Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:23:16 PM No.33305495
Be me
Just got out of the shower
Apartment is freezing, say something like “damn, I’m cold”
GF looks down, sees the situation
Starts laughing: “Wow… didn’t know it could get that small”
I look too. Yeah, it’s bad. Like acorn resting on top of two marbles bad
She’s laughing, I’m laughing
She jokingly says “I need a picture of this”
We both use vault apps for nudes, so I say fine
She takes like 2–3 photos
I tell her to delete them *immediately*
She promises she moved them to the vault and cleared the rest
I double-check. Looks fine. Whatever
Week later
We get back from a trip, took a bunch of pictures
She invites two of her friends over
Starts showing them the trip photos on her phone
I’m chilling across the room, not paying attention
Then I hear sudden silence… followed by loud laughter
I look over
They’re both looking at me
I *know*
Instant stomach-drop moment
GF rushes over, grabs her phone
“Oh my god, I thought I deleted that”
Apparently one of the pics didn’t get removed
Her friends try to apologize but can’t stop laughing
I just sit there like a f***ing ghost
After they leave, she starts crying
Says she’s sorry over and over
I tell her it’s fine, even though I want to disappear into drywall
Still think about it way too often
Just got out of the shower
Apartment is freezing, say something like “damn, I’m cold”
GF looks down, sees the situation
Starts laughing: “Wow… didn’t know it could get that small”
I look too. Yeah, it’s bad. Like acorn resting on top of two marbles bad
She’s laughing, I’m laughing
She jokingly says “I need a picture of this”
We both use vault apps for nudes, so I say fine
She takes like 2–3 photos
I tell her to delete them *immediately*
She promises she moved them to the vault and cleared the rest
I double-check. Looks fine. Whatever
Week later
We get back from a trip, took a bunch of pictures
She invites two of her friends over
Starts showing them the trip photos on her phone
I’m chilling across the room, not paying attention
Then I hear sudden silence… followed by loud laughter
I look over
They’re both looking at me
I *know*
Instant stomach-drop moment
GF rushes over, grabs her phone
“Oh my god, I thought I deleted that”
Apparently one of the pics didn’t get removed
Her friends try to apologize but can’t stop laughing
I just sit there like a f***ing ghost
After they leave, she starts crying
Says she’s sorry over and over
I tell her it’s fine, even though I want to disappear into drywall
Still think about it way too often
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