Thread 33302680 - /adv/ [Archived: 556 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:50:05 AM No.33302680
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It’s official. I’m fucked. I was in class (college, psych major) and I have a fetish for public masturbation/exhibitionism. I am usually not very daring with it. So I figured I’d be kind of bold. So I sat at the very back. Not near anyone. And very covertly stuck my hand into my pants and started jacking it. Don’t judge. We’re all into something. I thought the desk would cover it up from everyone else. It turns out some girl who came in behind me saw. And boy did she tell fucking everyone in the classroom by screaming “HE’S TOUCHING HIMSELF WHAT THE FUCK”

Needless to say, I had a panic attack. I ran out of the classroom crying and went right back to my dorm room and spent the rest of the afternoon sobbing into my pillow.

I’m in the thick of it now. Criminal indecent exposure or public masturbation and very likely getting kicked out of college permanently. My parents don’t know yet. I might just make something up for why I got kicked out. I could tell them my grades were bad maybe.

What should I do? I really didn’t mean for anyone to see. It just gives me a thrill to do it in public, I don’t know why. I’m justkind of a pervert like that.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:59:59 AM No.33302722
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>>33302680 (OP)
>It’s official. I’m fucked.
Okay, then I don't need to read your wall of text.
Zach
7/2/2025, 2:03:39 AM No.33302740
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You like seriously can not be this dumb...
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:05:22 AM No.33302746
>>33302740
I’m not dumb. Just impulsive
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:06:29 AM No.33302754
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>>33302680 (OP)
lmfao
Zach
7/2/2025, 2:10:37 AM No.33302768
>>33302746
Anon you fucked yourself over for being a cartoonish idiot. I hope you're proud of yourself. Do yourself a favor and stop dancing around excuses. Now what you need, is to figure out a way to do something else besides psychology, because what fucking psych office would hire you after this psychotic retardation that an NT with Anti social and conduct disorder would do.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:12:26 AM No.33302778
>psych major
Stopped reading there. I agree you're fucked
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:16:03 AM No.33302798
You just saved your future self and/or your parents a lot of money bro, nice.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:04:52 AM No.33303037
>>33302680 (OP)
accept your fuck up and come to peace with whatever the hell the consequences are. repent and embrace the humiliation motherfucker, even if its for the rest of your life
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:13:42 AM No.33303078
>>33302680 (OP)
>psych major
blessing in disguise. you would have never had the subtlety or impulse control to get a worthwhile job
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:29:18 AM No.33303137
>>33302680 (OP)
>Don’t judge. We’re all into something

Oh I'm judging
cuz we ain't all into it
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:08:16 AM No.33303483
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>>33302680 (OP)
thanks for the laugh
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:45:21 AM No.33304956
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>>33302680 (OP)
Find a way to blame women for your failure and go from there.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:19:21 PM No.33305704
by defintion of exhibitionism you kinda got what you wanted. I hope it was hot
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:24:26 PM No.33305718
>What should I do?
Accept that you're socially fucked now unless you're able to sow significant doubt in people about the witness's credibility.
Determine what actual evidence exists besides an anecdote from witness that she saw your hand in your pocket. Was there CCTV? Did anyone else see you?
I would hope the evidentiary standards in cases like these at universities is better than 'she said he did it'
I'd also check to see whether pocket billiards is actually against the law. If your dick wasn't actually out and visible it might be that what you were seen doing wasn't against any specific law.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:27:20 PM No.33305732
>>33302680 (OP)
>psych major
roflmao
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:53:14 PM No.33306324
>>33302680 (OP)
>What should I do?
Put the fries in the bag, wagie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:06:05 AM No.33309218
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>>33302680 (OP)
At this point you should just go all in. Jork it everywhere and anytime, not like you have anything better to do anymore rofl
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:13:07 AM No.33309457
obvious fake story btw