Thread 33376566

Old: >>33374779

Men, what the fuck does the response "I like the pockets" mean after I sent a guy I'm seeing a pic of my ass in new jeans?

>>33376570
It means he likes the pockets
Maybe show us a pic jk

>>33376570
Tried to compliment you without being lewd. Back pockets are also usually designed to visually optimize the ass view so it was a roundabout way of saying your ass is good I bet.

>>33376570
Stop swearing if you're a female. It's not attractive.

>>33376566 (OP)
Does anyone actually want a bf?

I'm not trying to flame, but irl doesn't seem to be functioning.

My grandfather married after 3 months of knowing my grandmother, both in thier early 20s, and they had 8 kids on a shoestring budget. They where not farmers.

I'm a 34 kissless virgin, with a stable job and more money than I can spend, and women either ghost, or fucking insult me for even trying.

Inb4 you dont ask, you're ugly or you're mean.

>>33376572
Not happening.
>>33376574
I'll choose to take it this way, I guess.
>>33376576
Also not happening. Swearing is fun.

i gotta say the inability of women to see they're dating out of their league then getting ghosted while ignoring 80% of men is incredibly funny. how are they so clueless

>>33376570
It means your guy was struggling to come up with something witty yet inoffensive to say about your ass, and that it's hard to do so in a way that's also functionally communicative. He's not sure whether you want him to compliment your ass ("Wait, would I be objectifying her in a way that offends her?") or offer some sort of approval of your fashion sense or what.
If you send him ass-in-jeans pics to get lewd compliments, you're going to have to communicate your intentions a bit more. Maybe send him the same pic but without jeans and ask if he prefers this one.
Men are confused by modern social expectations and not very smart to begin with, so you need to train them to give you the response you want. When you get an ambiguous response, it's because you aren't training him hard enough.

>>33376570
the ass was so jarringly mid it knocked your boys mind into the tailor zone and he started analyzing the cut of the pocket and the stitching and found it satisfactory

>>33376583
> he hasn't looked at any of my stories
Can women see when you've been reading their propaganda? I guess I'm glad I don't have any socials.

>>33376570
He is playfuly teasing.

Women where a mistake

>>33376583
I mean she pretty much writese it there, she waited for a few weeks (longer than most guys are able to feign sincere interest in dating) with intimacy and she was emboldened because he took her to meet his friends - which is a weird move for a girl you want to pump and dump and if he makes a habit out of it I'm sure his friends won't appreciate it. He made an active effort to make it seem like he was woeing her seriously and it worked. Not that uncommon but still.

>>33376581
Potty mouth.

JH is a DEI lab hire.... It all makes so much sense

>>33376580
Of course, plenty of women do, I would say most single women do.

>your grandparents example
Look. Don't underestimate how much the times changed. For your grandparents, the life they would have been able to live on their own was incomparable to what they could achieve together. Grandfather never would have been able to both work and raise kids/do the household. Grandmother as a single mother never would have been able to be just another member of the community. They probably also both did not have enough money/resources/support to make it on their own, so pairing up meant they could have a family, roads opened up.

In modern times people get a LOT of messages about how easy it is to get into a relationship which slows you down and keeps you from where you want to be in life. This is an illusion because people still ultimately want love and companionship and belonging. But there's a lot of messages that sort of make it seem like it's pathetic to desire a relationship for its own sake, you should be fighting to better yourself every day until you're elite and can find your elite partner or whatever inane insta bullshit.

Basically it used to be incredibly aspirational for people to marry, that's why so many old stories are about who she'll pick to marry, for the woman at the time it wasn't just "who will I spend my life with" but "what standard of living will I get, where will I live" etc. It was her whole future. Now you can easily have a whole future without love. A relationship has become more of a luxury that can even threaten your goals in life. It is no longer the token way to get by in society.

>>33376596
what if JH is my lab tech at school :o

Gonna be honest here, Eva Mendes is not that hot or pretty.
Kind of like Lucy Liu, who is a subpar clichee-Chinese, she is a subpar clichee-latina.

>>33376570
It wasn't obvious enough from the pic that the intention was "look at my ass" or you don't come across as the kind of girl who would flirt that way

I NEED A HOT MID GIRL

>>33376614
I swear if will smith is giantess poster.

>>33376596
Maybe the worms started eating each other after being traumatized by the sight of JH gooning at work.

>>33376619
>Eva Mendes is not that hot or pretty
I want to drink her breast milk
>>33376622
Bro definitely goes on sizebooru

>>33376580
i would like a husband but i dont want kids or to be the sole housekeeper. i want a lifelong best friend who i can have sex and cuddle and do everything with. i have no idea if theres many men looking for that

>>33376622
Always refer to the iceberg.

>>33376621
You're gonna get a mid mad girl. For trying to min-max. *poof*

>>33376566 (OP)
Do women really masturbate to dick pics?

>>33376594
Fuck you.
>>33376596
Stop being retarded.
>>33376599
Then obviously don't say shit. Isn't that a 4chan rule?
>>33376623
I don't do that in front of the worms.
>>33376634
Rarely, but yes. Never to randos' dicks, though.

I have a coworker who really is getting close to friend, but she has not dug deep enough. On my other iceberg she is getting close to buddy which is the inbetween of good acquientence and friend. Just needs to keep digging deep and she'll be there.

>>33376629
> no kids
No way.

>>33376630
What is this measuring?
I've only seen iceberg in reference to levels of internet.
There's no map key, or legend.

>>33376583
Did she even text him? She said he texted her asking how the ride was. Maybe he wanted some effort from her too?

>>33376634
I mean it's happened for sure but no it's not something women do typically. If we want to look at dicks you can watch a man jerking off instead of just watching a static image of genitals... It's no different than how most guys wouldn't masturbate looking at a pic of a vagina.

>>33376641
The deeper you go into someone the more you love them. Surface level is just saying hi to one and another. Really really deep is having flirtious conversations for hours on end, and that I have never gotten to.

The deeper you go with someone, the more you know them.

>>33376645
> It's no different than how most guys wouldn't masturbate looking at a pic of a vagina.
You sweet, summer child...

>>33376649
Please anon, I've been here since 2009, I've seen it all. Of course some men would but there's a reason moving porn is more popular and there's a reason why when guys ask for pics they typically ask to see your tits or ass or even feet, rather than your hole. For women the equivalent to a sexy tits pic would also rather be outline/bulge, hand around it - teasing and leaving stuff to the imagination at the same time - than a straight up dick pic. It's hard to take one that looks good, harder than hinting at it.

>>33376645
>If we want to look at dicks you can watch a man jerking off instead
Why?

>>33376651
Guys who want feet pics are usually submissive and can't imagine themselves deserving to see more.

>>33376619
>this celeb isn't as attractive to me as i've heard someone express she is to him
>kind of like that other celeb when you consider the interracial sex aspect
>i formed both of these opinions naturally as i enjoy spending time thinking about such things
>hmm... i best share these insights. people will surely find them interesting
>discussing such things is stimulating and worth people's time
Why do moids have any of these thoughts inside of their heads? Is it a certain subset of moids or all of them?

>>33376649
What I don't get is how when I spent most of my childhood playing Mario games blissfully how the fuck do you all get hood smarts like real fucking quick. My God kids need to learn the history of George Washington, the mathematics of algebra, how read and write intelligibly, and how atoms exist, not how a fucking firearm works and if you twist your wrist it is a dead shot. My fucking God what the fuck is our generation.

>>33376652
For one thing genitals (imo) just look better in motion. A static image really invites you to nitpick details (is that a mole? is it really that purple or is that just the lighting?) when I don't think many people find penises or vulvas too pretty, they are just really hot to play with and experience. So moving images where you actually see the dick being used, the guy enjoying it and playing around with it, comes much closer to the real thing.

Then there's bonus stuff like hearing him moan or being able to add a psychological angle like you caught him jerking off or he's desperately jerking off for you because you told him to or whatever. It's just a popular porn genre for women, male solo.

>>33376647
I want to flirt with him.

>>33376654
Stop talking about me

>>33376654
For some sure but if you have a foot fetish it's also probably just what gets you off most effectively. Men that just find feet very erotic/pretty/feminine/whatever are a dime a dozen.

>>33376655
Men have their own thoughts and opinions on things and people. I know it's hard for foids to comprehend that anyone would go against the mainstream narrative but it's true. I personally think Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson are very meh looking and nothing special.

>>33376662
NTA but the point was not, why do you feel that way. It's more, why do you think people care or that it's interesting what your exact type is or how you rank celebrities.

>>33376661
Not for some, for all.
If a guy likes feet, know that he wants to watch his wife fuck other men while he sucks his bull's toes.

Resting my morning boner between jh thighs and giving her a big hug

>>33376655
I bet you are white.

>>33376668
Oh come off it. The desire to trace every less common kink/preference down to psycological pathology is really fucking prudish. People just like different things. You don't have to agree or understand. You can just enjoy your own things and not theorize on why others don't like the exact same stuff.

>>33376659
That dude is chill as Hell. Anyway, just remember the levels. Incels demand a woman jumps from acquientence to girlfriend for example, which is a huge problem. They assume if a girl locks eyes with them when they bump into each other and pick up each other books there's love, and no, gotta dig deeper. Gotta know more and more about each other. The two of you should dig deep into each other so much that you know each others childhood and hell at long term wife it should be so deep you know each others social, but again do not jump levels.

>>33376668
This has been true for me, the men that like feet have eventually revealed some sort of cuckold fetish down the line, I don't talk to them now for this reason.

men, what's a morning boner like, do you need to be necessarily turned on? i'm assuming not but anything to say about the matter?

>>33376673
>Incels demand a woman jumps from acquientence to girlfriend
Pretty sure women demand that since women would rather die than date their male friends

>>33376677
nope it just happens. i can be commuting to work and get a massive boner while riding the bus for no good reason.

>>33376677
Sometimes
I woke up thinking about a girl grabbing my waist with one hand and my wrist with the other while making out
But oftentimes I'm completely absentminded

>>33376677
Nah, morning wood is morning wood, usually I just need to pee

>>33376671
>every less common kink/preference
NTA and M, but this is retarded whataboutism on your end.
It was about a very specific shitty kink.

>>33376677
It doesn't come from arousal, it's just from blood flow increasing I think
Sometimes it can cause arousal though if something stimulates it enough, which is frustrating. It's also usually like maximum stiffness, at least for me, which rarely happens even if I'm aroused
It's altogether very inconvenient

>>33376669
At that point, it's just sex.

>>33376677
I wake up horny most days and a good morning fap or blowjob is the best way to get rid of that.
In a relationship, I'd see that as the norm most days.

>>33376673
>Incels demand a woman jumps from acquientence to girlfriend for example
I do not demand that but that's how it seems to work in movies and tv so that's what I try. I've never had success with strangers, acquaintances, or friends

>>33376684
Feet are literally just a bodypart and it's one of the more famous and common niche preferences to have. If that already makes you jump to wanting to be cucked if you enjoy that, you're not going to convince me homeboy is fine with wanting to hear about your wife's past sex experiences or eating your cum out of her cunt or crossdressing.

Feet is innocent AF all things considered, even basic as again it really is just a bodypart and even wanting to suck on sweaty toes is hardly more inherently submissive than wanting to eat ass and push your tongue inside.

>>33376658
>is that a mole? is it really that purple or is that just the lighting?
You speak like a professional who has seen a thousand penises.

Personally, I think motion makes it pornographic. I thought the point of nudes was to provide different value than pornographic content.

>>33376692
it's not famous, it's infamous, and only because people who have it are literally all cuckold creeps.

>>33376668
I'd rather kill myself than do that
Frankly I'd rather kill you for spreading this idea too

>>33376673
Yeah, there are still mysteries in my lore hunt. But I love researching.
"Monitoring you, like machines do"

>>33376584
>Maybe send him the same pic but without jeans and ask if he prefers this one
I actually like this one, but I can't bring myself to take or send underwear pics.

>>33376694
Kek, I haven't, I don't even enjoy watching them in porn in any way personally. But this is how I felt the times I did receive one.

>motion makes it pornographic
I don't disagree that nude moving imagery is pornographic and a picture doesn't have to be, it can be erotic without being porn. But then I'm not thinking of a straight up picture of an erect dick that leaves nothing to the imagination... That is porn to me as well.

>>33376680
Not quite anon. Levels are important. Now if you are at best friend and go to girlfriend and have beat the competition by actually doing something with your life, then it would be an easy level up in your relationship. You gotta keep leveling up your relationships until you get to long term wife.

>>33376696
I mean it seems you had intense experiences I can't speak for but I just became aware of it through movie scenes like in every Tarantino movie. Then started going on 4chan and realized how many guys would ask if a certain model also had feet pics available and all that. I have even only known one confirmed footfag irl but I still know how many there are just from internet.

>>33376692
>Feet is innocent AF all things considered
Irrelevant, because feetshitters are the most obnoxious.
They are even more annoying than furfags.

>>33376698
Yeah and Blue you are at the level known as good stranger in my other one, not acquientence yet, gotta dig deeper.

>>33376705
>Irrelevant, because feetshitters are the most obnoxious.
This is a different argument than them being deeply mentally disturbed and self-hating though. I have also found most footfags annoying but then again I will never know how many I did not recognize as such exactly because they weren't annoying about it. You are already looking at a specific crowd looking at the people who are (irl or online) vocal about their kinks.

>>33376704
You talk like you rape women.

>>33376711
I don't and I am a woman myself.

>>33376689
It never works that way and it would be very bad in sex if it did.

>>33376714
You think women can't rape women?
That tracks with the rapist talk.

>>33376677
It's a pretty strong boner, but no you don't need to be turned on for it to happen. It's a sign of good health imo since when I've had long periods of stress and bad sleep, it doesn't seem to happen.

How do i stay relevant in dating when sugar daddies are taking girls to little st james on the first date when all i can afford is comet pizza?

>>33376719
Bro I can't even afford that
Take a nice gal for some pizza

>>33376717
I literally said I don't just in case you wanted this theory disproven, so yeah I'm aware women can rape women.

>rapist talk
Are you really THAT salty I called you out for being prudish about a kink that puts you off?

>>33376719
Play in a different league

>>33376720
>>33376723
Whoosh

I love women

>>33376717
I'll tell you as a guy it kinda traumatizes in a surreal psychological horror kind of David Lynch way that women think Gay rape ain't real.

>>33376724
Congratulations you live in hipster Hell 2025 made by hipster banished to Hell 2005. What the fuck is an intent anymore?

Leg > feet

>>33376727
A lot of men also have trouble understanding how a woman could rape a man. It's a double standard that ties into the idea that sex is given by a man and accepted (or not) by a woman. How can a woman give unwanted sex if she's just a passive receiver?

Plus general misconceptions about sexual assault like that guys won't get hard if they don't want it or can easily push her off (well yeah but then you have freezing and all that, plus it's ingrained in most men not to hurt women physically).

>>33376731
You have Bukowski on your side, famous leg man.

>>33376683
i heard it's hard or uncomfortable to pee when you have ome

>>33376700
Do you own a vibrator?

Rejection is the equivalent of rape. It ruins the self-esteem and confidence of men.

>>33376736
I don't, can get myself off very easily and my clit gets overstimulated fast. Never felt like dishing out for a toy only to find out if I can even take the sensation at home or not.

If someone gifted me one I would try it though, it's not that I'm against it on principle, just could never be bothered to invest in one.

>>33376738
Asking because I'm curious if you find the looks of dildos/vibrators more appealing than real penises.

>>33376737
Makes sense, a lot of men would prefer to be killed than rejected. It should be their right.

>>33376738
NTA, I have similar issues and could recommend some models if you're actually looking to take the chance of buying one.

Why are angry men so good at sex

>>33376629
HMU
qualified_monster@yahoo.com

>>33376719
Sometimes you don't even need pizza.

>>33376737
You can't judge how bad an action was from how the other person reacted. If someone is deeply, deeply depressed and has been struggling with their self respect for months or years, even the kindest rejection could be the final straw for them to kill themselves or lose it mentally.

On the other hand if that same person had been doing a lot better, it would have just been disappointing. So the impact is on their side for the most part.

It's the same with rape. Some people get raped and it only wakes all their fighting instincts. Others forever have lost their faith in mankind. Rape isn't bad because it tends to impact people a lot but because it is fundamentally extremely unethical to make somebody else's body and person into a tool for you to get off on. Because you use another human being like they're a condom. That would be wrong even if they bounced back fine afterwards. Your actions not having (severe) consequences does not have to mean your actions were apparently morally fine then...

So rape is inherently problematic because it involves not just using another person but in a very thorough and personal way. Rejection is inherently sad but not inherently problematic. Most people do not want to be rejected but they also don't want someone to fake interest they don't feel. So their real desire is for everyone to reciprocate their feelings. That is not realistic, not even something others have control over. So they do not fail you either by not reciprocating, no matter how hurtful. All you can expect is a respectful rejection, not to be ignored, insulted, laughed at...

>>33376719
there is always chloroform

>>33376742
Definitely not, if anything the plastic-y thing puts me off too. And I don't love just the look of penises, but I do love the scent, how it feels in your hand, the heat, the jerky movements when the guy's really horny.

If anything honestly watching a guy play with a hard dick to me feels like watching someone eat food when I'm hungry. It just makes me butthurt that I'm not him. I would rather fantasize about playing with one myself.

>>33376744
If you would, gladly!! I do think at one point or another in life I will have more than enough fun money to splurge on one and my partner loves seeing me feel things I've never felt before so he would be excited. I would love to hear your favorites!

I feel like drawing goofy cute stuff today.

>>33376745
unleashing of primal energy

>>33376755
ok

>>33376755
Let me share the best "goofy cute" drawing I saved from online to get you going.

>>33376763
Cute.

>>33376754
I have like half a dozen favorites, I sort of collect them. To actually narrow it down, I'd need like the max amount of money you'd be willing to spend, what aspects of a toy are most important to you (battery life, travel size or not, the necessity of advanced features like programmability or variability in pulse patterns, if penetration is something you're looking for, and if so how small is still useful to you for that, etc. There are a ton of options nowadays.

>>33376763
where is this online you are talking about

>>33376734
>public masturbation sexual assault story
>"poetry"
Lmao

>>33376763
Is that a squarewatermelonradishwhale?
Classic!

>>33376767
Okay okay I will try to share what I know or can make an educated guess about.

>max amount of money
More than 100 euros definitely does not feel reasonable.

>what aspects of a toy are most important to you
Don't care for battery life/travel size. I bet it would help if you can adjust the intensity to lower the risk it's too much for me. It being silent matters and I would prefer a toy that is good for both solo play but can easily be incorporated for penetration too. (This might be all of them idk.)

Honestly don't really care about penetration or not, I'm a rare woman who has zero issues stimulating her own g-spot by hand and while I do love and really enjoy that, in that sense it's no exotic treat for me. I don't care for deep penetration though, just clitoral or g-spot. Also would be most intrigued by a toy that promises a wholly other kind of sensation than what you could otherwise get, like suction toys or pulses indeed?

>I have like half a dozen of favorites, I sort of collect them.
This must be the best party trick/revelation if you drop it at the right time!

>>33376724
Sorry I'm not good with sarcasm

>>33376769
He was abusive, alcoholic and a self-glorifying sex pest. But yeah a poet too and some of those are pretty decent. You become a poet by writing and publishing poetry, it's not a title that can be revoked for bad behavior. Although I wouldn't blame anyone for liking his poetry left knowing who he was either.

>>33376754
What a delightful way to describe it.
I guess Freud was right about the penis envy.
How do you feel about flaccid penises? Do they disgust you? Are they weird?

Also, the way you described sounds a bit like people on /r/gonewildstories describe it, by per chance do you post there?

>>33376735
Yeah ideally you want it to go a bit flaccid else it just doesn't fit in the bowl even sitting down kek
>>33376763
Whales in minecraft

M
I didn't figure out how to masturbate till I was nineteen

>>33376783
>we have unironic redditors among us

>>33376787
you might be a bit dumb

>>33376789
Lurking there does not make reddit, any more than it makes election tourist anons.
Besides it's guilty pleasure

>>33376789
4chan has gone to absolute dogshit and Reddit has somehow come out on top by just not doing anything. I still fucking hate the site, but I hate it less than I hate using most of 4chan

>>33376783
>I guess Freud was right about the penis envy.
Haha I'm not sure, I know there's women like that too but I have personally never really wished I had one on my own body - although during sex I do love to imagine myself in my partner's position and imagine his balls aching and throbbing in ways I'm sure are not even anatomically correct.

It is just really fascinating because we (women) are all super used to our own arousal being discreet and mostly hidden. There is something incredibly erotic and like sort of beckoning about an erection drawing attention to itself, making itself known, being hard or impossible to hide. It's both kind of bold but also very vulnerable.

>flaccid penises
They definitely do not disgust me and I have never heard a woman say anything like that either, it seems to be a male assumption. The best thing dicks do is grow and move around and that would not be possible if they were always erect. So the soft state is just as vital.

There is something really disarming about soft penises, almost sleepy. It feels really satisfying trying to cup them whole in your hand. The skin feels even softer than when he's hard.

>weird
Yeah a bit, with all the excess skin, but no more than labia or whatever. Weird in the way that bodies are wonderfully weird.

>/r/gonewildstories
I know the subreddit because I love reading about sex, which will probably not surprise anyone, but honestly those kind of places always end up disappointing me because it's so braggy. I don't give a shit to hear how often someone came or how hard they went at it. I want the texture and it is rare to find someone who can bring it to life, not what went down but how it felt to them. The details like "until the last second I was questioning if I should even do this" get me a lot harder than the steretypical "he/she was so hot and I couldn't wait". It's just not realistic and I love realistic.

>>33376763
Speaking of which, anybody still got the hugs & buttsex stand of drawanon?

>>33376566 (OP)
>Girl I lost me virginity to happens to have a higher position and my current workplace.
>We get along well and I just do my job.
>Fast promotes me to work directly with her.
>Feels like I'm her lackey and feels like I have this huge crush on her all over again.

How do I deal with this. We keep it professional. She kind of has a rep of being cold and got the vibe that she isn't very liked but I always found her to be fine and easy/fair to get along with in the workplace. Is she just using me or does she actually value me as a person or at least coworker/employee

>>33376789
Reddit is the best way to find women with specific fetishes.

>>33376800
Sounds like she just wants you around at work and probably likes the attention

Oh god I opened my eyes again

>>33376795
No way you prefer reddit to 4chan...
I find it unusable personally, way too censored, too many rules

>>33376800
Your issue is a very common one, just more so for women. Not knowing for sure if you just got rewarded for (past) sex or for personal feelings, or you're actually good at your job. This is something that can make people incredibly insecure in professional terms so try to do what you can to make sure this woman is not the only person giving you in-depth feedback on your work and/or training you so you get a bigger frame of reference than just whether or not she's happy with you.

You will have to act on the assumption that she's acting in good faith and promoted you simply for being a good worker. So this means not going above and beyond for her (by which you, without wanting to, allow the "what's reward and what's benefits" question to linger), doing your work well but no more and trying to keep affection for her inside at all times.

>>33376800
bestie do you live in a romance novel or perhaps a doujin

>>33376809
Different anon and when I go too deep in reading people's comments and discussions I absolutely fucking hate reddit. People are no more open-minded than on here, they just keep congratulating each other on being it.

But there's just lots of specific content. Niche kinks or hobbies. And if you just browse it without paying attention to how people react, you won't be as bothered by the obnoxious userbase.

>>33376777
I think having a bunch of toys actually intimidates some bfs, honestly. That's why I try to slowly introduce how into them I am.
When I get home from work, I can (You) you with some links to suggestions, if you end up checking later.
>suction toys
This can be tough to recommend. Those sorts of toys are crazy good, but finding the right sort of suction/air toy is really hard if you're pretty sensitive. The line between pleasant and overstimulating is super thin, even if there are intensity options to play around with. Also they tend to be on the expensive side. If you're willing to shell out between $150 and $250 dollars depending on sales and deals, the Womanizer Duo or Duo 2 might fill all the criteria you mentioned. It is definitely more of a solo toy, though. Worth googling, at least.

How do we encourage women to date men again

>>33376787
i started jorking off to hentai on newgrounds when i was 11

>>33376799
I only saved the portrait she drew of me.

>>33376809
I've found 4chan is, in practical terms, more censored for me than Reddit. I won't get banned for discussing certain video games on /v/, for example, but on the other hand I still won't get to discuss those games because the userbase has decided as a group that such discussion should be stamped out. And the reasons they'll decide this will be stuff as minuscule as "one of the developers had a trans pride flag profile pic in June" or "there's a black woman". I am simply not going to walk on those eggshells.
Meanwhile I'm not going to get banned for discussing those games on Reddit AND the userbase won't try and stamp out any discussion of them.
The real problem with Reddit is the userbase. They're just so fucking midwit.

>>33376817
NTA, I wish you guys wouldn't talk about that stuff here. It's weird.

>>33376825
lol

>>33376816
Gotta not be a part of the problem but be a part of the solution. Dude you gotta be competitive.

>>33376815
>I think having a bunch of toys actually intimidates some bfs, honestly.
Yeah I actually can picture this. I was more thinking of a party where you suddenly become the sex toy spirit guide of all the tipsy women there. Because I do feel a lot of people would love personal testimonials and you can read the descriptions but only a person can easily and directly compare different products.

I will definitely keep the thread up and check for your update, thanks in advance and take your time!

Yeah I absolutely get the point about suction toys and you're no doubt right. Even with receiving oral I typically have to request to go softer or I'm just bracing myself and holding on for dear life. It's really just the word "suction" that makes me very curious to find out but it's probably not a good place at least to start...

>Womanizer Duo or Duo 2 worth Googling
On my way, thanks again!

>>33376825
kek

>>33376825
Not them but if you cannot discuss your masturbation habits/memories on a totally anonymous website then where can you?

>>33376806
I mean, whenever I'm talking to her she has this smirk/look on her face like she knows she has something over me. She does give me some leeway with things and definitely makes work for me pretty chill but then again I just do my job.

But I don't know Im just really loving work because she is there. Even though we never even dated, (she actually rejected me when I caught feelings) she was always affectionate somewhat whenever we hooked up. She was always nice about things which I really appreciated and I guess softened the rejection blow.

>>33376825
"Um, yikes! TMI!" posts are worse than gender wars

>>33376837
Sounds like she used you for sex and is now using you for attention ngl
But as long as you're both happy with the arrangement

Have to go to the job centre for a review in 2 hours
Haven't applied to a single job the past two weeks
Should I just apply to as many as I can now and then blag and say I've been applying over the past two weeks

>>33376817
13 for me. I still remember my first ever successful masturbation attempt. I fapped to a countess from a novel about the ECW.
The weirdest part was that my dick got absolutely HUGE. I don't mean I got an erection -- obviously I'd been getting erections my whole life -- I mean that it grew absolutely massive and just never got smaller again. Did anyone else get that?

I'm a jewish girl and I love black men btw,

>>33376745
anger and fear are literally the strongest human emotions

>>33376845
And my name is Albert Einstein

>>33376827
>>33376832
Glad you think it's funny.
>>33376834
I can't argue with that logic.
>>33376838
It's just shit I don't want to think about. Like when guys ITT say they had more than crushes on their gradeschool teachers.

>>33376817
Based newgrounds hentai flash enjoyer
My first fap I can remember I was like 12 to a Madonna music video kek (Madonna in like her 40s/50s btw)

>>33376848
whoa whoa whoa
is it true that you sometimes ran away from home without pants on?

>>33376851
>guys can talk about this shit, but when I bring up discovering desk corners I get called out for oversharing and making things weird ITT

>>33376590
I just think it's funny that the most common male complain re dating is "i can't get a woman to acknowledge my existence" and the most common female one is "this charming and attractive guy appeared out of nowhere, I did nothing except get seduced and put zero effort in and he turned out to not want to marry me???". It's quite telling.

Men, what would you think if you went to a girls house and they had a spongebob squarepants themed bathroom

>>33376817
Dating sim?
Gangura girl?

Is it okay if I go to a barber and tell the guy to just cut it short on all sides, or should I bring a picture?

>>33376787
Thats nuts. I figured it out by accident when I was 8. Didn't know wtf it was til I was older. Came when I was 13. That was a fucking shock.

>>33376798
>The best thing dicks do is grow and move around and that would not be possible if they were always erect. So the soft state is just as vital.
This is probably a random comment, but how rare flaccid penises are in porn. Seemingly flaccid penises do not exist; there are very rarely shots of a flaccid penis getting erect

> not what went down but how it felt to them
Isn't that how stories are supposed to be?
It's exactly why I don't like action flicks where lead shows no emotions other than "cool bad ass".

>>33376856
Nah I like your hornyposting
>>33376853
Yeah it was more aerodynamic that way

>>33376858
Marry her instantly

>>33376858
I would marry her
Unironically that's based though

>>33376860
I never bring a picture kek usually just ask for short back and sides and trust them
Definitely prefer the salon to the barber for a flattering cut but the barber is cheaper...

>>33376872
Thanks, I'll just ask him to cut it short yeah.

>>33376856
More like asked to tell more.

>>33376862
>don't like action flicks where lead shows no emotions other than "cool bad ass".
Name one that isnt?

POV: rizz

Best AI for undressing photos?

>>33376874
Do they not usually ask what grade you want it cut and what shape, how much off the top etc.?

>>33376858
A little odd but I wouldn't break up over it

>>33376881
use your imagination

>>33376881
The Touching Grass AI

>Tachysensia
Might be one of the worst feelings ever. Feel like I'm about to fall over and pass out.

>>33376881
This lmao
Are people so braindead these days that they have to use AI for mentally undressing someone
I-I mean only creeps do that

>>33376882
Nta but I always just ask for no guard sides and back, 6 or 8 up top.
For some reason they blend it but I dont know how to tell them I want a stark lune between the long and short

LMAO

>>33376895
cant c

I remember bubble threads on /b/. That was enough to masturbate with back in my day.

>>33376876
Nobody ITT is that creepy.

>>33376889
): do you know the cause of it anon? Take it easy and rest maybe
>>33376894
>tell them I want a stark lune between the long and short
Are you an anime character

>>33376899
I was literally just thinking about those when that anon mentioned undressing AI. It was so good at tricking my brain that it actually felt like people were posting nudes of me.

>>33376901
I get it randomly, even when I'm well rested. Doesn't happen often at least. Such a weird and unpleasant feeling.

>>33376850
>It's just shit I don't want to think about.
have you considered not thinking about it

>>33376900
Its called leaning in.
>>33376901
No by my widows peak like vegetas

>>33376903
>nudes of me
>of me
Why would you do that

>>33376906
That's hard when I read something.

>>33376817
i started jorking off to hentai on Shadbase when i was 12

>>33376908
It was a different time.

>>33376910
did you retain any permanent brain damage from it?

Women:
What's one thing you thought will bother you about a man (thinking about it in a vacuum) before you dated someone that had/did that thing and realizing it did not bother you that much?

Is pic related a cringe thing to send do someone you've began dating but not in a relationship yet?

Please state your age range if you can

>>33376909
>That's hard
just like me hehehe

>>33376914
No? Shaman is vasedy

>>33376916
F, 34. I thought I'd mind guys who played video games as a major hobby. But the past four people I've really gotten to know well all played games and they were still overall great. I think I just had bad experiences with gamers and heard too many horror stories about dating them.

>>33376918
I'll kill you.

>>33376916
I'll answer my own question. I thought them being into astrology and tumblr would be annoying but turns out they were funny as fuck once they were comfortable with me. They used zodiac signs just to flirt and argue why we WOULD be good together and disregarded anything negative it said about me/us.

>>33376924
good luck fatty, i live on the 11th floor and the elevator is broken

>>33376926
I weigh 120 pounds and I squat on dildos so often that my legs are indestructible. Stairs are nothing.

>>33376928
>I squat on dildos so often that my legs are indestructible
ewww, TMI

>>33376921
That's understandable. As a man that used to play games (not a lot), I can attest that the cancerous parts are either the consoooom mentality and/or online competitive games. Every time I hear a horror story about some guy/dad being a terrible gamer he's just addicted to one single online game he can't quit. If someone likes to play a single player game for 4 hours on a Sunday night when he has nothing else going on, it's a whole different mentality.

>>33376931
But I'm an adult.

>>33376925
Im retarded, I'm a man talking about women here, I realize my original question could be fore both genders

>>33376858
Based

>>33376921
Theres a big difference grinding wow so much he ignores people and hygene vs the guy who ppays a few rounds w the boys to connect and unwind after the day

>>33376928
>I squat on dildos so often
That's really sad, anon. Are you lonely?

>>33376926
bro doesnt know hes talking to a woman with an ass fat enough to literally kill him by facesitting
not like "haha im such a lil perv lol imagine if you..." no she will literally be charged with accidental manslaughter for asphyxiating you
you are gonna suffocate to death

At a certain point I just need a Body and he can be that. I’m getting Deja vu but he’s got a job and is meticulously clean. Maybe I can forgive his horrible personality

>>33376933
>>33376938
Yeh, I'm starting to understand the nuance. How can people afford it, though? I was thinking about getting a PlayStation to play some games with a friend but that shit costs like over half of a grand. Without the fucking games or microphones.
>>33376941
I hope you cum in your pants and get laughed at.

>>33376921
Yeah I agree with the other dudes, it's how he engages with games in relation to everything else that makes it a red flag or not
If he plays for a few hours on the weekend in the evening when he has nothing else going on then whatever
If he's like me and stays up all night grinding at vidya at the expense of getting a job, abort mission

>>33376928
ah, the unmistakable toned ass of a lady who cavorts with plastic pony penis on the regular
splendid

>>33376946
>thinking about getting a PlayStation to play some games with a friend
Just get a modchipped PS1-3 second hand, not expensive at all

>>33376940
Sort of. I just masturbate a lot. My therapist says it's fine as long as it makes me happy, I'm not hurting myself, and I'm not forgoing being social or otherwise putting aside my responsibilities to masturbate.

When I get fat it’s going to be extremely over. Hopefully I’m married by then so he doesn’t leave me

>>33376946
>and get laughed at.

>>33376944
>Maybe I can forgive his horrible personality
Anon pls nooo
You deserve better, ignore this bastard
Also having a job and being clean is the bare minimum

>>33376944
are you dumb
now you know that shit dont even sound right
it never works out that way
if he dont fuck it up you will and you cant handle that

>>33376947
>If he's like me and stays up all night grinding at vidya at the expense of getting a job
Is it that addictive or what? It's like drugs, based on how you describe it.
>>33376949
I haven't used a horse dildo for penetration in months and months and months, I'll have you know.

>>33376954
Just find a guy who likes chubby girls
My ex is chubby I'm still super attracted to her (moreso than all the skinny girls I went out with)

>>33376952
What is "a lot" for you? Curious if you match my libido.

>>33376950
It's like you're speaking another language.
>>33376955
Then I hope it inconveniences you in a way that you can't reconcile.

>>33376946
I just build my own PC for $1100 and got a wireless xbox controller in 2020 and pirated every game (probably finished like 15 single player games since). I haven't played anything since September.

>>33376916
32F, always vehemently hated even the idea of age gap relationships - my boyfriend is ten years older. I always told everyone, I will date any bodytype but I can't be with someone who actually struggles with their weight (long history with my sister's severe anorexia) yet my bf's obese and obviously wants to change that so I still found myself looking up low calorie alternatives to staples.

Most important thing though: I realized the way I imagined my dream partner in my head was incredibly narcissist, basically I wanted to meet a male me. Someone who would share all my niche obsessions. But I already know me. Getting to discover someone entirely different is so much more fulfilling. Someone not relating to your personal things all the time and still loving it for you, is a lot more complexly loving than simply agreeing on enjoying something. I really underestimate how delighted you can be about someone you love feeling ways or doing things very surprising or new to you. It opens up your own world too.

And yeah the pic is cringe to me, but who cares.

Urge to pay random woman a large sum of money to hang out with me and nothing else.

>>33376959
>that addictive or what? It's like drugs, based on how you describe it.
Literally anything can be for an addictive personality.
Food, insta, this site... they all hit that dopamine harder than a jog, salad, or brushing your teeth

>>33376959
>Is it that addictive or what? It's like drugs
It just depends on the person
I have an incredibly addictive personality in general. Drinking, smoking, drugs, vidya, grinding at other things - I find I just replace one thing with another
So that's another big red flag, if a guy is hooked on anything and doesn't have moderation and prioritisation

>>33376959
>me, your supervisor, accidentally stumbling upon an enormous horse penis dildo in my subordinates locker but she does irreplaceably good work so i pretend i didnt see and just force myself to forget
high performers can never just be normal
theres always a catch

>>33376699
Then don't wear underwear

>>33376961
Daily idle masturbation. I plan my weekends so I can spend a few uninterrupted hours to feel actually satisfied. I have to masturbate before work some days, otherwise I end up doing it in my office. I could go on.

>>33376956
I can’t keep being picky
>>33376958
Isnt that what love is about? Working through our differences? There is always going to be a trade off

>>33376978
I simply copy your words and delete one character
>I could goon.

>>33376962
Okay lemme break it down lol
Older consoles (besides vintage retro shit) are way cheaper. If you get a PlayStation 3 or earlier for instance (rather than a PlayStation 4 or 5), second hand to boot, it will obviously be a lot cheaper
Furthermore there are people who sell modded/chipped consoles which allow you to pirate games really easily
Tbh, these days you're better off just getting a mini PC which you can hook up to your PC and run loads of old console emulators and games on, they're relatively cheap

>>33376966
I'm terrified of pirating ever since I got in trouble for downloading the Sims 2 for free once.
>>33376975
I don't bring toys to work, and I always lock the door and cover the little window. I'll never be caught.

>>33376916
F
I thought baldness would bother me more but I like slapping their shiny heads

>>33376979
There's a massive difference between "being picky" and "guess I should settle for a guy with a hot personality who actively disrespects me and does rude things like blowing vape smoke in my face even after I repeatedly ask him to please stop"
You will not be happy if you settle for this twat

>>33376967
>But I already know me. Getting to discover someone entirely different is so much more fulfilling.

This literally stopped me in my tracks, wow

>>33376978
Sounds pretty tame. I jack off 8 times some days.
Also a """high performer""" in the sense of >>33376975, funnily enough

>>33376985
>ywn rub a bald persons head like polishing a bowling ball

>>33376981
The terms "gooning" and "gooner" trigger me so bad and idk why.
>>33376983
But my friends that say they want to play with me have PlayStation 5.

>>33376983
*hook up to your TV
>>33376985
Is that why they call them slappers...
>>33376993
Oh sorry I'm poor, I don't know anyone with a PS5 that wasn't stolen

>>33376986
I will not be happy alone either
Maybe he’s just immature and will get better as he gets older

If she has a Blythe doll as her pfp you know that pussy is gonna hit different but it's also gonna come with a dozen mental illnesses as well.

>>33376989
How men masturbate and how women masturbate isn't comparable, I've learned. You guys count jerking off for three minutes and cumming as "one". I ride out idle masturbation while doing housework over the course of six hours, never orgasm. How many times does that count as?

>>33376967
How did you look past the obeseness at first tho?

>>33376841
Fuck I have to leave in an hour and haven't even showered
Maybe I should just make a list of jobs to apply to, and just blag and say I have and am waiting to hear from them

>>33376985
As someone that started balding at like 25 this is nice to hear. In my experience, the girls that would be bothered by this would simply not reciprocate, and the girls that are not bothered with it never bring it up. I've embraced it and focused on working out, skincare, dental care, clothing way more than my friends that are not balding

>>33376999
dolls in general

>>33376995
They're rich. I assume all gamers have to be.

>>33376987
I'm happy for it. It gets even better when you realize if you feel a legitimate connection with someone who's different from you, it usually also is because they -do- have things in common with you, just things you never got to explore so much earlier in life, things that were never noticed or appreciated by others.

When I say I wanted to meet a male me I was thinking the mirror image of how I saw myself. But even that (how you see yourself) really is kind of like a mental selfie, you ignore some things, you stress others. Just having fun and growing close to someone has the potential (also in platonic friendship) to really make you doubt everything you thought you knew about yourself and just grow as a person. I recommend it so much.

>>33376998
>Maybe he’s just immature and will get better as he gets older
Or maybe he's not a nice person and will only get worse as he knows he can get away with it

>>33376967
Seee

If she can date someone obese, I can push through and date someone who vapes

You guys acting like I have infinite choices is ruining my life. I need to just settle down

>>33377000
Your trips hold the answer

>>33377003
Tbf I'm not unattracted to fat at all. I would've called myself a chubby chaser and would've said my partner was "too much" for me before meeting him. But from the moment we met it was clear to me, yeah I realized he was a lot bigger than I'd been with before but I was really really curious about that, it wasn't a bad thing to me.

Realizing if I fell in love with him I wouldn't just need to accept his body but also help him get rid of it in a healthy and measured way was the real hard part, not enjoying him.

>>33377000
I usually go for 30 minutes or so per round.

>>33377008
I'm a lifelong gamer and I'm poor as fuck lol
I mostly play retroshit though. You can literally play on your phone if you get an external controller, or on your computer, costs $0

Just had sex with woman for the first time, it wasn't very good. Was it maybe the woman was too loose? I'm pretty average 4" dick but it felt really loose and I didn't feel good.

>>33377006
How bald are you now?

>>33377008
Im pretty middle class.
Can rent and save money or buy out of my price range

>>33377018
Were you in love?

>>33377018
it might be the shape of your penis
post a pic and we'll give you advice

I see gooning as a spiritual ascension. I get closer to God the harder I buss.

>>33377014
Are you above 25 bmi yourself?
Always assumed avg or fit wouldnt give it a shot

>>33377018
Hard to say, in general vaginas simply do not offer the same kind of sensation a fist does. When you jerk off (especially without lube) there is a lot of friction and a lot of tightness. A vagina is wet, slippery and gets wider when getting more aroused... In that sense you should not expect them to clamp down on you. If you wore a condom, it'll be worse, especially if you wore the wrong brand/size (very likely if you never used them before) and not the type you feel most sensation with.

That said it is also very possible and common that you were just too nervous to be in the moment. think of how you can eat food without tasting it if your mind is really preoccupied. This is also the reason a lot of guys cannot get a boner specifically for their first time - yeah they're super amped but they get SO amped it turns into an unsexy kind of nervousness. If you felt so pressured that you got locked into your head, it's unsurprising it didn't feel great.

I think finding your first time underwhelming is also the most common experience.

>>33377018
You're below average penis and probably death grip syndrome combined with her maybe being turned on which makes the vagina wetter and expanded didn't help
You should abstain from masturbation

Goddammit /atoga/ I know about "don't shit where you eat" with the whole liking some coworker of mine, but she's practically practicing eye contact with me at this point, and not the serial killer type

>>33377026
It isn't, I'm slim or (depending on how strict you are) at least normal weight, not chubby.

>wouldnt give it a shot
This implies they are unattracted and willing to overlook that though. In that scenario no, most wouldn't. But people that love extra exist too.

>>33377015
That's nothing.

>>33377031
dont shit where you eat is a lie propagated by people trying to keep the workplace honeys to themselves

I’ve been getting night sweats again

>>33376985
Slap it now!

>>33376992
I can't ever get it that smooth.

>>33376984
> I got in trouble for downloading the Sims 2
They sent a letter or what?

>>33377043
>I am once again reminded that incels here are so old they're balding or bald
i think euthanasia centers need to be built all over the world for you people

>>33377042
Get better bed sheets, bed cover, use a fan or ac.

>>33377045
>incel
Holy projection Batman!

>>33377043
i want to draw an eyeball on your forehead

>>33376995
>don't know anyone with a PS5 that wasn't stolen
You know people who steal? Ew

>>33377045
People go bald at all ages, one of my friends starting losing his hair to the point he had to keep it buzzed for it to look more or less alright when we were early twenties. Another still has hair in early thirties but he started developing really deep inlets around mid twenties and a bald spot on top of his head when he was late twenties.

As a woman who grew up with the idea that men start balding around the time women enter menopause, it was a huge surprise.

>>33377045
>old
Bro their problem is that they start balding at 15.

>>33377019
Balding enough that I can only style myself like this. I buzz it short and keep a short beard (shaving both twice a week).

M or F
Any of you dealt with anxiety that creates an all over body vibrating kind of shake?

>>33377052
i knew a guy who went bald at 17, i wonder what he looks like now desu

>>33377055
F
Yea that’s just life

>>33377055
Yeah I know it.

>>33377044
Yeh. My dad hit me over it, but I was way more intimidated by the idea that the ISP was seeing my internet usage.

>>33377055
No, I'm not a Pomeranian.

>>33377037
Bamboozled again
She was looking at me with bed eyes today

>>33377055
I remember feeling like that when a gang was chasing me to hurt me

>>33377042
That sucks anon ): is your room too hot or is it more of a mental thing?
>>33377055
If im really nervous about something, yeah
>>33377051
Sometimes it's just a matter of business

>>33377062
Is that not just adrenalien rush

>>33377057
I only get it during extreme points of stress where when it happens I struggle to walk.
I've got GAD, but anxiety attacks never gave me that symptom before. It was usually just adrenaline, sweating, muffled hearing, struggle to get words together

>>33377059
Your dad is a fucking asshole, no one has gotten a fine or criminal record from pirating Sims 2 lol
Sorry that happened to you though ):

>>33377055
Frequently 2 years ago, because I was going through a radical sudden change
Everyday I returned home unable to keep myself from shaking

>>33377063
>just a matter of business
Redguard thing to say

Women, do you like your boobs being played with?

>>33377055
M
Maybe? I deal with a lot of anxiety related shit but i dont remember that being a symptom

>>33377068
Elder scrolls moment

>>33377064
Physically, anxiety is adrenaline rush and the other physical effects of prolonged heightened adrenaline

>>33377071
Right? My hands have shaken before but this feels like internal vibration almost. Different from shaky hands. Weirdest shit.

>>33377059
get invited to a private tracker where the connections are encrypted

>>33377055
>Any of you dealt with anxiety that creates an all over body vibrating kind of shake?
Only when I quit drinking

>>33377070
Yeah I do. Especially holding/supporting them from below and using a thumb on the nipples.

>>33377079
Is it true women love to get their nipples sucked on?

plap

I’m going to text him. A good relationship isnt going to fall into my lap I have to build it up

>>33377075
Actually I might have had that before? Is it when you're trying to calm yourself down? I kinda remember that as feeling when i was trying to do like breathing exercises

>>33377066
He is. At least he's too old to hit me much anymore.
>>33377076
Idk what that means.

>>33377083
I do and it's really common to enjoy, yes, but opinions are divided nonetheless. I have known women who at least said their nipples were totally insensitive and you can also get weird feelings from having your nipples sucked - anxiety, homesickness, just weird emotions that probably have something to do with hormones. Funnily enough this is called sad nipple syndrome.

>tl;dr your mileage will vary but a totally common thing for men AND women to enjoy, don't feel weird about trying/suggesting it

I dropped my earbud in the toilet and it still works

after taking a fat shit I feel like I accomplished something that day
do women feel the same?
oh wait they dont poop do they

What’s a good website for fun window shopping?

>>33377078
Bruh you might be an alki
I drink like a fish and have never had that

>>33377089
You put something that was in the toilet in your... ear?

>>33377084
I always wondered what people meant by that since I'd never heard any sort of plapping sound during sex. But yesterday I finally heard it in a BMWF clip on /gif/

>>33377091
Brownell's

>>33377086
This is going to sound weird.
Fat buzzing? Like similar to a buzzing sensation, but it's heavier or more rounded? Like instead of the steady --------, it's ^^^^^^^^, but not felt as variably as the ~~~~ that hands shaking feels like.

>>33377093
6 pack a day, min

>>33377090
Only if it wasn't followed up by endless whiping, then the feeling of accomplishment disappears. If you made a big splash and are sure it's going to be super messy and the paper comes back clean first try though? Fuck yeah.

>>33377094
I cleaned with some soap, its fine

>>33377087
>Idk what that means.
a tracker is a site where torrents are uploaded by users. a private one implies you need to login to access. usually they are invite only. ISP can't see what you're pirating

>>33377097
Different anon but I think I know what you mean and you're right the fullness/rounded feeling is because it's stress from emotion, inner turmoil. Internal not external (like shaking hands before a task you're unsure you can complete, which is stressful but not a stress that makes you question yourself, the reasons for stress are located safely outside of you).

>>33377088
I have a weird thing when I'm stimulated enough where there's a weird reminder of a time as a kid I was really sick and laying down under some palm trees while my family was enjoying the beach, trying to recover. I don't remember much of the event. But it's really weird I'm only reminded of that when I'm uh, enjoying myself. I must have been 6 or 7.

State gender
Is there a scary movie you have seen that still lives rent free in your head? What is it?

Femanons need to fight the birth rate collapse or the robot armies will win and its over. We will be living in the matrix.
Will you move into the woods with me and join my luddite cult?

>>33377103
Can isp see what we post here?

>>33377108
nu uh

>>33377107
The Orphanage

>>33377106
That is remarkable that it's such a specific memory. I actually struggled with some depressive feelings when I first experienced it, but it went away over time. I would never have an actual flashback but I was a child and I felt very powerless in those moments, scared and helpless.

It's not uncommon I think, just kind of taboo to mention or talk about, people like to pretend sexy is, well, just sexy and your body is a wonderland and all that. But your body is YOU. The pain or loneliness or just your whole past don't go anywhere, you don't get to fuck with a clean slate of cells, you bring yourself with you.

If it really bothers you though I think you should be able to numb yourself to the point of no longer having the spontaneous memory, simply by visiting that spot again and again and then breathing through it until the memory goes away when it's triggered.

>>33377105
Exactly. Hot damn, I'm glad someone actually understood that. I know it was an out there kind of description of things.

>>33376566 (OP)
wtf that looks like me

>>33377107
land of mine / under sandet

>>33376580
I'm not a woman, but I am married with 3 kids. I would advise you not to extrapolate what retarded gay communists say on twitter to the rest of humanity. Get off the internet and try to meet someone through a social circle like church or a friend group.

>>33377055
Not anxiety.
I vibrate when I'm super happy, or aroused.

>>33377107
F, the worst a horror movie ever scared me was The Ring, I never think of the actual actress/scenes or whatever anymore but since seeing it way too early I will always be just a little on edge if I have to sleep with a black tv screen or a mirror nearby.

>>33377114
This one fucked me up the most though. It's also one of my favorite movies becasue of the bittersweetness but it's so fucking sad. It features the true horrors - fucking up as a parent even when your intentions are all good, losing your sanity, failing vulnerable ones, losing connections through nobody's fault...

>>33377112
They know where you post

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33377107
F. Clown scene from the first Poltergeist.
The scene where that fucking alien became visible in Signs too. The 4th kind where the face became distorted during the levitation seizures. And that scene in Sinister with the pool.
I'm a rabbithearted little retard, and I know better than to watch horror but it's so fucking good

I want to murder my boyfriend. Or at least beat him.

>>33377124
the orphanage

>>33376786
>Whales in minecraft
I'd want to go look for whales in minecraft. All there is is leviathan rn.

>>33377089
omg i did that like a few months ago and it still works but the case doesn't charge unless plugged

>>33377055
Sometimes I vibrate my leg / foot against the ground, but I think that's more of an ADHD thing. Usually anxiety makes me very still, stiff, and cold, not shaky.

>>33377126
why?

>>33377095
Niggas be fuckin the souls out them lil white thangs on god

>>33377132
He's an arrogant cunt, I hate him, and I can't leave the relationship.

Women, how do you do kegels?

>>33377136
why not?

>>33377098
Of beer? K that's probs more than me (at least atm cause I'm broke)

>>33377117
You look like Alain Delon? Post cock PLEASE

>>33377097
I think I know what you mean but its hard for me to remember I have so much shit going on when im anxious. Its always really intense with bad nausea and i can spiral really easily if im not careful

>>33377138
Because I moved states to be with him and I know I can't get anyone else.

>>33377126
I wish I had a gf to beat me to death...

>>33377136
>can't leave the relationship.
Why not?

>>33377115
it doesn't bother me much, but it concerns me that it's like a memory trying to come back, but I can't remember half of it. I only recall being feverish and sleeping for a bit, so at some point I thought maybe something happened to me back then and I wasn't just "aware/awake enough".

>>33377119
Nta
>social circle
"You're mean" we where playing a fucking wargame?
Oddly all the girls have some sort of learning disability, which cripples them in any boardgame we play.
>church
Dying and filled with actual sexless spinster harpies in training.
I saw enough of that from childhood, before I even wanted a gf.
>friend group
That's the same as social circle.

>>33377000
>You guys count jerking off for three minutes and cumming as "one"
NTA but I haven't done that in years. It doesn't feel good. And cumming multiple times per day tends to suck.

>>33377116
I can imagine! Coincidentally I had some real shakes just a few days ago because my blood sugar/blood pressure is quite bad, I had not eaten much that day and I jumped up way too quickly. But that's a wholly other type of trembling still. I mostly recognize it because of the fear you won't be able to keep your balance on your own feet/your knees could actually give out, but the tremor itself is different too.

I don't know how much you are looking for understanding but in my experience the fat buzzing you talk about is always about an inner conflict. Worst time I had it in my life was after my father shut me up really badly and my mom came after me trying to basically explain to me why I should see things from his side. My rational brain didn't even disagree with her. But inside I felt years old rage about stuff re: him I couldn't even admit to myself. So I just said yeah sure and heard her out and meanwhile I started shaking.

I feel the fat buzz is usually that part of you REALLY wants to (not) say/do something and another part tries to suppress it. So it's like hot and cold air clashing inside yourself. For someone who generally has anxiety they tend to carry some really sad beliefs about themselves around ("nobody wanted me or likes me in life" for example) and those put your emotional landscape under huge strain that creates this sort of tension as a result... just my theory though.

>>33377137
Fully exhale through the mouth making a tiny hole to relax the pelvic floor. Then you pull the muscles from the uh. Near the opening. And pull back and up in rapid succession or do the longer holds without involving abs

>>33377137
I don‘t do them but you just tense and pull your pelvic muscles up.

>>33377137
I pretend I'm squeezing a cock or holding in pee.

>>33377142
sounds like a lovely couple

>>33377151
the fuck kind of cringeGPT crap is this?

>>33377107
M
Not entire movies by themselves, but there are scenes like the torture one of Audition or the one with the meat hook in Texas Chainsaw Massacre that make me squirm just remembering them.

>>33377107
M
Nope, nothing comes to mind. Hell, Spirited Away had some scenes that should realistically be traumatic for kids, but kid me instead went "That's my favorite movie." Maybe my brain is a little fucky.

>>33377141
The nausea sounds miserable, I'm sorry. Letting it spiral is no good too. I've had several points where my nose has started bleeding if I get too hardcore into a cry melty, but I guess there's the immediate benefit of having to fix that and calm down.

Is this you, femanon?

>>33377146
I understand. It's not impossible that something happened that was left out of the memory because it was too much for you to bear. But it's also possible that it is not really about what happened but more about the helplessness itself. I assume you have asked yourself the question if you were taken advantage of at some point. To put it crudely, it would be possible for this memory to miss the part where this happens. But it is also possible that your mind subconsciously chose this memory because the feelings you had then (the physical weakness and sickness, being left behind while others have fun) work perfectly to communicate the feelings you had during another time when something bad happened. It could be a metaphor in that way too.

I personally also do not believe it has to work this way. It is easy to underestimate how vulnerable children are. Something as simple as being very far away from home, very very sick, and not feeling like you got the attention/safety you needed, can already in itself be a traumatic experience for a dependent small child.

>>33376928
I love stairs too now. Make me climb shit. I'm gonna go climb ontop of some ancient trash next monday.

>>33377159
I don't think GPT would be great at improvising descriptors for how ia certain human experience feels in this level of detail, anon.

>>33377151
Hm. Yeah, I think I can get that. What do you do for yours?

>>33377166
not at all

>>33377173
sure thing

>>33377167
Hannibal Lecter, is that you?

>>33377107
F, I saw The Ring when I was 10 and I'm still scared to close my eyes in the shower.

>>33377107
The omen freaked me out as a kid but now its whatever

>>33377107
I have this one that haunts me and I can never remember what the name of it is. More than the reoccuring wax museum dream I have had sometimes since I was young.

>>33377107
F, I watched silence of the lambs when I was 13 and it was not my best decision ever.

>>33377167
It might be something like that. I was really not feeling good at that time, but somewhat "relaxed" anyways. Stupidly hard to describe the feeling.

a big cockroach entered through my window
I tried to slap it with my slipper but it fled
I searched everywhere and cleaned my room but I cant find it
you think it went outside again or is going to bite me in the dick when I sleep

>>33377140
no my future wife wouldn't like that

>>33377174
Just learning to understand yourself better. I used to change moods at the drop of a hat, the description I would use is that it was like the lights switched off out of nowhere. For years it would honestly feel random. It took me a long time to realize it wasn't random, it just happened fast and I wasn't aware of the exact thing that triggered me.

An example is my dad used to threaten me and one phrase he used, something like "watch it!", is really common here when people are jokingly intimidating each other or pretending to be offended. Whenever someone joked like that, it was like I switched off, but again it took me like ten years to realize what actually happened.

Basically the tremors are a symptom not the root cause. Meditate, learn breathing exercizes, learn how to use your senses more at will to ground yourself more and not get lost in your head. But don't pay them too much attention for their own sake, just keep investing in as many ways as you can in getting help and getting better. Therapy, yoga, being physically active, journaling, whatever works for you.

>>33377171
>I'm gonna go climb ontop of some ancient trash next monday
Don't talk about your husband that way!
Sorry, had to make the joke.

>>33377189
Clean your place, it's looking for crumbs

Men, what does a blowjob feel like and what makes it better? Should I be cupping your balls or tickling them? Do you like a kiss on the frenulum, lips around the glans, or the whole shaft down my throat? Is it a big deal if I don't like the taste of cum?

>>33377189
it is hiding in your foreskin

>>33377188
You don't have to describe it to me but if you want to find out more it helps to try to sink as deeply into the feeling as you can. You don't need words to describe it to yourself either, just follow it like a scent, allow yourself to feel what it reminds you of, what else it evokes.

>>33377197
i hate this

>>33377199
do you feel itchy yet?

>>33377197
Never say that shit again in your life.

>>33377203
it is hiding in your foreskin

>>33377195
I guess it feels like getting eaten out? Probably a bit more intense since the penis is easier to totally stimulate than the vulva, and male orgasm is stronger but shorter lasting.
Cupping balls is good, as is sucking it like you would a jawbreaker candy if you know what that is. Frenulum is good to lick when he's close to cumming but you want to prolong the experience. Deepthroating is really good, kinda like having sex with a third hole.
>Is it a big deal if I don't like the taste of cum?
To me yeah but not every guy is like that probably

>>33377203
It's why they're called COCKroaches.

I want him. Even though he had red flags i liked talking to him. this fucking sucks

>>33377193
>lmao he thinks that's a metaphor
Mr. Haha Jokester

>>33377214
hows the serial dating going

>>33377216
I only went on two dates

>>33377215
Ms, and you have to admit the joke told itself. Why the fuck are you going to risk tetanus, though?

>>33377195
The thing that makes a bj best is enthusiasm. Personally my balls don't really do much for me. Deepthroat is amazing. Not liking the taste of cum is OK as long as I can still finish.

>>33377215
so, are you going to rome?

>>33377221
you should text him

>>33377108
Men should be nicer.
Like extremely.

>>33377205
>>33377211

>>33377233
you are way too addicted to do that

>>33377231
I'm a sweetheart and a sensitive young man.

>>33377230
I will text him

>>33377240
Michael, send me the collected data on this IP

>>33377224
>>33377226
Nope. VAanon would know the lore.

how common is it for women to simply not orgasm during sex? girl i’ve been seeing says she can’t even make herself cum but the sex is still satisfying to her, getting me to climax is what matters for her

>>33377246
who?

>>33377247
F
Idk I cum everytime even if I’m not into it but I don’t know why so

My gf told me she loves me after 3 months. I didn’t say it back because well, i’m not quite there yet I believe. Did I fuck up? We’ve been seeing each other 2-3 times a week during this timeframe

>>33377247
very common

>>33377246
Why even bother responding to me with this cliquey shit if you're not interested in talking about it?

I’m pooping

>>33377247
One of my exes told me she got so frustrated being unable to cum that she hurled her first vibrator at a wall hard enough for it to shatter.

>>33377253
lame bait

Might need to go to rehab before my wedding. It's really gonna put a damper on my birthday, though.

>>33377166
>Is this you, femanon?
No, I hate True Crime slop and I love chimps and bacon

>>33377137
>Women, how do you do kegels?
Just clench my pelvic floor and hold it.

>>33377108
>Femanons need to fight the birth rate collapse or the robot armies will win and its over.
Robot armies are preferable to being inseminated by moids. Also, the unabomber was a closeted tranny.

>>33377107
>Is there a scary movie you have seen that still lives rent free in your head?
F
Yeah, Grave Encounters, Insidious, and Halloween.

>>33377070
>Women, do you like your boobs being played with?
Yes, it's very comforting.

>>33377247
>how common is it for women to simply not orgasm during sex?
Very, but luckily I have never had this issue because of how I was eased into it. I know I have spoken to other women who say they've never had an orgasm and many who say they only experience them while masturbating but never during sex.

>>33377247
It happens a lot. Don't worry. Just communicate that you're open to trying whatever she needs to get there, if she thinks you can do anything different.

>>33377195
Feels good, what makes it better is having a tight seal around my cock with no air in your in mouth with lots of tongue contact. You go down the entire shaft if you can then up to around the glands.
It isn't a big deal for normal people.
Some people are stupid though and have unreasonable expectations from porn.

>>33377247
Just totally depends on the woman. Yeah for some it's easier than for others but some also put more effort in than others, got to know their body better etc.

If your girl cannot make herself cum it will be exceedingly hard for anyone else to. Because there's also a mental aspect where you feel an orgasm building and the excitement over that makes it a done deal. If you don't feel an orgasm building because it's just all pleasure and you have no clue, you don't get that "omg here we go" feeling that effectively helps you let go and give in.

>>33377249
>>33370635
>>33377255
Because that takes away the fun of making you look it up to know where I'll be.

>>33377253
If nothing about your time together or her attitude feels changed, no, probably not.

>>33377195
Feels warm. Balls should be more caressed than tickled. Whole shaft is best, imo don't focus THAT much on the glans. if you don't like cum it's okay, I mean obviously cumming in your mouth and especially swallowing is good but nbd.

Hey guys.
Gta 6 just dropped

>>33377272
GTA is advertising a pride parade that you get to attack, that's going to be hard to top.

>>33377266
Bitch I'm not playing a seek and find just to understand your cryptic ass. This is why it's so hard to actually get to know you despite posting ITT for over half a decade.

>>33377152
Thanks. Would it be beneficial at all for a guy to do kegels?

>>33377275
anon, thats the goal

>>33377278
Then why the fuck did she respond to me unprompted?

Guys, why do you like it when a girl swallows your cum?

>>33377279
she wants attention, not be known

>>33377280
idk, its just hot

>>33377274
>that you get to attack
You won't be able to attack it

>>33377280
Part of me, and my seed no less, becomes part of her
How is that not hot?

>>33377247
Not trying to brag, but every girl I've had sex with had had an orgasm. Maybe not from PiV, but at least from fingers or tongue. I've had gfs who could only get to orgasm by one way and not the others, and I strongly suspect that it's a psychological block, not something physical, when that happens.

>>33377163
Yh its not fun. Id happily swap nausea for nosebleeds. I get them a lot normally anyway so my nosebleeding doesn't faze me. Basically have it daily when the weathers hot.

>>33377280
I do like it but i have issues cumming so it isn't common at all that I'll cum in your mouth.

>>33377281
If attention to her is a (You) and a one-sided conversation by herself, then I think I'm never going to understand her.

>>33377275
Fine, you big baby.
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=mount+trashmore

>>33377293
thats how narcs are, attention quantity over quality

>>33377280
I'm an outlier here but I don't understand blowjobs at all. I don't want my dick in some girl's mouth.

>>33377294
I don't care where you're going anymore, I'm more interested in this whole weird thing you're doing. Like do you want someone specific to see it and respond to you, since you didn't want to actually start a conversation about it? It's crazy shit.

>>33377280
I like it when she keeps on sucking instead of stopping, because it makes my orgasm last and feels amazing. My gf though insists on crawling up immediately afterwards and tongue kissing me forcefully with her mouth still full of my cum. I'm not sure what to feel about that, because I hated the taste at first but have started to associate it with the intense pleasure of her blowjobs, and I'm starting to feel ashamed of not rejecting something that tastes awful. But she says that I need to taste, smell, and know what she does for me so that I appreciate her more, and I'm too incapacitated after a blowjob to talk back to her.

>>33377299
I've tried them and never really enjoyed them, maybe the girl just didn't know what she was doing but I'd honestly rather her just use her hand if we're not going all the way.

>>33377294
Oh, Va Beach? I grew up in Newport News. Snall world.

>>33377247
Very.
>getting me to climax is what matters for her
This is a normal mindset to have in a relationship. But even if she thinks this way at first chances are she'll begin to resent you if you don't return the sentiment.
>>33377289
How do you know? I faked every time I couldn't do it.

>>33377107
M
I'm quite prone to nightmares and super jumpy so I avoid them like the plague. I still get dreams amd nightmares of like monsters and demons without watching them.

>>33377305
>But she says that I need to taste, smell, and know what she does for me so that I appreciate her more
There's some bizarre logic there.

>>33377299
> I don't want my dick in some girl's mouth.
It's a femdom thing. There's literally no act more submissive than letting a girl take your manhood between her teeth. She could end your sex life with a hard bite if she wanted. And, when she stimulates you to orgasm, she robs you of your self-control and renders you weaker than she is.

>>33377197
Kek

>>33377259
>me begging her to give me one last chance i swear i can make her cum this ti--
>hurls me at the wall hard enough for me to shatter

>>33377320
nta I'm into femdom because I give blowjobs? That doesn't sound right.

>>33377304
I just wanted some mild curiosity man, without having to blogpost about it and then get cussed out for blogposting.

Crazy she had a mastectomy and her tits are still massive

>>33377259
This is the equivalent of a guy getting angry at a video game and throwing his controller.

>>33377311
> How do you know? I faked every time I couldn't do it.
Usually the spasms clenching around and immobilizing my finger(s) inside her while her hips buck into my face or she strangles me with her thighs. I'd be impressed if a girl could fake the clenching spasms.

>>33377329
Anon, I think you mean a reduction.

>>33377331
They're called kegels.

>>33377325
No we just have mouth breathing retards here.

>>33377331
A girl can fake a relationship for years, you think they couldn't convincing fake spams if they tried?

>>33377336
Isn’t mastectomy the scientific name for a breast reduction? Like rhinoplasty is the real term for a nose job

>>33377327
True, either way someone would've complained. I think I'm just I didn't get it.

>>33377336
nta but partial mastectomies are a thing.

>>33377336
You are expecting too much from an incel.

>>33377320
You know, biting a dick off sounds really gross...

>>33377331
You guys are so naive

Imma be honest here, if I won/had several million dollars, I would spend one just on high class escorts over the span of several years.
Is that kind of crazy?
I mean only if I was single, of course.

>>33377359
If they fart at the same time do they explode

>>33377359
Pooping back and forth forever? ))<>((

>>33377343
A mastectomy is the remove of the entire breast. You're thinking of mammoplasty. You can tell it's related to plastic surgery because it has "plasty" in it. Partial mastectomy is a lumpectomy.

>>33377359
Boogie2988 infamously spent half a million on various whores following his divorce, so apparently there are guys that do that when they come into cash. I feel like if you had that kind of money though you could get women without just paying them.

I wish goth girls were real

>>33377359
Just get a high class wife to provide you with the ultimate sexual experience that no hooker will: getting knocked up and bearing your child.

Should I actually text him?

>>33377369
>I feel like if you had that kind of money though you could get women without just paying them.
Too much effort, I want very specific ones and not just local hotties.
I want hotties from all over the world and fly them in or fly to them for a week long fuck sesh.

>>33377363
In lust, if they are into that.

>>33377372
Sounds boring.

>>33377359
>Is that kind of crazy?
Kind of a waste, since you won't want to invest into a real relationship. But that is expected on here.

>>33377370
I'm gonna fall for the bait here. Hi, anon. How's it going?

why do i have an innate hatred for women of my own race? they literally didn't even do anything wrong to me lol.

>>33377373
Yes, of course, have some fun.

Men if you farted on my butthole I think we’d have to kill ourselves together

What's the most effective but tolerable method of weight loss?

women, answer this question

>>33377376
>since you won't want to invest into a real relationship
Can do that once I grow tired of it.

>>33377379
Hey perky goth femanon?

>>33377380
You black?

>>33377381
Exactly
If he really is that bad I can always just leave him again

>>33377387
how bad

>>33377385
Yep.

>>33377383
cocaine

>>33377384
sure

>>33377384
No, but they can have passionate hate sex.

Men, why is it so easy to fool you into thinking you can give us orgasms? Is it because you're desperate to appear sexually competent instead of acknowledging your fragility?

>>33377383
Unironically, eating less or choose healthier food.

>>33377390
We spend too much time here. kek

>>33377383
Fucking several hours a day without eating until it's dinner.

>>33377399
Yes, it plays into our egos. Also, when we say that thing you're wearing doesn't make you look fat, it actually makes you look fat.

>>33377399
Usually because women prefere to lie (shocker) rather than comunicate with the other person and tell him what she likes and needs.

>>33377389
A little disrespectful and self absorbed

>>33377399
Maybe we just like thinking that you're not constantly lying to us.

>>33377399
Probably because there's no reason to lie about something like that and it's if anything going to only hurt you since you're the one not getting off, like imagine if vast swathes of the male population lied about getting off and acted like their own sexual frustration was some kind of great own against women? It would be moronic, nonsensical.

>>33377401
I know! I have like no social life.

there is fly eggs, a rotten apple, mouse shit, roaches, spider webs, spiders, dead wasps, lots and lots of dust

>>33377406
And a guy will just go along with that?

>>33377399
> give us orgasms
Not my problem

>>33377416
How tf he gonna know? Thats the point of lying

>>33377406
You can‘t teach someone how to be good at sex. Either they feel it on their own or they don‘t.

>>33377416
What, and tell the woman that he thinks she's lying so she can play the victim and call him an asshole?

>>33377411
nta I don't think it would ever work like that. There's a very clear indication that a guy is getting aroused. You guys are UNABLE to fake it. I daresay that makes you weaker and that frightens you.

>>33377416
Women learn not to be honest because their actual opinions range from merely offensive to downright sociopathic, and they lack the empathy to understand why and course correct, so lying is easier. See every woman who tells their boyfriends they settled for them and expects the man to be happy about it and then is flabbergasted when he takes it as an insult.

>>33377420
Thanks for telling us all that you're a virgin, but that has nothing to do with the current conversation that us grown ups are having.

Women, did you ever shittest your man by telling him 'we should break up' without actually meaning it?

>>33377426
Thanks for telling us all that you suck at fucking because you genuinely think good sex is about things you can tell someone to do or not do.

>>33377424
You can't lie about getting a boner but you can totally tell a girl you came when you didn't, I've done it a few times when i wasn't feeling it.

>>33377427
no, I mean it every time

>>33377424
nta either but why the fuck not being able to fake our orgasms would make us weaker? You think that this is some kind of fight or game, and that being able to lie about orgasms is some kind of advantage that women have? If anything, it's worse for women who get less orgasms.

>>33377425
>every woman who tells their boyfriends they settled for them and expects the man to be happy about it
F Women actually do this? That sounds devastating.

>>33377428
It's not about telling someone what to do or not, is about comunicating what you like, that's what people mean when they talk about teaching someone about sex. Something that you'd know if your only sexual experience wasn't masturbation.

>>33377412
A cool girl like you should be out and have some fun.

>>33377429
nta F How does that work? We can tell when we're getting filled. Or at least I can.

>>33377389
he said
- I was bad at eye contact
- I said sorry too much
- Asked what color and length my hair is while looking right at me?
- Asked how tall I was three times
- Told me he would eat so much he would vomit
- Told me he thought touching the crotch of a woman was a button to turn her on
- Told me he didn’t expect me to sound so well spoken in real life (first thing he said to me when we met up)
- also said he was an ass man? And that he didn’t like big boobs (I have neither one of those)

but
- he held doors open
- was earnest
- very clean and organized
- not lazy

>>33377436
Nta really? I've heard many women that they can feel the dick pulsate, but that they don't actually feel the load inside of them.

>>33377432
Every non-single moid is something for which a girl has, at least for the time being, settled.

>>33377436
Condoms. It's easy to hide the fact that I'm faking an orgasm when I'm wearing a condom.

>>33377438
He's either autistic or a cunt. Or both.

>>33377442
I think he’s autistic

I’m at SDCC and I swear I just met a femanon

>>33377445
F
Wtf I’m at SDCC too

>>33377431
nta M you act like a man can't be afraid of a woman that is sexually confident.

>>33376566 (OP)
Can you believe some women collect used condoms like postage stamps?
What is wrong with women?

>>33377434
In the sun?!

What do men collect from women? Any keepsakes?

>>33377451
I mean you could take a black parasol with you, would probably look cool.

>not denying you are cool
tz tz tz...

>>33377452
Whatever was a cool gift. A lewd card from one, a plushie from another.

>>33377452
I've kept various gifts from exes but that's it.

>>33377452
Memories?

>>33377440
Well, I mean, I agree that this has happened to me as well. But I would never outright tell the guy that. And then expect him to be happy about it? Wait, is that pickme behavoir?

>>33377449
He can, although I'd think he's retarded. But I'm not talking about a sexually confident woman, I'm talking about saying that guys being unable to hide or fake their orgasms is some kind of weakness or something that scares us. Why would it? Are we going to get executed afterwards or something?

>>33377406
Cope. Insane but completely unsurprising how many men imagine that women choose to go without orgasms over working up the courage to say "uhm, can you lick the clit, honey" once. Personally, I tried for 4 years before accepting that he simply didn't care about my pleasure unless I threatened no sex, and even then made an effort for a couple of weeks tops before going back to his old ways.

The simple facts are
>PiV is not that pleasurable for women
>if the woman doesn't fuck his bf and pretend she likes it anyway, she's bad in bed
>men will break up over bad sex because there are tons of women willing to fake it
>women won't break up over bad sex because sex with a different man isn't likely to be any better

Why does a man being protective feel so attractive?

>>33377445
I'm.... I'm at SDCC.

>>33377452
Heartaches

>>33377464
the fuck is that even

>>33377466
NTA
One milisecond on google.

>>33377452
From women? Nothing. But i must have at least 50 bicentenial quarters, one from back when quarters were made of silver, and a sipver certificate from when the usd was not fiat

Women:

I'm HORNY!!!!! LET'S FUUUUUCKK!!!!

>>33377452
I don't collect them but a woman gave me a bra once. Seems weird, aren't those expensive?

>>33377462
It is the natural order.

>>33377462
It's natural.

>>33377467
thanks for NOTHING

>>33377436
Most women don't exactly look down there to check for cum and if you're wearing a condom you just slide it off and throw it away, most women aren't really paying much attention to what the guy is doing in bed in the first place. I've faked it a couple of times, usually when a girl wanted sex and I felt there was some obligation (birthday, anniversary, etc) and just went through the motions.

>>33377470
Maybe it was an old cheap worn out one that she was gonna trash anyway.

>>33377432
>>33377459
yes women absolutely tell us that kind of thing and then they expect it to be taken as a compliment lol, I don't think that would be "pickme" behavior as a pickme would want to build a guy's ego up.

>>33377461
>Insane but completely unsurprising how many men imagine that women choose to go without orgasms over working up the courage to say "uhm, can you lick the clit, honey" once. Personally, I tried for 4 years before accepting that he simply didn't care about my pleasure unless I threatened no sex, and even then made an effort for a couple of weeks tops before going back to his old ways.


That only tells me that you chose a guy who didn't care about your pleasure, nothing more and nothing less.

>>PiV is not that pleasurable for women
Many women find ways to complement it, like stimulating their clit or certain positions that makes them feel it more. It can be worked out.

>>if the woman doesn't fuck his bf and pretend she likes it anyway, she's bad in bed

People usually call women bad in bed if she literally lies there and does nothing. Usually, the people say that it's the man's fault if he can't please the woman or make her cum.

>>men will break up over bad sex because there are tons of women willing to fake it

Sexual compatibility is important for both men and women. Are you going to say that women wouldn't cheat or break up if their partner didn't satisfy them?

>>women won't break up over bad sex because sex with a different man isn't likely to be any better

Only because you have given up on the idea of a man sexually pleasing you, doesn't mean that's true for everyone else. Also, you say that men will break up because there are tons of women willing to fake it, but you think that women wouldn't break up for similar reasons? Your bias is showing.

>>33377477
Dont they notice it was either soft the whole time or is still hard after

>>33377481
nta pickmes tear other women down.

How do I write this text?

>>33377487
i forgot

>>33377475
Thanks for watching.

>>33377477
How does that even work?

>>33377485
Getting hard is pretty easy, and again very few women are really paying attention to how you're doing so long as Rod A is going into Slot B, she's not going to notice you're still hard after or if she does she's not going to think about it much, honestly even when I do cum I'm still hard for a while afterwards.

I actually hope he says no. I don’t have time for him but honestly I think sending a mean text like this is just leveling the field for us because he was mean to me

>>33377438
cute autistic bf

>>33377493
Wouldn't she notice you're not fully hard to begin with though? Unless you have a tiny dick I guess. :) jk

Ew I sent it lol

>>33377499
what did you write?

>>33377494
Why are you two even together with those attitudes?

SDCC anons meet me at the water fountain

Is sex just something that a man does to a woman?

>>33377498
Getting a boner is pretty easy and as long as you're getting physical stimulation it's going to stay hard, mostly I'm just mentally somewhere else and sometimes I'm just kind of "done" with it and want to go do something else without offending her.

>>33377052
>>33377053
this can't be true
my hairline has barely receded from 16 and I'm 36

>>33377505
fuck no

>>33377506
No.

>>33377502
I told him I’m still not sure if I’m interested in a relationship but I willing to try again in a chill way
>>33377504
We aren’t?

>>33377509
F I recently found out that alcohol can make you go bald.

>>33377512
But it looks like that

>>33377506
Sex is when I steal his soul energy through his dick

>>33377515
Why are you texting him?

>>33377516
Gifting my enemies Everclear

is there a way to be in a long term relationship but skip the sex?

>>33377517
Stop watching porn.

gender
how would you feel about femanon pouncing on you

>>33377520
Because I’m feeling reckless

>>33377522
e-dating or dating someone thats asexual

>>33377527
Scared because I'm a straight F.

>>33377506
That depends on the woman now doesn't it

>>33377527
f
weirded out

Male anons if we were married would you support this financial investment?

>>33377528
Typical tsundere. :)

>>33377469
what about now

>>33377534
Only if you remove the sad egg from the door. I don't want to see that when I'm hungry.

do we really have women here bros?

Women, have you ever had a girl friend touch your boobs?

If a girl goes on a date with you, is it okay to try and kiss her assuming the energy between you is good?

>>33377539
yeah

>>33377534
Food themed plushies are a little weird but as long as it's not Sanrio it's probably fine.

>>33377534
No, jellycat is shit tier

>>33377527
Like when a Hunter pounces you in l4d

>>33377540
too vague to answer

>>33377384
Likely, if they're both healthy enough to communicate their insecurities and comfort each other.

>>33377527
Cat Poster (original flavor) can pounce on me anytime she likes.

>>33377539
Yeh, my group of friends compared boobs at a grade school sleepover. I am not joking.

Women, how would you react if a guy you were lirting with told you 'I want to bite down onto your asscheeks until I leave teeth marks'?

>>33377539
Yeah when I was 15 my bisexual friend snuggled with me and grabbed my boob

I touched her clit for her. She liked it a lot more than I did

I dont like women but at least I know that now. No drama, just experimenting

>>33377550
tell him calm down, hannibal lecter

>>33377549
How'd you rank?

@m

Do you feel mogged if a femanon is more of an oldfag than you?

Women, I failed the G5 Challenge. Is that an ick or do I still have some aura?

>>33377555
idk what that is

>>33377527
I know femanon, femanon has striking but no ground game
no chance

>>33377516
Usually the opposite. Alcohol increases estrogen and decreases DHT and testosterone (which is what causes balding in men)

>>33377535
What does that mean?

>>33377554
I'd feel more pity for her if anything, being stuck in this terrible website.

>>33376619
based GIGANTIC faggot. first of all she is fucking 50 now - but STILL hot. maybe suck some nigger dick instead

>>33377553
Top of class. :I

My parents are such lame nerds that when I was a little kid my parents would play a remix of the song ”like a g6” but it was “roll a d6”

>>33376619
Never heard of either of these people

>>33377557
The viral tiktok challenge where you goon 5 times to 5 different women in 5 different locations under 5 minutes

>>33377568
ew

>>33377565
I’m so glad my parents were normies

>>33377565
lol

>>33377560
JFGI, anon.

>>33377554
Not really since I don't know how things were before I got here. The first era i really remember was the 2014 /fit/ era

>>33377539
oddly enough yes

>>33377568
NTA
>TikTok
I'm already looking down on you for using TikTok.

>>33377564
You don't sound too pleased about that.

>>33377575
What is JFGI??

>>33377558
sorry i don't get it

>>33377568
Men do tiktok challenges?

>>33377568
>viral challenges are just filming yourself committing crimes now

>>33377582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKTZK7MVC5Q

>>33377571
I’m jealous, I wish I had normie parents.

>>33377579
Perceptive. I had... challenges in grade school.

>>33377589
You had tits when you were ten?

>>33377586
kek

>>33377591
NTA
It's not uncommon for some girls to start growing tits at 9-10. Hell some girls get their first period at 9.

>>33377593
Thanks to all the endocrine disruptors in the water supply

>>33377591
NTA that can happen on ocassion. It’s becoming more common as puberty tends to be more precocious and more girls have their menarche before 10. They’re not going to be adult sized breasts though so don’t say any pedophile shit

>>33377597
>. It’s becoming more common
That's a sign of good health, or?

>>33377591
9.

I’m conservative in that I hate faggots and retards, and I’m liberal in that I love having sex with faggots and retards.

>>33377591
Childhood obesity is an epidemic.

>>33377591
She was fat as fuck yeah

>>33377598
NTA
My understanding is that obesity fucks with hormones.

>>33377601
Sup Fuentes?

Why the fuck is my bathroom sscale reading 10 pounds lighter???? When I move it to a different part of the room it’s still 10lb lighter

>>33377591
nta 10 is pretty common. Early is like 7-8.

>>33377589
Like popping wheelies in your perky goth wheelchair and rolling your glass eye down the hallways like a mini bowling ball whilst nude modelling and streaming simultaneously?

I’m so retarded LOL

>>33377438
>>- Told me he would eat so much he would vomit
What's the motivation here?

He seems quite stupid.

>>33377609
I could fix you, I could feed you

>>33377598
Generally bad. Precocious puberty causes kids to physically grow up early and that is bad for their mental health development.

>>33377612
What are you talking about?

>>33377609
Does it read -10 when you're not standing on it?

>>33377554
I have been here since 2009.
I would be very, very impressed.

>>33377612
lol

>>33377619
damn, mogged

>>33377586
Was this the base for that Key & Peele sketch?

>>33377614
He wanted to gain weight. I think he was bullied for being skinny? But he had girlfriends in the past, so who knows

>>33377554
I mean yeah I guess but I've only been here since twenty-eighteen ish

>>33377616
But physically, wouldn't that be a good thing? growing faster and then staying young for longer? people are also living longer in general

>>33377359
M, it's not crazy, but it's morally wrong imo
I support women's rights to make that bag as prozzies, but if you are just indulging cause "lol I'm rich let's bang prozzies" you are a gross exploitative person I'm not gonna lie
Imo if you can't rizz a girl organically, go to bed with your hand, simple as

>>33377625
>But he had girlfriends in the past
And he STILL said some of that stupid shit?
He is even more of a retard than I had thought.

>>33377627
NTA
Ehhhh, there's also the factor that childhood obesity is contributing to kids entering puberty earlier, and obviously obesity is bad for kids, so you have those issues. Plus women have a limited amount of eggs, so it's not like the girls who get their periods early won't still go through menopause (and possibly earlier than most women).

>>33377359
ASS TO ASS, BABY!
ASS TA ASS!

>>33377399
I would never assume I could bring a woman to orgasm lmao I don't have that kind of confidence
My ex told me I did a couple of times from oral though. I mean maybe she was lying but I don't see what reason she'd have to

>>33377622
It's not really a Nintendo seal of quality.

>>33377627
nta we're talking about breast development specifically.