Thread 33383381

Would I look stupid wearing shorts like these?

>>33383381 (OP)
Yes. That style went out in the 90s, anon. You'll never be a real vato.

>>33383388
How are these even considered "shorts" ?? They're covering the entire fucking leg and they look like the dude is wearing a dress.

>>33383381 (OP)
Yes, w>>33383388
ey, you'll look dumb

>>33383404
ANSWER MY QUESTION

>>33383381 (OP)
I won't read is it normal threads, invariably posted by subhuman, formulaic, autist retards. (Why can't the cretin just walk around like that and see how people react if their opinions are important to him? Why ask us?)

>>33383548
Ah this has to be the real I won't read guy

>>33383485
>you'll look dumb
Why though?

>>33383548
>Why ask us?
BECAUSE PEOPLE ALSO EXIST ON 4CHAN YOU FUCKING IDIOT
GOD DAMMIT YOU'RE A MORON

>>33383567
It was always a stupid look. The shorts are comically large, asi pendejo del circo

>>33383599
Did you just call me a bitch? lol

>>33383599
I just saw two people in my area wearing these. One of them was a large black guy in his 30s, and the other was a russian dude with a thick accent in his 50s.

>>33383628
I said they look like circus clown pants

>>33383679
lol

>>33383381 (OP)
If you want to go vatocore for the 21st century, you have to wear things like plain white or black v-necks, some kind of work boot, jeans, and aviator sunglasses. Bonus points if you have a beard and a Dodgers hat somewhere int he rotation. You're basically trying the equivalent of dressing like picrel in 1995. You can't be a 90s cholo, nevermind a pachuco, and you certainly need to step up your style game.

>>33383588
>people
>4chan
kek, no. We are all subhuman here

This is a typical young J-fashion style. You will be fine

>>33383866
Are you white?

>>33383885
>We are all subhuman here
This includes you, right, I won't read guy?

>>33383902
Do you not know what 'all of us' means? You think I'm that against acknowledging who I am?

don't listen to these people, Anon. lots of famous successful people like maxi shorts

>>33383939
I don't even know if you're the real I won't read guy because here you are... reading stuff

>>33383948
>picrel

>>33383948
gobbets of them

>>33383955
I'm flattered you think I'm such an influential figure

>>33383948
lmao my god those shorts are fucking hilarious XD

>>33383948
>famous
>successful
>squeegees his own passenger windows

>>33383893
I'm clearly a fucking beaner, anon. I'm foreign-born, though. I appreciate Chicano culture for what it is and was, but you really shouldn't dress like that.

>>33384092
How come black people wear those baggy shorts though?

>>33384144
Some do, but for the a while in 2014-2018, the thing was skinny jeans, and I'm not black. I'm telling you how to dress like a Mexican. Not all gangsters are the same.

>>33384169
Aren't "slim fit" pants in style for men these days?

>>33384174
Kind of, but you really don't want super skinny jeans like they used to wear during those years. It makes you look dated. Fitting jeans, yes, but the ripped up skinny jeans? Mostly women have started to use those again.

Fucking weeaboos. Even when you try to look like a brownoid, you still have to look like you're wearing a hakama.

>>33384225
To be fair, a vast majority of Mexicans are weaboos.

>>33383404
Side question for fashion types on here.
Are shorts supposed to be high enough they go over the knee of cover them slightly?
Keep feeling like the shorts I get lately are made for women and not men.

>>33384268
Oh yeah, I forgot. Cartels and DBZ and all that shit.

>>33384271
It all depends. Are they just basketball shorts? Then you should look as low-effrot as possible. Is it something you bought from Brooks Brothers? Then it's above the knee. It all depends on the situation. You generally want them to fit like your pants would, but shorter.

>>33384271
shorts go from JUST above the knee to AT MOST ~20% between the knee and the ankle
if you're anywhere close to the ankle, you're either trying to make a major fashion statement, or you're grossly incompetent

>>33384008
That's exactly what an imposter would say

>>33383381 (OP)
Well everyone else does, so probably.

>>33385582
Vato

>>33383381 (OP)
nah, you looks nice
just change the shoes

>>33383381 (OP)
I will assume you're a Cholo if I see you, anon.

Go to /fa/.

>>33383381 (OP)
I think it's cool

>>33383381 (OP)
Clothes for people who don’t wash their ass

>>33388475
I don't like those other clothes. I like those shorts cause you could wear them in any season but winter comfortably. Aesthetically, they are baggy and comfortable yet allows for the implication of a silhouette.

>>33384092
>I'm clearly a fucking beaner, anon.
How brave of you to admit this.

>>33383948
maxi shorts?

>>33384225
>a hakama
a what?!