Failed my road test today.

Permit expires in less than two weeks.

Im 26. There are 16 yos driving.

Before I off myself at the manhattan bridge this evening, what should I do legally to address any resolving debts?

How do inform my job that I'm quitting life?

How do I comfort my family?

Will a heavy dose of weed make the fail less painful?

How do I keep my parents and girlfriend from worrying?

Am I rushing the suicide? My grandfather passed a month ago and we had a funeral a few weeks ago.
>His death was from medical neglect, so it took a toll on me.

Im too retarded to live, every breath I take is embarrassing.

>>33297033 (OP)
Just try again, retard.

>>33297033 (OP)
>girlfriend from worrying
I have a job and a house, yet no girlfriend. I make 80K a year, zero debt, zero drug problems.
Why am I getting beaten out in life goals by a 26 year old who can't drive?

If you want a justification to live, there's that. Someone out there is unable to get laid, while you can.
To answer your question, you cannot. Weed would help, I would do painkillers. But you cannot comfort your family into killing yourself. Everyone will worry about you.
>Am I rushing suicide.
You kill yourself when the guests to your funeral is the state. Not when you have a family.
If your girlfriend leaves you, parents disown you, siblings stop calling you, and you're by yourself in a flat then yea, kill yourself. I know I will, once my mom's gone.

>>33297033 (OP)
Imagine your grandfather looking down at you right now thinking "damn I wish my grandson wasn't such a pussy, all this over a road test"

>>33297083
>Weed would help, I would do painkillers.
This is hard core bait, don't fall for this shit, weed will just numb the pain until you stop smoking, painkillers just ruin your life.

Anon you shouldn't be giving advice if you're this stupid

why do you even need a driver's license if you live in NYC?

>>33297033 (OP)
comparison is the thief of joy

>>33297083
No GF doesn't make you a loser. You're doing great in life. Find something else to chase like helping others or creating things.

>>33297033 (OP)
Dial 988

>>33297098
Anon makes a great point, you live in the best city in the US for public transportation, Cars are literally slower

I hate /adv/ sometimes, feels like there are 4 people here with functioning brains

>>33297033 (OP)
>fall
I Meant to type if weed will make my fall from the bridge less painful. Jot trying to suffer more
>>33297098
Passed the NYPD exam. Wanted to be a cop.

And i wanted to feel more mature. Getting a license feels like a milestone drilled into our head and I'd rather not miss that. Ita bad enough I don't own my own house yet,its part of why our kid got aborted last year

einstein couldnt drive either

>>33297118
>Wanted to be a cop
Explain to your teachers what happened, ask if they offer a driving course. Take the lessons if offered. Either way study and try again.

>>33297033 (OP)
>Its over
Okay, so I don't need to read any further.

>>33297118
Sorry if this is unhelpful, but if you're sent into a suicidal tailspin because of a single setback what on Earth makes you think being a cop is the right fit for you?

Look, I failed my road test 3 times. Was not happy about it, but I kept practicing until I was able to do it. A few years later I was a professional EMT driving an ambulance, and 10 years after getting my license I've never had an accident. You will keep practicing, you will take your test again, and you will succeed eventually.

Suicide for what? As a car owner myself I wish I never owned one because it was more of a inconvenience if anything, especially if you live in the city where there's zero parking on the street and potholes all over the place.
>Manhattan bridge
Ah, see, a Jew Yorker, even worse.
Listen man, stick to public transport to get around or walking.

>>33297033 (OP)
Dude, I’m 25, only have my learners and never driven a car. I’m fucking disabled, and while I still get money and have a family that cares about me and I care about them, it still fucking blows. But you know what? I enjoy what I can and make the best of what I can. We don’t know what the fuck is on the other side and it’s inevitable? Why rush the unknown?

>>33297033 (OP)
Looks like we have another case of an autistic boy raised by old and incompetent parents. I'm going through the same and I want to hang myself from my ceiling fan, although Idk if it can hold a human body.

>>33297033 (OP)
Don't you fear God judging you later retard?

>>33297118
>Wanted to be a cop
You want a job where other people will try to kill you, but you're ready to kill yourself over failing a test?

>>33297033 (OP)
> Lives in NYC
> Killing himself over not being able to drive
Just take the train, or try again another time
Yeah of course you're rushing in to suicide you're doing it over a driving test, anything you do to comfort your family will still hurt them, because suicide is a terrible and selfish thing to do.

>>33297033 (OP)
>Oh God, a minor setback, guess I'll kill myself
You're a weak-minded pussy holy shit

>>33297033 (OP)
OP, if it makes you feel any better...
>coming up on 21
>jobless since the CS job market sucks ass
>am so financially dependent on my folks that they succeeded in forcing me to commute to college next year (my senior year) just because they didn't like my housing situation
>they're Asian parents

Plus I live in a car-dependent suburb in NJ lol

And yeah I do have a car, but it's literally just my dad's SUV from the early 2000s

>>33297780
You have a license though

The examiners loved you

God loves you

>>33298509
Have you tried not being retarded? If you're failing the driving test with the morons that CAN pass it, it means you're a fucking idiot. No wonder you think killing yourself is the only option instead of something like, I dunno, taking it again?

>>33298516
Talk about a mood shift

>>33297450
God is a massive troll anon

He doesn't care.

We're just here for his entertainment

He's bored.

Check out Alan watts

>>33297703
Even if I pass I would still have that first fail on my record

It'll be on the universal record of reality for the rest of my life

Everyone else who passed first try can flex that they have no issue that first time

For me, its all about perfection, because we humans are just flesh automatons, overly sophisticated flesh robots.

If a robot can't perform then they're inferior or have subpar programming.

Even if I pass next time I'm still subpar compared to those who passed first try like my grandfather (my father got passed since he didn't flip out on his examiner, he claims he should've failed)

That goes for anything, that's the real reason I hate failing in anything, if we're all supposedly human and comparable then if I fail.pr fuck up on something that's on me

Life is just a cosmic game played by higher dimensional DMT jesters because they're bastards.

Can you blame me for wanting to quit and return to the character select screen of just quit the game of life for good?

I just wanna win hard dammit, and this just fucked up my self esteem (life score)

>>33298631
so what?

>>33298631
Wallow some more, that might help.

>>33298728
So reputation doesn't matter?
What the hekl matter then?

Why do people make a big deal about passing first tryvabd humiliating others whi dint pass first try then?
>>33297083
If you make 80k you can just buy a whore or get an instathot

There's hope

Sex isn't the end all be all though

>>33299374
>So reputation doesn't matter?
>Why do people make a big deal about passing first try
Literally no one besides you cares if you got your license on your first try or not. Not even 16 year olds give a shit about that, all they care about is that they can drive now. All a license does is prove to the state that you can be trusted to drive well enough on your own. It's a formality, not an indicator of character like you seem to think it is. No one in your life will ever ask or care. You're putting so much importance on something that does not matter at all.

>>33299506
Am I being too much of a perfectionist

Am I taking people who brag too seriously

I definitely feel like I fucking subconsciously took spongebob too seriously and didn't wanna end up like him

Fuck Patrick though, he was a complete ass about passing first try, lazy unloyal fat fuck

>>33299683
Please do not pursue becoming a police officer. If your posts in this thread are anything to go by, you are in no way stable enough to enter that line of work. Failing your road test might've been the best thing for you.

where do you live?
I know in Germany it's very expensive, and difficult to get a license.

But in Canada it is very easy, i hear people can buy them
as testing is privatized here

>>33299683
>Am I taking people who brag too seriously
You shouldn't be listening to those people at all. They themselves are weak mentally and they search for weaker people, so they can feel more powerful about achieving something those weaker folks don't have. Don't let your psyche be shattered by that.

>>33297090
Straw that broke the camel's back and all that

>>33297033 (OP)
Unless you are talking about manhattan kansas, you should go to the DMV in a small town surrounded by nothing. Nobody can drive in new york.

>>33297033 (OP)
My wife got her license at like 32 after also failing her road test and having a few expiries.
Took her a year to really get it but now she's has good a driver as anyone else.
You're fine

>>33299740
This. Dude wants to off himself over failing a road test.
Imagine his first time seeing a mangled body in a car wreck.

>>33297033 (OP)
>should I kill myself over failing a road test?
>"Im too retarded to live"
very much so

Lol I have a suspended license and just been driving illegally for the past 6 months and never been stopped I drive very careful though. I'm actually one of the 3 people that live in Wyoming so the highways are empty most of the times no bored cops wanting to pull someone over pointlessly

>>33297033 (OP)
>even a retard like this can get a gf
it's over for me

>>33298631
Nobody on the planet cares whether or not you passed a driving test first try o4 second try

>>33301640
That makes you a giga retard
Like this guy>>33297083

Imagine making good money in this economy and STILL not pulling bitches, getting women is easy bro

To the guy who suggested 988, you're right

I spoke to them and they helped

Thanks for for wame up call in this thread

I've calmer down and have a test scheduled on July 8th right before it expires thanks to the nice ladies at my driving school.who scrambled to secure that spot for me

Im not giving up at all. I just helped myself to a very high standard as the guy on the hotline said.

Honestly its ridiculously high as you saw in this thread

>>33298631
What the fuck are you talking about
No one will know you failed unless you TELL THEM
Except HR, I guess
Also, like 30% of all people fail on their first attempt
Jesus fucking Christ I don't think the drivers license thing is your actual problem

>>33306207
That's good to hear, OP. Keep on fighting.
Remember the old saying.
What do they call the guy who graduated last in his medical school?
"Doctor."

You will feel better once you pass and get some practice on the road.

>>33297033 (OP)

Its a driving permit get over it, you live in New York city, 30 year olds dont drive in that city...

how about me im 33 and have a license with no car anymore to drive. I got hit on my motorcycle and lost that too my only transportation and I have child support.

Its not worth commuting eh I mean committing suicide over; take it again down the road...

>>33306297
Divorce raped?

>>33306256
You right, I have a weird fixation with trying to be perfect

>>33297033 (OP)
i been physically and verbally abused since basically my conception.
i had a bpd mother who would beat me so hard i thought she was going to kill me. my dad left the house and i would only see him 5 times a year. my mother would make it impossible for him to se me. she would throw stuff at me, hit me with a jockey stick i had to hide it so she wouldn’t do it again. i felt so bad i wanted to kill myself since i was like 4. i couldn’t find a job, i was in my stepfathers house sleeping under stars on a shitty mattress. i found porn i shoot with my gf in my mother computer. she killed herself last year. btw, before killing herself she told a childhood friend she was going to kill herself because of her. now this friend is also dead.

so those are just one of the billion things that happens in my head. all of them worse than your “problems”

and im alive, here, typing how stupid and irrelevant your problems are

any of you had suffer more than that?
didn’t think so bitches

>>33311236
Thanks bojack