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Anonymous No.33339415 >>33339437 >>33339560 >>33339575 >>33340089 >>33340307
/ATOGA/ - Ask the Opposite Gender Anything
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Previously on ATOGA:>>33336652
Anonymous No.33339421
Iโ€™m gay
Anonymous No.33339426 >>33339433 >>33339436 >>33339443 >>33339455 >>33339936
Reminder that women are more willing to date downwards then men are.
Anonymous No.33339430 >>33339457
How can I be lonely but still scared of intimacy? It takes me very long to become comfortable but once I am I am like a leech, and if I get rejected I become devastated
Anonymous No.33339433 >>33339451 >>33339464
>>33339426
Men are dogs and pigs and faggots
Anonymous No.33339436 >>33339445
>>33339426
I don't doubt this, I think on the whole woman care less about looks/conventional attractiveness
But I also think this has to do with women rating men lower lol
Anonymous No.33339437
>>33339415 (OP)
>or the old thread is ATOG instead of ATOGA
lmao you retarded bitch.
Anonymous No.33339438 >>33339450
How do I find more of this? Not Grimes, Iโ€™ve listened to all her albums
https://youtu.be/iH0kfH04U68?si=xJmrIS9KHG1LrvcA
Anonymous No.33339443
>>33339426
>women think 81% of men are below average
dayum bro
Anonymous No.33339445 >>33339457
>>33339436
I don't entirely disagree with that. I just enjoy how posting this makes the men who usually love statistics magically stop loving them.
Rizzless Randy No.33339446 >>33339453 >>33339457
I have no aura. I get mogged constantly.
Anonymous No.33339450
>>33339438
Chvrches are pretty cool too.
Anonymous No.33339451
>>33339433
tfw you will never be a mandogpigfaggot...
Anonymous No.33339453
>>33339446
Youโ€™d have a lot more if you called yourself Rizzy โ€œJizzyโ€ Randy. When they ask what Jizzy means, tell them you found the fountain of youth
Anonymous No.33339454 >>33339458 >>33339460 >>33339467 >>33339491 >>33339497 >>33339606 >>33339743
Women, is this true?
Anonymous No.33339455
>>33339426
Women overestimate their own attractiveness and underestimate men's attractiveness, but end up having realistic standards. Men overestimate women's attractiveness and overestimate their own, but have unrealistic standards.
Anonymous No.33339456 >>33339459
People on the warhammer thread wont respond, so I'm gonna post my fanfic here
I ask the other gender (female) what do you think of it

The steel warship was sleek and imposing, its chromite finish liek a flash of illuminating dagger in the dark abyss of space.
The ship was feerl yet civilized, modern yet anceint, hre the great khan gatheed around the great bonfire that had been kept allite every since the virgin
journy from ChoreGorus.
"Yaaaah, my brothers another succeseful hunt of orc swine, surely we the most swift and dedly of fther's twenty blades." said the khan
"Yaaah" said the white scar space marines "Praise the Epmpeor" said the white scars again
"Yes, Yes praise the emperor too"
In truth the khan never shared the zeal of his brothers too the emperor, he was just too perfect, too polished, he had seen shcuh attempts at a
manfurected personality cult on chorgorus, and reading the many holotapes in terra he had learned about simimarl leaders in terra's past such as
a strange man who cate fermented cabbage and an orange man who swung metal clubs at balls
He had alwyes harbored reservations but had always let it slide for the sake of cohesion
"NoWWW we sail to new land, to conquer more !!!!!!"
"YAAAAAHHHHH" replied the whote scars
Auraless Arnold No.33339457 >>33339465
>>33339430
Sounds like anxious avoidance, unfortunately pretty common
>>33339445
Lol, they are afraid of the truth
>>33339446
Big mood
Anonymous No.33339458
>>33339454
No
Anonymous No.33339459 >>33339463
>>33339456
"AHHHH yesss"
The khan had jut landed on a pristine land gem of a land, the land was not fertile there were not miles of forest or acres of fruit, but endless expanses
of grass perpuated by a bush here and a tree there
"It a reminds me of moter chorgours" the khan said nostaligially too his men
"This will make a fine addition to my fathers IMperium" said the khan with a hint of sadness
IN truth the khan had reservations about turning over such a pristine jewel to his father he had seen what happneed to planets gievn over to the imperium
black skies, brown water, corruption and pollution but what could be done?? he had sworn an oath and
Loaylty was its own reward
Anonymous No.33339460 >>33339462 >>33339466 >>33339470
>>33339454
>Women, is this true?
If Cosmo told me not to jump off a bridge, I would. Istg the bitches writing those articles have never had sex, or at least good sex, in their life.
Anonymous No.33339462 >>33339499
>>33339460
So would you ask your bf to eat you out?
Anonymous No.33339463 >>33339468
>>33339459

Suddenly An elgenat man appeared, he would appear to be a young teen if not for the grace and surety he carried himswlf with
"Halt KHAN, I am Feldrond Sharp-Ear and you intrude upon Eldar territory" said the man
"I"m the great Khan and all property is contigent on a monoply of violce, do YOUU think you have more capital than meee"
"I see probalby not How about you allow me to use diplomacy instead of force then" said Felrond
"HMMM, I could use respite from the long voyage in the dark sea above, even mighty eagle need to nest" said the Khan
bates No.33339464
>>33339433
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook dog pig fag door
Anonymous No.33339465 >>33339472
>>33339457
How do I stop being avoidant?
Anonymous No.33339466
>>33339460
Me and my gf used to read the sex tips to laugh about
Auraless Arnold No.33339467
>>33339454
"Not hot if you have to ask him for it" I'm glad my gf did kek
Anonymous No.33339468 >>33339473
>>33339463

"Do you see khan, this is an Aeldri maiden world it has been finely crafted to be an Hercules of the the Natural world your emperor would destory
al that we have built and for what wrships??" said Felrond
"HMMM I see your point thin limbed one but it is my duty to conquer all for mankind, the stars belong to us"
Suddenly an aeldrei deer appeared, Felrond handed the khan an arrow "quikc Khan for dinner"
The khan unleashed a mighty arrown that peirced the deer killing it brutally yet nobally quick
"Ahh I hope you have aeldri sage too for dinner hahahaha" said the khan
"HAahahahaha" said felrond
Anonymous No.33339470 >>33339493 >>33339499
>>33339460
they have sex like every other woman, they sit back and the guy does all the work and then they imagine what he should have done better later
Anonymous No.33339471 >>33339489 >>33339750
I wish I had a boyfriend
Auraless Arnold No.33339472
>>33339465
I'm not the person to ask, I spent half the day outside just to avoid people
Exposure therapy though and pushing yourself out of your comfort zone. Accepting that rejection is a part of life and you don't die lol
Anonymous No.33339473 >>33339474 >>33339511
>>33339468

The next day after delicsh deer steak Felrond tried again to convince Khan to leave the planet
"Come khan swim with me" said felrond
The pool was cut into the mountain and the moon was full and white and gave the pool an otherworldy white glow
"COme khan dance with me so that I may convicne you to leave the planet"said felrond
Khan and Felrond did the dance that is known across all races a dance of life and fertility
The khan was mighty and rough and animalistically thrust and thrust again with a barbaric rythem
Felrond was no ameteur though and flexed and relaxed and body in the perfect way to avoid critical damage while driving the khan over the edge
Clenching at just the right time to tingle the Khan's nuerons with his tightness
The khan lost control and the pool that was dyeed white from the moon became just a bit whiter
"Have I convinced yoou khan " said Felrod
"NO Im afraid not my agile friend I still must conquer"
"But why" asked felrond
"Because, Loyalty is its own reward" said the khan
"I understand, but I couldn't dare to raise a blade to you Khan, this is where my journey ends "said felrond
ANd the white pool slowly became red as Felrond pierced his heart with an Aeldri wraithblade
"Goodbye my frind" said the khan with a wetness on his eye, was it from the pool or somewhere else, some questions are better left
UNanswered
Anonymous No.33339474 >>33339479
>>33339473
Iโ€™m crying
Anonymous No.33339475 >>33339480 >>33339496 >>33339503 >>33339514 >>33339516 >>33339518 >>33339522
Is love transactional?
Anonymous No.33339476 >>33339478 >>33339481 >>33339488 >>33339516
How long should a first date be?
Anonymous No.33339478 >>33339486 >>33339492
>>33339476
The normies with good relationships say they talked for 7 hours and that's how they knew it was real, shit like that
Anonymous No.33339479 >>33339494
>>33339474
thx bro
Anonymous No.33339480
>>33339475
Everything is transactional you bitch
Auraless Arnold No.33339481
>>33339476
Depends what you're doing, it's always been at least a couple of hours for me though
Anonymous No.33339486
>>33339478
>7 hours
Some of us have jobs
Anonymous No.33339488
>>33339476
Depends on the context but I'd say at least movie length.
Anonymous No.33339489
>>33339471
Hi?
What kind of bf you want?
Anonymous No.33339491 >>33339536
>>33339454
This applies to all intimacy, yes. If your moid is sub 80 IQ you can have one serious conversation, something like
>darling, have you noticed that i have never had an orgasm with you...
>did you know that some couples like to kiss or hug, or spend time together?
but if that doesn't do it I'm out, I'm not begging and nagging for someone to fulfil the only functions he's in my life for.
Auraless Arnold No.33339492 >>33339500
>>33339478
It's true tbf the best first dates I've been on tended to run longer. First date with my gf I think we went for a drink and I ended up staying out with her til like 1am
Anonymous No.33339493
>>33339470
>they sit back and the guy does all the work and then they imagine what he should have done better later
Civilization in a nutshell
Anonymous No.33339494 >>33339509
>>33339479
Nigga please
What possessed you to create one of the works of our time
Anonymous No.33339495 >>33339501 >>33339502 >>33339515 >>33339516
That is how JH would ask
Anonymous No.33339496
>>33339475
Yes, that is the implied understanding, though it's not stated as such.
Anonymous No.33339497 >>33339506
>>33339454
M
id just never give oral then
you can either have a world without consent, or a world that requires explicit verbal consent. women chose the latter and complain about it
Anonymous No.33339499 >>33339529 >>33339549 >>33339559
>>33339462
>So would you ask your bf to eat you out?
No, I would tell him. This is non-negotiable.

>>33339470
>they have sex like every other woman, they sit back and the guy does all the work
Shut your fucking mouth. I give 110% every time. I throw it back so hard he'll have third-degree bruising on his pelvis. Don't fuck with me.
Anonymous No.33339500 >>33339529
>>33339492
How drunk did you get?
Auraless Arnold No.33339501
>>33339495
This would turn me on desu
Anonymous No.33339502
>>33339495
That's hot.
Anonymous No.33339503 >>33339523
>>33339475
No. Love is an unconditional choice.
Anonymous No.33339506
>>33339497
Women love consent but hate giving it
The frustrating but beautiful contradiction that is female
Anonymous No.33339507 >>33339520 >>33339521 >>33339525 >>33339527 >>33339529 >>33339731 >>33339966
Men, would you?
Anonymous No.33339509 >>33339524 >>33339541
>>33339494
Like the Khan I also like large grass plains with little other vegetation. I also like looking at desserts but I hate heat so thats why I didn't write anything for Lorgar.
Next maybe I'll write some steampunk about Fulgrim
Anonymous No.33339511
>>33339473
>"Because, Loyalty is its own reward"
Well, you're already a better writer than MGK, keep up the good work my man
Anonymous No.33339512 >>33339529 >>33339533 >>33339538 >>33339547 >>33339756
What do I wear to a date where we are just going on a walk? Man this dumb motherfucker canโ€™t even sit down for a muffin or something? Why did he downgrade from a cafe to a walk.
Anonymous No.33339514
>>33339475
One sided love is not true love.
Anonymous No.33339515
>>33339495
Ngl that would work on me
What is the problem?
Anonymous No.33339516 >>33339540 >>33339588
>>33339475
>Is love transactional?
True/unconditional love isn't, but very few loves are unconditional.

>>33339476
>How long should a first date be?
Is there sex involved?

>>33339495
These bitches don't know where moid hands have been.
Anonymous No.33339518
>>33339475
Every interaction is transactional and demanding unconditionality is one of the harshest transaction demands imaginable, physics would collapse and businesses would be sued to hell if they tried to pull that
Anonymous No.33339519 >>33339526
I hate men
Anonymous No.33339520
>>33339507
Can't see shit, Captain.
Anonymous No.33339521
>>33339507
Probably not
Anonymous No.33339522
>>33339475
I think "love" should refer to an emotional situation not an accounting decision.
So I'd say it's not transactional (it can't be immediately cancelled if the contract isn't upheld) but it gets built more often and more strongly when both people are getting what they want.
Anonymous No.33339523 >>33339528
>>33339503
>unconditional choice
Bro what?
Anonymous No.33339524
>>33339509
I understand completely. Thank you for your time.
Anonymous No.33339525
>>33339507
i wouldnt the kind of woman who would make such an image of themselves like that
not my type
Anonymous No.33339526 >>33339529
>>33339519
Hii
Can I be your bf? I will be very obedient
Anonymous No.33339527
>>33339507
Too fat
Anonymous No.33339528 >>33339546
>>33339523
Choosing to be unconditional.
Auraless Arnold No.33339529 >>33339534 >>33339537 >>33339542 >>33339544
>>33339499
>I would tell him. This is non-negotiable
Holy based
>>33339500
Didn't get drunk, I only had like a couple drinks, we didn't stay at the bar for long
The night that we met, I was smashed desu (so was she), but beyond that I never got drunk around her
>>33339507
Change the hair to blonde and this is basically my gf desu
>>33339512
>Why did he downgrade from a cafe to a walk.
That is pretty mad, did you ask him at all why you can't still go to a cafe?
Anyway just wear whatever you like especially if it's as casual as a walk. Depends what you are wanting from him. Maybe look at the forecast in case it rains or gets windy or whatever
>>33339526
Based simp
Anonymous No.33339533 >>33339544
>>33339512
it can be easier to walk and talk versus sitting down and talking, it's probably a good idea
wear something that lets your boobs bounce
Anonymous No.33339534 >>33339572
>>33339529
> Change the hair to blonde and this is basically my gf desu
HAHAHAGAGAFAGSHAXGJIVXDRYBB
No, itโ€™s not.
Anonymous No.33339536 >>33339561
>>33339491
A lot of women talk about how important communication is
But then most of the female questions here is like "my bf won't do this thing I keep hinting at but won't tell him"
I'm sure a lot of you women are not shy about communicating but there seems to be a lot that talk about communicating and then just don't
Anonymous No.33339537 >>33339545
>>33339529
> my gf
Qt??
Anonymous No.33339538 >>33339544
>>33339512
Bitch, that's an upgrade.
Anonymous No.33339540 >>33339581
>>33339516
Anon, if you believe in god even his love is conditional.
Anonymous No.33339541
>>33339509
>Fulgrim
Ew, that faggy traitor, but do what you must
Anonymous No.33339542 >>33339572
>>33339529
damn your gf is fat and ugly? you could do better
Anonymous No.33339543
I wonder if the knowledge gap in men not understanding women is a psyop to artificially inflate womenโ€™s ratings.
Anonymous No.33339544 >>33339572 >>33339577
>>33339529
He said it would be too late for coffee but he doesnโ€™t have to drink coffee.
>>33339533
How is that easier. Weโ€™re just going to go in circles?
>>33339538
On what fucking planet
Anonymous No.33339545 >>33339597
>>33339537
Yeah he is back to hurting her for his own joy
Anonymous No.33339546 >>33339548
>>33339528
Based on a set of conditions...
Anonymous No.33339547
>>33339512
he intends to have you sweat profusely like a hog in the summer heat so he can perform the sacred sniff test of olfactory compatibility
Anonymous No.33339548 >>33339582
>>33339546
By your logic, unconditional does not exist in any way whatsoever, including the metaphorical.
Anonymous No.33339549
>>33339499
Hot
Anonymous No.33339552 >>33339554 >>33339555 >>33339556 >>33339566 >>33339569 >>33339572 >>33339576 >>33339581
Why does the perfect man not exist? Why does there always have to be something deeply wrong with him?
Anonymous No.33339554
>>33339552
Women seem to forget that men are in fact people funnily enough
Anonymous No.33339555
>>33339552
Because humans are innately flawed + law of correspondence + skill issue
Anonymous No.33339556
>>33339552
nothing else perfect exists. why would a man? most people learn this practically in their infancy so why are you still confused about it
Anonymous No.33339557 >>33339589 >>33339597
>i want a gf to love me unconditionally
>that doesn't count as a condition
>also she has to do X and can't do Y
Why doesn't men's love have to be conditional?
Anonymous No.33339558 >>33339570 >>33339572 >>33339586
I like listening to recordings of boys grunting and moaning
Anonymous No.33339559 >>33339581
>>33339499
bro really has ballistic pussy game
"i have earned this tongue time" ahh pussy
Anonymous No.33339560 >>33339571
>>33339415 (OP)
>man is loud
Why do women want their men to be so loud during sex?
Anonymous No.33339561
>>33339536
Women are like Chinese people, they can't just fucking say what they want, they're constantly wrapped up in egotistical social jockeying where stating your intentions is somehow a loss of face, even when you directly tell them what you want or why they assume there's some other game you're playing and assume that they are the center of whatever your agenda is.
Anonymous No.33339562 >>33339581 >>33339597 >>33339766
Currently watching E.T.
What are some of ATOGians fav films?
Anonymous No.33339564 >>33339567 >>33339573
Worst thread period.
Anyone know a decent non match group daying site? Family is forcing me to try some even though I live on my own.
Anonymous No.33339566
>>33339552
What was wrong with him this time?
Anonymous No.33339567 >>33339583
>>33339564
then they arent forcing you
unless they pay for your house
tell em to pound sand ad fuck off
Anonymous No.33339569
>>33339552
Ain't anything out there perfect period.
Anonymous No.33339570
>>33339558
You must love metal gear solid
Anonymous No.33339571 >>33339578
>>33339560
his willingness to broadcast his coital engagement with you to tribe members in the vicinity is proof that he takes a fierce pride in having mated you
conversely, a quiet, furtive joust with frequent glances over his shoulders suggests that he is ashamed of you
Auraless Arnold No.33339572
>>33339534
I mean she's not that emo kek but she likes pink monster, hello kitty, amogus and often wears mom jeans like that
>>33339542
Rude much?
Okay Mr. "2/10 would not bang"
>>33339544
>too late for coffee but he doesnโ€™t have to drink coffee
Yeah that does sound a bit like making excuses desu
Well you could ask while you're walking I guess if you could stop off somewhere
>>33339552
Perfection is unattainable
>>33339558
You like listening to cavemen audios?
Anonymous No.33339573 >>33339595
>>33339564
>family is forcing me to try some even though I live on my own
my opinion has always been that if my mom and sister want me dating they can at the very least wheel the flaming dumpster up to me instead of me having to go look for it. I suggest you adopt the same attitude.
Anonymous No.33339575 >>33339581
>>33339415 (OP)
Why are women so vanilla?
Anonymous No.33339576
>>33339552
Idk itโ€™s kinda cute sometimes though
Anonymous No.33339577 >>33339585
>>33339544
>On what fucking planet
Removes pressure from needing constant eye contact, more casual and comfortable. Silences feel less awkward. You can react to your surroundings together, people, places, animals, art, nature, which sparks organic conversation. Movement reduces anxiety and boosts mood naturally (endorphins). It feels less like an "interview" than sitting across a table at a cafe. If itโ€™s going well, you can extend it. If itโ€™s not, itโ€™s easy to wrap up quickly and politely. It shows how you interact in the real world, how spontaneous, observant, kind, or playful you are. You can observe how they treat others (like passing strangers or dogs), which says a lot. But you don't like the idea because you don't get a fucking free muffin out of it.
Anonymous No.33339578
>>33339571
That's what her sounds are for
Anonymous No.33339581 >>33339592 >>33339600 >>33339657
>>33339540
>Anon, if you believe in god even his love is conditional
I do, but it's that weird biblical love. Like, I love all my children but I'll send you to hell for eternity if you don't live your life how I see fit.

>>33339552
>Why does the perfect man not exist?
He does, but Prince Charming won't settle for you.

>>33339559
>bro really has ballistic pussy game
>"i have earned this tongue time" ahh pussy
Type shit

>>33339562
>What are some of ATOGians fav films?
From Dusk Til Dawn, which is Sinners for white people.
Pink Panther 2, Steve Martin is unmatched in physical comedy.
Forrest Gump is a feel good movie for me.

>>33339575
>Why are women so vanilla?
We are shamed for our sexual desires early on. Once we break those chains, we become freaks.
Anonymous No.33339582 >>33339596
>>33339548
I posit that it does not.
Anonymous No.33339583 >>33339598
>>33339567
They pay my car insurance even though I never asked them to continue paying it but it's moreso they tell the whole family and annoy me about it constantly. I already told them I'm not interested anymore. They didn't believe I really tried when I showed them my tinder profile and history.
Anonymous No.33339584
i don't get why mediterranean beaches get more empty when it's more windy. the heat becomes more tolerable and the waves make the water much more fun.
Anonymous No.33339585 >>33339607
>>33339577
It wasnโ€™t about the free muffin you retard Iโ€™ll buy him the muffin heโ€™s just being a dickhead we could still go for a walk after sitting down or after or anything
Anonymous No.33339586
>>33339558
siri, i have finished wining myself into a fuck-fueled haze of sexual malaise
begin vibration pattern 8 on device 2 and play the 2 hour audio of mic'd up nfl linemen slamming into each other
let the carnage begin
Anonymous No.33339588 >>33339628
>>33339516
>How long should a first date be?
>Is there sex involved?
Why would there be whore?
Anonymous No.33339589 >>33339618
>>33339557
Say I love you. Does that give you permission to sleep around?
Anonymous No.33339590 >>33339603 >>33339604 >>33339605
Convince me to eat food
Anonymous No.33339592 >>33339628
>>33339581
Are you a lesbo? Can't imagine a straight woman liking From Dusk til Dawn
Anonymous No.33339595
>>33339573
That's been my opinion, they basically make a profile then bother me anyways. They did this shit when I job hunted.
Anonymous No.33339596 >>33339634
>>33339582
Not sure I agree in totality. Conceptually it does, and can be exercised in the form of grace.
Auraless Arnold No.33339597
>>33339557
Hypocrites gonna hypocrite
>>33339545
What the hell lol
>>33339562
That is a classic
Here's a cool movie https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTT7zbo_Fv8olwazusz7kbZyDf5Oj6FNz&si=z1hb_fHycYjQvq59
Anonymous No.33339598 >>33339611
>>33339583
so when you dont listen to them they either threaten to stop paying car insurance or they wont. either way its a win win
me saying "bothering me about this so much is going to drive me to fucking suicide" shut my family up quick about my lack of gf
Anonymous No.33339600 >>33339622 >>33339628
>>33339581
What if hell doesn't exist and was a concept taken from Greek philosophers?
Auraless Arnold No.33339603
>>33339590
>tfw almost 4pm here and not eaten
We should both eat
Food is good for you
You'll feel better for it afterwards
Got anything nice in the fridge?
Anonymous No.33339604
>>33339590
nah youll get fat
wait til later
Anonymous No.33339605
>>33339590
You can live off sub 1400 cals. Ive been doing it for years. Just eat stuff that isn't pure sugar and optimize protein and greens.
Anonymous No.33339606
>>33339454
If women get an ick from having to ask to have her pussy ate, do they also get an ick if I ask if she wants her pussy ate?
Anonymous No.33339607 >>33339610 >>33339612 >>33339614 >>33339617
>>33339585
nta but who wants to walk after eating? That's how you get a cramp. 'Course you wouldn't know that if if you don't walk much and are a lazy sack of shit.
Anonymous No.33339608 >>33339628
Girls, would you date a frog?
Anonymous No.33339610
>>33339607
I donโ€™t stuff my face like a fat ass so I donโ€™t get cramps from eating and then going on a slow walk
Anonymous No.33339611
>>33339598
> "bothering me about this so much is going to drive me to fucking suicide"
Tried something similar before and they told basically everyone including the police once that I was suicidal depressive.
Anonymous No.33339612
>>33339607
What the fuck lol
How do you get cramps from walking?
Anonymous No.33339614
>>33339607
american moment
Anonymous No.33339617
>>33339607
How fat are you?
Anonymous No.33339618
>>33339589
No. It should be the opposite since everyone sane and healthy will have such conditions for their love.
Anonymous No.33339620 >>33339623 >>33339630 >>33339632 >>33339635 >>33339638 >>33339641 >>33339650 >>33339655 >>33339659
Male anons have you tried playing wicked whims?
Anonymous No.33339622
>>33339600
>What if hell doesn't exist and was a concept taken from Greek philosophers?
NTA but that's true though, hebrews just had a concept of 'death/the grave/sheol' and when Jesus died He destroyed death as a concept of separation from God. Aristotle and Plato fanboys just latched a lot of Christianity onto their philosophies, including hades.
Anonymous No.33339623
>>33339620
No I'm not degenerate enough for sex mods
Anonymous No.33339624 >>33339629
Dating is sooo cool because you have to know what you want and what you expect and your values but the first dates have to be low expectations but you still have to be alert and itโ€™s awkward because there is no prior established friendship or relationship so you both just pretend that you arenโ€™t scrutinizing each other to the highest degree
Anonymous No.33339625 >>33339627
Where do I meet clingy gf
Anonymous No.33339627 >>33339686
>>33339625
The virgin catposter is probably clingy
Anonymous No.33339628
>>33339588
>Why would there be whore?
Not for myself, but assuming that's what he/you are going for.

>>33339592
>Are you a lesbo?
Bi
>Can't imagine a straight woman liking From Dusk til Dawn
Fun fact: my grandma used to work for Salma Hayek's dad.

>>33339600
>What if hell doesn't exist and was a concept taken from Greek philosophers?
Wouldn't be the first terrible idea from the Greeks that pervaded into modern society.

>>33339608
>Girls, would you date a frog?
Yes, frogs are cute.
Anonymous No.33339629 >>33339648
>>33339624
>there is no prior established friendship or relationship
only if you do dating wrong
Anonymous No.33339630
>>33339620
no, but I saw a request to post pictures of my dick and chose not to because I know what I'm worth. Wow, so hard!
Anonymous No.33339632
>>33339620
I like your cats.
Anonymous No.33339634 >>33339667
>>33339596
Love is conditioned by values, right? Even the most "selfless" love is rooted in values, expectations or needs whether moral, emotional or biological. Parents love their children because of instincts, duty or the belief in family bonds. Romantic partners love is based on shared values, attraction, respect or history. Once those values are deeply violated (eg. abuse, betrayal), that love often dies, proving it was conditioned all along. No mentally healthy person loves without boundaries. If someone continually harms you, neglects you or disrespects you, your love will, and should, adapt or end. Attachment theory even shows that secure love still requires reciprocity and safety. If love continues despite severe harm, thatโ€™s often called trauma bonding, not unconditional love.

Grace is a choice, often made under specific conditions. Personal beliefs, timing, relationship history or moral worldview. The moment grace becomes expected or unreciprocated indefinitely it usually ends. Which shows it was still bound by internal limits. So grace is generous yes, but still bounded by human (or divine) criteria, making it conditional in practice. Most doctrines include moral expectations, repentance or faith as a gateway to receiving or maintaining that love. If it were truly unconditional, no one could be condemned or rejected. Which contradicts many religious texts.

People confuse persistence with unconditionality. What looks like unconditional love may just be fear of being alone, idealism, social conditioning, or my personal favorite, martyrdom. Which is self centeredness in disguise. What people call "unconditional love" is really deeply conditioned love under a wide set of tolerances. Once those tolerances are pushed far enough it breaks.
Anonymous No.33339635
>>33339620
Sounds stupid
Anonymous No.33339638
>>33339620
I played it a little bit, but The Sims 4 isn't my preferred Sims game, so not often.
Anonymous No.33339639 >>33339640 >>33339642
A child just called me sit what the fuck
Anonymous No.33339640 >>33339642
>>33339639
bad dog
Anonymous No.33339641
>>33339620
Have you played it?
Is your sim getting gangbanged by blacks and arabs?
Anonymous No.33339642
>>33339639
Sir*>>33339640
Anonymous No.33339643 >>33339647 >>33339651 >>33339652 >>33339657
Did Hunter gatherers have to trim their nails and toenails? How did they do it?
Anonymous No.33339647
>>33339643
they actually used their hands and feet
Anonymous No.33339648 >>33339654
>>33339629
You donโ€™t you gargle my dick and balls somehow everything I do is wrong even when I do exactly what people tell me to try. Dumb faggot you think you getting lucky means youโ€™re special?
Anonymous No.33339649 >>33339653 >>33339656 >>33339663 >>33339701
How am I meant to start dating? Finished uni not that long ago and never been in a relationship. Basically all my hobbies are male dominated women repellant nerd shit (simracing, gunpla, programming, games, manga, photography). I just don't know what to do. Is online dating my only option?
Anonymous No.33339650
>>33339620
I bet my sim would be unattractive to NPC women.
Anonymous No.33339651
>>33339643
Are you too fat to put your toes in your mouth or something
Anonymous No.33339652
>>33339643
I usually don't use a nail clipper, I just pick at one nail with another on the side until a chink forms and then I peel it off, then I rub the nail on a stone until its smooth
Anonymous No.33339653 >>33339681 >>33339687
>>33339649
Photography is male dominated?
Anonymous No.33339654
>>33339648
Idk what other idiots are telling you but apparently it is not working.
Anonymous No.33339655
>>33339620
Never tried it feels too degen
Auraless Arnold No.33339656
>>33339649
Apps, clubs, pubs, or try some new social hobbies I guess
Anonymous No.33339657 >>33339660
>>33339581
>Like, I love all my children but I'll send you to hell for eternity if you don't live your life how I see fit.

But you don't get sent to hell for being disobedient. God loves you, but won't send you to heaven against your will. An eternity with someone you don't like or want a relationship *is* hell.

>>33339643
Teeth and rudimentary tools. I knew a guy in college who could bite his nails without them looking like a heinous mess, it was actually impressive.
Auraless Arnold No.33339659
>>33339620
Nah, is it any good?
Anonymous No.33339660 >>33339677
>>33339657
So wait, what happens if you don't want to go to heaven?
Anonymous No.33339661 >>33339668
do you think hunter gatherers preferred stewing or roasting their wooly mammoth meat?

Iโ€™m sad Iโ€™ll never know what it tastes like
Anonymous No.33339663 >>33339681 >>33339701
>>33339649
Your best option to date was in university. It's the last place where it's acceptable to talk to girls and hit on them. You fucked up. Get a master's degree and don't fuck up this time.
Anonymous No.33339665
I run D&D tonight.
>tfw no D&D gf
Anonymous No.33339666 >>33339670 >>33339671 >>33339673 >>33339674 >>33339703 >>33339791
Who do you recognize?
Anonymous No.33339667 >>33339691
>>33339634
>Grace is a choice
Indeed. That is why I said it is the choice to be unconditional in those moments. Sure, not perpetuity, and I very much see and agree with your points, gave me a lot to think about. However, conceptually, it can be enacted in isolation of what is around it. Total unconditional love is only divine.
>If it were truly unconditional, no one could be condemned or rejected
Which I disagree with, simply because this suggests to me that unconditional love is being equated to unconditional forgiveness, or unconditional acceptance. I suppose that quibbling about the definition of love is a bit pedantic but, love can be many different things. The parental love, especially from the father, can be quite austere and not feel like love in that moment.
However, to summarize (I am eepy), I agree that humans who espouse โ€œunconditional loveโ€ arenโ€™t actually doing it, but I levy that the concept is essentially just a framing mechanism for all the usual trappings of a healthy relationship, which does necessarily create its existence, even if illogical according to definition. I think those moments of grace are the moments of unconditional love, and that its view as an overarching ideal is more important than its actual execution as the overarching ideal. The small moments matter, and the other moments donโ€™t ruin the small moments, imo.
Anonymous No.33339668
>>33339661
hunter gatherers "don't season they meats" though so it's probably gonna taste kinda shitty either way
Anonymous No.33339670
>>33339666
Thank god Iโ€™m not on this
Anonymous No.33339671
>>33339666
Tyedye because itโ€™s half her
Anonymous No.33339673 >>33339676
>>33339666
I wish women were as intoxicated by looking at men as I am them
Anonymous No.33339674 >>33339675
>>33339666
TD, london
Anonymous No.33339675
>>33339674
London too
Anonymous No.33339676
>>33339673
Women don't love, sorry.
Anonymous No.33339677 >>33339699
>>33339660
You remain in hell/hades/death, because it will be preferable than heaven if you don't like God.
Anonymous No.33339678 >>33339679 >>33339693 >>33339730 >>33339738
Why do people struggle to find intersexual interests?
Anonymous No.33339679
>>33339678
what do you mean?
Anonymous No.33339681 >>33339701
>>33339653
From what ive seen it is but i mainly just do motorsports stuff
>>33339663
Well fuck
Anonymous No.33339685 >>33339689
This girl I know who is broke and a professional shoplifter is getting married.
Anonymous No.33339686 >>33339697
>>33339627
She posted tits :\
Anonymous No.33339687 >>33339702
>>33339653
Women that want to be photographers just take pictures of themselves and friends, but mostly themselves. Men that want to be photographers take pictures of their interest and women. Which do you think actually develops into a professional skillset and passion?
Anonymous No.33339689
>>33339685
Good for her. She finally snatched herself a husband.
Anonymous No.33339690 >>33339695 >>33339696 >>33339815
Women
Do you have any cute pet names for your bf
Anonymous No.33339691
>>33339667
>conceptually, it can be enacted in isolation of what is around it.
I disagree because grace is by definition a response to something undeserved. An offence, flaw, a failure. Without a context (a wrong committed, a person in need, a system of judgment) grace has no meaning or direction. Grace requires a moral or relational backdrop, a perceived violation or shortcoming or a decision to forgo deserved consequence. Without that, it's not grace. Itโ€™s neutrality or indifference.

>>Which I disagree with, simply because this suggests to me that unconditional love is being equated to unconditional forgiveness, or unconditional acceptance.
Unconditional love is not the same as unconditional forgiveness or unconditional acceptance. It means a consistent posture of goodwill or care, even when boundaries, justice or consequences are upheld. You can love someone unconditionally yet not forgive them (because accountability matters), not accept their behavior (because it causes harm), still walk away (because love doesn't cancel self respect). Love can persist in intention even when action must change.
Anonymous No.33339692 >>33339710
Dating makes me hate myself. No matter what I do or how I change myself I ultimately suck as a human being and am annoying as fuck.
Anonymous No.33339693 >>33339704 >>33339717 >>33339736 >>33339738
>>33339678
Men think female-dominated hobbies are gay and want women out of male-dominated hobbies
Anonymous No.33339695
>>33339690
I'll sometimes call him by his online username if that counts.
Anonymous No.33339696 >>33339706
>>33339690
Pencil dick
Anonymous No.33339697
>>33339686
i thought she's posting cats, not birds
Anonymous No.33339698
https://youtu.be/tfGjf7jSFc8?si=f-c0JQZHyF90gDpR
This is perfect
Anonymous No.33339699 >>33339723
>>33339677
Now THAT seems really uncaring.
Anonymous No.33339701 >>33339740
>>33339649
Find larger friend groups and into hobbies that are open to people of the opposite sex. If you're religious, check out different churches, bible studies, etc.

>>33339663
>>33339681
I have a friend who moved here post-graduation and what he did to make friends was get a membership at the university gym and just talk to people there, befriend them, and host lots of parties at his house.
Anonymous No.33339702 >>33339707
>>33339687
nta I take pictures of landscapes and animals because I dislike people.
Anonymous No.33339703
>>33339666
put that new cat poster on here
Anonymous No.33339704 >>33339719
>>33339693
We aren't wrong
Anonymous No.33339706
>>33339696
Dumb bitch.
Anonymous No.33339707 >>33339709
>>33339702
Wow that's so cool femanon. Let's meet up and have sex.
Anonymous No.33339708 >>33339712 >>33339737 >>33339744
Femanons, what's with the near insistent need for travel? Is it spawned by romcoms or romantasy books? "Influencers"? And what the fuck do you actually do when you get there?
Because I see this as a huge turnoff, frankly. Every time I see women posting about travel, it's either bitching about the airport or just standing/sitting/laying down somewhere that they think is impressive, which is a spectacular waste of time and money in my book, and I can't help but feel like they think they can do this because some guy will come along and foot the bill later on. I don't mind going to a spot for a specific purpose like participating in a competition or visiting family, but do you really need to be taking leisure trips to Seattle, Florida, Cancun, or Peru every year?
Anonymous No.33339709 >>33339720
>>33339707
OK! :I
Anonymous No.33339710
>>33339692
Yea me too
Anonymous No.33339712 >>33339819
>>33339708
traveling is awesome wtf you on about
Anonymous No.33339713 >>33339715 >>33339716 >>33339718 >>33339726 >>33339803
Is it okay to ask a guy to be genuine friends after a few dates?
Anonymous No.33339714 >>33339721 >>33339803 >>33339809
>both girls im talking to are way above my league
how do I gently bow out?
Anonymous No.33339715
>>33339713
I don't think you date with the expectation of friendship.
Anonymous No.33339716
>>33339713
just break up with him pussy
Anonymous No.33339717
>>33339693
It's not that they're gay, I just have no interest in like crocheting
And women just ruin my interests
Anonymous No.33339718
>>33339713
you can, dont get mad if he doesnt accept it and decides to cut ties
Anonymous No.33339719 >>33339923
>>33339704
You might be right but the result of upholding those boundaries is closing the remaining routes for couples to meet in real life.
"Be introduced through friends" is a similar one seeing as men no longer want female friends either. They just want a gf to fall out of the sky.
Anonymous No.33339720 >>33339728
>>33339709
I had a girl get mad at me once because she opened up a vulnerability and then immediately after I asked her for a picture of her in a choker.
Anonymous No.33339721
>>33339714
Ask for a threesome.
Anonymous No.33339723 >>33339741 >>33339749
>>33339699
If some guy was really obsessed with you and professed his love for you, would you rather he leave you alone after you rejected him, or he kidnap you and force you to be his wife, trapped in a larp marriage in his house forever?

Which of those two options is more loving?
Anonymous No.33339726
>>33339713
What other anons said. I wouldn't really be down for friendship desu. Basically you're just saying you don't like me so why would I want to be friends with you.
Anonymous No.33339728 >>33339745
>>33339720
What was the vulnerability? Insecurity at always being seen as a sex object?
Anonymous No.33339730 >>33339758
>>33339678
Take the rock climbing pill
Anonymous No.33339731
>>33339507
My brain says no but my dick and heart say yes
Anonymous No.33339732 >>33339747 >>33339772 >>33339774 >>33339775 >>33339786 >>33339793 >>33339794 >>33339799 >>33339808 >>33339815 >>33340004 >>33340165 >>33340213
You found a genie's lamp.

State Gender and your three wishes.
Anonymous No.33339736
>>33339693
I mean, if they're not boring, they are gay. I don't care about the opinions of others on books, ceramics might be kinda cool but usually frequented by the art freaks, knitting is a snooze, walking is boring, and theater is most definitely gay.
Anonymous No.33339737 >>33339839
>>33339708
Who goes to Seattle on vacation?
Anonymous No.33339738 >>33339762
>>33339678
What >>33339693
Moids hate any hobby they deem "feminine" and don't want women to share their hobbies, and then they wonder why they struggle to get a girlfriend or connect with women.
Anonymous No.33339740 >>33339816
>>33339701
>Find larger friend groups and into hobbies that are open to people of the opposite sex.
But like what? I feel like 99% of hobbies are very split between genders. The only thing i can think of which is more mixed and ive been wanting to try, but theres no gym near me, is climbing and bouldering
Anonymous No.33339741 >>33339850
>>33339723
You're assuming that a god would be in constant contact with you personally in heaven. I would assume god has more important stuff to do. Wouldn't the dead loved ones and pets and stuff like that be pretty cushy?
Anonymous No.33339743 >>33339771
>>33339454
No. I don't want oral. I'd be okay with giving to my bf(dont have one), if he wants it and tells me how to do it well.
Anonymous No.33339744
>>33339708
Travelling is a status symbol for them, even though they all stay at the same hotels and just look at churches in a different country.
King Andrew Tate on travelling:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xxF57hK4En8
Anonymous No.33339745
>>33339728
She mentioned feeling depressed and sad and how she was like maybe genetically sad and was extremely frustrated about being sad.
Anonymous No.33339746 >>33339757 >>33339761 >>33339767 >>33339780
If Epstein killed himself and there's no Epstein Client List and no child rapes, why is Ghislaine Maxwell in prison?
Anonymous No.33339747 >>33339753
>>33339732
M
make periods happen weekly not just monthly
make women's leg hair grow 3 times as fast
make the hymen heal itself post sex
Anonymous No.33339749 >>33339850
>>33339723
I would rather he not burn me for all eternity because I said I don't like him. That's god as Nice Guy.
Anonymous No.33339750 >>33339755
>>33339471
Same. We have to lookmax, bodymax, healthymax before we get one.
Anonymous No.33339753 >>33339759
>>33339747
NTA
Bro just post a normal incel post about how much you hate women, why be this cruel?
Anonymous No.33339755 >>33339957
>>33339750
I did everything and still nobody wants me
Anonymous No.33339756 >>33339763
>>33339512
Probably cause you're not skinny enough for him
Anonymous No.33339757
>>33339746
>and no child rapes
No one said this.
Anonymous No.33339758 >>33339777
>>33339730
is rock climbing mixed or something?
Anonymous No.33339759
>>33339753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiTzCknl4P4
Anonymous No.33339761
>>33339746
>no Epstein Client List
Its insane he's done it for the love of the game
Anonymous No.33339762 >>33339770
>>33339738
You should stop ruining everything you touch
Anonymous No.33339763
>>33339756
Iโ€™m underweight
Anonymous No.33339766
>>33339562
Korean movies some anime movies, Lord of The Rings Trilogy,
Anonymous No.33339767 >>33339788
>>33339746
Maxwell is in prison because crimes happened, even if the full network hasnโ€™t been exposed. The absence of public client accountability doesnโ€™t erase the convictions, it highlights a systemic failure to pursue the rest.
Anonymous No.33339770 >>33339778
>>33339762
>Women are terrible and ruin everything!
>...Why don't women like me man?
Anonymous No.33339771
>>33339743
Why don't you want to be eaten out?
Anonymous No.33339772
>>33339732
M
>the shortest man in the world grows until he's 6 feet tall while all other men grow by the same amount
>calling concrete "cement" causes anaphylaxis
>Windows Update ceases to exist
Anonymous No.33339774
>>33339732
More wishes
Money and the genies freedom
Anonymous No.33339775 >>33339779 >>33339782 >>33339805 >>33340563
>>33339732
F
>tes6 will release before 2030
>tes6 will be better than shitrim
>halve the mass of XY humans (this would solve war, crime and hunger)
Anonymous No.33339777
>>33339758
Both men and women can have a fun time and accomplish similar things. And itโ€™s athletic so everyone is fit and hot
Anonymous No.33339778 >>33339783
>>33339770
So I'm just supposed to eat this shit sandwich you gave me? No thanks
Anonymous No.33339779 >>33339795
>>33339775
>halve the mass of XY humans
Even the babies?
Anonymous No.33339780
>>33339746
He was murdered.
Anonymous No.33339782 >>33339795
>>33339775
>>halve the mass of XY humans (this would solve war, crime and hunger)
For how long though?
Anonymous No.33339783 >>33339858
>>33339778
You don't get to bitch about being lonely and not having a girlfriend when you shit on and demonize women at every chance you get, including women who share your hobbies.
Anonymous No.33339784
The justice system when a bunch of kids get raped: oops we donโ€™t know
The justice system when someone steals olive oil: we have your name your address your mothers address your prints your gait your shoe size and your blood type
Anonymous No.33339786
>>33339732
M
Enough money to pay my momโ€™s debts, send my siblings to school, afford my dream car.
Time travel back to 2014-15 and kill Zoe Quinn before gamergate ever happens
Give >her happiness
Anonymous No.33339788 >>33339792
>>33339767
>guilty until proven innocent
Thats not how our judicial system is supposed to work
Auraless Arnold No.33339791
>>33339666
London, footfacey, bimbo-chan, tye dye
Anonymous No.33339792
>>33339788
I agree with you on that one.
Anonymous No.33339793
>>33339732
F
-Give me all the money I need for the rest of my life
-Cure my autism and make me a genius who no longer procrastinates
-Change the world so that COVID mandates never happened
Anonymous No.33339794
>>33339732
F
>Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
>Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.
>Be not a cancer on the Earth - Leave room for nature

for these three to come true
Anonymous No.33339795 >>33339800 >>33339830
>>33339779
Yes, birth rates would shoot up as well

>>33339782
Until the mech suit era
Anonymous No.33339796
I think Iโ€™ve never had a boyfriend because I cut my own hair and thatโ€™s bad luck
Anonymous No.33339799
>>33339732
M

1. Every atogan gets a gf/bf who's good for them (has to be of the opposite sex though, #sorrynotsorry gaytogans)
2. Golden Sun replaces Xenoblade as Nintendo's main JRPG
3. SteamOS becomes the mainstream OS, everyone quits Windows after 11 is forced onto us all
Anonymous No.33339800 >>33339812
>>33339795
Why have mech suits if not for war?
Auraless Arnold No.33339803 >>33339810
>>33339714
>way above my league
Who cares about that, leagues are a meme
>>33339713
Sure, just don't expect him to say yes immediately if he was catching feelings
Anonymous No.33339805 >>33339815
>>33339775
>halve the mass of XY humans (this would solve war, crime and hunger)

What if Thanos... was a girl?
Anonymous No.33339807
Oh I love it and I hate it at the same time
Auraless Arnold No.33339808
>>33339732
Anonymous No.33339809
>>33339714
Don't stop you idiot, when life offers you a win, you fucking take it.
Anonymous No.33339810 >>33340209
>>33339803
>Who cares about that
women do, because they do eventually start to resent you
Anonymous No.33339812
>>33339800
Because they're dope.
Anonymous No.33339815 >>33340209
>>33339690
>Do you have any cute pet names for your bf
Does this apply for gfs too?

>>33339732
>State Gender and your three wishes.
F
-a beer
-another beer
-a third beer

>>33339805
>What if Thanos... was a girl?
Thor and Hulk would have taken her to pound town
Anonymous No.33339816 >>33339842
>>33339740
>is climbing and bouldering

idk where you were going with your post, but you might as well check out the climbing gym if there is one. But the thing is you still have to be a socially active person and willing to go talk to strangers.
Anonymous No.33339819 >>33339834 >>33339838
>>33339712
I just explained that it's a spectacular waste of time and money. If you've been to one beach/desert/mountain, you've been to them all. And why would I drop several hundred dollars to see a concert halfway acorss the country when I can get their best work from the comfort of my bedroom computer or just see local bands? I could not give less of a fuck about the cliffs of scotland or machu pichu because it has zero bearing or importance in my life.
So what makes it so great to you? What is the difference between laying on a beach on the east coast vs west coast? What is the draw of the grand canyon? I can understand the allure of international travel, but once you realize it's simply a different culture, the desire to blow thousands of dollars to simply be a tourist gets a little absurd. I've been to Germany and it's cool, but I went there because I have family there. I'm headed to Slovakia soon, but that's for a folk festival and people in the group have family there. I think Greece and Japan seem interesting, but I'm busy saving for a future family and my life wouldn't be terribly impacted if I never visited.
Anonymous No.33339820 >>33339823 >>33339826 >>33339827 >>33340209
I am really in a pickle here
Anonymous No.33339823
>>33339820
better than being in a cucumber
Anonymous No.33339825 >>33339841 >>33339844 >>33340050
My friends keep calling me a secretive liar because I didnโ€™t tell them I was dating someone, and itโ€™s just making me want to tell them less
Anonymous No.33339826
>>33339820
Anonymous No.33339827
>>33339820
Better than being pissed on
Anonymous No.33339830
>>33339795
If girls are born twice the size of boys wouldn't it incentivize women to have boys?
Anonymous No.33339834 >>33339921
>>33339819
>If you've been to one beach/desert/mountain, you've been to them all
not a girl

That's false. Tell me how Zion National Park is the same as going to White Sands National Park just because "they're both deserts"
Anonymous No.33339838 >>33339921
>>33339819
you are boring
Anonymous No.33339839
>>33339737
Potheads, "muh state park"ers and people also visiting vancouver and portland
Anonymous No.33339841 >>33339851
>>33339825
You are a liar. Pathological liar. It's your life. Next time just tell them, you dont have to tell them details, just that you're in a relationship
Anonymous No.33339842
>>33339816
Sorry i type like a retard sometimes. I meant I've been wanting to try climbing and bouldering but there's no gyms near me. And i know i gotta be social im trying to work on that but it's tough because i got really bad anxiety.
Anonymous No.33339843 >>33339845 >>33339853 >>33340215
Sexual status resembles employment status. If you're a jobless loser and try to find a job nobody wants your ass.

But if you already have a job and go on exploratory interviews and make it clear that you love your job and would only consider being lured away for a 10% raise because you feel you could handle more important responsibilities, everyone wants to hire you.

Same thing with women. If you arenโ€™t getting any, you give off defeated loser vibes and women look at you and assume the reason you have no woman is because you arenโ€™t good enough for one.

GL GETTING OUT OF THIS LOOP BY LIFTING WEIGHTS AND DOING RANDOM SHIT
Anonymous No.33339844 >>33339848 >>33339851
>>33339825
Why is it that everyone here who has friends that are all worthless pieces of shit. Literally every fucking one.
>my friends take pictures of me and call me ugly
>my friends steal my stuff and lie about it
>my friends make fun of me for not having a gf and prank me by paying a girl to ask me out as a joke
Where the FUCK do you find these people
Anonymous No.33339845
>>33339843
Itโ€™s not that serious, dumb demoralizer.
Anonymous No.33339848
>>33339844
>everyone here who has friends that are all worthless pieces of shit.
The same socially awkward demographic that ends up here usually ends up with "friends" who treat them poorly because they put up with it to not be alone.
Anonymous No.33339850
>>33339741
Heaven is by the very definition existing in the eternal presence of God though, and how would an omnipresent deity be unable to split his attention?

>>33339749
Hell as some eternal torture chamber ruled by satan with ironic punishments is a fanfiction proliferated by Dante Alighieri
Anonymous No.33339851 >>33339880
>>33339841
Iโ€™m not pathological they just had made fun of people in my situation before and I didnโ€™t want to talk to them about it
>>33339844
Donโ€™t they have a right to be mad? Itโ€™s important to my life and they probably felt snubbed but I also wish they took the hint that I didnโ€™t want to walk about it
Anonymous No.33339853 >>33339868
>>33339843
If you are stuck in nobody wants to hire your ass hell because obviously nobody else wants to hire you either, then your best bet is to humble yourself and start at the bottom, get relevant certs and degrees to boost your hiring value, or you get fucking good at networking and using your social standing to get referrals, but for that you need to be someone thats valuable to your social circle first. Same is true for dating too.
Anonymous No.33339854 >>33339859 >>33339862 >>33339863 >>33339875
My girlfriend always wants to have sex. But whenever we do after a few minutes she starts shaking uncontrollably and passes out.

I donโ€™t get if somethings wrong with her or something. But what should I do?
Anonymous No.33339856 >>33339860 >>33339865 >>33339891 >>33340052
girls, I was at a meeting, and this one girl was resting her tits on the table, just like picrel. There was me and another dude near her. She had a ring on her ring finger...What is going on here? She's 20 btw
Anonymous No.33339858 >>33339861
>>33339783
Why can't women just be better?
Anonymous No.33339859
>>33339854
Bro, how big is your dick? What the fuck are you doing?
Anonymous No.33339860 >>33339869
>>33339856
Are you retarded? You want her to hoover behind the table to not press her boobs into the edge? Boobs are heavy to carry. Not everything is about you and your degenerate coomer mind. Holy shit.
Anonymous No.33339861 >>33339903
>>33339858
Have you considered that maybe, just maybe, your idea of women is wrong?
Anonymous No.33339862
>>33339854
you can't choke her THAT hard!
Anonymous No.33339863
>>33339854
Thats called an orgasm you moron.
Anonymous No.33339865 >>33339891
>>33339856
>I was at a meeting and I saw a man resting his slutty covered forearms on the table AND he was wearing a wedding ring?? What's going on here
Anonymous No.33339868 >>33339873 >>33339876 >>33339884 >>33340215
>>33339853
NTA but my friend has a PhD and went from a post-doc at a prestigious hospital to substitute teaching because there are literally no jobs available. Meanwhile some guy he knew in high school got hired with his HS diploma as a janitor at a national lab and is now an engineer without any formal education.

Is college a scam?
Anonymous No.33339869 >>33339879 >>33340052
>>33339860
stfu you dumb bitch, there were other girls with big tits there, and they didn't put them on a table.
>oh no guys I'm sorry, my cock is too big and heavy and it's rubbing against my legs, I'll just put in on the table and rest while we have diner teehee
Anonymous No.33339873
>>33339868
Yes
Anonymous No.33339875
>>33339854
Does she say anything before passing out?
Is she moaning when she starts shaking?
Is she having orgasms so strong she's passing out?
Have you asked her about it when she comes to?
Anonymous No.33339876 >>33339890
>>33339868
Credentials are one thing, networking and soft skills another. I bet if you knew all the details of how these things went down, you would understand why it happened that way. Also, no rule without exception, but betting on being the exception is a dumb idea.
Anonymous No.33339877 >>33339881 >>33339889 >>33339893 >>33339901 >>33339905 >>33339909 >>33340226 >>33340229
As we're talking about hobbies please reply with your gender and your top hobbies
Anonymous No.33339879
>>33339869
Yeah, girls tits are on different heights.
Anonymous No.33339880 >>33339888
>>33339851
Well dont be friends with those type of people. They dont have a right to be mad.
Anonymous No.33339881
>>33339877
F
-Weeb shit
-Creative writing
-Music
-Movies
Anonymous No.33339884
>>33339868
I had a professor who specifically warned students not to pursue a PhD until they already had some work experience. PhDs can actually reduce your viability as a candidate.
Anonymous No.33339888 >>33339908 >>33339910
>>33339880
Arent I just a bad person?
Anonymous No.33339889
>>33339877
M
Manga
Gunpla
Sim racing
Anonymous No.33339890 >>33339892
>>33339876
Oh, I should've mentioned that I'm aware that these guys get hired straight out of high school because they've known a guy at their church who's known their whole family since they were 5, if not before they were even born.

It's 100% connections.
Anonymous No.33339891
>>33339856
>>33339865
https://youtu.be/ey0pozA71sE
Anonymous No.33339892
>>33339890
Duh, ideally you have connections and credentials.
Anonymous No.33339893
>>33339877
M

woodworking
writing
gardening
Anonymous No.33339898 >>33339907 >>33339973 >>33339976
if our relationship isnt like this, I dont want it
Anonymous No.33339901
>>33339877
M
Reading with an aspiration to write fiction in the future
Vidya
Weightlifting
Anonymous No.33339903 >>33339906
>>33339861
Have you considered women aren't perfect and can be at fault for thehir behavior?
Anonymous No.33339905
>>33339877
M
All of mine can practically be reduced to "buying shit then needing to buy more shit so I can properly use the first shit"
Anonymous No.33339906 >>33339920
>>33339903
Have you considered women aren't the devil and your issues with them are strawmen that you've built in your head?
Anonymous No.33339907
>>33339898
CB ahh relationship
Anonymous No.33339908
>>33339888
I dont know you really well.
Anonymous No.33339909 >>33340220
>>33339877
Women are my hobby
Anonymous No.33339910 >>33339912
>>33339888
>explicity say you're not in the wrong, your friends are
>,am I a bad person?
You retarded or something
Anonymous No.33339912 >>33339926
>>33339910
They didnโ€™t do anything wrong I guess, Iโ€™m the one who got reprimanded for something I did
Anonymous No.33339915
Hello, my plump rumps whom I want to hump
Anonymous No.33339920 >>33339924
>>33339906
I didn't say they were evil
I just said they suck
Anonymous No.33339921 >>33339943 >>33339967
>>33339834
What has been the effect of either of them on you? Are you wiser for it? More responsible? Has it taught you something?
>>33339838
I'd argue quite the contrary. See, I think that people are far greater than things. They have a much more profound impact on your life than sitting on a boat in the everglades or staring at some giant boulder slightly off the coast. Architecture is slightly more interesting than natural landmarks because they were made with skill, rather than formed through chance. But again, not entirely life changing. When I last visited Germany, I went on a roadtrip and took over 1000 photos everywhere from Hamburg to Garmisch, but it was incredibly boring except for the times I met up with family and when I met with friends, because I was just a person, a tourist, a stranger.
As for myself, I am an eagle scout, a bowler, a bicyclist, a weightlifter, a dancer, a reader, an engineer, a thinker and a doer. Inactivity makes me restless. I've been places, and I've learned that it's not the places that make you special. Living in Paris doesn't automatically make you interesting. Going to Italy simply for the food and views makes you a kulturbanause, not some worldly traveler.
Anonymous No.33339923 >>33339924 >>33339929 >>33339930 >>33339942 >>33339970 >>33340233
>>33339719
Did men ever want female friends?
Anonymous No.33339924 >>33339944 >>33339971
>>33339920
Have you considered that you might be a homosexual anon? You might be happier and less bitter if you came out the closet.
>>33339923
NTA
Frankly, I'm convinced that most men struggle to see women as human.
Anonymous No.33339926 >>33339935
>>33339912
The fact that they "reprimanded" you is wrong
You aren't obligated to tell them every little thing, especially if they make you feel bad when you do, intentionally or not.
Anonymous No.33339929
>>33339923
I have lots of female friends, they make better friends than women make gfs
Anonymous No.33339930
>>33339923
Nta
I do
Friends, period, would be nice kek but I feel like some female influence in my life would be good
Anonymous No.33339935
>>33339926
I want to be more open but Iโ€™m just not I never have been and we never were at that kind of level where we talk about romance and stuff like that. I like them I do as friends but sometimes they make me feel like an insane person
Anonymous No.33339936 >>33340124
>>33339426
>Reminder that women are more willing to date downwards then men are.
Retard
That is not what the statistic says
>Male and female messaging distribution add up to 100%
>Does not state the number of messages sent. Could be 1000000 messages by men and 100 by women total
>Means, hardly any woman sends a message and of those 0.01% who send a message, they prefer the "below average" guy
>Doesn't mention the 99.9% who never send a message but let men take the first step
>Your little statistic actually proves exactly the opposite of what you actually think
Anonymous No.33339941 >>33340233
Iโ€™m lucky even one person on this bitch planet likes me everyone else wants to see me die no matter how nice I am
Anonymous No.33339942
>>33339923
Without exception every female friend I've ever had in my own age group has refused to respect boundaries and tried to overdraw on favors. I was not romantically interested in these women, but they seemed to believe I was and tried to get me to do things like buy them stuff or pick them up from clubs at 2AM and the like, then seemed genuinely offended when I didn't do so. My only platonic friends tend to be much older women, usually from work or church.
Anonymous No.33339943 >>33340002
>>33339921
Anonymous No.33339944 >>33339947
>>33339924
I can not like women in my hobbies but still like feminity
Anonymous No.33339945 >>33339949 >>33339964 >>33339992 >>33340007 >>33340011 >>33340240 >>33340250 >>33340257 >>33340599
Men, would you eat out a WNBA player after she just played a game?
Anonymous No.33339946
Women be like
>I want a male friend to genuinely care about me and my interests and be my friend
Also
>No I wont suck your dick or let you fuck me

I hate women.
Anonymous No.33339947 >>33339961
>>33339944
That's nice and all, but you also hate feminine hobbies, so...
Anonymous No.33339948 >>33339952
I have a freaking boner har har har
Anonymous No.33339949
>>33339945
I used to work security at WNBA games and I am fully convinced that at least half of those players are men
Anonymous No.33339952 >>33339984
>>33339948
ew
Anonymous No.33339955
Women be like
>I want a male son to genuinely care about him and his interests and be his friend
Also
>No I wont suck his dick or let him fuck me

I hate women.
Anonymous No.33339956 >>33339960 >>33339962 >>33340240
What is wrong with people who peaked in high school
Anonymous No.33339957
>>33339755
*ducks every guy who talks to her*
Anonymous No.33339959 >>33339965
Eating zucchini and canโ€™t stop thinking about the grown man who didnโ€™t know what it was
Anonymous No.33339960
>>33339956
They had it good, now they don't.
Anonymous No.33339961 >>33339968
>>33339947
nta but I have feminine hobbies and I still prefer to do them alone, it's just really rare to have a woman be on your wavelength if you're doing stuff in the same way a guy is, not to mention women always assume you're doing a feminine hobby "wrong" and try to correct you, as if I didn't make the scented candles and soap smell like leather and cigarettes on purpose, as if I didn't rip up the flowers and plant eggplants deliberately.
Anonymous No.33339962
>>33339956
If you didn't develop right, it usually becomes more pronounced once you are old enough to have to really try in the world
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33339964
>>33339945
If she's more coltish than amazonian, hell yeah.
Anonymous No.33339965 >>33339969 >>33340031 >>33340038
>>33339959
I know a guy who stopped eating pickles after learning they were cucumbers, because he doesn't like cucumbers.
Anonymous No.33339966
>>33339507
guaranteed high-maintenance despite being low quality (Latin, sub-95IQ)
wouldn't date me even if I found her attractive
Anonymous No.33339967 >>33340138
>>33339921
>What has been the effect of either of them on you?
I grew closer to the friends I went with, or got back in touch with people I hadn't seen in years. I grow a greater appreciation for God's Creation, as well as the things that man has built. I saw and learned history, especially at White Sands and going to the Trinity Site. I've developed organizational skills from planning trips. If you don't understand the reason people travel to Europe to see churches, art museums, and the like you should probably consider yourself filtered. You can see photographs of the Grand Canyon, but you won't "get it" until you've actually been there, seen it and hiked along or up and down it.
>When I last visited Germany, I went on a roadtrip and took over 1000 photos everywhere from Hamburg to Garmisch, but it was incredibly boring except for the times I met up with family and when I met with friends, because I was just a person, a tourist, a stranger.
Sounds like you're just a shitty trip planner.
>As for myself, I am an eagle scout, a bowler, a bicyclist, a weightlifter, a dancer, a reader, an engineer, a thinker and a doer
And? I do all of those, save scouting.
>I've been places, and I've learned that it's not the places that make you special.
Woah why are we moving the goalposts from 'traveling' to 'living' ?
Anonymous No.33339968 >>33339988 >>33340005
>>33339961
Okay, I just hope you're not also the type to cry about not having a girlfriend then, since you seem to be actively against seeing women as relatable or likable in any way whatsoever.
Anonymous No.33339969 >>33340045
>>33339965
these the kind of men that expect us to be turned on by them
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33339970 >>33339972
>>33339923
>Did men ever want female friends?
I always adored having female friends. But I think I am an exception.
Anonymous No.33339971 >>33339974
>>33339924
Women don't see men as human so we're even
Anonymous No.33339972 >>33340092
>>33339970
ofc you are, special boy
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33339973
>>33339898
Hot but not in anger. I don't enjoy angry violence.
Anonymous No.33339974 >>33339994
>>33339971
lol, lmao even.
Anonymous No.33339975 >>33339981 >>33339991
Does caramel have corn syrup in it
Anonymous No.33339976 >>33339996
>>33339898
If a man ever, and I mean EVER, put his hands on me, I'd kill him. I might do a couple years for manslaughter but at least I'll actually be alive, unlike him.
Anonymous No.33339981
>>33339975
If you're American, everything has corn syrup in it.
Anonymous No.33339983 >>33339985 >>33339987 >>33339990
Femanons, I stopped seeing the girl I had been dating for a couple weeks because she canceled our date we were on to have us go to a DJ set for her friend who admitted he wanted to have sex with her before I met her.
She proceeded to ask me to act like friends and then ignored me the whole night while she touched his arms, had his arm around her waist and gave him a neck rub when he asked.
She then tried to gaslight me by saying she doesn't remember that happening and and saying she apologizes for it coming off that way.
Why do women think this is acceptable behavior?
Anonymous No.33339984
>>33339952
Itโ€™s gone
Anonymous No.33339985 >>33340012
>>33339983
cuck fetish creative writing
Anonymous No.33339986 >>33339993 >>33340000 >>33340001 >>33340002
Anonymous No.33339987 >>33340019
>>33339983
idk, why do you date dumb whore?
Anonymous No.33339988 >>33339998
>>33339968
You're really showcasing why men don't want women in our hobbies
You're basically only tolerable when you're sucking our dick
Anonymous No.33339990
>>33339983
Why are all men pedophiles?
Anonymous No.33339991 >>33340025
>>33339975
It's typically made with pure sugar, but it can be made with corn syrup. Caramel is also useful for pouring on unsuspecting men that abuse you. It will disfigure someone and it takes a lot longer to cool off than boiling water.
Anonymous No.33339992 >>33340007
>>33339945
Shed have to be my gf first
Anonymous No.33339993
>>33339986
Coliseum, you angry little dude
Anonymous No.33339994
>>33339974
Yes?
Anonymous No.33339996 >>33340008 >>33340037
>>33339976
I'm a 6'3 MMA killing machine, own 42 semi automatic guns and carry
Now what?
Anonymous No.33339998
>>33339988
>Pointing out that you can't get a girlfriend if you shit on women sharing hobbies with you is proof that women ruin everything
Okay, enjoy loneliness then.
Anonymous No.33340000 >>33340030 >>33340147
>>33339986
Experiencing things firsthand is very different than reading about them. Try telling all the incels that they don't need sex because they can just read about it.
Anonymous No.33340001
>>33339986
I travel because I like the experiences I can only have in other countries. Even a multicultural megahub like London is actually fucking nothing like, say, Shaxi Ancient Town, or Granada, or even another multicultural megahub like Hong Kong. People who think like the far right guy were either travelling for extremely different reasons than me or else they haven't ever travelled.
Anonymous No.33340002
>>33339986
The Virgin WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

>>33339943
The Chad brevity BOTTOM TEXT
Anonymous No.33340004 >>33340013 >>33340016 >>33340042
>>33339732
>for the genes responsible for female irrationality and histrionics to be erased from the human genome
>for the genes responsible for male pattern baldness to be erased from the human genome
>for everyone descended from the biblical Jacob to effective-immediately disappear from existence
Anonymous No.33340005 >>33340010
>>33339968
Oh I have a girlfriend lol, I just don't let her in my garden ever.
Anonymous No.33340007
>>33339945
this >>33339992 but if so yes
Anonymous No.33340008 >>33340028
>>33339996
>Now what?
I also have guns, but if you're my hypothetical partner in this situation, I would maim you in your sleep. You ever had boiling oil poured over your face?
Anonymous No.33340010 >>33340053
>>33340005
I feel bad for your girlfriend. Hopefully she dumps your ass soon. Imagine being in a relationship with someone who actively looks down on your sex.
Anonymous No.33340011
>>33339945
If she's more amazonian than coltish, hell yeah.
Anonymous No.33340012 >>33340018
>>33339985
I'd agree with you but this shit actually happened to me, I left here there and broke up over text.
Anonymous No.33340013
>>33340004
> everyone descended from the biblical Jacob to effective-immediately disappear from existence
Why do you hate white people? Sorry that your mystery meat ass doesnโ€™t have blue eyes
Anonymous No.33340015 >>33340017
Alright I think I'll wait another week or two to consult the doctor for my horrendous diarrhea, it's weird and pure green now, but it's also helping me lose weight like crazy, I'm gonna let it stick around a while longer, I doubt chronic giardia, e coli, salmonella, or whatever it is infesting my guts is gonna get any better or worse in that time.
Also fuck niggers.
Anonymous No.33340016
>>33340004
>picking Jacob instead of Abraham
Ishmaelite detected
Anonymous No.33340017 >>33340026
>>33340015
You're not losing weight, you're dehydrated you stupid fuck.
Anonymous No.33340018
>>33340012
If it's real then firstly that's arse but secondly your question was a non-question
Anonymous No.33340019 >>33340024
>>33339987
She lied and said she was very loyal, and she was very jealous of my lesbian friends spending time with me.
Anonymous No.33340024
>>33340019
>and she was very jealous of my lesbian friends spending time with me.
This divorced of anything else should have been enough to stop you dating her. Seems like a massive point of ruction which would simply build over time
Anonymous No.33340025
>>33339991
Thank you for the tip
Anonymous No.33340026
>>33340017
I drink an ungodly amount of fluids and I'm staying alive, I doubt that's from pure dehydration.
Anonymous No.33340028
>>33340008
I'd just fuck you and leave
Anonymous No.33340029 >>33340034
Iโ€™m a nice girl you donโ€™t have to be mean to me donโ€™t treat me rough treat me really niceys
Anonymous No.33340030
>>33340000
checked
Anonymous No.33340031
>>33339965
Never understood that flavor of autism
I can separate the process from the result
When i was a kid i saw that they made mcnuggets from "pink toothpaste" I didn't give a fuck. I don't care if it's made of pus and excrement if it tastes good it's good
Anonymous No.33340034
>>33340029
>Iโ€™m a girl
Doubt.jpg
Anonymous No.33340037 >>33340040
>>33339996
>semi-automatic
Pussy ass bitch
Anonymous No.33340038 >>33340044 >>33340056
>>33339965
For me it's the autists who hate mayo because it makes them think of cum

They don't even look remotely similar
Anonymous No.33340040 >>33340048
>>33340037
most closed-bolt designs are trivially easy to convert to full auto.
Anonymous No.33340041 >>33340068
At what point is it not weird to ask a girl to go on a date? I'm vibing really well with this one girl, but it's a bit complicated. She lives in an adjacent state, but my attempts to wheedle her into revealing her specific location without being creepy haven't been successful.
It's only been two days, but she's really sweet and just my type, so I really don't want to screw this up by going too fast or too slow. If there are a lot of miles between us, there's a chance that I could scare her off unless she's really invested in me.
Anonymous No.33340042 >>33340051
>>33340004
Female irrationality and historonics is learned not natural a la tabula rasa
Anonymous No.33340044
>>33340038
Mayonnaise is too greasy and has little to no taste. It's food lube. And if cum/man-aise had either the taste or the consistency of mayonnaise, I would never ingest it.
Anonymous No.33340045
>>33339969
"moist"
Anonymous No.33340048 >>33340077
>>33340040
I think you're confusing open bolt with closed bolt, noguns
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340050 >>33340061 >>33340125
>>33339825
>My friends keep calling me a secretive liar because I didnโ€™t tell them I was dating someone
I'm going to assume that this isn't just playful rubbing on their part.

It depends on how long you kept it to yourself but you were probably a little secretive with your private business. That's fine.
Calling you a liar is only valid if you actually lied. A lie of omission only applies if there is an obligation to divulge the information. They might *feel* they have a right to know. It is an important aspect of their friend's life after all. But the fact is that they have no right to your relationship status.

Calling you a secretive liar once seems uncalled for. But friends can be jerks sometimes. Continually calling you that when you clearly don't appreciate it is not the behavior of actual friends.

>itโ€™s just making me want to tell them less
It should make you want to find better friends.
Anonymous No.33340051 >>33340062
>>33340042
tabula rasa is a discredited meme
you cannot raise a boy to think like a girl or a girl to think like a boy, this has been tried and all it did was lead to severely mentally-ill children who killed themselves over identity issues.
Anonymous No.33340052
>>33339869
>>33339856
You are next level mentally deranged.
Anonymous No.33340053 >>33340069
>>33340010
>don't want to plant flowers in the vegetable garden I built
>"I hope you get dumped!"
This is one of the least restrictive personal boundaries I've ever heard of and a woman is still raging about the idea of it.
Anonymous No.33340056 >>33340063 >>33340070 >>33340103
>>33340038
I don't like mayonnaise because it's calorie-dense useless filler
Anonymous No.33340058
But I crumble completely when you cry
Anonymous No.33340061 >>33340081
>>33340050
Only old white people would think complimenting someone on their strong legs is an insult
Anonymous No.33340062 >>33340084
>>33340051
There is no such thing as "think like a [gender]"
Anonymous No.33340063
>>33340056
I like it because it's an easy way to add calories
Anonymous No.33340065
Hi, do you remember me? My gimmick is asking if you remember me
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340068 >>33340130
>>33340041
Long distance changes the math a bit so get additional input from those more experienced with that.
But the hard and fast rule is to ask when she's comfortable with you.

I do know that a woman rejected a guy from my last job because he lived too far away. He said to me "I could've moved!" He was completely unaware of how intense that might've come across.
But he was creepy and your girl probably likes you.
Anonymous No.33340069 >>33340113
>>33340053
I like how you ignored the part where you look down on women and think them being in your hobbies ruins them and then said that women are only good for sucking dick.
Anonymous No.33340070
>>33340056
I like mayonnaise because itโ€™s yummy
Anonymous No.33340074 >>33340098 >>33340130
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD IN CLASS NOOO OH MY GOD
Anonymous No.33340075 >>33340082
Women, would you do fake freckle make up for your hypothetical boyfriend if he asked?
Anonymous No.33340077 >>33340478
>>33340048
closed-bolt weapons are at rest with the bolt closed, requiring the bolt to be cocked every time the trigger is pulled. semi-auto. open bolt rests with the bolt open, requiring only the trigger action to be worked for the gun to fire. allowing you to hold the trigger down and the gun will continue to fire automatically. now, would you like to project some more or have you had enough?
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340081
>>33340061
She's implying that they're manly or fat.
Anonymous No.33340082 >>33340093 >>33340097
>>33340075
No, I already have freckles
Anonymous No.33340084
>>33340062
you will never be a woman.
Anonymous No.33340089
>>33339415 (OP)
>(Note that there is another /atoga/ thread on /soc/ but no one goes there so post your toonmes here)
OP is a fucking idiot. This WILL get you banned.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340092
>>33339972
Well, not *that* special. In the minority of men I've known.
I'm actually sexist in that I value women slightly more than men. A woman has to do something to make me dislike her and a guy has to do something to make me like him.
Anonymous No.33340093
>>33340082
:o
Cute, prove it?
Anonymous No.33340096 >>33340105 >>33340116 >>33340123 >>33340167
State Gender
Who did you vote for in the 2024 US presidential election, if you voted? Were you to vote, who would you have voted for?
Anonymous No.33340097 >>33340100
>>33340082
So you wouldn't do make up for your boyfriend if he asked. Fuck you, selfish bitch.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340098
>>33340074
Blame it on the chair.
Anonymous No.33340100
>>33340097
Makeup clogs my pores. I've spent my entire life without acne, I'm not starting now because my freckles don't do it for my bf.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340103
>>33340056
It's a damn fine marinade based though.
Anonymous No.33340105
>>33340096
Male, President Donald J. Trump. I will literally never vote for a woman. You can't trust women to have power in any capacity.
Anonymous No.33340108 >>33340114 >>33340119 >>33340126 >>33340205
All you femanons are emotional lesbians
You just want a gf with a dick
Anonymous No.33340113
>>33340069
I think you're thinking of another anon, I have a higher opinion of women than he does but I still prefer to do my hobbies by myself, honestly another guy wouldn't be all that much more welcome for most of them.
Anonymous No.33340114 >>33340119 >>33340169
>>33340108
>you just want a tranny gf
I want you to kys for insinuating that.
Anonymous No.33340116
>>33340096
M
didn't vote
don't care, president doesn't make laws, the public isn't meant to vote on the president, and it doesn't matter who wins regardless
I'll vote for anyone who abolishes the unconstitutional executive offices like the DHS and then immediately stands down.
Anonymous No.33340119
>>33340108
I want a futa girlfriend
>>33340114
Futas aren't trans
Anonymous No.33340123 >>33340129
>>33340096
M, voted for orange man because bluntly the country could not do another four years of Biden. Regarding Harris I didn't really consider her gender in my assessment until her campaign took on a weird anti-man bent towards the end.
Anonymous No.33340124
>>33339936
>A number for which there is literally zero evidence and that I just made up definitely proves science is wrong.
Anonymous No.33340125
>>33340050
I donโ€™t know what they want from me at this point. I already explained myself, I got upset, and theyโ€™re still doing it. I donโ€™t respond when they call me a liar but they also donโ€™t ask for any other information so I donโ€™t know what else they want me to say.
Anonymous No.33340126 >>33340131 >>33340577
>>33340108
Lesbians wouldn't be so fucking annoying if they didn't flirt with guys constantly and lead them on. Just actually pursue women if you want to fuck them so bad.
Anonymous No.33340129 >>33340132 >>33340142 >>33340149
>>33340123
>bluntly the country could not do another four years of Biden
Seemed to be doing fine to me. It was hardly worse off than the rest of the world (can't say the same now)
Anonymous No.33340130 >>33340137
>>33340068
It's just really difficult because we could easily be just an hour away or 3 because we met on a small app that probably doesn't have have amazing geolocation settings.
I can't drive due to a medical condition, but an hour should be manageable since the space the towns between us are the interesting parts of the area. I live in Nowheresville.
>>33340074
That's nothing. On one occasion, a toilet inexplicably exploded five minutes before my exam. I had to sit next to two female classmates and take a long math exam while smelling like death. One of the worst days of my life.
Anonymous No.33340131 >>33340141
>>33340126
I've never experienced being led on by a lesbian, at most I had one tease me about how I could watch if she made out with a girl but given she looked like a trucker it wasn't exactly an appealing offer and she knew that, which is what made it funny. More often it's lesbian girl catches feelings and wants to try a guy and then somehow rationalizes that it's your fault for making her question her sexuality.
Anonymous No.33340132 >>33340136
>>33340129
NTA
Biden was terrible for the country, stop letting your TDS blind you.
Anonymous No.33340136
>>33340132
I genuinely don't know what you're talking about. You can continue being vague if you like
Anonymous No.33340137 >>33340166
>>33340130
NTA
>That's nothing. On one occasion, a toilet inexplicably exploded five minutes before my exam. I had to sit next to two female classmates and take a long math exam while smelling like death. One of the worst days of my life.
Sounds like something out of a 2000s comedy.
Anonymous No.33340138
>>33339967
>Woah why are we moving the goalposts from 'traveling' to 'living' ?
Poor choice of words, though living somewhere is arguably better since one spends more time integrating, even though one is not a blank slate and will retain holdover customs and habits.
As for the rest of your post, I make the exception for friends and family, but the rest can be learned from your home area. Friendships don't need travel to deepen. Organizational skills can be developed at work and with social groups. You don't have to experience every single thing to appreciate God's handiwork. Are the saints of yestermillenia less Godly because they didn't experience the grand canyon or white sands?
Anonymous No.33340139 >>33340145 >>33340148 >>33340153 >>33340158 >>33340168 >>33340240 >>33340483 >>33340582
Since the trends have changed, are men calling women of this size and shape obese fatties again?
Anonymous No.33340141
>>33340131
My experience is them talking about how much they like big cocks and want to suck cock but they don't like guys.
Anonymous No.33340142 >>33340150
>>33340129
>highest inflation rates on record
>highest unemployment since the 1970s
>highest crime rate since the 1980s
I get that you're a NEET who doesn't go outside or have a job, but that doesn't mean we're all blind.

(this is the part where you pull an Obama and shift all the blame to the previous administration)
Anonymous No.33340145 >>33340214
>>33340139
Not obese but definitely fat
Anonymous No.33340147
>>33340000
And how many people, after having sex for the sake of sex, say it's not that special.
Anonymous No.33340148 >>33340152 >>33340158 >>33340214
>>33340139
it's quadroon zoomers trying to "prove their whiteness" by claiming the 90s heroin chic supermodel look (invented by gay jews for the record) is 'based and trade white culture'.
it's the same cargo cult casta nonsense that proliferates in south america; the coon calling the nigger black.
Anonymous No.33340149
>>33340129
>seemed to be doing fine to me
If you want to debate the facts and figures of the Biden era /pol/ is waiting, to me the strongest indicator of how the public felt about his performance was the fact that the guy he was brought in to replace was later brought back, that's a clear sign of buyer's remorse no matter what the job is.
Anonymous No.33340150 >>33340157
>>33340142
Thanks for being specific
>highest inflation rates on record
global issue
>highest unemployment since the 1970s
global issue
>highest crime rate since the 1980s
At last, an American issue! It's funny imagining someone voting for Trump because crime is going up
Anonymous No.33340152 >>33340170
>>33340148
NTA
>People in the 90s only thought skinny chicks were hot because of the Jews and Homos
Damn, what aren't Jews capable of? I should convert.
Anonymous No.33340153 >>33340155 >>33340214
>>33340139
She's overweight but carrying it well
Anonymous No.33340155 >>33340214
>>33340153
>she's overweight
No she is not
Anonymous No.33340157 >>33340183
>>33340150
>doesn't count
>doesn't count
>it was Trump's fault
called it
Anonymous No.33340158 >>33340178
>>33340139
Camilla can't twerk

>>33340148
That beauty standards was not from Jews, it was from men glorifying white features, including being flat everywhere.
Gary !hPs90EbEl6 No.33340165
>>33339732
A coffee and a cigarette and a beer and a joint and a blowjob (1/3)

Great grandchildren (2/3)

Israel to be completely and ruthlessly overtaken by jeets (3/3)
Anonymous No.33340166 >>33340176 >>33340240
>>33340137
Yeah, I had quite a few bad moments at that community college. There was this super cute goth girl in my hybrid class who I really wanted to get to know. Unfortunately, during an online class, we got put in a discussion group where, while trying to share my screen, I accidentally launched a VN. I have to give her props for keeping a poker face while cheery music started blasting and a bunch of anime girls shouted the title.
Anonymous No.33340167 >>33340171 >>33340212
>>33340096
>Who did you vote for in the 2024 US presidential election, if you voted? Were you to vote, who would you have voted for?
M. I don't live in the US and didn't have a vote. If I had lived there I'd have voted for Harris, purely on the grounds that she was the only candidate who could even theoretically have had a chance of beating Trump. Harris is a not particularly talented but essentially competent politician. Trump is an unstable, psychopathic megalomaniac, in a state of advanced cognitive decline (and never particularly bright to begin with), with the concentration span of an overexcited Pekingese, and the morals of mafia don. He is LITERALLY a text-book example of NPD - people who are being trained as clinical psychologists are taught about NPD by watching videos of him. I'd have voted for a decaying walrus carcass over Trump.

The more interesting question is who people would have voted for in the 2016 primaries - either Republican or Democrat. Personally I'd have gone for Elizabeth Warren. She approaches politics like an ex-academic: if you want to know what to do about something, find the half dozen people who are generally acknowledged to be the world's leading experts on the subject, put them in a room together, and see what they come up with. It's so much better than basing everything on ideology (or narcissism).
Anonymous No.33340168 >>33340214
>>33340139
She looks average weight
Anonymous No.33340169
>>33340114
Not a tranny
Just a female spirit in a male body
Anonymous No.33340170 >>33340176 >>33340178
>>33340152
yes. it didn't exist prior to the 1960s, and the people who shilled it were explicitly gay fashion designers (who wanted models that looked like little boys) who were often also Jewish. Go look up what female beauty standards were like before the war, and how they had remained mostly unchanged for literal centuries.
>but it was popular
according to whom? the magazines (owned by Jews) and TV stations (owned by Jews) and film studios (owned by Jews) and porn films (made by Jews)? curiouser and curiouser, is it not?
Anonymous No.33340171
>>33340167
>I don't live in the US
Opinion discarded
Anonymous No.33340176 >>33340179
>>33340166
Eh, not like you opened up on a lewd scene. Could be worse.
>>33340170
Are you not aware that slender women were also popular in the 1920s? But yeah, Jews are pretty amazing in how they control everything, I definitely want to convert.
Anonymous No.33340177 >>33340193 >>33340194 >>33340249
AAAAAAAAHH the Jews made me like this NOOOOO!!!!!
Anonymous No.33340178
>>33340158
see >>33340170
traditional white beauty standards is chubby women, with particular emphasis on the hips.
Anonymous No.33340179 >>33340187
>>33340176
Adding to this, slender women with small breasts were also popular in Ancient Greece. Who knew the Jews were controlling the Ancient Greeks this whole time?
Anonymous No.33340183 >>33340189
>>33340157
Yes, my entire point from the outset was that you blamed Biden for things which Biden had nothing to do with. That is what I said.
>It was hardly worse off than the rest of the world
Read
Anonymous No.33340186
women
what does it mean if a woman is walking with her bf holding hands and heโ€™s talking/rambling something turned towards her and sheโ€™s walking with her head down with a sad face?
Anonymous No.33340187 >>33340201
>>33340179
why lie about something so easily disproven?
Anonymous No.33340189 >>33340195
>>33340183
like it or not, American policy directly influences the world market. has done since the 1920s. Biden fucks up the US economy, and the rest of the world feels it. which is what happened.
Anonymous No.33340193
>>33340177
yeah, it's called being a 'golem'. sorry you had to learn about it this way.
Anonymous No.33340194 >>33340197
>>33340177
AHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
Anonymous No.33340195 >>33340202
>>33340189
No, that is not what happened
Anonymous No.33340197
>>33340194
>posts a woman who would not have gotten a modeling job 30 years ago
lol
Anonymous No.33340201 >>33340206
>>33340187
How am I lying?
Anonymous No.33340202 >>33340210
>>33340195
>America shutters economy for two and a half years
>global trade falls by 50% as a result
"this had no effect"
kek
BlueValkyrie No.33340205
>>33340108
Maybe no man is really feminist
Anonymous No.33340206 >>33340211
>>33340201
by posting a fully clothed statute where you can't see her physique as a 'counter' to a fully nude statue that shows her with a physique that would qualify her as a 'plus size' if she existed today.
Anonymous No.33340208 >>33340219 >>33340249 >>33340253 >>33340587 >>33340590
Another thing that's been bugging me: Is it safe to assume that, if a girl's profile pic is her in a bikini, she's mainly looking for a hookup and not an actual relationship despite whatever she claims in her bio?
Auraless Arnold No.33340209
>>33339810
>they do eventually start to resent you
Sounds like her problem not mine
You're still getting to hit so who's really winning?
>>33339815
>she can have anything in the universe and she chooses three beers
A woman of culture
>>33339820
Have you been gherkin off too much
Anonymous No.33340210 >>33340218
>>33340202
>America shutters economy for two and a half years
You mean during COVID? That was Trump's game. Anyway, everyone shuttered their economies.
Anonymous No.33340211 >>33340218
>>33340206
REMINDER
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, MEANING IT IS SAFE FOR WORK.
PLEASE BE SURE THAT ALL POSTS YOU MAKE ARE SAFE FOR WORK
Gary !hPs90EbEl6 No.33340212 >>33340222
>>33340167
You can just say you hate jews bud, people are cool with it
BlueValkyrie No.33340213 >>33340223
>>33339732
Nuke the artic 3 times and flood the world.
Anonymous No.33340214 >>33340224 >>33340228
>>33340145
>>33340153
Hmm I see her body as just healthy and medium, I guess this gives me a feel for things. What are your races and ages?
>>33340148
For a minute it was okay to be a pear-shaped woman who is active and isn't on a perma-cut. It's interesting that male sexual tastes shift with the trends too. I always found big butts, hips, and thighs nicer even as a teen in the late 00s-early 10s.
From what I can tell black and Latino men still prefer curvier and Asian men consistently prefer skinnier, why do white men trend up and down so much?
>>33340155
>>33340168
I agree with you guys.
Auraless Arnold No.33340215
>>33339843
>If you're a jobless loser and try to find a job nobody wants your ass
I mean wagie jobs are a dime a dozen
>you give off defeated loser vibes
Sounds like a you problem desu
>>33339868
>hired with his HS diploma as a janitor at a national lab and is now an engineer
That nigga's name? Albert Einstein
Anonymous No.33340218
>>33340210
Trump said Covid didn't exist, individual states shuttered but the US did not. Biden made it national policy for all of 2021 and much of 2022.

>>33340211
if it's safe for public display in a museum it's safe for 4chan.
Anonymous No.33340219 >>33340235
>>33340208
>Is it safe to assume that, if a girl's profile pic is her in a bikini, she's mainly looking for a hookup and not an actual relationship despite whatever she claims in her bio?
No.
Auraless Arnold No.33340220
>>33339909
>women are my hobby
Anonymous No.33340222 >>33340238
>>33340212
Nah, Bernie would have been my second choice.
Gary !hPs90EbEl6 No.33340223 >>33340324
>>33340213
Leave hyperborea alone
Anonymous No.33340224 >>33340227
>>33340214
>why do white men trend up and down so much?
I think we always liked both thin and thick
Auraless Arnold No.33340226
>>33339877
M
Making music, playing with cats, cleaning, substance abuse and simping for blonde women
Anonymous No.33340227
>>33340224
NTA
No no no, anon, white men don't just form opinions on the female form on their own, the Jews brainwash their tastes!
Anonymous No.33340228 >>33340234
>>33340214
men always have like hips and ass, we literally evolved to see wide hips as an indicator of fertility. Tits look the way they do to fool our monkey brain into thinking we're looking at ass no matter what angle we see her from. Only women ever cared about the "does this make my butt look big" thing, and they only cared because the billboard on the way to work said they would be ugly and fat if they had more than 5% BF.
Anonymous No.33340229 >>33340254
>>33339877
M
boxing, movies, hacking
Anonymous No.33340231
>33340227
>being this rattled when told to do any level of introspection
Auraless Arnold No.33340233
>>33339923
Yeah females are pretty cool
>>33339941
>everyone else wants to see me die
Who are you nigga
Anonymous No.33340234 >>33340245
>>33340228
NTA
Explain East Asia.
Anonymous No.33340235 >>33340249
>>33340219
Why not? I can see why you'd want to include one to show that you're attractive, but it seems logical that having a lust-provoking image as your first photo would indicate that you're mainly after sexual attention.
Anonymous No.33340237 >>33340239 >>33340243 >>33340246 >>33340249
Women, would you wear a face mask like picrel for sexy time if your hypothetical boyfriend asked?
Gary !hPs90EbEl6 No.33340238
>>33340222
Going after the bankers is a good second choice, nice
Anonymous No.33340239 >>33340244 >>33340251
>>33340237
Never
Auraless Arnold No.33340240
>>33339945
Yeah, the bottom two could get it
>>33339956
A lot
>>33340139
She's literally a normal weight lmao
>>33340166
Based weeb
Also cute grey haired Aoba
Anonymous No.33340242 >>33340254
Would you date a girl who is scared all the time if you arenโ€™t around
Anonymous No.33340243 >>33340363
>>33340237
I wouldn't want to, but I'd do it once just so I can say I did it.
Anonymous No.33340244
>>33340239
โ€ฆ.please ;-;

What if he did something really nice for you like breakfast in bed or took very good care of you after you had a long night of drinking?
Anonymous No.33340245 >>33340251
>>33340234
zero testosterone and zero oestrogen. there's a correlation between attraction to feminine curves and testosterone levels. and obviously, this selects for and against oestrogen levels (which is what causes girls to develop curves).

curiously, Asian women are getting curvier even though their testosterone levels are still in the toilet (and falling). my guess is the mass proliferation of hormones in the food and water supply, same in the west.
Gary !hPs90EbEl6 No.33340246 >>33340251 >>33340254
>>33340237
That faggot fucking flu ruined maskplay
Auraless Arnold No.33340249
>>33340177
Tits...
>>33340235
Boots...
>>33340237
Armpit...
>>33340208
Nah
Anonymous No.33340250 >>33340255
>>33339945
Female athletes are the biggest coalburners so no thank you
Anonymous No.33340251 >>33340258
>>33340246
Yeah, that's why I said >>33340239
I was worried I'd get mocked, but yeah I'm never wearing another facemask again after I live.
>>33340245
So the Jews have moved on from the west to the East? Damn they're powerful, I really need to convert.
Anonymous No.33340253
>>33340208
Nope, its a tough game out there. The points dont matter and the rules dont make any sense
Auraless Arnold No.33340254
>>33340246
>maskplay
Who are you, spiderman
>>33340229
What are you hacking
>>33340242
Yeah I will protecc
I'm also a scaredy cat ngl
Anonymous No.33340255
>>33340250
>As long as I live
I'm not deleting posts just because I made a typo.
Anonymous No.33340257
>>33339945
God yes.
Anonymous No.33340258 >>33340260 >>33340265
>>33340251
absolutely malding + substandard IQ
Anonymous No.33340260 >>33340270 >>33340275
>>33340258
Lol, I'm not malding. I'm just pointing out the objective fact that everyone should convert to the religion of the most powerful people in the world.
Anonymous No.33340261 >>33340272 >>33340273
I love both of our schizo femanons
Anonymous No.33340262
I am horny, and thus currently do not hate moids.
Anonymous No.33340263 >>33340272
If a woman can go through an entire day without messaging you does it mean it's over?
Anonymous No.33340264 >>33340272 >>33340279
How do I attract a vtuber gf?
Gary !hPs90EbEl6 No.33340265 >>33340275
>>33340258
Post your hand
Anonymous No.33340266 >>33340268 >>33340269 >>33340276 >>33340291 >>33340298 >>33340304 >>33340318 >>33340411
Women, why aren't you trying to fix this?
Anonymous No.33340268
>>33340266
are you retarded?
Anonymous No.33340269 >>33340277 >>33340287
>>33340266
I am literally ready and waiting for a guy who wants a kid and is into me to walk in front of me so I can snatch him up.
Gary !hPs90EbEl6 No.33340270 >>33340281
>>33340260
This is brilliant. Once everybody is jewish the jews canโ€™t claim antisemitism
Auraless Arnold No.33340272 >>33340274
>>33340261
There's only two?
>>33340264
Vtubers leave their bedrooms and have bfs?
>>33340263
Idk she could have other shit going on or be snoozing
Anonymous No.33340273
>>33340261
>femanons
We've been over this.
Anonymous No.33340274 >>33340284
>>33340272
>Vtubers leave their bedrooms and have bfs?
NTA but I know there's a single mother Vtuber out there, so at least one of them has gotten laid.
Anonymous No.33340275 >>33340283 >>33340293
>>33340260
I'm sorry you took it so personally.

>>33340265
rope, tripfag
Gary !hPs90EbEl6 No.33340276 >>33340280
>>33340266
And Hereโ€™s Why We Need Infinity Indians, by Mark Nosecoff
Anonymous No.33340277 >>33340292
>>33340269
h-hey
Anonymous No.33340279
>>33340264
You can't really. Or at least you have no way of knowing someone is one aside from maybe meeting them at a con. And then they'll shoot you down because we always get that at those places.
Anonymous No.33340280
>>33340276
Funny thing is India will fall below TFR soon
Anonymous No.33340281 >>33340294
>>33340270
I tell people all the time that I'm jewish and my father is black. Neither is true, but who the fuck knows.
Anonymous No.33340283 >>33340288
>>33340275
Just admit defeat and convert to the religion of the master race bro.
Auraless Arnold No.33340284
>>33340274
>there's a single mother Vtuber out there
Good luck to that child
Anonymous No.33340287 >>33340290 >>33340292 >>33340379
>>33340269
"A guy" means 6 figures so he can support you, 6 foot+, and fit while a 7/10 in looks minimum.
Anonymous No.33340288 >>33340289
>>33340283
I have nothing to prove unlike (you)
Anonymous No.33340289 >>33340316
>>33340288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aaIxC1J7dI
Auraless Arnold No.33340290
>>33340287
Nah JH has dated manlets, poors and blacks
Anonymous No.33340291 >>33340296 >>33340310
>>33340266
I have no job and no social contacts, there are bigger things to worry about. Plus the men I've talked to either don't want children or are too irresponsible and unstable for fatherhood.
Anonymous No.33340292 >>33340297 >>33340312
>>33340277
>no capitalization
>no punctuation
>stutters through text
>>33340287
No, it means an adult man who is self-sustaining who has the patience and commitment to start a family, which we will put our everything into making work.
Anonymous No.33340293 >>33340322
>>33340275
Can you finger me
Gary !hPs90EbEl6 No.33340294
>>33340281
>Hello, fellow jews
Elite thinking
Anonymous No.33340295 >>33340302 >>33340303 >>33340311 >>33340315 >>33340319 >>33340391
Why do black people/jews/women use this site? Isnโ€™t it sad to see all the insults?
Auraless Arnold No.33340296
>>33340291
Why don't you get a job and some friends babe
Anonymous No.33340297
>>33340292
I don't give a shit what you think you're asking for, you're asking for too much then when you hit menopause you'll go
>DAMN MEN IT'S THEIR FAULT NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD MEN ANYMORE!
Anonymous No.33340298 >>33340310
>>33340266
Because men want to be fathers but don't want to be dads.
Anonymous No.33340302
>>33340295
It is but it's a hell of a lot better that real life. At least where I am.
Anonymous No.33340303 >>33340321 >>33340334
>>33340295
Black people call each other niggers on a day by day basis
Auraless Arnold No.33340304
>>33340266
NAG but my gf wants kids and I don't
Oops
Maybe I'll have a change of heart one day
Anonymous No.33340306 >>33340329 >>33340334
Women, is this you?
Anonymous No.33340307 >>33340309 >>33340317 >>33340352
>>33339415 (OP)
What is up with the 10 % of women that dont like being called beautiful or being kissed?
Anonymous No.33340309
>>33340307
Low self esteem
Anonymous No.33340310 >>33340334
>>33340298
>>33340291
Why not date a woman and you can both have kids
Anonymous No.33340311 >>33340336
>>33340295
Weโ€™re the master storytellers, right? The evil web spinners? You think that genius was borne from shits and giggles? No.
Anonymous No.33340312
>>33340292
i-i-i-it's over bros...
Anonymous No.33340313 >>33340329 >>33340331 >>33340334
Is it over?
Anonymous No.33340315
>>33340295
>Why do black people/jews/women use this site? Isnโ€™t it sad to see all the insults?
"In your face" racism and sexism doesn't bother me nearly as much as insidious racism and sexism. Most of the people outside of /pol/ aren't actually that racist/sexist irl.
Anonymous No.33340316
>>33340289
Auraless Arnold No.33340317
>>33340307
They are asexual, or shy, or traumatised, or would rather do the kissing, or too busy girlbossing
Anonymous No.33340318 >>33340326 >>33340344
>>33340266
I unironically think much of the birthrates discourse is driven by neurotic men, insecure in their own mate value, who are bargaining to enact policies that are supposed to increase their own mating prospects at the expense of women.

I don't buy that all these men suddenly want to be dads when they're already struggling at finding girlfriends.
Anonymous No.33340319
>>33340295
You get used to it. The impersonal bullshit doesn't do anything to anybody who's been here a while.
Anonymous No.33340321
>>33340303
nta yeh, but it carries a different meaning coming from a white guy, no matter how well intentioned.
Anonymous No.33340322
>>33340293
cum for daddy
BlueValkyrie No.33340324 >>33340329
>>33340223
No, they don't deserve to hide.
Anonymous No.33340326 >>33340328 >>33340329
>>33340318
It is an issue and there's plenty of women talking about it
Anonymous No.33340328 >>33340332
>>33340326
I don't disagree. It is an issue - a big issue even - but that does not mean that it being an issue is why people are talking about it.
Auraless Arnold No.33340329 >>33340344
>>33340313
This is why hags should just get young men to fuck them
>>33340306
I didn't realise foids were also bi-winning
>>33340324
Imagine FNAF but with rule breaka jumping out at you
>>33340326
Is it really an issue though? Why do we need even more brats running around
>inb4 who will take care of me when I'm old
Should've thought of that before being born
Anonymous No.33340331
>>33340313
now exclude China from the data where they have nearly twice as many men as women because of the one child policy
Anonymous No.33340332 >>33340335
>>33340328
nta why else would people talk about it?
Anonymous No.33340333 >>33340337 >>33340339 >>33340345
Anyone else live in a murder capital of the world and wonder how people have kids at all?
Anonymous No.33340334
>>33340303
>Black people call each other niggers on a day by day basis
Stark difference between nigga and nigger

>>33340306
>Women, is this you?
No, my libido never spikes that low.

>>33340310
>Why not date a woman and you can both have kids
My fiancรฉe and I have talked about it, but I am afraid of having kids. The last thing I want to be is the mother to my child that mine was to me.

>>33340313
What was all that spiel about young men dying in wars and dangerous jobs and murders and suicides?
Anonymous No.33340335 >>33340342
>>33340332
For the reason I've mentioned.
Anonymous No.33340336 >>33340353
>>33340311
This pic is always hilarious because the arabs and Indians snuck themselves in as "based meds"
Anonymous No.33340337
>>33340333
I live in a suicide capital. But no.
Anonymous No.33340339
>>33340333
No, not at all.
Anonymous No.33340341 >>33340395
Women what are your thoughts on the republican sex ciminals trying to legalize pedophilia?
Anonymous No.33340342 >>33340369
>>33340335
Silly foid. You have too much self importance.
Anonymous No.33340344 >>33340369
>>33340318
>the only reason men could possibly want children is because of a nefarious patriarchal plot to put women back on the sexual plantation
utter derangement, thankfully you'll never have children.

>>33340329
>do we need more brats
not in Africa or India.
Anonymous No.33340345 >>33340347 >>33340348
>>33340333
Over a thousand people got murdered in my hometown last year, and that's actually down. In 2010, there was over 3600 murders or 9 people a day.
Anonymous No.33340347 >>33340355
>>33340345
Brazil?
Anonymous No.33340348 >>33340355
>>33340345
South africa?
Anonymous No.33340351 >>33340354 >>33340357 >>33340358 >>33340360 >>33340362
Seriously, what drives a couple to have a child in this day and age?
Anonymous No.33340352
>>33340307
stop trying to use me, I am not your toy
Anonymous No.33340353
>>33340336
you can make an argument for mediaeval Arabs at least contributing to the human condition by preserving and advancing the mathematics and astronomy knowledge of the Romans after the Europeans rejected it. all the Jeets did was make Buddhism which is mostly about trying to teach them to not worship shit (no wonder why less than 2% of the Indian population is Buddhist)
Anonymous No.33340354
>>33340351
Things happen when you get to plappin
Anonymous No.33340355
>>33340347
>>33340348
Mexico. We have 17 of the top 50 cities with the highest homicide rate.
Anonymous No.33340356
I have never met an antinatalist who wasn't at their core ideologically driven by self-loathing
Auraless Arnold No.33340357 >>33340364
>>33340351
My gf wants to have lots of kids
I'd better get a job...
Anonymous No.33340358
>>33340351
Assuming it's not an accident, wanting to carry on your lineage.
Anonymous No.33340360
>>33340351
The desire to procreate innate in all species
Anonymous No.33340362 >>33340367
>>33340351
Some people are thriving rn.
Anonymous No.33340363 >>33340366
>>33340243
Thatโ€™s good enough for me
Anonymous No.33340364 >>33340368
>>33340357
Pfft, tell me that again after she goes through childbirth once.
Anonymous No.33340366
>>33340363
>180cm
>this could be jewess cat poster if she dedicated herself to the gym more
Anonymous No.33340367
>>33340362
Yeh, the ones that don't have children.
Auraless Arnold No.33340368
>>33340364
Lol, yeah she's maybe jumping the gun a bit there

>Captcha: 8HN VAG
Anonymous No.33340369 >>33340373 >>33340408
>>33340342
I'm a moid.

>>33340344
>because of a nefarious patriarchal plot to put women back on the sexual plantation
Sexual coalition building is not uncommon. You can find it among existing hunter gatherer populations:

>Among the Mundurucu, โ€œloose women,โ€ or women who challenged the menโ€™s authority, would sometimes be punished with gang-rape by the males: โ€œthe men consciously state that they use the penis to dominate their women.โ€ This punishment would transcend kin relationships, with even male first cousins of the woman sometimes participating in her rape. Two core conditions that seem to contribute to the strong pattern of male dominance among the Mundurucu are patrilineal beliefs about descent, where the lineage has a strong incentive to control female sexuality, and the Mundurucu history of chronic warfare. The Mundurucu โ€œmenโ€™s cultโ€ promoted strong male solidarity, while their universal monogamy reduced in-group male-male competition in favor of male cohesion to participate in wars against outsiders.

https://quillette.com/2018/11/25/on-the-nature-of-patriarchy


I can only repeat, I'm neither saying that low birthrates aren't a problem nor am I saying that people shouldn't have children. I just think that much of the discourse is bargaining for state issued girlfriends and attempting to debate women into settling for less than it is about genuine desire for fatherhood.
Anonymous No.33340373 >>33340378
>>33340369
>You can find it among existing hunter gatherer populations
Opinion disregarded from here on.
Anonymous No.33340375 >>33340380 >>33340381 >>33340387 >>33340389
State Gender

How important is it for me to track my calories?
How important is it for me to track my macros?
Should I start keeping a food log/journal/diary?

Do you do any of the things listed above?
Anonymous No.33340378 >>33340400
>>33340373
I find it more likely that you can't address the given argument.
Anonymous No.33340379 >>33340383 >>33340385 >>33340390
>>33340287
i don't get the 6 figs meme. isn't it incredibly easy to get 6 figs in the US?

a friend of mine earns what is essentially a slightly above average german salary (75k), but also an entry-level straight-out-of-uni salary for many companies in the domain he works in here in krautland. he's now moving over to the US division of the same company, moving to the US in the process, and his salary is being doubled to 150k purely through regional adjustment, without an increase in base salary.

i make roughly that amount in europe before taxes, also straight out of university, but that's definitely on the upper end of the salary band (albeit not unheard of). after regional adjustment, i'd make around 300k in the US.
so how come it's talked about like some miracle that someone earns 6 figs in the US?
Anonymous No.33340380
>>33340375
Forgot to mention that I'm M, skinny, and trying to gain muscle.
Auraless Arnold No.33340381
>>33340375
M, fuck that noise life's too short just enjoy yourself
Obvs if you're unhappy with your weight then eat more/less and exercise
Anonymous No.33340383
>>33340379
>isn't it incredibly easy to get 6 figs in the US?
Only in a few industries.
Auraless Arnold No.33340385
>>33340379
6 figs is probably still a college educated successful career worker, I doubt wagies are making anything near that much, these are probably the people lamenting the 6 figs thing
I was on ~ยฃ20k in the UK which is pretty dire
Anonymous No.33340387 >>33340397
>>33340375
F
>How important is it for me to track my calories?
If you are trying to gain or lose weight, it's essential.
>How important is it for me to track my macros?
If you are trying to gain, maingain, or cut, it is essential.
>Should I start keeping a food log/journal/diary?
Not necessary but it can help in identifying various idiosyncrasies with your own body. Like how certain foods make you feel, what keeps you full longer, and gastrointestinal issues.
>Do you do any of the things listed above?
I do all of them and have for over a decade. I'm not as anal about it now as I was then, but it's easier than ever to track now with the amount of apps at your disposal.
Anonymous No.33340389 >>33340397
>>33340375
I kept a food journal for a bit but only because I had a food allergy.
Anonymous No.33340390 >>33340399 >>33340405
>>33340379
>slightly above average (75k)
The average salary in Germany is 50,250โ‚ฌ, the median salary is 43,750โ‚ฌ.
Anonymous No.33340391
>>33340295
It's funny to troll /pol/ types.
Anonymous No.33340395
>>33340341
There are sex criminals of all political stripes. Quit trying to act like only one political group are the only sex criminals.
Anonymous No.33340397 >>33340410 >>33340416 >>33340418
>>33340387
>it's easier than ever to track now with the amount of apps at your disposal.
What do you use personally?
I was planning on just using pen and paper.
What are the advantages of using an app?
>>33340389
>I kept a food journal for a bit but only because I had a food allergy.
rough, what allergen? what was in the journal? would you be willing to post a page from it?
Auraless Arnold No.33340399 >>33340414
>>33340390
Also minimum wage salary in Germany is ~26kโ‚ฌ, so OP is making ~3x as much as a wagie, and calling this ""slightly above average"" lol
Anonymous No.33340400 >>33340402 >>33340407
>>33340378
North America is not a hunter/gatherer population.
Anonymous No.33340402
>>33340400
You can still find similar patterns emerge in human behaviour. Humans are social creatures; they have evolved for these kinds of things.
Anonymous No.33340403
Makima poster, I summon you. I have something I want to show you.
Anonymous No.33340405 >>33340421
>>33340390
the median salary in 2025 is 52kโ‚ฌ (average is a decent bit higher) in 2025, which translates to 61k$. not sure what the current average is, but i'd wager it's in the 65k$ - 70k$ range.
Anonymous No.33340407
>>33340400
Yeah it is. I hunt (go to the drive thru) She gathers (finds funny videos for us to watch while we eat)
Anonymous No.33340408
>>33340369
>patriarchy
Yeah I'm not taking this seriously
Anonymous No.33340410 >>33340413 >>33340419
>>33340397
Celiac. So obvious stuff like bread and beer but I had no idea how many prepackaged foods use wheat flour as a thickening agent.
BlueValkyrie No.33340411
>>33340266
We can see the rich guys don't want to be parents.
Anonymous No.33340413 >>33340417
>>33340410
>Celiac
Brutal, we live in a wheat biased world. Too bad you're not asian.
Anonymous No.33340414 >>33340429
>>33340399
>but what about the lowest salary you can possibly pay a migrant or someone who didn't finish school?
not average
Anonymous No.33340416 >>33340422
>>33340397
>What are the advantages of using an app?
NTA but you're typically more likely to have your phone on you at any given moment than a notebook. Apps can also scan barcodes for nutritional info and have info for common dishes for when you don't have access to packaging or know the specifics about a restaurant meal, for example
Anonymous No.33340417
>>33340413
Eh, it's a little rough having to read labels but I'm seeing more and more gluten free stuff. There's still corn, rice, potato, quinoa... lots of alternatives,
Anonymous No.33340418 >>33340422
>>33340397
>What do you use personally?
I started using MacroFactor in early 2023 and it's great. There's a bunch of videos on all the functions and resources it offers. I used to use MFP but the free version is ass and it's not worth premium in comparison to MacroFactor.
>What are the advantages of using an app?
Easier tracking, barcode scanner, adjustable settings, etc. It will eventually automatically adjust all of your calories and macros based on weight loss, can interface with your smart scale, and even uses AI for several things, including calculating macros based on pictures.
Anonymous No.33340419 >>33340423
>>33340410
>Celiac.
Have a friend with this, picking food when she's out seems hellish. Feel for anyone with it.
Anonymous No.33340421 >>33340437
>>33340405
>average is a decent bit higher
And obviously not a good metric.
Anonymous No.33340422
>>33340416
>>33340418
>barcode scanner
hmmmm, thank you for the information. i will try incorporating this into my routine.
Anonymous No.33340423
>>33340419
It's not so bad really. Many menus have gluten free options. They'll even like make a burger on lettuce for you.
Anonymous No.33340424 >>33340426 >>33340430 >>33340431 >>33340432 >>33340434 >>33340441 >>33340444 >>33340454 >>33340467 >>33340528 >>33340553 >>33340561 >>33340597 >>33340756
Men, would you date a woman that has seizures?
Anonymous No.33340426
>>33340424
Sure
Auraless Arnold No.33340429
>>33340414
True it's not "average" but a lot of the mentally ill incels spamming shit like 6/6/6 will be on min wage or near it lol
Anonymous No.33340430
>>33340424
I would date anything at this point.
Anonymous No.33340431
>>33340424
Goat girl? Yeh, but it would freak me out, ngl.
Anonymous No.33340432
>>33340424
Sounds terrifying.
Anonymous No.33340433 >>33340438 >>33340439 >>33340442 >>33340446 >>33340603
Does masturbating before a date help?
Auraless Arnold No.33340434
>>33340424
Yeah ofc, hopefully could just educated myself on how to help her in/after those situations
Anonymous No.33340437 >>33340449
>>33340421
sure, fine. it's not like it matters for the point i was trying to convey anyways; a german median salary of 61k$ would still be equivalent to 120k$ in the US, which is a 6 fig salary as well.
Anonymous No.33340438
>>33340433
It makes you smell like jizz.
Anonymous No.33340439
>>33340433
Sure I guess, but if you might have sex that night it won't be a benefit anymore.
Anonymous No.33340441 >>33340447 >>33340467
>>33340424
Yes but I would need a quick crash course from her on what she would like me to do in the event of one and then I will supplement that with my own individual research afterwards.
Seizures don't immediately put a woman into undateable territory.
Auraless Arnold No.33340442
>>33340433
If you're worried you're gonna be too horny then yeah fap before you shower and get ready
Assuming you're not just trying to hook up with her
Anonymous No.33340444 >>33340450 >>33340469
>>33340424
can she have a seizure while my pp is inside her
Anonymous No.33340446
>>33340433
Picrel
Anonymous No.33340447
>>33340441
>Seizures don't immediately put a woman into undateable territory.
nta but I would say there are very few things beyond her control that do.
Anonymous No.33340449 >>33340453 >>33340457 >>33340473
>>33340437
>a german median salary of 61k$ would still be equivalent to 120k$
Excuse me?
Anonymous No.33340450 >>33340455
>>33340444
She might be too focused then.
Auraless Arnold No.33340453
>>33340449
Would be $71k USD no? So not even 3/4 of 6 fig lel
Anonymous No.33340454 >>33340456 >>33340485
>>33340424
Does she take medicine for it?
How often does it happen?
If she is having seizures weekly or maybe monthly it would be too much for me to handle.
Anonymous No.33340455
>>33340450
no deal then (jk)
Anonymous No.33340456 >>33340459 >>33340461 >>33340465
>>33340454
:/
Auraless Arnold No.33340457 >>33340462
>>33340449
You can't really compare US and EU salaries though because of CoL etc.
Even on ยฃ20k in the UK you can live a comfy life in a low CoL area (so long as you're willing to flat/houseshare with other people til you find a partner)
Anonymous No.33340459
>>33340456
Can you answer the questions?
Anonymous No.33340461
>>33340456
nta
):
Anonymous No.33340462 >>33340464 >>33340871
>>33340457
That's a huge if. I don't think you realize how much of a crapshoot roomies are.
Anonymous No.33340464 >>33340871
>>33340462
>I don't think you realize how much of a crapshoot roomies are.
nta but I suspect you're talking to one.
Anonymous No.33340465
>>33340456
Hey, some people just aren't able to offer care like that.
Anonymous No.33340467 >>33340470 >>33340471 >>33340472 >>33340474
>>33340424
>>33340441
Not a woman, but I have epilepsy and wouldn't want anyone to be turned off by the seizure itself (which are rare to nonexistent if you have a good doc and the right meds).
It's actually surprisingly easy to handle. You can just let the thing play out while making sure they're not ramming their head into anything or use a nasal spray to sedate her partially if she has a prescription. DO NOT shove your hands in her mouth while it's happening, though. It doesn't help.
Anonymous No.33340469 >>33340477
>>33340444
If she stopped breathing during sex would you stop
Anonymous No.33340470 >>33340476 >>33340482 >>33340501
>>33340467
>DO NOT shove your hands in her mouth while it's happening, though. It doesn't help.
Why would anyone...?
Anonymous No.33340471 >>33340476 >>33340501
>>33340467
>DO NOT shove your hands in her mouth while it's happening, though. It doesn't help.
Did some moron actually do that to you?
Anonymous No.33340472 >>33340501
>>33340467
nta does it happen to you in public much?
Anonymous No.33340473 >>33340486
>>33340449
see above for the salary adjustment my friend got.
if i had to guess, it's derived from a combination of cost of living and extra expenses that employers have to pay for their employees in krautland (employer tax contributions are significantly higher than in the US). the city in the US he's moving to in the US (not west coast or any of the insanely expensive tech hubs) also has a cost of living that's a ~100% more expensive than the cost of living in the city in germany he lives in right now (also not one of the german tech hub cities).
Anonymous No.33340474 >>33340501
>>33340467
>sedate her partially
hot, need epileptic gf now.
Anonymous No.33340475 >>33340479
I have a breeding fetish because of Pokemon
Anonymous No.33340476 >>33340488
>>33340470
>>33340471
nta I could see someone trying that under the assumption that you might swallow your tongue.
Anonymous No.33340477
>>33340469
can i nut first?...

Of course I'd stop, I'd want to make sure shes okay
Anonymous No.33340478
>>33340077
>M&P
Lmao poorfag also no timestamp
Also, yes I know how open and closed bolt works, now tell my why closed bolt is easier to convert than open bolt
Because if you have one of the few open bolt semis that existed before atf LITERALLY DEEMED THEM TOO READILY CONVERTABLE TO FULL AUTO all you have to do is remove the disconnector
Versus closed bolt where you have to create and/or install an automatic sear which fires the weapon upon bolt closure, which is obviously more complicated.
Anonymous No.33340479
>>33340475
really wish i was illiterate right about now.
Anonymous No.33340482 >>33340491
>>33340470
There is a long standing myth that people either swallow their tongues or bite them off during a seizure, so you have to hold them down and stuff something in their mouths to save them.

This is probably the worst thing you can do when someone is seizing.
Anonymous No.33340483
>>33340139
She could lose 10 pounds but she isn't really fat tbqh
Anonymous No.33340485 >>33340490
>>33340454
No, it's trigger based mostly rn. No explanation or meds yet.
But this is becoming a pattern that looks like it's deteriorating.
Anonymous No.33340486
>>33340473
>employer tax contributions are significantly higher than in the US
Yes, someone has to pay for those refugees. That's why you're europoors.
Anonymous No.33340488 >>33340492 >>33340494
>>33340476
Isn't it common knowledge since the 1980s that "swallowing your tongue" isn't even a real phenomena
Anonymous No.33340490 >>33340503
>>33340485
nta what triggers it?
Anonymous No.33340491
>>33340482
can i put my pp in her mouth?
Anonymous No.33340492 >>33340497
>>33340488
Common knowledge, isn't.
Anonymous No.33340493
>>3334048
kek
>say the line, cletus!
Anonymous No.33340494
>>33340488
You'd actually be surprised how dumb the general population is due to movies and stuff.
Anonymous No.33340497
>>33340492
Yeah true lol
Anonymous No.33340498
What's something about you a random person might believe due to a stereotype that simply isn't true?
Anonymous No.33340500 >>33340504 >>33340512 >>33340517
Women, do you like men? Do you enjoy men?
Anonymous No.33340501 >>33340515
>>33340470
>>33340471
Not to me, but my dad saw some girl having a seizure at a sporting event and had to shove a guy out of the way because he was trying to do that.
>>33340472
Twice in public, but the first one was as an unmedicated 9 year old and was triggered by me getting a ball thundercunted into my back.
>>33340474
This sounds really creepy, but the power dynamic in the relationship would probably be yours if she has special needs (e.g., can't drive).
Anonymous No.33340503 >>33340514
>>33340490
Quick temperature changes and anxiety
Anonymous No.33340504 >>33340531
>>33340500
I like men as a concept.
Anonymous No.33340506 >>33340509
Iโ€™m so horny but I hate the word horny give me a better word
Anonymous No.33340509 >>33340516
>>33340506
For me, it's lascivious
Anonymous No.33340512
>>33340500
I thought you said rhen and I was like "wtf is rhen" but the I got the piece of dirt off my screen
Anonymous No.33340514 >>33340522
>>33340503
Like, going outside? Would that do it?
Anonymous No.33340515 >>33340523
>>33340501
So what's the best thing to do
Just hold their head so they're not butting the concrete
Words of affirmation kek or they probably won't remember it
Anonymous No.33340516
>>33340509
>lascivious
I now have Jigolo Har Megiddo playing in my head.
Anonymous No.33340517 >>33340519
>>33340500
As a theory they seem like they'd be cool. Maybe even plesant to be around. They could even like us. But they really don't.
Anonymous No.33340519
>>33340517
nta but I feel the same way about women desu.
Anonymous No.33340520 >>33340526 >>33340527
women do you look at porn of men?
Anonymous No.33340522 >>33340525 >>33340529
>>33340514
Two time's it's been transitioning into an air conditioned car. One time I didn't seize but just felt extremely weak after passing the cold section in the grocery store. Like I had run a marathon.
Anonymous No.33340523
>>33340515
Pretty much, yeah. Most people don't remember anything about the event itself. Even after they come out of it, their memories might be a bit hazy, and they might start doing or saying stuff that they won't remember later.
Anonymous No.33340525 >>33340532
>>33340522
How do you even shower/bathe?
Anonymous No.33340526
>>33340520
No
Anonymous No.33340527
>>33340520
I don't watch normie porn, but I like hentai if that's what you mean.
Anonymous No.33340528
>>33340424
I don't see why i wouldn't. It would be kinda terrifying tho seeing it happen. But i assume you learn to help her through it
Anonymous No.33340529
>>33340522
>tfw inside my lab it's 60F and outside it's 96F

It's awful for me, but I imagine it'd be hell for you.
Anonymous No.33340531 >>33340537
>>33340504
what does this mean?
Anonymous No.33340532
>>33340525
Warmly.
Oh, now I remember a time I did a hot bath and then a cold shower and passed out.
Anonymous No.33340533 >>33340547
Women, I want to beat you with my hammer (sex
Anonymous No.33340536 >>33340542 >>33340543 >>33340546 >>33340643 >>33340753
I am having a panic attack. They have been really bad the past couple of weeks. I have never had anxiety like this and not sure what to do. Not based in anything specific, just general anxiety.

Suggestions?
Anonymous No.33340537
>>33340531
I mean the idea of a man. Maybe I've just watched too many Disney movies though.
Anonymous No.33340542
>>33340536
I don't know, I've never had a random panic attack. Maybe try to remember the last time you had one and how you survived?
Anonymous No.33340543
>>33340536
Want some tunes? What kinda music you like?
Anonymous No.33340546
>>33340536
Go listen to:
"[ASMR] Everything is going to be okay [Comfort] [Shushing] [Sleep-aid] [Hair play]"
Anonymous No.33340547
>>33340533
I want a guy to slap my face with his dick so I have an excuse to pretend I'm mad at him and demand he to get to the sex immediately without admitting how desperate I am to skip foreplay.
Anonymous No.33340548 >>33340549 >>33340550 >>33340551 >>33340554 >>33340560 >>33340562 >>33340576 >>33340614 >>33340746 >>33340880
Men can you masturbate while pooping?
Anonymous No.33340549
>>33340548
I would poop first and then masturbate after.
Anonymous No.33340550 >>33340556
>>33340548
Never tried, or wanted to. I get boners when shitting sometimes tho
Anonymous No.33340551
>>33340548
No. Peeing is the more sexually satisfying thing for me
Anonymous No.33340552 >>33340557 >>33340559 >>33340566 >>33340568 >>33340575 >>33340616 >>33340620 >>33340668 >>33340683 >>33340743 >>33340828 >>33340837 >>33340880
Men: Which would you like, which would you tolerate, and which would you by no means date?

>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)
>nostril piercing
>septum piercing
>ear gauges
>unshaved pits
>unshaved legs
>self-harm scars
>sores from habitual skin-picking
Anonymous No.33340553
>>33340424
I dont know. I remember in high school a kid had one and he just crumpled and hit his head on the floor in shop class. And I stood there frozen. After a few seconds one of my classmates helped him out but it made feel like shit in hindsight. Fight flight or freeze and I froze. I don't think I'm responsible enough for those kinds of risks
Anonymous No.33340554
>>33340548
Never tried never will
Anonymous No.33340556 >>33340570
>>33340550
YOU GUYS LIED TO ME
Anonymous No.33340557
>>33340552
All except the last one
Anonymous No.33340559
>>33340552
Small tat
Nostril piercing
Unshaved pits
Scars or picking
Shave your legs plz
Anonymous No.33340560 >>33340564
>>33340548
No, the smell of feces keeps me from getting hard. I have stroked myself while peeing though

Foids, is it true that you stick fingers up your pussy to help push out poop?
Anonymous No.33340561 >>33340572
>>33340424
Honest question, do you have a service dog?
Anonymous No.33340562
>>33340548
Yeah but I would never want to do that.
Anonymous No.33340563
>>33339775
Kinda shit wishes, especially the first two.
Anonymous No.33340564
>>33340560
I've done that rarely when constipated.
Anonymous No.33340566 >>33340574
>>33340552
>>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)
fine
>nostril piercing
tolerate
>septum piercing
by no means date
>ear gauges
If you asked me this 10 years ago i would've loved it. Now, its meh. Tolerate
>unshaved pits
Ew
>unshaved legs
tolerate
>self-harm scars
tolerate with caution
>sores from habitual skin-picking
by no means date
Anonymous No.33340567 >>33340571 >>33340581 >>33340583 >>33340595 >>33340624
State gender and what your ideal date would entail.
Anonymous No.33340568
>>33340552
i don't like tattoos and larger ear gauges. unshaved legs and pits can be disgusting if it's really severe.
don't mind the rest.
Anonymous No.33340570
>>33340556
? about??
Anonymous No.33340571
>>33340567
M
Idc what we do as long as we enjoy talking to eachother and the chemistry is good
Fukken build a bear workshop I don't give a fuck
Anonymous No.33340572 >>33340578
>>33340561
No
Anonymous No.33340574 >>33340586
>>33340566
>tolerate with caution
nta aw, man, everyone is always on eggshells around me.
Anonymous No.33340575
>>33340552
>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)
>nostril piercing
>septum piercing
okay

>ear gauges
depends on how big

>unshaved pits
>unshaved legs
okay

>self-harm scars
>sores from habitual skin-picking
bonus points because only mentally ill girls would date someone like me
Anonymous No.33340576
>>33340548
>can
yeah, but the fact that your asshole usually moves while jacking off would make it feel extremely disgusting if you're pushing out shit at the same time
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340577
>>33340126
>Lesbians wouldn't be so fucking annoying if they didn't flirt with guys constantly and lead them on.
Anon, those weren't lesbians. They were heterosexual women who realized what a tool you were and pretended to be gay to ditch you.
Anonymous No.33340578 >>33340591
>>33340572
Have you considered it?
Anonymous No.33340580 >>33340592 >>33340622
Iโ€™m 6โ€™3 and still want to get limb lengthening surgery AMA
Anonymous No.33340581
>>33340567
F
Something comfy like staying at his place or mine, watching anime, listening to music, cuddling, kissing, etc.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340582
>>33340139
No. She has some fat but that's far from being fat,let alone obese.
Anonymous No.33340583
>>33340567
M art museum. I just like art. Maybe sex.
Anonymous No.33340586
>>33340574
I mean, once we know you're not still harming yourself, it should be fine. But until we know that for sure, its kind of a red flag
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340587 >>33340606
>>33340208
>Is it safe to assume that, if a girl's profile pic is her in a bikini, she's mainly looking for a hookup and not an actual relationship despite whatever she claims in her bio?
No. It's a slight indication of that but far from anything like an assumption.
Anonymous No.33340588 >>33340594 >>33340639
Women do you ever envision yourself being affectionate towards a man?
Anonymous No.33340590 >>33340593 >>33340596 >>33340600 >>33340606 >>33340774 >>33340814
>>33340208
Men will ask this and then think nothing of putting a gym/shirtless pic on their bio.
Anonymous No.33340591
>>33340578
Yeah.
Anonymous No.33340592
>>33340580
I'm 5'8" and I'm content with it because the world is built for men my height
Just wear medium regular everything
Never hit my head on anything, but able to reach the top shelf
Can still crawl in tunnels easily
Still able to find girls taller than me on occasion
It feels ideal
Anonymous No.33340593 >>33340606
>>33340590
I don't think the kinds of men who would put shirtless pictures in their bio are the same kinds of guys who are asking this.
Anonymous No.33340594
>>33340588
Yeah. As a child, I was spoiled a lot by my parents, so I really like the idea of being the one to spoil someone for once.
Anonymous No.33340595
>>33340567
m
a long walk through nature with lengthy stops at serene sights and a good conversation, ending in a good view on the sunset
Anonymous No.33340596 >>33340601 >>33340604
>>33340590
Gym/shirtless pics don't appeal to the female gaze. It just looks cool
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340597 >>33340609
>>33340424
Yeah but honestly, if I'm ever in another relationship, I really, really want her to be healthy. Some seizure disorders are pretty mild though.

...and now I am thinking about sexing a girl while she's in a post-seizure fugue state.
Anonymous No.33340599
>>33339945
I wouldnt eat out a girl no matter if she showered or not
Anonymous No.33340600
>>33340590
They do that to attract other men
Anonymous No.33340601
>>33340596
>It just looks cool
No
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340603
>>33340433
Depends on how quickly you can cum again. I found fapping an hour or two before the date took the edge off my nerves. But at the time I could cum again within an hour.
Anonymous No.33340604
>>33340596
... I like shirtless men. Sometimes...
Anonymous No.33340606 >>33340612 >>33340627 >>33340717
I just sent a romantic (nonsexual) overture toward the girl I've been chatting with. The plan is to gauge her reaction, disengage soon after because I really need to work, and use an excuse that I established in this convo to try to have a real date.
I really hope this works because I'm going to run out of discussion topics at this rate.
>>33340587
Got it. I guess I'm just weird.
>>33340590
I think that can be douchey as well, but men have the better excuse because men have fiercer competition.
>>33340593
Not shirtless, but I do have a pic of me playing sports.
Anonymous No.33340609
>>33340597
You know she most likely wouldn't re- OH!
Anonymous No.33340610
the only type of shirtless pics girls like is if there's grey sweatpants in there
Anonymous No.33340611 >>33340618 >>33340667
I genuinely recommend finding a gacha girl who you like instead of chatting on atoga
Anonymous No.33340612 >>33340717
>>33340606
>men have fiercer competition
have you any idea how many attractive guys are out there? not many.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340614
>>33340548
Poop adjacent fapping, yes. But not during. And having to really have a strong bowel movement actually can prevent me from cumming. It's the only time I haven't been able to perform.
Anonymous No.33340615 >>33340657
Panic attack anon, you ok?
Anonymous No.33340616
>>33340552
>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)
Ok big tattoos if well done also ok
>nostril piercing
Like
>septum piercing
Like
>ear gauges
Only the small ones. The huge ones freak me out
>unshaved pits
Ok if trimmed a bit
>unshaved legs
Ok if dont look like a yeti
>self-harm scars
Ok if they're healed
>sores from habitual skin-picking
Never seen them in person so maybe
Anonymous No.33340618 >>33340621 >>33340628
>>33340611
Pixels on a screen is not a girl
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340620 >>33340623
>>33340552
>>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)
>>nostril piercing
>>septum piercing
>>ear gauges
Attractive

>>self-harm scars
GIB NOW!

>>unshaved pits
I would negotiate with her to at least trim them.

>>unshaved legs
Preferable to stubble but hairless is sexier. I don't shave mine so I can't say anything.

>>sores from habitual skin-picking
Huge red flag. Not a deal breaker but not really acceptable. She'd need to work on it.
Anonymous No.33340621 >>33340637 >>33340655
>>33340618
It's a representation of a girl. You dick.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340622
>>33340580
What will you do when you become taller and it doesn't make you feel the way you thought it would?
Anonymous No.33340623 >>33340630
>>33340620
>GIB NOW!
I'm flattered, re- Oh, it's MKG...
Anonymous No.33340624
>>33340567
M
Something comfy that hopefully counters me being anxious retard. Tbh anything as long as chemistry is good and I enjoy my time with her. Ice skating could be fun being on the cool ice is always chill. But i never been on a date so idk
Anonymous No.33340625 >>33340635
if you tend to get too attached and way too soon, is it even a good idea to pursue relationships
I dont think I can handle losing more people
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340627 >>33340717
>>33340606
>Got it. I guess I'm just weird.
Eh, it's an overreaction but not a bizarre one.
Anonymous No.33340628 >>33340637 >>33340655
>>33340618
A girl wrote and voiced those lines
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340630
>>33340623
Hey, if you're looking for appreciation for scars, you'll be hard pressed to find a better source.
But if you're disgusted by me, that's fair too.
Party on.
Anonymous No.33340633 >>33340638 >>33340641 >>33340649 >>33340718
women, how do you feel about giving footjobs?
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340635
>>33340625
You should examine why you do that and actively work to maintain average boundaries and expectations when meeting new people. Therapy can help but it's not strictly necessary.
Anonymous No.33340637 >>33340640 >>33340655 >>33340660
>>33340621
I'm not worried about offending some ones and zeroes
>>33340628
A book is not a girl. A recording is not a girl
Anonymous No.33340638 >>33340664 >>33340669
>>33340633
I don't even show my feet on stream.
Anonymous No.33340639
>>33340588
I tried.
Anonymous No.33340640 >>33340642 >>33340648 >>33340665
>>33340637
>A recording is not a girl
The... hell?
Anonymous No.33340641
>>33340633
I'd only consider it if my feet are freshly pedicured. Else, I'd feel too gross.
Anonymous No.33340642
>>33340640
Zoomers are so reality cooked
Anonymous No.33340643
>>33340536
Sorry to hear it anon. I used to get panic attacks a lot, the muscles in my back and around my ribs would seize up and I could barely breath and I'd be in a lot of physical pain, ended up in the ER a couple of times because of them. The most important thing is to try and calm your nervous system. Try box breathing, which is 4 seconds to inhale, hold 4 seconds, exhale for 4 seconds, hold 4 seconds

A hot shower or bath might help, or a cool/cold shower. Splashing cold water on your face or hands, or put a cold cloth on your forehead. Drink some water. I always found cold helped me once I was in the middle of a panic attack, but if I caught it early enough before it got a hold on me then hot showers or drinks were more helpful. Walking around, even if it's in circles in your room

As a general thing you might want to start doing more exercise, some type of cardio like walking, running, swimming. Practice box breathing on a regular basis, not only when you're feeling anxious. Watch your caffeine intake. It can help to be mindful of body language too, not so much when you're in the middle of a panic attack but in general when you start to feel anxious things like correcting your posture, leaning back with your hands behind your head if your sitting down, or turning your wrists up can signal to your nervous system that you're safe and things are okay
Anonymous No.33340647 >>33340653 >>33340662 >>33340674 >>33340675
My girlfriend likes to paint and draw. And she likes showing me the stuff that she makes. She will just stare at me and wait for my reaction.
I compliment her and say nice things of course. But this isn't my true and honest reaction. I like her art because its hers. I will never truly harshly critique her, which is what I would do in any other scenario.
Feels dishonest. At the same time, I do not believe that women handle critique well at all. She will just be so sad.
Anonymous No.33340648
>>33340640
Some video game voice acting lines aren't real. Not a girl
Anonymous No.33340649
>>33340633
Gross, I could never be with a guy who was into that kind of thing
Anonymous No.33340653
>>33340647
>>>/gioyc/
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340655 >>33340671
>>33340637
>>33340621
>>33340628
Here's an interesting question:
Often when people meet they develop an imagined sense of who the other person is and sometimes the person isn't at all like what the other imagined and it takes them ages to realize. I refer to this as "catfishing yourself".

Is this better or worse than imagining and pretending that a fictional representation of a girl is real?
Why would you say so?
Anonymous No.33340657 >>33340672 >>33340676
>>33340615
I'm here. Breathing, cold water. Relaxing tones.
Anonymous No.33340660 >>33340692
>>33340637
>A recording is not a girl
So... do you justify your porn consumption by saying it's just pixels?
Anonymous No.33340662
>>33340647
You can critique not harshly...
Anonymous No.33340664
>>33340638
showing feet on stream is very lewd so this is understandable
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340665 >>33340731
>>33340640
The treachery of images indeed.
Anonymous No.33340667
>>33340611
>Gacha girl
Why not just make a chatbot at that point? I've got lots of chatbots for my "hate women" revenge fantasies, although I always feel bad and save them before the story gets too dark.
>made a fat bitchy 35 year old women's studies professor in a zombie apocalypse
>still went and saved her
fucking LLMs...
Anonymous No.33340668 >>33340678 >>33340694 >>33340697 >>33340728
>>33340552
Women, what about you? What would you tolerate for men with these?
Anonymous No.33340669 >>33340681
>>33340638
Maybe you should. I'm sure your audience would appreciate it.
Anonymous No.33340671
>>33340655
Interesting question. I would say that's worse because it has more serious repercussions.
Anonymous No.33340672
>>33340657
Thanks, I never come here but needed advice.
Anonymous No.33340674 >>33340686 >>33340693 >>33340699
>>33340647
M but critique from a significant other is kind of hard to deal with, for example I'm working on a painting of Miami right now with a vaporwave aesthetic, and my gf told me that vaporwave was tranny colors because of all the light blue and pink. It hurt, so I'm adjusting it darker to be teals and darker pink, but I feel like my original vision was better, and it's too late to go back now.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340675 >>33340691
>>33340647
Critiquing isn't harsh or cruel. It is pointing out strengths, opportunities for improvement, and impressions of the work. It's an actual skill.
Anonymous No.33340676
>>33340657
Atta boy.
Anonymous No.33340678 >>33340687
>>33340668
>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)
If they're not shitty tattoos, sure I'm fine with it.
>nostril piercing
Yuck. No date.
>septum piercing
Same as the nostril piercing.
>ear gauges
I can tolerate it.
>unshaved pits
I'm kind of forced to tolerate it because men are against shaving their body hair.
>unshaved legs
I'm kind of forced to tolerate it because men are against shaving their body hair.
>self-harm scars
I could be fine with it
>sores from habitual skin-picking
Same as the self-harm scars
Anonymous No.33340680
Momberg roasted me for unattractive behavior
Anonymous No.33340681 >>33340734
>>33340669
I mean, I've probably accide- HEY!
Anonymous No.33340683
>>33340552
>small tattoos
tolerate
>nostril piercing
nope
>septum piercing
fuck no
>ear gauges
tolerate
>unshaved pits
like it, love it, gotta have it
>unshaved legs
tolerate and kinda like but will never admit it
>self harm scars
nope, blech, yuck, ewww
>sores from skin picking
I'd like to claim no but I've been with two women for over a year each that did this so maybe this is really a me problem.
Anonymous No.33340686 >>33340698
>>33340674
Shouldn't let the peanut gallery dictate your vision like that, anon.
Anonymous No.33340687 >>33340700
>>33340678
>men are against shaving their body hair
men will do literally any grooming thing a gf asks them to lol

t. guy with shaved pits
Anonymous No.33340691 >>33340705 >>33340719
>>33340675
You sound dumb.
Anonymous No.33340692
>>33340660
I feel ashamed when i masturbate regardless
I know what I fap to isn't real
Anonymous No.33340693
>>33340674
Would you mind showing it?
Your girlfriend wasn't wrong that sometimes certain colors or other elements of the design could have cultural connotations you weren't thinking of. (Tumblr noses for example.) Whether that matters to you is up for you to decide, she was only pointing out the possibility of how it might be viewed by others.
Anonymous No.33340694 >>33340771
>>33340668
Yes. I don't think the way a man looks is a deal breaker. I would like a man whether or not he even liked his own appearance. And I am not the type of person to ask a man to change the way he looks to fit my idea or preference.
But nose ring sounds kinda cute.

t. scaredycat, panic attack having, stuttering femanon
Anonymous No.33340697
>>33340668
Body hair and small tattoos are normal, wouldn't date a guy with any of the other stuff
Anonymous No.33340698
>>33340686
Yes she also ruined my tribute to the series Supernatural by insisting on making Castiel front and center instead of in the background, but most of my artwork (hobby not professional) is painting folksy bullshit for local boomer businesses so any real interest is like crack.
Anonymous No.33340699
>>33340674
Lol your gf is a chud
Anonymous No.33340700 >>33340706 >>33340884
>>33340687
My bf won't do anything I ask him to do
Anonymous No.33340705 >>33340708
>>33340691
nta but that's what they do in an actual art class. It's not just "this sucks". They say why it sucks.
Anonymous No.33340706 >>33340707
>>33340700
Maybe you should be more stern about it
Throw around some ultimatums
If he won't do a little thing like that for you, whose to say he won't let you down when you need him most?
Anonymous No.33340707 >>33340712
>>33340706
I wouldn't change myself to suit his tastes either so I'd be a hypocrite to demand it. The way I dress is probably offputting
Anonymous No.33340708
>>33340705
Yes, obviously. I just read what he else posted upthread. He's dumb.
Anonymous No.33340712 >>33340713
>>33340707
nta how did you guys meet?
Anonymous No.33340713
>>33340712
tinder
Anonymous No.33340717
>>33340606
She told me she feels the same way, and I immediately got a match notification from a different app. This shit has to be rigged in favor of new users because I am not a gigachad and made all of my autistic beliefs clear across my profiles.
>>33340612
Men outnumber women on apps significantly, though, which is what I was getting at.
>>33340627
I'm just coming from the perspective of someone in a small town where you're either a church girl or a hot mess.
Anonymous No.33340718
>>33340633
I would be into it.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340719 >>33340726
>>33340691
>You sound dumb.
See? That's a poor critique! It doesn't explain how or why you think I sound dumb, what I might've said to improve or any details about my post at all.
Anonymous No.33340721
Hood Crickets chattering in my head :)
Anonymous No.33340722 >>33340727
This guy is such a fucking asshole
Anonymous No.33340726 >>33340844
>>33340719
Post voice already, whore.
Anonymous No.33340727
>>33340722
Go deeper, anon. Why is he an asshole?
Anonymous No.33340728
>>33340668
I'd be fine with any of them if he weren't unstable.
Anonymous No.33340731 >>33340818 >>33340824
>>33340665
In the end all we have are figments though.
Anonymous No.33340734
>>33340681
Hey :^)
Anonymous No.33340735 >>33340738 >>33340742 >>33340745 >>33340755 >>33340757 >>33340769 >>33340782 >>33340801 >>33340833 >>33340844 >>33340884 >>33340929 >>33340933 >>33340940
State gender. Do you like the sound of your voice?
Anonymous No.33340737
Why did you allow yourself to get raped? Getting raped is not a good look.
Anonymous No.33340738
>>33340735
M
yes, I think it fits me
Anonymous No.33340739
This guy said he couldnโ€™t go on a date Friday at 7, now hes saying hey letโ€™s go on a day Friday at 7!
??? Like we hadnโ€™t discussed it already.. flop
Anonymous No.33340742
>>33340735
F
Yeah.
Anonymous No.33340743
>>33340552
I can see myself tolerating any of those things to various degrees depending on how great I think the girl is otherwise. None of them are particularly desirable to me.
Anonymous No.33340745
>>33340735
F It's a little deeper than I'd like but I've been told some guys like that.
Anonymous No.33340746
>>33340548
I'd rather not find out. This is how you get kinks.
Anonymous No.33340748
Women, if you are showing major camel toe at the gym do you want a heads up or no?
Anonymous No.33340749 >>33340752
When you are at an airport getting your thighs patted down by airport security for inspection, do you ever tell the guards who turned on you are by them touching you near your privates?
Anonymous No.33340752
>>33340749
No, it would be a woman. And that would be awkward.
Anonymous No.33340753
>>33340536
Panic attacks suck. I haven't had many of them and they haven't for the most part been particularly bad, but they still sucked. Must be hell to get them often or intensely.
I don't have much constructive advice, besides offering sympathy an a reminder that panic attacks usually aren't very strongly rooted in reality.
Anonymous No.33340755
>>33340735
M
No. People have told me i sound depressing
Anonymous No.33340756
>>33340424
I would not not date a woman who has seizures.
Anonymous No.33340757 >>33340759
>>33340735
Female, no too raspy and the way I talk is annoying
Anonymous No.33340759 >>33340773
>>33340757
You got the vocal fry, anon?
Anonymous No.33340760 >>33340762 >>33340763 >>33340779 >>33340802 >>33340855
If my daughter randomly asks me to teach her to shoot and maintain a firearm should I be concerned or just do it without asking questions?
Anonymous No.33340762 >>33340776 >>33340778
>>33340760
You should be if you know nothing about guns.
Anonymous No.33340763 >>33340778
>>33340760
Depends. Is she the type who romanticizes school shooters?
Anonymous No.33340766 >>33340768 >>33340798
Should I buy more sugar to help with my depression?
Anonymous No.33340768 >>33340780
>>33340766
Becoming obese will make your depression worse anon.
BlueValkyrie No.33340769 >>33340775 >>33340793
>>33340735
People say I have a nice voice. Just not when I'm tired of using it or if I mess up singing while alone.
Anonymous No.33340770 >>33340772 >>33340889
>sister tells me that she's got the hots for her trainer at work
>look him up
>just looks like a normal dude, objectively less attractive than her high school bf
is authority really that sexy tฮฟ women?
Anonymous No.33340771
>>33340694
>t. scaredycat, panic attack having, stuttering femanon
girl me
Anonymous No.33340772 >>33340786
>>33340770
It's almost as if what men perceive as attractive isn't actually what women are into and men need to stop pushing Chad onto women's tastes.
Anonymous No.33340773 >>33340783
>>33340759
idk, I don't think so. Just naturally a bit raspy and I get a mild lisp sometimes too
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340774 >>33340814
>>33340590
>Men will ask this and then think nothing of putting a gym/shirtless pic on their bio.
What mystifies me that apparently some guys put up shirtless pics when they really aren't showing anything off.
And I don't mean like myself where my chest is meh.
My friend's ex had a guy sniffing around her that had on his profile a shirtless pic of him with saggy flab and splotches of shaggy grey chest hair.
Anonymous No.33340775 >>33340785
>>33340769
You know people are gonna ask you for a singing voca now, right?
Anonymous No.33340776 >>33340790
>>33340762
No, the concern is that her daughter might be on the path to becoming a school shooter. That is generally what an interest in guns indicates in a young person.
Anonymous No.33340778 >>33340787
>>33340762
I've had guns for years, offered to teach her a few years ago but she wasn't interested.
>>33340763
No my daughter is a bitchy Stacey who would be hated by most of the girls here, hence why I'm a little spooked. If she was just a columbine fangirl I'd just start her on the black powder revolver until she got frustrated and quit.
Anonymous No.33340779
>>33340760
If that's something you're into, maybe she just wants to spend more time with you
Anonymous No.33340780
>>33340768
I am 168cm, 60kg rn. weight is not really an issue
Anonymous No.33340781 >>33340794 >>33340891 >>33340905
literally everyone in my life and anons are giving me shit, please give me some hope please
>meet r*dditslut a year and half ago
>initially pay for her nudes
>we end up talking, becoming good friends
>we're both very autistic weebs and gamers
>I start falling for her for real a few months ago
>she starts sending me all of her nudes for free
>tell people I'm falling for her
>they tell me that I'm a retard and not to fall in love with a stripper
I just want to end this shit, I want her to be mine so I can just say she's my gf and not have to give so much fucking preamble.
part of me wants to ask her to "prove" that she actually likes me but i feel like she already has. i'm so fucked up
Anonymous No.33340782
>>33340735
M. No.
Anonymous No.33340783 >>33340825
>>33340773
>Just naturally a bit raspy and I get a mild lisp sometimes too
nta but these two don't go together in my head.
BlueValkyrie No.33340785 >>33340795
>>33340775
Yeah and I'm certainly going to fuck it up from all the crying today.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340786 >>33340792 >>33340800
>>33340772
>It's almost as if what men perceive as attractive isn't actually what women are into and men need to stop pushing Chad onto women's tastes.
This.
My mom thought Robin Williams was one of the sexiest men alive.
Anonymous No.33340787
>>33340778
She wants guns so she can murder boys in cold blood and then claim that they raped her and that it was self defense because she enjoys broadcasting the drama of playing victim. That's how women think.
Anonymous No.33340790 >>33340797 >>33340802
>>33340776
Could it indicate an interest in self defence for a woman?
Anonymous No.33340792 >>33340866
>>33340786
I never got why women idolize mentally broken goofballs instead of stern hunters and warriors.
Anonymous No.33340793 >>33340846
>>33340769
>People say I have a nice voice.
Not really answering the question though.
Anonymous No.33340794 >>33340822
>>33340781
>pay for nudes
>tell other people you're paying for nudes
>tell other people that the girl you're falling for sold you nudes
What the hell is going on between your ears
Anonymous No.33340795
>>33340785
>urge to ask for a voca rising...
Anonymous No.33340797
>>33340790
Self defence is almost inevitably the excuse given by people with unhealthy murder fantasies for why they take an interest in violence. Don't buy that one for a second.
Anonymous No.33340798 >>33340803 >>33340807
>>33340766
No, you should start incorporating more fat into your diet. Nuts and nut butters, coconut oil, raw olive oil or olives, butter, cheese, eggs, fish, etc
Anonymous No.33340800
>>33340786
I had a crush on him too
Anonymous No.33340801
>>33340735
M, I hate it.
Anonymous No.33340802 >>33340806
>>33340760
>>33340790 this would be my first assumption.
Anonymous No.33340803 >>33340841
>>33340798
I have a pair of nuts, maybe you should try eating those.
Anonymous No.33340804 >>33340811 >>33340850
Normalize forcing people to love you.
Anonymous No.33340805 >>33340862 >>33340908
Guess the hint of jealousy towards her talking to someone else pushed her over the edge. She finally full on called me a rapist (fondling while drunk is not rape lmao) and blocked me on everything. I'm sorry I hurt you, I wish you the best and hopefully some day in the future our paths can cross again.
Anonymous No.33340806 >>33340810 >>33340812 >>33340813
>>33340802
>Women are always victims, men are always villains
>No, women can't be violent except in self defense!
Anonymous No.33340807 >>33340848
>>33340798
alright I've been convinced I wasn't really craving it anyway
Anonymous No.33340810
>>33340806
I said none of those things?
Anonymous No.33340811
>>33340804
I will not normalize the idea of forcing oneself on people. That is called rape and it is a very serious crime.
Anonymous No.33340812 >>33340815 >>33340823
>>33340806
How many school shooters have been men vs. women?
Anonymous No.33340813
>>33340806
who asked
Anonymous No.33340814 >>33340817 >>33340870
>>33340774
>>33340590

Men don't post shirtless pics because they are showing off, unless they are gymbros. It's probably a hot day and they just happened to not be wearing a shirt to stop it getting drenched in sweat. Men can do that freely because we have no boobies. It's not sexual for a man to be shirtless
So there you are. Mystery solved. That's how the typical man thinks about this
Anonymous No.33340815
>>33340812
NTA
If you count trans people, there was that one FTM who shot up that elementary school in Tennessee, but yeah the gender balance is skewed in favor of males.
Anonymous No.33340816
Why do you live near Harrisburg? You disappoint me with this behavior.
Anonymous No.33340817 >>33340849
>>33340814
>It's not sexual for a man to be shirtless
F um...
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340818 >>33340824 >>33340826 >>33340827 >>33340830
>>33340731
>In the end all we have are figments though.
Fair enough. We can never truly know another person. But then there's imagining they're a different person altogether.

Like my friend Mimi had a bf that imagined she was a perfect French girl, whatever that meant to him. Meanwhile she was French Algerian, very culturally mixed, and had no intention of playing the part of ze perfect French girl for any longer than she had to.
Anonymous No.33340822
>>33340794
anxiety and ptsd
Anonymous No.33340823 >>33340831
>>33340812
That, you could argue that women get more mental assistance.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340824 >>33340832
>>33340818
>>33340731
Forgot my cute picture
Anonymous No.33340825
>>33340783
Maybe that's why I don't like how I sound lol
Anonymous No.33340826
>>33340818
MKG, how did it feel to get anally raped up the ass in prison?
Anonymous No.33340827
>>33340818
>for any longer than she had to
Until she got the green card?
Anonymous No.33340828
>>33340552
Don't like but fine: small tattoos
No: piercings, gauges, unshaved legs, sores
fine: self-harm
Anonymous No.33340830
>>33340818
Give him a break, her name was Mimi...
Anonymous No.33340831 >>33340840
>>33340823
Mental assistance for men consists of a mental health doctor and psychiatric nurses drugging him with tranquilizers and raping him up the ass with an enema to stimulate his prostate while he is in a half dazed and hypnotized state.
Anonymous No.33340832
>>33340824
I don't get it. But those look like Kinder egg toys.
Anonymous No.33340833 >>33340842 >>33340845
>>33340735
M
I heard my voice recorded once and I was surprised how deep it was. But what I didn't like was my accent and my pace of words. I sounded like a dumb rural man (which I am, I suppose)
Anonymous No.33340837
>>33340552
I would date any or all of those
Anonymous No.33340839 >>33340851
cocks are so nasty
Anonymous No.33340840 >>33340856 >>33340859
>>33340831
nta half the time you guys don't even ask for anything and just try to thug it out before shooting up a school or something.
Anonymous No.33340841
>>33340803
Gross
Anonymous No.33340842 >>33340858
>>33340833
F but that could unironically be kinda hot. Hick or Educated?
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340844
>>33340726
>Post voice already, whore.
Oh right. I didn't get a chance last night because my day and night went to shit and I got a little carried away.
I might record the voca tonight, depending on how my nap goes.

>>33340735
>Do you like the sound of your voice?
I do. It's versatile. But I'm aware that my vibrato is really just masking a lack of precise control or pitch.
Anonymous No.33340845
>>33340833
It's funny how sounding rural always sounds dumb everywhere in the world regardless of language. Even if you're really very smart.
BlueValkyrie No.33340846 >>33340852 >>33340853
>>33340793
I have a permanent inner ear issue. And also I don't want to compliment myself.
Anonymous No.33340848
>>33340807
Eat something nourishing anon
Anonymous No.33340849 >>33340857
>>33340817
Women perv on shirtless men?... Seriously?
I used to think wearing only underwear was like wearing swimming trunks until my sister commented on my bulge and said "sexy!" and then I realised it wasn't and never walked around in my underwear again. I guess im still as naive. I have no idea what women look at or find attractive in men
BlueValkyrie No.33340850
>>33340804
How? That's illegal I think.
Anonymous No.33340851 >>33340860 >>33340861 >>33340879
>>33340839
I say this as a straight male, Objectively cocks are more aesthetically pleasing then vaginas. Its more symmetrical, women bleed out their pussies, it has a bunch of weird folds, there's a reason women need "feminine" hygiene products but men just need regular hygiene products
Anonymous No.33340852 >>33340887
>>33340846
>And also I don't want to compliment myself.
nta Why not? Can you not allow yourself a nice compliment ever?
Anonymous No.33340853 >>33340887
>>33340846
Just answer the questions please.
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340855
>>33340760
>just do it without asking questions?
Why wouldn't you ask questions of your own daughter about her interests?
Anonymous No.33340856 >>33340869
>>33340840
NTA but I think most of the time we really can't imagine others actually caring. Like you tell your friends or gf or family that you're in a rough spot and that you don't see a point in anything. Then what? Of all the things they have to care about, why would they care about your problem? And even if they did, what could they do to really help?

Not saying it's true btw, just what I think it crosses the mind of many men when they deal with difficult stuff.
Anonymous No.33340857 >>33340865
>>33340849
>Women perv on shirtless men?... Seriously?
I've been guilty of that one.
Anonymous No.33340858
>>33340842
I didn't go to school since age 12 but I educate myself on things I have an interest in. All these writing skills you are seeing are self taught... people say i'm smart but I don't think so
Anonymous No.33340859
>>33340840
I went to a mental health hospital once. My treatment involved getting held down, drugged, anally sodomized, and forcibly masturbated at randomized intervals.
Anonymous No.33340860
>>33340851
I don't think you're actually straight anon.
Anonymous No.33340861
>>33340851
>Its more symmetrical
lolno
>it has a bunch of weird folds
So does my cock.
Anonymous No.33340862 >>33340886
>>33340805
Sheโ€™s a bitch anon I hope she never bothers you again youre too forgiving for your own sake
Anonymous No.33340865 >>33340876
>>33340857
But he has to be shredded I imagine if women were to perv on him, like very low body fat
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340866
>>33340792
>I never got why women idolize mentally broken goofballs instead of stern hunters and warriors.
A hammer might not understand why a screw prefers a flathead or a Phillips head but only a fool thinks there's only one tool that's desired.
Anonymous No.33340867 >>33340878
What is your favourite song by Kittie?
Anonymous No.33340869 >>33340917
>>33340856
>Like you tell your friends or gf or family that you're in a rough spot and that you don't see a point in anything. Then what? Of all the things they have to care about, why would they care about your problem?
Anon... your fucking girlfriend wouldn't care?
Anonymous No.33340870 >>33340872 >>33340873
>>33340814
Shirtless pics have the 80/20 woman effect where men will find 80% of women attractive but women will endlessly shit on a shirtless pic of a dude who isn't movie star fit.
Auraless Arnold No.33340871 >>33340883
>>33340464
That's right, I'm his roommate >:]
>>33340462
I mean I've always had roommates when I've not been living at home cause I'm a poorfag
Guess I've just been really lucky desu, the worst I've had is messy people but I like cleaning so it's whatever
Anonymous No.33340872 >>33340882
>>33340870
>Incel propaganda shitposting
How about not doing that
Anonymous No.33340873
>>33340870
That would make sense. But I don't think I am personally attracted to 80% of women so I don't know how accurate that is for men in general
Anonymous No.33340876 >>33340881
>>33340865
Well, yeh, to some degree. Low body fat, that's a guy's idea of it. Bear mode can be attractive also.
Anonymous No.33340878
>>33340867
Brackish. Only because that's their only meme song that I've heard.
Anonymous No.33340879
>>33340851
>men just need regular hygiene products
I can't tell whether you understand that "feminine hygiene products" is just a fancy way to refer to pads and tampons
Auraless Arnold No.33340880
>>33340548
M, probably could but I don't intend to try...
>>33340552
>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)
>nostril piercing
>septum piercing
I like tats and piercings
>ear gauges
Indifferent
>unshaved pits
>unshaved legs
Not a big deal (I am grateful my gf does though, more lickable hehe)
>self-harm scars
>sores from habitual skin-picking
Also indifferent, I empathise with mental health stuff and bad habits
Anonymous No.33340881 >>33340885
>>33340876
>Bear mode
uhh what
Anonymous No.33340882
>>33340872
>incel propaganda shitposting
>now here's a picture of Dwayne Johnson, who is natty and works out 3 hours a week!
Fuck off
Anonymous No.33340883 >>33340900
>>33340871
>the worst I've had is messy people but I like cleaning so it's whatever
It shouldn't be your job to clean up after them desu.
Auraless Arnold No.33340884
>>33340700
You need to discipline him more
>>33340735
Nah I cringe too much listening back to it
Anonymous No.33340885 >>33340896
>>33340881
nta Oh, anon... you sweet summer child.
Anonymous No.33340886
>>33340862
I can never bring myself to hate her, even if the last few months have been rough and ended how they did I'll always cherish the time we spent together. I just hope she can forgive me, even if she spent too much time in her head and convinced herself I did worse than what actually happened (which I have no idea what happened, I was completely blacked out). I know I could get handsy when I'm drunk but I'd always respect when she'd say no, so I have no idea what happened this time. It's not like we weren't together for nearly a year and a half. Oh well, I hope she can get the help she needs.
BlueValkyrie No.33340887 >>33340888 >>33340894 >>33340898
>>33340852
>>33340853
I don't feel good grandstanding here.
Anonymous No.33340888
>>33340887
I guess that's the straightest answer anyone's ever going to get out of you.
Auraless Arnold No.33340889
>>33340770
That probably is a factor desu
Biased though because as a guy I've had the hots for basically every female manager I've ever had
Once I got arrested and the female cop was a baddie
MKG !!DMb/fPChADG No.33340891
>>33340781
>i feel like she already has
What has she done besides talk to you and give you free nudes? Genuinely asking.

Falling for a stripper can be fine if you're both fully accepting of each other.but you have to be objective about it and it doesn't sound like you are.there are ways to have the conversation that aren't hurtful or insulting. But expressing an interest in meeting in person would be a start. I'm assuming you haven't yet since you didn't mention that.
Anonymous No.33340894 >>33340926
>>33340887
It's not "grandstanding" so much as saying that one aspect of yourself is kinda, sorta, ok. Is it because you're a namefag and kind of a target already?
Anonymous No.33340896 >>33340901
>>33340885
Do I want to look it up?
Anonymous No.33340898
>>33340887
nta say one thing you like about yourself, missy!
Auraless Arnold No.33340900 >>33340903 >>33340944
>>33340883
I know it shouldn't be but I'm a nutcase and unemployed more than them so cleaning helps keep me somewhat grounded when I'm just in the house alone all day
Anonymous No.33340901 >>33340909
>>33340896
Go ahead, it's pretty benign.
Anonymous No.33340903 >>33340906
>>33340900
Unironically, cleaning cleaning products is probably a good idea.
Auraless Arnold No.33340905
>>33340781
The 4channer has fallen in love with the e-girl
Anon have you even met this woman in real life?
Auraless Arnold No.33340906
>>33340903
I was actually doing it the other day lmao
Anonymous No.33340908 >>33340931
>>33340805
>fondling while drunk is not rape lmao
It certainly can be.
Anonymous No.33340909 >>33340915
>>33340901
Ah ok so lots of muscle but with a moderate amount of fat, not shredded or excess fat. Probably a more healthy physique for a man than having very low body fat
Anonymous No.33340910 >>33340914 >>33340924
I want to play The Crew again. You know, that game I bought and paid for.
Auraless Arnold No.33340914 >>33340919 >>33340928
>>33340910
Play it then silly billy
Iktf I've had games for years including boxes one I've never played >_> adhd moment
Anonymous No.33340915 >>33340932
>>33340909
Yeh, that Bruce Lee look, most girls don't actually care for that.
Anonymous No.33340917 >>33340925
>>33340869
Are you seriously asking that?
Anonymous No.33340919
>>33340914
Oh, anon... It was a games as a service kinda thing.
Anonymous No.33340923
men who don't like cats are a redflag
Anonymous No.33340924
I gained a bunch of female friends from being in various hobbies, but now that I have either grown disillusioned with the hobby or lost the friends from the other, I feel lost and lonely once more.
Feel like the only place where I can go to make new friends is re-enrolling in college, but at 25 I feel I'll be around either 17-19 y/o freshmen or 40-somethings who have to take the course to get a promotion at work.

>>33340910
I learned the Cyrillic script from one of my friends and whenever I see that have I have to pronounce it as "Tne Sgesh", bc that's what the logo looks like.
Anonymous No.33340925
>>33340917
.. y-yes?
BlueValkyrie No.33340926
>>33340894
I also feel bad for ya'll that don't.
Anonymous No.33340928
>>33340914
Can't. Ubifucks killed it. For no good reason. It was a perfectly fine single player game.
Anonymous No.33340929
>>33340735
>Do you like the sound of your voice?
M. It sounds okay to me when I'm talking; like most people I don't like the way it sounds when I listen to a recording of myself. I pay attention to how I use my voice; I did some amateur acting when I was younger, and I'm good at reading poetry and doing accents.
Anonymous No.33340931 >>33340941
>>33340908
Sure but I had always stopped if she told me to stop, the one time I allegedly don't is when her friend was over. Guess my ass got too drunk and tried something forgetting they were there. I don't know, I just know the thought never crossed my mind to take advantage of her while she was passed out, especially since I always drank more and found myself falling asleep too.
Sure I put my hands on her when she didn't want me to though, and I'll admit I'm an awful person for that, but it's not like I full on fucked her in her sleep while I was completely stone sober.
Anonymous No.33340932 >>33340938
>>33340915
Interesting. I could achieve that physique very easily. What else do women like in men? Probably a basic question for this general that has been talked about to death but I don't know
Anonymous No.33340933
>>33340735
Male. I sound much better when I sing.
Anonymous No.33340938 >>33340942
>>33340932
>Bruce Lee
>I could achieve that physique very easily.
nta Anon...
Anonymous No.33340940
>>33340735
M
I am ambivalent towards it.
I do wish it was deeper and more conventionally attractive though.
Anonymous No.33340941
>>33340931
>Sure, I sexually assaulted her, but only when I was drunk. Why's she complaining?
Go away.
Anonymous No.33340942
>>33340938
No, not that one. The other physique
Anonymous No.33340944
>>33340900
NTA but this is so true. It's funny because I have adhd but I love cleaning and find it calming