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Anonymous No.33353616 >>33353752 >>33353781 >>33354582 >>33354677 >>33354750 >>33356199 >>33356200 >>33356272 >>33358023 >>33359241 >>33360071 >>33360704 >>33361542 >>33361545
Is there any point in trying to talk to women or get a gf if your dick is 5 inches and under? I can't imagine the confidence that guy's with big dicks have when approaching a bitch, knowing he can mash up her pumpum.
Anonymous No.33353752 >>33354656
>>33353616 (OP)
I won't read yet another dick thread, although I will say that if a woman is a subhuman, dick-brained moron with a measuring tape, like OP then they certainly deserve each other.
Anonymous No.33353781
>>33353616 (OP)
Yes. One of my best friends is married and he had a tiny cock. He was good-looking and a ladies man, but none stuck around except her. She had him quit his university coaching job so he could stay at home with the kids, and she brings in $300k/year. That's real love, anon.
Anonymous No.33354582 >>33359241 >>33359304
>>33353616 (OP)
She doesn't know how big your dick is until she sees you naked for the first time. She doesn't see you naked until AFTER she has decided to have sex with you. Therefore, 100% of the time, a woman decides to have sex with a guy BEFORE she knows how big his dick is. Ponder that.
Anonymous No.33354656
>>33353752
Stfu faggot
Anonymous No.33354677
>>33353616 (OP)
If it curves upward you're fine
Anonymous No.33354724
Depends if you're tall or not. I'd imagine a 6'2 guy with a 5 inch cock still gets pussy because his height lures women in.
Anonymous No.33354750 >>33358017
>>33353616 (OP)
Your Dad did it, stop being a faggot.
Anonymous No.33356183 >>33356235
>I can't imagine the confidence that guy's with big dicks have when approaching a bitch, knowing he can mash up her pumpum.
Troll thread but for all the insecure guys out there, legit 6'2" and 7 inches, helps 0%
Granted I am quite fat right now (250 lbs but with /fit/'s basic bitch 1/2/3/4 pl8 on lifts) and my outfits consist of anime t-shirts and jeans
My body count not including whores is 6 tho, at 33 years of age
Anonymous No.33356199 >>33357833
>>33353616 (OP)
>I can't imagine the confidence that guy's with big dicks have when approaching a bitch, knowing he can mash up her pumpum.

That's because you have brain rot and you allowed porn to define your worldview. Having a big fat dick doesn't do anything for confidence. Especially if you happen to be a guy with a giant dick but you grew up in dysfunctional alcoholic abusive poverty as a kid. At that point there's more shit to worry about than 'pumpum'.
Anonymous No.33356200 >>33357840
>>33353616 (OP)
Do you imagine porno is reality?
Anonymous No.33356235
>>33356183
>250
>anime t-shirts
>tho
>33 years of age
See, even this retarded slob can get punani
Anonymous No.33356272
>>33353616 (OP)
Dude, I have a 4 inch dick, I'm 5'5", obese, and ugly, and I still get laid. Stop whining. Your problem is lack of confidence.
Anonymous No.33357833
>>33356199
God blessed you sexually to make up for that. You should be happy.
Anonymous No.33357840
>>33356200
When a big dick dude starts fucking a pissy, is he not mashing it up? Is the bitch not gasping and moaning? Are you telling me that DOESN'T happen?
Anonymous No.33357896
Start wearing a simple necklace, like a black rectangle pendant or a leather cord. Not too long, it shouldn't go much further down than the collar of your shirt
Women will assume you have a big dick and eventually you'll inherit big dick energy
Anonymous No.33358017
>>33354750
Most likely OP's dad got laid before social media
Anonymous No.33358023 >>33358028
>>33353616 (OP)
Does it matter? My dick is (literally) 7.25 inches and I'm still a KHHV. A girl isn't going to know you're dick size before you fuck her, and by the time you do, I doubt it will matter unless it's noticeably below average.
Anonymous No.33358025 >>33359224
just wear a fedora and tell women you call your penis big league meat
Anonymous No.33358028
>>33358023
*your
fuck phoneposting
Anonymous No.33359224
>>33358025
Stfu
Anonymous No.33359241 >>33359250
>>33354582
>>33353616 (OP)
Anon is right, OP. Unless you're sexting beforehand, you should have no issues.
Anonymous No.33359250 >>33359257 >>33359275 >>33359283 >>33360016
>>33359241
But sex is literally the most critical component of a relationship. Specifically penis in vagina.
Anonymous No.33359257
>>33359250
Then find a virgin who won't know any better. Or get really good at oral.
Anonymous No.33359275
>>33359250
well, you have a penis right? it will still go in her vagina
Anonymous No.33359283 >>33360016
>>33359250
For a lot of women, PIV isn't the most important part. I've heard some say that foreplay is better than the actual sex, so you're not doomed. I think you're just insecure and are expecting things not to go well instead of just trying.
Anonymous No.33359304
>>33354582
>100% of the time
That's definitely not true. Guys with big thick ones get reputations that precede them.
Anonymous No.33360016
>>33359250
Use your hands, retard.
>>33359283
Yes and no. If you're both shaped right, you hit parts inside her that she really likes and she can get there with enough stamina from you. Bigger is considered easy mode for this, generally, but positioning matters no matter your size. Smaller guys really are only at a disadvantage fucking a slampig.
Anonymous No.33360071 >>33360642
>>33353616 (OP)
Good lord yes my husband's is about 4 and I LOVE it, it feels so good. I tell him how beautiful it is all the time.
Anonymous No.33360642
>>33360071
Lying ass bitch
Anonymous No.33360704
>>33353616 (OP)
Yes.

I'm way taller than average and have a 7 inch cock. I've dated 11 girls over the last year (fucked 6 in the last year) and I would say it's helped me with 0% of them. Even after they see it/feel it/tell me how sore they are, it doesn't really matter because they don't seem all that interested in me as a person and it fizzles out.
Anonymous No.33361542
>>33353616 (OP)
Girth is more important, this is something most guys don't seem to get. Women like to be filled, not have their cervix beaten. Women are, on average, more turned on by "feelings" than the visual side, unlike men, so if you know how to interact with her erogenous zones and know how to make her feel beautiful in the moment... she'll love and remember you a lot more fondly than huge mcdick packing a huge cock. The insecurity itself over your size is going to be the biggest turn off, you'd be surprised at just how much you can get away with when you have even a sliver of confidence in yourself.
Anonymous No.33361545 >>33361560
>>33353616 (OP)
>everything men do is for pussy
There are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.
All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny.
Anonymous No.33361560
>>33361545
>Noooooo! You can't just have hobbies you enjoy!
>t.obese, coping, frogposter faggot who never goes outside