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Anonymous No.33383252 [Report] >>33383504 >>33383554 >>33384215 >>33384355 >>33388100
How to be cool enough to get a girlfriend?
I’ve gotten compliments my entire life. Just today a girl who checked me out said I have pretty eyes. I really want a gf but don’t know how. 25m.
Anonymous No.33383504 [Report] >>33386416
>>33383252 (OP)
I won't read htgwg escapees.
Anonymous No.33383554 [Report]
>>33383252 (OP)
You ask the people who complimented you if they want to get coffee/lunch together. Bam, you just got a date!
Anonymous No.33384017 [Report] >>33384065 >>33384074
Pretty eyes is a nonpliment. It's what they say because literally no other physical feature you have can be complimented
Anonymous No.33384065 [Report]
>>33384017
Nobody says you have pretty eyes unless they're trying to blow you
Anonymous No.33384074 [Report] >>33384103
>>33384017
Ive been told it unsolicited since I was 12. Tbf though I do have very pretty eyes.
Anonymous No.33384103 [Report] >>33388150 >>33389717
>>33384074
post your fucking eyes anon
Anonymous No.33384215 [Report]
>>33383252 (OP)
>How to be cool enough to get a girlfriend?
Go goth.
Anonymous No.33384355 [Report]
>>33383252 (OP)
Big secret: Have something going on. Making it financial is a big plus.

I'm not saying to sell drugs, but arbitraging in increment various items is a good start. This concept is demonstrated in 1983's PC Dopewars, here is a version on the internet archive: https://archive.org/details/dopewars
Anonymous No.33386416 [Report]
>>33383504
Fpbp. There is literally a general thread for these kinds of questions, OP.
Anonymous No.33386510 [Report]
I don’t get it.
Anonymous No.33386579 [Report]
unreliable narrator
Anonymous No.33388100 [Report]
>>33383252 (OP)
Whenever you feel tilted or nervous, take a minute to stop and think of the skelly in your picrel and the rest will fall into place.
Anonymous No.33388150 [Report] >>33389717
>>33384103
I will after I'm off work
Anonymous No.33389717 [Report] >>33390034
>>33384103
>>33388150
Here's one eye, the other one looks exactly the same. Don't mind the phone reflection.
Anonymous No.33390034 [Report]
>>33389717
damn they where not lying that is quite pretty