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>>33364496 (OP)Women is starting atoga threads an ick
Foids
Do you take a moids pheromones into consideration?
Would you date someone who has become retarded from loneliness
man wtf kind of questions are these
I think I want to cook some Asian stew-like thing tomorrow.
>>33364512What does that even mean
>>33364496 (OP)I approve of this edition
>>33364512Yes
Hell I was even retarded beforehand
>>33364513Pheromones are real
>>33364506Yes. I miss huffing a guy's crotch.
>>33364518I will write that down.
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Women, how much of a red flag is it if a guy asks you to have a summer picnic in a shady part of park? What if he has his own picnic basket and packs cheese and fruit in it?
Women would you date a suicide bomber?
>>33364517We've been over this, pheromones are not proven to have any sexual impact in humans.
>>33364523Wouldn't bro already be dead
i wish mynbladder wasnt so small
>>33364528Hehe pants pisser
>>33364498it’s not it’s so romantic actually c;
>>33364521cute, very american movie
>>33364523they dont need gfs they just blow themselves
>>33364452oh, i didn't mean to imply you were doing it to be mean, or that other women do, i mean i am sad that i make them feel so insecure. i don't think women or manlets know this feel too much, but everyone just moving out of your way by default or crossing streets or w/e cuz you're threatening by default is ronery.
anyway, yeah just interact more with men and desensitize yourself. you can try to do it slowly, like maybe pick a particularly short manlet and choose NOT to cross a street or something, and after enough times your brain will realize most people in most situations are fine.
>>33364526Stop asking retarded questions.
>>33364524>pheromones are not proven to have any sexual impactIdk the science behind it but they must have at least some effect
Every woman IRL who's told me I smelled really good, even ones I didn't know well at all, I thought were really sexy - that cannot just be a pure coincidence in all cases....
i wish soulmates were real, im too romantic for this real world shit
>>33364538Every woman IRL who's told me I smelled really good was just huffing the aftereffects of my fucking shaving cream. Foids...
>>33364536Never leave a stone unturned.
>>33364533They don't need a blow job or a glow up, just a glowie job to blow up
i miss my ex. should i text her?
>>33364539>i wish soulmates were real, im too romantic for this real world shitI don't care for doomer nihilism anymore. It's cringe.
They are real. I'll find mine.
Ladies, would it be annoying if your bf knew all the constellations and could point them out to you at night? Would you go on a night hike up in the mountains to watch the stars with him during a meteor shower?
>>33364538wait hold on why did you say "every woman IRL"
what women have told you that you smell good outside of real life??
Where do I meet clingy gf
She glows like a Christmas tree
>>33364543thats a good one too
>>33364544Of course! Exes still care about you and miss you too, and you'll probably provide your ex with some comfort by calling.
>>33364544Ask her if she remembers your pheromones.
does atoga believe in soulmates?
>>33364552I bet you squirm outside the stalls waiting for the other ladies to finish
>>33364554Chatgpt aah answer
>>33364556Logically? No. Do I want to believe? Yes.
>>33364552Women be pissing.
>>33364556ye, she probably shitposting on the chinese 4chan right now
>>33364556Of course! Each of us has one and only one true soulmate out there. Either we find that one person or we die alone; wasting time with anyone other than the one true soulmate is betraying the soulmate. Things are either perfect or wrong; compromising on principles is just giving in to empty lust.
>>33364556I hope they don't exist and I fear they do
>>33364556Yea
https://youtu.be/TngViNw2pOo
Stacks so high they calling my shit snoop dogg
>>33364539F
They're real but mine died as a baby
>>33364540Based shaving cream enjoyer
I also used to think "maybe it's just my cologne or conditioner...", but it happened a couple of times when I wasn't wearing any cologne and had sweated, and both of the girls were incredibly pretty and who I'd deem out of my league (well I briefly dated one but whatever). I'd have to read into it but I think there must be some truth to the pheromone science
>>33364556F
I hope they do but I know they don't
>>33364572get a ouija board and some liquor
Female women. Why must you be so adorably adorable. It's really messing with me.
>>33364553Oh shit I only just got the innuendo in yours too xD and I thought I was being clever... good one
>>33364549You don't have a smell-o-matic 3000 to sniff girls worldwide?
You make a good point lmao
Brain not working
>>33364506I'm gonna sniff em anyway.
When should a man propose? After a year? Two years?
Also, what's the right way to propose? On one knee? Over dinner? On a date? What do you expect of your bf when he proposes?
>2 weeks no gf
GO TO THERAPY AND GET BETTER ALREADY PLEASE
>>33364586Depends on their age. Wait till you're at least 25 to marry I'd say. At this point after 1-3 years you should be able to tell if you want to get married.
>>33364583>female womenanon...
>>33364556I don't believe in them as a monogamous construct because that's illogical and a statistical anomaly too finite.
>>33364598It goes the other way too, I mean most girls smell nice especially when they freshen up, but sometimes you think wow she smells REALLY good even if she's been sweating or whatever...
>>33364547I'd kiss him to shut him up.
>>33364556Yes and no, like every archonic concept in our flesh prison
If you genuinely believe in soul mates, then where do you think souls come from?
>>33364613Who fuckin cares
>>33364613Souls are an emanation of God.
>>33364520Please don't. It's an embarrassing fetish.
>>33364611True love of soulmates is pneumatic, something the hylic lust of the flesh could never comprehend.
>>33364613Soul mates don't exist because women don't have souls.
>>33364619You were being serious?
>>33364626Is saying no a believable option at this point?
>>33364621It’s both. Your flesh is your surveyor, and you can never share your soul perceptions with others.
>>33364622>men don't have soulsAgree
>>33364630I don't believe in anything on here so yes
Yeah. This fucking sucks.
>>33364632>can't readI said you don't have a soul. I didn't say you don't have a brain.
Women: do you have souls? Are you fellow-sharers in the divine gift of reason? Can your love help a man learn to live with the dignity of one who understands his place in the cosmos as a rational human being? Will your love teach a man to transcend with you?
>>33364613The other timelines/dimensions/reincarnation
>>33364539Same, but mine is 2d, and the closest in 3d is the same sex as me.
>>33364521Other bitches will probably try to call you fruity. But you are instead cultured.
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This LinkedIn hotty reached out to offer me a job. I have no interest in the job at all but I do want to fuck her or date her.
Any tips?
Women, how pathetic is it when a guy responds to your texts immediately?
>little sister asked me to help her play New Vegas because her fiance loves it
>installed mods for her
>hung out while she played it
>she fucked Benny
>killed him a few times in insanely sadistic ways then made him a companion
Should I say something?
If you lick your hand, wait 5 seconds, and then smell it, you can tell how bad your breath smells.
State gender. How bad does your breath smell right now?
>>33364651>she fucked BennyDid you install her a sex mod right off the bat
Let her play vanilla first damn
>>33364653My deit to make my cum smell and potentially taste fruity seems to have made my breath like cantaloupe.
I really like the berserk manga and I've read volumes 1-7 so far. I personally hate reading digitally and I have the opportunity to buy volumes 1-41 for $300. I make $60k per year and live with my parents, no car payment, no bills, etc. Should I buy it?
I love herrr I love her so much
>>33364496 (OP)Women under 25, what are the chances you would date someone 30-35, assuming this person is fit, has a job, a place, and a car, average height 7/10 looks.
>>33364651I'd make Benny my lil snazzy bitch too, that sounds fun. But Danny Trejo's lines are just good for not being annoying.
Girlies
Do you like to watch thunderstorms?
If a "bad" woman is hot is a "good" woman ugly
>>33364675I'm the opposite of a baddie
>>33364682I beg to differ
>>33364655You can fuck Benny with the Lady Killer perk as a Fem Courier. NTA
>>33364636Thanks for your concession, males have no souls (and then blame everything on women as always).
>>33364680No, baddie is just AAVE for a woman who's attractive to the point of badassery
>>33364679What is up man it's all down. Life sucks.
>>33364664I recommend looking into the deluxe editions
Anons what are your best survival tips in case of emergency
>>33364697The hard cover ones? They're so expensive :(
>>33364698Don't do dumb shit that will get you killed
>>33364689NTA.
Women provide the "flesh" while men provide the "soul." That's why women bleed, and semen is white (like a ghost).
>>33364698Have proper footwear and drinking water
>>33364690Do you have proof of that claim
>>33364699They're worth it.
>>33364704People telling me I'm ugly yea
>>33364698you're gonna be fine.
Hello girlies
Thoughts on beefy scientists?
Been talking to this girl, ghosted for a bit, explained she has a low social battery and was super apologetic. Shell message me every 5ish days or so and well talk for 3 days at a time and it has repeated every week. Well probably be hanging out next weekend again. Anyways, she doesn't post on social hardly ever and when she does its just pictures of where she was, never selfies, she even showed me her camera roll when we were out and there were like 30 pics total out of 3 years. 2 days ago unprompted she sent me a selfie in her bikini close up to her tits. I'm confused why. Can some female explain the thought process behind this.
>>33364708They're jealous of your good looks and want to put you down. Classic strategy.
Men I don't have a bidet so I got a peri bottle meant for postpartum women is that okay
how do I get a gf with DD cups (or more)?
>>33364713If it works then it works
>>33364715Google big boob and ask to be gf
>>33364715They deserve a better man than an atogacel
>>33364713I'd clean your asshole with my tongue.
>>33364706Why not. I got nothin nowhere to go nothing to look forward to.
>>33364718okay but I'm first.
>>33364719>Google big boob and ask to be gfthat's not how it works.
>>33364720:/
>>33364713You bought a taint squirter?
>>33364722If you want and can afford it
>>33364715met mine on tinder
oddly enough she didn't have any pics where you could see her boobs so it was dumb luck ig
>>33364729>that’s not how it worksHow the fuck would you know? I have had multiple big boob gfs, you have had zero.
>>33364722Do you need it?
can you even get tinder dates if you have no friends?
Is it ok to abuse animals because they don't have souls?
>>33364734>How the fuck would you know? I have had multiple big boob gfs, you have had zero.because google doesn't work like that?
>>33364733damn
Tinder scares me.
>no picsthat was probably intentional.
>>33364732I think I could swing it
>>33364735No but my teeth are cosmetically ugly and I think it's making my smile crooked
>>33364738No. God created the heavens and earths and it’s our duty to preside over the earth as graceful dutykeepers.
>>33364742Not me. I always seem to end up with one.
>>33364742You should kill me then
>>33364741My teeth and smile are crooked and it hasn't really affected my life all that much. Are you a guy or a chick.
DOWN IN A HOLE AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BE SAVED
SEE MY HEART, I DECORATE IT LIKE A GRAVE
OH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO THEY THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
LOOK AT ME NOW, A MAN WHO WON'T LET HIMSELF BE.
>>33364745Can we date so I have to explain basic concepts to you and get peeved when you don't understand thing and when I try to speak to you in a stern voice you start crying because you think I'm being mean
>>33364754Maybe it's different for women. I'd personally look past it. Maybe I'd even find it endearing
Hi girls. I need to cum in one of your mouths. Is that alright?
>>33364741I know a few people who have had invisalign, it works pretty well. May as well try it.
Women, can one of you astral project into my arms while I'm sleeping?
State gender
Is childhood poverty a red flag?
>>33364768That would be a cool date
chat is this cute or cringe
>>33364771That bitch cheating
>>33364771not cute seems like she tried to cheat.
would've been cute if she had just horrible luck or aim.
>>33364763Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité, mon frère Francais!
>>33364713I personally do the (warm) wet toilet paper method and it works good enough
would work better if i had more fiber in diet tho
>Poop>Wipe 2-3 times with dry paper>Reach to sink put it on warm water and dip paper>Wipe some more until very clean>Dry out with dry paper
>>33364764I can do that to him some more. So I will.
After I play more sims.
>>33364766define childhood poverty
>>33364771should be illegal to post ragebait this powerful
Today was a pretty good day
Two very cute women smiled to me and spoke with me
One of them started the conversation first
Should i ask her ig handle, even though shes a cashier and being paid to be nice to customers?
>>33364787>even though shes a cashierChuds always make the same mistake, it's universal at this point kek.
>>33364777nta, but no way, me too. i avoid public shitting since most of them don't give you that option
>>33364771Nice man to his waifu. Wholesome.
>>33364745Would you like quick and painless or slow and evil?
>>33364780He was uh. Poor as a child.
I want to cause problems and ruin my life
>>33364796Who's stopping you
>>33364788I mean, im well aware right, but shes exceptionally nice to me and today straight up asked me questions and asked how am i and shit and had a huge smile all the time doing it
Or does it mean im already friendzoned....
Bl-blackpilled again
>>33364798my fear of consequences
>>33364800So you don't wanna do that shit. You pussy bitch.
Quick and painless lovemaking with femanon
>>33364794some consider a childhood like having a single parent in a wagie job supporting several kids as childhood poverty, but some people say you didn't experience childhood poverty if you also went on family holidays to foreign countries at the same time, for example. it gets muddy.
>>33364807Cook some meth.
>>33364809not that easy here. I'm on psych meds so I can't
>>33364812Looks like you don't really want to fuck shit up then
Girl I'm talking to doesn't post on social hardly ever and when she does its just pictures of where she was, never selfies, she even showed me her camera roll when we were out and there were like 30 pics total out of 3 years. 2 days ago unprompted she sent me a selfie in her bikini close up to her tits. I'm confused why. Can some female explain the thought process behind this.
>>33364752I'm a different kind of retarded
>>33364816She needs some dick
My gf is a little bit too good at sucking cock and I'm worried. Do I confront her about it or say nothing.
>>33364822Sis slipped up
Maybe she's a natural
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>>33364776>Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité, mon frère Francais!Merci, bonne journée!
>>33364698Have flares and also a flare gun. They only help in like 0.0001% of emergencies but they are cool.
>>33364816She considers you her bf? I've been with my bf for a while and I never take selfies or have ever posted myself online but I've also never dared to even send a bikini tit pic to him (or anyone) lmao. so I think if a person who rarely if ever takes pics of themselves and never posts themselves online sends such a pic to you it does mean a lot probably, she wants you to see her as attractive lol
State gender
https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-beautiful-women
How would (You) fix this list?
>>33364819They don't know yet
>>33364827I'm not clicking that shit
>>33364828Who is they. Do you have any idea.
>>33364827I don't care for most celebrities. I'm not attracted to them.
>>33364827M
I hate tabloids I hate tabloids
>>33364827M. Uh, kinda funny that these are the same women I grew up jacking off to on TV as a little boy. Aren't there... new actresses? Or was that like, the last generation of hot women?
It's funny to scroll through all of them and they're all 40+ and heavily wrinkled.
I guess the 2010s really hit Hollywood hard.
Women would you date a guy who instead of beating you and breaking bottles on your head when he's drunk gets sad and cries softly
>>33364827F
The most beautiful woman in the world is some random shoplady living in Portugal or something
>>33364836Probably has more to do with the age of the average tabloid reader. People like familiarity and nostalgia.
Wrong the most beautiful woman is that cashier i saw today
I love her.
>>33364839you have to beat her into a pulp once in a while or she will get the ick and leave
>>33364839the same men do these things though, better to just not date them.
>inb4 troon crying
I wish I was even the most beautiful lady in a room but I never was
>>33364848you should come to my room
>>33364848You so are though
>>33364842MED BVLLS, we are so back.
>>33364848have you ever been the most busty tho?
Femanons if I saw you in real life would I want to gouge my eyes out
>>33364852I'd get mogged by some poster you have up . I'm not even the most beautiful in my room
>>33364853No
>>33364855No
>>33364826Nah not a bf, weve been talking for a few months but she did this thing where she ghosted for aweek or so and explained she has low social battery, dealing with depression shit because she just lost job and all kind of stuff. But shes been consistently reaching out weekly for a couple days at a time well talk like normal. Also wants to hang out again after this weekend. Sorta confused, since like I said her texting has been pretty bad since she hit a rut but its been consistent if that makes sense.
>>33364739>that was probably intentional.Yeah probably, I got 3 coffee dates and 2 of them had huge boobs without showing them at all in their pics
>>33364859tinder is too scary.
>>33364857Cutie I'd wife you up
>>33364857>I'm not even the most beautiful in my roomWho is?
>>33364858I think you're just overthinking it, go for the w
>>33364863The Virgin Mary
>>33364857Ill hide the posters for you
Femanons why would a woman film herself farting on dementia patients at work and post the video to instagram?
Women, rifle grenades or underslung launchers?
>>33364864can girls still be into me if they're not constantly texting? I always thought that meant they were not interested.
>>33364869she basically send you a nude you realize that right
>>33364870Fuck kinda name is that
>>33364870standing four feet ten in one sock
>>33364866They'll still be there
>>33364873Se llama la sagrada Virgen de Guadalupe
I could fix little miss sadposter
femanon post chips you like
>>33364881Literally anyone with a penis could fix her.
femanon with big tits, would you be my gf?
>>33364872But she wasnt naked dude. Bro this is so confusing, cause we really havent been talking TOO much lately due to her feeling bad and this sorta out of nowhere right after telling me she was swimming, I DONT GET IT.
Noticed she deleted it out of chat after, awhile does that also mean something?
M or F
Do women find guys who can pull other women more attractive (assuming all other factors are the same)? My gf said I should try meeting other women since I'm her 3rd boyfriend but I’ve never dated anyone besides her. She said I should do it to see if I really like being in a relationship with her or not. Do I do it? I feel like this will just backfire on me, and I’m frankly not all that interested in seeing other women in the first place. I guess I’m just trying to find out if the pros outweigh the cons in this situation
>>33364878alright we go to one of those circus mirror rooms
>>33364883Didn't work the first time around did it
>>33364883I mean. Clearly it did not fix her
>>33364887This had better be bait.
>>33364882Um. Idk. I'm not much for chips. Maybe like, sunchips or le baked lays plain.
>>33364890>>33364891did catpisster get fucked or so?
>>33364886she was horny and now shes not. just do something
>>33364894No that's a different poster
>>33364887>My gf said I should try meeting other womenAnon...
>>33364892Oh believe me it is not
That’s the kinda shit that leaves a stain
>>33364895what a retarded moid brained take
>>33364899please find a woman who loves you
What should I put in femanon's bf application?
>>33364903what should he do then
>>33364908Relevant experience
>>333649100
Khhv
23yo
What else?
>>33364908>height>age>size>bodyfat %>annual income>job description >race>hairline>virginity status>properties + assetsAm I missing anything?
>>33364903What does it mean, please tell meee
>>33364912Yeah, it's over lmao
>>33364915It's just a lil joke. Hopefully.
>>33364908You should say that you should be taken out, out back, with a shotgun, if you ever cheat, if she does all 4 holes.
who do i select
>girl A
>camwhore (onlyfans)
>high bodycount
>no tattoos, no piercings
>dyed hair
>likes banter
>girl B
>career woman
>lower bodycount
>tattoos and piercings
>brunette
>perpetually sarcastic
both are skinny
>>33364912it is easier to get a job
>>33364898?
>>33364904Wym? How does she not love me?
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>>33364920tbf I'd pick the hoe
>>33364930I preferred the way my other half said it
>>33364919>if she does all 4 holes.4
And yeah I'd make that deal.
If she cheats on me I'm killing her, the guy and then myself tho.
>>33364934and how is that?
I should get depressed again so I stop being horny
>>33364920>career womanmajor ick
A
ever since i lost a lot of weight ive kept running into situations where i talk to a guy and be friendly with him and i think "oh that was nice" and then weeks later i realize he was trying to date/fuck me and i was oblivious
>>33364940> You are always looking for short cuts, the easy way out, the lucky strike, the big reveal, the hidden secret, the missing knowledge. You‘d rather waste your life trying to find out how to get what you want without having to grind instead of using that time to consistently grind as much as you can handle without burning out day in and day out. And in the end you will look back and realize that there is no secret, no missing puzzle to heal and then be functional all of a sudden and catch up. The secret was the grind. And each day you spend trying to find out the secret is a day you waste that you could have applied yourself.I have it saved
>>33364942Fine fine, if you're a girl ill help
>>33364920Camwhore sounds more fun and sweet desu
>>33364796>want to cause problems and ruin my lifeI cannot recommend this from personal experience
>>33364771Must be nice to just have 100 euro on the table like that lol
I should buy a motorcycle.
>>33364946>>33364930people who think like this have no grasp of technological advancement
>>33364944I meant to make it a question.
4?
>>33364766M
Yes
>t. povvo >>33364736Yes, I did at least
>>33364653M, normal but I did brush my teeth just now
>>33364957you are a hateful person
>>33364951and why is that?
>>33364957Mitch I nate miggers
>>33364950Yeah, do it. It feels good, man.
Women exist to be groped, humped, licked, kissed, chomped, and squeezed.
Anons do you ever wonder what happens on 2chan?
>>33364957You like that migga cock tho
>>33364965Most I'd do is a finger to know what it's like.
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>>33364954Me when the random femanon saves my life
>>33364972we have been over this, move on
>>33364968Oh my god they invented a new gender!
>>33364974thats a big thing to put in your mouth
>>33364648So she's actually offered you the job?
Ask if you could arrange a call or meeting with her if appropriate to discuss the job further as a pretense (even if you have no intention of accepting it), be a bit flirty if you can, then towards the end smoothly ask if she'd like to go for a drink or coffee to get to know her better
Bit of a long con for a shot in the dark but if you're smooth you have a better chance this way vs. just asking over LinkedIn
>>33364957Moids are the miggers of the morld
>>33364977zoida are the ziggers of ze zorld
>>33364978Erm
Sus
Don’t boner me pls
>>33364975but why? We've been together for 3 and a half years
>>33364982https://youtu.be/j5RuCEhHcG4?si=9ww8XB-yv6VrLfVv
>>33364884H-hello? Anyone there? :(
Picking up femanon and throwing her into bed
>>33364945Should we be more obvious, cat poster?
Why are all the good femanons gay?
>>33364887Also
>Do women find guys who can pull other women more attractiveI don't think your gf cares whether or not you can pull other women. She might be shittesting you to make sure you wouldn't be tempted by other options because you've only been with her. She might be projecting her own FOMO and how she'd feel if she hadn't had other partners previously, idk. It's a weird request but I wouldn't go as far as to say she's trying to cover up cheating or wants you to cheat.
But in general
>Do women find guys who can pull other women more attractiveYeah, I think most guys can attest to being hit on more by women when out with a girl lol
>>33364994I’m working and you are very freaking distracting
>>33364842Iberian women are hot, I admit.
>>33364997that just makes it more tempting but you already knew that
Finally getting to make out with his sim but he's got a bunch of random crap on still as a work outfit. Ugh
>>33365003do not the pictures of your mom
>>33364990i mean its just scary and embarassing i didnt know
what if i was talking to an agressive or drunk man that wanted to hookup and i didnt realize he wanted sex until he tries to hurt me, or what if hes like "i know a spot, follow me" like a lot of men do and he just rapes me in an alley apartment or woods or something and i was too stupid to realize
>>33365002Why not make out with irl me instead?
sometimes I think rape is overhyped, like, just deal with it
>>33365005Kolbasy davai blini blyat
25 year old white suburban male going downtown tomorrow night to hang out with a 23 year old white urban party girl. Only problem is I’m scared of minorities downtown. How do I make the minorities afraid of me instead so she doesn’t think I’m a pussy and maybe I can get my dick sucked?
>>33364518was it the cumsmell or the ballsmell that was nice to huff?
>>33365003Is this supposed to mean something? Genuinely asking
>>33365000:3
I have one anyways sigh
I blame you, but you knew that
>>33364556i believe we choose them
>>33365010Kartoshku nahui, ya gotov
>>33365016insanely rude
use it to get more tips
>>33365015Russians adopted "Z" as a symbol for their war effort. Their invasion caused them to be accused of being geopolitical niggers. Z + niggers = ziggers. QED.
>>33365006NTA. Don't follow him?
>>33365022I’ll tell them that the lady who owns me says to tip me :3
>>33365023>QEDquantum erectile dysfunction?
>>33365023The libs are calling people geopolitical niggers?
>>33364992Yeah it’s probably just a shit test then, not gonna fall for it and start chasing tail
>Yeah, I think most guys can attest to being hit on more by women when out with a girlI presumably wouldn’t have her with me but who knows what she wants. Just gonna play it safe
>>33365009Are you saying that as a coping mechanism?
>>33365026>*having fun time chatting*>Hey i know a place wanna head over>Oh that cool but im scared that youre a rapist so like uh...male anons how would you feel?
>>33365025Gaz v pol, a my v ad
>>33365029NTA. /pol/ started it
>>33365006Hey kittenposter wanna see a cute family of cats I saw at the old abandoned factory
>>33365032Is there something I can do or somewhere we can go that would make you feel more comfortable? Because I'm a rapist.
>>33365027very good, now I feel like a pimp
Lol
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Men, what will you name your ai gf?
>>33365032>Oh that cool but im scared that youre a rapist so like uh"That's okay, I gotta get back to xyz. Nice chatting with you though. Can I get your number?"
>>33365036Yes please! do you have a pic?
>>33365039As you should
Ugh
>>33365041I think Alexandra is a hot name
shit sounds like maplestory music lol
>>33365041If I have no need for a real gf, why would I need a Ai one.
>>33364987*Picks up the phone
>>33365045Yeah uh *Googles cute kitty family* that's them do you wanna hop into my car and I'll drive you there
>>33365042Its latin. After you make a math (or math adjacent) or philosophy proof you say "QED" to mean "So it is" and complete the proof. I dont know what the Latin is
in modern math youre more likley to see a rectangular tombstone symbol, QED is sorta old fashioned
picrel is a meme example of how youd use it
>>33365029No. Libs use the more sanitary term, vatnik. But they mean the same thing in the end.
>>33365053I think it's quad erat demonstratum
Spoiler alert fellas. There are no wimmin on 4chins
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>>33365043Why are you plapping me again?
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yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
Is it possible for figgers and miggers to fall in love
>>33365041I will blow my head off with a 12 gauge shotgun in the middle of the woods on top of a blue tarp before I get an "AI girlfriend."
>>33365055You're just one click away, click away, click away
>>33365051Hey! Thats suspicious!
>>33365032that's normal, I'm a grown man who owns knives and zipties and shit (and more).
but when girls refuse to have drinks with me I always want to say "okay, if you won't have a drink, then you have to help carry the damn conversation"
ba ba bum ba ba ba ba ba bum ba ba
>>33365069No it's not it's wholesome. look at how cute those kittens are don't you wanna see em. Please enter my vehicle.
>>33365041The media insists that that bot is Hitler, I see articles about that every day.
Is our new Hitler a blonde anime girl whose boobs jiggle when the Fuhrer jumps up and down?
Seems appropriate for the modern world.
Catposter would absolutely mog me in math or calculus or whatever and make me kill myself out of shame
>>33365074Is Clario actually a dude?
>>33365073do you promise not to drug rape and murder me then leave my corpse by the bog?
the quilt i want is out of stock. fuck my lyfe
>>33365080Yeah I'll leave you alive
>>33365079She is actualy an alien, but the gender is up for debate.
>>33365060you're plapable
>>33365081like a blanket?
>>33365076Making me tingly again
>>33364920A, banter is ++, and the sex is almost def gonna be fire ++
perp sarcasm is ---
no brainer imo
>>33365078please dont kill yourself. You can always learn math
>>33365047>I think Alexandra is a hot nameAlso the superior Botez sister
>>33365092'Tis that jewish IQ
>>33365090Sprinkle the right amound of sarcasm in with heavy playful banter and a brush up agsindt their hand and you are in for the win
Is there any point in trying to talk to some girl again after a long period of time?
No, this isn't going back or talking after breaking things up or whatever. This is literally some girl I barely know about. We just kinda stopped talking, that's all. I met her through work, she seemed a bit interested and I talked to her for a bit about my job and the place I'm living in. But considering she was on a business trip, she lives across the globe so the long distanced nature might not be worth it. It's just the suggestion some people made that she really had a good impression of me.
But it's been almost half a year. I have no good excuse and it seems kinda awkward. She still has to deal with people at my job though and we might meet again.
>>33365100No reason why you can't try strike up a convo again and see if she still gives you the time of day
>>33365092I'm gonna be real catposter. I can't even do basic arithmetic in my head. I think I'm cooked.
>>33365094I am interested
>>33364827I didn't realize you could actually vote on this.
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>>33365100It doesnt hurt to conversate, get to know each other better and maybe you would really enjoy each other
>>33365107God, this is how I want to die
>>33365104Hmmmm
So do I post my discord or something?
I wonder what catposter's thoughts on the russo-ukrainian war is
>>33365107This but to my cock
Sorry I mean yours
>>33365102>>33365108Hmm
Well she'd still be polite even if she didn't want to do anything with me, I guess.
>>33365099yeah nothing wrong with sarcasm per se. it's just perpetual is absolutely not a good sign
my friends went out without me and are sending me pictures from it? ok i guess i'll die
>>33365115too scared to share soc onna board lol
plus, i have no online accts
do people still have phone numbers? or is that just a boomer thing
>>33365116i dont understand why Putin is so interested in ukraine.
My favourite activity on atoga is profiling female posters and assigning them an identity and collecting information about them and then after a while I drop it all on them to scare the shit out of them and make them leave
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>>33365096you know what I mean
>>33365117almost slipped up there
>>33365125I am not posting my phone number.
But you can add me if you want.
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>>33365127Pretty based, better to make them leave than watch them ruin their lives from their own retardation.
>>33365124They didn't invite you? Rude of them
You deserve better friends
>>33365119Or she just wouldn't respond lol
>>33365127Why are you like this
>>33365124How about we go on a date and send them pics of us
>>33365131Making you slippery is my pleasure
>>33365127Now that's what I call based
>>33365140good thing I have to get up and get ready now
anons what do i do if i develop biopolar disorder? Im so scared of it
>>33365143Tell yourself that you aren't bipolar, you're biwinning
>>33365126nta, he wants to take back all USSR land/republics. He went for crimea, now he's trying for ukraine
>>33365132hmmm.. guessed right.. you are a boomer
bombastic side eye
>>33364338>Probably just doesn't want any hard feelings and she's over itIndeed. There are days where nothing happens and weeks where nothing happens. But it'd be nice if something happened in my romantic life for once in a while.
Speaking of nothing happening, there's a LOT of gunshots outside tonight
>>33365143Develop good byepolar
>>33365127my favorite is creating a female persona so some creepy retard becomes invested and wastes his time
>>33365143Nothing. You take your meds and you go to therapy for coping mechanisms and you keep going on with your normal life.
How old are you?
>>33365152They never learn.
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>>33365151more like bye molar hahah amirite
>>33365146Why do they suck so much fucking dick at war. It's been like 3 years and they've made zero progress. Do the generals just embezzle all the funding and leave the mobiks to fend for themselves.
>>33365147Am I? I am only 23... haven't even finished college and I'm already being asked about retirement...
>>33365138>Why are you like thisWhy do you build a collection of femanons' photos and then dump them when you're spiraling?
>>3336515420f
i have a family history of it. My dad grandma and grandmother all got biopolar.
>>33365153I should have slebbed more uh oh
How do I make myself look gayer
>>33365166just bee urself
>>33365145>I win here, I win there...>>33365143You take your meds (which might take some trial and error and patience to figure out), stay in school, and try to see a psychiatrist and therapist etc. to help you remain stable
My sister also has bipolar disorder but she's successful in life with a STEM doctorate, long term relationship, friends and hobbies etc. she is happy
Or you can do a lot of drugs like me and be #bi-winning
>>33365163>dad grandma and grandmother all got biopolar.Huh?
Both grandmas?
It can happen. Go to therapy. Or consult a psychiatrist just to like know what to expect or make a plan in case it happens.
You don't have it yet, so nothing's changed. You'll be alright.
I also have a family history. But I didn't develop it. Idk if that makes you feel reassured.
>>33365162A collection?? Bro I saved a couple of London femanon's sexy pixs she posted here and reposted them because we love London, and you are a gaylord
Forget bipolar she's gonna develop schizophrenia. Now THAT'LL be fun.
Laying in bed falling asleep with a bag of chips next to me
>>33365173You've done more than that. Come on, how many pictures of this thread's femanons do you have saved?
>>33365174how does one know if one is schmizophremic?
>>33365143Like I said previously also, if you've been on SSRIs for seven years, and are already in your 20s, and have never had a (hypo)manic episode, you're probably pretty safe
Do you still have recurrent depressive episodes, if so what are they like?
>>33365164Classic you problem
At least it is only gym, then you can rotmax
>>33365177Does it make a KRSHSCSHCS sound when you roll over on it
You fat greasy fuck
>>33365172Sorry
>dad>paternal grandmother>paternal maternal great grandmotheri already have had depression since i was a child
>>33365184Nooo where are you going
>>33365179How many voices do you hear? Do they have names?
>>33365178I don't have any saved
Even when I reposted London pix I went on 4plebs to save and repost lol
Why is it such a crime to repost a pic the user has publically posted here before
>>33365183Yeah, me too.
Only my grandma tho.
But we're all neirotic in the family.
You're probably stuck with what you already have.
Like I said. Just go to a psych, explain your concerns and he will orient you. You don't have it yet, so don't get ahead of yourself.
>>33365179If you are seeing and hearing shit and are convinced that you are NOT schizophrenic then you are schizophrenic
>>33365182Youre evil. Why you hate me so much?
>>33365185getting water. did u drin kwater today anon
>>33365181I was just looking for a hair tie and it made me a bit sad because I used to have so many girly ones and pulled it off with no second thought but now all I have are very minimal ones. Where did the whimsy go?
>>33365177Tell me the chips
>>33365189I mean, you can not NOT see and hear things, so how would you ever know?
>>33365186define voices
>>33365158yeah their military is pretty dubious
>>33365191Yeah I did I'm a wet boy. Positively damp and moist. How wet are you are you slick as a slug
>>33365196Oh my, just shut the fuck already.
Your internal monolog is not the same as "voices".
>>33365190How about instead did laying with a bag of chips you start running on a treadmill
>>33365195My fav flavor. Yummy katchup doritos.. I think canadian or sumn
>>33365189Or you could just be manic, if it's acute
>>33365202>ketchup Doritos What the fuck
>>33365203Your mom. Told me as I picked her up for our date.
Does it make sense to just uber to a place I’ve never been to before if I don’t know what the parking situation is like and I’m almost certainly going to get drunk ?
>>33365192The death of a girly girl and the birth of a serious woman. Her youthful joy and optimism? Gone. This is the fate of all femanons.
>>33365192Get some cute girly hair ties for yourself when you are able
>they're real
What the FUCK
>>33365187>Why is it such a crime to repost a pic the user has publically posted here beforeWhy do you play dumb? You know why. You're just as much of a creep as that other poster who got you upset. No, you're worse because you're a hypocrite. The narcissist always finds a way to find excuses for his own behavior.
>>33365209ACK
>>33365210no, I have loads, I just would never feel comfy wearing them anymore
>>33365196Exactly. You have no idea. This whole 4chan thing could be a hallucination and a delusion and you'd be none the wiser.
That side eye was really hurtful...
>>33365218at least the delusions could have been FUN
what’s the point otherwise
>>33365192The whimsy is still inside you
>>33365202>>33365205>>33365213Leaf here. They're mid as fuck. We also have dill pickle flavored chips.
>>33365216Treat all with kindness and be a good person. vtd0t
>>33365207The driver can figure it out dude
>>33365217>never feel comfy wearing them anymoreThat's a shame
I hope you can get in touch with that side of yourself again
>>33365216>Why do you play dumb? You know whyI don't lmao
>got you upsetI'm not upset lol
Anyway it's 6am here I should get some sleep
>>33365222They're not supposed to be FUN they're supposed to be DEMONS. WE ARE DEMONS IN YOUR PHONE. DESTROY YOUR PHONE.
>>33365224Mmm pickle chips sound so yummy.
Can i dip reggie chips in vinegar and it taste like pickle chips? I don't think we have those in my country.
They would be a staple in my house, tho.
>>33365227>The driver can figure it outYeah exactly, the driver can just drop me off in front of the place. If I drive myself I have to find a parking spot and I’m afraid of black people mugging me so I don’t wanna be stuck circling the block like a tourist in the city I’ve been living in the suburbs of for over 20 years. I’m just afraid of looking like a faggot with no car
>>33365235Fuck that bro I pull up right on front of the club with the girls in an uber
Who drives to go drinking/clubbing anyway?
>>33365223Thats just a sauce cup full of bbq.
>>33365234No that would taste like absolute shit and wouldn't mimic the flavour at all.
Just import them for like 10 bucks a bag bro
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>>33365223yeah maybe, I think I will reactivate it when I am 78 and become one of those strange grandmas that walk around eccentric af
>>33365236You make a good point my friend! Next question: I’m a fucking dork and I generally don’t speak unless spoken to. How do I fake being cool as a cucumber so this broad’ll think I’m cool and invite me back to her place or at least kiss me while we’re both wasted?
>>33365240Gilf status: pre-ordained
>>33365227Nah, you lie. You always lie. Even when you talk about something as simple as going to bed, that's a lie too.
>>33365242When you look at me like that, my darling, what did you expect?
>>33365244Me, hearing a 60-something biker refer to his wife as his old lady, and getting a boner so hard I feel nauseous: I think I hauve covid
There are actually 3 of us taking shifts actively monitoring atoga and collecting information. Then we cross reference everything, examine each other's theories and findings, map it out, make sense of it. It's amazing how extensive it's grown.
>>33365249When are femanons next ovulating?
Women if your elderly husband referred to you as his "old lady" how would you feel?
Women: Did you mean all those things you said? Even when you said you’d never change?
>>33365251That's not important.
>>33365249You know nothing about me.
>>33365248Bikers finna whoop your ass
>>33365255How will I know when to impregnate them?
>>33365257No. I am like the retarded son they never had. Or at least I was, back at the shop I used to work at before I sliced my hand open and quit (those two things weren’t related btw)
>>33365260Hello machinist
>it's a "I meet a 40-something man with his 20-yo gf thinking it's a guy and his daughter" episode
Man, this episode has been on repeat lately. It's the 3rd time this month.
>>33365253I will never have a boyfriend much less a husbo. Sad, but I am single for life.
Heartbroke and friendless.
>>33365262I know a bunch of couples like this, I never make assumptions now when I see people together.
>>33365261Oh, no, machinist is my best friend. They used to call me “random shop employee #7”, but then I quit
>>33365265We can change that
>>33365267Fine then, "nigga who got hired in a machine shop due to nepotism"
need a gf who like the stuff i like and also has a penis
>>33365268You are right. Atoga is more like my best friend(s) than anyone I have actually texting me,
Honestly grateful for yall / that
>>33365273Bet we love you too bro
>>33365274Can I stick it in you
>>33365270lets go to the theatre and share popcorn and soda
i want to get folded in half :(
>>33365279that would be so much fun
>>33365242https://voca.ro/1lpgXGDbHMMi
>>33365284i want boy snuggles too :(
>>33365283This was creepy af.
And really good.
I love people who can sing. Very mice voice.
>>33365283nta but wow, wasn't expecting that
>>33365290We do give good snuggles.
men look hot in their undies
>>33365290Do you want tight bear hugs
Women what makes you look at a man and think "wow I want his babies*
>>33365299If a woman told me this, I would impregnate her.
>>33365287Well, I have fatty mommy milkers so we prob wouldnt work out.
>>33365283Very nice, silly lady
>>33365290I have my pillow and a stuffed animal :/
Dont remeber the last time I had a man to snuggle
>>33365304Reminds me of the haw haw haw
>>33365311Did you just ask me this?
>>33365305>the last timeI've never had a woman in bed with me.
anons is drunk sex as fun as it sounds?
>>33365313I did a while ago but you didn't add me...
>>33365315I threw up on her tits and then she threw up
>>33365312Your laugh when I was very drunk that one time
>>33365315as a man its terrible you have a half erection and you feel literally nothing with a condom on
drunk makeouts and oral are decent
>>33365319oh yeah, I remember that
Women thoughts on your bf calling you darling
>>33365322It’s a core memory for lil ol me
Made my mind go to the owl too, damn nostalgia
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>>33365305>>33365290hahahaha
>>33365315M
I much prefer buzzed/tipsy sex
>>33365315Buzzed sex is good.
>>33365325sweet sweet dusty nostalgia
>>33365326I am smelly and boyfrandless.
thnkas for reminding me to drink tomorrow
>>33365329It’s nice that I can look at those memories without pain now
They just feel cozy and warm and happy
>>33365333thats very nice indeed
>>33365330I can fix one of those
>>33365330I could fix one of those if you'd let me
>>33365335Oh no I’m mushing
>>33365340Too late buddy, I already did that one
>>33365337
>>33365345Yeah but I'm op
>>33365344We can shower together and fix both.
>>33365347.I.
>>33365337>>33365339>>33365340I am going to have to meet the man of my dreams irl at a restraunt or grocery shopping.
>>33365350how do people meet at resutarants wtf
>>33365350Fate despises though that do not act, you will get nothing being passive.
/atoga/ is full of pathetic simps tonight.
State gender, and if you have sex or dont: if you have/could be in a relationship, how much sex would be optimal per week (your partner will always be down for how much you want)?
>>33365352I dunno, waiting for a table? In a parking lot. I would literally be a smitten kitten
>>33365352Cut a piece of bread in two, put each half on one side of he head and tell she looks like a snack.
>>33365357i don't want to answer because it's really embarrassing how low the frequency would be
>>33365357I dont need it at all. But could all the time. Plus, you can always do other stuff.
>>33365365Sex not your cup of tea? More of a cuddles person?
>>33365364Femanon would you fall in love with this?
>>33365364im sorry that just reminded me of this im crying
>>33365357M
10 times a week
5 long sessions, 5 short sessions
>>33365376>im sorry that just reminded me of this im cryingThat was the point lmao
But not everyone would have gotten it if I said "cutie sandwich"
>>33365357F
Yes
Minimum once a week
>>33365357M
Never had, but I'd think whenever the mood struck. So anything from zero to every day, but most realistically I'd think 1-3.
>>33365381Only if you post a vocaroo of pussy noises
>>33365373yes that is so cute, im his little idiot sammich <3
Would you date someone with Hepatitis or Herpes?
State gender is it ever acceptable to say giggity unironically?
She really called me a boomer huh?
Is she into me or was she just in a good mood today?
>>33365393When would anyone say it unironically?
>>33365398She thinks you're mentally disabled so she's extra nice to you.
>>33365398It's always the latter
>>33365392>>33365391What if they disclosed it after you fell in love with them? How will you breakup with them?
>>33365301Please email me several photos of them please
>>33365403It always is. Gonna go listen to IFHY for an hour while making pudding
>>33365381If you record a voca of you doing it
My gut tells me that Jewess cat poster would call a guy daddy in bed unprompted just to try it out.
State Gender, Thoughts?
>>33365280Why does this anon want to be on fent? is it really that addictive?
>>33365415M
Probably, she has a lot of that femboy energy
what are you doing there moid?
>>33365404>How will you breakup with them?They fucking lied to me. That's reason enough to break up.
I would sue if it was after we had sex.
>>33365419Looking for a gf with big boobs, duh
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In all honesty, what do you think of this suit? I’m supposed to be getting married soon, and I gotta be honest, I like it as a suit. How do I find it? Is this just a basic pinstriped suit?
How do I find suits and how do I get them tailored? What should I be looking to spend?
Is hepB that much of a dealbreaker?
>>33365399When something sexy or sexual comes up in conversation.
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>>33365408https://youtu.be/vle64_qu2vQ
>>33365430Omg you reposted one of my memes…
>>33365431https://youtu.be/d2r_LU6beVw?si=sBFGuYG59o4uFdZJ
>>33365430We will burn out together. As life is but a fleeting fire, we will burn the brightest, and out light will travel through expanse, as our love will be the light that guides those who come after.
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>>33365437This is the plot of Berserk, btw.
Kinda
Is Bochi the Rock just Tomoko but pink?
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>>33365437My honest reaction
>>33365439yeah that makes sense
>>33365440And less perverted. And talented.
>>33365441>deluge>antediluviangood words
>>33365441>cat_heart_eye.webm
>>33365423It’s a great suit, bit too dark for my taste, but whatever.
You can find this type of suit in any shopping mall type of place. It’s called a three-piece suit. To get quality you should have them tailored, google it and see what’s closest. Tailored suits can be any amount, but assume expensive. Anything from $800-3000.
You pick out fabric, color etc with them so don’t worry, bring a picture for reference of you are new to it.
Congratulations anon.
Girlies
Thoughts on men who were born early one frosty morn' a way, a way, a way, a way down south in Dixieland?
>>33365423>What is this suitNavy Blue Pinstripe
>What do you think?Eh, its a classic for a reason. Not really my style but if you like it that's fine.
>How do I find suits and how do I get them tailoredGoogle tailors in your area.
>What should I be looking to spendIf you want a custom suit expect anywhere from $500-$5000+
If you want a decent one $3000~ maybe a little less
If you buy a suit elsewhere and just want to make alterations so it fits better, anywhere from $10-$250
>>33365453imma eat some jalapeños
There's gotta be something better
Somewhere that feels more alive
>>33365444tomoko sounds better
Why is it so hard to find a gf with big boobs?
>>33365445Me stoopid no need words big
foids hate the fact that this data leaked
>>33365461but sometimes big words sound soooo sexy
>>33365462How are Racism and Loud Racial Slurs different
>>33365463If you were the demiurge I’d give you a kiss on your Gaia :3
>>33365445>likely at least half of the anons ITT have no idea that these words are related
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>>33365462this implies the existence of formal misogyny
>revving honda civic>forbidden knowledge >borat impersonation>firerarmshonestly based and arousing
>>33365452>>33365455Awesome, thank you guys so much for the help and information.
>Congratulations anonThank you so very much, friend. <3 God bless you and I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow.
>its a classic for a reasonThat’s true. It’s a good movie.
>>33365468that's okay... but it would be cool if anons knew more cool words
>>33365465word that sounds cool but is horrifying please don't type that *knocks on wood to ward off bad cancerous spirits hopefully*
>>33365419Eating pussy and smoking cigarettes, and I’m all out of smokes
>>33365464The plot of Berserk is the Jungian shadow. It's about humans falling to the evil within them in times of desperation. Over and over. That's how they become Apostles, and they become monsters that personify this evil.
Guts, is constantly fighting against his own evil, the Black Beast personifies his rage and how it sometimes takes over, and he can only saved from his own evil by those who he cares about, he is the opposite of Griffith, who chose to discard them all.
>>33365468yes yes, diluere - to wash away
Hey bruthers when's the great ol deluge in atoga gon happen?
>>33365473Oh I forgot to say that if you want to match the tie that pattern is called paisley.
I also forgot to congratulate you on your marriage. So congrats.
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>>33365481right about fucking NOW bruddi
Swedish Deluge best day of my life
>>33365419Thinking about how dumb women are
>>33365427aren't there vaccines for this?
>>33365483Must commit ritualistic suicide after becoming self-aware to escape this fake reality before the archons realize I've awoken and shove into the silly room again.
>>33365491too late *pats yo ass*
>>33365489how dumb are women exactly?
>>33365483I’ll eat the demiurge’s hooch for breakfast with breast milk
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>>33365499I am not sure it will appreciate that
>>33365496Somewhere between midwit and eating crayons
>>33365501Need me a crayon eating gf with big boobs.
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>>33365501yum, waxy
this reminds me of this one girl that is obsessed with discontinued dandelion crayons
>>33365503these girls have no idea lol
>>33365299Never had that feeling
>>33365508You can do it better?
>>33365484whuuu OH GO-bGLUGLGUGLBUBLBLUBLBUGLGUBL
>>33365511I could if I wanted to and had no morals, yeah
>>33365490Do they work? Side effects?
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>>33365513buckle up, buttercup
>>33365514Do tell, give me your methodology
>>33365511Well yeah, I can just be lazy and half-ass it without putting this much effort in. Trying to not try is for retards.
>>33365490They don't work.
>>33365482Oh thanks buddy! I appreciate that detail.
>congratulate you on your marriageThanks to you as well, friend! <3 God bless you, man. I hope you also have a wonderful and amazing day tomorrow as well.
>>33365503Id be in a situationship with you
>>33365517be someone he can project all his wildest fantasies on to and then make him feel special, like the chosen one, like you see the greatness in him that nobody else can see
it takes skill to cut to the core right away and get it right to make it seem effortless and natural but it‘s very effective
>>33365528Ok fine I’m gonna jerk off
>>33365531you would do that for me?
>>33365528This is the kind of woman I am interested in. The ones that are smart enough to understand what it really takes to manipulate a man.
are you a hero or a villain?
>>33365535M
Villain thats forced to be a hero
>>33365535I could be both or neither
>>33365536yea
>>33364664$300 for 41 volumes (or 34, as it were) of reading that you'll presumably enjoy isn't that much. You can afford it.
>>33365542?
>>33365534I know. Objectively I have the best taste, except when it comes to music. I only listen to shitty music.
>>33364664$300 for 41 volumes is a crazy good deal and its pretty valuable. One of the most shoplifted items at barnes and nobles.
>>33365545 give me an example of said shitty music
>>33365535Hero, a paladin lol
>>33365541Jokes on you I am still working
You extremely cute lady
>>33365515see the sources [#] too
https://www.cdc.gov/global-hepatitis-b-vaccination/data-research/index.html
https://www.cdc.gov/vaccine-safety/vaccines/hepatitis-b.html
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK554400/
https://www.mdpi.com/2076-393X/12/4/439
>>33365550is that supposed to be an obstacle?
>>33365547>One of the most shoplifted items at barnes and nobles.I didn't even know people shoplifted books.
Can't you just read it in the store?
>>33365559just an itsy bitsy bit
>>33365548It largely consists of stupid twinkle emo music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hzez8l4gKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCyN9ftUMvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBq2gB2sNk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7D33xpS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRS9Bz0IH54
>>33365562Reading is different from owning it though
>>33365562If you take too long they'll realize catch you before you can steal it.
>>33365554I spoiled you too much before sigh
Like when I actually did that for you
>>33365562>I didn't even know people shoplifted books.All the time. The #1 shoplifted book is actually The Bible
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>>33365564lol, I like these low effort videos to go with it, very nostalgic
>>33365571yeah well, whats stopping you from doing it again?
>>33365572Once they read the commandment
>thou shall not stealthey feel really dumb.
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>>33365572It’s also the number 1 book being thrown in the trash
>>33365581That's what happens directly after this
>>33365578
>>33365581it‘s also the number 1 book being burned or used to hit your kids over the head with
>>33365565>Reading is different from owning it thoughYou can just find it online and print out the pages.
>>33365572>All the time. The #1 shoplifted book is actually The BibleDon't Churches give those out for free?
>>33365571You're supposed to say that you'll only do it if she does it.
Gender.
Are you going to the gym today? Why not?
>>33365584do you have ANY IDEA HOW BLASPHEMOUSLY EXPENSIVE PRINTER INK IS???
>>33365584But then you have to print it, and it's not bound. The people stealing probably don't want to deal with that.
>>33365587I have never stepped inside a gym.
M
>>33365573Its comfy, lil peep did the low effort videos aesthetic too but I left him off my list of examples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sP6t1QyrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heJNHYCSsIc
>>33365587f, already went
>>33365586nah, he knows me better than that
>>33365587F
No, I’m walking around while my car is in the auto-shop. But I’m getting my steps in
>>33365589Also this lol...
>>33365579Show us sloth please
>>33365584Usually not. You have to buy them, remember the church main goal is to gather money
>>33365576It’s more fun when I can show you
>>33365593>nah, he knows me better than thatHow am I supposed to be motivated? For better or for worse, remember?
>>33365587M
No, I exercise at home
>>33365586I’m a bit too submissive for that
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>>33365592interdasting human behavior…
>>33365602But… do you? Be honest
>>33365604My sweet prince... taken from us far too soon...
OTL
>>33365605Yes but I got lazy this week, its usually an every other day thing for me.
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>>33365598here ya go baby girl
>>33365600have you forgotten that I can sense your boner from a distance?
>>33365613Oh really? What is it thinking then, hmmmm?
>>33365607LTO
imagine it arching it‘s back
>>33365615pls can‘t say that out loud
>>33365604>>33365616An interesting take on my favorite emoji.
>>33365618Yes, overwhelming, biting
>>33365587M
I already went to the gym.
>>33365620he forgot to mention that he got a lil cuck boner then blamed it on her, lol
>>33365632Lil mama gyatt goin bussin frfr
Lmao
>>33365603Say yes ma'am and tell her how horny she makes you.
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>>33365633aight, I‘m going to try to catch some more sleep, try to not bonk your genitals on the counter
>>33365634Why? She already knows
>>33365635No promises, goodnight napper brapper
>>33365637>Why? She already knowsSo she encourages you and gets hirny duh.
Then she will demand you fuck her lights out when you get home.
Ayo, anyone up for some graphs?
I know 90% of you have a folder for them.
>>33365641New generations have less sexual partners, not more
>>33365640I prefer a slow burn, personally. Maybe more your taste to be aggressive?
i need to be smothered by a mans large hard muscular body
>>33365637>napper brapper>no yapperdamn
also, after giving it some thought, I came to the conclusion that deriving sex positions using the dialectic process is actually how fucking should be
the body merging into the other until the contradiction is resolved in an expression neither knew it desired
really makes one think
>>33365645True I did miss an opportunity
>has nap>dreams of synthesis via fuckingWanna be my antithesis bb ;3
>>33365644And I need to be smothered by a womans fat soft tits
>>33365647god yes
I‘m going to listen to 432Hz noise now to simulate flowing in the ether
what are some fun/interesting questions i can ask my gfs grandparents who don’t speak a word english? they’re visiting from colombia but i can’t communicate besides hello, my gf can translate though
>>33365553Clearly not as much as he enjoyed the old men
>>33365652Spiritual gooning to our mutual chaos transmuted into effervescent oneness
>>33365654Ustedes son racistas?
Por que se casaron?
Girl offered me her Instagram handle after I spat some occult wisdom at her
>>33365662What did you tell her?
>>33365663She mentioned angel numbers and I brought up 777 and Hermeticism
>>33365127Sometimes I pretend to be a femanon to give men a bit more hope in women and humanity
>>33365671don't know whether to call you a hero or a villain.
>>33365670Talk to her about Enochian next.
>>33365670tell us about 777 and hermeticism
>>333656787 is God's number. 777 is like the opposide of 666.
Hermeticism is about Hermes thrice great, some omega-wizard from Egypt. He invented alchemy and whole lot of other stuff is attributed to him.
Some think it actually refers to the Egyptian god Thoth.
>>33365678>>33365680Basically this but to make it more flowery, 777 is an inversion, it’s basically dark light. Lucifer being the representative of illuminating, with his dark heart. Hermeticism in this context was about being sealed in your own knowledge, imprisoned and apart from feeding on the dark light.
She liked this!
>>33365680>Some think it actually refers to the Egyptian god Thoth.Ah that explains the Thoth tarot decks
>>33365682>She liked this!Get some head bro
>>33365685I only want head from someone I love
>>33365654From Colombia? The only right question then is ¿Plata o Plomo?
>>33365686>I only want head from someone I loveEnochian bro, I'm telling you.
Learn to spell her name and say that you love her (later ofc.).
>>33365697Not sure I’d be down with lying.
>>33365700You don‘t know her yet, maybe she is your soulmate.
>>33365702I forgor the handle
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>>33365704you silly goober
>>33365705I lied I remember it but I don’t have Instagram…
>>33364650not really pathetic, more like an "oh!" kind of thing
>>33365716Stands for
>for sure :)?
>>33365671>Sometimes I pretend to be a femanon to give men a bit more hope in women and humanitywould be hilarious if some women do the same shit
>>33365714You are too smart for me, but I am content with ego strokes :3
>>33365726oh yeah, who doesn‘t like some sweet sweet ego strokes
good for you
sometimes I‘m jealous of your job, I bet it can be annoying sometimes but being able to observe different people and interact with them sounds exciting
>>33365655Do you save this picture for me every time I post in a thread?
>>33365718 you didn't mean sex as in gender
>>33365730It is nice, when I’m feeling good and social. It helped me get my social face sharp after the isolation period. Lots of silly people and being able to provide a good time for others is nice. I bet you’d be very popular here lmao
get on that cross, that’s all you’re good for.
>>33365736yeah, I can imagine that it depends on your mode of the day wether it feels draining or good
>you’d be very popular hereuh, idk if that‘s true
why do you think that?
>>33365743oh lawd he doin it all wrong
>>33365741Because when you’re feeling good, your influence is very happy, upbeat, dangerous, enticing. People who want to feel good would be very attracted to that. Plus you look good, that helps, I’d know
>>33365747I‘ll trust your judgment then
if I ever want to try out a new job, I‘ll keep it in mind, lol
did you have any other interesting encounters lately?
>>33365752I think I mentioned the girls addicted to shaking their asses? I do have another story if you’ve heard that one
Women
I've successfully treated a bullet wound, and regularly rescue cats and kittens at work. Would these be the kind of thing worth mentioning as a conversation starter at a bar, for example?
>>33365753Yes!
Finally, my time has come
>>33365756at the bar? isn‘t that strictly club behavior?
>>33365766We share a parking lot with a club and a lot of traffic comes here after the club closes. A guy came in with two girls and yeah, they just kept twerking constantly lmao, they literally said “sorry we’re just addicted to shaking our asses”. My coworker was transfixed
>>33365758sounds cute, yeah
but try to not make it seem like you just waited to tell that
>>33365768>my coworkeruh huh, suuure
okay i convinced myself to not drink alcohol. i will buy some juice instead
i’m going home to no one.
Women, does the wetness ever leak out?
>>33365769Oh, I figured it would be a decent icebreaker, not like something to brag about, just one of those "an interesting thing about me"
>>33365772:3
I found it very amusing but I was more talking to the guy, he’s a g and a regular. He just came in today and said I gave him knight vibes and I described my thing about the new knights to him
>Had date planned with girl
>Chemistry was great
>She got unwell we rescheduled to the following week
>I then got sick, we rescheduled again to the following week
She messaged me today and said that her girlfriends talked to her and said that ''if you two were really interested in meeting each other, you would have gone to see each other sick'', so she's not interested in going anymore.
Is it just me or is this absolutely retarded. She argued that since we both were going to work at time, it reflected that neither of us was particularly interested. Personally this is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and I'm pretty offended.
>>33365783>knight vibes heh, nice
whats your thing with the new knights?
>>33365785yeah, thats retarded
but the fact she has retarded friends like this and takes their retarded takes serious enough to not just go on one date to see how it goes means she‘s retarded too, so good riddance
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>>33365785what the fuuuuuuuck
>>33365785Typical women hypocrisy, nothing new. You have to make all the effort to make her feel worthy and chased, but if you need something is that you're not trying hard enough.
men, whats your favorite flower? Would you enjoy getting flowers from a girl?
>>33365786The new knights are us. It’s about doing the right thing for the sake of it. We have to institute this ideology and remember why we were honourable in the past. It’s on us to rise above and make a positive difference in this world
>>33365785You probably dodged a retard there.
She probably takes astrology seriously too.
>>33365797>men, whats your favorite flower?her
>Would you enjoy getting flowers from a girl?dont really care much, I like green plants for decoration but I dont really care
>>33365797Maybe roses. I'm honestly not big into flowers.
>Would you enjoy getting flowers from a girl?Yes, but more for the gesture from the girl and not so much for the flowers themselves.
>>33365797Currently I love the flowers on my butternut squash plants.
Unfortunately they die after just 2 days.
But other than that, I really do not care for flowers. Hydrangeas might be cool though, they remind me of somebody.
Women
The year is 2060
Your husband has just left you for his AI pornbot mistress
Your two sons are married to AI pornbots
Your daughter has joined the worldwide sex cult that's just ten guys and 4 billion women since no other guys want to have sex with women and they just fuck AI pornbots
How do you cope with this reality?
>>33365778Be careful no one pokes out your eye.
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>>33365799Thats true. Ones very own order.
What would be your oath of honor?
>>33365797Posting three because I’m greedy
lavender
cherry blossom
queen of the night
sure
>>33365808To treat everyone with respect and integrity befitting their personhood, no matter their sins.
>>33365802>her silly
>>33365804what gesture would you appreciate for the thing itself? a book? snacks?
>>33365805oh yeah, I saw the pics you posted
they are pretty but fleeting
>>33365797Lavender probably
It's hard to tell whether or not I'd enjoy it. Either way I don't have a vase or anything to put them in
>>33365808>What would be your oath of honor?"I, Nate Higgers, vow to destroy the blacks"
>>33365587I just came back. I did 4 pull ups, but I had to rest between each. Couldn't do a fifth.
why am I considered evil for not wanting to eat pussy
>>33365811>oh yeah, I saw the pics you postedI didn't expect anybody to remember it...
>what gesture would you appreciate for the thing itself?In my case, something sweet would be nice.
i feel like drawing some naked women
how should i draw them
>>33365538>Villain thats forced to be a heroHow does that even happen?
>>33365810>no matter their sinswhy? do you not think there should be consequences to ones actions? or do you mean the consequences should still be aligned with preservation of dignity?
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR
>>33365809greediness granted
>>33365816what sweets would you enjoy most? something homemade? what about candied ginger?
>>33365817like one of your french girls
>>33365797Like most said, not really into flowes. I guess I'd like lilies or roses
>>33365819The consequences should be aligned with dignity, yes. There is no reason to debase someone for non-selfish reasons. God will judge them as needed. We are simply tools
>>33365486Are you talking about the mid 17th century Swedish invasion of Poland-Lithuania?
>>33365812what is it with men and lavender? is there some anime I am not aware of?
Lmao all this retards larping like knights. At least Don Quixote was funny and had a point.
>>33365825but where is the line? then there would be no boundaries and no actionable consequences
does that mean someone could just go around raping little kids and nobody can bat an eye because he will be judged by god when the time is right?
Why are girls into fashion, makeup etc when guys just want plain janes?
Bangs, loose pants and a crop top is all you need
>>33365827It's like one of the 4 flowers we can name, and it's because it's a color as well. Give us a break.
>>33365827Nostalgia. I had a lavender bush outside the front door of my childhood home and I enjoyed the smell
>>33365419Having some tea and scanning atoga for questions to answer.
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>>33365828and what was that point?
>bro on his absurdism arc
>>33365758Conversation starter, no.
But if you’re a veterinarian you should definitely bring it up
>>33365830girls in cargopants are my weakness
>>33365833here is a queschtun for you to answer
what tea?
>>33365806As if women wouldn’t have bots themselves
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>>33365830decoration station
>>33365827I like the color and smell, parents had a garden, and I have this whole weird personal reason involving some lab equipment and those flowers that I won’t go into.
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>>33365830We do that too. It’s commonly refered to as street wear
>>33365834Have you read it?
>>33365842grenouille, is that you?
>>33365823Anything with choccy is nice. I recently saw some pistachio cream filled chocolate sweets at the supermarket, but ended up not buying them.
But if it's homemade I would love it the most. :3
However, that would also make me want to cook for her in return..
>>33365830Most women don't want tradcucks who will just abuse them.
>>33365829No, the line is in the inherent human decency of treating others how you would want to be treated. I think there is some form of appealing to common sense, you know? I understand how that philosophy could be taken to extreme axioms like that, but in reality, how many people unironically want to be raped? And as knights, we are to protect the integrity of personhood, which would include not letting someone rape kids
>>33365848Lmfao. No oh god, not like that. It had more to do with a visual examination
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>>33365847sure, the point is to fight nihilism by gamifying existence by i fusing it with nobility, honor, beauty
how is that different from what anon does? or did you just want to find a way to mock others?
not very knightly of you, I must say
>>33365853why is the snake eating itself, is it STUPID??
>>33365849you mean dubai chocolate? yeah, my sister made some of that with her kids some tome and it was yummy but you need that weird crunchy white angle hair stuff to do that
>>33365587F. No. Nowadays I only go to the gym when I'm horny and want guys to stare at my butt. Working out at home is so much more convenient.
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>>33365855yeah well, why are you JORKING YOUR PENOR? are you stupid?
>>33365850Most women don't want modern, atheist ment either who are for 50/50
>>33365858AT LEAST IM NOT EATING MY OWN ASS ROFL
>>33365856No, it was just round choccy sweets with pistachio filling. I should buy some today...
>weird crunchy white angle hair stuffDid you just describe something out of a fantasy novel to me? lol
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>>33365852uh huh….
visual examination…. sure, yes
>>33365853The fact that you call it gamifying existence and use knightly as an actual adjective when talking to others has made me lose any will to argue or speak with you. But anyway, that's one way to see it. Another way is remember that Quixote caused troubled for almost everyone and died regretting his foolishness.
>>33365860YOU WOULD IF YOU COULD
>>33365830Men don't know what they want. More goes into a look than they appreciate. To them, they just see a woman whose whole outfit looks great so they can't pinpoint anything about it beyond "she make my pp hard".
>>33365867>Men don't know what they want. We do!
>More goes into a look than they appreciate.I think most men would enthusiastically help you with your outfit if you let em
>>33365864>>33365864>bro I am like the smortening aha >uhm sorry but I exist on a whole different level than you >if you do not speak to me like a medieval monk then you are quite literally beneath me >DO NOT DARE USE WORDS IN MY PRESENCE FROM THE 20TH CENTURY LANGUAGE IS FIXED AND ANY NOVEL USE OF IT IS BLASPHEMOUS ok sir, sorry sir, my bad sir, pls don‘t kill me sir
>caused troubled for almost everyone and died regretting his foolishnessso, like anyone - ever?
I want to cook a Chinese stew today.
I found different recipes, but generally it's with braised beef chunks, onions, carrots and potatoes.
One recipe involves curry, but I'm not sure if I'm in for that.
Should I add anything else?
>>33365861oh ok, noted
>something out of a fantasy novel to me?maybe…
>>33365869They'd want me to dress up in a skirt or something that doesn't compliment my vibe, though.
>>33365811>what gesture would you appreciate for the thing itself? a book? snacks?As in gifts? Hard to say, specifically. I think the best gifts are thing I want but wouldn't buy for myself for whatever reason, or things I didn't even know I wanted before I got them.
That's the thing about a thoughtful gift, it should show you've been paying attention to the receiver.
>>33365870>ok sir, sorry sir, my bad sir, pls don‘t kill me sirNot very knightly of you to put words in my mouth and make me a straw man.
>so, like anyone - ever?Yeah, but specially people believing themselves knights in a world where they're neither needed nor wanted.
>>33365867That's a very uncharitable view
>>33365871ginger, garlic, star anise, bay leaf, cloves, napa cabbage, wood ear or shiitake mushrooms
>>33365881Sorry. I just don't know many fashionable men, I guess.
>>33365882Haha, shit take mushrooms
>>33365839English Breakfast. It's my goto tea since I got tired of Earl Grey.
>>33365862I’m telling the truth, reeee. Also yes purple supremacy. Green is close tho.
>>33365880I never claimed to be knightly, so jokes on you
>straw man it‘s so I can train my lance skills on you
>believing themselves knights in a world where they're neither needed nor wantedok, so what people are needed and wanted? what‘s so wrong about trying to live with honor and dignity?
>>33365884I will take your shit and shroom it up your mush
>>33365837Dang, I'm not even close to a medical practitioner of any kind so I guess it's not worth bringing up
>>33365891uwu daddy, your cap is soooo big
>>33365892stop making a mess with your spores
>>33365894I can’t help it, it feels so good to pollinate
>>33365887>I never claimed to be knightly, so jokes on youYou use the word knightly unironically, you're looking at the joke from the other side.
>it‘s so I can train my lance skills on youSure, don't forget to prepare your horse and don your armor, skills that you surely posses. If I'm not enough, I know of some windmills nearby.
>ok, so what people are needed and wanted? what‘s so wrong about trying to live with honor and dignity?That trying to cling to dogmatic ideas like honor and dignity just because "le good" is stupid. Everything has it's time and place, and that includes dishonesty and evil.
>>33365895pls you are scaring the hoeries away
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>>33365897Okok no more silly shroomy sexo :3
>>33365896oh right, the WRONG side, got it
>I know of some windmills nearby.don‘t call your mom that, it‘s unbecoming
>Everything has it's time and placeI agree, I don‘t think trying to live honorable means denial of the shadow, although it might be mistaken for that
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>>33365899I forgot about this picture, fucking hilarious
>>33365882That's a whole lotta loving.
I'm not sure if I want to add some cabbage or mushrooms, maybe I just want to have hard chunks of stuff in there.
>>33365851but how would you not let them if you think that only god can judge?
>>33365904ogey, try daikon or lotus if you can get it
>>33365243You meeting a particular girl there?
You'll be alright bro, just try to relax and take an interest in her and have a nice time together
I think trying too hard can sometimes backfire desu
Also as the night goes in try to be a bit flirty or touchy if she's receptive to it, just so she knows you're not friendzoning her
>>33365902What I fuck myself to and what I consider romance aren't the same things.
>>33365587M, why would I? I have no reason to
I'm too poor anyway
>>33365902So we aren't that different then
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>>33365900as kids, me and my sister would go through the mushroom identification book to find new rude things to call each other
it was fun
>slimy cow tongue>dog stinkhorn>dead man‘s fingers>bleeding tooth fungus>scurfy twiglet
>>33365902top is just normal relationship bottom is incel fantasy though
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I think this is completely wrong but it was funny in my head for about 3 seconds.
>>33365905God’s judgement can be exercised through us and our bodies as vessels. And that would take a lot of deliberation sometimes. I think that the guilt and possible regret is acceptable as long as you truly believed you are doing the right thing and following principles, wherever they are derived. Obviously, this doesn’t mean “principally I hate blacks” or whatever. But maybe you have a soft spot for children, so play with them, wave and say hello.
It’s complicated, and it takes a lot of work to get to that point, but I think it would take less work if this institution still existed and had memetic memory to draw upon. As of now, it’s essentially being destroyed. Like, people forget that the knight doesn’t save the princess because she’s hot or that he wants her, he does it because he is using his power to help someone. I don’t think denying evil the ability to exercise itself is bad in any way.
>>33365918now if only I had read any of those
Why can't girls just take the L about being freaky? It would be more graceful just to admit that men have healthier views on relationships
>>33365916Those bleeding mushrooms always weirded me out. Reminds me of uhhhhhh a video of a rotting cow I saw once
Gimme your slimy cow tongue
>>33365899Speaking of which, it seems my squash got deflowered.
>>33365911Idk why I get off to smut where the self insert character is horribly abused. I'm going to therapy for sex-related stuff, do maybe that'll come up eventually.
>>33365916instant death looking ass mushroom
>>33365838You should go to a bri'ish festival
>>33365797M, roses
Yes that's adorable
Picture of ATOGA femanons looking offended when Chad (aka me) says something rude to them
M or F
What are you passionate about?
>>33365919yeah but insane amounts of evil has been done by people thinking they were the extended arm of gods judgement, so that seems a raaather slippery slope
then again, you‘re right and it‘s rarely about fringe cases if you add in some common sense
>>33365928M
Nilling Kiggers
>>33365923bye bye flower..
>>33365785>her girlfriends talked to her and said that ''if you two were really interested in meeting each other, you would have gone to see each other sick''Yeah this is retarded, sounds like you dodged a bullet maybe
>>33365920Basically furry hippy werewolves and melodramatic goth-punk vampires.
>>33365928F. Housekeeping, masturbating.
>>33365923it‘s growing something there… I thought this is a blue border?? impregnated looking ass
>>33365927I don't think femanons are that fucking disfigured.
>>33365902>I can fix herI don't want to.
>>33365922*schlop schlop schlop*
>>33365921The only things men have healthier views of is my ass.
>>33365928M
Chemistry shit and machinery shit.
>>33365940It's actually insane that you post here 20 hours a day
how do you do it
>>33365928M
Porn
I can name over 100 pornstars, porn studios, artists, games or devs
>>33365928M
Books, movies, videogames. Thinking of ways to convince myself that this thing called life has any value.
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>>33365928f, at this point, I don‘t even know anymore
losing my mind maybe
>>33365929I think that’s the most egregious sin, the men who claim God as their backing using His light to hide their own shadows. It is abhorrent. I think that’s part of the knighthood, we are fixing the wrongs that were caused by that. Then again, as you said, not everyone is me. Maybe it’s better codified as something for myself, and then if others resonate with it, go from there
>>33365936i see how it is
>>33365946what's the best videogame you played this month?
>>33365928M, I don't consider myself passionate about anything. Haven't been for a long time.
>>33365938>it‘s growing something there…Yeah, a butternut squash.
This is already the 10th or so flower on my plants, but the first one that seems to have been pollinated.
>impregnated looking assHonestly reminded me a bit of tits.
>>33365914Femanons, would you marry a mentally inferior, but physically superior to you man?
>>33365928M
Vidya, hockey, music
>>33365357M virgin
Idk a few times a week ideally if we were living together? Depends how we're both feeling
In reality though never gonna happen so a pointless thought exercise
>>33365937>passionate about housekeepingThe fuck?
>>33365958i miss the old hockey masks
>>33365949yeah but the issue is that I am rather certain that these people did not see it as a decoy but thought themselves righteous in fighting the shadows
thats the dangerous part, to feel yourself capable of judgment without bias but it makes it even more dangerous if you assume your bias is backed by gods judgement, so you act on it
so yeah, maybe it‘s better to keep it as a personal stance because in my observation, things always get lost in translation when trying to scale it
>>33365928M
Nothing worthwhile
>>33365961By old, you mean the 90s-00s? Or the Hasek stuff?
>>33365331What you gonna be drinking?
I'm having a beer rn
>>33365960I like having a clean, efficient home. How is that weird?
>>33365956Not too mentally inferior. If I can't communicate with him, he's not worth the risk.
>>33365953Haven't played many different ones this month. Bought Lobotomy Corporation, I though it would be way harder but it's lowkey enjoyable. I also started Starship Troopers Terran Command. It's been a while since I played an rts, so I'm enjoying it so far.
>>33365959It's never going to happen because you don't want it to happen. So why do you pretend that you do?
>>33365956no, sounds painful in a bad way
>>33365962Yeah, I agree. I think that it works for me because I have proven I am capable of it. I kinda realized recently what it is that sets me apart and that’s why this works for me
>>33365973and what is that?
>>33365966those old goalie masks before they had those cage/visor things were intimidating and cool
>>33365972What if he'll be gentle?
>>33365968>>33365972Women are all the same, fuck I hate you vapid whores so much god damn you I hate women shit
>>33365968>How is that weird?It's weird when it boils over into passion.
>If I can't communicate with him, he's not worth the risk.NTA. So you wouldn't love me if I was a worm?
>>33365977mentally painful
there is no gentle way of feeling like talking to a wall
>>33365928M
My wife!
>>33365944The last time I posted my wife was over 7 hours ago, what do you mean?
>>33365978calm down sugar titts
>>33365975My tenderness. I guess it’s more apt to say I accepted it and integrated it. It is me
>>33365980>there is no gentle way of feeling like talking to a wallSounds like a (you) problem.
>>33365985true, thats good to hear
Why did you date your uncle? That's weird.
>>33365979>It's weird when it boils over into passionThe home is where I spend most of my life, where I'll raise my family, where my friends will be welcomed, etc. It's naturally important, so getting passionate about making that space something special feels normal to me.
>So you wouldn't love me if I was a worm?I love worms. I take care of superworms at work. But it's not a romantic love, it's more of a parental love if anything.
>>33365976Oh you mean the 70s Kenny Dryden ones? Kinda kino
>>33365987*splatters your brain on the wall*
>>33365990>Ctrl-F uncle>zero matches besides this postSchizo alert
>>33365987I mean, you're a retard and nobody likes talking to you online or irl so it checks out retard
>>33365988Couldn’t have done it without you. When I reflect on what you gave me, it was power and strength. I can stand on my own two feet now
Basically you are the awesom
>>33365994She stopped talking about him after I started bullying her for it then other anons kept up my work, kek. She's pathetic.
>>33365996and you gave me a much needed humbling, which I will be forever grateful for
Women
4chan is a men's space
Why are you so deeply selfish??????
>>333660004chan is an Indian man's space, 98% of users are Indian
>>33365980But what if he's like 10 IQs lower than you?
>>33365997Anon wtf are you talking about?? I was joking about the schizo thing but now it seems fr
>>33366000yeah well uuuh
time to set the rules:
>no whining>no crying>absolutely, positively no getting attached>we‘re here to smash max ass >quantity over quality
>>33365998You are you. There’s no one else, you know?
>>33366003>moves the goal posts from "he's so supremely retarded he's like a sissybrain with no functioning frontal cortex" to "10 IQs lower"truly you are a retard
your IQ is 100% below 80
>>33366003idk man, I am so low IQ that if he was ten points lower than me, he might be a vegetable and that sounds kinda rapey
>>33366008What else do you expect from a raging incel?
>>33366010<3
so, when do you get off work?
>>33366014Weird that they actually exist and aren't just a meme now
>>33365991>The home is where I spend most of my life, where I'll raise my family, where my friends will be welcomed, etc. It's naturally important, so getting passionate about making that space something special feels normal to me.Eh, fair enough. When you put it like that I concede your point.
>>33366015I am currently, about an hour ago. I am eating atm and listening to music
https://youtu.be/QAmvQeyTAOI?si=7_8wnERpPkkHCE5A
>>33366016don't worry most of them are in bangladesh
the VAST majority of incels on here and /r9k/ are indian/bangladeshi
>>33366018why'd you take so long to respond, babe... i'm dying here
>>33366016Truly mentally ill incels have been a 4chan staple for over a decade.
>>33366020Is that where you are from, incel?
>>33366019yummy, rare loot drop - makes me want to do drugs lol
whats for nourishment?
https://youtu.be/qoYTtRLk1KE?si=lApjm_vfDiKo5NJi
>>33366011>"he's so supremely retarded he's like a sissybrain with no functioning frontal cortex"I never posted that
>>33366026EAT MY SHIT I'M NOT DYING JUST FOR YOU JUST FOR YOU ASSHOLE
>>33366027Nourishment is an egg wrap :3 very tasty
>that songI recognize it, damn, they use it in Rick and Morty while Rick tries to kill himself and fails because he can’t remember which daughter is his and which is the clone. I have another for you
https://youtu.be/5FyeMh6X_Lw?si=w1NGCU678LzGBFne
>>33366030I don't care what the reason is, as long as you just do it already.
What should be my stance on people who look down on others for not knowing about things they deem obvious?
Everyone has faults and it's not possible to know everything. People have to choose one way or another so it's not their fault.
I've started thinking about this because I heard a girl scorning some people for not knowing who some historical figure is, but then they had no idea of stuff like why hot air goes up.
In this time and age if you're not intrested in something you can go all your life without even hearing about it. At some point I stopped being concerned when people didn't know about stuff that is taught in middle school because there's so many bad teachers out there it doesn't surprise me anymore.
Is it that difficult to be understanding??
>>33366038A lot of people put their egos into their knowledge, but you have the right attitude. I’m not gonna flame someone for saying they’ve never heard of Pearly Drops
>>33366000To give a real answer, there's just not many places you can go to talk anonymously and there's decent traction. Even /adv/ used to be so slow that you had to ask a question and return an hour later, there was no point in refreshing trying to catch a live incoming response.
If back when I started with 4chan there had been a place just as anonymous and random, but without the hatred towards women, I definitely would've stayed away.
>>33366036I'LL DO YOU I'LL DO ALL OF YOU
>>33366017I'm glad I articulated myself in a way that conveys my thoughts. Everyone loves a clean bedroom.
>>33366040ok, will you become my concubine
>>33366044I'm a bangladeshi man
>>33366038>Is it that difficult to be understanding??Not difficult but the other anon got it right. People express moral outrage over others not knowing stuff but it also validates their own insecurities, it also makes them feel, whew, THOSE people are retarded.
While you really already spell it out in your post - people tend to be hyperaware of the stuff they know about (so also ignorant comments on it) and have a blind spot for their own knowledge gaps. Almost everyone has a general topic they just do not want to be asked about because they will embarrass themselves.
Judging briefly makes you feel superior but it's not a good thing. People that get judged can tell and will hate you in turn, too, for being stuck up or looking down on them. It literally makes everything worse. Not to mention the person looking down on someone for not knowing a historical figure might have been looking down on someone who could've explained the hot air thing to her, but once you look down on someone it's hard to conceive of them as an opportunity for you... So you both lose really.
Men, thoughts on dvping your gf with yourself and a dildo?
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>>33366035floaty
https://voca.ro/13fdbjv4CnjJ
>>33366044Is the answer ever yes?
>>33366051duping is piracy no matter how trvd
>>33366052DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT I'M NOT A WHORE
>>33366051just wait until you have to poop before sex much less effort
>>33366053but the solar flares are what's causing morale to plummet
>>33365964>she's literally memy prev job was a housekeeper actually
>>33365971>you don't want it to happenI do though? I wish I could wave a magic wand and be normal kek
>>33366056M A N W H O R E
A
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W
H
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>>33366061When all the inadequate beings will perish solar flares will be the cause of morale improvement
>>33366053Beautiful boca
https://youtu.be/hA2onxrh_9g?si=cnM3RD-sHWU2blWP
We’re getting into the mourning songs heh
>>33366065but that's like... everyone
M.
Is it true that I'm alone because my good looks and wit are too intimidating for most women?
>>33366066eudaimonia is a good word.
>>33366068yes of course, you have the looks of an adonis like chris chan
women think you look just like him, the peak of masculinity
>>33366068Impossible to say without knowing you, ask your friends. If you don't have friends - it's probably not your good looks and wit that are the issue.
You can also experiment by sharing more straight up complimentary stuff. Actually spell out "I had no idea, that's really interesting, how did you even find out about that?" or "I can't begin to imagine how difficult that would be" when a woman is sharing about her studies/work/reading/whatever. If it is true they are intimidated then this should change the vibe somewhat.
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>>33366061you have to keep pushing down to come out the other side baby girl
>>33366051Pretty hot. Also, if she brought up using one of those machines to do it, I would say yes, but I wouldn't ask for it.
>>33366069Can’t say no to that
I’ll keep the sneaky mourning songs to myself
Jk you have one
https://youtu.be/hOllF3TgAsM?si=z5y6luFxZROg9IgG
When I hear this I think of you
>>33366075i don't think we'll survive that
>>33365797Yes, so much.
I would immediately take some of them and press them.
What do you do to not get in trouble with people that are extremely pedantic?
>>33366073>>33366074Yes my friends always tell me that if I wanted to I could have hundreds of women. Intermittently when they stop saying they hate me. I just assumed they were making jokes.
I think about the women I've rejected and they always were so confident, but they were just never my type.
>>33366080Learn to reply so shyly and cheekily that they can't really call you out on it but they still feel the shade. The trick is to try to include them in the joke. Say "how fascinating" and if they look at you confused/annoyed, smile like you are inviting them in, like, come on, you know what I mean. Appeal to the part of them that can laugh at themselves.
Or (this is the better way to go if you have to be around them a lot) from time to time breezily point it out. They are telling a story about something people got wrong? "How lucky for everyone that you were there, then." Again if you lock eyes, smile or throw up your eyebrows like, I know what I did, you know what I did.
If you are playful enough about it they will look incredibly salty if they get actually offended. Plus if you're in a group setting, chances are more people are annoyed and once it is discussed (this person says you're being a douche and you say, well, this kind of comment from you can start to get grating) others will back you up and agree they should tone it down.
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>>33366082I was being sarcastic you dip
Thoughts on the new Grok goth companion? Goths are hitting the mainstream
>>33366080Just be sarcastic and a complete asshole
>wow yeah thanks for telling me *burp* that it's tomato and not tomato everyone's hanging on your every word braniac geez
>>33366082>Yes my friends always tell me that if I wanted to I could have hundreds of women. Intermittently when they stop saying they hate me.I'm confused. Do they hate you for looking good? Because if the two are unrelated, aren't you saying your friends say you are handsome af but also a pain in the ass to deal with? That could obviously scare women off too.
Having been approached regularly, especially if (also) by strangers or near-strangers, is in itself a sign you are not bad looking.
>>33365357F
Yes
Maybe 3 times a week. It’s usually more than that now but not a big deal.
>>33366077I like the mourning songs
they hurt so good
this one is very beautiful
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>>33366078only one way to find out
>>33366089they're sarcastically poking fun at him because he's an autisntic irl lolcow
>>33366095i hope we make it through the crucible
>>33366051I've done it before and would do it again. Whatever the fantasies she wants in the sexroom. Better than real dp in all manner, logistically.
>>33365357F, in a relationship. I wouldn't have a set average because I go through quite a strong ebb and flow myself, some weeks I cannot get enough some weeks it is just another fun thing like there are plenty of fun things. But I agree that 3-4 times a week probably would be my ideal on average. Enough to (for me) feel like quite a lot of sex, quite regularly, but also spaced enough for desire and anticipation to build.
>>33366093When I hear “don’t let the days go by” I think of you
https://youtu.be/tfGjf7jSFc8?si=p5qZ8BsPPO16MTr9
Here’s the other one
>>33365357F
Five to seven times per week with the bull once a week at most with the bf
>>33366086Holy shit we solved the male loneliness problem
>>33366051>dvpDouble vaginal penetration?
>>33366096Quite possible too.
Women how are you feeling about men today?
the sight of your body made me feel uncomfortable
>>33366109I feel for you today, especially the young guys. It helps that I was just reading a review about a tv programme where someone tried to seek out the male perspective but failed to really engage with what she was told.
Women, do you like taking pictures of your bf?
>>33366086Come back to me when they sell robot gfs
>>33366114Yes, very much so. I'm lucky that my boyfriend studied photography so he is used to being both behind and in front of the camera and he's not uncomfortable with it at all. It is incredibly satisfying to catch him wearing a certain soft expression.
Why do I sabotage every opportunity I get to have a real relationship with a guy I like? Ughhh I am so annoying I hate this
My heart belongs to Average Woman
>>33366102>could have been easier on you ouch
>despite my shortcomings, I‘m alrighthm yeah, sometimes
this one I made all the way back then, I still listen to it
https://voca.ro/1j2MpR306kdy
>>33366122I love girls without makeup
>>33365283wow, this is incredible :o super smooth anon
I mixed some Sade, you have a good voice for jazz... https://voca.ro/1ipjzeRnqGkn
>>33366116Girls could dress like that, easily, but don't
Why live
>>33366123Very beautiful, very sad. I can feel your love in it
My baby
Why you make me cry
>>33366122>average womanbro is still trolling
>>33366104>She comes in gyaru flavormusk is kinda alright after all
I didn't know foist was a word.
>>33366137it‘s a hybrid between foid and moist
>>33366120Only you know. Ask yourself, not in a frustrated "what's wrong with me"-way but as a legitimate question you really want to know the answer to.
There are multiple options but the short version is you want to have a real relationship but you, apparently, also don't want to. Why you also don't want it, nobody can tell you but you can figure out if you pay enough attention to your feelings. I would wager though you have a fear either of real intimacy (sex, strong deeply emotional expectations, a timeline for the future) or of commitment, how final it can feel. I feel these are the two most common reasons for people to run from anyone they could build something with. But definitely not the only two.
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>>33366133whops
are you on your way home now?
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>wake up with boner again
Women have it easy.
>>33366134Gym Creep isn't a bro.
>>333661091 actual nice guy
5 rude ones
Not bad for half a day. Don’t trust guys, ever. The odds are not good
>>33366141I am in bed, comfy cozy, can cry where no one will know
>>33366137Isnt that what they call it when a woman tries to pull/bring something up?
>>33366137Undid was a bullshit one
>>33366145Everyday anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxh7f3p49HQ
>>33366147have you started to pack your stuff yet?
tell me about your new place
>>33366123>this one I made all the way back thenThis is beautiful
>>33366123hard to believe this isn't AI or something lol, this is crazy clean
On atoga we love mid mixed race girls who don't wear makeup
>>33366155No, not yet. I have very little to pack. Basically my computer, clothes, and books. Shedding all that old stuff was helpful
>new place Very similar to the old, desu. Same area. I loved it there, feels like home. I’m excited for the fresh start, and my gym will be in walking distance, plus I can get my first tattoo. I’m excited to do shopping and make it a home. You’ll help me pick the right cooking things, right? I need your food autism
>>33366158Rape
Hmmm i dont know
Marry
Brvtal rape
>>33366123Pretty, but I really love the other one you did, really impressive how you at times go almost to regular speech but don't lose the melody. It made me feel things.
>>33366158Tradcuck, stay in your lane.
>>33366120Not just you but women in general have been in sabotage mode. I honestly think you're all not in control of your own actions. The gender inherently lacks the mental agency to recognize your own patterns and break them. Maybe a single woman can do that once in a while, but not women as a whole. Without that agency, women are stuck in their current tortured state- instinctively seeking male attention and instinctively obeying the mind-programming to sabotage gender relations in the media they consume.
>>33366158Christopher columbus was right. These women would make fine slaves.
Women, could you love a man that gets kinda sweaty easily?
>>33366158if only they didn't hit the wall so early and turn into fat goblins before 30.
>>33366145everyday dude
more /punk/ today though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK0Roe5fkww
Men, why are you into femdom, and how can women correct that error in you?
>>33366159I‘m excited for your fresh start and leaving that place behind. You do need a place where you feel at home. Ofc I will, but I doubt you really need help with that.
Have you decided on what will be your first one?
I need a woman that finds my rapscallion ways endearing and impish instead of unsightly and lacking moral character.
Women, could you love a man with a somewhat roguish temperament?
>>33366175M- I'm not. Just here to say that you can't help them.
>>33366068Are you dumb? Do you know a single attractive man or woman that's alone?
>>33366175>How can women correct that error?Pegging
>>33366175I like non-passive affection from women. I dont want to feel like i'm the only one doing the "romancing"
>>33366175>how can women correct that error in youby whipping me
>>33366177It is pointless to use descriptions like these. For some being roguish means making jokes you know in advance some could take offense over. For others it means they try to hustle by seeling their friends and family broken rubbish 24/7.
Generally though I'm going to say no, morality is one of those things I need to see eye to eye on with my partner.
>>33366176The sigil. I really mulled over it. I want you immortalized in me, everything you gave me. I never want to forget you. I guess that means, in my brain, you’re more important to me than God, uh oh
I’m excited too. I credit you with a lot of it. You make me better. Sorry for all the mush :3
>>33366171When you have sex does his sweat drips down onto your face or other parts of your body? Is it gross if that happens? Does it take you out of the moment? Asking for a friend.
Either gender: is "conventionally attractive" a complement or a put-down? Is it worse to be conventional and thus ordinary, or better to be attractive in a way that appeals to many people?
>>33366175>how can women correct that error in you?Plz step on me mommy
>>33366180nta but yes several actually
I have a guy friend IRL who I sometimes go out for drinks with who's very good looking (no homo) but basically also a 4chan autist incel
>>33366143Are you fucking serious? I'm late to work because I had to schlick in the shower an extra half an hour just to get off, or else I would've literally been too horny to drive to work.
>>33366169NAG but I feel the struggle anon
have to keep washing my hands every 10 minutes cuz sweating like cray even though it's not that hot
>>33366109They're alright. I got a "good morning" text from a guy I'm dating and it made me very, very happy. But I acknowledge he's special and I shouldn't give his credit to all men.
>>33366185>I want you immortalized in me, everything you gave me. I never want to forget you.Just propose to her, bro. Matrimony has more upside than a tattoo.
>>33366178I imagine it wouldn't be comfortable without using thick condoms. The thrusting part, at least.
>>33366184>For others it means they try to hustle by seeling their friends and family broken rubbish 24/7.Gross. Thats just being a crackhead.
I lack moral fiber in the sense that I will shoplift from major corporations. Like I'll forget to scan a couple items at self checkout. Or I'll make bets with people and stack the odds in my favor.
>>33366169>>33366194Being with a sweaty guy would be a plus for me, assuming his hygiene is good enough that be doesn't smell bad because of it.
>>33366185Hey, stop giving my ego such a ride, thats dangerous.
I‘m mushy too.
I‘m going through old songs from that time.
I believe I already sent you this one once, but I‘m not sure. I feel like I translated it before.
https://voca.ro/1c1YgZ0NdkgS
>>33366199I unironically did, I think
>>33366187It's calling you generic, but at least calling you attractive at the same time.
>>33366175I think you really have to hammer home how repulsive women find sub men until they reluctantly give up on the fetish, and also how even when women do engage with it, they don't like any of the parts men like, the outfits, or sexual activities
>>33366200That's a given. I don't have sex without the guy wearing a condom anyways.
>>33366190Damn you got your priorities straight
>>33366202What if hes in missionary and really putting in work and a drop of sweat lands on your cheek? Would that take you out of the moment, is that kinda gross?
>>33366175>correct that error take that back
>>33366186It happens yes, if it's a hot summer's day and we're doing it in missionary I can definitely expect him to rain down on me. It's whatever. I think there were only a handful of times it actively turned me on, but it has never turned me off. It does not take me out of the moment. I would compare it to a queef - not technically sexy in any way but most people also just don't waste thoughts on it, it happens and one second later you forgot.
Sometimes I wipe him down a bit because I know he can feel gross and I really enjoy that. Also usually when it's that hot he prefers me on top anyway to not overheat very fast. I have definitely leaned in to lick it off his face when I could tell he was self-conscious at the start.
>>33366190Unreal, where's your boyfriend? Why won't he have morning sex?
>>33366153Why? It's a legitimate word describing a very common concept.
>>33366204nta
What the fuck, is that you singing? Are you some sort of bog witch? What language is this.
>>33366187In general it is very positive because basically the person is both saying they acknowledge you are attractive AND that you fit the beauty standards and it is expected that lots of people will/would find you attractive, too.
That said I feel people (myself included) also use it a lot to basically say, I don't care for this person, they don't give me tingles, but I can still acknowledge they are way above average looking.
>>33366218lol, it‘s german
>>33366187I think its a positive?
For me it means "people like different things but majority would agree someone is attractive"
I guess if you overthink it you might come to different conclusions.
I would use it as to describe someone to someone else though, not as a compliment directly.
If you are trying to compliment someone rather choose something that they put in effort or whatever, a hairstyle, outfit, whatever
>>33366204This does sound familiar. Haunting. Did I ever show you this one? It always reminds me of the winter
https://youtu.be/et3NVO6Y1eI?si=SanTIgvw0VSY_4Ne
It feels like being frozen to the bone, loss, empty and chaotic underneath the ice
Really beautiful
>>33366210I just know what I need to do to be productive.
>>33366212I wrote a whole thing out, but I'll just say that's okay and hot. Sweat is one of the few bodily fluids I don't mind during sex.
>>33366215I don't have a bf yet. Hopefully soon. But obviously any bf wouldn't be willing to drive to my house at 5 in the morning to get me off, just so I can go to work comfortably.
>>33366198>But I acknowledge he's specialwhat like, autistic?
>>33366175The femdom-seeking mindset is unavoidable. Women look down on us already, women already believe themselves superior to men, so we men can only choose between pursuing "a woman who is icked by her superiority to us" and "a woman who is intrigued by her superiority to us".
>>33366225Why do you guys call everyone autistic? No, I mean he's very receptive to my needs.
>>33366223>Not working late shiftsThis is why you dont get laid.
Good morning. I love you.
>>33366198>I got a "good morning" textIs this kind of stuff really important?
I thought only indians did that and it was bad practice
>>33366223>But obviously any bf wouldn't be willing to drive to my house at 5 in the morning to get me off, just so I can go to work comfortably.You're supposed to meet at the evening and stay overnight
>>33366228I'm a morning person. As in, if I don't wake up very early, my day will be ruined one way or another.
>>33366201>Thats just being a crackhead.Except those people would think of themselves as hustlers - especially if they don't smoke crack (it happens, I've seen it) and really do just want to make some extra cash.
That's what I mean, it's in the eye of the beholder. Personally I can't really get worked up over someone stealing things from some corporation. But I still can't respect it, all the more because the people I have known irl who felt bold doing this, were all white as snow, well-spoken, educated, and knew if caught they would get a slap on the wrist.
As for tempting people into bets in your favor, yeah, just incredibly scummy to me. Not my thing. Not everyone will agree though, not all women either. Hell some people come from a background where most everyone they know is trying to gain some advantage over others and they will find what you describe totally normal. Not rogueish either but just dog eat dog world.
>>33366214>a handful of times it actively turned me on, but it has never turned me off.We are so back
>I would compare it to a queefhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61tfgf3nErM&t=85s
Nice
>I have definitely leaned in to lick it off his face when I could tell he was self-conscious at the start.Worries have been assuaged, thanks femanon
>>33366233Im a morning person too.
As in, if I wake up in the morning my day is ruined
>>33366209The dildo should have one, too.
This sounds like a very lewd scenario. If you wall-mount another dildo then the picture is complete.
>>33366220Thank you, now answer the other 2 questions please.
>>33366223>I wrote a whole thing out,What happened to it
>Sweat is one of the few bodily fluids I don't mind during sexSpotted
>>33366231I mean, I literally asked for it, so maybe it's weird. I didn't think it was too much to hope for, though.
>>33366232>You're supposed to meet at the evening and stay overnightThat's a big imposition, isn't it? Plus I have to be home in the evenings to take care of my dad.
>>33366222icy and bittersweet
no, you never showed me that one before
makes me want to go for a drive through the snow
Should I even bother trying to find a woman for marriage?
I have fucked 9 women in total, i'm 34 years old but I can't get a young woman anyway at this age and women my age that are still single are mentally ill cunts/single mothers and I despise women, but I still crave intimacy with them.
And idk if i even really hate them or am I just seething because I don't have one.
>>33366231Good morning texts should be mandatory for all men. The first thing you think of in the morning should be Her, and that should guide how you approach each and every day.
>>33366202I mean yeah I take good care of my hygeine, and it's more just in the house in summer cause I'm a poor but yeah it's annoying
glad it's not a big deal kek
>>33366227>you guysWho?
>he's very receptive to my needsYou're... special needs? lmao
>>33366175>Men, why are you into femdomProbably because women who had crushes on me in school would physical hurt me, and because a few older women made "advances" on me in my youth.
>how can women correct that error in you?You have to live it.
>>33366223>But obviously any bf wouldn't be willing to drive to my house at 5 in the morning to get me off,I have literally done this before for some girls. Pick better men.
>>33366248Good morning saar
pls open bob nd show vajin
>>33366123seriously though this one is really dope
I mixed some Amenn https://voca.ro/1eKgfEGFodPS
>>33366239But then you have so much daylight to do things.
>>33366242I only wrap up dildos with weird textures that are on the bugger side. Or when I'm doing buttstuff in general. If you think it'd make a difference, then maybe I should consider that next time.
>>33366245This one is a continuation for me
https://youtu.be/5R4Zu1nrAYY?si=nrylC0YVnb7kg2yo
It’s the anger, the cold side. The vocals make me feel like I’m trying to fill the snow with anger that isn’t real
>>33366238You're welcome anon!
>>33366246>Cant get a younger womanIm 32 and for whatever reason i get way more attention from 20-23 yo girls than ever before
>>33366235>Except those people would think of themselves as hustlers - especially if they don't smoke crack (it happens, I've seen it) and really do just want to make some extra cash.What happens when a nigga watches too much Gary Vee
>>33366185What's the lore here?
Morning sex with JH
so she goes with beaming smile to work
>>33366246>I have fucked 9 women in total, i'm 34 years old but I can't get a young woman anyway at this ageBro, I'm older than you are and dating a girl under 25. You are still a year away from the beginning of your prime, especially if you're in the US, where the current generation of young men are worthless. It's honestly hard *not* to pick up 18-25 year old girls at this point, because they're desperate for a boy who shows more interest in them than in weed and vidya.
State gender
Thoughts on approaching women on the streets/ shops etc.?
>>33366243>>33366243>bog witchyes
>you singingit‘s not my voice I used but I made the song, yeah
>>33366257heh, based
I like this atoga collab thingy
>>33366243>What happened to itI realized I was oversharing.
>>33366250Sweating just happens, I can't hold it against you. The issue is when the person doesn't learn what that inconvenience requires to offset it. And basic, consistent hygiene is really all you need to make sweat nbd.
This brings up a good question.
State Gender
Whats better?
Late Night Sex or First Thing In The Morning Sex?
>>33366246>I despise women, but I still crave intimacy with them.Yes, do keep trying, both for relationships and just female friends (they can usually help to let go of some of the negative feelings more easily than romantic partners that actively trigger your vulnerabilities and insecurities).
If you already feel this way now at 34, there's no way if you give up now, you will actually spend decades going "sure it would have been nice to ever have sex or be less lonely but women SUCK". Sooner or later doubt and regret would seep in. You would regret not trying harder back when you were - let's be honest - pretty much in your prime still.
>>33366273M
First thing in the morning
>>33366251All you guys ITT call me and everyone else autistic. And no. I'm not autistic.
>>33366253How is it best to ask for that, then?
>>33366273f, midnight fucking no competition
>>33366246>i'm 34 years old but I can't get a young woman anyway at this ageToday I remind them
>>33366246You still have a little time to find a younger woman
>>33366204Why tf are you not on Eurovision or famous or something lol??
>>33366271>but I made the song, yeahohh so you're a producer?
>>33366272>basic, consistent hygiene is really all you need to make sweat nbdyeah I'm a bit of a clean freak
on the other hand I wish some other people showered and washed their clothes more often...
>>33366266Too god damn long to elaborate
I simply love this one
>Looking at my hand right in sunlight right now
Why does it look so fake? the skin on my fingers literally look like its made of silicone
>>33366273M
First thing in the morning, it literally starts the day off in one of the best ways possible.
>>33366271>bog witch>yesSexy
>I made the songExplain
>>33366272>I realized I was oversharing.Damn, should've committed
>>33366267>implying I wouldn't call out sick to get dicked all day if that was ever an option
>>33366257listened to the whole thing and this goes in my playlist
>>33366270M
I wouldn't do it
>>33366273M
I prefer morning sex, I want to sleep at night.
>>33366229Wish I could love a sequence of characters in my screen.
IMG_5518
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🔍
women like this are my literal ideal
am i weird? they are objectively attractive right?
>>33366273M, late night sex, but only because no morning breath and because women are lazy in the morning. The one fantasy I know I will never have fulfilled is being woken up by a blowjob, and I know I'll never experience that because no woman ever wakes up before I do. Women aren't physically capable of waking up before men.
>>33366264Can't even blame just that. One of my best friend currently buys cigarettes (she's not even a smoker and hasn't been for years) in a cheaper EU country than where we live so she can sell them on the black market with profit.
I think it's just capitalism on steroids that has spent decades telling people to see opportunities to make money, think of yourself as an entrepeneur, now OnlyFans and Substack and all that... Plus the piramid schemes have only become more mainstream and rampant, I know so many people (and some of them white and college educated too) who lost embarrassing amounts of money from attempting online investments and the likes.
>>33366287thanks, I mixed it in 2 minutes kek
>>33366270F. I don't think it's a good idea. There are better places to meet people where they aren't most likely just there to shop.
>>33366273F. Late night sex. First thing in the morning, I want to at least shower and brush my teeth before sex. Plus fix my hair at least a little.
>>33366270M
Probably akward and uncomfortable. But apparently woman want us to do it because they're lonely, so I guess I'll have to try sometime.
Sometimes i forget i'm just text on a screen and femanons consider me the same as all other male anons
>>33366294my mom kind of looks like the lady on the right
>>33366286"Yeah, im sick from all the dick im getting"
What if i get sore dick
>>33366276>How is it best to ask for that, then?At first she'd ask if I wanted to come over.
After a while she knew I'd always show up and stopped asking and just telling me to.
>>33366270F, it's fine as long as you don't expect much from it. A woman on the street or in a store is very likely in a hurry and not looking to leisurely start a conversation with a stranger. You can still try, but do back down at the very first, smallest sign that it's not welcome.
A lot of guys are so scared to approach that once they took the leap, they try to drag it out and that is what is really annoying and disrespectful. Not someone showing mere interest in you in the first place, that's fine and even if you dislike it, well, going outside your house just comes with things you dislike.
>>33366270M
I have never once, in my entire life, have gone up to a woman I didn't know.
>>33366270> Thoughts on approaching women on the streets/ shops etc.?It's a fun game. You see a girl in the coffee shop and she's laying out some tarot cards, so you start asking her some questions, and pretty soon she's telling your future. You show interest, she shows interest... it's very much like a little game.
>>33366302Damn i would definitely fuck her then
How does that make you feel?
>>33366127I want to dress like that. Maybe minus pigtails. And no choker. Instead if fishnets/ripped do a simple slip short. And a cooler belt.
>>33366285>Damn, should've committedMy therapist said I speak before I think sometimes, which is fine in good company, but that I should think about what my intentions are with my words before I use them. And in this case, I was going to be grossly detailed for the sake of my own satisfaction, which isn't appropriate in this context. I'm getting better, right?
>>33366274>you will actually spend decades going "sure it would have been nice to ever have sex or be less lonely but women SUCKnta but this is unironically my plan (not that they suck but more that they don't want me so why should I want them)
>>33365535Villain
>>33366241what you listening to?
maybe I'll get drunk and do some karaoke
>>33366294You don't have a milf fetish, you have a granny fetish.
>>33366277explain
>>33366298>I want to at least shower and brush my teeth before sex. Plus fix my hair at least a little.coward, i will love you when i am drunk and i will still love you in the morning when i am sober. i will love you when you are pretty and dolled up and i will still love you when you are disheveled and raw.
>>33366273F, can't pick a single one. If morning sex is 10/10 it's great because of the natural daylight, how rested you both feel, and it's an amazing way to wake up.
But when night sex is 10/10, I have usually been anticipating it for hours so the build up is just so much better, that feeling of finally. Okay writing it out if pressed to choose I'm going for sex at night still.
>>33366301That's the one upside of namefagging, there's some consistency in characterization.
>>33366303You have fingers and a mouth.
>>33366304Is texting a guy that early in the morning asking up front like that not disrespectful of his sleep, schedule, and time?
>>33366315I guess
But are they really unattractive to “normal” people though? I really cant believe that
>>33366301Moids are fungible.
>>33366282>famous oh, lol no, I only make music for me and sometimes him
or an atoga meme
like this one, where anon dropped some pope lines and I elaborated on it
https://voca.ro/1ksQs9gzxTWk
State gender.
Men of /atoga/, have you ever fucked a friend's mother? How would that make you feel? Could you talk to your friend the next day?
Women of /atoga/, have you ever fucked a friend's father? How would that make you feel? Could you talk to your friend the next day?
I'm only really interested in the answer to the last question of each set: how would it affect your friendship?
>>33366309The choker looks great though, it's not an egirl UwU one if that's what you are worried about
>>33366316That's a sweet sentiment, but seriously, I need to freshen up in the morning before sex. I'm chronically wet, and that doesn't stop when I sleep. So sometimes I wake up and need to clean that up. And don't say that's hot.
>>33366294thoughts on webmrel?
>>33366310>I'm getting better, right?your therapist is a punk ass bitch and while yes that is generally good advice you did not need to practice it in atoga. regardless, i am proud of you and the progress you are making.
>>33366308nta
Thats fine, my mom deserves some dick
>>33366326why is that road red?
>>33366311>nta but this is unironically my plan (not that they suck but more that they don't want me so why should I want them)The issue with this is the same as I outlined in the post though - chances are when you look back later in life, you are no longer feel as certain that things were hopeless twenty years ago as you do now.
Look at how many anons on here lament that they spent their whole high school time playing vidya and avoiding social stuff because it felt unfun and awkward, but later they look back and hate themselves for not trying to get with girls when it was still so much easier to get to know someone casually, everyone was still fairly awkward and inexperienced at that age etc.
>>33366324None of my friends have hot mothers but if they did i would totally have tried to sniff their panties
>>33366319If chick wrote to me in a morning that shes coming over for coffee and quickie i would be a happy guy
>>33366322>>33366204Are you using AI for this?
>>33366294>>33366320Not sure if it matters but I'm a woman and I would, no doubt, both of them. Feminine, cute faces, a bit thick. Looks inviting. They don't look old to me either. No idea honestly, could be 35 could be 55 knowing Asian women...
women will you buy me a switch 2 for Christmas?
>>33366316>explain idk, the eepy makes me feel like I‘m slightly tipsy, makes me much more vulnerable, much more able to let myself sink into it
plus I love the midnight hours in general, the vibe when the world is asleep and you can shed your masks
feels much more intimate and close
Women: how important is it to you that a bf send you a good morning text as soon as he wakes up every day, if he doesn't wake up with you?
Men: how willing are you to make sending her a good morning text the first thing you do upon regaining consciousness every morning?
>>33366294These women look like they belong in a nursing home.
Ew
>>33366328I repeat myself, you are a coward.
>I'm chronically wet, and that doesn't stop when I sleep.Explain.
>don't say that's hotFine, I'm still gonna think it though
>>33366319>Is texting a guy that early in the morning asking up front like that not disrespectful of his sleep, schedule, and time?To me, no. It just shows and confirms you have interest in me or at least the dick that I can provide.
To others, maybe but I know you're smart enough to sus out whether or not its viable for a given moid to do that for you. It will never hurt to ask. First time he might say no cause he isn't ready but if he knows that it might happen in the future he can be prepared for it.
>>33366341I would be willing if i ever had a girlfriend
Women
If you met a 33 year old guy and at some point found out he had been single for 15 years would it give you The Ick
>>33366338I'm unironically thinking of buying one for my gf. She loves MarioKart and Zelda on her old Switch. I'm employed and make plenty of money, so I can afford to give her whatever. I'd rather give her an Italian vacation again, though, because our last trip to Florence was amazing, and I'd like her play fewer video games and spend more time enjoying better things in life.
>>33366341>Men: how willing are you to make sending her a good morning text the first thing you do upon regaining consciousness every morning?Personally not particularly interested in that. I'll save my affections for IRL.
>>33366341M
I'd make the effort if I knew it was going to be appreciated. Not going to text someone who leaves me on read or replies 2 days later.
>>33366021Sleepd
>>33366026>>33366064Woah woah woah. This got out of hand.
>>33366324I never did or considered but am still going to answer anyway because you're looking for such a specific crowd you will likely not get the input you want.
>how would it affect your friendship?I would make an educated guess that this depends a LOT on the relationship they have with that parent. The kind of mom/dad who would fuck their child's friend is likely to in general be pretty attention-seeking sexually. If the child already knows their parent to be a cougar/sugar daddy type that can't keep it in their pants, they are a lot less likely to be shocked and feel betrayed by their friend.
The other way around, if they had their parent on a pedestal, maybe thought they would never cheat... They are extremely likely to project ALL their disappointment on the friend, just like the affair partner is usually blamed more readily for the cheating than the partner who cheated.
>>33366337What, what did I do
>>33366329>you did not need to practice it in atogaAlright. Then I want a sweaty guy to fuck me into a crater in the bed, and I want to feel the coolness of the breeze from him getting off of me against my skin, totally damp from how hot and heavy the sex was. I want him to towel me down while giving me sloppy kisses along my body, then make a joke about how he can't seem to get those spots dry.
>>33366354>nta>my mom deserves dickSo fucking weird my nigga!
>>33366341>how important is it to you that a bf send you a good morning text as soon as he wakes up every day, if he doesn't wake up with you?I despise words said out of habit or out of a sense of obligation
>>33366348why did you tell me this information?
>>33366324>Men of /atoga/, have you ever fucked a friend's mother?No, most have ugly mothers.
>How would that make you feel?I would feel like I fucked a older woman.
>Could you talk to your friend the next day?Yeah, I don't get easily attached.
Should i start being a mean maleanon?
>>33366330Because its for bicycles first.
>>33366356Need a horny gf.
>>33366359I'd like your feedback on whether you think I should buy her a Switch 2 for Christmas.
>>33366341>Women: how importantNot at all. Not a thing in our relationship. And we've been apart a lot, I used to work in a different city so we would only see each other on weekends.
In general I am not a fan of texting though, I prefer to keep it for practical messages like letting someone know you will be a bit delayed.
>>33366339>makes me much more vulnerablephrasing
gifrel
>I love the midnight hours in general, the vibe when the world is asleep and you can shed your masks. feels much more intimate and closeUnderstandable, I too am a night owl.
>>33366325I'm just not typically a fan of em. I like my neck free and naked.
>>33366358Do you despise men who reshape their lives to make you their most important habit and who feel that you are their greatest and most rewarding obligation in life?
>>33366344>ExplainSimply put, the wetness is discharge. And if I'm sleeping, that means gravity isn't helping get it all out of my body and into an absorbent pad, like I usually need. So it pools up in me. You don't want six to eight hour old goo in your face, do you?
>>33366259oh damn, this one wakes something up inside of me
dangerous
>>33366334partially, yeah
IMG_5519
md5: 757f37e4851519040dc7ce1b147bc01f
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>>33366342How old are you? What are you going to do when you get married and your wife ages?
>>33366335What would you do to them?
>>33366371Yummy, lemme bite her
I sped a lot to that song hehe
Women, is it gross if a guy has sweaty palms?
>>33366374>What are you going to do when you get married and your wife ages?That's why I'm 40 and dating a 19-year-old. Never date a Christmas cake.
>>33366369depends on wether I feel like I am deserving of that or not and wether that‘s in his best interest or not but despise is a strong word in that context
>>33366357My mom is divorced, she needs a boyfriend or something. She deserves some love. Would you want your mom to be a femcel? Thought so.
>>33366356Nice, thanks for describing it in vivid detail.
>then make a joke about how he can't seem to get those spots dry.Thats going in my back pocket for future use, thanks again.
>>33366341M
I'm not just willing to do this, I actively want to do it, but I fear it comes off as clingy.
Did this for the first girl I fell in love with during high school and I think its forever altered my brain chemistry.
Men, how willing you would be to ask socials of a cashier if she was exceptionally nice and started smalltalk with you on occassion
>>33366363yes I think you should
>>33366375mhm, it sounds like a speeding piece
ugh, now you‘re being rude
>>33366331>when you look back later in life, you are no longer feel as certain that things were hopelessbro I've only felt more hopeless over the years kek and nothing's magically about to change
high school was fine I even had a gf it's adult life that is shit
>>33366374>What would you do to them?>>33366374First thought: have both of them bend over, I finger from behind and have them tell me sexual stories from their own lives, or fantasies. If they have to pause to catch their breath or moan that's it, a hard spank and I'm moving to the other one until she learned more self-control. Alternate forever.
And no I would not have the guts, I think, to actually do this irl, I would be asking what they typically enjoy right away and just try to do that well. But this is the fantasy the pic evokes for me.
>>33366380I would do that if i had no other woman i was pursuing at that moment sure
>>33366358nta
What if its not out of habit or obligation but because of a deep instinct in him that tells him to do it. What if he wants to and likes to do it?
>>33366341No need for text. I'd rather hear you rustling beside me. And I'll deal if you're away. Just send me a meme when you think of me.
>>33366379Being thanked for saying the gross, horny shit in my head out loud makes me too happy. I need to mention that to my therapist.
>>33366380I have no intention of asking women out. Especially cashiers and women at their jobs. Women have made that very clear
>>33366370>You don't want six to eight hour old goo in your face, do you?I dunno, I used to eat this girl out first thing in the morning. Never bothered me.
>>33366341M
I would send two completely different words each morning and never explain why, if she doesn't get it then she's not for me
>>33366374>How old are you? What are you going to do when you get married and your wife ages?25
I expect her to take care of her body.
>picrel is 54
>>33366380>ask socials of a cashierI thought you weren't supposed to do that.
>>33366394I think you just need a sweet but also degen boy to stretch you out
>>33366380>nice and small talkThat is a cashiers obligation, I would need MUCH more than that to ask for her socials
>>33366383Maybe a little bit as a treat :3
This is revenge for earlier, I can still feel the ache
>>33366377shell be 40 when youre 60
>>33366389then thats sweet ofc, as long as he doesn‘t get his feels hurt if I don‘t reply every time
I guess feeling obligated to reciprocate is what makes it so uncomfortable to me
>>33366380never lol, she would have to ask
>>33366377>I'm 40 and dating a 19-year-oldbruhhh....
>>33366361yes, it's fun
>>33366341>how willing are you to make sending her a good morning text the first thing you do upon regaining consciousness every morning?I literally did this with my ex until she BROKE MY HEART
>>33366373based honestly, using AI samples is no different to using other samples really
stay based stay producing
I just thought for a minute we had some amazing singer girl in the chat (tbf we have had other legit ones previously like martha)
wait so is that a real vocal sample I mixed with the jazz or AI generated lmfao?
also are you german? I went to germany once it was really cool
>>33366376It happens to everyone, it's only gross if they're always sweaty/clammy.
Do men really get hit on more often after marriage, even if they didn't get much attention prior?
I'm considering suggesting wedding necklaces instead of rings to my bf to avoid all this nonsense.
>>33366403Does age gap really matter at that point?
>>33366401Small talk is not a cashiers obligation.
>>333663981% of women will age like that
>>33366377Based
>>33366403>shell be 40 when youre 60so?
>>33366394Yeah thats probably a good thing to bring up with your therapist. They'll probably say something about how it gives you gratification and confirmation that your sexual fantasies can be reciprocated and enjoyed because deep down you fear that you won't get a chance to indulge in them.
>>33366409NTA but it kinda is
>>33366406Thats why im asking... they are always sweaty
>>33366396Did she have a chronic wetness issue? I think you're underestimating what I'm trying to describe here.
>>33366402fair yes, I deserve this
painful
Women, how do you feel about the fact that as you grow old your hands will become veiny?
>>33366404>as long as he doesn‘t get his feels hurt if I don‘t reply every timeThats fine
>>33366398nta
what the hell, shes so cute?
>>33366409The boomers would fucking HATE you
>>33366401The cashier obligation is to say
>Good morning>The total is: xx dollars and xx cents>Would you like a reciept>Have a nice day Thats it
>>33366380Eh she would have to be outright flirty
>>33366417It misses its owner
>>33366380That seems way more risky, those girls are usually nice and a bit chatty by default. I'd take her talking about hobbies or any other personal stuff for me to even consider it.
>>33366405I can sing, I just find it much more fun to play around with different voices and yeah, samples are samples
>are you german?no, but I do speak german
keep it up too, creating is always a good outlet
>>33366414TA and it kinda isn't
>>33366400>stretch you outThis wording will always bug me for some reason. Idk why.
>>33366413I've honestly been oversharing with him. The way I see it is, since I'm paying out of pocket, I need to make sure I get my money's worth. So I'm bringing up literally anything I can think of to at least get confirmation it doesn't matter.
>>33366407Yeah it's well known, and for some reason the women are extra shameless if he's married rather than just a bf
>>33366270M
Never tried it. Never will
>>33366416>Did she have a chronic wetness issue? I dunno, it would be a little damp when I get there
>I think you're underestimating what I'm trying to describe here.Maybe, maybe not. No way for me to know for sure unless I experience first hand.
>>33366420>The boomers would fucking HATE youApparently the zoomers here too.
>>33366431>No way for me to know for sure unless I experience first handSmooth.
>>33366410>don't get tattoos that ruin your skin>exercise>don't drink and do drugsVoila, you've aged well.
>>33366424Lets say she asked how are you doing and if you have holidays soon perhaps
>>33366398>>33366410This. Especially if you want kids, some women just bounce back incredibly with little to no effort, for others their whole metabolism and hormone balance changes. It is well-known among women that if your mom had an easy time not holding onto weight after getting pregnant, you probably will too, there's a genetic factor there. Plus age obviously matters a LOT. A woman who's twenty will have a much easier time getting her "old figure" back than a woman who's thirty, and not for lack of trying or failed willpower or whatever.
>>33366428>himoh holy shit, that kinda changes the dynamic in my head lol
>I'm paying out of pocket, I need to make sure I get my money's worth. So I'm bringing up literally anything I can think of to at least get confirmation it doesn't matter.Good, I respect the financial responsibility you are showing. This is his job so you are gonna make him work for that money.
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>>33366419I find it beautiful
>>33366428On a scale of 1-10 how much you want to fuck your therapist
>>33366425>much more fun to play around with different voices and yeah, samples are samplesyou got a real talent for it bro, those productions are super clean
>I can sing>speak germanbased, wanna sing a song jk
Men, how do you justify an age gap? Would you date a girl twenty years younger than you are? How would you justify dating a girl literally young enough to be your daughter?
>>33366415Could make a bad impression but only if people don't really know you yet. Make sure to wipe them down before handshakes or before sex. If you feel self-conscious while with a girl, turn it into a cheeky "sorry you make me nervous, palms are sweating" thing. She'll feel flattered.
>>33366419Indifferent.
>>33366434Unintended but thanks.
Anyways its 5AM and I haven't slept yet so I'll see you all in like 8+ hours
>>33366446>Would you date a girl twenty years younger than you are?M27
No.
>>33366420>what the hell, shes so cute?She's great
>>33366440>It is well-known among women that if your mom had an easy time not holding onto weight after getting pregnant, you probably will too,So if her mom is hot she'll be hot?
Good to know.
>>33366437Well, that sounds a bit far fetched. But what other reason would she have to ask about a random guy's holidays if she didn't want to meet him? Of course that doesn't mean that she'll follow up.
>>33365928f
hatefulness and trying to be sane
>>33366446I would never date that young
I felt iffy about dating a girl 8 years younger and surprise surprise didn't work out
>>33366270M
>approaching womenlol good one
>>33366441>that kinda changes the dynamic in my headTherapists are therapists regardless of their sex. I have a male obgyn, too. It's all the same shit.
>>33366444Probably -5. Not my type, and I don't see professionals as anytime but professionals when I'm their patient.
>>33366448Gnite.
>>33366446Adults who are attracted to each other is the only justification required.
>>33366451>So if her mom is hot she'll be hot?Higher chances but you never know. If the mom had one kid at 24 and her daughter has four kids at 29, 31, 34 and 36... Daughter shouldn't expect to have her stomach looking like her mom's afterwards.
Pregnancy is so hard on the body you can tell from looking at a female skeleton whether or not she ever gave birth.
>>33366446Why should I deny myself happiness and feeling younger again? I think I would tolerate a smaller gap if I thought we were going to get married, it seems cruel to be willing to die far sooner than your wife and leave her a widow. That said, it's not like I can guarantee a long life with a woman my age either. Isn't a few good years with someone you really love worth it? I don't know.
>How would you justify dating a girl literally young enough to be your daughter?This isn't a thing for men, our daughter or more likely hypothetical daughter doesn't cross our mind when we are looking at younger women
>>33366446>Men, how do you justify an age gap?I'm 25 and would fuck a 45 year old woman if I thought she was hot, how is the inverse any different?
Do grown adult women not have any agency?
>>33366446>Would you date a girl twenty years younger than you are?If I'm 40? Sure.
>How would you justify dating a girl literally young enough to be your daughter?Same reason why I would fuck a woman old enough to be mother mother, my dick doesn't care about age, hot is hot.
>>33366454>hatefulness and trying to be sanewow we have the same hobbies
>>33366429Even if by poaching him they'd be gaining a dependent (he is unemployed and unable to work in the future due to disability)?
Fuck this world, we'll have wedding bracelets or chains for the rings I guess. I trust him but the idea of anyone else chasing him pisses me off.
Women what aren't you indifferent towards?
>>33366460M
I know that type of hair is a lot of work but damn is it hot
Is it possible to have a relationship but not have sex
>>33366460"date" is very different to "fuck" bruh
>>33366459>This isn't a thing for men, our daughter or more likely hypothetical daughter doesn't cross our mind when we are looking at younger womenMaybe it should though. Because your friends will look at your daughter at eighteen and think she's ready for fucking or even a serious relationship with an older man - maybe even with him. You can keep the worlds separate in your head but they never will be separate.
>>33366445nu uh, I don‘t want to doxx myself
this one was fun, it‘s verbatim an atoga post
https://voca.ro/1iz6bZ5NQIaW
>>33366452It sounds far fetched but thats what she asked me yesterday
>>33366460>Do grown adult women not have any agency?That's a good question.
Women of /atoga/ who consider yourselves grown adults: do you have agency? Are you responsible for all your actions?
>>33366458Well the silver lining is free milk.
>>33366468It is, but you have to both want it. If one person is kind of asexual and the other is trying to compromise, that's bound to explode in your faces.
That said it's just taboo to have a loving romantic relationship that is barely or not at all sexual, so people are not vocal about it. It absolutely exists and not even just among old couples.
>>33366446Im married to a woman 26 years older than me
>>33366469NTA. The difference is "trying to do" vs "do".
>>33366446Yes because dating is just sex, I'd never have a family with a huge age gap
>>33366474Free, organic and straight from a known source.
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>>33366464Well if he's not attractive in terms of the whole picture then it's probably different, but for most men, even average ones, being taken suddenly draws women to him
>>33366478And how do you justify that?
>>33366478Emmanuel Macron, what are you doing browsing /atoga/? Don't you have the ruins of a once-decent country to run?
>>33366446>Would you date a girl twenty years younger than you are? No, because she would be 14.
I'd date a 18 year old tho.
>Men, how do you justify an age gap?Because that's what we both want and I'd treat her good? How would that be different than dating a woman my age?
>How would you justify dating a girl literally young enough to be your daughter?That I want to. Simple as.
That argument is as retarded as saying that dating someone about my age would be the same as dating my own sister.
Just accept the fact that you aren't as attractive than you were if you were younger and stop trying to frame men as pedos for not being attracted to old women.
>>33366473>Women of /atoga/ who consider yourselves grown adults: do you have agency? Are you responsible for all your actions?...yes? Of course agency is a subjective term. People are in a way victims of their emotions (especially if they don't understand it), their hormones, past traumas/triggers.
But imo none of that negates agency. It's like you are steering a boat that is pulled in all directions but you are still steering. Not all the motion/input comes from your deliberate actions but that doesn't mean you cannot act deliberately to impact where it's going.
>>33366488>once-decent countryWhen?
>>33366470The idea of any man wanting to fuck my daughter makes me sick, it isn't the age of the man that bothers me
>>33366476Yearning for your hunger
>>33366494Back when Brigitte was still young and hot. It was probably before your time.
>>33366446Who would want to date this?
>>33366490She's paving the way!
>>33366487I like older women and i like unprotected creampie sex
Also she has more money than i do and i dont want kids anyway
>>33366488Im 24
>>33366403That is what men aim for.
>spend your retirement with hot younger woman>spry loving nurse takes care of you when you're old and ill and decrepit (instead of enjoying HER retirement)>die without having to take care of some old granny>who takes care of her when she's old is her problem
>>33366495I think this is really common for men but it's also kind of fucked. Because if you feel any sexual desire towards your daughter is horrible then you cannot make a meaningful distinction anymore between men that desire her and men that just want to use her. Only one of those will actually make her unhappy. And the older a man is, the more effectively he can break her spirit if he wants to, that's just how it is.
>>33366498Why does a 34 year old woman have a bikini waxer?
>>33366501>who takes care of her when she's old is her problemThe children you have with her should take care of her.
If my children didn't let her live with them after I die then I failed at raising them.
>>33366501That seems to be what many women aim for to, for some reason.
>>33366503An older man does not necessarily want to use a younger woman, he can desire her genuinely, hell he probably desires her more honestly and ardently than a younger man who takes his youth for granted
>>33366472Then go ahead my dude. Did you know her from before?
>>33366506> Why does a 34 year old woman have a bikini waxer?The answer to your question is very likely to be intertwined with the answer to her own question of why she feels lost. She will also never understand the answer in the same way that you do.
>>33366495>The idea of any man wanting to fuck my daughter makes me sickMaybe stop thinking about your daughter having sex?
>>33366477Okay that makes sense. Thank you for the response.
I got femanons on my POV rizz cam
Women would you rather date Griffith or Guts?
Women, would you actually like to see a man that you're attracted to in drag?
>>33366507NTA but my bf's mother looks after her aging mom AND her aging mother-in-law. Both have dementia. Both have been so physically bad they cannot be out of bed for more than like ten minutes for a decade.
This woman cannot have a job. She does two sets of poop diapers from grown people a day. She cannot see her friends because by the time her friends have time to be social, she is finally home trying to cook dinner, walk the dog, and prepare everything for the next morning round. She has been living like this for ten years and it could easily last another 5-10.
Just saying the reality isn't as cozy as it sounds. Old people that are in a lot of pain often also get a foul mood. It's just a really heavy burden.
Women, would you like to see the man you're attracted to fucking a horse in its ass?
>>33366510A 40-year-old who falls in love with a 20-year-old is not making a retirement investment: he's enraptured by the body of a hot 20-year old. There's nothing more elaborate going on than that. Thinking that it has anything to do with finding a woman to look after him in his old age is just the cope of a 40-year-old woman who can't accept that she's no longer as hot in the present as she was at 20.
>>33366462it's nice to hear that an anon has the same hobbies when it's like no one else thinks the same way i do
>>33366510>An older man does not necessarily want to use a younger womanI agree with this fully, but I also said, IF he wants to do it, he can and it would be like stealing candy from a baby. A lot of like seventeen year olds are total assholes and their empathy isn't fully developed yet, but they also don't know how to damage where it really fucking hurts, how to lord over someone, how to make them feel small and insignificant.
>>33366495I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>33366518Yes this is a very big turn on for me. He needs to feel comfortable with it but provided so I would love this.
So I'm seeing someone who told me they're really introverted. I send a message and sometimes I get no answer and sometimes I get answer after 1-2 days. I can see that the person is online but doesn't read my messages. Is this normal or am I just a clingy bitch?
>>33366495>The idea of any man wanting to fuck my daughter makes me sickCareful now, you don't want to end of like the King.
>>33366527What it's like to be jewish - the post.
>>33366525I know myself and I've never been the type to hurt anyone
>>33366496this one I made to give a voice to the hunger for you
https://voca.ro/11tnc7Q5jj53
>>33366532>Is this normal or am I just a clingy bitch?Yes to both.
is m28 f18 too large an age gap?
>>33365713What's that mean
>>33366527If your daughter is a slut and doesn't remain a virgin until she marries a decent husband, it's almost certainly your fault as her failed father.
>>33366514You're welcome! Funnily enough I feel the times have done a 180 here, if you read old books, it was totally common knowledge that some spouses would "live like brother and sister" and that didn't mean they didn't love each other in any way. If anything, couples that seemed too ardent were written off as "that's just sex/hormones, not love".
Whereas it seems like nowadays sex is used as the ultimate proof of love? Which is a case you can argue but it's hardly self-evident.
>>33366471>I don‘t want to doxx myselffair enough if you've a rep to uphold lol
instrumental goes hard, kinda like gangster's paradise, just sampled it for some tekkno incantations... https://voca.ro/12iguRMGuxQp
>>33366524don't worry plenty of us here are villains
>>33366520If I was her son I would put my mother first and do the necessary thing so my mother could have a better life.
>>33366521bro…
>>33366517idk man, I don‘t know shit about either of those
but from a gut feeling, I‘d say guts
>>33366515can you don‘t
>>33366543Kek don't blame dads for shitty daughters
what's the deal with my brain?
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>>33366550brian goes yuh yuh yuh
>>33366533Why does the princess have the mans body?
It’s been 5 years since an Euro femanon posted a voca. 5 long years
>>33366537I am not talking about you specifically. I said you should be worried if your future daughter shacks up with a man much older.
>>33366532going online and not replying to you is shitty, there's more to that than "introverted"
I'm incredibly introverted but always texted my ex back as soon as I could and as much as I could
>>33366527What's more cucked, having a daughter that has sex with men, but gets married and has children.
OR
A son that marries a woman, has 3 children with her, and you find out all 3 aren't his?
>>33366517guts 100%. a girl i know but am not close with is absolutely obsessed with griffith (some of it is this meme-y slayyy girl stuff but some of it is obviously her liking griffith in that way) and i don't get it, this character looks like a woman lol. it's been a while since i read berk but when i started reading it way back i remember thinking at the start, this guts is probably an "i can save him" character for many women. good guy at heart, but tortured, and sometimes makes bad decisions like any human.
>>33366554you sure about that?
>>33366534>>33366543>>33366557Guys this is an old copy pasta from r9k IIRC. Anon didn't write this.
>>33366554Are my vocas not good enough?
>>33366533Men don't deserve sweet innocent princesses and that's a fact, there is no zoomer that isn't broken by porn and other mental garbage
>>33366486He is facially attractive and slender (and short but that makes women under 5'2" a threat since they like short guys), they'd also have to talk to him a bit to know his "issues."
Maybe I'll just threaten violence to any that drop him their number. Or aggressively gay flirt with them to assert dominance. If they want their holes ripped open so bad I'll scar them for life and provide a free hysterectomy.
>>33366554Do you mean a specific Euro femanon who spoke five languages?
What do you think of this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8VCtyIrLnk
Hello lurking women. I just want to say that you're very lovely and pretty.
>>33366554I read someone mentioning singing in German in this very thread.
>be me
>Date with a cute girl just my type
>text her 2 days after asking her out again after she said she hates clingy men
>she never reads it and ghosts me
>3 months pass
>she texts me "whats up?"
how should I proceed?
>>33366554i posted a voca once but nobody complimented my voice, i was just told i sound nervous. never posting one ever again lmao.
>>33366553That's not the princess, that's Griffith, a man who fucked the King's daughter
>>33366273Probably night but we do both regularly
>NOOOO DADDY WHY DIDNT U LOVE ME NOOOOOO!
>I'M GONNA SUCK ALL THOSE DICKS TAKE THAT HECKING DADDDY!
>LOOK AT ME DADDY I'LL HAVE GUYS RUN A TRAIN ON ME HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DADDY!
>FUCK YOU DADDY!
Why are women like this?
>>33366511I just regularly see her in store and she always smiles to me so nicely
Maybe shes just that friendly girl
>>33366568I wouldn't reply. Ghosting someone is already cowardly and shitty but coming back with "whats up", for real? She's an asshole.
>>33366567That was AI, probably wasn't even a woman.
>>33366565tiktok brainrot man. i'm not sure why but youtube shorts annoy me even more than seeing tiktoks posted here at this point.
>>33366563>and short but that makes women under 5'2" a threat since they like short guysAll women should regard women under 5'2" as a threat. For men, there's nothing like looking down at a girl who is stretching up on her tiptoes to kiss him or who could be picked up and tossed around as easily as a pillow. Tiny girls activate weird hormones in men.
>>33366577Right, gotta admit I don't listen to most voice messages. At least AI represents the Eurofags then, it's something.
>>33366573Mommy issues: the post
>inb4 feminine male whining
>>33366576my penis says I should reply to her for the 0.0001% chance it leads somewhere
>>33366544That is pretty interesting.
>>33366554what about Kloe? I thought she posted some since then
>>33366587>KloeYou mean Qt's transona?
>>33366324M no but I remember people talking about this one girl’s mom a lot but I always thought her daughter was way hotter
Women, how much of a red flag is it if a guy has a PhD? What if it's in the humanities?
>>33366555What if that's what she wants?
>>33366573You seem to think daddy issues are revenge on dad. I think it is for some, but for most it's just that you have a hole in your heart that is incredibly sensitive to older men that treat you with more attention and affection than your father did. Like you have an endless craving for male validation because your father loving you (or your mom loving you for boys) is the ultimate validation. If you lack that, you can try to compensate for it.
There's no real name for the equivalent but I have also known a remarkable number of guys with "mommy/daddy issues" who slept AROUND. I think there's also some effect of the fact that mentally unhappy and unstable people will often be more sexually active and take bigger sexual risks.
>>33366576also she did say "sorry for not sending you a message"
>>33366552why am i so obviously insane
>>33366583But it always says that and how many times was it right?
>>33366575Could be. If she already knows you, it's possible that she's just asking to make conversation because there's already a level of trust, it's not the same as asking that to a random client. But maybe she's actually interested. Have you asked her what is she doing on holidays? If you're interested, that could lead to set up plans with her.
>>33366517Casca.
Griffith is pretty but he reminds me of a guy I used to know who was also a bisexual ladder climber who had assaulted women.
Guts is just too much of a guy's guy, but I respect him.
>>33366582I'm sorry daddy didn't love you.
I hope that you find what you are looking one day.
>>33366568I wouldn't let that slide, I'd ask her what was she doing during all this time. People need to stop treating each other like fucking chatbots that you can dump and then return to the conversation as if nothing happened.
>>33366593nta but I think mommy issues on guys also manifest as looking for attention and validation, just in a different way than women.
>>33366597sometimes its right
this year it was right 2 times
>>33366592I mean if it's what she wants you can't get in the way, that's the thing with kids growing up and if anything forbidden love only blooms more strongly.
That said just because you fall in love with someone doesn't mean you are happy about every single thing in the relationship. I recently watched a documentary where a girl was seduced into losing her virginity at sixteen to a man who told her he was twenty five at the time, who worked in a hotel as one of those staff people who entertain the teenagers so the parents can lounge around. She found a picture of him with her at the time (she had a big crush so she had requested the picture) and it was visible for, I think, all viewers right away this dude was in his early forties. That also hit her really hard, just the shame that he could have lied to her so blatantly and obviously and she was simply not in a position to realize. He never would have lied to someone 35 about being 25 because they would have laughed in his face. But he found someone who was quite literally clueless.
That's what I mean. Age gap relationships are definitely not inherently bad. Women that very very actively prefer older men are very much a thing. But in terms of risk, yeah, she will be that much more vulnerable and it'll be a challenge for the older partner to acknowledge that and be protective of her without becoming a faux father.
>>33366605Then follow the penile intuition and just act like it was no big deal at all. If she is open to sex, especially casual sex fast, you really don't want any awkwardness so just act like this was totally normal for her to do and you're wondering what she's up to, actually!
>>33366580I know, I have 3 inches on him and it worries me that he'd prefer a tiny woman even though he expresses how much he loves us. He's also kind of subby so idk.
But yeah I get exactly what you mean even as a woman because the same neuron fires in my brain when I look at him and pick him up fuckkkk
>>33366546wild, feels cathartic
this one I used an ambulance sample lol
https://voca.ro/1eHON0VJxqan
>>33366591why would that be a red flag? it‘s based
>>33366595idk baby girl, best make peace with it
I have a zoomer friend thats a virgin at 21 and hes never even asked a girl out
sociable guy with lots of friends though
said he is afraid of rejection
I told him that you get used to it
>>33366582Be a good girl, sit on my lap.
>>33366600She asked me if im going to local show / faire kind of deal and i said no not really, in hindsight it was a retard moment cause i could ask her about it, but you know it was literally next to cash register and next people were showing up so i didnt want to make it troublesome so i said thank you and bye
I think next time ill just try and get her ig ornsomething
>>33366615You're right but don't be surprised if he spends a long time avoiding it still.
What can i do to make femanons feel bad about being mean to me?
>>33366621pfsh, that gives you a boner
>>33366587Do you remember what it actually sounded like? He pitched up the audio and it was like an alien
>>33366621kill/torture them
>>33366621Hit them in the head with a shovel.
If you want to make them feel very bad, hit them sideways.
>>33366615bro is probably just waiting to get asked out
>>33366615Rejection can be as traumatic as rape. Be more empathetic.
>>33366593This sounds so hot.
A broken woman using my cock to fill the void her dad left her is perfect.
>>33366624Nope. Complete opposite actually. I get boners when women are nice to me
>>33366626>>33366627i dont want to do that
>>33366635>the blue No..
https://youtu.be/f-eJcCDhHcI
>>33366636>i dont want to do thatthey'd be a lot nicer if you did thoughbeit
>>33366615Isn’t it true 45% of young men have never asked a woman out?
>>33366624why do women unironically think we like this?
>>33366621Tell me my pussy is weird.
>>33366558Is she from the Netherlands by any chance?
>>33366643Sure. Some women like being spat in their face. I don't go around doing that to women though
>its funny when woman makes fun out of male genitals
>But god forbid you say woman has a roast beef
xdd
>tan skin
>blue eyes
>lush lips
>fat milkers
Gyatt
>>33366646yeah, so? then you aren‘t the one they want and if you don‘t like mean girls then you are not the one they want either
no hard feelings
roast beef is so fuckign hot
>>33366621You can also tell them that no one will love them because they are an used up slut.
Also point out any flaw in their appearance while doing that.
>>33366650chew on it like bubblegum
>>33366648>tfw only have the lips
>>33366629Nta but no way. I've been rejected by a handful of men that I cold approached and I'd rather do that again than be raped.
It's definitely a double-edged sword when it comes to low self-esteem though. You gain confidence that you're capable of putting yourself out there, but it also hurts. Cured 90% of my social anxiety though.
>>33366640Wow my metaphorical dick is bigger than almost half of young men.
Gender
Favourite horsegirl
I have no idea how to be a boyfriend
>>33366640Out of my friends I'm the only one who hasn't done it
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Women-
What's the meanest thing a guy ever did to you?
>>33366654It makes you feel worse if you get constantly rejected. You're a woman, so you have the knowledge that there will always be a guy out there for you. Men don't have that luxury and privilege in dating.
>>33366663put a baby in me and then dip to the other side of the world
>>33366663one time a guy didnt treat me like a princess
>>33366657M
el condor pasa
>>33366647I know this double standard is upheld in some places but for my own life experience, I have heard maybe a handful of small penis jokes, about half made by men about men that annoyed them, and a LOT of jokes about vagina being fishy, smelly, alien-looking, and so on. Even to the point where if someone said they dislike fish with their gf present, you'd get a "SUCKS FOR YOU FEMANON".
>>33366657Yet when I say horsecock dildos are fun to use, you moids call me a freak.
>>33366654>woman has easier time getting pussy than men in 2025Wow, what shock!
The average woman has a easier time getting women than chad does.
>>33366662Looks its you, tomar
>>33366538very ethereal, thx for the samples :v https://voca.ro/1jjvksogw863
>>33366538>wild, feels cathartichaha thanks, that was the idea
based ambulance sample lol
did a tribal mixx https://voca.ro/1elKqTBgkXwQ
>>33366663Carjacked me at gunpoint. But, to be honest, he was about as nice about it as he could've been without emboldening me to fight back.
>>33366667That's horrible but also hot at the same time.
Women whats the meanest thing you ever did to a guy?
>>33366674fuck second one for
>>33366612
>>33366677On purpose or by accident?
>>33366671Have you ruined your tightness by now?
>>33366671We like horse girls platonically
>>33366671watching horse girls race is different than getting fucked by a horse, freak
>>33366676*bombastic side eye*
>>33366663My first crush (I was like nine) tore up the love letter I wrote him and gave him in class - that one was on me. Yelled in front of everyone that I was ugly and he'd never consider being with me in any way. Granted, I honestly think he was just way too young for this stuff and his reaction was mostly being super uncomfortable.
In high school a new guy I started becoming friends with (a friend of friend) had been very vocal about him wanting more friends and more people to hang out with. He kind of used this to talk me into spontaneously going out to town with him (like during the day, just window shopping and getting a drink to go or something) because he was bored. During that outing we were seen by other people from our school who told the dude I was disgusting and weird. For all sorts of autistic reasons, instead of either never telling me and ignoring it OR avoiding me forever with no explanation, he actually told me he enjoyed my company and that I was easy to talk to, but he realized he was looked at funny for doing something with me so he wanted to limit our interactions to online only.
These came to mind first. I don't know if either was particularly mean more than immature, but it hurt for sure.
>>33366625>He pitched up the audio and it was like an aliendid he lmao? sounds like a proper weirdo
>>33366671uma musume anime girls have human pussies though
>>33366675I think your dad yelling at you for almost dying was meaner.
Just had a +10 aura moment in front of some femanons. Feels good, man.
>>33366674these make me miss going on raves, siiiigh
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>>33366694is the +10 aura moment in the room with us?
>>33366682Not yet. Though if it hasn't happened yet, I don't think it can possibly happen.
>>33366683>>33366684Doubtful.
>>33366689That can't be true.
>>33366696same dude gotta get back to it someday if I stop being a gigaloser
To the girls. Would you be okay if your partner likes teaches you about sex?
Even though my new gf and I both have the same body count of 6, she is pretty shit at blowjobs and sex, and honestly I'm glad, it means she's never been that intimate or explorative with a partner before me
We had sex last week and she started crying saying that she didn't know she was capable of climaxing through penetration until then
But she seriously sucks. Her handjob fucking hurt so fucking bad, it was like she was tryna pull it off lmao.
Anyway that means i hope I'll be the first to fuck her good and that i can teach her how to pleasure me properly
>>33366691He yells at me for everything, though. And, if I had to pick the meanest thing he ever yelled about, I think it'd be when he called me and my gf at the time homophobic slurs.
>>33366677I mean chances that what I remember as meanest is not the thing that actually hurt the other person most. But the most mean girl moment I remember is when a guy in high school had a crush on me but I was not interested at all - not in being with him romantically and not in being his friend because he behaved like a dick in general. I tried to turn him down softly a bunch, including email rejections (in response to email suggestions to go out) but he just wouldn't back down. Writing me back that I was heartless, what was wrong with him, why was he unloveable etc. Mind you the guy was only fourteen at the time and I was thirteen. It was not like I had dated anyone other than him... Or he would use my emails or the time spent on trying to explain how I felt as effort that proved I cared for him and there was a lot of potential.
After months of it dragging out it ended up at a point where he came over to me looking for my attention and my friends very bitchily told him to fuck off, take a hint, I clearly didn't like him, who would etc. I felt really bad but honestly all my soft soaping had done nothing so it also felt like I had no other choice but to let them do it and hope the message was received. If I had defended him at that moment I am sure he would not have left me alone.
>>33366659i unironically like it a lot
>>33366700Not everyone is freaky as you, Uma musume has normal women portrayed as canonic romantic interests
women i can do 6 pull ups now. How many pull ups until you want to suck my dick?
>>33366644good morning <3
it's afternoon here I've just wasted half the day
>>33366700>Though if it hasn't happened yet, I don't think it can possibly happen.Are you doing anything to prevent it? Because it definitely can happen if you are stretching it with big ones
Why do I love cleaning so much?
>>33366711I can do 60 and still nothing. Keep going bro
>>33366703>you’re just mad we get more pussy than you.Maybe you should talk to your therapist about your dad and why you take care of him
>>33366711Pull your bank account up to 7 figures
>>33366710We let the liquor talk
>>33366709Okay. Now tell me with full certainty that nobody wants to fuck the horse/human hybrid anime girls.
>>33366713Idk what's considered big for the sake of altering your body permanently, but I haven't noticed any change at all using toys that are definitely a snug fit for me. Pretty sure it's just a meme, or at most the result of extreme outliers.
>>33366702>Would you be okay if your partner likes teaches you about sex?Yeah sure as long as he presents it as "can I teach you how to please me" rather than "let me show you how to do it properly now", basically try avoiding triggering her insecurities.
Also idk about
>honestly I'm glad, it means she's never been that intimate or explorative with a partner before medo you honestly prefer her having been used in previous relationships and never having been properly treated with care? That's kind of sad. And realistically if she had a bunch of really bad sex, it will impact her confidence and libido with you, it has downsides apart from it meaning you stand out positively.
Don't let her hurt you. Be vocal about pain right away. It might be embarrassing but if she's a good partner she definitely does not want to hurt you for a second longer than necessary. Plus you allow her to try hard knowing already her efforts will be useless. You are wasting both your time then.
>>33366717We're focusing on emotional maintenance, relationships, and some compulsion stuff. I'd rather not open the can of worms that is my family history with the same person I talk to about the wierd shit.
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>>33366715Cleaning is a great escape from the crushing despair of reality and suicidal thoughts
I'm drinking vodka and about to clean rn haha
(my ex is finally messaging me back, hope she doesn't want to suddenly meet)
>>33366611>I have 3 inches on him>He's also kind of subby so idk.>I look at him and pick him up fuckkkkHoly shit, anon's bf is living the dream. I hope he whimpers knowing how lucky he is.
>>33366720>Now tell me with full certainty that nobody wants to fuck the horse/human hybrid anime girls.Nobody wants to fuck human/horse hybrid anime girls. Moreover the girls in the game are hardly hybrids, they just have cute ears
>>33366723Therapists has confidentiality for that reason. You can say whatever and they can’t divulge it
Anyone else post here as a form of self-harm and blackpilling?
>>33366715It's a simple and mostly mindless task, so you can zone out and relax your brain while still being productive.
>>33366725>I'm drinking vodka>(my ex is finally messaging me back)You should respond with alacrity and ask to meet! Your ex probably misses you even more than you miss her, and you would be giving her solace and even hope that she deserves as a fellow human being. Ask to meet up, so that you can catch up on news together and maybe show each other that you still care!
>>33366730It's not for privacy reasons. I don't want to pivot between talking about my masturbation habits and talking about my family in the same setting. Makes me uncomfortable.
>>33366665There are women who fetishize even fat sweaty guys, so you have the same privilege and just don't know it. Men don't lurk in nerdy female spaces as much as women do to you guys so you just have no awareness.
They may be fat and sweaty fujos themselves, but they exist.
>>33366672I hit on short men exclusively in person. Women are easier for me though, correct.
One stood me up. One seemed scared and started to avoid me on purpose (I feared he thought I was harassing him). One rejected me respectfully, but one of his friends made fun of me for it. One said he had a gf somewhere else. One friendzoned me BUT strung me along for fucking years by flirting, but also would insult me to push and pull (also we had zero sex, I was used for attention). Prior to my adult years, I was rejected by two guys as a teen too. I also have a history of lightly stalking people.
I did get a couple dates just because I kept going. As I've grown I also started grooming properly and am now attractive enough to where my perfect bf liked me first and people check me out, but being an ugly woman is barely better than being a man. There is privilege in that we are seen as less predatory, I will admit that.
Anyway all this to say I'd rather have been a spergy ogress like I was at 21 than raped. Which was my point.
you always hurt the one you love
>>33366701I‘ll be a rave grandma again in twenty years or so, lol
sometimes I do simulated social experiment pieces, but thats a bit schizo
https://voca.ro/1e0s6QZcJCzn
>>33366732>Anyone else post here as a form of self-harm and blackpilling?On the contrary, I post here with ruthless, weaponized optimism. I inflict pain on blackpillers with my relentless cheer. It's what they deserve.
>>33366738love seldomly burns clean baby girl
>>33366732M
Yup lol
I hate it, but i keep coming back here to witness women's disdain for men all the time
>>33366732There no better reminder of how unwanted you are than interacting with women.
>>33366732it‘s more like catharsis to me
>>33366740>grandmaI thought you were maleanon haha
>>33366740>simulated social experiment piecesLain?
>>33366741>I inflict pain on blackpillers with my relentless cheerbah humbug
>>33366743it's an addicting poison
>>33366712I've already wasted my first hour of the day. Off to a great start.
What have you done to waste your day?
>>33366721>do you honestly prefer her having been used in previous relationships and never having been properly treated with care?Oh shit i didn't think of it like that, it is sorta sad. She never said her previous bfs were bad bad, but i don't think she really found the right person to explore and express herself sexually until me, which is ig what I'm happy about it. She's been v enthusiastic about sex with me so far and ig I'm glad we can create an extra special bonding over positive sex
>Be vocal about pain right away. It might be embarrassing but if she's a good partner she definitely does not want to hurt you for a second longer than necessary.Yeah I told her it hurt which is when I showed her how i stroke myself with those good slow movements. Then she said "oh wow okay i didn't know this" which is what clued me into that she hasn't really had amazing sex experiences and that perhaps she'd be open to me teaching her a thing or two
>>33366747I feel that also
>>33366744yup, I need putting in my place sometimes
I think posting here and my IRL life and dating failures have been a good blackpill
>>33366735Is this a fucking ChatGPT answer lmao?
Thanks ChatGPT. Yeah I've just asked how she's doing and blah blah and to let me know if she wants to meet this afternoon (cause she flaked yesterday)
>Your ex probably misses you even more than you miss herNo she doesn't lol, I can tell she's just lost feelings and doesn't care anymore, wish she would just be honest
>>33366749I haven't done much, hence the day is wasted
im going insane does "personal life" even exist at this point?????
Women who are actually women and not men pretending to be women in order to blackpill the thread: do you hold nothing but disdain for men, or are you actually full of love and a tad bit confused as to why some men seem to prefer bitterness to love?
>>33366737>Men don't lurk in nerdy female spaces as much as women do to you guys so you just have no awareness.I’ve been to the Cafe, I’ve seen what women post unfiltered, it’s way more black pilling than this place
>>33366716In a row? You cappin
State gender
How far would you go?
>>33366758elves are fine, everything else no thanks.
>>33366758M
Gimme goblin gf
>>33366753>do you hold nothing but disdain for menno
>full of love yeah, sometimes but I’m only human so I have bad days too
>tad bit confused as to why some men seem to prefer bitterness to loveno, why would that confuse me in any way?
>>33366758F. Centaur prince, please. I'd take good care of him.
>>33366732F
No i post here to be comforted by you guys and for social interaction and to verify my thoughts
>>33366758f
idk, I feel like men are made exactly that way for a good reason
Women is it cheating if a mosquito sucks my dick?
>>33366758>wouldelves, dwarves, halflings, gnomes, orcs, harpies, goblins, ruinborn, centaurs
>wouldn'togres, kobolds, gnolls, dragons
Ruinborn look cool as hell... HELL YEAH
>>33366769ok that's quite sweet actually
>>33366767Do you actually want a centaur prince, or just a guy hung like a horse? What would you even feed a centaur, human food or grass and fodder? Because a horse's digestive tract can't handle human food, and the human part isn't going to be happy with grass.
>>33366771yeah
my blood, my cock *hisses*
>>33366774It’s not healthy
>>33366758M
Race mixing is degenerate
>>33366752define personal life
>>33366750I mean you're not wrong to be excited that you can explore this together and you can open a whole new world for her. But yes based on your description I would expect she has had fairly impersonal sex and chances are the acts done on/to her were also rough or even painful. These things usually go two ways; the kind of guy who would never think to speak up, is also typically the kind of guy who would never think to ask feedback.
>never said her previous bfs were badMaybe because she hadn't had good sex yet...
>Then she said "oh wow okay i didn't know this"Sounds to me as as direct a reassurance that she's open to being taught as you could hope for. If you haven't yet, encourage her to use thick lube so she can go a little more crazy with her hand without risking it being uncomfortable or even painful for you.
>Another bird is making a nest right outside my window
I'm so excited bros! Seeing them out there always feels so cozy
>>33366748>maleanonnu uh
>lainno, idk, I never watched it
Don't listen to /atoga/ when they say not to ask out customer service girls.
It's a good thing that they're forced to be nice to you, they're more likely to say yes if they feel pressured.
>>33366732Yes, because trying to find comfort and hope here is useless.
>>33366769Thoughts like what
>>33366785the implication
>>33366782I hate the loud annoying birds outside
>>33366785>they're more likely to say yes if they feel pressuredbruh.....
>>33366754Then you haven't lurked enough if you remain unaware of the bizarre corners of female sexuality.
For example some women want to fuck this. Ridiculous amounts, and the human drawings of him make him a greasy middle aged man. More well known, women wanted to fuck the Undertale skeletons too.
And there is a distinct subculture of women who fetishize losers at rockbottom, I know because I am one. There is someone for everyone, anon.
>>33366785If she says yes because she feels pressured and put on the spot she will just ghost afterwards.
>>33366782It's cute the first time but they shit EVERYWHERE and it's so annoying. Motherfuckers won't stop landing even when I scare them off constantly they're so retarded.
I hate that Mary on a Cross got popular on tiktok. Now i feel like a normie for liking Ghost.
Gender, what do you want to gatekeep?
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>>33366785why would you want to go on a date where she is just there because she felt pressured?
>men want to ride centaurs
>women want to be ridden by centaurs
Girls are such degenerates
>>33366790I don't believe for a second that they would have anything to do with people like this IRL though kek, it's just a cartoon fantasy
>>33366758M
Everything. You can't be willing to fuck a lame elf, orc or whatever and then pussy out with a cool dragon.
>>33366790>And there is a distinct subculture of women who fetishize losers at rockbottom, I know because I am one.Sadly, I have over a million dollars, my own house, a nice job, no debt, good looks, and a cock that my gf says is too big for her sometimes, but I'm interested in what it is about rockbottom losers that attracts you. Please elaborate, if you would.
>>33366735It just feels like I have to lead everything even though she was the one who asked me out in the first place, and she has a go at me for communication issues yet it feels like drawing blood from a stone trying to get her to talk about things now
I'm just done, if she's not going to even try to reciprocate the effort, I'm done wasting my time
>>33366791How is that different from anything else? You can just curse her out if she's a bitch.
>>33366671Your future husband should schedule a designated horsecock day. At least 3 of them will take over his normal duties.
>>33366794It's better than being alone.
>>33366793They still don’t have square hammer or year zero
>>33366805>It's better than being alone.You... are weak
>>33366775Honestly, the dick size is barely a factor. Ideally, it'd be closer to a normal dick so I could actually have sex with him. If there's magic in the universe that makes it so I can actually take it regardless of proportions, that's a different story I guess.
>What would you even feed a centaur, human food or grass and fodder?Centaurs are neither human nor horse. Their bodies aren't just two parts from two different creatures stapled together. I'd like to make him a cultural dish that he teaches me to make over anything else, but obvs I'd make whatever I could that satisfied whatever biological/cultural/logistical limitations were there.
>>33366793Things I like. Tbh mary on a cross is overrated asf and just certain parts of the song sound good
>>33366795>implying men wouldn't jump at the chance to get elbow deep in that donut hole
>>33366801>she has a go at me for communication issues yet it feels like drawing blood from a stone trying to get her to talk about things nowPeople often project about their own issues: a girl who complains that you aren't communicating enough might not know how to express her own feelings.
>>33366793M
I hate when they use catchy songs that people don't remember the name of in ads, because they'll be forever associated with a shitty ad rather than the band or the name of the song. I'd also like to gatekeep mythology, specially against the people that don't realise that there was almost never a unique, objective or "true" version of a myth.
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>>33366758>hot human (with funny ears)>hot human (short)>hot human (muscular)>hot human (horse)>hot human (goth)>also furry twinksI'd kill myself in an attempt to reroll if I woke up in such a world
>>33366795What the fuck do you want? An apology? It's a hot fantasy and I'm sorry that offends you.
>>33366804I'd rather have a future husband that I love so much that I can't even begin to escape into fantasy smut. I want my head to be constantly full with thoughts about him. But if he wants to dp me with one of my horse toys, that's also hot.
>>33366813>I'd also like to gatekeep mythology, specially against the people that don't realise that there was almost never a unique, objective or "true" version of a myth.The real Zeus was an ideal father and model husband. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying poet.
>>33366811It's a fucking horse you sicko
>>33366793>Gender, what do you want to gatekeep?F
All of my pop faves that have blown up over the last couple of years.
Women, all I ever wanted was find someone that could accept me and reciprocate the love that I'm aching to give. Why do you lump me with guys who think that women should stay chained to either the bed or the kitchen, just because we both haven't had sex or relationships?
>>33366818Damn I wish I was one of those
>>33366793I don't want to gatekeep anything at large, I think it's always cool when more people can enjoy things that were once obscure. But I understand facets of fandoms and forums shutting off registrations so they're not flooded with norms
>>33366812Sorry I was just crashing out a bit. I think we both have some issues in that regard, it's not one person's fault. I made mistakes too and take ownership of that. Just frustrating when she says she wants me to make an effort yet isn't giving me the opportunity, I don't know what she wants from me
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>>33366818That guy from Friday night Funkin'?
>>33366819And now that you mention that, gatekeep the people who don't understand the historical context of the myth. Specially for those that don't get that oathbreaking and hubris were seen as worse than cheating.
Women. Thoughts on the cold evening when the sentries alert your little ill prepared village of the raiding party heading their way, and the men, most old or unfit for battle, nervously gather with whatever rusty rifles and impromptu weapons they can find and take their positions. And as the raiders draw near and gunfire and shouts erupt and die down, you know what's to come next.
>>33366822the trick is to find one that is not scared of these men, so she is not scared to keep seeking
>>33366825this game is so dope lol
>>33366812I'll be back on the thread later or tomorrow to shitpost, not been nearly productive enough today tho
>>33366828catch me if you can
Kinda weird how a girl can be nice to you ONE TIME and it fucks you up for the next day and she's running around rent free in your head.
>>33365928M
Right now theology and scifi-fantasy
I barely play vidya anymore; I'm just reading, watching video essays and debates about increasingly esoteric shit. I'd like to write my own books (prolly fiction) in the near future.
>>33366758elf, dwarf, harpy and centaur. Maybe goblin/gnome.
>>33366818What would you even do with one.
Femanons do you even have a plan for what you'll do with a boyfriend.
>>33366828>riflesLame. The fantasy is only hot if it's a battle nof strength.
>>33366834give him a boner
>>33366806Thats not true. The intro to year zero was a minor meme on animal videos a few months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDKS1DNyQjs
>>33366758Just TWO more years until elf girls are real, bros..
>>33366834I’m gonna hold his hand and scratch his legs
>>33366839what if he has porn induced ED?
>>33366834I am going to love him and cook for him and crochet him stuff and bring him places and choke his cock and bounce on it with no hands and share secrets with him and watch movies with him and learn about his hobbies and maybe we can have a baby.
>>33366847not on my watch *passwords your internet access*
Women are you only nice to men during ovulation?
>>33366851*Goes to the McDonald's to goon*
Here’s some Business 101 for you:
When in doubt, sell to the woman.
>>33366807How long have you been alone? It sucks even after a month. Not everyone is an incel like you, buddy.
>>33366852no, but much nicer to be honest
>>33366853*chains you to the heater*
>>33366808Anbennar centaurs have magic but they would mist likely just kill any human they get their hand on.
>>33366854bad idea, I am so broke
>>33366780the ability to do things you want and physically need to without the utter adherence to something secondary that they push to be your entire life
You guys are so fuckin weak. Yeah I'd like a gf but I'm not cucking myself by dating someone I don't wanna date. "Oh at least I'm not alone" yeah you still are. You guys are all fakecels. I'm the only truecel.
>>33366855>How long have you been alone?2 years and a half or so. You get used to it after a while and start enjoying what you can do
>>33366857*Can't go to work or earn money so we become homeless*
>>33366644Gooooood morning atoga
>>33366702>she is pretty shit at blowjobs and sex, and honestly I'm glad, it means she's never been that intimate or explorative with a partner before meShe could also just not like doing them, anon.
>>33366866I wonder if you'll say the same after 5 or 10 years without a relationship and nobody showing any interest in you.
>>33366863king of incels, here is your anthem
https://voca.ro/14o6uggQqG4Z
>>33366869fucking worth it *makes boner go boioioioing*
>>33366859So, if one fell in love with me, he'd most likely have conflicting feelings of duty and love, leading him to go against his people in favor of exploring his new feelings with me? And then the conflict arising from his violent nature comes out in the form of extremely rough sex that he's barely able to keep me conscious through via his magic, then he apologizes profusely afterwards, tackling guilt over someone other than his people for the first time as I hold him and tell him I forgive him, solidifying his trust in me?
>>33366873I can still masturbate in other places with public wifi such as the library
Millennial women, would you date an elder gen z man?
>>33366878??? you are chained to the heater
>>33366871It's fine, it's not like I'm locked in my basement. I have friends, I meet people, I do stuff I like. There's ways to not be alone and the only thing I'm missing is sex
>>33366874Why do you have to be so weird?
>>33366881Can't have a heater if we don't have a home
>>33366885valid argument
*chains you to the bridge*
>>33366888Don't you think people will get suspicious of a random homeless man chained to a bridge
>>33366881What does she mean by this?
>>33366796I know of at least one artist I followed who liked the stereotypical fat, awkward gamer type and she ended up dating a guy like that. She was mentally ill and traumatized and had weird fetishes, but she followed through. I also used to work at a comic store and every dork I knew had a gf or a dating history.
>>33366800It's the vulnerability and a savior complex, perhaps misplaced parental instinct similar to men who want to "save a hoe" prostitutes.
I won't air out all his dirty laundry, but I met my boyfriend at his rock bottom with his mental illness/hard drug use/social rejection and it's been one of the most fulfilling experiences to watch him heal and to be able to devote my life to supporting him.
It's also like a pity fetish? I have no idea. Even now if he does something badly or fails at something it makes me fall more in love. It's been an issue, but the best foreplay for us has been when he misses social cues and someone rejects and hates him...it really makes me an animal. I try to control it because I want him to be healthy, but it's so hot when he does things badly. I believe ego and power dynamics also play a role here. He definitely appreciates and adores me which is just as important.
Anyway like I said, someone for everyone.
Why is strumming so damn hard
>>33366793>what do you want to gatekeep?I'm not telling you. Fuck off.
>>33366884Please just let me be vulnerable ITT for ONCE.
>>33366890not my problem, what would they even do about it?
>>33366891I am just trying to cure my bfs porn induced ED
>>33366820>>33366795I have a feeling bumpits are going to come back in style if these horses really take off.
Remember adding an inch under your hair, femanons?
>>33366892>Anyway like I said, someone for everyone.Wrong, there's no one for me
>>33366894I am strumming your heart strings rn, it seems effortless
>>33366882I don't think sex is the only thing you're missing when you don't have a partner, but glad that you're happy at least.
>>33366892If he killed himself would you cum
>>33364496 (OP)TO ALL: what are your non-PC preferences in a partner? List them all. Don't be shy.
>>33366897It's gonna be your problem once they untie me and take me to the hospital where I'll goon in the washrooms
>>33366906F. White and younger than me.
>>33366907why would I take you to the hospital?
>>33366906M
Asian women
Latina women
>>33366906Kind, caring, attractive to me. Honestly when considering a girl computers are the last thing I think of.
>>33366871>5 or 10 years without a relationship and nobody showing any interest in you7 years for me and I still don't give a shit, why are moids so needy?
>>33366906I don't understand the question.
I just want someone to love me
>>33366817>An apology? It's a hot fantasy and I'm sorry that offends you.I want you not to be within 100 metres of stables
>>33366906Big jiggly boobies
>>33366913Your preferences that some people might take offense to.
>>33366790>because I am oneand are you dating one?
>>33366896Okay, I will no longef judge for wanting to get buggered senseless by a horse.
>>33366909So some random unidentified guy has been hanging off a bridge and they're just gonna cut him down and leave him to fend for himself? No sir, gonna be an ambulance on the scene.
>>33366906f, I seem to have a soft spot for white trash wordsmiths full of rage with a big cock
>>33366908like 2 years or 20?
>>33366906Uhhhhhhh
Big titties
>>33366920>fend for himselfwdym? I‘m there too
>>33366897Why is that something that needs to be specially done with genz men?
>>33366914Have you forgotten about me already
>>33366906Pale rosy skin and I don't like very short girls.
Also, I really appreciate a thick head of hair.
And no skeletons. Must have some meat on her.
>>33366906M
1. Really fucking high libido
2. I want to be able to show them off. I want them to make me look good for being able to date them.
3. Being into drugs would be nice, totally optional though. Alcohol on the other hand is probably non-optional
4. A rare ethnicity would be preferable. I mean like Chukchi or Dinka.
Both genders,
How would you feel if your gf/bf broke up with you because they didn't have your exact preferred trait?
>>33366926because they were raised on a steady diet of unlimited easy access porn?
>>33366915If you think that I can't tell the difference between a real life horse and a conscious fantasy creature that doesn't exist, you're giving me too little credit as a person.
>>33366931M
Mad as fuck and also very disappointed in them. Like apply yourself. Pathetic behaviour desu
>>33366931f, like he did not understand how love works at all
>>33366919A CENTAUR. Not a horse.
>>33366912How do you fill the void of knowing that nobody is attracted to you? That nobody considers you worthy enough to be their partner? How do you handle knowing that there's not a person waiting for you, going our of their way because they want to see you happy?
Hol up, yall got FINE SHYTS !?
>>33366925So do you just sit there while I beg you to get me down and promise not to jork it
>>33366923Somewhere in the middle?
>>33366931M
I'd blame myself for expecting anything different and move on.
When I put aside my preferences people tell me I will be unhappy in the long run and when I enforce my preferences people tell me I’ll never find someone
Is there some secret balance I don’t understand?
>>33366906M
I like to think of myself as a pretty PC guy, BUT in terms of sexual preferences:
Probably wouldn't date an Enby, don't wanna deal with confusing gender fuckery when it comes to the bedroom
No severe mental illnesses
No obese girls.
Must have at least a somewhat attractive face.
Also, no dwarf ladies, like actual dwarfism. Sorry.
>>33366917That's every preference ever. So I guess I like beautiful youthful women with hourglass curves. Bonus points if they're a bit dorky or nerdy.
>>33366781>But yes based on your description I would expect she has had fairly impersonal sex and chances are the acts done on/to her were also rough or even painful.My poor baby girl :( i didn't even consider the possibility of rough and painful sex, I just thought it was mediocre at best. Is that a common experience for women with this sort of body count? Idky i had assumed since her body count was high like mine, she'd have amazing sex or smth
>Maybe because she hadn't had good sex yet...We've obviously never talked about sex w partners but some of her comments indicate a poor history of sex w her bfs and dates
It's actually so cute and super funny some of the things she's said to me while we're having sex
The first time i came in her mouth
>Oh wow I didn't know guys could cum from just blowjobs >wow cum doesn't taste nearly as bad as I thought it wouldWhen i came and she swallowed
>omg this is the first time, will I get pregnant from swallowing (she proceeded to google it and texted me nervously about it every day till she got her period)When we started dating and hadn't had sex yet, we did this dating/sex/love quiz and one of the questions was how imp is emotional connection to sex
>I said it's the absolute most important thing and that the sex with someone you're deeply connected to is one of the greatest things ever, and she kinda just nodded (as if she didn't really get what i meant) and we moved onCut to after we start having sex
>"Omg you were so right about sex being incredible with someone w emotional connection"Plus the handjob pattern + and the cumming from penetration comment
Honestly writing all this down is making me have even more affection for her. She's a sweetheart, i love her
Thank you my friend. Glad we could have this little discussion. Cheers
gender
you ever want to leave someplace like a job, rental or even just a town? all because of some minor, minute detail that you just can't seem to separate yourself from?
something like a 'curb your enthusiasm' "no, I didn't leave the microwave. It was already there when I walked in" but the other person saw you were the only other person in the room so they just deduce it was you... except its many times with many different things?
Feels like I'm being gaslit and there isn't anyone else there to speak up for me and vouch that it was indeed not me.
>>33366921So from what I'm hearing, you like gangster rappers but when they're crackers.
>>33366944Yes. You have to identify what's most important and make those nonnegotiable. Aside from that, let your preferences lightly guide your search while you're open to the possibility of meeting someone who doesn't fit those preferences but may fit your requirements.
>>33366949I didn't leave that 'thing' in the microwave**
Women, would you date a guy who does psychedelics or party drugs (ecstasy, ketamine,etc)
>>33366940maybe
maybe I would instead take you to the forest, chain you to a tree, feed you and wash you and let your horny build up until you get a boner and then slowly tease you until you can‘t hold it back any longer
all done
>>33366953Not if he does them with any regularity.
>>33366939I've never been able to read shyt as shawty. It's always been fine shits to me.
>>33366931M. That would honestly feel like shit.
>>33366900NEVER GIVE UP ANON
>>33366905No, I never want to lose him. I cried myself to sleep the other night worrying about that. He is my precious angel.
I just like when he sucks at doing regular things. The appeal of the more serious mental health issues is healing him out of them, but it's still hot if he fails a class or something. It's a delicate balance, anon.
>>33366918You can judge
>>33366892
>>33366944Well what are your preferences
>>33366950kinda but it can take different forms
I do like men that like to live with intensity and have an affinity for language, it doesn‘t have to be crack and rap, it could be poetry and mushrooms instead
>>33366931>if your gf/bf broke up with you because they didn't have your exact preferred trait?Are you sure you wrote what you meant to write?
A partner breaks up with me, because THEY don't have a "trait" I prefer...?
>>33366933You never know what girls do when ovulating
>>33366944Different people have different perspectives on life. You're responsible for your own choices.
>>33366954mhm, he was my first and only celebrity crush and apparently I never grew out of it
>>33366957isn't that what is supposed to be?
>>33366906A certain degree of BPD or bipolar.
>>33366961White, no drinking, smoking, or vaping
>>33366955How long would this process even take. Also I'd scream at the top of my lungs like an animal in my withdrawal but I supposed that won't raise any concerns in a forest
>>33366963>A partner breaks up with me, because THEY don't have a "trait" I prefer...?Yeah. Like height or something
>>33366960Is it hot if he smacks himself in the head while saying stupid stupid stupid
I cleaned my room and it already looks dirty what the fuck
>>33366975idk, depends on how deep the purging has to go to retrieve your animal instinct what do you think?
yeah, nobody will hear your screams
plus I would pat your head and say there there if that is any consolation
>>33366962>crack and rapAnonette, that's not what 'cracker' means in this context.
>>33366971That doesn't sound very unreasonable. Is that it. What if he was fat.
>>33366976That seems incredibly nonsensical.
>>33366980you must imagine sysiphus happy
>sissi puss haha
>>33366980Yeah, Anon, what the fuck?
>>33366969I dunno it doesn't make much sense to me.
>>33366964The worst I do is masturbate in my office at work. All my cringe ovulation compulsions are private and only affect myself.
>>33366978Honestly yes. Activates the maternal instinct and sexuality crossed wires.
>>33366984yeah, realized too late but that too
I do like the pale, skinny heroin chic aesthetic
>>33366980It won't be dirty once you leave the room.
>>33366960>it's still hot if he fails a class or somethingLosers, we're winning...
What if he only fails because he doesn't do the assignments, even if he aces the final test or a more difficult/interesting assignment? (This was basically my college experience until dropping out)
>>33366931why'd we get in a relationship then?
Men and women who have licked or sucked a nipple (as an adult of course)
How does it taste and feel in your mouth?
>>33366985Not ideal but I can look past it if he’s active and healthy
>>33366986How come? you're basically settling for them. Why would i not want to be with someone who sees me as their first choice?
>>33366993trash is valuable sometimes
why do fat women prefer skinny men?
>>33366999It doesn't taste different than regular skin.
>>33366949Male
I don't know what you're talking about but yes I regularly think about just dropping my job when I feel particularly anti social and unappreciated
I'm sure the same would go for my living space and location if I could afford to change either
>>33366982Maybe 3-5 months if it's really bad
I would weep softly as you did that because my balls would be on the brink of exploding
Would you spoon feed me porridge and wash me with the jet mode on the garden hose
>>33366938What void? I learned I was ugly at age 7 and simply built my personality and confidence around things that aren't as shallow and fleeting.
>worthy enoughRelationships are not about worth, they're about opportunity and effort. Plenty of people 'worse' than me are in relationships and it's neither wrong nor is it a slight to me.
>How do you handle knowing that there's not a person waiting for you, going our of their way because they want to see you happy?You don't need a romantic partner for that and back when I dated he did not provide any of that for me anyway. For him the relationship was about sex, ego, and fulfilling societal expectations rather than anything he had consciously decided he genuinely wanted.
Either way I'm introverted and I prefer solitude to having to think about who's waiting for me and how I'm going to repay the attention that I never asked for.
>>33366994>Losers, we're winning...But if I'm winning then I'm not a loser which means I'm not winning which means I'm losing which means I'm a loser...
>>33367004More food for her.
>>33367002Maybe I'm just not that fixated or maybe I would not even be with somebody if it was really that much of an issue for me.
So yeah, I think your assumption is poor.
>>33367008yeah, thats a long time but it will be worth it, I promise
>spoon feed yes, ofc
>hose off maybe if you need to be cooled down, otherwise sponge bath
>>33367000Who exactly is telling you you won't find someone like this, they sound like a turbo gorilla retard
>>33367026>Sponge bathHow cute
And what will you do once we're done
>>33366906M
Genuine masochist, someone who wants to be taken just a little further than what they can handle, and then comforted. Not into pain for it's own sake, for me it's about dipping her into a place of no control, then bringing her back, and getting to enjoy witnessing the emotional and sexual rush she gets from it.
>>33367035harvest the fruits of my labor by draining you
>>33367027Older people i guess
>>33367061Don't let some shrivelled boomer tell you how to live life
>>33366971I take it you are black?
>>33366931>>33367002I think it really depends on what the preference-holding partner said that led to this. If it was explicitly said to your face that they are settling, the preference-holding partner is being incredibly disrespectful, yes. But if it's an assumption, that's where it's reaching a bit. Also a big difference between a partner mentioning their preferences to you personally vs learning about a partner's preferences with a degree of separation-- eg conversations said to a friend group before you were dating, rumors, etc
You are deciding for your partner what is going on in their head. You are deciding that they are settling, that they wouldn't pick you first, that they would prefer to be with someone else, that they are disappointed with your trait. Those things may not be true. If they are assholes and love to remind you of those things, yes, break up. But if they are unsaid, then it sounds more like self-sabotaging insecurity.
>>33366931Very mad. Because I don't get into relationships with people that I'm not absolutely attracted towards.
>>33366999Taste is like skin.
Texture is a lovely soft wrinkled nuance. Fun to explore.
>>33366931Like he is pretty stupid, it's been five years, he had time to make up his mind.
That said, now in an early relationship I'd just be baffled and feel
>>33366936 pretty much. But if I'd been twenty it would have given me a complex for sure.
>>33367002Your first choice is the person you want to be with, all things considered. That does not imply every single trait they possess is how you would technically design it in a lab. Like how a house can be your dream house overall without every single feature being exactly your preference. And if you are giddy with excitement over landing your dream house, you are not going to care that technically the staircase is a different kind than you envisioned or whatever - you just feel like a lucky fucker for having your dream house to begin with.
>>33366944>when I enforce my preferences people tell me I’ll never find someone>>33366971>White, no drinking, smoking, or vaping>>33367061>Older people i guessThose aren't unreasonable preferences.
There's pushback for preferring white, because "lol racist". If you aren't racist, that's not a limiting preference
Many people drink or smoke and get defensive over the idea over it. They might reject the idea of finding someone who doesn't do what they do as unreasonable.
I will add that many social interactions involve drinking alcohol, so that does limit your selection somewhat. But not dramatically.