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Anonymous No.33301572 [Report] >>33304811 >>33304859
THE CUTE GIRLS ARE STANDING BY THE WASHROOMS AND I HAVE TO PEE
The bathrooms are off the lobby and they are in there just by the watercooler giggling and I need to pee. Should I pee under my desk into the garbage or a water bottle?
Anonymous No.33301585 [Report]
Yes
Anonymous No.33301648 [Report]
Piss yourself then walk to the bathroom past the women
Anonymous No.33304811 [Report]
>>33301572 (OP)
Is it really that hard to walk past them?
Anonymous No.33304814 [Report]
just scream the n-word
they'll scatter
Anonymous No.33304859 [Report]
>>33301572 (OP)
You gotta be careful to leave a little air gap between your dick head and the rim of a bottle or your piss will hydraulically compress the air in the bottle and and the pressure will release into aerosol piss, when you break the seal.
Hey, is that a pick of that guy who was killed by the state or Israel before they did nine eleven?