Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:05:18 AM No.33294573
Best way to kill myself without anyone caring or being sad? What horrible things can i do in my last 24 hours to make it seamless?
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Thread 33294573 - /adv/ [Archived: 633 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:06:03 AM No.33294575
Use a thermonuclear device to kill everyone in NYC, that would do it.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:00:36 PM No.33294732
>>33294575
I like that one. Where do you get your ideas from
I like that one. Where do you get your ideas from
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:08:07 PM No.33294740
>>33294573 (OP)
Go to /v/ and start telling people about how much you like a videogame
Go to /v/ and start telling people about how much you like a videogame
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:00:54 PM No.33294877
>>33294573 (OP)
Repent
Repent
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:09:07 PM No.33294905
>>33294573 (OP)
Drive yourself into old age by attempting to live a full life. That is the way to make people the least sad.
Drive yourself into old age by attempting to live a full life. That is the way to make people the least sad.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:50:37 PM No.33295483
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:19:00 PM No.33295599
>>33294573 (OP)
Hang out in dangerous areas until someone mugs you and force it to go bad.
Hang out in dangerous areas until someone mugs you and force it to go bad.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:07:49 PM No.33295975
>>33294573 (OP)
Take drugs and suicide by cop
Take drugs and suicide by cop
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:24:30 PM No.33296020
>>33294573 (OP)
A few ideas
>Wait until Black Friday, go to a local megastore in a trenchcoat.
>Jump up on the checkout, throw off the coat to reveal you are wearing nothing but Santa Claus socks and flip flops
>Start jacking and shooting people while shouting "I hate firemen" until the cops shoot you
or
>get a car. fill it full of tannerite, at least 400 pounds. and apraypaint "I love nigger but hate jesus" on the sides, hood, and back
>Drive it around until the cops chase you, make sure you are dash cams as long as possible
>pull over and as the police approach shoot the tannerite
or
>Go to a large cemetery with a 6-9 year old girl you've kidnapped
>spraypaint the words to several gangsta rap songs word by word on multiple headstones
>Hang a statue of Buddha covered in swastikas
>Build a large fire and have the girl tied up like you're going to throw her in a a sacrifice
>As the cops approach say the voice in your head say you got the lyrics wrong and kill yourself
A few ideas
>Wait until Black Friday, go to a local megastore in a trenchcoat.
>Jump up on the checkout, throw off the coat to reveal you are wearing nothing but Santa Claus socks and flip flops
>Start jacking and shooting people while shouting "I hate firemen" until the cops shoot you
or
>get a car. fill it full of tannerite, at least 400 pounds. and apraypaint "I love nigger but hate jesus" on the sides, hood, and back
>Drive it around until the cops chase you, make sure you are dash cams as long as possible
>pull over and as the police approach shoot the tannerite
or
>Go to a large cemetery with a 6-9 year old girl you've kidnapped
>spraypaint the words to several gangsta rap songs word by word on multiple headstones
>Hang a statue of Buddha covered in swastikas
>Build a large fire and have the girl tied up like you're going to throw her in a a sacrifice
>As the cops approach say the voice in your head say you got the lyrics wrong and kill yourself
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:59:53 PM No.33296627
>>33296020
these are great
these are great
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:00:55 PM No.33296632
>>33295599
that's an embarrassing way to go
i'd rather die being hated by my friends and family than let someone else murder me lmao. you're eternally cucked if that happens to you
that's an embarrassing way to go
i'd rather die being hated by my friends and family than let someone else murder me lmao. you're eternally cucked if that happens to you
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:30 PM No.33296649
>>33294573 (OP)
Never kill yourself my dude unless you are in severe physical pain without immediate relief or heavily injured. Always do heavy damage first and let the zogbots end you.
Never kill yourself my dude unless you are in severe physical pain without immediate relief or heavily injured. Always do heavy damage first and let the zogbots end you.