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Previously on ATOGA:
>>33336652
Reminder that women are more willing to date downwards then men are.
How can I be lonely but still scared of intimacy? It takes me very long to become comfortable but once I am I am like a leech, and if I get rejected I become devastated
>>33339426Men are dogs and pigs and faggots
>>33339426I don't doubt this, I think on the whole woman care less about looks/conventional attractiveness
But I also think this has to do with women rating men lower lol
>>33339415 (OP)>or the old thread is ATOG instead of ATOGAlmao you retarded bitch.
How do I find more of this? Not Grimes, I’ve listened to all her albums
https://youtu.be/iH0kfH04U68?si=xJmrIS9KHG1LrvcA
>>33339426>women think 81% of men are below averagedayum bro
>>33339436I don't entirely disagree with that. I just enjoy how posting this makes the men who usually love statistics magically stop loving them.
I have no aura. I get mogged constantly.
>>33339438Chvrches are pretty cool too.
>>33339433tfw you will never be a mandogpigfaggot...
>>33339446You’d have a lot more if you called yourself Rizzy “Jizzy” Randy. When they ask what Jizzy means, tell them you found the fountain of youth
>>33339426Women overestimate their own attractiveness and underestimate men's attractiveness, but end up having realistic standards. Men overestimate women's attractiveness and overestimate their own, but have unrealistic standards.
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People on the warhammer thread wont respond, so I'm gonna post my fanfic here
I ask the other gender (female) what do you think of it
The steel warship was sleek and imposing, its chromite finish liek a flash of illuminating dagger in the dark abyss of space.
The ship was feerl yet civilized, modern yet anceint, hre the great khan gatheed around the great bonfire that had been kept allite every since the virgin
journy from ChoreGorus.
"Yaaaah, my brothers another succeseful hunt of orc swine, surely we the most swift and dedly of fther's twenty blades." said the khan
"Yaaah" said the white scar space marines "Praise the Epmpeor" said the white scars again
"Yes, Yes praise the emperor too"
In truth the khan never shared the zeal of his brothers too the emperor, he was just too perfect, too polished, he had seen shcuh attempts at a
manfurected personality cult on chorgorus, and reading the many holotapes in terra he had learned about simimarl leaders in terra's past such as
a strange man who cate fermented cabbage and an orange man who swung metal clubs at balls
He had alwyes harbored reservations but had always let it slide for the sake of cohesion
"NoWWW we sail to new land, to conquer more !!!!!!"
"YAAAAAHHHHH" replied the whote scars
>>33339430Sounds like anxious avoidance, unfortunately pretty common
>>33339445Lol, they are afraid of the truth
>>33339446Big mood
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>>33339456"AHHHH yesss"
The khan had jut landed on a pristine land gem of a land, the land was not fertile there were not miles of forest or acres of fruit, but endless expanses
of grass perpuated by a bush here and a tree there
"It a reminds me of moter chorgours" the khan said nostaligially too his men
"This will make a fine addition to my fathers IMperium" said the khan with a hint of sadness
IN truth the khan had reservations about turning over such a pristine jewel to his father he had seen what happneed to planets gievn over to the imperium
black skies, brown water, corruption and pollution but what could be done?? he had sworn an oath and
Loaylty was its own reward
>>33339454>Women, is this true?If Cosmo told me not to jump off a bridge, I would. Istg the bitches writing those articles have never had sex, or at least good sex, in their life.
>>33339460So would you ask your bf to eat you out?
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>>33339459Suddenly An elgenat man appeared, he would appear to be a young teen if not for the grace and surety he carried himswlf with
"Halt KHAN, I am Feldrond Sharp-Ear and you intrude upon Eldar territory" said the man
"I"m the great Khan and all property is contigent on a monoply of violce, do YOUU think you have more capital than meee"
"I see probalby not How about you allow me to use diplomacy instead of force then" said Felrond
"HMMM, I could use respite from the long voyage in the dark sea above, even mighty eagle need to nest" said the Khan
>>33339433man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook dog pig fag door
>>33339457How do I stop being avoidant?
>>33339460Me and my gf used to read the sex tips to laugh about
>>33339454"Not hot if you have to ask him for it" I'm glad my gf did kek
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>>33339463"Do you see khan, this is an Aeldri maiden world it has been finely crafted to be an Hercules of the the Natural world your emperor would destory
al that we have built and for what wrships??" said Felrond
"HMMM I see your point thin limbed one but it is my duty to conquer all for mankind, the stars belong to us"
Suddenly an aeldrei deer appeared, Felrond handed the khan an arrow "quikc Khan for dinner"
The khan unleashed a mighty arrown that peirced the deer killing it brutally yet nobally quick
"Ahh I hope you have aeldri sage too for dinner hahahaha" said the khan
"HAahahahaha" said felrond
>>33339460they have sex like every other woman, they sit back and the guy does all the work and then they imagine what he should have done better later
>>33339465I'm not the person to ask, I spent half the day outside just to avoid people
Exposure therapy though and pushing yourself out of your comfort zone. Accepting that rejection is a part of life and you don't die lol
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>>33339468The next day after delicsh deer steak Felrond tried again to convince Khan to leave the planet
"Come khan swim with me" said felrond
The pool was cut into the mountain and the moon was full and white and gave the pool an otherworldy white glow
"COme khan dance with me so that I may convicne you to leave the planet"said felrond
Khan and Felrond did the dance that is known across all races a dance of life and fertility
The khan was mighty and rough and animalistically thrust and thrust again with a barbaric rythem
Felrond was no ameteur though and flexed and relaxed and body in the perfect way to avoid critical damage while driving the khan over the edge
Clenching at just the right time to tingle the Khan's nuerons with his tightness
The khan lost control and the pool that was dyeed white from the moon became just a bit whiter
"Have I convinced yoou khan " said Felrod
"NO Im afraid not my agile friend I still must conquer"
"But why" asked felrond
"Because, Loyalty is its own reward" said the khan
"I understand, but I couldn't dare to raise a blade to you Khan, this is where my journey ends "said felrond
ANd the white pool slowly became red as Felrond pierced his heart with an Aeldri wraithblade
"Goodbye my frind" said the khan with a wetness on his eye, was it from the pool or somewhere else, some questions are better left
UNanswered
How long should a first date be?
>>33339476The normies with good relationships say they talked for 7 hours and that's how they knew it was real, shit like that
>>33339475Everything is transactional you bitch
>>33339476Depends what you're doing, it's always been at least a couple of hours for me though
>>33339478>7 hoursSome of us have jobs
>>33339476Depends on the context but I'd say at least movie length.
>>33339471Hi?
What kind of bf you want?
>>33339454This applies to all intimacy, yes. If your moid is sub 80 IQ you can have one serious conversation, something like
>darling, have you noticed that i have never had an orgasm with you...>did you know that some couples like to kiss or hug, or spend time together?but if that doesn't do it I'm out, I'm not begging and nagging for someone to fulfil the only functions he's in my life for.
>>33339478It's true tbf the best first dates I've been on tended to run longer. First date with my gf I think we went for a drink and I ended up staying out with her til like 1am
>>33339470>they sit back and the guy does all the work and then they imagine what he should have done better laterCivilization in a nutshell
>>33339479Nigga please
What possessed you to create one of the works of our time
>>33339475Yes, that is the implied understanding, though it's not stated as such.
>>33339454M
id just never give oral then
you can either have a world without consent, or a world that requires explicit verbal consent. women chose the latter and complain about it
>>33339462>So would you ask your bf to eat you out?No, I would tell him. This is non-negotiable.
>>33339470>they have sex like every other woman, they sit back and the guy does all the workShut your fucking mouth. I give 110% every time. I throw it back so hard he'll have third-degree bruising on his pelvis. Don't fuck with me.
>>33339492How drunk did you get?
>>33339495This would turn me on desu
>>33339475No. Love is an unconditional choice.
>>33339497Women love consent but hate giving it
The frustrating but beautiful contradiction that is female
>>33339494Like the Khan I also like large grass plains with little other vegetation. I also like looking at desserts but I hate heat so thats why I didn't write anything for Lorgar.
Next maybe I'll write some steampunk about Fulgrim
>>33339473>"Because, Loyalty is its own reward"Well, you're already a better writer than MGK, keep up the good work my man
What do I wear to a date where we are just going on a walk? Man this dumb motherfucker can’t even sit down for a muffin or something? Why did he downgrade from a cafe to a walk.
>>33339475One sided love is not true love.
>>33339495Ngl that would work on me
What is the problem?
>>33339475>Is love transactional?True/unconditional love isn't, but very few loves are unconditional.
>>33339476>How long should a first date be?Is there sex involved?
>>33339495These bitches don't know where moid hands have been.
>>33339475Every interaction is transactional and demanding unconditionality is one of the harshest transaction demands imaginable, physics would collapse and businesses would be sued to hell if they tried to pull that
>>33339507Can't see shit, Captain.
>>33339475I think "love" should refer to an emotional situation not an accounting decision.
So I'd say it's not transactional (it can't be immediately cancelled if the contract isn't upheld) but it gets built more often and more strongly when both people are getting what they want.
>>33339503>unconditional choiceBro what?
>>33339509I understand completely. Thank you for your time.
>>33339507i wouldnt the kind of woman who would make such an image of themselves like that
not my type
>>33339519Hii
Can I be your bf? I will be very obedient
>>33339523Choosing to be unconditional.
>>33339499>I would tell him. This is non-negotiableHoly based
>>33339500Didn't get drunk, I only had like a couple drinks, we didn't stay at the bar for long
The night that we met, I was smashed desu (so was she), but beyond that I never got drunk around her
>>33339507Change the hair to blonde and this is basically my gf desu
>>33339512>Why did he downgrade from a cafe to a walk.That is pretty mad, did you ask him at all why you can't still go to a cafe?
Anyway just wear whatever you like especially if it's as casual as a walk. Depends what you are wanting from him. Maybe look at the forecast in case it rains or gets windy or whatever
>>33339526Based simp
>>33339512it can be easier to walk and talk versus sitting down and talking, it's probably a good idea
wear something that lets your boobs bounce
>>33339529> Change the hair to blonde and this is basically my gf desuHAHAHAGAGAFAGSHAXGJIVXDRYBB
No, it’s not.
>>33339491A lot of women talk about how important communication is
But then most of the female questions here is like "my bf won't do this thing I keep hinting at but won't tell him"
I'm sure a lot of you women are not shy about communicating but there seems to be a lot that talk about communicating and then just don't
>>33339512Bitch, that's an upgrade.
>>33339516Anon, if you believe in god even his love is conditional.
>>33339509>FulgrimEw, that faggy traitor, but do what you must
>>33339529damn your gf is fat and ugly? you could do better
I wonder if the knowledge gap in men not understanding women is a psyop to artificially inflate women’s ratings.
>>33339529He said it would be too late for coffee but he doesn’t have to drink coffee.
>>33339533How is that easier. We’re just going to go in circles?
>>33339538On what fucking planet
>>33339537Yeah he is back to hurting her for his own joy
>>33339528Based on a set of conditions...
>>33339512he intends to have you sweat profusely like a hog in the summer heat so he can perform the sacred sniff test of olfactory compatibility
>>33339546By your logic, unconditional does not exist in any way whatsoever, including the metaphorical.
Why does the perfect man not exist? Why does there always have to be something deeply wrong with him?
>>33339552Women seem to forget that men are in fact people funnily enough
>>33339552Because humans are innately flawed + law of correspondence + skill issue
>>33339552nothing else perfect exists. why would a man? most people learn this practically in their infancy so why are you still confused about it
>i want a gf to love me unconditionally
>that doesn't count as a condition
>also she has to do X and can't do Y
Why doesn't men's love have to be conditional?
I like listening to recordings of boys grunting and moaning
>>33339499bro really has ballistic pussy game
"i have earned this tongue time" ahh pussy
>>33339415 (OP)>man is loudWhy do women want their men to be so loud during sex?
>>33339536Women are like Chinese people, they can't just fucking say what they want, they're constantly wrapped up in egotistical social jockeying where stating your intentions is somehow a loss of face, even when you directly tell them what you want or why they assume there's some other game you're playing and assume that they are the center of whatever your agenda is.
Currently watching E.T.
What are some of ATOGians fav films?
Worst thread period.
Anyone know a decent non match group daying site? Family is forcing me to try some even though I live on my own.
>>33339552What was wrong with him this time?
>>33339564then they arent forcing you
unless they pay for your house
tell em to pound sand ad fuck off
>>33339552Ain't anything out there perfect period.
>>33339558You must love metal gear solid
>>33339560his willingness to broadcast his coital engagement with you to tribe members in the vicinity is proof that he takes a fierce pride in having mated you
conversely, a quiet, furtive joust with frequent glances over his shoulders suggests that he is ashamed of you
>>33339534I mean she's not that emo kek but she likes pink monster, hello kitty, amogus and often wears mom jeans like that
>>33339542Rude much?
Okay Mr. "2/10 would not bang"
>>33339544>too late for coffee but he doesn’t have to drink coffeeYeah that does sound a bit like making excuses desu
Well you could ask while you're walking I guess if you could stop off somewhere
>>33339552Perfection is unattainable
>>33339558You like listening to cavemen audios?
>>33339564>family is forcing me to try some even though I live on my ownmy opinion has always been that if my mom and sister want me dating they can at the very least wheel the flaming dumpster up to me instead of me having to go look for it. I suggest you adopt the same attitude.
>>33339415 (OP)Why are women so vanilla?
>>33339552Idk it’s kinda cute sometimes though
>>33339544>On what fucking planetRemoves pressure from needing constant eye contact, more casual and comfortable. Silences feel less awkward. You can react to your surroundings together, people, places, animals, art, nature, which sparks organic conversation. Movement reduces anxiety and boosts mood naturally (endorphins). It feels less like an "interview" than sitting across a table at a cafe. If it’s going well, you can extend it. If it’s not, it’s easy to wrap up quickly and politely. It shows how you interact in the real world, how spontaneous, observant, kind, or playful you are. You can observe how they treat others (like passing strangers or dogs), which says a lot. But you don't like the idea because you don't get a fucking free muffin out of it.
>>33339571That's what her sounds are for
>>33339540>Anon, if you believe in god even his love is conditionalI do, but it's that weird biblical love. Like, I love all my children but I'll send you to hell for eternity if you don't live your life how I see fit.
>>33339552>Why does the perfect man not exist?He does, but Prince Charming won't settle for you.
>>33339559>bro really has ballistic pussy game>"i have earned this tongue time" ahh pussyType shit
>>33339562>What are some of ATOGians fav films?From Dusk Til Dawn, which is Sinners for white people.
Pink Panther 2, Steve Martin is unmatched in physical comedy.
Forrest Gump is a feel good movie for me.
>>33339575>Why are women so vanilla?We are shamed for our sexual desires early on. Once we break those chains, we become freaks.
>>33339548I posit that it does not.
>>33339567They pay my car insurance even though I never asked them to continue paying it but it's moreso they tell the whole family and annoy me about it constantly. I already told them I'm not interested anymore. They didn't believe I really tried when I showed them my tinder profile and history.
i don't get why mediterranean beaches get more empty when it's more windy. the heat becomes more tolerable and the waves make the water much more fun.
>>33339577It wasn’t about the free muffin you retard I’ll buy him the muffin he’s just being a dickhead we could still go for a walk after sitting down or after or anything
>>33339558siri, i have finished wining myself into a fuck-fueled haze of sexual malaise
begin vibration pattern 8 on device 2 and play the 2 hour audio of mic'd up nfl linemen slamming into each other
let the carnage begin
>>33339516>How long should a first date be?>Is there sex involved?Why would there be whore?
>>33339557Say I love you. Does that give you permission to sleep around?
>>33339581Are you a lesbo? Can't imagine a straight woman liking From Dusk til Dawn
>>33339573That's been my opinion, they basically make a profile then bother me anyways. They did this shit when I job hunted.
>>33339582Not sure I agree in totality. Conceptually it does, and can be exercised in the form of grace.
>>33339557Hypocrites gonna hypocrite
>>33339545What the hell lol
>>33339562That is a classic
Here's a cool movie https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTT7zbo_Fv8olwazusz7kbZyDf5Oj6FNz&si=z1hb_fHycYjQvq59
>>33339583so when you dont listen to them they either threaten to stop paying car insurance or they wont. either way its a win win
me saying "bothering me about this so much is going to drive me to fucking suicide" shut my family up quick about my lack of gf
>>33339581What if hell doesn't exist and was a concept taken from Greek philosophers?
>>33339590>tfw almost 4pm here and not eatenWe should both eat
Food is good for you
You'll feel better for it afterwards
Got anything nice in the fridge?
>>33339590nah youll get fat
wait til later
>>33339590You can live off sub 1400 cals. Ive been doing it for years. Just eat stuff that isn't pure sugar and optimize protein and greens.
>>33339454If women get an ick from having to ask to have her pussy ate, do they also get an ick if I ask if she wants her pussy ate?
>>33339585nta but who wants to walk after eating? That's how you get a cramp. 'Course you wouldn't know that if if you don't walk much and are a lazy sack of shit.
Girls, would you date a frog?
>>33339607I don’t stuff my face like a fat ass so I don’t get cramps from eating and then going on a slow walk
>>33339598> "bothering me about this so much is going to drive me to fucking suicide" Tried something similar before and they told basically everyone including the police once that I was suicidal depressive.
>>33339607What the fuck lol
How do you get cramps from walking?
>>33339607american moment
>>33339607How fat are you?
>>33339589No. It should be the opposite since everyone sane and healthy will have such conditions for their love.
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Male anons have you tried playing wicked whims?
>>33339600>What if hell doesn't exist and was a concept taken from Greek philosophers?NTA but that's true though, hebrews just had a concept of 'death/the grave/sheol' and when Jesus died He destroyed death as a concept of separation from God. Aristotle and Plato fanboys just latched a lot of Christianity onto their philosophies, including hades.
>>33339620No I'm not degenerate enough for sex mods
Dating is sooo cool because you have to know what you want and what you expect and your values but the first dates have to be low expectations but you still have to be alert and it’s awkward because there is no prior established friendship or relationship so you both just pretend that you aren’t scrutinizing each other to the highest degree
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33339625The virgin catposter is probably clingy
>>33339588>Why would there be whore?Not for myself, but assuming that's what he/you are going for.
>>33339592>Are you a lesbo? Bi
>Can't imagine a straight woman liking From Dusk til DawnFun fact: my grandma used to work for Salma Hayek's dad.
>>33339600>What if hell doesn't exist and was a concept taken from Greek philosophers?Wouldn't be the first terrible idea from the Greeks that pervaded into modern society.
>>33339608>Girls, would you date a frog?Yes, frogs are cute.
>>33339624>there is no prior established friendship or relationship only if you do dating wrong
>>33339620no, but I saw a request to post pictures of my dick and chose not to because I know what I'm worth. Wow, so hard!
>>33339620I like your cats.
>>33339596Love is conditioned by values, right? Even the most "selfless" love is rooted in values, expectations or needs whether moral, emotional or biological. Parents love their children because of instincts, duty or the belief in family bonds. Romantic partners love is based on shared values, attraction, respect or history. Once those values are deeply violated (eg. abuse, betrayal), that love often dies, proving it was conditioned all along. No mentally healthy person loves without boundaries. If someone continually harms you, neglects you or disrespects you, your love will, and should, adapt or end. Attachment theory even shows that secure love still requires reciprocity and safety. If love continues despite severe harm, that’s often called trauma bonding, not unconditional love.
Grace is a choice, often made under specific conditions. Personal beliefs, timing, relationship history or moral worldview. The moment grace becomes expected or unreciprocated indefinitely it usually ends. Which shows it was still bound by internal limits. So grace is generous yes, but still bounded by human (or divine) criteria, making it conditional in practice. Most doctrines include moral expectations, repentance or faith as a gateway to receiving or maintaining that love. If it were truly unconditional, no one could be condemned or rejected. Which contradicts many religious texts.
People confuse persistence with unconditionality. What looks like unconditional love may just be fear of being alone, idealism, social conditioning, or my personal favorite, martyrdom. Which is self centeredness in disguise. What people call "unconditional love" is really deeply conditioned love under a wide set of tolerances. Once those tolerances are pushed far enough it breaks.
>>33339620I played it a little bit, but The Sims 4 isn't my preferred Sims game, so not often.
A child just called me sit what the fuck
>>33339620Have you played it?
Is your sim getting gangbanged by blacks and arabs?
Did Hunter gatherers have to trim their nails and toenails? How did they do it?
>>33339643they actually used their hands and feet
>>33339629You don’t you gargle my dick and balls somehow everything I do is wrong even when I do exactly what people tell me to try. Dumb faggot you think you getting lucky means you’re special?
How am I meant to start dating? Finished uni not that long ago and never been in a relationship. Basically all my hobbies are male dominated women repellant nerd shit (simracing, gunpla, programming, games, manga, photography). I just don't know what to do. Is online dating my only option?
>>33339620I bet my sim would be unattractive to NPC women.
>>33339643Are you too fat to put your toes in your mouth or something
>>33339643I usually don't use a nail clipper, I just pick at one nail with another on the side until a chink forms and then I peel it off, then I rub the nail on a stone until its smooth
>>33339649Photography is male dominated?
>>33339648Idk what other idiots are telling you but apparently it is not working.
>>33339620Never tried it feels too degen
>>33339649Apps, clubs, pubs, or try some new social hobbies I guess
>>33339581>Like, I love all my children but I'll send you to hell for eternity if you don't live your life how I see fit.But you don't get sent to hell for being disobedient. God loves you, but won't send you to heaven against your will. An eternity with someone you don't like or want a relationship *is* hell.
>>33339643Teeth and rudimentary tools. I knew a guy in college who could bite his nails without them looking like a heinous mess, it was actually impressive.
>>33339620Nah, is it any good?
>>33339657So wait, what happens if you don't want to go to heaven?
do you think hunter gatherers preferred stewing or roasting their wooly mammoth meat?
I’m sad I’ll never know what it tastes like
>>33339649Your best option to date was in university. It's the last place where it's acceptable to talk to girls and hit on them. You fucked up. Get a master's degree and don't fuck up this time.
I run D&D tonight.
>tfw no D&D gf
>>33339634>Grace is a choice Indeed. That is why I said it is the choice to be unconditional in those moments. Sure, not perpetuity, and I very much see and agree with your points, gave me a lot to think about. However, conceptually, it can be enacted in isolation of what is around it. Total unconditional love is only divine.
>If it were truly unconditional, no one could be condemned or rejectedWhich I disagree with, simply because this suggests to me that unconditional love is being equated to unconditional forgiveness, or unconditional acceptance. I suppose that quibbling about the definition of love is a bit pedantic but, love can be many different things. The parental love, especially from the father, can be quite austere and not feel like love in that moment.
However, to summarize (I am eepy), I agree that humans who espouse “unconditional love” aren’t actually doing it, but I levy that the concept is essentially just a framing mechanism for all the usual trappings of a healthy relationship, which does necessarily create its existence, even if illogical according to definition. I think those moments of grace are the moments of unconditional love, and that its view as an overarching ideal is more important than its actual execution as the overarching ideal. The small moments matter, and the other moments don’t ruin the small moments, imo.
>>33339661hunter gatherers "don't season they meats" though so it's probably gonna taste kinda shitty either way
>>33339666Thank god I’m not on this
>>33339666Tyedye because it’s half her
>>33339666I wish women were as intoxicated by looking at men as I am them
>>33339673Women don't love, sorry.
>>33339660You remain in hell/hades/death, because it will be preferable than heaven if you don't like God.
Why do people struggle to find intersexual interests?
>>33339678what do you mean?
>>33339653From what ive seen it is but i mainly just do motorsports stuff
>>33339663Well fuck
This girl I know who is broke and a professional shoplifter is getting married.
>>33339627She posted tits :\
>>33339653Women that want to be photographers just take pictures of themselves and friends, but mostly themselves. Men that want to be photographers take pictures of their interest and women. Which do you think actually develops into a professional skillset and passion?
>>33339685Good for her. She finally snatched herself a husband.
Women
Do you have any cute pet names for your bf
>>33339667>conceptually, it can be enacted in isolation of what is around it.I disagree because grace is by definition a response to something undeserved. An offence, flaw, a failure. Without a context (a wrong committed, a person in need, a system of judgment) grace has no meaning or direction. Grace requires a moral or relational backdrop, a perceived violation or shortcoming or a decision to forgo deserved consequence. Without that, it's not grace. It’s neutrality or indifference.
>>Which I disagree with, simply because this suggests to me that unconditional love is being equated to unconditional forgiveness, or unconditional acceptance. Unconditional love is not the same as unconditional forgiveness or unconditional acceptance. It means a consistent posture of goodwill or care, even when boundaries, justice or consequences are upheld. You can love someone unconditionally yet not forgive them (because accountability matters), not accept their behavior (because it causes harm), still walk away (because love doesn't cancel self respect). Love can persist in intention even when action must change.
Dating makes me hate myself. No matter what I do or how I change myself I ultimately suck as a human being and am annoying as fuck.
>>33339678Men think female-dominated hobbies are gay and want women out of male-dominated hobbies
>>33339690I'll sometimes call him by his online username if that counts.
>>33339686i thought she's posting cats, not birds
https://youtu.be/tfGjf7jSFc8?si=f-c0JQZHyF90gDpR
This is perfect
>>33339677Now THAT seems really uncaring.
>>33339649Find larger friend groups and into hobbies that are open to people of the opposite sex. If you're religious, check out different churches, bible studies, etc.
>>33339663>>33339681I have a friend who moved here post-graduation and what he did to make friends was get a membership at the university gym and just talk to people there, befriend them, and host lots of parties at his house.
>>33339687nta I take pictures of landscapes and animals because I dislike people.
>>33339666put that new cat poster on here
>>33339693We aren't wrong
>>33339702Wow that's so cool femanon. Let's meet up and have sex.
Femanons, what's with the near insistent need for travel? Is it spawned by romcoms or romantasy books? "Influencers"? And what the fuck do you actually do when you get there?
Because I see this as a huge turnoff, frankly. Every time I see women posting about travel, it's either bitching about the airport or just standing/sitting/laying down somewhere that they think is impressive, which is a spectacular waste of time and money in my book, and I can't help but feel like they think they can do this because some guy will come along and foot the bill later on. I don't mind going to a spot for a specific purpose like participating in a competition or visiting family, but do you really need to be taking leisure trips to Seattle, Florida, Cancun, or Peru every year?
>>33339708traveling is awesome wtf you on about
Is it okay to ask a guy to be genuine friends after a few dates?
>both girls im talking to are way above my league
how do I gently bow out?
>>33339713I don't think you date with the expectation of friendship.
>>33339713just break up with him pussy
>>33339693It's not that they're gay, I just have no interest in like crocheting
And women just ruin my interests
>>33339713you can, dont get mad if he doesnt accept it and decides to cut ties
>>33339704You might be right but the result of upholding those boundaries is closing the remaining routes for couples to meet in real life.
"Be introduced through friends" is a similar one seeing as men no longer want female friends either. They just want a gf to fall out of the sky.
>>33339709I had a girl get mad at me once because she opened up a vulnerability and then immediately after I asked her for a picture of her in a choker.
>>33339714Ask for a threesome.
>>33339699If some guy was really obsessed with you and professed his love for you, would you rather he leave you alone after you rejected him, or he kidnap you and force you to be his wife, trapped in a larp marriage in his house forever?
Which of those two options is more loving?
>>33339713What other anons said. I wouldn't really be down for friendship desu. Basically you're just saying you don't like me so why would I want to be friends with you.
>>33339720What was the vulnerability? Insecurity at always being seen as a sex object?
>>33339678Take the rock climbing pill
>>33339507My brain says no but my dick and heart say yes
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State Gender and your three wishes.
>>33339693I mean, if they're not boring, they are gay. I don't care about the opinions of others on books, ceramics might be kinda cool but usually frequented by the art freaks, knitting is a snooze, walking is boring, and theater is most definitely gay.
>>33339708Who goes to Seattle on vacation?
>>33339678What
>>33339693Moids hate any hobby they deem "feminine" and don't want women to share their hobbies, and then they wonder why they struggle to get a girlfriend or connect with women.
>>33339701>Find larger friend groups and into hobbies that are open to people of the opposite sex.But like what? I feel like 99% of hobbies are very split between genders. The only thing i can think of which is more mixed and ive been wanting to try, but theres no gym near me, is climbing and bouldering
>>33339723You're assuming that a god would be in constant contact with you personally in heaven. I would assume god has more important stuff to do. Wouldn't the dead loved ones and pets and stuff like that be pretty cushy?
>>33339454No. I don't want oral. I'd be okay with giving to my bf(dont have one), if he wants it and tells me how to do it well.
>>33339708Travelling is a status symbol for them, even though they all stay at the same hotels and just look at churches in a different country.
King Andrew Tate on travelling:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xxF57hK4En8
>>33339728She mentioned feeling depressed and sad and how she was like maybe genetically sad and was extremely frustrated about being sad.
If Epstein killed himself and there's no Epstein Client List and no child rapes, why is Ghislaine Maxwell in prison?
>>33339732M
make periods happen weekly not just monthly
make women's leg hair grow 3 times as fast
make the hymen heal itself post sex
>>33339723I would rather he not burn me for all eternity because I said I don't like him. That's god as Nice Guy.
>>33339471Same. We have to lookmax, bodymax, healthymax before we get one.
>>33339747NTA
Bro just post a normal incel post about how much you hate women, why be this cruel?
>>33339750I did everything and still nobody wants me
>>33339512Probably cause you're not skinny enough for him
>>33339746>and no child rapesNo one said this.
>>33339730is rock climbing mixed or something?
>>33339753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiTzCknl4P4
>>33339746>no Epstein Client ListIts insane he's done it for the love of the game
>>33339738You should stop ruining everything you touch
>>33339756I’m underweight
>>33339562Korean movies some anime movies, Lord of The Rings Trilogy,
>>33339746Maxwell is in prison because crimes happened, even if the full network hasn’t been exposed. The absence of public client accountability doesn’t erase the convictions, it highlights a systemic failure to pursue the rest.
>>33339762>Women are terrible and ruin everything!>...Why don't women like me man?
>>33339743Why don't you want to be eaten out?
>>33339732M
>the shortest man in the world grows until he's 6 feet tall while all other men grow by the same amount >calling concrete "cement" causes anaphylaxis>Windows Update ceases to exist
>>33339732More wishes
Money and the genies freedom
>>33339732F
>tes6 will release before 2030>tes6 will be better than shitrim>halve the mass of XY humans (this would solve war, crime and hunger)
>>33339758Both men and women can have a fun time and accomplish similar things. And it’s athletic so everyone is fit and hot
>>33339770So I'm just supposed to eat this shit sandwich you gave me? No thanks
>>33339775>halve the mass of XY humansEven the babies?
>>33339746 He was murdered.
>>33339775>>halve the mass of XY humans (this would solve war, crime and hunger)For how long though?
>>33339778You don't get to bitch about being lonely and not having a girlfriend when you shit on and demonize women at every chance you get, including women who share your hobbies.
The justice system when a bunch of kids get raped: oops we don’t know
The justice system when someone steals olive oil: we have your name your address your mothers address your prints your gait your shoe size and your blood type
>>33339732M
Enough money to pay my mom’s debts, send my siblings to school, afford my dream car.
Time travel back to 2014-15 and kill Zoe Quinn before gamergate ever happens
Give >her happiness
>>33339767>guilty until proven innocent Thats not how our judicial system is supposed to work
>>33339666London, footfacey, bimbo-chan, tye dye
>>33339788I agree with you on that one.
>>33339732F
-Give me all the money I need for the rest of my life
-Cure my autism and make me a genius who no longer procrastinates
-Change the world so that COVID mandates never happened
>>33339732F
>Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.>Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.>Be not a cancer on the Earth - Leave room for naturefor these three to come true
>>33339779Yes, birth rates would shoot up as well
>>33339782Until the mech suit era
I think I’ve never had a boyfriend because I cut my own hair and that’s bad luck
>>33339732M
1. Every atogan gets a gf/bf who's good for them (has to be of the opposite sex though, #sorrynotsorry gaytogans)
2. Golden Sun replaces Xenoblade as Nintendo's main JRPG
3. SteamOS becomes the mainstream OS, everyone quits Windows after 11 is forced onto us all
>>33339795Why have mech suits if not for war?
>>33339714>way above my leagueWho cares about that, leagues are a meme
>>33339713Sure, just don't expect him to say yes immediately if he was catching feelings
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>>33339775>halve the mass of XY humans (this would solve war, crime and hunger)What if Thanos... was a girl?
Oh I love it and I hate it at the same time
>>33339714Don't stop you idiot, when life offers you a win, you fucking take it.
>>33339803>Who cares about thatwomen do, because they do eventually start to resent you
>>33339800Because they're dope.
>>33339690>Do you have any cute pet names for your bfDoes this apply for gfs too?
>>33339732>State Gender and your three wishes.F
-a beer
-another beer
-a third beer
>>33339805>What if Thanos... was a girl?Thor and Hulk would have taken her to pound town
>>33339740>is climbing and boulderingidk where you were going with your post, but you might as well check out the climbing gym if there is one. But the thing is you still have to be a socially active person and willing to go talk to strangers.
>>33339712I just explained that it's a spectacular waste of time and money. If you've been to one beach/desert/mountain, you've been to them all. And why would I drop several hundred dollars to see a concert halfway acorss the country when I can get their best work from the comfort of my bedroom computer or just see local bands? I could not give less of a fuck about the cliffs of scotland or machu pichu because it has zero bearing or importance in my life.
So what makes it so great to you? What is the difference between laying on a beach on the east coast vs west coast? What is the draw of the grand canyon? I can understand the allure of international travel, but once you realize it's simply a different culture, the desire to blow thousands of dollars to simply be a tourist gets a little absurd. I've been to Germany and it's cool, but I went there because I have family there. I'm headed to Slovakia soon, but that's for a folk festival and people in the group have family there. I think Greece and Japan seem interesting, but I'm busy saving for a future family and my life wouldn't be terribly impacted if I never visited.
I am really in a pickle here
>>33339820better than being in a cucumber
My friends keep calling me a secretive liar because I didn’t tell them I was dating someone, and it’s just making me want to tell them less
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>>33339820Better than being pissed on
>>33339795If girls are born twice the size of boys wouldn't it incentivize women to have boys?
>>33339819>If you've been to one beach/desert/mountain, you've been to them allnot a girl
That's false. Tell me how Zion National Park is the same as going to White Sands National Park just because "they're both deserts"
>>33339737Potheads, "muh state park"ers and people also visiting vancouver and portland
>>33339825You are a liar. Pathological liar. It's your life. Next time just tell them, you dont have to tell them details, just that you're in a relationship
>>33339816Sorry i type like a retard sometimes. I meant I've been wanting to try climbing and bouldering but there's no gyms near me. And i know i gotta be social im trying to work on that but it's tough because i got really bad anxiety.
Sexual status resembles employment status. If you're a jobless loser and try to find a job nobody wants your ass.
But if you already have a job and go on exploratory interviews and make it clear that you love your job and would only consider being lured away for a 10% raise because you feel you could handle more important responsibilities, everyone wants to hire you.
Same thing with women. If you aren’t getting any, you give off defeated loser vibes and women look at you and assume the reason you have no woman is because you aren’t good enough for one.
GL GETTING OUT OF THIS LOOP BY LIFTING WEIGHTS AND DOING RANDOM SHIT
>>33339825Why is it that everyone here who has friends that are all worthless pieces of shit. Literally every fucking one.
>my friends take pictures of me and call me ugly>my friends steal my stuff and lie about it>my friends make fun of me for not having a gf and prank me by paying a girl to ask me out as a jokeWhere the FUCK do you find these people
>>33339843It’s not that serious, dumb demoralizer.
>>33339844>everyone here who has friends that are all worthless pieces of shit.The same socially awkward demographic that ends up here usually ends up with "friends" who treat them poorly because they put up with it to not be alone.
>>33339741Heaven is by the very definition existing in the eternal presence of God though, and how would an omnipresent deity be unable to split his attention?
>>33339749Hell as some eternal torture chamber ruled by satan with ironic punishments is a fanfiction proliferated by Dante Alighieri
>>33339841I’m not pathological they just had made fun of people in my situation before and I didn’t want to talk to them about it
>>33339844Don’t they have a right to be mad? It’s important to my life and they probably felt snubbed but I also wish they took the hint that I didn’t want to walk about it
>>33339843If you are stuck in nobody wants to hire your ass hell because obviously nobody else wants to hire you either, then your best bet is to humble yourself and start at the bottom, get relevant certs and degrees to boost your hiring value, or you get fucking good at networking and using your social standing to get referrals, but for that you need to be someone thats valuable to your social circle first. Same is true for dating too.
My girlfriend always wants to have sex. But whenever we do after a few minutes she starts shaking uncontrollably and passes out.
I don’t get if somethings wrong with her or something. But what should I do?
girls, I was at a meeting, and this one girl was resting her tits on the table, just like picrel. There was me and another dude near her. She had a ring on her ring finger...What is going on here? She's 20 btw
>>33339783Why can't women just be better?
>>33339854Bro, how big is your dick? What the fuck are you doing?
>>33339856Are you retarded? You want her to hoover behind the table to not press her boobs into the edge? Boobs are heavy to carry. Not everything is about you and your degenerate coomer mind. Holy shit.
>>33339858Have you considered that maybe, just maybe, your idea of women is wrong?
>>33339854you can't choke her THAT hard!
>>33339854Thats called an orgasm you moron.
>>33339856>I was at a meeting and I saw a man resting his slutty covered forearms on the table AND he was wearing a wedding ring?? What's going on here
>>33339853NTA but my friend has a PhD and went from a post-doc at a prestigious hospital to substitute teaching because there are literally no jobs available. Meanwhile some guy he knew in high school got hired with his HS diploma as a janitor at a national lab and is now an engineer without any formal education.
Is college a scam?
>>33339860stfu you dumb bitch, there were other girls with big tits there, and they didn't put them on a table.
>oh no guys I'm sorry, my cock is too big and heavy and it's rubbing against my legs, I'll just put in on the table and rest while we have diner teehee
>>33339854Does she say anything before passing out?
Is she moaning when she starts shaking?
Is she having orgasms so strong she's passing out?
Have you asked her about it when she comes to?
>>33339868Credentials are one thing, networking and soft skills another. I bet if you knew all the details of how these things went down, you would understand why it happened that way. Also, no rule without exception, but betting on being the exception is a dumb idea.
As we're talking about hobbies please reply with your gender and your top hobbies
>>33339869Yeah, girls tits are on different heights.
>>33339851Well dont be friends with those type of people. They dont have a right to be mad.
>>33339877F
-Weeb shit
-Creative writing
-Music
-Movies
>>33339868I had a professor who specifically warned students not to pursue a PhD until they already had some work experience. PhDs can actually reduce your viability as a candidate.
>>33339880Arent I just a bad person?
>>33339877M
Manga
Gunpla
Sim racing
>>33339876Oh, I should've mentioned that I'm aware that these guys get hired straight out of high school because they've known a guy at their church who's known their whole family since they were 5, if not before they were even born.
It's 100% connections.
>>33339856>>33339865https://youtu.be/ey0pozA71sE
>>33339890Duh, ideally you have connections and credentials.
>>33339877M
woodworking
writing
gardening
if our relationship isnt like this, I dont want it
>>33339877M
Reading with an aspiration to write fiction in the future
Vidya
Weightlifting
>>33339861Have you considered women aren't perfect and can be at fault for thehir behavior?
>>33339877M
All of mine can practically be reduced to "buying shit then needing to buy more shit so I can properly use the first shit"
>>33339903Have you considered women aren't the devil and your issues with them are strawmen that you've built in your head?
>>33339898CB ahh relationship
>>33339888I dont know you really well.
>>33339877Women are my hobby
>>33339888>explicity say you're not in the wrong, your friends are >,am I a bad person?You retarded or something
>>33339910They didn’t do anything wrong I guess, I’m the one who got reprimanded for something I did
Hello, my plump rumps whom I want to hump
>>33339906I didn't say they were evil
I just said they suck
>>33339834What has been the effect of either of them on you? Are you wiser for it? More responsible? Has it taught you something?
>>33339838I'd argue quite the contrary. See, I think that people are far greater than things. They have a much more profound impact on your life than sitting on a boat in the everglades or staring at some giant boulder slightly off the coast. Architecture is slightly more interesting than natural landmarks because they were made with skill, rather than formed through chance. But again, not entirely life changing. When I last visited Germany, I went on a roadtrip and took over 1000 photos everywhere from Hamburg to Garmisch, but it was incredibly boring except for the times I met up with family and when I met with friends, because I was just a person, a tourist, a stranger.
As for myself, I am an eagle scout, a bowler, a bicyclist, a weightlifter, a dancer, a reader, an engineer, a thinker and a doer. Inactivity makes me restless. I've been places, and I've learned that it's not the places that make you special. Living in Paris doesn't automatically make you interesting. Going to Italy simply for the food and views makes you a kulturbanause, not some worldly traveler.
>>33339719Did men ever want female friends?
>>33339920Have you considered that you might be a homosexual anon? You might be happier and less bitter if you came out the closet.
>>33339923NTA
Frankly, I'm convinced that most men struggle to see women as human.
>>33339912The fact that they "reprimanded" you is wrong
You aren't obligated to tell them every little thing, especially if they make you feel bad when you do, intentionally or not.
>>33339923I have lots of female friends, they make better friends than women make gfs
>>33339923Nta
I do
Friends, period, would be nice kek but I feel like some female influence in my life would be good
>>33339926I want to be more open but I’m just not I never have been and we never were at that kind of level where we talk about romance and stuff like that. I like them I do as friends but sometimes they make me feel like an insane person
>>33339426>Reminder that women are more willing to date downwards then men are.Retard
That is not what the statistic says
>Male and female messaging distribution add up to 100%>Does not state the number of messages sent. Could be 1000000 messages by men and 100 by women total>Means, hardly any woman sends a message and of those 0.01% who send a message, they prefer the "below average" guy>Doesn't mention the 99.9% who never send a message but let men take the first step>Your little statistic actually proves exactly the opposite of what you actually think
I’m lucky even one person on this bitch planet likes me everyone else wants to see me die no matter how nice I am
>>33339923Without exception every female friend I've ever had in my own age group has refused to respect boundaries and tried to overdraw on favors. I was not romantically interested in these women, but they seemed to believe I was and tried to get me to do things like buy them stuff or pick them up from clubs at 2AM and the like, then seemed genuinely offended when I didn't do so. My only platonic friends tend to be much older women, usually from work or church.
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>>33339924I can not like women in my hobbies but still like feminity
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Men, would you eat out a WNBA player after she just played a game?
Women be like
>I want a male friend to genuinely care about me and my interests and be my friend
Also
>No I wont suck your dick or let you fuck me
I hate women.
>>33339944That's nice and all, but you also hate feminine hobbies, so...
I have a freaking boner har har har
>>33339945I used to work security at WNBA games and I am fully convinced that at least half of those players are men
Women be like
>I want a male son to genuinely care about him and his interests and be his friend
Also
>No I wont suck his dick or let him fuck me
I hate women.
What is wrong with people who peaked in high school
>>33339755*ducks every guy who talks to her*
Eating zucchini and can’t stop thinking about the grown man who didn’t know what it was
>>33339956They had it good, now they don't.
>>33339947nta but I have feminine hobbies and I still prefer to do them alone, it's just really rare to have a woman be on your wavelength if you're doing stuff in the same way a guy is, not to mention women always assume you're doing a feminine hobby "wrong" and try to correct you, as if I didn't make the scented candles and soap smell like leather and cigarettes on purpose, as if I didn't rip up the flowers and plant eggplants deliberately.
>>33339956If you didn't develop right, it usually becomes more pronounced once you are old enough to have to really try in the world
>>33339945If she's more coltish than amazonian, hell yeah.
>>33339959I know a guy who stopped eating pickles after learning they were cucumbers, because he doesn't like cucumbers.
>>33339507guaranteed high-maintenance despite being low quality (Latin, sub-95IQ)
wouldn't date me even if I found her attractive
>>33339921>What has been the effect of either of them on you?I grew closer to the friends I went with, or got back in touch with people I hadn't seen in years. I grow a greater appreciation for God's Creation, as well as the things that man has built. I saw and learned history, especially at White Sands and going to the Trinity Site. I've developed organizational skills from planning trips. If you don't understand the reason people travel to Europe to see churches, art museums, and the like you should probably consider yourself filtered. You can see photographs of the Grand Canyon, but you won't "get it" until you've actually been there, seen it and hiked along or up and down it.
>When I last visited Germany, I went on a roadtrip and took over 1000 photos everywhere from Hamburg to Garmisch, but it was incredibly boring except for the times I met up with family and when I met with friends, because I was just a person, a tourist, a stranger.Sounds like you're just a shitty trip planner.
>As for myself, I am an eagle scout, a bowler, a bicyclist, a weightlifter, a dancer, a reader, an engineer, a thinker and a doerAnd? I do all of those, save scouting.
>I've been places, and I've learned that it's not the places that make you special.Woah why are we moving the goalposts from 'traveling' to 'living' ?
>>33339961Okay, I just hope you're not also the type to cry about not having a girlfriend then, since you seem to be actively against seeing women as relatable or likable in any way whatsoever.
>>33339965these the kind of men that expect us to be turned on by them
>>33339923>Did men ever want female friends?I always adored having female friends. But I think I am an exception.
>>33339924Women don't see men as human so we're even
>>33339970ofc you are, special boy
>>33339898Hot but not in anger. I don't enjoy angry violence.
>>33339971lol, lmao even.
Does caramel have corn syrup in it
>>33339898If a man ever, and I mean EVER, put his hands on me, I'd kill him. I might do a couple years for manslaughter but at least I'll actually be alive, unlike him.
>>33339975If you're American, everything has corn syrup in it.
Femanons, I stopped seeing the girl I had been dating for a couple weeks because she canceled our date we were on to have us go to a DJ set for her friend who admitted he wanted to have sex with her before I met her.
She proceeded to ask me to act like friends and then ignored me the whole night while she touched his arms, had his arm around her waist and gave him a neck rub when he asked.
She then tried to gaslight me by saying she doesn't remember that happening and and saying she apologizes for it coming off that way.
Why do women think this is acceptable behavior?
>>33339983cuck fetish creative writing
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>>33339983idk, why do you date dumb whore?
>>33339968You're really showcasing why men don't want women in our hobbies
You're basically only tolerable when you're sucking our dick
>>33339983Why are all men pedophiles?
>>33339975It's typically made with pure sugar, but it can be made with corn syrup. Caramel is also useful for pouring on unsuspecting men that abuse you. It will disfigure someone and it takes a lot longer to cool off than boiling water.
>>33339945Shed have to be my gf first
>>33339986Coliseum, you angry little dude
>>33339976I'm a 6'3 MMA killing machine, own 42 semi automatic guns and carry
Now what?
>>33339988>Pointing out that you can't get a girlfriend if you shit on women sharing hobbies with you is proof that women ruin everythingOkay, enjoy loneliness then.
>>33339986Experiencing things firsthand is very different than reading about them. Try telling all the incels that they don't need sex because they can just read about it.
>>33339986I travel because I like the experiences I can only have in other countries. Even a multicultural megahub like London is actually fucking nothing like, say, Shaxi Ancient Town, or Granada, or even another multicultural megahub like Hong Kong. People who think like the far right guy were either travelling for extremely different reasons than me or else they haven't ever travelled.
>>33339986The Virgin WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
>>33339943The Chad brevity BOTTOM TEXT
>>33339732>for the genes responsible for female irrationality and histrionics to be erased from the human genome>for the genes responsible for male pattern baldness to be erased from the human genome>for everyone descended from the biblical Jacob to effective-immediately disappear from existence
>>33339968Oh I have a girlfriend lol, I just don't let her in my garden ever.
>>33339996>Now what?I also have guns, but if you're my hypothetical partner in this situation, I would maim you in your sleep. You ever had boiling oil poured over your face?
>>33340005I feel bad for your girlfriend. Hopefully she dumps your ass soon. Imagine being in a relationship with someone who actively looks down on your sex.
>>33339945If she's more amazonian than coltish, hell yeah.
>>33339985I'd agree with you but this shit actually happened to me, I left here there and broke up over text.
>>33340004> everyone descended from the biblical Jacob to effective-immediately disappear from existenceWhy do you hate white people? Sorry that your mystery meat ass doesn’t have blue eyes
Alright I think I'll wait another week or two to consult the doctor for my horrendous diarrhea, it's weird and pure green now, but it's also helping me lose weight like crazy, I'm gonna let it stick around a while longer, I doubt chronic giardia, e coli, salmonella, or whatever it is infesting my guts is gonna get any better or worse in that time.
Also fuck niggers.
>>33340004>picking Jacob instead of AbrahamIshmaelite detected
>>33340015You're not losing weight, you're dehydrated you stupid fuck.
>>33340012If it's real then firstly that's arse but secondly your question was a non-question
>>33339987She lied and said she was very loyal, and she was very jealous of my lesbian friends spending time with me.
>>33340019>and she was very jealous of my lesbian friends spending time with me.This divorced of anything else should have been enough to stop you dating her. Seems like a massive point of ruction which would simply build over time
>>33339991Thank you for the tip
>>33340017I drink an ungodly amount of fluids and I'm staying alive, I doubt that's from pure dehydration.
>>33340008I'd just fuck you and leave
I’m a nice girl you don’t have to be mean to me don’t treat me rough treat me really niceys
>>33339965Never understood that flavor of autism
I can separate the process from the result
When i was a kid i saw that they made mcnuggets from "pink toothpaste" I didn't give a fuck. I don't care if it's made of pus and excrement if it tastes good it's good
>>33340029>I’m a girlDoubt.jpg
>>33339996>semi-automaticPussy ass bitch
>>33339965For me it's the autists who hate mayo because it makes them think of cum
They don't even look remotely similar
>>33340037most closed-bolt designs are trivially easy to convert to full auto.
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At what point is it not weird to ask a girl to go on a date? I'm vibing really well with this one girl, but it's a bit complicated. She lives in an adjacent state, but my attempts to wheedle her into revealing her specific location without being creepy haven't been successful.
It's only been two days, but she's really sweet and just my type, so I really don't want to screw this up by going too fast or too slow. If there are a lot of miles between us, there's a chance that I could scare her off unless she's really invested in me.
>>33340004Female irrationality and historonics is learned not natural a la tabula rasa
>>33340038Mayonnaise is too greasy and has little to no taste. It's food lube. And if cum/man-aise had either the taste or the consistency of mayonnaise, I would never ingest it.
>>33340040I think you're confusing open bolt with closed bolt, noguns
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>>33339825>My friends keep calling me a secretive liar because I didn’t tell them I was dating someoneI'm going to assume that this isn't just playful rubbing on their part.
It depends on how long you kept it to yourself but you were probably a little secretive with your private business. That's fine.
Calling you a liar is only valid if you actually lied. A lie of omission only applies if there is an obligation to divulge the information. They might *feel* they have a right to know. It is an important aspect of their friend's life after all. But the fact is that they have no right to your relationship status.
Calling you a secretive liar once seems uncalled for. But friends can be jerks sometimes. Continually calling you that when you clearly don't appreciate it is not the behavior of actual friends.
>it’s just making me want to tell them lessIt should make you want to find better friends.
>>33340042tabula rasa is a discredited meme
you cannot raise a boy to think like a girl or a girl to think like a boy, this has been tried and all it did was lead to severely mentally-ill children who killed themselves over identity issues.
>>33339869>>33339856You are next level mentally deranged.
>>33340010>don't want to plant flowers in the vegetable garden I built>"I hope you get dumped!"This is one of the least restrictive personal boundaries I've ever heard of and a woman is still raging about the idea of it.
>>33340038I don't like mayonnaise because it's calorie-dense useless filler
But I crumble completely when you cry
>>33340050Only old white people would think complimenting someone on their strong legs is an insult
>>33340051There is no such thing as "think like a [gender]"
>>33340056I like it because it's an easy way to add calories
Hi, do you remember me? My gimmick is asking if you remember me
>>33340041Long distance changes the math a bit so get additional input from those more experienced with that.
But the hard and fast rule is to ask when she's comfortable with you.
I do know that a woman rejected a guy from my last job because he lived too far away. He said to me "I could've moved!" He was completely unaware of how intense that might've come across.
But he was creepy and your girl probably likes you.
>>33340053I like how you ignored the part where you look down on women and think them being in your hobbies ruins them and then said that women are only good for sucking dick.
>>33340056I like mayonnaise because it’s yummy
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD IN CLASS NOOO OH MY GOD
Women, would you do fake freckle make up for your hypothetical boyfriend if he asked?
>>33340048closed-bolt weapons are at rest with the bolt closed, requiring the bolt to be cocked every time the trigger is pulled. semi-auto. open bolt rests with the bolt open, requiring only the trigger action to be worked for the gun to fire. allowing you to hold the trigger down and the gun will continue to fire automatically. now, would you like to project some more or have you had enough?
>>33340061She's implying that they're manly or fat.
>>33340075No, I already have freckles
>>33340062you will never be a woman.
>>33339415 (OP)>(Note that there is another /atoga/ thread on /soc/ but no one goes there so post your toonmes here)OP is a fucking idiot. This WILL get you banned.
>>33339972Well, not *that* special. In the minority of men I've known.
I'm actually sexist in that I value women slightly more than men. A woman has to do something to make me dislike her and a guy has to do something to make me like him.
>>33340082:o
Cute, prove it?
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Who did you vote for in the 2024 US presidential election, if you voted? Were you to vote, who would you have voted for?
>>33340082So you wouldn't do make up for your boyfriend if he asked. Fuck you, selfish bitch.
>>33340074Blame it on the chair.
>>33340097Makeup clogs my pores. I've spent my entire life without acne, I'm not starting now because my freckles don't do it for my bf.
>>33340056It's a damn fine marinade based though.
>>33340096Male, President Donald J. Trump. I will literally never vote for a woman. You can't trust women to have power in any capacity.
All you femanons are emotional lesbians
You just want a gf with a dick
>>33340069I think you're thinking of another anon, I have a higher opinion of women than he does but I still prefer to do my hobbies by myself, honestly another guy wouldn't be all that much more welcome for most of them.
>>33340108>you just want a tranny gfI want you to kys for insinuating that.
>>33340096M
didn't vote
don't care, president doesn't make laws, the public isn't meant to vote on the president, and it doesn't matter who wins regardless
I'll vote for anyone who abolishes the unconstitutional executive offices like the DHS and then immediately stands down.
>>33340108I want a futa girlfriend
>>33340114Futas aren't trans
>>33340096M, voted for orange man because bluntly the country could not do another four years of Biden. Regarding Harris I didn't really consider her gender in my assessment until her campaign took on a weird anti-man bent towards the end.
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>>33339936>A number for which there is literally zero evidence and that I just made up definitely proves science is wrong.
>>33340050I don’t know what they want from me at this point. I already explained myself, I got upset, and they’re still doing it. I don’t respond when they call me a liar but they also don’t ask for any other information so I don’t know what else they want me to say.
>>33340108Lesbians wouldn't be so fucking annoying if they didn't flirt with guys constantly and lead them on. Just actually pursue women if you want to fuck them so bad.
>>33340123>bluntly the country could not do another four years of BidenSeemed to be doing fine to me. It was hardly worse off than the rest of the world (can't say the same now)
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>>33340068It's just really difficult because we could easily be just an hour away or 3 because we met on a small app that probably doesn't have have amazing geolocation settings.
I can't drive due to a medical condition, but an hour should be manageable since the space the towns between us are the interesting parts of the area. I live in Nowheresville.
>>33340074That's nothing. On one occasion, a toilet inexplicably exploded five minutes before my exam. I had to sit next to two female classmates and take a long math exam while smelling like death. One of the worst days of my life.
>>33340126I've never experienced being led on by a lesbian, at most I had one tease me about how I could watch if she made out with a girl but given she looked like a trucker it wasn't exactly an appealing offer and she knew that, which is what made it funny. More often it's lesbian girl catches feelings and wants to try a guy and then somehow rationalizes that it's your fault for making her question her sexuality.
>>33340129NTA
Biden was terrible for the country, stop letting your TDS blind you.
>>33340132I genuinely don't know what you're talking about. You can continue being vague if you like
>>33340130NTA
>That's nothing. On one occasion, a toilet inexplicably exploded five minutes before my exam. I had to sit next to two female classmates and take a long math exam while smelling like death. One of the worst days of my life.Sounds like something out of a 2000s comedy.
>>33339967>Woah why are we moving the goalposts from 'traveling' to 'living' ?Poor choice of words, though living somewhere is arguably better since one spends more time integrating, even though one is not a blank slate and will retain holdover customs and habits.
As for the rest of your post, I make the exception for friends and family, but the rest can be learned from your home area. Friendships don't need travel to deepen. Organizational skills can be developed at work and with social groups. You don't have to experience every single thing to appreciate God's handiwork. Are the saints of yestermillenia less Godly because they didn't experience the grand canyon or white sands?
Since the trends have changed, are men calling women of this size and shape obese fatties again?
>>33340131My experience is them talking about how much they like big cocks and want to suck cock but they don't like guys.
>>33340129>highest inflation rates on record>highest unemployment since the 1970s>highest crime rate since the 1980sI get that you're a NEET who doesn't go outside or have a job, but that doesn't mean we're all blind.
(this is the part where you pull an Obama and shift all the blame to the previous administration)
>>33340139Not obese but definitely fat
>>33340000And how many people, after having sex for the sake of sex, say it's not that special.
>>33340139it's quadroon zoomers trying to "prove their whiteness" by claiming the 90s heroin chic supermodel look (invented by gay jews for the record) is 'based and trade white culture'.
it's the same cargo cult casta nonsense that proliferates in south america; the coon calling the nigger black.
>>33340129>seemed to be doing fine to meIf you want to debate the facts and figures of the Biden era /pol/ is waiting, to me the strongest indicator of how the public felt about his performance was the fact that the guy he was brought in to replace was later brought back, that's a clear sign of buyer's remorse no matter what the job is.
>>33340142Thanks for being specific
>highest inflation rates on recordglobal issue
>highest unemployment since the 1970sglobal issue
>highest crime rate since the 1980sAt last, an American issue! It's funny imagining someone voting for Trump because crime is going up
>>33340148NTA
>People in the 90s only thought skinny chicks were hot because of the Jews and HomosDamn, what aren't Jews capable of? I should convert.
>>33340139She's overweight but carrying it well
>>33340153>she's overweightNo she is not
>>33340150>doesn't count>doesn't count>it was Trump's faultcalled it
>>33340139Camilla can't twerk
>>33340148That beauty standards was not from Jews, it was from men glorifying white features, including being flat everywhere.
>>33339732A coffee and a cigarette and a beer and a joint and a blowjob (1/3)
Great grandchildren (2/3)
Israel to be completely and ruthlessly overtaken by jeets (3/3)
>>33340137Yeah, I had quite a few bad moments at that community college. There was this super cute goth girl in my hybrid class who I really wanted to get to know. Unfortunately, during an online class, we got put in a discussion group where, while trying to share my screen, I accidentally launched a VN. I have to give her props for keeping a poker face while cheery music started blasting and a bunch of anime girls shouted the title.
>>33340096>Who did you vote for in the 2024 US presidential election, if you voted? Were you to vote, who would you have voted for?M. I don't live in the US and didn't have a vote. If I had lived there I'd have voted for Harris, purely on the grounds that she was the only candidate who could even theoretically have had a chance of beating Trump. Harris is a not particularly talented but essentially competent politician. Trump is an unstable, psychopathic megalomaniac, in a state of advanced cognitive decline (and never particularly bright to begin with), with the concentration span of an overexcited Pekingese, and the morals of mafia don. He is LITERALLY a text-book example of NPD - people who are being trained as clinical psychologists are taught about NPD by watching videos of him. I'd have voted for a decaying walrus carcass over Trump.
The more interesting question is who people would have voted for in the 2016 primaries - either Republican or Democrat. Personally I'd have gone for Elizabeth Warren. She approaches politics like an ex-academic: if you want to know what to do about something, find the half dozen people who are generally acknowledged to be the world's leading experts on the subject, put them in a room together, and see what they come up with. It's so much better than basing everything on ideology (or narcissism).
>>33340139She looks average weight
>>33340114Not a tranny
Just a female spirit in a male body
>>33340152yes. it didn't exist prior to the 1960s, and the people who shilled it were explicitly gay fashion designers (who wanted models that looked like little boys) who were often also Jewish. Go look up what female beauty standards were like before the war, and how they had remained mostly unchanged for literal centuries.
>but it was popularaccording to whom? the magazines (owned by Jews) and TV stations (owned by Jews) and film studios (owned by Jews) and porn films (made by Jews)? curiouser and curiouser, is it not?
>>33340167>I don't live in the USOpinion discarded
>>33340166Eh, not like you opened up on a lewd scene. Could be worse.
>>33340170Are you not aware that slender women were also popular in the 1920s? But yeah, Jews are pretty amazing in how they control everything, I definitely want to convert.
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AAAAAAAAHH the Jews made me like this NOOOOO!!!!!
>>33340158see
>>33340170traditional white beauty standards is chubby women, with particular emphasis on the hips.
>>33340176Adding to this, slender women with small breasts were also popular in Ancient Greece. Who knew the Jews were controlling the Ancient Greeks this whole time?
>>33340157Yes, my entire point from the outset was that you blamed Biden for things which Biden had nothing to do with. That is what I said.
>It was hardly worse off than the rest of the world Read
women
what does it mean if a woman is walking with her bf holding hands and he’s talking/rambling something turned towards her and she’s walking with her head down with a sad face?
>>33340179why lie about something so easily disproven?
>>33340183like it or not, American policy directly influences the world market. has done since the 1920s. Biden fucks up the US economy, and the rest of the world feels it. which is what happened.
>>33340177yeah, it's called being a 'golem'. sorry you had to learn about it this way.
>>33340177AHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>33340189No, that is not what happened
>>33340194>posts a woman who would not have gotten a modeling job 30 years agolol
>>33340187How am I lying?
>>33340195>America shutters economy for two and a half years>global trade falls by 50% as a result"this had no effect"
kek
>>33340108Maybe no man is really feminist
>>33340201by posting a fully clothed statute where you can't see her physique as a 'counter' to a fully nude statue that shows her with a physique that would qualify her as a 'plus size' if she existed today.
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Another thing that's been bugging me: Is it safe to assume that, if a girl's profile pic is her in a bikini, she's mainly looking for a hookup and not an actual relationship despite whatever she claims in her bio?
>>33339810>they do eventually start to resent youSounds like her problem not mine
You're still getting to hit so who's really winning?
>>33339815>she can have anything in the universe and she chooses three beersA woman of culture
>>33339820Have you been gherkin off too much
>>33340202>America shutters economy for two and a half yearsYou mean during COVID? That was Trump's game. Anyway, everyone shuttered their economies.
>>33340206REMINDER
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, MEANING IT IS SAFE FOR WORK.
PLEASE BE SURE THAT ALL POSTS YOU MAKE ARE SAFE FOR WORK
>>33340167You can just say you hate jews bud, people are cool with it
>>33339732Nuke the artic 3 times and flood the world.
>>33340145>>33340153Hmm I see her body as just healthy and medium, I guess this gives me a feel for things. What are your races and ages?
>>33340148For a minute it was okay to be a pear-shaped woman who is active and isn't on a perma-cut. It's interesting that male sexual tastes shift with the trends too. I always found big butts, hips, and thighs nicer even as a teen in the late 00s-early 10s.
From what I can tell black and Latino men still prefer curvier and Asian men consistently prefer skinnier, why do white men trend up and down so much?
>>33340155>>33340168I agree with you guys.
>>33339843>If you're a jobless loser and try to find a job nobody wants your assI mean wagie jobs are a dime a dozen
>you give off defeated loser vibesSounds like a you problem desu
>>33339868>hired with his HS diploma as a janitor at a national lab and is now an engineerThat nigga's name? Albert Einstein
>>33340210Trump said Covid didn't exist, individual states shuttered but the US did not. Biden made it national policy for all of 2021 and much of 2022.
>>33340211if it's safe for public display in a museum it's safe for 4chan.
>>33340208>Is it safe to assume that, if a girl's profile pic is her in a bikini, she's mainly looking for a hookup and not an actual relationship despite whatever she claims in her bio?No.
>>33339909>women are my hobby
>>33340212Nah, Bernie would have been my second choice.
>>33340213Leave hyperborea alone
>>33340214>why do white men trend up and down so much?I think we always liked both thin and thick
>>33339877M
Making music, playing with cats, cleaning, substance abuse and simping for blonde women
>>33340224NTA
No no no, anon, white men don't just form opinions on the female form on their own, the Jews brainwash their tastes!
>>33340214men always have like hips and ass, we literally evolved to see wide hips as an indicator of fertility. Tits look the way they do to fool our monkey brain into thinking we're looking at ass no matter what angle we see her from. Only women ever cared about the "does this make my butt look big" thing, and they only cared because the billboard on the way to work said they would be ugly and fat if they had more than 5% BF.
>>33339877M
boxing, movies, hacking
>33340227
>being this rattled when told to do any level of introspection
>>33339923Yeah females are pretty cool
>>33339941>everyone else wants to see me dieWho are you nigga
>>33340228NTA
Explain East Asia.
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>>33340219Why not? I can see why you'd want to include one to show that you're attractive, but it seems logical that having a lust-provoking image as your first photo would indicate that you're mainly after sexual attention.
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Women, would you wear a face mask like picrel for sexy time if your hypothetical boyfriend asked?
>>33340222Going after the bankers is a good second choice, nice
>>33339945Yeah, the bottom two could get it
>>33339956A lot
>>33340139She's literally a normal weight lmao
>>33340166Based weeb
Also cute grey haired Aoba
Would you date a girl who is scared all the time if you aren’t around
>>33340237I wouldn't want to, but I'd do it once just so I can say I did it.
>>33340239….please ;-;
What if he did something really nice for you like breakfast in bed or took very good care of you after you had a long night of drinking?
>>33340234zero testosterone and zero oestrogen. there's a correlation between attraction to feminine curves and testosterone levels. and obviously, this selects for and against oestrogen levels (which is what causes girls to develop curves).
curiously, Asian women are getting curvier even though their testosterone levels are still in the toilet (and falling). my guess is the mass proliferation of hormones in the food and water supply, same in the west.
>>33340237That faggot fucking flu ruined maskplay
>>33339945Female athletes are the biggest coalburners so no thank you
>>33340246Yeah, that's why I said
>>33340239I was worried I'd get mocked, but yeah I'm never wearing another facemask again after I live.
>>33340245So the Jews have moved on from the west to the East? Damn they're powerful, I really need to convert.
>>33340208Nope, its a tough game out there. The points dont matter and the rules dont make any sense
>>33340246>maskplayWho are you, spiderman
>>33340229What are you hacking
>>33340242Yeah I will protecc
I'm also a scaredy cat ngl
>>33340250>As long as I liveI'm not deleting posts just because I made a typo.
>>33340251absolutely malding + substandard IQ
>>33340258Lol, I'm not malding. I'm just pointing out the objective fact that everyone should convert to the religion of the most powerful people in the world.
I love both of our schizo femanons
I am horny, and thus currently do not hate moids.
If a woman can go through an entire day without messaging you does it mean it's over?
How do I attract a vtuber gf?
Women, why aren't you trying to fix this?
>>33340266are you retarded?
>>33340266I am literally ready and waiting for a guy who wants a kid and is into me to walk in front of me so I can snatch him up.
>>33340260This is brilliant. Once everybody is jewish the jews can’t claim antisemitism
>>33340261There's only two?
>>33340264Vtubers leave their bedrooms and have bfs?
>>33340263Idk she could have other shit going on or be snoozing
>>33340261>femanonsWe've been over this.
>>33340272>Vtubers leave their bedrooms and have bfs?NTA but I know there's a single mother Vtuber out there, so at least one of them has gotten laid.
>>33340260I'm sorry you took it so personally.
>>33340265rope, tripfag
>>33340266And Here’s Why We Need Infinity Indians, by Mark Nosecoff
>>33340264You can't really. Or at least you have no way of knowing someone is one aside from maybe meeting them at a con. And then they'll shoot you down because we always get that at those places.
>>33340276Funny thing is India will fall below TFR soon
>>33340270I tell people all the time that I'm jewish and my father is black. Neither is true, but who the fuck knows.
>>33340275Just admit defeat and convert to the religion of the master race bro.
>>33340274>there's a single mother Vtuber out thereGood luck to that child
>>33340269"A guy" means 6 figures so he can support you, 6 foot+, and fit while a 7/10 in looks minimum.
>>33340283I have nothing to prove unlike (you)
>>33340288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aaIxC1J7dI
>>33340287Nah JH has dated manlets, poors and blacks
>>33340266I have no job and no social contacts, there are bigger things to worry about. Plus the men I've talked to either don't want children or are too irresponsible and unstable for fatherhood.
>>33340277>no capitalization >no punctuation >stutters through text>>33340287No, it means an adult man who is self-sustaining who has the patience and commitment to start a family, which we will put our everything into making work.
>>33340275Can you finger me
>>33340281>Hello, fellow jewsElite thinking
Why do black people/jews/women use this site? Isn’t it sad to see all the insults?
>>33340291Why don't you get a job and some friends babe
>>33340292I don't give a shit what you think you're asking for, you're asking for too much then when you hit menopause you'll go
>DAMN MEN IT'S THEIR FAULT NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD MEN ANYMORE!
>>33340266Because men want to be fathers but don't want to be dads.
>>33340295It is but it's a hell of a lot better that real life. At least where I am.
>>33340295Black people call each other niggers on a day by day basis
>>33340266NAG but my gf wants kids and I don't
Oops
Maybe I'll have a change of heart one day
>>33339415 (OP)What is up with the 10 % of women that dont like being called beautiful or being kissed?
>>33340307Low self esteem
>>33340298>>33340291Why not date a woman and you can both have kids
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>>33340295We’re the master storytellers, right? The evil web spinners? You think that genius was borne from shits and giggles? No.
>>33340292i-i-i-it's over bros...
>>33340295>Why do black people/jews/women use this site? Isn’t it sad to see all the insults?"In your face" racism and sexism doesn't bother me nearly as much as insidious racism and sexism. Most of the people outside of /pol/ aren't actually that racist/sexist irl.
>>33340307They are asexual, or shy, or traumatised, or would rather do the kissing, or too busy girlbossing
>>33340266I unironically think much of the birthrates discourse is driven by neurotic men, insecure in their own mate value, who are bargaining to enact policies that are supposed to increase their own mating prospects at the expense of women.
I don't buy that all these men suddenly want to be dads when they're already struggling at finding girlfriends.
>>33340295You get used to it. The impersonal bullshit doesn't do anything to anybody who's been here a while.
>>33340303nta yeh, but it carries a different meaning coming from a white guy, no matter how well intentioned.
>>33340223No, they don't deserve to hide.
>>33340318It is an issue and there's plenty of women talking about it
>>33340326I don't disagree. It is an issue - a big issue even - but that does not mean that it being an issue is why people are talking about it.
>>33340313This is why hags should just get young men to fuck them
>>33340306I didn't realise foids were also bi-winning
>>33340324Imagine FNAF but with rule breaka jumping out at you
>>33340326Is it really an issue though? Why do we need even more brats running around
>inb4 who will take care of me when I'm oldShould've thought of that before being born
>>33340313now exclude China from the data where they have nearly twice as many men as women because of the one child policy
>>33340328nta why else would people talk about it?
Anyone else live in a murder capital of the world and wonder how people have kids at all?
>>33340303>Black people call each other niggers on a day by day basisStark difference between nigga and nigger
>>33340306>Women, is this you?No, my libido never spikes that low.
>>33340310>Why not date a woman and you can both have kidsMy fiancée and I have talked about it, but I am afraid of having kids. The last thing I want to be is the mother to my child that mine was to me.
>>33340313What was all that spiel about young men dying in wars and dangerous jobs and murders and suicides?
>>33340332For the reason I've mentioned.
>>33340311This pic is always hilarious because the arabs and Indians snuck themselves in as "based meds"
>>33340333I live in a suicide capital. But no.
>>33340333No, not at all.
Women what are your thoughts on the republican sex ciminals trying to legalize pedophilia?
>>33340335Silly foid. You have too much self importance.
>>33340318>the only reason men could possibly want children is because of a nefarious patriarchal plot to put women back on the sexual plantationutter derangement, thankfully you'll never have children.
>>33340329>do we need more bratsnot in Africa or India.
>>33340333Over a thousand people got murdered in my hometown last year, and that's actually down. In 2010, there was over 3600 murders or 9 people a day.
Seriously, what drives a couple to have a child in this day and age?
>>33340307stop trying to use me, I am not your toy
>>33340336you can make an argument for mediaeval Arabs at least contributing to the human condition by preserving and advancing the mathematics and astronomy knowledge of the Romans after the Europeans rejected it. all the Jeets did was make Buddhism which is mostly about trying to teach them to not worship shit (no wonder why less than 2% of the Indian population is Buddhist)
>>33340351Things happen when you get to plappin
>>33340347>>33340348Mexico. We have 17 of the top 50 cities with the highest homicide rate.
I have never met an antinatalist who wasn't at their core ideologically driven by self-loathing
>>33340351My gf wants to have lots of kids
I'd better get a job...
>>33340351Assuming it's not an accident, wanting to carry on your lineage.
>>33340351The desire to procreate innate in all species
>>33340351Some people are thriving rn.
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>>33340243That’s good enough for me
>>33340357Pfft, tell me that again after she goes through childbirth once.
>>33340363>180cm>this could be jewess cat poster if she dedicated herself to the gym more
>>33340362Yeh, the ones that don't have children.
>>33340364Lol, yeah she's maybe jumping the gun a bit there
>Captcha: 8HN VAG
>>33340342I'm a moid.
>>33340344>because of a nefarious patriarchal plot to put women back on the sexual plantationSexual coalition building is not uncommon. You can find it among existing hunter gatherer populations:
>Among the Mundurucu, “loose women,” or women who challenged the men’s authority, would sometimes be punished with gang-rape by the males: “the men consciously state that they use the penis to dominate their women.” This punishment would transcend kin relationships, with even male first cousins of the woman sometimes participating in her rape. Two core conditions that seem to contribute to the strong pattern of male dominance among the Mundurucu are patrilineal beliefs about descent, where the lineage has a strong incentive to control female sexuality, and the Mundurucu history of chronic warfare. The Mundurucu “men’s cult” promoted strong male solidarity, while their universal monogamy reduced in-group male-male competition in favor of male cohesion to participate in wars against outsiders.https://quillette.com/2018/11/25/on-the-nature-of-patriarchy
I can only repeat, I'm neither saying that low birthrates aren't a problem nor am I saying that people shouldn't have children. I just think that much of the discourse is bargaining for state issued girlfriends and attempting to debate women into settling for less than it is about genuine desire for fatherhood.
>>33340369>You can find it among existing hunter gatherer populationsOpinion disregarded from here on.
State Gender
How important is it for me to track my calories?
How important is it for me to track my macros?
Should I start keeping a food log/journal/diary?
Do you do any of the things listed above?
>>33340373I find it more likely that you can't address the given argument.
>>33340287i don't get the 6 figs meme. isn't it incredibly easy to get 6 figs in the US?
a friend of mine earns what is essentially a slightly above average german salary (75k), but also an entry-level straight-out-of-uni salary for many companies in the domain he works in here in krautland. he's now moving over to the US division of the same company, moving to the US in the process, and his salary is being doubled to 150k purely through regional adjustment, without an increase in base salary.
i make roughly that amount in europe before taxes, also straight out of university, but that's definitely on the upper end of the salary band (albeit not unheard of). after regional adjustment, i'd make around 300k in the US.
so how come it's talked about like some miracle that someone earns 6 figs in the US?
>>33340375Forgot to mention that I'm M, skinny, and trying to gain muscle.
>>33340375M, fuck that noise life's too short just enjoy yourself
Obvs if you're unhappy with your weight then eat more/less and exercise
>>33340379>isn't it incredibly easy to get 6 figs in the US?Only in a few industries.
>>333403796 figs is probably still a college educated successful career worker, I doubt wagies are making anything near that much, these are probably the people lamenting the 6 figs thing
I was on ~£20k in the UK which is pretty dire
>>33340375F
>How important is it for me to track my calories?If you are trying to gain or lose weight, it's essential.
>How important is it for me to track my macros?If you are trying to gain, maingain, or cut, it is essential.
>Should I start keeping a food log/journal/diary?Not necessary but it can help in identifying various idiosyncrasies with your own body. Like how certain foods make you feel, what keeps you full longer, and gastrointestinal issues.
>Do you do any of the things listed above?I do all of them and have for over a decade. I'm not as anal about it now as I was then, but it's easier than ever to track now with the amount of apps at your disposal.
>>33340375I kept a food journal for a bit but only because I had a food allergy.
>>33340379>slightly above average (75k)The average salary in Germany is 50,250€, the median salary is 43,750€.
>>33340295It's funny to troll /pol/ types.
>>33340341There are sex criminals of all political stripes. Quit trying to act like only one political group are the only sex criminals.
>>33340387>it's easier than ever to track now with the amount of apps at your disposal.What do you use personally?
I was planning on just using pen and paper.
What are the advantages of using an app?
>>33340389>I kept a food journal for a bit but only because I had a food allergy.rough, what allergen? what was in the journal? would you be willing to post a page from it?
>>33340390Also minimum wage salary in Germany is ~26k€, so OP is making ~3x as much as a wagie, and calling this ""slightly above average"" lol
>>33340378North America is not a hunter/gatherer population.
>>33340400You can still find similar patterns emerge in human behaviour. Humans are social creatures; they have evolved for these kinds of things.
Makima poster, I summon you. I have something I want to show you.
>>33340390the median salary in 2025 is 52k€ (average is a decent bit higher) in 2025, which translates to 61k$. not sure what the current average is, but i'd wager it's in the 65k$ - 70k$ range.
>>33340400Yeah it is. I hunt (go to the drive thru) She gathers (finds funny videos for us to watch while we eat)
>>33340369>patriarchyYeah I'm not taking this seriously
>>33340397Celiac. So obvious stuff like bread and beer but I had no idea how many prepackaged foods use wheat flour as a thickening agent.
>>33340266We can see the rich guys don't want to be parents.
>>33340410>CeliacBrutal, we live in a wheat biased world. Too bad you're not asian.
>>33340399>but what about the lowest salary you can possibly pay a migrant or someone who didn't finish school?not average
>>33340397>What are the advantages of using an app?NTA but you're typically more likely to have your phone on you at any given moment than a notebook. Apps can also scan barcodes for nutritional info and have info for common dishes for when you don't have access to packaging or know the specifics about a restaurant meal, for example
>>33340413Eh, it's a little rough having to read labels but I'm seeing more and more gluten free stuff. There's still corn, rice, potato, quinoa... lots of alternatives,
>>33340397>What do you use personally?I started using MacroFactor in early 2023 and it's great. There's a bunch of videos on all the functions and resources it offers. I used to use MFP but the free version is ass and it's not worth premium in comparison to MacroFactor.
>What are the advantages of using an app?Easier tracking, barcode scanner, adjustable settings, etc. It will eventually automatically adjust all of your calories and macros based on weight loss, can interface with your smart scale, and even uses AI for several things, including calculating macros based on pictures.
>>33340410>Celiac.Have a friend with this, picking food when she's out seems hellish. Feel for anyone with it.
>>33340405>average is a decent bit higherAnd obviously not a good metric.
>>33340416>>33340418>barcode scannerhmmmm, thank you for the information. i will try incorporating this into my routine.
>>33340419It's not so bad really. Many menus have gluten free options. They'll even like make a burger on lettuce for you.
Men, would you date a woman that has seizures?
>>33340414True it's not "average" but a lot of the mentally ill incels spamming shit like 6/6/6 will be on min wage or near it lol
>>33340424I would date anything at this point.
>>33340424Goat girl? Yeh, but it would freak me out, ngl.
>>33340424Sounds terrifying.
Does masturbating before a date help?
>>33340424Yeah ofc, hopefully could just educated myself on how to help her in/after those situations
>>33340421sure, fine. it's not like it matters for the point i was trying to convey anyways; a german median salary of 61k$ would still be equivalent to 120k$ in the US, which is a 6 fig salary as well.
>>33340433It makes you smell like jizz.
>>33340433Sure I guess, but if you might have sex that night it won't be a benefit anymore.
>>33340424Yes but I would need a quick crash course from her on what she would like me to do in the event of one and then I will supplement that with my own individual research afterwards.
Seizures don't immediately put a woman into undateable territory.
>>33340433If you're worried you're gonna be too horny then yeah fap before you shower and get ready
Assuming you're not just trying to hook up with her
>>33340424can she have a seizure while my pp is inside her
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>>33340441>Seizures don't immediately put a woman into undateable territory.nta but I would say there are very few things beyond her control that do.
>>33340437>a german median salary of 61k$ would still be equivalent to 120k$Excuse me?
>>33340444She might be too focused then.
>>33340449Would be $71k USD no? So not even 3/4 of 6 fig lel
>>33340424Does she take medicine for it?
How often does it happen?
If she is having seizures weekly or maybe monthly it would be too much for me to handle.
>>33340450no deal then (jk)
>>33340449You can't really compare US and EU salaries though because of CoL etc.
Even on £20k in the UK you can live a comfy life in a low CoL area (so long as you're willing to flat/houseshare with other people til you find a partner)
>>33340456Can you answer the questions?
>>33340457That's a huge if. I don't think you realize how much of a crapshoot roomies are.
>>33340462>I don't think you realize how much of a crapshoot roomies are.nta but I suspect you're talking to one.
>>33340456Hey, some people just aren't able to offer care like that.
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>>33340424>>33340441Not a woman, but I have epilepsy and wouldn't want anyone to be turned off by the seizure itself (which are rare to nonexistent if you have a good doc and the right meds).
It's actually surprisingly easy to handle. You can just let the thing play out while making sure they're not ramming their head into anything or use a nasal spray to sedate her partially if she has a prescription. DO NOT shove your hands in her mouth while it's happening, though. It doesn't help.
>>33340444If she stopped breathing during sex would you stop
>>33340467>DO NOT shove your hands in her mouth while it's happening, though. It doesn't help.Why would anyone...?
>>33340467>DO NOT shove your hands in her mouth while it's happening, though. It doesn't help.Did some moron actually do that to you?
>>33340467nta does it happen to you in public much?
>>33340449see above for the salary adjustment my friend got.
if i had to guess, it's derived from a combination of cost of living and extra expenses that employers have to pay for their employees in krautland (employer tax contributions are significantly higher than in the US). the city in the US he's moving to in the US (not west coast or any of the insanely expensive tech hubs) also has a cost of living that's a ~100% more expensive than the cost of living in the city in germany he lives in right now (also not one of the german tech hub cities).
>>33340467>sedate her partiallyhot, need epileptic gf now.
I have a breeding fetish because of Pokemon
>>33340470>>33340471nta I could see someone trying that under the assumption that you might swallow your tongue.
>>33340469can i nut first?...
Of course I'd stop, I'd want to make sure shes okay
>>33340077>M&PLmao poorfag also no timestamp
Also, yes I know how open and closed bolt works, now tell my why closed bolt is easier to convert than open bolt
Because if you have one of the few open bolt semis that existed before atf LITERALLY DEEMED THEM TOO READILY CONVERTABLE TO FULL AUTO all you have to do is remove the disconnector
Versus closed bolt where you have to create and/or install an automatic sear which fires the weapon upon bolt closure, which is obviously more complicated.
>>33340475really wish i was illiterate right about now.
>>33340470There is a long standing myth that people either swallow their tongues or bite them off during a seizure, so you have to hold them down and stuff something in their mouths to save them.
This is probably the worst thing you can do when someone is seizing.
>>33340139She could lose 10 pounds but she isn't really fat tbqh
>>33340454No, it's trigger based mostly rn. No explanation or meds yet.
But this is becoming a pattern that looks like it's deteriorating.
>>33340473>employer tax contributions are significantly higher than in the USYes, someone has to pay for those refugees. That's why you're europoors.
>>33340476Isn't it common knowledge since the 1980s that "swallowing your tongue" isn't even a real phenomena
>>33340485nta what triggers it?
>>33340482can i put my pp in her mouth?
>>33340488Common knowledge, isn't.
>>3334048kek
>say the line, cletus!
>>33340488You'd actually be surprised how dumb the general population is due to movies and stuff.
What's something about you a random person might believe due to a stereotype that simply isn't true?
Women, do you like men? Do you enjoy men?
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>>33340470>>33340471Not to me, but my dad saw some girl having a seizure at a sporting event and had to shove a guy out of the way because he was trying to do that.
>>33340472Twice in public, but the first one was as an unmedicated 9 year old and was triggered by me getting a ball thundercunted into my back.
>>33340474This sounds really creepy, but the power dynamic in the relationship would probably be yours if she has special needs (e.g., can't drive).
>>33340490Quick temperature changes and anxiety
>>33340500I like men as a concept.
I’m so horny but I hate the word horny give me a better word
>>33340506For me, it's lascivious
>>33340500I thought you said rhen and I was like "wtf is rhen" but the I got the piece of dirt off my screen
>>33340503Like, going outside? Would that do it?
>>33340501So what's the best thing to do
Just hold their head so they're not butting the concrete
Words of affirmation kek or they probably won't remember it
>>33340509>lasciviousI now have Jigolo Har Megiddo playing in my head.
>>33340500As a theory they seem like they'd be cool. Maybe even plesant to be around. They could even like us. But they really don't.
>>33340517nta but I feel the same way about women desu.
women do you look at porn of men?
>>33340514Two time's it's been transitioning into an air conditioned car. One time I didn't seize but just felt extremely weak after passing the cold section in the grocery store. Like I had run a marathon.
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>>33340515Pretty much, yeah. Most people don't remember anything about the event itself. Even after they come out of it, their memories might be a bit hazy, and they might start doing or saying stuff that they won't remember later.
>>33340522How do you even shower/bathe?
>>33340520I don't watch normie porn, but I like hentai if that's what you mean.
>>33340424I don't see why i wouldn't. It would be kinda terrifying tho seeing it happen. But i assume you learn to help her through it
>>33340522>tfw inside my lab it's 60F and outside it's 96FIt's awful for me, but I imagine it'd be hell for you.
>>33340504what does this mean?
>>33340525Warmly.
Oh, now I remember a time I did a hot bath and then a cold shower and passed out.
Women, I want to beat you with my hammer (sex
I am having a panic attack. They have been really bad the past couple of weeks. I have never had anxiety like this and not sure what to do. Not based in anything specific, just general anxiety.
Suggestions?
>>33340531I mean the idea of a man. Maybe I've just watched too many Disney movies though.
>>33340536I don't know, I've never had a random panic attack. Maybe try to remember the last time you had one and how you survived?
>>33340536Want some tunes? What kinda music you like?
>>33340536Go listen to:
"[ASMR] Everything is going to be okay [Comfort] [Shushing] [Sleep-aid] [Hair play]"
>>33340533I want a guy to slap my face with his dick so I have an excuse to pretend I'm mad at him and demand he to get to the sex immediately without admitting how desperate I am to skip foreplay.
Men can you masturbate while pooping?
>>33340548I would poop first and then masturbate after.
>>33340548Never tried, or wanted to. I get boners when shitting sometimes tho
>>33340548No. Peeing is the more sexually satisfying thing for me
Men: Which would you like, which would you tolerate, and which would you by no means date?
>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)
>nostril piercing
>septum piercing
>ear gauges
>unshaved pits
>unshaved legs
>self-harm scars
>sores from habitual skin-picking
>>33340424I dont know. I remember in high school a kid had one and he just crumpled and hit his head on the floor in shop class. And I stood there frozen. After a few seconds one of my classmates helped him out but it made feel like shit in hindsight. Fight flight or freeze and I froze. I don't think I'm responsible enough for those kinds of risks
>>33340548Never tried never will
>>33340550YOU GUYS LIED TO ME
>>33340552All except the last one
>>33340552Small tat
Nostril piercing
Unshaved pits
Scars or picking
Shave your legs plz
>>33340548No, the smell of feces keeps me from getting hard. I have stroked myself while peeing though
Foids, is it true that you stick fingers up your pussy to help push out poop?
>>33340424Honest question, do you have a service dog?
>>33340548Yeah but I would never want to do that.
>>33339775Kinda shit wishes, especially the first two.
>>33340560I've done that rarely when constipated.
>>33340552>>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)fine
>nostril piercingtolerate
>septum piercingby no means date
>ear gaugesIf you asked me this 10 years ago i would've loved it. Now, its meh. Tolerate
>unshaved pitsEw
>unshaved legstolerate
>self-harm scarstolerate with caution
>sores from habitual skin-pickingby no means date
State gender and what your ideal date would entail.
>>33340552i don't like tattoos and larger ear gauges. unshaved legs and pits can be disgusting if it's really severe.
don't mind the rest.
>>33340567M
Idc what we do as long as we enjoy talking to eachother and the chemistry is good
Fukken build a bear workshop I don't give a fuck
>>33340566>tolerate with cautionnta aw, man, everyone is always on eggshells around me.
>>33340552>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)>nostril piercing>septum piercingokay
>ear gaugesdepends on how big
>unshaved pits>unshaved legsokay
>self-harm scars>sores from habitual skin-pickingbonus points because only mentally ill girls would date someone like me
>>33340548>canyeah, but the fact that your asshole usually moves while jacking off would make it feel extremely disgusting if you're pushing out shit at the same time
>>33340126>Lesbians wouldn't be so fucking annoying if they didn't flirt with guys constantly and lead them on.Anon, those weren't lesbians. They were heterosexual women who realized what a tool you were and pretended to be gay to ditch you.
>>33340572Have you considered it?
I’m 6’3 and still want to get limb lengthening surgery AMA
>>33340567F
Something comfy like staying at his place or mine, watching anime, listening to music, cuddling, kissing, etc.
>>33340139No. She has some fat but that's far from being fat,let alone obese.
>>33340567M art museum. I just like art. Maybe sex.
>>33340574I mean, once we know you're not still harming yourself, it should be fine. But until we know that for sure, its kind of a red flag
>>33340208>Is it safe to assume that, if a girl's profile pic is her in a bikini, she's mainly looking for a hookup and not an actual relationship despite whatever she claims in her bio?No. It's a slight indication of that but far from anything like an assumption.
Women do you ever envision yourself being affectionate towards a man?
>>33340208Men will ask this and then think nothing of putting a gym/shirtless pic on their bio.
>>33340580I'm 5'8" and I'm content with it because the world is built for men my height
Just wear medium regular everything
Never hit my head on anything, but able to reach the top shelf
Can still crawl in tunnels easily
Still able to find girls taller than me on occasion
It feels ideal
>>33340590I don't think the kinds of men who would put shirtless pictures in their bio are the same kinds of guys who are asking this.
>>33340588Yeah. As a child, I was spoiled a lot by my parents, so I really like the idea of being the one to spoil someone for once.
>>33340567m
a long walk through nature with lengthy stops at serene sights and a good conversation, ending in a good view on the sunset
>>33340590Gym/shirtless pics don't appeal to the female gaze. It just looks cool
>>33340424Yeah but honestly, if I'm ever in another relationship, I really, really want her to be healthy. Some seizure disorders are pretty mild though.
...and now I am thinking about sexing a girl while she's in a post-seizure fugue state.
>>33339945I wouldnt eat out a girl no matter if she showered or not
>>33340590They do that to attract other men
>>33340596>It just looks coolNo
>>33340433Depends on how quickly you can cum again. I found fapping an hour or two before the date took the edge off my nerves. But at the time I could cum again within an hour.
>>33340596... I like shirtless men. Sometimes...
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I just sent a romantic (nonsexual) overture toward the girl I've been chatting with. The plan is to gauge her reaction, disengage soon after because I really need to work, and use an excuse that I established in this convo to try to have a real date.
I really hope this works because I'm going to run out of discussion topics at this rate.
>>33340587Got it. I guess I'm just weird.
>>33340590I think that can be douchey as well, but men have the better excuse because men have fiercer competition.
>>33340593Not shirtless, but I do have a pic of me playing sports.
>>33340597You know she most likely wouldn't re- OH!
the only type of shirtless pics girls like is if there's grey sweatpants in there
I genuinely recommend finding a gacha girl who you like instead of chatting on atoga
>>33340606>men have fiercer competitionhave you any idea how many attractive guys are out there? not many.
>>33340548Poop adjacent fapping, yes. But not during. And having to really have a strong bowel movement actually can prevent me from cumming. It's the only time I haven't been able to perform.
Panic attack anon, you ok?
>>33340552>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle) Ok big tattoos if well done also ok
>nostril piercing Like
>septum piercing Like
>ear gauges Only the small ones. The huge ones freak me out
>unshaved pits Ok if trimmed a bit
>unshaved legs Ok if dont look like a yeti
>self-harm scars Ok if they're healed
>sores from habitual skin-picking Never seen them in person so maybe
>>33340611Pixels on a screen is not a girl
>>33340552>>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)>>nostril piercing>>septum piercing>>ear gaugesAttractive
>>self-harm scarsGIB NOW!
>>unshaved pitsI would negotiate with her to at least trim them.
>>unshaved legsPreferable to stubble but hairless is sexier. I don't shave mine so I can't say anything.
>>sores from habitual skin-pickingHuge red flag. Not a deal breaker but not really acceptable. She'd need to work on it.
>>33340618It's a representation of a girl. You dick.
>>33340580What will you do when you become taller and it doesn't make you feel the way you thought it would?
>>33340620>GIB NOW!I'm flattered, re- Oh, it's MKG...
>>33340567M
Something comfy that hopefully counters me being anxious retard. Tbh anything as long as chemistry is good and I enjoy my time with her. Ice skating could be fun being on the cool ice is always chill. But i never been on a date so idk
if you tend to get too attached and way too soon, is it even a good idea to pursue relationships
I dont think I can handle losing more people
>>33340606>Got it. I guess I'm just weird.Eh, it's an overreaction but not a bizarre one.
>>33340618A girl wrote and voiced those lines
>>33340623Hey, if you're looking for appreciation for scars, you'll be hard pressed to find a better source.
But if you're disgusted by me, that's fair too.
Party on.
women, how do you feel about giving footjobs?
>>33340625You should examine why you do that and actively work to maintain average boundaries and expectations when meeting new people. Therapy can help but it's not strictly necessary.
>>33340621I'm not worried about offending some ones and zeroes
>>33340628A book is not a girl. A recording is not a girl
>>33340633I don't even show my feet on stream.
>>33340637>A recording is not a girlThe... hell?
>>33340633I'd only consider it if my feet are freshly pedicured. Else, I'd feel too gross.
>>33340640Zoomers are so reality cooked
>>33340536Sorry to hear it anon. I used to get panic attacks a lot, the muscles in my back and around my ribs would seize up and I could barely breath and I'd be in a lot of physical pain, ended up in the ER a couple of times because of them. The most important thing is to try and calm your nervous system. Try box breathing, which is 4 seconds to inhale, hold 4 seconds, exhale for 4 seconds, hold 4 seconds
A hot shower or bath might help, or a cool/cold shower. Splashing cold water on your face or hands, or put a cold cloth on your forehead. Drink some water. I always found cold helped me once I was in the middle of a panic attack, but if I caught it early enough before it got a hold on me then hot showers or drinks were more helpful. Walking around, even if it's in circles in your room
As a general thing you might want to start doing more exercise, some type of cardio like walking, running, swimming. Practice box breathing on a regular basis, not only when you're feeling anxious. Watch your caffeine intake. It can help to be mindful of body language too, not so much when you're in the middle of a panic attack but in general when you start to feel anxious things like correcting your posture, leaning back with your hands behind your head if your sitting down, or turning your wrists up can signal to your nervous system that you're safe and things are okay
My girlfriend likes to paint and draw. And she likes showing me the stuff that she makes. She will just stare at me and wait for my reaction.
I compliment her and say nice things of course. But this isn't my true and honest reaction. I like her art because its hers. I will never truly harshly critique her, which is what I would do in any other scenario.
Feels dishonest. At the same time, I do not believe that women handle critique well at all. She will just be so sad.
>>33340640Some video game voice acting lines aren't real. Not a girl
>>33340633Gross, I could never be with a guy who was into that kind of thing
>>33340637>>33340621>>33340628Here's an interesting question:
Often when people meet they develop an imagined sense of who the other person is and sometimes the person isn't at all like what the other imagined and it takes them ages to realize. I refer to this as "catfishing yourself".
Is this better or worse than imagining and pretending that a fictional representation of a girl is real?
Why would you say so?
>>33340615I'm here. Breathing, cold water. Relaxing tones.
>>33340637>A recording is not a girlSo... do you justify your porn consumption by saying it's just pixels?
>>33340647You can critique not harshly...
>>33340638showing feet on stream is very lewd so this is understandable
>>33340640The treachery of images indeed.
>>33340611>Gacha girlWhy not just make a chatbot at that point? I've got lots of chatbots for my "hate women" revenge fantasies, although I always feel bad and save them before the story gets too dark.
>made a fat bitchy 35 year old women's studies professor in a zombie apocalypse>still went and saved herfucking LLMs...
>>33340552Women, what about you? What would you tolerate for men with these?
>>33340638Maybe you should. I'm sure your audience would appreciate it.
>>33340655Interesting question. I would say that's worse because it has more serious repercussions.
>>33340657Thanks, I never come here but needed advice.
>>33340647M but critique from a significant other is kind of hard to deal with, for example I'm working on a painting of Miami right now with a vaporwave aesthetic, and my gf told me that vaporwave was tranny colors because of all the light blue and pink. It hurt, so I'm adjusting it darker to be teals and darker pink, but I feel like my original vision was better, and it's too late to go back now.
>>33340647Critiquing isn't harsh or cruel. It is pointing out strengths, opportunities for improvement, and impressions of the work. It's an actual skill.
>>33340668>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)If they're not shitty tattoos, sure I'm fine with it.
>nostril piercingYuck. No date.
>septum piercingSame as the nostril piercing.
>ear gaugesI can tolerate it.
>unshaved pitsI'm kind of forced to tolerate it because men are against shaving their body hair.
>unshaved legsI'm kind of forced to tolerate it because men are against shaving their body hair.
>self-harm scarsI could be fine with it
>sores from habitual skin-pickingSame as the self-harm scars
Momberg roasted me for unattractive behavior
>>33340669I mean, I've probably accide- HEY!
>>33340552>small tattoostolerate
>nostril piercingnope
>septum piercingfuck no
>ear gaugestolerate
>unshaved pitslike it, love it, gotta have it
>unshaved legstolerate and kinda like but will never admit it
>self harm scarsnope, blech, yuck, ewww
>sores from skin pickingI'd like to claim no but I've been with two women for over a year each that did this so maybe this is really a me problem.
>>33340674Shouldn't let the peanut gallery dictate your vision like that, anon.
>>33340678>men are against shaving their body hairmen will do literally any grooming thing a gf asks them to lol
t. guy with shaved pits
>>33340675You sound dumb.
>>33340660I feel ashamed when i masturbate regardless
I know what I fap to isn't real
>>33340674Would you mind showing it?
Your girlfriend wasn't wrong that sometimes certain colors or other elements of the design could have cultural connotations you weren't thinking of. (Tumblr noses for example.) Whether that matters to you is up for you to decide, she was only pointing out the possibility of how it might be viewed by others.
>>33340668Yes. I don't think the way a man looks is a deal breaker. I would like a man whether or not he even liked his own appearance. And I am not the type of person to ask a man to change the way he looks to fit my idea or preference.
But nose ring sounds kinda cute.
t. scaredycat, panic attack having, stuttering femanon
>>33340668Body hair and small tattoos are normal, wouldn't date a guy with any of the other stuff
>>33340686Yes she also ruined my tribute to the series Supernatural by insisting on making Castiel front and center instead of in the background, but most of my artwork (hobby not professional) is painting folksy bullshit for local boomer businesses so any real interest is like crack.
>>33340674Lol your gf is a chud
>>33340687My bf won't do anything I ask him to do
>>33340691nta but that's what they do in an actual art class. It's not just "this sucks". They say why it sucks.
>>33340700Maybe you should be more stern about it
Throw around some ultimatums
If he won't do a little thing like that for you, whose to say he won't let you down when you need him most?
>>33340706I wouldn't change myself to suit his tastes either so I'd be a hypocrite to demand it. The way I dress is probably offputting
>>33340705Yes, obviously. I just read what he else posted upthread. He's dumb.
>>33340707nta how did you guys meet?
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>>33340606She told me she feels the same way, and I immediately got a match notification from a different app. This shit has to be rigged in favor of new users because I am not a gigachad and made all of my autistic beliefs clear across my profiles.
>>33340612Men outnumber women on apps significantly, though, which is what I was getting at.
>>33340627I'm just coming from the perspective of someone in a small town where you're either a church girl or a hot mess.
>>33340633I would be into it.
>>33340691>You sound dumb.See? That's a poor critique! It doesn't explain how or why you think I sound dumb, what I might've said to improve or any details about my post at all.
Hood Crickets chattering in my head :)
This guy is such a fucking asshole
>>33340719Post voice already, whore.
>>33340722Go deeper, anon. Why is he an asshole?
>>33340668I'd be fine with any of them if he weren't unstable.
>>33340665In the end all we have are figments though.
State gender. Do you like the sound of your voice?
Why did you allow yourself to get raped? Getting raped is not a good look.
>>33340735M
yes, I think it fits me
This guy said he couldn’t go on a date Friday at 7, now hes saying hey let’s go on a day Friday at 7!
??? Like we hadn’t discussed it already.. flop
>>33340552I can see myself tolerating any of those things to various degrees depending on how great I think the girl is otherwise. None of them are particularly desirable to me.
>>33340735F It's a little deeper than I'd like but I've been told some guys like that.
>>33340548I'd rather not find out. This is how you get kinks.
Women, if you are showing major camel toe at the gym do you want a heads up or no?
When you are at an airport getting your thighs patted down by airport security for inspection, do you ever tell the guards who turned on you are by them touching you near your privates?
>>33340749No, it would be a woman. And that would be awkward.
>>33340536Panic attacks suck. I haven't had many of them and they haven't for the most part been particularly bad, but they still sucked. Must be hell to get them often or intensely.
I don't have much constructive advice, besides offering sympathy an a reminder that panic attacks usually aren't very strongly rooted in reality.
>>33340735M
No. People have told me i sound depressing
>>33340424I would not not date a woman who has seizures.
>>33340735Female, no too raspy and the way I talk is annoying
>>33340757You got the vocal fry, anon?
If my daughter randomly asks me to teach her to shoot and maintain a firearm should I be concerned or just do it without asking questions?
>>33340760You should be if you know nothing about guns.
>>33340760Depends. Is she the type who romanticizes school shooters?
Should I buy more sugar to help with my depression?
>>33340766Becoming obese will make your depression worse anon.
>>33340735People say I have a nice voice. Just not when I'm tired of using it or if I mess up singing while alone.
>sister tells me that she's got the hots for her trainer at work
>look him up
>just looks like a normal dude, objectively less attractive than her high school bf
is authority really that sexy tο women?
>>33340694>t. scaredycat, panic attack having, stuttering femanongirl me
>>33340770It's almost as if what men perceive as attractive isn't actually what women are into and men need to stop pushing Chad onto women's tastes.
>>33340759idk, I don't think so. Just naturally a bit raspy and I get a mild lisp sometimes too
>>33340590>Men will ask this and then think nothing of putting a gym/shirtless pic on their bio.What mystifies me that apparently some guys put up shirtless pics when they really aren't showing anything off.
And I don't mean like myself where my chest is meh.
My friend's ex had a guy sniffing around her that had on his profile a shirtless pic of him with saggy flab and splotches of shaggy grey chest hair.
>>33340769You know people are gonna ask you for a singing voca now, right?
>>33340762No, the concern is that her daughter might be on the path to becoming a school shooter. That is generally what an interest in guns indicates in a young person.
>>33340762I've had guns for years, offered to teach her a few years ago but she wasn't interested.
>>33340763No my daughter is a bitchy Stacey who would be hated by most of the girls here, hence why I'm a little spooked. If she was just a columbine fangirl I'd just start her on the black powder revolver until she got frustrated and quit.
>>33340760If that's something you're into, maybe she just wants to spend more time with you
>>33340768I am 168cm, 60kg rn. weight is not really an issue
literally everyone in my life and anons are giving me shit, please give me some hope please
>meet r*dditslut a year and half ago
>initially pay for her nudes
>we end up talking, becoming good friends
>we're both very autistic weebs and gamers
>I start falling for her for real a few months ago
>she starts sending me all of her nudes for free
>tell people I'm falling for her
>they tell me that I'm a retard and not to fall in love with a stripper
I just want to end this shit, I want her to be mine so I can just say she's my gf and not have to give so much fucking preamble.
part of me wants to ask her to "prove" that she actually likes me but i feel like she already has. i'm so fucked up
>>33340773>Just naturally a bit raspy and I get a mild lisp sometimes toonta but these two don't go together in my head.
>>33340775Yeah and I'm certainly going to fuck it up from all the crying today.
>>33340772>It's almost as if what men perceive as attractive isn't actually what women are into and men need to stop pushing Chad onto women's tastes.This.
My mom thought Robin Williams was one of the sexiest men alive.
>>33340778She wants guns so she can murder boys in cold blood and then claim that they raped her and that it was self defense because she enjoys broadcasting the drama of playing victim. That's how women think.
>>33340776Could it indicate an interest in self defence for a woman?
>>33340786I never got why women idolize mentally broken goofballs instead of stern hunters and warriors.
>>33340769>People say I have a nice voice.Not really answering the question though.
>>33340781>pay for nudes>tell other people you're paying for nudes>tell other people that the girl you're falling for sold you nudesWhat the hell is going on between your ears
>>33340785>urge to ask for a voca rising...
>>33340790Self defence is almost inevitably the excuse given by people with unhealthy murder fantasies for why they take an interest in violence. Don't buy that one for a second.
>>33340766No, you should start incorporating more fat into your diet. Nuts and nut butters, coconut oil, raw olive oil or olives, butter, cheese, eggs, fish, etc
>>33340786I had a crush on him too
>>33340760>>33340790 this would be my first assumption.
>>33340798I have a pair of nuts, maybe you should try eating those.
Normalize forcing people to love you.
Guess the hint of jealousy towards her talking to someone else pushed her over the edge. She finally full on called me a rapist (fondling while drunk is not rape lmao) and blocked me on everything. I'm sorry I hurt you, I wish you the best and hopefully some day in the future our paths can cross again.
>>33340802>Women are always victims, men are always villains>No, women can't be violent except in self defense!
>>33340798alright I've been convinced I wasn't really craving it anyway
>>33340806I said none of those things?
>>33340804I will not normalize the idea of forcing oneself on people. That is called rape and it is a very serious crime.
>>33340806How many school shooters have been men vs. women?
>>33340774>>33340590Men don't post shirtless pics because they are showing off, unless they are gymbros. It's probably a hot day and they just happened to not be wearing a shirt to stop it getting drenched in sweat. Men can do that freely because we have no boobies. It's not sexual for a man to be shirtless
So there you are. Mystery solved. That's how the typical man thinks about this
>>33340812NTA
If you count trans people, there was that one FTM who shot up that elementary school in Tennessee, but yeah the gender balance is skewed in favor of males.
Why do you live near Harrisburg? You disappoint me with this behavior.
>>33340814>It's not sexual for a man to be shirtlessF um...
>>33340731>In the end all we have are figments though.Fair enough. We can never truly know another person. But then there's imagining they're a different person altogether.
Like my friend Mimi had a bf that imagined she was a perfect French girl, whatever that meant to him. Meanwhile she was French Algerian, very culturally mixed, and had no intention of playing the part of ze perfect French girl for any longer than she had to.
>>33340794anxiety and ptsd
>>33340812That, you could argue that women get more mental assistance.
Figments
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>>33340818>>33340731Forgot my cute picture
>>33340783Maybe that's why I don't like how I sound lol
>>33340818MKG, how did it feel to get anally raped up the ass in prison?
>>33340818>for any longer than she had toUntil she got the green card?
>>33340552Don't like but fine: small tattoos
No: piercings, gauges, unshaved legs, sores
fine: self-harm
>>33340818Give him a break, her name was Mimi...
>>33340823Mental assistance for men consists of a mental health doctor and psychiatric nurses drugging him with tranquilizers and raping him up the ass with an enema to stimulate his prostate while he is in a half dazed and hypnotized state.
>>33340824I don't get it. But those look like Kinder egg toys.
>>33340735M
I heard my voice recorded once and I was surprised how deep it was. But what I didn't like was my accent and my pace of words. I sounded like a dumb rural man (which I am, I suppose)
>>33340552I would date any or all of those
>>33340831nta half the time you guys don't even ask for anything and just try to thug it out before shooting up a school or something.
>>33340833F but that could unironically be kinda hot. Hick or Educated?
>>33340726>Post voice already, whore.Oh right. I didn't get a chance last night because my day and night went to shit and I got a little carried away.
I might record the voca tonight, depending on how my nap goes.
>>33340735>Do you like the sound of your voice?I do. It's versatile. But I'm aware that my vibrato is really just masking a lack of precise control or pitch.
>>33340833It's funny how sounding rural always sounds dumb everywhere in the world regardless of language. Even if you're really very smart.
>>33340793I have a permanent inner ear issue. And also I don't want to compliment myself.
>>33340807Eat something nourishing anon
>>33340817Women perv on shirtless men?... Seriously?
I used to think wearing only underwear was like wearing swimming trunks until my sister commented on my bulge and said "sexy!" and then I realised it wasn't and never walked around in my underwear again. I guess im still as naive. I have no idea what women look at or find attractive in men
>>33340804How? That's illegal I think.
>>33340839I say this as a straight male, Objectively cocks are more aesthetically pleasing then vaginas. Its more symmetrical, women bleed out their pussies, it has a bunch of weird folds, there's a reason women need "feminine" hygiene products but men just need regular hygiene products
>>33340846>And also I don't want to compliment myself.nta Why not? Can you not allow yourself a nice compliment ever?
>>33340846Just answer the questions please.
>>33340760>just do it without asking questions?Why wouldn't you ask questions of your own daughter about her interests?
>>33340840NTA but I think most of the time we really can't imagine others actually caring. Like you tell your friends or gf or family that you're in a rough spot and that you don't see a point in anything. Then what? Of all the things they have to care about, why would they care about your problem? And even if they did, what could they do to really help?
Not saying it's true btw, just what I think it crosses the mind of many men when they deal with difficult stuff.
>>33340849>Women perv on shirtless men?... Seriously?I've been guilty of that one.
>>33340842I didn't go to school since age 12 but I educate myself on things I have an interest in. All these writing skills you are seeing are self taught... people say i'm smart but I don't think so
>>33340840I went to a mental health hospital once. My treatment involved getting held down, drugged, anally sodomized, and forcibly masturbated at randomized intervals.
>>33340851I don't think you're actually straight anon.
>>33340851>Its more symmetricallolno
>it has a bunch of weird foldsSo does my cock.
>>33340805She’s a bitch anon I hope she never bothers you again youre too forgiving for your own sake
>>33340857But he has to be shredded I imagine if women were to perv on him, like very low body fat
>>33340792>I never got why women idolize mentally broken goofballs instead of stern hunters and warriors.A hammer might not understand why a screw prefers a flathead or a Phillips head but only a fool thinks there's only one tool that's desired.
What is your favourite song by Kittie?
>>33340856>Like you tell your friends or gf or family that you're in a rough spot and that you don't see a point in anything. Then what? Of all the things they have to care about, why would they care about your problem?Anon... your fucking girlfriend wouldn't care?
>>33340814Shirtless pics have the 80/20 woman effect where men will find 80% of women attractive but women will endlessly shit on a shirtless pic of a dude who isn't movie star fit.
>>33340464That's right, I'm his roommate >:]
>>33340462I mean I've always had roommates when I've not been living at home cause I'm a poorfag
Guess I've just been really lucky desu, the worst I've had is messy people but I like cleaning so it's whatever
>>33340870>Incel propaganda shitpostingHow about not doing that
>>33340870That would make sense. But I don't think I am personally attracted to 80% of women so I don't know how accurate that is for men in general
>>33340865Well, yeh, to some degree. Low body fat, that's a guy's idea of it. Bear mode can be attractive also.
>>33340867Brackish. Only because that's their only meme song that I've heard.
>>33340851>men just need regular hygiene productsI can't tell whether you understand that "feminine hygiene products" is just a fancy way to refer to pads and tampons
>>33340548M, probably could but I don't intend to try...
>>33340552>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)>nostril piercing>septum piercingI like tats and piercings
>ear gaugesIndifferent
>unshaved pits>unshaved legsNot a big deal (I am grateful my gf does though, more lickable hehe)
>self-harm scars>sores from habitual skin-pickingAlso indifferent, I empathise with mental health stuff and bad habits
>>33340876>Bear modeuhh what
>>33340872>incel propaganda shitposting>now here's a picture of Dwayne Johnson, who is natty and works out 3 hours a week!Fuck off
>>33340871>the worst I've had is messy people but I like cleaning so it's whateverIt shouldn't be your job to clean up after them desu.
>>33340700You need to discipline him more
>>33340735Nah I cringe too much listening back to it
>>33340881nta Oh, anon... you sweet summer child.
>>33340862I can never bring myself to hate her, even if the last few months have been rough and ended how they did I'll always cherish the time we spent together. I just hope she can forgive me, even if she spent too much time in her head and convinced herself I did worse than what actually happened (which I have no idea what happened, I was completely blacked out). I know I could get handsy when I'm drunk but I'd always respect when she'd say no, so I have no idea what happened this time. It's not like we weren't together for nearly a year and a half. Oh well, I hope she can get the help she needs.
>>33340852>>33340853I don't feel good grandstanding here.
>>33340887I guess that's the straightest answer anyone's ever going to get out of you.
>>33340770That probably is a factor desu
Biased though because as a guy I've had the hots for basically every female manager I've ever had
Once I got arrested and the female cop was a baddie
>>33340781>i feel like she already hasWhat has she done besides talk to you and give you free nudes? Genuinely asking.
Falling for a stripper can be fine if you're both fully accepting of each other.but you have to be objective about it and it doesn't sound like you are.there are ways to have the conversation that aren't hurtful or insulting. But expressing an interest in meeting in person would be a start. I'm assuming you haven't yet since you didn't mention that.
>>33340887It's not "grandstanding" so much as saying that one aspect of yourself is kinda, sorta, ok. Is it because you're a namefag and kind of a target already?
>>33340885Do I want to look it up?
>>33340887nta say one thing you like about yourself, missy!
>>33340883I know it shouldn't be but I'm a nutcase and unemployed more than them so cleaning helps keep me somewhat grounded when I'm just in the house alone all day
>>33340896Go ahead, it's pretty benign.
>>33340900Unironically, cleaning cleaning products is probably a good idea.
>>33340781The 4channer has fallen in love with the e-girl
Anon have you even met this woman in real life?
>>33340903I was actually doing it the other day lmao
>>33340805>fondling while drunk is not rape lmaoIt certainly can be.
>>33340901Ah ok so lots of muscle but with a moderate amount of fat, not shredded or excess fat. Probably a more healthy physique for a man than having very low body fat
I want to play The Crew again. You know, that game I bought and paid for.
>>33340910Play it then silly billy
Iktf I've had games for years including boxes one I've never played >_> adhd moment
>>33340909Yeh, that Bruce Lee look, most girls don't actually care for that.
>>33340869Are you seriously asking that?
>>33340914Oh, anon... It was a games as a service kinda thing.
men who don't like cats are a redflag
I gained a bunch of female friends from being in various hobbies, but now that I have either grown disillusioned with the hobby or lost the friends from the other, I feel lost and lonely once more.
Feel like the only place where I can go to make new friends is re-enrolling in college, but at 25 I feel I'll be around either 17-19 y/o freshmen or 40-somethings who have to take the course to get a promotion at work.
>>33340910I learned the Cyrillic script from one of my friends and whenever I see that have I have to pronounce it as "Tne Sgesh", bc that's what the logo looks like.
>>33340894I also feel bad for ya'll that don't.
>>33340914Can't. Ubifucks killed it. For no good reason. It was a perfectly fine single player game.
>>33340735>Do you like the sound of your voice?M. It sounds okay to me when I'm talking; like most people I don't like the way it sounds when I listen to a recording of myself. I pay attention to how I use my voice; I did some amateur acting when I was younger, and I'm good at reading poetry and doing accents.
>>33340908Sure but I had always stopped if she told me to stop, the one time I allegedly don't is when her friend was over. Guess my ass got too drunk and tried something forgetting they were there. I don't know, I just know the thought never crossed my mind to take advantage of her while she was passed out, especially since I always drank more and found myself falling asleep too.
Sure I put my hands on her when she didn't want me to though, and I'll admit I'm an awful person for that, but it's not like I full on fucked her in her sleep while I was completely stone sober.
>>33340915Interesting. I could achieve that physique very easily. What else do women like in men? Probably a basic question for this general that has been talked about to death but I don't know
>>33340735Male. I sound much better when I sing.
>>33340932>Bruce Lee>I could achieve that physique very easily.nta Anon...
>>33340735M
I am ambivalent towards it.
I do wish it was deeper and more conventionally attractive though.
>>33340931>Sure, I sexually assaulted her, but only when I was drunk. Why's she complaining? Go away.
>>33340938No, not that one. The other physique
>>33340900NTA but this is so true. It's funny because I have adhd but I love cleaning and find it calming
>>33340925You'd be surprised by the amount of people whose partner doesn't give a fuck. And pretending to care because it's what you think you have to do without wanting to and actually caring because you want to see the other person better are two completely different things. Not to mention what tends to happen when you show vulnerability or insecurity to a woman, specially if she "likes" you.
>>33340923>men who don't like cats are a redflagOh yeah, definitely.
t. guy who likes them
Women who like bears, horses, dolphins and/or dogs are a MASSIVE red flag...
>>33340946Well, thanks, I'm really disillusioned now...
>>33340926NTA but as someone who isn't crazy about my own voice, you don't have to feel bad. It's actually nice to see when people feel confident about themselves
>>33340948Caring for animals show empathy and it’s bad because incel logic
>>33340948You're online too much.
>>33340955Look, there's caring for animals, and then there's CARING for animals a little TOO much...
>>33340957Correct
>>33340637>>33340655Still, reading something girl wrote makes you bubbly. A text from a girl isn't a girl either, why do we discourage this?
>>33340931That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, it's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, she deserved it.
Women and/or Men
How do I ensure that my long hair comes off as a sign of strength and virility instead of androgyny
>>33340804>Normalize forcing people to love you."How do you make someone love you without affecting Free Will?"
God: *snorts* "Heh, welcome to my world, son. If you come up with an answer to that one, let me know."
>>33340948I like bears and dogs, but horses smell like horse shit and dolphins smell like whale pussy.
>>33340766>Should I buy more sugar to help with my depression?You are what you eat. So if you eat nothing but shit, you're going to feel and look like shit.
>>33340735>Do you like the sound of your voice?F
No, my voice is kind of raspy. I'm a really good singer, but I hate hearing myself talk.
>>33340814>It's probably a hot day and they just happened to not be wearing a shirt to stop it getting drenched in sweat. Men can do that freely because we have no boobies. It's not sexual for a man to be shirtless>So there you are. Mystery solved.Except, why post that picture? Out of all possibilities, why post a moobtastic pic?
>>33340964M
Don't be a twinky little twig and then you're good. Then it's metal
>>33340832They're figurines of a dragon named Figment, the mascot of Epcot Center.
Hence, Figments.
>>33340972>but horses smell like horse shit and dolphins smell like whale pussyYou know this how?
Lets ad whales to that list
>>33340964What the other anon said.
>>33340833>I sounded like a dumb rural manI've adopted a more rustic twang since I've been living innawoods. My default goodbye now is "Have a good'n!"
I don't really have an accent and mostly picked it up from Nathan Fillion.
>>33340973>Except, why post that picture? Out of all possibilities, why post a moobtastic pic?I don't know, I don't post pictures of myself ever. But if I did, it would be because that is what I was wearing at the time or rather not wearing. It's pretty simple and straight forward
>>33340941>>33340963Alright, I'm probably just trying to cope at this point for my own sanity. I don't think she'd lie to me, I just have 0 memory of the night and have been trying to come to terms with what happened. I fucked up big time and I don't deserve to play victim. I wish her the best and can only pray for forgiveness.
>>33340986You should start saying "alright now" as well
Are we allowed to post vocas now? No one gets b& anymore for that?
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Im bored. I kinda want to set my tinder profile age range up a few years and see what kind of men I match with. I’m not struggling to get matches I’m just curious
>>33340993I wouldn't count on it. Tranny jannies have been real nasty lately. They're gotten much worse since the hack, they've learnt absolutely nothing
>>33340735M
No. It sounds whiny as fuck 70% of the time. 29% of the time it switches to the extreme opposite and becomes scratchy. 1% of the time it suddenly sounds really cool and deep out of no where, which is nice until it goes away. Even though I don't like it no longer bothers me, is what it is
>>33340976>>33340983fine, GOMAD it is then
>>33340923Based
My gf is more of a dog person but that's fine I guess...
>>33340924What kind of hobbies? Maybe you can try some new things
>>33340944Glad I'm not the only one haha
Yeah especially in college (I failed out, before getting diagnosed adhd) I didn't understand how my roommates could focus on their assignments for hours yet couldn't even be bothered to clean the kitchen and bathrooms etc. So I was doing loads of cleaning before going to the student bar etc. to procrastinate schoolwork lol
>>33340839As far as hygiene goes? On average I'd agree.
>>33340851You're mostly ignorant about vaginas.
That said:
>Objectively cocks are more aesthetically pleasing then vaginas.There's a few reasons that cocks are more often depicted in art and architecture than vaginas.
On a personal level, I only like my own.
>>33341000That's true, cleaning is also the ultimate procrastination activity lol. My home is never cleaner than when I have some other task to do
>>33340993I haven't been b& for vocaposting in forever kek, I think janny gave up
>>33340995Have you gone on dates with any of the matches or not yet?
But sure, give it a try lol
>>33341003>far as hygiene goes? On average I'd agreeI washed my cock a few hours ago it's alright
>>33341004>My home is never cleaner than when I have some other task to doThis is a big mood right here
I could apply to jobs or I could just clean the cleaning products lel
>>33340923Eh.
I like cool chill cats.
The frantic, skittish, antisocial cats are vastly inferior to dogs.
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Penises are way more attractive it’s not even a competition
>>33341006> Have you gone on dates with any of the matches or not yet?No I haven’t. They really scare me. What if we go on a date they like drug or rape me? Or make fun of me
>>33340552>small tattooslike
>nostril piercing>septum piercinglike
>ear gaugesdislike. If I really liked someone overall I could tolerate them, but if they don't already have a strong proverbial foot in the door it's a no date.
>unshated pitslike (it's hot)
>unshaved legsI'm not "into" them, but they don't bother me at all either so I suppose tolerate.
>self-harm scarssaying "tolerate" for something like this sounds really harsh, but it's weird to "like" them. I basically wouldn't hold it against them.
>soresprobably wouldn't date
>>33341008You wouldn't be able to tell based on the way women talk about most of them and those who posses it.
gf of 1 month (dating for 2) invited me to tag along on a 3 week vacation with her friend in september. i think it’s a good sign she’s inviting me but it seems like quite the commitment this early on. would you do it?
>>33341009>What if we go on a date they like drug or rape meYou should go for coffee or something in a busy public place and just be vigilant
>Or make fun of meBonk them on the head and go home
>>33340993When was vocaposting banned? What rule does it even violate?
>>33341015That's a good sign.
>>33341015M, I'd do it if you can afford to take the time off
I mean she's your girlfriend why would you not want to go on a fun holiday with her
>>33341008How about you shut your whore mouth? Pussies are a beautiful, delicate flower in bloom. Dicks are ugly and veiny.
>>33341015Would she bring her friend if she wanted to be intimate with you or trusted you?
>>33341017Nta but it can be banned for off-topic posting
The key is to start answering a question/responding to someone's post in a vocaroo and then meander into some other nonsense
>>33341022flowers didn't smell like that last time I checked
State gender
What, if anything, has made you question your sexuality?
Stressed myself out for no reason because of my own pure retardation
>>33341017>>33341025Micwhoring is camwhoring. What reason do you have to post clips of your voice on /adv/ if not pure attentionwhoring?
>>33341027You haven't smelled the right kind of orchids
>>33341028Nothing, I'm fruitier than a cornucopia.
>>33341028M
erp with a femboy who sent me pictures.
>>33341015Yeah, why not. Unless the friend is a prick/bitch.
>>33341015I wouldn't go unless her friend is also bringing a bf or there's a fourth friend going too. Otherwise her friend might end up feeling like a third wheel and it could get awkward. I'd take it as a good sign that she invited you, though
>>33341028Futa. If you just glued a dick onto that 9/10 blonde I saw today, I would totally go for it. No homo.
>>33341033The bants
Sometimes tho when I would post here on my way to work or out it was easier to record
MGK always aura farms me. He never replies to my posts.
>>33341017idk but we used to get banned all the time for it
State gender
Any way not to feel unworthy when you see everyone being more socially skilled and accepted than you?
I have this friend (female) and we've known each other quite a while. We lost contact last year for a few months and when we reconnect I was in such a miserable place. I never burden people with my problems or tell them personal things, but she was so understanding and easy to talk to that I told her all of my problems and confided in her more than I have probably anyone else. She really helped me through that period and we became close friends because of it.
We never hang out much because of life, but we were supposed to last month. She was going abroad to visit her family for a couple of weeks and we were going to hang out a week or two before she left. A few days before we were supposed to hang out she had to cancel. That was fine and I told her I understood, but that was the last I've heard from her.
I've messaged her on the usual platform and got no response. I even text her which is something I would never ever do unless it was vitally important. That stayed on delivered and has never been read even though she has/had read receipts enabled.
She was going through some stuff last time we spoke and I just want to make sure she's okay. I obviously didn't try to contact her while I knew she was away but that was nearly 5 weeks ago and she should be back now.
Why would she do this? I'm worried about her now.
>>33341051Selection bias, you're seeing the success cases
In any case anyone can improoov and your worth is not determined by your normie social skills and luck
>>33341028M, very conventionally attractive guys trying to rizz me IRL
I have zero attraction to them but I can aesthetically appreciate when someone is good looking or smooth
>>33341043>FutaBeen into to it as a teenager and it never even registered as potentially gay. I try not to think too much of psychological or sexual implications of my being into it
>>33341053Idk man, is there anyone else close to her you could possibly contact just to check that she's alright?
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>>33340552Ear gauges are unsightly but it does give me the compulsion to make a trickshot with my semen through the hole.
Sores from habitual skin picking is too similar to junkie vibes for me to be comfortable with, picrel
Unshaved legs are tolerable but I’d prefer them smooth
The rest are inconsequential
>>33341043I have the opposite thing desu, it really annoys me when I find a hot tomboy doujin or lesbian hentai or something and then suddenly stacy has a dick, immediately ruined
>>33341000>What kind of hobbiesVocaloid, kpop and indie music production, which have a fairly similar demographic overlap despite people from kpop getting hated by the other two sub-niches. Made an inappropriate comment to someone I shouldn't have when I was 18 and got banned from a couple servers from it. It's been 5 years since then, but I've basically been unable to recover from that.
And virtual youtubing, which has a stronger focus on streaming than youtubing, oddly enough. Learned i do not like watching most streamers and don't like streaming games for long periods of time. Plus I'm not a composer or very good at live music or anything that requires me to be quick-witted. I'm very slow and most streamer friends I've met are...kind of vapid and only focus on either ASMR and playing Flavor of the month games which I do not have the money to afford, and if I did, I'd probably invest in better headphones or soundproofing my room. The only game I can see myself playing is an MMO with a subscription I also cannot afford.
>Maybe you can try some new thingsI want to get back into blender modeling and editing, since I like that type of work, but doing them by myself really kills my motivation when I sit there for long periods of time and my mind begins to remember how many people do not like me. I can't work with music to drown out the thoughts because then I'll just start singing or dancing to the song that's playing, which is too much of a distraction. Maybe I could try uploading dance videos, but I don't want to show my face...
>captchaHuh...
>>33341061>junkie vibes for me to be comfortable with, picrelMe sitting on the plastic chair outside on the patio at night smoking a cigarette while reading this post
Showing up to a date ugly as fuck so he doesn’t get any big ideas
>>33341058There was only her partner who you could class as a mutual, but they deleted their account around the same time she had to cancel hanging.
I'm on the brink of going to her house just to check on her, but I don't want to turn up unannounced like some weirdo.
>>33341051Similar to
>>33341051 is there any way to deal with general imposter syndrome? I went to a really good university (top 10 globally for the subject I was doing) and couldn't handle it/had a bit of a mental health episode and got kicked out. It really fucks with my head having half my friends being top scoring graduates from one of the best schools in the world and myself being a loser dropout.
>>33341042the friend is a male but non binary or some shit. never met him so can’t say what our dynamic would be like
>>33341023i’m too esl to answer this unfortunately. she booked this trip before started dating, she’s open to go on a trip together separately
>>33341021i can afford it and true. my only issue is that it’s quite long and most weve been together is a weekend at my place
Men or women
When it comes to attraction, how much do you think it is a human, personal affection and how much is a cold judgement and assessement?
>>33341028F (straight)
Having sex with a man
>>33341043Andrew Tate made a good point with this one.
>>33341028F I saw a friend of mine in the locker room topless.
>>33341069Lol my phone also on 15%, we need to charge bro
>>33341080M. I don't know about anyone else but for me it's 100% personal affection. Whatever that means in this context.
>>33341055It’s fine, it made me think tranny porn could be hot but after checking it out it didn’t have the same allure futa and strap on lesbo porn did.
>>33341069Sounds like you have a lot of cool hobbies and interests anyways, I hope you can make more nice friends through them too
>>33341072Based
Unironically though that's a good test to see whether he likes you for you and isn't shallow
My gf didn't really dress up or wear makeup or anything like that on our first dates
>>33341070Gotta change your name and remove the -less part now
>>33341086Stop letting Maurice win, at this rate we’re gonna have to put a cone on you femanon.
>>33341080>human, personal affection100% this for me personally. I just go on feeling and how I feel when I'm with her
>>33341095White trash aura maxxing
>>33341080M
I’m likely autism so I say it’s the latter because time and proximity will do hell to your brain. Calling it a cold judgement isn’t right though cause it still has a lot of emotion put into it.
>>33341085Are you gonna try women out?
>>33340972I eat healthy, I am just having a moment
I'm pretty sure I could be your mother, fucking zoomers. Have some respect
>>33341051Well, society seems to be falling apart, so maybe everyone will be suffering soon.
I'm not sure that is comforting.
But normies ruined their own society at this point, they are not having a good time either.
>>33341109Good goo Gaga baby want milky
>>33341109You're that old? That's kinda hot.
>>33341080M. It's like 80/20 with nice girls who are retro from the old days, I've met a few of those.
With modern girls with horrible personalities it's like 95/5 visual.
So I don't know what that adds up to. But both are obviously important. If you only meet awful people you end up judging them like they do.
Women, what would you think if your bf once said:
"the only reason I'm not into incest is that everyone in my family is ugly af"
>>33341096I was doing pretty good
>>33341109Get back to the retirement home, granny
>>33341080Female, it's absolutely purely a feeling that feels amazing but can be overwhelming sometimes. So I would try to keep some emotional distance, especially at first, in order to use my head and do some rational judgment and vetting. It used to be hard to find that balance sometimes
>>33341109Wow, we found the mythical femdom mommy gf some of the guys want, rejoice
>>33341117Valid desu
Ruins the kink when all you can think about is ugly ass family members
>>33341111Based quads speak the truth
>>33341109Sorry mommy uwu
>>33341116>I almost entirely care about looks >why do all modern women have shit personality ree
F
Dubs/trips choose what I goon to tonight
>>33341104No, I just found out that I like boobs from an aesthetic perspective.
>>33341117Makes sense, I have sex with my sister sometimes
>>33341127Rolling for BBC
girls
If a girl has been with 30 boys, does that make her any less of value than a girl who has only had 1?
>>33341137Rather than ask that, ask yourself if that makes you any less of value for her.
>>33341137As a person, no. As a partner, maybe.
Bro is NOT tapped in like that! Bro is NOT with the culture! Bro isNOT memes
Men, what would make you interested in a girl on the first date?
>>33341137F
No but it makes her retarded
>>33341127Fully clothed stock images
>>33341147Her actually replying when I speak to her.
>>33341147I've made many bad romantic choices on the basis of them being big on music and having varied taste. Varied taste AND a bunch of favorite artists in common would make me propose on the spot.
>>33341147Why would I go on a date with somebody I'm not already interested in?
>>33341147Honestly, if she laughed at my jokes and and had similar interests as me and conversation was easy and not stilted.
>>33341124Come on, you know what I mean. When you can't find a girl to connect with as a human, the best you can do is pick the hottest one.
But that's awful. I would go back in a second.
Too bad the girls around here have made "We're Never Going Back" their political slogan, lol.
>>33341127BWC and bleached even if you're white
>>33341147Positive, fun, physically and mentally healthy, makes an effort in their looks
>>33341161If I don't get anything before 7pm Central time, this one wins
>>33341147Also, large breasts are a bonus but not necessary.
>>33341164>Central timeEvery time kek.
>>33341147Immediate, strong sexual interest from her side.
>>33341147If she's special, obviously. The kind that's pretty, intelligent, unique, cool or sweet personality.
With those kinds of girls even on the first date you're obsessed.
>>33341155NTA but when you run out of the above-mentioned girls and have to resort to Hinge and other apps and try to lower your standards and go on 10 dates with girls that have none of those qualities, and try to cope with the fact that that's the best you can find, and see if you convince yourself it's good enough.
>>33341147I like it when a girl has interests she pursues and can yap about, and when she's interested in what I pursue
Unpretentious is definitely a good thing
>>33341160NTA
No, their slogan is:
>once you go black, you never go back.
American posting hours in full swing
>>33341158>conversation was easy and not stilted.DAMMIT not op but I stutter.
>>33341147How much do I know about her beforehand? Like is this a blind date? Did she ask me out? Did I ask her out? Are we friends already? Did we meet through a hobby?
I mean, not that I'm typical enough that you should use me as a guide anyway. I date with VERY different priorities than literally anyone else, at least for serious relationships.
>>33341169>have toNo.
>see if you convince yourself it's good enoughNot doing that again.
>>33341155Sorry, the question is not autism friendly. When people date it’s to find out if there are more to it after first initial interest. You learn more about each other, the dynamic change quite a bit when intimacy and romance is involved.
>>33341169>Getting a single date off of a dating app, let alone 10Please kill yourself, Chad.
>>33341118I’m gonna put the cone on you anyways.
>>33341182>Sorry, the question is not autism friendly.heh
>>33341178I am I don't know about her.
>>33341080M
I don't really know what you're asking, but:
Attraction is a good intuition metric for how well we'd get along, for me at least. So it's not a cold judgment, it's a warm judgment.
I also choose whether or not to have a crush on someone, though it's a lot easier the more I'm attracted to her and the more I interact with her.
>>33341155I could see you being interested from a physical perspective, sure, but the purpose of a date is often to learn more about the person.
>>33341174Lucky faggot I have a stomach infection giving me diarrhea 13+ times a day.
>>33340552Like:
>unshaved pits>unshaved legsTolerate:
>small tattoos on inconspicuous placesIf I grab her ankle, I'm not gonna see it.
>nostril piercing Better than septum bc I don't want her to get that caught in something.
No:
>septum piercing>ear gauges>sores from habitual skin-picking>self-harm scars. I have scars from scratching a bunch of mosquito bites as a kid but not SORES
>>333410871% now. Time flies.
>>33341093I hope so, but every day just passes so slowly when I'm the only one to whom i can talk. Feels like I often attract people who do not want the same things I want.
>>33340567Individual PowerPoint on literally anything we did within the past two weeks
>>33341072This is how I want all my first dates to go, so that I feel like I'm talking to a person, not a picturesque idea.
>>33341188Winrar
Will post my goon material later
>>33341179Yeah I'm having trouble finding the motivation to do it again, too.
Hinge recommends me a girl "chosen for you" every two days or so and after I open the app and see what they have in store for me, I sometimes wish I was gay. Although out of curiosity I opened it right now and I ran into a 49-year old blue-eyed MILF, educated ivy league. Pictures are with her cats and she looks like she writes erotica.
>>33341183Nah if I was Chad the girls I actually like would want me
>>33341147For me personally - if she seems engaged, interested in me, like she's having a good time, is sweet and funny and cute, bubbly and chatty, offers to pay her share, suggests things to do, isn't too passive, also tits
>>33341160>But that's awfulAt least we agree on that
Fair enough to have casual sex with a hottie but if you're not emotionally connected there's no point in dating
>>33341175Yuros rise up
>>33341183You don't have to be Chad to get dates on apps kek, at least you didn't a few years ago. I went on a few dates with a conventionally hot girl from Tinder and I'm mid
>>33341203>49-year old blue-eyed MILF, educated ivy league. Pictures are with her cats and she looks like she writes erotica.Are you going to try rizz her up
Comment on her pussy, then get that pussy
>>33341203>Pictures are with her cats and she looks like she writes erotica.She's fat.
>>33341200>>33341202You better, I’ll be miffed if you Jew me out if my win
>>33340552Fine, no issues at all:
>unshaved legs (lighter hair and not for political reasons)>self-harm scars>sores from habitual skin-pickingCompletely disgusting, but technically tolerable; I would subtly try to influence you against them:
>small tattoos on inconspicuous places (e.g. ankle)>nostril piercing>septum piercing>unshaved pits>unshaved legs (darker hair)>ear gaugesI don't think this will work out between us:
>unshaved (for political reasons)
>>33341197Yeah that's to be expected.
>>33341210>>33341211I got no rizz though, I still gotta practice my small talk and should probably be dating seriously. Gotta work up the courage to text another girl younger than me.
The ivy MILF is hot though, pretty fit not fat at all. Whoever is going to be her cougar prey is lucky.
>>33341194>but the purpose of a date is often to learn more about the person.Fair enough. I don't think it would be syntonic to the spirit of dating to answer the question.
All, what level of communication frequency should you expect from someone in their thirties? So far, it's been mostly necessary info for logistics and scheduling and at most 1 message a day, if that. I had a really great date and they seemed to as well, but frequency of messaging has me sus that I might be plan B. Wanting to make sure I'm not being paranoid/neurotic here.
>>33341218>syntonicFuck off. :)
Men;
Do you notice mess, clutter, spills? When things need to be cleaned (and not just when mold is growing because you didn't notice something for months?)
>>33341227Mess it depends, my "mess" just means I have the things I need on hand. I do notice clutter, spills and cleaning
>>33341222I'm 29 and my communication frequency is about that much unless there's a conversation happening over text. I don't like talking over text that much, especially with someone I don't know well.
>>33341227Yes. I'm the only one in my house who notices dry spills in the kitchen counter.
>>33341227A flatmate once remarked she noticed I was back from summer vacation because the kitchen was clean.
>>33341227yes, but sometimes i just dont care
Women, what are your favorite places to take cum?
>>33341222F, just about 30. I'm not much of a texter, I prefer to use it just to arrange things and check in, so if that level of communication has been consistent, and they're enthusiastic with you in person, you may just be being paranoid.
>>33341227depends. gimme a slideshow of pictures like one of those therapist ink blots.
usually i can see mess, but don't clean bc i can't be bothered (in the case of my room with clothes hanging out of my hamper the floor) or procrastinate too much.
>>33341227I notice it, but I don't really mind clutter that much, and it's usually more work than I'd like to clean things. Especially since then I have to go to wherever I put it to go get it again. I'd be much more likely to be clean if I could just levitate things over to myself and back.
I do however notice dust and actively clean that up, though only if I happen to look at the thing. I'm not that attentive to my environment. And obviously I notice spills and clean those up.
Women, what are your kinks?
>>33341222Was it a first date? From my experience with older guys that sounds normal to me, especially if he's got a demanding job
>>33341229Fair, thank you. Think they might fall into this category. We kind of have our own lives going on in terms of scheduling dates (weekends booked), but I'm not really complaining. Just realizing I might be overthinking a tad.
>>33341238Gotcha, thanks. I think you're right there. It has been fairly consistent despite low frequency. It's really only been one date so far.
>>33341227Not as much as women seem to.
>>33341248Yeah. We're both "professionals" with involved jobs, so I guess that comes with the territory. She is very nice :)
>>33341254Well, we do do most of the cleaning.
Hey girlies! Put on your bikinis! We're going to the beach!
Women, what things are you taught as girls?
>>33341222F, 31, my texting frequency is about once a week if it is really necessary.
>>33341260I like when things are clean too! I'm just not very attentive to it, and often very forgetful of the last time I cleaned something.
This website is apart of me now. I can never recover to the person I once was.
>>33341265My dad taught me about resilience. My mom taught me about forgiveness.
>>33339611so why are you even around them? its obvious they dont care about you at all. cut them out of your life
>>33341254Only because women are more adversely affected by it - they learn to clean because it lessens the anxiety. It's not just something women are naturally better at.
>>33341269>I can never recover to the person I once was.That's called living.
>>33341265My dad taught me to be cautious. My mom taught me a lot of things not to do. Also some cooking.
>>33341271Did they teach you something useful as well?
>>33341212I'm having a hard time finding any videos. Any recommendations?
>>33341080She has to be smart. Non-negotiable.
But also as hot as she is clever. A rare thing.
>>33341277>That's called living.Yea but I'm worse off and really maladjusted now, to the point where where won't associate with me.
>>33341273>women are more adversely affected by itWhy? How so?
>>33341263I go to the nude beach at South Padre. Find me there!
>>33341263>puts on long swimshirt and mens bathing shorts
>>33339415 (OP)Good evening fellow failed-normies ITT. How "cooked" am I base on this chat?
https://chatgpt.com/share/686ef637-8da8-800c-a36a-799d158dd053
>>33341290I read all of this
>>33341290Did you really need chatgpt to tell you that?
>>33341284nta it's drilled into us as little girls that a clean house is REALLY important.
>>33341284There's studies showing women in messier or more cluttered living environments have consistently higher cortisol.
>>33341236Into a towel or a tash bin.
>>33341300Sounds like that would make women naturally better at cleaning.
>>33341300maybe they're getting the cause and effect mixed up
stress out women get messy
>>33341147I got a first date? What kind of miracle is this
>>33341302Haha, you made a typo!
>>33341263Nope. Ever since The Pube Incident, I only wear skirted onepiece swimsuits.
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>>33341307Here, use this next time in situations like this.
>>33341306It's a hypothetical. Say your friend set you up on a blind date because you're so mopey all the time.
>>33341269Lol it's all the regulars except me.
Qt
Brazilanon
Wheels
Rape poster
Other south american anon that isn't brazil
Jh
Native anon
And gymcel
>>33341303Your swimshirt and shorts are small? Hot!
>>33341307I blame the lightheadedness.
>>33341304The cleaning is a learned behavior to cope with heightened fragility, I wouldn't say it comes naturally. There is more drive to learn to clean because of the stress response.
>>33341308>The Pube IncidentWhat happened?
One of my female indirect coworkers has suddenly started going out of her way to talk to me now when she used to just ignore me like almost everyone else does unless prompted to speak to me by some other external factor. Why?
>inb4 “it doesn’t mean anything”
Obviously it does mean something because you don’t just randomly flip a switch one day and decide to start treating somebody noticeably differently than before
>>33341309I hate zoomer humor. If I could be bothered attaching an image to a stupid low quality joke it would obviously be Nelson.
>>33341227Usually. I can occasionally be blind or oblivious.
I tend to blitz clean rather than maintenance clean.
Picrelated is femanon coded.
>>33341321Didn't check my my bikini line that morning, so when I wore a bikini with acquaintances at a beach house, they could see my pubes sticking out the sides. I was made fun of for it.
>>33341328>implying the foids here would have enough foresight to self harm on their thighs
>>33341320>There is more drive to learn to clean because of the stress response.Natural enough for me.
>>33341315Are you alright?
>>33341331Well, I eventually ran out of room elsewhere, so...
>>33341329Tell anon how you reacted.
>>33341147When she talks about things that interest her that I can also appreciate.
A warm smile and an easy laugh.
When she doesn't hide her sexuality.
>>33341328I recognized Bush as Bush but my brain was really trying to put a certain vice president there instead of a certain president.
>>33341328>self-harmTrue, men get scars in battles or accidents
>>33341334Are you the anon whose arm looks like crepe paper?
>>33339415 (OP)<50% of women like giving blowjobs
I'm not saying it's a requirement. But the fact that most women aren't thinking something like "hell yeah, I'm going to make him squirm!" Is kind of a bummer.
>>33341310I have a friend? Score!
>>33341323>you don’t just randomly flip a switch one day and decide to start treating somebody noticeably differently than beforethis isnt unusual at all. i do this sometimes
>>33341080Human, personal connection, not necessarily affection. Or at least perceived connection.
>>33341333>Are you alright?Haven't eaten all day. Just woke up from am unintentional nap, also.
>>33341335Predictably.
>>33341336>that I can also appreciateThat's the hard part about talking to men about shit I like. It often feels like it must be so inconsequential to them.
>>33341340What exactly made you think that they care about seeing men happy?
>>33341339No, I've never posted photos of my scars.
>>33341319What do you mean? Like a creampie?
>>33341331Implying I need enough to just walk all day pantsless and blister my theighs with chafe so rough it calluses.
>>33341349I don't think she has but that was her description.
>>33341340I'd enjoy them more if you guys had control over your dick size. Like have a big mode for fucking and small mode for sucking.
>>33341051You're not unworthy because you can't play basketball. Social skills are skills just like that. And they can be developed.
>>33341338Punching a wall because you don't have emotional self control is not an accident. You might call it a battle, but no more than the battles selfharming femanons are fighting with themselves.
>>33341080M
In the beginning and for the most part the former, but ultimately the latter has the final word.
>>33341358This, but small mode for fucking and big mode for sucking.
>>33341346>Haven't eaten all day. Just woke up from am unintentional nap, also.Concerning. Eat something.
>>33341361>Punching a wall because you don't have emotional self control is not an accident.Sure, good thing I don't do that either
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Anons what should I do if I've never had a gf. I'm 24m and don't have much of a life. Currently trying to get my degree done, but I spent a lot of 18-21 sort of just sulking and covidposting on here because like I couldnt get around the fact that high school sucked for me so I chose to just do nothing.
Now I am here, with not much to show for it.
>>33341369Throwing a video game controller?
>>33341368That's not how fasting works.
>>33341373nta why are you fasting?
>>33341348I suppose my ex spoiled me. The text I put in quotations is almost verbatim what she said the first time.
>>33341372Uh no, also you just damage the controller
>>33341369And what you do makes you the spokes person for men in general?
>>33341028In highschool I questioned my sexuality because I am fairly feminine. I eventually decided that I am 55% gentleman and 45% lesbian.
Then later I briefly considered a dalliance with a very pretty trans boy. But I ultimately decided that there were too many vaginas in the world to risk damaging him further. He would've presented as female so it wasn't a very idea. But it wasn't not-gay.
>>33341310I think the main one is her being passionate about her hobbies and feels comfortable with me to yap about them freely and at the same be open enough for me to do the same. Plus positive and pretty but this ones a given i wouldnt go on a date with someone if i didnt find them physically attractive.
>>33341358There's a guy in Kuwait with a telescopic robot dick.
>>33341373Oh. Ooohh! I thought you weren't doing that any more.
>>33341337We had a president named Dick too.
>>33341375Multiple reasons.
>>33341384Fasting once in a while is healthy, though.
>>33341379Everyone can have an opinion, nothing more
>>33341358I prefer being licked to being sucked, actually.
Women, have you ever been on a date with someone you didn't find physically attractive?
>>33341329>pubes sticking out the sidesNothing wrong with that. Plus kinda hot but maybe im a freak kek
>I was made fun of for it.Thats a cunt move.
>>33341388>Multiple reasons.Can you elaborate? :)
>>33341391Isn't that how most lesbians realize they're lesbians?
Girls
I got out of the water because the sun started to go down and I saw a triangular fun sticking up through the waves. Would you do the same?
>>33341383...is there a video?
>>33341390Strange. Like that's enough for you to get off? Being licked like a popsicle?
>>33341388>Fasting once in a while is healthy, though.I guess. But getting light-headed and losing consciousness doesn't sound healthy.
Hot take I think baby boomers should be forced to retire like right now. I don’t care if you’ve saved up enough for retirement you had like 50 years of literally the best economy in the whole world. You don’t have any excuses. If you’re not ready to retire now you’ll never be. You’re causing issues for everyone else by being greedy entitled babies.
>>33341391Yes, but it was more of a trial "this is how you date a woman" kinda thing.
>>33341391I don't go on dates with strangers but I had a serious long-term relationship with someone dumb and ugly
>>33341346>it must be so inconsequential to themWell I like lots of inconsequential nerd shit. It basically just requires a point of reference that I can access it from.
If a woman likes to find cool gift baskets on Pinterest, that's not my bag but I can appreciate the drive to create cool stuff. If she doesn't actually want to make any and. Just adds to a folder she'll never open, I understand the hunt aspect but I am losing interest.
>>33341399>Strange. Like that's enough for you to get off? Being licked like a popsicle?Yes, but I'm also uncircumcised. So ymmv.
>>33341395I have a date this weekend, and I often feel better about them if I skip some meals beforehand. Resets my tummy problems, makes me feel lighter even if I know it doesn't affect weight that immediately, etc.
That also leads into the tummy problems I've been having recently. This can help me get over them.
And finally, it opens up the possibility of doing some worry-free buttstuff tomorrow.
>>33341385We had one named Richard, anyway. Shame his reputation's been so tarnished.
Related, but the pictures of presidents are hilarious.
>>33341370Go out. Do things. Experience experiences. Learn from them.
Make yourself uncomfortable and then get comfortable.
>>33341408Why does Trump look AI-generated in the second one
>>33341401Why not go a step further and collect all old people in death camps?
Why do poor people willingly have children when they can’t even afford groceries as is? Do they think they’re entitled to a baby because they’re cute? That’s a fucking human
>>33341391Yes, but not with anyone I found unattractive, just neutral in terms of looks. If I liked their personality, physical attraction eventually turned on.
>>33341391No, although I only ever dated guys I met irl
>>33341401Corporations agree. All the Old employees have accrued benefits that the younger generation never will get.
>>33341370Try as hard as you can to make up for it quickly.
The dating pool is still okay at 24 but trust me, you do not want to get to 30 and still be single.
>>33341401Anon baby boomers are all well into their 70s, I think most of them are retired
>>33341412They're called "retirement communities".
>>33341411Wouldn't surprise me that much if Trump is AI generated.
>>33341414>Do they think they’re entitled to a babyThey do indeed.
>>33341414Because they're poor. They're potentially religious or come from a family that is. That, and not everyone is on board with abortion.
>inb4 eww the poors have sex drives despite being poor?
>>33341420Are you mentally retarded? But unironically. Just use google.
>>33341421Std rated there are insane
>>33341421I'm getting blade runner vibes.
>>33340879Oh and perchance why do men not need pads or tampons?
>>33341003And what did I say that was wrong
Do you autistics want to procreate?
>>33341435I don't. I don't want to force this world on a new person and I don't want to pass on my propensity for depression.
>>33341435Yeah
Might not want to deal with a lot of the kid stuff though
I think most people here do these days
>>33341370Im basically in your shoes but after uni. Half my degree was under covid so lost out on the experience and when i got to campus after lockdowns just couldn't make friends, connections and my anxiety skyrocketed. Now its pretty fucking rough and feels like impossible to meet new people. So basically don't make the mistake i made start actually living life. Make friends, date, build connections for job hunting and just enjoy life because its so much harder to do all of it afterwards
>>33341414Most people aren't too conscientious, especially poor people
>Do they think they’re entitled to a baby because they’re cute?Pretty much that, also less intelligent people are slightly more breedable
>>33341427I think the real reason most republicans hate abortion is because most of them grew up poor and the idea that poor people should abort accidental babies, thus making most families higher income, makes them feel insecure
Rich republicans hate abortion because they want poor people to make worker bees for their shitty jobs.
It’s never actually about morals for most of them because decades ago the world was far more evangelical yet abortion support was far more common. They just use morality as an argument but that’s not the real reason.
>>33341435I'm not autistic but I don't want to pass on the shit that I have.
>>33341444why don't you just believe in what they say that they consider the fetus to be a person and so abortion is a kind of murder
>>33341438What kid stuff? Like, stuff a mother would be expected to do?
If it's something that women want, then it's not bad and cannot be murder because women aren't inherently like that (murderous and bad). This is clear to anyone who isn't mysoginistic.
>>33341449Or father, in my case, but yes.
>changing diapers>bottle feeding>burping>pretty much anything my coworkers talk about with regards to their children's obsessions with trains>cleaning up bodily fluidsI do want to homeschool, though.
how do you look well groomed if you are trying to grow a beard
>>33341440I don’t necessarily disagree but that picrel isn’t a very good argument because that’s just correlation between education and fertility, not evidence of causation.
In poorer countries women have more babies because
>they’re expected to >rape is far more common>children do more labor and families with more kids are actually better able to feed themselves>more of them will die before adulthoodWhile IQ is low because
>literacy is low>IQ doesn’t actually test intelligence it tests certain skills like how well you understand a question or how well you can decipher patterns>education can increase your IQ despite it not actually changing base intelligence because you develop skills that help with IQ test taking like pattern recognition literacy and numeracy
>>33341434>And what did I say that was wrong>women bleed out their pussies>there's a reason women need "feminine" hygiene products
>>33341460>I do want to homeschool, though.nta BOOO! :)
>>33341435They don’t want this.
>>33341414Sex is fun and free.
>>33341433Onions Boba Tea
>>33341460Why do you want to homeschool?
If I worked at cps and found out a kid was being homeschooled by their 4channer father I would be taking that kid away
>>33341461Gotta tighten everything else up. Pressed shirt, product in your hair. The whole shebang
>>33341435Yeah. Maybe a bad idea, but I still want it.
I mean, I'm not worse than every retard who will surely have many kids they can't raise and walk out on.
>>33341463Fair, I don't have much info to debate that
>>33341460I don't have an issue with homeschooling so much as being homeschooled by an autistic, to be totally honest.
>>33341473>Onions Boba TeaGoddammit
ONIONS Boba Tea
>>33341487$0Y£€NT Boba tea
>>33341487We get it, you have a quirky shit taste
I've been teased and abandoned.
For hours.
I'm going to die. It's been too many days.
>>33341484I think I would look cool
>>33341475Over my DEAD BODY you will.
I went to public school, public school is child abuse. And I went to a "good" school! I was supposed to be homeschooled. I swore to myself the entirety of my childhood that if/when I had kids they would be homeschooled. Public schools are not capable of dealing with intelligent pupils, or really any pupils. I want my children to thrive, and public school will not make them thrive. Even private schools probably aren't that much better.
Plus, I like the idea of teaching, it's just not that well paying, and it implicitly supports the school system.
>>33341497Cocka want boingy!
>>33341492Nah. I was making a joke referencing a Charlton Heston film.
>>33341487Taro is better.
found MGK's old dating profile, BTW
>>33341426I hate how people think they’re entitled to a baby. When you suggest that you need to be capable of raising a kid before having one they go crazy and call you a eugenicist.
I hate eugenics but like as like a legal principle. In the same way that I think hate speech should be supported by free speech but that doesn’t mean it should be socially acceptable to spread hate speech.
I think it should be socially unacceptable to have new kids when you’re objectively in no way able to take care of a human for 18+ years or you’d pass terrible genetic disorders to them.
Like society is so entitled now that we have forgotten the concept of self sacrifice.
>>33341500Exfoliate, cleanse well, moisturize, and use beard oils.
>>33341508do you think this guy gets a lot of matches
>>33341393They were very shitty people, yes.
>>33341400I think the nap was more just be being exhausted like usual.
>>33341508Well, I *am* less than a mile away. At least that part is right.
>>33341512It's probably a fake profile.
>>33341508If i ever become like this i hope i get put down
>>33341512Yes, there's someone for everyone
>>33341516It would be so good if it was real though
>>33341509sure yeah i agree. but that isnt really a problem in the west. if anything its the opposite. people who could easily raise kids but dont because they arent millionaires living in a utopia
>>33341391Yeah, it didn't go anywhere because they weren't attractive.
>>33341510I fucked up trying to make it less scruffy I am just going to go clean shaven
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>>33341498Anon who did this to you
>>33341508I still don't get what RACK and GGG mean
>>33339775>tes6Seeing as how Ted Petersen, Michael Kirkbride, Ken Rolston, and Mark Nelson, all left after Morrowind/Oblivion, I don't think we'll ever get another good Elder Scrolls game.
>>33341523That’s why the government needs to work to help make an economy that serves people in their 20s and 30s instead of continuing to make an economy tailored for old people
>>33341498>allowing yourself to be teasedskill issue
>>33341536It means he's a porn addict.
>>33341532Someone that I'm going to nonconsensually attack later if they don't give it up.
>>33341461Don't ask the opposite gender about this, the last time they were attracted to a guy with a beard he was one of those college frat party types driving his dad's cars and going to a barbershop every week.
>>33341530Get in the box, bug form Anon. It will protect you from the bad birds of the world on your walk.
>>33341536Risk Aware Consensual Kink
>>33341536Risk-Aware Consensual Kink, it's the new version of SSC (Safe, Sane, and Consensual) because most people doing kink are not all that sane and it's not always that safe.
Good, Giving, and Game. Describes how you do sex. Good at it, focused on your partner's pleasure, and wants to have it.
I hate old people so much. They don’t know how good they got it compared to every generation before and after
>>33341545And what did this person look like? *takes out sketch pad*
>>33339775>Remove a large % of Bethesda's dev team>Expect Tes6 to come out sooner>Remove a large % of food producers>Expect world hunger to be eliminated
>>33341536Apparently on a dating profile, "GGG" typically stands for "Good, Giving, and Game". It signifies a desire for a sexual partner who is skilled in bed, generous with their time and pleasure, and open to trying new things.
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My cat paws and bites me until I give him baby snuggles
>>33341524the best part about really fat women is that their brain and attraction works the same way as everyone else
>>333415082bh if the picture was of a chad instead of a balding basedmale nobody would make fun of it
>>33341559Good boy. Keep up the good work.
>>33341552They feel the same about you, whippersnapper. You're literally wasting your youth being miserable on the internet.
>>33341508We've got to get the estrogen analogues out of the water, anons...
>>33341561Yes I would maybe less but still
>>33341556>>33341551Wow. Learn something new every day.
>>33341551Sex obsessed people that start up their shit with acronyms should be woodchippered.
>>33341553Well, Ma'am he's taller than average, has pretty eyes and some unruly hair. Scowly.
>>33341559I would do the same.
Why the FUCK do Popcorners call themselves “a wholesome corn chip”
>>33341561Yeah that's pretty much how life works.
If you are born into the top 0.1% of men (financially, too, for that matter) you can do whatever you want. Be pathetic, unemployed, criminal, whatever, everyone will still slobber on your feet.
The rest of us have to have some damn dignity.
>>33341575American moment.
>>33341552you dont hate old people you just hate baby boomers
i remember my neighbor when i was a kid was born in about 1905, totally a different breed than a modern 70 year old compared to when he was that age
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>>33341572Why would grown man want to be held like a baby???
I have another weird middle of the week day off tomorrow. Should I go to Chincoteague, Roanoke Island, Jamestown, or the Blue Ridge Parkway?
>>33341559I want a cat so bad
>>33341559My cat is annoying too. It's like preparation for having a gf or a baby.
>>33341539>Michael KirkbrideWhy do female fans hate him btw? Is he why Azura and Meridia have huge tits now?
>>33341578actually the math doesnt work out he wouldve been older than that, it was the eraly 2000s when he was alive. but yeah great fella
>>33341536Bdsm autism. Bdsm "communities" are full of turbo nerd giga autists
>>33341559Boobs. I mean, looks comfy.
>>33341579World is cold and hard.
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>>33341584well good news for you I guess
>>33341551>because most people doing kink are not all that sane and it's not always that safe.Kek. I figured they'd have to get rid of that eventually.
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>>33341585Well I want a baby
Not a gf though
>>33341551NTA but no, it's not a new version of ssc. It's a different thing that's meant to include stuff that is objectively more risky
>>33341586He married a fan 9 years younger than him, and he's made fun of trannies before.
>>33341585Will kitties prepare me for bf and maybe human kids? I don’t want to pass on my autism.
>>33341607Probably not desu.
>>33341572He can bite and paw me to be held.
>>33341607From what I heard nothing can prepare you for kids
>>33341607Cats are WAY more independent than babies.
>>33341579what, like being little spoon, or nursing? yeah sounds terrible lol!
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>>33341613I am not spooning a man. I am the little spoon
That’s the natural order of things
>>33339732M
>Knowledge of what happens after death>For me to be able to learn and be effective at a very specific form of mind magic, described in sections 4-8Idk what the third one is, it probably depends on the answer to the first
>>33341616you speak very confidently knowledgeable for somebody who doesnt know shit about shit and is a LITERAL retard
Has anyone here dealt with a flea infestation?
My dirty disgusting neighbors who'd take in like 10 stray cats a month had the worst infestation ever and I'd end up bringing SO. MANY. FLEAS. back to my place. No exaggeration I'd probably kill myself if I had another flea infestation in my life.
That was literally like 8 years ago and I'm still traumatized to shit over it and whenever I feel something on my leg hairs I instantly go into defense mode. I'm sitting here boiling because turning on AC or a fan gives me that moving leg hair sensation that screams fleas to my brain.
Has something similar ever happened to you? How do I fix this if it's even possible?
>>33339732Female.
I’m putting it back, I’m gullible enough already. Don’t need a genie to twist my wishes.
>>33341619>Idk what the third one isIt's SUPPOSED to be wishing the Djinn back into the lamp.
>>33340084that would disprove the concept of transgenderism though
if theres no such thing as a male/female brain then "gender identity" is nonsensical
>>33341623As revenge, you should plant a ton of mint and let it take to their house too.
>>33341625I thought it was supposed to be wishing the djinni's freedom? Though I'm not sure that's a good idea.
But if there isn't already something other than oblivion that happens to me after death, I'm probably going to have to figure something out, which will be listed in sections 9-12.
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I want a boyfriend, I need snuggles and kissing and maybe some touching and sweet nothings
>>33341635If I was in a house that mint would've been planted already. Those retards were bringing stray cats into a flat. I still feel like setting their flat on fire would've been fitting revenge but unfortunately they're too close to mine to do that.
>>33341635Plot twist: They like mint.
>>33341640Same but I want a girlfriend
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Thoughts on sexy man doing Pap smear?
>>33341648Makes me nervous.
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>>33341645But going on first dates scares me
>>33341636>I thought it was supposed to be wishing the djinni's freedom?That's the Disneyfied version. The Djinn is free from it's obligations to you after granting your three wishes, and if it's not trapped back in the lamp by then it will run around wreaking havoc on the world because nobody has control over it.
>>33341655can you ask for more wishes?
>>33341654ye, they scare me too
>>33341655>The Djinn is free from it's obligations to you after granting your three wishesThen how'd it get in the lamp in the first place? No one has ever found it? Everyone has just been smart enough to always wish it back?
>>33341660Don't know. Probably. The no asking for more wishes sounds to me like a retcon to close up an OP plothole.
>>33341654why, its just talking and walking?
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Male anons do I just kill myself for not having proportions like this girl I just found while scrolling TikTok
Asking as a Flip, what are some faux pas in the Western hemisphere that would get me branded as homosexual or zesty? Went through some reflection and realized that our masculinity is out of wack. Socially I might as well be a dodo anywhere else. What do I need to learn per se to be socially competent?
>>33341667It took a whole bunch of powerful wizards to shackle it in the first place. Or one very clever peasant.
>Everyone has just been smart enough to always wish it back?This is why proper education is important.
>>33341678nah she kinda built weird
>>33341678Those are grotesque proportions
>>33341678Get off of Tiktok you silly bitch. You are not as bad as you think, and the gap between you and the body you want is not as far away as it seems.
>>33341678Babe, even she doesn't have those proportions.
>>33341686JH got black gurl hair.
>>33341678Wouldn't make me happier.
>>33341692Maybe she flattened it again.
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>>33341689You guys have seen my body. I’m built like a fat fucking refrigerator
>>33341559Why do your boobs look bigger here?
>>33341698Some of us haven't
>>33341698NTA. I masturbated to you. So I'm not sure what you're on about.
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TikTok wants me to be insecure I CANT BE 35KG STOP DOING THIS TO ME
>>33341678kek what is that retarded filter
>>33341698It wasn't that bad.
>>33341698There is no "we". I don't know who the fuck you are. You can start by laying off shitty food and having a walk around the block. After a couple of weeks you can start with lifting weights. Go to /fit/, read the sticky.
>>33341678You have bigger boobs than her. What's the issue?
>>33341640Me too. I miss it alot.
I will never feel that again :(
I wake up crying because I miss it so much.
>>33341711Anon she’s the young cat poster that put her tits on soc and lost so much weight she looks like she gave birth
>>33341692>>33341694I haven't had straight hair in over a decade.
>>33341706>35 kg>77 lbsNo adult should be that small.
Uninstall TikTok, chica. It's bad for you.
>>33341641Cmon. You can eco terrorism. Ask your friend to buy the seeds for you with cash from a town or two over.
>>33341698These guys will claim anything is hot since their bar for attractiveness is a willingness to want to be attractive for them in particular. So just ignore them AND stupid social media shit.
>>33341679>Asking as a Flip, what are some faux pas in the Western hemisphere that would get me branded as homosexual or zesty? Went through some reflection and realized that our masculinity is out of wack. Socially I might as well be a dodo anywhere else. What do I need to learn per se to be socially competent?In America "gay" is seen as cool now. Even straight male zoomers are appropriating gay aesthetics and vernacular. I wouldn't look to the west for guidance on masculinity.
Just had a dream where I somehow befriended a bully that would've pickpocketed me (as was the norm in school) and when I watched them pull some insane slight of hand to get my pencil case out of the drawer I was so shocked I had to wake up.
Any dream interpretations on this one?
>>33341726>a willingness to want to be attractive for them in particulardesu if I could have a girl who would actually do the things I need her to do to be attractive to me, I'd be delighted
TikTok makes me so fucking jealous
How do I find a boy that will do this
Why do girls want to be anorexic again?
Is the ass and thighs era over?
>>33341716I'm sorry mane, I don't follow the lore on these threads. That must suck, surgery is probably only way to remove the loose folds
>>33341719Sounds like that femanon with a goal weight of bmi 13.
>>33341737I'd do that if you'd sit on my face after.
>>33341737Carrying a girl is bog standard imho as long as she's light enough to carry around
>>33341737she can't walk or something
>>33341733NTA but huge red flag. If you don't like the way she looks, don't date her
>>33341723Seeds for what exactly? We live in adjacent flats in the same apartment building. I can't mint them up because at best they have some sad balcony plants that are separate from each other which makes mint completely ineffective.
>>33341227M, yeah, I'm cleaning all the time
>>33341737I gladly will if she's not too heavy. And if she is I'll practice lifting for the future, only for her to get mad that I failed and we'd probably just break up after that.
>>33341738Being lean isn't anorexic, it's healthy
>>33341738Subconscious preparation for the incoming great depression 2.0
>>33341370Stay in school, prioritise that, a gf will just drain your time and wallet desu
>>33341737Will a girl only ask you to carry her if she likes you?
>>3334175277lbs is anorexic.
>>33341738Yes. I need assistance to find that article/essay about economic downs making skinny fads and economic booms making fat/thicc fads.
>>33341414Because they don't plan ahead, and then try to scrounge benefits and whatever they can
You're overestimating the amount of thinking poors put into this stuff. I say this as one myself
>>33341737Look how high those heels are. Manlets, btfo
>>33341746I dislike the appearance (and concept) of makeup, piercings, tattoos, and nail polish, to various extents. And yes, I mean all makeup. "No-makeup makeup" included. Do you know how rare it is to find a girl who never wears makeup? And doesn't have any piercings, including ear piercings? And doesn't ever paint her nails? And doesn't have tattoos? And that's without me needing to be attracted to her in the first place. If I want to date someone- and increasingly as I get older, that becomes less and less true, partially because of the increasing amount of makeup and body mods these days- I don't have a choice.
Besides, my criteria for dating are based on lifestyle compatibility and childraising goals, not on appearance, beyond that I need to be, like, a little attracted to her.
>>33341754I would be fattening up as much as possible.
>>33341435I probably am an autist, and I don't want kids desu
>>33341559Aww cute <3
>>33341751Kek this reminded me of when me and my friends were planning a Grease choreography for a middle school dance.
We had to pull names out of a hat for our partner and I got paired with the only fat girl so I couldn't pick her up for one of the dance moves. It ended in both of us crying inconsolably and dropping out from the choreography.
>>33341761Interesting. I would've expected the opposite.
>>33341760Of course. You can be a healthy weight and not have enormous hips and thighs
>>33341747Mint around the apartment grounds.
Like the entire apartment building.
>>33341616>she won't even take turnsBooo
>>33341678Wtff this is not healthy lol
>>33341698You're hot you idiot
>>33341737What is this gay shit? Does he not have a coat and umbrella to give her? Can she not walk?
>>33341766Okay, have fun being autistic and rigid. Hopefully you find a girl exactly like you because otherwise she'll be in for a world of misery
>>33341771>You can be a healthy weight and not have enormous hips and thighsThat's my point. I was asking why the ass and thighs era ended. It seems like
>>33341761 has the answer.
>>33341776Why is carrying a hot girl gay?
>>33341313>all the regulars except meNah you're on there too
>>33341777I'm not rigid, I'm perfectly willing to date someone who wears that gross stuff. It's just disgusting and I will likely try to manipulate her into not wearing it.
>>33341779Im all for carrying hot girls but that situation in the rain while filming on the phone is just silly and dangerous. If he slips on something she goes down too
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>>33341780That's gymcel
He brags about his wide ass shoulders.
>>33341784The wheelchair femanon
>>33341784Wheelchair femanon
>>33341731The bully represents a threatening or untrustworthy force from your past, likely tied to childhood or school days. But in the dream you've befriended them, suggesting a shift in perspective or internal reconciliation. The slight of hand suggests skill, deception and surprise. But it's not outright aggression. It's almost impressive. The pencil case, a school related item, symbolizes your tools, creativity or perhaps vulnerability in learning environments. Shock awakening indicates a disruption in your sense of security or identity. Something about witnessing that act was so profound or cognitively dissonant that it jolted you out of sleep.
The bully could symbolize a part of yourself you once feared or rejected. Impulses, traits, or memories you deemed "bad." Becoming friends with them could mean you're integrating that shadow side, realizing that those traits had their own kind of power or purpose. The dream may reflect personal growth, you're no longer the same vulnerable person you were in school. The pickpocket’s skill might symbolize cunning, cleverness or resourcefulness. Maybe you're recognizing (or fearing) the subtle manipulations in your current life or even admiring them. The pencil case equals your tools. Watching someone take them without harming you might imply you feel someone is using your ideas or abilities and you're both amazed and uneasy about it. Your shock and wake up could suggest you’ve recently realized something very impressive but morally ambiguous. Perhaps someone you underestimated is far more capable than you thought, or you’re noticing how easy it is for others (or yourself) to bypass boundaries.
Your dream might suggest a reconciliation with a once threatening part of your past or personality, mixed with awe at the skillful but maybe unethical ways people can access your inner world or creative tools. It's a recognition of power, both its beauty and its danger.
I think I could date an OF cosplay girl if she only does softcore/no nudity. It can't be that hard to mold a woman into being a wife, and their experience in cosmetics and costumes means that they know how to look their best all the time+sex time. Am I nuts or is my train of thought understandable, if regrettably a reflection of our zeitgeist?
>>33341737Well, first you gotta cripple yourself.
>>33341419Who is still left at 24? I'd imagine whoever didn't get hitched in uni/college.
>>33341778Because it's gotten beyond old and tired, so trends are changing again. Although I doubt it will ever go away completely, because so many people are overweight now and the market will always have to cater to them. It's not tied to economics, historically times have always been tough and the ideal hasn't actually changed that radically. It's really only been in the post-industrial era with disposable income and modern advertising that "ideal" body types change more drastically
>>33341793Your train of thought is unethical. She shouldn't have to do makeup all the time to be plappable.
>>33341781Yes, as I said. Huge red flag
>>33341784nta girl in a wheelchair. She seems nice and regular enough.
>>33341769Shoulda picked you up, wasted moment of growth
>>33341766Not to be racist, but I agree with every single word. I understand most people need to have a "mask" on in front of others and wish others would not, like me. But I'm a social outcast who's been kicked out of groups full of social outcasts so maybe my expectations for women are a bit high.
>>33341678and i though women were supposed to sus out photoshop better than men kek
Starving man goes
>no thanks, I don’t want a sandwhich, I think I’ll wait for the caviar
>>33341795Nta but you realise not everyone goes to uni/college kek
And lots of people have relationships during and then go their separate ways afterwards
>>33341792>skill, deception and surprise.This is AI.
>>33341788>>33341791Who gave her that really on the nose nickname? I thought you guys were more creative than that.
>>33341801Well, that's what I have to be. If there were a lot of women out there who would be my taste, I'd just pick from them. And it's not like I put it on my dating profile.
>>33341793How close are you to having a date with any kind girl, let alone an cosplay model?
>>33341809nta but what are you talking about?
>>33341811It's cute
I prefer Hot Wheels though
>>33341808Oh I guess so yea.
Will girls get an ick if they find out I'm still a virgin at 24?
>>33341799I disagree. Wouldn't good makeup enhance good looks more than ugly looks? I don't think makeup should be over-emphasized, I agree, but it does play a part. Besides, I'm always in a plapping mood.
>>33341809If it was AI it would have been an Oxford comma.
>>33341731Is the bully of the opposite gender:^)
>>33341819Not any girls that are worth your time/compatible for you
If it makes you feel any better I'm a virgin at 27, some ho from a job a few months ago wanted to take it and I have a gf currently
>>33341811I mean, it was kinda her only reveal. Not much else to go by except that she asked wheelchair questions.
>>33341820It also gets messed up with sex, incase you haven't had any.
>>33341825Thats cool.
How did she react when she realized you were a virgin?
>>33341826She was here before that. Asked our opinions on a wheelchair color though, right, that was kinda nice.
>>33341827They have to pay the troll toll to get inside ruke breaker's hole...
>>33341827I suppose it's good that women here can set expectations rightly on what to expect on a relationship, that's why I'm here. I'll make sure to thank you and anons in the future if I ever manage to get any.
>>33341817AI-generated writing tends to follow the rule of threes religiously. The perfect grammar also indicates that this is just copied.
Here's another example.
>Impulses, traits, or memoriesThis part just shows that it's a LLM that feels the need to explain what "waking up from a dream" is to the person who HAD the dream
>Your shock and wake up could suggest you’ve recently realized something very impressive but morally ambiguous.https://youtu.be/9Ch4a6ffPZY?feature=shared
>>33341817Is that one always set-in-stone?
>>33341824No it was a thick mestizo guy with long hair. If it was a woman I'd be very mad.
>>33341828Which girl
They both thought it was cute anyway
>>33341678>women get suicidal over women using filters and posting them on the internetoh wait it's cat retard
>>33341766>how rare it is to find a girl who never wears makeup? And doesn't have any piercings, including ear piercings? And doesn't ever paint her nails? And doesn't have tattoos?It's really not that rare lol
>dislike the appearance (and concept) of makeup, piercings, tattoos, and nail polishSuit yourself, gyaru supremacy
>>33341781NTA
Bro, you're against even ear piercings or even a small amount of lipstick/eye liner. You're retarded.
>>33341832No. No toll. All trespassers will be penetrated.
>>33341812Try looking for an old school granola hippy with severe depression, I guess. Have fun
>>33341841It's incredibly rare, you just can't tell whether someone's wearing makeup or not.
>>33341845It's not "retardation" it's taste. Something which you are lacking.
Like I said, I'm already resigned to having to date someone I'm not that attracted to, if I can find someone who is okay on the lifestyle front.
And a regular ear piercing or eyeliner are like, a 1 on a scale of "a little disgusting" to "war crime levels of disgusting". They're not a 0, but they're certainly not as bad as lipstick or nail polish or the gross piercings.
>>33341781>make up>gross stuff
I've come to the conclusion that I am a bully. How do I do better? What is wrong with me?
>>33341855you are retarded
The mod is off their meds
>>33341855>If you don't have my insanely strict standards in what I find attractive, you must lack tasteAlso love how you admit that you can't even tell whether someone's wearing makeup or not. Almost like makeup's not a problem then.
>>33341855Probably depends where you live and your demographic but I've known several girls IRL who say they don't wear makeup, including my gf (but I have dated girls in the past who wore a lot of makeup and accessories)
To each their own anon, just seems like a bizarre thing to care so much about
>>33341781She'll give you cooties if you try to do that.
Girls
Thoughts on bridge tunnels and aircraft carriers?
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>>33341855nta do you have autism?
women, would you let your boyfriend pee on you, do you want him to do it. I want to pee on nervous young women and I feel like the world shames me for this
what do
:(
>>33341855>It's not "retardation" it's taste. Something which you are lackingYou say this but you've probably fapped to girls with makeup or 2D girls kek
>>33341854Let me know if you find any.
Preferably that don't have dreadlocks.
>>33341856Yes.
>>33341861No, *you* can't tell. I can tell, easily.
And yes, you lack taste. I'm the one attracted to humans, you're the one attracted to chemicals.
>>33341863Every now and again I run into one, but not that often, and even when I do there's no telling that that won't change, or that they don't wear it when they want to dress up. Like a couple of them I've known.
>>33341868Exactly what Web site do you think you're on?
>>33341871Gary, how many ban evasions did you try?
>>33341871lol chronically online loser
>>33341873>If you like makeup, you're not actually attracted to human beingsYou sound like an insufferable fart sniffer.
>>33341874Only this one. I didn’t even get a ban to evade before getting hit with 21 bans. The mod took too much estrogen
>>33341873>Exactly what Web site do you think you're on?So you're not denying it. And saying that EVERYONE on here is autistic is projecting hard.
>>33341872If it's on video, you can't see the parts I dislike as much, like the weird pock-marked effect that foundation(?) has on a girl's face. They still don't look that good, but it's a little more muted. But it's not like I find those women all that attractive either, it's an atmosphere thing more than an attraction thing.
>>33341878:shrug:
You're the one attracted to chemicals.
>>33341880...Are you new here?
>>33341873>that they don't wear it when they want to dress upI mean not that it should be, but it's basically required for a lot of jobs and formal events and things
>the one attracted to humans, you're the one attracted to chemicalsSo people should stop wearing clothes, deodorant and using toothpaste too because those use chemicals? You are a loony
>>33341881Honey is bee vomit and eggs are chicken periods. You gonna stop eating honey and eggs now?
>>33341866I fucking hate foreigners that hard break right before the tunnel like it's going to eat them because they're afraid. It's just a road. No you will not be turning around point blank on a highway, imbecil. You decided this. This is your fault for wanting to travel on these highways around all this water. Suck it up and maintain speed. You will be fine. Your ears will pop so chew some gum.
>>33341881Are you the retard saying stuff was just pixels?
>>33341885>I fucking hate foreignersIncredibly based
>>33341884NTA but he just hates women, I'm sure he has no problem eating whatever he wants
>>33341886nta
no that was me
pixels are not women
lel
>>33341880I'm glad I got the kind of autism (probably) that makes me love make-up bimbos
>>33341885>imbecilFurthermore, the thought of rule breaker operating a vehicle is terrifying
Smell you all later, I’ve got dinner to cook
Hi Ryan hope you’re doing good bro
>>33341891Maybe he eats whatever he wants but hates other men or women who eat whatever they want because they are hypocrites for eating whatever they want and he is not
>>33341883>it's basically required for a lot of jobs and formal events and thingsThe boss is not gonna pull you to the side because you have on too little mascara or blush. "Basically" required for a job is not the same thing as actually required, like clothes.
>So people should stop wearing clothes, deodorant and using toothpaste too because those use chemicals?They never said anything about not using toothpaste or deodorant.
>>33341883If they "need" it for work, that's not the end of the world, but most jobs don't actually need it. Otherwise, still holds.
If you're attracted to lingerie more than boob, you're a weirdo, yes, that's what I'm saying.
>>33341884I don't eat honey or eggs, no, although that's not the reason. There are much more important reasons.
But I have commented on here in the past that if you grew up in a society that didn't eat eggs and went to one you did, you would probably find it about as weird as I did when I went to an Asian market and found pig uterus for sale...
>>33341886No, that wasn't me, I don't think I was even here for that.
>>33341891I do not hate women.
>>33341899NTA
He's the one going on about "muh chemicals". It'd be pretty weird to hate makeup because "muh chemicals" and then be fine with everything else that uses chemicals.
Ever noticed that you somehow managed to spend most of the entire day here?
>>33341895My head and muscles hurt today. Much like your lament for your crazy ex.
>>33341902Not like I can do much else, I'm sick and trapped at home until I can see people again.
>>33341899>The boss is not gonna pull you to the side because you have on too little mascara or blush.That actually happened to me once as a waitress.
>>33341902i take atoga with me
I dont spend my day here, you spend your day with me
>>33341902Yes, but thankfully not today. Instead I spent most of the day on Amazon.
>>33341902I haven't been that bad today but yeah, I know the feeling...
>>33341903Sorry for being a meanie I'm just winding you up. Hope that you feel better soon, rest up good. I'm about to go bed also
>>33341900It's not the lingerie, it's the boob IN the lingerie.
>>33341897Looks like he might be the vegan autist...
>>33341900>I don't eat honey or eggs, no, although that's not the reason. There are much more important reasons.Oh are you a vegan? That explains the smugness.
>>33341901M I bet he's one of those types that think women use makeup to "deceive" people.
>>33341900>most jobs don't actually need itSure, but many do, and for many others it's at least an expectation
>If you're attracted to lingerie more than boobIts not a competition kek, they can both be hot
>don't eat honey or eggsYou're missing out bro
>>33341905Wtf were those his/her exact words?
>>33341870The trick is to get away from these retards and be around people who share your desires.
>>33341919"Girl, you on fleek, but this ain't yo ride."
>>33341901I don't have a moral opposition to chemicals, you know.
>>33341910Yes, and that makes sense to be attracted to. But lingerie covers up the boob in a way that makes it harder than other types of underclothing to see the boob. So lingerie is weird to be attracted to.
>>33341913I'm not even remotely smug.
>>33341885Wait, rule breaker actually does live in Hampton Roads?
>>33341923>Did not deny being a veganYup found the problem. No need to continue the conversation further.
>>33341919He said something about the restaurant standards require waitresses to have a certain level of, I think he said professionalism or something like that. I don't begrudge him for that, he was a nice guy and I WAS in the service industry.
>>33341698>I’m built like a fat fucking refrigeratorI'm reading this as "I have the rectangle style body type and a small layer of fat accenting my curves."
Ladies, ladies, you can learn from niggas. As niggas, we get over ourself quick. Like, if a nigga got a flaw, especially if it's physical, we get over it quick.
Like, at 13. We get past the shit. Like, "nigga, I think I got a big nose. Yep, it's a big nose."
That's it.
Ladies, y'all be worried about it, trying to change who the fuck you are. Don't be doing that shit.
You've got to be happy about whoever the fuck you are.
>>33341926Used to. I go there sometimes.
I know where that photo is taken from.
No, I do not play geoearth or whatever the game is.
>>33341930so its not actually a hard and fast rule its just up to the biased interpretation of normie boomers
>>33341927Stay strong, anon. You got this.
Ain’t no way the tripfag is stealing my nigga shit
Has your business ever had a notorious bathroom jacker? Have they ever been caught in the act and held accountable?
>>33341737>How do I find a boy that will do thisEasy. Go to a bar and accept all drinks from strangers, especially if they taste funny.
>>33341939What the fuck? No. What degenerate ass place do you work at?
>>33341929It's irrelevant to the topic of makeup. You just can't defend your position and are using that as an excuse.
>>33341941C'mon it'll be fun
>>33341935No, I guess not like "You must have this on your face and this and this, etc."
>>33341902God, yesterday was terrible.
>>33341936Thanks friend, hopefully I'll be free soon
>>33341944No it explains your smugness. You're exhibiting the personality traits of a typical vegan.
>>33341943Coffee shop in a highly walkable urban area.
>>33341870There are girls who are into that or who would be open to experimenting. If you're with the right person and you have good chemistry and she adores you, it shouldn't be a problem. Just don't be creepy or weird about it
>>33341945No it will not.
Would you ever date a MAGAt?
>>33341939i ALMOST jerked off in the freezer but then i was like, wtf am i doing i have less than 2 hours left before i clock out so i waited until i got home
are men right when they say women hit a wall when we turn 25? Do i just shoot myself on my 25th birthday?
>>33341930Huh...I'd rather they tell me if that was part of the "dress code" from the beginning.
>>33341935If they're gonna pull someone to the side over it, I think they should make it a hard and fast rule, otherwise what's the point?
>>33341939>held accountableAre you holding their peen hostage until they say sorry? Is this a porn plot?
>>33341950No, I am not. Again, I'm not smug. I don't consider myself a "better person" for my tastes. I have actually almost nothing in common with other vegans.
>>33341957men dont say that
>>33341942but men my age dont offer girls drinks anymore
i went to a college bar and i never saw a single guy hit on a girl it was sad
>>33341957No, that is usually young male incels who are full of shit who say such things. You're doing fine, don't let the dumbasses get you down.
>>33341957You could shoot me a DM on your 25th birthday instead.
>>33341957No, no. Now stop spamming every thread with your doom and gloom shit, please.
>>33341955I wouldn't date someone who unironically uses the term "MAGAt" that's for sure.
>>33341953Why would you possibly think that?
>>33341961Men don't, incels do. If someone is neurodivergent or just isn't very socially experienced it's easy to confuse one for the other.
>>33341944nta but I'd argue that it's quite relevant. As if caring for your appearance is somehow less ethical than caring for your plate? There’s a particular irony in preaching compassion for all living things while dismissing self care or personal expression as “vain” or “unnatural.” Especially when modern vegan makeup brands go to great lengths to avoid animal byproducts and testing responsibly. Is rejecting makeup truly a deeper level of purity or just another form of judgment dressed up as moral superiority?
>>33341957It's usually women saying that I think.
And no, it's a complete lie. I've seen people way older than that who are attractive, and honestly as near as I can tell a huge portion of it is styling.
>>33341962M21
ive never seen a guy hit on a girl IRL outside of movies or television
only creepy senior citizens
just isnt a thing anymore, for better or worse
Who is your favourite obscure Star Wars side character and why is it Glup Shitto?
>>33341961This anon says it though
>>33328185
>>33341960>I have actually almost nothing in common with other vegans.The vegan is a narcissist. Why am I not surprised?
>>33341969Because you're not fun.
>>33341955I would never date a migger, I’m doing bachelor stuff right now and can’t be tied down plus I have a baby
>>33341976Frequently when girls are hit on they spaghetti or go cold even if they like you
>>33341979that isnt men. that is one individual shitposter.
>>33341977I like the black guy that used to own their starship, dont remember his name though
>>33341962He was joking that you should put yourself in a position where you will be drugged with date-rape drugs, and then you'll be carried out of the bar (unconscious) and raped.
Please do not attempt to speedrun your life. You are not ready for a speedrun. Take your time and live your life more slowly, carefully and deliberately.
>>33341979Why is everyone a misogynist on here what
I want her to reach out. If she’s going to continue waiting and waiting, I hope she is coming back with a new outlook on her mental health and will know not to leave me ever again
>>33341973I never said "vain", I'm not against makeup because it's unnatural, and I'm not preaching morality. I have no opposition to certain things one can do to improve one's attractiveness, and in fact encourage them.
I do find purity to be a worthwhile moral goal in general, however. But I also find beauty to be a worthwhile moral goal. It's just that makeup does not look good.
>>33341981What about that makes me a narcissist? It's objectively true that I do not fit into the mould of a stereotypical vegan.
>>33341984wouldnt know, literally never seen it or done it, and i used to go out to bars a lot with my roomates in the past couple years
>>33341983Andrew, stop being a deadbeat dad.
>>33341989I wouldn't really call Lando obscure.
>>33341979He's talking mental, not physical, though honestly given the kinds of things I see coming out of college campuses (campi?) I'd say 25 is the cut-off date for becoming sane.
Also, don't base your self-worth on a single post on a Mongolian basketweaving site.
>>33341983Plus you abandoned your baby.
>>33341976NTA but yes they do, you just don't notice it because it doesn't look like an overdone choreographed scene
>>33341991why do you talk like a retard
Would you rather grow up as a normcore 1980s guy/girl like Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future or Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink, or as an edgy '90s guy/girl like Fairuza Balk in The Craft or Brian O'Halloran in Clerks?
>>33341994>It's just that makeup does not look good.Nice blanket statement. Very convincing.
>>33342002Why are you fucking retarded
>>33341990wait he was...? oh
maybe this is why redditors told me its im going to get date raped
multiple people even irl said stuff like
>its not "if" but when youre going to get raped
>>33341962>i went to a college bar and i never saw a single guy hit on a girl it was sadDismal. How did the bar scene degenerate into a middle school dance?
>>33341990>He was joking that you should put yourself in a position where you will be drugged with date-rape drugs, and then you'll be carried out of the bar (unconscious) and raped.Yes, thank you.
>>333420031930s where the red fern grows/the waltons redneck boy
>>33341998Controversial opinion, I like Childish Gambino better as Lando than Billy Dee Williams
>>33342003I'm forever salty that I never got to experience punk culture before it got cucked, so I guess the latter.
>>33341982It's not very nice to tell lies like that.
>>33342003I've only heard of one of those but the 90s would fit me way better than the 80s. The 80s seem really weird.
>>33342006do you ever repeat cats
>>33342006I feel like poor catposter is a sheltered autistical chick who can't tell when dudes on here are joking and unintentionally takes bad advice from trolls seriously
>>33342003My life was Michael J. Fox trying to get Fairuza Balk.
>>33341995Damn, I always hit on someone when I go out
>>33342015shes DEFINITELY autistic
If you are a extrovert girl just guys just think ur into then all the time?
>>33341992She will not, btw.
>>33342015>I feel like poor catposter is a sheltered autistical chick who can't tell when dudes on here are joking and unintentionally takes bad advice from trolls seriouslyYeah, I feel a little bad.
>>33342003Marty is so hot
>>33342019The only guys who don't are those with mental diseases like autism, anxiety, and depressive bipolar disease
Bit of mental illness in here atm imo desu senpai
You know, I'm always astounded at just how much people hate it when a guy isn't attracted to makeup. Not just here, either.
>>33342004I'm not trying to convince anyone. It's a statement of fact. If you really object, you can pretend I put "to me" at the end. But I don't care about your opinion beyond that it makes it harder for me to find women I'm attracted to, so there's no difference to me between an objective truth and a subjective truth.
>>33342025a girl in highschool said i looked like him even though i dont think its true but it really stuck with me
>>33342006The joke went over your head because you are not good with nuance right now. You would benefit greatly from chilling out, lurking more, and treating everything you read with a greater dose of skepticism.
A lot of posts are intentionally saying untrue things as a form of humor. You shouldn't do a thing that'll get you raped, that was just a joke. You're not worthless when you turn 25, that was just a joke. You don't have to post tits or GTFO, that was just a joke, please do not expose yourself to weirdos on this weirdo website. Post less and study more.
>>33342027Like the "CIA is sending Nazi demons to spy on me in a car parked outside my house at 3 am" mental illness or the "I'm autistic and depressed because I can't tell when a chick or dude is into me" mental illness?
>>33342015I feel like she knows exactly what she's doing and also gets off to the idea of everyone wanting to rape her
>>33342030Understatements
>>33341962>>33341976Men don't do that anymore bc there's a 1/5 chance they get reported to the authorities, specifically to prevent date-murder-rape. So finding a guy who will princess-carry a girl is more random in exchange for slightly safer environments.
>>33341973For me it is just about purity and nothing else, since I'm not vegan or whatever. I see makeup in the same way as tattoos: too much and I find it unattractive, none at all and the person is... pure (minus potential injury scars). There's more downsides to wearing makeup than there are merits.
>>33342034That's pretty gross. Any guy on here who legitimately wants to rape a woman deserves to have his ass curb stomped into concrete I swear to fucking God.
>>33342007>the pedo now also telling girls how to get raped like pottery
>>33342015im not autistic though :(
anyways the people who told me im going to get raped are like actually serious and looking out for me,
it really bothers me and i think its why i havent gone on more than 1 date total in my life because after the first one people told me theyre shocked i didnt get hurt
picrel
>>33342034I dont want to rape her i want to tomahawk her and scalp her
>>33342007>Dismal. How did the bar scene degenerate into a middle school dance?It was probably a gay-queer bar. Some of those places can be surprisingly asexual on low volume nights.
>>33342032she knew exactly what he mean
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>>33342036>>33342036>>33342036
>>33342034Rape anoooooon, stawphhhhh.
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>>33341916>women use makeup to "deceive" people.This would be hot if true
>>33341906Mobileposting parasocialising gang
>>33341928<3
>>33341939Yes, me jk
Nah never had that lol
>>33341930Eh it's still not right imo, he wouldn't have asked the same of a male waiter
>>33342042The creeps on here giving you trolling and bullying fake advice are NOT looking out for you. If you were my daughter this is the point where I'd say we need to sit down and have a talk about your safety and well being.
>>33342015She's a little like that.
She's also playing it up because she knows it's cute.
Some smart girls like that stuff since they don't feel feminine IRL. In the old days of 4chan, that was a lot of the "4chan-using girl" demographic. She's a bit of a throwback.
The unironically traumatized 90IQ misandrists with one-dimensional personalities, that's more common now here.
>>33342042>im not autistic though :(...are you quite sure about that? You *are* on this Web site...
Autism in females presents a little differently than autism in males, and there's actually a pretty wide range for autistic behaviors.
>>33342045Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
I give them cat scratch fever
>>33341916I missed this one. I am not. Calling it "deceiving" would imply that I thought they were more attractive with it and that they were using it to hide their imperfections from me. I do not think that. I find women more attractive without makeup.
>>33342058Ew, *racist slur*
>>33341957Older women are hot...
>>33342003Molly Ringwald ngl
>>33342040It's just a fantasy but there's a certain type of woman who won't just own up to the fantasy and instead they post endlessly on the internet about how scared they are because every man in the world wants to rape them. It's really common in certain subreddits like two xtra chromosomes
>>33341984Shit like this drives me up the fucking wall. How can I know for sure if a girl is legitimately not interested compared to just spaghetti-ing the situation?
I'll try something after obvious display of interest (at least in my eyes) and I'll get hit with something stupid that confirms they couldn't be any less interested.
At that point I give up and on MULTIPLE occasions I've had girl friends tell me I wasn't insistent enough and gave up too easily. That they may have gotten nervous or even like being chased. How can I even tell the two types apart? I'm tired of striking out and I'd like to think my radar for romantic interest isn't as bad as this would imply.
>>33342055nta but yeah, she‘s clever
her larp is working, lol
>>33342063*Monitoring this post to see if I'm banned*
>>33342026Can confirm, am bipolar and my extroverted gf had to ask for my number
>>33342063I can be the honky to your tonk. Let's get on down.
>>33342076Stop putting on different hats. I don't like larpers.
>>33342067Bruh, the answer is obvious but unfortunate: you pretty much have to be aggressive every time.
Nobody likes it but there's no way to magically just know.
Since girls are anti-helpful you have to do it the hard way and pursue until they tell you "no"
>>33342054I replied in the new thread btw
>>33342087My apologies sweetheart. I wear many.
>>33342041Hey, it's the advice board. I was giving advice.
>>33342054Hey, I was just poking fun at the fact that a guy carrying a woman through the darkened streets at night has multiple connotations. I didn't expect she wouldn't catch it.
>>33342054most people aren't intentionally giving her bad advice, they're giving sarcastic advice unaware that she's so retarded to think it genuine
Anyone have a good method to measure out exactly 1.2oz of toothpaste with no measuring equipment? The DoorDash guy subbed my travel size toothpaste for a 4.6oz one despite my explicit instructions that it must be travel size, and since I’m in central Florida it was like five fucking dollars that I’d rather not throw away.
>>33342376i woulnt worry about it. i flew to Marathon with safety razor blades by accident and nothing happened
>>33342395Word. I mean worst case they just take it and throw it in the trash I guess but that would be super annoying