Thread 33345649

Bros.
Am I retarded?
I JUST turned 18, and I told my parents that I was going to go open a bank account...they got this weird look in their eyes. They sat me down on the couch and explained in this weird tone "listen...you're different than other people. We need to...take care of your money for you."

I was pissed as fuck and then I realized, I might be retarded. All through K-12 schooling I had someone next to me in the classroom. I didn't know why. They would have monthly meetings with me and my mom. I was sent to do these weird after-school programs. They let me take tests outside of the room. And more weird shit like that...


Where do I go from here? Am I too retarded to work?

>pic related: maybe me

>Where do I go from here?
kill yourself

>>33345649 (OP)
What are they going to do? Stop you from opening your own account? Stop you from applying to jobs? You have free will anon. Even people with actual down syndrome can work jobs, albeit it limited. You're old enough to gain some life experience for yourself. For all you know, your parents could be holding you back.

>>33345649 (OP)
Nonsense, you should be allowed to spend all your money buying pokemon card packs, like the gullible retarded you are.
It's your money, after all.

>>33345649 (OP)
This story sounds fake, but in case it isn't, I don't think you're actually retarded. There would be documentation proving that. Also, the kids at school would have called you retarded.

>>33345649 (OP)
take an iq test

>>33345649 (OP)
If you're not retarded this is some god-tier gaslighting and actually pretty funny.

>>33345649 (OP)
>>33345851
Also, take the fact that your parents are already committed to carrying your NEET ass through life as a win. I didn't get shit from my parents. If you can find purpose in life without having to donate the majority of it to some corporation that doesn't give a shit about you, you've completed the game.

>>33345649 (OP)
based retard

As a fellow retard 30 year old neet autism (they counted my iq at 125 but it is probably a lie)
This has to be a fake thread because even a retard would question why the extra teachers etc

>>33345649 (OP)

Whats the point of this story, I know /adv is 50% redditors that believe anything, but cmon, you dont need attention that bad

baby nigger