Why has no one broken into my apartment at night and forcibly enveloped my pee pee in their mouth?
Women should be the larger sex.
>>33317729Nahh I’m finna CRASHOUT over this
>>33317740>Women should be the larger sex.But they already are, my girlfriend's penis is bigger than mine
omfg weird hours can you all just stop
>>33317743I'm pansexual and live in a place with a big community of sexually omnivorous queermo's so I have unironically had sex with transwomen and I've experienced some wonderful irl girldick in my ass. It's breathtaking, but I get that it's not for everyone.
why do people get uncomfortable when they catch girls checking me out?
>>33317729based George Washington from the grave
>>33317740I wanna have large and long sex with him.
My burger came on my tits today.
>>33317743Damn, reminded me of this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3AP7kmDNsY
>>33317743>>33317748americans are talking about trannies again
>>33317747Take a look outside of your window. There is a man parked in a car outside with the lights on, naked and jerking off while he stares at your house.
>>33317749blah blah blah
>>33317754ur dumb
>>33317747The more americans the lower quality, always
>>33317751how tol are you...
Every man in his life eventually asks himself this question. Are women comfortable around me because they want to fuck me if shit goes bad with their husbands and boyfriends, or are they comfortable around me because they think I'm a homosexualistic gayfer who won't lust after them because they think I exclusively suck other men's dicks?
>>33317740If this is the case all men should have 10 inch cocks to even it out
>>33317747>>33317757when the quantity of american moids increases, the frequency of discussion pertaining to bodily waste, male homosexuality, rape, and transgenderism increases tenfold
>>33317757actually tho wtf
>>33317762I wish my penis was a little bit taller
I wish I was a big-baller
I wish my penis was like 7 inches to 9
>>33317761I've never had to ask this question because a women has never been comfortable in my presence
My friends little brother failed his entire year of high school and somehow told nobody for the entire year
>>33317762that would be based thoughever
>>33317761>tfw I really do wonder why women seem to like me as a friend so much relative to how invisible I am sexuallyIt feels kind of bad
>>33317763How about I sodomize you and then poop in your mouth?
Men,
Do you use c.ai (character.ai) or any alternative to it
>>33317721 (OP)Do women like having their throats used
>>33317761A male "friend" to women is a dick in a glass jar that they break in case of emergency.
How do I make a man like me? Somehow when I'm not even trying they like me, but when I like them I fumble a lot
>>33317773No but I looked at it, and I guess that's for ERPing with AI versions of popular characters like fanfiction?
I think women might be more into that.
>>33317770I've been through this and it unironically helped with the context when more than one female friend asked me out on a date, in one case ending in first date sex, during a break from a shaky relationship with another dude.
>>33317773Yes,
I wish they wouldn't forget so much
>>33317773I don't use ai garbage at all, except when internet searches force them on me
>>33317776fumble more and apologize for being awkward and shy
it's cute and will endear you to them and make them want to protect you
>>33317753>>33317757>still seething 242 years laterDo bongs really?
>>33317758Wait until you find out how overweight she is.
>>33317782No it won't stop lying
>>33317778It's AI chat but you can customize it to be any character you like or use other people's characters.
>>33317781I use ChatGPT as therapy and for pep talks.
>>33317762You WILL accept the SPH and you WILL be happy.
>>33317773No
I'm assuming the same as the other anon
I have used AI Dungeon though
>>33317773No. I think that would make me even more depressed.
>>33317751Zamn the huzz on FREAK SHYT tonight ong
>>33317783I'm not Bri'ish, if anything I despise them for spawning the USA
>>33317786Nta but trust me sis
>>33317786Imagine if you were the 5'1 90 pound korean, imagine how many headpats you'd get
>>33317773No
>>33317779If I'm reading you right: being friends with women just means you're a backup boyfriend later down the line? That's gross, I don't want to be a backup dick, I'd like to have friends and separate sexual partners.
>>33317796Sounds fake
>>33317797I'm not. I'm 5'8 so I will never be "cute"
>>33317773I use it as a translator sometimes for longer sentences and more complex ideas
>>33317800If you're shorter than him you'll always be cute
>>33317800you're a girl, i guarantee you can be cutesy enough to be liked as a pet and never taken seriously if you want
>>33317785Plump chicks just mean more folds of fun. More to love.
Cheeky 4th of July game anyone?
https://skribbl.io/?GfCgcwJH
>>33317721 (OP)Men
If you could make your cock any size, what would it be.
>>333178107 inches. Enough to be big but not enough to cause problems like, wearing shorts, or having to adjust it in public
Why have some people licked the underside of my scrotal sack unexpectedly?
>>33317807too cute and soft to hate
>>33317810I would make it too big to have sex.
If I'm already going to live the rest of my life without sex then I might as well have a good reason for it.
>>33317776If you struggle with men, why not date women instead?
>>33317807No
>>33317810I'd go up to 6.75-7" length and 5.25" girth or so.
Getting back my foreskin too, while I'm taking my dick to the shop.
>>33317813you downloaded grindr
>>33317807No, women are great
>>33317812I always wanted to have a Disco Stick long enough to need a customized pair of third-leg trousers.
You want to lick my feet anyway, you freak.
>>3331781010 inches
I've seen several femanons talk about it being the best size
>>33317807No, I still want them as friends and a gf.
But I'm definitely frustrated and wish we could trade places in this sex game. Like damn, how about you struggle to be good enough and jump through flaming hoops, and I sit back and judge you? Damn that would be fun, we should play like that next time, see how you all like it.
>>33317810Large enough to give me hypotension and make me pass out when I pop a boner
>>33317822>>33317785Fml
Where did my quote go
>>33317810I'd just make it a little thicker maybe, I don't have any real complaints about its size
>>33317773Never tried it.
>>33317815Kek, good idea.
>>33317789How effective is it really? The only person I know who uses chatgpt just asks it depressing things and it sycophantically agrees and puts him on weird thoughts loops, but it could just be a skill issue.
Does knowing that it's not a person affect the value of your interactions with it? Would you rather have a real person and you just don't have any other options, or do you see the chat as having more value? I wish I could use more of those things but it always starts to feel cyclical and fake to me. I'm very open to it just being a me issue though and I'd like to get this value out of it that a lot of other people apparently are.
>>33317807I don't really like them 2bh
I need a vampire gf right now
>>33317807No, I love women.
>>33317802I rarely am
>>33317805How will doing that make him like me
>>33317810Exactly 11 inches
But a perfect shower, I want minimal growth.
>>3331781011x6.25 inches so I could get a bunch of cock piercings, move to California, and destroy women and femboy hole
>>33317833people who get value out of it are unironic NPCs and soon they will probably fail the turing test themselves
i doubt they can tell the difference between text that is valuable information and text that isn't
>>33317822Lol my boyfriend sucks my toes nightly
>>33317838Where do you live that you're "rarely" shorter than men at 5'8
>HowBecause he'll see you as this silly ditzy cute little thing that he has to protect and love
>>33317833maybe you can prompt it to be good but its shit. writing stuff on a journal has the same effect
i need a gf who hates wearing clothes
>>33317838guys have an instinct to protect cute helpless girls
and also an instinct to bang them
that's why it's so easy to catch them by asking them for help with things and pretending to be clumsy
make yourself irresistibly huggable
Children are starving on the street, there's one disappearing every week. Do you call that justice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03YGM_kcZ60
>>33317841NorCal or SoCal
I need a gf who loves wearing clothes... within a balanced budget.
>>33317800>perfect height for forehead kisses>not cuteYou're so wrong
(((fem)))anons
do your boyfriends know you go on 4chan?
https://youtu.be/bOON7Vp3lMs
>>33317849Nudist with sensory issues from Autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61zJHstzOoY
>>33317851>Do you call that justice?No, not at a rate of only one a week. Gotta get rid of them faster than that, otherwise they're just starving in the street.
>>33317855You got the part about me being a Jew-Jew right, at least.
>>333178108 inches long, 6 inches in girth, keep my upward curve.
>>33317849So a French woman?
I just want her to reach out again already so we can talk, cuddle and finish our playthrough of the adventures of cookie and cream on ps2
>>33317850You do realize it's a man behind that screen playing with against those exact instincts?
>>33317862lol your schlong is 8 inches long. You have an 8 inch long schlong!
>>33317865no god this can't be real french women can't possibly be THAT sexy
>>33317852Where are the asian sluts?
>>33317863Do you post on redtoga?
>>33317863how does that work? does fabric just feel irritating?
>>33317861I didn't mean to refer to that cat poster. I thought it could have multiple meanings depending on the context.
>>33317870French women stop being sexy when you hear what their cultural attitudes are like after they speak to you in English.
>>33317866>the adventures of cookie and cream on ps2
>>33317855My fiance better still be listening to me on here so he doesn't lose hope. Month 3 out of 6 is beginning.
>>33317876I'm a self-hating anglophone personally so that's fine with me
>>33317849I'd wear less clothes around the house if I lived alone. Underwear has to stay on, though.
>>33317855If I wasn't painfully single, I'd always make sure the guy I'm dating knows I hornypost on 4chan. Wouldn't want the person I care about to be offended by how I spend my time mostly-anonymously online.
>>33317878tell me the lore
>>33317855Yeah. I tell him about my posts sometimes
>>33317884No. This is my brain chemicals.
>>33317883>Underwear has to stay on, though.This is a half measure. I don't know if I can accept a half-measure.
>>33317872SoCal
>>33317873No
>>33317874It depends on a lot of things like the material, quality, the ambient temperature, how much I'm moving. Like sometimes I hardly notice it and other times it's like I'm being stabbed by a thousand needles so I try to limit how much I'm wearing at any given time.
>>33317883>I'd always make sure the guy I'm dating knows I hornypost on 4chanwould you use it as a excuse to reveal your kinks so he "just knows" in bed?
Does anyone else here ERP with people who are married? I have an ERP relationship with two people who each have a spouse, and both of their spouses know about it and are okay with it.
>>33317883Can it just be panties with no bra?
>>33317721 (OP)Can someone explain to me why every single person online and irl in my generation say they are the friend that puts in effort to hang out but the same effort is returned. Everyone says they are the person in the group project doing all the work and no one else does anything.
I have NEVER met anyone who puts in effort to hanging out and meeting up in my generation. It was always older people who invited me to things. Whenever I hang out with people my age (genz) I am doing everything from planning, constantly reminding, etc and they still flake on me.
I'm so sick of this...
>>33317887i want to know your brain chemicals
I'm gonna go play sims~
https://youtu.be/aEb5gNsmGJ8?si=ZobM1X3sXhIgHIGN
>>33317888I'm constantly going to be leaving snail trails around the house, then. And I don't want to have to clean that up, let alone deal with the hygiene implications.
>>33317877literally the most fun I've ever had playing video games. It's the only one we've ever really played together too. I JUST WANT US TO LOVE EACH OTHER AGAIN
>>33317889What about bedsheets, can they have the same effect?
>>33317842I agree with the sentiment about most people who use it, but it's a bit of a simplification.
Maybe it's not there yet but I don't like completely writing something off that I could just learn to use more effectively.
Women, Have you ever had someone masturbate you with a hardened turd?
>>33317886do you guys ever shitpost together?
Another 4th of july with no bf taking me to the boardwalk ferris wheel to watch fireworks and kiss at the top...
>>33317808Did you get any players?
>>33317898sorry JH I need a woman who can commit here
>>33317890No, I'm always very open about the things I would like to do with a bf in bed. If anything, I'd be worried he'd learn about the weird shit I like conceptually but would never want to do that I've shared ITT and either judge me or ask me to do them.
>>33317907Not really, he doesn't use 4chan much anymore but he gives me ideas
French accents really are so hot on women
>>33317883>Underwear has to stay on, though.Coward
>>33317903Not really, because like I said, temperature and quality are a big thing and I have sheets and blankets of all types. But also no because they're not encompassing the way clothes are.
>>33317898Okay what if you take your panties off to sit in my lap and just stain my clothes with your snail trail?
>>33317911>the weird shit I like conceptually>but would never want to dotell me more
>>33317894It can be. Nobody would be happy in thay scenario, though.
>>33317910Bitch you better learn to cover your furniture in plastic liners then, because I'd be soaking everything you own. You can't talk shit then complain later about it.
>>33317918JH-san, I'm letting you down easy here. I don't need to convince you to do something you don't want to do, when I can get a woman who does it because she feels more comfortable that way.
>>33317915Not a coward, just don't want more to clean.
>>33317916Well I always have to do the fucking laundry, so that's just as much work.
>>33317917It's stuff I either can't do like be with fantasy monsters and shit like that, or it's stuff that's only hot in a vacuum where everything magically goes exactly as planned and nobody's feelings can be hurt like public sex or group stuff.
>>33317889What do you usually wear? What are you wearing right now?
>>33317920Enjoy your gross apartment, then. Sorry for being thoughtfully practical.
>>33317895Anon I've got a big thing this weekend, it's in the deep dark woods of eastern Kentucky
>>33317927i like to know these things
>>33317929Why so angry JH? You're just not my type. The appeal is gone if you don't actually hate clothing.
damn he really called her over to help him do his hair and clothing before he goes out to die in battle
>>33317904nta but for a while I trained it on the kind of therapeutic approach I wanted by feeding it the state of the art books on it and making it react accordingly, I‘d then ask it to help me reframe situations I was having troubles with according to that to help me see more clearly and rational
in general
you probably shouldn‘t just use chatGPT naked, it‘s very slimy and generic, kinda like trying to ask your toxic positivity woowoo fb inspirational quote aunt who‘s idea of depression is the big sad that goes away if you just force yourself to do things people do without depression for genuine help, but you can get it to be helpful in specific ways if you want to
>>33317886who is your bf now? did you already file for divorce?
>>33317933Oh, I get it. And I'm mad because I wasted my day off today.
I wish Venus and Mars were habitable planets.
>>33317914Agreed. And it's so funny when they say certain words that sound goofy but cute in English.
>>33317924I feel that. I'm not a moist individual, so I don't have to worry about that.
>>33317925Just my underwear. Free boobing it while reading.
>>33317941Why? Your life would be no different there than how it is here.
>>33317932Well I put some thc in my brain just now so I can really enjoy this game.
Found out who bbno$'s new girlfriend is and she mogs the shit out of me :(((
>>33317940It's okay. You don't have to bust your ass every day.
state gender
describe the last pornographic material you willingly consumed.
>>33317951you really have abysmal taste in men
>>33317937>who is your bf now? No one you know.
>did you already file for divorce?Working on it.
>>33317935Is it more or less effective than just looking at all the sources yourself?
Thanks for the response and tips
>>33317955F. A guy fucking a sex doll.
>>33317955M
Guy fucks flat chested stepdaughter while she was on the phone
>>33317955M
Is it weird if I don't use material? I just imagine a woman in my mind.
>>33317955Imagining the women of /atoga/.
>>33317957Idc he's a sweetheart and the world would be a better place if more moids were like him
>>33317954I want to, though.
>>33317955F. Stupid ASMR shit.
Why do men all talk about wanting a virgin gf but refuse to wait until marriage?
also many of them themselves aren't virgins and watch porn
>>33317773nope, sounds to me like a massive waste of time.
>>33317807Living a celibate life is less stressful than trying to interact with women in any way.
>>33317822how can you say you love him if you won't even let him lick your feet?
>>33317950how does thc relate to your fiance? what are months 3 through 6?
what game are you referring to, the sims? what are you having your character do?
>>33317955Ugh, some video from the /gif/ board of a guy using some weird sex toy.
>>33317955M
Audio porn about an anal only bunnygirl servicing the listener. It ticked off so many of my kinks at once. She said good boy a lot.
State gender and:
If you could create a temporary clone of yourself, and your partner asked you to make one for a threesome, would you do it for them?
>>33317965anyone have the collage?
>>33317959>>33317971first time I ever heard of women finding this stuff hot.
>>33317973Another mouth to feed? IN THIS ECONOMY??
>>33317944more life filled planets is good
>>33317973I'd create a clone of myself and then fight myself to the death.
>>33317773I use perchance ai rpg to jerk off
Right now I'm in the middle of seducing my (fictional) gf's mom
>>33317973M and yes, sounds good to me
(although I'd rather an opposite-gender clone, and/or her creating a (female) clone of herself)
>>33317975>womenThere's a reason they find these toys hot
Women would you rather live on a terraformed, earthlike Mars or Venus?
god this movie is killing me rn
>>33317955M
Vinnegal cosplaying in a bathhouse.
>>33317973F. No. My temporary clone would be mad about being brought into the world only to be ripped from life at our whim, so she'd kill us.
>>33317967>I want to, though.Slow down and relax baby, life isn't going anywhere.
>>33317958>Is it more or less effective than just looking at all the sources yourself?More, because I can keep the conversation and return to it whenever I need help with a situation again. I might forget some important concepts or aspects or be biased in my interpretations if I only rely on reading the source material. This way I get a bot trained on the neutral approach to react to my biased take in an analytical and logical way. It takes the human aspect out of it. For example, with my last psychiatrist, she was an older lady shortly before retirement, upper middle class, you could tell she had no real interest in humans and psychology, to her it was just a job she chose because studying was something the better daughters did back in her days. Her whole approach was soaked with disdain for the unwashed masses that bothered her with their lowly issues and unrefined behavior. You could tell that she wished you would just snap out of it and act normal. Which really fucked me over desu, because ofc I tried but it never worked and only made me feel even more miserable and it made me clam up more and more and not feel like being honest or vulnerable anymore. With AI, they have no feelings towards your situation. That aspect gets fully side stepped, where the therapists emotional state influences how they interpret you and your problems. Someone might get triggered by your situation, someone might be bored about your repetitive issues, someone might be biased about you based on their political or religious beliefs etc. That kind of soulless aspect of AI can actually be a good thing to get non biased support.
>>33317989What ethnicity is this human?
>>33317974Don't you fucking start.
>>33317975I find it hot that a man humiliates himself to that degree just to get a semblance of having pussy access.
>>33317955F
Lilijunex impaling herself on a massive horse dildo
>>33317993I'll relax after I find a husband and have a baby. Until then, I'm working hard every single day.
>>33317965>of /atoga/.Anon...
>>33317984what's that reason?
>>33317999reverse hamster type woman
please come back to me already, I miss you so much :(
>>33317988what movie?
>>33317999did you find it hot or disgusting?
>>33318003They're not women
>>33317955Imagining being one of JH's students who gets to assfuck her in her office
>>33318015Lab techs don't work with students, anon.
>>33318006Vaginal
>>33318007Both? It's hot, but in a gross way.
>>33318008I don't have a lot of depth, so the visual of someone with a pocket dimension for a pussy is intriguing to me.
>>33318007https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twilight_Samurai
>>33318017She has some access to students
>>33317994>With AI, they have no feelings towards your situation. That aspect gets fully side stepped, where the therapists emotional state influences how they interpret you and your problems. Someone might get triggered by your situation, someone might be bored about your repetitive issues, someone might be biased about you based on their political or religious beliefs etc. That kind of soulless aspect of AI can actually be a good thing to get non biased support.I find this part really interesting, and I assumed it was the main reason certain groups of people are so drawn to and take everything ai says and does at face value (I'm not accusing you of this, just relating it)
And people who are anti AI tend to see the lack of human aspect as a negative and would probably say some version of the inverse of your reasoning for why they'd only go to human therapists.
But thank you, I might actually try it.
>>33317799Unless you're not fuckable or they see you as a sibling, this is your fate.
>>33318018what's the largest thing that has been inside your pussy?
>>33318018Are you a lesbian? Do you schlick off to it?
>>33317968I'm a virgin and I watch porn but I can stop wanna get married
Liekpoof
md5: 06f59d59ee83a285ec4d8705b62688b4
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>>33317970Rn just hitting the randomizer button and making him change clothes like poof.
>>33318018>VaginalGiant toys are not hot but I cannot see the appeal of this at all. How does she not wreck her vagina?
>>33318018>someone with a pocket dimension for a pussy is intriguing to meNTA, but it's all technique and material. I don't specifically know the toy, but horse dildos tend to be made from some really soft silicone that easily deforms and bends into itself if you make it.
>>33318021Doesn't mean I'm ever alone with them. That's not typically my job.
>>33317998I kind of find it hot for that reason but minus the overt humiliation.
For me, it's just that it's exactly what his body was designed to do and feel, but he's wasting it all on some crude, manmade approximation of the real thing.
And yet, it still gets the job done anyways, your body on a basic functional level can't tell the difference and if it feels good enough you'll cum anyways.
So thinking that a guy wants to get off in the most pleasurable way so badly that he simulates it with a toy is hot to me.
Should I get a leave in conditioner "for men" or is the girly shit better
>>33318039The girly shit is better. """"Men"""" products do not care if their hair is all falling out.
>>33317807yes but only because they don't love me
>>33318028Like 6 inches of a dildo
>>33318029I'm bi
>>33318035Vaginas are meant to stretch but she doesn't even gape. I don't get it.
>>33318039Women's conditioner is usually made with better ingredients
Andpoof
md5: 6af2f215ade2c0ff85a9502b909fc3d1
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>>33318044But what if I don't want to smell like a girl?
>>33317892Are you absolutely sure they know about it? Seems like that's something people would usually have problems with
When I find new music, I'll usually find one song I really like, listen to it on repeat until I hate it
how do I stop this? Other songs just don't hit the same.
>>33318032>I watch porn but I can stopDQ'd
>>33318051In my transformation phase. Though I did probably knock off a week of that by my pills getting lost in the mail.
>>33318024You also can side stepped your own blocking, where you might feel unable to be honest about how you truly feel because it‘s hard to admit some unhealthy thoughts or behaviors to another human being. Telling it to AI is whatever, since it has no interest in judging you about anything. It just gives you unbiased feedback based on what framework you fed it.
Yeah, try it. It‘s free and easy and can be fun, there really is nothing to lose with giving it a go. Ofc you shouldn‘t just take what it says at face value unchecked, but thats true for anything a human therapist would say too. In fact, probably more, since you have to be on guard to filter out the way their personal bias might color their feedback.
For example, my current psychiatrist is himself overweight, so it‘s difficult for me to truly and honestly talk about my disordered eating and my body dysmorphia because it just feels off.
>>33318056Then you're gay. Girls smell great.
>>33318060so is this fiance imaginary? or is there a special someone?
>>33317995Slavic (I think).
>>33318068Nta but you're kinda the worst person to take advice from on what's gay and not
Men
Thoughts on your gf wearing sheer clothing?
She's at home, no new reels, I hope she's thinking about our relationship
>>33318060You're finally transitioning?
>>33318072You want to sniff men! That's gay!
>>33318073Yes. That is all.
Even better if she chooses to incorporate sheer fabric into an everyday outfit.
>>33318073I would be happy just to have a gf
>>33318038>he's wasting it all on some crude, manmade approximation of the real thingYeah, thats what gets me too. I also really enjoy the aspect where he is truly only focusing on his own pleasure since he is not concerned with trying to perform for another person or giving them pleasure in any way. Basically, you get to see how guys would fuck if they would fuck with no regard to the pussy in front of them and just egoistically pump away. Really emphasizes the feral and uninhibited aspect of fucking in my opinion.
Where do I meet clingy gf
I want to sniff a woman's sweaty body and I want her to sniff mine.
Women I joined the military. Thoughts?
>>33317999>LilijunexJesus her pussy is huge.
>>33318075Transitioning your dad into your mom
>>33318073It's not my thing but I'm not going to force my clothing preferences on her (unless she's into that sort of thing, in which case I absolutely would)
>>33318073What's that?
>see-throughAbsolutely degenerate. No.
>>33317955M
https://nhentai.net/g/353828/
>>33317973Yeah. Can't question any weird insecurities about someone liking things the other you does better.
F
>>33318088When do you get to die?
>>33318052>Like 6 inches of a dildodid it feel good?
so you are either a virgin or have been with dudes with really small dicks, right?
>>33318085i understand. good luck on your endeavors.
>>33317975I've had my partner send vids and images of jerking off. It's not unheard of, you just aren't seeing it where you look.
>>33318088Terrible idea
t. Army vet
>>33318095>Yuri>rapeBased
Women
If you gender swapped do you think you'd be successful with women?
You keep your current level of attractiveness, so if you're a 6/10 woman you'll be a 6/10 man.
>>33318107>army vetwhenever someone says that, my brain reads it as veterinarian not veteran and it makes me think of someone treating wounded soldiers like animals lol
>>33318107Too late old man
>>33318110probably not, no
I likely would not bother, sounds too annoying
>>33318088are you going to explode your knees and buy a car
If you didn't meet your partner in school and dont go on apps, how do you get a gf/bf these days? Every answer i get is like "i met my gf on a discord about gaming".
>>33318109What would make it fun?
>>33318110If I'm already successful with women, then that'll translate to being as good with them as a man, right?
>>33318119mutual friends
>inb4 I have no friends or all my friends are incels that know not a single female what makes you think you can get a gf if you can‘t even have a normal social circle?
>>33318018>I don't have a lot of depth, so the visual of someone with a pocket dimension for a pussy is intriguing to me.You know, same. It's not so much even overtly sexual as it is fascinating.
Women if your bf woke up from anaesthesia and in hai delirium started muttering something about "putting the undesirables" what would you think
>>33318121>If I'm already successful with women, then that'll translate to being as good with them as a man, right?No, that's an advantage.
>>33318033Did you make MoistCr1TiKaL?
>>33317955Uhhh googled some rn but probably at least two weeks since I got banned for horny posting that lewd image.
>>33318119Acquaintances you meet through friends/coworkers, mostly. Also met a stranger today just going out with friends, got his number. Doubt it'll go anywhere, but opportunities are everywhere if you're open to them.
>>33318104Congrats, there will be a different president by then.
>>33318110Fuck no id be a disgusting incel and probably homeless and with a long record of arrests
>>33318119Well I met my bf through an email/discord group but we were irl friends for years before getting together.
Discord is just the digital equivalent to having a friend group.
At the core these people are just making friends with common interests and taking it from there.
I'd guess there's a shorter timeline and less worry about doing something socially unacceptable.
>>33318056Get something more neutral.
>>33318132the hell is an email group?
>>33318132*I'd guess that, but you can still carry over a lot of the same process and skills, it's just harder to get your foot in
>>33318110>If you gender swapped do you think you'd be successful with women?Yes, probably. I think having an actual view of how women see men would be endlessly beneficial. And not that bullshit women try to feed men as dating advice. Plus I'd be hot.
>>33318113>Too late old manNam. Just saying it's a bad idea.
>>33318119Completely on accident. She started flirting with me while she was working.
>>33318132>id be a disgusting incel and probably homeless and with a long record of arrestsNTA, would you give good dick, though? I'd fix you for it if it was good enough.
>fumbled the 9/10 nerdy girl
how do I recover from this
>>33318137>Yes, probably. I think having an actual view of how women see men would be endlessly beneficialHow do they
>>33318100It did.
And six inches isn't "really small"
>>33318123It is also sexual. She seems like she is enjoying herself.
>>33318140I'm autistic.
>>33318134Just a group of people that all communicated through email lol
Wet
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>>33318119If you spend most of your free time sitting in front of your computer is not surprise you'd start dating people you actually are interacting with.
In the same train of thought, if you aren't meeting people to date on the places you frequent, work, hobbies, etc. It's time to look somewhere else, try new hobbies, do new things. What kind of things depends entirely in who you are.
>>33318146Yes, we all know you're autistic. What does that have to do with dick?
>>33318129Would you kindly describe it to me?
both the one you just googled and the one from two weeks ago.
>>33318146>communicated through emailwhat? why? why not a less awkward platform? where di you even find those?
movie just made me cry. feels cathartic, man.
>>33318145>And six inches isn't "really small"got any other toys besides your 6inches friendo?
if so, which one is your favorite?
>>33318121>If I'm already successful with women, then that'll translate to being as good with them as a man, right?Lol no. I'll be the first to admit that we have a certain level of grace given to us that men don't. Women will take straight up ugly ass women over a mid guy just because she's a woman. I love my other WLW but some of those bitches look like they should be guarding bridges with riddles.
>>33318143>How do theySorry, trade secret. But just candid things other women have told me they look for in a guy, things that work on them, what they find attractive.
>>33318157>FagDon't be a dick
>>33318152https://www.xvideos.com/video.ipllavh3871/busty_blonde_karma_rx_go_crazy_for_a_giant_dick
And it was a picture of a smaller guy plapping a large woman.
>>33318145For whatever reason, I feel like men assume 6" isn't large or above average, therefore unsatisfying. It's retarded, really.
Eh, I get distracted when it's something impressive like that. There may have been a beginning goal with whatever horned up feeling was there, but it ends after getting caught up in what seems like would be highly uncomfortable and like an impossible feat for myself.
>>33318160delete that asap, you don't want to get banned.
>a smaller guy plapping a large womanare you a large woman?
>>33318159>Sorry, trade secret.Most useful femanon award
>>33318122I have friends but I might have outgrown them. The one friend asked if I am interested because he was trying to set me up with someone but he is religious and I don't want to date some religious girl, because I am not religious and I don't want to waste her time.
Other than that all my friends who are married and have gfs just say "if i knew would let you know". Most are just happy to get the wives they have and many of them met in college.
>have their wives set you up.They are all friends with each other and have no new friends.
>>33318166Then your only other option is discord servers.
>>33318160you have good taste
>>33318169ever been with a shorter guy?
do shorter guys hit on you at all?
M.
I wish women who were smart worked jobs that were traditionally feminine like school teachers and librarians. Now that these jobs are shafted by the death of middle class, all smart women just turn to stem/business.
I wish i had a librarian gf/wife. Now all librarians are old women and all young female teachers are batshit crazy (my aunt is one and i hear the stories of all these roastie teachers who are nothing like the ones i had)
>>33318168I don't play video games.
My hobbies are weightlifting, reading, horse riding/training, and motorcycle riding.
Everyone pls ask AI to generate their looksmatch based on a pic of yourself and post it.
>>33318156Yes I have a few dildos with most being about 5 inches of insertable length. I have a few different types of vibrators. I have two butt plugs. And some ben wa balls which I was told would give me better pelvic floor control but that was a lie. My favorite is my massage wand.
>>33318175>acting retarded, like there is only discord servers for gayming or as if you have to join one specifically about hobbies and can‘t also join one based on location I guess I can see why you are single.
>>33318173How much do librarains get paid, I thought that was a I'm going to die old person job.
>>33318176What do you use for that?
I haven't taken a photo of myself in years.
>>33318180I just used chatGPT, put a pic of myself and then asked it to gen a pic of my male looksmatch based on it.
>>33318176How do you even enter the details for that?
>>33318181ok, and? use one you have or take one rn
>>333181616 inches being above average doesn't mean it cN measure up to the gut rearranging joy that other women
>>33318119Through work, or through luck.
Or, increasingly, not at all because nobody goes outside, they just tell you "well, I found my partner in high school, uh, maybe you should go to the park or something".
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>>33318176Guy looks kinda like me
>>33318176This looks like Wendigoon
>>33318176No, it will generate a hot girl and I don't need to be any more demoralized about the state of the modern world.
I should stop expecting her to stop no contact so soon. It could be weeks and even then, we might not get back together immediately. Sad
>>33318194[unsubscribe from retard blog]
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>>33318176I'd marry her desu.
>>33318196Crazy how it got the shirt right
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>>33318198Oh, now I see the "American" face.
I just saw beard and the hair
>>33318151Well...you'd have to be patient..
>>33318177what is pelvic floor control and what do you want to get better at it?
do you really need all those sex toys?
>>33318197>Crazy how it got the shirt rightKek it didn't I'm just wearing a black shirt and I have long hair so I think it just assumed I had a Nirvana shirt on.
>>33318207nta but anon meant that the writing was correct, since AI usually fucks that up
Women, rate my pickup line
"Hey, you're pretty fat (her actual weight is irrelevant), but I'm a fat fetishists so I like fat bitches. Wanna go on a date?"
moids what is your favorite fruit (an actual fruit not pussy or some equally retarded answer)
>>33318209that will only work on 1 femanon here
>>33318214The only fruit I can stand to eat are bananas
>>33318169Large as in tall, or large as in weight?
>>33318226wtf did you eat growing up
>>33318204I'm pretty patient in the right contexts.
>>33318206Kegels. And no but I don't want to throw them away. I only use four of them on a regular basis.
>>33318222kek
>>33318214Strawberry
Runner-Ups:
Apple
Banana
Mango
Watermelon
Raisins (not grapes)
>>33318228Food that isn't fruit?
Idk what you want
>>33318214https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangosteen
>>33318214Mangosteen, but I never get to have it.
Very close runner ups are mangoes, strawberries, and peaches/nectarines.
I'm playing geoguessr and I got put on a fucking boat
>>33318213First or last? Or the combination?
>>33317999I just looked her up.
She's ugly and has a horrible voice, but man she can fix a whole suitcase in her vagina.
>>33318238>>33318237yo wtf get out of my head bro
>>33318237>>33318238these two have been listening to bruce springsteen for july 4th and got memory-primed
oats, scrambled eggs or tuna sandwich for breakfast?
>>33318235it's weird to never eat fruit beside bananas
>>33318237i've eaten mangosteen before lol. it's alright, don't care for the watery+stringy texture of the segments plus big seeds
>>33318238i can only get it at one asian grocery store and they're usually old to the point that the skin is dried
>>33318249oats and scrambled greggs
>>33318214mangos, they are delicious.
>>33318252>both thats a lot…
>>33318251>they're usually old to the point that the skin is drieddepressing
>>33318254get to it!
Women are you old to the point that your skin is dried
>>33318249Fried egg on toast with chili oil
>>33318241First. My last name is pretty unique
Women how's your cellulite doing
>>33318176I don't like it.
>>33318263would you take him with brown eyes?
>>33318261Nta
Where's it from
>>33318259no, my skin is more prone to being oily
>>33318262despite being rather fat, I lucked out and don‘t have any
>>33318176Why does ChatGPT take so long?
>>33318269If you still live there then it shouldn't be too weird to others right
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>>33318263reminds me a bit of pewdipie
>>33318272Family left in the 1920s
>>33318270Check your library
>>33318262Hiding under my ass cheeks, where nobody will ever see it.
>>33318269>i have a weird name, it's like Johnson or McCoy
>>33318277whiny people always find something to complain about
>>33318277Nice bait but no, I’ve never met anyone with my last name
>>33318277Nigga probably named Callum or some shit. I've got a legit weird ass name that people have trouble pronouncing and it's also lame as fuck.
>>33318176looksmatch is an incel...so over for me
>>33318280I still remember that from the Callum Best thing.
Someone made a newgrounds game that involved, I think, being Callum Best and banging a bunch of celebrities.
He was like the OG Pete Davidson.
>>33318281he does look a bit - tense
>>33318281AI knows you browse this all day and generated the guy you have spoken to the most in your life
>>33318283The one who, you know
>>33318286I'm not JH. Also, my uncle is gay.
>>33318283Funny how it's a guy in his late 20's with a zoomer highschool haircut
Why are most of the gens men (women)
>>33318289>4 femanonswooow
>>33318288I have curls and I asked ChatGPT to keep the curls. That's on me.
Reconnect with your elations
single dad anon with the daughter, she threw snappers at me all night, I made burgers, fuck this holiday.
>>33318295Reconnect with your mom
pregnancy inducing male voices where
>>33318299I should, she sent me a sad message and I didn’t even respond
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>limited to 3 uploads a day
Wanted to make something fun but no. Fuck this gay ass app.
>>33318301Why was it sad?
>>33318299>hey mom, what's up>"Anon, can I have some money?"pass
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>>33318283Looks like a copy paste of this guy
>>33318289if I put my face and the word "looksmatch" into a permanent database, I'm going to get publicly listed as an incel terrorist in a Guardian article one day
>>33318300I don't have that but my voice can make you tear your skin off if you wish
>>33318307>all incels paranoid party poopers on pedo lists confirmed
>>33318304>in bad headspace when mom calls me, excited about a house she wants me to buy >I don’t care, cut her off and leave>she texts me “Want to come for dinner? We don’t have to look at the house”>I do not respond A bit sad, when I view it objectively
Someone make a voca saying paranoid party poopers on pedo lists as fast as possible ten times
>>33318311sounds like someone needs to put you in your place asap
>>33318312Just don’t give a fuck do I
>>33318315Was thinking that yesterday desu, I keep daring the world to hit me and hurt me but it don’t happen
>tracing your partner's tattoos gently with a paintbrush
This is why I like partners with tattoos.
>>33318311>this is the fags complaining about how they have nobody that gives a shit and how hard their life is on here all day
>>33318316>keep daring the world to hit me and hurt me but it don’t happenentitled spoiled brat syndrome ftw
>>33318318Mom had a habit of hitting her kids, fyi
>>33318317This reminds me of that one cave in the forest where you find the katana, the cannibals killed some guy and displayed above his corpse is his arm tattoo that was carved and peeled off and stretched onto a wooden hoop
>>33318317>in a drunken stupor she has someone scribble on her with sharpie>you lovingly trace it with a paintbrush as if its fine artyeah i guess that's par for the course
>>33318320Apparently not enough
>>33318319Epic snarky insults
>>33318321Loved that scene. Fantastic stuff. Really puts you in the world of the primitives and their wonder at the Yakuza art.
hey so single moms obviously I'm inherently superior to you but how to deal with resentment over a deadbeat parent
>>33318176when that faceapp gender swap thing was going around 5 years ago i came out a cute girl so I think I won't be doing this
>>33317808AI slop could never
tempted to drop 100 bucks on locks
>>33318332Weird thing to drop a Benjie on
Women
You're on a first date with a guy and he screams "SHOW BOBS AND VAGENE YOU BLOODY BASTERD"
how do you respond
>>33318332lockpicking anon? sounds reasonable, do it
people spend way more on hobbies than that
>>33318332just order the same shit for a fraction of the price from china lol
>>33318334my new hobby calls for it. it might be a bargain depending on how many locks and what models and types. my goal is to have a bunch of boxes filled with locks for me to pick
>>33318336yeah. i'll go through ebay and see if there's any good bargains for used sets
>>33318337i'll look into chinese websites as well, but i have a feeling ebay is going to have what i want
>>33318339ebay is just chink shit with a middle man
>>33318340You mean Amazon
>>33318343To be fair all etailers are just middlemen for chinkshit aren't they
>>33318344which is why anyone not buying directly is brain dead
>>33318351It's 2am bro you should be goin to bed not eating
>>33318353I woke up at 10pm my fella
>>33318357What is wrong with your sleep schedule do you have a job
>>33318359I have a night job
>>33318360How much do you charge per hour?
Women be laying in bed on a Saturday morning instead of doing something productive because the devil created them
>>33318367Cheap. Do you charge extra for anal?
>>33318369and what would men be doing
>>33318375Laying in bed with their shirts off instead of doing something productive because the devil created them
How do I stop getting a crush on girls and begin developing just friendship? I cannot see a girl regularly that I began to have feelings for her (And yes, it is not that often that I talk to girls)
>>33318377>>33318375NUH UH NUH UH IM IM WORKING OUT IN BED FUCK YOU
>>33318382Talk to more girls, ratify the Madonna whore complex
>>33318375Building houses and dying in wars
>>33318382talk to undateable modern women that you don't care about as friends, and just pretend you like them
this is what extroverts do to each other
>>33318385>guy that’s never held a power tool
Women have pussies. I’m laughing at this right now
>>33318396As a matter of fact I've done both of those things
>>33318401damn, niggas be haunting us as ghosts
>>33318401Your dick isn’t a power tool, anon
>>33318399I laughed too are we retarded
>>33318403Niggas be hauntin
f here
are biceps supposed to be flat? they look so thin from the front
>>33318404I beg to differ
>>33318406They also have titties and they’re sensitive there. Imagine having boobs that are also sensitive. I’m laughing at them
Going on a date in a few hours (I should be sleeping but I can't)
How to not fuck it up? What do I do?
I'm M going with F
>>33318408Can be all kinds of shapes. They get flatter on the sides on guys who are really lean
>>33318408They look thin because they're extended. What do you mean flat. And if you're talking about your own then duh you're a woman of course they're gonna be thin/small/flat or whatever.
Can I get uhhhhh aha one sec
>>33318411sleep more next time
rehearse some conversation topics in case she sits there silently waiting for you to talk
rehearse the beginnings and ending, like what you are going to do to meet her/enter the place, and how you are going to leave and separate for the night
check over requirements, the reservation, logistics, hours, etc
make sure your outfit is ready
>>33318416Nta
Do normal people put this much thought into dates or does it just work for them
what is the point of my friend who is a girl telling me about whenever a guy hits on her
>>33318420No, lol. The point of a date is that you are supposed to relax and enjoy yourself.
>>33318423She doesn't see you as a sexually viable male.
>>33318423Tell her you'll hit them back
>>33318423What else do you want her to tell you about what she experienced that day? Her bowel movements and how many times she checked her phone?
>>33318420"people" as if there isn't a gender that does all of the work, kek
guys who have been on 300 dates don't think about it any more, just like how you don't think about driving after you have a lot of practice
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>>33318176I have a funkopop collection, I guess. The other one generated was even worse than this.
>>33318424Honestly, I'm starting to feel like I shouldn't even be alive much less reproduce.
What is it with mid women and posting rage bait on TikTok? Don’t they have anything better to be doing?
>>33318307at least your looksmatch doesn't look like they would be writing that same Guardian article.
Ehhhh
>>33318434don't worry, you are just new to this
for example, I stalled my bike and wheelied it by accident at an intersection today because I just started riding it
but this anon
>>33318175 has probably been riding for years so he barely has to think about which gear he's in
Girls act like it's easy because they live on tutorial mode and can make you do all the work, don't let them get you down. Everything is hard at the beginning.
>>33318433Why do all the femanons get these beta ass men and why do all the guys get soft adorable looking chicks while I got some 35 year old woman who looks like she works in finance.
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I joined a discord sever and the tranny on the left is currently shitting up the general making fun of the girl in the right pic, lol. Saying how ugly she is etc. How do they not have any self awareness?
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>>33318442I don't know. Did you post yours? I attempted a more recent picture and it was worse. Very Redditor. Very jerks it to incest hentai and is subbed to no less than 25 hentai subreddits.
>>33318442I did it once and it gave me a younger asian chick and then I did it again with the same picture and it gave me an older hapa looking woman.
>>33318439If I'm at the point where I have to rehearse conversations and how to enter and exit a place (things that should be second nature to a functional human being) then something's gone very wrong and even if she ends up looking past what will be an extremely and obviously manufactured date and interaction there's not a chance in hell it'd last through a lifelong relationship. Not that guy by the way and I've never been on a date and probably never will.
No wonder you guys are alone
>>33318450Post. My opposite gender question is what does it look like?
>>33318448Yeah I did
>>33318190 what the hell does this say about me
>>33318450Maybe it's just schizophrenic but I'm definitely seeing a pattern
Girls who got glasses in their gens, do you wear them or did it add them by itself?
why would a guy say I'm not fat when I'm objectively fat?
>>33318451Being cool, impressive, and charismatic is not that easy. It takes time and practice, not just innate talent (though some people have that too).
Guys who are good at it have an insane amount of practice. Do you remember in school being 12 years old? Do you remember how those guys were practicing back then, like crazy, practicing how to impress girls?
Well, by the age of 25 they have 13 years of practice.
Anything looks fucking easy when you have been practicing it for 13 years!
If you are starting from scratch of course you will look like a moron. The good thing is that if you have a high IQ, you can catch up to people faster than you think. It takes the average person a lot more years to learn how to read or do calculus than you. You can learn this stuff faster than them, too.
Basically, you are 13 years behind, but what it took an idiot 13 years to learn, you can actually learn much faster. That's the good part.
M or F
How do you feel about boomers?
>>33318457I thought she was pretty. You really think she looks that uptight and old?
>>33318459My theory is glasses ruin the f -> m looksmatch gen.
>>33318460Height and weight please
>>33318459I wear them, but they're not the same style. Mine are rounded
>>33318411Just don't arrive late. Relax.
suddenly felt depressed so im pinching my nipple
>>33318465I don't think she looks that old but she looks a lot older than me (I'm 21) and she definitely has a sort of "boss babe" type of vibe going.
>>33318471Is it of any comfort
>>33318460He's saying anything to have sex with you
>>33318456Shit, I didn't save the images and I deleted the chats.
>>33318476Should still be in your library
>>33318423Men and women were never meant to be best friends, nobody benefits from this type of transactional relationship
>>33318475but why would he want to have sex with a fatty?
>>33318479Would you like a hug instead
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Tinder was the best thing to happen to this generation
>>33318477Nah they're completely gone from my side. Library is empty, archives empty, hidden images empty.
>>33318484Weird did you refresh
>>33318483>he doesn’t know that he’s looking at a bot account You poor, poor soul
>>33318483Wonder what that tattoo says
>>33318485Yeah. Ah, whatever.
men
do you like having your nipples pinched?
>>33318462I remember them being good from the start. Hell not even just them everyone could act like a normal person it was just me who had no idea how to do that.
>If you have a high IQ,Yeah I'm fucked lol
>>33317807Yes, very much so.
>>33318494do not touch them
>>33318489One for me one for you. Hang in there.
>>33318494Good to know that she wants me but does nothing in terms of sensation
foid you like men stop lion and be a nest
>>33318494They're very sensitive, unfortunately.
>>33318495Yeah, I mean I know how it is. Everything is 10 times harder when you are born one of us.
But surely if you're here you're pretty high-functioning and can learn things. Even how to mimic a human fairly well.
>>33318467Nope. Now it looks like a manlet with a great jawline. Heavy ftm energy. The estrogen overwhelms it so we must have sóya instead.
>>33318503this image is what SICK, DISGUSTING, ATOGERS want.
>>33318514Yeah. I don't know. Skill issue or something?
>>33318513Maybe you're just a beta but trg female version of a beta and it knows that and generates accordingly
>>33318516I'll take "fuckthainose"
>>33318503cute, thanks anon
>>33318516M
This is really tough to pick between my favorite 2 but it’s either gonna be
I <3 JEW ASS
Or
PING PONG PUSSY SHOW
>>33318516You'll just forget me after this
>>33318516F
have good aids
>>33318516Also I'm noticing a conspicuous gap where "I <3 JEW BOOBS" should be
>>33318516M
Pussy Terrorist
>>33318516M
Holy shit I almost missed “DAFT CUNT”
Now that’s a quality bracelet
>>33318516holy shit my sides how did imiss this
>>33318528It is what it is
State gender
On a scale of 1-10, how evil is it for a girl to sleep with someone twice, claim that he raped her and the guy ending up taking his life because of the accusations?
>>3331855010 if it was consensual
>>33318550Who is this based on
M or F
How do you do with eye contact?
>>33318557M. depends how much effort i feel like putting into the social interaction
if it's a no-effort day, zero
otherwise, i try a normal and reasonable 10-20% (if I remember).
Women are you a cute girl or an ugly one
>>33318557M
Very very poorly. I’m working on it though
>>33317721 (OP)Joining a new ttrpg group soon. Advice on how to subtly flirt with any qts that might happen to be there if I win the lottery?
>tfw no qt nerdy gamer gf to hobby with
M or F
Should you confess your love to someone with some notes in hand if there is a lot to keep track of?
>>33318569In character you bully her but in person you use your rizz on her.
Alternatively find out what she thinks is romantic and figure out how to naturally romance an npc
>>33318574M
What? Keep track of what? And why do you have so much of it that you need a script to keep track of it.
>>33318573Just because it's unrealistic doesn't mean I can't hope to see a unicorn
>>33318584You and every other sweaty virgin nerd that'll be simping over her. Good luck with that.
>>33318557M. It doesn't bother me. What does bother me is trying not to stare into their soul for too long like a sociopath.
M or F
How often do you workout?
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1751693921650867.webm
>>33318590M
Never
Still skinny as fuck though
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>>33318574M. That worked in an old movie with Jennifer Aniston in it, but after hearing what modern women say about that scene, uh, I'm not sure that's a good idea.
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>>33318590M
Like every other day, sometimes I’ll miss a couple days because I am afflicted with The Melancholy.
Also, what the hell she’s SO hot.
>>33318590M and I have a 5/week routine written down but I usually end up missing a couple days of it.
>>33318590Once a week if I'm not too busy for muh martial arts group
>tfw dad bod tier at 6'1" and a stable ~225lbs
did you know the lock cylinder is called a 'bible' because it vaguely looks like a book in some types of locks
Women, would you let your hypothetical boyfriend blindfold and handcuff your hands behind your back so he can feed you by hand?
Women, what would you do in this situation?
>>33318581Because I’m really into this person
>>33318618What are you taking notes of
>>33318621Am guy, but women do seem to like those little yellow autistic bastards
>>33318624A general flow for what I’m gonna say
>>33318633In any case seems like a bad idea. Are you autistic.
>>33318634>2020 OlympicsDid anyone even watch them?
>>33318634they still do these things?
>>33318633Nta but a girl I was seeing (fwb) asked me why I liked her and I had to take 5 minutes to write down some notes and why I did like her. She thought it was sweet. Got had that night.
>>33318637Maybe…
So I should just improvise then?
I'm going to piss my dick off
>>33318643That's super cute. It's like almost poetry.
>>33318643Nice, the girl I love is smart so she'll either see this as really cool and thoughtful or sad that I had to create notes lol
Women, is this your game plan?
>>33318648just make sure this girl is actually horny for you because otherwise this is gonna go over like a terrorist hostage announcement
>>33318643Got head*
>>33318647Explain?
>>33318648I believe in you
>>33318652Idk just the idea of writing down what you love about someone seems really romantic and cute to me.
>>33318648Get drunk together and tell her you like her. Then when she says “shut up you’re just drunk” you double down and say “yes but I’ll still feel the same in the morning”
It's funny how all the girlboss songs were written by men
>>33318651I know she was really horny for me at one point... she's an ex lol. We've been friends now for a while but she was sniffing me again which she hasn't done since before we broke up so I have a feeling now is my chance
>>33318659Next, figure out which type of man.
Then you'll realize it.
>>33318657Ahh I see, I’m glad it comes off that way. I’m kinda stupid and bad with words so I need the crutch
>>33318663I think it's also good you took the time to think about it and write it down.
>>33317721 (OP)>like girls>they dont like that>hate girls>they dont like that eitherjust fucking end my stupid fucking incel life
https://vocaroo.com/18YIdXb06iop
>>33318660yeah go for it, green light
>>33318665Yeah, that was also super important to me. I wanted to make sure I meant what I said and that I said what I wanted to.
>>33318660>she was sniffing meYeah, you’re gonna do fine bud
>>33318621I’m sure it has happened, but no
>>33318666it's going to be okay, anon... do not hate...
>>33318650No, I was too ambitious and now I’m getting my PsyD. successful and married to someone successful. Staying in shape and sex comes with no ulterior motives
Women
Do small penises feel good at all? Think about 6 inches give or take. Or would you prefer being eaten out at that point?
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>>33318688>marriedHow is becoming a mother going?
>>33318699Why do they all get these retarded fucking tattoos?
>>33318666Is that you on the guitar bro
You can never please everyone so best is to live life for you
>>33318699I wonder how much productive work she actually does in a day
>>33318650Based whore
>>33318701Because these people are a bunch.of lemmings and ironically see it as cool and rebellious. Same with dudes with those retarded forearm sleeve tats.
>>33318590M, I don't
I just watch what I eat and try to keep active
>>33318659Because it's mostly men pulling the strings in the music industry still. Commercial music is all about appealing to the lowest common denominator and trying to make as much money as possible.
>>33318634Damn bro got given a microhug
>>33318557M, I hate it as I'm ADHD but years of working customer service and front desk etc. brute forced me into being able to emulate "normal" eye contact
I avoid eye contact with everyone when I'm just out and about though
>>33318538Daft Cunt - I Feel It Coming
>>33318488It says "my dad will kill you"
>>33318463M, some are entitled retards who've never actually worked a day in their life, but most are fine desu
>>33318369>laying in bed on a Saturday morning instead of doing something productiveMe as a moid rn, cba to greet my housemates
>>33318516I love the random melancholy "I Miss You" amidst all the sex crazed ones so I'm picking that one
>>33318313I would if I was home alone
>>33318238>MangosteenI thought this was a Cuphead reference
>>33318214Strawberry
>>33318176My looksmatch is apparently an impenetrable pit of darkness and despair
>>33318746Now it's giving sea of mist with a foreboding ghastly face of terror peering back at me through the fog
stealing is just non consensual findom
State gender. How do you feel about the fact that we are just a few years away from being able to create human egg and sperm cells in the laboratory? This means, for example, that people will be able to have children that are genetically theirs at any age and regardless of fertility, and that same-sex couples will be able to have children together.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/jul/05/lab-grown-sperm-and-eggs-scientists-reproduction
>>33318761f, dont give a fuck
it will only be available to the uber rich anyways and they probably have been doing it since forever already
*shrug*
>>33318761M
Nothing ever happens
>>33318761M
I don't want children and I'll never raise one.
>>33318761>and that same-sex couples will be able to have children together.This should be illegal.
>>33318759Tfw you cuck the bank CEO
>>33318761>that people will be able to have children that are genetically theirs at any ageI don't think people understand how much energy a child takes.
People have kids in their 20's and 30's and are exhausted, wtf are going to do when they're 50?
>>33318173>school teachers and librariansAre you saying all of these are dumb lol
>>33318154Which movie dude
>>33318780Harvest organs from the poor and the children of the poor to maintain their youth.
>>33318095Based New Game! and WataMote enjoyer
>>33318789why would they create babies with expensive methods for that when you can just go pick them up in third world slums for free?
>>33318005Back when FromSoftware made interesting games
>>33318761Sounds like a recipe for disaster kek
>>33318756Real
Well I just tried copilot instead
Why does she look like 40 lmao
Kind of a baddie though not gonna lie...
Women, can you eat your own pussy?
>>33318799it seems to love the realistic skin texture a bit much, but yeah, she‘s cute
>>33318806Yeah it's a but uncanny but thx
>>33318805Back off she's mine
>>33318795They still make cool games desu but they’re veering into a weird ass direction right now
>>33318814I guess you could say they're veering From Software to commercial Shite
>go to r9k
>dyke porn on first page
Why do moids like this shit? I'm about to vomit
>>33318280There was a black guy on my street called Callum who used to throw bricks at me and he ended up getting a hot white gf
There's hope for Callums out there apparently
>>33318818Why do foids cream themselves looking at roided men fucking each other's assholes?
>>33318818>r9k>moidsr9k is a femcel board
>>33317957>While growing up, his mother had encouraged him to learn piano, but he struggled with music theory. He has said that he was good with rhythm and enjoyed playing the djembe, but did not listen to music for fun until the age of 15Pfft, explains why his trite appeals to the commercial masses
>>33318820I wish I was black
Women
A girl I know/like is moving so I got her a little decoration for her new place, just a set of corkboard tiles and stuff to hang it with
To go with this/get it started, I also printed off some photographs of some pictures she sent me of when she went to an event she was excited for, since I figured they must be good memories for her
She sent them over 6 months ago though, so my question is: Will it creep her out to know that I remembered them and printed them?
>>33318825I don't
Also his father was in prison so he had a single elite mom lol
>>33318829*white mom (she was not elite)
Black girls need to stop pretending guys don't like em
>>33318816Eh, they’re trying shit that’s new for them but not new for everyone else. And having different guys direct games. It’s good for them to try stuff out for themselves despite some of the old fans disliking it.
>>33318827Sounds like stalker behaviour to me
>>33318827eh, rule of thumb for house warming gifts imo is to either make them seasonal or something that gets used up, so in case they don‘t like it they can discreetly not use it without feeling like they hurt anyones feelings. Something that has to be hung up and displayed seems to be the worst. I usually go for fancy snacks, tea, candles or seasonal throw blankets for that purpose. It‘s a sweet idea, maybe it‘s exactly her style and she‘ll love it tho. Idk about the pics, but it might be cute too to have something to put on the tiles right away. It‘s hard to tell how it will be received, it really depends on her. Which is why I usually go with less risky options, lol.
>>33318818>Why do moids like this shit?Girls good, men bad
2 girls goodgood
>>33318119I met my ex at a bar
I met the one before that just through my friend cause his sister started hitting on me
>>33317934Bro was serving cunt in that battle tho
>>33317908The 4th of July is a gay made up holiday designed to push American nationalist propaganda
>don't stick your dick in crazy
It's cunny because moids consider every woman crazy
>>33317877Sometimes I'm jealous of you people who date girls who play video games
>>33318692My best dildo is 4 inches but I prefer being eaten out over any type or size of dick
>>33318857duh, moid definition of not crazy is does everything I want without asking anything in return
>>33318857"ugh, the dumb bitch is complaining about the piss puddles again >:(" crazy is different from "bpdemon slashed my tires again, never came so hard in my life" crazy
>>33318865>>33318857"Moids" just want a stable girlfriend to marry, not some abusive individual. You're probably BPD if you believe men don't want that
>>33318857>It's cunnyDo you know what that word means?
>>33318870>moid version of abusive: wants you to pay half of the bills on time and put your socks in the hamper, not on the floor next to it
>>33318698>tfw tempted to fill this out
>>33318871she meant funny you moron
but desu cunny works too in that context
>>33317768>somehow told nobody for the entire yearWhy would he tell anybody that he's failing kek?
I did this once and had to repeat the year (my final year in college)
Then I did it again twice in my final year of college
>>33318873idk why you hate men so much falam, can't you just find a another one if one disappoints you
>>33318875>moronWhy are you being mean?
>>33318877no need, I already have mine
>>33318878I'd never live it down, and it'd be held against me forever ITT.
>when she slept with more women than you.
Women are so loose it's unreal
>>33317768*final year before
Wow I'm actually retarded
>>33317773Redpill me on it, does it have good design flexibility?
I might nap and then try it this afternoon to distract myself from linking up with my ex again
>>33317747There's a time when it isn't weird here?
>>33318883your reputation is in the gutter already anyways, can‘t get much worse
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>>33318888It can always be worse.
>>33318873>put your socks in the hamper, not on the floor next to itIt's insane how often my ex and I fought over this shit. He'd throw all his trash on the floor next to the trash can. And then he invited the boys over and panicked and yelled at me to help him clean up because "housework is 50:50!!!" even though my way of life simply didn't result in every room being overrun with garbage, laundry, dishes and legos.
>>33318892I hate messy people. Death to them all.
>>33318890I think QT fills every square
>>33318865My Little Cunny
>>33318886Kek
I mostly dated bi girls so I guess they all mogged me
>>33318892real, like holy shit just wait a nano second for the ketchup to stop flowing before jamming it shut and splattering it everywhere
>>33318886>I've only slept with one woman>she has slept with more women than all my exbfs combined, and she has slept with more men than I haveI think some people just have a lot of sex regardless bof expectations.
>>33318890Get out of my fucking head reeeee
Only ones that don't apply are I make music and am not fat
>>33317773I tried it at first. But between the fact that it's HEAVILY censored and the shitty way the devs behaved, I ended up abandoning it.
>>33318901>am not fatMy brother in Christ, I saw the selfie you took back in March.
>>33318894Yeah I basically do lmao
>>33318901>>33318900Gross, wonder how many STDs she has
>>33318903>the shitty way the devs behavedWho gives a shit about them lol
They are puppets to AI
>>33318905She had none, which made the fact I technically have one I was born with even more embarrassing.
>>33318904That was before I started workin again but I'm not obese ffs lol
>>33318907>was born withWell you can't exactly help that
>>33318906I'm not jesus or holy just some retard
>>33318910>Well you can't exactly help thatDoesn't stop some people from holding it against me.
>>33318904Here is selfie I took for this
>>33318799 btw kek https://ibb dot co/W40ZfMhb
I think by American standards I'm not quite a fatso
>>33318905>Who gives a shit about them lolThey are puppets to AI
Because they basically censored any constructive criticism, banned people left nad right for no reason and lied about censorship not affecting the ai. Unfortunately you have to give a shit about them, because they were actively making the site worse for no good reason.
>>33318911): tell them to fuck off
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>>33318799HAH
Copilot is the hack for glasses anons and people looking for something that isn't just a genderswapped version
>>33318915Well I presume there are people out there trying to build rivals/clones and eventually one can bullshit the censored one, but yeah it sucks when technology is restricted and biased like this
i think i have a pussy fucking fetish
>>33318917Hiya bbno$
>>33318919*boycott the censored one...
>>33318917I asked it to gender swap my male looksmatch to see if it ends up looking like me and it kinda did but also not
>>33318921That sounds gay.
>>33318921You mean you're straight?
I hope you don't mean actual cats...
>>33318923Interesting
I just tried the same thing and agree, it's like an uncanny valley normie version
>>33318925I also asked it to make teenage version of me from the pic I uploaded, should not have done that lol
>>33318893Based, they also drive me at the wall
It's not hard to keep things tidy ffs. I think these people just don't care and are selfish
>>33318923Mine doesn't look anything like me. Opposite features almost, outside of dark wavy hair and glasses
>>33318892>every room being overrun with garbage, laundry, dishes and legos>yelled at me to help him clean upwomen really date guys like this fucking christ
>>33318928Weird. Mine has similar features but not quite. Looks more like me than some totally different phenotype but if I showed it to my mom she would not think it‘s based on me.
>>33318926Lool what was it like
>>33318892Chad doesn't need to be neat or clean
>>33318935Ngl when I read stories like this I don't imagine they're dating chad lmao
>>33318934it gave her slight cross eyes but basically she just looks happy and innocent, made me feel sorry for fucking it all up for her lol
Holy shit you can tell it's weekend and people are living their life. Literally the most boring atoga thread in the whole week.
>>33318936Man, I can’t imagine dating someone who has so little respect for their own living quarters and partner. What the fuck.
>>33318936Why else would they put up with that? Chadshit
>>33318938Have patience. The femanons have been getting celebration tick all night and they're oversleeping.
>>33318940Some women seem to put up with a lot if the guy is confident and charming enough
>>33318938Kek
Meanwhile it's the afternoon here and I'm still bedrotting
>>33318939Fr
>>33318937>made me feel sorry for fucking it all up for her lolLool I'm sure AI girl understands <3
Or maybe with the cross eyes she's too retarded to anyway
>>33318699We’re adopting when I’m done with studies, so not long now.
>>33318945Women do literally anything for chad it's crazy
>>33318948Bro is being cucked by chad once again
>>33318949It's more common than you think
State gender
If you had to choose, how would you die: killed by hyenas (ripped apart and devoured while alive) or killed by a giant spider (paralyzed and melted from the inside while alive)
>>33318612I'd 100% throw my pair of shoes at his face.
>>33318953Hyenas but they both majorly suck
do i tell my gf when girls flirt with me when im out by myself?
Girls what are you going thru right now
>>33318953M
Hyenas. I nearly shit myself watching the Shelob scenes in LoTR.
>>33318973If you want? Don't see why it matters. Maybe any funny stories
>>33318974I want a baby but can't make one alone in my room, so my body is throwing a tantrum.
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>>33318976Like, totally empty? Are you gonna go to the store for anything?
>>33318979I mean, there is some milk and half a cabbage, I‘ll get groceries after the weekend, cba
>>33318953Male
It depends on the spider
>>33318978What would you do with the baby
>>33318980>some milk and half a cabbageLol better than nothing ig
You gonna order anything or just live on that for 2 days?
>>33318983I will drink milk and steamed cabbage I suppose, maybe I have some almonds and rice in the cupboard
>>33318986Make rice pudding with some cinnamon, cardamom, and almond extract
>>33318987thats a great idea actually, I just might
thanks!
>>33318983>What would you do with the babyRaise them to be as happy, healthy, and enriched as possible. I'd provide them with as many opportunities as I could so they could feel like they can pursue what makes them happiest, and I'd support them all the way.
>>33318989Do the cabbage with chicken stock, s&p, paprika, onion & garlic powder, and red pepper flakes
>>33318990Why are women like tits?
>>33318974Whx is he calling her a sissy censored?
>>33318987Based rice pudding enjoyer
>>33318990She was testing his loyalty
Why are you complaining about Natalie Portman being hot though
>>33318991Wholesome
>>33319000Bruh I can't tell if trolling
>>33318999>cardamom When I'm working at the store and flirt with a MILF by IDing her to check she's over 25
m or f
how can the other sex make your life easier?
>>33319005M
Don't think they can.
My life's easiness has very little to do with something women specifically can do.
>>33319005Male
Be friendly to me and generally be more open to being friends
Don't make me feel like I'm doing something wrong if I develop a crush on a girl because I already feel guilty enough
>>33319005F, idk, I rarely interact with men in any meaningful capacity
>>33319005M
Actually seeing me.
Gender and age
3 minutes after reading this, you're inmediately transported to the ultimate showdown of the ultimate destiny. What do you do to survive?
Are you a Doomer about the current state of the world?
Why won't you just give me one night, una noche? I'll give you the time of your life. :)
>>33319005M
Cook and do my ironing jkk
Nah I don't expect or need them to do anything, but it's always nice when women are kind and helpful and listen to you, they can brighten your day
I remember working with nursed and they would give me lifts to and from work (else I'd have to get the bus) and cakes they brought in for everyone and other cute things, and sometimes we'd all go for a smoke and walk to the store together on our break, just shit like that
>>33319017I'm just a doomer in general desu
I think everything comes in waves and a lot of the problems we're currently facing will bounce back eventually
>>33319019It's an ancient meme song from the 2000s by a band called Lemon Demon. Where all the superheroes and action heroes get in a big Hunger Games fight to the last man.
>>33319016Male 29
I need more context
>>33319016I pretend I'm the guy selling snacks and doing the announcements and then say I have to go to the bathroom and just wait for everyone else to kill each other
>>33319022I've lived long enough to recognize most of what people are shitting themselves about are temporary patterns and cycles, not a dangerous new normal that must be rEsIsTeD. Like a lot of the T-Dog policies my family and peers are outraged about, even the dumber ones, aren't that different from the kind of stuff I heard growing up and politically coming of age during the Bush Junior years.
was talking dating history with my gf and she mentioned she downloaded tinder once and that she got hundreds of matches on the same day. i’m not surprised because she’s beautiful but on the other hand it has made me insecure because why does she pick me? is it really that easy for women?
>>33319023Yeah, I looked it up.
I know Two Trucks, but never heard of this.
>>33319029>on the other hand it has made me insecureFucking retard.
>>33319005Also Tinkerbell is a babe. I remember having a dream about a thumbelina gf that went to sleep in a matchbox
>>33319026I pretend I'm selling individual cigarettes on the street at a reduced rate and then I get strangulated and suffocated to death by local police when they catch me at it, sparking mass moral outrage.
>>33319029>I will break up with my gf because she once downloaded tinder ok
>>33319005So first they do everything in their power to make it shitty, because for some reason I'm an evil supporter of patriarchy and guilty of Chad's continued abuse, and they they start asking these stupid, attention-seeking questions?
>>33319029>is it really that easy for women?Yes I remember my hot friend got like 50+ matches in an evening
But obviously she likes you if she's with you when she could just be hooking up with chads rn or whatever. So stop being an ungrateful bastard
>>33318974ADHD, Menopause, Midlife Crisis.
>>33319039>ADHDRelatable
>Menopause, Midlife Crisis.Less relatable, I hope you get thru it though
What are you worrying about?
>>33319005F. Don't take my niceness as sexual/romantic interest. I'm tired of having to walk the line between kind and seemingly interested.
Is it just me or did the registrar at my community college give me a telekinetic prostate massage with her psychic abilities while I was sitting around in the waiting room?
>>33319042>Don't take my niceness as sexual/romantic interestJust glasses licking and twerking then?
>>33319044>telekinetic prostate massage with her psychic abilities This is a lot of words to say she was hot
>>33319045Unless a chick (who isn't a stripper and isn't being paid to do that) has her ass in your face or directly asks if you want to see her tits or pussy, she's not interested, dude.
>>33318182>giving chatgpt your fucking fotoYou are incredibly mentslly deranged.
>>33319048>directly asks if you want to see her tits or pussy, she's not interested, dudeAt that point I still wasn't sure if they were interested desu or just very friendly
>>33319029Because you know she has options and you don't
It doesn't even feel special she's with you because you were probably just in the vicinity and there's a better match somewhere else
Why do some people text or have sex with their ex, when it will make their life complex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byxBGWdoaXo
>>33319042Fs further segregate the part of their life where they seek to change or upgrade their romantic or casual sex partner, but men basically can't know *why* the F is being nice and if she's actually romantically interested, then they're supposed to spot some obscure clues that could as well be wrong, otherwise she gets the ick. Despite this, she's sometimes not single 90% of the time.
>>33318973I wanna know. Were they hot?
A guy I delivered to yesterday wanted greet me formally by hand and I gave it to him. He almost kissed it. It was gloved lol. He had that golden retriever energy.
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>>33317721 (OP)Women,
Thoughts on your man doing this to you?
>>33319029My gf had 26,000 "likes" on OkCupid.
I only had 400.
>>33319050>omg the lizard people will make me give them my dna to buy potatoes and then they clone me to use me for satanic child sacrifice spirit cookings to satisfy baal and molochok
>tfw ex gf tells me last night that the bar we met at has just re-opened
>we agree to get a drink like good ol times
>tfw today her health issues are playing up badly again so she's going back home with her sister to stay with family again for a while
Idk if this is still salvageable or if I need to just let her go
>>33319061No, but ChatGPT will generate AI tulpas of you and spark an AI zombie apocalypse where there are few real humans left and only computer-generated drones that imitate the bare bones of what constitutes humanity while assimilating other real people aggressively into a cyberspace prison dimension.
>>33318818Lesbian porn is the most popular category with women
>>33319063sounds rad, lets fucking go
Have you ever met your Eskimo Brother? (Someone who has had sex with the same woman as you)
>>33319055Lol funny post
Also based E-rotic
People are impulsive and emotional and stupid, but I don't think texting your ex is always a terrible idea depending on the circumstances
>>33319038>could just be hooking up with chads rn or whateverThat comes later. Especially if she did it in the past. Be on your guard, or don't- won't change her behavior.
>>33317773Yes, I use Janitor ai
>>33319018What did you do, anon?
I just woke up.
>>33319061You are not helping your case, schizo.
>>33319045If I lick your glasses or twerk on your cock, then yes you can take that as explicit interest. Fuck you.
>>33319066Have I ever had sex with a woman?
No
>>33319068Sounds very cynical to me
>>33319071who said I am trying to do that
>>33319059It's awkward and not very pleasurable, I wish he stopped doing it
>>33319073nta but although cynical, doesn't seem wrong. If she has so many options, what makes you special? Do you think that your "love" is good enough?
>>33319072>Someone is generally confused and asking for clarification>Your response is "fuck you"Huh
>>33319073>Sounds very cynical to meSounds very realistic. Past behavior is a good indicator of what's going to happen. We think we're special, but oftentimes we really aren't. If she has many exes, you'll become an ex.
>>33319077>If she has so many options, what makes you special?Something about you appealed to her I guess and you formed a bond
>>33319067>Also based E-rotichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM
Many different bonds, one after another, all unique and fun. That's what living your best life is about.
>>33319078He's mocking the fact he and other anons ITT tricked me into thinking that licking a crush's glasses to clean them would be sexy to him. It wasn't.
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>>33319079>If she has many exes, you'll become an exYeah I guess I had it coming
Brb killing myself
>>33319082Dr. Jones been real quiet since this dropped
>>33319080That "bond" is worth less and sounds more and more implausible with each passing day,
>>33319029>>33319077Just get the fattest, ugliest and most autistic single mother you can find if devotion comes from a lack of opportunities in the male world view
>>33319055You rhymed, but it's possibly because it was over something that could be resolved and they work well together and love one another outside of ___ issue
Why are women so vocal during sex?
>>33319078Bro doesn't know the lore
I was just taking the piss
>>33319089>Just get the fattest, ugliest and most autistic single mother you can findI don't know if rule breaker will date him
>>33319083>Be yourself>Get 0 bonds and connections with people>Great success.
>You WILL trust women, despite everything suggesting that 99% of them aren't trustworthy
Soudns about right.
>>33319091Because it's incredibly hot
>>33319091>Why are women so vocal during sex?I wouldn't know
>>33319094Trust no one
>>33319005Ummmmm. I don't want to make a list.
I'd just like a house husband.
>>33319099>I'd just like a house husbandDon't you live on welfare?
That kid is not eatin good
>>33319094Woman you know say Me go blame
Woman now say Daddy Me maybe fuck somebody down the lane
They lick my bum bum down
>>33319091Why are men not vocal in sex? It feels good. You can express pleasure. You don't live with your parents do you?
>>33319055>>33319067>>33319082>>33319087>real boomer hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
>>33319098>Trust no oneBut, but, she chose you! She really did!
>>33319102Because I just make exaggerated porno orgasm noises
>>33319100I am not on welfare.
>>33319102I don't sound good
>>33319104I miss I'd cummed of age in the '90s :(
>>33319106You should make Duke Nukem noises instead.
>>33319102But men are vocal during sex, give good enough head and you'll hear whimpering
>>33319005I wish women weren't so critical of men publicly
Or at least let us criticize women
>>33319091It's not like I WANT to sound like a dying whale during sex, it just comes out if I don't actively stifle it.
>>33319094I could fuck 50 men today but I don't want to. If husbands could cheat 50 times per day they would, but they only cheat as often as they find willing partners. Just look at male gay fidelity if you want a glimpse into male trustworthiness under unregulated sexuality opportunity;
>Among married females 85% reported sexual fidelity. Among married men, 75.5% reported sexual fidelity. Among homosexual males in their current relationship, 4.5% reported sexual fidelity.
>>33319104Not a boomer just an ex-club rat kek
RIP Popworld Chelmsford kek
>>33319114Open relationships and group sex are more common in homosexualistic communities.
>>33319087Where is your trip?
>>33319106Hot, I like noisy guys. Panting, grunting, breathing heavy, make some nooooooise!
>>33319115Did you dress full club kid like with the makeup and bright neon fishnet shirts and shit? Did you go full Michael Alig?
>>33319119All women do, really.
>>33319116Consensual partner-swapping or group sex is not infidelity.
>>33319118>Where is your trip?Where is my lawyer?
>>33319119From me, it just sounds autistic instead of hot
>>33317721 (OP)Women are lucky I can't change my cock size. I'd be stretching holes
>>33319114>reportedYeah i don't believe this shit
>>33318557I look at boobs too much. Sorry femanons.
>>33319126I wail and sob after women forcibly sodomize me against my will with strap-ons or with prostate massagers. My anus bleeds in torment.
>>33319120I had some colourful tye dye shirts and some fishnet-esque black and white shirts yeah lol. Makeup was usually just if friends did it on me for a laugh. Lots of good times dancing to Vengaboys and other shite, doing coke with the girls in the bathroom and off my face kek.
I wish I had a gf that would make me whimper
>>33318557M
I don't make eye contact
>>33319128You could give someone a gauge piercing in their ears with your cock.
>>33319127But I want to make him make dumb noises
>>33319114NTA, but I personally don't think things like ONS are really interesting.
I want somebody who knows my sexual desires and I have talked to and explored with in depth.
A fling can never give me that.
>>33319136I will make dumb noises <3 like "what are you doing aaa' and "I'm calling the police"
>>33319135No, I want it to feel like she's got a water bottle in her pussy
What does it mean that I had a nightmare about missing my flight to Bratislava until I realized it was actually a week later? Dream interpretation?
>>33319102>Why are men not vocal in sex? It feels good. You can express pleasureWe're desperately trying not to cum.
>>33319138That is definitely her lol. She's doing her psych qualification and always mentions how successful and fit she is here
>>33319143Do you show face on redtoga?
>>33319102They're repulsed by your gross fat body
Yours specifically
Are there girls ITT who have not made guy moan
>>33319144No wonder she's having all those threesomes.
>>33319140I actually had a gay friend who when he was first sexually experimenting with other men hooked up with a creepy old guy who forcibly shoved a water bottle up his ass after fucking him and giggled while he made my friend's anus bleed.
It was his first experience being raped and sometimes I still think about reading his blog about it.
>>33319148I knew this one chick who was a nurse in the Air Force or some shit whose hoe phase basically consisted of having lots of lesbian threesomes.
>>33319150NTA, but asking cus curious
>>33319148I still remember encouraging her years ago to use dating apps and change the settings to both men and women
Little did I know she would become a swinging lezzer
>>33319138Again, stop being such a fucking creep.
>>33319153Whoa, based. Is she hot?
>>33319153>threesomes with nurses in the Air Force
>>33319157I haven't been here since April.
>>33319156You should've been her best man at the wedding.
>>33319149I just want women to really like my cock
>>33319158Yeah, she kind of had this '80s-'90s young Winona Ryder vibe when she was dressed in civilian clothes.
>>33319165>she kind of had this '80s-'90s young Winona Ryder vibeIs that when she had a pixie cut?
>>33319162So how did that picture of you get out in the wild?
>>33319170I told you, that was a screengrab that reptile stole from when we vidchatted to purposefully make me look fat/ugly because I was switching positions.
>>33319165What a babe
>>33319161More like worst man lol she hates me
>>33318176Old one from when we did this before. He does look like he could be my brother lol
>>33319172>make me look fat/ugly because I was switching positionsThis is some serious copium
>>33319172You were vidchatting with him, of all people?
>>33319172>that was a screengrab that reptile stole from when we vidchattedChicks really do dig jerks.
>>33319177I know it was taken that way. And so does he, because he needs to OD on copium.
>>33319179She had all the classic atoga groomers in her server
>>33319179I give people chances to not be shit. This doesn't make me a bad person.
>>33319165USAF and USN uniforms look hot on women.
>>33319190Any uniforms look hot on women
>>33319186>give people chances to not be shitThink that ship sailed long ago with ol crocodilo
>>33319186NTA.
Can we vidchat? I'm pretty lonely 2bh.
>>33319186Give us some lore about him. He deserves it after all.
>>33319186>This doesn't make me a bad person.It kinda does though?
>he abuses his partnerRulebreaker: "This is fine with me."
>he has sex with childrenRulebreaker: "This is fine with me."
>he shares your photosRulebreaker: "Now that it affects me personally IT'S OVER THE LINE."
>>33319172>purposefully make me look fat/ugly because I was switching positions
>>33319194Val is RB? Makes sense, lol.
>>33319183>>33319186I didn't have any real opinion on you so far, but this is despicable.
You are an enabler by periphery and yes that definitely does make you a bad person.
I'm actually grossed out now.
>>33319197she should post one she thinks looks better to restore her honor
>>33319197She probably used to be cute when she was young desu and then became a troll
>>33319198who is val now?
>>33319183What about the guy that fucks his daughter? Was he in there?
>>33319197The Face of Polygamy
>>33319197Wait a second.. WAIT A SECOND
Is this that retard who has an IG, proudly displaying her being poly??
>>33319199>enabler by peripheryI tried to get that shit shut down multiple times by flooding it with porn and other things, good times lol
>>33319202Retard thinks that's short for Valkyrie.
>>33319141Sounds like a classic anxiety dream, similar to dreams where you miss an exam or arrive unprepared for a big presentation. Are you actually going to Slovakia? Going to visit the mountains?
>>33319206>I tried to make it better by making it worse instead of just reporting it like a normal person
>>33319200Legit, she might as well just post a better selfie lol
>>33319207>Retard thinksYou took off your name, Val.
>>33319205>you can't keep a princess down
>>33319212Ofc course I reported it too lol and we circulated screenshots etc. but discord loves groomers so there was no consequence
At that point it was guerilla warfare or bust
>>33319207Ikr? It's only the first three letters.
>>33319208I don't remember, but it was a few months ago where I was sexting with a femanon on r9k, she sent me a mail to a throwaway mail.
Thing is, she didn't use a throwaway mail, so I just google whatever mail handle it was and it turned up an IG account of a fat light haired white trash woman being into poly and proud of it.
I never replied to it, because fuck she was so unattractive.
>>33319216Yeah that kind of attitude with countless short videos of her looking trashy.
>>33319221Cheers boss
I mostly did it to make rule breaker seethe though ngl, she was so mad lol
I wanted to do like a ventrilo-style harassment with a duke nukem soundboard but never bothered
>>33319223that sounds very entertaining
>>33319114I don't really care about this 35 year old married woman world. The single women who are theoretically available date serially, with very brief interruptions, and have hookup stories to tell. Fidelity isn't relevant. A young woman won't necessarily cheat on you, she will dump you and then get her back blown out the next day, and that doesn't count as cheating.
>talk to a guy for a couple of weeks
>he opens up about his loneliness
>offer to be his friend
>offer to introduce him to groups that have the same hobbies as him
>recommend some online communities
>he doesn't want any of it
>kind of disheartening but ok, i'll tone it down
>tell him i'm celibate by choice and it's important to me
>he wants to talk anyway
>complains about loneliness again
>tell him both of my offers still stand
>he gets mad
>ask him what steps he would take to overcome his loneliness
>"why tf do i gotta do everything by myself when you had everything handed to you"
>as if i haven't initiated every friendship i have and hadn't just repeatedly offered him friendship
What does he want and what is his problem?
>>33319225It's not. Drama is cringe and we'd all be better off without it.
>>33319224>I wanted to do like a ventrilo-style harassment with a duke nukem soundboard but never botheredOldfag confirmed.
>>33319225I am not too much into drama, so I was just kind of grossed out and never reply to her mail. lol
Too fat to sext for me.
>>33319228If female, he wants you
>>33319228teach you the lesson that people that are lonely are lonely for a reason
>>33319228Incels largerly chose to be miserable and lazy, since it's the easy way out.
Similar to avoidants.
>>33319228Just lay it out for him and then move on.
"Hey, I understand that friends like to vent to their friends some of the time, but it feels like you're venting to me all the time. I really can't keep having conversations with you if this is how it's very often going to be."
>>33319194None of that was confirmed when I met him. That was the next year.
>>33319234>Similar to avoidants
>>33319237Unconfirmed as in... he liked to tell you that he was like that, and you thought he was just joking?
>>33319223Not my insta btw
>>33319239No, unconfirmed as in he wanted to gaslight me with love bombing and I clocked his ass. He did a 360 and went completely nuclear.
>>33319240Maybe not, I genuinely can't remember the name anyway and have long deleted the mail.
It was just a funny coincidence and honestly, I would not be surprised if there are more fat white trash poly femanons on 4chan. lol
>>33319228M
He's trying to manipulate you into sex.
>>33319228He's more comfortable staying isolated and resentful, the internet makes it too easy for these types
>>33319228In a similar situation here minus having someone to help
Part of it might be that he's not used to interacting with others, which would be my own issue if someone were to reach out to me
The other part is that if all your communities are online (unclear if you know him irl or not) those friendships don't always feel real and can make it feel worse even
For me, I'd just want one close friend for the time being, preferably an irl one. I need to be slowly reintroduced to socializing
>>33319228This is why I don't go out of my way to talk to women. The moment loneliness is mentioned, women start giving unsolicited advice.
>>33319242But you already knew the rumors because... he liked to tell people that that's how he was, right?
>>33319200>>33319213Why. I don't want to look at you guys.
Holy fuck, I just want to know who this Reptile goblin is
Why is it that sex feels physically better for women as they get older; but for men sex only degrades with age?
>>33319228He wants to have a romantic relationship with you. What he means by feeling lonely is that he feels lonely in romantic terms.
>>33319253You're in this thread because you want our attention. You're giving yourself a name because you want our attention. You're building yourself an identity because you want our attention.
Now you have it, all eyes are on you and we all think you're fat and ugly.
>>33319255I am still on the top in terms of daily count and intensity.
>>33319256>why aren't men there for each other? this would cure male loneliness
>>33319252This was before the discord, so it was before he started trip bragging, and also before he voca punched birdy I believe.
But idk my memory is shot.
>>33319257Nope. I'm on the other side of this phone for a reason. I don't like you guys. This is just a chatroom.
>>33319262It was clearly after he started bragging about being like that, because you thought you were giving him "a chance".
>>33319263Uhhhhhh 2016-7?
>>33319262>voca punched birdyso is mkg the reptile or did they both do that or what am I mixing up?
>>33319264Your actions speak louder than your words.
>tripfag/discord drama hours
>>33319269I thought this was about Exhibanon. lmao
Fucking retards, the lot of them.
>>33319264>don't like people here>talked to several people in discords and showed her faceLol, so what were you expecting when you videchatted him? You got what you deserved, fatty.
>>33319271feel free to leave
>>33319269Mkg is him. He likes to psyop he's also the jeet to throw you guys off his trail.
>>33319260>>33319255It’s because as a man ages he loses sensitivity in his extremities. Just like as he gets older, fingers and toes lose sensitivity, the same happens to the tip of the penis. Getting a bj at 20 compared to 40 is not the same
>>33319264>i-it's not that i like you, b-baka! t-this is just a chatroom! a chatroom!!
>>33319238Can confirm as a no self-esteem avoidant
>>33319230>kind of grossed out and never reply to her mail. lolBased desu, don't get dragged into that cesspit
>>33319269These oldfag lolcows are not worth wasting breath on desu, they had their 15 seconds of infamy
>>33319276Nonsense lol
>>33319237Having confidence and a great hairline really does cancel out every downside a man can have.
>>33319276nice…
but the reptile has kids, mkg claims he has none
so he is just lying, huh?
what happened to his retarded wife that is almost unable to write in a comprehensible way that he claimed it turns him on to hit her?
>>33319273Idk? Maybe some nice conversation?
If people want to be shit it just makes them look cringe. Imagine his skinny coke fingers scrambling to screenshot my camera. "Oh this is gonna make her look fat! Wait until I post this for a whole decade!"
>>33319281She's lying. You fags really believe anything anybody says about any tripfag.
>>33319276>Mkg is him>he's also the jeetexcuse me?
girls
Charlize Theron said she’s 49 and fucking men in their 20s and said the phrase “I’m having the sex now that I should have had in my 20s”. What does that quote mean to you? What does it mean to say “the sex i should have had in my 20s”? What type of sex should a 20 year old be having?
>>33319281Nope. His kids are with his ex wife. Neither are lying.
>>33319272Exhibanon is too good for Rulebreaker.
He has a weight problem and he's working hard to improve.
She has a weight problem and her weight is only increasing because she's # Beautiful At Any Size.
>>33319254He's some loser NEET who lived with his doormat wife, her parents and their kids, and convinced CB to lose her virginity to him
He would spend all day avatarfagging with cropped manga images """bragging""" about his life and was a laughing stock over at GIOYC too
>>33319287nag but it sounds to me like cope about getting older
>>33319272He is one of the less offensive tripfags. Never does any socializing even online so he is drama free.
>>33319289so are they the same person or not?
>>33319284But you are fat, lmao. He already won. Insulting him now just makes you look worse for falling for him and being in love with him.
>>33319287I think it means she's got a movie to promote and that's the angle her pr people decided to go with
>>33319290You mean had. He is skinny now but has all that loose skin now.
>>33319294They are the same person, in different situations now. Come on, keep up autismo.
>>33319296no she’s talking about real sex she’s having, not a script or character
>>33319293>Never does any socializing even online so he is drama free.No, he Discords with some of the other big names of /atoga/, it's just a drama-free Discord so you won't hear anything about it.
>>33319299so he claims to not have any kids just because he dumped them on his ex wife? holy crap what a piece of absolute shit
>>33319291>laughing stock who fucked femanons while other simps like Exhibanon are still KHHV at 30I don't know, doesn't sound like a laughing stock if he got pussy.
>>33319298Good for him. Better to have loose skin than extra weight weighing you down.
>>33319295Being in love with a lie means I am capable of seeing people heal. He can live his truth.
>>33319277I'm 38 and still an intense as fuck fucker.
>>33319307How does it feel compared to 21?
>>33319309obviously JH and QT because they keep sliming each other up
>>33319310As I said above, still the same.
My sex drive actually increased in my late 20s.
>>33319309Someone who isn't JH but gets accused of being JH because /atoga/ loves drama.
>>33319294No they're not lol he's talking shit
>>33319295It's telling how rule breaker will never post another picture of herself and claims it was a ""bad angle"" rather than just admitting she's overweight kek
>>33319303>doesn't sound like a laughing stock if he got pussyOnly by grooming people lol. He is a loser. He also had the police called on him after threatening his wife. He was doing all this degenerate sex shit and having CB over etc. while his young kids were in the house.
>>33319306>the ogre was in love with the crocodile
>>33319281Who or what is reptile now?
>>33319312I’m not the OP, but I’m 35 and haven’t had a full boner in maybe 3 years
>>33319311>>33319313So nothing actually confirmed?
>>33319291>CBSTOP MAKING UP NAAAAMES
>>33319311I don't use discord dude
I briefly talked to them like years ago when bored in the lockdowns but that was it really
JH and Exhib are cool tho
>>33319318he means neuro, calm down
I would arrange a marriage of exhibanon and blue valkyrie
>>33319316Have you talked about it before here?
There was an anon who talked about the blood cell things in his dick not swelling properly anymore.
>>33319317I don't think they're ashamed of it, you can just ask him politely the next time he's in the thread. He'll only clam up if it feels like you're going on the attack or digging for drama.
>>33319314>No they're not lol he's talking shitwho is?
>>33319321I DON'T KNOW ALL THESE FUCKING RETARDS
>>33319300She's talking to generate maximum engagement and attention, you don't know actually anything about her
>>33319314A win is a win. You know, I actually kind of like him now because it couldn't have happened to a better person than fatty scale breaker, kek.
>>33319326then shut up and lurk more idiot
>>33319290he may have a weight problem, because he's got the thickest dong of the lot
>>33319314I never said I loved him, actually.
>>33319323that wasn’t me, but I did see that post. I don’t know if that is the same issue for me or not. I just don’t get boners anymore. Maybe it’s my brain I don’t know
>>33317974I want to know too because I used to be on it
>>33319329But I need to know the drama, I'm missing out on all this sweet delicious drama.
Wah.
Waaah.
Waaaaaaaaaah.
>>33319330his dick is 6 inches at most
>>33319322He doesn't want that.
>>33319333Would you still wanna fuck?
I jerk off at least 3 times a day at my age.
Back at 20 it was just around once a day, so in my 20s my libido genuinely increased.
I guess I also got more depraved. lol
>>33319338put your trip back on exhib lol
>>33319339Right, he doesn't like racist people.
I gotta say, being a racist polygamist is so bizarre.
Like I understand being racist if you're tradlarping, if you want to RETVRN TO TRADITION.
But if you're A Girl Who Will Break the Rules then it's weird to end all your "Harem Application" posts with "Whites Only".
>>33319339have you asked?
>>33319325Rule breaka
*she
>>33319326Probably because you have a life
>>33319332See Exhibit A:
>>33319306>>33319322This is why arranged marriages should be outlawed everywhere
>>33319311>he who must not be named was the good guy all alongHe's the only one they trash while defending each other. The Thanos of /atoga/.
>>33319344>RBand who are you?
>>33319316I'm basically you but I don't feel the need to jerk off. Wait a sec, I'll make a proper post in this thread for that hm.
>>33319337cope
>>33319345I don't even hate crocodilo lol I just think he's kind of an asshole and treats women like collectibles
>>33319347>cope I have seen it. It‘s average at most.
>>33319346>who are you?ur mom lolol
>>33319339Nobody will ask him
>>33319347>>33319351Guys, I think this anon would know how big Exhib's dick is after taking it up the ass. He's an expert on his dick.
>>33319342I just don't have any attraction to nonwhites. Quit whining like you make it seem like I want to lynch every dude I don't find attractive. This is actually normal and even for a big selection of nonwhite women too.
>>33319354You are aware that he has posted it all over soctoga, right?
>>33319352I will just assume you are him then.
I got no text back hes definitely fucking other bitches
>>33317974It's on 4plebs if you want to dredge it up, but toonz days are ogre
We had some baddies here though, rip elsanon...
>>33319340>do you still wanna fuckNo, I don’t think about sex at all. I have no plans or expectation to ever have sex again
>my libido increasedWhen I was in my early 20s I could fap 3x a day easy. I could get a boner from anything instantaneously. Not anymore, I don’t fap, don’t think about sex, and it’s definitely been years since I’ve had a true real boner. I only get like half chubs now. Never feel “horny”
>>33319352Oh it's QT crashing out that I ignored him negflirting with me too.
>>33319355>Quit whining like you make it seem like I want to lynch every dude I don't find attractiveOh, you've posted some shit along those lines. I guess you can claim it was just bantz but when you're dead serious in the same posts about requiring polygamy then I wouldn't be so sure.
>>33319360Hm, if you don't feel horny, I guess that is not as bad as being horny, but unable to get an erection.
>>33319355You're not just preferential to whites, you're anti-nonwhite. That's the racist part.
>>33319358Maybe he's sleeping or playing video game
>>33319357Who, the crocodile?
He never moved past black and white images kek
>>33319355>I just don't have any attraction to nonwhitesThey don't have any attraction to you either jk
>>33319356I guess you could say he's dicking around
>>33319363it’s over for me I think. I think my penis and balls have shrunk. I watched a video by a urologist that said if you lose your sex drive for too long that the body will regress because it doesn’t need it anymore. Just like if you stop exercising; you’ll lose muscle mass. My balls look and feel smaller. My penis does too. I’m never having sex again
A woman should be neutral about other races and stick to her own. If she hates non-whites, it just makes it sound like a black guy fucked her and dumped her.
>>33319361>she thinks I was flirting with her
I'm reptile, and so's my wife
true love is rubbing both ears of your dog as she leans into your hands with her water-soaked doggo face after playing with the garden hose 7 in the morning
me being worried that my gf woke up on the wrong side of the bed every day is not.
women need to get it together instead of being fussy bitches about everything
>>33319373why don‘t you fuck your dog if you love her so much?
>>33319368>If she hates non-whites, it just makes it sound like a black guy fucked her and dumped her.No one thinks that except for you
why do you keep removing your trip?
>>33319362You guys negging me about not finding you attractive just activates the racism. So if you don't want bantz, stop shitting.
>>33319376She's posting right now about being burned by a man. You don't think she's been burned by more than one?
>>33319378>activates the racismNTA
For that to be a thing, you already have to be racist.
Other people don't magically put that into you.
>>33319373He loves his dog more than his gf...
This is why I don't trust dog people jk
>>33319378>You guys negging meShe's still coping
>>33319377You cannot shackle me heathen
>>33319369>le plausable deniability negging
Women, would you rather have a bf with a 5 inch pp or a 10 inch pp?
>>33319381>NOOOOOOOOOOO THEY HIT ME WITH THE RACIST RAY
>>33319380How can a woman even get "burned" by a black man, it's expected that he won't commit and even if he wanted to commit it probably wouldn't be welcome
>>33319381>Other people don't magically put that into you.No they do, with their actions as a whole.
>>33319387nta but do you get all your takes on reality from porn?
>>33319382I knew you were going to keep your narcissistic self, hence why I didn't say thanks when you put on a trip.
Your ego is just too fucking big and you can't accept somebody not being exposed to your worthless blunder.
>>33319389And here we go with the "I'm not racist BUT" angle.
>>33319389So you do admit you are racist, gotcha.
Do you always lie this much?
>>33319391A woman crazy enough to marry a black guy won't be a racist
>>333193845, it's not ideal but 10 is way too big
Women I like to hold onto your assholes during doggy style not dig my finger in but just hold my thumb over your anal rim, most of the pressure comes from my other 4 fingers resting above your crack, I don't like anal either but I just love feeling your anuses.
How many of you would be fine with that?
>>33319396Hey that's not me, I'm just lurking to see when the dogpiling is over so I can ask some questions. Glad it's not me for once.
>>33319399But no vidchatting this time.
>>33319392>Your ego is just too fucking big and you can't accept somebody not being exposed to your worthless blunderSee this shit just cracks me up and makes me.want to take off the trip more lol
>>33319396>>33319404Justice For JH
Brownoids deserve love too.
Do we still ask questions around here or is this just a drama thread this weekend?
>>33319337Come now anon, I've posted it next to a ruler before. Keep up with the vital ATOGA lore!
>>33319394I'm not actively racist. I do not care that much.
>>33319407Shifting your behavior to spite people is awful, yes.
You can "joke" all day long about how your bipolar ass has the biggest ego, but God forbid anybody who isn't you says a single negative word to you.
Then all of a sudden it's completely off base and they deserve to have you shit on them anyway.
>>33319407It is what it is with you narcs who love hurting others.
>>33319413Then post it again with the ruler.
Chat, who won this battle?
>>33319403It sounds like you've never had sex desu
>>33319418Obviously can't do that here, you'd have to ask elsewhere or scour the archives.
>>33319399>Get a roomI would rather not
>>33319413>do we still ask questions around hereI mean technically you just did
>posted it next to a ruler beforeNaysayers will say it was faked like the moon landings
>>33319414AHAHAHA
You are becoming a bigger lolcow by the second.
Holy shit, your pathetic behaviour in here mixed with your fat face.
Called it, white trash.
>>33319419MKG won. If his wife ever leaves him, he knows JH will be waiting for him.
>>33319423You can just repost it in redtoga you fucking idiot.
Girls
Would you date a man who has ED?
I don't want to ask you guys questions today. Have fun.
>>33319410Ironically JH prefers white people
Men and women
If you had to choose between having sex with me or dying by getting sawed in half, what would you choose?
>>33319429>you fucking idiot.Not him but it's no wonder that you don't get what you want when you ask like this.
>>33319429Ask there then, I'm not just gonna post it seemingly unprompted.
>>33319432What, you don't like getting dragged into 15 different drama arguments for existing?
I’m finding Tate and Liza incredibly difficult because they have two megas (which is literally the game cheating). Don’t want to deviate too much from my core team, but this is getting ridiculous
>>33319432Bye. Take care of yourself. I missed you.
>>33319415>>33319417I honestly have no idea what you're yapping about
Anyway haters gonna hate, I'm going out for a smoothie
>>33319436Well I don't know you, so I can't really make that choice. But the fact that you're making it a death ultimatum is making the saw seem appealing.
>>33319438The last thing I want is to see his little shrivel penis, but I like seeing him squirm trying to pretend he has a big one and avoiding reposting it.
>>33319434There are several differences between JH and Rulebreaker.
One difference is that, despite not being attracted to brown people, JH doesn't want to lynch brown people.
The next difference is a hundred pounds.
>>33319439>unpromptedSuddenly your exhibitionist tendencies seem to have gone up in smoke. Curious.
>>33319443Sure you don't, sure you don't.
Stay narc.
>>33319434>>33319446I have preferences for certain men, lile white men. But I also hold no hate for any races that I don't prefer. I hate Canadians and Australians, but that's a nationality thing rather than their racial makeup.
>>33319449How new are you? I've never been the sort to flash my bits without anyone asking.
>>33319419Definitely not me, I lost by keeping the tab open and continuing to read
>>33319453woul you ate an asian man
>>33319433even if he’s a good man who’s fit and attractive? He also makes really good money?
>>33319460You asked here, not somewhere I can post.
>>33319453>I hate CanadiansSorry...
>>33319456Sure. Assuming we were reasonably compatible and he was looking to seriously date and not just hook up.
>>33319462The apologeticness isn't the only factor, but it's part of it.
>>33319466what are the others?
>>33319460>>33319461That anon clearly already posted in the /soc/ thread and can't risk having his ID there linked to his shitposting ITT where he's more anonymous, so he has to ask here.
Ok then. If I had to choose between having sex with you or dying by getting sawed in half, what would you want me to choose?
>>33319466 Would you find it hot as fuck if a married man flirted with you for years, if he decided that you're the only woman in the world he's interested in fucking besides his wife because you're so exceptionally compatible, if he used your posts to track you down to a 20 mile radius with a description of your home specific enough that he believed he could have successfully stalked you, knocked on your door, offered to do your handiwork, and taken you out to treat you to your favorite ice cream at the shop nearest you, all behind his wife's back?
>>33319469Canadian tourists are racist and full of themselves.
>>33319471Why? Is the idiot incapable of reading something here and posting in the other thread? I haven‘t posted shit in the soctoga because I never go there lol.
>>33319477>lolOh shit it's QT crashing out.
>>33319452I don't take if people shittalk me and I rind it lulz how you care so much whether I use a trip or not
That's all I got from your post really
>>33319466Would you watch anime and eat rice with him
>>33319472Sex obvs, wouldn't be able to live with the guilt of just letting somebody be sawed in half kek
Hopefully you're hot tho
>>33319478>QT is the only one posting lolhow dumb are you?
>>33319413>>33319443Qt and exhib trying to act tough after making their whole personas as le wholesome regulars is hilarious
>>33319476What did canadian tourists ever do to you?
>racistAre you by chance judging a whole group of people by the actions of a few? Sounds like such a weird thing to do JH.
>>33319478Nah this
>>33319477 isn't me, I'm not the only person who says lol (lol)
If you were observant you'd notice the differing apostrophes for one
All lonely men should become horse and gachapilled. Pulling your waifu feels better than losing your virginity, it really really does feel better than sex. The high, the rush is insanely good.
Getting my horse win the ura tournament felt better than sex with a hot goth girl
>>33319475In real life, no. In a smut scenario, there's enough good tags in there I'd think it's hot regardless of how I dislike some of the other tags.
>>33319487fuck off with your cringe advertising
>>33319483>making their whole personas as le wholesome regularsWhat? I'm literally the villain
I thought rulebreaker was fixing that Somali?
>>33319480We know you don't care about others and that you are incredibly selfish.
>>33319487I don't want sex I want cute dates and comfy hangouts
Gacha can't fulfill that
>>33319487Sorry, I know where my loyalties lie.
>>33319487>felt better than sex with a hot goth girlSomehow I'm not convinced
>>33319487You're too late, I'm already Pokepilled.
>>33319499I'm not bullshitting, sex is just a wet hole and physical activity. Gacha is gambling, gambling feels way way better
>>33319413I asked a couple questions but the only answers seemed meanspirited
>>33319502Yeah, weird mood in here today. Maybe people are cranky from being kept up by fireworks.
Women's secret purpuse seems to be making men work themselves to death so that the world can go on. Women, do you feel like you're failing at the minute?
>>33319503Yeah, it's not comfy
Then again I guess most weekends here aren't
Sucks desu
>>33319480Would you watch anime and eat rice with him
Anime is dumb, but I like rice, sure. I want to make some chicken finger sushi rolls tonight.
>>33319485>What did canadian tourists ever do to you?>by the actions of a few?It may be "a few" in the grand scheme of things, but dealing with it myself and having others close to me share similar stories very early in my development has festered into a disdain for leaves. Nowadays it's pretty ironically vented since I'm not as thin skinned as I used to be about racism, but I can't help but perpetuate the vitriol in name at least. And my hatred for Australians is admittedly because of the smarmy kangaroofuckers I've talked to ITT, so that's definitely unjustified of me.
>>33319508>It may be "a few" in the grand scheme of things, but dealing with it myself and having others close to me share similar stories very early in my development has festered into a disdain for leavessounds exactly like what people say that are racist against black people - or any kind of people really
curious
>>33319509Does it make it any better if I've never looked at someone and thought "that fucker must be Canadian, I hate those guys so much"? It doesn't unironically come up unless I'm talking hockey or tourism wars.
>>33319512Ofc yes, it‘s perfectly fine if you are racist, because you only do it as a joke and your experiences are valid whilst those of others aren‘t. How could I have forgotten, hahahha!
>>33319517Canadian isn't a race, anon.
>>33319519NTA but are you saying Canadians of all races have been racist against you?
>>33319497>cute dates and comfy hangoutsNta but tbf you can do this on dating sims also (not as good as 3D though)
>>33319494Surely using a trip all the time would make me more of a narcissist? I can't win kek
>>33319501>gambling feels way way betterSpoken like a true addict
I'm the same but surely sexo just surpass (I wouldn't know)
>>33319508>chicken finger sushi rolls tonightYum
>anime is dumbShit
>>33319506All the comfy normie posters are busy with friends/partners
Meanwhile I'm about to leave the house to avoid the guests
>guys please, when I am being a pedo, I don‘t actually MEAN it, when I encourage cheating, I don‘t actually MEAN it, when I am racist, I don‘t actually MEAN it, when I knot myself, I don’t actually MEAN it, ok? get it? It‘s not the same when I do it, I swear! Please believe me, I am such a good girl! Please, I need you all to praise me and simp for me PLEASE!
>>33319503>people are cranky from being kept up by fireworksNot that but my housemates were partying till like 6am so I didn't sleep much
>>33319527I must be getting old, that just makes me think "Kids these days have too much energy."
>>33319525>creep defends another creepKek.
>>33319521Yes. Obviously I didn't clock exactly what races, but I've been annoyed by Canadians of obviously different ethnicities. Maybe it's not even a Canadian thing and more of a Quebec thing, based on proximity.
>>33319523Jesus anon. Here's your (You), now stop being so desperate please.
>>33319528Same, miss me with that shizz now
>>33319472Darth Maul got sawed in half and had his lower parts replaced with neuromechanical bits. I always wondered why his prosthetics didn't include a dick so he can piss and fuck though.
I'm moving in with my sister for a few months
I wonder if the escape from my parents will make me more independent
Why do girls post on atoga instead of having sex with their bfs or nibbling their ears
>>33319542>I will leech off of someone elses independence now, that means I am more independent now Why are overgrown toddlers like this?
>>33319544He's not my bf yet
What do you think happened to that one anon after he got deported?
>>33319549dropped in the ocean
>>33319547What do you mean leech?
>>33319548Exactly, you need to mark him as your territory by having his penis inside your vagina first and then peeing on it.
>>33319542You should not have sex with your sister. This is a horrible idea.
>>33319547Here's the female version.
>I will hop from boyfriend to boyfriend and invite myself into their homes, because they have their shit together and that's what I need, and this means that I'm an independent woman who knows what she wantsNTA
>>33319542It didn't for me but maybe you can work harder and make something of yourself
Godspeed anon
>>33319522>Nta but tbf you can do this on dating sims alsoYeah I prefer dating sims but its hard to find ones I like
Almost every time I find one that sounds appealing I check the screenshots only to find out its an otome
>Meanwhile I'm about to leave the house to avoid the guestsBe safe out there anon, there's people outside too
>>33319554I did not say anything about the gender of the toddler but thanks for feeling called out.
What does it mean if someone loves you and cares about you but doesn't want to be with you
>>33319558Being "Independent" nowadays can mean that you're a woman sent out to college that your parents found a rental property that they're paying for. With your independence and the money they send you, as well as credit cards, you order Doordash every day and then go out partying.
>>33319562Thats was all already included in my post you dumb incel. Now go whine somewhere else.
>>33319542You should have sex with your sister
>>33319556>only to find out its an otomeLol, the otome curse
>there's people outside tooCheers, after the store I'll just lurk in the fields/woods
Hopefully I don't get dragged into socialising before leaving the house
>>33319561they are trying to not tell you the truth
>>33319568The truth about what
>>33319565Kek, he hit a nerve.
>>33319557I have a job and pay for stuff
Men I am so ugly I’m sorry
>>33319561It means that they don't feel like they're the best match for you/trust that they can always be a good partner for you
Or at least that's what it's like for me. I love my ex and still do things for her but I know I'm just gonna fuck it up again if I agree to date again
>>33319578Ok. And what makes you think your sister wants to give up her privacy just because you are too leechy to find your own place?
>>33319565>I am le independent since I was 18 years old but my mom tops up my checking account when she notices that I'm low>tonight when I get home I'll open up the ten packages that I've ordered from Amazon yesterday>as I order MacDonalds at 2 AM, I keep thinking that I'm in need of a man to lift me up from "poverty"
>>33319579Dw I'm sure you are cute lowkey
>>33319584Is this from your sisters diary?
>>33319584It is a truth university acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a modest fortune must be in want of a husband.
>>33319584you got no talent for fanfics
>>33319583She offered?
Her fiance can't move in for a couple of months and while I am a loser I am 6'2 so she's less scared
Do you ever wish you could re-live your teenage years as an isolated, sarcastic, bookish misfit all over again?
Did you ever notice how it's not the 1990s any more? Sometimes it occurs to me, and it's always surprising.
>>33319600Would have done the opposite and joined rotc
>>33319600If it means I could magically undo the bullying I did, sure.
>>33319600I was actually quite normie and chad as a teenager before I became a nutcase so sure
>>33319579It's what's inside that counts
>>33319600I wish I had teenage years at all
Felt like they just got skipped
Can't remember shit from high school even though I graduated in 22
>>33319607JROTC, no, but I would have joined Navy ROTC in college to become a Marine officer and babysit crayon eaters and cannon fodder for four years after graduation.
>>33319600Yeah but only so I can pursue an actual career and try in college
Is it ever socially acceptable to ask a girl out at her work place? The woman at the shoe store was insanely pretty.
>>33319621Worked on my sister but she ended up ghosting the guy after he kept trying to get her over to his house to fuck LITERALLY the same day he asked her out
>>33319621It's a bit taboo and she probably gets it a lot but desu I don't think it's that big a deal so long as you're chill and polite about it. Hell some girls I dated/knew would brag about guys hitting on them while they were working kek. Just don't be a creep
>>33319621Only if you're 200% sure they're interested. Otherwise it puts them in an awkward situation where they're obligated to be nice to you and can't run away, even if they want the opposite.
>>33319621I think it would be better if you asked for her number and then asked her out over the phone it will give her the time to think and relax
>>33319621It is very embarrassing to get hit on in front of your coworkers.
The urge to return to FFXIV vs the knowledge they ruined healing
What other games can I make friends in?
Ignore women, pursue writing.
>>33319639nobody wants to read your cringe fanfic smut
>>33319561Being with someone just because you love and care about them is frivolous. What if one of you wants children and the other doesn't? What if they've got issues you aren't equipped to deal with? Love comes and goes, adults need to prioritize compatibility.
>>33319643This is true. Being in a relationship for love is for your teenage years. Thats why those that never had it try to reenact it as adults and get into all sorts of troubles, like idiots getting pregnant without being able to afford a kid, or trying to find their soulmate at age 30.
Should I read smut or talk to aidungeon boys?
>>33319641That doesn't stop female writers, and I refuse to be less successful than women.
I can stop thinking about him and sex but I’ve got shame
>>33319650I'm actually not writing smut though, current story idea is about a cheerleader who goes on a school rampage with her dad's shotgun and abductions a nerd kid to pin the massacre on called Bubblegum Rampage.
>>33319653sounds like smut to me, or are you trying to tell me the needy kid is not a self insert wanting sandyhooks mommy gf to find a soft spot for him?
>>33319656It's from the girls PoV. I think she'll try and build sympathy with him but I don't think it's going to work because he's a good kid and she's looking for someone who has the same rage she has. I think I personally empathize more with the girl.
>>33319658ah, so tranny shit
>>33319647You can talk with me.
>>33319660You're just a faggot who wants to find bad things to say. I'm not a tranny, I'm a 230 lb lumberjack but unironically.
>>33319647What boys are there on aidungeon?
>>33319664>it‘s the 2013 millennial hipster alright big guy, but just so you know, I made you talk to a girl for 17 minutes that you could have been writing
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>33319670>I made you talk to a girl for 17 minutes that you could have been writingkek
Women what does it mean when your dating app profile says "looking for short-term, open to long-term"
Why is this new wave of femanons so insufferable?
>>33319676There was an old wave?
>>33319676sorry I did not validate your author larp
>>33319675>I will fuck Chad if the opportunity presents itself>Chad hit me up to become FWBs pls wink wink>open to men with their shit together for an actual relationship but in the meantime I want to get drilled by hot ones
>>33319639Der writerrrr
Yeah I'm talking to my ex rn but she's on the train home with her sis and going to the hospital cause she's not well at the moment
I just fear things may be over but c'est la vie, such is life
At least I have more time to work on my hobbies again but it still kinda feels like a meaningless existence desu
My housemate is running a tabletop game but I cba to get involved with all those people, I will probs just scurry to my room when I get home
What are you writing currently anon?
>>33319651Why are you ashamed anon?
>I canYou mean you can or can't
>>33319676They seem fine to me, it's mostly us maleanons who are unhinged desu lol
>>33319676Not enough fear and rape. Women feel way too safe these days and it leads to unacceptable behavior. Plenty of women genuinely need the shit beat out of them.
Looking up information about midlife crisis in men, and baffled that it's just encouraged for men to leave their families and destroy themselves to find a pretend purpose in this shit world where we're living in a rate race to pay taxes for pedophiles.
>>33319692>encouraged for men to leave their families and destroy themselvesYeah this is ridiculous desu I don't agree with this at all
>>33317721 (OP)Have you been enjoying the 2020s so far ATOGA? We're already halfway thru them!
>>33319692>People get encouraged to destroy themselvesIt happens in every area of social life
>>33319692Abandoning your family as a man is never encouraged, what are you talking about? The closest thing I can think of is not paying child support but that's already the wife abandoning the family most of the time. There's a reason everyone ruthlessly shits on black men for being animals and abandoning their kids.
>>33319692The rat race is mostly determined by women's biological clock and the urgency to get a home, a wife and children, in this order. This is what causes competition, burnout and eventually a crisis.
>>33319696We're aware of it a level where it's a meme in society now, why isn't there a realization of it happening when it does?
>>33319701That it is, but I don't know why there isn't therapy encouraging you to calm the fuck down and tell you that no one has purpose.
State sex
Is your body lewd?
Is your body obscene?
>>33319709>I don't know why there isn't therapy encouraging you to calm the fuck downI think maybe because middle aged men are the most stubborn group of people and it wouldn't work on them anyway, but it would give them an excuse that therapy has failed them
>>33319710F, yeah I guess.
>>33319710Catposter ned not reply, we already know.
>>33319683Sometimes I feel like one of the reasons I've gotten sex with attractive girls out of my scope was because they were ovulating and I just happened to be in the right time and place
>>33319710M
No.
Yes, obscenely skeletal.
>>33319702You're more than welcome to look through all the search engine results. It's encouraged to make those big changes, to leave your job, your wife and kids, get new friends, and go on your perilous journey to unfulfillment in your apartment alone. It's coddled instead of giving some kind of reassurance and offering reasonable solutions.
>>33319718She's still banned
>>33319725How do you know, weatherboy?
>>33319715Not just middle aged. Beginning about 30s now through 50s. More commonly 40s-50s
>>33319709Because therapy is a fake money hustle?
>>33319726Cuz the jannies nuked the thread last night
>>33319717Why?
I didn't expect anybody to reply with yes..
>>33319710M, no it's rubbish
I have a good frame at least and a bit of muscle def but overall it's ass
>>33319700No it's been shit
>>33319726Lolll
>>33319725Yo why she get banned
>>33319710M
You've heard of that shit they do in the military where they put some shit in your food to lower the libido? My body's the equivalent of that
>>33319729The therapy out there just validates it. Instead of getting tazed, you get a hug and told to go nuts.
>>33319732Imagine a body. Now make it obscene. Voilà.
me
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>>33319710F. Idk, I guess so. I'm just all ass.
>>33319735Don't reply to me.
>>33319639what kind of books do you want to write?
>>33319739FIVE dicks, SEVEN vaginas??
How do you suvive??
>>33319735>Yo why she get bannedavataring is against the rules
man asking women
im 31 i met a woman 43 at work, we've been sort of seeing each other, we met up twice then since she's cancelled every plan we've made, we still see eachother at work and cant keep off of eachother but once she leaves its become like i dont exist, we used to talk constantly but now she either completely ignores me or very quickly disappears, but the next time she comes in we're back to not being able to keep off of eachother, we've both ended things between us multiple times and usually the first time we see eachother we're straight back to it but the communication has got worse and worse, ive told her i cant stand being ignored and that if shes busy and cant talk tell me and I'll leave her to it but she just doesn't say anything and disappears, it used to make me pretty down now it's just making me angry because to me it shows a complete lack of fucks given about me, as time goes on i care more about her but i cant deal with this ignoring and disappearing shit she increasingly does
do i just call it a day and end things for good? i care about her and naturally enjoy our sexual activities but in my opinion she treats me like shit, seems to have no interest in meeting me outside of work and increasingly less interest in talking to me
>>33319740I read this all the time but just assume it means fat but doesnt want to admit it
>>33319743Pretend to not be someone that has consumed weird hentai shit for years.
>>33319745Yeah, fuck that. I know you've got feelings, but she sucks and you deserve better. Move on.
>>33319745>enjoy our sexual activities>seems to have no interest in meeting me outside of workSo... you fuck on the job or what?
Either way, you are clearly a side piece for her. Or she is avoidant.
Either way, trash.
>>33319746She's got an ass but no tiddies
>>33319744I think janny is just jelly then
>>33319741And what if I do?
>>33319745>naturally enjoy our sexual activities but in my opinion she treats me like shit, seems to have no interest in meeting me outside of workNAG but she's using you for sex, if you're catching feelings then abort mission
>>33319747Ok ok, 2 dicks and 1 vagina.
Maybe three boobs, as a total bootycall?
>>33319746I don't think I'm fat. I'm definitely not skinny, but all my fat is below my waist.
>>33319754>Grow upI mean I stopped growing at 5'7"
Seriously though what do you mean
Anyway I'm thinking of starting my enlightenment era, if you want I can use a trip
>>33319752>I think janny is just jelly thenno it simply comes down to enough people reporting her to get her banned and she's an idiot who doesn't know how to evade
>>33319756You are so incredibly unlikeable, it's insane.
>>33319755Shawty got junk in the trunk frfr
>>33319757>enough people reporting her to get her bannedThey're seething then because I never get b& for that shit
>>33319710M
>lewdI have a big butt and some girls have talked about it
>obsceneI don't think so maybe if I lose some weight so I don't have as much of a chubby stomach
I want your cock balls-deep in my throat. Just let me know when you’re cumming so I don’t choke please.
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>>33319758>You are so incredibly unlikeable, it's insaneWow rude??
>>33319759Okay I will compress myself
>>33319763>femboy making demands
>>33319746this is an example of a pear-shaped body
>>33319763That sounds pretty gay ngl bro
Just make sure you say "no homo" bro
>>33319767Almost comical.
>>33319767Is pear-shaped now another word for dummy thicc then
>>33319382>>33319374>He loves his dog more than his me>This is why I don't trust dog peoplewomen are unironically like this. why?
>>33319767as a guy I'm still confused on what "pear-shaped" means.
>>33319773are you dumb? can you see the shape of a pear? now apply that to a female body, slender on top, round at the bottom, small boobs, big ass
my god
>>33319766>>33319769No intelligence or common sense, as expected.
>>33319777Sorry we don't find your boring and generic gay baiting interesting.
>>33319778>retarded donkeyK.
>>33319776>can you see the shape of a pearObviously not… dumb ho.
>>33319767Have I been ruined by porn if I think she's ugly
>>33319771No, because dummy thicc allows room for you to have breasts. The difference between pear-shaped and hourglass-shaped.
squares and rectangles.
>>33319783Maybe or you might just have a specific type. I don't think she's ugly but I'm not really attracted to her.
>>33319780>hitting on straight men in the /adv/ general>not going to the gay board or /soc/K
>>33319767>>33319773They’re just fat
>t. Skinny woman
>>33319782look here fucking retard
>>33319740
>>33319745Women get funny about casual sex, particularly with much younger men
>no originality, along with no intellect or common sense
>>33319783I think she's stupid hot her entire body is lewd and she's just standing there. just imagine. she could've been sculpted by an artist
>older friend's 12-year-old daughter is in the hospital because she thinks she's fat and needs to lose weight (she doesn't)
I don't even think she's allowed to have a smartphone, idk how this happened.
>>33319792No. Don’t tell me what to do, cunty bitch. Don’t be mad at me because you’re most likely fat with an ugly body like them.
>>33319797I wasn't allowed to have a smartphone until I was 16. Wait how fat and tall is this kid?
>>33319800Don't you have a candybar you should be busy with binging and barfing up?
>>33319797>I don’t know how mental illness comes without someone having a phone>it’s not like people can learn from others either, like in public or at schoolHmm…
>>33319797That's really sad, I hope she is doing okay
>>33319796Agreed lol
She's super pretty also
>>33319799Чи нaдтaй юy гэж хэлчихэв ээ нaвcaйcaн нoхoй Чи нaмaйг мэдэх үү Би зүгээp нэг caгc cүлжигч биш би эpтний зөнт түүхч Mиний гap дээгүүp хopвoo өнгөpдөг Би хээp тaлд гaнцaapaa aмьдapч өвcөөp хyвь тaвилaн cүлждэг Би yдaм дaмжcaн тэнгэpийн хүcлийг шиpлэж cypcaн Би чaм шиг тэнэгийг дyycгaх apгaa cүлжcэн Mиний ypлacaн oлc гypвaн зyyн дaйcны хүзүүг бoocoн Би хaнын цaaдaх чимээг coнcoж чaднa Би caлхины үнэpээp чaмaйг oлж чaднa Чи бoл миний дapaaгийн зaнгиa Яг oдoo миний хүpэл бaгт гaнцхaн үг нэмэхэд л би чaмaйг хaйж oчнo Чиний aмьcгaл миний caвpын дoтop бaйнa Би чaмaйг дoлooн янзaap ycтгaх apгaa мэднэ тэд бүгд миний oёж cүлжcэн зүйлийн нэг хэcэг Би зүгээp ч нэг caгc cүлждэггүй би хүний cүнcийг бooдoг Чи хэpвээ yхaaнтaй бaйcaн бoл aмaa хaмхих бaйcaн Гэвч чи яpьcaн Oдoo чи миний гapт opcoн Би чиний нэpийг өвcөнд шивнээд чиний нypyyг caлхинд ypaх бoлнo Чи өөpийгөө мэдэхгүй бaйcaн хapин би мэднэ Үхэл чaмaйг иpж бaйнa Хopвoo чaмaйг мapтaacaй Чи oдoo aль хэдийн үхcэн
>>33319773This woman has the same body type as my ex lol
A bit chubby but hot
>>33319808You’re retarded as shit if you think I’m translating or reading any of that. Take the loss and move on.
It's not the "understanding" part that you should hack, it's the acceptance and relatability. That's how you trap the weird girls.
bodyvis
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>>33319773Pic rel. Low significantly different hip size to bust and waist.
>>33319819>can‘t use google translate as expected
Dear diary,
I want to cum in a girl with big naturals at least once this summer.
Love,
Anon
>>33319800>>33319804Under 5 ft, idk weight but she's skinny. I didn't really feel like asking him how much his daughter weighs when he's on the verge of tears talking about it.
You know it just shows that a lot of this stuff feels so distant and separated "who does that? no one I know," until it happens to someone in your life and you realize it's not just some internet brainwashing thing.
>>33319806She's getting discharged soon. They just need to find a therapist to treat her eating disorder.
>>33319821>Just accept me
>>33319822Lol, I hate these because they can still manage to make a body look dumpy by not distributing it the same
>>33319724Well it's retarded and I don't think you're going to find many people that you actually talk to that agree. It sounds like the same garbage they've been feeding women to become single moms.
>>33319825>They just need to find a therapist to treat her eating disorder.Ok that's positive at least, I hope they're helpful
>>33319826Relate to and accept**. Part and parcel.
>>33319823Of course I can, retarded whore. You’re not worth the time is the damn point.
>>33319797It was probably the women in her life her mother grandmother etc constantly talking about weight
>>33319830>Just relate to me
>>33319828I know it is. And maybe?
Nowadays everyone is obsessed with pseud shit in psych and it'll be a matter of time before the NPC shitters just get convinced that it's normal and good too.
I’m skinny but pear shaped so I just look retarded in everything I wear
>>33319808Translation:
You said, "What are you talking about, you little dog?" Do you know that I am not a scoundrel, I am a historian of the world. I wear my clothes like a scoundrel. I wear my clothes like a scoundrel. I wear my clothes like a scoundrel. I wear my clothes like a scoundrel. I wear my clothes like a scoundrel. I wear my clothes like a scoundrel. I wear my clothes like a scoundrel. I wear my clothes like a scoundrel. I can hear the sound of the wind blowing. I can find you in the wind. You are my friend. Yes. Just adding a single word to my list of words. I am looking for you Your soul is in my heart I know you are seven ways They are all a part of what I have woven I do not weave even a single thread I understand the human heart You are always alone and never cry But you speak You are my friend I whisper your name in my ear And your face is in the wind You do not know yourself but I know Death is coming to you The world knows you You are already dead
>>33319835Coming from a less conventional upbringing, being bullied through school, various hang ups or insecurities. There's a validation there in finding someone with a similar background. An easier connection.
>>33319841O wear my clothes like a scoundrel.
>>33319822Wait a second, that picture...
>>33319842My point is that if I don't understand you I won't accept you let alone relate to you
>>33319848obviously it‘s JH idiot
>>33319853That's not who I am talking about however.
Why do so many women on dating apps who swipe on and match with me keep saying I "look so innocent and cute" and act surprised or shocked when I tell them I want to be balls deep inside of them (as my prompts imply)?
>>33319763This wasn't JH. Otherwise a condom would be involved.
>>33319854but it is her, she has posted it many times before
>>33319849You can't ever really understand someone else. Kind of like how there are certain modes you go into that you can't really fully explain to someone else. Or how sometimes traumatic events take forever to heal from. Acceptance is the closest you can get.
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>>33319856they are not shocked, just grossed out
>>33319783The opposite.
That is some porn-hentai-inducing whatever body shape.
>>33319822I recognize that fridge
>>33319861If someone loves me I understand that, if someone is toxic and other bs from some traumas she won't even share, then nothing to see here
>>33319867Nononono. You're misinterpreting what I'm saying. I'm talking about accepting flaws and the type of person that someone has become. Relating to them with similarities of background and interests. Not dating a girl and having to put up with bitchy antics and headgames.
>>33319846Is it a copypasta or something lol
>>33319870It all stems from understanding, there's no other way, if you want to hide with your problems you are undateable
>>33317738https://www.oglaf.com/8legs/
>>33319867>>33319870To add, this is under the assumption that you've both gotten comfortable enough to even talk about that sort of thing. I don't think you're anywhere in a relationship until you're willing to bear your soul. Otherwise, it's a glorified FWB
>>33319846Nvm it's from Crime and Punishment
I got given that book once but never read it desu
>>33319874You can't understand someone entirely. Even if they've told you everything, you've not had the very same precise and controlled life, peers, families, etc.
>>33317773I played with spicychat.ai for a while there until I got bored.
>>33319881That's why you need to "hack" it
>>33317807No. It's just atoga femanons making me more and more bitter.
>>33317810Whatever is the perfect size for her.
>>33319884I feel like we're talking past one another. There's empathy, there's relatability. Many people don't even fully understand themselves. How can they expect to fully understand another person?
Gender
Do you hate when other people win or does that make you more bitter?
>>33319882Yo were you the anon shitposting about it here at the time lol
>>33319889Idc as long as they dont shove it in others faces and or gloat
>>33319888You're arguing that putting your effort into acceptance is more important than to understanding and I don't agree with that
>>33319889M, I try to just be happy for them
Comparison is the thief of joy and all that
>>33319895I said when people win, not when they're gay, anon
>>33319897Make it a goal to understand someone sure, but the acceptance part, being able to say that you still love someone and want them in your life despite them being flawed is something a little different
>>33319889f, no
unless they are an asshole about it or did not play fair
I hate being the third wheel I want to die I’m actually the fifth wheel so it sucks twice as much
>>33319904So true, queen. Gays be winning
>>33319901If I don't understand you I won't accept you simple as, try somewhere else
>>33319889M
depends on the person, more or less what
>>33319895 said
Then again there are friends where if I play like a boardgame or whatever if I know I can't win it becomes my goal to make sure he doesn't win either, but that's more of a banter thing than a genuine dislike of a person.
>>33319912Alright, well you can think about this conversation in the shower and replay it instead of architecting foam blocks, or whatever autists do in there
>>33319915How about I will try to understand my partner instead of coping on the internet
>>33319920Tell your dakimakura I said hello.
>>33319500TFW no Gardevoir (male) gf
>>33319675"Looking for sex, but I can settle down"
It's a red flag personally
>>33319710M
No
Yes. It's outright abject, an affront to beauty and all that is good in this world.
>>33319910Gays are winning at getting stds and murder
>>33319005Give cuddles when I'm going to sleep.
>>33319005M
I've only really got two issues in my life, and one of them can't be helped. The only thing anyone could really do for my life is to give me money desu
>>33319846I did a re-enactment https://voca.ro/1d3nOZWFSJHy
how do i date or look for a girl or flirt w. girl as a 25 year old guy who's never been with anyone?
ive never flirted with girls in school, 4 years of uni wasted cuz covid. never had the confidence to ask anyone out, but i think I'll shoot my shot now cuz i don't want to regret never having done that.
i know it's a red flag when someone's never dated anyone at this age, and most women have atleast some experience with men.
i don't know how to plan dates, what to say, never had a kiss (might get anxious), never held hands, never hugged. any advice is welcome.
note: im like a 6/10
>>33319647What's the difference?
>>33319933nice
it was originally meant as an adapted navy seals pasta from the POV of a basket weaver in mongolian but turns out mongolian seems to be a bit tricky to translate back and forth lol
here is the text:
What did you just say to me, you ragged dog? Do you know who I am? I am no mere basket weaver. I am an ancient seer of the steppes. The world passes through my hands. I live alone under the open sky, weaving fate from grass. I have learned to braid the will of heaven handed down through bloodlines.
I have woven the end of fools like you before. My cords have choked over 300 enemies. I can hear through walls. I can find you by the scent of wind. You are the next knot in my cord.
Right now, it only takes a word added to my bronze mask for me to begin hunting you. Your breath is already within my grasp. I know seven ways to destroy you, all bound into things I’ve woven. I do not simply weave baskets. I bind souls.
If you were wise, you would have shut your mouth. But you spoke. Now you belong to me. I will whisper your name into the grass and tear your spine into the wind. You never knew yourself, but I do. Death is coming for you. Let the world forget you. You are already dead.
>>33317773Yep, I use chub ai, it's pretty fun.
>>33319934Are you trolling? What about the girls who asked you out?
>>33319943That's a quality comparison lel, gg
>>33317773No. Why would I
Who is ugly by default? I’ll start: fat or obese people.
>>33317773I use sillytavern and use jailbreaks from /g/
anyone have requests?
>>33319951https://voca.ro/1nTOYjWib6DR
>>33319745https://voca.ro/181FnBo3n7MQ
>>33319958Blacks and Asians. Sorry to whomever it pertains to.
>>33319958Any non American cunt
>>33319951Whoah dude thaz like . .. .UNREAL or some shit my dawg, woah uhgddsnnwew
U N R E A L
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>>33319958people with any kind of plastic surgery or other body mods
>>33319951no im not. no one's ever asked me out.
i've always been the guy who thought that girls get spammed with messages by enough guys already, and get asked out all the time and im not gonna be the type of man to act like a creep or to get in line... and i just lived like that. till now.
and it's now that i realise that I've had zero social interaction with women my age and that there's so many things wrong with me. i jus wanna kms sometimes.
im not even fat or anything. I'm like 69kgs at 5'11.
>>33319958White American women
>>33319958people with overly groomed eyebrows
people with bad hygiene
>>33319971What have we done to you to deserve hate exactly?
Women Shipper Son or Powerscaler Daughter?
>>33319973You won't have sex with me!!!!
>>33319974no idea what you just said
>>33319969>ugly Americans The devil woman looks like a baddie though wtf
>>33319974Arguing about powerlevels is fun
>>33318088hawt. military guys just scratch that itch for me. be careful there tho
>>33319975Get over yourselves
>>33318110probably would, my game is great already
>>33319962That was the gayest 3.5 minutes of my entire life. Yes, I listened to the whole thing. Does that make me gay, for sitting there and taking it? Probably. I hate you for making me question myself like this.
Latinos. Latinas.
How much do you hate the word “Latinx”
>I hate it just as much as I hate trannies
>it is simply just not how Spanish or Portuguese works
>dead thread
>slow thread
I miss the angrytoga
>>33319991Yoo congrats anon
I miss my Latinx ONS I met in Spain...
>>33319958MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMe
I’ll try to stir up drama from a long while ago:
I’m naturally underweight at 5’4” and 97lb. I can eat junk food all day and not exercise and not gain weight. What about you, anon?
>>33319821Lmao
>women in 2025 accepting male bullshitThat's a funny joke.
>>33319958https://voca.ro/18lWjSoyNjlz
>>33319984https://voca.ro/1hTQ3I6MKRtq
someone walked past me while I was recording this btw
>>33320000I'm 5'10 125 lb and same.
>>33319958MY UGLY EVIL WRETCHED DEMON SOUL
>>33320000I’m 6’5 ~185, never been over 200lbs in my entire life despite trying to bulk
>>33320000I'm 5'7" and idk my weight, my metabolism was much better as a teen tho (then again I did a lot of sport and rarely ate junk or drank), now I am a geezer but have been asked if I work out so I think I carry it well, but nah I cannot eat junk all day lol I usually just starve til dinner time and keep busy with physical jobs. But if I sit on my arse all day I will become a fat cunt again
>>333200006'1, down to 206 from 250
Gonna keep losing weight until someone finds me attractive ig
>>33319999you are probs bare fit tho not uggers https://youtu.be/Iv4x0TC-1Qg?si=CrYeJmWu514j1aDz
>>33319991Also you gotta tell us the story anon so we can live vicariously through your encounters
>>33319990What do you want us to be angry about
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>>33320000Stuck in bmi 14 jail :( It’s impossible to lose more, even though I was in bmi 13 before recovery
>>33320023I lied I just thought it would be funny to say.
>>33319970>>33319934anyone got sum advice for a guy out here? imma cry
>>33320024nice, she‘s back (and probably a larp but we)
>>33320024Oh god here we go again
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>>33320027Thank you!
>terrible lighting in this one
>>333200005'12" 127lbs. Don't think I ever went above 130lbs no matter what I ate.
>>33320024ANON PLEASE EAT A BORGAR
>>33320025Lmao quality post man
I never had sex but my ex would sit on top of me/straddle me and kiss me
I miss her ))))))):
>>33320000I'm 5 kg from my target weight and moving in the wrong direction. Gaining weight is much easier than losing it.
>>33320041Losing weight is easy
Just bedrot and fill your tummy with water silly
>>33320032She def getting picked last on the dodgeball team not gonna lie
Pls eat anon this is a bit mental
>>33319934>>33319970Download dating apps and date some of the girls from there for practice.
With your stats (especially if you go to the gym) you should do fine.
Obviously you will have to lower your standards a lot, on dating apps you will find girls like 3 or 5 leagues below the ones you can get IRL.
But it's decent for practice.
>>33320045Let her be the next Eugenia cooney, its probably her
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>>33320045A bit? It’s fully mental. Mental illness.
Whenever I get mad at women in this thread I remember they're anorexic or brown.
>>33320051you're no better
>>33320052>Top rightSounds pretty gay bros
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>>33320048I’m not her. Yet
I hold onto the hope that one day everyone I don't like drops dead from a heart attack simultaneously
>>33320052LMFAO
LotGH is kino tho
>>33320056>>33320049): I am sad now, please have a snacc and talk to ppl
>>33320059and hopefully they also go to hell?
>>33320056How do you make sure you don‘t lose your hair/teeth/get dry skin/get lanugo hair? Do you take supplements? What kind?
>>33320059pls fuck off covid schizo
>>33320064Good question. This could be useful info for anons ITT to fix themselves faster.
>>33320041>moving in the wrong directionI'll move you in the right direction babe if you lie down jk
>>33320063Sure but I think It'd be enough to simply have them wiped off the map
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>>33320039When she says she likes 6' guys but you're only 5'12"
>>33320067Why don't we both move in the wrong direction bro
>>33320032>terrible lighting i think the lighting is terrific,
it's just... your legs are too thin and the light is acting like a wave, bending along them
>>33320046i'll do that. thank you anon.
>>33320032The good thing about this is that it confirms that my ED is not that extreme yet that I want my legs to look like this.
>>33320071Cause that sounds hella gay bro
>>33320077All this ED posting makes me sad man
I cuddled/slept over with several skinny and chubby girls and the best were chubby girls by far
>>33320078It's 2025 is that a problem
Love blooms in unexpected places
>>33320080Idk anon, I don‘t want to be cuddly, I want to be like the wind.
>>33320077I'm ngl the ED girls ITT give me hope. If they can do that, so can I, and I can probably do it better than they can anyway
>>33320086Thats the ana spirit, lol.
>>33320084You want me to tie you to a kite at the beach? Kinda cute desu
You don't want to be too thin though, did you never hear of Flat Stanley, when I want a girl to blow me away I don't mean I want her to get blown away in a storm, I mean I like 2D girls but not paper thin innit
Girls, how do I get my female friends to send me bikini pictures? I don't need to fuck them, I just want to look at them.
>>33320044That's how I lost 10 kg. But that's not healthy either.
>>33320091My aesthetic vision is not intended to appeal to the male gaze. It is solely for the little girl in me that always wanted to be a flower fairy.
>>33320087It's almost like a religious awakening
>>33320093>healthyI don't care about being healthy, I just want to look good enough that someone can love me
>>33320092Just google big boobs 2 billion results
>>33320096Flower fairies don’t look like that…
>>33320101In my dreams, they do. Weightless and fragile, very pretty.
>>33320086DO NOT STARVE EAT FOOD PLEEEEASE
>>33320092Do you have no imagination bro
Also
>having stacy female friends >not going on beach holiday or summer festival with them Missed opportunity bro
One of my biggest regrets desu was not going to Ibiza one summer with a bunch of party girls. The other guys flaked out so it would've just been me and a bunch of stacies lol
>>33320101They're mental bruv it's no use talking to them coz they'll never see another way. Best you can do is stop responding and hope they stop posting.
>>33320106>DO NOT STARVE EAT FOOD PLEEEEASENo
It's only really an issue as far as fatigue goes, but that's why you bedrot between housework
Speaking of dreams I had a crazy weird one about vampires living under the train tunnels. She was hot too.
>>33317855If I had a boyfriend, I'd want him to know about this before we got too serious since I know how much of a strange deal 4chan is to normies.
>>33320111I mean can you blame them. When normies hear 4chan they either think /pol/ or /r9k/. Both of which are like a cesspit.
>>33320109I had a dream where it was a bright sunny day and I was hanging out with friends who cared about me and a girl I liked
>>33320096I love and support your flower fairy dreams but health comes first
Lots of hot and supple fairies are a bit thicc
>>33320108>bedrot between houseworkMood, I do this too, but you shouldn't feel fatigued you should eat well and be healthy and happy
Anyway I could argue til the cows come home just please try to find a healthy happy balance
>>33320109Based, what was she like?
I wonder if vampires still live there, I've never met one... only ghosts
>>33320111>>33320117My normie friends have known I've been using 4chan for years and they think it's kinda weird but don't really care.
>>33320111Probably a good idea desu
My ex was a TikToker/insta normie who definitely has not ever used this website
Sometimes I shitposted here while in her company and kinda hid my phone
She assumed I was DMing other girls kek
Best to just be honest about everything desu
I could probably pick these anorexic girls up and throw them across the room with one hand. Their bones would probably shatter on impact though.
>>33320125One of the goals is to be fragile anon.
>>33320108Do you not have a job? I mean not that you need to ofc or anything but maybe it'll keep you to a healthier routine, being physically active and too busy to eat much anyway
I know EDs are much more complicated than that though so I hope you can get the support/love you deserve
>>33320097>I don't care about being healthyWell I do.
>I just want to look good enough that someone can love meHealthy is what does that.
>>33320121I mean it is weird. This whole place feels like its stuck in a by-gone era. The internet has turned into an Instagram/Reddit hell hole. Very few places still have this almost personal connection and anonymity to them. This causes the normies to recoil in fear.
>>33320117Yeah but even then, whenever I try to defend 4chan I'm met with very skeptical looks of 'is she seriously defending this?'
>>33320121Must be nice.
>>33320122That sounds rough. My ex was a major redditor so I thought he'd get the 4chan use but instead he was heavily weirded out.
>>33320130I'm WFH over the summer, so it's the perfect time for an ED desu
Too hot to go outside anyway
>>33320119She was wearing a black jacket with a high pointy collar and a domino mask and weird high heels, they almost looked like snow shoes lol. Also short blonde hair. And she had a giant pair of scissor she was using to cut the wings off giant bat human vampire hybrid? creatures. Very weird dream, usually my dreams aren’t as detailed in terms of what ppl are wearing
>>33320134One of them is pretty lenient, I even showed him a thread on here about a situation he was in.
>>33320134Tbf this place is somewhere in the middle I feel. It's nowhere near on the level of underground forums and servers and such (some that I'm a part of have closed registrations to try keep the culture) but it's still not at PC and washed out as sites like reddit and insta
I've met alt stacies IRL who have mentioned posting on 4chan so I do feel this site is quite mainstream now lol. That was when the penny dropped for me desu
What happened to the goth poster?
>>33320138> 'is she seriously defending this?'Yeah I get mostly the same thing from my guy friends. They think I'm about to become the next Elliot Rodger just cause I use the site. Even though they love Reddit.
>heavily weirded out.What did he think was weird about here?
Women with ED’s are nice once in a while because their weight makes them less fertile so you can creampie them with less worry of pregnancy.
>>33320144>That was when the penny dropped for meIs this some bri'ish slang
Girls, how do I stop you from getting lip fillers?
>>33320139>WFH over the summerGet that bread desu, sounds nice and comfy desu if you have good discipline desu
Yeah it's a pretty hawt summer desu, take care of yoself
>>33320138>ex was a major redditorBro should've looked in the mirror before dissing 4chan jk
But yeah my ex was just a tiktok dancer insta/snapchat girlie. No way I could mention this site without her thinking I was a major freakazoid
>>33320149WOMEN WITH ERECTILE DYS oh
>>33320144Yeah that is kinda why I brought up /pol/ and /r9k/ earlier. Those boards feel like where the weirdos of the past got pushed to. While /adv/ and /fit/ sorta went more mainstream.
>>33320143Did he find it interesting?
>>33320158Nta but neither of those are remotely usable.
>>33320150I mean... maybe lol? It just means like, that was when it clicked/sunk in
https://voca.ro/19R8zAMgtvxI
>>33320149Shit, I didn't know this.
>>33320129That's a dumb goal.
>>33320162Yeah, I mean they can be kinda interesting if you just want to be a tourist and browse. Kinda like a zoo.
>>33320064I take supplements, yes, of all vitamins and minerals.
>>33320086Nothing is stopping you at all, so you’re not better, you’re worse. Even if you do start now, at least I’ve never been as big as you to begin with.
>>33320093> -10kgI’m doing this for an entire week then
>>33320149Not getting your period means you have been purified and have reached the next level of ascension.
>>33320156Gay and overused joke, should’ve committed fully and said that transwomen are cool
>>33320155I have the objective best taste
>>33320166Yeah, they can also get irregular periods. This one chick I knew had hers every couple of months.
>>33320165>https://voca.ro/19R8zAMgtvxIYou should be a voice actor and do some books. I could listen to that voice explain, exactly why the British put beans on toast and why Birmingham is a shithole
>>33320160He said that they "lost the plot" in the discussion and started arguing about something unrelated. Also called you degenerates and said the thread is too far gone lol.
>>33320147Dude I know right. Some Reddit users have a moral superiority thing going on about using it but not 4chan.
> What did he think was weird about here?4chan gets name-dropped in those online conspiracy theory videos on YouTube and in a certain genre of TikTok/Reels content which is likely where he made his assumptions from. No amount of convincing from me helped.
>>33320165You should lean into the british slang to the point of nigh unreadability
>>33320173Probably true, the Old Testament said you shouldn’t touch women during shark week lest you be punished
>>33320176H-HI TRANSWOMEN :33
>>33320184The only tranny ITT is
>>33320172
>>33320178> the thread is too far gone lol.probably not wrong either lmao
>>33320165Yeah I live in Canada and I've never heard that jej
>>33320183It means you have left the sphere of being tied to earthly ego trying to reach immortality through procreation. You have stripped yourself bare to the soul.
>>33320172>an entire weekMight as well not bother. Think more in order of six to nine months.
>>33320177>why Birmingham is a shitholeI mean does this even warrant an explanation
>should be a voice actor and do some booksThank you that's super kind of you lol <3
Don't really have the means to unfortunately, sitting in a field rn with a dying phone
>booksWell I'm always writing, the quality is debatable...
>>33320194>I mean does this even warrant an explanationI've never set foot in brummy or the UK so i have no idea
>>33320191like reverse pregnancy
>>33320180I do sometimes after I've been down the pub (so the unreliability is a combination of inebriation and an obnoxious overuse of slang)
I'm often having to Google Americanisms here, slang and references and brands and whatnot. It's kind of fascinating honestly, feel I've learned a lot lol
Women would you get a job at the Suck n Fuck Buffet
>>33320190Also forgot to mention that this applies to wet dreams for men.
>stripped yourself bare to the soulYeah if they don’t have any meat on their bones there isn’t much left now is there
Formerly Seed and Feed Buffet
>>33320203Yeah, which is the point. To slowly fade into nothingness. Like rapture.
>>33320197My sis actually lived there for years and it's def one of those cities like L O N D O N that's a mix of good areas and really, really bad
Just saw a comment that sums it up pretty well imo
>I was born there 62 years ago. Birmingham and the greater conurbation of the West Midlands, was once an enormous industrial center. Coal mines, factories, steel works, car manufacturers, etc. It all started dying in the early 60s. Unemployment flourished. Large waves of immigrants poured in, which just exacerbated the social problems. Poverty breeds crime and large, ugly public housing estates were built that turned into no-go zonesSo you get the likes of Danny G from Smethwick when you're in a COD lobby jjk
>>33320183>>33320173>>33320190>>33320203You're brain rotted mentally ill fanatics
>>33320194>Well I'm always writing, the quality is debatable...Well give me an excerpt I want to see.
>I mean does this even warrant an explanation I mean you aren't wrong. I just don't understand why I have to wear a stab proof vest everytime I walk to the local tesco
>>33320210>have to wear a stab proof vest everytime I walk to the local tescoAre you speaking from experience here
Unless you are looking like a toff or like you have opps they will probs leave you be
I lifted, did cardio, made salmon wrap. Too hot to go outside. Now I'm bored what do besides crack one and vidya?
>>33320200Can you give some examples?
>>33320200What kind of Americanisms, they all seem second nature to me so I can't think of any
>>33320177Man I want to get one of those portable phone charger things. Then I could whip it out of my backpack and and magically increase my phone's current battery from 26% to near 100%. But alas I am an unemployed brokie currently...
>>33318715>Is that you on the guitaryea
https://vocaroo.com/17WeVUaZZ6qG
>>33320215>Are you speaking from experience hereGod no I don't go to third world countries.
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>>33320209>thinking I’m even remotely serious about this and not just shit posting
>>33320216We should play vidya together
>tfw my boyfriend said that he enjoyed driving over random people during his peak bad boy/young man angry at the world years
That's really hot
Do any other ATOGAs have an emotionally wounded bad boy with a heart of gold bf?
>>33320225giwtwm (the homeless guy your boyfriend ran over)
>>33320220Smooth how long you been playing
>>33320216>examplesYou mean of the American or British slang?
>>33320220Holy shit you're good!! Do you play in a band??
>>33320221Kek, based
I would do a vocaroo rn but a woman is opposite me taking photos of her dog. Pretty cute desu. I wish I was the dog...........
>>33320225This is why I want to be gay. I can't understand the female psyche
>>33320224What are you into?
Lately 7 days to die has been scratching my mining and crafting itch. Else i play a bit of pubg or RL with friends but looking for new stuff.
>>33320234Bro that post is obviously a LARP lmao......
>>33320232What American slang didn't make sense till u looked it up?
>>33320229i think i started when i was like 6 or 7 and i'm 28 now
>>33320232>Do you play in a bandno i'm just an incel neet shutin rn
>>33320238Oh clearly, I just need to explain why I"m gay.
>>33320243>You need 20+ years of experience to sound like thatYeah, I'm thinking it's over
>>33320232>I wish I was the dog...........You need me to take some pics of you buddy?
>>33320243Well you're fucking good bro, no cap. Do you write any of your own music or have a sound cloud (I get if you don't wanna doxx yourself tho) or anything?
>>33320247No pix just the affection ig jk
The dog was NAKED even what a slut jk
>>33320237Mostly things with coop elements cuz I suck at competitive kek. Don't have 7d2d but could cop it if it's on sale. Also have things like the forest, squad which no one plays, little bit of civ but I'm dogshit at strategy.
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>>33320216>salmon wrapDrop the ingredient list
>>33320220That is really good. The first voca reminded me of space westerns. Really good.
>>33320254Never understood this sort of meme
If dating is that bad, just jerk off and be single? It's not bad being single, the only real issue is that I chafe my penis sometimes
Are you enjoying the latest psyops? Would you care for another?
>>33320249>The dog was NAKEDLMAO dogs really have no shame
>affection ig jkListen man if you need a friend just ask. No need to hide behind jokes
>>33320259No, Idk why but the psyops have sucked lately
>>33320257pretty sure you're supposed to be the capybara in the meme, kek
>>33320259Whoever is doing this I wanna stick my dick in that nigga mouth
>any woman (you) don’t like
>waaahh you’re a troon
>>33320263Makes sense. Guinea pigs are shit.
>>33320263But I'm single right now, having gotten laid and dated doesn't make me a Chad
I'm just a guy with a job that I like and nobody that I like
>>33320273A troon, no dumbass
>>33320255Put salmon in a pan on med-low, add seasoning and cover.
Tortilla
Add sour cream or greek yogurt (optional)
Spinach
Pecans
Shredded white cheddar
When the whole salmon has gone from dark pink to lighter pink remove from heat then add to wrap as well.
I have enough for 2 more and I like em cold too, plus imma leave the fat in that pan and use it to cook my eggs tomorrow instead of butter.
do men find all the things women do cute? is it really like in the fanfics?
>>33320269post more pics of anorexic girls
though those pics were probably taken 15 years ago when that shit was still in style
>>33320177https://voca.ro/1gjJ6m1KosDP
>>33320283Basically. Except shitting or something.
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>>33320274thought you were the bri'ish guy
>>33320283yeah
>>33320269No, I accuse women I don't like of having no morals. Neuro, Cheswick, Rulebreaker, JH... all biological women, all moral voids.
>>33320284>>33320285You have no idea how retarded you look right now, niggers.
>>33320283Not all but a lot of them yes, and I'm way more likely to find something cute if I think the girl is cute
>>33320288You put cheese on that?
>>33320283Pretty much
Hell, my crush has puked on me and I didn't really care
>>33320293Sounding pretty testosterone laden
>>33320289>>33320291>>33320295>>33320298and how can you tell when a man finds you cute? and does it happen with all women or just ur gf?
>>33320292Stop projecting.
do women find all the things women do cute? is it really like in the fanfics?
Do women think about men
In a positive way, I mean
>>33320282Big fan of the pecan. Good job anon, might make one myself
>>33320304If he smiles and laughs and he's nice to you. Happens to some extent with all women but a lot with women he likes.
do women find all the things men do cute?
>>33320290Bro living his best life sharing a cuppa with miku
>>33320299Yeah melted cheese on it is peng desu
>>33320304only pretty girls can be cute, if he thinks you are pretty, he will think the things you do are cute, otherwise he will think they are cringe and try hard
>>33320304if he tries to make you laugh
girls are cute when they laugh
>>33320318What kind of cheese I only have mozz
>>33320316definitely not all of them, but men do lots of cute things, yes
>>33320288Wow this is really good, I'm still listening to it right now
>Heinz is there anything more GermanI love how even after the war the Germans were trying to take more from the English first their homes now their sterling's.
I let you know how the rest of it goes.
>>33320177BTW do you guys have any recommendations for good cheap portable phone chargers for android/USBC cuz I'm sick of my old phone dying while I'm out
Women
What's your favorite position?
>>33320319I don’t feel that way.
>>33320304Finding a woman cute is different from finding her actions cute! Though there's overlap.
I would tell my gf. Otherwise, if I'm attracted to her I'm more likely to hang out in her vicinity and look at her, but that won't tell you whether I think she's cute, pretty, beautiful, or hot, just that I think she's attractive in some undisclosed way.
>>33320283I saw 2 simps helping a foid who had blood on her ass. Men are pathetic in 2025. I doubt any of them got to fuck her after helping her.
>>33320323>this is really goodI'm drunk as hell mate but thanks lol
>Germans were trying to take more from the English first their homes now their sterling's.Pretty based not gonna lie
Just need a German nazi wife now jkk
>>33320319nah not true until you're old
when you're 35+ and have wrinkles that's when it really splits into women that can still act like cute girls and get away with it, and women that can't
any college girl going to calculus fumbling with her giant starbucks drink can be cute
>>33320326With my legs on his shoulders while I’m on my back
>>33320283I don't know, I haven't read your fanfics.
But femanon here often expresses frustration with the things moid finds cute.
>>33320246ngl i think most people could be better than me within 10 yrs
>>33320248i havent tried writing anything currently i just have a soundcloud where i put random improvisations and half assed covers
https://soundcloud.com/boogiepoppu
i ran out of minutes yesterday though
>>33320315cant that be mistaken for politeness tho?
>>33320325Send me an amazon wishlist and I'll get you a cheap 15-20 £ portable charger. If you are the one doing the Vocaroo's. You deserve it for that last one.
>>33320328cooking a healthy meal for themselves, pumping gas, shaving, waving back to a little kid that waved at them at the grocery store, send memes, putting on socks
>>33320313It might clash too much for some, but i like to add either this korean bbq sauce i got or franks red hot.
This is like my best or 2nd best dish and would be a go to if I ever cook for a grill
>>33320334When he talks down on me gently, occasionally
When he is hyper focused on fixing something or when he’s eating
>>33320339I guess but there's a level of it where he's being nice and a level where he likes you you'll have to use your womanly intuition to know. Also if he seems a bit nervous.
>>33320339nta, watch how they act with others
like let's say you're out with male friends and people are only trying to chat up the girl and make her laugh, while they ignore the dudes. Dead giveaway, lol.
>>33320321https://voca.ro/15KQe3Il1osh
femanons, how do you feel about a guy telling you "shush"?
>>33320323Alright I've been sold I'm heading over to the local Walmart and am getting some beans and toast.
>>33320348>>33320342>putting on socksLol
But thank you femanons
>>33320341>get you a cheap 15-20 £Ok, if you give that money to a children's or cat charity I will promise to oblige your forthcoming voca requests, how does that sound? X
>>33320357depends on the situation
>>33320359I agree with the socks thing. He likes when I put mine in too.
>>33320350what if he offered me a ride? but he never talked offtopic with me, just college questions and only at times
>>33320338Will der check put your sc properly at home man <3 thank you for sharing it here, you have a wonderful talent for the guitar groove
>>33320348>When he talks down on me gentlyHow so
>>33320367someone post memes about how to talk to female goblins
>>33320335Nice, it always feels great slinging a woman’s legs over my shoulders like some suspenders. They give a great vocal cue when it happens
Thoughts on one leg per shoulder vs both legs on a shoulder?
>>33320245>just need to explain why I"m gayWe're all ears bud :p jk
>>33320360Sure pick anyone in the local area around you. Unless its Welsh. I support the sheep. Not like that though lol
>>33320354Aw I don't have bread so I'll have to rawdog em. Also it's molasses and pork and not tomato.
What were you scrubbing lad
>>33320311If you weed past the radical liberal choice feminists and reach normal women, yeah
>>33320363>He likes when I put mine in tooOk now that I look at it that way it makes more sense lol
>>33320365Good sign
>Never talked off topicMaybe he's just having trouble thinking of things to say I know I'm like that. Has ne ever touched you at all, shoulders hand arm etc.
>>33320367Asking if I need help with basic things, treating me like a child essentially.
>>33320370I don’t mind one vs two :) Two legs up would be better more often just to get an even stretch lol
>>33320370>>33320379Could you also answer the second half of this post
>>33320381I think you misunderstand the premise. Both legs would be up in both situations. It’s just a matter of how the legs are distributed
>>33320381This was not the answer I was expecting. I thought women hated that shit
>>33320354Do you normally go on tangents? It is kinda endearing
>>33320382>Thoughts on one leg per shoulder vs both legs on a shoulder?Thats what I meant. But both legs on a shoulder feels good too, just isn't the same. There's something very primal about feeling a man's breath on my face, prime for spitting on me too.
>>33320365not that anon, it depends on how reserved the guy is.
if he's quiet and "proper" then it might take him a while to work his way up to asking you personal questions or asking if you're single, etc
You can help speed things along by being open, happy, flirty, encouraging him
>>33320380nope, never. he never added me on anything either. I do believe it was him being polite. he seemed like a good guy to everyone
>>33320385You’re really going to psychoanalyze this?
>>33320386it's probably not American feminist hours, kek
>>33320388Oh you freaky freaky, I’ve always wanted to spit on a woman. It just seems so animalistic.
>>33320326Spooning. It‘s like comfy, cuddly doggy.
>>33320389he didnt seem reserved with other girls tho
>>33320397I've been told so before. It feels great as long as it doesn't get in the eyes, then it kinda just ruins the vibe.
>>33320400The real question is big or little?
>>33320392No I’m not gonna psychoanalyze this. I’m just asking about the physics of it and whether or not the additional tightness and the angle from slinging two legs over one shoulder is as liked as just having two legs on two shoulders
>>33320390Again maybe he's nervous who knows
>>33320401And he's more closed off with you because he doesn't want to come off as goofy or make a mistake. I don't see what's he'd offer you a ride if he didn't at least somewhat care about you.
>>33320400I like this answer.
>>33320402Most people don’t like having anything in their eyes so that’s fair
>>33320403Obviously little in this case. I do love being big spoon during foreplay, very convenient to reach around and play with his dick.
>>33320401Who knows. If he's an extrovert and hangs out with like 50 girls, you might have to do something to let him know you're interested
>>33320412I mean feeling the boobs poke into the back is usually a highlight for the men as well.
>>33320418Yeah, that makes sense.
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>>33320412Hot. In order to truly understand how to give a good handjob a woman must give a reach around at least once in her life.
We did it atoga, I thought it would never happen again. We reached page 10 without a new thread being made early
Anyone just can’t recognize that one face? It’s my half brother in my case. I don’t know why I can’t recognize him when I see him, but I can’t. I didn’t grow up around him btw.
>>33320425>that picPlease stop, this is firing up my fantasy too much. Damnit.
>>33320217https://voca.ro/1fpsYWnBMv7Y
>>33320429WTF? How did that happen? That's amazing!
>>33320431I can recognize faces most of the time, but I can't remember them on command
I don't even really remember what my family looks like desu
>>33320387Yeah sometimes I'm very ADHD
>>33320373Well scrubbing floors and other furniture and walls mostly
Enjoy your beans anon <3 sounds like a very tasty meal desu
>>33320437all the annoying discord trannies left because they got ripped to pieces earlier itt
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>>33320430Too late, it’s already page 10
>>33320437I thought we wouldn’t see it until next year
>>33320433No, women are notoriously bad at handies and need to hear the truth.
>>33320435Don't you guys call fanny packs bumbags
>>33320290Men are told from childhood that they must not treat women like objects. Therefore, the only alternative is to treat objects like women.
>>33320449>notoriously bad at handiesI never got any complains so far.
>>33320457No shit, you’re still doing him a favor. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth and all that
>>33320443>got ripped to pieces earlier ittWhat happened?
No, I'm not reading the whole thread to find out.
>>33320461I always have to pause and slow down every now and then to keep him from cumming. I think thats not a very bad sign. He said nobody could ever touch him like I do. Maybe he is lying but maybe not. He seems to enjoy himself, so I will keep doing my thing.
>>33320465RB had a melty and started to dish out MKG/croc lore, said she didn’t know what kind of guy he is when she fell in love with him, her video chat pic got reposted and everyone called her fat and the whole shabang.
>>33320435i could care less means i care so little that i dont even care if i care less. or in other words i could stand to care less.
>>33320505it‘s actually I couldn‘t care less
>>33320486Ah. Explains why none of that registered with me.
>>33320453I have heard that term before kek
>>33320450Sorry I was rambling
Then phone died so just got home and put it charging x
Oof it's hot up here lol
>>33320372Give the money to something that matters to you personally x
Anyway I'm depressed and don't want to interact with all these guests over so I'm going to bed at 9pm lol
>>33319503I fell asleep to his sim making villager noises in his idle animation. :)