I'm a third worlder and I'm visiting for ten days. How do I land a job where I can be sponsored and eventually be a citizen? I want to be an American and I don't want to stay in my crappy country. Any real advice would be appreciated. I am willing to pay the sponsorship money of course.

>>33308051 (OP)
You fucking dont. We are done with you fuckers.

>>33308051 (OP)
Fuck off we are full.

>>33308051 (OP)
I won't read invasive species threads.

>>33308051 (OP)
Get out

Shoot kids in school

>>33308082
>>33308087
>>33308092
>>33308124
If God wills, I will be an American and make money and be great. Immigrants aren't the reason why your lives suck, assuming you're not just one jerk.

>>33308623
The supply of labor is being inflated rapidly. The outside supply is also vastly cheaper.
Guess what we call that outside supply?

>>33308051 (OP)
I understand your desire to live in the greatest country on earth. This is not a good time to do this. Move to canada.

>>3330863
You call it "slavery".

>>33308638
You call it "slavery".

>>33308676
Then why come to a country that calls you a slave?
Maybe you should not come.

>>33308682
I don't have to be a slave. I can actually get a decent job with decent money, all legally. I don't want to do illegal stuff. Plus God blessed me with some skills.

>>33308699
Ok back to the first question.
Outside labor that increases the supply of labor and is much cheaper. No one in the US wants that and it's called immigration.

If you can get a good job here it means you have a skill. Use that skill in India and build your nation.

>>33308706
I don't want to stay in Egypt.

>>33308967
you arnt wanted here, Egypt isn't that bad you have nothing but opportunity in your home land. how about this, make something Americans want to buy.
fuck off is the key message, if you have a skill you can use it at home.

>>33308623
FUCK OFF WE"RE FULL
>>33308967
Oh well, maybe that's understandable. You must be from Alexandria.
We're still full but I'm sorry for you man

>>33308051 (OP)
lol enjoy spending time in the ICE detention centers before getting deported

>>33308051 (OP)
The simple answer is that it can't be done. There ARE processes to achieve your goal, but they can't be done in a 10 day visit

>>33309533
This
>>33309323
But also this

>>33308051 (OP)
hey, maybe u go to a less hardcore place for longer?
maybe you have some european people in your family tree so you can do double citizenship.
if you have any better spend your money on a lawyer who can help you put with that so you have a stronger passport

>>33308986
this could work, kinda. obviously is not the same outcome as living in 1st world country but maybe is had to export things from egypt.

if you are charismatic and good looking im sure you will find something. the few times i talked with people from the us they were rly nice but also one of them was offering money out of the blue and trying to groom me (i was 19, he looked like biden and was probably like 58)

im a woman so i don’t know if this counts for you. but very likely they see you as a poor soul that has been trapped into samsara

>>33308623
This is a nation of settlers. If you want to settle here we expect you to lay siege to the nation, conquer it in blood and fire and build a new nation here from scratch just like our forefathers did.

Otherwise, fuck off and die. Immigrants get the rope.

>>33311319
Don't come to the US because you want what you can get, come here because you want to be a working part of the project. The Koreans get that, start a useful business or bring a skill we Need.

>>33316166
I want to do that, but you guys make the legal process pretty tricky. I want to be a productive member.

>>33318521
Yet we are still the place you want to move to.
You see how this works yet?

You want us far more than we want you.
Now you are negotiating from the lower hand, what is it you have to offer the US?

>>33313860
Keep Coping mutt
We are taking over and we will take over, you'll be a good goy and support Immigrantion and celebrate your interracial grandchild and Indian culture

>>33318536
Because the fella wants to, he don't want to live in third world

He's consciously trying to do better, that already makes him better than 90% Americans

>>33308051 (OP)
Invest $5M and get a trump "gold" visa

>>33308051 (OP)
what special skills do you have that would warrant sponsorship?