Thread 33333994

So, get this: I'm 37, and my wife is significantly younger than me—she's 28. I fell in love with her when I was 29 and she was 20, and we got married when I was 30 and she was 21. One day, I come home from work late at night, exhausted, and I hear her complaining about me to her dad on the phone upstairs. She's telling him I'm a "dead dick" because I'm not fucking her every day. I fuck her like twice a week max, and she's telling her dad it's not enough, that she needs it literally every day. I already exercise like crazy but can't get it up. What am I doing wrong? Do you guys take cialis for performance? How do I keep my wife satisfied? Also, by the way, if you're in your late 20s or early 30s and your girlfriend is significantly younger, like in her late teens, I strongly recommend not marrying her and choosing someone closer in age. The sex drive difference becomes a real problem because she wants it literally every day. Any advice for this? How in the fuck do I get dick gains? Is cialis bullshit? Thanks.

What kind of cuck dad will listen to their daughter talk about not getting fucked enough?

>>33333994 (OP)
adult women don't say that to their dad. fake and gay

This story is fake and gay. If it’s real that wasn’t her dad she was talking to. Stop jerking off and watching porn. Having sex once a day shouldn’t be an issue for a 37 year old healthy man. You probably watch too much porn

>>33333995
>>33333996
>>33333997
She's really good friends with her dad, so I assumed it was him that she was talking to, it sounded like him.

I'm trying to quit porn but I'm afraid of quitting it cold turkey and getting withdrawal symptoms. Any fucking luck? What do you think of cialis for your dick?

>>33333997
How old is your wife and how old are you and how often do you fuck her in her pussy? Thank you

>>33333998
You're blowing your loads to pictures on your phone instead of pleasuring your significantly younger wife. While it might come off as rude, this is a genuine question: are you retarded? It's either that, or you have a porn addiction. Fuck your wife anon, or someone else will

>>33333998
Your wife fucked her dad in her teens 100%

might be bait but i'll bite

cialis is literally a boner hack with 0 downsides, just take the cialispill and enjoy what you have, my ex was the opposite and couldnt do more than twice a week so i had to break up at some point

>>33333994 (OP)
it sounds like a libido issue
not an erectile dysfunction issue, which cialis would help with

libido is downstream of testosterone.

Eat more carbs.

Women have the highest sex drive and highest testosterone in their 30s. 2 times a week is definitely not enough even if someone is in her 70s.
Look up nathan bryan and his work on nitric oxide. Cialis is not a solution as it has sides and is not needed if you fix your nitric oxide production.

>>33333994 (OP)
Cialis works wonders and doesn't have side effects.
Been taking it for a year and it helps.
Bad think is that I take SSRIs and it killed my dick so the cuáles doesn't work às it should

You won't have erectile dysfunction in your early 30s. The problem is your libido. You aren't a horny kid anymore completely flooded with hormones they've leveled off.

>>33333994 (OP)
sounds like a whore.

cialis doesn't help with low sex drive.
do you want to have sex is the question?
if the penis is not responding, but the spirit is willing. cialis will help.

>>33333994 (OP)
You kidding right? I'm in my 30s and want to fuck every day

>>33333994 (OP)
38 year old coomer here.
Viagra is overpowered. Seriously I want to be on it 24/7 not just for sex. Blood flow especially when lifting feels nice. I just don't want my body to become desensitized so I only use it for sex. It's the best thing ever.

>>33333998
>I'm trying to quit porn but I'm afraid of quitting it cold turkey and getting withdrawal symptoms.
Alright this is b8 no one is this retarded

>>33333998
Her sex life shouldn't be her dad's business. Fucking weird man

>>33333994 (OP)
At the risk of sounding like a moron taking a bait:
1. you don't have to do it everyday. just buy her clit vibrators or a vagina vibrator. when you have sex, make it count.
2. check your testosterone levels.
3. no experience with cialis/viagra but try it on the days you want to have sex if you like.
4. why don't you have children? that's an effective way to reduce sex.

>>33333998
5. porn is shit for you. gives you a passive viewpoint of sex. drop porn and see the gains you make in your virility. aim for one week or one month, you'll see some concrete results that might make you consider watching porn in the future.

>>33333998
>I'm trying to quit porn
>watching porn when married to a woman that wants to fuck you everyday
What kind of made up LARP is this

>>33333994 (OP)
>Also, by the way, if you're in your late 20s or early 30s and your girlfriend is significantly younger, like in her late teens, I strongly recommend not marrying her and choosing someone closer in age. The sex drive difference becomes a real problem because she wants it literally every day.

Hmmm, I wonder who could be behind this post

this bait is awful, how are people taking the bait?

>women complaining about cock to her father (insane)
>woman way more horny than the man (extremely unlikely)
>wastes cum on porn instead of dumping it all in his wife's pussy (absolute retard)
nobody should believe a word of this
kill yourself OP

>>33334017
>woman way more horny than the man
Happens more often than you think man. The vast majority of women except for my mom, and maybe yours, are massive sluts but are shamed by society into being prudes

>>33333994 (OP)
Lol fuck this larp bullshit. 12 years older than my wife, never had a problem.

>>33333994 (OP)
>>33334019
Ah yes, another thread filled with “I’m in my mid to late 30s on 4chan and tell everyone my wife is 10-12 years younger than me” posters

>>33334020
>fit guys can attract younger women
what a concept

>>33333994 (OP)
she gonna cuck you with some 19yo BBC

>>33333994 (OP)
delusion is for real.

Imagine the retards who will fall for this bait

>>33333994 (OP)
Stop watching porn.

>>33333998
Stop watching porn and start boning your wife

>>33333994 (OP)
and then everyone clapped

>>33333994 (OP)
>Any advice for this?
if you cant please your woman you can hire a bull

>>33334018
kek based family non-insulter

>>33333994 (OP)
>I strongly recommend not marrying her and choosing someone closer in age
A a cute 18 year old cashier remembered me when I walked in and asked me ‘how I’m I doing’. The only problem is that I’m 32 and my 38 year old sister and my mom told me to look for a woman my age to settle down because younger girls are immature. What do? Also how the fuck do you ask out a cashier?

>>33333994 (OP)
>She's 28
Women that old don't have sex drive, bait thread

>>33333994 (OP)
>Daddy my husband is raw dogging and cream pieing my pussy every night
Do you think he got turned on?

>>33333994 (OP)
do more cardio. Like I mean 7 hours a week of steady state and then you'll have a problem with getting your dick down

>>33334031
brown hands typed this

>>33334032
7 hours is the minimum to notice a difference?

>>33333994 (OP)
>So, get this:
>—
>One day, I come home from work late at night, exhausted,
>What am I doing wrong?
>Any advice for this?
>Thanks.
ChatGPT

>>33333994 (OP)
You probably need to get on TRT.

>>33333994 (OP)
> I already exercise like crazy but can't get it up
Stop exercising, especially if you're doing cardio. Eat oysters, red meat, goat cheese

>>33333994 (OP)
Cialis will help you get hard - with significant side effects - but it will not make you *want* sex any more than you already do. It doesn't turn you on, doesn't make you horny, it just fixes the plumbing.

If there is a significant sex drive imbalance, the best thing is simply to stop ejaculating. I'm in my mid 50s, with a gf in her late 20s. I only come once a week or so, but I have sex every day. Also, get better at using your fingers and your tongue, and encourage the use of toys during sex.

>>33333998
>porn addiction
Many such cases

>>33333994 (OP)
Literally just spend time with her, don't take that shit, they fuck up with your blood pressure and if you have something like an aneurysm or other shit you'll die.

>>33334035
You forgot
>She's telling him I'm a "dead dick"
it always always does the scare quotes

>>33333998
>I'm trying to quit porn but I'm afraid of quitting it cold turkey and getting withdrawal symptoms.

I realise this thread is bait, but what the fuck is up with people claiming Cialis has no side effects? It has a shit load of side effects: headaches, nausea, flushing, indigestion, blocked up nose, and possibly muscle aches. Headaches and congestion are the main ones for me.