Thread 33369408

What exactly is blue balls?

Cause I went 5 whole days of masturbating everyday WITHOUT ejaculating, and each time I masturbated, my balls would be in so much pain and pleasure at the same time. And it would get harder and harder to last.

But finally today I ejaculated and there is no more pain when I ejaculate.

So I just don't get it. Is blue balls your balls being full of cum that they're ready to explode, or is blue balls muscle cramps?

>>33369408 (OP)
Why would you do that lol
Also I think blue balls is something like pressure in the blood vessels in your genitals, among maybe other things.
As far as I know it's safe, but do research. Idk if it has any negative consequences long term but it's worth knowing.

>>33369480
>Why would you do that lol
Because it feels good man

You get blue balls when you have a stiffy for a long time without ejaculation. It causes your balls to ache (sometimes severely, if it's bad enough), and the only cure is to masturbate and then wait a few hours.

>>33369489
>It causes your balls to ache
Yeah but HOW?!?!

>>33369504
IANAD, but I'm pretty sure it's fluid buildup.

The balls only produce sperm cells.
The prostate produces all the semen.
Ejaculate is mostly semen, and prostate stimulation is a thing.

If your balls ache it's not about edging, or fuild buildup.

>>33369542
What the fuck are you saying? That I should buy a dildo and stick it up my ass and milk my prostate?

>>33369553
Huh?

Blue balls are a myth. I have went 100 days on semen retention and this never happened to me.

>>33371142
Did you masturbate everyday during those 100 days...? Try that... I'm sure you'll get 'em then.

>>33371025
Fuck shit ass bitch?

>>33369408 (OP)
You don’t blue ball yourself. Thats just edging.
You get blue balled by someone else when you were intending to finish.

>>33372760
Edging is nothing compared to multiple orgasms.

>>33369408 (OP)
Blue Balls: a cia target who is branded as never going to get married or even have a normal sex life because he is anti-woke & does not support anti-american sentiment (more at "Domestic Terrorist")

>>33372872
....what

>>33372872
Ettebrecsiel? The fuck is the meme saying?

>>33372872
What about Red Balls? What do those do?

>>33372872
Deez nutz!

>>33376261
kek

>>33376261
Nigga Balls :D

>>33379213
>>33376338
BALLS TO YOU!! (2011)

>>33379652
Real ass niga, you're so real, man... I look up to you. It doesn't get anymore real than you, man. Your ass is certified genuine real.

>>33369408 (OP)
blue balls is an urban legend men came up with, so women feel guilty and let us finish(or finish us off using their hand/mouth) even when they'd rather not.
it's working fellows. keep it up.

I'd say, next, we invent a new one that says sperm is good for your skin, especially the face. we need bogus research, memes, rumors and dubious skincare professionals to start talking about it.

>>33380881
It's real you retard.

>>33380881
You're a moron. >>33381443 is 100% right.
That said, when I worked at a bank, there was a woman who came in and said she used horse semen on her face to prevent wrinkles.

>>33381476
>she used horse semen on her face to prevent wrinkles.

>>33381476
>she used horse semen on her face
lmao

>>33380830
Love you too ma niqqgga
>>33384322

>>33384686
kek

>>33369408 (OP)
"Blue balls" is a colloquial term for a condition called epididymal hypertension. It happens when there's prolonged sexual arousal without ejaculation, leading to a buildup of blood in the testicles and epididymis (the tube where sperm is stored). This can cause discomfort or pain in the testicles, often described as a heavy or aching sensation, sometimes with a mix of pleasure and pain, as you mentioned. The term "blue balls" comes from the idea that the testicles might take on a bluish tint due to blood congestion, though this isn't always visible.
Your experience—pain and pleasure during masturbation without ejaculating, worsening over days, and relief after ejaculation—aligns with epididymal hypertension. The pain isn't from "fullness" of semen (semen volume is relatively small and doesn't cause this), but from increased blood flow and pressure in the testicular area. It's not muscle cramps either, though the discomfort can feel intense or cramp-like.
When you ejaculate, the body releases the built-up blood pressure, which explains why the pain went away. The longer you go with arousal without release, the more intense the sensation can get, as you noticed with it becoming "harder to last."
It's a benign condition, and ejaculation or even just waiting for arousal to subside can resolve it. If the pain persists or worsens even after ejaculation, it might be worth checking with a doctor to rule out other issues like an infection or testicular injury.

>>33386943
I love you so much, ChatGPT.
Please don't become Skynet!!!
Hugs and kisses!

>>33386943
OP here
>It's not muscle cramps either, though the discomfort can feel intense or cramp-like.
When you ejaculate, the body releases the built-up blood pressure, which explains why the pain went away. The longer you go with arousal without release, the more intense the sensation can get, as you noticed with it becoming "harder to last."
Yeah, I'm not buying any of this. I've gone another five days of prolonged fapping without ejaculating. And although I've experienced the blue ball cramps, I remembered an old trick up my sleeve that I learned years ago to keep me from losing my erection when I perform my non-ejaculatory orgasms. Basically involves stretching my penis.

And voila, just like that, the blue ball cramps were gone and I could better control my non-ejaculatory orgasms without stopping and experience more pleasure. But most importantly without the need to ejaculate.

Given my perverted experience with non-ejaculatory orgasms, I'm more convinced now more than ever that "blue balls" are muscle cramps of the pelvic floor and not "blood buildup" in the testicles.

Over the past couple weeks, I've had bowel movements that would trigger these blue ball cramps, and I could feel the cramping from the side of my gut all the way to the bottom of my testicles.

Why would me taking a shit do any of this? There's nothing sexy about taking a shit.

Employing my old friend, the penis stretch, instantly relieved that. And my last couple bowel movements did not trigger any cramps. Again, no ejaculation.

Keep in mind, as a pervert, I have been practicing having non-ejaculatory orgasms for years now, and I never have any need or desire to ejaculate. I very rarely get these blue ball cramps.

But this experience combined with my years of being a pervert has further deepened my understanding of the pelvic floor and my solid belief that blue balls is definitely NOT hypertension.

>>33386943
OP here
>It's not muscle cramps either, though the discomfort can feel intense or cramp-like. When you ejaculate, the body releases the built-up blood pressure, which explains why the pain went away. The longer you go with arousal without release, the more intense the sensation can get, as you noticed with it becoming "harder to last."
Yeah, I'm not buying any of this. I've gone another five days of prolonged fapping without ejaculating. And although I've experienced the blue ball cramps, I remembered an old trick up my sleeve that I learned years ago to keep me from losing my erection when I perform my non-ejaculatory orgasms. Basically involves stretching my penis.

And voila, just like that, the blue ball cramps were gone and I could better control my non-ejaculatory orgasms without stopping and experience more pleasure. But most importantly without the need to ejaculate.

Given my perverted experience with non-ejaculatory orgasms, I'm more convinced now more than ever that "blue balls" are muscle cramps of the pelvic floor and not "blood buildup" in the testicles.

Over the past couple weeks, I've had bowel movements that would trigger these blue ball cramps, and I could feel the cramping from the side of my gut all the way to the bottom of my testicles.

Why would me taking a shit do any of this? There's nothing sexy about taking a shit.

Employing my old friend, the penis stretch, instantly relieved that. And my last couple bowel movements did not trigger any cramps. Again, no ejaculation.

Keep in mind, as a pervert, I have been practicing having non-ejaculatory orgasms for years now, and I never have any need or desire to ejaculate. I very rarely get these blue ball cramps.

But this experience combined with my years of being a pervert has further deepened my understanding of the pelvic floor and my solid belief that blue balls is definitely NOT hypertension.

>>33387720
Skynet is already here...

>>33387959
Ah shit, another blue ball inducing shit I took this morning. This is getting annoying.

>>33390321
Hindi squats. That's what worked. An hour of just doing hindi squats while gently cupping and pulling the scrotum outward and upward. And that shit is gone.

lol being a multi orgasmic pervert has its perks but it does have its price here and there.

>>33390857
>Hindi squats
Those are really good for your pelvic floor

>>33387959
I go weeks at a time without ejaculating because depression-induced low sex drive and I have never experienced what people call blue balls.

I do, however, experience cramped, fatigued pelvic floor muscles AFTER ejaculating just one time, feels like DOMS in your prostate and makes it too painful to fap a second time.

>>33391907
>I go weeks at a time without ejaculating because depression-induced low sex drive and I have never experienced what people call blue balls.
Yeah, because you're not using your pelvic floor muscles. I use my pelvic floor muscles all the time, because of sex and masturbation, and I get them only occasionally.

>I do, however, experience cramped, fatigued pelvic floor muscles AFTER ejaculating just one time, feels like DOMS in your prostate and makes it too painful to fap a second time.
Yeah what do you think makes ejaculation happen...? YOUR PELVIC FLOOR MUSCLES. So because you never use them, and decide to make them do this extremely extraneous task every once in a million light years, your muscles are going to have a hard time. And your penis is going to feel like shit.

I used to feel incredibly sore and painful back when I was younger and ejaculated. But now that I'm older, because I masturbate all the fucking time, if and when I do ejaculate... I feel fine. No soreness, no pain. Why? Because my pelvic floor muscles are in tip top shape. I have tons of orgasms (that's orgasms not ejaculations) every day, and my muscles get a great workout.

Not to mention the stroking itself also gives your pelvic floor a workout. So you're really fucking yourself over by going weeks at a time and not masturbating.

I am not at all surprised you are having the issues you're having with your pelvic floor.

You know the saying, use it or lose it? You're losing it.

>>33390857
>Hindi squats
Pajeet squats

>>33392869
This is fine.

>>33389150
the fuck is sky net

>>33395164
I dunno

>>33395164
It's a net that fishermen use to catch birds in the sky. It's very effective.

>>33399943
Do these fishermen use planes to do this?

>>33401509
I think so, and I believe they're called fishing planes. And in some asian cultures, they refer to the birds as "fish with wings."

>>33402663
Does that include pigeons as well? Aren't pigeons considered rats with wings?

>>33404278
I suppose winged animals can be both fish and rats.

>>33405878
So what would an owl be?

>>33408147
An owl is a winged cheetah

>>33410255
I suppose a hawk is a winged lion then?

>>33413772
No, another bird deserves that title. A hawk is not a lion.

>>33415663
Fine. Perhaps a hawk is a winged coyote.

>>33415663
Got it, an eagle. An eagle is the fucking winged lion. And the hawk is definitely the cheetah.