Thread 33380845

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33379151

why are people so obsessed with the affair? it happens all the time geez.

Good morning. I love you.

Gender
Are you a hoarder? Do you have an easy time letting go of things?

>>33380850
Go outside. Nobody is talking about it.

>>33380857
M, I have a rule when I clean things out: if I haven't touched it in a year, it needs to go.

>>33380845 (OP)
>MKG Edition
Wut

>>33380850
several funny factors
>kinda famous
>going to cost him millions
>he went for a mid 40-something coworker instead of a hottie
>their reaction

>>33380857
yes, of course i am. hoarding stuff is almost the entire purpose of life

>>33380865
Your gender, fucking retard.

Why do I feel the impulse to try and chat with any ig slut I see. Im not necesarily talking about borderline-ai generated sluts, but simply women who show skin a lot.

>>33380870
male validation = engagement from hot girls

According to a 2022 Ipsos poll, 60% of Americans find it acceptable for younger women to date older (by a decade or more) men, while 71% find it acceptable for older men to date younger women. In other words, for the same activity involving the same man and woman, more people are willing to approve the man's action than the woman's.
https://www.ipsos.com/en-us/news-polls/age-gap-dating
State gender and how society should go about correcting this inequality so that younger women who date older men are as accepted as older men who date younger women.

>>33380855
Liar

>>33380866
yours first, delroy

>>33380870
Because you're not black pilled enough to not bother? I would never do that sort of thing because I am fully convinced it would be pointless to even try.

>>33380878
Mostly M, but it's funny to pretend to be a foid here.

Femanons, I could spend housr talking about how much I'd love to spend time doing things that you enjoy, how I'd actually do chores and whatever needs to be done because I don't want to be a burden or a slob, how I'd love to work with you to see what you like you sexually so you're satisfied... and you wouldn't belive me because you've convinced yourself that it's impossible and you have to settle for less. What do you think?

>>33380871
this seems to kinda be it.
>>33380880
Maybe? i went aroud being red and blackpilled from time to time tbqh.

>>33380862
Haven't you heard what happened with picrel?

>>33380845 (OP)

>Be in 30s, happily married with kids
>Still have a stupid crush on girl I lost my virginity to.
>whenever I know she is going to be at a mutal event i can't help but feel excited and look forward to seeing her

I wouldn't ever cheat and I don't see her often, just a few times a year max but why does she still make me feel butterflies when I see her? I haven't seen her in 5 years and haven't thought about her but I know she is going to be at a mutual event next month and I'm looking forward to seeing her. Mind you, she literally rejected me when I caught feels all those years ago lol. Despite that we continued hooking up and she would still let me cuddle and would be affectionate towards me.

>>33380884
i guess i could believe you

>>33380857
M
I guess it's 50/50. I don't like getting rid of stuff, but there comes a point when I think "Ok enough, this has to go"

>>33380883
i have never pretended to be female, although i don't always correct people when they make assumptions that i am

>>33380845 (OP)
Females , how common is porn addiction in girls. Are you or your friends porn addicts or openly say they watch porn?

>>33380850
Nobody knew who he was last week, the affair is funny because it was revealed in such a silly and over the top way plus he's rich so it's more of a scandal.

>>33380876
M. We should publicly execute anyone who expresses an opinion so people don't feel judged.

>>33380891
When you tell your wife you love her, are you lying?

>>33380857
>>33380861
F
This rule doesn't work for me, because I see every interaction from myself as a degradation and therefore avoid interacting with my most beloved items like the plague. They're given the museum treatment.
I also see wantonly disposing of items as selfish, and carefully disposing of them (eg via donation or specialist waste avenues) as a burden, so my attempts to declutter just result in a big "I'll figure it out later" trash pile.

>>33380863
>he went for a mid 40-something coworker instead of a hottie
As a guy in his upper 30s the middle aged men having affairs are never doing so with particularly attractive women, if I had to guess she gave him some mild compliment on something and he instantly fell for her because his wife has treated him like glorified furniture for years.

>>33380884
your words do not have much weight because every man thinks that about himself

>>33380905
How about you interact with me like a beloved item

gender
is there a word that would turn you off being attracted to someone forever if you heard them say? (i can think of several)

>>33380901
Why? It's an affair, people are making a big deal out of it because theyre older, Anglo American and rich. People like gossiping, you can't stop people from gossiping and or spreading rumors, unless you make it into a petition or protest

Men, would you report a woman for being in the men's bathroom on a college campus?

>>33380914
f, no, I can‘t think of one

>>33380850
Because it is two executives doing it

>>33380916
I'd say nice dick bro

>>33380891
MKG ahh post
99% bait
1% you're a tard who idolizes her because you don't know her well enough

>>33380914
F. "Good girl", "princess", etc. Also any racial slur against me outside the bedroom.

>>33380916
No I just stare at her meanly, so she feels unwelcome there

>>33380923
Cute

>>33380923
>princess
???

>>33380915
I wasn't talking about the affair you idiot.

>>33380923
what racial slurs apply to you?

>>33380891
>why
the illusion has not been ruined yet by reality

>>33380906
>the middle aged men having affairs are never doing so with particularly attractive women
I'm banging a hot 19-year-old, and I'm not even a CEO. This guy could have done so much better.

>>33380914
M
Patronizing and condescending shit like "good job", "I'm proud of you" or "you've done enough"

>>33380934
nta but not everyone just cares about what someone looks like

what's this affair everyone's talking about?

>>33380938
The one I had with your mother

>>33380850
>why are people so obsessed with the affair?
They hate rich people, so they get a hate boxer when they fuck up.

>>33380857
F
>Are you a hoarder?
No
>Do you have an easy time letting go of things?
Some things, but I'm very organized.

>>33380884
>What do you think?
I think people, and men especially, will lie to get what they want. And as soon as they get it, they get complacent and let the mask slip.

>>33380899
>Females , how common is porn addiction in girls
Not very, especially since women aren't as visually driven as men.
>Are you or your friends porn addicts or openly say they watch porn?
We all talk openly about porn. Some of us even send each other links and recommendations.

>>33380914
>is there a word that would turn you off being attracted to someone forever if you heard them say?
The N-word, if you're a man.

>>33380923
God, any "baby girl", "little girl", "daddy's girl" shit makes me want to vomit.

>>33380938
no idea

>>33380926
That one is annoying, but I'll allow it.
>>33380927
I don't like being called infantilizing things. A guy would either need to know me so poorly that he's using that sort of shit too early, or he's purposefully saying it to bother me. Either way, fuck him.
>>33380931
I'm part latina and part black. So many of them.

>>33380936
those are all phrases, but i'll accept it

I'm about to clean my apartment. I get bored without audio, so I'll be listening to something: podcasts, femdom erotic audio, music, youtube videos, something. Women, tell me what to listen to.

>>33380911
I mean, if you really want to just sit untouched in the back corner of my wardrobe for years... actually no, please don't, I sleep in that room.

>>33380942
>makes me want to vomit
More like makes me want to beat his ass. I don't get how anyone can like that shit. Fetish or otherwise.

>>33380923
>>33380942
How about good women?

>>33380914
I've dumped a girl for calling me "bebe" before.
>>33380923
I like calling my girl "my good girl." What makes that a turn off for you?

>>33380938
The Coldplay thing?

>>33380947
Listen to the deluxe version of Stick Season by Noah Kahan

>>33380952
I don't mind being called a good woman. But context and tone makes the difference between a somber compliment on my decency and an attempt to treat me like a fucking animal that did a trick.

>>33380956
i've managed to avoid an awareness of that

>>33380947
https://youtu.be/GqIHVJX8HRU?si=9TaNAvTVNx1k_m3h
I‘ll do some cleaning too whilst listening to this.

>>33380956
Probably, I saw that too.

>>33380949
Being ignored and unloved by women is my kink. My life is like a constant porno.

>>33380947
The SCUM Manifesto by Valerie Solanas

>>33380907
>>33380942
Is it really so hard to imagine that a guy simply wants a person that he could make happy?

Women, if your husband was having an affair, how would you like to find out?

>>33380931
Please consult with the graph

>>33380955
It's infantilizing. You call babies and dogs "good girl". Not a woman you respect as an equal.

>>33380958
hey i live there

>>33380934
>done so much better
again, you're missing why most of that class of guy has an affair in the first place. His wife likely hooked up with him when he was a relative nobody, and takes him entirely for granted and views herself as the one who "settled." The side piece on the other hand probably only ever knew him as the big shot and sees him "in his element" during the day and has a much more realistic idea of who he is and what his value is, and accordingly she probably treats him a lot better than his wife does, it probably started platonically until he had some difficult day and went to her for emotional support instead of his wife and that was it. I've seen this same pattern repeat many times, anyone in a corporate setting does. Most guys by that age aren't horny enough to throw everything away for 19 year old pussy, a woman that's nice to them on the other hand...

Another funny one, a colleague's wife accompanied us to a conference once, she talked about how her husband was this shy and introverted guy, which wasn't the man I knew at all. Anyways she was really weirded out by seeing her husband suddenly the center of attention and giving speeches and greeting people and stuff.

>>33380967
not at all, I know the intentions are good and pure, but this is only said by men that never had to come to terms with the fact that wanting to do something and being someone and actually trying to do them and be them consistently irl are two very very different things and that intentions alone are an insanely fickle ground to build upon
it‘s better than having bad intentions I suppose

>>33380971
You're so weird

>>33380977
Suck my ass.

>>33380968
by him telling me

>>33380978
Very rude too

>>33380947
mark levin

How do I make a girl like me

>>33380986
be someone that makes her feel excited for tomorrow

>>33380986
do what i do but in exactly the opposite way

>>33380980
That much is true. Why can't I dislike certain words without being called weird, though?

>>33380947
against the kitchen floor

>>33380976
Fair enough. Obviously I only said that in the thread as an example, I don't go around saying to women how good I am nor do I think mere intentions are enough.

>>33380986
I have all those answers, and more. Just buy my $200 course, or sign up for private 1 on 1 coaching

>>33380990
Because it is weird. Most women like it. My gf loves it when I call her princess or sweetheart or cute shit like that. It makes you sound like you have some sort of complex where you have to prove some shit. Makes you sound like a man.

>>33381000
I probs have a complex, but I don't think that makes me weird. Just troubled like everyone else.

Inside of you, there are two wolves.
One loves skinny, tall white girls.
The other loves thicc latinas.

>>33381006
It is unconventional though and therefore weird. When I hear it I think damn that is out of the ordinary.

Have you ever been aura farmed? State gender.

>>33381006
you'll outgrow it. you're taking it too personally

>>33381007
And the both wolves a gay trannies

>>33381000
Nta
I agree with her
I hate pet names
Baby honey sweetheart, all makes me cringe, it's so fake and performative
Let's just call eachother by our names

>>33381013
f, probably

>>33381014
She's 33 bro

>>33381013
M zoomer
Don't even know what that is

>>33381019
34

Post you're ideal gf

>>33381013
M
Don't beleive in the concept

>>33381011
I don't think those two things need to be synonymous in tone. I'm different, doesn't mean it's remarkable.
>>33381014
Idk about that.
>>33381019
This >>33381023.

>>33381022
https://youtu.be/TSu9YQ-u2Sw

>>33381023
Yikes

>>33381019
there's no age limit on emotional stuntedness

>>33381034
Why are HR cunts like this?

>>33381034
How can one become this based?

>>33381024
it's some broad i work with, i don't have much of an imagination

>>33381037
"Grow out of it" implies some level of youth/inexperience/naivety which she isn't

>>33380857
>Are you a hoarder?
M
No, I am the exact opposite. I don't even have wall decor. I think houses look best when they are empty and minimalistic. That's partially why I never want to get married.

>>33380951
>I don't get how anyone can like that shit.
It's almost exclusively men that get off on the infantalization of women and women that get off on the fact that they never had a dad. Good girl doesn't bother me as much, but I could only tolerate it from two people and one is Arthur Morgan.

>>33380967
>Is it really so hard to imagine that a guy simply wants a person that he could make happy?
I have a hard time believing most people, never mind just men, are selfless enough to want to make other people happy without an ulterior motive.

>>33380968
>Women, if your husband was having an affair, how would you like to find out?
Certainly not publicly.

>>33380970
Pardo only applies to Brazilians, which is why I call myself afro-Latino

>>33380972
>hey i live there
You're the greatest thing we've ever lost.

>>33381007
>Inside you, there are two wolves
You are a zoophile

>>33381024
>Post you're ideal gf
My current gf is perfect. Maybe if she was just a little bit thicker.

>>33381013
F
Don’t know what that is

>>33381013
No but I aurafarmed some kid in GTA by driving over him and yelling nigger

>>33381044
are you claiming she's a fully mature and well-adjusted woman then?

>>33381028
You're different but in a way that's rare and surprising. You go against the grain. That makes it weird
>>33381016
It's nice and charming

>>33381052
It's pointless, fake and gay
I dont like infantilizing women

>>33381051
No but I'm saying that she's old enough that she's probably stuck in her ways and won't change

>>33381053
Delicious phenotype

>>33381055
It's not pointless or fake it's an expression of admiration
And they love it

exprain aula falming

>>33381060
>default insta bimbo no. 765003

>>33381062
Why do ls become rs but rs become ls
Are Asians retarded

>>33381065
Nta but she's qt

>>33381056
sounds like someone ripe for growing out of it to me

>>33381053
What is it like to date this specimen?

>>33381061
I dont like it.i want a wife not a shithead who needs a surrogate father figure

>>33381053
Tits need to be way smaller. And modest girls are better.

>>33381060
She really is the peak of femininity, isnt she?

>>33381062
Why is Anthony Fantano pretending to be Asian?

>>33381053
Disgusting
>>33381067
Rock bottom taste

>>33381070
When did surrogate father figures come into this

>>33381067
She's an ugly hag, has botox, and an awful nose job

>>33381080
That's the point of pet names
Infantilizing the woman
Literally a ddlg fetish

>>33380884
>What do you think?
I would be on edge that you will mentally deteriorate into being mad at me for no reason and get bored even though I have a very wide variation of things I enjoy/hobby.

>>33381069
Expensive

Women, how'd your first blowjob go?

>>33381052
I guess I'll just have to accept that language.

>>33381083
Ok bro

>>33381083
offense is taken, not given

>>33381088
Odd. Was really drunk and can barely remember anything.

>>33381090
Don't.

>>33381074
>>33381081
Still would, stop being so picky you give incels a bad rep

>>33381088
I don‘t remember but I suppose it went well, since I have always been fond of them.

>>33381062
When a mulatto rizzler moggs you in front of some qt gyatts while playing Young Black and Rich on his JBL speaker

>>33381046
>You're the greatest thing we've ever lost
hm? what's that mean?

>>33381088
Weirdly. I blew my first bf outside at school. I just did what I practiced at home and eventually he came, and I honestly wasn't paying attention to him at all since I was so focused on not hurting him somehow.

>>33381095
Yeah id fuck her too. She's one night stand material

>>33381095
Having zero standard is exactly how you end up with a gold digging bitch like that. You retard.

>>33381097
So it's like being a severely autistic mulatto?

>>33381094
I'm in too good of a mood to fight anyone over how they use a word that technically can apply.

leaving for a nice long walk once i get all this piss out of my system

>>33381105
Pro tip squeeze your balls to get the last drops out

>>33380928
I still stand by what I said you dumbass.

>>33380914
Yeah probably "good girl" would make me retch. Words are forgivable, but I think in a three strike rule at me would disqualify you. Also inflection severely matters.

Men, have you ever filmed a POV rizz video?

Women, have you ever been in a POV rizz video?

>>33381110
Can you fuck off you autist

>>33380968
>Women, if your husband was having an affair, how would you like to find out?
I'd probably sue him and or if I had nothing to lose id go to jail. Nothing like a bitch getting scorned

>>33381113
Nta but you'd hurt him over an affair? That doesn't sound fair, it's just sex

>>33381088
Not good. I wish we had just kept kissing or cuddling, I was an idiot.

>>33381110
I dont think there is anyone on this board who this applies to. The men here arent desperate for social media fame and the women on here are all too ugly to appear in these videos

>>33381113
How would you even sue him. You can't sue someone for cheating.

>>33380884
If a woman told you she will let you do whatever, wherever, cook you a three course meal every single night, would sacrifice all her alone time for whatever you wanted, always game, your balls will always be empty...

Would you think "ideal partner" or would you think "okay this one's a dreamer"?

A lot of people DREAM about being the perfect partner. Very few people can practice what they preach or enjoy the reality of it as much as they enjoy the fantasy. Them having the fantasy is a green flag compared to someone not even fantasizing about being a great partner. But it doesn't really mean much for what you can expect.

>>33381115
Some people are simply unstable

>>33380968
Obviously by him telling me straight up, it's the only thing that woud make me not instantly end the relationship. Physical infidelity I would at least try to deal with but dishonesty, no, zero interest.

>>33380986
>How do I make a girl like me
Clone yourself, and remove the Y chromosome while doubling the X chromosome.

Femanons you should buy a gun

>>33381125
I don't like guns. I keep a bat next to my bed instead.

>>33381115
Nice bait
When someone cheats they forefit their right from bodily harm

Where do I find a gf with some basic self respect that isnt a radical feminist?

>>33381125
ok
give me money pls

>>33381098
>hm? what's that mean?
https://youtu.be/ENHC9RkzFLA

>>33381088
>Women, how'd your first blowjob go?
I don't remember. I was like 7.

>>33381125
>Femanons you should buy a gun
I have a lot of guns. I'm Texan.

>>33381123
cuck

>>33381127
You should like guns. A bat wouldn't do shit against even an unarmed male attacker

>>33381127
Lame
>>33381133
Ok how much do you want

>>33381127
helpful if someone starts throwing balls at you i guess

>>33381135
>I'm Texan
my condolences

>>33381130
Uhhh... No they don't? Can't you be an adult about it and just cut them off?

>>33381135
I wish girls like that existed, big round glasses and wool shorts are sexxxxxo... Especially if they're into literature

>>33381138
Nta but if she managed to sock you in the face with that thing it'd hurt pretty fucking bad.

>>33381139
whats the most erotic gun and how much does it cost?

>>33381088
It was okay. I was super nervous, even though I was already twenty and it was with a guy I'd been close with for years, so it didn't really feel real, kind of like watching yourself in a movie.

But I had been very afraid of many scenarios in advance. I was afraid I'd be super grossed out face to face with one irl, that I'd hate the smell or taste, that I'd puke, I don't know. It was fine. A lot less dramatic or porn-y than I had imagined it. The guy was long glad for any second I spent down there, did not press down on me or anything like that, I was allowed to just explore (he also knew it was my first). I was surprised by how pretty I found his dick.

Definitely didn't make him cum though.

>>33380914
>is there a word that would turn you off being attracted to someone forever if you heard them say? (i can think of several)
M. Probably not a word, but certainly a phrase. If, when saying goodbye, she said "be a good boy" for example. Referring to my penis as "him" rather than "it" would probably come close. Unironic use of hate speech would obviously qualify.

>>33381138
I think it'd do more than nothing.
>>33381141
So funny.

>>33380916
Nah I would just smirk

>>33380845 (OP)
Why the fuck would a girl end things after a few dates but then proceed to ask me to stay the night, watch a film and say she wants to kiss me? I turned her down and left. she said she wanted to kiss me AGAIN in the doorway. I declined and left.

>>33381146
I'd grab it easy, women are weak af

>>33381147
It's priceless

>>33381135
Why did every single femanon get diddled as a kid?

>>33381125
Yeah, maybe I should. Probably gonna get an AR-15 if I could pick.

>>33381127
nta, but a woman who keeps any kind of physical weapon at her bedside for self defense is delusional, if you're too spooked for a gun buy a taser.

>>33381024
Currently

>>33381150
A gun would actually solve the problem
Just tell us if you can't buy one due to being mentally unsound

>>33381149
Was seeing a girl who referred to her pussy as "she" and unironically used the word "queen" when talking to friends

>>33381160
ew
I said erotic, not perverted

do you reckon you could live with a partner who was deaf and mute?

>>33381053
Why is there no male equivalent of this? I want mainstream media of himbo chads tonguing clams with such fervor that their huge bulging dicks jiggle and bounce on screen

>>33381024
She doesn't exist

>>33381173
it would take a lot of getting used to but I guess I could make it work

>>33381165
are you 10 years old or something?

>>33380914
>is there a word that would turn you off being attracted to someone forever if you heard them say?
Consistently saying "willy" when she means "penis".

>>33381174
I guess men chopping wood would be equivalent but it is generally due to women being a lot less visual and less horny.

>>33381161
Is it really that common?

>>33381171
What even is an erotic gun. Like sexy? One I'd make love to?

>>33381173
M
I'd have to learn sign language
Otherwise yeah I dont see any issues

>>33381118
Yeah you can

>>33381182
Probably one what would be hot on a woman

The fact that girls ITT say they'd use physical violence on their partners is scary. No guy has ever gone that far but girls can just say "Yeah I'd stab him for cheating on me". That's batshit insane, nobody deserves to be stabbed for a affair, how can you even sleep next to someone if they might stab you because they suspect an affair?

>>33381180
What is it about chopping wood?
Just the man displaying his strength and being sweaty and destroying shit?

>>33381180
No shit I'm "less visual" and "less horny" when the sex advertisement offered to me is some hairy boomer doing boring labor instead of attractive young men simulating oral sex

>>33381125
I should but I don't know where to go to practice shooting and im stingy.

>>33381167
I don't want a gun in the house while I'm living with my dad, but I'm also just opposed to having one around in general.

>>33381182
There are a lot of pistols like glocks that come factory standard with pink and glitter and stuff I guess, I remember telling my then gf to get a black one instead because if you pull that thing you don't want people thinking it's a toy.

>>33381189
M
>,no guy has ever gone that far
Kek retard
Cheaters deserve physical violence
Maybe not death necessarily but some tire irons to the kneecaps

>>33381192
There is not enough demand for that

>>33381177
What’s wrong with liking big boobs

>>33381195
Glocks are the trannys of handguns
Brickhon build

>>33381197
That's been said of every market that is now female-dominated, which is almost all of them

>>33381024
F.

>>33381165
Whoaaa her tiddies are gonna get wrinkly and really saggy when shes old asf. Her nurses are going to have to be careful wear masks when they wash/bathe her

>>33381189
I'm pretty sure most of the guys in this thread are unanimous about going nuclear in the event of discovering an affair. I wouldn't physically harm a cheating partner but I would engage in a bunch of behavior that would probably be psychotic under normal circumstances.

Either: has your significant other ever woken you up with oral sex? Why not?

>>33381193
Aren't there shooting ranges everywhere in America

>>33381196
You should've been a better partner or picked a better person if you get cheated on. Just walk away, find someone else

Like how do you even get mad at cheating instead of just losing feelings?

>>33381205
M
Never had a significant other

>>33381200
I'm not some /k/ autist if it shoots reliably I don't care about anything else

>>33381202
Ma'am that's a drawing

The key to keeping a woman is to literally never tell her about your Ls. Don't tell her about your embarrassing moments, your trauma, your fears, etc or else she will get the ick. The femoid brain always equates confidence with competence.

>>33381085
If I have a partner that cares for me and who is happy, I'd have no reason to get mad. I understand why would you think that, but to me the concerning thing is that you think that's the norm or how it's supposed to be.

>>33381120
I'd honestly find it off puting if she was so willing to sacrifice things like her alone time or her own desires for me. Like I'd said in another reply, I know that just having that fantasy or good intentions is not enough.

>>33381208
No I want to beat people
What are you gay or something? Lmao pussy ass bitch

What are the rules in the US around uaing Miss and Madam?
>t.retarded european

>>33381205
F, no, because I didn't ask for it and he didn't come up with it. I don't like to be messed with while I'm unconscious anyway.

>>33381115
Im not gonna kill him or her. I'd just him with a brick in a satchel, I'd probably shave both their hair off too, it wouldn't be bad for either, shaving helps some or most women, guys dont like it if they have trouble growing their hair.

>>33381205
F, yes. But I was upset about it.
>>33381212
I know. But I obvs can't post her, so I'll just use the cartoon I made of her back when we answered that question with picrews ITT.

>>33381199
those are just grotesque. the proportion is all off. you don't need tits to fill your entire field of vision.

>>33381201
And it has been said about a lot more markets that have remained male dominated

>>33381156
Bump

>>33381217
Miss is what you say to women you don't know the name of and madam is what you say if you want to be weird

>>33381146
nta but I think unfortunately women overestimate how they'd fare againt an angry male opponent. A kick in the nuts or poking their eye would hurt him, but usually not enough to make him release you or relent. And the same applies if you try to use a weapon but aren't really that strong.

>>33381211
All handguns made now are reliable
Might as well get something that isn't a mushy piece of shit

>>33381024
Someone cute and nerdy

>>33381013
People are mostly fake.

>>33381173
M
I know the sign language of my country, so yeah. I think I'd be a good experience.

>>33381207
Yes but the prices have probably gone up. Kind of wish it didn't cost a lot.

>>33381214
Good thing I have no trauma, not really afraid of anything, and simply don't feel embarrassment

>>33381226
What if I want to addres somebody in an E-Mail. Should it always be
Dear Miss XYZ

>>33381189
I'm a guy and even if I think that physical violence over an affair might be going a bit too far, I'd almost be willing to justify it. I wouldn't feel bad for the cheater, at least.

>>33381232
Not all people. Go take care of your kids

>>33381217
There are no rules
Not like we follow "The King's English" down to the letter

>>33381173
M
Yh it would probably be difficult at first but id happily learn sign language

>>33381227
The momentum does most of the work. Esp if it's made of metal.

>>33381226
What about stuff like "dear sir or madam"

>>33381143
>my condolences
Thanks. Our governor is going to the handicapped section of hell, right next to FDR.

>>33381161
>Why did every single femanon get diddled as a kid?
Because men put their own sexual gratification over the health, safety, and mental wellbeing of children.

>>33381174
>I want mainstream media of himbo chads tonguing clams with such fervor that their huge bulging dicks jiggle and bounce on screen
Let her cook

>>33381179
That density is crazy

>>33381189
>No guy has ever gone that far
Men regularly talk about killing their partner if they caught them cheating.
6% of male homicide victims are killed by their partner and a lot of them are gay. 34% of female homicide victims are killed by their partner.

>>33381205
>has your significant other ever woken you up with oral sex?
F
Yes, I only woke up because I started choking

>>33381217
>What are the rules in the US around uaing Miss and Madam?
No one says madam, they say ma'am and it is used regionally.

>>33381238
Yeah

>>33381241
Yeah, but how I address a women formally?

>>33381024
A Russian that isn't a slut or a bitch aka a unicorn

>>33381245
That works but I usually use sir or ma'am.

>>33381024
She's literally perfect

>>33381252
why would you?

>>33381247
Fucking mass repliers

>>33381252
Don't bother
Americans dont beleive in "formality,"
Just say their name if you know it
Dear laura/becky/shannon, blah blah blah

>>33381257
Because I have to communicate with Amis for work

>>33381260
This nigga French

women why dont you like nerdy gamer tech boys?

>>33381258
NTA. Some people only check in on the thread occasionally throughout the day, so they make it a point to have their moment to reply be as efficient as possible. Waiting a minute between replies isn't always an option.

>>33381254
Ma'am is just a contraction of madam, what's the difference

>>33381229
She unironically looks a bit like this, not a bad thing.

>>33381263
Because I don't understand them often, and I've had bad experiences with gamers in the past.

>>33381262
Im german you clown

Do wimminz actually dont want to get their pussy licked during one night stands? Cause it takes a long time etc.

>>33381263
Because they're losers

>>33381207
Yeah but finding one you like is kind of a pain in the ass and different types cater to different people. One of them near me is run by a bunch of bitchy stacies who literally made fun of my clothes one time, like I was wearing flannel and a trucker cap and they called me Redneck Ron. They have fancy furniture and a coffee bar and scones and crap, and a bunch of women's clothes and accessories with hidden holsters, really bizarre place if you think about it but they're always busy.

According to women "Emotional intelligence" in men = "Listen to me cry my eyes out over my inane problems daily, but also be super stoic yourself. If you cry because your entire family dies in a car crash I will get the ick and leave you since I had to do emotional labor and be your therapist teehee"

>>33381024
Someone who will love me just the way I'm
I know someone like that doesn't exist but it would be ideal

>>33381243
True. Still I think not many women are used to hit with momentum or using too much strength. I guess in a dangerous situation the fear and adrenaline would help, but I still think that it's unlikely that they'd ko the guy with one hit, and that would be very risky for a woman.

>>33381266
It sounds different just trust me bro

>>33381275
They wanted your dick bro

Men,
Who do we sacrifice? There is still heat in the summer left. Which one of your ceo bro's is ready for the storm? Being publicly embarassed does not sate the ritual unless the wife kills him.

>>33381276
Damn you figured it out bro

>>33381271
Even worse

>>33381281
Grow up and get over this celeb bs

>>33381281
Bobby Kotick, but like 10 years ago

>>33381281
Didn't Luigi kill him in November or December

>>33381287
Nature must heal. The order depends on it.

>>33381260
actual americans don't care.

>>33381270
>>33381274
women are so disappointing

>>33381292
You're old and fat

>>33381295
I'm trying to get into gaming. I understand it's a cultural blindspot I have that I don't appreciate while others do. If PS5 wasn't so expensive, I'd buy one.

>>33381281
Ntam, let's sacrifice you

well my bladder's empty so i'm off for my walk. see you, fuckers

>>33381295
I'm a man
Fuck nerd faggots
Video games are gay
Literally no different than scrolling on social media for hours

>>33381300
>Ntam
Wtf does that mean

>>33381301
Drink water, wear sunscreen, be safe bitch

>>33380891
>pic

how do I stop doing it?

>>33381309
Kill yourself

>>33381309
Be like me and just never fall in love in you're entire life

Women have you gone yet another year with no bf?

>>33381299
>I'm trying to get into gaming
Why? i thought you dont like it

For being so obssessed with interior house design, women are very shit at it.

>>33381313
Yes.

>>33381298
>>33381300
Ooh did that ruffle your feathers? Do we have candidates itt? Better think of confessing to your sins. Camel needle and such.

women don't you think they should've just ended kingdom hearts at 3? What even is the point of them making a 4

>>33381281
Thiel. Because fuck Palantir with a rusty rake.

>>33381309
Realise it's limerence. Fall in love with your wife. Look at her past her flaws, give her flowers

How do I get a wife to fall in love with

>>33381313
Yea. I watch dramas with romance to cope.

>>33381318
The guy I want to date likes video games, and I have some friends who want to play with me. So I'm hard pressed not to at least try it again.

>women with big foreheads
hnnnggg

I wish women knew how sexy reading is to men, single chicks should definitely be more into books

>>33381333
>The guy I want to date likes video games
hahaha ofc

>>33381323
Ooh, the kettlebell calling pot black. Youre a troll and your poor kids aren't getting the attention and affection they need from you.

>>33381323
I msrurbated yesterday
Stole a cup of yogurt from the grocery store last week
All i can think of sin wise

>>33381335
women don't care what we find sexy in them. In fact they actively do things to seem less sexy to men

>>33381336
What's so funny?

>>33381334
So I'm not the only one.

Women do you actively do things to seem less sexy to men?

>Women with big hands
Hmnng

>>33381161
One normie femanon said that only weirdo girls got diddled in her class. For them to end up on 4chan, they must have already been very weird and probably deserved it anyway.

>>33381345
>nerd likes video games
>cringe
>chad likes video games
>cool
many such cases

>>33381311
No, I don't think I will.
>>33381312
I'd like to fall in love though. If I avoided all risk I'd never be happy.
>>33381327
Fair. I think what I need to do is get to know girls I'm infatuated with better and dispel the illusion of perfection in my mind by replacing it with a real human being (and a real hero[ine])

Do you still feel younger than you thought you would by now?

>>33381354
He's definitely a nerd. And I've dated nerdy guys in the past. It was a specific hatred of video games because of a bad experience with a specific guy, that's what I'm trying to get over.

>>33381358
Why did people think Ryan Gosling was attractive. His eyes are all asymmetrical and weird.

>>33381359
I'm 34 and feel more fit now than I did ten years ago.

>>33381359
I've got to say that staying in shape definitely paid off on that front, gonna be 40 soon and my police description was
>mid to late 20s

>>33381354
more like
>people I don't associate with are into thing
:|
>people I do associate with are into thing
:O

Bitch please I inherited 70-80% of my gaming interests from my older brother

>>33381351
That normalfag is probably a sociopath unironically

>>33381359
M
I feel about how I thought I would feel at 30

>>33381366
Dudes will never understand that being mistaken for younger than they are is not a compliment

>>33381349
yeah but because thats the way I am.

What do zoom zoom women think about dry oldschool male perfumes? Leather chypres and the likes? I'm 35 and to me they smell like granddad but I still wear them sometimes; so I am wondering what the association for young people would be. Zoomer men answers would also be interesting.

>>33381371
It's not a compliment until you hit 30 at which point it starts being a compliment again, particularly when you're the last guy in the office with hair

Or darling, have you started feeling old yet?

>>33381358
I think you also miss what could have been if you had tried dating her. You probably wouldn't be where you are now.

Have you ever had a date over zoom?

>>33381359
>Face
Mid 20s
>Body
Mid 20s
>Soul
Like, 80.

>>33381383
I'd kill myself 2bh

Women will you watch me ascend?

i've never held hands with a girl and i'm so lonely that it feels like i'm actually dying because of it like it's actually a health issue i just have to know i have to know what feminine hands feel like please god please...

I bet I could fuck the femcelism out of our femanons

>>33381388
> like it's actually a health issue
Because it is, medically, same with stress

>>33381389
>our

>>33381389
I think I have a lot of issues that could be dicked out of me, but the women ITT that genuinely hate the idea of being with a man are inherently never going to be swayed that way just by definition.

>>33381359
M
I've always looked older than I am, and I feel even older than that.

>>33381400
>but the women ITT that genuinely hate the idea of being with a man
thats all femanons

>>33381404
No.

>>33381399
We have a collective responsibility to fix them

>>33380890
>Haven't you heard what happened with picrel?
Nope.
I have a theory based on context clues but I don't check my distilled news feed as often as I should. I doubt it'd be there if I had tho.

>>33381388
How old are you? Are you a KHHV?

>>33380845 (OP)
Females would you ever date a guy who had self harm scars on his arms?

Is it mostly the same people here every day?

Why don't you guys just make a /chat/ general?

>>33381420
28 and yes khhv. mostly because of homeschooling and social isolation

>>33381422
this is the chat general

>>33381387
yes

>>33381425
Did you go to college? What about the girls who asked you out?

>>33381422
>Why don't you guys just make a /chat/ general?
Because that's not what the board is for.

We exist in a grey area and I pray every day for mods to realize and end our collective misery by purging this thread from the face of the board.

>>33381417
Basically it was Coldplay concert and they were showing the public with a kiss cam. And when they were showing the couple on the pic, they had a pretty exaggrated reaction, the guy literally ducking and going away and the girl covering her face. Of course everybody could tell that there was something fishy, and turns out he's the ceo of a big company or something and she's a coworker, both are married and thanks to being so inconspicuous, everybody found out.

Women would you date a 26 year old man that still likes watching bankai amvs?

>>33381433
are ye dumb? why do you want to get rid of one of the only chill places on the internet?

>>33381422
I show up here every once in a while, participate for a couple of days or weeks, then fuck off for months and repeat.

>>33381436
not a clue what that is

do you feel it?

Yeah

>>33380891
>why does she still make me feel butterflies when I see her?
You never moved past the infatuation phase into a real relationship. To you, she's still just all the best parts of who she could've been.

>>33381309
>how do I stop doing it?
Pump the breaks whenever you feel your attachment growing. Imagine she's only going to be around for a few months before returning to her home planet forever. She's worth getting to know and share experienced with, but she's not your future. Relax and enjoy the moment.

>>33381358
>what I need to do is get to know girls I'm infatuated with better and dispel the illusion of perfection in my mind by replacing it with a real human being
Yes. Do this by asking her out as soon as she is comfortable with you. Don't quietly observe her for weeks or months as you slowly fall in love.
Ask her out and find out if she is worth a second date.

run away with me now

>>33381431
i dropped out of community college after doing perfectly fine and getting a 4.0 gpa, and i've never been asked out or approached by a girl...

>>33381447
I wish I could

>>33381451
Cringe

Femanon this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE

>>33381431
>the girls who asked you out?
nta but lol, lmao

>>33381449
Not once in 28 years? Are you trolling?

>>33381451
meant to respond to >>33381440

>>33381454
nuh uh

>>33381435
Ah. Better than I thought but close.
Yeah, if you're going to take your mistress out on a date, accept the possibility and consequences of being caught.

>>33381455
not that I know of

>>33381457
Nta but you're the only one that's trolling. I've seen you do this before.

People that wake up early are simply better people.

>>33381456
unreal

>>33381461
How? I want to help him.

>>33381349
Yes, I wear huge boring clothes and have bad posture from trying to minimize my tits and ass

>>33381457
no i'm not trolling no girl has ever talked to me except for the obligatory situations like when i'm buying something from the store

men, should I try snorting creatine?

>>33381472
Ask your doctor

>>33381472
Why would you want to
What purpose does this serve

>>33381349
And you thought i was lying lol

god the doors were so fucking good

>>33381469
This is hard to believe. Online gfs at least?

>>33381482
Mid band

>>33381479
improving my barnes maze performance
>>33381478
you are my doctor now

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33381472
No, if you become too smart, I won't be able to trick you into sex

>>33381349
Women have embraced uglifying themselves to such a degree that a random chick in a sundress with a normal haircut can get an army of simps

>>33381486
the orphanage

>>33381466
Yeah you're trolling

>>33381487
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>33381421
Bumping

>>33381485
Are you having trouble with your Barnes maze performance. Would it significantly alter your quality of life.

>>33381422
Because then I wont have an excuse to ask femanons about their boobs.

>>33381486
meeeeee

>>33381495
if by barned maze performance you mean the human experience, then yes
possibly, it‘s worth a try, no?

>>33381406
yeh

oki goodmorning everyone

>>33381503
sup pedo

>>33381501
It might make your nose start bleeding
Also this is in rats. Are you a rat

>>33381504
hi oldfag

(im fem but wtv)

>>33381503
suck mmy dick

>>33381505
aesthetic
maybe

>>33381491
Ugga booga smash

>>33381503
Hi but it's not morning it's noon

>>33381506
how did you sleep, tranny?

>>33381507
not hungry rn sollee

If you have a long distance relationship where the man is in one country and the girl is in another country who should move where?

>>33381510
catch me if you can

>>33381508
What do you share in common with a rat

Another day grateful to our 120IQ Jewish overlords for inventing Playboi Carti

>>33381516
nobody should move anywhere
they should only meet in the middle once to fuck each other‘s brains out and then leave it at that

>>33381511
it's 12:12 that's still morning?? jus woke up late bc i stayed up until like 2am

I can't talk about anything on this site because everyone will say I'm bullshitting despite it being 100% true, but I don't have any proof of it happening so it might as well be a fairy tale.

>>33381512
very good ty for asking :3

room was too hot tho

>>33381521
No bro that's noon. Morning is like 5 to 11 am

>>33381516
This isn't really a gendered question, move to where standard of living is better and where there's more money to be made.

>>33381523
We have people here who claim to have boyfriends or girlfriends, and people who claim that the other sex is not a demonic monolith. We can believe whatever you want.

>>33381526
ahahah 12 is morning wdym

(please im trying to convince myself my sleep schedule isn't fucked)

>>33381288
Based as fuck

I love her so much I'd blow her up with a grenade for no reason

>>33381531
You needa check yoself muthafucka

Women are you a virgin

>>33381518
plague
urban decay
contingency
secrecy
filth
contagion
endurance
adaptability
margins
immanence
cunning
adaption without morality
a parasitic echo of order that no longer serves a higher ideal

>>33381525
any weird dreams?

women hate that men have peenies

>>33381530
Gender relation problems are solely because of females. Men just want 1 girl to love.

>>33381538
I think you should snort other stuff

>>33381533
cute aggression aah moment
>>33381537
no

>>33381543
any suggestions?

>>33381545
Meds

>>33381516
My friend (USA) met a guy in eastern Europe, both in their 30's. They got married. They're in the USA now until he gets a green card working towards citizenship, so they're basically stuck in the US until then. They tentatively plan to move to his home country eventually, but she still has to learn the language. But it's really going to come down to citizenship/green card status and economic opportunity cuz she's in the medical field and may or may not be able to work in his country.

So there's no 'right' answer here, only what opportunity allows.

>>33381546
:/

>>33381542
Idk, I would love to get deepthroated by one girl while another girl licks my balls and another girl fucks my ass with a strapon. It would be even better if this happened nearly every day and I just had all the girls as my personal concubines.

>>33381541
?????????????????????????

Lurker femanons check-in

>>33381530
Women are weird because they say very odd things. I was walking home late at night as there happened to be two girls walking the same road (complete strangers) and one of them asked me out of the blue if I wanted to come with them in what I remember to be a somewhat joking tone, which I obviously had to decline because I don't even know them and it was late at night so I was very tired. I still don't know what she was trying to accomplish.

>>33381554
take you on an adventure

>>33381554
I know it sounds like bullshit but I swear it happened.

>>33381554
Steal your kidneys

>>33381547
What if you're from the US and genuinely believe in American ideals and view leaving the country as giving up on a dream that's worth laboring to enable? Just because things are shitty and corrupt doesn't mean you should abandon a place. It's your home after all.

>>33381550
yes hello

>>33381559
peeriss?

>>33381560
Perish. Suffer and die, you.

>>33381560
perimeter

>>33381540
the friend that doesn't like me killed me

i was walking down a street and like five kitty cats came up to me ^^

>>33380965
>Being ignored and unloved by women is my kink. My life is like a constant porno.
You should print this out, frame it and put it on your wall.

Then take a pic of it and post it here.

>>33381563
wow
>>33381564
wow

>>33381566
brb going to ask freudGPT about this crap

>>33381551
here

women can i hold your clit while you pee?

>>33381571
ning????

>>33381483
no...

i've tried going to soc and messaging women but they just arent interested which is fine... i've been online basically my whole life but never DM'd with a girl or anything... when i was a teen i used to try a little more but i learned my lesson so now i just stay in my own tiny server and if i venture out into a /soc/ discord server there's either no women in the server or they don't post at all, or they do post but i'm basically invisible to them...

>>33381576
bring tweezers

>>33381576
i mean if im tryna piss standing sure

not that you'd be able to find it but

>>33381567
Don't have a printer unfortunately

>>33381582
Go to a print shop.

>>33381572
Good to see you you can go back to lurking now

>go hiking
>thinking of rewarding myself with a drink later and play some video games with friends

>on the way home, Queen comes on and I instantly want to get drunk while listening to Queen

I hate that I am like this.
I managed to get home without taking a stop anywhere and don't have any alcohol at home, but still...

>>33381577
The dream begins with symbolic death. The friend who doesn’t like you kills you. This figure is not just someone from waking life, but a projection of your inner critic, the part shaped by rejection and unmet need. Their violence is the subconscious severing your attachment to being validated by others. You die, not in body, but in false identity. Then you walk a street, the path of life stripped of pretense. Five cats appear. They come freely, uncommanded. Cats symbolize instinct, autonomy, and quiet power. Five evokes the human form, the senses, the pentagram of embodied being. This is no random comfort. Your psyche is showing reintegration. After the ego dies, the soul reenters, whole, animal, unafraid. The cats are aspects of you returning. Where one figure denied your worth, five appear offering silent presence. The dream teaches this: approval is not salvation. Rejection clears space. And in that space, something deeper arrives, not love you earned, but love that simply is.

I wake up and my boobs are so soft. You stupid moids will never understand

>>33381580
wont that hurt?

>>33381581
>not that you'd be able to find it but
whats that supposed to mean??

I was able to do two pull-ups in a row today.

>>33381053
Sauce

I wake up and my cock is so hard. You stupid foids will never understand

>>33381593
why are you stealing my bit?

I love foids, but I cannot have a life with them. My current position in life wouldn't allow it, and I fear our blood seems to produce the most wretched of whores.

>>33380857
>Gender
M
>Are you a hoarder?
I have a bit of a hoarding tendency, yes.
> Do you have an easy time letting go of things?
No.
I try to be better about it and not buy so much shit that I don't need, because I've reach a point where I don't really have room for more stuff.

>>33381579
Unreal.

>>33381603
Hypnotizing but I want to goon to bimbo boobie

>>33380857
f
yes, I am always trying out new stuff and that results in new things coming into my life way too often
yes, I am just too lazy to actually do it

>>33381606
not my problem

>>33381593
I got to 15 pull-ups in a row before I gave up trying to be fit.

>>33380876
>In other words, for the same activity involving the same man and woman, more people are willing to approve the man's action than the woman's.
That's a bit silly, innit?
But on the other hand I can understand an old fart wanting to date young hotness than I can understand a young hotness wanting to date an old fart.

>>33381421
Yea if he can date someone with bug bite scars

>>33380914
>(i can think of several)
I can't think of any.

Bros I think I got my dog high and addicted to weed lol I was smoking once and he walked in and I had blown some smoke there and he inhaled it I think. Now he walks up to my pipe all the time and starts pawing at it lol. What do I do? Should I make him some edible dog treats?

>soundgasm net/u/aLowlyKiton/M4F-Giving-a-Porn-Addicted-Femcel-the-Raping-Of-Her-Dreams

Male anons what do you think?

>>33380942
>women aren't as visually driven as men
This has always been strange to me, considering women seem to be the ones obsessed with how clothes look, makeup, decoration etc. Doubly strange when women claim they're doing makeup and haircuts and outfits for themselves and not for men.

>>33381624
>Male anons what do you think?
>M4F
Not gonna click on that.
If it's not F4M or F4A, I absolutely could not care less.

Would you date a girl who is mean to people who annoy her?

>>33381624
i am never going to listen to audio porn of men ew

How can I help my GF become more comfortable with her pussy? She thinks it's gross and slimy

>>33381630
you can‘t, thats her work to do

Femanons, what are your thoughts on the Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat match at Chi-Town Rumble 1989 for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship?

>>33381629
But it’s sexy? I don’t understand

>>33380970
Where do those words come from? And are they really slurs or just shorthand for describing ancestry?

>>33381634
NTA but I have told you this before, just find some older anon who wants to do these things with you, instead of posting about it on 4chan and leaving unsatisfied all the time.

>>33381628
A guy is dating someone like that, most guys date those type of girls. They think they're sassy, they call them baddies etc. It's retarded but to each their own.

>>33381007
I think one ate the other and now I love tall strong latinas.

>>33381604
do women just randomly talk to you?

>>33381637
I'm not sassy or a baddy but when someone starts irritating me on a consistent basis I cannot hide the disgust in my face

>>33381024
She wouldn't want me to.

>>33381624
I'm at work and obviously cannot listen to male rape sounds.

>>33381624
Pretty gay

>>33381624
mkultra type shi

>>33381628
Ain't everyone like that

>>33381066
>Are Asians retarded
No, racists are. And comedians sometimes pretend to be.

>>33381630
Eat it like a man who's never seen food

>>33381642
it’s more dubcon

Women thoughts on precum

>>33381650
I don‘t like any bodily fluids

>>33381639
Yes. Pretty much everywhere. I met up with a few girls I met online too. Mostly met them in games and we hit it off.
I never used /soc/ for girls, though. I wouldn't suggest /soc/ for any man.

I want a big scary boyfriend

Since you're so into lewd audios, does anyone know of any collabs where you can actually hear both women and men?

>>33381654
Would you date a guy that dropped bombs on cavemen in iraq

I shouldn’t have gone swiping last night. What do I say to these boys

>>33381650
Way more tolerable than jizz.

I love pussy

>>33381664
ok

>>33381658
>drops bombs on cavemen
>cavemen win

>>33381660
ghost and uninstall

Do you guys wanna know how far I can nut

>>33381664
Yeah cats are very cool

>>33381672
pass

oki im back from my shower what did i miss

about to eat some chocolate

What's your opinion on tarot cards and zodiac?

>>33381676
notin

>>33381588
but i like the number 4 not 5
five is gross

>>33381679
nutting hnnnggg

>>33381681
you are gross

>>33381654
me 2 twin where my men at

>>33381678
entertaining

>>33381682
stop

>>33381684
o

>>33381660
This is why you shouldn't text bitches first btw. She will look down on you from the high ground. If she's interested, she will let you know.

>>33381691
how is that working out for you?

If I lived in a big city like New York, I would have an Asian girlfriend. But I don’t, thus I will kill myself soon.

>>33381694
k, bye

>>33381694
just move to asia bro

>>33381694
why specifically nyc? a lot of my asian friends don't like cities ㅠㅠ

>>33381695
Wow, rude. Wtf? Now I will live just to spite you.

>>33381692
Better than when I spent time and energy on bitches just to get ghosted in the end. I hooked up with every bitch who texted me first. I do message certain girls first, but they have to be a specific type.

>>33381700
lol
and what type is that?

>>33381699
whatever will I do

why do men sexualize latinas?

>>33381704
men sexualize literally everything

are you afraid of me now

>>33381653
the fuck...

Why don't white men want white women?

>>33381169
Hey, I can do that.

>>33381711
get better bait

>>33381683
what 14 year old made this?

>>33381711
more like

why do black women date non-black men then seethe when black men date a non-black woman?

Im a scorpio femanons how doomed am i?

>>33381624
What are (You)r thoughts

>>33381704
i dunt fuckin understand either

>>33381704
they make bjs an art form

>>33381422
This is the chat general.

>>33381704
as opposed to sexualizing every race?

>>33381598
Last I heard, you could do three.

>>33381714
I would cum on your disgusting ass pube beard bro

>>33381609
How many can you do now?

>>33381730
NTA latinas are mentioned in like every fucking thread

>>33381732
heh i can do 6 now, actually

Women, would you rather have your bf pick out a ring and surprise propose or take you on a surprise visit to a jewler?

I can do like 25. You weak ass niggas.

>>33381704
I need latina wife because Ryan Gosling has one and he's literally me

It annoys me when women act like men are the only horny ones when they goon to hands and rape hentai

>>33381740
Goofy ahh no bitches drippy ass nigga

Imma eat beans again.

>>33381741
you are not ryan gosling

>>33381634
What do you not understand about men not wanting to listen to a man voicing audio porn for women?

Women describe the last man you were attracted to

>>33381752
disgusting natured narcissistic asshole

>>33381739
The latter, I don't like jewelry so I'd be extremely picky about a ring I'd actually have to wear. I also don't like surprises.

>>33381733
You REALLY like clavicles, huh?

>>33381738
Impressive. Gonna take me a long time get to that point.

>>33381752
my college professor

patient, caring, good sense of humour and married

>>33381740
>like 25
>doesn't even know the exact number
Cappin hard nigga
Your weight and your job?

>>33381751
nta but this shit reminds me of when an ex girlfriend of mine found out I really liked erotica and proceeded to try to share hers, completely missing why I didn't like first person female POV of getting railed by werewolves and billionaires and shit, like she just could not comprehend that I did not find that enjoyable.

>>33381768
How old? Hair status?

>>33381719
The types of black women who are attractive enough to date a non-black man don't give a shit what black men are doing.

>>33381769
150 and my job is to put you niggas in your place

>>33381772
40s, greying dark hair

>>33381749
Uhm yes I am. Except I have dark brown hair.

Women, do you want a bf or a gf with a dick?

>>33381770
Women are just locked inside their own heads, aren't they.

>>33381772
4000, norwood 3a

Women why dont you like average men with average looks and average height and average penis?

>>33381770
That's actually because women tend to roleplay with media so can appreciate erotica from different perspectives, even two men.

Men by comparison need to self-insert and see themselves in the story or they cannot relate to the situation.

>>33381778
Ryan Godling is considered ugly

>>33381803
Strange that you can't put yourself into male situation or at least see the validity of it

>>33381801
I do but I have to keep my misandrist mask going because it’s fun

>>33381801
but we do average men

>>33381803
Yeah nigga

>>33381813
I thought you wanted the 6'8 black man with the 10 inch dick?

>>33381813
(You) don't do any men.

>>33381801
post a picture of you what you consider an average guy to look like

>>33381801
im dating an average man with average looks and average penis

hes the best

>>33381813
Post the one with the cat and the guy with the huge extremely not average bicep

>>33381813
you are definitely not allowed to pretend like you want average men lmao

>>33381780
Gf with a dick

>>33381801
All men are ugly, I go with the ones who approach me and average men don't approach me

Guy on tinder just cold messaged:
>Highkey wish u were my chocolate Fairlife

What does this mean???

>tfw below average moid

women dating average men wouldn't even help me

>>33381827
Please fuck off.

>>33381808
but that hurts our feelings

>>33381831
okay but first why does tyler want me to be his chocolate fairlife?

>>33381827
He wants to drink you

>>33381819
>Still tall
i expected no less

>>33381833
idk how to stop :/ on the inside i find men to be so adorable and sexy but idk how to soften up

>>33381827
>What does this mean???
he's alluding to the fact that you are a cow with loose udders

Should i start selling nudes?

>>33381837
average white male height in the US is 5'10. if you're shorter than that you're not average.

>>33381803
>appreciate from different perspectives
>women's erotica is written overwhelmingly in first person POV
right...

Erotica written by men tends to have a lot more "even" distribution of perspectives imo, it's usually with a third person omniscient narrator who gives you snippets of every party to whatever sexual act. There's not really a right or wrong way to do it, but women definitely prefer to self insert as the main character and don't concern themselves much with the experience of other characters in the narrative with the notable exception of fujos who seem to dwell on the other guy's thoughts a little too much imo.

>>33381807
IMO it's because white men in particular have always been the centre of attention for virtually every form of mainstream media so they've never had to adapt or learn to see things from another's perspective.

Women by comparison couldn't even do something as basic as playing a Pokemon game in the 90's without needing to adapt to play as a male character. We had to learn lens and gaze and find enjoyment with it.

>>33381837
no he’s 5’8 and I’m 5’6

Being an ugly woman has protected me from evil but also barred me from experiencing love

>>33381843
yes

>>33381827
>>33381835
Ask Tyler.