Thread 33317721

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Nigger

>>33317729
what the f

>>33317729
It's over.

Why has no one broken into my apartment at night and forcibly enveloped my pee pee in their mouth?

Women should be the larger sex.

>>33317729
Nahh I’m finna CRASHOUT over this

>>33317740
>Women should be the larger sex.
But they already are, my girlfriend's penis is bigger than mine

omfg weird hours can you all just stop

>>33317743
I'm pansexual and live in a place with a big community of sexually omnivorous queermo's so I have unironically had sex with transwomen and I've experienced some wonderful irl girldick in my ass. It's breathtaking, but I get that it's not for everyone.

>>33317747
go back

why do people get uncomfortable when they catch girls checking me out?

>>33317729
based George Washington from the grave

>>33317740
I wanna have large and long sex with him.
My burger came on my tits today.

>>33317743
Damn, reminded me of this classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3AP7kmDNsY

>>33317743
>>33317748
americans are talking about trannies again

>>33317747
Take a look outside of your window. There is a man parked in a car outside with the lights on, naked and jerking off while he stares at your house.

>>33317749
blah blah blah
>>33317754
ur dumb

>>33317747
The more americans the lower quality, always

>>33317751
how tol are you...

Every man in his life eventually asks himself this question. Are women comfortable around me because they want to fuck me if shit goes bad with their husbands and boyfriends, or are they comfortable around me because they think I'm a homosexualistic gayfer who won't lust after them because they think I exclusively suck other men's dicks?

>>33317740
If this is the case all men should have 10 inch cocks to even it out

>>33317747
>>33317757
when the quantity of american moids increases, the frequency of discussion pertaining to bodily waste, male homosexuality, rape, and transgenderism increases tenfold

>>33317757
actually tho wtf

>>33317762
I wish my penis was a little bit taller
I wish I was a big-baller
I wish my penis was like 7 inches to 9

>>33317761
I've never had to ask this question because a women has never been comfortable in my presence

My friends little brother failed his entire year of high school and somehow told nobody for the entire year

>>33317762
that would be based thoughever

>>33317761
>tfw I really do wonder why women seem to like me as a friend so much relative to how invisible I am sexually
It feels kind of bad

>>33317763
How about I sodomize you and then poop in your mouth?

Men,

Do you use c.ai (character.ai) or any alternative to it

>>33317721 (OP)
Do women like having their throats used

>>33317761
A male "friend" to women is a dick in a glass jar that they break in case of emergency.

How do I make a man like me? Somehow when I'm not even trying they like me, but when I like them I fumble a lot

>>33317773
No but I looked at it, and I guess that's for ERPing with AI versions of popular characters like fanfiction?
I think women might be more into that.

>>33317770
I've been through this and it unironically helped with the context when more than one female friend asked me out on a date, in one case ending in first date sex, during a break from a shaky relationship with another dude.

>>33317773
Yes,
I wish they wouldn't forget so much

>>33317773
I don't use ai garbage at all, except when internet searches force them on me

>>33317776
fumble more and apologize for being awkward and shy
it's cute and will endear you to them and make them want to protect you

>>33317753
>>33317757
>still seething 242 years later
Do bongs really?

>>33317758
Wait until you find out how overweight she is.

>>33317782
No it won't stop lying

>>33317773
Gay shit

>>33317778
It's AI chat but you can customize it to be any character you like or use other people's characters.

>>33317781
I use ChatGPT as therapy and for pep talks.

>>33317762
You WILL accept the SPH and you WILL be happy.

>>33317773
No
I'm assuming the same as the other anon
I have used AI Dungeon though

>>33317773
No. I think that would make me even more depressed.

>>33317751
Zamn the huzz on FREAK SHYT tonight ong

>>33317783
I'm not Bri'ish, if anything I despise them for spawning the USA

>>33317786
Nta but trust me sis

>>33317786
Imagine if you were the 5'1 90 pound korean, imagine how many headpats you'd get

>>33317790
Never

>>33317773
No
>>33317779
If I'm reading you right: being friends with women just means you're a backup boyfriend later down the line? That's gross, I don't want to be a backup dick, I'd like to have friends and separate sexual partners.

>>33317796
Sounds fake
>>33317797
I'm not. I'm 5'8 so I will never be "cute"

>>33317773
I use it as a translator sometimes for longer sentences and more complex ideas

>>33317800
If you're shorter than him you'll always be cute

>>33317800
why not

>>33317800
you're a girl, i guarantee you can be cutesy enough to be liked as a pet and never taken seriously if you want

>>33317785
Plump chicks just mean more folds of fun. More to love.

Men, do you hate women?

Cheeky 4th of July game anyone?
https://skribbl.io/?GfCgcwJH

>>33317721 (OP)
Men
If you could make your cock any size, what would it be.

>>33317807
No

>>33317810
7 inches. Enough to be big but not enough to cause problems like, wearing shorts, or having to adjust it in public

Why have some people licked the underside of my scrotal sack unexpectedly?

>>33317807
too cute and soft to hate

>>33317810
I would make it too big to have sex.
If I'm already going to live the rest of my life without sex then I might as well have a good reason for it.

>>33317776
If you struggle with men, why not date women instead?

>>33317807
No
>>33317810
I'd go up to 6.75-7" length and 5.25" girth or so.
Getting back my foreskin too, while I'm taking my dick to the shop.

>>33317813
you downloaded grindr

>>33317807
No, women are great

>>33317812
I always wanted to have a Disco Stick long enough to need a customized pair of third-leg trousers.

You want to lick my feet anyway, you freak.

>>33317810
10 inches
I've seen several femanons talk about it being the best size

>>33317807
No, I still want them as friends and a gf.
But I'm definitely frustrated and wish we could trade places in this sex game. Like damn, how about you struggle to be good enough and jump through flaming hoops, and I sit back and judge you? Damn that would be fun, we should play like that next time, see how you all like it.

>>33317822
Post em

>>33317810
Large enough to give me hypotension and make me pass out when I pop a boner

>>33317822
>>33317785
Fml
Where did my quote go

>>33317810
I'd just make it a little thicker maybe, I don't have any real complaints about its size

>>33317773
Never tried it.

>>33317815
Kek, good idea.

>>33317789
How effective is it really? The only person I know who uses chatgpt just asks it depressing things and it sycophantically agrees and puts him on weird thoughts loops, but it could just be a skill issue.
Does knowing that it's not a person affect the value of your interactions with it? Would you rather have a real person and you just don't have any other options, or do you see the chat as having more value? I wish I could use more of those things but it always starts to feel cyclical and fake to me. I'm very open to it just being a me issue though and I'd like to get this value out of it that a lot of other people apparently are.

>>33317807
I don't really like them 2bh

I need a vampire gf right now

>>33317807
No, I love women.

>>33317802
I rarely am
>>33317805
How will doing that make him like me

>>33317810
Exactly 11 inches
But a perfect shower, I want minimal growth.

>>33317810
11x6.25 inches so I could get a bunch of cock piercings, move to California, and destroy women and femboy hole

>>33317833
people who get value out of it are unironic NPCs and soon they will probably fail the turing test themselves
i doubt they can tell the difference between text that is valuable information and text that isn't

>>33317822
Lol my boyfriend sucks my toes nightly

>>33317838
Where do you live that you're "rarely" shorter than men at 5'8
>How
Because he'll see you as this silly ditzy cute little thing that he has to protect and love

>>33317833
maybe you can prompt it to be good but its shit. writing stuff on a journal has the same effect

i need a gf who hates wearing clothes

>>33317838
guys have an instinct to protect cute helpless girls
and also an instinct to bang them
that's why it's so easy to catch them by asking them for help with things and pretending to be clumsy
make yourself irresistibly huggable

Children are starving on the street, there's one disappearing every week. Do you call that justice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03YGM_kcZ60

>>33317841
NorCal or SoCal

I need a gf who loves wearing clothes... within a balanced budget.

>>33317800
>perfect height for forehead kisses
>not cute
You're so wrong

(((fem)))anons
do your boyfriends know you go on 4chan?

>>33317849
Nudist with sensory issues from Autism?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61zJHstzOoY

>>33317851
>Do you call that justice?
No, not at a rate of only one a week. Gotta get rid of them faster than that, otherwise they're just starving in the street.

I need a gf who loves

>>33317855
You got the part about me being a Jew-Jew right, at least.

>>33317810
8 inches long, 6 inches in girth, keep my upward curve.

>>33317849
>>33317858
Hi, this is me

>>33317849
So a French woman?

I just want her to reach out again already so we can talk, cuddle and finish our playthrough of the adventures of cookie and cream on ps2

>>33317850
You do realize it's a man behind that screen playing with against those exact instincts?

>>33317862
lol your schlong is 8 inches long. You have an 8 inch long schlong!

>>33317865
no god this can't be real french women can't possibly be THAT sexy

>>33317852
Where are the asian sluts?

>>33317863
Do you post on redtoga?

>>33317863
how does that work? does fabric just feel irritating?

>>33317861
I didn't mean to refer to that cat poster. I thought it could have multiple meanings depending on the context.

>>33317870
French women stop being sexy when you hear what their cultural attitudes are like after they speak to you in English.

>>33317866
>the adventures of cookie and cream on ps2

>>33317855
My fiance better still be listening to me on here so he doesn't lose hope. Month 3 out of 6 is beginning.

>>33317872
Both

>>33317876
I'm a self-hating anglophone personally so that's fine with me

>>33317849
I'd wear less clothes around the house if I lived alone. Underwear has to stay on, though.
>>33317855
If I wasn't painfully single, I'd always make sure the guy I'm dating knows I hornypost on 4chan. Wouldn't want the person I care about to be offended by how I spend my time mostly-anonymously online.

>>33317878
tell me the lore

>>33317855
Yeah. I tell him about my posts sometimes

>>33317884
No. This is my brain chemicals.

>>33317883
>Underwear has to stay on, though.
This is a half measure. I don't know if I can accept a half-measure.

>>33317872
SoCal

>>33317873
No

>>33317874
It depends on a lot of things like the material, quality, the ambient temperature, how much I'm moving. Like sometimes I hardly notice it and other times it's like I'm being stabbed by a thousand needles so I try to limit how much I'm wearing at any given time.

>>33317883
>I'd always make sure the guy I'm dating knows I hornypost on 4chan
would you use it as a excuse to reveal your kinks so he "just knows" in bed?

Does anyone else here ERP with people who are married? I have an ERP relationship with two people who each have a spouse, and both of their spouses know about it and are okay with it.

>>33317883
Can it just be panties with no bra?

>>33317721 (OP)
Can someone explain to me why every single person online and irl in my generation say they are the friend that puts in effort to hang out but the same effort is returned. Everyone says they are the person in the group project doing all the work and no one else does anything.

I have NEVER met anyone who puts in effort to hanging out and meeting up in my generation. It was always older people who invited me to things. Whenever I hang out with people my age (genz) I am doing everything from planning, constantly reminding, etc and they still flake on me.
I'm so sick of this...

>>33317887
i want to know your brain chemicals

I'm gonna go play sims~
https://youtu.be/aEb5gNsmGJ8?si=ZobM1X3sXhIgHIGN

>>33317888
I'm constantly going to be leaving snail trails around the house, then. And I don't want to have to clean that up, let alone deal with the hygiene implications.

>>33317877
literally the most fun I've ever had playing video games. It's the only one we've ever really played together too. I JUST WANT US TO LOVE EACH OTHER AGAIN

>>33317889
What about bedsheets, can they have the same effect?

>>33317842
I agree with the sentiment about most people who use it, but it's a bit of a simplification.
Maybe it's not there yet but I don't like completely writing something off that I could just learn to use more effectively.

Women, Have you ever had someone masturbate you with a hardened turd?

>>33317886
do you guys ever shitpost together?

Another 4th of july with no bf taking me to the boardwalk ferris wheel to watch fireworks and kiss at the top...

>>33317808
Did you get any players?

>>33317898
sorry JH I need a woman who can commit here

>>33317890
No, I'm always very open about the things I would like to do with a bf in bed. If anything, I'd be worried he'd learn about the weird shit I like conceptually but would never want to do that I've shared ITT and either judge me or ask me to do them.

>>33317907
Not really, he doesn't use 4chan much anymore but he gives me ideas

French accents really are so hot on women

>>33317883
>Underwear has to stay on, though.
Coward

>>33317903
Not really, because like I said, temperature and quality are a big thing and I have sheets and blankets of all types. But also no because they're not encompassing the way clothes are.

>>33317898
Okay what if you take your panties off to sit in my lap and just stain my clothes with your snail trail?

>>33317911
>the weird shit I like conceptually
>but would never want to do
tell me more

>>33317894
It can be. Nobody would be happy in thay scenario, though.
>>33317910
Bitch you better learn to cover your furniture in plastic liners then, because I'd be soaking everything you own. You can't talk shit then complain later about it.

>>33317913
cute

>>33317918
JH-san, I'm letting you down easy here. I don't need to convince you to do something you don't want to do, when I can get a woman who does it because she feels more comfortable that way.

>>33317915
Not a coward, just don't want more to clean.
>>33317916
Well I always have to do the fucking laundry, so that's just as much work.
>>33317917
It's stuff I either can't do like be with fantasy monsters and shit like that, or it's stuff that's only hot in a vacuum where everything magically goes exactly as planned and nobody's feelings can be hurt like public sex or group stuff.

>>33317889
What do you usually wear? What are you wearing right now?

>>33317896
Why

>>33317920
Enjoy your gross apartment, then. Sorry for being thoughtfully practical.

>>33317895
Anon I've got a big thing this weekend, it's in the deep dark woods of eastern Kentucky

>>33317927
i like to know these things

>>33317929
Why so angry JH? You're just not my type. The appeal is gone if you don't actually hate clothing.

damn he really called her over to help him do his hair and clothing before he goes out to die in battle

>>33317904
nta but for a while I trained it on the kind of therapeutic approach I wanted by feeding it the state of the art books on it and making it react accordingly, I‘d then ask it to help me reframe situations I was having troubles with according to that to help me see more clearly and rational
in general
you probably shouldn‘t just use chatGPT naked, it‘s very slimy and generic, kinda like trying to ask your toxic positivity woowoo fb inspirational quote aunt who‘s idea of depression is the big sad that goes away if you just force yourself to do things people do without depression for genuine help, but you can get it to be helpful in specific ways if you want to

>>33317886
who is your bf now? did you already file for divorce?

>>33317933
Oh, I get it. And I'm mad because I wasted my day off today.

I wish Venus and Mars were habitable planets.

>>33317914
Agreed. And it's so funny when they say certain words that sound goofy but cute in English.

>>33317924
I feel that. I'm not a moist individual, so I don't have to worry about that.

>>33317925
Just my underwear. Free boobing it while reading.

>>33317941
Why? Your life would be no different there than how it is here.

>>33317932
Well I put some thc in my brain just now so I can really enjoy this game.

Found out who bbno$'s new girlfriend is and she mogs the shit out of me :(((

>>33317940
It's okay. You don't have to bust your ass every day.

state gender
describe the last pornographic material you willingly consumed.

>>33317951
you really have abysmal taste in men

>>33317937
>who is your bf now?
No one you know.
>did you already file for divorce?
Working on it.
>>33317935
Is it more or less effective than just looking at all the sources yourself?
Thanks for the response and tips

>>33317955
F. A guy fucking a sex doll.

>>33317955
M
Guy fucks flat chested stepdaughter while she was on the phone

>>33317955
M
Is it weird if I don't use material? I just imagine a woman in my mind.

>>33317955
Imagining the women of /atoga/.

>>33317957
Idc he's a sweetheart and the world would be a better place if more moids were like him

>>33317954
I want to, though.
>>33317955
F. Stupid ASMR shit.

Why do men all talk about wanting a virgin gf but refuse to wait until marriage?

also many of them themselves aren't virgins and watch porn

>>33317773
nope, sounds to me like a massive waste of time.

>>33317807
Living a celibate life is less stressful than trying to interact with women in any way.

>>33317822
how can you say you love him if you won't even let him lick your feet?

>>33317950
how does thc relate to your fiance? what are months 3 through 6?
what game are you referring to, the sims? what are you having your character do?

>>33317955
Ugh, some video from the /gif/ board of a guy using some weird sex toy.

>>33317955
M
Audio porn about an anal only bunnygirl servicing the listener. It ticked off so many of my kinks at once. She said good boy a lot.

State gender and:

If you could create a temporary clone of yourself, and your partner asked you to make one for a threesome, would you do it for them?

>>33317965
anyone have the collage?

>>33317959
>>33317971
first time I ever heard of women finding this stuff hot.

>>33317973
Another mouth to feed? IN THIS ECONOMY??

>>33317944
more life filled planets is good

>>33317973
I'd create a clone of myself and then fight myself to the death.

>>33317973
This is a trap

>>33317773
I use perchance ai rpg to jerk off
Right now I'm in the middle of seducing my (fictional) gf's mom

>>33317973
M and yes, sounds good to me
(although I'd rather an opposite-gender clone, and/or her creating a (female) clone of herself)

>>33317975
>women
There's a reason they find these toys hot

Women would you rather live on a terraformed, earthlike Mars or Venus?

god this movie is killing me rn

>>33317955
M
Vinnegal cosplaying in a bathhouse.

>>33317973
F. No. My temporary clone would be mad about being brought into the world only to be ripped from life at our whim, so she'd kill us.

>>33317967
>I want to, though.
Slow down and relax baby, life isn't going anywhere.

>>33317958
>Is it more or less effective than just looking at all the sources yourself?
More, because I can keep the conversation and return to it whenever I need help with a situation again. I might forget some important concepts or aspects or be biased in my interpretations if I only rely on reading the source material. This way I get a bot trained on the neutral approach to react to my biased take in an analytical and logical way. It takes the human aspect out of it. For example, with my last psychiatrist, she was an older lady shortly before retirement, upper middle class, you could tell she had no real interest in humans and psychology, to her it was just a job she chose because studying was something the better daughters did back in her days. Her whole approach was soaked with disdain for the unwashed masses that bothered her with their lowly issues and unrefined behavior. You could tell that she wished you would just snap out of it and act normal. Which really fucked me over desu, because ofc I tried but it never worked and only made me feel even more miserable and it made me clam up more and more and not feel like being honest or vulnerable anymore. With AI, they have no feelings towards your situation. That aspect gets fully side stepped, where the therapists emotional state influences how they interpret you and your problems. Someone might get triggered by your situation, someone might be bored about your repetitive issues, someone might be biased about you based on their political or religious beliefs etc. That kind of soulless aspect of AI can actually be a good thing to get non biased support.

>>33317989
What ethnicity is this human?

>>33317974
Don't you fucking start.

>>33317975
I find it hot that a man humiliates himself to that degree just to get a semblance of having pussy access.

>>33317955
F
Lilijunex impaling herself on a massive horse dildo

>>33317993
I'll relax after I find a husband and have a baby. Until then, I'm working hard every single day.

>>33317965
>of /atoga/.
Anon...

>>33317984
what's that reason?

>>33317999
reverse hamster type woman

please come back to me already, I miss you so much :(

>>33317999
which hole

>>33317988
what movie?

>>33317999
did you find it hot or disgusting?

>>33317999
Why?

>>33318003
They're not women

>>33317955
Imagining being one of JH's students who gets to assfuck her in her office

>>33318015
Lab techs don't work with students, anon.

>>33318006
Vaginal

>>33318007
Both? It's hot, but in a gross way.

>>33318008
I don't have a lot of depth, so the visual of someone with a pocket dimension for a pussy is intriguing to me.

>>33318007
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twilight_Samurai

>>33318017
She has some access to students

>>33317994
>With AI, they have no feelings towards your situation. That aspect gets fully side stepped, where the therapists emotional state influences how they interpret you and your problems. Someone might get triggered by your situation, someone might be bored about your repetitive issues, someone might be biased about you based on their political or religious beliefs etc. That kind of soulless aspect of AI can actually be a good thing to get non biased support.
I find this part really interesting, and I assumed it was the main reason certain groups of people are so drawn to and take everything ai says and does at face value (I'm not accusing you of this, just relating it)
And people who are anti AI tend to see the lack of human aspect as a negative and would probably say some version of the inverse of your reasoning for why they'd only go to human therapists.
But thank you, I might actually try it.

>>33317799
Unless you're not fuckable or they see you as a sibling, this is your fate.

>>33318018
what's the largest thing that has been inside your pussy?

>>33318018
Are you a lesbian? Do you schlick off to it?

>>33317807
No

>>33317968
I'm a virgin and I watch porn but I can stop wanna get married

>>33317970
Rn just hitting the randomizer button and making him change clothes like poof.

>>33318018
>Vaginal
Giant toys are not hot but I cannot see the appeal of this at all. How does she not wreck her vagina?

>>33318018
>someone with a pocket dimension for a pussy is intriguing to me
NTA, but it's all technique and material. I don't specifically know the toy, but horse dildos tend to be made from some really soft silicone that easily deforms and bends into itself if you make it.
>>33318021
Doesn't mean I'm ever alone with them. That's not typically my job.

>>33317998
I kind of find it hot for that reason but minus the overt humiliation.
For me, it's just that it's exactly what his body was designed to do and feel, but he's wasting it all on some crude, manmade approximation of the real thing.
And yet, it still gets the job done anyways, your body on a basic functional level can't tell the difference and if it feels good enough you'll cum anyways.
So thinking that a guy wants to get off in the most pleasurable way so badly that he simulates it with a toy is hot to me.

Should I get a leave in conditioner "for men" or is the girly shit better

>>33318039
The girly shit is better. """"Men"""" products do not care if their hair is all falling out.

>>33317807
yes but only because they don't love me

>>33317878
3 out of 6?

>>33318028
Like 6 inches of a dildo

>>33318029
I'm bi

>>33318035
Vaginas are meant to stretch but she doesn't even gape. I don't get it.

>>33318039
Women's conditioner is usually made with better ingredients

>>33318033
And poof

>>33318044
But what if I don't want to smell like a girl?

>>33317892
Are you absolutely sure they know about it? Seems like that's something people would usually have problems with

When I find new music, I'll usually find one song I really like, listen to it on repeat until I hate it
how do I stop this? Other songs just don't hit the same.

>>33318032
>I watch porn but I can stop
DQ'd

>>33318051
In my transformation phase. Though I did probably knock off a week of that by my pills getting lost in the mail.

>>33318033
>>33318055
i see

>>33318024
You also can side stepped your own blocking, where you might feel unable to be honest about how you truly feel because it‘s hard to admit some unhealthy thoughts or behaviors to another human being. Telling it to AI is whatever, since it has no interest in judging you about anything. It just gives you unbiased feedback based on what framework you fed it.
Yeah, try it. It‘s free and easy and can be fun, there really is nothing to lose with giving it a go. Ofc you shouldn‘t just take what it says at face value unchecked, but thats true for anything a human therapist would say too. In fact, probably more, since you have to be on guard to filter out the way their personal bias might color their feedback.
For example, my current psychiatrist is himself overweight, so it‘s difficult for me to truly and honestly talk about my disordered eating and my body dysmorphia because it just feels off.

>>33318056
Then you're gay. Girls smell great.

>>33318059
Dairy Queen'd?

>>33318060
so is this fiance imaginary? or is there a special someone?

>>33317995
Slavic (I think).

>>33318068
Nta but you're kinda the worst person to take advice from on what's gay and not

Men
Thoughts on your gf wearing sheer clothing?

She's at home, no new reels, I hope she's thinking about our relationship

>>33318060
You're finally transitioning?

>>33318072
You want to sniff men! That's gay!

>>33318073
Yes. That is all.
Even better if she chooses to incorporate sheer fabric into an everyday outfit.

>>33318073
Sure why not

>>33318073
I would be happy just to have a gf

>>33318073
Hot

>>33318038
>he's wasting it all on some crude, manmade approximation of the real thing
Yeah, thats what gets me too. I also really enjoy the aspect where he is truly only focusing on his own pleasure since he is not concerned with trying to perform for another person or giving them pleasure in any way. Basically, you get to see how guys would fuck if they would fuck with no regard to the pussy in front of them and just egoistically pump away. Really emphasizes the feral and uninhibited aspect of fucking in my opinion.

Where do I meet clingy gf

I want to sniff a woman's sweaty body and I want her to sniff mine.

>>33318070
Yes

Women I joined the military. Thoughts?

>>33317999
>Lilijunex
Jesus her pussy is huge.

>>33318075
Transitioning your dad into your mom

>>33318073
It's not my thing but I'm not going to force my clothing preferences on her (unless she's into that sort of thing, in which case I absolutely would)

>>33318073
What's that?
>see-through
Absolutely degenerate. No.

>>33317955
M
https://nhentai.net/g/353828/

>>33317973
Yeah. Can't question any weird insecurities about someone liking things the other you does better.
F

>>33318088
When do you get to die?

>>33318052
>Like 6 inches of a dildo
did it feel good?
so you are either a virgin or have been with dudes with really small dicks, right?

>>33318085
i understand. good luck on your endeavors.

>>33317975
I've had my partner send vids and images of jerking off. It's not unheard of, you just aren't seeing it where you look.

>>33318099
2028

>>33318088
Terrible idea
t. Army vet

>>33318095
>Yuri
>rape
Based

Boring ass thread 2nite

Women
If you gender swapped do you think you'd be successful with women?
You keep your current level of attractiveness, so if you're a 6/10 woman you'll be a 6/10 man.

>>33318107
>army vet
whenever someone says that, my brain reads it as veterinarian not veteran and it makes me think of someone treating wounded soldiers like animals lol

>>33318107
Too late old man

>>33318110
probably not, no
I likely would not bother, sounds too annoying

>>33318088
are you going to explode your knees and buy a car

If you didn't meet your partner in school and dont go on apps, how do you get a gf/bf these days? Every answer i get is like "i met my gf on a discord about gaming".

>>33318109
What would make it fun?

>>33318110
If I'm already successful with women, then that'll translate to being as good with them as a man, right?

>>33318119
mutual friends
>inb4 I have no friends or all my friends are incels that know not a single female
what makes you think you can get a gf if you can‘t even have a normal social circle?

>>33318018
>I don't have a lot of depth, so the visual of someone with a pocket dimension for a pussy is intriguing to me.
You know, same. It's not so much even overtly sexual as it is fascinating.

Women if your bf woke up from anaesthesia and in hai delirium started muttering something about "putting the undesirables" what would you think

>>33318121
>If I'm already successful with women, then that'll translate to being as good with them as a man, right?
No, that's an advantage.

>>33318033
Did you make MoistCr1TiKaL?

>>33317955
Uhhh googled some rn but probably at least two weeks since I got banned for horny posting that lewd image.

>>33318119
Acquaintances you meet through friends/coworkers, mostly. Also met a stranger today just going out with friends, got his number. Doubt it'll go anywhere, but opportunities are everywhere if you're open to them.

>>33318104
Congrats, there will be a different president by then.

>>33318110
Fuck no id be a disgusting incel and probably homeless and with a long record of arrests
>>33318119
Well I met my bf through an email/discord group but we were irl friends for years before getting together.
Discord is just the digital equivalent to having a friend group.
At the core these people are just making friends with common interests and taking it from there.
I'd guess there's a shorter timeline and less worry about doing something socially unacceptable.

>>33318056
Get something more neutral.

>>33318132
the hell is an email group?

>>33318132
*I'd guess that, but you can still carry over a lot of the same process and skills, it's just harder to get your foot in

>>33318110
>If you gender swapped do you think you'd be successful with women?
Yes, probably. I think having an actual view of how women see men would be endlessly beneficial. And not that bullshit women try to feed men as dating advice. Plus I'd be hot.

>>33318113
>Too late old man
Nam. Just saying it's a bad idea.

>>33318119
Completely on accident. She started flirting with me while she was working.

>>33318132
>id be a disgusting incel and probably homeless and with a long record of arrests
NTA, would you give good dick, though? I'd fix you for it if it was good enough.

>fumbled the 9/10 nerdy girl
how do I recover from this

>>33318141
not

>>33318137
>Yes, probably. I think having an actual view of how women see men would be endlessly beneficial
How do they

>>33318100
It did.
And six inches isn't "really small"

>>33318123
It is also sexual. She seems like she is enjoying herself.

>>33318140
I'm autistic.
>>33318134
Just a group of people that all communicated through email lol

>>33318128
Ye

>>33318119
If you spend most of your free time sitting in front of your computer is not surprise you'd start dating people you actually are interacting with.
In the same train of thought, if you aren't meeting people to date on the places you frequent, work, hobbies, etc. It's time to look somewhere else, try new hobbies, do new things. What kind of things depends entirely in who you are.

>>33318146
Yes, we all know you're autistic. What does that have to do with dick?

>>33318129
Would you kindly describe it to me?
both the one you just googled and the one from two weeks ago.

>>33318146
>communicated through email
what? why? why not a less awkward platform? where di you even find those?

movie just made me cry. feels cathartic, man.

>>33318145
>And six inches isn't "really small"
got any other toys besides your 6inches friendo?
if so, which one is your favorite?

>>33318154
Fag

>>33318157
i know.

>>33318121
>If I'm already successful with women, then that'll translate to being as good with them as a man, right?
Lol no. I'll be the first to admit that we have a certain level of grace given to us that men don't. Women will take straight up ugly ass women over a mid guy just because she's a woman. I love my other WLW but some of those bitches look like they should be guarding bridges with riddles.

>>33318143
>How do they
Sorry, trade secret. But just candid things other women have told me they look for in a guy, things that work on them, what they find attractive.

>>33318157
>Fag
Don't be a dick

>>33318152
https://www.xvideos.com/video.ipllavh3871/busty_blonde_karma_rx_go_crazy_for_a_giant_dick
And it was a picture of a smaller guy plapping a large woman.

>>33318145
For whatever reason, I feel like men assume 6" isn't large or above average, therefore unsatisfying. It's retarded, really.
Eh, I get distracted when it's something impressive like that. There may have been a beginning goal with whatever horned up feeling was there, but it ends after getting caught up in what seems like would be highly uncomfortable and like an impossible feat for myself.

>>33318160
delete that asap, you don't want to get banned.

>a smaller guy plapping a large woman
are you a large woman?

>>33318159
>Sorry, trade secret.
Most useful femanon award

>>33318122
I have friends but I might have outgrown them. The one friend asked if I am interested because he was trying to set me up with someone but he is religious and I don't want to date some religious girl, because I am not religious and I don't want to waste her time.

Other than that all my friends who are married and have gfs just say "if i knew would let you know". Most are just happy to get the wives they have and many of them met in college.
>have their wives set you up.
They are all friends with each other and have no new friends.

>>33318166
Then your only other option is discord servers.

>>33318163
Yeah

>>33318160
you have good taste

>>33318169
ever been with a shorter guy?
do shorter guys hit on you at all?

M.
I wish women who were smart worked jobs that were traditionally feminine like school teachers and librarians. Now that these jobs are shafted by the death of middle class, all smart women just turn to stem/business.
I wish i had a librarian gf/wife. Now all librarians are old women and all young female teachers are batshit crazy (my aunt is one and i hear the stories of all these roastie teachers who are nothing like the ones i had)

>>33318169
how tall???

>>33318168
I don't play video games.
My hobbies are weightlifting, reading, horse riding/training, and motorcycle riding.

Everyone pls ask AI to generate their looksmatch based on a pic of yourself and post it.

>>33318156
Yes I have a few dildos with most being about 5 inches of insertable length. I have a few different types of vibrators. I have two butt plugs. And some ben wa balls which I was told would give me better pelvic floor control but that was a lie. My favorite is my massage wand.

>>33318175
>acting retarded, like there is only discord servers for gayming or as if you have to join one specifically about hobbies and can‘t also join one based on location
I guess I can see why you are single.

>>33318173
How much do librarains get paid, I thought that was a I'm going to die old person job.

>>33318176
What do you use for that?

I haven't taken a photo of myself in years.

>>33318180
I just used chatGPT, put a pic of myself and then asked it to gen a pic of my male looksmatch based on it.

>>33318176
How do you even enter the details for that?

>>33318181
ok, and? use one you have or take one rn

>>33318161
6 inches being above average doesn't mean it cN measure up to the gut rearranging joy that other women

>>33318183
see
>>33318182

>>33318119
Through work, or through luck.
Or, increasingly, not at all because nobody goes outside, they just tell you "well, I found my partner in high school, uh, maybe you should go to the park or something".

>>33318176
Guy looks kinda like me

>>33318190
cute

>>33318176
This looks like Wendigoon

>>33318176
No, it will generate a hot girl and I don't need to be any more demoralized about the state of the modern world.

I should stop expecting her to stop no contact so soon. It could be weeks and even then, we might not get back together immediately. Sad

>>33318194
[unsubscribe from retard blog]

>>33318176
I'd marry her desu.

>>33318196
Crazy how it got the shirt right

>>33318192
not really…

>>33318196
adorable

Women I shaved

>>33318176
No

>>33318198
Oh, now I see the "American" face.
I just saw beard and the hair

>>33318151
Well...you'd have to be patient..

>>33318203
makes sense

>>33318177
what is pelvic floor control and what do you want to get better at it?
do you really need all those sex toys?

>>33318197
>Crazy how it got the shirt right
Kek it didn't I'm just wearing a black shirt and I have long hair so I think it just assumed I had a Nirvana shirt on.

>>33318207
nta but anon meant that the writing was correct, since AI usually fucks that up

Women, rate my pickup line
"Hey, you're pretty fat (her actual weight is irrelevant), but I'm a fat fetishists so I like fat bitches. Wanna go on a date?"

I hate my name

moids what is your favorite fruit (an actual fruit not pussy or some equally retarded answer)

>>33318213
What is it

>>33318209
that will only work on 1 femanon here

>>33318214
apricots

>>33318216
>femanon
>here

>>33318214
peach

>>33318214
Elton John

>>33318215
teyquishonda

>>33318214
Mangos

>>33318214
Oranges

>>33318214
The only fruit I can stand to eat are bananas

>>33318169
Large as in tall, or large as in weight?

>>33318226
wtf did you eat growing up

>>33318204
I'm pretty patient in the right contexts.

>>33318228
Dino nuggies

>>33318206
Kegels. And no but I don't want to throw them away. I only use four of them on a regular basis.

>>33318222
kek

>>33318214
Strawberry

Runner-Ups:
Apple
Banana
Mango
Watermelon
Raisins (not grapes)

>>33318228
Food that isn't fruit?
Idk what you want

>>33318213
Me too

>>33318214
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangosteen

>>33318214
Mangosteen, but I never get to have it.

Very close runner ups are mangoes, strawberries, and peaches/nectarines.

>>33318237
>>33318238
>steen

I'm playing geoguessr and I got put on a fucking boat

>>33318213
First or last? Or the combination?

>>33317999
I just looked her up.
She's ugly and has a horrible voice, but man she can fix a whole suitcase in her vagina.

>>33318238
>>33318237
yo wtf get out of my head bro

>>33318240
Me in the back

>>33318240
lel

>>33318240
BBC Island?

>>33318237
>>33318238
these two have been listening to bruce springsteen for july 4th and got memory-primed

oats, scrambled eggs or tuna sandwich for breakfast?

>>33318235
it's weird to never eat fruit beside bananas
>>33318237
i've eaten mangosteen before lol. it's alright, don't care for the watery+stringy texture of the segments plus big seeds
>>33318238
i can only get it at one asian grocery store and they're usually old to the point that the skin is dried

>>33318249
oats and scrambled greggs

>>33318214
mangos, they are delicious.

>>33318252
>both
thats a lot…

>>33318249
Egg

>>33318251
>they're usually old to the point that the skin is dried
depressing
>>33318254
get to it!

>>33318249
Tuna sandwich

Women are you old to the point that your skin is dried

>>33318249
Fried egg on toast with chili oil

>>33318241
First. My last name is pretty unique

Women how's your cellulite doing

>>33318176
I don't like it.

>>33318263
would you take him with brown eyes?

>>33318261
Nta
Where's it from

>>33318249
oats

>>33318259
no, my skin is more prone to being oily
>>33318262
despite being rather fat, I lucked out and don‘t have any

>>33318265
Scotland

>>33318176
Why does ChatGPT take so long?

>>33318270
Refresh it.

>>33318269
If you still live there then it shouldn't be too weird to others right

>>33318263
reminds me a bit of pewdipie

>>33318272
Family left in the 1920s

>>33318270
Check your library

>>33318262
Hiding under my ass cheeks, where nobody will ever see it.

>>33318269
>i have a weird name, it's like Johnson or McCoy

>>33318277
whiny people always find something to complain about

>>33318277
Nice bait but no, I’ve never met anyone with my last name

>>33318277
Nigga probably named Callum or some shit. I've got a legit weird ass name that people have trouble pronouncing and it's also lame as fuck.

>>33318176
looksmatch is an incel...so over for me

>>33318280
I still remember that from the Callum Best thing.
Someone made a newgrounds game that involved, I think, being Callum Best and banging a bunch of celebrities.
He was like the OG Pete Davidson.

It looks like my uncle

>>33318281
he does look a bit - tense

>>33318281
AI knows you browse this all day and generated the guy you have spoken to the most in your life

>>33318283
The one who, you know

>>33318286
I'm not JH. Also, my uncle is gay.

>>33318283
Funny how it's a guy in his late 20's with a zoomer highschool haircut

Why are most of the gens men (women)

>>33318289
>4 femanons
wooow

>>33318288
I have curls and I asked ChatGPT to keep the curls. That's on me.

>>33318287
Fuck you.

Reconnect with your elations

single dad anon with the daughter, she threw snappers at me all night, I made burgers, fuck this holiday.

>>33318295
Reconnect with your mom

pregnancy inducing male voices where

>>33318299
I should, she sent me a sad message and I didn’t even respond

>>33318296
???

>limited to 3 uploads a day
Wanted to make something fun but no. Fuck this gay ass app.

>>33318301
Why was it sad?

>>33318299
>hey mom, what's up
>"Anon, can I have some money?"
pass

>>33318283
Looks like a copy paste of this guy

>>33318289
if I put my face and the word "looksmatch" into a permanent database, I'm going to get publicly listed as an incel terrorist in a Guardian article one day

>>33318300
I don't have that but my voice can make you tear your skin off if you wish

>>33318307
>all incels paranoid party poopers on pedo lists confirmed

>>33318304
>in bad headspace when mom calls me, excited about a house she wants me to buy
>I don’t care, cut her off and leave
>she texts me “Want to come for dinner? We don’t have to look at the house”
>I do not respond
A bit sad, when I view it objectively

>>33318311
Nigga...

Someone make a voca saying paranoid party poopers on pedo lists as fast as possible ten times

>>33318313
After you

>>33318311
sounds like someone needs to put you in your place asap

>>33318312
Just don’t give a fuck do I
>>33318315
Was thinking that yesterday desu, I keep daring the world to hit me and hurt me but it don’t happen

>tracing your partner's tattoos gently with a paintbrush
This is why I like partners with tattoos.

>>33318311
>this is the fags complaining about how they have nobody that gives a shit and how hard their life is on here all day

>>33318316
>keep daring the world to hit me and hurt me but it don’t happen
entitled spoiled brat syndrome ftw

>>33318318
Mom had a habit of hitting her kids, fyi

>>33318317
This reminds me of that one cave in the forest where you find the katana, the cannibals killed some guy and displayed above his corpse is his arm tattoo that was carved and peeled off and stretched onto a wooden hoop

>>33318317
>in a drunken stupor she has someone scribble on her with sharpie
>you lovingly trace it with a paintbrush as if its fine art
yeah i guess that's par for the course

>>33318320
Apparently not enough

>>33318319
Epic snarky insults

>>33318321
Loved that scene. Fantastic stuff. Really puts you in the world of the primitives and their wonder at the Yakuza art.

hey so single moms obviously I'm inherently superior to you but how to deal with resentment over a deadbeat parent

>>33318176
when that faceapp gender swap thing was going around 5 years ago i came out a cute girl so I think I won't be doing this

>>33317808
AI slop could never

tempted to drop 100 bucks on locks

>>33318332
Weird thing to drop a Benjie on

Women
You're on a first date with a guy and he screams "SHOW BOBS AND VAGENE YOU BLOODY BASTERD"

how do you respond

>>33318332
lockpicking anon? sounds reasonable, do it
people spend way more on hobbies than that

>>33318332
just order the same shit for a fraction of the price from china lol

>>33318334
my new hobby calls for it. it might be a bargain depending on how many locks and what models and types. my goal is to have a bunch of boxes filled with locks for me to pick
>>33318336
yeah. i'll go through ebay and see if there's any good bargains for used sets
>>33318337
i'll look into chinese websites as well, but i have a feeling ebay is going to have what i want

>>33318339
ebay is just chink shit with a middle man

>>33318340
You mean Amazon

>>33318341
both

>>33318343
To be fair all etailers are just middlemen for chinkshit aren't they

>>33318344
which is why anyone not buying directly is brain dead

What to eat

>>33318351
ass

>>33318351
It's 2am bro you should be goin to bed not eating

>>33318351
Beans

>>33318351
egg

>>33318351
my dick

>>33318353
I woke up at 10pm my fella

>>33318357
What is wrong with your sleep schedule do you have a job

>>33318359
I have a night job

>>33318360
How much do you charge per hour?

>>33318362
26

Women be laying in bed on a Saturday morning instead of doing something productive because the devil created them

>>33318367
Cheap. Do you charge extra for anal?

>>33318369
and what would men be doing

>>33318375
Laying in bed with their shirts off instead of doing something productive because the devil created them

>>33318374
No

How do I stop getting a crush on girls and begin developing just friendship? I cannot see a girl regularly that I began to have feelings for her (And yes, it is not that often that I talk to girls)

>>33318377
>>33318375
NUH UH NUH UH IM IM WORKING OUT IN BED FUCK YOU

>>33318382
Talk to more girls, ratify the Madonna whore complex

>>33318375
Building houses and dying in wars

>>33318382
talk to undateable modern women that you don't care about as friends, and just pretend you like them
this is what extroverts do to each other

>>33318385
>guy that’s never held a power tool

Women have pussies. I’m laughing at this right now

>>33318396
As a matter of fact I've done both of those things

>>33318401
damn, niggas be haunting us as ghosts

>>33318401
Your dick isn’t a power tool, anon

>>33318399
I laughed too are we retarded

>>33318403
Niggas be hauntin

f here
are biceps supposed to be flat? they look so thin from the front

>>33318404
I beg to differ

>>33318406
They also have titties and they’re sensitive there. Imagine having boobs that are also sensitive. I’m laughing at them

Going on a date in a few hours (I should be sleeping but I can't)
How to not fuck it up? What do I do?
I'm M going with F

>>33318408
Can be all kinds of shapes. They get flatter on the sides on guys who are really lean

>>33318408
They look thin because they're extended. What do you mean flat. And if you're talking about your own then duh you're a woman of course they're gonna be thin/small/flat or whatever.

Can I get uhhhhh aha one sec

>>33318411
sleep more next time
rehearse some conversation topics in case she sits there silently waiting for you to talk
rehearse the beginnings and ending, like what you are going to do to meet her/enter the place, and how you are going to leave and separate for the night
check over requirements, the reservation, logistics, hours, etc
make sure your outfit is ready

>>33318416
Nta
Do normal people put this much thought into dates or does it just work for them

what is the point of my friend who is a girl telling me about whenever a guy hits on her

>>33318420
No, lol. The point of a date is that you are supposed to relax and enjoy yourself.

>>33318423
She doesn't see you as a sexually viable male.

>>33318423
Tell her you'll hit them back

>>33318423
What else do you want her to tell you about what she experienced that day? Her bowel movements and how many times she checked her phone?

.

>>33318420
"people" as if there isn't a gender that does all of the work, kek
guys who have been on 300 dates don't think about it any more, just like how you don't think about driving after you have a lot of practice

>>33318176
I have a funkopop collection, I guess. The other one generated was even worse than this.

>>33318424
Honestly, I'm starting to feel like I shouldn't even be alive much less reproduce.

>>33318431
Yes?

What is it with mid women and posting rage bait on TikTok? Don’t they have anything better to be doing?

>>33318307
at least your looksmatch doesn't look like they would be writing that same Guardian article.

Ehhhh

>>33318434
don't worry, you are just new to this
for example, I stalled my bike and wheelied it by accident at an intersection today because I just started riding it
but this anon >>33318175 has probably been riding for years so he barely has to think about which gear he's in
Girls act like it's easy because they live on tutorial mode and can make you do all the work, don't let them get you down. Everything is hard at the beginning.

>>33318433
Why do all the femanons get these beta ass men and why do all the guys get soft adorable looking chicks while I got some 35 year old woman who looks like she works in finance.

I joined a discord sever and the tranny on the left is currently shitting up the general making fun of the girl in the right pic, lol. Saying how ugly she is etc. How do they not have any self awareness?

>>33318442
I don't know. Did you post yours? I attempted a more recent picture and it was worse. Very Redditor. Very jerks it to incest hentai and is subbed to no less than 25 hentai subreddits.

>>33318442
I did it once and it gave me a younger asian chick and then I did it again with the same picture and it gave me an older hapa looking woman.

>>33318439
If I'm at the point where I have to rehearse conversations and how to enter and exit a place (things that should be second nature to a functional human being) then something's gone very wrong and even if she ends up looking past what will be an extremely and obviously manufactured date and interaction there's not a chance in hell it'd last through a lifelong relationship. Not that guy by the way and I've never been on a date and probably never will.

No wonder you guys are alone

>>33318450
Post. My opposite gender question is what does it look like?

>>33318448
Yeah I did >>33318190 what the hell does this say about me
>>33318450
Maybe it's just schizophrenic but I'm definitely seeing a pattern

Girls who got glasses in their gens, do you wear them or did it add them by itself?

why would a guy say I'm not fat when I'm objectively fat?

>>33318460
he is retarded

>>33318451
Being cool, impressive, and charismatic is not that easy. It takes time and practice, not just innate talent (though some people have that too).
Guys who are good at it have an insane amount of practice. Do you remember in school being 12 years old? Do you remember how those guys were practicing back then, like crazy, practicing how to impress girls?
Well, by the age of 25 they have 13 years of practice.

Anything looks fucking easy when you have been practicing it for 13 years!

If you are starting from scratch of course you will look like a moron. The good thing is that if you have a high IQ, you can catch up to people faster than you think. It takes the average person a lot more years to learn how to read or do calculus than you. You can learn this stuff faster than them, too.
Basically, you are 13 years behind, but what it took an idiot 13 years to learn, you can actually learn much faster. That's the good part.

M or F
How do you feel about boomers?

>>33318457
I thought she was pretty. You really think she looks that uptight and old?

>>33318459
My theory is glasses ruin the f -> m looksmatch gen.

>>33318460
Height and weight please

>>33318459
I wear them, but they're not the same style. Mine are rounded

>>33318411
Just don't arrive late. Relax.

suddenly felt depressed so im pinching my nipple

>>33318465
I don't think she looks that old but she looks a lot older than me (I'm 21) and she definitely has a sort of "boss babe" type of vibe going.

>>33318468
5'7 200lbs

>>33318471
Is it of any comfort

>>33318460
He's saying anything to have sex with you

>>33318456
Shit, I didn't save the images and I deleted the chats.

>>33318476
Should still be in your library

>>33318423
Men and women were never meant to be best friends, nobody benefits from this type of transactional relationship

>>33318474
no :(

>>33318475
but why would he want to have sex with a fatty?

>>33318479
Would you like a hug instead

Tinder was the best thing to happen to this generation

>>33318477
Nah they're completely gone from my side. Library is empty, archives empty, hidden images empty.

>>33318484
Weird did you refresh

>>33318483
>he doesn’t know that he’s looking at a bot account
You poor, poor soul

>>33318214
pussy

>>33318483
Wonder what that tattoo says

>>33318481
yes...

>>33318489
Generate nu

Women are evil.

>>33318485
Yeah. Ah, whatever.

>>33318480
beats fapping

men
do you like having your nipples pinched?

>>33318462
I remember them being good from the start. Hell not even just them everyone could act like a normal person it was just me who had no idea how to do that.
>If you have a high IQ,
Yeah I'm fucked lol

>>33317807
Yes, very much so.

>>33318494
do not touch them

>>33318489
One for me one for you. Hang in there.

>>33318494
Good to know that she wants me but does nothing in terms of sensation

foid you like men stop lion and be a nest

>>33318494
They're very sensitive, unfortunately.

>>33318507
You good nigga

>>33318495
Yeah, I mean I know how it is. Everything is 10 times harder when you are born one of us.
But surely if you're here you're pretty high-functioning and can learn things. Even how to mimic a human fairly well.

>>33318467
Nope. Now it looks like a manlet with a great jawline. Heavy ftm energy. The estrogen overwhelms it so we must have sóya instead.

>>33318513
Huh.

>>33318503
this image is what SICK, DISGUSTING, ATOGERS want.

State gender
Choose one

>>33318514
Yeah. I don't know. Skill issue or something?

>>33318513
Maybe you're just a beta but trg female version of a beta and it knows that and generates accordingly

>>33318516
I'll take "fuckthainose"

>>33318503
cute, thanks anon

>>33318516
M. I MISS YOU

>>33318516
M
This is really tough to pick between my favorite 2 but it’s either gonna be
I <3 JEW ASS
Or
PING PONG PUSSY SHOW

>>33318518
Trg?

>>33318516
You'll just forget me after this

>>33318526
The

>>33318516
F
have good aids

>>33318516
Also I'm noticing a conspicuous gap where "I <3 JEW BOOBS" should be

>>33318516
M
I <3 cunt

>>33318516
M
Pussy Terrorist

>>33318516
M
Holy shit I almost missed “DAFT CUNT”
Now that’s a quality bracelet

>>33318516
holy shit my sides how did imiss this

>>33318528
It is what it is

State gender
On a scale of 1-10, how evil is it for a girl to sleep with someone twice, claim that he raped her and the guy ending up taking his life because of the accusations?

>>33318550
10 if it was consensual

>>33318516
F
I eat pussy

>>33318550
Who is this based on

M or F
How do you do with eye contact?

>>33318557
M. depends how much effort i feel like putting into the social interaction
if it's a no-effort day, zero
otherwise, i try a normal and reasonable 10-20% (if I remember).

>>33318557
M
Ok

Women are you a cute girl or an ugly one

>>33318557
F
No problem

>>33318557
M
Very very poorly. I’m working on it though

>>33317721 (OP)
Joining a new ttrpg group soon. Advice on how to subtly flirt with any qts that might happen to be there if I win the lottery?
>tfw no qt nerdy gamer gf to hobby with

>>33318569
Lol

M or F
Should you confess your love to someone with some notes in hand if there is a lot to keep track of?

>>33318550
like 11

>>33318569
In character you bully her but in person you use your rizz on her.
Alternatively find out what she thinks is romantic and figure out how to naturally romance an npc

>>33318574
M
What? Keep track of what? And why do you have so much of it that you need a script to keep track of it.

>>33318573
Just because it's unrealistic doesn't mean I can't hope to see a unicorn

>>33318584
You and every other sweaty virgin nerd that'll be simping over her. Good luck with that.

>>33318557
M. It doesn't bother me. What does bother me is trying not to stare into their soul for too long like a sociopath.

M or F
How often do you workout?
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1751693921650867.webm

>>33318590
M
Never
Still skinny as fuck though

>>33318574
M. That worked in an old movie with Jennifer Aniston in it, but after hearing what modern women say about that scene, uh, I'm not sure that's a good idea.

>>33318590
M
Like every other day, sometimes I’ll miss a couple days because I am afflicted with The Melancholy.

Also, what the hell she’s SO hot.

>>33318590
M and I have a 5/week routine written down but I usually end up missing a couple days of it.

>>33318590
Once a week if I'm not too busy for muh martial arts group
>tfw dad bod tier at 6'1" and a stable ~225lbs

did you know the lock cylinder is called a 'bible' because it vaguely looks like a book in some types of locks

>>33318600
No I did not

Women, would you let your hypothetical boyfriend blindfold and handcuff your hands behind your back so he can feed you by hand?

Women, what would you do in this situation?

>>33318612
Is this real

>>33318581
Because I’m really into this person

Women is this true

>>33318618
What are you taking notes of

>>33318621
Am guy, but women do seem to like those little yellow autistic bastards

>>33318624
A general flow for what I’m gonna say

Thoughts?

>>33318633
In any case seems like a bad idea. Are you autistic.

>>33318634
>2020 Olympics
Did anyone even watch them?

>>33318634
they still do these things?

>>33318633
Nta but a girl I was seeing (fwb) asked me why I liked her and I had to take 5 minutes to write down some notes and why I did like her. She thought it was sweet. Got had that night.

>>33318637
Maybe…
So I should just improvise then?

I'm going to piss my dick off

>>33318643
That's super cute. It's like almost poetry.

>>33318643
Nice, the girl I love is smart so she'll either see this as really cool and thoughtful or sad that I had to create notes lol

Women, is this your game plan?

>>33318648
just make sure this girl is actually horny for you because otherwise this is gonna go over like a terrorist hostage announcement

>>33318643
Got head*
>>33318647
Explain?
>>33318648
I believe in you

>>33318652
Idk just the idea of writing down what you love about someone seems really romantic and cute to me.

>>33318648
Get drunk together and tell her you like her. Then when she says “shut up you’re just drunk” you double down and say “yes but I’ll still feel the same in the morning”

It's funny how all the girlboss songs were written by men

>>33318651
I know she was really horny for me at one point... she's an ex lol. We've been friends now for a while but she was sniffing me again which she hasn't done since before we broke up so I have a feeling now is my chance

>>33318659
Next, figure out which type of man.
Then you'll realize it.

>>33318657
Ahh I see, I’m glad it comes off that way. I’m kinda stupid and bad with words so I need the crutch

>>33318663
I think it's also good you took the time to think about it and write it down.

>>33317721 (OP)
>like girls
>they dont like that
>hate girls
>they dont like that either
just fucking end my stupid fucking incel life
https://vocaroo.com/18YIdXb06iop

>>33318660
yeah go for it, green light

>>33318665
Yeah, that was also super important to me. I wanted to make sure I meant what I said and that I said what I wanted to.

>>33318660
>she was sniffing me
Yeah, you’re gonna do fine bud

>>33318621
I’m sure it has happened, but no

>>33318666
it's going to be okay, anon... do not hate...

>>33318650
No, I was too ambitious and now I’m getting my PsyD. successful and married to someone successful. Staying in shape and sex comes with no ulterior motives

Women
Do small penises feel good at all? Think about 6 inches give or take. Or would you prefer being eaten out at that point?

>>33318692
Idk, ask JH.

>>33318688
>married
How is becoming a mother going?

>>33318699
Why do they all get these retarded fucking tattoos?

>>33318701
To annoy you.

>>33318699
scary glasses

>>33318666
Is that you on the guitar bro
You can never please everyone so best is to live life for you
>>33318699
I wonder how much productive work she actually does in a day
>>33318650
Based whore
>>33318701
Because these people are a bunch.of lemmings and ironically see it as cool and rebellious. Same with dudes with those retarded forearm sleeve tats.

>>33318590
M, I don't
I just watch what I eat and try to keep active
>>33318659
Because it's mostly men pulling the strings in the music industry still. Commercial music is all about appealing to the lowest common denominator and trying to make as much money as possible.
>>33318634
Damn bro got given a microhug

>>33318557
M, I hate it as I'm ADHD but years of working customer service and front desk etc. brute forced me into being able to emulate "normal" eye contact
I avoid eye contact with everyone when I'm just out and about though

>>33318538
Daft Cunt - I Feel It Coming
>>33318488
It says "my dad will kill you"

>>33318463
M, some are entitled retards who've never actually worked a day in their life, but most are fine desu

>>33318369
>laying in bed on a Saturday morning instead of doing something productive
Me as a moid rn, cba to greet my housemates

>>33318516
I love the random melancholy "I Miss You" amidst all the sex crazed ones so I'm picking that one

>>33318313
I would if I was home alone
>>33318238
>Mangosteen
I thought this was a Cuphead reference
>>33318214
Strawberry

>>33318176
My looksmatch is apparently an impenetrable pit of darkness and despair

>>33318744
understandable

>>33318746
Now it's giving sea of mist with a foreboding ghastly face of terror peering back at me through the fog

>>33318753
also relatable

stealing is just non consensual findom

State gender. How do you feel about the fact that we are just a few years away from being able to create human egg and sperm cells in the laboratory? This means, for example, that people will be able to have children that are genetically theirs at any age and regardless of fertility, and that same-sex couples will be able to have children together.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/jul/05/lab-grown-sperm-and-eggs-scientists-reproduction

>>33318761
f, dont give a fuck
it will only be available to the uber rich anyways and they probably have been doing it since forever already
*shrug*

>>33318761
M
Nothing ever happens

>>33318761
M
I don't want children and I'll never raise one.

>>33318761
>and that same-sex couples will be able to have children together.
This should be illegal.

>>33318759
Tfw you cuck the bank CEO

>>33318761
>that people will be able to have children that are genetically theirs at any age
I don't think people understand how much energy a child takes.
People have kids in their 20's and 30's and are exhausted, wtf are going to do when they're 50?

>>33318173
>school teachers and librarians
Are you saying all of these are dumb lol

>>33318154
Which movie dude

>>33318780
Harvest organs from the poor and the children of the poor to maintain their youth.

>>33318095
Based New Game! and WataMote enjoyer

>>33318789
why would they create babies with expensive methods for that when you can just go pick them up in third world slums for free?

>>33318005
Back when FromSoftware made interesting games

>>33318761
Sounds like a recipe for disaster kek

>>33318756
Real
Well I just tried copilot instead
Why does she look like 40 lmao
Kind of a baddie though not gonna lie...