>>33367855 (OP)First date. We have a nice dinner, then we take a walk around the city before ending up at a cocktail bar. At this point, we have absolutely nothing left to talk about as we are both extremely introverted. We sit there for what feels like eternity, with another couple being all touchy touchy at the table next to us. Finally, it's time to go, so we walk to the bus station. I go full meta and start dissecting the disaster that just unfolded. Inexplicably, she floats the idea of going to the cinema together. We board our buses and go home. I never interacted with her again in any way, shape, or form.
So that was my best date. It was also my only date, but well. After five years, I'm beginning to wonder if I should have taken her up on her offer to go see a movie together...