Who is your favourite relative to have sex with at family reunions?
First for I'm a sensitive young man.
women i love you, even if you hate me
How do you feel about the fact that I, M, am wearing a furry tail butt plug that a woman who stayed over at my place left here last weekend?
Moid here
Women, why do women ever agree to do anal?
Women, I'm 6'2 and 200 with barely any muscle mass. I'm conventionally attractive just chubby right now. How low do you think I need to go weight-wise to be a looker? Kinda wanna get back into dating this summer and don't want to have to go for the scraps.
Is there anyone out there
Or am I walking alone
Is it better for me to be angry and depressed but sober or to start drinking again (almost died twice from it)? I ask, because the amount of stress im incurring while sober has aged me faster and gave Grey hairs and I've never looked so bad even when I was a bloated drunk. Im so desperate please help me
>>33331327>>33331336Great start to the thread, as usual.
Why do the soles of women's bare feet resemble the cuts of sliced pork you find in takeout stir fry?
>>33331336the world would be a better place without you
>>33331337I'd like to know myself
Probably brainwashed by their moids or pornsick or both
>>33331347You need to fix the issue causing you stress
Native anon, im an incel and virgin
why am i one? i already know, im unattractive and native american, share your thoughts
>>33331349>women's bare feetAWOOOGA AWOOOGA AUSGHAHHSBDVRVHRLDK
>>33331365He's right you know
>>33331347I agree with other anon, avoid booze, identify and work on the causes of your stress
>>33331339zoomers should have that haircut instead of the perm bullshit
>>33331369What'd they say?
women do you think penises are stupid and gay?
>>33331374they want to know if you're okay
I'm fighting tooth and nail to not post pornography.
>>33331337>Women, why do women ever agree to do anal?A. To please their partner
B. Because it actually feels good.
>>33331341Have you had any scans done? Typically below 20% body fat is good for men. So of you're 200 lbs and say 25-30% body fat, you need to lose 10 - 20 lbs of fat. But I would recommend putting on muscle too.
>>33331375>women do you think penises are stupid and gay?No, just what's attached to them.
>>33331354My own consciousness. That's why I drank so much previously.
>>33331369there's an ache in my bones and I can feel it
>>33331379>just what's attached to themballs?
>>33331378I'm not. But don't tell them that. Just say everything's ok.
>>33331372Its myself that I hate
>>33331361Childhood trauma based maladaptive coping strategies.
State gender
How would you feel if you found out the love of your life enjoyed sex with their ex more than you?
>>33331383Yeah. They kinda suck
If I start dating my ex again tomorrow I might not have time to post insane shit here anymore ): it was good while it lasted tho <3
Anons what would you like to do this summer? What are you looking forward to, or just happy about?
>>33331386Wrong answer, its because im ugly see the last thread
>>33331387M
Put a Pollock on her ceiling
>>33331379>I'm fighting tooth and nail to not post pornography.why
Florida
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>>33331390are you missing an eye too
or is it symbolic
>>33331383>balls?Min
>>33331389>What are you looking forward to, or just happy about?My fiancée and I are going to Australia next month to introduce me to her extended family.
>>33331395Yeah nigga. Me.
>>33331397too lazy to draw the rest, i went to jerk off to shit
M or F
Have you ever had a tour guide?
>>33331397I think nativeanon has posted real face before, he's not ugly at all he's just a complete nutter
>>33331394>whyIt's just sitting there in my gallery, tempting me.
>>33331387M
I would cheat on her
men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?
women, do you regret not opening an onlyfans and not making shittons of money?
>>33331405M
yeah a cave too actually
lol she turned off all the lights and this was before cell phones and she was like "oh no i think i lost the flashlight" and me and the other little kid that was there started crying while the adults laughed
>>33331412go ahead and post it for us, i wanna see what you have in stock. you could either just say fuck it and post it here or make a thread on /gif/ then cross link it for us
>>33331405M, yeah I've done some tours while travelling and stuff
Also I was a tour guide on my college campus lel
>>33331396My brain is fucked up. I walk around my house screaming myself saying how fucking stupid I am and pathetic and retarded. Im constantly angry or depressed and my I just feel my cortisol levels being sky high ALWAYS. im ALWAYS angry. I havent had a genuinely happy fucking moment since I've been sober for over a year and I look 5 years older than I did 1 fucking year ago I dont want to die a stressed out fucking cunt I fucking hate my life
>>33331395ask me again in 3 months.
>>33331379a scan is a stellar idea actually. no clue how I forgot those were a thing. and yes I plan on working out so it'll be a body recomp more than just starving myself until I like my jawline in the mirror. thank you.
>>33331415M, yeah I have done lol
>>33331387Male
Unsurprised but also devastated. It wouldn't be surprising that literally any other guy is better than a virgin
>>33331415>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?Yeah but only if it's can pay for her to go on dates with other guys too but she *has* to wear a condom with them!
>>33331415M
Yeah sure, if she does solo stuff. I'm not gonna deal with someone that does MF content though, too much of a headache for me.
>do you regret not opening an onlyfans and not making shittons of money?I'm gonna say it again, I regret not becoming an e-pimp for one of my friends.
>>33331415>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?Depends on the stuff she posts but it's not a dealbreaker innately
>>33331415>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?no
FEMANONS
fEMANONS im an anon of DNA mostly related to the people native to the american continent before the arrival of other groups
why am i an incel?
>>33331387M
It's not ideal but it's not the end of the world especially if she's had a lot of partners. My ego isn't so fragile that I expect her to lie to me about it.
>>33331405Dang. Indian Echo caverns, huh? Maybe I should pay a visit.
I've done a couple of small things with tour guides but only when dragged to them. I like going at my own pace.
>>33331415Sure, as long as she's not having sex with other guys for it. She can have sex with me on it, though.
>>33331415Chick in your pic is selling her dignity off for 5 bucks, I don't think that's a shitton of money
>>33331421Why do you hate yourself so much ):
This is probably terrible advice but sometimes when I get like this I smack myself really hard on the head with a frying pan and go lie down and usually feel a bit better
>>33331415>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?My neighbor dated a onlyfans girl and when he broke up with her she came by at 2 AM and rammed her car into his car 3 times and then drove away.
Men, would you date a vtuber?
>>33331436smacking yourself on the head with a frying pan is terrible advice? ya think?
>>33331439No. Quite cringe.
>>33331439Depends on the kind of content she does. I wanna say no though.
>>33331436Probably a similar reason as to why a pot of people are here. Childhood trauma. Im not going to hit myself with anything. My only options are alcohol or stress.
>>33331341only look good for yourself. the girl 'meant' for you wont care.
>>33331369only becuz they thrive on gossip
>>33331439M
Sure, as far as I know they're just another streamer. I have no clue what kind of baggage would come along with it *shrug*
>>33331438This is why I don't have a car
The OF girl I dated had a motorbike and didn't wear a helmet
>>33331440Take it or leave it man
>>33331449>My only options are alcohol or stressOr therapy
Well at least you're not self harming
Get well man
Yeah trauma is a bitch
>>33331439Yeah, that would be really nice because we'd be more likely to have similar interests. I'd become her biggest fan
>>33331454>I have no clue what kind of baggage would come along with itProbably crippling shyness.
I used to be a femdomfag younger but since im an incel and no one likes me I am strictly aromantic or have been for a decade now
I have no real feelings to women now, romantic or sexual
FEMANONS
>>33331433>why am i an incel?>what makes me unattractive?>>>/soc/34108520
>>33331453>only look good for yourself. the girl 'meant' for you wont care.>mfw I fucked up with the girl I've always wanted even though she accepted me when I looked my absolute worst >mfw not a day goes by that i dont curse myself for being so fucking stupid
>>33331453I don't care who's "meant" for me at this stage of my life honestly I just want to slut myself out with beautiful women for a bit again before I settle down. I am definitely doing it to look good for myself on top of it though
>>33331457Now say she'll let you watch her streams but never admit to having a bf because she doesn't make as much bank.
>>33331397Why would they nuke me
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>>33331400gd aussies. i knew it
seasons all fucked up down unda
>>33331439Yeah but only if she makes a ton of money from it.
Men, why aren't you guys more careful? I guy invited me over to his house on the first date, why are you inviting a stranger into your home? What if I was cat fishing you? What if I was a serial killer? You guys should be more careful, stay safe out there
>>33331415>women, do you regret not opening an onlyfans and not making shittons of money?Hindsight is 20/20, but even though I know I could make a huge bag, I just can't imagine putting that stuff out there for family and the world to see.
>>33331422Not sure where you are, but I get a DEXA scan done every 6 months and do InBody scans once a month.
>>33331433>a tear just rolled down my legI'm using that one.
>>33331469maybe the russians got the hollywoods confused idk
>>33331456>therapyI dont even know where to start, and I don't see how it can help. The damage has already been done. My youth is behind me.
>>33331475Care to answer my fucking post?
>>33331469Why wouldn't they. Fuck Florida.
>>33331440i used to bang my head agsinst a door often, as a child. opened my third eye lol
>>33331477just try it out, its not like things are great
>>33331474Shut up cunt and suck my dick
>>33331468That's fine, I get the culture. Doesn't matter as long as outside the stream the relationship is good
Man now I'm dreaming of things that will never happen
>>33331477Well it's hypocritical of me to advise you as an alcoholic I guess
Still I wish you the best
>>33331474I've gone to girls' places on the day I met them
Lowkey hope they murder me but never happened obvs
>>33331474Live fast die young
>>33331474Some of us want to die
>trying to break up with girl over the phone
>she wants to only text
>don't want to text cause she'd going to show it to all her friends
I'm sick of this cheating slut
>>33331487How do I start? Where do I start? How do I pick one out if all of them? ITS NOY DUCKUNH. EAST
>work in an office full of boomers
>reading something on my computer, and therefore not typing, and simply looking at the computer screen
>"Wake up, Anon"
Why can't boomers mind their own fucking business?
I scraped some disgusting things off my tongue
>>33331415m, yes, not an issue for me per se
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>>33331474I'm going to live forever
At this point I think I’m just gonna maxx out my looks and charisma stats so I can tie down a pornstar/onlyfans gf to wife up so I can strong arm her into a poly relationship and be a house husband. She’ll earn enough money for the both of us.
What do I need to do in order to successfully bag an onlyfans/pornstar gf
>>33331496just pick one, give it 3 sessions and see if it makes sense or you should try a new one
>>33331488How about you lick my cooch
>>33331462>>33331480It's almost entirely the nose, but it also looks like you have a minor underbite and dead eyes.
nativeanon, femanons why am i so unattractive?
>>33331387M
What I don't know doesn't hurt me and vice versa. I'd never tell her that she gives the absolute worst head and handjobs I've ever experienced.
>>33331474girls are cute and pretty
>>33331474i just picked the lock on my own front door
>>33331474A fair price to pay for the chance to have my dick sucked.
>>33331495>she'd going to show it to all her friendsSo what
>>33331511pee pee poo poo
Girls, what do you think of cheerleader outfits in the bedroom?
>>33331461That’s just how women are though?
>>33331509I dont lick random sluts pussys on the first hang out unless youre a 10. You will suck my dick once you get a look at it though. Dumb cunt
Would you rather take an ice pick to the abdomen or live in New York
>>33331519I'll tell him to give me a D-I-C-K and do a split on it
>>33331474I'm a man i dont have to worry about that stuff
besides is just waste anybody who tries to get me bam bam bam pew pew pew tatatatatatatakktkktk
>>33331514Keep practicing anon, I’m proud of you. Never know when you’ll need to use that skill
>>33331508I dont have that kind of money. Thanks
>>33331474>invite girl over to my house>she kills meLOL. You know that will never happen because it'd be too easy.
No, girls come to your house to judge your performance skills. Life is hard and we are here to be punished for our sins and judged for our weaknesses and failures.
>>33331415>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?Unironically did once. It ended up being discovered by people she knew IRL and spread through the college, so she deleted it but all the stuff on it spread everywhere. She ended up being a shut in and does WFH shit now (we broke up years ago but that started not long after the leak).
The money also was pretty shitty since women don't realize OF is a saturated market now and she thought it would be easy money, and it really wasn't.
>>33331523Where at in New York?
>>33331525it's always moid hands typing this stuff sadg
>>33331523who is stabbing me
>>33331523New York state has a lot of beautiful areas, so NY
>>33331510Thank you, I will be killing myself soon or you know, going out with a bang HAHAHAHHAHAHA soon but Im glad to know, Im right to think im a 3/10 and makes sense for me to be an incel right?
>>33331531what was her name?
>>33331523If I live in New York I’m going broke in 3 days. It’s expensive as hell there and how am I gonna get paid. I’ll take the ice pick.
>>33331415>men, would you date a woman with an onlyfans?Lol
No
>>33331534You just can't accept the fact that women can be funny.
>>33331523I've lived upstate, in the city, and in long island so
>>33331538Not gonna say. I will at least say she was somewhat of a retard since the first half of her OF name was her real name, so that made it worse.
>>33331531Why was she ashamed? I dont understand? Wasn't it empowering for her to make 25 dollars a month by showing what is meant for her lover to indians on the internet??
>>33331523>>33331533>>33331536New York city
>>33331535Professional stabbed hired straight from London
>>33331537Nigga, what? You're like average, your nose is just too big for your face.
>>33331537i believe you will be here complained until you are 80
>>33331537can't you just sniff out the insecure women and go for those? think you'd be good at it if you tried, no reason in particular
>>33331548eehhh ill take new york
why are women so hypocrite?
they did it when they were younger and now shame the younger women that do it?
>>33331506You actually did read my diary, huh?
>>33331548>New York cityYeah, but what part?
Women,
Do you ever "just know" that a guy likes you? Particularly someone you're close with that's too scared to make a move.
What do you do, in either direction, when you can tell? Are you ever neutral about it?
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Im the least attractive anon on soc and im so ugly that no woman will ever talk to me or like me so i must be violent lol
>>33331549Liar, all you said means im a 3/10 at most, which I am
>>33331550>>33331553I want to stab women in the cunt and neck and head nad everywhere, I WANT TO BEHEAD PEOPLE AND RAPE PEOPLE
I WANT TO KILL ENTIRE FAMILIES
>>33331558Does it really make a difference
How do I deal with a coworker that dislikes me for no apparent reason? I’m about to start a seasonal job, It’s the first day, and they’re already talking shit about me even though I haven’t started yet
>>33331555It's always ugly bitches too. I agree with her, but it's always ugly bitches.
>>33331555It's a roastie thing.
>>33331553Insecure women still exist? Every fatass acts like she's a goddess.
Realistically speaking I wouldn't know if anybody IRL had an onlyfans unless they told me.
>>33331555>they did it Says who?
The vast majority of 18-19 year olds want to stick to their age range and find older guys creepy and gross
>>33331563Start.making up rumors about them and try to ruin their reputation
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33331555She has a big forehead. She must be a big thinker
>>33331562Yes. You've never lived in nyc if you don't know that.
t. new yorker.
>>33331556What are you talking about
>>33331522I hear some girls are nervous about thsir puss and dont even let their boyfriends play with it. Imagine being so self concious that you dont take your panties off
>>33331570Same with a vtuber really.
>>33331570i mean some people ive seen ive suspected. they just look like e-hoes.
>>33331572>>33331578They’re reputation is already pretty bad though
>>33331571Usually only the ones with trauma date significantly older men
I'm converting to Judaism. I'm joining the master race. Wish me luck.
>>33331567from personal experience thin 6s and 7s are just as likely to be insecure as the fatties
>>33331575Ok fuckin Harlem.
>>33331586Harlem is nice now
NATIVE ANON HERE
ADV REMEMBER I AM UGLY AS FUCK AND HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN
I WANT TO EAT ENTIRE FAMILIES AND KILL THEM ALL
>>33331580You can typically rest assured that nobody you see irl is a vtuber because they never leave their room
>>33331579Do they know men like puss?
>>33331582Good they deserve it. Make it worse.
>>33331589Bro is becoming a wendigo
>>33331589Do the world a favor and kill yourself.
>>33331571nah the vast majority of 18-19 year olds think men their age are "immature" and date men in the late twenties because theyre "mature"
>>33331590Hey, I leave my room. Sometimes...
>>33331571>The vast majority of 18-19 year olds want to stick to their age rangeNot really, a gap of about 4 or 5 years seems to be about the average (i.e 18 or 19 with a 24yo).
>>33331589dont you have casino money or something
>>33331571>The vast majority of 18-19 year olds want to stick to their age range and find older guys creepy and grossSays who?
>>33331588Ok so what's the shithole of nyc
>>33331589your beautiful and im sad you cant see that
>>33331439Depends whether she speaks with a normal voice or a weird voice. I don't think I would date someone who spoke with a weird voice like some Vtubers. Also depends on the vtuber model. There was one person who was like... a potato, with makeup. And that was really gross.
>>33331523I could tolerate New York, though for housing I'd rather live in the Jersey side just so I can save on rent.
One of the most attractive girls I know lives in New York. Would definitely ask her out if I lived there. Still might, but I only see her a few days a year.
>>33331598Getting your deliveries doesn't count
>>33331586Parts of harlem are okay now west harlem > east harlem. I've lived in harlem recently and it's not great imo, but I'd take it over being stabbed
Femanons now that we know im so unattractive and women hate me for
>>33331510>>>/soc/34108520am i justified in wanting to stab you all?
>>33331596I want to you, woman
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>>33331555What phenotype is this?
>>33331598good one mumei you are no tricking anyone
>>33331560From body language? Yeah?
Ignore it because they're not him.
>>33331439If it's that stupid kawaii voice shit, god no.
>>33331589Go back to your wigwam stupid moid
>>33331612just looks like normal ugly girl eyes
>>33331605Manhattan or the Bronx.
>>33331612its called starbucks white
>>33331511Ur a retard with a mental illness.
>>33331591Yeah but they think they are ugly. Being self conscious of the puss is common for women, just like how men may be conscious of their dicks
>>33331597Boomer incel cope
18-19 year olds girl don't care if a guy is "mature", they just want a fun cool hot guy their age. They just want fun.
>>33331621Manhattan is pretty big though isn't it
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Holy shit this laptop still works. It hasn’t been turned on in over 10 years.
>>33331474You realize you were the one in danger right?
Not him.
>>33331611Stay off the fucking internet if you're gonna believe negative shit about yourself. Everyone is ugly in their own way. It is a part of being human. I'm ugly too, but you don't see me going all emo about that crap. I just try to enjoy life not worry what people think of me.
>>33331562>Does it really make a differenceYes. I can afford a house in Staten Island but don't want to have to take a ferry everywhere. But then I also don't want to spend $4000/month for a fucking studio apartment.
>>33331569>the bronxPuerto Rican ass everywhere? You son of a bitch, I'm in.
>>33331612>What phenotype is this?Fetal alcohol syndrome
>>33331591Guess not.. thought that was a myth.
>>33331628Look at your downloads
>>33331555SHE WOULD HATE AND REJECT ME I AM TOO UGLY FOR HER
>>33331623NO I AM UGLY, EVEN MY PERSONALITY IF I WAS GOOD LOOKING WOULDNT BE ANY ISSUE
I AM MERELY UGLY
TOO UGLY FOR ANY WOMAN
SO YES I WANT TO FORCEFULLY KNIFEFUCK WOMEN
>>33331628How long did startup take
>>33331625I'm 20
every girl i know has a bf 5-8 years older than them without exception
i was lamenting over it not bragging
>>33331605I might take the icepick over the worst parts of nyc. I would not want to live in the south bronx or bed-stuy, or east harlem, or brownsville
>>33331627I meant more like shitty because it's extremely expensive, crowded and noisy.
>>33331598i am borderline agoraphobic. recently stop lesving the house and typically require anxiety meds to do so.
>>333316408 is on the extreme end but 4-6 is pretty much the norm.
>>33331630What if I wasn't a woman? I could be a big black dude catfishing you
>>33331628why wouldn't it
Dammit now I want a vtuber gf
Am I an evil woman for using my tits to get a discount on some ice cream?
>>33331635I've seen messier looking men pull higher scores of women without money. You are sick and refuse treatment.
>>33331632Just bite the bullet and rent a shoebox in Manhattan. You will be fine, I promise :^)
>>33331648No but you're a hoe
>>33331612Don't post yourself on here bro
>>33331648No, you're just stupid
>>33331649I'm a NEET and still manage to pull women kek.
>>33331648nah if they fall for that shit they deserve to lose $2 or some shit
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I swear the problem with beautiful women is that they've never had cause to learn how to be a good person.
>>33331648How did you do that? I like icecream.
native anon tbqh you seem pretty attractive to me (not that I'm the person you want to hear that from, since I'm a straight guy) but you're being kind of obnoxious in this thread
Queens is pretty shitty because it has a poor transportation system, long commutes and coastal flooding.
nobody likes listening to you mope about your looks Tall Mountain please just fuck off
>>33331474hehe oh no a girl drugging me and turning me into her boytoy slave would be sooooo awful haha
anyone here need a virgin bride
>>3333163910 seconds. Sound is still good
https://voca.ro/1kf9fN6Wp5E8
>>33331658ur just jealous cuz ur ugleh
>>33331663Only parts of queens
>>33331648As a guy who used to work at a ice cream shop, if a woman let me see some booba cleavage I'd give her a extra scoop for free.
You're never gonna love me so whats the use
>>33331666Yes, mr. satan.
>>33331663It also has a lot of God's chosen people
>>33331666M, virgin
id prefer a girl with experience tbqh
>>33331658Most beautiful women aren't like that all their lives, it takes effort
>>33331648why type of man would marry a woman like you?
>>33331651>>33331653But I didn’t do anything. I just stood there and had tits.
>>33331655I agree lol
>>33331661I went to a corner store in a v cut tank top and a bra that makes them look nice, and bought ice cream. That’s all.
>>33331666I do, but you are probably too young for me.
>>33331679One who like boobs and cheap ice cream I guess.
>>33331672But there's so much there to love
>>33331684JEWS NIGGA JEWS
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>>33331647Hey look, I'm fat.
>>33331648nah thats based
>>33331625lol women going for older men happens all the time. even when at 30+ the vast majority refuse to date men even a couple years younger than them
>>33331663New York in general is pretty shitty.
>>33331687Having boobs is trashy?
>>33331690your arms are bigger
>>33331667Faster than I expected, miraculous even if it's on an old hdd. You gonna raw dog the internet with that old xp install?
>>33331688Whats the point in playing a game you're gonna lose?
>japanese sex comedy movie tricked me into watching drunk gay stripper jump out of an airplane
sasuga
Give me a prompt for my ai erotica tonight
I'm not that creative
>>33331646Idk it just hasn’t been used in so long. I don’t think I’m gonna connect it to my WiFi though.
>try to date someone from friend group
>can build off real connection formed over time
>but it can be extremely awkward to try and transition from friends to lovers
>try to do online dating
>can go straight to dating with no nonsense
>but it's all fake af
Dating is literally a catch 22. It's not possible in this day and age.
>>33331697Putting them on display for financial gain is.
>>33331703nursing handjob
>>33331700nta
cant even hardly connect to the internet with that anymore
definitely not 4chan thanks to cloudfare and the new captcha
>>33331313 (OP)women, i just
sigh
>>33331703A woman that has a phobia of cum needs to be creampied so she can become a parent like she's always wanted.
>>33331583Can confirm my BPD 18yo gf asked me out
Some guy in Austin wanted me to model for his dispensary. Like nigga I don't even smoke weed.
>>33331707I didn’t put them on. They’re attached to me.
>>33331644so ill either have to ask out highschoolers or just wait for a couple years before i can date
>>33331701You don't know the odds, not really. You're better at this than you think.
>>33331680Did he say something that made you think it was your tits that caused the discount?
>>33331686Yeah, but you also act super trashy. Are you aware that's a massive turn off.
A guy that likes you for your tits can always get a girl with bigger tits, or more perky tits when yours start to sag away.
>>33331703"you are a prisoner who was sentenced to serving 20 years of your body being stored in a cryochamber and having your soul transferred into a robot whore (e-whore). your owner is cruel, and has swapped your hands so they are on backwards, intending to watch you struggle to get him off, or be punished further. what do you do?"
there you go anon
>>33331699Correct because people keep ordering 24 packs of water bottles all day.
>>33331703Trying to convince your sister to have sex with you
>>33331718Impregnating another male seems kinda gay
>>33331717It's not impossible, it's just that your chances are a bit on the slim side. As long as you're not an immature retard, you can do okay.
>>33331688honestly i wish english had different words for the different kinds of love
cuz i never know which
Thread just gave me a feeling of being here before. Not the same as deju vu, but *actually* having seen this thread in a dream from the past. I'm going to check my phone after this post because I suspect my ex will contact me out of the blue after a couple years. Something in the thread causes me to be motivated to initiate contact with her while she's on my mind. For some reason, it's a major mistake. Someone from the future, perhaps myself, must have gone- oh shit someone is downloading the winning lotto numbers into my head right now
>>33331715That might be part of the reason why he wanted you to model for the dispo. It calms the older white women.
>>33331336>putting someone else's sex toy inside of youI'm retching
>>33331635richard rameriz, much?
>>33331583yep, my gf was 19 years old I'm 26
god I miss my bpdemon so much :(
>>33331720And what's the point in saying you love me like a friend?
>>33331724no cuz you like ice cream and starbucks and mcdonalds and sitting on the couch posting on atoga
I really think the Jews should just build the temple in Brooklyn
>>33331387M
I'm cheating on her every single day for the rest of my life
Nativeanon here, depressed and suicidal now.
BPD comedown
Im too ugly, no woman will ever like me
>>33331732yeah i like the guy
FEMANONS WHAT MAKES ME SO UGLY? BE DETAILED? SHOULD I ROPE NOW? IM SO BLACKPILLED SINCE I WAS 15
>>33331726It's not gay if a woman does it
>>33331738I think they should build a bridge in Auschwitz and get over it.
>>33331713I've tried JH before it's never satisfying because it's not her
>>33331723I'm a guy and also not submissive
>>33331725Not a fan of sistercest
>>33331726play as a girl trying to mpreg a guy
gotta a/b/o up in this house
>>33331728Gimme your 3rdie wordies for love and the definitions for the different types
>>33331726It’s only gay if the balls touch!
>>33331728we have plenty of words for different kinds of love, we just also have a strongly opinionated idea on what "love" specifically as a symbol refers to. if you can't describe which one you're feeling...you're probably just bad at english (many such cases!)
>>33331685how old are you peepaw
>>33331722Are you aware that I don’t give a shit?
thoughts on a guy who wastes water
im posting on atoga while the shower is running
>>33331612i like her eyes
>>33331720I'm not good at anything why lie
>>33331735I've never loved anything until I loved you. I love you like the other half of my heart, like nothing else in this world.
>>33331690Isnt that the sims?
>>33331743Well I'm not a woman and I'm not self inserting into getting pregnant
>>33331745what is submissive about swapping someone's hands and making them struggle for your enjoyment, threatening to make them struggle more if they don't succeed?
>>33331709Not right now anyway. I don’t wanna start it back up again tonight because now that I’ve unmuted, it won’t mute the startup sound and it’s too loud.
>>33331749nta can't other languages pick up on stuff like this based on context clues?
>>33331752Good start, but you should be doing more to hasten climate change
>>33331752Thought this was my post for a second
>>33331745>implying he likes momcest
>>33331648no, prob just hot
>>33331752There are kids in Africa
>>33331751how come you don't?
>>33331734wish i could tell her how much she means to me
>>33331764oh wait it WAS my post. I just (You)ed myself.
>>33331666how old are you
>>33331769Because if a man don’t want me, I’ll get a woman. Not a problem
>>33331648Ice cream? That's it? At least use them to get out of a speeding ticket...
>>33331754But you are good. You're good at being that kind, sweet, caring, gentle person I know you to be. You're good at loving. You're good for me.
>>33331779>suggesting a woman put her life in danger by speedingSo we're back on the incel grindset trying to kill women already?
>>33331745Bad taste, sistercest is the best
I suppose you can do daughtercest or cousincest if you must though
I don't think I can get through this
>>33331768damn thats too bad. i wish there werent
>>33331779I can certainly try if I’m ever getting a speeding ticket
>>33331786Hey Elon can you send me some money for the Steam sale?
A moid with veiny penis and big veiny hands and wide shoulders and repped abs and blonde hair please
>>33331783Lol, no, I mean if you're going to use your body like that at least dream a little bigger.
>>33331761probably, depends on the culture a lot i would imagine, as i reckon some places are probably more open about love and its discussion than others.
english is a weird mix of context-dependent but also occasionally very precise. seems to be a trait (to different degrees) of all indo-european languages. i do not believe english is special in this sense; we drop context clues all the time even for this, for instance if i like bobby then we're friends, but if i liiiiike him (or maybe even like-like him) then we're both ginormous faggots. you feelin me?
>>33331784Men will fuck anything
>>33331783going 70 in a 55 on an empty rural highway is not dangerous at all
>>33331672did you even try?
>>33331784>sistercest is the bestDelphic posting spotted
>>33331756Did you see the post I replied to?
>>33331775grrrrr that’s hot. ur prob just a decade older than me, that’s not bad
>>33331747NTA but
Philia, agape, eros, storge, xenia, chesed
>>33331791Male hands typed this post. I can't explain why, I just know it. It sounds forced.
>>33331790i hate elon too
and trump
and china and india and africa and the former anglosphere and israel and palestine and ukraine and russia and australia and all of the eu and south america and central america
>>33331791why are men like this?
>>33331803Moidest hands in the 7 seas
>>33331791i'm this but sans abs and 5'8"
>>33331807NTA
You sound like a miserable cuck.
>>33331791i can offer you a penis that would have been veiny if not circumcised, moderately sized veiny hands, wide shoulders AND wide body, no abs to speak of with chestnut hair (but our children will have red hair). also as a bonus i have a feature where if you get me drunk, i go from being quiet and careful to loud and cuddly.
>>33331803why do so many men come ITT just to flirt with other men while pretending to be women
>>33331791>A moid with veiny penis and big veiny hands and wide shoulders and repped abs and blonde hair pleaseMake it dirty blonde and with a beard, please
>>33331801I AM the post you replied to
Your image doesn't look like a vtuber model though and felt irrelevant
>>33331812why shouldnt i hate those things
>>33331817Because they're based and you're cringe, Jack
>>33331781I don't think I'm any of that and I think I'm the wort thing that ever happened
how could a loving god make this earth when its so evil and ugly
>>33331814it does something for then
>>33331817You hate most of the world. You sound like someone who spends all day seething about random shit.
I hear girls say that a man playing video games is unattractive, but are they mostly talking about competitive games? Like I just don't think it's that bad to play a lot of JRPGs.
>>33331822He is cruel. A cruel and angry god.
>>33331819thats a lucky guess bro
i dont actually hate all of those things i was just shitpositng
>>33331815How's the lesbian sex going?
why do I feel light headed when I get erections? this didn't used to happen before
Straight women, why? Dating other women would be better so much better
join our circle jerk https://discord.gg/mZ5QQUYE
>>33331831Dawg you've gotta do some cardio
>>33331703Older woman corrupts virgin guy
>>33331802So encouraging for such bad reasons
>>33331830>How's the lesbian sex going?Still good
>>33331820You are. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. What has you convinced that you're so terrible?
>>33331834>there is an honest to God trannycord for this threadBleak, I bet the jannies are even in it
>>33331834your server is gay
Why do really conventionally attractive guys kind of gross me out?
>>33331844I don't know, I'm not you, so I don't know why you think the way you do, maybe you should tell us
>>33331844Idk how am I supposed to answer that
>>33331844You have a type it seems
>>33331835but this didn't use to happen before, I did started losing weight by fasting, I've been doing this since february, does that have something to do?
>>33331844there must be something wrong with then kinda of feeling
>>33331810>>33331814its pretty frustrating to be accused of being a mood when ur trying to come onto to someone
>>33331804Definitions
How are they different
>>33331815Best i can do is that without abs or big hands
>>33331844You're clearly meant for unconventionally attractive guys like me.
>>33331844you know sometime is be the way it is but you just dont know how it be but it do.
>>33331849Very possibly yes, depending on how big the caloric deficit is and how much it fatigues you
>>33331839I'm killing you
>>33331852Yeah I bet you wanna cum on him you faggot
how do I get over her? it's been 3 months and I can't stop thinking about her :,(
ovulated too hard now they think im a man
fuck my chudcel life!
>>33331852Estrogenated moid hands
>>33331856I only eat one small meal a day, maybe two, I don't really feel fatigued, well not anymore in the first few weeks I did feel pretty weak all the time.
>>33331852why would you ever try to do that if youre a girl. girls dont get horny
>>33331860You need to show you're ovulating in a girly way, like say you're going to sit on a dudes face cutely or something
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>>33331865NTA
How many calories on average do you eat in a day, and how much weight do you lose a in week?
>>33331860imagine how you feel when you ovulate. thats how a man feels when he is at the lowest level of horniness
Girls, is there a level of sexual dominance from a guy that you think you would enjoy, but you don't want your boyfriend to ever actually go that far?
>>33331857You know my lines, what I'll say already. That same old song and dance that we never tire of. You aren't killing me, I can't live without you.
>>33331857>>33331872couple of dudes erping kek
this thread is ok when the *cels aren't saying stupid shit
>>33331822same reason a parent lets their kids play outside where they can get hurt.
>>33331867i just wanted to talk to the dilf i guess i scared him off
>>33331866dont tell me how to act >;S
>>33331874Stop it you're summoning them. They will arrive
>>33331876Do you also cut yourself? Stop engaging in self-harm.
>>33331870woaw i feel bad for you guys
>>33331755I wish someone felt this way about me.
booooo
Do you guys use soc to talk to people?
>>33331869umm...oh man this is embarrassing, I don't really keep track of these things, should I?
>>33331883No that shit's gay
>>33331387Male
>dumb fornicator problemsDoesn't affect me.
Femoids
Do you ever feel a desire to suck dick?
Why?
I understand why a woman would do it to please a partner but drunk sluts suck the dicks of men they barely know.
>>33331876>>;SYour BMI is either sub 16 or above 30
>>33331883i went on to one of the regional discord servers but i just shitpost with people there
i almost met up with a girl but she said "hookup" after claiming to just want to meetup as friends so i ghosted her
>>33331853Bruh are you even autistic
>philiaFriendship and brotherhood. This is the love of people bound together by choice or common cause.
>agapeSimilar to chesed, the unconditional love for G-d towards humans and the reciprocal love of humans towards G-d.
>erosRomantic love.
>storgeNatural affection such as from a parent to their child, or other family. This is the love of familiarity.
>xeniaHospitality, ritualized friendship.
>chesedLoving-kindness and pietistic love towards G-d, similar to agape. Chesed is from a different tradition than the others.
>>33331883I have. I found two people on /soc/ back in 2021 and 2022 that I hope will be my lifelong friends. I don't think I'm going to find romance there so I've stopped trying.
>>33331883I have but not recently
>>33331415Death to hornyposters
Death to sex pests
Death to whores
>>33331891I tried to find other guys to talk to there but everyone is either in a wildly different time zone or they’re only looking to talk to women. Idk how to make friends.
>>33331884Just guestimate the amount of different foods you eat, look up their calories, and add them
>>33331899me neither i just dont friend anybody on there and they dont friend me
nobody lives in my state there except the weirdos
>>33331884Yes 100% you should in order to make sure your weight loss is healthy. To me it seems like you may be over-restricting which is either going to end up making you sick and break down your muscle, or lead to you binging and gaining all the weight back. Your goal should be to build healthy habits so you can maintain your goal weight in the future without it feeling like hell. Taking it slow and restricting in a way that is maintainable in the long term will have much better results.
>>33331439Probably not. Even if she weren't actively catering to a coomer fanbase, they'd still exist, and her success would be directly proportional to the amount of negative shit we'd both have to deal with.
>>33331871my husband can go as far as he wants with me
>>33331872I think you're tired
>>33331873Sorry
>>33331415Men, do you regret not opening an onlyfans and not making shittons of money?
>>33331834Data miners on overtime
>>33331892NTA, sounds similar to woke bullshit with their LOVE for too many unnecessary words for sexualities.
>G-d.?
>>33331908I'll never tire of you.
>>33331892>G-d>different traditionnta
I don't trust recipes from people who aren't of the culture that originally produces the food unless they're an autist king like Rick Bayless. Can you provide me a good recipe for kugel?
could anyone regardless of gender just tough love talk me into finishing this stupid mini-project for uni that I've spent the past two weeks putting off when I could probably finish it in a night's work
>>33331907Surely you must have some limit where you'd say no.
>>33331909I'm ugly and don't have a porn-sized penis
>>333319001036 calories, give or take, I usually only eat scrambled eggs. is that low? if I get hungry again I just drink coffee or have a smoke
>>33331904>you binging and gaining all the weight back.why would that happen? I have self control
>>33331920do i t goddammit or i will jerk off to gay hentai
>>33331920What are you gonna gain by putting it off. What are you gonna do with that time.
>>33331816It was a joke, bro. It's not that literal.
>>33331791best I can do is Indian, fat, and balding
>>333319231036 calories a week btw!!!!
>>33331880i do not cut myself. what the fuck
>>33331932Anon, the minimum is like, 1200kcal a /day/, and even that isn't really recommended.
>>33331935Then why are you insistent on engaging in self-destructive behavior here and now?
>>33331921if he’s my husband ill endure
>>33331920Hey, lil bro, do the project. Real quick.
why are most men so lame lol
>>33331939Don't you think your husband should only do things to you that you'd like?
>>33331925I'm really not gaining jack shit. I've spent the past two weeks in limbo where I'm not doing anything with the time I could've been working on it because I'm holding out until I finish it.
Legitimately haven't seen any of my friends since my exams ended solely because of this stupid project
>>33331923> why would that happen? I have self controlBecause when your practically starving yourself, your body is going to make you crave nutrients, Id you don’t your body will eat itself until you die
>>33331932> 1036 calories a week btw!!!!That is not enough for anyone, not even a child. You should be eating more than that in a day.
>>33331942Toxoplasmosis probably
>>33331942See
>>33331944 (my boyfriend) (he tops) (he calls me his cutie) (he's gonna get me pregnant someday :3)
>>33331938its an anonymous message board this us literally the only place where i can talk freely with men
some girls get pumped and dumped on the weekly i flirt with anons instead
, same coin different sides!
>>33331914Just a precaution. You're not supposed to let certain names get erased, although strictly speaking that isn't one of them, and it's okay if it's somewhere that isn't permanent like computers. But also, best not to invoke Powers when you don't need to imho.
>>33331916Unfortunately no, best I can do is latkes, and even there I'm half using a recipe online. Most stuff didn't get passed on to me so I'm reinventing it. Been meaning to get to kugel for a bit though.
>>33331942You expected us to be different from you?
>>33331943his pleasure is what i want though and j wouldnt marry someone who would do things to deliberately hurt me. its trust!
>>33331887>Do you ever feel a desire to suck dick?Yes
>Why?Natural affinity for people pleasing. I legit get off from getting other people off. Plus, I'm good at it and I never miss a chance to flex.
>>33331932Bruh, I'm 130 lbs and my daily maintenance is more than three times that. Seek help.
>>33331957>Unfortunately noI'm not saying it happened, but I'm saying it's maybe your fault.
>>33331957God
God
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GOD
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>>33331965What if he liked slapping you and calling you a dumb whore?
>>33331909Never thought about it. Wonder if I should actually. It's distant enough from the audience that I don't have to worry about it. I'd just be making money off of gay men. I have the goods to appeal to them. I need the money. Hmmmmm...
>>33331966>130lbs>daily maintenance of 3000 caloriesWhat do you do in a day
>>33331945You're paralyzed by it and instead of finishing it or even wasting your time on short term pleasures you sit there doing nothing and waiting for it to fuck you in the ass. It's hard and you don't wanna do it, that's life, nothing good is easy. Make an investment for your future. Take this from a guy who flunked out of high school by doing the same thing and sorely regretted it.
Hey guys, your cat might be making you gay and fat.
Thoughts?
>>33331936>>33331948>>33331966woah really? damn and here I thought I was still over eating!
>>33331977okay ill dump them all off 50 miles away
Women, do you want him to play with your asshole with his mouth?
>>33331977>and fat.Pot, kettle.
>>33331977I don't have any cats, I had to release mine into the woods a few years ago
>>33331979Be so fr, no you didn’t
>>33331813didnt realize chan was a datng profile
>>33331922Just cover your face and get buff. Then post your naked body at flattering angles
>>33331923Yeah that's close to the number I got if you're eating two eggs, you may not feel anything now but you're gonna crash soon. You should be eating that in a day.
>>33331977theyre literally all i have
even if i didnt have toxo whatever, girls still wouldnt ask me out
>>33331826no, it actually shows patience, dedication, perseverance, skill and attentiveness
haven't smoked a cigarette in one whole day now. no cravings whatsoever. I reckon this is the time I quit for good
>>33331989Or take pictures of your ass if you have a fat ass
>>33331994Male hands but I'm going to pretend, just this once
>>33331997You already are
>>33331967I go on there every now and again, but they're a bit too crackpotty even for me, who is probably legitimately insane on a religious and spiritual level.
>>33331994M
no. an actual hobby would, yes. but videogames are mindless entertainment, no different than televison ergo not a hobby
>>33331415Why are so many men okay with dating porn stars?
Why are you so pathetic?
>>33331975>What do you do in a dayResistance training every morning, followed by cardio, and then I get an additional 15k - 25k steps a day depending on what I'm doing.
>>33331982>Women, do you want him to play with your asshole with his mouth?Analingus is the way to my heart
>>33331995Yeah it's easy. I've quit 4 times this month.
>>33331997who cares
some people are just ontologically ugly no matter what
>>33332009>ontologicallynta but this is a good word, I like this word, have a (You) for being cool
>>33332003going to kms now
why are women like this
>>33331387>no female responsesCurious, that.
>>33331926I guess I don't get the joke
>>33332013its a stupid reddit word
>>33332014You’re being purposely ignorant to justify your eating disorder. There’s no way in hell you thought 2 meals worth of food in a week was over eating
>>33332018You need female posters to garner female responses, Anon.
>>33332018cuz there's only males itt, whether it be straight, gay, or trans
>>33332018I can get other sex if he likes variety. I'd probably still peg dudes, charitably.
>>33332027well I do have an eating disorder I guess (this didn't start naturally) but I really did thought I was still over eating
>>33331976thanks. I think this helped light a bit of a fire under my ass to finally finish this.
>>33332036They're all male
The whole calorie thing doesn't make any sense. It's not Calorie in Calorie out. Your body isn't a fusion reactor or whatever, it's not converting energy to mass and mass to energy.
It's MASS in and MASS out. Yep. Just weigh it
What is one special thing I can do to make my husband feel more appreciated and loved? I usually will cook something special for him but I want something out of our ordinary routine I can to for him to show my appreciation.
>>33332016why does that upset you?
>>33331387i dont think romantic love exists
>>33332043order massage oil from amazon and give him a massage
>>33332043if you have the means organize a romantic getaway? like a weekend at a resort or something. maybe a gift he's been asking for? if broke a handmade gift also does the job just as well
>>33332040Perfect. But talk is cheap. Let's see you finish that thing.
>>33332043Shoot him in the face
I’ve found that in the process of losing weight my urge to be picked up has gotten much stronger
>>33332044i cant think of a good reason. i just hate how common degradation fetishes among women seem
>>33332042I ain't weighing my waste
>>33332042Your body uses thermogenesis to take the energy from food and convert it to fuel for everything in your body. When you have an excess, your body stores it. When you have a deficit, your body uses your reserves.
>>33332043If you're his damn wife couldn't you think of something he'd like way better than us?
You may be good looking but you're not a piece of art
>>33332059you a kid? fukken grow up bitch.
>>33332062doesn't matter. it's still MIMO not CICO
>>33331739Yeah lol
How are ya
>>33331768https://youtu.be/7Zm1hPbmzPw?si=EgP6YnK892FieGmq
>>33331815Based Cosby show enjoyer
>>33331822Bro was just doing a bit of trolling...
>>33331826>play a lot of JRPGsShit is time consuming
>>33332059the pick them up and impale them moid urges are strong in me right now
>>33332042if you eat grass, rocks, or vegan bullshit like that powdered sawdust, you won't gain weight
>>33332070Are you back together with her?
>>33332042actually it does convert mass to energy. kinetic energy. stop pretending to be reatrded
>>33331834Wtf is dis shit
>>33332044>>33332060I love degrading women (consensually)
>>33331898what do you have against sex?
is this a sour grapes situation?
Men why are you turning i to cucked beta males and trooning out?
>>33332077no that's wrong. you literally do not convert mass to energy
>>33332075you gain exactly as much weight as you consume. where do you think the weight goes? It just magically disappears?
you've all been gaslit something fierce
>>33332064>>33332068I think it’s because it’s no longer embarrassing for me if a guy can’t lift me, it’s embarrassing for them.
>>33332067I want to be princess carried. Let me live my dream.
>>33332074Why impale?
>>33331973kind of sexy, ngl.
>>33331998yeah, well i guess im missing the tail between my legs - if thats what its called? I havnt seen one of those in forever
>>33332082What's the scale here
>>33332078Dataminers honeypot
>>33332076Kinda, she wants ms to meet her tomorrow at the train station and have dinner at hers, I'll text/call her more beforehand though
Basically pls take me back waaaa
>Captha: GAY 02
>>33332082I have 1950s level male testosterone, but they're too afraid to pick me for studies.
>>33332082It's an adaptive response to modern culture
Imagine men with 1910s testosterone trying to cope with 2025, they'd be violent
>>33332084so eating the1 pound of lard everyday would be no different than eating 1 pound of celery everyday
>>33332051I already do this and we even have hot stones or otherwise this would be a good idea.
>>33332055He is so nonmaterialistic and will often buy anything he actually does need or want so gift giving is hard. As far as vacations go it’s just currently so hot that neither of us are really up for excursions sadly.
>>33332063Perhaps I just wanted some male perspective? Unnecessarily hostile and presumptuous.
>>33332096correct. you will weight 1 lb. heavier immediately after eating either
>>33332082m20
I have more bodyhair than anyone else my age I've ever ever met, and many middle aged men too
I'm not going to stop losing weight until I can see my ribs
>>33332102if you didnt like it, you should have done something. fuck you
>>33332093Noice, happy for you. She’s already out of the hospital?
>>33332102d-did you see my penis????
>>33332076It'll probably be good for me also to spend lots of time with her IRL again and get another job etc. Being unemployed and posting here a lot has made me pretty mental again. Hope you are staying safe and sane too anon
every time i see a goth girl online or irl i think "I hope that bitch gets in a car accident and is paralyzed from the waist down"
>>33332088Could you forget that he said those mean things to you when sex is over?
>>33332098I'm just saying. If I asked the same question but about my wife what would your response be.
>>33332108Yeah she's been discharged and is hopefully going to be able to get the train back here at some point tomorrow (: I'm super happy and relieved desu
>>33332113Why? Tf did we do to you?
>>33332109Bro we've all seen it.
>>33331612Attention whore
Cunt
Pretends to be nice
>>33332118hopefully her train gets delayed
>>33332121exist and be whores
>>33332113Me when I see a couple on campus
Been on a bit of a degenerative episode. This is fun but not sustainable.
>>33332113every time i see a goth girl online or irl i think "sit on my face pls"
why are men okay with whipping their dicks out in front of strangers in locker rooms and restrooms?
Girls, what nerdy hobbies in men are actually attractive to you?
>>33332122I-I did post it once on /b/ >///<
>>33331439nah, doesn't sound appealing to me. I find it kind of manipulative for them trying to get as much simps as possible.
>>33332124> exist and be whoresWhy do you assume every goth girl is a whore?
>>33332124>hopefully her train gets delayedWhat the hell ):
Actually, last time I went to pick her up from the station, it was delayed because some geezers nicked cables from the lines lol
>>33332121what makes you goth? being hot and depressed?
>>33332131Why wouldn't we be?
>>33332131There's dividers between the urinals so nobody actually sees your penis.
>>33332138because they dress and act and think like whores
>>33332115I would say that women really like verbal reassurances of affection, moreso than men. So simply telling her in a genuine and heartfelt way would mean a lot. Incorporating it with a small gift, like her favorite snack with some thoughtfully picked out flowers you took the time to assemble into a bouquet, given to her with a short note about how much you appreciate her for (insert specific thing here). That would be plenty for any woman.
More importantly, I would assume you were a bad husband who didn’t know your wife at all because you were here trying to get advice about how to love her better.
>quirk chungus was a lesbian
women, how do we avoid this kind of public embarrassment?
Foids, there is a button.
If you press the button, there's a 50% chance you will wake up tomorrow with a handsome and caring boyfriend if you don't have one, but he has two functional penises. If you already have a boyfriend, he is also changed in this way, everything else about him is fine.
The other 50% of the time, you will wake up tomorrow with two functional penises. Everything else about you is fine.
Do you press the button?
>>33332141No I listen to goth music, and be hot. I’m not really depressed anymore
>>33332131who cares
ive never actually been in a locker room though
>>33332006with my tongue in your asshole, your heart wouldn't need cardio anymore
>>33332131That kind of behavior helps you practice being a man, life is one long humiliation ritual now
if you can't handle 5 guys looking at your dick, how are you going to handle women judging it?
that's how I see it at least, shit like that helps train us for women's BS
>>33332131nobody is actually looking at our penis in those situations. nothing is gonna happen and we're all just dudes
>>33332131I'm not, and I actually have no compunctions against nudity.
>>33332150This is really gay
>>33332133Anything he is incredibly passionate about that doesn’t give me dangerous man red flags.
If your hobby was button collecting and you had a serious passion for it I would consider it attractive.
>>33332131I'm not. I literally cannot piss if someone is watching.
>>33332148Well you and the other men here are obviously a lot more inventive than I am I apologize for my statement
>More importantly, I would assume you were a bad husband who didn’t know your wife at all because you were here trying to get advice about how to love her better.Couldn't the same thing be said about you and your question
>>33332160what kind of hobbies give you dangerous man red flags? (so I can collect more)?
>>33332150One penis is enough thanks
>>33331977I love her anyway.
i'm going to say up even though i have to be at work at 6am because fuck me i deserve to be miserable tomorrow
>>33332164Wouldn’t*
Wouldn’t assume.
>>33332155if you cant judge 5 guys handling your dick, how are you going to judge women handling it?
>>33332168do you ever look at 4chan /atoga/ men and think "damn, those dudes are crazy"?
look at that pic, those are the girls of our race, age, and demographic that should be dating us and making us normal husbands and fathers and instead they're doing.... that
>>33331623You're a single mother that doesn't take care of her kids
>>33332176i do deserve to be miserable tomorrow
i deserve to be miserable i deserve to be miserable
i deserve to be miserable
>>33332149Damn, what an absolute basketcase lol. Bro was lucky to dodge a bullet, albeit 5 years too late unfortunately
>>33332114Depends on how he actually felt about me, but it would even be cute if he came up behind me in the kitchen (while i do women chores) grab my face real hard and whisper it in my ear. is prob nut on the spot. but i like when a man kind of pushes me around
>>33332160I watch a lot of old movies, even going back to the silent days. Sometimes I get too excited when I get the chance to talk about them, and I throw a million recommendations out there, but I don't get to talk about it much.
I also love professional wrestling and I think it's one of the most exciting art forms out there.
I like video games with stories, especially RPGs.
What do you think of those interests?
>>33332172I used to do this a lot too but you need your sleep anon
Better to be a miserable bastard at work but at least well rested
How often do you guys wash your hair? mine's average length but it gets greasy so quick that i have to wash it everyday. (F)
>>33332184its gonna suck anyways might as well be tired too
besides you cant be concerned about the well being of text on a screen
>>33332149you could see just how anerotic their relationship was from the start, this really isn't a surprise at all.
>>33332191Nope. You're a real person with thoughts and feelings and ambitions.
>>33332190depends on what i'm doing outside but my hair doesn't get greasy that quickly
>>33332190M, especially in the summer usually every day yeah, the curse of thick curlz
>>33332179Ur mr grumpy gills
>>33332149zoomette quirk chungus is a lesbian!? Just kidding I'm not shocked at all. There's a reason why I teased my zoomer quirk chungus gf about being a repressed lesbian the entire time and stretched her wide every night while I could.
>>33332190M21, thin, see through, balding, straight dirty blond
every other day
>>33332190M, I wash it every 3 days. (wash, no wash, no wash). I've found a product setup that makes it work well for the health of the hair.
The issue is that it only looks perfect on day 2. So not the perfect routine yet.
>>33332190Everyday. Different products occasionally though.
>>33332190M (with long hair)
I wash my hair anywhere from twice a week to every two weeks, probably averaging once a week. It doesn't get super greasy and I don't have the patience to wash it more often than that, even though co-rinsing it and putting on leave-in conditioner does improve the texture a bit.
>>33332187I specifically hate old movies but I would be interested to learn about why you love them and maybe I could come around to it as well. Likely not, so it would end up being your hobby I tolerated out of care for you but not shared interest. Which I think is fine and normal in a relationship.
Professional wrestling reminds me of my grandfather so I can find some enjoyment in it.
Videogames are a hobby of mine as well and pretty mainstream, so if you’re open to two player games then there’s no problem there.
>>33332131We’re not but we’ve learned to come to terms with it
>>33332185Also, eating puss, suprising with flowers and generally being sweet can really enforce that it is a 'loving action'
>>33332185Where do I find a dumb whore like you?
>>33332196that doesnt mean i dont deserve to be miserable
like that shit matters
What is the most attractive BMI for women
Why do I make shrines to women that dont want me and why is that something that haunts me
when
I could have been a nigga with a stick
i coulda been something
really slick
>>33332190M
Long hair 2C, like every other day sometimes I’ll go 2 days without washing. I just go off of vibes really
>>33332190M
Long hair
Every second day, sometimes every day.
>>33332216Have a small brain break. Set a timer for 15 minutes.
>>33332207What old movies have you seen that you didn't care for? I like trying to introduce people to movies from the past. If you don't like them then that's okay, as long as you try to have an open mind.
>>33332190M, Black, type 4c
I wash my hair twice a week, on Thursdays and Sundays.
>>33332149This is one of my biggest fears ngl, finally find a gf/wife and after 3-5 years she rugpulls you and is like "nah I'm gay lol" and just wasted so much of your time.
>>33332219Fuck I'm there and I still feel like a fatass
life is pointless without romantic love but im too afraid to kill myself
>>33332214In the range of
5 higher than Ana Anon.
5 lower than Rulebreaker.
>>33332200quirk chungi are millenials, zoomers are just autistic
>>33332214Just be healthy
>>333322114chan, grocery store, a park (im the agoraphobe, a picnic is nice)
>>33332228diamond dozen moids
>>33332227you shouldnt
t. 27bmi but people say i "dont look fat" fukken liars
>>33332191You can be miserable and well rested anon
I'm going to bed now and encourage you to do the same
>>33332228How old are you? It’s statistically likely to happen for you
>>33332221No. I feel the flow, I just need to put myself in the right space
>>33332228How about you love me and I love you then
>>33332238M21
statistically it wont
>>33332240its pointless to try here
>>33332228I dont think anyone has loved me romanticly, even if i have and put it out.
not sure i could recognize it
>>33332228Same but I'm not afraid so I don't know what I'm still doing here.
Or maybe I am afraid.
>>33332103I
>>33332103m 26 BMI and I can see my ribs...
https://youtu.be/cEQYhIfse5k
Us right now
>>33332243He's taking about suicide
>>33332243Not true. You are statistically more likely to end up with someone than not.
I sent the breakup text, kinda pissed how she asked me to do that and then didn't look at it.
>>33332250No I wasn’t, I mean getting into a relationship. More men end up in relationships than ending up alone. And there are a lot of disgusting and undesirable men in relationships so
>>33332214depends more on the distribution of fat than anything. someone could have an above average BMI but if its distributed right you'd never know.
>>33332251there is no one for me, an i am for no one. i can just feel it in my soul. i'm not meant to have an other half
>>33332249>and now we do a bit of trolling...
I think I have things known and under control until I walk in and shes there and then I act all fucking retarded and give her what she wants. I hate it so much she doesnt give a fuck about me and thats what i like. the eternal chase is better than anything to me..
>>33332243Go to bed faggot
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I've been e-dating a girl for a little bit now, we have the same values and interests, same life goals, get along well, etc I like her a lot. We also just shared photos the other day and while I said she looked pretty I actually kind of died a little on the inside. I find her very unattractive and don't know how to deal with it. For reference she looks very similar to the FTX woman. I kind of just figured she'd be average looking and it feels like my expectations were crushed
Will I learn to adapt and find her genuinely pretty or is this going to eat at me forever? Any guys here gone into a relationship like this before
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>>33332257Self fulfilling prophecy
>>33332267still a prophecy
>>33332265I think I'm a little too tall to be a twink.
>>33332266My hair is longer than that.
>>33332264This is the problem with e-dating. You form a connection on a basis beyond the physical, which is very very hard to do
>>33332264Men are evil wtf. This is why I will never feel bad for most of you because you get the perfect woman in every way but looks and you guys goon so much to OF girls you can never be satisfied even when you have everything being handed to you
Any 18 yos in the chat? Where do I find you in the wild without some faggot looking at me like I killed his dog because I dont lie about being horny?
>>33332264Attraction can be different IRL vs. just photos, this is the problem with "e-dating"
But
>Will I learn to adapt and find her genuinely pretty At least in my experience unfortunately not really, you can't force yourself to be attracted to somebody
It's not even about being pretty or not it's more of an innate feeling
I would recommend spending time together IRL but if you're e-dating then honestly probably not worth the logistics of it. When I met up with girls from tinder I found them hot in their pix at least.
>>33332279my gf was 18 years old :3
>>33332279Yeah nigga. Come get this dick.
>>33332263Femanons, knowing that you'd prefer a virgin uncorrupted bf, would you still be okay with a used-one-time bf who had to break with his ex so he wouldn't be like this guy
>>33332260?
I’m actually pretty proud of this paper. Still needs so much work but the rough draft is good
My favorite little treat at night has been dipping a big spoon of peanut butter into chocolate chips, and then I sit and eat it while I scroll on tiktok in the dark with a big glass of ice water.
What’s your favorite little treat?
>>33332278>Men are evil wtfYou say this like if a guy sent you pictures and you thought he was ugly you'd still date him lol
I do think it's better to meet and date people IRL though. Honestly I was not very attracted to my gf's looks I first met her but after a few days hanging out together I found her really pretty
>>33332285Yeah. Its fine imo, just means that it's less work for me in having to show him how to properly fuck
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>>33332285Why did you (you) me?
>>33332278but women would rather kill themselves than be with a guy they arent attracted to
>>33332228I want to put my affections down his neck and collar bone. Pulling him back into me, tracing my hand lightly down his hip.
>>33332287yogurt fruit and cream!
>>33332289>>33332295A guy who was perfect in personality could never be ugly to me
>>33332296i rolled my eyes to this
fuck off
>>33332287omg that sounds delicious. I usually toast some bread and put nutella w peanut butter on it. Make a little sandwich. I do this with tortillas too if i have them.
>>33332287I bought a bag of cinnamon toast crunch, sweetest thing I've purchased in like 9 years. That's my treat. I ate my first bowl this morning. Was weird.
>>33332287In my unhealthier days, I used to buy hot fudge and eat a spoonful of it cold
>>33332314what do you mean?
do you like we are strong?
>>33332303Patently untrue
>>33332301lmao it's like a documentary of my ex
>>33332314Testosterone is a super serum
>>33332293why? D: I was 25 at the time I wasn't that much older
>>33332318Not untrue. A good personality reflects on the outside.
>>33332314we process this dumb fragile hormone into godly emotional control and physical strength
I have a weird obsession with cute nightclothes and looking good in my sleep. I have this huge fear of dying suddenly in the night and i dont wanna get caught lacking T^T
>tfw broke up years ago and find out my ex transitioned to a man
oh
>>33332329You do not do that nigga
>>33332329>godly emotional controlNigga, have you met a roider? They're more pissy than a chick who's pmsing.
>>33332330If I were to die tonight I would be taken out of my home in a cherry print nightgown from Shein. Not great
>>33332314Being weak is a choice. Women choose to be weak.
Just look at the femanon who crushes watermelons with her thighs, she chose to be strong and now she is.
>>33332314cute girls to protect and carry are good incentives
>>33332330You should I watch you in your sleep. Nice PJ's by the way.
>>33332330yeah we know
like everyone woman ever is like that
you're all obsessed about your appearance. the whole "I need good night clothes because what if I have to like, run outside really fast in the middle of the night because there's a fire"
the greeks wrote about that kind of behavior of women back in 400 BC lol
brain is mad at me, dont know wht i did. i feel like im gonna hav ea pnaic attack.
>>33332331Lmao you're gay now
>>33332330I hope a pack of cannibals chop up my corpse and eat it
>>33332264>Any guys here gone into a relationship like this beforeI have. And while ymmv, I just wouldn't recommend it. When I was younger I was on some weird journey of trying to prove to myself and the world that I wasn't shallow and decided to date this girl once she expressed interest in me.
She was nice (a little fucked in the head but generally nice), had some of the craziest drive and work ethic I've ever seen in a person (is now working in a FAANG company making insane money at 23). Most important of all, was head over heels in love with me until the very end.
Turns out physical attraction is a key part of dating whether you like it or not. You can't force shit and the only thing I achieved with my actions was waste my time as well as hers while trying to feed my ego by proving I'm not shallow. I had realized looks played a part within the first 3 months and lost all emotion I thought I felt towards the girl.
It was ugly, bleak and painful for the both of us and I wish I'd never done it.
>>33332330But what if your partner keeps taking them off before you both go to sleep?
>>33332334that's from too much T. look at the way low-T men cry about everything on the other side of scale
>>33332346Im single so that's not an issue
>>33332337Literally why do I need to be strong?
>>33332352she's just fantasizing because she's on her transition journey herself right now
>>33332331>first girl I dated in college is a lesbian in a stable relationship for 5 years when literally every relationship with a moid lasted sub-6 monthsThe only part that shocked me was how she missed all of the passes that my bi female roommate made at her and how much she talked about loving dick.
>>33332347You deserve it mwah
if u die here u die for real too morty
>>33332301>most feminine american woman
>>33332358the secret is that all women love dick, even lesbians.
>>33332264You can't force genuine desire, so don't try. Guilt is not a good basis for a relationship.
>>33332305this yes. with marshmellow creme.
or cheeese n crackers
is it gay for a man to have plushies. i’ve been considering purchasing one shaped like a rabbit to sleep with
>>33332373Not at all. Get one and sleep tight anon
>>33332330nobody looks good in their sleep
>>33332375OMG WRONG ARE YOU KIDDING ME SO WRONG
>>33332330full moon is beautiful tnite tho, frfr
>>33332373M
I have a couple, the women find them endearing.
Theres this weighted plushie of a sloth at the target near me that i want to get
>>33332346if i had one, i would be into it
Bad: Broke my foot
Good: It’s an excuse to get me out of something I really didn’t want to do next month
>>33332375if this is true then why do i want to cum on women while they sleep?
A fly came into my room and started buzzing around
I chased him around until he hid in a small space
he thought he knew me so well that he relaxed
>>33332387Gym and a trip to Miami I didn’t want to go on for a bachelorette party
>>33332394What was so bad about it
>>33332389i would like my man to wake me with his hands on my body, def could include nut but i would honestly want to touch him. sleepy sexytime sounds so serene.
a twilight tap, if you will
need a gf who looks so good naked it should be illegal for her to wear clothes
losing weight is making my cock look bigger :3
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step by step guide to being a modern woman
>have whore phase
>feel like you can't compete
>become quirk chungus
>get spineless manchild bf you can control
>freak out when adult reality of child-free life is like
>convert to lesbian, adopt cat(s)
>a couple more years
>dead lesbian bedroom
>ok maybe you got a little too angry with your cat that one time you're not really like that
>cope and compensate by adopting a boy with your partner
>????
>profit, the circle of life is complete
>>33332413Jfc dude are you still seething about some random stupid dyke
>>33332413You left out the part where the 5-year-old boy is discovered to be a transwoman
>>33332400It’s Miami, who wants to go to Miami?
>>33332422Oh very true. Fuck Florida. Although hotline Miami was pretty cool.
>>33332330i just sleep naked
when i die in my sleep, they're gonna ask "damn, how is he still rock hard"
Women: what do you know about tarot? Specifically The Moon?
One of the prettiest girls I know has a connection to it and this is where u ladies come in and feed me lines so I can sound like I know what I'm talking about and make my shot
if she doesnt love me soon im gonna cut a lot more plants
>>33332415oh trust me, I wish I was dead, life is not worth it without her :(
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>>33332330i only date women who sleep naked
>>33332432I have a (female) friend that sleeps naked and she told me I should sleep naked too.
she's older than me too! wouldn't mind her molesting me :3
>>33332432glad im safe then.
they bred pain into their bones and expected them to be normal people
they took them out of their godhood and turned them into something too stretched out and thin
I saw them and they taught me to hurt
sleeping naked is underrated
As a guy I am always in the state of wearing as little clothes as possible at all times. Of course I sleep naked.
>>33332426so i can dream about how i wish i could also revieve the sweetest thoughts and contemplations of the moon?
pssssh you just killed my vibe reminding me how single i am :/
look up a star book
>>33332443she told me I should stop shotabaiting her, I'm not doing it on purpose though >_< (not the first girl that tells me I shotabait her either)
Girls, what do you want a guy to wear around the house?
>>33332428she loves you, but you hide behind an annon number instead of persuing her or your dreams
women should show at minimum 30% more skin than a man at all times
>>33332431based.
this is me noddin off
the best feeling in the world is being half asleep in the summer time with the ac on and the curtains drawn but sunlight slightly penetrating the room so its not pitch black
>>33332453what kind of creatures do you coexist with that know what that word means
>>33332457im cutting as many thorny raspberry branches as i can tomomrrow becasue u said that
>>33332450as if there isn't someone out there that would study the major arcana just to yap to you for hours too... I hope you can find him soon :)
is that this book called Star Tarot I found?
>>33332463More of a wintertime guy myself
>>33332463>curtainswe got shutters, bitch. ain't no light penetrating that. i'm sleeping until noon and no faggot sun will stop me
>>33332426megan fox on ancient aliens rn
>>33332456grey sweat pants / bball shorts
>>33332469i like the light coming through a bit
>>33332468honestly same, but summer has its moments
>>33332466wha does this even mean?
>>33332456Idk. Regular lose clothing. Just boxer breifs. A short robe?
>>33332466you should be doing that anyways
>>33332456any outfit that is bottomless, but covers your breasts
>>33332467i dont think anyone woukd do such things for me. im basic, boring snd lame
>>33332473There's nothing better than nice sweaters and cracking open a window to let in some cool crisp winter air. And the snow.
Femanon, when is your next hookup?
>>33332484You're a cutie patootie methinks
Women do you ever have "shipwrecked on a lost island with a hot guy" fantasies?
>>33332476its literal
>>33332480go fuck your women you bastard
>>33332495the fuck, I‘m not a lesbian, leave me alone
>>33332487i dont plan hookups. i dont actually hook up. dont like the idea of a one night stand
or skateboard?
>>33332465actually they taught me that word lol
Menanons would you date a girl that lowkey dresses like a grandma?
(ex; long cardigans, long dresses, sweaters, old lady sunglasses, those green sun visors...)
https://youtu.be/dcPlbI_9szo
Did you like the Sandman version of the Orpheus song?
>>33332500Can be cute. What kinda sunglasses.
>>33332485omg i can smell it, just thinking about it
i want to sniff the musk off of him
>>33332485i want hot chocolate i want snow i want my whole body to burn from the inside out when i breathe in deeply
>>33332503kinda like these
https://www.amazon.com/miyya-Oversized-Polarized-Sunglasses-Glasses/dp/B0CZDJV1NN?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A1ZS9DWJUQQMHA&gQT=1
>>33332505And the smell of the needles of the Christmas tree filling the house. And warming up under a big blanket. I can't wait for this heat to end.
State Gender
Whats more important?
Examples of what to do or Examples of what not to do.
>>33332513examples of what to do
M
>>33332472>megan fox on ancient aliens rnI don't even have an idea about what this could mean. Does she have a connection to the Moon card?
>>33332484to the right person you're one-of-a-kind and a showstopper though, so who the fuck cares what the others think. give yourself some credit
>>33332513F. What to do. I can just copy it and easy peasy.
>>33332511Basically what I imagined. Kinda tacky but if she likes it I wouldn't have a problem.
>>33332513M
Had a lot of examples of what not to do and I still ended up fucked.
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I'm so hungry.
Girls, do you hate men with porn addiction?
found out band i like has a cover of complicated. how did they make it sound so sad.
>>33332522I dont hate them. I feel sorry for them in most cases. Wouldn't date one though.
>>33332523Bro? That's cannibalism.
>>33331909I have a reasonably big dick, but everything else is a 5/10. Plus it's not like OF women put out applications for stunt dicks.
>>33332531Women aren't the most lucrative audience thoughever
>>33332510How I yearn for those days and my nice boots and coat.
>>33332500not my cup of tea, sorry
straight women of atoga, have you ever been hit on by bi or lesbian woman, similar to how most guys have had to deal with the advances of a gay man?
>>33332536>similar to how most guys have had to deal with the advances of a gay man?oh this happens to other men too?
why do they do this? why are gays like this?
>>33332534the best part might actually be the fashion, i love fall and winter fashion
>>33332539they're horny and the thought of converting a guy just makes it even hotter to them. I'm not spinning this in any way either
>>33332539I get hit on by older men sometimes. It's whatever. I don't care if they accept that I'm not gay and move along.
>>33332536>>33332539I'm a literal khhv moid and it's happened to me
best part is being able to wear like 90% of my perfume collection, compared to being stuck with the remaining 10% right now.
>>33332542Yes my good clothes are cold weather clothes, I'm sure girls have a broader choice but I'm condemned to a t shirt and shorts in the summer.
women will ai be stealing your job?
>>33332549realized you replied to wrong post but ya 100% my favorite articles of clothing are fall/winter jackets, gloves, mittens, hats, boots, scarves.
she could be mine is the phrase i dont want to use anymore
>>33332552I'd like to see chatgpt wax an asshole. Hopefully I'm safe.
Can I PLEASE have an ASMR video of a large attractive man giving another large attractive man a massage without it being gay, like there are ASMR videos with women?
WHY is it impossible to find
>>33332527What if he lets out his addiction on you?
>>33332556If you were waxing my dick and balls and I came what would be standard protocol for that. What would you think.
>>33332556you're very safe although I think waxing buttholes doesn't sound very fun. anything with your hands like that is very safe from AI
>>33332559do you mean like venting about it or..?
>>33332561um..Idk actually but based on the general protocols I'd probably just have to clean it off and thug it out
she should come back to me actually and thats not a lie, its something im going to MAKE HAPPEN BECASUE SHE ISNT GOING TO FUCKING LEAVE ME AGAIN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>33332558>without it being gay,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5dqpnp8iM
>>33332565Using your body as a release of his addiction and getting off to pics and vids of you when you aren't there.
>>33332542>>33332543>>33332545I wish women hit on me like gays do :(
and she is going to come back to me too becasue they shouldnt leave me and they should lie with me and thats isnt the won they should
>>33332553Any favourites, personally I love my boots the most.
>>33332571I watched that entire video with interest but that isn't what I asked for
>>33332574If only, bro, if only.
>>33332572oh hell no. that's disgusting.
why is it that wholesome mommy asmr not only does it give me an erection but I start leaking precum? w-what is wrong with me???
>>33332522>>33332559>>33332572Proof most "porn addicts" are just fucked in the head and conflate being horny is a sickness
>>33332582You might be gay
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Girls, if you were my girlfriend, how will you comfort me when Ron Paul dies and I'm bedridden with grief?
>>33332589oh no bro don't make me sad, ron paul can't die
women if you were busy late at night, can i come nap next to you while you're doing your thing?
>>33332590the greatest president we were ever denied
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>>33332577jackets like this.
i also have a milsurp parka that's gotten me through a lot of rough times, but i don't wear it anymore.
>>33332591He deserves to go to heaven. He shouldn't have to fight this battle anymore.
i had good sex tonight for the first time in my life
women how do i balance being burned out and tired from work, and still giving attention to you and the kids so that your dont fall out of love with me?
if a gf makes her bf's life miserable, constantly criticises him and shouts him, never makes him feel loved or wanted, rarely has sex and only when he begs for it, can you really blame him for being led astray by a woman who doesn’t do all those things but actually makes him feel happy and young again?
just asking
>>33332605i can blame him for not just dumping the girlfriend
I can blame him for missing the obvious signs that she doesn't respect him
>>33332605they should've broken up a long time ago
>>33332599Yeah that's nice. Definitely my style.
I had a parka like that too but I had to get rid of it unfortunately it got too old and damaged. My boots are like that too hope they last forever.
thoughts on CoryxKenshin?
>>33332605He is not austere
>>33332610Is that some kinda porno
>there are femanons who look like this ITT right now
>they think its acceptable and completely fine that they dont allow me to rough up their hair
explain yourselves...
>>33332587b-but I get aroused when I hear the voice of a woman complimenting me how is that gay?
I’m excited for the future for the first time in a long time
>>33332614What's with her teef
>>33332602she made me feel like a man it was cool
>>33332614would still be better without the piercings and tattoo
>>33332615Can i put my balls in yo jaw before you go?
>>33332615Goodnight bro mwah
>>33332622Thinking of you
>>33332619looks like she had the vampire teeth veneers done
women, thoughts on the "just jam it in" maneuver?
>>33332618What's happening that's gotten you in such a mood
Women, if i leave my fingers in there for a few hours, would you eventually stop feeling it in there?
>>33332619I think she looks cute actually
women did you know if you squeeze the balls, cum will squirt out?
>>33332638That's where the pee is stored retard
>>33332630Getting my own place. I’ve done that before, but this time? The way I’m doing it is much healthier, much more about myself and building myself up
>>33332638and if they squeeze my cute balls I will moan :3
>>33332513f, I don‘t think the issue is ever that people don‘t know what to do and what not to do
and if that is the problem, then I find both equally important
if I HAD to chose, I‘d say what to do and one of the what to do points is to not do a anything not listed in the to do‘s
>>33332643no you dummy cum is stored in there, pee is stored in the eye balls
>>33332638that's where the blood is stored retard
>>33332649ACTUALLY cum is stored in the prostate and your prostate is located in your ass therefore you have cum inside your ass 24/7
>>33332660I SAID I MOAN SOMETIMES, MEANING IT DEPENDS ON WETHER THERE IS A REASON TO MOAN OR NOT
>>33332662what if i give you a purple nurple?
>>33332662*AND WETHER IT IS APPROPRIATE TO MOAN OR NOT
>>33332662AND THOSE REASONS WOULD BE?!?!?
women's hands are so unbelievably pretty. sometimes I just want to capture your hands and uncover every detail about them
>>33332664nope
>>33332666when I feel sufficiently aroused and something feels physically very good
>>33332664gonna purple nurple your dick off
>>33332674nta that's different from a living hand tho
Women, would you have a guy friend that you share and discuss porn/smut with?
Assume he'd never hit on you, or cross boundaries.
>>33332675Gotta take what you can get
women's hands are so small compared to mine....I bet my cock would look huge in a woman's hand (it's the size of a monster can btw :3)
>>33332671what if i gave you 1 of these?
>>33332672with your mouth? :3
>>33332686leave me alone
>>33332677absolutely not
>>33332694I'll hug you bro
>>33331415No. I’d want to be her only fan
>>33332693>leave me alonesorry, i'll go kms now
>>33332694no you don't. you've probably been too coddled your whole life. that's why you think you should post "I need a hug SADFACE" and get attention the moment you end up feeling bad about something. Life is bloody spit and pain and dying loved ones and hunger and you've gotta learn the hard way to make better choices so you can get the happy moments out of it when you can. Not get a hug whenever you're fucking SADFACE
>>33332513Examples of what to do
>>33332536It’s usually the other way around
>>33332706there's too many other ways around for this to make any sense
>>33332708It’s true. Straight women hit on bi/lesbian women all the time
>>33331415Depends on whether her material is good.
Women fuck marry kill
>PewDiePie
>Jackscepticeye
>Markiplier
>>33332715pewdiepie is married with a kid
>join vc
>talking to guys
>girl joins
>every guy starts simping
>one guy tries to keep talking to me about interesting shit
>inevitably turns into massive simp sausage fest
>girl leaves
>everyone else trickles out
>nobody to talk to
I HATE EVERYTHING
>>33332711This.
I'm a moid, but I see it all the time (bartender).
>>33332720Become the presiding figure
women, should your man use touch to help communicate what he wants you to do? Like for example if he wants to move your head over should he
A. Ask plainly
B. Ask plainly but gently touch your forehead to clearly indicate how he needs you to move it
C. Ask very nicely
>>33332719That's messed up. I hope they catch him.
>>33332702complete opposite actually I grew up very neglected by my parents :(
Girls, why can't you be this quirky? Just wear different length stocks and strap a belt to your thigh, it's that easy
homeless men dont know much
>>33332719>>33332727no wonder he moved to japan?
>>33332712They seem social and entertaining and loyal to audience
>>33332731A nigga that don't want much don't know much. And a nigga that don't know much don't grow much.
>>33332733they talk through a screen to people that give them money, and how can you be loyal to thousands of people at the same time?
>>33332735Too many questions will overload the druggie brain
>>33331439Would she acknowledge I exist?
How do i avoid being pumped and dumped by foids
>>33332720Yeah I have friends like this.
The moment a girl enters the room or enters a voice call they immediately switch up.
>>33332741it’s so frustrating.
>only girls I succesfully flirt with and seem like they're into me are either countries away or older women
is this the male equivalent of pic related?
>>33332740Why is the saturation all fucked up
I feel so fucking dead inside since my gf ghosted me
>>33332745Take the gacha pill
>>33332743That doesn't seem like picrel at all
>>33332740>Adam Young (Owl city) used to have a huge crush on taylor swiftIf glad my 'tism-bro Adam didnt end up with this harlot
>>33332740>32 year old jake gyllenhaal smashed 20 year old taylor swift pussyikes.
so like, why is this 37 year old hag popular anyway? Who's pusshing that hype train
>>33332747eh, they are not my thing honestly
>>33332748I feel you pain femanon, when does it get better? it's been 3 months
>>33332735>how can you be loyal to thousands of people at the same time?A leader can be loyal to his people
>they talk through a screen to people that give them moneyYoutube is free to watch. They provide free content
>>33331537>going out with a bangLike shooting yourself?
>>33332752Every single female listens to tay tay
>>33332752she has nice armpits
>>33332740what kind of name is A
>>33332745>>33332748wait, actual gfs/bfs ghost people? i thought that was mainly a dating or talking stage thing. Thats so scary wtf :(
>>33332753I fear it will never get better. It's only been a month for me and I am feeling brutal.
>>33332760He forgot how to spell it
people who ghost aren't running away from you they're running away from themselves. don't lose sleep over it
>>33332149Kek. I'm not really surprised. Everything was a performance for her.
>>33332762yeah but to be fair she was a bit mentally unstable and she was having troubles at home but still, yeah it can happen.
>>33332763oof yeah the first month was awful for me I stopped eating and I could not get out of bed, I even started smoking because at the time I wasn't sure she was going to come back or not so I was extremely anxious right I was also crying myself to sleep like 3 times a week, right now I just feel dead inside. hey at least I lost some weight so that's something
>>33332151NTA, but congrats. Next Sunday is my 1 year anniversary of not being depressed.
How is anyone even depressed?
How entitled do you have to be?
>>33332767She actually found someone more handsome than me.
Yes hello, is this the "ignore all the male posts" thread?
>>33332773Just look at what the hats have done to the west.
>>33332769Really? While I've lost my appetite I also have been drinking a lot but it has caused me to start gaining weight so I've cut it out to the best of my ability. Hopefully I can get back to normal soon.
>>33332777If you aren’t happy then lower your expectations
>>33332762happens when they fall out of love
>>33331883I did in the past when it was a new board, but not anymore.
>>33332776yes sir. welcome to "ask women anything"
>>33332773That's what your children will be when they realize you never loved them.
>>33332776Just ask a question
>>33332740>not a single bbcNo wonder she's dissatisfied.
Women, how would you feel if you sunddently found out after 2 years of marriage that your husband is authistic and has never bothered to tell you.
>>33332599Thought I could see a little Indian mans head with a mustache in the neck hole.
>>33332779yeah beer has a lot of calories, I don't drink but my brother got really really fat just by drinking a lot of beer.
I drink a lot of coffee though but uh that's kind of irrelevant.
>Hopefully I can get back to normal soon.you can do it! I believe in you!
>>33332743Femanons, are those real nails?
>>33332785Idk how to tell you this, but I did.
>>33332777Palingenesis
>>33332784Delusional loser
>>33332793nag
but are you retarded?
>>33332774look man, she knows what she was doing and that it was awful, and because she knew it was awful she "figured out" how to avoid having to acknowledge what she is by just ghosting you.
stop worrying about that kind of person
>>33332793They could be very well shaped long natural nails with gel polish. Or they are just gel extensions or press on's.
>>33332821It was her gift
At least in this moment, I feel whole. Happy to be myself
>>33332754An entertainer doesn't really seem like a leader to me. Especially when they're doing it for currency or fame. It doesn't seem like they are loyal to fans. Who is loyal to their fans when they have family to provide for?
People don't create content for nothing.
https://vocaroo.com/1oRBnPqEL6Uk
muh dick
I liked to be called daddy, so what, shoot me.
>>33332789Every white girl hooks up with them and then gets into relationships with white guys because they're the providers. She has plenty of pics with BBCs and even made a music video about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BjZmE2gtdo
week one of X of no contact is over. Sucked but I guess it could be worse
>>33332790I wouldn't really care because he's clearly not that autistic if I didn't notice it. Well actually, now that I think about it, I'd be pissed because i'd be worried if we have kids.
>>33332832https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>33332843https://vocaroo.com/13DfAtYzrkXP
terri brosius has such a hot voice
>>33332840Yeah I'm optimistic. I'm getting the feeling like she'll contact me in about a month or 2, or maybe she'll wait until december (our anniversary month) to get back with me, who knows. Either way, I'm just trying not to get my hopes up or think about her too much
Women can i take a nap in your cleavage?
Women would you rather be fucked by multiple men in a row, in front of the man you love, or watch the man you love getfucked by multiple women in a row?
>>33332846That’s the way to go. Take time for yourself
>>33332827I didn’t equivocate entertainers to leaders, I gave an example of being loyal to a crowd. Making money is a good thing, especially if someone likes what they do. Many people create content for nothing.
it hurts
md5: 16d02ac5cca28adfe2ff70541698f525
🔍
I'm fueled entirely by 40mg of prozac, nicotine (4 cigarettes a day) and a shit load of coffee (4 cups a day)
I wish I was dead
>>33332862how the fuck are you alive
>>33332852There's no way I could watch that happen to him, so i'll take the punishment.
>>33332865I don't know :(
I want to be dead :((((( all it does it make me all shaky
>>33332856Is a vtuber more like a leader or an entertainer to you then? because I don't see them making decisions that affect their viewers lives in almost any way.
Crowds disperse, theres no point in being loyal to a crowd. Nobody goes home to a crowd at the end of the day.
I personally would not date a vtuber, because I couldn't stand the thought of all those people looking at her.
>>33332874You’re intentionally driving your vehicle (body) like shit because you’re comfortable in the feeling of victimhood
>>33332862Serotonin from the prozac without it’s partner dopamine. You need less serotonin and more dopamine. I recommend beer or weed
>>33332877An entertainer, obviously. It’s not an undying loyalty the way kinship is, it’s servitude
>>33332879not really, I just want to die I don't like feeling like a victim and also I need all of that to even function lately.
>>33332882eh I don't like beer or weed. can't I get dopamine from chocolate or something?
>>33332894>can't I get dopamine from chocolate or something?Yes
>>33332899oh well there we go, I'll do that instead!
>>33332889I have to go to bed
>>33332877> because I couldn't stand the thought of all those people looking at her.Looking at her.. avatar?
I agree with the sentiment that attention is bad for women
>>33332904Take your medicine
>>33332917oh man that looks delicious!
>>33332922Take two slices and (You) me in the morning
>>33332938the good thing about going to the gym is that you end up regularly disinfecting your phone since you have disinfectant wipes anyways
>>33332941What did she mean by this
It'd be a big mistake to have you wait and have me waste your time
>>33332946If a recipe calls for 2 cups of flour to make 12 cookies, how much flour do you need for 30 cookies?
>>33332938you guys are the only thing keeping me same desu
>>33332950Strive to be different anon
Is it ok for a man/woman to flirt with someone of the opposite sex for fun if they have a partner?
>>33332954depends on context
GROCERY SHOPPING DAY YIPPEEE
>>33332955Say they're at a party or some other social setting and they're exchanging banter with someone
>>33332957nice, what will you get?
>>33332951I'm in a very bad place in my life right now...
but yeah I am trying to make my life better, I've been trying to get another job and I want to move out from my parent's house.
>>33332952>cute^_^
>>33332959thats not the context I meant, I meant the established boundaries of the couple
>>33332954>Is it ok for a man/woman to flirt with someone of the opposite sex for fun if they have a partner?Yes, but only because I do it and don't want to be a hypocrite.
Modern women have no value whatsoever.
>>33332963Oh. Well they're bf/gf, officially together the whole shebang you know. If your partner did this how would you feel.
Is it 5 or not??????????!/$:$:&38821&!.!.!/&-01038;$,!,!’soaowi
>>33332967I mean, there is swinger couples, so their relationship status still does not define what is and what isn‘t ok, since it depends on the established boundaries of this specific couple.
But if you are asking how I personally would feel about it then for me, it would be np. I would only date someone I trust to be loyal and honest and I don‘t think a partner has to start larping as an asexual being just because they are in a relationship, so if he would have some fun flirting and bantering, it wouldn‘t be a problem for me. I think for me the line would be making out, making plans alone or doing stuff behind my back.
>>33332976Oh, or doing it in front of me. That would be gross. But if he has like a co-worker and they sometimes have some flirty banter or he is in some gaming discord server and flirts a bit with an egirl or so, then thats ok.
>>33331387>State gender>How would you feel if you found out the love of your life enjoyed sex with their ex more than you?M
That's probably inevitable.
>>33332954M
I think it's distasteful
>>33332882serotonin antagonizes dopamine, they need dopamine and they don't need serotonin.
serotonin has nothing to do with pleasure or a feeling of wellbeing.
>>33331387F, I‘d try to find out what was different and if there is anything we could do to improve our sex life. If it was something out of my control (like she simply looked a different way and thats his fetish or so), it would depend on the rest of the relationship. If he was ok with our sex life and it‘s not a big deal and we love each other otherwise and the relationship is what we both want then it‘s whatever. If it means he is constantly sexually frustrated, can’t deal with it in a healthy way and there is nothing I can do about it then that might be a reason to break up.
Women. Do (You) know the power of patriarchy? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qhR4HvBmDXU
>>33332960bread, eggs, chicken, broccoli, apples, lemons, bananers
>>33332983I’m gonna cut myself
>>33332994Can I kiss your booboos better
>>33333000Cmere you lovely lunk
>>33333003Someone's jealous
I turn my speakers, I bang my drum
>>33333008I steal yo sneakers, I bang yo mum
Women do you really own a zillion shoes
>>33333020I have like eight, sneakers, gym shoes, house slippers, winter boots, hiking boots, two pair of sandals (one practical, one more chic), one pair of high heels
but I just talked to my friend about an hour ago and she told me she was decluttering her stuff and needs a new cabinet because she has over 400 pairs
so basically, it depends
Women would you get the ick watching a guy brush his teeth
>>33332992F
She doesn't know what men are capable of when they're angry because she's still alive.
>>33332990>serotonin has nothing to do with pleasure or a feeling of wellbeing.Doubtful. It's a significant part of why MDMA feels good.
>>33333020I have a little over 60 pairs of shoes.
>>33333036>>33333024Wow wtf. I have like 3.
>>33333038Wait until you hear how much they cost/are worth
>>33333042Oh god. My boots were only like 60 dollars.
>>33332954>Is it ok for a man/woman to flirt with someone of the opposite sex for fun if they have a partner?It depends on the parameters they have both agreed on in the relationship. In some relationships it's perfectly fine for one partner to actually have sex with someone else, because the relationship is open, and both partners are cool with that. Some people, while not being actually open, nonetheless explicitly allow or even encourage outside flirting, because both of them enjoy the slight frisson of jealousy it generates. In many cases, people aren't okay with their partner flirting, in which case it obviously shouldn't happen. It's not usually a good idea for someone on the outside of the relationship to judge things like this without knowing the intricacies of how it works on the inside.
>>33333051Chatgpt aah answer
>>33333053Consuming what exactly
>>33333048I have a pair of off-white 1's and I could sell them for well over $1000
>>33333055Onion rings, root beer, cheese burger
I always masturbate using two hands :3
>>33333056That's pretty crazy how'd you get em
>>33333059Haven’t eaten all day
>>33333063Still dragging out a long goodbye
>>33333064So you are not in fact consuming. Not only are you fat but you are a liar as well.
>>33333068Yeah and I’m also balding so get in line
>>33333061I masturbate with either one hand, or I sit on something so my hands are free to use my phone or whatever.
>>33333072s-sit on something?
>>33331387>How would you feel if you found out the love of your life enjoyed sex with their ex more than you?I would be surprised if that weren't the case. I'm old and disabled; it's hardly surprising that some sex she had twenty five years ago with a young, able-bodied person was better. It's not an issue.
>>33333077How fucken old are you
>>33333062I bought them new for like $80 in 2019. The resale value is crazy.
>>33333079Are you thinking of selling them or nah. Do you even wear them or just keep them in a hermetically sealed glass case.
Hey girl, are you from Mississippi? Cuz you’re the only missus piss I’d sippy
>>33333076Like a dildo. Obviously.
>>33333052>Chatgpt aah answerJust an honest one. Myself, I've never had a relationship that wasn't open. People around here are very closed-minded, and that of course includes being ludicrously mononormative. It's important to challenge one's assumptions.
Pretty gay if you ask me.
>>33333078>How fucken old are youEasily old enough to know better. Just old enough not to care.
>>33333088I'm gonna assume 50s
>>33333063how are you anon
>>33333084are you a girl? or gay?
That’s the creepy grandpa larper with his Daughter gf
>>33332938>I love you guysYou wouldn't say that if you'd met me.
>>33333093I guess I should've said F before my post. I thought it'd be obvious.
>>33332852>Women would you rather be fucked by multiple men in a row, in front of the man you loveConsensually, or...?
>>33333095Why act in a way to make me think so
>>33333081Not at the moment. I wear most of them, but I have certain footwear that I only wear occasionally, like heels.
Can /atoga/ tell me if my joke is good for stand-up?
>>33333099I mean those specific shoes. I'd think they're too much of a collectible to get dirty.
>>33333096oh, sorry I'm just dumb >_<
>>33332740>How do i avoid being pumped and dumped by foidsThe only time this would happen is if you're terrible at sex.
>>33333105>emoticon VERY dumb.
>>33333107One of my friends recently said that: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
>>33333100>Can /atoga/ tell me if my joke is good for stand-up?Not unless you tell us what the joke is.
>>33332852It really depends on the context of the consent involved.
>>33333103Yeah, I don't wear any of my white shoes in settings where I can get them dirty. I have shoes specifically for daily use and exercise.
It's just another song. Then it's gone.
>>33333085Anything other than monogamy is degenerate.
had a dream where i was talking to this girl at the airport. the conversation flowed really easily and we had good chemistry so i asked her out and she said yes. she wrote down her name and number and gave it to me. but we were talking for so long i missed my flight. i'm so proud of myself kek.
is the life of women what we think it is (constantly swarmed with affection and suitors) or is it different?
i fail to see how women aren't constantly being hit on, they even complain about that all day
Women, is there a fire in your heart?
>>33333132it depends on the woman obviously, some never are anywhere, where they could even get hit on
for example, I only have one co-worker and she‘s female, I only go outside to go to the gym, run errands, go to appointments and get groceries during office hours to avoid there being many people, so I barely even see any people my age, if I go somewhere in my free time, it‘s spending time in nature or with family, which is usually at my or their place, my only social interactions online are on 4chan, which are anonymous, so I virtually never am in any situation where I could get hit on, and the only time would be some dumb comments here, which I never take serious anyways
>>33333138Hey babe. How's it hangin.
>>33331313 (OP)I guess it is a long shot asking here, but has anyone here fucked a woman who has been subject to FGM?
I'm just curious how sex with them is different, considering lack of clit makes them unable to feel pleasure.
>>33333138>only go outside to go to the gymI'm sure you're well fit babes
>>33333141I don't think many women are gonna be able to have sex after this
>>33333144mmm yummy girl piss :3
Women if you could get one free plastic surgery operation what would it be
>>33332605Just break up retard
>>33333149breast reduction
>>33332500Yeah that's cutee
>>33332413Did kermit get ghosted by miss piggy or something and become a redpiller
NDAs are insanely criminal
IMG_6524
md5: 31b929a0326b0d6120743299266b75b2
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mmm piss
>>33333158It's not easy being green
>>33332373I have sanrio plushies, fuck the haters
>>33332361Aww jeeez rick w-what if I die and they see my phone open on an anime basket weaving forum and hentai tiddies awww shit rick
>>33332342Why does Gary know my breakfast?
Anyway if you're still lurking how are you feeling now anon?
>>33333137>Women, is there a fire in your heart?Something like that
https://youtu.be/FFt9Zq47-UA
>>33333161I guess you could say bro was green with envy
>>33332330If F hot
If M I don't care nigga
>>33333168Fat nigga mixtape
>>33332314So we can carry you to bed babe
>>33332303So if you met your "perfect personality" guy IRL and he was a 4'8" fat ugly smelly janitor pajeet, you'd still date and fuck him?
>>33333171Qt being racist
Won't somebody give me what I want
What do you do when the banter hurts your feelings
>>33333152kek, I'm joking I don't actually like drinking pissing
Sitting on the couch butt naked rn. Clothing sucks. Unless you’re fat, then you should never be naked.
>>33333179Pretty gay to have your dick and balls flopped out on the furniture like that
>>33333180You’re the gay one.
>>33333181I'm not the one with his cock and balls out am I
>>33333183What did they say that hurt you so bad
>>33331611>am i justified in wanting to stab you all?Mate you're not single because you're ugly
You are actually quite good looking no homo
You're single because you're a complete NUTTER https://youtu.be/gAemWF_OSGc?si=tBWn7jbv7ntCLRI7
>>33333182Way to be insecure.
>>33333187Better than being gay
>>33333185My dad mocked me for peeing the bed when I was 4. Who cares? I just want to know how to cope with it
>>33333188You’re gayer than me.
>>33333191I ask again, who's the one with his dick out
>>33333189Call him a fag or something man
>>33333172Statistically speaking, if she is a white woman, she will be less likely to be attracted to an Indian guy than to another white guy, I was just painting a picture
>>33333193I’m just relaxing alone. Nothing gay about that. I sleep naked too.
>>33333197And yet you decided to tell a bunch of other men how naked you are and how much you want them to be naked. Curious.
>>33333175what you really really want?
>>33333199A little bit of luck in a rigged game
I don't get rage-baited easily but this one got me not gonna lie. The fact that the comments are full of women asking to hit helps with that.
>>33333198I never said do gay shit.
there's nothing sexier than an italian woman
I realized that I like women that behave like my mom: emotionally abusive and manipulative women, I can't help it
>>33333204With a post as gay as that, you didn't need to.
>>33333172She should go on the show Love Is Blind to prove her loyalty. The hoes on there would "personality match" with some nerdy programmer or something and then meet everyone IRL and flirt with Chad
>>33333202The women are probably ugly if they want to hit some "liberal, semi fit" therapist on Twitter
Just look at that pfp, I'd be surprised if he wasn't a gaylord
>>33333202I don’t get it
>attractive person is successful at sexWow
>>33333208I think you’re secretly gay bro.
>>33333206Stay away from the BPDemon baddies, they will ruin your life
Find a nice, down-to-earth lass and marry her
>>33333209>The women are probably ugly if they want to hit some "liberal, semi fit" therapist on Twitter"I am an expert on women" lied the 4channer.
>>33333202The only path for manlets is to become famous.
>>33333202>subpar the rapist:o
>>33333197>I sleep naked too.That's pretty fucking gay bro
>>33333213t-too late fren :(
I really loved her a lot though
Women do you bitch and moan
>>33333221my dear bpdemon I miss her so much ;,,(
>>33333222yeah, but I pay the person having to listen to me
AAAAAAAAAA I@M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!!
>>33333202That’s actually me except I’m 6’1
I just learned there's 94 years old active senator in the USA who's planning on getting re-elected in 2028
Did thse people make a pact with Satan to get unnaturally long lives?
>>33333195If I were an Indian woman, I would kill myself.
>>33333222I moan a lot, but that has little to do with bitching.
>>33333226Who is Tyler Durden? *looks in the mirror* I am Tyler Durden.
>>33333228thats just what happens when you don‘t just spend your live rotting in front of a screen
>>33333233i accidentally auto posted you were not suppos
>>69696969 (Me)
Kill your self
>>33333221>>33333223pull yourself together man, you'll get over her eventually
congrats on your first baddie heartbreak, it's like a rite of passage
>>33333232who?
>>33333231>spend your live rotting in front of a screenme
>>33333236Meemaw in Young Sheldon was my fave desu, what a GILF
>>33333222Yes. I'm not that kind of person but living with a guy always does it. It's like gnomes lived in your walls and followed you and always made a mess of everything you'd tidied up the moment you left the room.
>>33333240>If I were an Indian woman, I would kill myselfwow, now this is racist kek
I actually lived in india half a year and am probably less racist than most people ITT lol
>>33333238silly bimbo <3
>>33333243>made a mess of everything you'd tidied up the moment you left the roomI've had this with male and female flatmates kek
messers gonna mess
What do I do? I make soap. I made one with coconut oil recently
>>33333246How about I fucking kill myself how about that
>>33333246Make a soap with my cum
Or use lavendar
>>33333243Call me when the gnomes open your jar, change a tire, and ask to hear about your hopes and dreams
>>33333242>pull yourself together man, you'll get over her eventually>congrats on your first baddie heartbreak, it's like a rite of passagebut I really miss her :( she made me become obsessed with her, she even made me carve her initial on my thigh, I'm going to need shock therapy to get over her
tfw no no no noon on ono no no nonononononononononononono
>>33333253Lol wtf. Niggas crazy.
>>33333253>made me become obsessed with herthat's how they love bomb you kek
>made me carve her initial on my thighholy BPD, is it still scarred? you can always tattoo over it someday
>>33333253>going to need shock therapy to get over herhow long ago was this
give it time bud, and try to keep touching grass
>>33333255What happened noooow
>>33333256well... we both liked cutting ourselves, yeah...we were not the most mentally stable couple.
>>33333258yes it's still scarred, ugh I don't like tattoos, and she left me 3 months ago
>>33333246very good! what other ingredients did you use?
How did none of you get the reference
>>33333243Where do I find non-messy men?
>>33333251>open your jarNever struggled with that
>change a tireMen my age ring daddy when they need their car maintained, and daddy drives to a mechanic
>ask to hear about your hopes and dreamsThis is what female friends are for, men only do this as a party trick to get laid.
>>33333264>men only do this as a party trick to get laid.Wtf, she knows. Shut it down
>>33333033i don't think MDMA is a good argument to use, because it achieves euphoria through various chemical pathways
>>33333263Was it a reference to being lonely
>>33333263sorry, not everyone is a consooomer like you
I fucked uo my thimb it’s numb
>>33333262I don't really remember I made it like 2 years ago and found it in my closet a few days ago and it works fine. But I think it was only coconut oil along with sodium chloride which is a very important recipie in soap making.
Brb I have to do something.
>>33333270Idk but if itt keeps liek this for a few weeks im going to see a doctor. Might just be overuse and poor postire
>>33333274>>33333271I’m crumb
Women thoughts on men who die and become rotten and putrefied
>>33333275Same (yo mama hehe)
>>33333278I'm back. (I had a quick wank to your mums sex tape hehe)
>>33333280You sat there tugging your tiny dick, meanwhile who do you think was fuckin her? You faggot.
Women, do you ever think about the many ways in which he might be sexually tortured or raped?
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I wish I was pretty
>>33333281You fucked your own mother? Um
>>33333283I wish I had the opportunity to go to university
My dentist said one of my teeth has to be pulled out, but sent me to another dentists for a second opinion, who also thinks the tooth need to be pulled.
Dentist I had when I lived somewhere else fucked up the root canal procedure years ago and now part of the internal filling has broken open a root.
Shit sucks. :3
Can you post some fun mem to cheer me up?
I might be 26 but mentally I'm still 8 years old so if a woman has sex with me it would be like she was sex with a kid :3
GOD I want an older woman to molest me so much!!!!!!!
>>33333283you are pretty though babe
>>33333284While you only thought about it. Good things come to those who act.
>>33333290You don't want that. You want therapy. Trust me I know what you want.
>>33333284Who else is gonna do it besides him? He took one for the team.
>>33333290Good thing no woman ever wants to have sex with you, huh.
>>33333283Womp-womp, faggot
>>33333288Based Hackers poster
that sucks man, hope the procedure goes smoothly
have a meme
>>33333294I am old and depressed
>>33333297>picThe state of my tooth.
>>33333288>didn't wake up from the anesthesia to find the dentist and dental assistant taking turns jizzing between their teeth with their cocks
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>>33333286>>33333291You wouldn’t know thiugh
>>33333292what is that????
>>33333295I've tried that, it didn't do anything for me
>>33333298actually you are wrong my ex was my mommy gf :3
>>33333304No anesthesia, just checkups from both, so I was fully aware. lmao
Besides, they both have only female assistants.
>>33333305we saw the pix lol, you are sexy
>>33333306no way you talk like this in the DMs bro
>>33333305True, we have only seen your tit and hand so far.
Show more.
>>33333302oof sorry for reminding you um uhhh h-here is another one
>>33333311she posted a pic in her cute little shorts also (yes I fapped to it)
>>33333310>no way you talk like this in the DMs brohow do you think I got her in the first place? AND she told me that she wanted me
>>33333283>>33333305You have a very attractive bush.
The things I'd do to you people if I ever got the chance. Disgusting creatures.
>>33333318has she posted anything outside of her tits
>>33333320I was thinking this but a much less violent version of “man I wish these people would just do better”
>>33333283>pleaaaaaase give me attention!!!
>>33333312>oof sorry for reminding youlol no offense taken!
>pic relatedI tried my best to find a connection with my tooth problem, but I just can't, it's at the tip of my tongue!
>>33333320w-would you use me and abuse me? :3
>>33333320Yeah id give some people itt a very stern talking-to
Niggas tryna aura farm for 7 3s
>>33333326Get in line, you get the whip!
Octs for beautiful blonde summer girls!!! <3 <3 <3
>>33333325>pic relatedh-hot
>>33333283>>33333305I watched the video of you standing up and showing off your body and your ass and you're very pretty.
>>33333334Digits check out. Fuck blonde bitches
>>33333339A Swiss repost.
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>>33333334>>33333335>>33333330EPIC FAIL
AS PUNISHMENT YOUR JAKKING CARD IS REVOKED AND BLONDE WOMEN WILL N E V E R WANT YOU
>>33333331I think I would enjoy that! I'm a masochist after all :3
>>33333334FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I was literally one second too late D:
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I want a boyfriend :(
If I was as pretty as you think I’d have a boyfriend
>>33333328What would your mother think if she found you on here talking about anal sodomy and playing with your naughty parts all day? You need your mouth washed out with soap! Shame on you!
>>33333326I'd smack you around grab you by the throat choke you then hold you up against the wall and spank your ass
Have you ever had a man use his penis to jizm inside your nostrils and ear drums?
>>33333292Don't you start.
>>33333348Whining about it on an image board is not gonna help.
Either find out what you actually want and stark with men from here, or go do that IRL.
>>33333346Gonna have to cut off your balls first though.
>>33333350nnnggh this would be so hot if you were a cute girl
/atoga/ orgy but only cat poster and I are invited to participate. the rest of you can watch
>>33333353>Men are disgustingYeah, can't argue with that.
>>33333325I thought this was Casca and Griffith in the thumbnail.
>>33333359>Gonna have to cut off your balls first though.I wouldn't enjoy that D:
>>33333362It’s like sitting in a LOTR orc camp
>>33333362You can tell by how my gonads are sweating profusely today even with the fan on.
>>33333360I'm a guy and I am going to have anal sex with you. if you want get some lube because I am not bringing any. I will arive at your house shortly
>>33333353Jerking off to this
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My grandma told me I’m a beautiful girl, would she lie?
>>33333353I know u are but what am I
>>33333348you're like 5'10 right? maybe you intimidate the moidz
>>33333327>>33333316https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33218119/#q33219297
>>33333334GET KEKED, BRITISH TROON
>>33333370nope sorry only girls are allowed to abuse me (and peg me)
>>33333373Oh I think I've seen this one. Now let's see her ass.
>>33333363>>33333354I don't know much about Guts and Glory.
>>33333367I fail to see how that is my problem, bitchboy!
>>33333373>you're like 5'10 right? maybe you intimidate the moidzwoah is she? I-I feel compelled to call her mommy...
>>33333372listen to gramma, she was probably a baddie in her era
>>33333345I should've have hesitated man I should've just clicked post a second earler when I had a gut feeling
Guess this is a valuable lesson for life, don't hesitate, go 4 it
>>33333374fuk u bich at least I have a blonde gf
>>33333373>https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33218119/#q33219297Huh, that almost looks like an egirl I know..
>5'10>intimidateHow manlet do you have to be to get intimidated by that? kek
>>33333375Now look here. I am in the mood for mans butt. Now I tell you what, I like you and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.
>>33333381>How manlet do you have to be to get intimidated by that?I mean I'm 5'7 but it's hot
>>33333380>she was probably a baddieI think she got married as a teenager
I've been spending all day oscillating my weiner with an electrical device and making it go boing, boing, boing!
Should I stop?
>>33333383get away from me fag
>>33333385it was a different time
my grandma was gigastacy and a hairdresser, one day my grandad just went to hers with flowers and asked her out and she was like sure
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>>33333354I'm glad the Griffith images are spreading.
I'm jerking off to ai porn. My ancestors couldn't have ever conceived of such a thing.
>>33333392those niggas really died in battle for you to jerk off to anime mommies
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Anons are you feeling better meow?
>>33333389Ok I see you chosing the hard way.
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>>33333390I wish a man would give me flowers
>>33333392Exactly, my great grandmother wrote in her stone tablet diary through pictographs about how she put her fingers up her vulva to cave drawings while the men were out hunting saber tooth tigers.
My greatgrandfather married in his mid 50ies. He also took the girl he wanted from her wedding with his buddies and guns and they rode off on horses with her. He had 10 children and before this he killed dozens of men in wars and during peace time.
>>33333396the right guy will <3
>>33333397oh well not your problem ig
>>33333394no I'm mad that I didn't GET but life goes on
I'm going to drink cider in the garden with a cigarette and play with the cats
>>33333396Want one of my butternut blossoms?
>>33333391>GriffithIsn't that the guy who sucks old men for money?
>>33333402damn that's pretty based
the only person my grandfather used a gun on was himself
>greatgrandfatherthis one also had lots of children like yours, but almost beat his wife to death in front of them
your family sounds cooler than mine
here's a completely out of context panel from violence jack (the context doesn't make it any better)
>>33333401Let me know if you need more tissues anon.
I wonder what it's like to be inseminated
>>33333411he should be called jackhammer jack
>>33333413why don't I show you babe *feeds you cookies*
>>33333282No. I want to protect him and do things he consents to. (Which can also be torture or cnc)
Overthinking 30yo here.
>be average looking, have good friends and be moderately social)
>have terrible romantic skills tho, a few women liked me but I didn't like them so I never corresponded them
>plus I've been growing more withdrawn recently so I've been craving a romantic partner after only having one partner my whole life(last year)
>do what any regular millennial who doesn't go out that much does and download tinder, and match with this one girl
>she's pretty nice and easy to talk to, profile says "I'm not here for the same reason as everyone else", she wants friends I guess
>been chatting for 3 weeks now, got added to CF in Instagram too, but we never went out once
>CF thing feels weird but whatever, I've been treating this as an online friendship so no biggie
>speaking with a friend I've come to realize she might be actually looking for something, and I recheck her profile and it turns out it never said she's looking for friendship, so now I start thinking I might be giving her false expectations
>especially since I'm not attracted to her in the physical side, and instead been thinking recently of asking out a coworker instead (she's pretty swell and I actually like her physically too)
Am I overthinking this or should I focus on this one girl whom I've somehow come to know better than my coworker in our talks, to see if something comes out of it? At the same time with my age idk if that's a reasonable thing to seek out I guess, I'm bad/insecure at this stuff.
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>>33333414that guy is not the titular violence jack, this is violence jack
>>33333418>not attracted to her in the physical sidebruh...
well you can still be friends with this girl, just be clear that that's all you want so you don't risk leading her on
>thinking recently of asking out a coworker instead (she's pretty swell and I actually like her physically too)doo eet then
>I'm bad/insecure at this stuffsame here and I shot myself in the foot a lot in the past and fumbled, you just need to be a little bolt and go for it
>>33333412Thank you cat poster
is 3 months of silence in a long distance relationship normal? keep in mind that she is the type of girl that becomes distant when she is depressed
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About to end the cruise and my family has still not talked to me at all
Since the last time I saw them I lost 120lbs and transferred into a top20 university. I turn 21 in less than a month. Nobody has acknowledged any of this
We celebrated other family members birthdays that were months ago and they can’t even bother to give me a single congratulations
I think they must genuinely dislike me
>>33333421this art style is fucking awesome
>>33333396is it true that you're 5'10" btw?
are you still on the cruise btw or back home? I'm guessing you have the rest of the summer off as you're in college?
I have been playing mount and blade bannerlord recently and early game It's fun but as soon as you get an army of 150 men It just becomes a breeze. AI in strategy games can not compete with human players. That's why I stopped palying total war games. I guess it's just fun to watch armies clash sometimes. They're ok games
I'd never give a whore flowers
>>33333426This explains a lot about why you’re anonymously whoring out
>>33333425no, lol
you got ghosted
>>33333426Are your other family members fat?
If so then they're jealous
>>33333426Are they the Jewish ones
>>33333408explains why that Griffithfag is such an MKG's cocksucker, lol
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>>33333427Yes I’m 5’10 and I hate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ku1oAGPRA
>>33333425some distance when depressed is normal
as someone who has depressive episodes it's very easy to not reply to somebody for a day which then becomes weeks and months...
but 3 months is insane dude I'm not gonna lie... in a relationship you should really be talking every day no matter what you're going through, so you can support each other
sounds like she's pulled away for whatever reason, maybe lost interest unless some stuff is going down in her personal life
>long distancehave you met her IRL
I hope she comes around soon and updates you on what's going on
>>33333429why not?
I love whores and I love flowers
>>33333435why? tall girls are sexy and pretty
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>>33333427it's a manga by go nagai (the guy that made devilman) you should check it out
i’m talking to two men at once i feel like a whore and i don’t like either one of them the more i talk to them the worse they get
>>33333428Depends on your army composition. What's yours like.
>>33333436charlie sheen is just schizoposting IRL kek
bro was definitely on his cocaine era lol
sometimes I'm glad I'm not famous else I would prolly end up like this innit
>>33333437You're such a fucking simp bro.
>>33333374Well, I'm sure glad none of our attention-whoring regulars got the get
>>33333426They're probably jealous and ignoring you to save their egos.
>>33333440So then why do it?
>>33333437she did mentioned something was going on with her family, haven't met her irl sadly :( she's in the east coast and I'm in the west coast, sigh I really hope she comes back one day
>>33333440What two men. Context please.
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>>33333432Yes I am the youngest family member here by at least a decade, I am also the skinniest by a large margin
>>33333433Yeah this side of the family are pretentious urban Jews. My other half of the family are uneducated country hicks
I’m the black sheep of both families
>>33333439might do, cause the art is really amazing
>>33333444why am I a simp for saying I love tall girls? it's just the truth
>>33333436>"are you on anything right now?"*cuts to 4 cigarettes in his nostrils*
fucking kills me lmao
>>33333449that sucks man, praying for ya
>>33333440>don’t like either one of them the more i talk to them the worse they getbruh
guess you gotta dodge them bullets like neo then
>>33333426>>33333435So what is your idea here?
Do you have any idea what you're doing on 4chan?
>>33333440Typical woman, talking to multiple men at once. If I was one of those men and this came to my attention, I'd drop you. Enjoy your "options"
>>33333452Oh no shit they don't talk to you they think you are a dirty goy Oy Vey. Don't take it personal.
Pretty sure it’s a marketing psyop
>>33333453>might do, cause the art is really amazingit's fun, a bit disturbing at times even for me.
>that sucks man, praying for yathanks bro...
>>33333453You are a simp and you should be old enough to know better. Get a grip damn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE6YLTZ0O4g
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I’m just sad
I grew up hearing my family talk about how much they love the school I’m currently attending and how so many family members before me failed to get accepted here
But now they won’t even talk to me about it. I don’t understand. They can’t even say congratulations? Do they care about me so little?
>>33333452>I am also the skinniest by a large marginOk so that explains it.
Fat people HATE fat people who get skinny, especially if they're related to them, because it shows that they could get fit, but they won't
I thought your dad was Jewish?
Did he bail on you but you still hang out with his family?
>>33333464They probably don’t enjoy your narcissism
>>33333457>If I was one of those men and this came to my attention, I'd drop youimagine being this conceited thinking the world revolves around you lol
>>33333460ahh you're the same geezer
anyway looks really cool so thanks for the recommendation
>>33333462stay hating
Heh...I guess you could say I'm swimming in money...One at a time, ladies!
>>33333459your mom is a marketing psyop
>>33333464>>33333458Listen you fuckin dumbaaaass. They're obviously jealous and you shouldn't give a shit about what they think.
Wait. Is this dumb avatarfagging bitch the one who posts nudes and cries when nobody cares she's banned? Is she really crying and posting on 4chan while on a cruise because her family isn't sucking her cock on their vacation? What the fuck is wrong with her? This is unprecedented levels of attentionwhoring in all life aspects.
>>33333464If you were my girlfriend I'd hold you in my arms and pet your head and tell you how beautiful you are.
>>33333472what do you expect from a little spoiled brat?
>>33333472That is about the gist of it yep
>>33333464>how much they love the school I’m currently attending and how so many family members before me failed to get accepted herewell I mean that's positive at least. seems like they are happy for you and proud of you, though it sucks they haven't congratulated you personally
you gotta do what's best for you in this life anon. as long as you're proud of yourself and working towards your goals that's all that matters
>>33333462now this is simping bro:
>>33333473 jk
>>33333472bro is seeething
>>33333472 You sound sexualy frustrated.
>>33333472Welcome to 4chan nigga
>>33333354This is why I hate Japan. It was clearly rape but the anime, for some reason, had her moaning and acting bashful.
It makes me sick.
I’m angry and I have to poop
>>33333480Take the meanest shit you ever took. Live post about that shit.
>>33333468>imagine being this conceited thinking the world revolves around you lolIt doesn't revolve around you, either. If you date multiple men at once, with everything that entails including sex, and then you pick one for a relationship, then you're not worth the time. Clearly you believe that you're the protagonist of reality and everyone should be at your service, readily available, waiting for your assessment and verdict. Enjoy your "options" then.
We could be roomates and you could cook for me that'd be cool.
>>33333485Sounds mildly homoerotic I can't lie.
>>33333479you mean the movie? because the 97 anime doesn't really show the rape scene
>>33333463all these gay interviewers asking charlie sheen about drugs, missing the fact that he has raging bipolar disorder and was probably sober for a lot of these lol
losing weight has made my cock larger pretty cool huh?
>>33333491 "I'm not bipolar I'm biwinning" Charlie Sheen
>>33333387>Should I stop?Definitely not. Keep going until the wiener falls off.
>>33333492It's probably still just as disappointing
women (and trannies too, if you are on hrt), can you describe the sensation, both physical and mental when cumming? like, how long does your orgasm last, is the pleasure in your clitoris or elsewhere, etc. go into as much detail as you'd like!
Women would you serve your country in the hour of need?
>>33333413>I wonder what it's like to be inseminatedWet and weird-smelling.
It's called hentai and It's art
>>33333411That's not out of context.
>>33333501It’s not going well
>>33333495I can grab it with both hands :3
it's the size of a monster can
I have to pick up my food. I don't even know what it is. Mummy ordered it.
Do I have to wash my water bottle everyday?
>>33333505Good job. That doesn't mean anything
>>33333493I'm not bipolar I'm bicentral
>>33333509Maybe I have to let it ride
>>33333508You only have to wash it as much as you want to
>>33333483she's not going out and banging them, just messaging on an app
if you think someone should only be able to text one person at a time you're retarded
>>33333485if you gave me a blowie after
unless you're a dude then gtfo
>>33333506you live in an Egyptian tomb?
are you gonna save any for your mom too?
>>33333508I think every few days is ok, just depends if it smells or whatever
personally I just use disposable ones now and give em a few uses
>>33333480*poops angrily*
>>33333497sure
>>33333508ideally but sometimes I wait two days because lazy
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I’m not an attention whore for wanting my family to simply acknowledge objectively important life milestones and achievements
>>33333517No. I will save it for my cat
>>33333511it means it's a decently sized cock
>>33333496No. That'd take too long.
>>33333520You’re an attention whore for wanting anonymous strangers to acknowledge that you want your family to acknowledge objectively important life milestones and achievements
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>>33333522Which means nothing except for ego
>>33333520yeah you are
>bwah bwah bwah my dad does not want to go to sephora with me instead of looking at the place we are at>bwah bwah bwah my dad woke me up before 10pm because we were at the harbor and he wanted to go see stuff all you do is whine about not being the center of attention
>>33333520The only "objective" thing here is that you're avatarfagging on 4chan, where you posted naked pictures of yourself for attention, while on a cruise with your family that you're complaining about instead of being present with. You're the set up to a bad joke.
>>33333513Ride that shit out dawg
>>33333493>"I'm not bipolar I'm biwinning" Charlie SheenI want this on a bumper sticker lmao
>>33333521you'll feed your cat over your poor mommy, wtf?
how do you know the cat won't be allergic?
>>33333520no you're not. ignore the retards here. you should be proud of getting into college, enjoy your cruise, finish origami program, get rich from programming and marry chad
>>33333526what is this nerd seething about lmao
>>33333529>complaining about instead of being present withyou expect her to be with them 24/7? it's her vacation too
>you posted naked pictures of yourself for attentionshe should do it more jk
Makes sense that the coke can schizo is a weirdo femboy adjacent creepy gooner
>>33333500F
I really liked Kuroinu and Taiman Asagi series.
The key, to me, for enjoying rape hentai is to pretend they're all actors playing roles. Yes, I am very big brain.
Beyonce or Shakira? Adele.
>>33333533>you expect her to be with them 24/7? it's her vacation tooShe is literally here crying about not getting their attention instead of being with them to get their attention. Are you fucking retarded?
>>33333533Rich you say? She meant marry me. Not chad.
>>33333536why is it a competition desu I love them all
also hype for Rhianna in new smurfs
>>33333537>Are you fucking retarded?yes but that's besides the paoint
>being with them to get their attentionshe's been doing plenty of stuff with them though? and her dad is an autist
you are just being a hater. are you a gaylord or something that you don't want girls posting here?
>>33333538are you rich? can you spare me some pennies? give it to charity actually
>>33333500Most hentai is total shit. And every one that was decent has made me think "this would be better as a written short story".
Yeah if I was a rich Jew who went on cruises and attended top unis the first thing I'd do is bitch and moan about my life.
Is there a way to an hero without the family to blame themselves or get hurt much by it?
>>33333543This but unironically
>>33333534>coke can schizo is a weirdo femboy adjacent creepy goonerwhat on earth are you yapping about
>>33333543I mean I was bitching and moaning about my life here when I was on a great scholarship at a top uni and going on fancy vacations abroad
shit doesn't just magically fix mental illness lol
>>33333528You’re a disgusting negger
>>33333537she also keeps being mean af to everyone on the cruise, calling them fat and old and wrinkly and dumb when she was just as fat as them only a few months ago and lost it because the doc gave her ozempic and now she‘s on here moralfagging about how these old fucks have no idea about healthy eating and taking care of their body
it‘s honestly disgusting
fucking hypocrite thinking she is superior to the people that thought they are doing a nice thing by paying for an all inclusive cruise for her
*spits*
>>33333544Who cares. You won't be around to suffer the consequences of your actions anyways so it doesn't matter.
>>33333544Not really. Best you get is a disappeared persons case if you do the dirty far away from people, and even that still leaves blame and pain. Your absence is always a loss for someone.
>>33333548You can't use yourself as some kind of good example, you're not exactly a paragon yourself. It just goes to show that your crazies are all the same.
>>33333520You're an avatarfagging phoneposter complaining about juvenile first world problems, which makes you seem very annoying and attention-hungry. You give nothing in return and keep begging for more sympathy and attention because of the great tragedy of getting the wrong type of (You)s on top of your family not worshiping you.
>>33333165better, but now its time for bed. thanks for checking in anon
>>33333539If I were rich I wouldn't be trying to find girls on 4chan to marry and take all of their money. Being a gigolo gold digger ain't easy work
My penis keeps screeching at me to feed it.
>>33333552if you just ''disappear'' do the family get the insurance claim or not?
>>33333559Put nutella on it and then stick it in a ant-hill.
>>33333562Yes now do it. Or if you want to be certain blow your brains out in broad daylight.
>>33333559Make a paper funnel and pour cookie crumbs in
>>33333551thats kinda selfish to just not put any thought into it
>>33333539>she's been doing plenty of stuff with them though?So plenty of time for her to have mentioned her feelings of inadequacy and her frustration with their seemingly malicious disinterest in her schooling or weight loss? Fuck off.
>you are just being a haterYour bias for anyone who posts nudes is showing. We have plenty of great femanons ITT who don't need to post their tits, avatarfag, post non-questions/answers to get people to respond to them, etc.
>>33333535Are you the same anonette who schlicks it to orc NTR hentai?
>>33333536>Beyonce or Shakira? Adele.>>33333539>RhiannaI'd fuck all of them
>>33333562Probably not. Life insurance claims that are cashed in relatively fast? Not one I’d pay out. If you’re like, 45-50 and had it for 20 years, more likely
>>33333566Again, who cares. You're dead. Nothing matters. You won't actually do it you gigafag you just want to whine. Shut up.
Imagine being upset that a 20 year old wants their old family members to care about what’s going on in her life
>>33333555>not exactly a paragon yourself.ofc not kek but do you not at least agree that problems are relative and this is an open forum
>>33333567you say this like her family will actually listen and be supportive
>plenty of great femanons ITT who don't need to post their titsI never said otherwise, but you are hoe hating
>>33333556>You give nothing in returnWAIT. She posts her naked body on this website for FREE. She is OWED gratitude and attention and positivity, you're being so UNAPPRECIATIVE of her nudes. Now apologize and maybe she'll post more. Teehee
>>33333574the annoying thing is that they are interested, but it‘s just never enough for her
she is only happy when everyone is clapping and telling her how wonderful she is non stop
>>33333569I don't think so. Not very fond of hentai orcs.
>>33333533>get rich from programmingKek, maybe 10 years ago. AI has replaced every programmer post-covid. She's a retard for picking that.
>>33333576Sure they are but when she comes here to whine and ignore everyone that tries to give her advice or say anything constructive it's hard to feel bad for her. Besides it doesn't make what you said any less retarded
>Yeah Rick killed that guy but I'm a psycho too so it's ok
>>33333493bro apparently passed the drug test after this interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM
I think he was just manic posting IRL. He was probably trying to wind the interviewer up and do a bit of trolling. I would do the same desu especially if she was a hot stuck-up milf like that
>>33333576>you say this like her family will actually listen and be supportiveIf you ask me they're making the right call by totally ignoring her if the way she behaves itt is any indication.
Like come on they know her better than anyone probably so they definitely must be sick of this kind of bullshit attentionseeking. She just needs to stop pretending to always be a victim and even try to enjoy the vacation
>>33333580No they’re not, half didn’t even say hello to me
They literally acted like I didn’t exist. Only my dad and half sister talked to me
>>33333564the insurance doesnt cover suicide jackass
>>33333571the full payout is eligable to be paid out in about a year from what I understand. I have good coverage because of my job
>>33333582I mean my old friends in programming are making bank
there's more to it than just churning out slop code
>>33333584sounds like you just have little empathy desu which is fine
>>33333590You got any risky hobbies? Outdoorsy type?
I wanna chat wtih a cute lady and praise her and give her kisses and hug her.....
Sigh.
>>33333586>they're making the right call by totally ignoring heryou're horrid
>>33333588>Only my dad and half sister talked to methat's something at least
Iktf when I visit my mother she literally talks over me as if I wasn't even speaking lol
>>33333585>I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.Yeah, I'm thinking based
>>33333574I think the issue is the constant avatarfagging and offtopic whining with zero interest in any sort of advice on fucking /ADV/, combined with the pattern of malicious outbursts when she feels she isn't being appreciated or given attention despite not contributing anything to the threads besides her nude pictures
>>33333582I didn’t pick programming I picked computer science and biomathematics
I could go into SWE if I found the opportunity but I’m trying to set myself up for R&D roles
>>33333595the two of you are in desperate need of a good ass whooping
>>33333588I think the other anons are being a bit unnecessarily mean to you.
If you want, we can chat in private and you can vent to me? Only if you want to, though.
>>33333591I have empathy for those that deserve it. Giving it out like candy to those that will bite your hand is idiotic.
The visual novel aspect is very on display right now. Kinda makes me feel like a bad person, anyone else?
>>33333592I guess hiking, I stopped climbing years ago due to an injury.
snowboarding if you consider that dangerous
>>33333422I guess the main conundrum was
>New girl: she's generally pretty cool in everything, I'm just not attracted to her face, but maybe if I go for her there would be a healthy relationship and I would get to appreciate her more when aesthetics aren't everything?>Co-worker: we're pretty chill with each other, but we only talk like once a week in person and never message or anything, so her accepting/something happening there isn't guaranteed at allDamn, I guess I should be asking coworker out this week to be sure/discard that option, though saying it like that sounds dickish.
>>33333599>a good ass whoopingdepends who is doing the ass whooping
>>33333598>trying to set myself up for R&D rolesinteresting, gl with that
>>33333596reminds me of talking to my hot addiction counsellor while I was off my head on drugs desu
>>33333600Lmfaoooo nigga really
>>33333604Yeah real easy to get lost on a hike, but that also gets insurance fuckers real antsy. Best case scenario for you? A drunk driver runs you over
>>33333588THEN GO SAY HELLO TO THEM
You're such a pathetic, passive little bitch for whining on the internet about your family instead of engaging with them ON A CRUISE. If you wre capable of feeling embarrassment you'd realize how dumb you're being not talking to them about this
If they literally turn around and ignore you and refuse to respond to your feelings then you have a ton of shit to work on with them that a 4chan thread can't even begin to help you with
But you'd rather hide in the space where your titties gave you a perceived safe space
>>33333497I'd shoot nazis from my house yeah. I'd buy a rifle for that.
>>33333600I love how transparent this loser is about this, that is genuinely hilarious. Proof of everything being said applying.
>>33333605>just not attracted to her facehave you met her IRL? you can go out a few times IRL and see if the attraction builds, yeah, you might find yourself more physically attracted with time as you get closer
if you're still not attracted after a few days tho then yeah don't lead her on further
>her accepting/something happening there isn't guaranteed at allgive it a shot anyway just so you have an answer, yeah
>>33333611nta but if you enter a room/setting, it's pretty fkn rude if some people don't even greet you
>>33333520You're not an attention whore. You're just a regular whore. Like me~
>>33333593Because I’m not Jewish
>oh you’re an attentionwhoreAttentionwhore or not attentionwhorr are always people who were ignored as children who need to compensate for years of not being communicated with. This isn’t new, they’ve never talked to me in my life and it’s because I am the only goyim in their family and my dad is an aggressive abusive aspie. I’ve never asked anything from them
I have been trying for years to hope maybe I’d do something to make them care about what’s going on with me and I think I finally did it and no it’s more being ignored just like when I was a little kid
>>33333517>she's not going out and banging them, just messaging on an app>if you think someone should only be able to text one person at a time you're retardedOne thing leads to another. I don't believe that she abruptly cuts contact with other men when she starts dating someone until she's sure of certain things.
>>33333601>>33333607>>33333613?
What are you people on about lmao
>>33333613>everything being saidabout who? think you're confusing your anons here lel
>>33333619that's why when you go on a few dates with a gal you (or her) asks if you're exclusive and talking to anyone else
not rly rocket science desu
anyway I'm off to get drunk and play video games, talk to you guys later
>>33333621She's not gonna fuck you bro
>>33333616>it's pretty fkn rude if some people don't even greet youOkay and? People are rude both on purpose and unintentionally
The way to deal with rude people who are a big part of your life isn't to post on 4chan whining about it while avatarfagging for attention
>>33333617You're both attentionwhore whores, at least you don't whine when people don't like you
You're the only sustainable model for that type of poster
>>33333623>if you're exclusive and talking to anyone elseGives ick to women. Men are controlling and clingy. Her options MUST remain open.
Think before you post. Women are not predictable in the slightest.
>>33333570Sure, but if you had to pick 1 to marry, Beyonce mogs them all and it's not even close.
>no retarded tattoos>best body, face, ass and tits>husband is a billionaire and a respected GOAT rapper>has 3 children>forgave Jay Z for cheating once because she's a good woman and knows that family should stick togetherRihanna
>got beat up by Chris Brown >disgusting slut>retarded tattoosShakira
>slut>annoying whiny voice>ruined her own family with Pique after he accidentally cheated and then made a diss track about it instead of keeping it privateAdele
>fat, bogged and blacked
Why the fuck do you think I posted my boobs? maybe it’s because I’ve been ignored my whole fucking life
You dense fucking incels really think I’ve been praised my whole life and had boys crawling on me since I left the womb?
>>33333618And you think the best way to remedy that is to post your tits on the internet and bitch and moan on atoga. Your excuses don't make what you're doing any less retarded.
>>33333622The point is nobody cares about her unless they want to get personal with her because she has demonstrated that she "puts out" by the metric of 4chan threads (shares nudes and takes requests for them).
>>33333628No one respects Gay Z lil bro
>>33333630>"I haven't been given the right amount of attention"Nobody owes you anything.
>>33333570I don’t know how to begin to compare them
>>33333630> I’ve been ignored my whole fucking lifeI know how this feels. Kinda puts things in perspective for myself. I hope that you work through your own pain
>>33333618common misconception, but no
attentionwhores get that way because they are used to being the center of attention and think their needs are more important than anyone else‘s and that they deserve a certain amount of undivided daily attention
I know you are young, you still have a long time to learn, but that‘s how you learn, by people telling you that you are being insufferable and narcissistic
>>33333630No, we all know your horrible, entitled personality probably sabotaged your love life and rightfully drove boys away
The fact you think that's an excuse to perpetuate your pitiable way of thinking and praise you for not valuing your body and privacy the way normal people do is what we're really mocking you for
>>33333630Again, that doesn't give you an excuse to do stupid shit. Do better.
Adele
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>>33333628you're praising Beyonce for sticking with a cheater and criticizing Shakira for dumping them? Telling...
Anyway as a bong I'd probably pick Adele, she's a hot MILF now and seems really fun and down to earth
ugh the only thing that sucks about taking prozac is that is neat impossible to cum, masturbating is such a chore >:(
I need to blast ropes damn it!!!!!
>>33333639Anon she’s 20 kek
>>33333630no you haven‘t been ignored, lol
you are alive, if you had been ignored, you would have starved after about a week of being alive
you are just an ungrateful brat that thinks she is the center of the universe
>>3333363020f just ignore the haterz lol. Still plenty of us here who like you and enjor your posting. chillax it's an anime imageboard
>>33333644that sucks dude, maybe speak to your doctor and see if there are any supplements or anything you can take to counteract those effects?
meanwhile it made me manic kek I was cumming all day long
>>33333641>you're praising Beyonce for sticking with a cheater and criticizing Shakira for dumping them? Telling...Yes, because it shows her character. Cheating happens. If you ruin everything you have built up with another person, you're an awful parent and your children will suffer from the family not being together. Beyonce knows this.
Guys is it ok that I beat my wife and kids because my daddy would regularly kick my ass when I was a kid and I have trauma from that?
>>33333649eh I don't think I want to talk about that to my doctor lol, it's fine I don't really get horny that often I can live with it I guess
>>33333645nta how do you think people learn to stop being immature little idiots? by running into people telling them they are acting off
thats how the world gives boundaries and she is running into one rn
she should be glad she isn‘t in a groomer discord server that tells her how she should run away from home to come live with the mod and that she should post more nudes for her „new family“, you know
here is people that tell her to zip it and stitch things up with the people in her life
she got damn lucky that thats the kind of people she ran into
>>33333652>Cheating happenswhat the hell lol it doesn't just "happen"
>>33333655how long have you been on it? I've heard some people say their sex drive/capabilities get back to normal after a few weeks/months
>>33333645Yes, we all sucked at 20
This is how she will learn, not by having creeps on the internet clap when she posts her titties and tell her cat pictures are cute
I've been on atoga for almost 24 hours straight
>>33333493playing this banger rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0NIMTPYYcU
>>33333664Page 7 you moronic new nigga
None of you are saints for this
>>33333668If I was a saint I wouldn't be here
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>>33333666>Page 7Satanic trips are liars
>>33333668what do you know how we learned?
>>33333671>>33333673I may as well tell the sun to fuck off
>>33333657uhm like 2 weeks I believe, I hope what you're saying is true
>>33333680Don't be mad that we're not sucking your cock without question
>>33333686No, not mad. Disturbed. The commodification of experience and how easily everyone just piles into it and then goes on about their day weirds me tf out.
>>33333689We say it like it is and if it's not your cup of tea that's on you
>>33333628>best body, face, ass and titsShakira has a better ass imo
>husband is a billionaire and a respected GOAT rapperHer husband is ugly as sin, showing she's a gold digger
>has 3 childrenMeaning you have to play step-parent to her ugly kids
>forgave Jay Z for cheating once because she's a good woman and knows that family should stick togetherForgave him because all she's interested in is that bag
>slutHow is she a slut and how do you "accidentally" cheat?
>fat, bogged and blackedNot fat anymore and she's got the best personality of all of them.
>>33333698You don’t say it like it is, though. That’s why I said I may as well tell the sun to fuck off.
>>33333707You don't always get what you want and the things you need to hear aren't always pretty. That's life grow up.
>>33333707The sun is immutable, just like the reality that attentionwhores will either be corrected or exploited on the internet
Be glad it's the former this time
>>33333714Nah, I know you’re speaking emotionally because you didn’t offer anything up from yourself, you simply cast indictments and shame under the guise of help
>>33333725NTA, but
>she asks for zero advice or help, just spams the thread with avatar posts whining, or posts her naked body for attention elsewhere then wants things crossposted here>expecting people ITT to respond to this with anything thoughtful beyond making fun of it
>>33333725Yeah, telling the sun to fuck off is a pretty accurate statement. Why do I bother with people who refuse to look outside of their perspective.
>>33333746I don’t expect anything different but I can still be appalled at the results, like a drunk driver
>>33333748Ironic
>>33333751Yeah it really is. So what exactly is it you want us to do then?
>>33333760Humanize yourselves with personal examples of how the behaviour affected you or someone you know
>>33333764NTA she didn't ask for that nor did she ask for advice. That's the point: she's just venting bullshit and spitting vitriol when people don't grovel and praise her for posting cats and her nudes
So in response she gets hit with the real shit that she is going about everything in her life wrong and that her bullshit isn't liked here
She isn't owed more than that, especially without asking for anything but attention
>>33333770Yeah, I get it, you respond with equal measure because that’s “the thing to do”. I’m saying: try to have more grace
>>33333764Lol as if that would work, look what happens to the anons who reply nicely to her. Aired. Never a thank you anon, that's good advice anon. Can't get through to someone who won't acknowledge you in the first place. You're welcome to try but don't be surprised when it gets you nowhere.
>>33333784So you need emotional reciprocity to know if your advice actually worked? You have no idea what she’ll do. Thinking otherwise is a parasocial relationship, because you don’t actually know this person. You have no idea what your words could do, so err on the side of caution
Also, at least to you, it’s not about that woman, it’s about you shadowboxing whatever that post evoked in you
>>33333777Tell us how to gracefully share our disgust with her attentionwhoring and disapproval of her whining when she is doing nothing to change it
>>33333630Incels don't think about other people's feelings at all. If they did they would have a gf.
>>33333641I love her big lipstick looks. So bold.
>>33333794I need some sort of confirmation that my words were seen yes. There's no point in preaching to the deaf. If one way works and the other doesn't I'm gonna keep doing it in that way.
>ShadowboxingI don't even know what this is about, I see a chick making a mistake and I try to help her the only way she'll let me
>>33333810That's what we're doing
We've seen this before and know this is how you get someone to snap out of their recursive bubble of unsustainable and insincere acknowledgement
>>33333813>>33333815Ok my bad you guys are right
>>33333821You're not that anon are you
>>33331313 (OP)Do women rotate between states of hornyness and anger or do they overlap?