Thread 33324854

I picked loads of red currants in the garden today, and I thought about giving some to my coworker. I've never talked to the girl, but I come to work before her, so I can just leave a box on her desk.
Do you think it'll make her wonder who it's from? Do people even like red currants?
My plan is to watch her reaction.

>>33324854 (OP)
>Do you think it'll make her wonder who it's from?
Seriously, DO NOT do this. Many years ago I made the mistake of having some flowers delivered anonymously to a co-worker and she was *terrified* - thought someone was stalking her. This is guaranteed to blow up in your face. If you want to walk up to her with the box and offer them to her, that's different.

>>33325104
Flowers mean affection, fruit is just fruit, no? Red currants are expensive, y'know. Anyway, I slept late today and didn't have the time to pack it, but I'm gonna go ahead with it tomorrow.

>>33324854 (OP)
DO NOT leave them anonymously. Hand them to her.

>>33324854 (OP)
At least leave a note with your phone number, if only to discuss what to do with fresh currants since normies never buy them

>>33324854 (OP)
No, you fucking autistic retard. If you've never talked to her then do not do this. It won't be interpreted in any other way than a sexual advance. Why the hell do you want to give them to her, why the hell were you thinking of her while picking your currants at home? She's going to be confused/creeped out, and if it's discovered it was you, you're going to be sent to HR and told to leave her alone. Quit being a fucking retard and just talk to her first if you like her.

She will think it’s endearing.
Tell her she’s a special gorl when you do it.

>>33327730
>>33327864
She barely speaks my language, she's shy, I'm shy, and I suspect she doesn't like me (based on non-verbal interactions).
>>33327866
>Why the hell do you want to give them to her, why the hell were you thinking of her while picking your currants at home?
I like her, but I don't talk to women, I just daydream about talking to them until they leave my life. And "How do I have sex with the last woman I saw?" is like 90% of my daily thoughts.
Anyway, it might be creepy (it isn't to me), but there's no HR so I'm good. The best case scenario is this:
>I leave the goods at her desk in the morning
>she notices it and gets confused/curious
>if she's smart enough, she deducts it can only be from a local person
>she doesn't speak the language, but I have a middle man in there, so she will ask him
>he's smart enough, so he will ask me (he's not in on the plan)
>if she likes the currants, I'll have him relay to her that they're from me, otherwise they aren't
>she won't talk to me and I won't talk to her, so this is where it ends
>just a random act of kindness

>>33328255
Stop daydreaming like a schoolboy, you're a grown man. Start up a conversation. If she likes you, talk to her again the next day. Do this for like a week. Talk about your hobbies. Tell her you grow currants. Ask if she likes them. If she says yes, then ask if she wants some. If she says yes, bring her some. You're skipping all these steps and going straight to just dumping them on her desk like a spastic.

I swear you zoomers are all literally fucking autistic. Why is this basic social stuff so difficult for you?

>>33328474
>She barely speaks my language, she's shy, I'm shy, and I suspect she doesn't like me (based on non-verbal interactions).
Also, the currants will be no good in a week, it has to be done ASAP. And as I said, this won't lead to anything (good or bad), so why not do it? It might even be funny, or at least interesting.

OK, a bump before I go to bed. The currants are packed and ready to go. More updates in the morning.

>>33327528
pic related is what she is going to think of you. stop being a pussy ass bitch and introduce yourself to her properly. although you "garden people" make me sick. can't help but try to show off your childish hobby by bothering others with your rotten fruits and vegetables. hey idiot, there is already a place where i get my stuff and it's called a supermarket and no i don't care that yours is "organic". you're the vegan equivalent of hobbies.
>oh boy there i bought too many tennis balls
>maybe if i place some of them on the desk of this cute girl i've been eye raping from across the office she will wonder what kind of weirdo left his junk on her workplace

my unironic advice: give up on that whole garden thing. it's already contaminated with your no-balls pussy juice

>>33329485
i can already tell that even if this does not end in a disaster you're not going to be able woo her or keep her being this much of a retard unless you're the only man on earth and even it's doubtful

>>33327528
DO NOT give them to her anonymously, you fucking idiot.

>>33329522
>>33329530
>>33329998
Advice disregarded. The bomb has been planted.

>>33332159
it's your life retard. at least have the balls to inform us of the fallout later

>>33332276
She's in the building. I don't have a clear sight of her so I didn't get to see her live reaction, but I see her going on about her day as normal, so literally nothing happened so far. Let's see if she starts investigating.

>>33332390
Alright, I'm about to clock out. Nothing happened. I don't even know what she did with the currants, as I didn't see the box when I inconspicuously walked by a couple of times today. All in all, what a terrible plan this was, I can't believe you've approved this.

>>33333502
hey look on the bright side. you might not have gotten the girl but at least you have a cringe memory that will haunt you for the rest of your life :)
and btw you can technically still salvage it. go up to her. in person. and apologize. tell her the truth and make sure to empathize that you're going to leave her alone from now on and that it was an incredibly stupid idea you came up with because you're a coward and not good with women. you know it's the truth. maybe she won't report you to HR after that. but do it as SOON AS POSSIBLE. i repeat. DO NOT WASTE A SINGLE DAY OR HOUR

>>33328255
Most of what everyone is saying is correct. She's not going to act the way you think she will.She's most likely, she's going to find it bizarre and probably not prosecute any further. If I were you, I would use this gift as a stepping stone for approaching her. Don't be creepy about it, just say something like "Hey! I saw theses red currants, and thought you might enjoy them!" That way, she actually knows who gave it to her and she'll approach you about them" just don't sperg out if she does. And since her English is bad you can use this as some sort of light humor to make it less awkward, but don't insult her, or make her think you're making fun of her.

hey anon you faggot give update

i'm going to keep bumping this thread until you report back btw

>>33340305
This >>33333502 is the last update, I have no new information to give you.

>>33342492
so you pussied out a second time? damn you really want to die a virgin don't you? next time try not to scare any girls while you indulge in your incel ways

and seriously give up on gardening

>>33342536
>so you pussied out a second time?
What are you talking about? The plan was to leave a box of currants on her desk and see what happens. I did it and nothing happened, so I'm moving on.

>>33342695
>and btw you can technically still salvage it. go up to her. in person. and apologize. tell her the truth and make sure to empathize that you're going to leave her alone from now on and that it was an incredibly stupid idea you came up with because you're a coward and not good with women. you know it's the truth. maybe she won't report you to HR after that. but do it as SOON AS POSSIBLE. i repeat. DO NOT WASTE A SINGLE DAY OR HOUR
but i guess if you want to give up that easily it's probably for the best. for the girl i mean.

>>33342702
It was never my plan to actually talk to her. At best, I hoped to get inside her head, but I suppose she doesn't have all that much going on in there if she didn't even question food mysteriously appearing on her desk.

>>33342721
dude are you for real? not only are you too afraid to talk to the girl you're interested in, you are even too afraid to admit that you are interested in her.

ok i give up you actually need professional assistance. this is way above my paygrade. good luck dude. you're gonna need it

now i understand why women fear men. if some soulless automaton like OP ever showed interest in me i would get the creeps even as a man

>>33342726
This is fucking hilarious and I can't tell which scenario is funnier: OP trying to flirt like a psychopathic alien who studied humans exclusively through Seinfeld reruns or him trolling entirely and getting you this riled up

>>33342737
i don't care if it's a troll. i was angry because i genuinely wished OP well and hoped to talk him out of his stupid idea. until i realized he is an actual malevolent psycho. now i hope the girl will be safe

>>33342721
>It was never my plan to actually talk to her. At best, I hoped to get inside her head
Goddamn you are a fucking creep lmao

>>33342726
>>33342753
Just because I like her appearance doesn't mean I have to talk to her, especially considering the language barrier that's gonna neutralize any rizz I might have.
>>33342737
I can assure you that this situation actually happened. Also, it wasn't even meant as an attempt at flirting. That was a distant possibility, but I just wanted to create a bit of chaos in the world so that people would see me.

>>33342744
Yeah...honestly feel the same though

>>33342767
If you weren't trolling why did you discard everybody's attempts at recovering your fumble? Ignoring those who told you to not go through with it altogether, some people tried to switch up your idea a little to make it more palatable for her and you just kept trucking on with your giga autistic plan.

>>33342774
give it up. i've talked with enough psychos on this site. you will never get through to them. they're dead inside

>>33342774
1. Literally nothing happened, what's there to recover from?
2. Any risk was severely overblown by the anons not familiar with the culture in this country/company.
3. Any "switching up" involved talking to her, but... you know, THE LANGUAGE BARRIER.
4. The girl isn't even important. I chose her because I like her and wouldn't mind coming across as being interested in her. But the plan was to do it, then have people trace it back to me so we can have a good ol' laugh about it. That's it.

>>33342721
You have autism unironically, anon.

>>33342932
No, I'm just a sigma male.

>>33342767
Creeps tend to have no self-awareness so your response is hardly surprising.

You are there to work, no socialize or fall in love. Don't ever get involved with coworkers or customers.

>>33343118
Somehow I think it would be creepier if I actually tried to talk to her if that's what you're referring to.
>>33343125
OK

>>33343146
That's because you have no concepts of how human interaction is supposed to go. You have zero empathy or understanding of other humans and how they work. Inexplicably, you also have a huge ego. This deadly combination is going to obstruct you for life because your ego is preventing you from listening or understanding other people or learning anything. Reminds me of Chris-chan.

You can't do something like that at a workplace without offering them to everyone.

I tried something like that on my first ever crush when I was 9, it didn't go down well.

>>33328474
>I swear you zoomers are all literally fucking autistic. Why is this basic social stuff so difficult for you?
we were neglected by our parents

>>33343261
you were working at 9?

>>33328474
Lol I've witnessed this bullshit happening to female coworkers from older men too, not just zoomers.
It's bad enough when women play games with men, but guys like him who assume their wet fantasies are real life and act upon it with women they've never even had a conversation with is pretty fucking stupid.
However, it does happen frequently. I've seen women quit their jobs because of how covert they act upon it, making it hard to actually report it to their manager/supervisor. Don't be that guy, OP.

>>33343146
>Somehow I think it would be creepier if I actually tried to talk to her if that's what you're referring to.
Yeah because you're a fucking idiot.

>>33324854 (OP)
>anonymous gift
Cowardice is the most repellent to women in the world.
Give him in her hand straight away, and lock at her with cheeky eyes.
Tell her the truth, almost. Just without saying you want to fuck her hard part. She knows it already, by the way.

>>33342813
the most perplexing part is the amount of mental gymnastics you go through gaslighting yourself that you expected no outcome therefore your actions are justified.

Even if you expected no romantic outcome what you did is socially unacceptable, unprofessional and borderline criminal. "
"a good ol' laugh about it"?

Isn't autism the failure to recognize other peoples interpretation of reality?

But then again, thanks to this key difference you will never learn anything because you are so sure of things. Literally no life.

>>33348919
You're retarded if you think that leaving someone free food (literally just leaving it in their space so they can do whatever they want with it) is "borderline criminal", lmao.

>>33324854 (OP)
>>33327528
OP don't listen to these idiots, go for it
Put a block of cheese on her desk too, everyone loves cheese but it's damn expensive isn't it? Anyone would be happy at such a gift, and it would go amazing with the currants!