I've got a hypothetical. Let's say you're in the U.S., and you have nearly infinite free time thanks to a very minimal supply of tismbux that just barely gets you by. However, you're broke, no reliable transport, and you're not in the big city at all. Local job market looks like total shit.
So with all that free time but no money, and can't even get anywhere since you can't get reliable transportation, what would you train yourself in, apply for, work towards, etc. just to get to some kind of normalcy? Aka getting outta this dump.

Wouldn't mind if it takes long to learn since it's a long-term goal, as long as I can guarantee some sort of stable job that doesn't have me competing with the world in my own country, just a matter of making enough to not have to be on tismbux anymore.
>you have infinite free time! why would you wanna give that up?
I know, I heard the story of the fisherman a thousand times, and I'm blessed to even be in this sort of position, honest, and I feel like a spoiled little shit for even having this issue. But that story would be great if I could even grow food here.
>ticket to work?
From what I've tried to look up, there's nothing for my area, and seems to be for people who already have some sort of skill for jobs local to them. Unless I'm just extra retarded. If they could help me score a remote job, or a job that gives me housing closer to the job/a vehicle to use that'd be a nice little pipe dream.
>what about your skills?
Good at talking/listening to people, good at researching, good at getting animals to like me, decent with computers. I did some vidya modding as a hobby, which involved advertising the mods, getting along with the modding team, and being the QA/support for if shit went wrong, patiently explaining in clear instructions how to fix issues on the user end. I'm honestly very blackpilled on doing that sort of coding-thing as a job considering the often shitty bosses/middlemen. Willing to learn anything I've gotta though.

>>33325546 (OP)
>good at getting animals to like me
The most difficult of skills. When i see a kitty and go pspspsppspspsps and it comes up to me im like fuckkxkxkkxk im a fucking pro at this
Maybe become a vet.

>>33325590
>The most difficult of skills
Takes less brains, and more or less patience and internally picking up on what the animal is doing. In the worst of scenarios, you can just bait them with a treat and pretend you're sleeping.
Whether you choose to believe in new-age hippie shit or not too, some of them will definitely pick up on if you're fucked up internally or not. It's like that one book on "good thoughts vs ugly thoughts" affecting your outward appearance. Unfortunately for me I'm REALLY teetering on the edge, but I've gotten good enough at balancing myself towards "good". Them all being cute little fuckers who just wanna be petted helps improve the mood and moral compass too.
>Maybe become a vet.
Issue is lack of jobs within my distance for that. If I could I'd gladly try making some jobs, issue is funding and lmao no car

>>33325668
Animals are basically bug brained. Domesticated aminals are literally made retarded for us. They dont pick up on dick. Humans can’t even tell if you have negative or positive intentions.
Why are you on the edge?

>>33325731
>Why are you on the edge?
Things are getting increasingly retarded and frustrating locally in ways I cannot deal with nor exactly say without powerleveling, hence my "gotta GTFO before I'm sucked in this retardation" attitude, except I'm stuck in no-man's-land.

>>33325753
>cant explain
Try me nigga

>>33325761
I mean that in the sense of I'd be doxxing myself lmao, not in a sense of it being hard to explain. Much appreciated for trying to lend an ear though. Only thing that'll stop having me on edge is finding a solution to this damn problem in OP.