Thread 33313032

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>>33313032 (OP)
Heinous op pic

m or f
what do you wish the other sex accepted about themselves?

>>33313043
Their incestuous urges

>>33313043
that women have it easy

HE’S THE ONE

>>33313032 (OP)
holy shit that op pic lmfao

>>33313043
M, their titties whatever the shape and size

>>33313032 (OP)
Does the 127 include or exclude Bakugou

>>33313049
ugly chicks have it harder than ugly guys in my experience, my ugly male friends could entrance someone into dating them, my ugly female friends had to go the lesbian route to get some action
only to realize they were only starved for attention
also I don't know why are lesbians so much into ugly chicks, it's weird.

>>33313062
can you validate your preferences to everyone right now please? everyone alive to clarify, and probably those who have left us as well. thank you. thanks

Girls: Are you able to orgasm from missionary? Is it unusual?
>recently met girl and been seeing each other a lot
>doing missionary since its a good starter
>she's managed to actually get off from it, sometimes more than once
>says she's never managed to before
>missionary is now her favorite and what she wants to do with me the most
>have also become a booty call at this point for it (not that im complaining but just surprised)

>>33313043
F. That any dick that is between 4" and 7" that can get and stay hard is perfect.
>>33313062
That's too broad.

>>33313065
After the date, she's going over to his place.

>>33313043
Ski Freers?

So i started watching "dont bully me nagatoro" anime

Im not a big animu watcher, ive seen some jojo and that's basically it, enjoyed those a lot.

But the Nagatoro show was straight up depressing for me.
Its so cute and wholesome it hurts.

>Its just a shitty anime why do you care
Well, because, i experienced a little bit of that cute wholesome shit irl, and it never led to anything, and im still a kissless virgin at age where being a kissless virgin starts being a massive red flag for any potential girl.

Its genuinely so over. Worst part is that its not my looks that are stopping me from getting someone to even like me, its just my shitty boring and abrasive personality.
I even had a girl clearly interested in me, and i liked her a lot too and somehow i couldnt seal the deal. Maybe i was in friendzone from very beginning.

give me exactly 100 reasons to keep on breathing i guess atoga...

>>33313071
>tfw going soft sometimes
I hate myself so much it's unreal. She hasn't said anything but I feel like she's judging me pretty badly for it.

>>33313079
Uh

>>33313071
>That any dick that is between 4" and 7" that can get and stay hard is perfect.
tfw 7.1" =(

>>33313083
It can be frustrating at worst for me, but I'd never hold a bf's earnest attempt at sex against him. If he got so embarrassed by it that he just didn't want to have sex as much, though, I'd be upset about that.

>>33313043
That their boobs and bits are lovely regardless of sizes and shapes.

>>33313078
I wish it wasn't so easy. loops. one of those games where the controls and concept is fun but there's no content.

>>33313089
Sorry, maybe you can find a taller bitch to stab in the gut with it.

>>33313090
>If he got so embarrassed by it that he just didn't want to have sex as much, though, I'd be upset about that.
Sometimes I feel like slowing down because of it, but with this in mind, I'll just keep trying. Sometimes I'm fine and I can go a whole session, while at other times I soften in a minute or two, or just don't manage to get beyond a half chub for some reason.

State gender
Who is at fault?

>>33313097
You

>>33313097
Real people don't talk like this, so it's some fake retarded shit.

>>33313083
Just take viagra

>>33313097
M
See >>33313102 except I'd like to add "kys" to the end of his message. You can't be this stupid, you cannot think that's real.

>>33313102
nothing can surprise me about normies now, they are all retarded. They can't talk right anymore, either.
i think they do it on purpose, to not look like nerds

>>33313083
dude fix your health.
it's so not hard to be rock hard if you were just healthy

>>33313071
i'm happy with my 6.3 dick now thanks

>>33313096
Working through it together is the best way to handle that, I think.

>>33313071
Yes JH we all know about your love of mediocre dicks but you aren't every woman
There are plenty of size queens in these threads to counter your white pill

>>33313043
Small titties can be just as good as big titties

can i make my dick stop leaning to the right when it's hard?

>>33313090
Why would I want to have sex if I can't perform?

giving atoga a refuge post. peace and calm for the mind

>>33313043
M
your pubic hair is hot as fuck

>>33313116
Nope.

>>33313043
M
Most women are naturally sexy

>>33313097
F
No one, they are communicating. If only more people was like this

I'm about to head to bed.
But before I go. I'll tell you the scariest situation I have been in involving the opposite sex without it being like some sort of violent thing.

F, at the time 24
>go to a trip with my friend f 28
>purpose of trip
>drive to new places, sleep in motels, see the country
>in a week we reach friends parents, and head back another route
>Sounds like an adventure, I am in
So we adventured all around the place
>go north, like real far north to reach her parents
Boom
>we get a flat tire
>no reception in this area
>stare together at the tire like it makes it better
>A large white van comes by
>stops
>uhoh
>About 6 guys, shortest at 6f tall come out of the van
all of those guys look the freaking same, most likely related.
Cont.

>>33313043
M
It's okay for your thighs to be fat. That is sexy.

>>33313113
NTA but people's individual preferences are neither a whitepill nor a blackpill. Part of growing up is accepting the fact that not every single person on the planet will think you're a perfect 10/10

>>33313131
rape clown car?

>>33313131
We don’t need a story, just go

>>33313127
What are we chatting about

>>33313127
I think about this picture often

>>33313142
nothing i just felt like posting that image.
>>33313143
ok

>>33313114
> Can be
Small ones are much better.

>>33313068
Wdym?
I love boobies, playing with them and sucking on them
>>33313071
Your face is too broad jkk

>>33313131
Cont.
>go inside the car and lock the doors
>this feels dangerous now
>they have pistols and knives on them, like can clearly see them
>otherwise dressed in raggy cargo pants and t-shirts
>one of them knocks on our window
"Good day mam, flat tire?"
>My friend just nods
"Got a spare?"
>my friend shakes his head
"Well this is gonna take a bit, sit tight we got this"
>the guys get the largest jack from their van I have ever seen
>As the whole front of the car comes up I realize that this front wheel drive isnt going anywhere anymore
>getting real scared, no escape anymore
>these men are big, armed and have us in their mercy
I thought I cried silently, but no. My friend was hitting my arm if I made a sound
>The 6 guys get more and more stuff from the van
>some sort thing that shoots air into the tires
>asked my friend to open the hood
I am scared alread
I think they are going to steal our car parts
>turns out they just needed acces to the car battery to power the compressor
>filled our busted tire with chemicals and new air
>but I didnt know that
>when the compressor started to work I was sure they were coming trough the doors
"They are going to rape and kill us..."
tried to whisper that
>my friend hit me on the shoulder hard enough to leave a bruise
>I think they heard me too, because the one who was talking to my friend looked really sad afterwards.
The guys just stopped all talk
>made it scarier
>after a while as they had smoked and lounged around they tapped on the tire we blew
>lowered the jack
I remember how biggest guy looked at my friend and said
>this tyre wont hold for long anymore, change it
showed my friend a thumbs up and then all of them left

I know I was an ass, but I had never been in the countryside before, and excuses excuses.
Even my mom told me that countryboys are always armed and that I was an ass, because they are saints when they see someone in trouble.
So, /atoga/ tell me your scary stories without it actually escalating to violence.

>>33313146
How small is your preference bro?

>>33313135
I mean I guess but I won't believe they will absolutely love my dick

What does it mean when a straight woman tells me she's is a lesbian? How bad is that? What are the implications

>>33313151
bro I'm not reading all that
low effort effortposting is so tiresome, dude.

>>33313097
>I am a gal who deserves the basic decency of you reaching out to let me know we're still on
>for me, you should be so excited the morning of our date you can't wait to reach out to me and let me know you're looking forward to it but that's the bare minimum
This the kinda brat that will expect princess treatment, she better be a baddie

>>33313145
I'm disappointed

>>33313130
You're definitely a cunt

redpill me on the itty bitty kitty committee

what do you think a femanon looks like while she's waiting for moids to take her bait?

>>33313165
Are you a gal with itty bitty titties?

>>33313167
>femanon
>fem

sorry if it's sleazy but i want a gf with a big bum and boobs
a bit of tummy chub is fine too

>>33313170
no. i seek the truth.

>>33313167
naked
legs spread
on her bed/couch
cunt leaking in anticipation

>>33313174
Based
It's the full package desu, super comfy and kissable all over
I miss my ex bros...

>>33313151
Stupid cunt

>>33313175
You don't like itty bitty titties then? Why not?

>>33313184
you asked if i was a girl with small titties, not do i like small titties. explain yourself

>>33313097
Depends on the time in between "I'll meet you there" and "I'm late".
Anything over 24 hours and expecting a confirmation seems reasonable. If you go radio silent for days before a date, it's a bad sign. I would confirm the day of too. People get stood up and confirmation works both ways.

If she was expecting one the morning of when he confirmed twelve hours before, that's kind of needy.

That last post is asinine though.

>>33313083
Why do you go soft? How old are you? I'm in the mid 30s and still get and stay rock hard.

>>33313043
Women's upper arms are genetically engineered baby pillows.

Put the double O in the moooood

>>33313187
I'm confused I'm going 2 sleep

>>33313151
I got help up at knifepoint by some people in the city when I was younger. I hid from the cops once in a subway tunnel during high school after my friends and I ran off with drugs. I saw someone get shot in the chest once. A young woman had a seizure in front of me in public when I was a kid and I froze up and watched some random stranger put her on her side while almost everyone else was ignoring her or stepping around her body. I've seen a lot of aggressive beggars during COVID because I was still going out then, I remember this one woman running away because this hobo kept asking her for money and following her around the underground train station, and there were no cops patrolling down there. I see a lot of crazies regularly but I'm getting used to it desu.

>>33313197
> I got help up at knifepoint by some people in the city when I was younger. I hid from the cops once in a subway tunnel during high school after my friends and I ran off with drugs.
Same for both, lmao. Good times

>>33313196
I NEED THE TRUTH

>>33313043
That being skinny is better than being swole.

>>33313205
:o

When was the last time a thread died without a new one up already? Must be months, if not longer. Our autists are a well-oiled machine.

Women are sluts

>>33313192
Same age homie. I think it's because I've been feeling shitty lately due to work and also my total lack of exercise from being a deskfag. I'm hoping joining a gym and lifting some weights will get me back on track.

>>33313213
Oh god make me your slut!

Women whats the best opener on tinder that will make you pursue the guy

>>33313215
Male hands
>>33313213
Possibly bored foid hands

>>33313213
>>33313215
Based

How do I fix this
The more I roll my shoulder back the more my neck sticks out

Bitch tryna child support

>>33313210
Your autists are rather sleepy tonight

>>33313218
Nothing would work I hate Tinder and everyone on it including myself

>>33313218
just use rizz generator

>>33313162
You are severely damaged, seek therapy

>>33313221
Dead Hangs, Neck Bridges
>>33313119
I do not agree but I will agree that it is annoying when women think that their pubic hair is so unsightly that they use "I haven't shaved" as an excuse to not go to pound town

>>33313218
I won’t pursue a guy over an opener

>>33313213
I try

I won’t read how to talk to women threads.

>>33313119
I agree but only when it's groomed. Not a fan of bushes

>>33313229
Me too. Let's both get off tinder

>>33313079
Nagatoro is for guys with low/no self-esteem that think being relentlessly bullied by a girl is 'cute'

>>33313077
to let him watch?

>>33313043
F
Their role really is to serve us. I think a lot of male unhappiness is when for cultural reasons for example they try to deny it. I don't even mean romantically necessarily because gay men need to serve women too, and in gay spaces you'll often see them admit this as well.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33313258
High schools get your rizz on

>>33313257
Women are not worthy of servitude. You’re right, I’d love nothing more, but the quality of women is very low

>>33313097
M
Is that hinge? I think re-confirming the date is common sense. Women are just extremely flaky on those apps.

>>33313257
>Their role really is to serve us.
To serve women?
This is an elaborate way of saying you'd like to be eaten, isn't it?

>>33313083
I dated two guys who would just randomly go soft and I was mature about it to the best of my ability but it hurt really really bad. I knew it didn't have anything to do with me but it was kinda just traumatic to have gone through that. I never told either of them this but every single time it happened I always took quick crying breaks like in a few second bursts when he wasn't looking. I would keep going to the bathroom to pee or whatever and just cry really quickly. lol

>>33313214
Exercising will definitely help as will just trying not to stress as much. Best of luck anon.

>>33313275
Same :( except he never reassured me so I figure it was really me

It probably would stay hard if you were hotter. But doesn't mean it's soft because of you.

>>33313281
I couldn't get hard with my oneitis. Sometimes shit just happens and its not about you, you narcissistic fucking cunt

>>33313281
Yeah I mean now that you point it out they never reassured me either. It's always in the back of your mind which is why it hurts but all you can do is just focus on reassuring him and then reassure yourself in private. Sigh. And people think women can't be stoic

Pro tip, do not rely on public transportation unless you want to sit on a curb with a crying child in the ghetto for almost three hours

>>33313227
you have to fuck someone first for this to happen

How much of a red flag is negging? Why do guys keep doing it to me on first dates? I don't show it but internally I instantly get disgusted, is that a dramatic response?

>>33313290
I did

>>33313264
I can't do that I'm a 46 year old bald indian man, 5'3", 340lbs. Also I'm on sex offender registry so can't go close to schools, I got on it when I was in university and sent picture of my penis to every female at university with message "send bobs and vagene"

>>33313275
I am now afraid of something new. This.

>>33313221
Lay on flat hard surfaces.

>>33313275
Wtf

>>33313280
Thanks man. In the past when I did a little exercise, my libido would increase for the next day or two, so I'm hoping I can regain that. I've just been not exercising for so long now that it's hard to get back into it and I'm sore within minutes when I do try.

Going from my mid 20s to my 30s happened really goddamn quick once I got deep into working and career.

>>33313289
That's what you get for being an amerifatimutt

>>33313293
How long did it take you to come up with that?

>>33313292
ok

>>33313299
Come up with what sir? It is my real life.

Here we go again

>watches Nosferatu
>woman only idea on how to save the town is to sleep with the monster

>>33313127
Yes.

>>33313303
meeee

>>33313287
>you narcissistic fucking cunt
Okay cool
>>33313288
I feel bad now, he didn't acknowledge it at all

>>33313303
but did it work?

Are the femanons in the room with you now?

>>33313288
Never realized women felt this way when a guy. Its the most embarrassing thing when your dick wont work even though you really want it to and the chick is there naked and ready. Nerves can fuck with your dick

>>33313069
Yes, it's not unusual.

>>33313307
Yes but it also killed her as well.

>>33313311
but did she orgasm?

>>33313311
>successfully sacrifices herself to safe everyone else
>whore
ok

>>33313309
and it never occurred to you that it might make her feel bad too and maybe a word of reassurance might help? lol

>>33313308
not in yours

>>33313317
You mean ours

>>33313221
>The more I roll my shoulder back the more my neck sticks out
chin tucks and chest stretches could help with some instant relief/changes. you need to strengthen neck and upper back muscles

if your pelvis is really like that then strengthen core and glutes too. weight exercises for shoulders. but your shoulders don't look rolled according to your drawing at least.

i notice that most people around my age have some degree of this irl, it makes everyone look bad so i work hard to train my posture. people really do notice even if they can't put their finger on it

>>33313320
no

>>33313314
>husband and others had plan to kill him
>wife decides that her plan which involves cheating on him is better

>>33313315
No i thought it made them think the guy was a pathetic loser because his dick wouldn't work like he failed at being a man in front of a willing woman.

hope you're ready femanon

>>33313291
Are men doing the PUA shit still? I thought that died in like 2015
If you know so much about PUA then try to look for other 'techniques' or whatever they do. Or if it was actually very mean and clearly not a joke. Then it's a red flag sure.

>>33313324
ah, you are just a narc with zero empathy, got it

>>33313325
>femanon
>he doesn't know

>>33313323
ahe probably knew how incompetent they are and that they would fuck it up, given their track record

Femanons, who are some women we think are hot that you can't see the appeal of? Conversely, who are surprised isn't more popular with moids?

Just venting.

My ex left me on December 29th, she told me that she was seeing someone else and was in love and wanted to stat friends (we had been quite apart because we live in different cities so she thought our relationship was dead).

It broke me, since the I've spent the past 6 months desperate to get her back blocking her and unblocking her again. Started seeing a psychologist, a psychiatrist. I became more and more desperate. I blocked her for weeks or months expecting to make her miss me, when I texted again she would say she missed me too much and couldn't live without me, only to end up back again telling me she was very into his new partner. I'd block her again and cycle continued.

Up until today I had lived with the constant anguish of thinking I could never be happy again with anyone else, feeling depressed and desperate all the time.

But today I had a realization, I saw what she gave me that made me feel so good around her, I understood what was exactly what I was missing. I couldn't understand why when I was with her I didn't really liked her that much and when she left I became desperate.

But today I made a click and for the first time I can say with complete honesty that I don't care about getting her back at all, and it feels like a huge load has been lifted. But now I realize a new feeling is starting to appear, the desire for revenge. She was so cold and heartless the whole time, I suffered for so long because of her that now I have an uncontrollable need to get revenge.

I don't know where this will head but at least I started moving from the hole.

>>33313327
My dick not working hurt your feelings? Sorry sweaty

>>33313323
>plan to kill a supernatural god-like demon creature who is an allegory for satan
yeah sure that'd work sure

>>33313309
I thought guys only got embarrassed about it because they were worried about hurting the girl's feelings. Did you really think it was about not getting your dick lol

>>33313332
anyone that looks like an instagram thot
anyone that looks like a forest fae

>>33313335
it never happened to me but I feel sorry for those two femanons

>>33313324
No fucking way

Tard Trek: The Wrath of Femanon

>>33313338
>anyone that looks like a forest fae
Faes are creepy as fuck. They're like the OG grey aliens abducting people and shit.

ALL OUR PRETTY SONGS

>>33313344
what are you listening to?

idgi…

>>33313337
No its embarrassing because you dont look like a functioning man. You are quite literally failing at the biological level in real time as the woman lays there with her legs open ready for you. It feels horrible.

>>33313347
If you can't love yourself, then no explanation could be enough.

>>33313348
So both the man and woman in this situation feel as if they are failing? Man is like wow my cock don’t work I’m useless. Woman is like wow I’m ugly can’t keep him hard I’m useless. Is that right? or

Just venting.
My ex left me on December 29th. She told me she had started seeing someone else, that she was in love, and wanted to "stay friends." We had been growing distant due to living in different cities, and she thought our relationship had run its course. But for me, it shattered everything.

Since then, I’ve spent the last six months in emotional chaos — desperate to get her back, blocking and unblocking her in a hopeless cycle. I started seeing a psychologist, then a psychiatrist. The more time passed, the more desperate I became. I'd block her for weeks or months hoping it would make her miss me. And every time I reached out again, she'd say she missed me too much, that she couldn’t live without me — only to later remind me she was deeply into her new partner. I'd block her again, and the cycle would repeat.

Up until today, I had been living with this unbearable weight — the constant fear that I would never be able to love or be happy with anyone else. I felt lost, depressed, and consumed by despair.

But today something shifted. I finally understood what it was that she gave me that made me feel so good around her — the exact thing I’d been missing. I realized why I hadn’t even liked her that much when we were together, yet became obsessed after she left. It finally clicked.

And for the first time, I can say this with complete honesty: I don’t care about getting her back anymore.
It feels like a massive weight has been lifted off my chest.

But now, a new feeling is surfacing — the desire for revenge. She was so cold and heartless through it all. I suffered so much because of her indifference that now I feel this overwhelming urge to get even.

I don’t know where this road will take me. But at the very least, it feels like I’ve finally taken the first step out of the hole

>>33313345
Nirvana, I feel good today

I can't stop looking at the reels... I think I might need help

>bmi 17
>feel like i’m fat when i look at myself in the mirror
oh fuck, i’m mentally ill.

>>33313350
I guess. Im a guy and can only speak for myself specifically though.

>>33313343
you know what I mean
if I was a man, I‘d be only interested in girls that look like a vision

>>33313355
lets see

>>33313356
nta but obviously, so both need reassurance and the femanons both gave that but never received it

>>33313354
pls post more

Why do so many guys on here have erectile dysfunction?

>>33313365
Couldn’t be me, never had trouble getting hard

>>33313338
Disagree, find them so hot

>>33313365
it's from all the BLACKED gooning to BLACKED makes the white tiny dick not get hard

>>33313362
Yeah I've lost all sex drive because the last time it happened it was with my oneitis so it doesnt matter anymore ultimately

>>33313353
nice. i went through an anti nirvana phase for a while but I might be coming out of it

>>33313363
Well she just liked one with the caption "When the romanticism wears off and I realize how long I spent crashing out over an actual loser". Yeah I'm the loser because I didn't freak out over having to spend 20 bucks on a pizza one time lmao. Fucking asshole. This whole time I was thinking
>this won't be so bad, we'll be cool and then when she's ready we'll get back together
Idk if this is some kind of retarded coping mechanism or what but all of these reels are slowly making me hate her

>>33313355
Mmm 17 is okay but I mean as long as you don't go below 15 your good.

>>33313370
>anti nirvana phase
I assume you mean the state of being? Why?

>>33313358
>blonde hair
so a literal subhuman

>>33313365
isn‘t that self explanatory?
>porn brain
>death grip
>anxiety
>autism
>depression
>self hatred
>being a loser
>being unhealthy
>not being able to fuck the girls they actually want

>>33313368
You are severely mentally ill / brown

>>33313365
microplastics

>>33313043
>what do you wish the other sex accepted about themselves?
That women are generally more attracted to bad boys.

It's really not that big of a deal compared to some of flaws we usually accept are common in men.

>>33313372
yea i dont wanna be eugenia cooney

>>33313379
>That women are generally more attracted to bad boys.
What are characteristics of bad boys? Are you sure you just dont like handsome guys no matter what and rationalize it after the fact?

>>33313371
lmao, be grateful because she is setting you free by ruining herself for you in real time
she can‘r possibly be that retarded to not know you can see what she likes. right?
and yes, it is a coping mechanism, she‘s focusing on all the bad, that usually cures heart ache pretty reliably and swaps it out for disgust
please keep us updated, she‘s really doing all that

>>33313358
>you know what I mean
>if I was a man, I‘d be only interested in girls that look like a vision
I guess I see what you mean. I had a crush on Arwen as a lad.

>>33313376
hes right though

PSA for all the guys in this thread. If you use condoms and have never tried lambskin condoms I recommend them over the latex and other plastic ones. They prevent pregnancy as well if not better than the others though they are slightly worse at protecting against STI/STDs. But the lambskin feels sooooo much better than any of the others you can actually orgasm with them when you have sex.

>>33313385
>>33313367
great taste

>>33313365
for me its depression

>>33313387
lol, did you forget to remove the sheep first?

>>33313381
She's waaaay lower than 15. A female at 15 just looks as thin as you can be while still healthy. I'm slavic and I have a lot of female cousins who are tall and slender around that BMI.

>>33313387
might as well fuck a fleshlight at that point

>>33313392
pls no muslim jokes

>>33313395
sorry, it was too tempting

>>33313373
I mean the band. I'm referring to a phase of rejecting your teenage tastes. I think it happens to a lot of people. But you grow out of it.

>>33313374
She mogs you

>>33313386
Yes both statements are true for him

men
do you possess disrespectful dick (dick so good it forces women to compromise their dignity and humiliate themselves for it)

>>33313394
I prefer women,

>>33313399
Of course, because I'm a man. She's still ugly and has potato face. White women have dark hair, only snowmonkeys have blonde hair.

>>33313402
hot…

>>33313404
what

>>33313402
>forces women to compromise their dignity and humiliate themselves for it
Give an example of this?

>>33313404
cringe med cope

>>33313383
Rebelliousness, cocky attitude, self-centeredness, being emotionally unavailable.

>>33313384
>she can‘r possibly be that retarded to not know you can see what she likes. right?
I thought so but she sure as shit has been on a roll with liking these. I wish she could find some other way to cope (like actually work on herself and forget about me for a while which is why we're in this situation in the first place) but I understand that women struggle with that. What's weird is she's still sharing her location, all of our accounts are still being shared that we're both paying for, and she still has the "I said I love you first" background in our IG DMs and we just sent a couple messages to each other today. She's the type of person to remove all of that shit if she was actually sick of me. Idk what's going on man

>>33313402
Yeah, its pretty cool but surprising because I dont think my pp is anything special

>>33313355
I think you're supposed to be between 18.5 and 24.9

>>33313408
Meds aren't white though. Only English and French are white, there are no other white people. Anyone to the east of the Rhine or south of the Pyrenees is non-white

>>33313387
It's not sheep skin, it's sheep intention. And they're much worse against STDs

>>33313387
They don't protect against std's at all and are far less reliable for protection against pregnancy

>>33313417
>French
Looool

>>33313412
>I understand that women struggle with that
lol, you are compulsively and obsessively stalking her IG likes, acting like a pathetic cringelord after a breakup has nothing to do with gender
the fact you just made it about gender kinda makes me understand why she broke up
>background
well duh, she wants to feel like she could have you back whenever she feels like it
ego strokes to not cut the leash totally yet

>>33313387
>>33313420
>>33313421
Just have your gf get an IUD who the fuck uses condoms in a relationship losers
You just know she goes raw for her tinder hookups she's fucking behind your back

>>33313407
a girl hooks up with a guy not expecting anything crazy
he puts it in sport mode and knocks the pussy into a coma
mortified, she realizes she must keep him from realizing how deadly a weapon he wields lest he abuse it
he later hits her up for a booty call and she folds and she knows he knows and she is forever lost in thrall to the Disrespectful Dick

>>33313417
french women often have blonde hair you retard

>>33313421
>>33313420
shouldn’t you know the medical history of someone you’re fucking

>>33313426
Only like 40% of them though. And most of them are just normal blonde, not the snowmonkey pale blonde color.

>>33313402
I'm a virgin, so I'm not sure.
It's a decent size imo, but it has too many pearly penile papules

>>33313402
I dunno, do I have to get certified for that? Anyone know where the pen is?

>>33313428
post example

>>33313430
nta but yours is not like that, trust me

>>33313355
>BMI
this isn't 1970 anymore bro

>>33313402
Also known as dickmatized. If you can do this your girl will never leave you. It's a rare quality among men but we all wish we could do it.

>>33313358
Girls like that shouldn't have to work

>>33313410
Does anything repulsed you more than a emotionally available needy guy?

>>33313435
agreed

>>33313425
Hm yeah except hes still fucking other women too lmao

>>33313432
Oh, you've got experience with mine? I'll take your word for it, you probably know it better than I do.

>>33313421
I'm pretty sure the newer research shows its better at pregnancy presentation. They break less than latex which is a major issue obviously.

>>33313429
>ribbed for her pleasure

>>33313439
yes, I have seen it, nothing intimidating about that in any way

>>33313398
Yeah, I went through rejecting it but I’ve recently been working to get more in touch with my inner child

>>33313437
Are these your inspo pics?

>>33313423
>the fact you just made it about gender kinda makes me understand why she broke up
You're right, I don't normally do that but I'm mad. I'm sorry

>>33313445
not necessarily but sure, why not, I wish I could be some pretty fairy in the woods instead of whatever THIS is

>>33313435
she looks like a peasant, she has around doughy face
she's not even pretty even an incel like you could bag a woman like that

>>33313306
>he didn't acknowledge it at all
Guy #1 always just got up really quickly. By the time I figured out what had happened he was fully dressed and asking if we can go get food or something. Sometimes he'd say something like "Ugh I lost the mood" but he'd just launch up out of bed. And he'd get mad at me for having big tits all the time. I'm guessing he was just flustered but it felt like he was rejecting me sexually. He also used to say sorry he usually cums faster than that after he finished. Like wtf is that supposed to mean, are other girls hotter that they make him cum faster? He always said weird stuff like that. I'd like to think he was just so nervous he couldn't help but babble but you know

Guy #2 would get soft and cover himself and say something like "Um it went down" and I'd ask to see it and I'd kiss him all over his face and hug him and say something like aw did Anon Jr tire himself out? He needs a nap? And he'd get shy and refused to answer. And we'd just stay in bed until he (the bf not the dick) actually fell asleep.

AFAIK it was a mental and physical health thing for both of them probably. They were both underweight and had ADHD. So guy #1 would lose his boner if there was a phone call for example. And guy #2 would do this thing where he regularly stays up for 3 days in a row like a maniac. And then gets really really tired on the last day but tries to not sleep because he wants to spend more time with me. Or if I made him laugh he'd just start having a giggle session or something then he'd feel too embarrassed to get horny again, Idk why. They both did this thing where they would pretend to not know what sex is? Even though they were deviant pervert sex demons or at least they promised me they were :/

>>33313424
IUD is invasive and can have complications. I don't want my gf to deal with that. I don't mind condoms at all.

>>33313437
why is it focused on her feet

>>33313451
>IUD is invasive and can have complications.
it really isn't that invasive and unless you live in the third world the rate of complications is below 0.5%
don't worry about it you will never have a gf anyways you will die alone

>>33313449
… whats wrong with you

>>33313452
They're nice

>>33313449
You don't have the Evropean spirit

>>33313452
Because that's the fastest way to get viewers and income without going fully pornographic. You want guys to view your modelling pictures? Move that focus spot on the camera from the face to the bare feet. Instant cash income.

>>33313452
Don’t post my tokfu in atoga.

I did a stupid moid thing and hurt myself

>>33313450
>I'd ask to see it and I'd kiss him all over his face and hug him and say something like aw did Anon Jr tire himself out? He needs a nap?
LMFAO holy shiiit

>>33313420
>intention
Intestine*

>>33313457
A Nordic Evropean would have her pregnant at home while he went to bri'ian to rape and pillage black haired vixens to bring back to his mud hut

>>33313424
Maybe your girlfriend does that to you but that's not what happens to normal people

>>33313452
why not? its cute

>>33313454
I know two women who have had complications with them. You have a really fowl attitude btw.

>>33313460
what kind of moid thing?

>>33313460
ew

>>33313465
Seething incels are not normal people
The only reason a woman would date an autistic ugly bald retard like you is your money, she'll be getting dick on the side

>>33313427
We both get tested and I go on the pill, why would I want to bother with a condom at all? I hate them

>>33313468
I was taking things off of a high place, fell back and crushed half of my foot

>>33313436
>Does anything repulsed you more than a emotionally available needy guy?
I'm a straight moid. I'm already repulsed.

>>33313467
>I know two women who have had complications with them.
Because you are a third world monkey in a favela.
>NOOOO HOW CAN YOU KNOW THAT
Because you wrote out "fowl attitude"
Only the most low IQ subhuman ESL could type that out.

>>33313471
okay yeah you’re right

>>33313450
Are you fat

>>33313437
Footfags get the rope

>>33313467
bwak bwaaak

>>33313247
respectable

>>33313479
I'm a pretty healthy weight for my height of 5'1", I weigh 320lbs right now, down from last year when I weighed 415lbs which was a little chubby.

>>33313475
Damn dude. Is it intact?

>>33313486
Feels like it, just feels weird if I put weight on it

>>33313477
This conversation is over. Go terrorize everyone else in your life and leave us alone here.

>>33313287
Being a heteroromantic homosexual doesn't count.

omg

>>33313440
According to google they're about equally effective, so looks like I was wrong about that. I could see them breaking less

>>33313488
Put some ice on that thing and down some aspirin or something

>>33313291
How do they neg you?

>>33313494
Yes sir

>>33313490
People like you are a diamond in dozens. I hate to be the baron of bad news but nobody cares.

>>33313459
wha tthe hell is a tokfu

>>33313470
Oh okay, lol

>>33313491
Please shut up

>>33313291
How many guys have done it vs not?

M or F
What brought you to 4chan? Why are you still here?

>>33313501
Since you asked nicely.

>>33313503
>What brought you to 4chan?
Video games.
>Why are you still here?
I like it here.

>>33313503
M
My friends in high school told me about it. I loved /v/ until Gamergate. Now I’m here for the unfettered censorship, or at least I was

>>33313503
f, funny greentexts
it‘s perfect: anonymous, fast paced, less moderated that most other online places, shitposting, the occasional really good conversation or valuable information, it‘s like an interactive soap opera, there is nothing that could replace it

>>33313504
I was in horrible shape and drank way more than I should have because I was so nervous. We talked for 8 hours before we started making out. It really isn't fun to think about.

Young zoomers (23 or younger)

How much connection do you have to fantasy as a genre?

>>33313507
> interactive soap opera
Pretty cringe

>>33313511
better than passively consooming shows

>>33313493
No worries, but they are worse at STI/STD protection like you said. They feel a hell of a lot better and if your sleeping with your gf who you know is clean that shouldn't be a concern then.

Niggas be like "I love my NEET girlfriend" and then come home to this shit after working 12s

>>33313516
I would kiss her.

>>33313516
>mac and cheese and wings
whats the problem? there was probably salad/veggies on the side but he did not take any

>>33313516
Maybe you could be grateful she made your ass anything with that attitude?

>>33313519
I am of the opinion that if one person in a relationship isn't working a job then they should be cooking good homemade food daily.

>>33313523
what about mac and cheese and wings is not good or not home made?

>>33313503
M
Someone name dropped encyclopedia dramatica on a BlogTV stream I was watching. From there I found /b/ but stopped finding it funny after a few years and moved on. When GamerGate happened I started browsing /v/ and eventually other boards, too.
I'm still here because I've kinda lost the ability to talk to normies.

>>33313516
Is that supposed to be bad? Better than what I cook.

>>33313516
I'd probably add coleslaw or baked beans as a side, but otherwise I'd be quite happy with this.

>>33313032 (OP)
There's a great joke: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.

>>33313515
Yeah I have heard they feel better and it's good that they're available as an option for monogamous couples

>>33313523
Well it depends is she also washing your dirty underwear and cleaning the house? I think your expectations are too high.

gender
why do you spend time talking to the opposite gender on an anonymous board, instead of irl?

>>33313535
There's a great joke: Polynesian people have a cartography kink.

>>33313516
Looks like a single guy's uber eats delivery

>>33313539
M
That would require leaving my house

>>33313539
i dont go outside i’m a shutin>>33313538

>>33313539
IRL is scary.

>>33313539
f
more convenient, I don‘t have to shower or put on pants or clean the dishes and I can‘t tell people to kill themselves irl

>>33313538
Is doing basic house chores considered long grueling work to you?

>>33313539
M
I do talk to women irl, constantly. This is just a way for me to kill my brain

>>33313539
I don't talk to people of either sex irl unless they're family.

>>33313544
i fatfingered my post didnt mean to reply to your post sorry

>>33313503
M27
At age 13 it was being edgy on /b/
At age 16 it was /fa/ and fashion inspo
At age 25 it was because I was at a very very low point in my life and needed advice.
Then I found this thread and now I shit post for fun.

>>33313484
dude i remember i knew a girl who was like 5' and 300 lbs and she always pulled guys who looked like abercrombie&fitch models constantly. and she told me the secret was she always burped and farted loudly in front of them and that makes men fall in love with you. she was Chad
>>33313503
i was an edgy 10 year old that loved reading encyclopedia dramatica, it was the funniest shit to me and i loved the edginess and reading drama about naruto oc makers and traced art. i remember going to a friend's house and she always made me watch america's next top model with her and i saw creepy-chan on tv and told her omg she's famous on 4chan!! and we went on her mom's computer and came across goatse and she screamed. and then i convinced her nooo let's look at the site again. and it was like anime or something stupid but someone suggested lemon party and i knew what it was but told her yeah type it in and she screamed again. and i remember her panicking saying wtf if i type l in the address bar lemonparty shows up, how do we cover that? and we just typed in a lot of l word sites but a lot of it was porn lol
>Why are you still here?
honestly probably just nostalgia. this site feels more and more different and empty by the year but it's nostalgic to me. i have a lot of childhood memories relating to this site, it represents that early internet era to me, also i met a lot of people irl from here. it's weird because while i always used 4chan i also always went on deviantart and tumblr too and was in fandoms and irl i hung out with the super giga stacy types. it feels like i have secret knowledge about a lot of things

>>33313546
>I can‘t tell people to kill themselves irl
You technically could.

>>33313554
I meant without detrimental consequences for myself

>>33313547
Men have zero idea what it take to have a clean house. Your version of a clean house is dishes piling up in the sink, pube shavings all over the toilet, water spots and tooth paste all over the sink and counter, clothes on the floor in the bedroom and bathroom, etc, etc, etc, ad infinitum.

>>33313543
>>33313544
>>33313545
>>33313546
>>33313550
would you ever want to change that? why has it remained this way for you?

>>33313558
>would you ever want to change that?
nah, I still interact with people irl but it‘s much more annoying than doing it online
>why has it remained this way for you?
convenience

>>33313558
>would you ever want to change that?
Yep, working on it.
>why has it remained this way for you?
I've no excuses, it's just plain fear.

A cute girl smiled at me at the grocery store today.
The carts were stuck together at the front of the store and I asked her if she needed help getting unstuck, she said yes. Then I saw her again in the store and she smiled at me.
State Gender, when was the last time you received even a smidge of attention from the opposite gender.

>>33313549
this general is one of the better ones

>>33313555
I would just laugh. Maybe pick you up gently and set you off to the side so I can continue my day.

>>33313562
It’s really not desu

>>33313539
Female, I do but sometimes I like the distraction and being able to post anonymously

>>33313565
woops

>>33313558
>remained
It became this way through failure and eventual lack of interest in trying again

>>33313539
i can talk to guys easily irl but they're so nervous that it never really works and we can't really have a conversation. they just go ? and :D and if i ask them anything they go idon'tknow or wha? and then :) and :D again

>>33313570
Are you smelly and fat

>>33313558
i'm okay with this, i plan to kms after my parents pass away anyways

>>33313567
Yes, you directly make it worse /s

>>33313559
what makes interactions irl more annoying for you?
>>33313560
how are you working on those fears?
>>33313568
do you really have no interest in trying again? or could it be a break?

i want to sniff his clothes

>>33313576
>how are you working on those fears?
Taking steps to get things together so I can get started on therapy.

>>33313558
>would you ever want to change that?
Yes. I'm going to start going to church.
>why has it remained this way for you?
Depression and social anxiety mostly. Probably some laziness as well.

>>33313576
>do you really have no interest in trying again? or could it be a break?
I failed with my oneitis of 10 years and tried drinking myself to death, got sober, had a hypomanic episode, lost all my friends, and horrified every woman I tried to engage with. Its over for me

>>33313570
kek
This goes for anyone really, you have to lead with your weirdness to give them permission to be honest too

>>33313561
Offline?
2007, a girl at a bakery smiled at me when we crossed paths.

>>33313577
Do you think Moistcritikal's clothes are moist?

>>33313590
no he looks clean

>>33313570
You must be pretty cute?

>>33313570
Why is every guy you interact with an incel?

>>33313570
>they're so nervous
what do you hope to achieve by talking to the opposite gender on this general as an anonymous poster? a better understanding maybe?
>>33313573
i feel you. but even in death, your parents love still lives with you, Anon.
>>33313574
i apologize. how do you envision a better atoga?

>>33313598
There is no better Atoga. It’s a shithole through and through. The good people here would be much better served to go elsewhere and let the soulless destitute regulars rot in their prison

>>33313599
it would not be the same without the shit posters shitting up the thread

>>33313032 (OP)
My husband has only slept with one other woman other than me whom he is still in contact with occasionally. Not regularly but just at mutual events.

Does he still secretly have feelings for her? Apparently they were only friends with benefits but she broke his heart when he wanted more and he never dated again until me.

If push came to shove would he choose her?

>>33313601
First gf broke my heart but when my second and greatest love came along and then went, I don't think about the fist at all really, only the second

Gyatt

>>33313601
kys

>>33313601
This is atoga, not the psychic hotline

THE ANGEL OPENS HER EYES

>>33313593
He admits to frequently shitting his pants due to having digestion issues.

>>33313599
why? what is it about the regulars that makes them so negative? do you really think they're not here, looking for something themselves?

>>33313614
lots of people have ibs

>>33313612
wanna piss on it together?

Who is the Grand Warlock of /atoga/ and how do I get in contact with her?

Why does the Klan have dumbass dungeons and dragons titles for their hierarchy

>>33313519
>american "women"

>>33313622
because they are edge lords?

>>33313616
His girlfriend cheated on him and he's been an incel for over 2 years now. He is at the same level as posters in this thread.

>>33313557
you are mentally unwell and most likely fat too

>>33313619
real power stays invisible

>>33313627
/atoga/ is the Invisible Empire of the Internet?

>>33313625
but the anons here are ugly and brown

>>33313628
no, there is much bigger fish

>>33313043
M
I wish they'd accept being ugly (if they are) and stop coping in their own femcel way. I kind of sympathize with women when they deal with "red pill" normalfags because that's how I feel when some bitch hits me with some radfem or femcel talking points. I swear to God I've spoken with more civility to femanons here than I do on social media.

>>33313615
>negative
Their social faces are very shattered. They cannot connect with their immediate peers for whatever reason and this has mutated them into acting like terrible people under the guise of anonymity

>>33313630
At least they're taller than charlie. He's 5'2". He would be staring at your bellybutton if he talked to you irl.

>>33313503
M, edgelords in high school back in the 2000s. They cyberbullied my classmate by sending him violent and sexual themed 4chan memes and I wanted to know where that content came from.

the angel closes her eyes

>>33313630
Wow, rude. I'm middling, not ugly. Not short either. Just gotta fix my eating habits.

>>33313638
Good light angel

>>33313638
did piss get in her eyes?

>>33313639
You didn't deny being brown. It's over.

>>33313642
>>33313643
the confusion that was hers
belongs now to the baby down the hall

>>33313539
>instead of
Because I can't ask the mostly female baristas at the cafe where I'm a regular customer graphic questions about their vaginas and sex lives without being kicked out.

>>33313646
maybe she was never confused and you were just projecting

>>33313635
im 5'1
why did you bring him up in the first place i wasnt even thinking of him

>>33313646
Puppet Angel

>>33313650
lightning crashes, a new mother cries

>>33313645
Brown women are hot though.

>>33313653
omnomnom

>>33313654
Then why are they all femcels who can't get a bf and have to ride the cock carousel until their 40s?

>>33313645
I would not lie about being white. Might as well be honest and engage with the posters here earnestly.

Too many other browns on other boards posting interracial and race-baiting and I hate it. I remember when this website was a proper forum. A minimum IQ test would help in keeping this website together.

>>33313655
her placenta falls to the floor

>>33313658
OMNOMNOMNOM

>>33313634
speaking from first hand personal experience?

>>33313659
the angel opens her eyes...

How do i make chad asexual but still romantically dependent on me?

>>33313661
*pees*

>>33313660
Yes, obviously

>>33313657
>A minimum IQ test would help in keeping this website together.
If the IQ test required posters to have 95 IQ there would only be a total of 10 people on the entire site. Everyone left years ago.

>>33313664
lightning crashes, an old mother dies

>>33313663
play right into his madonna mommy issues

>>33313656
Because there's no incentive not to ride the carousel? I don't know if you know but other countries aren't exactly keen on loyalty in their cultures. Whoring around and prostitution is easily forgiven when your ability to procreate is very limited for males. i.e. Incellish societies breed degenerate behaviour even when you're considered "normal".

>>33313667
who keeps impregnating the whore?

>>33313666
Left to where? Twitter? Other chans? I've tried them and they all fall to some pitfalls one way or another. Also nice trips satan

>>33313670
OHHH NOOWWW FEEEL IT COMMINGG BACK AGAIN
LIKE A ROLLIN THUNDER CHASING THE WIND
FORCES PULLIN FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH AGAIN
I CAN FEEEL IT

>>33313656
I'm sorry you were too socially maladjusted to plap the vag carousel, but see, that is what most socially competent men do until they marry in civilized societies.

>>33313673
Put the glory out to hide and shut your whore mouth

>>33313675
A bit disgusting to mock someone for that, NTA

>>33313675
>that is what most socially competent men do until they marry in civilized societies.
What? No it isn't. Most men pay prostitutes to have sex with them. Fewer than 40% of men have ever been able to get sex outside of marriage without paying for it. Stop creating an incel hallucination of a false reality.

>>33313658
>>33313655
>>33313653
>>33313650
>>33313646
>>33313643
>>33313670

I think I once saw a live erotic performance act like this. Two women on stage re-enacting a sexual creation myth with one plapping the other from behind with a strap-on, the "top" being portrayed as a lightning goddess and the "Virgin Mother" giving birth to a divine, angelic child represented by a baby doll with wings. The things you see when you hang out at gay bars past 12 am on a Saturday are amazing, I swear.

>>33313681
>Pushing the incel myth that most men are gooning, sobbing, and teaching themselves how to hate instead of getting laid
Poor you

>>33313682
where do I sign up?

>>33313682
damn, that's hot

>>33313663
Wouldnt a chad respect you are ace and not pursue at all?

>>33313685
You'd want to look for cabaret and burlesque performance troupes in your area. Some encourage live sex acts on stage, others are a little more timid. It really depends on what your local scene is like.

Was it all fake?

>>33313509
>24
>no longer considered a young zoomer
it's over
I like to read good fantasy btw
need to read some jack vance again

yup this is going on my top 25 for this month

>>33313693
?

>>33313694
dwai

>>33313690
>"I need to know something... the way we used to be together, I don't mean lately, but before. It was real, wasn't it?"
>"Yeah, it was. You bet it was."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HmuFuRPv6o

>>33313689
don‘t think things like this happen here
>>33313693
he already posted about it before

Hell yeah

>>33313690
it was real or fake, depending on how you look at it

I'm going to sleep
Good night ATOGA

>>33313690
What if I told you that what you call "reality" is not really real?

>>33313703
shit the bed <3

>>33313700
Sounds about right
>>33313704
I’d call you a midwit

>>33313705
I always do

>>33313705
I will. Following in the footsteps of my role model Amber Heard. <3

>>33313539
M
I've never talked to a irl woman besides family or work/school.

Ultra niche question am sorry for that.

>girls would you date me
M28. Just bought my first property. Because the Australian property market is beyond cooked, I made the decision to buy 4ish hectares of vacant land about 1 hour from a major city (by car). There's are two smaller cities about 30 mins away from me, and of course it's part of a local town with all the basic amenities so not in the boonies.

I have money left over from the sale with which I will begin to build the mini farm of my dreams. However to do that, I need temporary accommodation on site.

I am 90% sure I'm going to convert a large-ish van into off-grid living and stay there while I build up the rest of the property.

>will be required to hire professionals to do most of the building because of Australia's rules, but I will be improving the grounds and establishing things like fruit trees and vege gardens and irrigation with my own elbow grease

Does that make me undateable?

Why does the texture of your liver resemble a plate of salted waffle fries?

>>33313715
sounds good to me

>>33313683
Men are getting laid yeah, but they just do modern prostitution which is modern dating.

>>33313717
for your convenience

I sometimes wonder if I am secretly an intersex hermaphrodite and my parents never told me. I wonder this because there's this weird little flap between the lower end of my anus and taint that feels like the remnants of a vulva that was sewn up, it even tickles a little bit and has a pocket of squishiness. Does anyone else ever wonder about stuff like this?

>>33313503
M, back in like 2013 I heard that 4chan was the origin of all the best memes. Been coming here on and off for years since then. It's the only website that feels genuine anymore, when I've got too much time on my hands I end up back here again. Once I start up at my new job I'll probably stop coming here again

>>33313539
M, I just come here to kill time. I talk to women irl as well

>>33313043
I wish women were just more accepting of their own appearances. I hate the fact that all this cosmetic bullshit is viable as a business because of how many women go for it

>>33313723
you just have a wart idiot

listening to music in bed is the best thing ever

>>33313723
Is it a hemorrhoid? Draw it

>>33313719
You'd put up with long commutes and staying over in a van? I could of course drive to meet a hypothetical gf closer to the city and/or stay at her place for comfort

>>33313726
What're you listening to? I'm in bed listening to Nancy Sinatra for the first time, not bad

>>33313723
Post it on /soc/

>>33313731
if the van is functional and cozy, why not
is there a grocery store close enough?

>>33313732
https://youtu.be/hbmRqG7Jjks

>>33313737
Yeah it's like 10-15 mins to the local grocery/petrol/pub, and there's retail shops there too. It's not a tiny town or anything but it's more of place that people drive through instead of stopping.

>>33313715
Damn, and I thought America was a shithole. At least here in America you can build an entire house by yourself (after getting some illegals to frame it under supervision) and just get it inspected and it's done. You live in a communist shithole mate, consider moving.

>>33313742
sounds fine to me

Did anyone else here (either genger) waste your 20s believing you were gay and fucking the same sex before you realized in your 30s that wasn't for you and that you actually wanted intimate and erotic connection with the opposite sex? (I did).

>>33313749
f, no

>>33313749
i'm not 30 yet

>>33313749
> wanted intimate and erotic connection
Huh?

>>33313749
M
I've had sex with hundreds of guys and I KNOW I'm straight. It's just sex bro, you can have sex with guys while being straight.

>>33313715
Mickmaxxing?

>>33313745
Non-criminal aliens are increasingly being rounded up and deported, so your dream is dying, and the Big Beautiful Bill's passage will pummel it further, like beating the corpse of a redheaded stepchild.

>>33313741
What a bizarre and fascinating instrument. Kinda reminds me of a Moog synthesizer

>>33313749
No, absolutely not. How did this happen? What is your story

>>33313758
I can just get the local meth addicts to do the same job for a little bit more money, framing is easy enough that a chimpanzee can do it if they're supervised correctly.

>>33313754
You're bi or pan, dude, not straight.

>>33313759
>No, absolutely not. How did this happen? What is your story
Was almost a chronic virgin until I found out I lived near a gay cruising site where I could easily get my dick sucked by men since no women wanted to touch it.

>>33313761
Nah, I'm straight, I'm only attracted to women. I just imagine it's a woman pegging me when I bottom. Everyone does it.

>>33313759
moog makes them lol. also another theremin video i like https://youtu.be/K6KbEnGnymk

>>33313742
You live in a pisshole town like Wigan, don't you?

Pepperoni in carbonara?

>>33313769
absolutely not

>>33313769
Use something else.

>>33313771
Okay, instead I will use lube on my private parts.

You’re kind of a bad person ngl

>>33313774
elaborate

>>33313766
It looks like it would be so fun to mess around with. The sound reminds me of Mort Garson's stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkesIsPGlSU

>>33313774
EX-PLAIN. EX-PLAIN.

>>33313770
>>33313771
Ehh, what else can I pepperoni? Air fryer?

>>33313782
sure

>>33313779
yeah. plantasia is amazing.

>>33313778
>>33313781
Oops this isn’t Gioyc lol, mb, was just seething about my ex

>>33313772
:?

>Imagine being bitten by a snake and instead of healing from the poison, you chase the snake to understand why it bit you and prove that you didn't deserve it
>I won't glorify or romanticize heartbreak, for me it was a kind of death and I was forced to keep living
>I could get over you but where's the artistic integrity in that
>I knew that I was gonna never be the one for you but a part of me still wanted to feel loved
I just wish she would reach out instead of engaging in this gay shit but she "isn't ready for this rn" :/

Do you consider your dates, romantic and sex partners, etc to be experimental subjects and/or your royal subjects or vassals?

>>33313785
It's one of my favorite albums, Ataraxia is pretty good too

>>33313790
With how self absorbed Atogans are, I wouldn’t be surprised if they did

Women, would you ever join me (m) in laughing at, mocking, teasing and making fun of a male convict who is sobbing and wailing after he just got anally raped by a fellow inmate?

>>33313787
no shit, now elaborate

>>33313797
fo sure

>>33313798
This. Quit playing games with my heart.
https://youtu.be/Ug88HO2mg44?si=nvogm2OcIfMhK2rl

Do you ever wish that it was forever 2013?

>>33313802
No, 2013 was one of the worst years of my life

>>33313797
No. Gay shit is gross.

>>33313802
Nah, life's better now than it was then

'90s kids of /atoga/, were you team Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or 98 Degrees? Which was your choice boy band?

>>33313807
team eminem

>>33313807
Backstreet.
Why do boyband members always have the dudes that look like UncleDads?

>>33313806
I miss Capital Cities - Safe and Sound on the radio all the time.

>>33313807
Team Kanye
The ultimate one man boy band
And his songs are still amazing, HH is a classic

>>33313798
>>33313800
Basically, she used me and pulled a very awful version of myself out. Made all my worst qualities worse. I think, now, that it was intentional and she wanted to hurt me in a way that I wouldn’t forget. Nothing special desu

>>33313814
why would she do that intentionally? whats in it for her?
also
>worst version
whats that like?

>>33313807
LISTEN ALL Y'ALL IT'S SABOTAGE

>>33313811
You could just listen to it on streaming services or YouTube. I do not miss the radio at all, Spotify Premium shits all over it. I also enjoy being an adult more than being a teenager

>>33313820
Beastie Moids

>>33313817
I think she was bored desu. It was a form of entertainment for her, to see how far I’d go. My worst version turned out to be a self loathing, depressed, isolated loser who tried to kill himself. Not fun

>>33313826
I see

>>33313807
I grew up on 50 Cent and Eminem.

>>33313826
Not them, but that's a heavy accusation to make. What was she doing that got you that point? Was it all her? Life circumstances?

>>33313831
but did you have a crush on them?

>>33313833
She was encouraging me to break all of my healthy habits and form bad ones. I think she preyed on me when I was in a very vulnerable place. I’d just broken up with my gf of 5 years, girl I lost my virginity to. Obviously, I let it happen, but that doesn’t mean she wasn’t bad

>>33313839
Having you form which ones? Like drugs?

>>33313841
Yeah, that was a lot of it. And bad emotional coping mechanisms, made me believe that I’d never be enough and stuff like that

>>33313847
Did she have BPD or something? What was she saying that made you feel like that?
Sorry for so many questions, just putting things together to try to help

>>33313855
I have no idea. But she did literally say things like that, like that I’d have to get used to being replaceable and that no woman could ever truly only want me, stuff like that

Are you more likely to believe someone is telling the truth when they’re angry, happy, or mas o menos

>>33313862
I mean, that is quite fucked up. Did she say this during an argument where you said equally cruel things, or more one sided attack? Not that it excuses it. And why did you stay after?

>>33313862
I never said that, I said you don‘t have to be perfect and the greatest man to have ever lived for someone to love you (in an attempt to help you overcome your crippling obsession with not being enough…) and that unconditional love is not possible in a relationship because an earthly relationship by default always comes with conditions (in an attempt to help you overcome your obsession with feeling like any kind of expectation made on you means you are not loved).
Also, I never encourage you to take any drugs, lol. You did that all on your own despite me trying to encourage you not to. Or do you mean that time you took coke with your brother without telling me? Or more the time you started being a stoner again without telling me?
Can you please just make up your mind and hate me? Go ahead, make me the villain if thats what you need - I‘ll be your villain. But make up your mind, this back and forth is getting real draining.

girls in your experience do you think guys with bad hygiene cause utis?

>>33313869
We definitely ripped into each other. Part of the “worst version of myself” was me saying equally horrible things that I deeply regret. I stayed because I am/was a codependent. It felt like those trials and tribulations were somehow proof of love

>>33313877
Yes. I'd never had one in my life before I got a bf.

I thought I wasn't cleaning up properly afterward or that my vagina was just particularly weak and couldn't withstand a normal sex life. But one day he grabbed my chin to kiss me and I got rows of pimples exactly where his fingers had been. After that it was pretty easy to notice the pattern that I got a UTI every time he fingered me.

>>33313539
F
my bf doesn't deserve to be dumped with all my unhinged questions and rants + i would like a 2nd opinion since he's biased towards me

>>33313883
How does it feel watching her suck off the Rick and Morty schizo?

>>33313884
ugh that's nasty I'm sorry, it's so rare to find a guy that keeps his nails clean. the 2 men in my household don't even wash their hands after the bathroom ever.

>>33313884
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33313895
wtff

>>33313873
I don’t get why you’d out yourself like this

>>33313862
>>33313873
Now KISS

>>33313894
Tbh, it really fucked me up. But it allowed me to examine my own insecurities and stop being so envious of others

>>33313877
Not a chick but I got decent hygiene and my girl would still get UTIs when we first became sexually active. She's got a routine now that involves drinking a bunch of water and showering/using the restroom right after sex to prevent it which seems to do just fine now. From what I understand it's extremely common for women to develop UTIs after sex so good luck with that

Women
You're walking around at the local community college and see this sign
Do you reach out to the sign's creator and date him?

>>33313921
Lol

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT PULSATING SOUND IS IT COMING FROM OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I CANT SLEEP PLEAAE DONT TELL ME ITS SOMETHING INSIDE MY HOUSE OMFG

>>33313925
It's the parasitic alien tumor in your brain, they're beginning their takeover.

>>33313200
The truth is that titties are pretty awesome

>>33313929
ITS SOME FUCKING ALIEN MACHINE OUTSIDE I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS ADTER THIS QUICK NAP

>>33313934
You have schizophrenia anon take meds

>>33313936
OMG ITS THE AC UNIT ON THE FLOOR ABOVE ME HOLY SHIT

>>33313921
No, I don't meet his standards and I didn't meet them at 18-21.
I used to be pretty sympathetic to autists and incels and it seemed like a safe and approachable route to get a bf but this exact shit happened every time, they all wanted someone better than me. Which was odd considering both my bfs were chads who went out of their way to pursue me.

>>33313957
autism and being an incel is a symptom of narcissism, ofc they never feel like they get what they deserve

Who isn’t a narc.

>>33313962
not you

>>33313963
Uh oh

>>33313895
>2 men in my household don't even wash their hands after the bathroom ever
Same here (I hear them flush or leave straight away), and they don't take good care of their nails either, or shower evey day, I know one sometimes skips brushing his teeth
Appealing hygiene but both still have long term gfs >__>

>>33313971
*flush and leave
*every day
*appalling hygiene
I have appalling literacy today evidently

>>33313957
>both my bfs were chads
no they were autistic incels you just gaslit yourself into thinking they were chads

>>33313032 (OP)
This happened to me....

Who's your gacha wife atoga?

>>33313539
M
I just ordered something for delivery from the store which is a five minute walk away so I could avoid leaving the house and interacting with the female cashier there

>>33313980
Jesus, I love interacting with cashiers. I’m a slut for saying hi to a cashier.

>>33313977
I dont play gacha games but I do like that rat girl from zzz

I see guys like this all the time with 10/10 gfs or wives. 90% of women above 8/10 have a bf that looks like this. Why? Should I bloatmaxx?

>>33313032 (OP)
Is it a decent sign that there's still hope if my coworker's poly wife thinks I'm attractive? I've never actually spoken to her, but it sounds like she isn't shy about telling her husband or bf about how attractive she finds me. Am male btw and much older than these people (they're somewhere between 18-20)
>inb4 join the polycule
Miss me with that zoomer shit.

>>33313985
they are with them for the money, not the fat, the fat they just put up with for the money

>>33313987
maybe she has an ugly bastard fetish

>>33313983
>I love interacting with cashiers
I don't
I also didn't like interacting with customers when I was one
I didn't ask for your life story, you are replacable by a machine, just bag my items
(I do act bubbly and chatty with them IRL though)

>>33313989
I've talked to some of these guys and they either worked minimum wage or were NEETs. Definitely not for the money.

>>33313994
getting 20k handouts from the govt is rich if you date trailer park trash whos dad was a fent zombie under the bridge

>>33313985
Because the guy used to be handsome and attractive but women are wicked and they intentionally make the man they tie down uglier in order to make him less desirable to other women.

>tfw literally anyone makes small talk at me while I'm shopping
Just leave me alone desu

so women, if you're so great, like you say you are
why are you so fucking small

>>33313539
Femanons ITT wouldnt talk to me irl

>>33314003
*puts you into nuclear winter*

>>33313991
Her current partners certainly aren't winning any prizes, but they're not so bad and I feel like I'm definitely better looking than them.

>>33314010
congrats

>>33314007
I love the cold, do it you fucking midget

>>33314014
now I don‘t want to

>>33313998
Sometimes I'm glad I don't live in America
The worst is when I'm on the bus or somewhere I can't escape
Also dog owners are the worst. I'll act happy and bubbly but why do you think I care about your slobbering, ugly dog? Get that thing away from me
>>33313997
Nta but I've also known chubby, balding, poor guys with hot gfs
These guys have great charisma, charm, confidence and personality. The type that I find insufferable but which seems to draw some girls.
When I was at my ugliest but also manic I went out with some hot girls. Some women unironically just have terrible taste.
One of these guys I know cheated on his gf who's way out of league and she's still with him, but she is a massive pickme. Honestly I get the urge to punch him in the face whenever I see him and hear his annoying laugh.

>>33314016
thats right, sit your ass down, you human footstool

>>33314016
Go masturbate with your dildo collection then.

Do you also sometimes can't believe the stupid shit you've been a part of?
Whether love, family drama, abuse, political misery or other bullshit?


I kind of feel like that today.

>>33314021
100%, the cringe is off the charts

>>33314021
Ducking hell
We live in a clown world

>>33314019
Happy Pride!
>>33314020
epic pedo name drop

>>33314025
>headkicks you

>>33314010
>feel like I'm definitely better looking than them
The bar is not exactly set high with "poly" people I've met
I've met brick walls with more decorum and aesthetic appeal

>>33314026
good thing your aim is shit and my head is microscopic

What a strange thing to witness

>>33314021
Like I was just thinking back on how I thought a LDR with a mentally ill person could work out.
Complete and utter retardation on my part.

>>33314029
hope you got a boner out of it

>>33314029
The Witness was a great game and I wish I could experience it again for the first time.

>>33313996
This kek, it's depressing to see
I know a hot goth woman who's a sweetheart but a recovered heroin addict. I've met her bf a couple of times and we all agree he's a complete cunt, plus he's fat and balding
Some people with no self-esteem will just date anyone who gives them attention, it's sad

>>33314018
>but why do you think I care about your slobbering, ugly dog
Unless it's trying to eat me, the dog is preferable to the owner.

>>33314028
my aim is perfect

>>33314031
No, not that

>>33314037
you get one out of everything you can twist as being the victim

>>33314039
Why did you out yourself?

>>33314034
Women date the extremes: either complete losers, or highly successful and rich, tall, muscular men. There's almost no inbetween.

Girls do you have a NTR smile?

>>33314047
fuck off coomer

>>33314044
I guess these people can be more noticeable and either have confidence or a nothing to lose mentality? Iktf when I was "average" was when I felt the most invisible prolly

>>33314049
You were average? Lmao

if you think about it truly is curious that every single problem with the current dating scene is exclusively the fault of men and women are perfect beings

>>33313097
The girl is waving huge red flag. I would drop her.
Unless this whole exchange is somehow ironic, but that's impossible to tell from text without knowing the humour of the participants.

>>33314027
I've seen much worse on dating apps in terms of looks, but the lady doesn't strike me as pleasant to be around

>>33314050
In an "overall" sense, when I was doing better in life but not amazingly, yeah I'd say so

>>33314049
I felt like I had more chances when I was a NEET than now.

>>33314054
Crazy. You’ve been pretty lucid recently

I'm going to burn myself, anyone care to join?

>>33314048
NTR smile is a real phenomenon though

>>33313210
>months
I don't think that has happened in years. There is always some premature ejaculator eager to make an early thread.

>>33314057
Pretty blasé

Women you go to a man's house and you see stuff like this around his room, how do you react?

>>33313097
M
Different expectations.
If that's how they ended it though, that was quite cordial from both, even if she came across as slightly arrogant.

>>33313221
Make conscious effort to stand taller.

>>33314063
Unrealistic setup.

>>33314058
you would know

>>33313921
What if I'm not white?

>>33313210
I think it happened about 6-8 months ago

>>33313308
Unfortunately not.

>>33313205
Okay I'm going to join a proana discord now

>>33314035
>the dog is preferable to the owner
This is what I've realised tbf, I actually like the dogs but the owners irritate me. Like why are you so happy, it's 6am and raining
>>33313807
I still remember in elementary school when my teacher was bragging about having seen N'Sync after a concert kek
Backstreet Boys were pretty iconic also
Ngl I was more into girl bands

>>33314063
autism

>>33314066
I don't mean the literal setup, this is from a convention shop. I mean if he had this kind of merch lying around the house.

>>33314067
I would, women are such cheaters they can never ever be loyal why are you like this

>>33314077
Stop typing with one hand buckaroo

>>33313769
>Pepperoni in carbonara

>>33314068
Did you not read the sign? It says, "No Darkies"
>TELL ME WHYYYY IM STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE
>TELL MEE WHYYYY I CANT GET A CUTE GIRL MY AGE

.

>>33314080
>It says, "No Darkies"
Where?

>>33314055
Yeah in terms of dating I punched most when I was a loser waiting tables part-time (Though most didn't want anything serious)
>>33314056
Have I
Are you implying I wasn't before kek
>>33314082
...

>>33313338
>Forest fae instagram thot
I got you covered.

Women:
Trad shit aside, does the idea of cooking for the man you love feel all nice and fluffy inside?

>>33314085
Why are women forcing feet fetish everywhere right now

>>33314086
Even cooking for myself feels tiresome

>>33313338
>insta thots
>insta thots but in the woods

Well now I’m bored

>>33313503
>What brought you to 4chan?
/s/
>Why are you still here?
Only place to post without needing an account.

>>33314090
Get a hobby
>>33314087
I didn't notice her feet, says more about you than the pic desu

>>33314090
whatever you do, don‘t do drugs

>>33313539
>talking to opposite gender irl
Because that's sexual harassment.

>>33314094
Why not?

>>33314090
Make it someone's fault. Make it someone's problem.

I shouldn't have sucked dick in forest, now I have injured knees

>>33314101
Not really my style especially at 4:30 am

>>33314103
Was it a deer or a wolf?

>>33314086
The idea, yes. In practice I felt insecure because I wasn't great at cooking, annoyed because he preferred food that was unhealthy, hard to prepare, more expensive and less tasty, and aggrieved because I knew I'd have to argue and nag for a week to get him to do the dishes afterward despite his promises

>>33314104
>Not really my style
lol

>>33314091
Based account hater

>>33314105
It was a grizzly bear named Tyronius Bearus

>>33314105
male human

>>33314109
>BBCuck
kys

>>33313807
Woohoo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk

>>33314109
Bears don’t have names

>>33314076
>I don't mean the literal setup
And I meant the literal setup of your story.

>>33314093
>I didn't notice her feet, says more about you than the pic desu
I'm not a feetfag, women did this

>>33314104
Maybe going to sleep so you don't die at 46 would be more your style.

>>33314111
Tyrone is a white name, retard.

>>33314116
Not tired. Finished work half an hour ago, dunno what to do now. Death at 46 doesn’t sound so bad

>>33314110
That's what they all say.

>>33314106
Was your boyfriend Homer Simpson

>>33314029
I once say saw a cyclist get hit by a car that sent her flying through the air.

>>33313601
>she broke his heart when he wanted more and he never dated again until me.
>If push came to shove would he choose her?
I highly doubt it, hopefully he moved on and learned a valuable lesson not to trust a ho
>>33313570
D:
>>33313561
>asked her if she needed help getting unstuck, she said yes. Then I saw her again in the store and she smiled at me
Aw that's cute
Meanwhile I was at the supermarket the other day and a woman was about to put her trolley away when I asked if I could please use it as I didn't bring a coin. She just looked at me and said "you need a coin to use the trolley" and locked it back in the rack, so I had to go around with two baskets like an idiot
I hope that woman's pillow is warm at night the bitch

>>33314121
That sounds awesome

>>33313516
Bro I was the one cooking for her after 11 hours out for work
>>33313553
>she always burped and farted loudly in front of them and that makes men fall in love with you
It can be quite endearing desu
>>33313503
M, /a/ and /co/
Mostly still here out of habit desu

>>33314087
You being unable to see a foot without thinking it's a fetish thing is 100% a (You) problem. Fuck off.

..

>>33314127
Yeah?

>>33314128
none of your business

>>33313257
>Their role really is to serve us.
Hot

>>33314129
Ok then

>>33314123
Why are you such a horrible person?

>>33314126
Nobody takes barefoot pics without catering to footfags, nobody.

>>33313210
It used to happen way more often in the past a few years ago. Since FAQqot came along and started the trend of early thread bullshittery too many autists have jumped on the bandwagon and now we're lucky to make it to pg7 or image limit without a pointless new thread being made

>>33314132
Dunno, violent dad maybe?

>>33314133
Stfu footfag.

>>>/soc/34095836
>>>/soc/34095819
catposter going second round of being a very very good girl :3

>>33314133
posting feet gets views and cash from coomers and gooners
women enjoy attention why wouldn't they post feet?

>>33314137
Why do you say it like a rapist

>>33314087
I didn't know it was sexual for men until I posted a picture of my toes in grass at age 11 and incels and simps had a flame war in the comments over whether I was a dirty whore with ugly ape toes or a perfect foot angel who had done nothing wrong and needed to post more pictures.

I just have to keep lifting right? then she'll love me

>>33314137
You just don't learn, do you?