Thread 33302346

How do I get a big booty gf if I wasn't blessed with a BBC(or any kind of big cock)?

>>33302346 (OP)
Hitting it from the back when she's got a big ass is an artform OP, gotta find the right angle and massage her ass out of the way a bit to get in there deep.

As far as finding a gf goes, that's a question as old as time. Just make sure that if you land a girl who ticks all your boxes you don't hold yourself back because you're not as well equipped as you would have wished.

>t. White guy, 7", big booty Carribean GF

>>33302516
You are blessed, you shouldn't be on this website

>>33302673
I'm still pretty retarded, just also happen to be good with women.
What good is an ADV board without someone to give advice that works right

>>33303144
Describe being good with women. What is your height and ethnicity? What is the ethnicity of most women you encounter?

>>33302346 (OP)
Money

>>33303347
>Describe being good with women.
I have a good sense of humor, present myself well, and genuinely like to hear what people have to say; as a result I get a good amount of interest from girls. I'm painfully oblivious to flirting but when I catch on I shut that shit down quick because I'm faithful to my woman.
>What is your height and ethnicity?
5'10 maybe 5'11, white farm boy.
>What is the ethnicity of most women you encounter?
White, Native, Indian, Filipino, just whatever the population in my area is. My gf is Carribean, colour has never been a factor for me.

>>33302346 (OP)
Be the kind of guy big booty girls like

>>33303397
What type of Caribbean, because there are many different types retard.

>>33302346 (OP)
get one anyways my nigga. Hope this helps.

If a baddie is what is meant for you, then a baddie you shall receive.
Ok fr tho, 1: If you think the girls you're looking for are only interested in your cock, then you might want to either up your self esteem or reconsider these girls.
2: Lowkey just be yourself: The best way to end up with someone who hates you is to fake it till you make it, cause they don't like you, they like who you say you are.
3: The big booty thing, I cannot help you with. The only girl I've ever pulled was back in school, and she did not have an ass.
I wish the best of luck on your journey to bull a baddie. May Shadow the hedgehog be with you.

>>33306384
You want my SIN number and the 3 digit code on the back of my credit card while I'm at it? If you want details on something specific ask for those before you start flinging insults like a child having a tantrum.

>>33306529
No you're just a retarded LARPer who thinks Caribbeans are one single group when we have many colors and most of us fucking hate each other. I dont even like Puerto Ricans as a Dominicna and we're both Hispanic and live in the same neighborhoods in NYC. Now imagine what we think of Haitians. Or Jamaicans. And the hundreds of other Caribbeans retarded gringos like you have no idea exist. Despite our diversity, we all agree your bitch is using you for the green card.
And laughing at you for thinking a "Caribbean" woman wants anything to do with a musty white boy.

>>33306962
>No you're just a retarded LARPer who thinks Caribbeans are one single group when we have many colors and most of us fucking hate each other.
Yet Trini, Guyanese and Bajans seem to have nothing but love for eachother regardless...
>I dont even like Puerto Ricans as a Dominicna and we're both Hispanic and live in the same neighborhoods in NYC.
You? Not likable? Shocking.

>And the hundreds of other Caribbeans retarded gringos like you have no idea exist
The fact that I don't go into crazy detail about everything I know at the drop of a hat to apease your ego really bugs you doesn't it?

>Despite our diversity, we all agree your bitch is using you for the green card.
Her whole family are citizens, but please keep seething.

>>33302346 (OP)
be a pro at eating pussy