Thread 33365075

I want to have an affair with my neighbor's wife... um... any advice?

I'm gonna keep it vanilla and say, stick to your wife.

>>33365075 (OP)
Kill yourself.

>>33365075 (OP)
If you can fight very well sure. Also if you have firearms pull the “self defense” card if he tries to fight you shoot him.
Simple as.

>>33365075 (OP)
>I want to have an affair with my neighbor's wife... um... any advice?
Don't.

>>33365075 (OP)
dont do it case, its not worth the extra mcnuggets

>>33365075 (OP)
Don't. Not worth it.

>>33365075 (OP)
Literally one of the commandments is not to do that, bud.

>>33365075 (OP)
don't
if you're going to do it, start by moving
keep contact and fuck her later, once she's not your neighbor anymore.

>>33365075 (OP)
Um... Don't do that maybe... Uh... I think it's considered um... Nigger behaviour...

Not op but
>hijabi neighbour with giant bimbo tits and ass
>acts giddy and exicted when she sees me
>if shes on the phone with her husband, mouths to me silently, then finds a reason in her babble to end the call and talks to me
>once said I can come up for tea anytime
>her husband is a chubby short manlet
>shes literally a fertility goddess
>spent entirety of covid nutting in another hijabis mouth so now I have a fetish

Fuck man, I get it so bad. I have health problems so cant have a regular relationship and wish she was mine. But i just trudge on. Its hard but i have a clean conscience.

>>33365075 (OP)
Ask him

>>33367012
It's funny when I hear people saying Islam would fix women. So many of them hate their husbands because of forced marriage and have all the time in the world to do shit like this because their husbands are either away in another country or work all day while they stay at home. Then they put on an act when family visits and pretend to be pious.

All I can say is, be careful, her clitoris might be mutilated and it's not a pretty sight.

>>33365075 (OP)
kill yourself. rats who betray their fellow man should be executed in town square, with their family disgraced and publicly shamed.
i hope the guy finds out and kills you

>>33365144
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>>33371209
these white knight leftist cucks think that it's not the woman's fault if she chooses to cheat with her neightbor, but OP's fault
they think that women are equal, but also can't be held responsible for their own actions

>>33365075 (OP)
waffl haus
https://voca.ro/1kkFQgSPXgqu

>>33371440
meds time