Thread 33331313

Former: >>33328823

Who is your favourite relative to have sex with at family reunions?

First for I'm a sensitive young man.

good picture for the OP

women i love you, even if you hate me

How do you feel about the fact that I, M, am wearing a furry tail butt plug that a woman who stayed over at my place left here last weekend?

Moid here
Women, why do women ever agree to do anal?

Women, I'm 6'2 and 200 with barely any muscle mass. I'm conventionally attractive just chubby right now. How low do you think I need to go weight-wise to be a looker? Kinda wanna get back into dating this summer and don't want to have to go for the scraps.

Is there anyone out there
Or am I walking alone

>>33331327
Your mother

Is it better for me to be angry and depressed but sober or to start drinking again (almost died twice from it)? I ask, because the amount of stress im incurring while sober has aged me faster and gave Grey hairs and I've never looked so bad even when I was a bloated drunk. Im so desperate please help me

>>33331327
>>33331336
Great start to the thread, as usual.

Why do the soles of women's bare feet resemble the cuts of sliced pork you find in takeout stir fry?

>>33331336
the world would be a better place without you

>>33331337
I'd like to know myself
Probably brainwashed by their moids or pornsick or both

>>33331347
You need to fix the issue causing you stress

>>33331336
>>33331339
lol

Native anon, im an incel and virgin
why am i one? i already know, im unattractive and native american, share your thoughts

>>33331343
both really.

>>33331349
>women's bare feet
AWOOOGA AWOOOGA AUSGHAHHSBDVRVHRLDK

>>33331365
He's right you know

everyone asked about you

>>33331347
I agree with other anon, avoid booze, identify and work on the causes of your stress

>>33331339
zoomers should have that haircut instead of the perm bullshit

>>33331369
What'd they say?

women do you think penises are stupid and gay?

>>33331374
they want to know if you're okay

I'm fighting tooth and nail to not post pornography.

>>33331337
>Women, why do women ever agree to do anal?
A. To please their partner
B. Because it actually feels good.

>>33331341
Have you had any scans done? Typically below 20% body fat is good for men. So of you're 200 lbs and say 25-30% body fat, you need to lose 10 - 20 lbs of fat. But I would recommend putting on muscle too.

>>33331375
>women do you think penises are stupid and gay?
No, just what's attached to them.

>>33331354
My own consciousness. That's why I drank so much previously.

>>33331369
there's an ache in my bones and I can feel it

>>33331379
>just what's attached to them
balls?

>>33331378
I'm not. But don't tell them that. Just say everything's ok.

>>33331372
Its myself that I hate

>>33331361
Childhood trauma based maladaptive coping strategies.

State gender
How would you feel if you found out the love of your life enjoyed sex with their ex more than you?

>>33331383
Yeah. They kinda suck

If I start dating my ex again tomorrow I might not have time to post insane shit here anymore ): it was good while it lasted tho <3
Anons what would you like to do this summer? What are you looking forward to, or just happy about?

>>33331386
Wrong answer, its because im ugly see the last thread

>>33331387
M
Put a Pollock on her ceiling

>>33331379
>I'm fighting tooth and nail to not post pornography.
why

Any hotties in here : P

>>33331385
Whai
>>33331387
Who carez

>>33331390
are you missing an eye too
or is it symbolic

>>33331383
>balls?
Min

>>33331389
>What are you looking forward to, or just happy about?
My fiancée and I are going to Australia next month to introduce me to her extended family.

>>33331369
Fuck you liar

>>33331395
Yeah nigga. Me.

>>33331397
too lazy to draw the rest, i went to jerk off to shit

>>33331395
yeah, me

M or F
Have you ever had a tour guide?

>>33331397
I think nativeanon has posted real face before, he's not ugly at all he's just a complete nutter

>>33331394
>why
It's just sitting there in my gallery, tempting me.

>>33331387
M
I would cheat on her

men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?

women, do you regret not opening an onlyfans and not making shittons of money?

>>33331405
M
yeah a cave too actually
lol she turned off all the lights and this was before cell phones and she was like "oh no i think i lost the flashlight" and me and the other little kid that was there started crying while the adults laughed

>>33331412
go ahead and post it for us, i wanna see what you have in stock. you could either just say fuck it and post it here or make a thread on /gif/ then cross link it for us

>>33331405
M, yeah I've done some tours while travelling and stuff
Also I was a tour guide on my college campus lel

>>33331396
My brain is fucked up. I walk around my house screaming myself saying how fucking stupid I am and pathetic and retarded. Im constantly angry or depressed and my I just feel my cortisol levels being sky high ALWAYS. im ALWAYS angry. I havent had a genuinely happy fucking moment since I've been sober for over a year and I look 5 years older than I did 1 fucking year ago I dont want to die a stressed out fucking cunt I fucking hate my life

>>33331395
ask me again in 3 months.

>>33331379
a scan is a stellar idea actually. no clue how I forgot those were a thing. and yes I plan on working out so it'll be a body recomp more than just starving myself until I like my jawline in the mirror. thank you.

>>33331415
M, yeah I have done lol

>>33331387
Male
Unsurprised but also devastated. It wouldn't be surprising that literally any other guy is better than a virgin

>>33331415
>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?
Yeah but only if it's can pay for her to go on dates with other guys too but she *has* to wear a condom with them!

>>33331415
M
Yeah sure, if she does solo stuff. I'm not gonna deal with someone that does MF content though, too much of a headache for me.
>do you regret not opening an onlyfans and not making shittons of money?
I'm gonna say it again, I regret not becoming an e-pimp for one of my friends.

>>33331415
>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?
Depends on the stuff she posts but it's not a dealbreaker innately

>>33331415
>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?
no

FEMANONS

fEMANONS im an anon of DNA mostly related to the people native to the american continent before the arrival of other groups
why am i an incel?

>>33331387
M
It's not ideal but it's not the end of the world especially if she's had a lot of partners. My ego isn't so fragile that I expect her to lie to me about it.

>>33331405
Dang. Indian Echo caverns, huh? Maybe I should pay a visit.

I've done a couple of small things with tour guides but only when dragged to them. I like going at my own pace.

>>33331415
Sure, as long as she's not having sex with other guys for it. She can have sex with me on it, though.

>>33331415
Chick in your pic is selling her dignity off for 5 bucks, I don't think that's a shitton of money

>>33331421
Why do you hate yourself so much ):
This is probably terrible advice but sometimes when I get like this I smack myself really hard on the head with a frying pan and go lie down and usually feel a bit better

>>33331384
...of course

>>33331415
>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?
My neighbor dated a onlyfans girl and when he broke up with her she came by at 2 AM and rammed her car into his car 3 times and then drove away.

Men, would you date a vtuber?

>>33331436
smacking yourself on the head with a frying pan is terrible advice? ya think?

>>33331439
No. Quite cringe.

>>33331439
Depends on the kind of content she does. I wanna say no though.

>>33331436
Probably a similar reason as to why a pot of people are here. Childhood trauma. Im not going to hit myself with anything. My only options are alcohol or stress.

>>33331341
only look good for yourself. the girl 'meant' for you wont care.

>>33331369
only becuz they thrive on gossip

>>33331439
M
Sure, as far as I know they're just another streamer. I have no clue what kind of baggage would come along with it *shrug*

>>33331438
This is why I don't have a car
The OF girl I dated had a motorbike and didn't wear a helmet
>>33331440
Take it or leave it man
>>33331449
>My only options are alcohol or stress
Or therapy
Well at least you're not self harming
Get well man
Yeah trauma is a bitch

>>33331439
Yeah, that would be really nice because we'd be more likely to have similar interests. I'd become her biggest fan

>>33331454
>I have no clue what kind of baggage would come along with it
Probably crippling shyness.

I used to be a femdomfag younger but since im an incel and no one likes me I am strictly aromantic or have been for a decade now

I have no real feelings to women now, romantic or sexual


FEMANONS
>>33331433
>why am i an incel?
>what makes me unattractive?
>>>/soc/34108520

>>33331453
>only look good for yourself. the girl 'meant' for you wont care.
>mfw I fucked up with the girl I've always wanted even though she accepted me when I looked my absolute worst
>mfw not a day goes by that i dont curse myself for being so fucking stupid

>>33331453
I don't care who's "meant" for me at this stage of my life honestly I just want to slut myself out with beautiful women for a bit again before I settle down. I am definitely doing it to look good for myself on top of it though

>>33331457
Now say she'll let you watch her streams but never admit to having a bf because she doesn't make as much bank.

>>33331397
Why would they nuke me

>>33331439
Sure.

>>33331400
gd aussies. i knew it
seasons all fucked up down unda

>>33331439
Yeah but only if she makes a ton of money from it.

Men, why aren't you guys more careful? I guy invited me over to his house on the first date, why are you inviting a stranger into your home? What if I was cat fishing you? What if I was a serial killer? You guys should be more careful, stay safe out there

>>33331415
>women, do you regret not opening an onlyfans and not making shittons of money?
Hindsight is 20/20, but even though I know I could make a huge bag, I just can't imagine putting that stuff out there for family and the world to see.

>>33331422
Not sure where you are, but I get a DEXA scan done every 6 months and do InBody scans once a month.

>>33331433
>a tear just rolled down my leg
I'm using that one.

>>33331469
maybe the russians got the hollywoods confused idk

>>33331456
>therapy
I dont even know where to start, and I don't see how it can help. The damage has already been done. My youth is behind me.

>>33331474
are you

>>33331475
Care to answer my fucking post?

>>33331469
Why wouldn't they. Fuck Florida.

>>33331440
i used to bang my head agsinst a door often, as a child. opened my third eye lol

>>33331477
just try it out, its not like things are great

>>33331474
Shut up cunt and suck my dick

>>33331468
That's fine, I get the culture. Doesn't matter as long as outside the stream the relationship is good
Man now I'm dreaming of things that will never happen

>>33331477
Well it's hypocritical of me to advise you as an alcoholic I guess
Still I wish you the best
>>33331474
I've gone to girls' places on the day I met them
Lowkey hope they murder me but never happened obvs

>>33331474
Live fast die young

>>33331474
Some of us want to die

>trying to break up with girl over the phone
>she wants to only text
>don't want to text cause she'd going to show it to all her friends
I'm sick of this cheating slut

>>33331487
How do I start? Where do I start? How do I pick one out if all of them? ITS NOY DUCKUNH. EAST

>work in an office full of boomers
>reading something on my computer, and therefore not typing, and simply looking at the computer screen
>"Wake up, Anon"

Why can't boomers mind their own fucking business?

I scraped some disgusting things off my tongue

>>33331415
m, yes, not an issue for me per se

>>33331474
I'm going to live forever

At this point I think I’m just gonna maxx out my looks and charisma stats so I can tie down a pornstar/onlyfans gf to wife up so I can strong arm her into a poly relationship and be a house husband. She’ll earn enough money for the both of us.
What do I need to do in order to successfully bag an onlyfans/pornstar gf

>>33331496
just pick one, give it 3 sessions and see if it makes sense or you should try a new one

>>33331488
How about you lick my cooch

>>33331462
>>33331480
It's almost entirely the nose, but it also looks like you have a minor underbite and dead eyes.

nativeanon, femanons why am i so unattractive?

>>33331387
M
What I don't know doesn't hurt me and vice versa. I'd never tell her that she gives the absolute worst head and handjobs I've ever experienced.

>>33331474
girls are cute and pretty

>>33331474
i just picked the lock on my own front door

>>33331474
A fair price to pay for the chance to have my dick sucked.

>>33331463
im crying too.

>>33331495
>she'd going to show it to all her friends
So what

>>33331511
pee pee poo poo

Girls, what do you think of cheerleader outfits in the bedroom?

>>33331461
That’s just how women are though?

>>33331509
I dont lick random sluts pussys on the first hang out unless youre a 10. You will suck my dick once you get a look at it though. Dumb cunt

Would you rather take an ice pick to the abdomen or live in New York

>>33331519
I'll tell him to give me a D-I-C-K and do a split on it

>>33331474
I'm a man i dont have to worry about that stuff
besides is just waste anybody who tries to get me bam bam bam pew pew pew tatatatatatatakktkktk

>>33331514
Keep practicing anon, I’m proud of you. Never know when you’ll need to use that skill

>>33331508
I dont have that kind of money. Thanks

>>33331474
>invite girl over to my house
>she kills me
LOL. You know that will never happen because it'd be too easy.
No, girls come to your house to judge your performance skills. Life is hard and we are here to be punished for our sins and judged for our weaknesses and failures.

>>33331415
>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?
Unironically did once. It ended up being discovered by people she knew IRL and spread through the college, so she deleted it but all the stuff on it spread everywhere. She ended up being a shut in and does WFH shit now (we broke up years ago but that started not long after the leak).
The money also was pretty shitty since women don't realize OF is a saturated market now and she thought it would be easy money, and it really wasn't.

>>33331527
thanks.

>>33331523
Where at in New York?

>>33331525
it's always moid hands typing this stuff sadg

>>33331523
who is stabbing me

>>33331523
New York state has a lot of beautiful areas, so NY

>>33331510
Thank you, I will be killing myself soon or you know, going out with a bang HAHAHAHHAHAHA soon but Im glad to know, Im right to think im a 3/10 and makes sense for me to be an incel right?

>>33331531
what was her name?

>>33331523
If I live in New York I’m going broke in 3 days. It’s expensive as hell there and how am I gonna get paid. I’ll take the ice pick.

>>33331525
Based post

>>33331415
>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?
Lol
No

>>33331534
You just can't accept the fact that women can be funny.

>>33331523
I've lived upstate, in the city, and in long island so

>>33331538
Not gonna say. I will at least say she was somewhat of a retard since the first half of her OF name was her real name, so that made it worse.

>>33331531
Why was she ashamed? I dont understand? Wasn't it empowering for her to make 25 dollars a month by showing what is meant for her lover to indians on the internet??

>>33331523
>>33331533
>>33331536
New York city
>>33331535
Professional stabbed hired straight from London

>>33331537
Nigga, what? You're like average, your nose is just too big for your face.

>>33331537
i believe you will be here complained until you are 80

>>33331537
can't you just sniff out the insecure women and go for those? think you'd be good at it if you tried, no reason in particular

>>33331548
eehhh ill take new york

why are women so hypocrite?
they did it when they were younger and now shame the younger women that do it?

>>33331506
You actually did read my diary, huh?

>>33331537
Please do

>>33331548
>New York city
Yeah, but what part?

>>33331531
>>33331546
kek

Women,
Do you ever "just know" that a guy likes you? Particularly someone you're close with that's too scared to make a move.
What do you do, in either direction, when you can tell? Are you ever neutral about it?

Im the least attractive anon on soc and im so ugly that no woman will ever talk to me or like me so i must be violent lol
>>33331549
Liar, all you said means im a 3/10 at most, which I am
>>33331550
>>33331553
I want to stab women in the cunt and neck and head nad everywhere, I WANT TO BEHEAD PEOPLE AND RAPE PEOPLE
I WANT TO KILL ENTIRE FAMILIES

>>33331558
Does it really make a difference

How do I deal with a coworker that dislikes me for no apparent reason? I’m about to start a seasonal job, It’s the first day, and they’re already talking shit about me even though I haven’t started yet

>>33331555
It's always ugly bitches too. I agree with her, but it's always ugly bitches.

>>33331555
It's a roastie thing.

>>33331553
Insecure women still exist? Every fatass acts like she's a goddess.

>>33331558
the bronx

Realistically speaking I wouldn't know if anybody IRL had an onlyfans unless they told me.

>>33331555
>they did it
Says who?
The vast majority of 18-19 year olds want to stick to their age range and find older guys creepy and gross

>>33331563
Start.making up rumors about them and try to ruin their reputation

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33331555
She has a big forehead. She must be a big thinker

>>33331562
Yes. You've never lived in nyc if you don't know that.

t. new yorker.

>>33331556
What are you talking about

>>33331572
This

>>33331522
I hear some girls are nervous about thsir puss and dont even let their boyfriends play with it. Imagine being so self concious that you dont take your panties off

>>33331570
Same with a vtuber really.

>>33331570
i mean some people ive seen ive suspected. they just look like e-hoes.

>>33331572
>>33331578
They’re reputation is already pretty bad though

>>33331571
Usually only the ones with trauma date significantly older men

I'm converting to Judaism. I'm joining the master race. Wish me luck.

>>33331567
from personal experience thin 6s and 7s are just as likely to be insecure as the fatties

>>33331575
Ok fuckin Harlem.

>>33331586
Harlem is nice now

NATIVE ANON HERE
ADV REMEMBER I AM UGLY AS FUCK AND HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN

I WANT TO EAT ENTIRE FAMILIES AND KILL THEM ALL

>>33331580
You can typically rest assured that nobody you see irl is a vtuber because they never leave their room

>>33331579
Do they know men like puss?

>>33331439
Probably

>>33331582
Good they deserve it. Make it worse.

>>33331589
Bro is becoming a wendigo

>>33331589
Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>33331571
nah the vast majority of 18-19 year olds think men their age are "immature" and date men in the late twenties because theyre "mature"

>>33331590
Hey, I leave my room. Sometimes...

>>33331571
>The vast majority of 18-19 year olds want to stick to their age range
Not really, a gap of about 4 or 5 years seems to be about the average (i.e 18 or 19 with a 24yo).

>>33331589
dont you have casino money or something

>>33331571
>The vast majority of 18-19 year olds want to stick to their age range and find older guys creepy and gross
Says who?

>>33331588
Ok so what's the shithole of nyc

>>33331589
your beautiful and im sad you cant see that

>>33331439
Depends whether she speaks with a normal voice or a weird voice. I don't think I would date someone who spoke with a weird voice like some Vtubers. Also depends on the vtuber model. There was one person who was like... a potato, with makeup. And that was really gross.

>>33331523
I could tolerate New York, though for housing I'd rather live in the Jersey side just so I can save on rent.
One of the most attractive girls I know lives in New York. Would definitely ask her out if I lived there. Still might, but I only see her a few days a year.

>>33331598
Getting your deliveries doesn't count

>>33331586
Parts of harlem are okay now west harlem > east harlem. I've lived in harlem recently and it's not great imo, but I'd take it over being stabbed

Femanons now that we know im so unattractive and women hate me for >>33331510
>>>/soc/34108520

am i justified in wanting to stab you all?
>>33331596
I want to you, woman

>>33331555
What phenotype is this?

>>33331598
good one mumei you are no tricking anyone

>>33331560
From body language? Yeah?
Ignore it because they're not him.

>>33331439
If it's that stupid kawaii voice shit, god no.

>>33331589
Go back to your wigwam stupid moid

>>33331612
just looks like normal ugly girl eyes

>>33331612
Anglo

>>33331605
Manhattan or the Bronx.

>>33331612
its called starbucks white

>>33331511
Ur a retard with a mental illness.

>>33331591
Yeah but they think they are ugly. Being self conscious of the puss is common for women, just like how men may be conscious of their dicks

>>33331597
Boomer incel cope
18-19 year olds girl don't care if a guy is "mature", they just want a fun cool hot guy their age. They just want fun.

>>33331621
Manhattan is pretty big though isn't it

Holy shit this laptop still works. It hasn’t been turned on in over 10 years.

>>33331609
DAMMIT

>>33331474
You realize you were the one in danger right?
Not him.

>>33331611
Stay off the fucking internet if you're gonna believe negative shit about yourself. Everyone is ugly in their own way. It is a part of being human. I'm ugly too, but you don't see me going all emo about that crap. I just try to enjoy life not worry what people think of me.

>>33331562
>Does it really make a difference
Yes. I can afford a house in Staten Island but don't want to have to take a ferry everywhere. But then I also don't want to spend $4000/month for a fucking studio apartment.

>>33331569
>the bronx
Puerto Rican ass everywhere? You son of a bitch, I'm in.

>>33331612
>What phenotype is this?
Fetal alcohol syndrome

>>33331591
Guess not.. thought that was a myth.

>>33331628
Look at your downloads

>>33331555
SHE WOULD HATE AND REJECT ME I AM TOO UGLY FOR HER
>>33331623
NO I AM UGLY, EVEN MY PERSONALITY IF I WAS GOOD LOOKING WOULDNT BE ANY ISSUE
I AM MERELY UGLY
TOO UGLY FOR ANY WOMAN
SO YES I WANT TO FORCEFULLY KNIFEFUCK WOMEN

>>33331628
How long did startup take

>>33331625
I'm 20
every girl i know has a bf 5-8 years older than them without exception
i was lamenting over it not bragging

>>33331605
I might take the icepick over the worst parts of nyc. I would not want to live in the south bronx or bed-stuy, or east harlem, or brownsville

>>33331627
I meant more like shitty because it's extremely expensive, crowded and noisy.

>>33331598
i am borderline agoraphobic. recently stop lesving the house and typically require anxiety meds to do so.

>>33331640
8 is on the extreme end but 4-6 is pretty much the norm.

>>33331630
What if I wasn't a woman? I could be a big black dude catfishing you

>>33331628
why wouldn't it

Dammit now I want a vtuber gf

Am I an evil woman for using my tits to get a discount on some ice cream?

>>33331635
I've seen messier looking men pull higher scores of women without money. You are sick and refuse treatment.

>>33331632
Just bite the bullet and rent a shoebox in Manhattan. You will be fine, I promise :^)

>>33331648
No but you're a hoe

>>33331612
Don't post yourself on here bro

>>33331648
No, you're just stupid

>>33331649
I'm a NEET and still manage to pull women kek.

>>33331648
nah if they fall for that shit they deserve to lose $2 or some shit

>>33331649
BUllshit, liar

I swear the problem with beautiful women is that they've never had cause to learn how to be a good person.

>>33331648
How did you do that? I like icecream.

native anon tbqh you seem pretty attractive to me (not that I'm the person you want to hear that from, since I'm a straight guy) but you're being kind of obnoxious in this thread

Queens is pretty shitty because it has a poor transportation system, long commutes and coastal flooding.

nobody likes listening to you mope about your looks Tall Mountain please just fuck off

>>33331474
hehe oh no a girl drugging me and turning me into her boytoy slave would be sooooo awful haha

anyone here need a virgin bride

>>33331639
10 seconds. Sound is still good
https://voca.ro/1kf9fN6Wp5E8

>>33331658
ur just jealous cuz ur ugleh

>>33331663
Only parts of queens

>>33331648
As a guy who used to work at a ice cream shop, if a woman let me see some booba cleavage I'd give her a extra scoop for free.

You're never gonna love me so whats the use

>>33331666
Yes, mr. satan.

>>33331663
It also has a lot of God's chosen people

>>33331666
M, virgin
id prefer a girl with experience tbqh

>>33331658
Most beautiful women aren't like that all their lives, it takes effort

>>33331648
why type of man would marry a woman like you?

>>33331651
>>33331653
But I didn’t do anything. I just stood there and had tits.
>>33331655
I agree lol
>>33331661
I went to a corner store in a v cut tank top and a bra that makes them look nice, and bought ice cream. That’s all.

>>33331674
Polski?

>>33331666
I do, but you are probably too young for me.

>>33331679
One who like boobs and cheap ice cream I guess.

>>33331648
Trashy.

>>33331672
But there's so much there to love

>>33331684
JEWS NIGGA JEWS

>>33331647
Hey look, I'm fat.

>>33331648
nah thats based

>>33331625
lol women going for older men happens all the time. even when at 30+ the vast majority refuse to date men even a couple years younger than them

>>33331663
New York in general is pretty shitty.

>>33331687
Having boobs is trashy?

>>33331690
your arms are bigger

>>33331667
Faster than I expected, miraculous even if it's on an old hdd. You gonna raw dog the internet with that old xp install?

>>33331688
Whats the point in playing a game you're gonna lose?

>japanese sex comedy movie tricked me into watching drunk gay stripper jump out of an airplane
sasuga

Give me a prompt for my ai erotica tonight
I'm not that creative

>>33331646
Idk it just hasn’t been used in so long. I don’t think I’m gonna connect it to my WiFi though.

>try to date someone from friend group
>can build off real connection formed over time
>but it can be extremely awkward to try and transition from friends to lovers

>try to do online dating
>can go straight to dating with no nonsense
>but it's all fake af

Dating is literally a catch 22. It's not possible in this day and age.

>>33331697
Putting them on display for financial gain is.

>>33331703
nursing handjob

>>33331700
nta
cant even hardly connect to the internet with that anymore
definitely not 4chan thanks to cloudfare and the new captcha

>>33331644
We are so back

>>33331313 (OP)
women, i just

sigh

>>33331703
A woman that has a phobia of cum needs to be creampied so she can become a parent like she's always wanted.

>>33331583
Can confirm my BPD 18yo gf asked me out

Some guy in Austin wanted me to model for his dispensary. Like nigga I don't even smoke weed.

>>33331707
I didn’t put them on. They’re attached to me.

>>33331644
so ill either have to ask out highschoolers or just wait for a couple years before i can date

>>33331703
Mpreg!

>>33331701
You don't know the odds, not really. You're better at this than you think.

>>33331680
Did he say something that made you think it was your tits that caused the discount?

>>33331686
Yeah, but you also act super trashy. Are you aware that's a massive turn off.
A guy that likes you for your tits can always get a girl with bigger tits, or more perky tits when yours start to sag away.

>>33331703
"you are a prisoner who was sentenced to serving 20 years of your body being stored in a cryochamber and having your soul transferred into a robot whore (e-whore). your owner is cruel, and has swapped your hands so they are on backwards, intending to watch you struggle to get him off, or be punished further. what do you do?"
there you go anon

>>33331699
Correct because people keep ordering 24 packs of water bottles all day.

>>33331703
Trying to convince your sister to have sex with you

>>33331718
Impregnating another male seems kinda gay

>>33331717
It's not impossible, it's just that your chances are a bit on the slim side. As long as you're not an immature retard, you can do okay.

>>33331688
honestly i wish english had different words for the different kinds of love
cuz i never know which

Thread just gave me a feeling of being here before. Not the same as deju vu, but *actually* having seen this thread in a dream from the past. I'm going to check my phone after this post because I suspect my ex will contact me out of the blue after a couple years. Something in the thread causes me to be motivated to initiate contact with her while she's on my mind. For some reason, it's a major mistake. Someone from the future, perhaps myself, must have gone- oh shit someone is downloading the winning lotto numbers into my head right now

>>33331715
That might be part of the reason why he wanted you to model for the dispo. It calms the older white women.

>>33331336
>putting someone else's sex toy inside of you
I'm retching

>>33331635
richard rameriz, much?

>>33331583
yep, my gf was 19 years old I'm 26
god I miss my bpdemon so much :(

>>33331711
You just what?

>>33331720
And what's the point in saying you love me like a friend?

>>33331724
no cuz you like ice cream and starbucks and mcdonalds and sitting on the couch posting on atoga

I really think the Jews should just build the temple in Brooklyn

>>33331714
qt?

>>33331387
M
I'm cheating on her every single day for the rest of my life

Nativeanon here, depressed and suicidal now.
BPD comedown
Im too ugly, no woman will ever like me
>>33331732
yeah i like the guy


FEMANONS WHAT MAKES ME SO UGLY? BE DETAILED? SHOULD I ROPE NOW? IM SO BLACKPILLED SINCE I WAS 15

>>33331726
It's not gay if a woman does it

>>33331738
I think they should build a bridge in Auschwitz and get over it.

>>33331713
I've tried JH before it's never satisfying because it's not her

>>33331723
I'm a guy and also not submissive

>>33331725
Not a fan of sistercest

>>33331726
play as a girl trying to mpreg a guy
gotta a/b/o up in this house

>>33331728
Gimme your 3rdie wordies for love and the definitions for the different types

>>33331726
It’s only gay if the balls touch!

>>33331728
we have plenty of words for different kinds of love, we just also have a strongly opinionated idea on what "love" specifically as a symbol refers to. if you can't describe which one you're feeling...you're probably just bad at english (many such cases!)

>>33331685
how old are you peepaw

>>33331722
Are you aware that I don’t give a shit?

thoughts on a guy who wastes water
im posting on atoga while the shower is running

>>33331612
i like her eyes

>>33331720
I'm not good at anything why lie

>>33331735
I've never loved anything until I loved you. I love you like the other half of my heart, like nothing else in this world.

>>33331690
Isnt that the sims?

>>33331743
Well I'm not a woman and I'm not self inserting into getting pregnant

>>33331745
what is submissive about swapping someone's hands and making them struggle for your enjoyment, threatening to make them struggle more if they don't succeed?

>>33331709
Not right now anyway. I don’t wanna start it back up again tonight because now that I’ve unmuted, it won’t mute the startup sound and it’s too loud.

>>33331749
nta can't other languages pick up on stuff like this based on context clues?

>>33331752
Good start, but you should be doing more to hasten climate change

>>33331752
Thought this was my post for a second

>>33331745
>implying he likes momcest

>>33331648
no, prob just hot

>>33331752
There are kids in Africa

>>33331751
how come you don't?

>>33331734
wish i could tell her how much she means to me

>>33331768
idgi

>>33331764
oh wait it WAS my post. I just (You)ed myself.

>>33331666
how old are you

>>33331750
mid 30s

>>33331772
kek

>>33331769
Because if a man don’t want me, I’ll get a woman. Not a problem

>>33331648
Ice cream? That's it? At least use them to get out of a speeding ticket...

>>33331754
But you are good. You're good at being that kind, sweet, caring, gentle person I know you to be. You're good at loving. You're good for me.

>>33331779
>suggesting a woman put her life in danger by speeding
So we're back on the incel grindset trying to kill women already?

>>33331745
Bad taste, sistercest is the best
I suppose you can do daughtercest or cousincest if you must though

I don't think I can get through this

>>33331768
damn thats too bad. i wish there werent

>>33331779
I can certainly try if I’m ever getting a speeding ticket

>>33331786
Hey Elon can you send me some money for the Steam sale?

A moid with veiny penis and big veiny hands and wide shoulders and repped abs and blonde hair please

>>33331783
Lol, no, I mean if you're going to use your body like that at least dream a little bigger.

>>33331761
probably, depends on the culture a lot i would imagine, as i reckon some places are probably more open about love and its discussion than others.
english is a weird mix of context-dependent but also occasionally very precise. seems to be a trait (to different degrees) of all indo-european languages. i do not believe english is special in this sense; we drop context clues all the time even for this, for instance if i like bobby then we're friends, but if i liiiiike him (or maybe even like-like him) then we're both ginormous faggots. you feelin me?

>>33331784
Men will fuck anything

>>33331785
You will anon!

>>33331783
going 70 in a 55 on an empty rural highway is not dangerous at all

>>33331672
did you even try?

>>33331784
>sistercest is the best
Delphic posting spotted

>>33331791
Pretty gay

>>33331756
Did you see the post I replied to?

>>33331788
Atta girl!

>>33331775
grrrrr that’s hot. ur prob just a decade older than me, that’s not bad

>>33331747
NTA but

Philia, agape, eros, storge, xenia, chesed

>>33331791
Male hands typed this post. I can't explain why, I just know it. It sounds forced.

>>33331790
i hate elon too
and trump
and china and india and africa and the former anglosphere and israel and palestine and ukraine and russia and australia and all of the eu and south america and central america

>>33331791
why are men like this?

>>33331803
Moidest hands in the 7 seas

>>33331791
i'm this but sans abs and 5'8"

>>33331807
NTA
You sound like a miserable cuck.

>>33331791
i can offer you a penis that would have been veiny if not circumcised, moderately sized veiny hands, wide shoulders AND wide body, no abs to speak of with chestnut hair (but our children will have red hair). also as a bonus i have a feature where if you get me drunk, i go from being quiet and careful to loud and cuddly.

>>33331803
why do so many men come ITT just to flirt with other men while pretending to be women

>>33331791
>A moid with veiny penis and big veiny hands and wide shoulders and repped abs and blonde hair please
Make it dirty blonde and with a beard, please

>>33331801
I AM the post you replied to
Your image doesn't look like a vtuber model though and felt irrelevant

>>33331812
why shouldnt i hate those things

>>33331817
Because they're based and you're cringe, Jack

>>33331781
I don't think I'm any of that and I think I'm the wort thing that ever happened

>>33331703
Here you go

how could a loving god make this earth when its so evil and ugly

>>33331814
it does something for then

>>33331817
You hate most of the world. You sound like someone who spends all day seething about random shit.

I hear girls say that a man playing video games is unattractive, but are they mostly talking about competitive games? Like I just don't think it's that bad to play a lot of JRPGs.

>>33331822
He is cruel. A cruel and angry god.

>>33331781
>>33331820
happened to you

>>33331819
thats a lucky guess bro
i dont actually hate all of those things i was just shitpositng

>>33331815
How's the lesbian sex going?

why do I feel light headed when I get erections? this didn't used to happen before

Straight women, why? Dating other women would be better so much better

join our circle jerk https://discord.gg/mZ5QQUYE

>>33331831
Dawg you've gotta do some cardio

>>33331703
Older woman corrupts virgin guy

>>33331802
So encouraging for such bad reasons

>>33331830
>How's the lesbian sex going?
Still good

>>33331820
You are. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. What has you convinced that you're so terrible?

>>33331834
>there is an honest to God trannycord for this thread
Bleak, I bet the jannies are even in it

>>33331834
your server is gay

Why do really conventionally attractive guys kind of gross me out?

>>33331844
I don't know, I'm not you, so I don't know why you think the way you do, maybe you should tell us

>>33331844
Idk how am I supposed to answer that

>>33331844
You have a type it seems

>>33331835
but this didn't use to happen before, I did started losing weight by fasting, I've been doing this since february, does that have something to do?

>>33331844
there must be something wrong with then kinda of feeling

>>33331810
>>33331814
its pretty frustrating to be accused of being a mood when ur trying to come onto to someone

>>33331804
Definitions
How are they different
>>33331815
Best i can do is that without abs or big hands

>>33331844
You're clearly meant for unconventionally attractive guys like me.

>>33331844
you know sometime is be the way it is but you just dont know how it be but it do.

>>33331849
Very possibly yes, depending on how big the caloric deficit is and how much it fatigues you

>>33331839
I'm killing you

>>33331852
Yeah I bet you wanna cum on him you faggot

how do I get over her? it's been 3 months and I can't stop thinking about her :,(

ovulated too hard now they think im a man
fuck my chudcel life!

>>33331852
Estrogenated moid hands

>>33331856
I only eat one small meal a day, maybe two, I don't really feel fatigued, well not anymore in the first few weeks I did feel pretty weak all the time.

>>33331852
why would you ever try to do that if youre a girl. girls dont get horny

>>33331860
You need to show you're ovulating in a girly way, like say you're going to sit on a dudes face cutely or something

>>33331865
NTA
How many calories on average do you eat in a day, and how much weight do you lose a in week?

>>33331860
imagine how you feel when you ovulate. thats how a man feels when he is at the lowest level of horniness

Girls, is there a level of sexual dominance from a guy that you think you would enjoy, but you don't want your boyfriend to ever actually go that far?

>>33331857
You know my lines, what I'll say already. That same old song and dance that we never tire of. You aren't killing me, I can't live without you.

>>33331857
>>33331872
couple of dudes erping kek

this thread is ok when the *cels aren't saying stupid shit

>>33331822
same reason a parent lets their kids play outside where they can get hurt.

>>33331867
i just wanted to talk to the dilf i guess i scared him off
>>33331866
dont tell me how to act >;S

>>33331874
Stop it you're summoning them. They will arrive

>>33331876
Do you also cut yourself? Stop engaging in self-harm.

>>33331870
woaw i feel bad for you guys

>>33331755
I wish someone felt this way about me.
booooo

Do you guys use soc to talk to people?

>>33331869
umm...oh man this is embarrassing, I don't really keep track of these things, should I?

>>33331883
No that shit's gay

>>33331387
Male
>dumb fornicator problems
Doesn't affect me.

Femoids
Do you ever feel a desire to suck dick?
Why?
I understand why a woman would do it to please a partner but drunk sluts suck the dicks of men they barely know.

>>33331876
>>;S
Your BMI is either sub 16 or above 30

>>33331883
i went on to one of the regional discord servers but i just shitpost with people there
i almost met up with a girl but she said "hookup" after claiming to just want to meetup as friends so i ghosted her

>>33331853
Bruh are you even autistic

>philia
Friendship and brotherhood. This is the love of people bound together by choice or common cause.
>agape
Similar to chesed, the unconditional love for G-d towards humans and the reciprocal love of humans towards G-d.
>eros
Romantic love.
>storge
Natural affection such as from a parent to their child, or other family. This is the love of familiarity.
>xenia
Hospitality, ritualized friendship.

>chesed
Loving-kindness and pietistic love towards G-d, similar to agape. Chesed is from a different tradition than the others.

>>33331883
I have. I found two people on /soc/ back in 2021 and 2022 that I hope will be my lifelong friends. I don't think I'm going to find romance there so I've stopped trying.

>>33331883
I have but not recently

>>33331415
Death to hornyposters
Death to sex pests
Death to whores

>>33331891
I tried to find other guys to talk to there but everyone is either in a wildly different time zone or they’re only looking to talk to women. Idk how to make friends.

>>33331884
Just guestimate the amount of different foods you eat, look up their calories, and add them

>>33331899
me neither i just dont friend anybody on there and they dont friend me
nobody lives in my state there except the weirdos

>>33331884
Yes 100% you should in order to make sure your weight loss is healthy. To me it seems like you may be over-restricting which is either going to end up making you sick and break down your muscle, or lead to you binging and gaining all the weight back. Your goal should be to build healthy habits so you can maintain your goal weight in the future without it feeling like hell. Taking it slow and restricting in a way that is maintainable in the long term will have much better results.

>>33331894
Oh cool.

>>33331439
Probably not. Even if she weren't actively catering to a coomer fanbase, they'd still exist, and her success would be directly proportional to the amount of negative shit we'd both have to deal with.

>>33331871
my husband can go as far as he wants with me

>>33331872
I think you're tired
>>33331873
Sorry

>>33331415
Men, do you regret not opening an onlyfans and not making shittons of money?

>>33331834
Data miners on overtime

>>33331892
NTA, sounds similar to woke bullshit with their LOVE for too many unnecessary words for sexualities.
>G-d.
?

>>33331908
I'll never tire of you.

>>33331892
>G-d
>different tradition
nta
I don't trust recipes from people who aren't of the culture that originally produces the food unless they're an autist king like Rick Bayless. Can you provide me a good recipe for kugel?

could anyone regardless of gender just tough love talk me into finishing this stupid mini-project for uni that I've spent the past two weeks putting off when I could probably finish it in a night's work

>>33331907
Surely you must have some limit where you'd say no.

>>33331909
I'm ugly and don't have a porn-sized penis

>>33331900
1036 calories, give or take, I usually only eat scrambled eggs. is that low? if I get hungry again I just drink coffee or have a smoke
>>33331904
>you binging and gaining all the weight back.
why would that happen? I have self control

>>33331920
do i t goddammit or i will jerk off to gay hentai

>>33331920
What are you gonna gain by putting it off. What are you gonna do with that time.

>>33331816
It was a joke, bro. It's not that literal.

>>33331925
Goon

>>33331791
best I can do is Indian, fat, and balding

>>33331923
1036 calories a week btw!!!!

>>33331907
okey

>>33331871
No

>>33331880
i do not cut myself. what the fuck

>>33331932
Anon, the minimum is like, 1200kcal a /day/, and even that isn't really recommended.

>>33331935
Then why are you insistent on engaging in self-destructive behavior here and now?

>>33331921
if he’s my husband ill endure

>>33331920
Hey, lil bro, do the project. Real quick.

why are most men so lame lol

>>33331939
Don't you think your husband should only do things to you that you'd like?

>>33331942
Cuz we're gay

>>33331925
I'm really not gaining jack shit. I've spent the past two weeks in limbo where I'm not doing anything with the time I could've been working on it because I'm holding out until I finish it.

Legitimately haven't seen any of my friends since my exams ended solely because of this stupid project

>>33331923
> why would that happen? I have self control
Because when your practically starving yourself, your body is going to make you crave nutrients, Id you don’t your body will eat itself until you die
>>33331932
> 1036 calories a week btw!!!!
That is not enough for anyone, not even a child. You should be eating more than that in a day.

>>33331942
Toxoplasmosis probably

>>33331942
See >>33331944 (my boyfriend) (he tops) (he calls me his cutie) (he's gonna get me pregnant someday :3)

>>33331938
its an anonymous message board this us literally the only place where i can talk freely with men
some girls get pumped and dumped on the weekly i flirt with anons instead
, same coin different sides!

>>33331914
Just a precaution. You're not supposed to let certain names get erased, although strictly speaking that isn't one of them, and it's okay if it's somewhere that isn't permanent like computers. But also, best not to invoke Powers when you don't need to imho.

>>33331916
Unfortunately no, best I can do is latkes, and even there I'm half using a recipe online. Most stuff didn't get passed on to me so I'm reinventing it. Been meaning to get to kugel for a bit though.

>>33331942
You expected us to be different from you?

>>33331943
his pleasure is what i want though and j wouldnt marry someone who would do things to deliberately hurt me. its trust!

>>33331887
>Do you ever feel a desire to suck dick?
Yes
>Why?
Natural affinity for people pleasing. I legit get off from getting other people off. Plus, I'm good at it and I never miss a chance to flex.

>>33331932
Bruh, I'm 130 lbs and my daily maintenance is more than three times that. Seek help.

>>33331957
>>>/x/

>>33331957
>Unfortunately no
I'm not saying it happened, but I'm saying it's maybe your fault.

>>33331957
God
God
G O D
O
D
GOD
GOD
GOD

>>33331965
What if he liked slapping you and calling you a dumb whore?

>>33331909
Never thought about it. Wonder if I should actually. It's distant enough from the audience that I don't have to worry about it. I'd just be making money off of gay men. I have the goods to appeal to them. I need the money. Hmmmmm...

>>33331966
>130lbs
>daily maintenance of 3000 calories
What do you do in a day

>>33331945
You're paralyzed by it and instead of finishing it or even wasting your time on short term pleasures you sit there doing nothing and waiting for it to fuck you in the ass. It's hard and you don't wanna do it, that's life, nothing good is easy. Make an investment for your future. Take this from a guy who flunked out of high school by doing the same thing and sorely regretted it.

Hey guys, your cat might be making you gay and fat.
Thoughts?

>>33331936
>>33331948
>>33331966
woah really? damn and here I thought I was still over eating!

>>33331977
okay ill dump them all off 50 miles away

Women, do you want him to play with your asshole with his mouth?

>>33331977
>and fat.
Pot, kettle.

>>33331977
I don't have any cats, I had to release mine into the woods a few years ago

>>33331979
Be so fr, no you didn’t

>>33331813
didnt realize chan was a datng profile

>>33331983
kek

>>33331922
Just cover your face and get buff. Then post your naked body at flattering angles

>>33331923
Yeah that's close to the number I got if you're eating two eggs, you may not feel anything now but you're gonna crash soon. You should be eating that in a day.

>>33331977
theyre literally all i have
even if i didnt have toxo whatever, girls still wouldnt ask me out

>>33331826
no, it actually shows patience, dedication, perseverance, skill and attentiveness

haven't smoked a cigarette in one whole day now. no cravings whatsoever. I reckon this is the time I quit for good

>>33331989
Or take pictures of your ass if you have a fat ass

I wish I was gorgeous

>>33331994
Male hands but I'm going to pretend, just this once

>>33331997
You already are

>>33331967
I go on there every now and again, but they're a bit too crackpotty even for me, who is probably legitimately insane on a religious and spiritual level.

>>33331994
M
no. an actual hobby would, yes. but videogames are mindless entertainment, no different than televison ergo not a hobby

>>33331973
thats cuuute

>>33331415
Why are so many men okay with dating porn stars?
Why are you so pathetic?

>>33331975
>What do you do in a day
Resistance training every morning, followed by cardio, and then I get an additional 15k - 25k steps a day depending on what I'm doing.

>>33331982
>Women, do you want him to play with your asshole with his mouth?
Analingus is the way to my heart

>>33331995
Yeah it's easy. I've quit 4 times this month.

>>33331997
who cares
some people are just ontologically ugly no matter what

>>33331387
M
Kill myself

>>33332009
>ontologically
nta but this is a good word, I like this word, have a (You) for being cool

>>33331986
I uh....what?

>>33332003
going to kms now
why are women like this

>>33331995
Good job anon.

>>33331387
>no female responses
Curious, that.

>>33332004
Flower power

>>33331926
I guess I don't get the joke

>>33332013
its a stupid reddit word

>>33332014
You’re being purposely ignorant to justify your eating disorder. There’s no way in hell you thought 2 meals worth of food in a week was over eating

>>33332018
You need female posters to garner female responses, Anon.

>>33332018
cuz there's only males itt, whether it be straight, gay, or trans

>>33332018
I can get other sex if he likes variety. I'd probably still peg dudes, charitably.

>>33332032
male

>>33332027
well I do have an eating disorder I guess (this didn't start naturally) but I really did thought I was still over eating

>>33331976
thanks. I think this helped light a bit of a fire under my ass to finally finish this.

>>33332036
They're all male

The whole calorie thing doesn't make any sense. It's not Calorie in Calorie out. Your body isn't a fusion reactor or whatever, it's not converting energy to mass and mass to energy.
It's MASS in and MASS out. Yep. Just weigh it

What is one special thing I can do to make my husband feel more appreciated and loved? I usually will cook something special for him but I want something out of our ordinary routine I can to for him to show my appreciation.

>>33332016
why does that upset you?

>>33331387
i dont think romantic love exists

>>33332043
order massage oil from amazon and give him a massage

>>33332043
if you have the means organize a romantic getaway? like a weekend at a resort or something. maybe a gift he's been asking for? if broke a handmade gift also does the job just as well

>>33332040
Perfect. But talk is cheap. Let's see you finish that thing.

I just had a peach.

>>33332043
Shoot him in the face

I’ve found that in the process of losing weight my urge to be picked up has gotten much stronger

>>33332044
i cant think of a good reason. i just hate how common degradation fetishes among women seem

>>33332042
I ain't weighing my waste

>>33332042
Your body uses thermogenesis to take the energy from food and convert it to fuel for everything in your body. When you have an excess, your body stores it. When you have a deficit, your body uses your reserves.

>>33332043
If you're his damn wife couldn't you think of something he'd like way better than us?

>>33332059
Based.

You may be good looking but you're not a piece of art

>>33332059
you a kid? fukken grow up bitch.

>>33332059
Based.

>>33332062
doesn't matter. it's still MIMO not CICO

>>33331739
Yeah lol
How are ya
>>33331768
https://youtu.be/7Zm1hPbmzPw?si=EgP6YnK892FieGmq

>>33331815
Based Cosby show enjoyer
>>33331822
Bro was just doing a bit of trolling...
>>33331826
>play a lot of JRPGs
Shit is time consuming

>>33332059
the pick them up and impale them moid urges are strong in me right now

>>33332042
if you eat grass, rocks, or vegan bullshit like that powdered sawdust, you won't gain weight

>>33332070
Are you back together with her?

>>33332042
actually it does convert mass to energy. kinetic energy. stop pretending to be reatrded

>>33331834
Wtf is dis shit

>>33332044
>>33332060
I love degrading women (consensually)

>>33331898
what do you have against sex?
is this a sour grapes situation?

Men why are you turning i to cucked beta males and trooning out?

>>33332077
no that's wrong. you literally do not convert mass to energy
>>33332075
you gain exactly as much weight as you consume. where do you think the weight goes? It just magically disappears?

you've all been gaslit something fierce

>>33332064
>>33332068
I think it’s because it’s no longer embarrassing for me if a guy can’t lift me, it’s embarrassing for them.
>>33332067
I want to be princess carried. Let me live my dream.
>>33332074
Why impale?

>>33331973
kind of sexy, ngl.

>>33331998
yeah, well i guess im missing the tail between my legs - if thats what its called? I havnt seen one of those in forever

>>33332082
What's the scale here

>>33332078
Dataminers honeypot

>>33332076
Kinda, she wants ms to meet her tomorrow at the train station and have dinner at hers, I'll text/call her more beforehand though
Basically pls take me back waaaa

>Captha: GAY 02

>>33332082
I have 1950s level male testosterone, but they're too afraid to pick me for studies.

>>33332082
It's an adaptive response to modern culture
Imagine men with 1910s testosterone trying to cope with 2025, they'd be violent

>>33332084
so eating the1 pound of lard everyday would be no different than eating 1 pound of celery everyday

>>33332051
I already do this and we even have hot stones or otherwise this would be a good idea.
>>33332055
He is so nonmaterialistic and will often buy anything he actually does need or want so gift giving is hard. As far as vacations go it’s just currently so hot that neither of us are really up for excursions sadly.
>>33332063
Perhaps I just wanted some male perspective? Unnecessarily hostile and presumptuous.

>>33332096
correct. you will weight 1 lb. heavier immediately after eating either

>>33332082
m20
I have more bodyhair than anyone else my age I've ever ever met, and many middle aged men too

I watched you change

I'm not going to stop losing weight until I can see my ribs

>>33332103
that's good

>>33332102
if you didnt like it, you should have done something. fuck you

>>33332093
Noice, happy for you. She’s already out of the hospital?

>>33332102
d-did you see my penis????

>>33332076
It'll probably be good for me also to spend lots of time with her IRL again and get another job etc. Being unemployed and posting here a lot has made me pretty mental again. Hope you are staying safe and sane too anon

every time i see a goth girl online or irl i think "I hope that bitch gets in a car accident and is paralyzed from the waist down"

>>33332088
Could you forget that he said those mean things to you when sex is over?

>>33332098
I'm just saying. If I asked the same question but about my wife what would your response be.

>>33332108
Yeah she's been discharged and is hopefully going to be able to get the train back here at some point tomorrow (: I'm super happy and relieved desu

>>33332113
Why? Tf did we do to you?

>>33332109
Bro we've all seen it.

>>33331612
Attention whore
Cunt
Pretends to be nice

>>33332118
hopefully her train gets delayed
>>33332121
exist and be whores

>>33332113
Me when I see a couple on campus

Been on a bit of a degenerative episode. This is fun but not sustainable.

>>33332113
every time i see a goth girl online or irl i think "sit on my face pls"

why are men okay with whipping their dicks out in front of strangers in locker rooms and restrooms?

Girls, what nerdy hobbies in men are actually attractive to you?

>>33332122
I-I did post it once on /b/ >///<

>>33331439
nah, doesn't sound appealing to me. I find it kind of manipulative for them trying to get as much simps as possible.

>>33332124
> exist and be whores
Why do you assume every goth girl is a whore?

>>33332124
>hopefully her train gets delayed
What the hell ):
Actually, last time I went to pick her up from the station, it was delayed because some geezers nicked cables from the lines lol

>>33332131
It's fun

>>33332121
what makes you goth? being hot and depressed?

>>33332131
Why wouldn't we be?

>>33332131
There's dividers between the urinals so nobody actually sees your penis.

>>33332138
because they dress and act and think like whores

>>33332115
I would say that women really like verbal reassurances of affection, moreso than men. So simply telling her in a genuine and heartfelt way would mean a lot. Incorporating it with a small gift, like her favorite snack with some thoughtfully picked out flowers you took the time to assemble into a bouquet, given to her with a short note about how much you appreciate her for (insert specific thing here). That would be plenty for any woman.
More importantly, I would assume you were a bad husband who didn’t know your wife at all because you were here trying to get advice about how to love her better.

>quirk chungus was a lesbian

women, how do we avoid this kind of public embarrassment?

Foids, there is a button.
If you press the button, there's a 50% chance you will wake up tomorrow with a handsome and caring boyfriend if you don't have one, but he has two functional penises. If you already have a boyfriend, he is also changed in this way, everything else about him is fine.
The other 50% of the time, you will wake up tomorrow with two functional penises. Everything else about you is fine.

Do you press the button?

>>33332141
No I listen to goth music, and be hot. I’m not really depressed anymore

>>33332131
who cares
ive never actually been in a locker room though

>>33332006
with my tongue in your asshole, your heart wouldn't need cardio anymore

>>33332131
That kind of behavior helps you practice being a man, life is one long humiliation ritual now
if you can't handle 5 guys looking at your dick, how are you going to handle women judging it?
that's how I see it at least, shit like that helps train us for women's BS

>>33332131
nobody is actually looking at our penis in those situations. nothing is gonna happen and we're all just dudes

>>33332131
I'm not, and I actually have no compunctions against nudity.

>>33332150
This is really gay

>>33332133
Anything he is incredibly passionate about that doesn’t give me dangerous man red flags.
If your hobby was button collecting and you had a serious passion for it I would consider it attractive.

>>33332131
I'm not. I literally cannot piss if someone is watching.

>>33332148
Well you and the other men here are obviously a lot more inventive than I am I apologize for my statement
>More importantly, I would assume you were a bad husband who didn’t know your wife at all because you were here trying to get advice about how to love her better.
Couldn't the same thing be said about you and your question

>>33332160
what kind of hobbies give you dangerous man red flags? (so I can collect more)?

>>33332150
One penis is enough thanks

>>33331977
I love her anyway.

>>33332149
The fuck?

i'm going to say up even though i have to be at work at 6am because fuck me i deserve to be miserable tomorrow

>>33332164
Wouldn’t*
Wouldn’t assume.

>>33332172
Liar

>>33332155
if you cant judge 5 guys handling your dick, how are you going to judge women handling it?

>>33332168
do you ever look at 4chan /atoga/ men and think "damn, those dudes are crazy"?
look at that pic, those are the girls of our race, age, and demographic that should be dating us and making us normal husbands and fathers and instead they're doing.... that

>>33331623
You're a single mother that doesn't take care of her kids

>>33332176
i do deserve to be miserable tomorrow
i deserve to be miserable i deserve to be miserable
i deserve to be miserable

>>33332149
Damn, what an absolute basketcase lol. Bro was lucky to dodge a bullet, albeit 5 years too late unfortunately

>>33332182
Lying liar

>>33332114
Depends on how he actually felt about me, but it would even be cute if he came up behind me in the kitchen (while i do women chores) grab my face real hard and whisper it in my ear. is prob nut on the spot. but i like when a man kind of pushes me around

>>33332160
I watch a lot of old movies, even going back to the silent days. Sometimes I get too excited when I get the chance to talk about them, and I throw a million recommendations out there, but I don't get to talk about it much.

I also love professional wrestling and I think it's one of the most exciting art forms out there.

I like video games with stories, especially RPGs.

What do you think of those interests?

>>33332172
I used to do this a lot too but you need your sleep anon
Better to be a miserable bastard at work but at least well rested

How often do you guys wash your hair? mine's average length but it gets greasy so quick that i have to wash it everyday. (F)

>>33332184
its gonna suck anyways might as well be tired too
besides you cant be concerned about the well being of text on a screen

>>33332149
you could see just how anerotic their relationship was from the start, this really isn't a surprise at all.

>>33332191
Nope. You're a real person with thoughts and feelings and ambitions.

>>33332190
depends on what i'm doing outside but my hair doesn't get greasy that quickly