Thread 33336646 - /adv/ [Archived: 379 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:22:02 AM No.33336646
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How to hang self in apartment when there's nothing for me to hang off of? Help me get creative, can I use a door, a kitchen cabinet, a fridge? I'm 5"1 and will have to use a belt.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:23:00 AM No.33336655
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Stream it on discord and link it here
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:24:45 AM No.33336671
>>33336646 (OP)
tape your lower legs to your tighs while in a high position
then jump
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:24:35 AM No.33336906
Please don't hurt yourself. Keep trying, and you can find a place in the world and a reason to exist. You can make the world better and you can feel joy. Keep trying.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:58:32 PM No.33338833
>>33336906
>just keep suffering till you die
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:02:43 PM No.33339009
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>>33336646 (OP)
Botched suicides will leave you retarded, crippled, or otherwise a blight on your relatives. Immediately liquidate all assets and go to Mexico and hit on 4'9 latinas that were malnourished as children. Your reasons for wanting to commit sudoku will shift to getting away from latina insanity after a year or two of crazy sex, instead of whatever you have going on now.

Suicidal ideation is a license to whatever you have been wanting to do with zero regard for consequences. If it doesn't work out and you still hate life, at least you crossed some bucket list items off.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:04:17 PM No.33339010
>>33336646 (OP)
hang in there bro
Lexington
7/9/2025, 3:52:36 PM No.33339346
>>33336646 (OP)
This isn't the way, bro
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:54:42 PM No.33339359
>>33339009
I'm a fat ugly woman not a manlet lol
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:01:35 PM No.33339380
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>>33336646 (OP)
Use a door knob and your belt. Sit down. Relax as much as possible. Take some Xanax/alcohol before trying.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:09:45 PM No.33339409
>>33339380
I thought about trying this but I can't get xanax, I only have a shitload of Sertraline (50ng 90 caps like 3 full bottles) and some Lurasidone (20mg 30tab abt 3 bottles)

Been starving myself so can't stomach alcohol, even if I eat now. I feel like nothing else will knock me out enough. idk if any of those4 meds mentioned above will do anything
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:12:56 PM No.33339424
>>33339359
>fat ugly woman
just lose weight and acquire bf
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:14:22 PM No.33339432
>>33339424
Don't want. I have issues that cannot be solved. I am choosing peace. Stop trying to make me suffer.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:58:28 PM No.33339626
>>33336646 (OP)
Tie a noose to a blender blade then turn it on. It'll rip your head clean off.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:45:30 PM No.33339813
>>33336646 (OP)
Well you could try the method Jeffrey Epstein used
oh wait
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:10:14 PM No.33339894
At 5"1' you make manlets feel tall.
Why don't you find a guy who cares about you?
How messed up can your life really be?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:25:48 PM No.33339932
>>33339894
Too ugly, bipolar and autistic
men dont want me im too mentally unwell
I have no family or friends
I nearly never leave my apartment
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:16:33 PM No.33340320
>>33339932
If in CA I will use you as a sex doll for a week and see if your mood improves