How can I as a neet start making money even though I live in the middle of nowhere with no car?

>>33375972 (OP)
If you have a bank account I guess you can do online work and then direct deposit. Also, some kind of ebay business where you sell things through the post office

>>33376052
I'm not OP but have a similar problem. This won't work for me because that sounds like working. And that I don't want to do

>>33376101
Oh then ummm, idk, tell your ass on the backpages. Getting money usually involves working

This was me at 17. I lived 30 minutes by car from civilization. My dad was basically forced to buy me a car, because nothing else was possible. I don't think any other thing is possible short-term. Long-term, yeah, computer internet skill building for a year or two might get you a little income.

>>33376052
\what online work is available to a tard with no computer knowledge?

>>33376101
Enjoy not having any money, dumbass. Even if you have a passive income plan, you need capital to start so you will have to work to get some of that. Maybe you can get on disability for your mental retardation though.

>>33375972 (OP)
>How can I as a neet
I won't read any further. You know the thread is going exactly nowhere.

>>33376888
none
>>33375972 (OP)
move

>>33377243
How do I move when I have no car and no money?
Do I just pick a direction and start walking?

>>33378169
Yes. What you have to lose is life at your parents' with dwindling resources while they age

>>33376258
>>33376943
Eh, I dunno about getting a job. Working kind of seems like the type of thing stupid people do when they need money. Don't really want to give my time away so some dick head manager gets paid more than me

>>33375972 (OP)
r/beermoney is where it's at... Online surveys and other stuff for some spare change. Take in your aluminum cans to the bottle depot... You could also try CPU/GPU mining ASIC-resistant cryptocurrencies like XMR with whatever electronic devices you have. That's a quick way to make a few extra dollars here and there. You could become an artist of any sort, maybe putting out music or SoundCloud or selling game assets you made in Blender on the Unity Asset Store. Hell, you could even become an indie game developer if you wanted to. If you live out in the boondocks on some land, you could have a "hobby farm" and rent out a stall at the closest town's farmer's market every fall. Just be creative with ts bro, there's money everywhere; most people just aren't trained to see it.

>>33378377
You dont have to work a job forever and you're not going to just be handed startup capital for no reason. Congratulations, you already ARE a stupid person.

>>33378427
In some countries, startup capital is stupidly easy to access. If you have a good business plan / idea, there are government grants out the ass if you want them. In my country, at least, starting a business is literally a single page of paperwork and a $60 filing fee.

https://www.canada.ca/en/services/benefits/finder.html

Have you thought about going back to school?

>>33375972 (OP)
No matter where you live you can make yourself useful to somebody and make money. The more, "middle of nowhere" the more likely some farmer needs someone to run irrigation, a fat old lady needs lawn care, someone needs help hanging drywall, etc. The trick is to hustle your neighbors. Saunter up to their door and ask, "any woark m'lord?" like a medieval peasant.

Not having a car in the middle of nowhere is a huge problem, though. You need to figure out how to solve that. A lot of people have piece of shit cars they don't use anymore. Try to find one of those, it's likely someone will loan you a car specifically to get to work so you can buy your own car.

>>33378445
Deadass, an old moped like a Honda Ruckus or something is where it's at. PLPD insurance is absolutely dirt cheap alongside the cost to fill your tank every 100km.

>>33378433
I would honestly very much like to
Despite all the discussion about how worthless college has become, I've always enjoyed learning about the sciences, and the little boy in me still wants to make robots and cyborgs.
So in the meantime I study in my own time.
I was terrible at math in high school, going back through it im finding it fun. Learning some programming as well. I love doing it, even though everything I hear online is how oversaturated the market is and how theres almost no chance of getting a job

>>33378807
I would definitely encourage you to do it if you can. I have a "useless" history degree that i did while i worked part time. I knew it wouldn't directly get me in the door to any jobs, but there are many jobs where without a degree the door isn't even open. But beyond that I was able to study something I loved, learned many interesting things, wrote papers I was proud to put my name on, and at the end of it felt a real sense of accomplishment from starting something hard and seeing it through to the end. Then it actually did help me get a job, so it was far from useless.

>>33375972 (OP)
get a moped to commute

Technically, I have a car that my parents have said is mine. But it was their old car that they left unused and with unpaid tags for years. They have said that they're going to pay the tags up and let me have that car but here we are months and years later and the car still sits unpayed
I try not to bug them about it because I don't want to feel or seem ungrateful, they are giving me a car, but I just wish that they didn't flake like this. And I wish that "we'll pay up the tags so you can drive it" didn't have the small print "sometime in the next decade"