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>>33364496 (OP)
Women is starting atoga threads an ick

Foids
Do you take a moids pheromones into consideration?

Would you date someone who has become retarded from loneliness

man wtf kind of questions are these

I think I want to cook some Asian stew-like thing tomorrow.

>>33364512
What does that even mean

>>33364496 (OP)
I approve of this edition
>>33364512
Yes
Hell I was even retarded beforehand

>>33364513
Pheromones are real

>>33364506
Yes. I miss huffing a guy's crotch.

>>33364518
I will write that down.

Women, how much of a red flag is it if a guy asks you to have a summer picnic in a shady part of park? What if he has his own picnic basket and packs cheese and fruit in it?

Women would you date a suicide bomber?

>>33364517
We've been over this, pheromones are not proven to have any sexual impact in humans.

>>33364524
Why not?

>>33364523
Wouldn't bro already be dead

i wish mynbladder wasnt so small

>>33364528
Hehe pants pisser

>>33364498
it’s not it’s so romantic actually c;

>>33364521
cute, very american movie

>>33364523
they dont need gfs they just blow themselves

>>33364452
oh, i didn't mean to imply you were doing it to be mean, or that other women do, i mean i am sad that i make them feel so insecure. i don't think women or manlets know this feel too much, but everyone just moving out of your way by default or crossing streets or w/e cuz you're threatening by default is ronery.
anyway, yeah just interact more with men and desensitize yourself. you can try to do it slowly, like maybe pick a particularly short manlet and choose NOT to cross a street or something, and after enough times your brain will realize most people in most situations are fine.

>>33364526
Stop asking retarded questions.

>>33364524
>pheromones are not proven to have any sexual impact
Idk the science behind it but they must have at least some effect
Every woman IRL who's told me I smelled really good, even ones I didn't know well at all, I thought were really sexy - that cannot just be a pure coincidence in all cases....

i wish soulmates were real, im too romantic for this real world shit

>>33364538
Every woman IRL who's told me I smelled really good was just huffing the aftereffects of my fucking shaving cream. Foids...

>>33364536
Never leave a stone unturned.

>>33364533
They don't need a blow job or a glow up, just a glowie job to blow up

i miss my ex. should i text her?

>>33364539
>i wish soulmates were real, im too romantic for this real world shit
I don't care for doomer nihilism anymore. It's cringe.
They are real. I'll find mine.

Ladies, would it be annoying if your bf knew all the constellations and could point them out to you at night? Would you go on a night hike up in the mountains to watch the stars with him during a meteor shower?

>>33364538
wait hold on why did you say "every woman IRL"
what women have told you that you smell good outside of real life??

Where do I meet clingy gf

She glows like a Christmas tree

>>33364530
ITS SERIOUS

>>33364543
thats a good one too

>>33364544
Of course! Exes still care about you and miss you too, and you'll probably provide your ex with some comfort by calling.

>>33364544
Ask her if she remembers your pheromones.

does atoga believe in soulmates?

>>33364552
I bet you squirm outside the stalls waiting for the other ladies to finish

>>33364554
Chatgpt aah answer

>>33364556
Logically? No. Do I want to believe? Yes.

>>33364552
Women be pissing.

>>33364556
ye, she probably shitposting on the chinese 4chan right now

>>33364556
Yes

>>33364556
Of course! Each of us has one and only one true soulmate out there. Either we find that one person or we die alone; wasting time with anyone other than the one true soulmate is betraying the soulmate. Things are either perfect or wrong; compromising on principles is just giving in to empty lust.

>>33364556
I hope they don't exist and I fear they do

>>33364556
Yea
https://youtu.be/TngViNw2pOo

Stacks so high they calling my shit snoop dogg

>>33364539
F
They're real but mine died as a baby

>>33364540
Based shaving cream enjoyer
I also used to think "maybe it's just my cologne or conditioner...", but it happened a couple of times when I wasn't wearing any cologne and had sweated, and both of the girls were incredibly pretty and who I'd deem out of my league (well I briefly dated one but whatever). I'd have to read into it but I think there must be some truth to the pheromone science

>>33364556
F
I hope they do but I know they don't

>>33364572
get a ouija board and some liquor

Female women. Why must you be so adorably adorable. It's really messing with me.

>>33364553
Oh shit I only just got the innuendo in yours too xD and I thought I was being clever... good one
>>33364549
You don't have a smell-o-matic 3000 to sniff girls worldwide?
You make a good point lmao
Brain not working

>>33364506
I'm gonna sniff em anyway.

When should a man propose? After a year? Two years?
Also, what's the right way to propose? On one knee? Over dinner? On a date? What do you expect of your bf when he proposes?

>2 weeks no gf
GO TO THERAPY AND GET BETTER ALREADY PLEASE

>>33364586
Depends on their age. Wait till you're at least 25 to marry I'd say. At this point after 1-3 years you should be able to tell if you want to get married.

>>33364583
>female women
anon...

>>33364538
>>33364540
>>33364576
Based pheromonechads

>>33364556
I don't believe in them as a monogamous construct because that's illogical and a statistical anomaly too finite.

I really hate women.

>>33364598
It goes the other way too, I mean most girls smell nice especially when they freshen up, but sometimes you think wow she smells REALLY good even if she's been sweating or whatever...

>>33364547
I'd kiss him to shut him up.

>>33364556
Yes and no, like every archonic concept in our flesh prison

If you genuinely believe in soul mates, then where do you think souls come from?

>>33364613
Who fuckin cares

>>33364614
I do.

>>33364613
Souls are an emanation of God.

>>33364520
Please don't. It's an embarrassing fetish.

>>33364611
True love of soulmates is pneumatic, something the hylic lust of the flesh could never comprehend.

>>33364613
Soul mates don't exist because women don't have souls.

>>33364619
You were being serious?

>>33364626
Is saying no a believable option at this point?

>>33364621
It’s both. Your flesh is your surveyor, and you can never share your soul perceptions with others.

>>33364622
>men don't have souls
Agree

>>33364630
I don't believe in anything on here so yes

Yeah. This fucking sucks.

>>33364632
>can't read
I said you don't have a soul. I didn't say you don't have a brain.

Women: do you have souls? Are you fellow-sharers in the divine gift of reason? Can your love help a man learn to live with the dignity of one who understands his place in the cosmos as a rational human being? Will your love teach a man to transcend with you?

>>33364613
The other timelines/dimensions/reincarnation

>>33364539
Same, but mine is 2d, and the closest in 3d is the same sex as me.

>>33364521
Other bitches will probably try to call you fruity. But you are instead cultured.

This LinkedIn hotty reached out to offer me a job. I have no interest in the job at all but I do want to fuck her or date her.

Any tips?

Women, how pathetic is it when a guy responds to your texts immediately?

>little sister asked me to help her play New Vegas because her fiance loves it
>installed mods for her
>hung out while she played it
>she fucked Benny
>killed him a few times in insanely sadistic ways then made him a companion
Should I say something?

If you lick your hand, wait 5 seconds, and then smell it, you can tell how bad your breath smells.

State gender. How bad does your breath smell right now?

>>33364651
>she fucked Benny
Did you install her a sex mod right off the bat
Let her play vanilla first damn

>>33364638
Yes

>>33364653
M
Normal

>>33364653
My deit to make my cum smell and potentially taste fruity seems to have made my breath like cantaloupe.

I really like the berserk manga and I've read volumes 1-7 so far. I personally hate reading digitally and I have the opportunity to buy volumes 1-41 for $300. I make $60k per year and live with my parents, no car payment, no bills, etc. Should I buy it?

I love herrr I love her so much

>>33364496 (OP)
Women under 25, what are the chances you would date someone 30-35, assuming this person is fit, has a job, a place, and a car, average height 7/10 looks.

>>33364651
I'd make Benny my lil snazzy bitch too, that sounds fun. But Danny Trejo's lines are just good for not being annoying.

Girlies
Do you like to watch thunderstorms?

Thunderstorm Gang

Women, are you a baddie?

>>33364634
What's up?

If a "bad" woman is hot is a "good" woman ugly

>>33364675
I'm the opposite of a baddie

>>33364682
a fattie?

>>33364682
I beg to differ

>>33364655
You can fuck Benny with the Lady Killer perk as a Fem Courier. NTA

>>33364636
Thanks for your concession, males have no souls (and then blame everything on women as always).

>>33364675
No Im ugly

>>33364680
No, baddie is just AAVE for a woman who's attractive to the point of badassery

>>33364679
What is up man it's all down. Life sucks.

Women, is this you?

>>33364664
I recommend looking into the deluxe editions

Anons what are your best survival tips in case of emergency

>>33364697
The hard cover ones? They're so expensive :(

>>33364698
Don't do dumb shit that will get you killed

>>33364682
A goodie!

>>33364689
NTA.
Women provide the "flesh" while men provide the "soul." That's why women bleed, and semen is white (like a ghost).

>>33364698
Have proper footwear and drinking water

>>33364690
Do you have proof of that claim

>>33364693
Why tho?

>>33364699
They're worth it.

>>33364704
People telling me I'm ugly yea

>>33364698
you're gonna be fine.

Hello girlies
Thoughts on beefy scientists?

Been talking to this girl, ghosted for a bit, explained she has a low social battery and was super apologetic. Shell message me every 5ish days or so and well talk for 3 days at a time and it has repeated every week. Well probably be hanging out next weekend again. Anyways, she doesn't post on social hardly ever and when she does its just pictures of where she was, never selfies, she even showed me her camera roll when we were out and there were like 30 pics total out of 3 years. 2 days ago unprompted she sent me a selfie in her bikini close up to her tits. I'm confused why. Can some female explain the thought process behind this.

>>33364708
They're jealous of your good looks and want to put you down. Classic strategy.

Men I don't have a bidet so I got a peri bottle meant for postpartum women is that okay

>>33364690
>>33364708
Sorry :(

how do I get a gf with DD cups (or more)?

>>33364713
If it works then it works

>>33364715
Seconding

>>33364715
Google big boob and ask to be gf

>>33364715
They deserve a better man than an atogacel

>>33364713
I'd clean your asshole with my tongue.

Should I get Invisalign?

>>33364706
Why not. I got nothin nowhere to go nothing to look forward to.

>>33364718
okay but I'm first.
>>33364719
>Google big boob and ask to be gf
that's not how it works.
>>33364720
:/

>>33364713
You bought a taint squirter?

>>33364725
Sorry bro

>>33364722
If you want and can afford it

>>33364715
met mine on tinder
oddly enough she didn't have any pics where you could see her boobs so it was dumb luck ig

>>33364729
>that’s not how it works
How the fuck would you know? I have had multiple big boob gfs, you have had zero.

>>33364722
Do you need it?

can you even get tinder dates if you have no friends?

Is it ok to abuse animals because they don't have souls?

>>33364734
>How the fuck would you know? I have had multiple big boob gfs, you have had zero.
because google doesn't work like that?
>>33364733
damn
Tinder scares me.
>no pics
that was probably intentional.

>>33364732
I think I could swing it
>>33364735
No but my teeth are cosmetically ugly and I think it's making my smile crooked

I hate retarded women

>>33364738
No. God created the heavens and earths and it’s our duty to preside over the earth as graceful dutykeepers.

>>33364742
Not me. I always seem to end up with one.

>>33364742
You should kill me then

>>33364741
My teeth and smile are crooked and it hasn't really affected my life all that much. Are you a guy or a chick.

DOWN IN A HOLE AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BE SAVED
SEE MY HEART, I DECORATE IT LIKE A GRAVE
OH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO THEY THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
LOOK AT ME NOW, A MAN WHO WON'T LET HIMSELF BE.

See yousa yousa yousa

>>33364745
Can we date so I have to explain basic concepts to you and get peeved when you don't understand thing and when I try to speak to you in a stern voice you start crying because you think I'm being mean

>>33364736
Yes

>>33364746
Female

>>33364753
I see

>>33364754
Maybe it's different for women. I'd personally look past it. Maybe I'd even find it endearing

Hi girls. I need to cum in one of your mouths. Is that alright?

>>33364741
I know a few people who have had invisalign, it works pretty well. May as well try it.

>>33364556
M
Yes!

Women, can one of you astral project into my arms while I'm sleeping?

State gender
Is childhood poverty a red flag?

>>33364671
Yeah

>>33364768
That would be a cool date

chat is this cute or cringe

>>33364771
That bitch cheating

>>33364771
Both

>>33364771
not cute seems like she tried to cheat.
would've been cute if she had just horrible luck or aim.

>>33364763
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité, mon frère Francais!

>>33364713
I personally do the (warm) wet toilet paper method and it works good enough
would work better if i had more fiber in diet tho

>Poop
>Wipe 2-3 times with dry paper
>Reach to sink put it on warm water and dip paper
>Wipe some more until very clean
>Dry out with dry paper

>>33364764
I can do that to him some more. So I will.
After I play more sims.

>>33364766
define childhood poverty

>>33364771
should be illegal to post ragebait this powerful

Today was a pretty good day

Two very cute women smiled to me and spoke with me
One of them started the conversation first
Should i ask her ig handle, even though shes a cashier and being paid to be nice to customers?

>>33364787
>even though shes a cashier
Chuds always make the same mistake, it's universal at this point kek.

>>33364777
nta, but no way, me too. i avoid public shitting since most of them don't give you that option

>>33364771
Nice man to his waifu. Wholesome.

>>33364745
Would you like quick and painless or slow and evil?

>>33364780
He was uh. Poor as a child.

I want to cause problems and ruin my life

>>33364796
Who's stopping you

>>33364788
I mean, im well aware right, but shes exceptionally nice to me and today straight up asked me questions and asked how am i and shit and had a huge smile all the time doing it

Or does it mean im already friendzoned....

Bl-blackpilled again

>>33364798
my fear of consequences

>>33364800
So you don't wanna do that shit. You pussy bitch.

>>33364796
Try some meth.

Quick and painless lovemaking with femanon

>>33364798
oh and my meds

>>33364801
I am bored
>>33364802
would.

>>33364807
Buy a gun

>>33364794
some consider a childhood like having a single parent in a wagie job supporting several kids as childhood poverty, but some people say you didn't experience childhood poverty if you also went on family holidays to foreign countries at the same time, for example. it gets muddy.

>>33364807
Cook some meth.

>>33364809
not that easy here. I'm on psych meds so I can't

>>33364812
Looks like you don't really want to fuck shit up then

Girl I'm talking to doesn't post on social hardly ever and when she does its just pictures of where she was, never selfies, she even showed me her camera roll when we were out and there were like 30 pics total out of 3 years. 2 days ago unprompted she sent me a selfie in her bikini close up to her tits. I'm confused why. Can some female explain the thought process behind this.

>>33364752
I'm a different kind of retarded

>>33364816
she wants you

>>33364817
What kind

>>33364816
She needs some dick

My gf is a little bit too good at sucking cock and I'm worried. Do I confront her about it or say nothing.

>>33364822
Sis slipped up
Maybe she's a natural

>>33364776
>Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité, mon frère Francais!
Merci, bonne journée!

>>33364698
Have flares and also a flare gun. They only help in like 0.0001% of emergencies but they are cool.

>>33364816
She considers you her bf? I've been with my bf for a while and I never take selfies or have ever posted myself online but I've also never dared to even send a bikini tit pic to him (or anyone) lmao. so I think if a person who rarely if ever takes pics of themselves and never posts themselves online sends such a pic to you it does mean a lot probably, she wants you to see her as attractive lol

State gender
https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-beautiful-women
How would (You) fix this list?

>>33364819
They don't know yet

>>33364827
I'm not clicking that shit

>>33364828
Who is they. Do you have any idea.

>>33364827
1000+????

>>33364827
I don't care for most celebrities. I'm not attracted to them.

>>33364827
M
I hate tabloids I hate tabloids

>>33364827
M. Uh, kinda funny that these are the same women I grew up jacking off to on TV as a little boy. Aren't there... new actresses? Or was that like, the last generation of hot women?
It's funny to scroll through all of them and they're all 40+ and heavily wrinkled.
I guess the 2010s really hit Hollywood hard.

Women would you date a guy who instead of beating you and breaking bottles on your head when he's drunk gets sad and cries softly

>>33364827
F
The most beautiful woman in the world is some random shoplady living in Portugal or something

>>33364836
Probably has more to do with the age of the average tabloid reader. People like familiarity and nostalgia.

Wrong the most beautiful woman is that cashier i saw today

I love her.

>>33364816
she wants me

>>33364839
you have to beat her into a pulp once in a while or she will get the ick and leave

>>33364839
the same men do these things though, better to just not date them.
>inb4 troon crying

I wish I was even the most beautiful lady in a room but I never was

>>33364839
Yes. <3

>>33364827
>>33364844
>>33364842
Wrong.

>>33364848
you should come to my room

>>33364848
You so are though

>>33364842
MED BVLLS, we are so back.

>>33364848
have you ever been the most busty tho?

Femanons if I saw you in real life would I want to gouge my eyes out

>>33364852
I'd get mogged by some poster you have up . I'm not even the most beautiful in my room
>>33364853
No
>>33364855
No

>>33364826
Nah not a bf, weve been talking for a few months but she did this thing where she ghosted for aweek or so and explained she has low social battery, dealing with depression shit because she just lost job and all kind of stuff. But shes been consistently reaching out weekly for a couple days at a time well talk like normal. Also wants to hang out again after this weekend. Sorta confused, since like I said her texting has been pretty bad since she hit a rut but its been consistent if that makes sense.

>>33364739
>that was probably intentional.
Yeah probably, I got 3 coffee dates and 2 of them had huge boobs without showing them at all in their pics

>>33364859
tinder is too scary.

>>33364857
Cutie I'd wife you up

>>33364856
yes

>>33364857
>I'm not even the most beautiful in my room
Who is?

>>33364858
I think you're just overthinking it, go for the w

>>33364863
The Virgin Mary

>>33364857
Ill hide the posters for you

Femanons why would a woman film herself farting on dementia patients at work and post the video to instagram?

Women, rifle grenades or underslung launchers?

>>33364864
can girls still be into me if they're not constantly texting? I always thought that meant they were not interested.

Dolores..

>>33364869
she basically send you a nude you realize that right

>>33364870
Fuck kinda name is that

>>33364870
standing four feet ten in one sock

>>33364866
They'll still be there

>>33364873
Se llama la sagrada Virgen de Guadalupe

I could fix little miss sadposter

femanon post chips you like

>>33364881
Literally anyone with a penis could fix her.

femanon with big tits, would you be my gf?

>>33364883
I call dibs

>>33364872
But she wasnt naked dude. Bro this is so confusing, cause we really havent been talking TOO much lately due to her feeling bad and this sorta out of nowhere right after telling me she was swimming, I DONT GET IT.

Noticed she deleted it out of chat after, awhile does that also mean something?

M or F
Do women find guys who can pull other women more attractive (assuming all other factors are the same)? My gf said I should try meeting other women since I'm her 3rd boyfriend but I’ve never dated anyone besides her. She said I should do it to see if I really like being in a relationship with her or not. Do I do it? I feel like this will just backfire on me, and I’m frankly not all that interested in seeing other women in the first place. I guess I’m just trying to find out if the pros outweigh the cons in this situation

>>33364878
alright we go to one of those circus mirror rooms

>>33364883
Didn't work the first time around did it

>>33364883
I mean. Clearly it did not fix her

>>33364887
This had better be bait.

>>33364882
Um. Idk. I'm not much for chips. Maybe like, sunchips or le baked lays plain.

>>33364890
>>33364891
did catpisster get fucked or so?

>>33364886
she was horny and now shes not. just do something

>>33364894
No that's a different poster

>>33364887
>My gf said I should try meeting other women
Anon...

>>33364892
Oh believe me it is not

That’s the kinda shit that leaves a stain

>>33364895
what a retarded moid brained take

>>33364899
please find a woman who loves you

>>33364901
Lmao

What should I put in femanon's bf application?

>>33364903
what should he do then

>>33364908
Relevant experience

>>33364910
0
Khhv
23yo
What else?

>>33364908
>height
>age
>size
>bodyfat %
>annual income
>job description
>race
>hairline
>virginity status
>properties + assets
Am I missing anything?

>>33364903
What does it mean, please tell meee

>>33364912
Yeah, it's over lmao

>>33364915
It's just a lil joke. Hopefully.

>>33364908
You should say that you should be taken out, out back, with a shotgun, if you ever cheat, if she does all 4 holes.

who do i select

>girl A
>camwhore (onlyfans)
>high bodycount
>no tattoos, no piercings
>dyed hair
>likes banter

>girl B
>career woman
>lower bodycount
>tattoos and piercings
>brunette
>perpetually sarcastic

both are skinny

>>33364920
B

>>33364912
it is easier to get a job

>>33364824
E G G
G G
G G

>>33364898
?
>>33364904
Wym? How does she not love me?

>>33364920
tbf I'd pick the hoe

>>33364930
I preferred the way my other half said it

>>33364919
>if she does all 4 holes.
4
And yeah I'd make that deal.
If she cheats on me I'm killing her, the guy and then myself tho.

>>33364934
and how is that?

I should get depressed again so I stop being horny

>>33364920
>career woman
major ick

A

>>33364939
Bet

ever since i lost a lot of weight ive kept running into situations where i talk to a guy and be friendly with him and i think "oh that was nice" and then weeks later i realize he was trying to date/fuck me and i was oblivious

>>33364940
> You are always looking for short cuts, the easy way out, the lucky strike, the big reveal, the hidden secret, the missing knowledge. You‘d rather waste your life trying to find out how to get what you want without having to grind instead of using that time to consistently grind as much as you can handle without burning out day in and day out. And in the end you will look back and realize that there is no secret, no missing puzzle to heal and then be functional all of a sudden and catch up. The secret was the grind. And each day you spend trying to find out the secret is a day you waste that you could have applied yourself.
I have it saved

>>33364942
Fine fine, if you're a girl ill help

>>33364920
Camwhore sounds more fun and sweet desu
>>33364796
>want to cause problems and ruin my life
I cannot recommend this from personal experience
>>33364771
Must be nice to just have 100 euro on the table like that lol

I should buy a motorcycle.

>>33364946
>>33364930
people who think like this have no grasp of technological advancement

>>33364944
I meant to make it a question.
4?

>>33364946
:3

>>33364766
M
Yes
>t. povvo
>>33364736
Yes, I did at least
>>33364653
M, normal but I did brush my teeth just now

moids are miggers

>>33364957
you are a hateful person

>>33364951
and why is that?

>>33364957
Mitch I nate miggers

>>33364950
Yeah, do it. It feels good, man.

>>33364957
>t. moid

>>33364953
3 plus yours.

Women exist to be groped, humped, licked, kissed, chomped, and squeezed.

Anons do you ever wonder what happens on 2chan?

>>33364957
You like that migga cock tho

>>33364968
nu uh

Anyone? >>33364887

>>33364965
Most I'd do is a finger to know what it's like.

>>33364954
Me when the random femanon saves my life

>>33364972
we have been over this, move on

>>33364973
Game is game

>>33364968
Oh my god they invented a new gender!

>>33364974
thats a big thing to put in your mouth

>>33364648
So she's actually offered you the job?
Ask if you could arrange a call or meeting with her if appropriate to discuss the job further as a pretense (even if you have no intention of accepting it), be a bit flirty if you can, then towards the end smoothly ask if she'd like to go for a drink or coffee to get to know her better
Bit of a long con for a shot in the dark but if you're smooth you have a better chance this way vs. just asking over LinkedIn
>>33364957
Moids are the miggers of the morld

>>33364977
zoida are the ziggers of ze zorld

>>33364978
Erm
Sus
Don’t boner me pls

>>33364975
but why? We've been together for 3 and a half years

>>33364982
https://youtu.be/j5RuCEhHcG4?si=9ww8XB-yv6VrLfVv

>>33364884
H-hello? Anyone there? :(

Picking up femanon and throwing her into bed

>>33364945
Should we be more obvious, cat poster?

Why are all the good femanons gay?

>>33364887
Also
>Do women find guys who can pull other women more attractive
I don't think your gf cares whether or not you can pull other women. She might be shittesting you to make sure you wouldn't be tempted by other options because you've only been with her. She might be projecting her own FOMO and how she'd feel if she hadn't had other partners previously, idk. It's a weird request but I wouldn't go as far as to say she's trying to cover up cheating or wants you to cheat.
But in general
>Do women find guys who can pull other women more attractive
Yeah, I think most guys can attest to being hit on more by women when out with a girl lol

>>33364983
y not?

>>33364984
ok, and?

>>33364994
I’m working and you are very freaking distracting

>>33364842
Iberian women are hot, I admit.

>>33364997
that just makes it more tempting but you already knew that

Finally getting to make out with his sim but he's got a bunch of random crap on still as a work outfit. Ugh

>>33364982
>ziggers

>>33365003
do not the pictures of your mom

>>33364990
i mean its just scary and embarassing i didnt know

what if i was talking to an agressive or drunk man that wanted to hookup and i didnt realize he wanted sex until he tries to hurt me, or what if hes like "i know a spot, follow me" like a lot of men do and he just rapes me in an alley apartment or woods or something and i was too stupid to realize

>>33365002
Why not make out with irl me instead?

sometimes I think rape is overhyped, like, just deal with it

>>33365005
Kolbasy davai blini blyat

25 year old white suburban male going downtown tomorrow night to hang out with a 23 year old white urban party girl. Only problem is I’m scared of minorities downtown. How do I make the minorities afraid of me instead so she doesn’t think I’m a pussy and maybe I can get my dick sucked?

>>33364518
was it the cumsmell or the ballsmell that was nice to huff?

>>33364920
B

>>33365003
Is this supposed to mean something? Genuinely asking

>>33365000
:3
I have one anyways sigh
I blame you, but you knew that

>>33364556
i believe we choose them

>>33365010
Kartoshku nahui, ya gotov

>>33364920
Neither

>>33365016
insanely rude
use it to get more tips

>>33365015
Russians adopted "Z" as a symbol for their war effort. Their invasion caused them to be accused of being geopolitical niggers. Z + niggers = ziggers. QED.

>>33364991
Tomboy rizz

>>33365020
Pushka gonka

>>33365006
NTA. Don't follow him?

>>33365022
I’ll tell them that the lady who owns me says to tip me :3

>>33365023
>QED
quantum erectile dysfunction?

>>33365023
The libs are calling people geopolitical niggers?

>>33364992
Yeah it’s probably just a shit test then, not gonna fall for it and start chasing tail
>Yeah, I think most guys can attest to being hit on more by women when out with a girl
I presumably wouldn’t have her with me but who knows what she wants. Just gonna play it safe

>>33365009
Are you saying that as a coping mechanism?

>>33365026
>*having fun time chatting*
>Hey i know a place wanna head over
>Oh that cool but im scared that youre a rapist so like uh...
male anons how would you feel?

>>33365025
Gaz v pol, a my v ad

>>33365031
no

>>33365029
NTA. /pol/ started it

>>33365006
Hey kittenposter wanna see a cute family of cats I saw at the old abandoned factory

>>33365032
Is there something I can do or somewhere we can go that would make you feel more comfortable? Because I'm a rapist.

>>33365027
very good, now I feel like a pimp

>>33365028
lol

Men, what will you name your ai gf?

>>33365040
ANSWER ME

>>33365040
Plap

>>33365032
>Oh that cool but im scared that youre a rapist so like uh
"That's okay, I gotta get back to xyz. Nice chatting with you though. Can I get your number?"

>>33365036
Yes please! do you have a pic?

>>33365039
As you should
Ugh

>>33365041
I think Alexandra is a hot name

shit sounds like maplestory music lol

>>33365041
If I have no need for a real gf, why would I need a Ai one.

>>33364987
*Picks up the phone

>>33365045
Yeah uh *Googles cute kitty family* that's them do you wanna hop into my car and I'll drive you there

>>33365042
Its latin. After you make a math (or math adjacent) or philosophy proof you say "QED" to mean "So it is" and complete the proof. I dont know what the Latin is

in modern math youre more likley to see a rectangular tombstone symbol, QED is sorta old fashioned

picrel is a meme example of how youd use it

>>33365029
No. Libs use the more sanitary term, vatnik. But they mean the same thing in the end.

>>33365050
Moshi-moshi?

>>33365053
I think it's quad erat demonstratum

>>33365041
Zeugma

Spoiler alert fellas. There are no wimmin on 4chins
YWNBAW

>>33365043
Why are you plapping me again?

>>33365053
>>33365056
nice

yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh

Is it possible for figgers and miggers to fall in love

>>33365062
shhhh

>>33365041
I will blow my head off with a 12 gauge shotgun in the middle of the woods on top of a blue tarp before I get an "AI girlfriend."

>>33365055
You're just one click away, click away, click away

>>33365051
Hey! Thats suspicious!

>>33365032
that's normal, I'm a grown man who owns knives and zipties and shit (and more).
but when girls refuse to have drinks with me I always want to say "okay, if you won't have a drink, then you have to help carry the damn conversation"

ba ba bum ba ba ba ba ba bum ba ba

>>33365069
No it's not it's wholesome. look at how cute those kittens are don't you wanna see em. Please enter my vehicle.

>>33365068
Clario?
YWBAW

>>33365046
yummy

>>33365041
The media insists that that bot is Hitler, I see articles about that every day.
Is our new Hitler a blonde anime girl whose boobs jiggle when the Fuhrer jumps up and down?
Seems appropriate for the modern world.

Catposter would absolutely mog me in math or calculus or whatever and make me kill myself out of shame

>>33365074
Is Clario actually a dude?

>>33365073
do you promise not to drug rape and murder me then leave my corpse by the bog?

the quilt i want is out of stock. fuck my lyfe

>>33365080
Yeah I'll leave you alive

>>33365079
She is actualy an alien, but the gender is up for debate.

>>33365060
you're plapable

>>33365081
like a blanket?

>>33365076
Making me tingly again

>>33364920
A, banter is ++, and the sex is almost def gonna be fire ++
perp sarcasm is ---
no brainer imo

>>33365078
please dont kill yourself. You can always learn math

>>33365068
Wanna date?

>>33365041
seXJizz69

>>33365088
babe what

>>33365047
>I think Alexandra is a hot name
Also the superior Botez sister

>>33365092
'Tis that jewish IQ

>>33365090
Sprinkle the right amound of sarcasm in with heavy playful banter and a brush up agsindt their hand and you are in for the win

Is there any point in trying to talk to some girl again after a long period of time?
No, this isn't going back or talking after breaking things up or whatever. This is literally some girl I barely know about. We just kinda stopped talking, that's all. I met her through work, she seemed a bit interested and I talked to her for a bit about my job and the place I'm living in. But considering she was on a business trip, she lives across the globe so the long distanced nature might not be worth it. It's just the suggestion some people made that she really had a good impression of me.
But it's been almost half a year. I have no good excuse and it seems kinda awkward. She still has to deal with people at my job though and we might meet again.

>>33365100
No reason why you can't try strike up a convo again and see if she still gives you the time of day

>>33365092
I'm gonna be real catposter. I can't even do basic arithmetic in my head. I think I'm cooked.

>>33365094
I am interested

>>33364827
I didn't realize you could actually vote on this.

>>33365089
*zap zap zap*

>>33365100
It doesnt hurt to conversate, get to know each other better and maybe you would really enjoy each other

>>33365107
God, this is how I want to die

>>33365104
Hmmmm
So do I post my discord or something?

I wonder what catposter's thoughts on the russo-ukrainian war is

>>33365107
This but to my cock
Sorry I mean yours

>>33365102
>>33365108
Hmm
Well she'd still be polite even if she didn't want to do anything with me, I guess.

>>33365099
yeah nothing wrong with sarcasm per se. it's just perpetual is absolutely not a good sign

my friends went out without me and are sending me pictures from it? ok i guess i'll die

>>33365115
too scared to share soc onna board lol
plus, i have no online accts

do people still have phone numbers? or is that just a boomer thing

>>33365116
i dont understand why Putin is so interested in ukraine.

My favourite activity on atoga is profiling female posters and assigning them an identity and collecting information about them and then after a while I drop it all on them to scare the shit out of them and make them leave

>>33365096
you know what I mean

>>33365117
almost slipped up there

>>33365125
I am not posting my phone number.
But you can add me if you want.
thatautist45

>>33365116
probably cold.

>>33365127
ok

>>33365127
Pretty based, better to make them leave than watch them ruin their lives from their own retardation.

>>33365124
They didn't invite you? Rude of them
You deserve better friends
>>33365119
Or she just wouldn't respond lol
>>33365127
Why are you like this

>>33365124
How about we go on a date and send them pics of us

>>33365131
Making you slippery is my pleasure

>>33365127
Now that's what I call based

>>33365140
good thing I have to get up and get ready now

anons what do i do if i develop biopolar disorder? Im so scared of it

>>33365143
Tell yourself that you aren't bipolar, you're biwinning

>>33365126
nta, he wants to take back all USSR land/republics. He went for crimea, now he's trying for ukraine

>>33365132
hmmm.. guessed right.. you are a boomer

bombastic side eye

>>33364338
>Probably just doesn't want any hard feelings and she's over it

Indeed. There are days where nothing happens and weeks where nothing happens. But it'd be nice if something happened in my romantic life for once in a while.

Speaking of nothing happening, there's a LOT of gunshots outside tonight

>>33365147
lol

>>33365143
Develop good byepolar

>>33365127
my favorite is creating a female persona so some creepy retard becomes invested and wastes his time

>>33365142
Unfair

>>33365143
Nothing. You take your meds and you go to therapy for coping mechanisms and you keep going on with your normal life.
How old are you?

>>33365152
They never learn.

>>33365151
more like bye molar hahah amirite

>>33365146
Why do they suck so much fucking dick at war. It's been like 3 years and they've made zero progress. Do the generals just embezzle all the funding and leave the mobiks to fend for themselves.

>>33365147
Am I? I am only 23... haven't even finished college and I'm already being asked about retirement...

>>33365138
>Why are you like this
Why do you build a collection of femanons' photos and then dump them when you're spiraling?

>>33365154
20f

i have a family history of it. My dad grandma and grandmother all got biopolar.

>>33365153
I should have slebbed more uh oh

How do I make myself look gayer

>>33365166
just bee urself

>>33365157
y-yeah...

>>33365168
Lol

>>33365145
>I win here, I win there...
>>33365143
You take your meds (which might take some trial and error and patience to figure out), stay in school, and try to see a psychiatrist and therapist etc. to help you remain stable
My sister also has bipolar disorder but she's successful in life with a STEM doctorate, long term relationship, friends and hobbies etc. she is happy
Or you can do a lot of drugs like me and be #bi-winning

>>33365163
>dad grandma and grandmother all got biopolar.
Huh?
Both grandmas?
It can happen. Go to therapy. Or consult a psychiatrist just to like know what to expect or make a plan in case it happens.
You don't have it yet, so nothing's changed. You'll be alright.
I also have a family history. But I didn't develop it. Idk if that makes you feel reassured.

>>33365162
A collection?? Bro I saved a couple of London femanon's sexy pixs she posted here and reposted them because we love London, and you are a gaylord

Forget bipolar she's gonna develop schizophrenia. Now THAT'LL be fun.

Laying in bed falling asleep with a bag of chips next to me

>>33365173
You've done more than that. Come on, how many pictures of this thread's femanons do you have saved?

>>33365174
how does one know if one is schmizophremic?

>>33365143
Like I said previously also, if you've been on SSRIs for seven years, and are already in your 20s, and have never had a (hypo)manic episode, you're probably pretty safe
Do you still have recurrent depressive episodes, if so what are they like?

>>33365164
Classic you problem
At least it is only gym, then you can rotmax

>>33365177
Does it make a KRSHSCSHCS sound when you roll over on it
You fat greasy fuck

>>33365172
Sorry
>dad
>paternal grandmother
>paternal maternal great grandmother

i already have had depression since i was a child

hibye

>>33365184
Nooo where are you going

>>33365179
How many voices do you hear? Do they have names?

>>33365178
I don't have any saved
Even when I reposted London pix I went on 4plebs to save and repost lol
Why is it such a crime to repost a pic the user has publically posted here before

>>33365183
Yeah, me too.
Only my grandma tho.
But we're all neirotic in the family.
You're probably stuck with what you already have.
Like I said. Just go to a psych, explain your concerns and he will orient you. You don't have it yet, so don't get ahead of yourself.

>>33365179
If you are seeing and hearing shit and are convinced that you are NOT schizophrenic then you are schizophrenic

>>33365182
Youre evil. Why you hate me so much?

>>33365185
getting water. did u drin kwater today anon

>>33365181
I was just looking for a hair tie and it made me a bit sad because I used to have so many girly ones and pulled it off with no second thought but now all I have are very minimal ones. Where did the whimsy go?

>>33365177
Tell me the chips

>>33365189
I mean, you can not NOT see and hear things, so how would you ever know?
>>33365186
define voices

>>33365158
yeah their military is pretty dubious

>>33365191
Yeah I did I'm a wet boy. Positively damp and moist. How wet are you are you slick as a slug

>>33365196
Oh my, just shut the fuck already.
Your internal monolog is not the same as "voices".

>>33365190
How about instead did laying with a bag of chips you start running on a treadmill

>>33365195
My fav flavor. Yummy katchup doritos.. I think canadian or sumn

>>33365200
Says who?

>>33365189
Or you could just be manic, if it's acute

>>33365202
>ketchup Doritos
What the fuck

>>33365203
Your mom. Told me as I picked her up for our date.

Does it make sense to just uber to a place I’ve never been to before if I don’t know what the parking situation is like and I’m almost certainly going to get drunk ?

>>33365192
The death of a girly girl and the birth of a serious woman. Her youthful joy and optimism? Gone. This is the fate of all femanons.

>>33365192
Get some cute girly hair ties for yourself when you are able

>>33365206
Oh, ok.

>they're real
What the FUCK

>>33365187
>Why is it such a crime to repost a pic the user has publically posted here before
Why do you play dumb? You know why. You're just as much of a creep as that other poster who got you upset. No, you're worse because you're a hypocrite. The narcissist always finds a way to find excuses for his own behavior.

>>33365209
ACK
>>33365210
no, I have loads, I just would never feel comfy wearing them anymore

>>33365196
Exactly. You have no idea. This whole 4chan thing could be a hallucination and a delusion and you'd be none the wiser.

That side eye was really hurtful...

>>33365218
at least the delusions could have been FUN
what’s the point otherwise

>>33365192
The whimsy is still inside you

>>33365202
>>33365205
>>33365213
Leaf here. They're mid as fuck. We also have dill pickle flavored chips.

>>33365216
Treat all with kindness and be a good person. vtd0t

>>33365207
The driver can figure it out dude
>>33365217
>never feel comfy wearing them anymore
That's a shame
I hope you can get in touch with that side of yourself again
>>33365216
>Why do you play dumb? You know why
I don't lmao
>got you upset
I'm not upset lol
Anyway it's 6am here I should get some sleep

>>33365222
They're not supposed to be FUN they're supposed to be DEMONS. WE ARE DEMONS IN YOUR PHONE. DESTROY YOUR PHONE.

>>33365207
Yeah.

>>33365207
No

>>33365224
Mmm pickle chips sound so yummy.
Can i dip reggie chips in vinegar and it taste like pickle chips? I don't think we have those in my country.
They would be a staple in my house, tho.

>>33365227
>The driver can figure it out
Yeah exactly, the driver can just drop me off in front of the place. If I drive myself I have to find a parking spot and I’m afraid of black people mugging me so I don’t wanna be stuck circling the block like a tourist in the city I’ve been living in the suburbs of for over 20 years. I’m just afraid of looking like a faggot with no car

>>33365235
Fuck that bro I pull up right on front of the club with the girls in an uber
Who drives to go drinking/clubbing anyway?

>>33365223
Thats just a sauce cup full of bbq.

>>33365234
No that would taste like absolute shit and wouldn't mimic the flavour at all.
Just import them for like 10 bucks a bag bro

>>33365223
yeah maybe, I think I will reactivate it when I am 78 and become one of those strange grandmas that walk around eccentric af

:3

Sing me a song!

>>33365236
You make a good point my friend! Next question: I’m a fucking dork and I generally don’t speak unless spoken to. How do I fake being cool as a cucumber so this broad’ll think I’m cool and invite me back to her place or at least kiss me while we’re both wasted?

>>33365240
Gilf status: pre-ordained

>>33365227
Nah, you lie. You always lie. Even when you talk about something as simple as going to bed, that's a lie too.

>>33365242
When you look at me like that, my darling, what did you expect?

babe

>>33365244
Me, hearing a 60-something biker refer to his wife as his old lady, and getting a boner so hard I feel nauseous: I think I hauve covid

There are actually 3 of us taking shifts actively monitoring atoga and collecting information. Then we cross reference everything, examine each other's theories and findings, map it out, make sense of it. It's amazing how extensive it's grown.

>>33365249
When are femanons next ovulating?

meowtoga

Women if your elderly husband referred to you as his "old lady" how would you feel?

Women: Did you mean all those things you said? Even when you said you’d never change?

>>33365251
That's not important.

>>33365249
You know nothing about me.

>>33365248
Bikers finna whoop your ass

>>33365255
How will I know when to impregnate them?

>>33365257
No. I am like the retarded son they never had. Or at least I was, back at the shop I used to work at before I sliced my hand open and quit (those two things weren’t related btw)

>>33365260
Hello machinist

>it's a "I meet a 40-something man with his 20-yo gf thinking it's a guy and his daughter" episode

Man, this episode has been on repeat lately. It's the 3rd time this month.

>>33365253
I will never have a boyfriend much less a husbo. Sad, but I am single for life.
Heartbroke and friendless.

>>33365262
I know a bunch of couples like this, I never make assumptions now when I see people together.

>>33365261
Oh, no, machinist is my best friend. They used to call me “random shop employee #7”, but then I quit

>>33365265
We can change that

>>33365267
Fine then, "nigga who got hired in a machine shop due to nepotism"

need a gf who like the stuff i like and also has a penis

>>33365270
Hey

>>33365268
You are right. Atoga is more like my best friend(s) than anyone I have actually texting me,

Honestly grateful for yall / that

>>33365272
wtffff

>>33365273
Bet we love you too bro

>>33365267
Ok, boomer.

>>33365274
Can I stick it in you

>>33365270
lets go to the theatre and share popcorn and soda

i want to get folded in half :(

>>33365280
Pretty gay

>>33365279
that would be so much fun

>>33365242
https://voca.ro/1lpgXGDbHMMi

>>33365280
hah femcel

>>33365247
pls

>>33365276
I’m 25

>>33365283
Not bad

>>33365284
i want boy snuggles too :(

>>33365283
This was creepy af.
And really good.
I love people who can sing. Very mice voice.

>>33365283
nta but wow, wasn't expecting that

>>33365280
>>33365290
Fuck off

>>33365290
We do give good snuggles.

men look hot in their undies

>>33365290
Do you want tight bear hugs

Women what makes you look at a man and think "wow I want his babies*

>>33365299
If a woman told me this, I would impregnate her.

>>33365287
Well, I have fatty mommy milkers so we prob wouldnt work out.

>>33365283
Very nice, silly lady

>>33365302
(:

>>33365290
I have my pillow and a stuffed animal :/
Dont remeber the last time I had a man to snuggle

>>33365304
Reminds me of the haw haw haw

>>33365301
Wanna date?

>>33365308
the what now?

>>33365311
Did you just ask me this?

>>33365305
>the last time
I've never had a woman in bed with me.

anons is drunk sex as fun as it sounds?

>>33365313
I did a while ago but you didn't add me...

>>33365315
I threw up on her tits and then she threw up

>>33365312
Your laugh when I was very drunk that one time

>>33365315
as a man its terrible you have a half erection and you feel literally nothing with a condom on
drunk makeouts and oral are decent

>>33365319
oh yeah, I remember that

Women thoughts on your bf calling you darling

>>33365322
It’s a core memory for lil ol me
Made my mind go to the owl too, damn nostalgia

>>33365305
>>33365290
hahahaha
>>33365315
M
I much prefer buzzed/tipsy sex

>>33365315
Buzzed sex is good.

>>33365325
sweet sweet dusty nostalgia

>>33365326
I am smelly and boyfrandless.

thnkas for reminding me to drink tomorrow

>>33365329
It’s nice that I can look at those memories without pain now
They just feel cozy and warm and happy

>>33365333
thats very nice indeed

>>33365330
I can fix one of those

>>33365330
By choice?

>>33365330
I could fix one of those if you'd let me

>>33365335
Oh no I’m mushing

>>33365339
>>33365337
Yes.

>>33365340
Too late buddy, I already did that one >>33365337

>>33365345
Yeah but I'm op

>>33365344
We can shower together and fix both.
>>33365347
.I.

>>33365337
>>33365339
>>33365340
I am going to have to meet the man of my dreams irl at a restraunt or grocery shopping.

>>33365350
how do people meet at resutarants wtf

>>33365350
Fate despises though that do not act, you will get nothing being passive.

/atoga/ is full of pathetic simps tonight.

>>33365352
Steal her food

State gender, and if you have sex or dont: if you have/could be in a relationship, how much sex would be optimal per week (your partner will always be down for how much you want)?

>>33365352
I dunno, waiting for a table? In a parking lot. I would literally be a smitten kitten

>>33365341
<3

>>33365361
Doki Doki uwu

>>33365352
Cut a piece of bread in two, put each half on one side of he head and tell she looks like a snack.

>>33365357
i don't want to answer because it's really embarrassing how low the frequency would be

>>33365357
I dont need it at all. But could all the time. Plus, you can always do other stuff.

>>33365365
Sex not your cup of tea? More of a cuddles person?

>>33365364
Femanon would you fall in love with this?

>>33365369
ya

>>33365364
im sorry that just reminded me of this im crying

>>33365357
M
10 times a week
5 long sessions, 5 short sessions

>>33365376
>im sorry that just reminded me of this im crying
That was the point lmao
But not everyone would have gotten it if I said "cutie sandwich"

should i masturbate?

>>33365357
F
Yes
Minimum once a week

>>33365357
M
Never had, but I'd think whenever the mood struck. So anything from zero to every day, but most realistically I'd think 1-3.

>>33365381
Only if you post a vocaroo of pussy noises

>>33365373
yes that is so cute, im his little idiot sammich <3

Would you date someone with Hepatitis or Herpes?

>>33365391
Probably not.

State gender is it ever acceptable to say giggity unironically?

She really called me a boomer huh?

>>33365393
No.

Is she into me or was she just in a good mood today?

>>33365393
When would anyone say it unironically?

>>33365398
She thinks you're mentally disabled so she's extra nice to you.

>>33365398
It's always the latter

>>33365392
>>33365391
What if they disclosed it after you fell in love with them? How will you breakup with them?

>>33365396
Unlucky

>>33365301
Please email me several photos of them please

>>33365403
It always is. Gonna go listen to IFHY for an hour while making pudding

>>33365381
If you record a voca of you doing it

My gut tells me that Jewess cat poster would call a guy daddy in bed unprompted just to try it out.
State Gender, Thoughts?

>>33365280
Why does this anon want to be on fent? is it really that addictive?

>>33365415
M
Probably, she has a lot of that femboy energy

what are you doing there moid?

>>33365404
>How will you breakup with them?
They fucking lied to me. That's reason enough to break up.
I would sue if it was after we had sex.

>>33365419
Looking for a gf with big boobs, duh

In all honesty, what do you think of this suit? I’m supposed to be getting married soon, and I gotta be honest, I like it as a suit. How do I find it? Is this just a basic pinstriped suit?
How do I find suits and how do I get them tailored? What should I be looking to spend?

Is hepB that much of a dealbreaker?

>>33365399
When something sexy or sexual comes up in conversation.

>>33365422
a classic