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Women are you decadent and nihilistic

Plap

I am a retarded homosexual Indian faggot

I miss SweetNLow

In for continuing to chatroom and gossip about thread celebrities immediately after migrating to the new thread

Reminder that women are more likely to date downwards then men are.

>>33336677
I thought you're a jew because of the circumcission

>>33336682
We all do

>>33336685
If you continue this shit I will track down all of the name/trip/avatar/whatever fags and kill all of them.

>>33336686
It's late here but is this saying women are super unlikely to message the most attractive men?

New jurassic world was ass

>>33336688
>I thought you're a jew because of the circumcission
I got circumcised at age 32 because I had painful phimosis. I was also masturbating way too much. Getting circumcised was a relief honestly.

Women, what is your favorite black metal album?

>>33336686
So you're saying I have a chance

>>33336686
I don't know where this myth originated from tbqh men are absolutely delusional and think they have a chance with every woman as long as they have a job

>>33336694
wait no I understand now, they ARE super unlikely to message the most attractive men but only because there's so few men at the absolute pinnacle of attractiveness. They receive four time the number of messages than they "should", which is still a lot, but very understandable compared to men basically hyperixating on the top 20%

>>33336694
It's saying that women are more likely to send messages to men on dating apps they don't find attractive, whereas men ignore women they don't find attractive.

Women do you care?

>>33336695
No refunds

>>33336701
I have got with a gorgeous woman so I fucking know I can do it again. And I've got with other women who were pretty (but not as gorgeous as her). I KNOW I can punch upwards.

>>33336706
At least I didn't pay

I'm strung far too tight for my own good

so glad im a moid and dont have to worry about stalking
told this chick on discord the town i lived in and a picture of me in my work uniform so she could easily work out almost exactly where i live and nothing happened.

Should I hang out with my baby momma or my girlfriend tonight?

>>33336721
Men aren't worth stalking.

>>33336677
>>33336696
Okay, I actually prefer this one

>>33336695
shit hasnt been good since 2 and 2 was dogshit half the time too

>>33336739
ikr its so great

>>33336682
Elsanon was hotter and more helpful.

>>33336686
This is because women rate men lower. Notice that women do not rate men on a bell curve. The average rating for men is below the statistical average; and there are more below-average looking men than above-average looking men, despite this being statistically impossible.

Funny story, but I once posted myself on reddit. Not in /r/truerateme/ but some place similar. And ngl, it was kinda brutal. Said I had a "negative canthal tilt" or some shit. 3/10.

Women do you really believe females don't prey on men? My first and only kiss was taken from me non consensually

>>33336758
No I fully understand that female predators are a thing. That said, women are not the reason why female predators aren't punished as severely. That's entirely on men who go on about how they wish their hot middle school teacher fucked them as kids.

>>33336756
Damn, you have a good point

>>33336758
lol what a joke

>>33336652 (OP)
What should I ask the opposite gender?

>>33336767
that's your job

what does it mean to be respectful to women?

>>33336762
Men stand up for women victims. Why dont women stand up for male victims?

>>33336767
Something not too personal

>>33336721
>so glad im a moid and dont have to worry about stalking
Goddammit. I once headbutted a police car and didn't get shot. That doesn't mean I should go around recommending it as a conflict resolution technique.

>>33336758
>Women do you really believe females don't prey on men?
Of course they do. Anyone with power can prey on someone without it. The issue is you're framing it wrong.


I've been on the other side of this, in a way. Been in a few situations where my actions could be twisted to look like grooming lol. One where I was innocent, another where I crossed a line before I knew her age and then backed the fuck off.

>>33336775
Dumbass. My point is women do stand up for male victims but men don't.

I was playing on my girlfriend’s tablet and I noticed she had a text from an unsaved number received a month ago from a local area code. The text just says “Vincent”

What should I make of this?

Women, what's your opinion on MKG, based?

>>33336777
^ This is not me btw. I made these posts:
>>33336677
>>33336688
>>33336756

>>33336776
ATOGSNTP?

>>33336652 (OP)
Either gender: State gender.

>>33336775
They do? Ive had it happen several times in my life. My grandmother is the most important of them all. Anon you got to stop looking at human nature like it is a fairytale. Women can get irritated and annoyed like men can. They're not angels or demons, they're human... Unless kinky.

>>33336780
I'm the paranoid type, so I'd probably freak out in that situation. But I'm also a mentally ill NEET basked case.

>>33336780
longing rusted seventeen daybreak furnace nine benign homecoming one freight car

Fuck women, and not in the fun way.

>>33336780
Scam text.

Is it weird to me that I view Sex as something you should only do if you'
're prepared for the side effects like kids, STDs, possible post sex regrets and perhaps this is just me but the possibility that you're a bad lay? Male if that matters, I'm a non sex haver and relationship haver yet I feel like a huge chunk of it actually would bother people if they weren't up to par sexually even if their partner weren't raking them over coals on it, I'm not naive enough to believe it's all plap plap plap and ahego faces tho

women are you an angle or an devil?

>>33336789
F
you didn't say if it necessarily has to be MY gender

>>33336682
>>33336692
NTA, what was so great about her?

>>33336789
M is my favorite

>>33336799
>I'm a non sex haver
opinion disregarded

>>33336800
Not evil to be a devil, not beautiful to be an angel..

>>33336809
Gay

>>33336804
She was pretty AND nice. SweetNLow was the definition of nice-posting

>>33336800
Well if we're talking Christian mythology, then neither. But if we're talking about it in a moral sense...Also neither.

>>33336812
But are you an angle?

>>33336686
>Reminder that women are more likely to date downwards then men are
They're also more likely to divorce and they have multiple backup guys waiting online and offline for a fight or breakup to happen with the newest lowly man they gave a chance.

>>33336817
That's acute post but I think you're intentionally being obtuse. /s

EDIT Wow thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!

>>33336815
>he doesn't remember the multiple crashouts she had where she admitted it was an act
>he doesn't remember her spending time with the pedo groomer in their discords and defending him ITT

>>33336800
hmm

>>33336815
She posted her face?

>>33336762
Teenage boys could fight off most women if they wanted to, and they also don't get pregnant--so they're generally not caught holding the bag to the same degree as girls are.
Both in circumstances and in consequences, female predators aren't as visceral a threat. Doesn't mean they're not incredibly fucked up, but there are good reasons for focusing more on male predators.

Women what if i touched my balls (former labia) on your labia?

>>33336822
That's correct, I don't remember. You can make any claim you want about any poster ITT but unless you can back it up with receipts you might as well have posted nothing.

>>33336795
You truly think so?
It’s the same area code as us which makes me nervous.

>>33336739
tell that to other men

>>33336817
I don't know..I'll have to see

>>33336810
Oh please, these generals don't have sex havers either

PUT ME TO SLEEP, EVIL ANGEL
OPEN YOUR WINGS, EVIL ANGEL
OH, FLY OVER ME, EVIL ANGEL
WHY CANT I BREATHE, EVIL ANGEL?

>>33336829
>I don't remember
you are not me lmao

>>33336829
Okay. So you don't remember. Like I said.

>>33336837
Ben nearly drank himself to death

How did the friends with benefits thing start and how did it end? did you regret it? would you do it again with a different friend?

>>33336800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ut7XsJrY7I

>>33336840
>tfw no stocker gf

>>33336821
I laff

>>33336842
Haven’t we all?

i need a job

what should i do tomorrow

>>33336847
>tfw no stockbroker gf

>>33336844
>How did the friends with benefits thing start
Liked her but her flakiness plus the fact a gay thing would complicate having a kid made me not want to go back to dating her, but the sex and intimacy were too good to quit cold turkey.
>how did it end?
I realized fucking around with her and her new bf was too convenient, and if I didn't stop seeing them I'd live like that forever if I could.
>did you regret it?
No.
>would you do it again with a different friend?
Definitely not.

Women, does "Pee on Carl" mean anything to you?

moids
what would you do if a foid started stalking you irl

>>33336857
Charlie Mike operation codename Zephyr Hilltop

>>33336864
Is she hot

>>33336864
I would take her on a date and then trauma dump on her

>>33336864
I would confront her and ask her why.

>>33336864
Plap

>>33336864
That happened to me, and I just bore the burden and never set a boundary

>>33336864
sex

>>33336864
be scared desu

>>33336864
honestly idk. i probably wouldnt notice unless it was something really overt like pic rel. then id probably confront her but she'd likely just drive off as i approach

>>33336869
based pattinsanon

>>33336864
Probably not notice.

Women would you break up with a bf if he admitted his penis insecurity?

>>33336882
no women here

>>33336882
No. If anything, I'd appreciate the honesty.

>>33336781
>Women, what's your opinion on MKG, based?
Put your trip back on, MKG.

>>33336866
no i mean for real though

>>33336888
what are your options

>>33336882
No I'd let him play with my masculine clitty to make him feel better

>>33336889
i can hang out with my dad at his mechanic shop
go to the grocery store
sit at home
idk drive somewhere
theres malls and shit but far away

>>33336780
She asked a friend what was the name of Danny De Vito's character in twins.

Let it go and move on.

Women do you prefer a man that wears deodorant or anti-perspirant?

>>33336781
No, just another pseud

>>33336892
don't sit at home

>>33336840
I'm sorry.
It's an unrealistic expectation out of life.

>>33336847
I hadn't thought about the blonde woman buying white bread fetishist in years.

>>33336892
Anything but sit at home, unless you can really use a break.

>>33336864
>if
Gauge her insanity to trustworthiness and balance encouragement and discouragement accordingly.

Why are does everyone assign female pronouns to countries?

>>33336864
Bore them enough to stop

>>33336902
>It's an unrealistic expectation out of life.
many such cases...

>>33336890
>masculine clitty
tranny?

>>33336893
I always appreciate your insight here.

You wouldn’t worry about it?

>>33336907
I don't, but I think people do it because the idea of getting fucked by a woman feels better

>>33336882
Kinda gay to think about cock all the time

Isn't this just the average woman?

>>33336882
No I'd just break up with him over his small penis
Men should be insecure about their tiny shrimp pps

>>33336907
this made me look for an image of all of the countries in ww1 drawn as women
but i cant find it
it wasnt modern either it was from the period
they had their slogans too, "for God and Country" etc.
think it was all translated to french
fuck i wish i could find it

>>33336915
Just that in isolation, absolutely not.
That's up there with her getting a call in front of you, seeing who it is, and not answering.
There's a thousand innocent explanations, no other reason to act, and being insecure isn't worth it.

Women can you say nice things to drown out this kind of negativity? >>33336924

>>33336925
I couldn't find a cowboy bebop picture earlier either. Weird in this era.

>>33336907
>Nations were seen as mothers of their people (e.g., “Mother Russia”)

>>33336930
When they do that they get accused of being men.

>>33336695
I liked it. :/

>>33336907
the land gives birth to the people, it makes sense.

>>33336831
Area code doesn't mean anything, they can easily be spoofed.

The message doesn't mean anything. A dumb message that means nothing is part of their game. If they put a lot of effort into their message, then they'll waste too much time on people who eventually figure out the scam. If they put very little effort into the messages, then the people responding will be dumber and more likely to fall for the scam.

>>33336930
>t. small dicked moid

>>33336939
No it doesn't, just because people fuck in a building doesn't make it a brothel

>>33336943
it's true, i can't force you to think in the slightest expansive terms. you'll just have to keep drawing conclusions on the most retardedly simple level.

>>33336780
>I was playing on my girlfriend’s tablet and I noticed she had a text from an unsaved number received a month ago
Why are you being such a snooping creep to begin with?
>>33336915
>I always appreciate your insight here.
Nevermind

>>33336932
How when there is millions of him

>>33336947
The state has male characteristics and the land is neural, you're some retard who spews random bullshit

>>33336934
Because only a small dicked guy would defend small dicked guys

>>33336932
looking through my drive by filesize
about 1/10th of the way through
see you in an hour or so when i find i kek

>>33336941
Yes thats true. I never claimed otherwise

>>33336952
you're such a dolt it's hard to imagine you solved the captcha on your own. i pity you

>>33336925
nvm just found it

>>33336957
What? You want a girl to lie to you and say your dick is the best and different and can definitely fuck better than all the brown and black men?

>>33336961
why russia looking at me like that

>>33336960
>I am wrong and I'm mad
Very feminine of you

>>33336969
feminine like the land that nourishes a people

>>33336961
Wow they all look the fucking same. The original anime artists.

>>33336967
She's gonna nationalize your dick.

>>33336971
Your retardation doesn't nourish me

Women I won

>>33336974
god, i hope so

>>33336972
yeah rik
still cute thogu

>>33336975
i suspect you provide enough of that on your own

>>33336863
>Women, does "Pee on Carl" mean anything to you?
Yes, I watched iCarly. I can't believe Spencer wanted people to pee on that nice officer.

>>33336965
Lol

>>33336961
>>33336925
Would you rather it be sexy men you can fantasize having sex with?

>>33336979
More than enough, you're not needed

>>33336965
Depends on the size of guys dick. Either you can actually make a girl cum or cant.

Men
Would you eat your gf's cooking if everything she made was healthy and high protein? Of course cookies won't taste as good as the ones full of sugar, but they're a pretty good substitute, especially if you like artificial sweeteners.

>>33336989
i wouldn't eat them otherwise. anyway, what's the point of this question?

Is it normal to not tip for something like coffee at Starbucks or boba?
Women, what would you honestly think if you saw a guy tap "No Tip" on one of those cash register tablets while you two were on a date?

>>33336989
Sure.

>>33336976
No.
This is the Game Over screen.
You can close this tab now.

>>33336989
yes, sounds good

>>33336989
Yes but I'm already rather skinny so I'd prefer if the sweets were occasionally made with real sugars

>>33336989
Do they have to be?

>>33336932
>>33336949
Confession time: I've watched over 150 anime series and never watched more than 2 episodes of Cowboy Bebop

state gender
how do you feel about the recent Epstein reveal?

>>33337007
M
Qrd

Wwyd if I flipped out my phone during doggy and started recording us fucking?

women can be cool

>>33336989
If it fits my diet and doesn't taste too bad, sure. My cooking's probably better than hers regardless of whether she's making it healthy, so I'm taking a hit either way.

>>33337011
If foid, I'd kick it up a gear and put in extra work on the stroke game.
If moid, I'd call you a homo

>>33336949
A specific one. A poster

>>33337007
F
"We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong."

>>33337012
Hell yeah

>>33337007
Obvious cover up, I don't really care about Epstein though

>>33337012
> twitter artist
You sure that's a girl?

>>33337010
It has been "revealed" that Epstein had no client list, and he did (((in fact))) commit suicide.

>>33337012
I unironically do like this comic. Women, this is how you reach male audiences

>>33337004
>never watched more than 2 episodes of Cowboy Bebop
Why only two?

I never watched Ben 20; regardless of it's reported I quality. I never caught the first episode and now I don't see the point. Similar thing with the last Airbender

>>33337012
I like girl comics
Just so nice and cute and adorable
Just like women

>>33336991
M, but my opinion is that tipping is for sit-down restaurants with table service only. If I get a tip screen somewhere I'm not planning to sit down at, I'm doing "no tip".

>>33337012
I don't like the state btw

>>33336989
Why not?

>>33336991
Not a woman but that's pretty lame and gay especially on a date. I think if you can't spare another $2 you come off as a major cheapskate/broke ass.

What is one thing that your gender needs to learn from the opposite gender?

>>33336991
Tip only if you are seated/given service. Never tip if you’re picking up a drink yourself.

>>33336989
No, I'm picky.
I will try things as a courtesy, but I know what I like and prefer to stick to it.

>>33337011
Start humorously narrating. Atm I'd go with a Steve Irwin impression, culminating with sticking my finger in your bum. But whatever struck me in the moment

Women can i taste your boba? :3

>>33337012
>Clarice Tudor is a Leeds-based cartoonist and comic artist who specializes in self-deprecating humor and sad dogs. Her work includes webcomics and graphic short stories, like Love at First Bite, a queer vampire story longlisted for the Observer/Cape/Comica Graphic Short Story Prize.
Why are women obsess with gayness?

>>33337029
>Ben 20; regardless of it's reported I quality.
Are you drunk?

Can anyone tell me how the fuck can I prevent sweating at night I keep waking up in a puddle every morning

>>33337004
Actually have watched 350 series and watched all of cowboy bebop

>>33337046
It's the only thing we need and they still wont give it to us

>>33337052
Diabeetus.

>>33337052
Slather yourself is vaseline

what time do you usually wake up at?

>>33337056
Speak for yourself, simpcuck

>>33337064
>dataminers at work

>>33337064
1 am

>>33337057
is that actually a symptom?
>>33337056
so true

>>33337016
>My cooking's probably better than hers

>>33337029
I watched the first episode and a random episode with my brother on adult swim

I liked it I just never got around to watching more

women can i be your male bestie?

>>33337056
griffitard, is that you again?

>>33337056
Women do you enjoy having your nipples sucked?

>>33336989
i would be happy just by her effort desu

>>33336864
Talk to her
My superpower is alienating people

women can i lift you and toss you on the bed?

>>33337064
4:30 AM, then I go to the gym

women do you like to feel good and don't like to feel bad?

>>33337064
2-4pm

>>33337076
Not him but I have co-opted a lot of his images for my personal use

>>33337090
How much do you think griffth charged for his twink bussy?

>>33337085
No, sometimes I like to mire in my own little pit of misery

>>33337097
I think he just made up the prostitution to save face

>>33337071
No shame in being second best! It's hard to compete with perfection. I won't hold it against you though. I'm magnanimous in victory and will allow you to eat my tastier food.

>>33337097
as much as he could, he was a smart fella

All women are homoromantic

>>33337103
>save face
wdym?

>>33337102
Could we do that together??

>>33337051
Nah distracted.
Fair catch though.

>>33337113
He wanted to keep leading on Casca and not ruin his reputation as leader
>Noooo I was doing it for the army haha
>You think our conquests generate that much money? Nooooo....
>I was taking one for the team! Haha gross

>>33337052
Temperature control? Bedding fabric? Why are you sweating?

>>33336652 (OP)
Women, I've heard that you aren't as visually attracted to men then we are to you. If that's the case then what do you look for in thirst traps you like? If not, still same question.

>>33337074
>I liked it I just never got around to watching more
Fair enough.

Sensuous sensuously

women how would you react if your bf peeped on you in the shower?

>>33337085
Yes, unfortunately I almost always feel bad these days.

>>33337130
We are, it's just a much more narrow spectrum of things we find attractive.

women how would u react if ur bf took a shit while u were in the shower?

>>33337007
They should find diddy somewhere inside a car that is folded in half for their next trick.

Nerve damage on my fingertip

>>33337142
>women how would you react if your bf peeped on you in the shower?
I don't like voyeurs. Either get in or fuck off.

>>33337150
>get in
you wouldnt be mad?

>>33337149
What happened?

>>33337149
Deserved

>>33337149
How did that happen anon

>>33337147
Grossed out. We have two bathrooms, there's no reason for him to shit in the same one I'm showering in.
>>33337149
It may eventually recover, I had nerve damage on my wrist and it's gone 6 or 7 years later.

>>33337156
>>33337158
I burnt it yesterday I think

gender
age
do you live on your own
how

>>33337160
he just wants to be near you

>>33337160
>recover
That’s good to know, thanks

>>33337162
M
29
yes
I found an apartment I liked, signed some papers, and pay the landlord every month

>>33337162
M
31
No

>>33337162
>dataminers at it again

>>33337162
Nigga is this you?

>>33337162
M
27
No. I could if I wanted to but I like saving money

>>33337161
On what

>>33337169
loved the premise and aesthetic of this one, nice pull

I just wanna die

>>33337169
Literally me

>>33337153
>you wouldnt be mad?
No, but I don't like being stared at.

>>33337162
>gender
F
>age
28
>do you live on your own
I did
>how
I saved up while in the Army and used a VA loan to buy a house. I fully paid it off in 4 years.

>>33337172
Cigarettes

>>33337149
I have the same in my face

>>33337161
Ow… how bad? Hopefully it recovers

>>33337174
buh why

>>33337180
Dunno desu. It hurts when there’s any sensation of touch

Women if i fall and scrape my knee, will you kiss it better?

>>33337186
Only if your good looking

>>33337186
Bruh thats negative aura, you finna ick them

M
26
No
I want to save money

>>33337174
Why

tfw no indian gf

>>33337183
Well take care of it but it might be fine. Hopefully it wasn’t burned too badly.

>>33337187
my good looking what?

>>33337189
really?

>>33337194
Lmfao.

>>33337197
>really
yeah
you ever watch one piece?

I just asked on a date by a girl after exchanging 5 messages. Is she insane or do I have game?

>>33337194
I wish women would dm me asking for testicle pics :(

>>33337103
Save face for what? He didn’t want to do it

>>33337181
>>33337192
Life sucks

>>33337203
Hard to say. I have a good feeling about it though, have fun, anon.

>>33337196
Thanks Norm

>>33337209
Well shucks

Why do boyfriends/husbands think financial support absolves them of the responsibility of emotional support and other relationship duties/normalcies?

>>33337215
Oooh money grrr aaah magical mmmm solve everything

women would you take your man shopping?

>>33337218
Lmao

>>33337215
I think this is a consequence of bad father figures. Gen X and Boomer men have the “me first” mentality that spread to Millennial men, who now believe that women are, essentially, owed to them by virtue of their existence. So why would they feel compelled to fulfill their wife in every aspect when their wife is already necessarily attached?

>>33337223
What about zoomer men

>>33337215
Because old people taught them that in their relationships. Men with daddy issues.

>>33337218
No, men are awful shopping companions, they pointedly exude annoyed/bored vibes at you until you give in and leave after ten minutes.

Daydreaming about men with big biceps

>>33337224
Zoomers, regardless of gender, interface with reality in a completely post-ironic way. They all seem like they’re depersonalized. They’ve unironically taken in the blackpill to the point where it’s just reality to them. So they feel like existence is pointless and worthless. Behaviours come from that.

>>33337223
Jinx
You owe me a coke

>>33337228
no i mean like *you* take *him* shopping for things he wants

>>33337215
Do men and women express and process emotions differently?

>>33337229
fuck you

>>33337229
why not just go out and seek them out?

>>33337229
did you rver figure out how long you should wait before your big reveal?

Women, if you watched your man brutally slaughter a burglar with an ice axe while screaming psychotically, how would you feel?

>>33337145
You got a list?

>>33337230
So wtf do we do

>>33337237
big reveal being that she's fat? I bet she's a fatty

Hey /fit/ anons of this thread, should I grow my thighs? Do men find it attractive? Would it be worth it? Lower and core are the exercise I do but I haven’t been trying to grow them

I want to buy a pull up because I like doing pull ups but I don’t want to risk getting big shoulders :(

>>33337243
Ni, the schlong reveal from the last thread

>>33337246
Sure if you want
Pull ups don't really exercise your shoulders, mostly the back

>>33337215
>Relationship complaint thread from 1956
Gonna vote for Eisenhower.

women what are you talking about when you talk about "Male yearning"?

>>33337241
My advice? Work on yourself and do not settle. If you’re a truly hot commodity, people will always want you. Don’t let people walk over your boundaries, be fair in your dealings.
Actual real world advice is to find someone who’s honest and doesn’t play games. Let the love grow naturally.

>>33337246
Normally I would say go and do pull-ups, but given your height I think it might not be the best idea.
Go ahead with the lower body if you want though. I don't think it's going to make a difference unless you really enjoy it though, guys won't notice that much unless they're dedicated ass men

>>33337253
I mean I’m hormonal and a man to make me moan

>>33337247
Glad I missed it, I don't need to see any tripfag's twig and two berries.

>>33337218
>women would you take your man shopping?
I do this with all of my partners. I spoil my bitches.

>>33337229
Biceps are overrated. Manifesting moids with big backs and tiny waists.

>>33337238
>Women, if you watched your man brutally slaughter a burglar with an ice axe while screaming psychotically, how would you feel?
Aroused desu

>>33337239
>You got a list?
Good hair, above average height, a decent amount of muscle, sub 20% body fat, nice eyes, good hygiene. Mind you, these are prerequisites for most women, not preferences.

>>33337246
>should I grow my thighs?
Yes
>Do men find it attractive?
Yes
>Would it be worth it?
Improving yourself is always worth it.
>Lower and core are the exercise I do but I haven’t been trying to grow them
Just make sure you actually train for hypertrophy and eat correctly.

>>33337260
It's huge

>>33337257
Wait what does height have to do with it?

>>33337260
This the stupid monster can nigger?

>>33337238
I know Mabel would love to see that

>>33337266
Being tall with more mass up high is not gonna help her look, it will help to be more pear-shaped instead
Short tomboys look great with broad shoulders and back though

>>33337203
You could explain how or you can just blogpost

>>33337215
You're just an emotional lesbian
You want a girlfriend with a dick

>>33337271
AI Rizz Generator

>>33337228
It's fun but only as long as the girl is hot and game to try on hot outfits and the guy has a lot of money

>>33337271
I explained how to ride a horse. I guess chicks dig horses.

>>33337215
it doesnt obviously
>i gave my kids the nicest things, sent them to the most prestigious private schools, worked long hours and was never around, grr why arent they close to me???
like every other boomer

>>33337218
Why. Men bitch and complain about spending all the time. It's almost like they don't enjoy money.

>>33337148
Why? He never did anything besides sex parties and beating Cassie a few times who deserved it. Diddy is based.

>>33337278
Yeah I enjoy money, I don't enjoy SPENDING it

Women could you do with a good plapping?

>>33337279
You're not up to date on lore. He makes Bill Cosby look like a virgin loser windbag.

Ladies:

If you could choose to know exactly what happens after you die, would you choose to know?

Would you choose to know if there was a God or not?

>>33337290
Why can't men answer this?

>>33337229
Fine, I'll listen to rich piana

>>33337288
>not guilty
He is literally innocent. Fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2MRtjN7k5A

>>33337032
>>33337039
Based, I thought as much how that's the norm.
>>33337036
Cringe and waiter/registerpilled.

>>33337293
Did wealthy piano actually do anything or was he just a funny muscle guy

>>33337298
he did arms

nkwfcf bgoa lt

Men would you hire him
Women if you were getting harassed by some mad skinny cunt and your bf kicked his ass would you be impressed

>>33337292
Because I'm male and I want the female perspective.

>>33337300
Femanons is this what you mean when you say you want big biceps

>>33337215
I don't know. I don't anyways, can't relate. BUT, I think a lot of women really don't understand just how draining and exhausting many jobs that requires physical labour are. Doing it all day every day, you really need the free time to regenerate. You have no energy mentally or physically and you have to rest for the next day. Some women just see their husbands and boyfriends come home and just do nothing, and that's all they see. They don't see what the man has done or feel the fatigue and start nagging thinking they are lazy. If they have ever had to concentrate for hours and hours driving heavy machinery and the only break they get is fixing heavy tracks, prying and lifting and pulling and pushing and using a shovel and a 15-30 minute actual break then they'd know. Or take a job like tree surgeon, climbing up trees and then cutting them up and lifting and hauling them up and down a hill all day. Nah, you're not doing house work after that. Imagine being in the gym for 8 or 9 hours and then imagine how much you'd be fit to do after. And how much emotional support could you provide when you just need to sit down?
And the typical retort will be from a house wife is "I was doing housework all day and looking after the children!" but these jobs are not as demanding on your body. Looking after a young child all day alone is very demanding on your attention, it is hard to get anything done let alone house work, but it is not going to fatigue you as heavily the same way. I've done both. A lot of women have no idea. Not to discredit women who do this, it's not easy either. But fuck sakes...

Other than that, there is no excuse

>>33337290
I want the aliens to know things after I die. You guys are cool. I don't need it. I'm dead and can't communicate.

I’m so cold

>>33337290
Yes I would. My life's already fucked, the truth can't make it any worse.

>>33337295
Yeah he was cleared for alternative reasons. Why are you mad tho? He's not gonna eat your ugly ass.

>>33337301
Aboogaboogaboo

>>33337313
How about I warm you up

>>33337303
No. I'd be sad I didn't get to beat him up. And then wonder why I had a bf and try to remember if I had been drugged.

>>33337319
I’m a guy

>>33337322
I know

>>33337313
Do some push ups

>>33337323
I’d like that

>>33337322
Me too

>>33337326
Hot

>>33337286
>Women could you do with a good plapping?

>>33337295
Ew
*removes from watch history*
>>33337279
>He never did anything besides sex parties
Remember that when throwing a sex party, be scrupulous when checking proof of age.

>and beating Cassie a few times who deserved it.
"I would never ever hit a woman in my life, NEVER! That ain't cool! I would never hit a woman. No! .....But I would shake the sh!t out of a woman!"

Remember to separate art from the artist. The only good thing I ever heard Sean Combs do was a superior cover of "I'll be watching you."

>>33337288
Exactly.
Fat Albert ain't done nothing. But Cosby gonna rot.
I still feel bad for Whoopi on that one. She was 100% certain he was a victim at first. That's a whiplash.

women what kinda questions do you want to answer tonight?

>>33336652 (OP)
I want to be more flirty and have fun with girls while I'm at work, I work in a place where many contra tors all work in the same place, however we're not coworkers. All I find via looking this up is office coworker shit that doesn't apply to me, and reading about how I'm a sexualising harasser. How do girls like to be gently flirted with? What things can I say without being a creep? Like, calling a girl darling in a casual exchange is way too intimate for me, and sugartits is crossing a lot of lines, what's in the middle?

>>33337303
>Men would you hire him
No. I don't want the woman that would impress. But I admire his entrepreneurial spirit. I hope he's doing well.

>>33337320
>I'd be sad I didn't get to beat him up. And then wonder why I had a bf and try to remember if I had been drugged.
Goddammit.
I'm confused why this turned me on and I am not going to bother unpacking it.
So, uh, I'll just that's based and move on.

my ballz rn

Is the fact that I'm conscious and perceiving in this moment an indicator that I cannot die, since death is infinite and would supercede consciousness

Women, 6'5 bf or 7" pp bf?

>>33337303
lmfao
No
I wouldn't want my non existent gf to get harassed in the first place and that's pretty sad to even set up something like that. That's pretty funny though. Please be real

>>33337351
Only if you believe existence is purely perception

>>33337314
Lmao.

Noted.

Now, if you wouldn't be opposed... what do you believe is true and why?

>>33337311

>>33337350
Seems dangerous

>>33337269
I know that

I’ve always dreamed of being more pear shaped

I don’t like being tall it’s much less forgiving

But the thing is I kinda like pull ups. I want to install a bar in my door frame because it an enjoyable exercise to me. I don’t want big shoulders or back

But also my upper arms are super flabby and loose, loads of stretch marks, from when I was 120lb heavier and some people say exercise can help with collagen to firm them up

I just wish I was a tiny girl who has never been over like 140 but I’m at like my lowest weight since I was 13

When I talked to fit about all this they just told me to get pregnant and pump out a dozen babies because it already looked like I had given birth

>>33337350
Me right now.

>>33337352
7 inch because 6'5 is too damn tall

>>33337355
What else could it be.

>>33337309
As I observe the public, I'm finding that, irrespective of age, which is a not a negligible factor, I am more fit than most. And the ones that are more fit than me are FAR more fit than me. Like, they clearly have a workout regimen that mogs the fuck out of me.

Kinda makes me feel good about myself.
Being outclassed by a wide margin seems like a a decent point in life.

>>33337246
Exercise for yourself, not for anyone else.

Men won't hate it tho

>>33337362
>When I talked to fit about all this they just told me to get pregnant and pump out a dozen babies because it already looked like I had given birth
Holy based

>>33337326
>>33337323
A couple of queers we got here. Back to >>>/lgbt/

Women
What would you think of a guy who makes angel food cake and mixes his cum into the Batter BEFORE baking it, so that any bacteria is killed, and then gives that to his cute female neighbors without telling them whats in it

It can't get them sick and they don't know so it can't cause mental distress, so there is no issue right?

>>33337362
>120lb
Shed the weight of a whole ass other girl. Mind boggling.

>>33337364
7" pp bf or 6' tall bf?

>>33337365
I view reality mathematically. Objective reality is an indeterminate graph, two lines (subjective perceptions) forever coming closer but never touching, objectivity is the infinitely small space between them

>>33337352
6’5 for sure

Having a tall boyfriend isn’t just about attraction and it’s about people noticing the height difference and how that affects how you two see each other.

Also I’m 5’10 so like

>>33337356
I think it's possible that there's something after death, but I don't think any of the religions have it right either.

>>33337379
7 inch because 6' is too damn short

gonna jerk off to some illustrations of two members of the opposite sex hugging then ill shower and go to bed

>>33337380
I think everyone is not really a human and actually a demon, and that I am the only human to ever exist and one day they are all going to take off the mask and try to terrify me but I'm gonna be like"bitch I always knew"

>>33337375
Not a woman but i really hope you don't actually do that or considering doing it. You should be put down for even typing that out

>>33337383
What do you think your cunt taste like?

>>33337376
Yeah I went from 280 (bmi 41 at the time) of to 160 (bmi of 23)

I’m actually closer to 165 now cause I stopped calorie counting in September. I need to go back though I wanna be like 150

>>33337362
Kek, /fit/ is based then for that, good advice.
But go ahead with the pullups, especially if you like it. You can always stop if it changes your look.

>>33337383
would you date a man who had leg lengthening surgery?

>>33337391
explain to me, exactly why its wrong. Who would the hypothetical man be hurting

>>33337309
Ew gross

>>33337392
I imagine it probably tastes like copper and sweat

>>33337379
Still 7 incher

>>33337385
Stfu you're not me

>>33337398
Please kys yesterday...

>>33337362
All women should be impregnated and pump out babies though
It's your purpose in life and the reason for sexual intercourse

>>33337394
I still want to give you props for that. It's impressive.
Being a girl nowadays, you could have just as easily given up and stayed 300 your whole life, or gotten even worse. But you turned it around 100%.

>>33337397
Sure why not idc

>>33337309
Ew no not what I meant

>>33337407
>you're not me
>same answer regardless
Lmao

>>33337352
>>33337379
No thanks

>>33337407
Is 6 foot too tall or the penis size better?

>>33337408
You can't do it can you.
The life unalayzed is not worth living.
I think you need to do some introspection and ask yourself if your morals are well thought out or if they are just based off of society's programmed beliefs

>>33337380
Wouldn't it be more accurate to call the lines objectivity (the range/bounds) and the indeterminate value in the middle subjective perception, since it can lie anywhere between objectivity
Also how does this relate to the original question of the infinity of mortality and consciousness

5'9 women and over
What's it like? How do you feel, lanking about all day? Do you feel like a goofy awkward giraffe? Or a beautiful elegant model?

women would you rather date a 5'9" man with 5.3" pp? or no man at all?

>>33337392
HDMI cable

>>33337356
Did you (you) me on accident?

>>33337410
Yeah it’s changed a lot about how people treat me

As a teen nobody ever really made eye contact with me unless we were have a conversation. Now most people make brief (or sustained) eye contact or look at my body whenever they’re within 20 feet of me and it makes me really uncomfortable because I think I must’ve done something wrong

Also men talk to me now. Still don’t respect be but at least they talk to me and make moves sometimes

women, do you ever fantasize abut peeing in a cute guys mouth

Femanons, how many guys are in your roster?

>>33337414
Yes

As a 5'4" guy, do I just kill myself? I think I'm shorter than every femanon itt.

Femanons, how many girls are in your roster?

>>33337375
I can actually tell that you don't bake because angel food cake is leavened with acids in a specific balance and your cum would probably not let it rise unless you had the foulest spunk on earth.
Are you an alien?

>>33337430
0
I don't like juggling partners

>>33337433
1
I don't like juggling partners

>>33337388
actually fapped to this photo of tis beautiful girl from the 1880s
somebody's great great great grandmother probably

>>33337434
LoL shows what you know, you whip the egg whites first then fold in the cum, easy peasy

>>33337434
Would cum really fuck it up. There's nothing really much in it, it'd be like adding a few ml of egg whites.

>>33337418
I am well capable of explaining why it is wrong but Its a pointless task to explain it to someone like you. People like you shouldn't be reasoned with, just locked up or put down

>>33337435
what about jugallo partners

>>33337432
As a fellow short guy, no. Gotta live to spite people.

>>33337447
How short

>>33337432
Nah, you'll find someone probably. Work on and control other aspects of yourself that can actually be improved if you find them lacking.

>>33337432
Nah man. My father in law was a pussy hound and I think he's that tall.
I know a friend of a friend who's short, chubby, bald, and is dating several younger hot women.
It's about being charming. That's a skill. It can be developed.
Also, they both have fun, regardless of what life throws at them.

>>33337441
NTA. I can't jerk it to the dead for some reason. Especially unfortunate as an August Aimes fan.

>>33337422
>giraffe or model
Giraffe

I’ve never felt elegant or model-like. Still too fat for that

Wasn’t snejana like near 100lb at 5’10? Not happening

>>33337423
5.3” is perfectly fine. Like exactly average according to Wikipedia. Stop being so insecure it’s okay. I’m disturbed by the precision though

I’ve had men send me images of their literal 2 inch hard tic tacs. You’re okay

>>33337440
>>33337435
How do you know they're the best without any competition?

>>33337455
>I’ve had men send me images of their literal 2 inch hard tic tacs. You’re okay
Is that back when you posted nudes on twitter?

>>33337430
Zero, virgin

Is roster a real thing normal people do? I thought that was like a frat boy fuckboi thing?

>>33337453
oh shit now i feel bad.

>>33337445
We both know you can't, your morality is based off instinct and disgust, mine is based on logic and first principals

>>33337453
>I can't jerk it to the dead for some reason.
I genuinely can't relate.

>>33337432
I'm a 5'4" manlet too. Well actually i'm 5'3" 2/3 but I like to round it up to 5'4"
Anyways, it doesn't matter if women get the ick from you. Why would you value your very life on if women find you attractive or not? That's actually retarded

I just remembered who you are!

>>33337465
are you fem, become a lesbian's bitch

>>33337389
Well then

>>33337442
I think I need you guys to fuck it up so you know for sure. Cream of tartar's ph is 3.5.

>>33337455
>5.3” is perfectly fine. Like exactly average according to Wikipedia. Stop being so insecure it’s okay.
This is all fine and dandy, but you didn't answer the question

>>33337451
>>33337452
>>33337465
It's not about the bitches guys

>>33337447
Dangerously based.
>>33337432
We have an anon your height married to a 5'9-5'10 baddie

>>33337466
thx

>>33337466
Finally

>>33337455
You have nice boobs though

>>33337470
The cream of tartar is for the egg whites, once they have been whipped up then you can add in the cum, the acid's job is done after stiff peaks

>>33337459
It's more of a Stacy and Chad thing

>>33337455
>Giraffe
>is fat
So then an elephant instead? Well look, you can change your weight, don't despair about that. And tall women and short women both have their beauty. I don't get why tall women feel insecure at all, it genuinely puzzles me

>I’m disturbed by the precision though
>I’ve had men send me images of their literal 2 inch hard tic tacs. You’re okay
Ummm.... I don't think you know what he was talking about LOL

>>33337459
My best friend has a roster but only since he started dating again after his Covid gf.
It's a whole thing. He kinda hates it but he's stuck on the first girl he dated who seems to think that putting work into improving a relationship isn't a thing because her history of guys is all men who weren't worth putting work into.
So he's dating but pining for the first girl and the whole thing is killing him because he is compulsively a nice guy and just started lying to one girl he's dating about not dating any other girls but he figures "fuck it" because he's been suicidal for a decade and only hasn't killed himself because he just bought a rescue dog.

tl;dr: Yes, but personal experiences vary

>>33337420
No, because we can’t interface with objectivity at all
>relate
The universe is mental, not necessarily only perception

>>33337472
Oh sorry. What is exactly troubling you in regards to your height then?

>>33337472
then please tell me, what is it about?
there is only 1 disadvantage to being short, girls don't like it
like they say, God made men, Samuel Colt made them equal. Colt can't do anything about girls though.

>>33337484
>I don't get why tall women feel insecure at all, it genuinely puzzles me
Because they want to feel small and cute and dainty and feminine what's not to get

Now that mangadex is dead, whats the best source for manga?

>>33337484
>>33337455

Oh wait I didn't know what he was talking about. Never mind. I thought you were replying to the manlet poster

>>33337467
NTA. I wouldn't want to troon out. I'd definitely be a bi woman's bitch, though.

>>33337472
>It's not about the bitches guys
Then what? Reaching high shelves? Get over yourself. Your legs work and you have two of them. My father in law has one.

>>33337498
no not troon out, just wax your body keep yourself clean shaven, and wear cute clothes

>>33337496
I read some Junji Ito on there yesterday. Don't call it dead until it's dead.

>>33337441
>>33337453
Skill issue

>>33337481
>Some substances, like urea (a nitrogenous compound) and some pigments, can destabilize egg white proteins.
Go ahead, coom in the foam and let it collapse.

>>33337507
Lmao

>>33337496
I’ve been using batoto, mangapill is also okay

>>33337455
There's a difference between having a fine dick and the best dick

>>33337432
My sister's bf is that height. Seems like a chill dude, and she's a normie. You worry about the wrong things.

>>33337508
well for one I'm not peeing in it, that would be gross

And I can tell you it doesn't collapse it

God please stop

Women, would you wear one of these face masks for your hypothetical boyfriend if he asked.
Would you judge him for it?
Is this a sign of brainrot?

>>33337495
I like tall women :l
And also short women
You may not be able to be dainty in the same way, but tall women have their own feminine grace. If only you could SEE
It annoys me that you don't

>>33337484
>Well look, you can change your weight,
this is me: >>33337362>>33337432

>>33337394
are you like a transman or smthn?

>>33337441
Post it

>>33337375
I hope she spits in your drinks anon

>>33337375
/k/ brownies moment

>>33337518
No. Yes. Yes.

>>33337522
ngl that would turn me on

>>33337496
what happend?

>>33337504
What sort of clothes do you recommend?

>>33337518
Uh sure? I genuinely dont understand. I have never seen this kind of mask before. Is this some kind of porn thing? I wouldnt be against doing harmless porn stuff with my hypothetical bf i just dont understand what this mask is and what it has to do with brainrot?

>>33337530
nta
mass purging of copyrighted content

>>33337531
Oh psshhh that's not even difficult she's hot as fuck. They wore eyeliner back then?

>>33337516
Yes, urea is a component of human semen, although it's present in much lower concentrations than in urine.
Pee is stored in the balls.

>>33337531
Damn, you were down bad

>>33337520
Kek at that quoting.

>>33337455
>5.3” is perfectly fine
>I’m disturbed by the precision though
What did she mean by this

>>33337531
looks like my crush but with wavier hair

>>33337529
Yeah, no shit it would

>>33337409
look i want babies but this is a totally disgusting thing to say

>>33337492
>>33337493
>>33337500
The problem is being a tiny little bitch. We've got women here than are bigger and stronger than me and I see it everywhere I go. Everyone's bigger and stronger than me. Bigger hands, bigger wrists, bigger feet, bigger everything. Every time I catch a glimpse of my reflection in a window and see the wiry shrimp looking back I want to die. I'm supposed to be a man and if I can't be fulfill something so fundamental what's the point, I shouldn't be alive.

>>33337532
goth lolita stuff but with white panties that have strawberry print on them I'm a straight male but I would fuck you if you were like that

>>33337455
>I’ve had men send me images of their literal 2 inch hard tic tacs.
Kek. Why would they do that?

>>33337528
Boo, you’re no fun
>>33337533
It’s just a face mask, like the surgical masks people were wearing during Covid but made of cloth, but it’s nice that you’d try it out for your hypothetical bf

>>33337533
nta, but your hypothetical bf is gonna want you to take off your underwear and gag him with it

>>33337409
>All women should be impregnated and pump out babies though
On in femdom society. Cough up the keys.

>>33337538
well apparently its not enough to mess with my egg whites

>>33337520
>when I went to /fit/
ngl that made me laugh hard. I love those homos no homo
But yeah keep at it. Reading your post it looks like you've been working hard at it. It's really all just how you chose to live. Chose activities and habits to do and integrate them into your life. Things that you enjoy or can learn to. And obviously diet is a big factor. Don't worry about stretch marks, they go away typically and if they don't then what can you do? No point worrying about something that you can't change and it isn't a big deal
I'm routing for you

>>33337547
Back to the breeding barn you go. You will be treated like cattle and you will enjoy it.

>>33337548
Just work out, get some scars, buy a couple guns, that sort of thing. A short man is just a short man, go do some masculine things.
Average US height in the military is probably like 5'8 now thanks to it being like 65% latino.

>>33337555
You do not have a nonbricked up angelfood cake with jizz in it. You're seriously trolling.

>>33337548
I mean you can work out and be swole, right? You can't drastically change how tall you are, but you can still be a strong guy at least if that's what you really want. Focus on what you can do.

>>33337549
I already said trooning out wasn't an option, faggot.

>>33337562
>bricked up angelfood cake
okay, funny choice of words.

>>33337562
well no not now I haven't made any in a couple of weeks, but it works
Next time I make it I'll post pics for you

>>33337473
>We have an anon your height married to a 5'9-5'10 baddie
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o-pHmZClesw

Women do you think you are entitled to men's attention?

>>33337566
no its not trooning your just dressing like a slut. But you wouldn't cut your balls off

>>33337574
Bro, they want less of our attention if anything

What ever happened to the other atoga femanon that posted her boobs on /soc/ recently? Does she still hang around here? She was nice

>>33337580
Kill yourself

>>33337584
That red headed girl? Probably not

>never measured my dick
>just thought it was weird to actually go and get a tape measure, make myself hard and put it up to my dick
>wonder how big or small it actually is from 4chan posts taking about their dick size
>do it
>mfw it's normal length but under average in girth
>mfw pencil dick
>read posts or comments of women saying "size doesn't matter! the vagina is only 6 inches deep anyways! what really matters is GIRTH!"
>fml

I really could had gone the rest of my life without this new found insecurity...

>>33337557
i hate when moids say stuff like this i have no way of responding because its kida a sexy kink but also i can not in good conscious condone that

>>33337584
Gingerboobs? Haven't seen her in a while.

>>33337586
:(

>>33337584
She's in this thread rn

>>33337446
No, I've gone this long without an STI and I don't plan on changing that for white trash dick/pussy

>>33337456
>How do you know they're the best without any competition?
Because they're with me. Automatically makes them the best.

i posted my hairy abdomen on /soc/ and gay dudes/women said it was hot. but i felt weird and deleted it. does that make me a manslut

>>33337558
I can't buy guns lol I don't live in America. And besides they're mostly made for normal sized men anyways and don't fit in my hands comfortably.
And I'm not a man, you wouldn't call me that if you knew me.
>>33337565
You'd think I'd already tried that. I used to work out in high school but I stopped because I wasn't responding well. All the normal guys were making real gains and I couldn't escape 12 inch ceps doing the same stuff they were.

>>33337590
Embrace it
Nothing you say in the internet is real so have fun with it
You don't have to support breeding barns to think the idea would be hot

>>33337590
Good, the intended message was received.

>>33337589
Ignorance really is bliss

>>33337590
We have a lot of practice with that. Since we're kids we have so many unacceptable thoughts and desires and feelings, that we basically build a second house inside our brains, where we put them all.
So it's like yeah, that's natural, those are from the second house.

>>33337600
Yes

My first gf of 2 years was 18, then next was 19, and the last was 21. There was a break in between there where 28 year old coomette really wanted to do freaky stuff but it wasn't my thing. Thinking about it, I should just get another 21 year old gf and forget any hangups about her not wanting to have kids and marry her before that 2 year breakup cycle hits.

Women might say they're not ok with this but, if they could admit it openly, it's what they really wanted all along.

>>33337590
You're allowed to have kinks chica, embrace it

>captcha: KYS G0
...uh, I guess captcha disagrees though.

what kind of boob phenotype does chad like

>>33337614
what kind of freaky stuff

>>33337618
Big and full (not yours)

Does he know hes meant for me? Isnt it scary how much it’s true?

>>33337602
Man my biceps are only 13" and i still work out. We can't all be giants.
Shoot steroids if you want to be huge. And move to the US so you can buy fourteen guns.

>>33337588
>That red headed girl
Yup
>Probably not
That's a shame

>>33337594
:(

>>33337596
The other anons are lying?

My Latinx girlfriend got deported