I have a date in 7 Days, help me get prepared frens.

>>33297874 (OP)
Just don't be a retarded faggot. Not much anyone can tell you with the complete lack of information provided. For once, that "I won't read" poster would be in the right to respond with his gimmick here.

>>33297881
Ok I washed my balls what else needs to be done.

>>33297874 (OP)
It's already joever for you since you like animated children

>>33297947
Wash your balls again on the day. 7 days out is a little to far.

>>33298020
how about 6 days? i thought women were supposed to like the pherimoans if you showed up that with a little gym musk?

>>33297874 (OP)
Unironically be yourself. Don't put on a character, and don't talk about your wife shondo. Your date doesn't need to know that.

>>33298043
Does she need a full break down of my racial slur tear list?
Also thanks.

>>33298052
*tier list
She'll think less of you if you show it to her and it's spelled incorrectly

>>33298321
At least all the slurs are right.

cut your nails, trim your hair, wear all fresh clothes. you got a date so im not calling you gross just saying its not hanging with the boys.

>>33297874 (OP)
Bee urself bro

>>33299206
That I can do in the moment, I just need the prep. I am more worried about my unknown unknowns than my known unknowns.

What are you gonna do for the date nigga

>>33301281
She wanted to try a particular dish she had never had, I'm taking her to get some.


If it wasn't for misfortune I would have no fortune at all.

>>33301659
What’s the dish

>>33301681
Calamari

>>33301706
how fucking sheltered do you even have to be to go your whole life without trying calamari

>>33302226
I think it's one of those thing some people just never try. Like cow tongue or what ever.

>>33301659
I would also have plans for afterwards.
I like museums because you can talk but since you have to talk lower you have to get closer so it's a bit more intimate.
Don't take her to the movies unless you just want to make out.
Be open to heading to a hotel/apt/house if things go well.
Don't be a faggot, be playful, confident, honest.
If it doesn't go well, you tried, don't be sad.

>>33302277
Trouble is this is the post big event meet up. All I can do is ask for a second date and sadly I doubt there will be one.

>>33302266
Not that I'm opposed, but I've never been to a place that served cow tongue

>>33303054
If you have been to a good Mexican place than they have it, might not be on the menu..

>>33297874 (OP)
I don't get why people get nervous about dates. I guess any prep I'd do would be thinking about what I want (where I'd like it to go) and what I need to know about the person I'm dating to see if I'm interested in continuing. Wouldn't focus too much on how you present yourself.

>>33303492
Nigga I am not nervous. I'm just asking for tips to make it better.

Wash your ass. Don't be two faced. Present who you are, if she doesn't like who you are, you can always find someone else. Figure out who this girl is, ask yourself what she means to you. Do you find her attractive, do you think you would want to put a baby in her? Try to think if her personality would meld with your friend group/family.

>>33304860
Already washed my ass once, not doing it again.

4 days how do I "plus" this thing? I realize i got it by being me and it will go well, but I want to be sure its great and not just good.