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Anonymous No.33372876 [Report] >>33372909 >>33372919 >>33372935 >>33372939 >>33373319 >>33374225 >>33374243 >>33374258 >>33374315
Hi so my girlfriend is a "virgin" (her exes were only allowed to finger lick and get their dick sucked) and she's like super perverted and watches yaoi all the time. She's heavily autistic. She has massive tits. How do I convince her to have sex with me
Anonymous No.33372884 [Report]
She claims to be catholic and goes to mass every sunday btw
Anonymous No.33372909 [Report] >>33372918
>>33372876 (OP)
Do you intend to marry her one day?
Anonymous No.33372918 [Report] >>33372928
>>33372909
Yeah
Anonymous No.33372919 [Report]
>>33372876 (OP)
>yaoi
say you've always wanted a girl who would watch you get topped but never really felt the sexual connection you'd need for that sort of deep trust
Anonymous No.33372928 [Report] >>33372937
>>33372918
That's nice, man. Anyway she probably won't wanna have sex until she at least feels you are definitely gonna stick around. Ideally married first before sex.
Anonymous No.33372935 [Report] >>33372945
>>33372876 (OP)
>She's heavily autistic.
just walk up to her and be like I AM INITIATING SEX PROTOCOLS
Anonymous No.33372937 [Report]
>>33372928
Oh the horror blowjobs only kek
Anonymous No.33372939 [Report] >>33372977 >>33374349
>>33372876 (OP)
Why do women like yaoi anyway? Is it because they don’t like women in their porn?
Anonymous No.33372945 [Report]
I'll settle for what I can get I guess

>>33372935
You jest but it's really like that bro
Anonymous No.33372977 [Report]
>>33372939
confident dominant men are what they like, and nothing is more confident and dominant than turning another man into a receptive sissy
Anonymous No.33372991 [Report] >>33373506 >>33373531
Why do catholics do that shit anyway, like they'll let you do anything other than stick your dick up their holes (some even think ass is fine)
Anonymous No.33373319 [Report]
>>33372876 (OP)
>big tits [dropped in the middle of an unrelated discussion]
Partner selection criteria issue.
Anonymous No.33373481 [Report]
Label her as for anal sex ONLY and see how she reacts.
Anonymous No.33373506 [Report]
>>33372991
Same reason Jews kill chickens and put wires around their ghettos. Oh they’re “technically” still a virgin and they fooled God.
Anonymous No.33373531 [Report] >>33374263
>>33372991
Because they are wise and holy. Women breaking their virginity is extremely sacred to God. God is a girl dad, He wants His daughters to know 100% if the man they choose will be faithful and capable of taking care of them for the rest of their lives, as well as being a good father to their children, before they let him deflower her. Sex is very sacred. It joins two people together. If you have sex with more than one person, your heart gets fragmented. You'll always have a bond with the person you had sex with, and you'll yearn for them if you guys split up. There are many many spiritual implications of deflowering a virgin that belongs to God. Im a man and if i knew back then just how serious God takes these things, i wouldnt have had sex with them. He's making me pay forsure and i deserve to suffer for it. I know now and have a lot more respect for God and women. If i love you, i can keep my sexual drive at bay until i make the decision if i think a women is the one for me. I really really wish i took this serious a lot sooner and really understood what i was doing back then. But i can only keep growing and do better moving forward. No sex until marriage. Also, i need women to guard themselves, as well as men who are tempted to be pulled into homo behavior. If you're a man who has indulged in anal sex, you will need deliverance over your rectum. It gives the devil legal access to infect it with demons. Hearing this was enough for me to not engage. This also applies for women. Love you guys.
Anonymous No.33374225 [Report]
>>33372876 (OP)
>How do I convince her to have sex with me

Any woman who needs to be "convinced" to have sex is a waste of time and nothing else.
Look for a girl who jumps your dick on her own, the other ones are not worth it.

Also how is she your grilfriend without even having sex? Are you 15 years old?
Anonymous No.33374243 [Report] >>33374315
>>33372876 (OP)
I had the same situation and I know what I did. But I'm not sure that my method can be applied in your case.
Anonymous No.33374258 [Report]
>>33372876 (OP)
>yeah bro i just watch cp and give free blowjobs, but my pussy has never had a dick inside
>i AM a literal saint

she sounds like a retarded whore. just make out and then slowly go or it
Anonymous No.33374263 [Report]
>>33373531
take you meds deluded schizo
Anonymous No.33374315 [Report]
>>33372876 (OP)
>>33374243
If she loves Anemia and yaoi ...
Probably likes a little "forced" - If you understand what I mean
Can you make her drink a little, that will also unblock her..... But today it is all very risky
Anonymous No.33374349 [Report]
>>33372939
From what I've heard the "bottom" in fujoshit is often more like a woman (emotionally and even physically) than a man. Still not sure why you couldn't just read m/f stuff but whatever.