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Anonymous No.33377001 [Report] >>33377158 >>33377351 >>33377404 >>33377501 >>33377611 >>33377681 >>33377763 >>33377793 >>33379740 >>33379819 >>33379852 >>33381553 >>33381565 >>33381597 >>33381907 >>33381910
What do you do if you're 25yo and never held hands or hugged a girl romantically? Am I allowed to go after 18yo? I'm basically 18 romantically. In fact they might have more sexual experience than me.
Anonymous No.33377034 [Report]
What happens to niggas when they miss out on teen romance, what a shame
Anonymous No.33377040 [Report]
Bruh there are like a million threads about this tired topic. If you can't man up than it's over for you.
Anonymous No.33377134 [Report] >>33381026
18 is legal, you absolutely can. careful because some girls who say they're 18 are in fact younger.
>25yo and never held hands or hugged
kek, never mind.
keep waiting, anon. someday soon, a gf will materialize out of thin air, no effort required. just like your video games
Anonymous No.33377158 [Report] >>33377508
>>33377001 (OP)
I can see making it to, say, 20 with no social life. But beyond that you really have to have been working hard to avoid one. Just make up your mind to change things. Whatever you've been doing, stop. Whatever you haven't been doing, try.
Anonymous No.33377351 [Report]
>>33377001 (OP)
I won't read calendar of doom threads. What's with these subhuman retards who spend so much time worrying about being behind instead of just getting on with getting the thing they want?
Anonymous No.33377404 [Report]
>>33377001 (OP)
Do you get paid per shitty thread?
Anonymous No.33377415 [Report]
Can you just not be a lard ass
Anonymous No.33377501 [Report]
>>33377001 (OP)
>Eat better
>Dress better
>Gym
>Volunteer / join clubs / go to climbing gyms to meet people and work on social skills. Learn to make small talk, engage in friendly banter with strangers, talk to girls and try flirting. Maybe you'll meet someone doing this
>Dating apps once you look decent and have some confidence

Also, if you have no direction in life
>Pick something you wanna do and just go for it. It's not a big deal. If it fails you can try something else after, it's not a life commitment to decide to start doing X (whether it's learning a trade, going to college, med school, law school, whatever)
Anonymous No.33377508 [Report] >>33377632
>>33377158
Bro what? It's literally the opposite. You're surrounded by peers in school and college, if anything it gets harder after that because everyone just works all the time
Anonymous No.33377611 [Report]
>>33377001 (OP)
if you care about age you already lost
Anonymous No.33377632 [Report] >>33377675 >>33380287
>>33377508
>Being locked up in a government building where you are sorted by zip code and birth date, in a controlled environment so tightly managed by agents of the government that you can't go outside, play, read, or do anything you want unless given permission. This includes talking to other kids being forbidden the majority of the time. THIS is the perfect place to socialize!
>Real life, where you can do what you want when you want and talk to whomever you like whenever you life? SOCIALIZING IN SUCH CONDITIONS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
Public school breaks the minds of children
Anonymous No.33377675 [Report] >>33379149
>>33377632
>Real life, where you can do what you want when you want and talk to whomever you like whenever you life?
what?
like who?
You're free to go socialize with the disabled mentally ill middle aged people who hang around sitting at park benches on 11AM on a school day?

Structure is good, actually. Especially for socializing and learning how to socialize.
Anonymous No.33377681 [Report]
>>33377001 (OP)
same but 28. not fat or ugly either. it doesn't get better and retards will just mock you because they can't imagine any other kind of circumstances but their own. what? you didn't have 9 zillion opportunities to socialize growing up? what's wrong with you?
Anonymous No.33377763 [Report] >>33381798
>>33377001 (OP)
>they might have more sexual experience than me.
lol, you think?
Anonymous No.33377793 [Report] >>33379646
>>33377001 (OP)
>Am I allowed to go after 18yo?
No.
Anonymous No.33379149 [Report] >>33381553
>>33377675
Can you walk and chew gum at the same time, you drooling moron?
the Real World has stuff like parties, events, and so on.
Anonymous No.33379646 [Report] >>33379657
>>33377793
A woman typed this post. Concern about men dating younger women is just women engaging in sexual competition with each other.
Anonymous No.33379657 [Report]
>>33379646
calm down, it was just a shitpost
Anonymous No.33379740 [Report] >>33381798
>>33377001 (OP)
>In fact they might have more sexual experience than me.
they do. pretty much every girl in my high school that I talked to had lost their virginity around 13-16. my first girlfriend was 17 when i started chatting her up and she got fucked by a fat ugly nigger when she was 15
Anonymous No.33379819 [Report] >>33379845 >>33381904
>>33377001 (OP)
>Am I allowed to go after 18yo? I'm basically 18 romantically. In fact they might have more sexual experience than me
This is not a mindset capable of informed consent.
You refuse to ask a sensible question like "Will she like me?" or "Will I like her?".
Instead, you care about relative experience levels.
That is shit that does not matter, and if you insist on caring about it, it means you'd rather feel anxious than affectionate.
Anonymous No.33379845 [Report]
>>33379819
>it doesnt matter bro!
it does
Anonymous No.33379852 [Report]
>>33377001 (OP)
Why do you want 18 year olds? You're in the prime age range to bang 20 year old college girls.

>taller
>bigger tits
>nicer asses
>smooth womanly bodies where they are just thin enough while also having something to grab onto
>hitting the peak of horniness where they will fuck just about anybody who has the balls to hit on them
Anonymous No.33380287 [Report] >>33382390
>>33377632
>THIS is the perfect place to socialize!
Yes, because like you said you're forced to be around other people with not much in the world to care about.
>Real life, where you can do what you want when you want and talk to whomever you like whenever you life?
Doesn't correspond with actually having the means or resources to get what you want.
Anonymous No.33381026 [Report]
>>33377134
Why are you such a cunt? The anon just asked for advice. He didn't say he won't work hard for it. Maybe he fucked up in his early 20s and was too lazy to get it, but he's willing to try now.
Anonymous No.33381414 [Report]
OP here, I'm short and Indian. But I have a muscular body and a decent face for my race. I'm a more lighter skinned brand of Indian. The only thing that sucks is that since I'm such a niche race in my area, there are no women explicitly attracted to me. White women go for white men, blacks for blacks, Hispanics for Hispanics. I don't see any Indian women who would actually be genetically predisposed to be attracted to me. I bet almost all of the people here that have had sex belong to one of those racial groups I listed.
Anonymous No.33381553 [Report] >>33382390 >>33382399
>>33377001 (OP)
>bro couldn't rizz up 18 yos when he was 18 himself
>plans to do it as a 25 year old Gen X Boomer
best of luck in your future endeavors

>>33379149
>parties, events
what parties did you go to as a home schooled boy? nana's tea party?
Anonymous No.33381565 [Report] >>33381573
>>33377001 (OP)
I'm in my late 30s and I go out with a 19 year old, you're fine to go after anyone legal, there's no gay reddit rules, man. Thinking that type of shit is why you're a loser "what will people think of me" unless it's illegal is irrelevant, your complete lack of self confidence is why nobody likes you.
Anonymous No.33381573 [Report] >>33381575
>>33381565
What does self confidence mean to you? Do you invite your gf into the bathroom to smell the shit you just took? Is that how confident you are?
Anonymous No.33381575 [Report] >>33381590
>>33381573
No, it means not making threads crying on 4chan asking if reddit will dislike me if I date someone younger.
Anonymous No.33381590 [Report]
>>33381575
How did your self confidence help you get a 19 year old
Anonymous No.33381597 [Report] >>33381617 >>33381798
>>33377001 (OP)
>they might have more sexual experience
Oh buddy, they do
Anonymous No.33381617 [Report]
>>33381597
How much more.....?
Anonymous No.33381798 [Report]
>>33377763
>>33379740
>>33381597
Anonymous No.33381904 [Report]
>>33379819
A first relationship has to be with someone of equal experience. You can't date someone who's had more partners than you as you first.
Anonymous No.33381907 [Report] >>33381918
>>33377001 (OP)
>What do you do if you're 25yo and never held hands or hugged a girl romantically?
Just go on lad. Life goes on.

t. 28 khv years old
Anonymous No.33381910 [Report]
>>33377001 (OP)
>Am I allowed to go after 18yo?
Yes.
Anonymous No.33381918 [Report] >>33382409
>>33381907
Humans cannot live optimal lives without relationships or sex. People without those things get sick much more often, and die earlier.

It's literally impossible to live without them because your life won't be as good as what's "normal".
Anonymous No.33382390 [Report] >>33382606 >>33382741 >>33382857
>>33381553
>what parties did you go to as a home schooled boy?
Before I was 13 there were
>BBQs, Autumn get togethers, Thanksgiving Potlucks, the Social hall on Sundays, family meetups, and a lot more
Once I was 13+
>4 yearly teen dances for 13-19 year olds
>4 different teen events at the church
>Various kids hosting parties
More importantly, moron, I was talking about the fact that as an adult, AN ADULT, you can go to parties and events. Like the one I am going to tomorrow for yong singles
>>33380287
>Being locked in a building where you can only talk with permission = socialization
Your mind = broken
Anonymous No.33382399 [Report] >>33382606
>>33381553
>25 year old Gen X Boomer
Do you just randomly paste words together or are you having a stroke?
Anonymous No.33382409 [Report] >>33382442
>>33381918
Meanwhile, Outside, chaste religious types of any religion who never, ever have sex ever tend to live very long lives and have good health
Anonymous No.33382442 [Report] >>33382570
>>33382409
Who's actually staying virgins AND not at all frustrated about never finding a good partner? If you're religious it only causes more frustration because the god of the religion probably says they were meant to have something.
Anonymous No.33382570 [Report] >>33382620
>>33382442
>duuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
FTFY
Anonymous No.33382606 [Report]
>>33382390
>>BBQs, Autumn get togethers, Thanksgiving Potlucks, the Social hall on Sundays, family meetups, and a lot more
those ALL sounds like family meet ups

>4 yearly teen dances for 13-19 year olds
>4 different teen events at the church
>Various kids hosting parties
yeah? Well a few posts ago you were mad at schools for exactly that same reason of "being sorted by birth date"

how would you even know what school was like if you were home schooled anyways?

>>33382399
it's that zoomers don't consider themselves to be zoomer anymore when they reach 25, because it's le magical number that makes you le heckin old, so they transform into Gen Xers or millenials I guess.
Anonymous No.33382620 [Report]
>>33382570
>I'm retarded actually
Didn't ask
Anonymous No.33382741 [Report]
>>33382390
>Being locked in a building where you can only talk with permission = socialization
It's where most people meet their best friends and shit like that, so it counts for something.
Anonymous No.33382857 [Report]
>>33382390
>>Being locked in a building where you can only talk with permission = socialization
homeschool bro doesn't know about recess, lunch break, that 15 minutes between each class to get your other books and whatnot, passing notes in class for Gen Xers and millenials, or messaging your friends on your phone discord app for the zoomers