WHERE CAN I COOM? - /adv/ (#33308844) [Archived: 579 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:34:51 AM No.33308844
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How do I get pussy if I am 32 years old and I live with my folks? (Grown ass Virgin btw)

I work a shitty job, but I have a couple hot co-workers I think I might have a shot with… But how / where am I supposed to get cheeks ? It’s too close quarters at my house to bring women here. Plus I know that would give them the “ick”…

Rent a hotel room or B&B? See if they have their own space?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:47 AM No.33309128
you'r enot gonna like this mate, but no decent woman is going to meet you in a hotel just to fuck. Either go full man about it and act like you're paying the mortgage when yo have them over or move out. A woman would rather you live in a shack with a couch than hook up with you at your parent's house. Unless they are socially oblivious and also live with their parents, which is a lot of twenty something women currently. Seems like you need to prioritize success before cheeks, as getting one guarantees the other.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:07:02 AM No.33309434
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>>33308844 (OP)
the level of game required to bang women in hotel rooms is kinda very high
>32 yo virgin man
looks like your current level is zero. you need a realistic objective and this aint it. your best bet would be to find a single mom who has her own place.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:50:48 PM No.33310745
>>33309128
>>33309434
Yeah. Makes sense I would look like a total degenerate. My job has been cutting hours. But once I get something new that has more consistent work I should hopefully be able to find a spot for myself after I’ve stacked some bread.

But in the meantime are single moms my only option? A girl with her own place -20’s or 30’s- (and no kids) isn’t gonna let me in if I don’t have my own shit?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:53:35 PM No.33310754
>>33308844 (OP)
>It’s too close quarters at my house to bring women here.
are you sure you can't like find a corner of the basement with the TV playing for background noise while your folks are asleep upstairs or whatever?

some girls don't care though, one chick live in a apartment with her dad and brothers and she'd have me plap her in the middle of the living room when it was like 10pm
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:08:03 PM No.33310787
>>33308844 (OP)
I'm afraid you're going to have to pay at least $1000/month for the privilege of cooming.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:23:20 PM No.33310839
>>33310745
this is a market.
you're a 32 yo virgin man with a shitty job, which means your value is: rock bottom, zero.
>girl with her own place -20’s or 30’s- (and no kids)
if this girl is neither a landwhale nor disfigured, she has options and you don't qualify, period
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:34:17 PM No.33310871
>>33308844 (OP)
air bnb or motel
what kind of lazy question is this
when there is a will there is a space
I remember fucking in the empty classrooms in uni, in the back of my car in underground parking places, in a wooden castle thingy in a park near her house, lol kids didn't go there because drunkards used to sleep there in the night so it was open for young couples
you being 32 of course a lot of those options are cringe but a motel or a hotel or airbnb is perfectly fine.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:38:55 PM No.33310894
>>33308844 (OP)
In the restroom at work or their place (become their bitch). Worst case, rent a hotel but make sure it's nice enough. Motel feels like prostitution and they'd get more ick (if they're normal) compared to bringing them home to your parents
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:39:46 PM No.33310896
Go fuck at a hotel/motel and bring home bedbugs
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:28:57 PM No.33311276
>>33310871
There is this one Hotel in the College town I work right next to that is pretty sexy. I feel like with the right explanation as to why I rented a hotel 15 minutes from my house I could pull it off.
>>33310894
What are some good ways to get with a girl who had their own situation? without icking them that I’m still at home?