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Previously on ATOGA:
>>33379151
why are people so obsessed with the affair? it happens all the time geez.
Good morning. I love you.
Gender
Are you a hoarder? Do you have an easy time letting go of things?
>>33380850Go outside. Nobody is talking about it.
>>33380857M, I have a rule when I clean things out: if I haven't touched it in a year, it needs to go.
>>33380845 (OP)>MKG EditionWut
>>33380850several funny factors
>kinda famous>going to cost him millions>he went for a mid 40-something coworker instead of a hottie>their reaction
>>33380857yes, of course i am. hoarding stuff is almost the entire purpose of life
>>33380865Your gender, fucking retard.
Why do I feel the impulse to try and chat with any ig slut I see. Im not necesarily talking about borderline-ai generated sluts, but simply women who show skin a lot.
>>33380870male validation = engagement from hot girls
According to a 2022 Ipsos poll, 60% of Americans find it acceptable for younger women to date older (by a decade or more) men, while 71% find it acceptable for older men to date younger women. In other words, for the same activity involving the same man and woman, more people are willing to approve the man's action than the woman's.
https://www.ipsos.com/en-us/news-polls/age-gap-dating
State gender and how society should go about correcting this inequality so that younger women who date older men are as accepted as older men who date younger women.
>>33380866yours first, delroy
>>33380870Because you're not black pilled enough to not bother? I would never do that sort of thing because I am fully convinced it would be pointless to even try.
>>33380878Mostly M, but it's funny to pretend to be a foid here.
Femanons, I could spend housr talking about how much I'd love to spend time doing things that you enjoy, how I'd actually do chores and whatever needs to be done because I don't want to be a burden or a slob, how I'd love to work with you to see what you like you sexually so you're satisfied... and you wouldn't belive me because you've convinced yourself that it's impossible and you have to settle for less. What do you think?
>>33380871this seems to kinda be it.
>>33380880Maybe? i went aroud being red and blackpilled from time to time tbqh.
>>33380862Haven't you heard what happened with picrel?
>>33380845 (OP)>Be in 30s, happily married with kids>Still have a stupid crush on girl I lost my virginity to.>whenever I know she is going to be at a mutal event i can't help but feel excited and look forward to seeing herI wouldn't ever cheat and I don't see her often, just a few times a year max but why does she still make me feel butterflies when I see her? I haven't seen her in 5 years and haven't thought about her but I know she is going to be at a mutual event next month and I'm looking forward to seeing her. Mind you, she literally rejected me when I caught feels all those years ago lol. Despite that we continued hooking up and she would still let me cuddle and would be affectionate towards me.
>>33380884i guess i could believe you
>>33380857M
I guess it's 50/50. I don't like getting rid of stuff, but there comes a point when I think "Ok enough, this has to go"
>>33380883i have never pretended to be female, although i don't always correct people when they make assumptions that i am
>>33380845 (OP)Females , how common is porn addiction in girls. Are you or your friends porn addicts or openly say they watch porn?
>>33380850Nobody knew who he was last week, the affair is funny because it was revealed in such a silly and over the top way plus he's rich so it's more of a scandal.
>>33380876M. We should publicly execute anyone who expresses an opinion so people don't feel judged.
>>33380891When you tell your wife you love her, are you lying?
>>33380857>>33380861F
This rule doesn't work for me, because I see every interaction from myself as a degradation and therefore avoid interacting with my most beloved items like the plague. They're given the museum treatment.
I also see wantonly disposing of items as selfish, and carefully disposing of them (eg via donation or specialist waste avenues) as a burden, so my attempts to declutter just result in a big "I'll figure it out later" trash pile.
>>33380863>he went for a mid 40-something coworker instead of a hottieAs a guy in his upper 30s the middle aged men having affairs are never doing so with particularly attractive women, if I had to guess she gave him some mild compliment on something and he instantly fell for her because his wife has treated him like glorified furniture for years.
>>33380884your words do not have much weight because every man thinks that about himself
>>33380905How about you interact with me like a beloved item
gender
is there a word that would turn you off being attracted to someone forever if you heard them say? (i can think of several)
>>33380901Why? It's an affair, people are making a big deal out of it because theyre older, Anglo American and rich. People like gossiping, you can't stop people from gossiping and or spreading rumors, unless you make it into a petition or protest
Men, would you report a woman for being in the men's bathroom on a college campus?
>>33380914f, no, I canโt think of one
>>33380850Because it is two executives doing it
>>33380916I'd say nice dick bro
>>33380891MKG ahh post
99% bait
1% you're a tard who idolizes her because you don't know her well enough
>>33380914F. "Good girl", "princess", etc. Also any racial slur against me outside the bedroom.
>>33380916No I just stare at her meanly, so she feels unwelcome there
>>33380915I wasn't talking about the affair you idiot.
>>33380923what racial slurs apply to you?
>>33380891>why the illusion has not been ruined yet by reality
>>33380906>the middle aged men having affairs are never doing so with particularly attractive womenI'm banging a hot 19-year-old, and I'm not even a CEO. This guy could have done so much better.
>>33380914M
Patronizing and condescending shit like "good job", "I'm proud of you" or "you've done enough"
>>33380934nta but not everyone just cares about what someone looks like
what's this affair everyone's talking about?
>>33380938The one I had with your mother
>>33380850>why are people so obsessed with the affair?They hate rich people, so they get a hate boxer when they fuck up.
>>33380857F
>Are you a hoarder? No
>Do you have an easy time letting go of things?Some things, but I'm very organized.
>>33380884>What do you think?I think people, and men especially, will lie to get what they want. And as soon as they get it, they get complacent and let the mask slip.
>>33380899>Females , how common is porn addiction in girlsNot very, especially since women aren't as visually driven as men.
>Are you or your friends porn addicts or openly say they watch porn?We all talk openly about porn. Some of us even send each other links and recommendations.
>>33380914>is there a word that would turn you off being attracted to someone forever if you heard them say?The N-word, if you're a man.
>>33380923God, any "baby girl", "little girl", "daddy's girl" shit makes me want to vomit.
>>33380926That one is annoying, but I'll allow it.
>>33380927I don't like being called infantilizing things. A guy would either need to know me so poorly that he's using that sort of shit too early, or he's purposefully saying it to bother me. Either way, fuck him.
>>33380931I'm part latina and part black. So many of them.
>>33380936those are all phrases, but i'll accept it
I'm about to clean my apartment. I get bored without audio, so I'll be listening to something: podcasts, femdom erotic audio, music, youtube videos, something. Women, tell me what to listen to.
>>33380911I mean, if you really want to just sit untouched in the back corner of my wardrobe for years... actually no, please don't, I sleep in that room.
>>33380942>makes me want to vomitMore like makes me want to beat his ass. I don't get how anyone can like that shit. Fetish or otherwise.
>>33380923>>33380942How about good women?
>>33380914I've dumped a girl for calling me "bebe" before.
>>33380923I like calling my girl "my good girl." What makes that a turn off for you?
>>33380938The Coldplay thing?
>>33380947Listen to the deluxe version of Stick Season by Noah Kahan
>>33380952I don't mind being called a good woman. But context and tone makes the difference between a somber compliment on my decency and an attempt to treat me like a fucking animal that did a trick.
>>33380956i've managed to avoid an awareness of that
>>33380947https://youtu.be/GqIHVJX8HRU?si=9TaNAvTVNx1k_m3h
Iโll do some cleaning too whilst listening to this.
>>33380956Probably, I saw that too.
>>33380949Being ignored and unloved by women is my kink. My life is like a constant porno.
>>33380947The SCUM Manifesto by Valerie Solanas
>>33380907>>33380942Is it really so hard to imagine that a guy simply wants a person that he could make happy?
Women, if your husband was having an affair, how would you like to find out?
>>33380931Please consult with the graph
>>33380955It's infantilizing. You call babies and dogs "good girl". Not a woman you respect as an equal.
>>33380958hey i live there
>>33380934>done so much betteragain, you're missing why most of that class of guy has an affair in the first place. His wife likely hooked up with him when he was a relative nobody, and takes him entirely for granted and views herself as the one who "settled." The side piece on the other hand probably only ever knew him as the big shot and sees him "in his element" during the day and has a much more realistic idea of who he is and what his value is, and accordingly she probably treats him a lot better than his wife does, it probably started platonically until he had some difficult day and went to her for emotional support instead of his wife and that was it. I've seen this same pattern repeat many times, anyone in a corporate setting does. Most guys by that age aren't horny enough to throw everything away for 19 year old pussy, a woman that's nice to them on the other hand...
Another funny one, a colleague's wife accompanied us to a conference once, she talked about how her husband was this shy and introverted guy, which wasn't the man I knew at all. Anyways she was really weirded out by seeing her husband suddenly the center of attention and giving speeches and greeting people and stuff.
>>33380967not at all, I know the intentions are good and pure, but this is only said by men that never had to come to terms with the fact that wanting to do something and being someone and actually trying to do them and be them consistently irl are two very very different things and that intentions alone are an insanely fickle ground to build upon
itโs better than having bad intentions I suppose
>>33380971You're so weird
>>33380968by him telling me
How do I make a girl like me
>>33380986be someone that makes her feel excited for tomorrow
>>33380986do what i do but in exactly the opposite way
>>33380980That much is true. Why can't I dislike certain words without being called weird, though?
>>33380947against the kitchen floor
>>33380976Fair enough. Obviously I only said that in the thread as an example, I don't go around saying to women how good I am nor do I think mere intentions are enough.
>>33380986I have all those answers, and more. Just buy my $200 course, or sign up for private 1 on 1 coaching
>>33380990Because it is weird. Most women like it. My gf loves it when I call her princess or sweetheart or cute shit like that. It makes you sound like you have some sort of complex where you have to prove some shit. Makes you sound like a man.
>>33381000I probs have a complex, but I don't think that makes me weird. Just troubled like everyone else.
Inside of you, there are two wolves.
One loves skinny, tall white girls.
The other loves thicc latinas.
>>33381006It is unconventional though and therefore weird. When I hear it I think damn that is out of the ordinary.
Have you ever been aura farmed? State gender.
>>33381006you'll outgrow it. you're taking it too personally
>>33381007And the both wolves a gay trannies
>>33381000Nta
I agree with her
I hate pet names
Baby honey sweetheart, all makes me cringe, it's so fake and performative
Let's just call eachother by our names
>>33381013M zoomer
Don't even know what that is
>>33381013M
Don't beleive in the concept
>>33381011I don't think those two things need to be synonymous in tone. I'm different, doesn't mean it's remarkable.
>>33381014Idk about that.
>>33381019This
>>33381023.
>>33381022https://youtu.be/TSu9YQ-u2Sw
>>33381019there's no age limit on emotional stuntedness
>>33381034Why are HR cunts like this?
>>33381034How can one become this based?
>>33381024it's some broad i work with, i don't have much of an imagination
>>33381037"Grow out of it" implies some level of youth/inexperience/naivety which she isn't
>>33380857>Are you a hoarder? M
No, I am the exact opposite. I don't even have wall decor. I think houses look best when they are empty and minimalistic. That's partially why I never want to get married.
>>33380951>I don't get how anyone can like that shit.It's almost exclusively men that get off on the infantalization of women and women that get off on the fact that they never had a dad. Good girl doesn't bother me as much, but I could only tolerate it from two people and one is Arthur Morgan.
>>33380967>Is it really so hard to imagine that a guy simply wants a person that he could make happy?I have a hard time believing most people, never mind just men, are selfless enough to want to make other people happy without an ulterior motive.
>>33380968>Women, if your husband was having an affair, how would you like to find out?Certainly not publicly.
>>33380970Pardo only applies to Brazilians, which is why I call myself afro-Latino
>>33380972>hey i live thereYou're the greatest thing we've ever lost.
>>33381007>Inside you, there are two wolvesYou are a zoophile
>>33381024>Post you're ideal gfMy current gf is perfect. Maybe if she was just a little bit thicker.
>>33381013F
Donโt know what that is
>>33381013No but I aurafarmed some kid in GTA by driving over him and yelling nigger
>>33381044are you claiming she's a fully mature and well-adjusted woman then?
>>33381028You're different but in a way that's rare and surprising. You go against the grain. That makes it weird
>>33381016It's nice and charming
>>33381052It's pointless, fake and gay
I dont like infantilizing women
>>33381051No but I'm saying that she's old enough that she's probably stuck in her ways and won't change
>>33381053Delicious phenotype
>>33381055It's not pointless or fake it's an expression of admiration
And they love it
>>33381060>default insta bimbo no. 765003
>>33381062Why do ls become rs but rs become ls
Are Asians retarded
>>33381065Nta but she's qt
>>33381056sounds like someone ripe for growing out of it to me
>>33381053What is it like to date this specimen?
>>33381061I dont like it.i want a wife not a shithead who needs a surrogate father figure
>>33381053Tits need to be way smaller. And modest girls are better.
>>33381060She really is the peak of femininity, isnt she?
>>33381062Why is Anthony Fantano pretending to be Asian?
>>33381053Disgusting
>>33381067Rock bottom taste
>>33381070When did surrogate father figures come into this
>>33381067She's an ugly hag, has botox, and an awful nose job
>>33381080That's the point of pet names
Infantilizing the woman
Literally a ddlg fetish
>>33380884>What do you think?I would be on edge that you will mentally deteriorate into being mad at me for no reason and get bored even though I have a very wide variation of things I enjoy/hobby.
Women, how'd your first blowjob go?
>>33381052I guess I'll just have to accept that language.
>>33381083offense is taken, not given
>>33381088Odd. Was really drunk and can barely remember anything.
>>33381074>>33381081Still would, stop being so picky you give incels a bad rep
>>33381088I donโt remember but I suppose it went well, since I have always been fond of them.
>>33381062When a mulatto rizzler moggs you in front of some qt gyatts while playing Young Black and Rich on his JBL speaker
>>33381046>You're the greatest thing we've ever losthm? what's that mean?
>>33381088Weirdly. I blew my first bf outside at school. I just did what I practiced at home and eventually he came, and I honestly wasn't paying attention to him at all since I was so focused on not hurting him somehow.
>>33381095Yeah id fuck her too. She's one night stand material
>>33381095Having zero standard is exactly how you end up with a gold digging bitch like that. You retard.
>>33381097So it's like being a severely autistic mulatto?
>>33381094I'm in too good of a mood to fight anyone over how they use a word that technically can apply.
leaving for a nice long walk once i get all this piss out of my system
>>33381105Pro tip squeeze your balls to get the last drops out
>>33380928I still stand by what I said you dumbass.
>>33380914Yeah probably "good girl" would make me retch. Words are forgivable, but I think in a three strike rule at me would disqualify you. Also inflection severely matters.
Men, have you ever filmed a POV rizz video?
Women, have you ever been in a POV rizz video?
>>33381110Can you fuck off you autist
>>33380968>Women, if your husband was having an affair, how would you like to find out?I'd probably sue him and or if I had nothing to lose id go to jail. Nothing like a bitch getting scorned
>>33381113Nta but you'd hurt him over an affair? That doesn't sound fair, it's just sex
>>33381088Not good. I wish we had just kept kissing or cuddling, I was an idiot.
>>33381110I dont think there is anyone on this board who this applies to. The men here arent desperate for social media fame and the women on here are all too ugly to appear in these videos
>>33381113How would you even sue him. You can't sue someone for cheating.
>>33380884If a woman told you she will let you do whatever, wherever, cook you a three course meal every single night, would sacrifice all her alone time for whatever you wanted, always game, your balls will always be empty...
Would you think "ideal partner" or would you think "okay this one's a dreamer"?
A lot of people DREAM about being the perfect partner. Very few people can practice what they preach or enjoy the reality of it as much as they enjoy the fantasy. Them having the fantasy is a green flag compared to someone not even fantasizing about being a great partner. But it doesn't really mean much for what you can expect.
>>33381115Some people are simply unstable
>>33380968Obviously by him telling me straight up, it's the only thing that woud make me not instantly end the relationship. Physical infidelity I would at least try to deal with but dishonesty, no, zero interest.
>>33380986>How do I make a girl like meClone yourself, and remove the Y chromosome while doubling the X chromosome.
Femanons you should buy a gun
>>33381125I don't like guns. I keep a bat next to my bed instead.
>>33381115Nice bait
When someone cheats they forefit their right from bodily harm
Where do I find a gf with some basic self respect that isnt a radical feminist?
>>33381125ok
give me money pls
>>33381098>hm? what's that mean?https://youtu.be/ENHC9RkzFLA
>>33381088>Women, how'd your first blowjob go?I don't remember. I was like 7.
>>33381125>Femanons you should buy a gunI have a lot of guns. I'm Texan.
>>33381127You should like guns. A bat wouldn't do shit against even an unarmed male attacker
>>33381127Lame
>>33381133Ok how much do you want
>>33381127helpful if someone starts throwing balls at you i guess
>>33381135>I'm Texanmy condolences
>>33381130Uhhh... No they don't? Can't you be an adult about it and just cut them off?
>>33381135I wish girls like that existed, big round glasses and wool shorts are sexxxxxo... Especially if they're into literature
>>33381138Nta but if she managed to sock you in the face with that thing it'd hurt pretty fucking bad.
>>33381139whats the most erotic gun and how much does it cost?
>>33381088It was okay. I was super nervous, even though I was already twenty and it was with a guy I'd been close with for years, so it didn't really feel real, kind of like watching yourself in a movie.
But I had been very afraid of many scenarios in advance. I was afraid I'd be super grossed out face to face with one irl, that I'd hate the smell or taste, that I'd puke, I don't know. It was fine. A lot less dramatic or porn-y than I had imagined it. The guy was long glad for any second I spent down there, did not press down on me or anything like that, I was allowed to just explore (he also knew it was my first). I was surprised by how pretty I found his dick.
Definitely didn't make him cum though.
>>33380914>is there a word that would turn you off being attracted to someone forever if you heard them say? (i can think of several)M. Probably not a word, but certainly a phrase. If, when saying goodbye, she said "be a good boy" for example. Referring to my penis as "him" rather than "it" would probably come close. Unironic use of hate speech would obviously qualify.
>>33381138I think it'd do more than nothing.
>>33381141So funny.
>>33380916Nah I would just smirk
>>33380845 (OP)Why the fuck would a girl end things after a few dates but then proceed to ask me to stay the night, watch a film and say she wants to kiss me? I turned her down and left. she said she wanted to kiss me AGAIN in the doorway. I declined and left.
>>33381146I'd grab it easy, women are weak af
>>33381135Why did every single femanon get diddled as a kid?
>>33381125Yeah, maybe I should. Probably gonna get an AR-15 if I could pick.
>>33381127nta, but a woman who keeps any kind of physical weapon at her bedside for self defense is delusional, if you're too spooked for a gun buy a taser.
>>33381150A gun would actually solve the problem
Just tell us if you can't buy one due to being mentally unsound
>>33381149Was seeing a girl who referred to her pussy as "she" and unironically used the word "queen" when talking to friends
>>33381160ew
I said erotic, not perverted
do you reckon you could live with a partner who was deaf and mute?
>>33381053Why is there no male equivalent of this? I want mainstream media of himbo chads tonguing clams with such fervor that their huge bulging dicks jiggle and bounce on screen
>>33381024She doesn't exist
>>33381173it would take a lot of getting used to but I guess I could make it work
>>33381165are you 10 years old or something?
>>33380914>is there a word that would turn you off being attracted to someone forever if you heard them say?Consistently saying "willy" when she means "penis".
>>33381174I guess men chopping wood would be equivalent but it is generally due to women being a lot less visual and less horny.
>>33381161Is it really that common?
>>33381171What even is an erotic gun. Like sexy? One I'd make love to?
>>33381173M
I'd have to learn sign language
Otherwise yeah I dont see any issues
>>33381182Probably one what would be hot on a woman
The fact that girls ITT say they'd use physical violence on their partners is scary. No guy has ever gone that far but girls can just say "Yeah I'd stab him for cheating on me". That's batshit insane, nobody deserves to be stabbed for a affair, how can you even sleep next to someone if they might stab you because they suspect an affair?
>>33381180What is it about chopping wood?
Just the man displaying his strength and being sweaty and destroying shit?
>>33381180No shit I'm "less visual" and "less horny" when the sex advertisement offered to me is some hairy boomer doing boring labor instead of attractive young men simulating oral sex
>>33381125I should but I don't know where to go to practice shooting and im stingy.
>>33381167I don't want a gun in the house while I'm living with my dad, but I'm also just opposed to having one around in general.
>>33381182There are a lot of pistols like glocks that come factory standard with pink and glitter and stuff I guess, I remember telling my then gf to get a black one instead because if you pull that thing you don't want people thinking it's a toy.
>>33381189M
>,no guy has ever gone that farKek retard
Cheaters deserve physical violence
Maybe not death necessarily but some tire irons to the kneecaps
>>33381192There is not enough demand for that
>>33381177Whatโs wrong with liking big boobs
>>33381195Glocks are the trannys of handguns
Brickhon build
>>33381197That's been said of every market that is now female-dominated, which is almost all of them
>>33381165Whoaaa her tiddies are gonna get wrinkly and really saggy when shes old asf. Her nurses are going to have to be careful wear masks when they wash/bathe her
>>33381189I'm pretty sure most of the guys in this thread are unanimous about going nuclear in the event of discovering an affair. I wouldn't physically harm a cheating partner but I would engage in a bunch of behavior that would probably be psychotic under normal circumstances.
Either: has your significant other ever woken you up with oral sex? Why not?
>>33381193Aren't there shooting ranges everywhere in America
>>33381196You should've been a better partner or picked a better person if you get cheated on. Just walk away, find someone else
Like how do you even get mad at cheating instead of just losing feelings?
>>33381205M
Never had a significant other
>>33381200I'm not some /k/ autist if it shoots reliably I don't care about anything else
>>33381202Ma'am that's a drawing
The key to keeping a woman is to literally never tell her about your Ls. Don't tell her about your embarrassing moments, your trauma, your fears, etc or else she will get the ick. The femoid brain always equates confidence with competence.
>>33381085If I have a partner that cares for me and who is happy, I'd have no reason to get mad. I understand why would you think that, but to me the concerning thing is that you think that's the norm or how it's supposed to be.
>>33381120I'd honestly find it off puting if she was so willing to sacrifice things like her alone time or her own desires for me. Like I'd said in another reply, I know that just having that fantasy or good intentions is not enough.
>>33381208No I want to beat people
What are you gay or something? Lmao pussy ass bitch
What are the rules in the US around uaing Miss and Madam?
>t.retarded european
>>33381205F, no, because I didn't ask for it and he didn't come up with it. I don't like to be messed with while I'm unconscious anyway.
>>33381115Im not gonna kill him or her. I'd just him with a brick in a satchel, I'd probably shave both their hair off too, it wouldn't be bad for either, shaving helps some or most women, guys dont like it if they have trouble growing their hair.
>>33381205F, yes. But I was upset about it.
>>33381212I know. But I obvs can't post her, so I'll just use the cartoon I made of her back when we answered that question with picrews ITT.
>>33381199those are just grotesque. the proportion is all off. you don't need tits to fill your entire field of vision.
>>33381201And it has been said about a lot more markets that have remained male dominated
>>33381217Miss is what you say to women you don't know the name of and madam is what you say if you want to be weird
>>33381146nta but I think unfortunately women overestimate how they'd fare againt an angry male opponent. A kick in the nuts or poking their eye would hurt him, but usually not enough to make him release you or relent. And the same applies if you try to use a weapon but aren't really that strong.
>>33381211All handguns made now are reliable
Might as well get something that isn't a mushy piece of shit
>>33381024Someone cute and nerdy
>>33381013People are mostly fake.
>>33381173M
I know the sign language of my country, so yeah. I think I'd be a good experience.
>>33381207Yes but the prices have probably gone up. Kind of wish it didn't cost a lot.
>>33381214Good thing I have no trauma, not really afraid of anything, and simply don't feel embarrassment
>>33381226What if I want to addres somebody in an E-Mail. Should it always be
Dear Miss XYZ
>>33381189I'm a guy and even if I think that physical violence over an affair might be going a bit too far, I'd almost be willing to justify it. I wouldn't feel bad for the cheater, at least.
>>33381232Not all people. Go take care of your kids
>>33381217There are no rules
Not like we follow "The King's English" down to the letter
>>33381173M
Yh it would probably be difficult at first but id happily learn sign language
>>33381227The momentum does most of the work. Esp if it's made of metal.
>>33381226What about stuff like "dear sir or madam"
>>33381143>my condolencesThanks. Our governor is going to the handicapped section of hell, right next to FDR.
>>33381161>Why did every single femanon get diddled as a kid?Because men put their own sexual gratification over the health, safety, and mental wellbeing of children.
>>33381174>I want mainstream media of himbo chads tonguing clams with such fervor that their huge bulging dicks jiggle and bounce on screenLet her cook
>>33381179That density is crazy
>>33381189>No guy has ever gone that farMen regularly talk about killing their partner if they caught them cheating.
6% of male homicide victims are killed by their partner and a lot of them are gay. 34% of female homicide victims are killed by their partner.
>>33381205>has your significant other ever woken you up with oral sex?F
Yes, I only woke up because I started choking
>>33381217>What are the rules in the US around uaing Miss and Madam?No one says madam, they say ma'am and it is used regionally.
>>33381241Yeah, but how I address a women formally?
>>33381024A Russian that isn't a slut or a bitch aka a unicorn
>>33381245That works but I usually use sir or ma'am.
>>33381024She's literally perfect
>>33381247Fucking mass repliers
>>33381252Don't bother
Americans dont beleive in "formality,"
Just say their name if you know it
Dear laura/becky/shannon, blah blah blah
>>33381257Because I have to communicate with Amis for work
>>33381260This nigga French
women why dont you like nerdy gamer tech boys?
>>33381258NTA. Some people only check in on the thread occasionally throughout the day, so they make it a point to have their moment to reply be as efficient as possible. Waiting a minute between replies isn't always an option.
>>33381254Ma'am is just a contraction of madam, what's the difference
>>33381229She unironically looks a bit like this, not a bad thing.
>>33381263Because I don't understand them often, and I've had bad experiences with gamers in the past.
>>33381262Im german you clown
Do wimminz actually dont want to get their pussy licked during one night stands? Cause it takes a long time etc.
>>33381263Because they're losers
>>33381207Yeah but finding one you like is kind of a pain in the ass and different types cater to different people. One of them near me is run by a bunch of bitchy stacies who literally made fun of my clothes one time, like I was wearing flannel and a trucker cap and they called me Redneck Ron. They have fancy furniture and a coffee bar and scones and crap, and a bunch of women's clothes and accessories with hidden holsters, really bizarre place if you think about it but they're always busy.
According to women "Emotional intelligence" in men = "Listen to me cry my eyes out over my inane problems daily, but also be super stoic yourself. If you cry because your entire family dies in a car crash I will get the ick and leave you since I had to do emotional labor and be your therapist teehee"
>>33381024Someone who will love me just the way I'm
I know someone like that doesn't exist but it would be ideal
>>33381243True. Still I think not many women are used to hit with momentum or using too much strength. I guess in a dangerous situation the fear and adrenaline would help, but I still think that it's unlikely that they'd ko the guy with one hit, and that would be very risky for a woman.
>>33381266It sounds different just trust me bro
>>33381275They wanted your dick bro
Men,
Who do we sacrifice? There is still heat in the summer left. Which one of your ceo bro's is ready for the storm? Being publicly embarassed does not sate the ritual unless the wife kills him.
>>33381276Damn you figured it out bro
>>33381281Grow up and get over this celeb bs
>>33381281Bobby Kotick, but like 10 years ago
>>33381281Didn't Luigi kill him in November or December
>>33381287Nature must heal. The order depends on it.
>>33381260actual americans don't care.
>>33381270>>33381274women are so disappointing
>>33381292You're old and fat
>>33381295I'm trying to get into gaming. I understand it's a cultural blindspot I have that I don't appreciate while others do. If PS5 wasn't so expensive, I'd buy one.
>>33381281Ntam, let's sacrifice you
well my bladder's empty so i'm off for my walk. see you, fuckers
>>33381295I'm a man
Fuck nerd faggots
Video games are gay
Literally no different than scrolling on social media for hours
>>33381300>NtamWtf does that mean
>>33381301Drink water, wear sunscreen, be safe bitch
>>33380891>pichow do I stop doing it?
>>33381309Be like me and just never fall in love in you're entire life
Women have you gone yet another year with no bf?
>>33381299>I'm trying to get into gamingWhy? i thought you dont like it
For being so obssessed with interior house design, women are very shit at it.
>>33381298>>33381300Ooh did that ruffle your feathers? Do we have candidates itt? Better think of confessing to your sins. Camel needle and such.
women don't you think they should've just ended kingdom hearts at 3? What even is the point of them making a 4
>>33381281Thiel. Because fuck Palantir with a rusty rake.
>>33381309Realise it's limerence. Fall in love with your wife. Look at her past her flaws, give her flowers
How do I get a wife to fall in love with
>>33381313Yea. I watch dramas with romance to cope.
>>33381318The guy I want to date likes video games, and I have some friends who want to play with me. So I'm hard pressed not to at least try it again.
>women with big foreheads
hnnnggg
I wish women knew how sexy reading is to men, single chicks should definitely be more into books
>>33381333>The guy I want to date likes video gameshahaha ofc
>>33381323Ooh, the kettlebell calling pot black. Youre a troll and your poor kids aren't getting the attention and affection they need from you.
>>33381323I msrurbated yesterday
Stole a cup of yogurt from the grocery store last week
All i can think of sin wise
>>33381335women don't care what we find sexy in them. In fact they actively do things to seem less sexy to men
>>33381336What's so funny?
>>33381334So I'm not the only one.
Women do you actively do things to seem less sexy to men?
>Women with big hands
Hmnng
>>33381161One normie femanon said that only weirdo girls got diddled in her class. For them to end up on 4chan, they must have already been very weird and probably deserved it anyway.
>>33381345>nerd likes video games>cringe>chad likes video games>coolmany such cases
>>33381311No, I don't think I will.
>>33381312I'd like to fall in love though. If I avoided all risk I'd never be happy.
>>33381327Fair. I think what I need to do is get to know girls I'm infatuated with better and dispel the illusion of perfection in my mind by replacing it with a real human being (and a real hero[ine])
Do you still feel younger than you thought you would by now?
>>33381354He's definitely a nerd. And I've dated nerdy guys in the past. It was a specific hatred of video games because of a bad experience with a specific guy, that's what I'm trying to get over.
>>33381358Why did people think Ryan Gosling was attractive. His eyes are all asymmetrical and weird.
>>33381359I'm 34 and feel more fit now than I did ten years ago.
>>33381359I've got to say that staying in shape definitely paid off on that front, gonna be 40 soon and my police description was
>mid to late 20s
>>33381354more like
>people I don't associate with are into thing:|
>people I do associate with are into thing:O
Bitch please I inherited 70-80% of my gaming interests from my older brother
>>33381351That normalfag is probably a sociopath unironically
>>33381359M
I feel about how I thought I would feel at 30
>>33381366Dudes will never understand that being mistaken for younger than they are is not a compliment
>>33381349yeah but because thats the way I am.
What do zoom zoom women think about dry oldschool male perfumes? Leather chypres and the likes? I'm 35 and to me they smell like granddad but I still wear them sometimes; so I am wondering what the association for young people would be. Zoomer men answers would also be interesting.
>>33381371It's not a compliment until you hit 30 at which point it starts being a compliment again, particularly when you're the last guy in the office with hair
Or darling, have you started feeling old yet?
>>33381358I think you also miss what could have been if you had tried dating her. You probably wouldn't be where you are now.
Have you ever had a date over zoom?
>>33381359>FaceMid 20s
>BodyMid 20s
>SoulLike, 80.
>>33381383I'd kill myself 2bh
Women will you watch me ascend?
i've never held hands with a girl and i'm so lonely that it feels like i'm actually dying because of it like it's actually a health issue i just have to know i have to know what feminine hands feel like please god please...
I bet I could fuck the femcelism out of our femanons
>>33381388> like it's actually a health issueBecause it is, medically, same with stress
>>33381389I think I have a lot of issues that could be dicked out of me, but the women ITT that genuinely hate the idea of being with a man are inherently never going to be swayed that way just by definition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaNwvukxz64
>>33381359M
I've always looked older than I am, and I feel even older than that.
>>33381400>but the women ITT that genuinely hate the idea of being with a manthats all femanons
>>33381399We have a collective responsibility to fix them
>>33380890>Haven't you heard what happened with picrel?Nope.
I have a theory based on context clues but I don't check my distilled news feed as often as I should. I doubt it'd be there if I had tho.
>>33381388How old are you? Are you a KHHV?
>>33380845 (OP)Females would you ever date a guy who had self harm scars on his arms?
Is it mostly the same people here every day?
Why don't you guys just make a /chat/ general?
>>3338142028 and yes khhv. mostly because of homeschooling and social isolation
>>33381422this is the chat general
>>33381425Did you go to college? What about the girls who asked you out?
>>33381422>Why don't you guys just make a /chat/ general?Because that's not what the board is for.
We exist in a grey area and I pray every day for mods to realize and end our collective misery by purging this thread from the face of the board.
>>33381417Basically it was Coldplay concert and they were showing the public with a kiss cam. And when they were showing the couple on the pic, they had a pretty exaggrated reaction, the guy literally ducking and going away and the girl covering her face. Of course everybody could tell that there was something fishy, and turns out he's the ceo of a big company or something and she's a coworker, both are married and thanks to being so inconspicuous, everybody found out.
Women would you date a 26 year old man that still likes watching bankai amvs?
>>33381433are ye dumb? why do you want to get rid of one of the only chill places on the internet?
>>33381422I show up here every once in a while, participate for a couple of days or weeks, then fuck off for months and repeat.
>>33381436not a clue what that is
>>33380891>why does she still make me feel butterflies when I see her?You never moved past the infatuation phase into a real relationship. To you, she's still just all the best parts of who she could've been.
>>33381309>how do I stop doing it?Pump the breaks whenever you feel your attachment growing. Imagine she's only going to be around for a few months before returning to her home planet forever. She's worth getting to know and share experienced with, but she's not your future. Relax and enjoy the moment.
>>33381358>what I need to do is get to know girls I'm infatuated with better and dispel the illusion of perfection in my mind by replacing it with a real human beingYes. Do this by asking her out as soon as she is comfortable with you. Don't quietly observe her for weeks or months as you slowly fall in love.
Ask her out and find out if she is worth a second date.
>>33381431i dropped out of community college after doing perfectly fine and getting a 4.0 gpa, and i've never been asked out or approached by a girl...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rrlDTUOCUI
Femanon this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE
>>33381431>the girls who asked you out?nta but lol, lmao
>>33381449Not once in 28 years? Are you trolling?
>>33381435Ah. Better than I thought but close.
Yeah, if you're going to take your mistress out on a date, accept the possibility and consequences of being caught.
>>33381455not that I know of
>>33381457Nta but you're the only one that's trolling. I've seen you do this before.
People that wake up early are simply better people.
>>33381461How? I want to help him.
>>33381349Yes, I wear huge boring clothes and have bad posture from trying to minimize my tits and ass
>>33381457no i'm not trolling no girl has ever talked to me except for the obligatory situations like when i'm buying something from the store
men, should I try snorting creatine?
>>33381472Ask your doctor
>>33381472Why would you want to
What purpose does this serve
>>33381349And you thought i was lying lol
god the doors were so fucking good
>>33381469This is hard to believe. Online gfs at least?
>>33381479improving my barnes maze performance
>>33381478you are my doctor now
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33381472No, if you become too smart, I won't be able to trick you into sex
>>33381349Women have embraced uglifying themselves to such a degree that a random chick in a sundress with a normal haircut can get an army of simps
>>33381466Yeah you're trolling
>>33381487hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>33381485Are you having trouble with your Barnes maze performance. Would it significantly alter your quality of life.
>>33381422Because then I wont have an excuse to ask femanons about their boobs.
>>33381495if by barned maze performance you mean the human experience, then yes
possibly, itโs worth a try, no?
>>33381501It might make your nose start bleeding
Also this is in rats. Are you a rat
>>33381504hi oldfag
(im fem but wtv)
>>33381505aesthetic
maybe
>>33381491Ugga booga smash
>>33381503Hi but it's not morning it's noon
>>33381506how did you sleep, tranny?
>>33381507not hungry rn sollee
If you have a long distance relationship where the man is in one country and the girl is in another country who should move where?
>>33381510catch me if you can
>>33381508What do you share in common with a rat
Another day grateful to our 120IQ Jewish overlords for inventing Playboi Carti
>>33381516nobody should move anywhere
they should only meet in the middle once to fuck each otherโs brains out and then leave it at that
>>33381511it's 12:12 that's still morning?? jus woke up late bc i stayed up until like 2am
I can't talk about anything on this site because everyone will say I'm bullshitting despite it being 100% true, but I don't have any proof of it happening so it might as well be a fairy tale.
>>33381512very good ty for asking :3
room was too hot tho
>>33381521No bro that's noon. Morning is like 5 to 11 am
>>33381516This isn't really a gendered question, move to where standard of living is better and where there's more money to be made.
>>33381523We have people here who claim to have boyfriends or girlfriends, and people who claim that the other sex is not a demonic monolith. We can believe whatever you want.
>>33381526ahahah 12 is morning wdym
(please im trying to convince myself my sleep schedule isn't fucked)
I love her so much I'd blow her up with a grenade for no reason
>>33381531You needa check yoself muthafucka
>>33381518plague
urban decay
contingency
secrecy
filth
contagion
endurance
adaptability
margins
immanence
cunning
adaption without morality
a parasitic echo of order that no longer serves a higher ideal
>>33381525any weird dreams?
women hate that men have peenies
>>33381530Gender relation problems are solely because of females. Men just want 1 girl to love.
>>33381538I think you should snort other stuff
>>33381533cute aggression aah moment
>>33381537no
>>33381543any suggestions?
>>33381516My friend (USA) met a guy in eastern Europe, both in their 30's. They got married. They're in the USA now until he gets a green card working towards citizenship, so they're basically stuck in the US until then. They tentatively plan to move to his home country eventually, but she still has to learn the language. But it's really going to come down to citizenship/green card status and economic opportunity cuz she's in the medical field and may or may not be able to work in his country.
So there's no 'right' answer here, only what opportunity allows.
>>33381542Idk, I would love to get deepthroated by one girl while another girl licks my balls and another girl fucks my ass with a strapon. It would be even better if this happened nearly every day and I just had all the girls as my personal concubines.
>>33381541?????????????????????????
>>33381530Women are weird because they say very odd things. I was walking home late at night as there happened to be two girls walking the same road (complete strangers) and one of them asked me out of the blue if I wanted to come with them in what I remember to be a somewhat joking tone, which I obviously had to decline because I don't even know them and it was late at night so I was very tired. I still don't know what she was trying to accomplish.
>>33381554take you on an adventure
>>33381554I know it sounds like bullshit but I swear it happened.
>>33381554Steal your kidneys
>>33381547What if you're from the US and genuinely believe in American ideals and view leaving the country as giving up on a dream that's worth laboring to enable? Just because things are shitty and corrupt doesn't mean you should abandon a place. It's your home after all.
>>33381560Perish. Suffer and die, you.
>>33381540the friend that doesn't like me killed me
i was walking down a street and like five kitty cats came up to me ^^
>>33380965>Being ignored and unloved by women is my kink. My life is like a constant porno.You should print this out, frame it and put it on your wall.
Then take a pic of it and post it here.
>>33381566brb going to ask freudGPT about this crap
women can i hold your clit while you pee?
>>33381483no...
i've tried going to soc and messaging women but they just arent interested which is fine... i've been online basically my whole life but never DM'd with a girl or anything... when i was a teen i used to try a little more but i learned my lesson so now i just stay in my own tiny server and if i venture out into a /soc/ discord server there's either no women in the server or they don't post at all, or they do post but i'm basically invisible to them...
>>33381576i mean if im tryna piss standing sure
not that you'd be able to find it but
>>33381567Don't have a printer unfortunately
>>33381582Go to a print shop.
>>33381572Good to see you you can go back to lurking now
>go hiking
>thinking of rewarding myself with a drink later and play some video games with friends
>on the way home, Queen comes on and I instantly want to get drunk while listening to Queen
I hate that I am like this.
I managed to get home without taking a stop anywhere and don't have any alcohol at home, but still...
>>33381577The dream begins with symbolic death. The friend who doesnโt like you kills you. This figure is not just someone from waking life, but a projection of your inner critic, the part shaped by rejection and unmet need. Their violence is the subconscious severing your attachment to being validated by others. You die, not in body, but in false identity. Then you walk a street, the path of life stripped of pretense. Five cats appear. They come freely, uncommanded. Cats symbolize instinct, autonomy, and quiet power. Five evokes the human form, the senses, the pentagram of embodied being. This is no random comfort. Your psyche is showing reintegration. After the ego dies, the soul reenters, whole, animal, unafraid. The cats are aspects of you returning. Where one figure denied your worth, five appear offering silent presence. The dream teaches this: approval is not salvation. Rejection clears space. And in that space, something deeper arrives, not love you earned, but love that simply is.
I wake up and my boobs are so soft. You stupid moids will never understand
>>33381580wont that hurt?
>>33381581>not that you'd be able to find it butwhats that supposed to mean??
I was able to do two pull-ups in a row today.
I wake up and my cock is so hard. You stupid foids will never understand
>>33381593why are you stealing my bit?
I love foids, but I cannot have a life with them. My current position in life wouldn't allow it, and I fear our blood seems to produce the most wretched of whores.
>>33380857>GenderM
>Are you a hoarder?I have a bit of a hoarding tendency, yes.
> Do you have an easy time letting go of things?No.
I try to be better about it and not buy so much shit that I don't need, because I've reach a point where I don't really have room for more stuff.
>>33381603Hypnotizing but I want to goon to bimbo boobie
>>33380857f
yes, I am always trying out new stuff and that results in new things coming into my life way too often
yes, I am just too lazy to actually do it
>>33381593I got to 15 pull-ups in a row before I gave up trying to be fit.
>>33380876>In other words, for the same activity involving the same man and woman, more people are willing to approve the man's action than the woman's.That's a bit silly, innit?
But on the other hand I can understand an old fart wanting to date young hotness than I can understand a young hotness wanting to date an old fart.
>>33381421Yea if he can date someone with bug bite scars
>>33380914>(i can think of several)I can't think of any.
Bros I think I got my dog high and addicted to weed lol I was smoking once and he walked in and I had blown some smoke there and he inhaled it I think. Now he walks up to my pipe all the time and starts pawing at it lol. What do I do? Should I make him some edible dog treats?
>soundgasm net/u/aLowlyKiton/M4F-Giving-a-Porn-Addicted-Femcel-the-Raping-Of-Her-Dreams
Male anons what do you think?
>>33380942>women aren't as visually driven as menThis has always been strange to me, considering women seem to be the ones obsessed with how clothes look, makeup, decoration etc. Doubly strange when women claim they're doing makeup and haircuts and outfits for themselves and not for men.
>>33381624>Male anons what do you think?>M4FNot gonna click on that.
If it's not F4M or F4A, I absolutely could not care less.
Would you date a girl who is mean to people who annoy her?
>>33381624i am never going to listen to audio porn of men ew
How can I help my GF become more comfortable with her pussy? She thinks it's gross and slimy
>>33381630you canโt, thats her work to do
Femanons, what are your thoughts on the Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat match at Chi-Town Rumble 1989 for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship?
>>33381629But itโs sexy? I donโt understand
>>33380970Where do those words come from? And are they really slurs or just shorthand for describing ancestry?
>>33381634NTA but I have told you this before, just find some older anon who wants to do these things with you, instead of posting about it on 4chan and leaving unsatisfied all the time.
>>33381628A guy is dating someone like that, most guys date those type of girls. They think they're sassy, they call them baddies etc. It's retarded but to each their own.
>>33381007I think one ate the other and now I love tall strong latinas.
>>33381604do women just randomly talk to you?
>>33381637I'm not sassy or a baddy but when someone starts irritating me on a consistent basis I cannot hide the disgust in my face
>>33381024She wouldn't want me to.
>>33381624I'm at work and obviously cannot listen to male rape sounds.
>>33381624mkultra type shi
>>33381628Ain't everyone like that
>>33381066>Are Asians retardedNo, racists are. And comedians sometimes pretend to be.
>>33381630Eat it like a man who's never seen food
>>33381642itโs more dubcon
>>33381650I donโt like any bodily fluids
>>33381639Yes. Pretty much everywhere. I met up with a few girls I met online too. Mostly met them in games and we hit it off.
I never used /soc/ for girls, though. I wouldn't suggest /soc/ for any man.
I want a big scary boyfriend
Since you're so into lewd audios, does anyone know of any collabs where you can actually hear both women and men?
>>33381654Would you date a guy that dropped bombs on cavemen in iraq
I shouldnโt have gone swiping last night. What do I say to these boys
>>33381650Way more tolerable than jizz.
>>33381658>drops bombs on cavemen>cavemen win
>>33381660ghost and uninstall
Do you guys wanna know how far I can nut
>>33381664Yeah cats are very cool
oki im back from my shower what did i miss
about to eat some chocolate
What's your opinion on tarot cards and zodiac?
>>33381588but i like the number 4 not 5
five is gross
>>33381679nutting hnnnggg
>>33381654me 2 twin where my men at
>>33381660This is why you shouldn't text bitches first btw. She will look down on you from the high ground. If she's interested, she will let you know.
>>33381691how is that working out for you?
If I lived in a big city like New York, I would have an Asian girlfriend. But I donโt, thus I will kill myself soon.
>>33381694just move to asia bro
>>33381694why specifically nyc? a lot of my asian friends don't like cities ใ
ใ
>>33381695Wow, rude. Wtf? Now I will live just to spite you.
>>33381692Better than when I spent time and energy on bitches just to get ghosted in the end. I hooked up with every bitch who texted me first. I do message certain girls first, but they have to be a specific type.
>>33381700lol
and what type is that?
>>33381699whatever will I do
why do men sexualize latinas?
>>33381704men sexualize literally everything
Why don't white men want white women?
>>33381169Hey, I can do that.
>>33381711get better bait
>>33381683what 14 year old made this?
>>33381711more like
why do black women date non-black men then seethe when black men date a non-black woman?
Im a scorpio femanons how doomed am i?
>>33381624What are (You)r thoughts
>>33381704i dunt fuckin understand either
>>33381704they make bjs an art form
>>33381422This is the chat general.
>>33381704as opposed to sexualizing every race?
>>33381598Last I heard, you could do three.
>>33381714I would cum on your disgusting ass pube beard bro
>>33381609How many can you do now?
>>33381730NTA latinas are mentioned in like every fucking thread
>>33381732heh i can do 6 now, actually
Women, would you rather have your bf pick out a ring and surprise propose or take you on a surprise visit to a jewler?
I can do like 25. You weak ass niggas.
>>33381704I need latina wife because Ryan Gosling has one and he's literally me
It annoys me when women act like men are the only horny ones when they goon to hands and rape hentai
>>33381740Goofy ahh no bitches drippy ass nigga
>>33381741you are not ryan gosling
>>33381634What do you not understand about men not wanting to listen to a man voicing audio porn for women?
Women describe the last man you were attracted to
>>33381752disgusting natured narcissistic asshole
>>33381739The latter, I don't like jewelry so I'd be extremely picky about a ring I'd actually have to wear. I also don't like surprises.
>>33381733You REALLY like clavicles, huh?
>>33381738Impressive. Gonna take me a long time get to that point.
>>33381752my college professor
patient, caring, good sense of humour and married
>>33381740>like 25>doesn't even know the exact numberCappin hard nigga
Your weight and your job?
>>33381751nta but this shit reminds me of when an ex girlfriend of mine found out I really liked erotica and proceeded to try to share hers, completely missing why I didn't like first person female POV of getting railed by werewolves and billionaires and shit, like she just could not comprehend that I did not find that enjoyable.
>>33381768How old? Hair status?
>>33381719The types of black women who are attractive enough to date a non-black man don't give a shit what black men are doing.
>>33381769150 and my job is to put you niggas in your place
>>3338177240s, greying dark hair
>>33381749Uhm yes I am. Except I have dark brown hair.
Women, do you want a bf or a gf with a dick?
>>33381770Women are just locked inside their own heads, aren't they.
>>333817724000, norwood 3a
Women why dont you like average men with average looks and average height and average penis?
>>33381770That's actually because women tend to roleplay with media so can appreciate erotica from different perspectives, even two men.
Men by comparison need to self-insert and see themselves in the story or they cannot relate to the situation.
>>33381778Ryan Godling is considered ugly
>>33381803Strange that you can't put yourself into male situation or at least see the validity of it
>>33381801I do but I have to keep my misandrist mask going because itโs fun
>>33381801but we do average men
>>33381813I thought you wanted the 6'8 black man with the 10 inch dick?
>>33381813(You) don't do any men.
>>33381801post a picture of you what you consider an average guy to look like
>>33381801im dating an average man with average looks and average penis
hes the best
>>33381813Post the one with the cat and the guy with the huge extremely not average bicep
>>33381813you are definitely not allowed to pretend like you want average men lmao
>>33381801All men are ugly, I go with the ones who approach me and average men don't approach me
Guy on tinder just cold messaged:
>Highkey wish u were my chocolate Fairlife
What does this mean???
>tfw below average moid
women dating average men wouldn't even help me
>>33381827Please fuck off.
>>33381808but that hurts our feelings
>>33381831okay but first why does tyler want me to be his chocolate fairlife?
>>33381827He wants to drink you
>>33381819>Still talli expected no less
>>33381833idk how to stop :/ on the inside i find men to be so adorable and sexy but idk how to soften up
>>33381827>What does this mean???he's alluding to the fact that you are a cow with loose udders
Should i start selling nudes?
>>33381837average white male height in the US is 5'10. if you're shorter than that you're not average.
>>33381803>appreciate from different perspectives>women's erotica is written overwhelmingly in first person POVright...
Erotica written by men tends to have a lot more "even" distribution of perspectives imo, it's usually with a third person omniscient narrator who gives you snippets of every party to whatever sexual act. There's not really a right or wrong way to do it, but women definitely prefer to self insert as the main character and don't concern themselves much with the experience of other characters in the narrative with the notable exception of fujos who seem to dwell on the other guy's thoughts a little too much imo.
>>33381807IMO it's because white men in particular have always been the centre of attention for virtually every form of mainstream media so they've never had to adapt or learn to see things from another's perspective.
Women by comparison couldn't even do something as basic as playing a Pokemon game in the 90's without needing to adapt to play as a male character. We had to learn lens and gaze and find enjoyment with it.
>>33381837no heโs 5โ8 and Iโm 5โ6
Being an ugly woman has protected me from evil but also barred me from experiencing love
>>33381827Oh i just looked on his profile and hes drinking from a carton of chocolate fairlife
i think he wants.. sex
>>33381850You rejected the men who asked you out, retard.
>>33381857No one has ever asked me out
>>33381847Here you go still trying to elevate your position as being better
Fuck off already
This is what google considers an average 25 year old man to look like.
Would definitely date if he doesn't have a toxic personality, is employed, has a decent social network and no addictions
>>33381846M and NTA. Personally I only like 1st person POV in my erotica. I don't understand why anyone would like anything else.
>>33381850I'd love to if you want
>>33381860want to go out to the movies?
>>33381847Oh fuck I played Tomb Raider in the 90s and it totally blew my mind having to play as a girl, holy shit guys my fragile white male mind couldn't handle the Friday movies, I was like, woah, a black guy is the main character!? I cannot relate to any of his struggles and problems now! As a man with a mother who made him read the Babysitter's Club books as a kid I really cannot take this argument seriously at all.
>>33381843Nudes for money isn't sinking any lower than nudes for attention at least
>>33381862he looks better than me and i don't have a decent social network
it's over
>>33381860Sure. I have no sympathy for ugly bitches because it's your own fault. If you asked out the first guy walking outside, you'd easily get a bf.
>>33381858I mean that's the average
>>33381843Back when you were a whale you could have sold fat fetish content nudes
>>33381850It was probably a fair deal.
>>33381843Dont be retarded
>>33381871white average is 5'10
>>33381862What if he as addicted to you
Also he does look kinda built good shoulders on him
>>33380845 (OP)wtf is this pic about and why am I seeing it everywhere?
>>33381881Those are completely average shoulders
>>33381867You had a greater perspective than most and a great mother who tried to broaden your horizons because I guarantee you wouldn't have picked up the Babysitter's Club on your own.
>>33381878True I was thinking about the overall average
>>33381850>protected me from evilHow? I'm ugly and men still bully and abuse me and try to use me for sex. In fact I don't think they do this shit to attractive women at all
>>33381883>foid when she sees a non-roided man in 2025
>>33381882CEO got caught having an affair with his HR lady at a concert
Both genders: Imagine you meet someone who's a 9/10 for you. They tell you their name and now they're a 10/10. What's the name?
>>33381862tf does decent social network even mean. and obviously you don't mean any job with 'is employed'
You just want a rich man, not an average 25 year old
>>33381881>What if he as addicted to youEven better, I like clingy men :3
>>33381888LOL
This was a funny post.
>>33381889I'm a guy, those are average, look at his torso
>>33381893F
same name as my high school crush
>>33381882Some CEO got caught cheating on his wife during the Coldplay concert. Thatโs it.
>>33381893I'm not telling you that.
>>33381883They're the first thing I noticed. Better than mine at least.
>>33381908>Better than mine at least.I'm sorry, anon.
>>33381888Don't worry sis. If it makes you feel any better I bully and abuse and use attractive women for sex too.
>>33381884I absolutely would not have lol, and while I suppose you're right my horizons were broadened I really wish she'd gone with Nancy Drew instead.
Gender
What name on the opposite gender would automatically drop their score by 5 points?
>>33381894Someone who can do the absolute basics in maintaining friendships with other adults. Ideally with their family as well.
You wouldn't believe the amount of men I've seen who have no friend group whatsoever even though they can happily chit-chat with people in their school or work.
If they lack the social skills or effort to maintain even a basic level friendship then they're not ready for a romantic relationship.
>>33381927M
The tranny freak names like Emily, Lily etc.
>>33381927M
It works the other way around. The rating of the name goes up.
>>33381915May thy knife chip and shatter
>>33381933Those are perfectly ordinary girl names?
Gender
Is this normie behavior? Is this all you've ever wanted?
I wish women weren't so judgmental
>>33381893Itโs a beautiful Yiddish name that I will not be sharing here
>>33381930>You wouldn't believe the amount of men I've seen who have no friend group whatsoever even though they can happily chit-chat with people in their school or work.feeling called out
i blame it on moving to different cities several times in the last 10 years though and it's getting increasingly difficult to make friends in new cities as you get older
>>33381933Those are normal names. In my experience they got weird ones like Juniper
>>33381940M
That tattoo is the most millennial thing i've ever seen. eeuuugghh
I will never be ready for a relationship.
>>33381927M
The only unattractive female names I've encountered irl are as follows
>Poojashe was Indian, cute, and pretty cool actually, but come on an Indian girl named Pooja? That's god or Vishnu or whoever having a laugh.
>FeloniaWas a black woman, same issue, it's like the universe is laughing.
how do americans eat bacon and not feel disgusted?
>>33381752Really nice, athletic, fun. Hard to describe his personality, but he was always calm and mindful. Imagine a monk, but one that didnโt stop growing and learning
>>33381940>Dog tattoo Oh no.
>>33381955Idgaf about haram
>>33381955because it's crispy and yummy, plus it's not too filling so you can eat it in the morning without feeling bloated
>>33381650man here but i hate when it starts drying in a prolonged goon sesh and the extra friction starts ripping the skin at the same grip strength
I love my cat more than I could ever love a woman
>>33381955The weakness of foreign digestive systems will never not make me laugh
>>33381954>>Felonia>Was a black woman, same issue, it's like the universe is laughing.Black people want rights but then name their kids stuff like this despite english being their first and only language
>>33381940M
That tattoo is actually horrendous
>>33381969Having a woman is very similar to having a cat, it's a lazy entitled creature who lays around, eats your food, and you put up with it because it manages the barest affection when you come home before fucking off to do something pointless and likely destructive.
>>33381940the guy in the back looks like hopper
>>33381944I get it and it's really common with men because of life reasons but friendships are the easiest type of relationship to maintain.
I feel like men without them should be targeting those first before looking for something much more complex like a romantic partner.
>>33381972>>33381967The worst part is I met Felonia in law school so she had to have known exactly what her name meant lmao.
>>33381975You've never had a woman or a cat, have you anon?
Week 3 of the practice gf (5/10 lightskin black girl). I really like her. If she was white, hispanic or asian I'd probably be fine making her a mother. Will this feeling ever change or will I always feel regret about her being different?
>>33381940m
average looking thicc gf? sounds nice
>>33381980Both are sleeping on my couch right now.
>>33381983If you really like her why does her race matter?
>>33381977i think i'll just end up living as a hermit on a mountain one day
>>33381983you should replace your slampiece at least twice per year to avoid becoming attached
>>33381940I thought this was some body acceptance shit and lol'd at the reverently opened jeans on my second take
>>33381940You mean the photoshoot? Nah I don't give a fuck.
>>33381954>PoojaAlternate spelling of Puja, meaning "honour, worship". The name of a Hindu ritual of reverence.
>FeloniaUm, possibly a diminutive form of one of the names that trace back to Felix "cat" or Felicitas "good luck". Or maybe parents composed a new name out of a word they are culturally more familiar with.
why isnt my college experience like this?
Women what is you filipino tube doing right now?
>>33381999I need to start buying these.
>>33381997I think it's just some nigga name they came up with. Like dayquavius. Dayquavius doesn't mean shit.
>>33381999Wtfs wrong with those people
>>33382004>I think it's just some nigga name they came up with.Yeah, that's what I said.
>>33381986because i want my kids to have the same skin tone i do? i want to preserve my culture? i want to be able to relate to the rest of my in-laws. i don't want to have to argue with their mother about how they should be raised because of conflicting cultures. not sure why you'd even ask that it's very important.
>>33381992yeaaa probably but it's been a long drought so I don't mind spending a bit more time
>>33382000they lied to me,
this is a joke i actually really really love being in university but still
>>33381999So what if I see a woman with this am I supposed to just bend her over a railing and fuck her?
>>33381843Yes and then you'll regret like every rich onlyfans women/girl
>>33382014>>33382008>>33381999I think she just made that up guys
>>33381993It's a pregnancy announcement I think
>>33382021Anons this is not me
I got my degree and a stable high paying job, when do I get a gf?
>>33382021>Anons that is not meYes it is, why do you lie?
>>33382028kittenposter after i drop a roofie in her drink
>>33382031Once you start socializing and forming meaningful friendships with women
>>33382021Don't care. Both of you should kill yourselves.
Women should i start a cum jar? why or why not?
>>33382036Where do I meet women in the wild?
Women do you bite your fingernails
Men I just stumbled upon a reddit account of a guy posting in multiple Fentanyl subreddits and then a sub asking what he can do in X state with his daughter.
Are you better than him?
>>33382048Maybe. I'm unemployed and shit but I don't do drugs or have a daughter
>>33382048Would I rape my daughter? No
Women would you date a man who has smonked weed only once?
>>33382053Do you paint them
>>33382048I've never even had a girlfriend, so probably not.
>>33382054I don't care if a guy smokes weed so long as he has control over it
>>33382062>control over itOver what?
>>33382048No, I'm vanilla and want a 'boring' life so he's better at attracting women
>>33382031go to happy hour with your coworkers and tell them you just got ghosted by a girl recently. There is a chance they'll try to set you up with a friend of theirs. Your at the stable point in life so as long as you aren't fat and go outside and socialize, you will eventually get one.
>>33382062but i dont smoke weed
>>33382065probably his penis
Women do you get so many compliments that they've lost all meaning to you
>>33382054Yes? What kind of question is this?
>>33382077No I don't really get compliments and if I do get comments about myself they're usually weird or backhanded
>>33382077nobody has ever complimented me on /adv/ :(
Should I try diluting my shampoo?
>>33382048>asking what he can do in X state with his daughter.Looks like we got another femanon joining us in the future.
>>33382067>as long as you aren't fat:(
>>33382080What about on here
>>33382083You expect me to believe that
>>33381972Is it just me or is Felony a 10/10 stripper name?
>>33382077I dont get compliments outside the internet, unless they come from my mom and sweet grandma
>>33382084I used to cum in my roommates shampoo. I don't think he ever noticed.
Men, how would you react if a close friend or brother casually boasted they cheated on their wife/girlfriend in a one night stand but wasn't going to tell them?
>>33382079Idk some women might think i'm damaged goods for trying a drug
Just ate an entire costco bag of chips. 3,300 calories.
>>3338209290% striper name
10% 17 year old self absorbed "nonbinary" girl noun name
>>33382089Honestly the only compliments I get are from other women, I don't think a man has ever said something nice about me unless they were clearly hitting on me.
>>33382093>>33382106If a man did compliment you in a not weird way how would that make you feel
>>33382098Only weird incels believe in the concept of "damaged goods".
Normal people believe anyone can grow and improve themselves.
>>33382098many women literally marry rapists
>>33382097If the girls a bitch, no snitch
Otherwise, I snitch
>>33382110anon, normal people constantly ask for extremely harsh sentences for all crimes, including the death sentence
I want a boyfriend so I can use his cum as shampoo
>>33382109It would be welcome but I think most men see compliments as a transaction for getting something in return and not just a nice thing to say to make someone else feel good.
>>33382098As long as you're not a pothead I'm fine with it
Trying things is okay it's honestly better that you tried and didn't like it
>>33382093Your bobies look comfy
>>33382116Excluding serious crimes like murder, rape or child abuse of course. You don't recover from those.
Women do you think virgin males in their late twenties are red flags?
>>33382127existing is a red flag
Women
Is it true that all of you hate Indians (Iโm half Jewish not Indian)
Iโve seen some progressive women write about how awful both Indian men and women are so Iโm curious
>>33382130F
I'm white and do not like them, at best they do not interest me. I know a few nice Indian women though
>>33382130They're pretty obnoxious
>>33382127So long as they're not the incel kind they're actually endearing
>>33382127virginity isn't a bad thing? not a red flag
>>33382135>>33382136LMAO
Canโt wait for Andrew Yang, financed by Musk, to become president and increase the H1b cap to let 5 times the amount of them in
>>33382097I would take note of their behaviour and file them off as less trustworthy but I wouldn't tell their partners either. That's between them to sort out.
>>33382093Men aren't allowed to compliment women anymore, sorry.
>>33382100Nice. I tried some American-style toaster tarts this week and later found out it was 800 calories for two fucking 100 gram biscuits. Also tasted like sugary cardboard, worst dessert I've had in my life.
>>33382130Their culture treats women horrendously and I've always found the men and a lot of their customs a bit off.
The women I've known are always nice and friendly and I feel for them because I get the impression their husbands are quite controlling.
>>33382154Brain say no dick say yes
>>33382130F
I'm black and I fucking hate indian men
>>33382154I'm not surprised, men have no self-control
does anyone have a kitty cats?
>>33382145Why don;t you run for president
>>33382130It's the only thing I agree with men on.
How do I get a girlfriend that abuses me and growls evil sadistic things into my ear?
>>33382169become prime prey
>>33382166m uuum
yes but im talking nyaaaong mrrp purrr kitty cat not my meow meow
>>33382172You are the gayest nigga I know
Should I start sleeping with my ex again?
>>33382130I'm a guy, but both my ex, and my sister have been vocal about how disgusted they are by jeets, it's honestly hilarious, because western women would rather fuck niggers than fuck jeets.
Delicious pink little things
Ideal closet supply:
32 underwear
7 pairs of short socks
7 pairs of long socks
4 bras (regular, sports, unlined, misc.)
14 shirts, 7 long 7 short
7 pairs of pants
3 dresses (casual, work, formal)
2 belts
8 pairs of shoes
7 pajamas
Thoughts?
>>33382182The Starbucks cake pops? Yea, they are pretty good
>>33382156Why
>>33382164They are so good at being disgusting. I cannot imagine anything worse than being an Indian woman
>>33382184Too many underwear, shoes, and pj's, not enough dresses, skirts, and sweaters.
girls,
how do I decide on a girl to pursue?
Women
Is it true that most women don't have female friends?
they gave me a cookie with my lunch but it's oatmeal r*isin...
Average woman would never break a mans heart.
>>33382190>WhyThey are combination of all flaws of black, white asian and latino men
>>33382196people that dislike raisins are not to be taken seriously
>>33382181It's all about social status. Black guys are seen as cool and with BBCs thanks to the western media pushing them everywhere. They would probably like jeets if it was the 19th century.
>>33382185Aren't they brown or something
Cuz chocolate and shit
>>33382198I can't break a mans heart because no man loves me
>>33382184Idk bout bras since M but
24 boxers
42 pair socks
7 jeans
7 diff dress pants
8 polos
8 dress shirts
20 plain wite tees for under
14 other colored tees with stuff on em
8 flannels or hawian shirts
12 shorts nice
12 shorts exercise
2 pair dress shoes 2 pair loafers, 2 pair sandals 1 pair golf cleets
1 reversible belt
Pajamas are basketball shorts plus a tee
>>33382204I live in ghetto, they won't come here
It's crazy to me that there are people who simply didn't inherit their family home. Why make things harder for yourself and become a rentfag? I don't get it.
>>33382198Chestlets can't break my heart.
luckily girls with tits bigger than my head don't like me
>>33382194i have around 60:40 f to m friends
>>33382209yaaaayy!!!
brown gook? u might be white idk
>>33382216She better not bitch I'm staring at her tits and not her ugly face.
>>33382191I'd count a few of the long sleeve shirts as sweaters
But true I forgot cardigans
3 of those
and 2 sweatshirts
>>33382210Can I see the reversible belt that is cool
>>33382219Yeah I'm white. You Ching chong motherfucker.
>>33382154Like always the experts got it wrong (cos I'm not there to slap them).
Men actually don't care all that much aboit how many guys you've slept with, ladies. I mean, sure, 30 is a bit much for a serious relationship, it's just a bad bet at that point.
But the real reason we get the ick is because we're gonna have to compete against all your exes AND it's pretty obvious you have access to other men.
Men care about how much competition they have for your love. Beyond a certain number of competitors, it's just smarter to find another woman once she has any more than 3 men hovering around her.
You ladies can understand, right? I once had a girlfreind go absolutely ape shit because I was too nice to the milf server at a restaurant.
Your ladies do the same stuff.
Women. Why don't you have a bf.
>>33382208just lose weight?
what do you people eat?
all i eat is korean food but i can't imagine others eating shitty american food all day every day
Is acetone bad for your skin
>>333822255'11 don't get any ideas you gaylord
Men, have you ever catcalled a woman before?
>>33382222The buckle turns
>>33382239Do they make those for women
>>33382237They keep catcalling me itt
>>33382236y so angry ใ
ใ
กใ
not getting any ideas promise
>>33382237No.
I've never asked a woman out or had a girlfriend either.
>>33382240No. Only niqab for you
>>33382237No, but one time this chick talking in front of me was like 5'2 and had a great, amazing, bodacious ass, and this homeless guy across the street said
>damn, look at that ass, come over here baby.
>today's wordle was a word I had never heard of
that's not really nice
>>33382244Cuz I'm not gay and if you start hitting on me I'm gonna be very upset
>>33382240Id bet so. Try tj max.or jc penny.
The material is some kinda plastic and stretches a bit
>>33382237My neighbors and I get high and catcall women when they come by lol
>>33382233u can soak one end of a q tip in it and put it on a pimple to make it flatter real quick
wouldn't recommend it for long term use
>>33382154girl with a thottish reputation below a 8/10 in looks
>Nope, hard pass.girl with a thottish reputation but she's a 9 or 10
>Well you know we always believe in second chances, don't we?I'm so guilty of this it's not even funny.
How do I convince my roommate to get his giant hobby stuff out of the living room? We have a garage but instead he stacks everything against the walls and furniture, and when I asked him to move it he said no
>>33382249honey im a girl
unless you're one too i don't think im making you gay
>>33382248I don't know what the fuck it means either but I got it in 5
>>33382263Oh my bad I thought you were just an extremely fruity guy. You can hit on me all you want then.
>>33382257I was using it to clean spray paint off my hand
>>33380845 (OP)WHY CAN'T I GO MORE THAN 2 DAYS WITHOUT JERKING OFF THIS IS AWFUL I CAN LITERALLY FEEL MY HEARTBEAT IN MY BALLS AND I GET HARD AT EVERYTHING. I SIT DOWN - BONER. MY DICK BRUSHES AGAINST MY LEG - BONER. I SEE ANYTHING RESEMBLING A FEMALE ONLINE - BONER. MAKE IT STOP.
>>33382274are you ovulating
>>33382274Try taking exogenous hormones to tank your libido
>>33382273get italy towel n soak your hand in hot water n scrub the first layer of skin off, that's what i do if i get any color or substance or scent on my hands.
Women is it hot how a man can kill you with his bare hands but doesn't
>>33382282Hey I'm just standing my ground. Besides how was that mean anyway.
>>33382280yes! i want him to be able to throw me across the room but hold me like a baby instead
2
md5: 9d74b30e9ff95ffe6c3e57ad09e5400d
๐
women do you actually enjoy having your ass smacked?
>>33382279Wtf is an Italy towel
>>33382284>immediately calls me a gay n1g>then rice n1g>then ching chong motherfuckerthat's not mean at all
>>33382276YEAH I GUESS SO
>>33382289sandpaper for your skin
it's a korean thing
>>33382298Yeah I thought you were some gay dude. If you were then it'd be warranted
Also what kind of Asian are you
Lolz this is soo funny
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TEvpMSxy2qM
>>33382011Don't listen to them, if you don't want kids with her then just don't have kids with her. Maybe you can do some surrogacy with a white woman's egg. Who knows.
>>33382308Ooooh fuck I think I remember you. Did you post that voca one time. I called you Lithuanian or some shit I don't remember.
>>33382310what's voca ?
i don't remember u lol
>>33382316Vocaroo
I don't remember exactly what I said but I was trying to guess where her accent was from
>>33382318I'm pretty sure this isn't BMO femanon
>>33382304sooo how do you feel?
>>33382318ur talking of a different chick
>>33382319>BMO femanonWouldn't she be Canadian then
Man I really did lose the love of my life because drunk me wanted to feel her boobs and sober me couldn't cope with the fact that I was losing her. Now she's blocked me everywhere even after I told her losing her completely would destroy me. I'm really losing hope that she'll ever give me another proper chance.
>>33382288Disgusting picture.
>>33382321Yeah obviously. What's a Korean chick doing on an American incel forum anyway don't you guys have actual shit to do.
>>33382288Beautiful picture.
>>33382320im clawing at my thighs and am going to tear out my womb if i do not get relief
i just have to endure one day or so
>>33382326That thing wasn't the love of you rlife
>>33382330this actually happens in the anime?
My dick and balls are too big. When I sit down there's a giant fucking bulge in my pants.
>>33382332We had made so many plans and everything fell apart like a switch flipped in her and she hated me. Guess dating a BPD girl has that risk, hence why I wonder if she'll ever give me another chance.
Femanons, can you give us the story of how you even ended up in /atoga/?
>>33382329wanted to see what the deal was with 4chan
man all of you guys are losers. i think im talking to moids most of the time where's my girls???
>>33382329she probably thought she could bag some tall racist white boys here
>>33382337Well you had me calling you a Ching chong rice nigga so that's basically the gist of it
And yeah it's a fuckin sausage party. Like 12:1 guy:girl ratio. Are you really surprised
>>33382336convincing people not to kill themselves
cat posters mainly !!!
>>33382337Oh you're the femanon thats been spamming questions marks recently
whats the slur for koreans
>>33382339I dunno she doesn't seem to forgive me even though I'm hot
>>33382339reminds me of a certain historical figure
no more white men from past experience they suck
>>33382343gook = korean
chink = chinese
jap/nip = japanese
>>33382303because itโs stupid and cringe
why the fuck am I like this
im charismatic, im likeable, I make friends super easy, I try to be as realiable as possible and people like to be around me
EXCEPT im completely useless around women my age, I just cant fucking do it. Older women? fucking easy, I can banter, I can talk, I can even flirt a little.
But the second a girl is my age or younger, boom its like everything about me leaves my body
>>33382348nice, america never disappoints
>>33382352Go for the Cougars
>>33382348don't forget slope and zipperhead
>>33382344arm reveal? ill maybe reconsider
>>33382330Beautiful webm.
>>33382348not that anyone can tell us apart anyways
>>33382248I got it in three because my second word was SOILY
>>33382356I dont want cougars, I want a wife and kids...
>>33382358never heard of those two
what do they mean ?
>>33382362Its not really the most difficult thing in the world.
For instance, koreans tend to have bigger jaws than the rest of asians. And if they dont, they have the very standard korean plastic surgery look
arm
md5: 512de945011a226790025e84cfb1d347
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>>33382372Damn bro pretty nice. I wish i was white
>>33382372ur hand looks wrinkly n old
eq
>>33382368NTA
Zipperhead is back when they didn't have enough ammo to kill captured Koreans so they would have them lay their heads down in a row and have jeeps run over their heads, and they said the tire tracks on their heads looked like zippers.
>>33382369u can tell by their gait or style but stupid uneducated americans dont care enough to differentiate us
>>33382377ah, so it's just a korean flatnik
>>33382331i wish i could make it go away for you ...
>>33382372does anyone else think "wow i wanna slit their veins" anytime you see prominent ones?
cutie I'll reconsider
If i went to asia id probably be considered obese but here in the US im like below average in terms of BMI
>>33382375Wtf I'm not old
Picky ass women in Korea
>>33382380It's brown
>>33382389Are you single and looking to date a mid white girl
>>33382387I looked at your tits again. The bloom is off the rose. Please leave now.
>>33382386Oh thank you mwah even though that's kinda weird
>>33382331Why doesn't that feeling push you to get a bf?
>>33382387How has your social life been lately?
>>33382393Depends are you sweet and loving and would make me excited to come home every day
>>33382396getting a bf isn't the problem but it's finding a good one that's hard(im scared of men now)
all of them are overly freaky or mean or just really fucking weird
>>33382408Can you give me an example of really fucking weird?
I fear that is me, but I have many friends both men and women but maybe people are more tolerant of their friends.
>>33382402Boring, i should go snap the sorority girls and weird boys to see if they want to hang out
There is a fair in town. i should go and chat up the shop owners for practice
>>33382408im convinced women just dont like men lmao
>>33382398i like this one better cuz of the kitty
again does anyone have any cats? send pretty please
>>33382415Funny you say that, im convinced men dont like women
>>33382403I think I could be but I don't know. You can always kill me if I'm not
Women aren't as weird as me, but they're extremely shallow and conceited. Those are their main issues.
>>33382412stalking. talking all sweet to me over text then not even looking in my direction irl. not making an effort to talk or hold hands or anything
>>33382419Well there's only one way to find out. And I'm not gonna kill you how about I kiss you instead.
>>33382415noooo i luv men but somehow all of the ones i date are weirdos :c
>>33382433Maybe you're also a weirdo
>>33382403>make me excited to come home every dayhuh
is this really what women want
>>33382411best of luck to u :c
Hugging sweaty femanon for so long we become glued together
>>33382437oh
but is that a bad thing???? I'd say i make a pretty bomb gf if you treat me good
Women, can I lick your tummy?
>>33382436:*
How's that
>>33382439No idea I'm not a woman
>>33382433>noooo i luv men>all of the ones i date are weirdosthen you dont love men, you love chads
I have 4 kids, 2 singletons and have 6 month old twins. When my older singletons were learning to talk, I would endlessly say โdadaโ to them any time I was alone with them, like driving them to daycare etc. as a result, their first words were both โdadaโ. Should I get the first words of the twins with a similar strategy or let my wife have the glory? Or even say โmamaโ to them a bunch to get my wife a couple wins?
>>33382445why is it that in porn with black actresses, the face is always cropped or turned away from the camera?
>>33382444Not necessarily but birds of a feather flock together and all that.
>>33382445too ticklish sorry
Women is this Hashtag Relatable?
>>33382450Men are such demons
>>33382454Now I want to do it even more
Iโm ugly but Iโm 6โ5. Thoughts, women?
>>33382445Laurent Lhardit
>>33382452I've never noticed that
Men be like
The perfect woman must meet all my standards and have zero standards for me
>>33382237No. Women keep saying catcalling is rape.
>>33382449i love everyone
Women
Does it turn you on if a man is cultured?
>>33382467No, we know we're losers and women dont want us
>>33382467Are women any diffrent?
>>33382447>How's thatVery nice
>>33382467No. We just know that women hate men.
>>33382470define cultured
I prefer men that can be cultured if the situation calls for it, but generally chose to be kinda uncultured in their daily life
>>33382481I think he means a hentai addict
I'm about to buy a laptop and install Linux on it as a test. Wish me luck everyone
>>33382482in that case, pass
>>33382467That's why I dont ask girls out
Because I have nothing to offer in spite of wanting a girl I'm attracted to
It would be cruel to even try
>>33382461doesn't matter how ugly or tall you are if you're a good guy
well u needa be taller than me atleast but yk
>>33382491As if that ever got any pussies wet
>>33382493What did you put in it this time, Clara?
>>33382493Let me kiss it better
>>33382481>define culturedHis friday evening is listening to Chopin nocturnes and reading Tolstoy
>>33382484You can cry in my arms after I am done tickling your tummy
>>33382493What did you do
>>33382497sure, why not
but only if he doesnโt have a superiority complex about it, that would be gross
>>33382491>well u needa be taller than me atleast but yk>My 5'2 ass reaction
>>33382494words can VERY much get pussies wet
Women i have a friend of indian decent that is literally 6'8", no joke. Would you?
>>33382491But addendum: you should be a tall guy if you plan to be a good one.
>>33382506sounds dysgenic
>>33382493twinsies my cunt aches bru
>>33382501>but only if he doesnโt have a superiority complex about it, that would be grossEw no
He is CASUALLLY cultured of course
I'm so sad because Im not chad enough to flirt with random hot chicks on vacation
>>33382467Women be like
I will purposefully meet no standards because of my intrinsic worth as a female at the meat market (got hookups with guys above my level so I'm amazing and pretty and a catch).
>>33382498i could never trust u with my waist after that
>>33382474I think other men would rate me 6/10, so thatโs like 2/10 for women.
>>33382491I hope thatโs true
>>33382503Being nice and good I mean
>>33382502it's ok im shorter than that
wait 5'2 is kind of crazy for a guy i might have to pass if i wanna give my kids a chance at life
>>33382516That's fine. I only want to tickle and lick your tummy once.
Men don't even know about when the period blood goes down to your ass and dries there and then when you sit on the toilet it tears your skin apart
>>33382514Imagine... talking to women. that's crazy
>>33382528I think they have plugs for that, so it doesn't leak everywhere. Reproduction is pointless anyway, I'd remove the blood generators if I had a vagina.
Men donโt even know about when you wear panty liners and one of your pubes sticks to the sticky side and when you pull down your panties to pee it almost rips off your labia
>>33382519>I think other men would rate me 6/10, so thatโs like 2/10 for women.Have you asked any women?
>>33382528Women dont even know when you're playing sports and your ball accidentally goes inside your body and you feel like vomiting until it comes back out
>>33382526u better buy me ben n jerrys after abusing ur gf like that
>>33382531This but unironically
It's the most difficult thing I can think of
>>33382537>anons balls havenโt even dropped yet
>>33382535I thought women were pure angelic creatures this is gross
>>33382535I bought a safety razor. It would be perfect for deforestation.
>>33382538Whoa
Who said anything about a relationship? This is a one night tickle. You can have ice cream though
Women don't know the feeling of waking up in the middle of the night and panicking until you find both of your balls in your scrotum
>>33382543gtfo then ur not getting shit from me !!
Labia looks like it would rupture easily. Women, can you damage your folds? How is it possible to take relentless pounding from males without getting injuries?
>>33382534>Reproduction is pointless anyway, I'd remove the blood generators if I had a vagina.It isn't just for bleeding or babies it regulates my hormones and are an important part of whole body function. Women who get hysterectomies have to take a cocktail of meds and hormones for the rest of their lives and are at risk for other organs collapsing
>>33382537How does that happen
>>33382539Like... I heard tales that women are capable of speech. But how would that even work if one isn't Chad like in the movies?
>>33382546M
I dont know that feeling either
Women don't even know how much we want to scream and cry when our cocks touch the inside of the toilet bowl
>>33382547K
I already got what I want tummy slut
I think we as a species would benefit from bigger toilets? No more clogs, no more nuts touching the bowl
Are there any actual native English speakers itt or is it all weird foreigners right now
Women have no idea what its like to spend the night by your grandma and have a wet dream about big booty bitches and now you have to wash your underwear and sheets without her noticing
>>33382554*sniffle sniffle hiccup*
i don't care !!! i could
could buy myself ben n jerrys..
>>33382550Stop playing with me faggot I just csnt do it, I can't chat up strangers, I just cant do it. Of course I'm PHYSICALLY capable but not mentally, emotionally, or spiritually. Because I have no heart brain or soul
>>33381893They would be 10 on introduction.
>>33382560american moment
Is knowing atoga lore an ick
>>33382566yeah, you're a losr
>>33382562uhhmm im from korea but ig im a native english speaker
>>33382575no, anyone with at least two brain cells that is here every now and then automatically picks up some of it
>>33382574Coomers dont have wet dreams due to excess masturbation
>>33382549In some men, the testicle can retract (or be pulled back up into the abdomen) due to certain factors. The cremaster muscle is responsible for this. It surrounds the testicle and can contract or relax in response to various stimuli, such as temperature changes, sexual arousal, or even physical activity
>>33382580nobody but coomers has sex dreams
>>33382519it is!! how tall? face reveal maybe?
>>33382565As I said I can get you ice cream. View it as payment for your services
>>33382581thanks chatjeetpeetee
>>33382582Every man has sex dreams
>>33382589then every man is a coomer
Women, do you generate sound waves with your vocal cords whilst your cranium is oriented towards male specimen of the species homo sapiens?
>>33382584blehhhh you're not touching my tummy!!
>>33382582Wet dream =/= sex dream
I'll like hug a coworker in my dream and bam wake up with a puddle of semen in my boxers
>>33382597Men are horny animals what's new
>>33382594I already have!
>>33382591no their feeble minds would physically and mentally collapse if the soundwaves of my voice ever even reached their small ears.
I think women should train in order to love cum
>>33382604cum is bitter, humans have a natural adversity to bitter things because it usually signals that something should not be ingested
good luck with that
>>33382601what..? noo!! no! nooooo!!! no you didn't!! you can't touch me!!! my waist n tummy are only for nice guys not u >:c
>>33382604M
Nobody should come ever again
>>33382610what in the trannyโฆ
>>33382609Coffee tea and beer over here being some of the most popular drinks in the world
>>33382601>>33382610Couple of dudes erping kek
woah wtf a black guy is in this anime
>>33382609Japanese people love natto, and that shit tastes like rotten garbage
>>33382610I live in your walls and every night when you're asleep I come out and lick your tummy.
Also what makes you think I am not a nice guy?
>>33382612i do it to piss people off lmfao
>>33382617>Japanese >people
>>33382613usually sweetened and diluted, plus they arenโt bodily fluids with a snot like consistency on top of being bitter
I tried on a $300 dress and it felt so cheap and poorly fitted. What is the meaning of this?
>>33382623overpriced shit is rarely worth the money
>>33382622Semen isn't bitter it tastes like salt
Consistency who gives a fuck
>t. Tried his how Semen like a boss
>>33382623It was overpriced
>>33382614yes totally my dick is fourteen inches
>>33382626>triedok, now put a whole load into your mouth and swallow it
>>33382623Women clothes are trash
Modern clothes are trash
Modern women's clothes are super duper awful trash
>>33382631My loads are pretty small
>>33382618hey so to whoever asked about the weird stuff men do this is a prime example
wellll i sleep on my tummy at night so u couldn't get to it anyway!!
Men can you buy me a nice dress
>>33382609>cum is bitterOnly if you date the bottom 80% men who eat nothing but processed meat and energy drinks because water, fruit and vegetables are for women and gays
>>33382636Yeah if you make out with me
>>33382418I don't like a lot of things, oil changes, Brussel sprouts, protein shakes, they all find their way into my life. Take what you can get lady.
>>33382636Sure, but you have to point out the dress to me months ago for me to pretend to forget it and get it for you secretly
>>33382636Only if I can undress you later
>>33382636black sleeveless?
>>33382636I had a rule with a former gf where I'd reimburse her for any clothing item on the seventh time I saw it. Paid for maybe 2 things on that relationship, had a tracking app and everything.
>>33382636If you pick it out
>Start using chat GPT to research advanced or bleeding edge methods for accomplishing X
>References all the big dogs
>... and my work
Ohhhh boy here we go.
>>33382647nta
>velvetexcellent choice
cats or dogs
specify gender please
Why do Brazilian women tend to have very specific looking tan lines?
>>33382662They wear the same bathing suits
>>33382662they like it so they burn themselves in the sun for it
>>33382662I dont know exactly what you mean. Post pictures of Brazilian women with said tan lines?
>>33382662found the JH simp
>>33382673Like this. When you see this you immediately know its a brazilian woman
>>33382678Oh. Idk maybe they want tanlines so they make sure to put thr bathing suit in exactly the same spot. Or maybe it's just a tanning bed tan
>>33382681why does trump tan so aggressively?
>>33382656M
I like both, but cats smell better and don't require to be taken on regular walks.
M or F
Oldest and youngest you'd date?
>>3338268426M
>Serious dating20 - 28
>Hook up18 - 65
my lord there's like no puppy lovers here
>>33382636Why can't you buy it yourself?
im so fucking horny, do I really need to wear grey sweats for femanons to like me?
>>33382678I want to do backshots
>>33382695you need to do a lot more than that buddy
Just a heads up everyone, when you eat a girl out your cancer odds are roughly the following
Cigarettes = her bodycount x 1
So if you eat out a girl with a bodycount of 7 that's the equivalent of smoking 7 cigarettes a day. Remember to call out cancer pussies.
Which country has the hottest women?
>>33382707Italy by far. fuck I want to go back...
Women can we start a couple's asmr channel? We get to dedicate an hour or 2 to spoil each other, AND we make some bucks from Youtube.
>>33382710she looks like a vegetable
>>33382707Personally I think the peak women that the Irish has to offer are the hottest. I just love gingers.
>>33382623Of course it would feel poorly fitted when it wasn't fitted to you at all. That's a hidden cost you pay with mass produced garments: you try on tons of different items and maybe if you're lucky you happen to find something that fits you well enough by pure coincidence.
$300 isn't all that much for a dress (depending on style, model and quality). Try getting a well fitted dress made by a skilled dressmaker and see how much that will cost you.
So do friend groups usually don't get along, fight often and/or hit each other or are the people that say that's normal red flags.
>>33381647I already do! She still feels gross and guilty about it, but I am very attracted to it
Femanons, do you want a baby?
>>33382713Thats just pure relaxation, anon
>>33382721What a retarded creature. Can't even read or write
>>33382707Italian women are peak
>>33382483Good luck. What laptop, and what distro do you plan on putting in it?
>>33382707Turkey, if only people knew
>>33382467Sounds pretty close to perfection, yes. Except for the fact getting everything you think you want tends to be bad for you mental health.
>>33382733Yeah, if you want the hairiest of women
>>33382727Can I get this haircut if I have a big forehead
>>33382730I didnt see a single ugly older woman in Italy yet
yes they look older, but they dress so well and they dress their age
in america, you have women in their 40s and up still trying to dress like teenagers to hold on their youth
They dress their age, but look so fucking stylish doing it
>>33382736Not in my experience
>>33382214Only child detected.
>>33382684M2wenty one
Nineteen to 28
>>33382413You should ask the spiritual girls if they want to go to the fair with you.
And if they do invite the boys.
>>33382733Only the middle class ones from cities, otherwise you will end up dating a women that looks (and acts) like a highland Gorilla
What's it like to be romantically pursued
>>33382733>>33382752The only Turkish women that look pretty are the descendants of European women that were stolen during the Ottoman Empire.
>>33382756I've never been, that's why I'm asking
women do you believe in men?
only accept men who are good at baking
women have you ever sat on a washing machine?
>>33382684M
30 and probably 18 but I avoid everyone under 21 so it's unlikely.
It's Friday night, there are no foids here right now is there.
>>33382636I could buy it for you if you were my gf.
But idk you, so no I can't
All the women are currently GAWK GAWK ing on a dudes dick they met in a bar, or working towards it
>>33382774figures why friday is usually the best day for atoga
>>33382678They use tape for tan lines
>>33382769So where is my gf?
I won a basking competition this year.
>>33382782I think it's boring.
>>33382791what did you make?
Women are scary. I would never get in a relationship with one even if I could, let alone have sex.
Where do single, warm, loving women hangout?
If a cashier starts smalltalk with me and enthusiastically says hi when she sees me, does that mean i could ask her for socials
>>33382800They're in their bedrooms rotting
>>33382802You can ask anyone, people say not to do that because you don't know if it's genuine or if she does that because she was trained and requested to by her job.
>>33382721yes!! but only with a good husband
>>33382800Those don't exist. Warm loving women are not single.
>>33382809She had to be single at some point
women do you think male anons should bother trying to find love?
>>33382800>Where do single, warm, loving women hangout?1933
You were born 100 years too late
Women, why are you like this?
men, opinion on lower back tattoos? not the corny ones.
>>33382817I'm not because doing anything that early is fucking gay
>>33382818Every single one is a tramp stamp
>>33382816im right here :(
>>33382822You're kinda fuckin crazy tho
M or F tell me to finish this thing
>>33382818honestly the always give of trashy vibes
Could I cold message women I'm already friends with on Facebook? I don't even know most of them and I don't remember why or how we're even friends. Should I be direct? How do you play off approaching by social media?
>>33382822yeah but you are a loser
>>33382825M
Finish it you lazy FUCK
>>33382822You're also a virtual entity
>>33382824but im sweet :(
>>33382828why would you say that?
>>33382817Because I like doing stuff
>>33382814Not since she was a girl.
>>33382822you dont date short men
>>33382818>lower back tattoos? not the corny ones.Men look at back tattoos as a target to jizz on.
>>33382815They should definitely do a lot of therapy, rest can come after
>>33382819I've changed my daughter's diaper, fed her, taken her on a 2-mile walk, and then finished my breakfast and coffee by 9 AM. How fucking late are you sleeping in?!
>>33382822How are you warm or loving?
>>33382836because you are in /atoga/ on a friday night its a catch 22
I went outside today. I think exactly every foid I saw with bare arms had at least one tattoo.
>>33382818Not a fan.
>>33382836The whole attentionwhoring on 4chan and posting your tits for random men doesn't exactly scream "wife material" to me
>>33382840yeah like the bottom 10%, youre fine
are tattoos an american thing
>>33382850Doing dates that early before you have scheduled chaos with an infant is quite a bit different. And doing things in the morning hours regardless of a sleep schedule preference is fucking awful.
>>33382858most women do far worse
>>33382832Whoops. I guess all that angry yelling broke something afterall.
>>33382848>rest can come afteryeah there's no point
>>33382865the bar is on the floor kek
>>33382860Mabye a western thing. Here in Germany every zoomette has one too
>>33382860They're a whore thing, so yes mainly American.
How much longer before kittenposter gets pumped and dumped by tinderchad or raped at a college party
>>33382881Kittenposter is a man
>>33382884Nta but same prob applies
>>33382873sorry are you expecting women to save themselves for marriage? most didnt even do that 100 years ago
>>33382881Both of those already happend to her
>>33382881as annoying as she is, i dont want those things to happen to her (or any femanon)
>>33382890who are we talking about ?
>>33382890She's literally been begging for it in the past couple of days
>>33382890Thank you for being kind to the femanons, even when they're retarded
>>33382886Women would have no other choice if men saved themselves for marriage, literally just don't be a whore
according to atoga a virgin girl that secretly posted nudes is less innocent than a non virgin on their third relationship
>>33382881probably wont be long given how dumb she is
>>33382900She a hoe in her soul
>>33382900>secretlyShe told everyone in atoga to see her boob pics in the soc thread, and then told everyone in the soc thread to tell atoga she got banned. She constantly brought up posting her tits days after too
>>33382890thank you so much anon, it really scares me. Im terrified of it happening and everything people have said make it seem like its going to happen
I think posting boobs is based actually femanons should do it more
>tfw i will never see jh's ass
>>33382910>meanwhile, on /soc/
>>33382911send pec pics in exchange
Has she posted anything other than her boobs that one time or no
>>33382860Itโs basically the whole world kind of thing and America is the last to join in
>>33382920She also posted her prolapsed pussy
>>33382920She posted her pussy too
>>33382911I'm still waiting for their feet pics...
>>33382917i havent been on soc in like over a month
>>33382822Yeah but you don't want me, no one wants me.
I may look good to some women but once they get to know me they cut it off.
Women get sexual gratification from the man's attention being on her, not the physical sensation of penetration. Kittenposter might as well have a hundred bodies
>>33382910I dont have much advice to give, but just try to be safe
>>33382930>this blatant lie
>>33381388i wish i could hold your hand for you to feel it :(
>>33382942Same thread as the tits
>>33382960You mean the photo with her legs/hips? Didn't really see a pussy. Was that all?
>>33381421depends on how big they are, but yeah sure
please stop looking at the thread i dont like this anymore
TFW no TradCath onlyfans gf
>>33382974Consequences of your actions. I already downloaded them too.
>>33382976Just give it another week for her spiral again and post pussy with legs open
>>33382974why did you do that anyway
>>33382979For documenting /atoga/, right?
>>33382911there are no women here
>>33382918Do not share
https://streamable.com/g7yn0s
>>33382986My penis will be doing the curation
>>33382997What is this phenotype? Even her hair is my type
>>33382988She cute
>>33383001Generic egirl
>>33382999I'm serious
Look at her jaw, it's fucking ugly.
>>33383001>what is this phenotypeConventionally attractive
>>33380914M, I hate the word splendid.
>>33382048>Are you better than him?The term "better" is meaningless without qualifiers. I'm better at not posting on reddit tho
>>33382274do you get boners to femanons
>>33382309wasnt planning on it but ty
>>33382650I mean, why bother... already did BUT that was just some side project.
My new stuff is fire, boy.
Turing and Goeddel boutta get wildin.
>>33382260Well what is it and is the garage climate controlled?
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