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Anonymous No.33365075 >>33365144 >>33365974 >>33366100 >>33366230 >>33366280 >>33366293 >>33366336 >>33366349 >>33367142 >>33371209 >>33371450
I want to have an affair with my neighbor's wife... um... any advice?
Zach No.33365111
I'm gonna keep it vanilla and say, stick to your wife.
Anonymous No.33365144 >>33371440
>>33365075 (OP)
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.33365974 >>33371440
>>33365075 (OP)
If you can fight very well sure. Also if you have firearms pull the β€œself defense” card if he tries to fight you shoot him.
Simple as.
Anonymous No.33366100
>>33365075 (OP)
>I want to have an affair with my neighbor's wife... um... any advice?
Don't.
Anonymous No.33366230
>>33365075 (OP)
dont do it case, its not worth the extra mcnuggets
Anonymous No.33366280
>>33365075 (OP)
Don't. Not worth it.
Anonymous No.33366293 >>33371440
>>33365075 (OP)
Literally one of the commandments is not to do that, bud.
Anonymous No.33366336
>>33365075 (OP)
don't
if you're going to do it, start by moving
keep contact and fuck her later, once she's not your neighbor anymore.
Anonymous No.33366349 >>33371440
>>33365075 (OP)
Um... Don't do that maybe... Uh... I think it's considered um... Nigger behaviour...
Anonymous No.33367012 >>33367658
Not op but
>hijabi neighbour with giant bimbo tits and ass
>acts giddy and exicted when she sees me
>if shes on the phone with her husband, mouths to me silently, then finds a reason in her babble to end the call and talks to me
>once said I can come up for tea anytime
>her husband is a chubby short manlet
>shes literally a fertility goddess
>spent entirety of covid nutting in another hijabis mouth so now I have a fetish

Fuck man, I get it so bad. I have health problems so cant have a regular relationship and wish she was mine. But i just trudge on. Its hard but i have a clean conscience.
Anonymous No.33367142
>>33365075 (OP)
Ask him
Anonymous No.33367179
Anonymous No.33367658
>>33367012
It's funny when I hear people saying Islam would fix women. So many of them hate their husbands because of forced marriage and have all the time in the world to do shit like this because their husbands are either away in another country or work all day while they stay at home. Then they put on an act when family visits and pretend to be pious.

All I can say is, be careful, her clitoris might be mutilated and it's not a pretty sight.
Anonymous No.33371209 >>33371440
>>33365075 (OP)
kill yourself. rats who betray their fellow man should be executed in town square, with their family disgraced and publicly shamed.
i hope the guy finds out and kills you
Anonymous No.33371440 >>33371509
>>33365144
>>33365974
>>33366293
>>33366349
>>33371209
these white knight leftist cucks think that it's not the woman's fault if she chooses to cheat with her neightbor, but OP's fault
they think that women are equal, but also can't be held responsible for their own actions
Anonymous No.33371450
>>33365075 (OP)
waffl haus
https://voca.ro/1kkFQgSPXgqu
Anonymous No.33371509
>>33371440
meds time