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>>33384364
First for getting a vasectomy
>why don't men love us???
>"Babe I love you"
>Nooooooo don't say it like that this is love bombing and my life is turning into a second Dresden
>>33386479this shit would be cancelled today by the tranny brigade
how do i get one of you to force me to get topped by muscle chads? not on the regular, just like once a year on vacation maybe?
>>33386485that sounds hella gay bro ngl
Women are basically just better at everything.
>>33386484This is probably still the funniest interview ever in the anime scene.
Do black women even like white guys? Everyone knows white men prefer black women over white women but interracial couples are kinda rare
>>33386499>Everyone knows white men prefer black women over white women but interracial couples are kinda rareif that were true my dad wouldn't have gotten so much shit for dating my mom
>>33386469 (OP)q_q
I want to be pregnant so bad.
>>33386499why are tummies so hot
>>33386499God I hope they do
>>33386504because you want to fill them
>>33386493coomers at it again
I NEED TO STOP LISTENING TO CREED
>>33386512If you want more Tremonti on guitar, listen to Alter Bridge
I want a boyfriend but i hate normies
>>33386500They were probably just jealous
>>33386495>>33386476>>33386471>>33386470I am using WW1 because the pictures from that era are nice but say you were born in the UK around 1870 or so. You'd miss the conscription window for WW1. You'd live in the most powerful Empire of the age, guaranteed wife, life completely on the up and up, better work conditions, more money, peaceful times (until WW1 hits, but you wouldn't be sent).
Of course there are positives to modern life but older times were easier for people who appreciate having some structure to it, because society was made to railroad you into the patch. Now we're all just sitting at home getting a bit more schizophrenic every day with the internet and having zero real life contact with each other. Plus back then the prevailing perception was that life and the world were getting better, now it's entirely the opposite.
>>33386522I'm surprisingly okay with my life
>>33386502we can make that happen
Why are women acting like they want us to approach again?
>>33386522The power of the empire doesn't trickle down to lowly folks like you and me.
>>33386513>>33386504imagine how your silvery cum would look on that black tummy... the contrast with the skin as some of it pools in her navel...
>>33386469 (OP)OP trying to give women baby fever.
Sneaky.
>>33386493The chad Tomino rendering Anno the immovable rock confounded and slightly uncomfortable will never not make me chuckle
>>33386522I'm not an expert and I don't really know how exactly was life in that time and place, but I could swear that Victorian Age is pretty much agreed to suck for a number of reasons for almost everybody but the top percent.
can't believe i trusted a single word that dumb bitch fed to me
>>33386524>retire aloneThe retirement age isn't even going to be the same unless I date men. And yeah. The chances of a relationship with a woman lasting until retirement are pretty slim.
>finally learn how to dress and talk to women at the age of 30+
>start getting matches from cuter and hotter college girls who are down to fuck
>dick keeps going limp all the time when we're doing the deed
Damnit
>>33386519get involved in highly autistic niche shit then
>>33386527your original assumption was an overgeneralization but if you think it's happening more it's probably because biological clock isn't just a meme it's an actual thing and you're hard-wired to want a partner, it's not anything to be ashamed of even though people try their best to shame each other over it
>>33386533god i wanna pet those ears
>>33386541talk to your doctor and see if there's anything you can take for it
>>33386541Stop watching porn, and work on the performance anxiety. Train your body to find real life hot by weaning off whatever you were using before to masturbate.
>>33386531Videos with mommies playing with their children would work better. But most foids here are in their 30s already and now pretend to be lesbians to get back at men somehow kek
>>33386541start working out
>>33386461Like a year ago I was hanging out after a wednesday night church thing and some guy went "Dating is so hard right now, it's impossible to get a gf" and another guy joined in on it, complaining about how women have impossible standards. These were the two least desirable men in the entire church due to their physical appearance and lack of social awareness. My friend who recently got married (to the second guy's oneitis, at that) went off on them saying that dating isn't bad, since he was dating for the last two years and that they need to work on their health/fitness and social skills to be more dateable, but they just wanted to blame women and society for why they couldn't get gfs.
>>33386541Grim, why live?
What do you call the negative of a pullup? A letdown?
Men, if there were a birth control pill for you, that would let you have sex without a condom and without getting a girl pregnant, but might also have a few side effects like lowering your libido or increasing your blood pressure, would you take it?
What if there was an implant that lasted for up to three years? Would you get it?
>>33386533unless you're male or sterile
>captcha: KNK 4A
>>33386552Your friend is cool for that
>>33386556I don't even take painkillers, I hate side effects and feeling like I got poisoned
>>33386558I'm an XX woman. Not that I want or expect anyone from here to impregnate me.
>>33386527Seems like this is another version of "my past doesn't matter" with the "I'm gonna lie about being into cancel culture and misandry when it suits me" flavor. Before taking what she says at face value, it might be wise to dig up archived twitter posts that she might've deleted, if indeed she's old enough to have had an online presence during gg and such.
>>33386560>>33386561How do you guys feel about your gf taking birth control
>>33386556you're asking us? we're the least likely people on the planet to be having sex. and no, i already have blood pressure issues and implants can cause other issues.
>JH will never have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beWGFc7sCdA
>>33386565XX chromosomes. Born with a coochie and a womb. Also known as no peepee haver.
>>33386568Her choice, sure I want to come in her raw but if she doesn't like the pills it's her choice
>>33386556At this stage in my life idk if I care that much, but if I had a vibrant sex life 5-8 years ago then I would have said yes. And to the extent I would care, it would be on a per-person basis.
I've been keeping track of this reversible male contraceptive thing, which used to be called vasalgel and now I guess is called Plan A? But it's been in clinical testing for like, a decade.
>>33386569nta but if you don't plan for the life you want, you're only left with the life you have
>>33386575the life i want is to stay at home and play video games and work on retro computers all day and have my needs cared for by someone else, unfortunately if i planned for that life i'd be setting myself up for failure
>>33386568NTAs, but I'd feel a little weird about her taking something that alters her brain chemistry like that. I've heard rumors of people who go on or off of it and it changes who they're attracted to, as well as the things you mention.
I favor a copper IUD but I understand that it makes some women's periods worse.
I recently bought new underwear and now the outline of my dick can be seen in my gym clothes. But I'm a grower, not a shower so this might be a bad thing. All the girls are gonna think I'm roiding and/or have a small penis...
>>33386499>Do black women even like white guys?it depends...
>>33386577You're reminding me of my brother. Retiring after 10 years in tech, and now sits at our late mom's house and pays a maid to clean the house and cook for him.
>>33386519Don't get a normie boyfriend.
Why do women always give the most vague reasons for breaking up? (Unless you were a complete piece of shit, then they tell you)
>>33386556I'd be willing to try it. But with those side effects, I wonder if it'd be that much useful compared to a simple condom.
>>33386587god i wish that was me
>>33386568Iโm opposed but tolerate it
>>33386582I have that effect on people
Women, I'm sorry my pp is only 5 inches long
>>33386589Sparing your feelings
>>33386519date a fat and balding /atoga/ moid then
>>33386594I do not forgive you.
>>33386578>Copper IUDWhile it is non-hormonal, it causes chronic inflammation in the body, which does, in the end, negatively affect hormones, among other things.
>>33386527They all picked the bear though so fuck them
>>33386556Assuming in this hypothetical scenario I had someone to have sex with, I'd try the pill and evaluate. But I already have high blood pressure so it would probably be contraindicated.
>>33386556I want one that lowers my libido to zero without castrating me. That's it.
I've seen people here be against birth control for a long time. Is this just the many Israelis that populate 4chan? Because I've never encountered this irl.
>>33386595nta but usually trying to spare your feelings, they end up making things worse. I'd rather hear "I don't really feel the same connection as I did before" than a vague "it's not you, it's me"
>>33386595>unable to just tell someone the truth and be directTypical woman
>>33386556I'm already on the best birth control
Using my hand
>>33386589Because they're monkey branching and don't want to be judged for it
gender, what is your example of THE PERFECT form of the opposite gender?
>>33386598:shrug:
I'm okay with no bc too.
>>33386461I suspect the types of guys who are under the impression women were mostly dating bad guys are not going to sympathise with women going on dates with bad guys. In their impression by going on date with guys who turn out mean, you've already pre-selected for someone bad over someone good like them (whether that's actually the case is a different story, of course).
>>33386604Wait I thought the jews were pushing birth control onto whiteys?
Get your damn story straight
>>33386606Nta. I've found that a lot of guys don't think like you do. I've been honest in the "why's" of breaking up/not continuing to date and it makes them angry or nasty. So perhaps it's more sparing his feelings to avoid retaliation.
>>33386604Jews love selling birth control what are you talking about
>>33386610Brooke Shields and Adriana Lima in their prime were unmoggable
>>33386556I've never had sex. Will I get to have sex if I do this?
>>33386615I have no idea anon, I'm just going off the leaks. I have no idea why people here would reasonably have a political position against birth control.
Women, are these dealbreakers
>never driven a motorcar (no licence)
>does not drink alcohol (never been drunk ever)
>does not own or use a smartphone
?
>>33386618This being 4chan, are you talking about Brooke when she was 10?
>>33386621Only the motor car one
The rest are pluses
>>33386616Fair enough, and maybe I'm unusual. A bit sad to think that so many immature guys find themselves in a relationship in the first place.
>>33386604Are men really supposed to care anymore? It's not like she's asking with a genuine intent. If she runs into a hot guy and wants to have a FWB thing with him, she's going to use birth control anyway.
>>33386621yeah, you have zero life force
>>33386621None of those are dealbreakers for me. Though I'd appreciate you'd take your driver's license if we're planning on having kids, because I'm sure as fuck not gonna drive with contractions.
>>33386621Just the first one.
>>33386628I don't know, anon. At least in my view, BC is always necessary. I say this as someone who now has a house and is trying for kids. I'm going back to BC after it's safe.
How to tell if a woman is monkey branching?
>>33386635Less communication with you, things seem off since you first started dating, etc.
>>33386610cute anime girls. i think you can infer the former.
>>33386625>>33386631Nta but if you don't mind answering, where are you from? Country or geographic area. I just want to confirm if that's a dealbreaker in places where travelling by car is the most efficient method or the only viable option.
>>33386635She comes home one day and stops being a bitch all of a sudden. Cooks you food, gives you massages. This is your notice.
>>33386610Only examples I know are IRL and I'm not sharing pictures of them.
But 5'1" or so and skinny, with small-to-medium boobs and existent but not huge hips.
>>33386643Iโm in a city with public transport but I like when a guy can drive
https://youtube.com/shorts/D6WWzQ2XPvY
I will save Nyao Nyao and help procreate the next generation of South Koreans.
Men, if you came home one day and found your gf barefoot in your kitchen, wearing nothing but an apron (that didn't cover much), who was finishing up the last batch of cookies that she'd baked for you while you were out, how would you show your appreciation for her thoughtfulness?
>>33386621>>33386630This. Also assuming you are not expecting me to never drink alcohol/for friends to not drink in our house.
>>33386610M, idk but I rewatched Pitch Perfect the other day and forgot how hot Elizabeth Banks is in her MILF era
>>33386556M, at that point I may as well get a vasectomy
>visiting OBGYN with husband for family planning appointment
>all women in the waiting room who are pregnant are alone
>apparently in my country, the fathers can't really attend these appointments completely justified from their jobs
I really hate it here. What do you mean he can't come with me to these appoints about Our baby???
>>33386641Thatโs pretty vague tho donโt you think? Especially as a relationship goes on for more than a couple years, things are bound to change a little
>>33386654he can if he isnโt a bottom of the barrel cog
Women what do you think of my scores?
I finished both tests in like one minute every question was super easy
I swear I didn't cheat
>>33386651I'd give her a firm handshake and then drink a beer on the couch
>>33386635is she a woman? then she is monkey branching
>>33386651I would try a cookie and kiss her and then help clean up
>>33386613Smoking a cig while opening the oven
What a madlass
>>33386643I'm from Canada. Car is required because I refuse to live in a city.
>>33386659underage edge lord detected
>>33386659i'm not female but if i was i'd be sopping
>>33386649peak performance
>>33386663I don't see the cigarette?
>>33386658I didn't choose a "wealthy provider" I chose someone I love. We earn pretty much the same.
>>33386665I'm old enough to drink
>>33386668What's sopping ? Like sopping wet?
>>33386663>Smoking a cig while opening the ovenStupid phoneposter.
>>33386671You just happen to love how much he earns, yea yea
>>33386671thats the bed you have made for yourself then
>>33386659Where can I take this test?
>>33386654What do you mean the provider that all women want needs to work like a machine to provide, why can't he be both a provider and someone with infinite days off?
>>33386671don't say that, that is a trigger here
>>33386651Tell her to put on some clothes
She's probably cold
>>33386654Most of those appointments are tedious little check-ins and a brief chat desu, I would rather my husband just stay at work instead of wasting the time and gas. Except for the big ones like ultrasounds. Though he missed most of those anyways because he's a cop and couldn't get away from a call, so maybe I'm just coping lol
>>33386651I'd assume that she wants sex, so I'd give it to her. Why else would she be barefoot and wearing nothing but an apron by the time I'm home? Afterwards I could compliment her on the idea.
>>33386469 (OP)>>33386522>sitting at home getting a bit more schizophrenic every day with the internetActually I'm doing that innawoods rn
Sod the rain tho
>>33386676Lol. I own the house we live in, dickhead.
>>33386678Got it, then I guess in my next life I will only go for the 1% of men, like men here bitch about all the time and contribute to your general annoyance.
BABE THE GOO GOO DOLLS ARE ON
>>33386680men in actually good positions make lots of money whilst being free to manage their time as they please anon
>>33386621Not a woman, but I'm assuming you're European. Does it really matter if you can't drive since public transport and biking are so common in Europe? Asking this on a site with a primarily American userbase isn't going to help you.
>>33385325I was not able to fix it...
I've been at it all fucking day.
But as soon as there is a lot of water in the basin, the pump can't handle the load and then I need to drain it manually. Cleaned it out and emptied the water manually as good as I could. FOUR times now.
Having a drink rn sounds really REALLY compelling and I usually don't drink when I'm in a bad mood.
>>33386682Anon, you've clearly never baked cookies in a 350ยบ oven. That, or you have very American air conditioning.
>>33386670Wait it's just her bra strap lmaoo
>>33386679https://www.idrlabs.com/homophobia/test.php
https://www.idrlabs.com/transphobia/test.php
Let us know your score
>>33386675I can't tell if you're being sarcastic
>>33386681I noticed lmao
>>33386680I don't want him to "provide" for me, I just want foot rubs while we watch tv.
>>33386683>Most of those appointments are tedious little check-ins and a brief chat desuWell yeah but I'm pretty excited about it, and so is he :(
>>33386688Then, a female voice says: why aren't you working more? We could afford more things if you were at work instead of here.
>>33386690>But as soon as there is a lot of water in the basin, the pump can't handle the load and then I need to drain it manually.Check for blockages, like a piece of onion stuck in the line or blocking the pump.
>>33386697sure, if you are retarded enough to impregnate a woman like that
My polyculeโs Pokemon card addiction is getting really serious. Weโre late on rent but they just went to GameStop and bought another booster box
>>33386689Nta, that why I asked this
>>33386643I'm from europe and maybe my experience is different because I live in a capital, but you can go pretty much anywhere important in public transport. I could imagine that many girls would prefer you to have a driver's license, but I don't think i'd be a dealbreaker by itself for most.
>>33386696You can't get pregnant without help from a doctor first?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
People literally get pregnant ON ACCIDENT all the time
Genuinely chuckling at these kind of couples lol
>>33386690Sorry anon I hope it can get fixed ):
In the meantime just wash dishes by hand
Iktf I got an old dishwasher for free off some geezer who nicked it but barely use the thing
>>33386699The fact is that there are not enough millionaire men to go around and top women want men who are full of life force.
>>33386700>Weโre late on rent but they just went to GameStop and bought another booster boxLife of a povvo weeb https://youtu.be/repklcyw9_Q?si=zPihgAikTEO7JgS2
>>33386686Sucks that you canโt buy yourself fertility
>>33386702>You can't get pregnant without help from a doctor first?I'm just checking for possible issues. Like having no cysts oh my ovaries and whatnot. It's called being responsible and not shitting out kids while homeless.
>>33386707I don't know if I'm fertile or not, but from what my vagina doctor says, I'm very healthy. I'm just checking that my wooha is prepared. Fuck me for being cautious over the most life changing decision of my life.
>>33386704does that sounds like my problem to you?
>>33386673Kek I'm dumb
Will get back on laptop when I get home
Raining too hard to phonepost properly anyway
>>33386708Because you were trying to get pregnant and unable to lol
99% of people on the planet and in human history just have sex and have babies no gay lab coats needed
>>33386691Yeah i am a burger lol
My mom and sisters never have it below 68
I usually keep it 74
>>33386710Jesus youre a frigid bitch
>>33386698When I took out the filter it wasn't terribly dirty and the pump does not pull out any
I also cleaned out the siphon and my normal drain that is attached to the same siphon drains really well again.
My guess is it is something with either the pump itself or between the pump and the siphon, which I'm not going to check today.
I just wish it would have at least finished the load yesterday... :/
>>33386713It's been 1 (one) month since I stopped birth control. Calm down.
Do you think these appointments are expensive or something? I have free healthcare where I live, you silly boy.
>>33386696I hope he can come to at least some of them, then.
>>33386716I'm very confused as to how you reached that conclusion. We fuck, I just don't forget to take my bc. Now that we have a house and stable jobs we're checking in that we're healthy, while trying for kids. It's normal I'd think.
>>33386717>just wish it would have at least finished the load yesterdayThat's what she said to me
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33386711no, you simply want capitalism and then complain
>>33386710why are you letting yourself get baited by idiots over something that no rational person would have an issue with
>>33386718It's called single payer and it's not free.
It's best to be extremely rich, pay less taxes and pay out of pocket for high quality healthcare but you shouldn't concern yourself with that since you'll never touch a multi-million dollar net worth in your life.
Femanons, what's an acceptable level or shape of male body hair?
>>33386726She wanted attention and is mad no one gives a fuck
>>33386725Iโm not complaining, stop projecting
>>33386727You clearly do since you keep replying.
>>33386726autism ig.
>>33386728Thank you for your concern, sir.
>>33386722Nta. Will you be doing genetic testing for the both of you?
>>33386729no ass hair, no back hair, slight chest hair, happy trail
>>33386499Aren't you supposed to be resting today?
>>33386733I think itโs socially irresponsible for you to pass on autism
>>33386710You must be 37 years old like JH.
>>33386728It's free in women's minds since only men are net tax payers on average
State gender. Which partner's responsibility is birth control? If the man doesn't want to wear a condom because he wants more stimulation during sexual intercourse, is it fair that he make the woman find an alternative form of birth control that might affect her body's hormones?
>>33386739It's not like you can stop me >:)
>>33386735Right now we're just doing normie checkups. But he has a lot of allergies so we already know our kid will likely have a lot of allergies too.
>>33386744F
If i tell him he canโt hit it raw because Iโm ovulating, he needs to listen or weโre breaking up
>>33386737And how am I supposed to get rid of my back hair? My arms don't reach that far :(
>>33386718If you have public healthcare then there is no way they are doing a bunch of tests and investigations for problems that haven't even come up yet. Stop larping.
>>33386744Having sex while trying to avoid pregnancy is gay.
>>33386744M. Birth control is both partner's responsibility.
>>33386744M
It's the responsibility of both partners to know that sex can result in pregnancy and to have sex wisely. Also you shouldn't have sex before marriage and birth control is a sin
>>33386742I'm 30
>>33386744F
It's never fair that anyone "makes" someone do anything. It's something both of you discuss. I personally was ok with BC because I don't like condoms either and we both did tests for STDs before leaving condoms.
>>33386744M. I think both should be responsible, but at the end of the day the one who gets pregnant is the woman, so I think she should be extra careful. And I think the woman should find an alternative BC just if she wants to.
>>33386748Why don't you want a cute little baby?
>>33386763I ainโt got no money
>>33386751>If you have public healthcare then there is no way they are doing a bunch of tests and investigations for problems that haven't even come up yet.I went to the private clinic at first, and then because my OBGYN understood I have no health insurance yet because of new job, and because she also does shifts at the public hospital, she just transferred me there to support me there. She's a blessing.
>>33386744F. Mutual responsibility. I don't think a good man would subject his woman to the risk of hormonal birth control for the sake of his pleasure.
>>33386744f, no form of bc is perfect because perfect is a world where none would be needed
since thats not a possibility, copper IUD is the best compromise because it is comparably reliable, itโs much less impacted by human error than say condoms or the pill, itโs immediately reversible, itโs one and done for three to five years, itโs only locally affecting the body and the fact it might cause one day more of smear bleeding is fully worth it imo
except no bc, this seems the most convenient, reliable and safe way to me
Women
Whatโs a cute thing your bf does that you adore
>>33386750ask your mom to help you with that
>>33386744F and I think realistically no guy likes condoms and most guys silently accept their female partner to work around it for them.
I don't think the issue is usually with women not wanting that - after all, there's hormone-free alternatives on our side too - but with what happens when none of the options are right for her. If pills nuke her libido, the copper IUD gives her periods from hell, and you both agree that timing it with her cycle isn't safe enough. At that point no I definitely do not feel it is reasonable for the guy to still expect her to pick her poison because he wants the 100% sex experience in terms of sensation.
I also feel like guys underestimate that condom sex also feels less good for women than sex without a condom? It's not ideal but it happens all the time that every single option is absolutely not ideal.
>>33386771holds my face in his hands and says my god how beautiful you are and then kisses me all over
>>33386744m, like most substantive decisions in a relationship it's something you talk about with your partner and discuss
>>33386775Pics or it didnโt happen I donโt believe you
>>33386651>gf>in my house>wearing nothing but an apronI would kick her out for breaking into my house and being a slut
>>33386774>most guys silently accept their female partnerMeant that they silently *expect this, of course.
>>33386771He always messages me to share the new thing he sees online to talk about.
He makes sure I always have orange juice here at home. I love that he always asks me to put my legs on his lap when we sit on the couch.
I love him so much
>>33386744M
For casual sex, both of you should handle it because you can't trust the other person.
For committed things, you can negotiate and find what works for you.
>>33386770Genetic tests, to evaluate a couple's risk of having children with various inherited problems.
>>33386769A friend had an IUD put in, and it punctured her uterine wall. She has PCOS, so the IUD helped her until it didn't.
>>33386659Not a woman, but based scores
>>33386778he just did it again yesterday
>>33386769I think cycle tracking is the best
But it requires you to already have predictable cycles already
>>33386784ok, and? no bc is without risk
youโll always find anecdotal evidence for things going wrong
just find a reliable and good doctor to implant it and it will be fine
I have been using them with no issues for the last ten years and I would never go back
>>33386788no itโs not because even if you have reliable cycles, one off cycle due to stress or so could fuck you over because you canโt predict that, no matter what
>>33386771I know him so well I can instantly tell from his face when he is really really excited about something small (a specific snack or something), he looks all giddy and almost shiny, it is absolutely adorable.
He also once made me yell out because I almost fell asleep and he startled me with a huge fart, then he woke up long enough to rock me back and forth going "everything's okay, everything's okay" before falling back asleep. It took a lot of effort not to wake him with my laughter after that. But heartwarming too.
He also has a very close best (male) friend and while they usually have a lot of banter back and forth, every now and then he will say something explicitly nurturing/kind to him and then his voice gets so tender that it makes me look up instinctively to see if he's talking to me.
I guess I should expect a group made 90% of virgin men to be weird about birth control methods.
Men, what would you think when you are going to have sex with a woman and the area around her pussy and anus is darker than the rest of her skin
>>33386794what are you talking about, most of the responses were "talk about it with your partner" male and female
>>33386795dont care at all
>>33386795I love Asian women so its ok
Is it weird if I don't like pets? Like I can't imagine having a pet.
>>33386794Not to mention the virgin men who pretend to be women trying to get pregnant
>>33386792Basal body Temperature, cervix height, fluid are all trackable too in case of changes. If you donโt know about the actual method donโt comment on it
>>33386795I'm not a hookup guy so if I'm about to have sex with her that means I've spent a lot of time building an emotional connection and that isn't going to make or break it for me.
>>33386744Male
Morally, both, but practically, women bear the greater risk and costs of fucking up. Doubly so outside of marriage.
>>33386796They're larping, anon.
>>33386774>I think realistically no guy likes condomsM. There are some condoms that you barely feel, and others that you very much do feel. I'd always used Trojans because that was the only brand I'd experienced, growing up in the US, until I was in Germany and ran out of condoms; my gf had with her some German brand that was amazing. Since then, I've diversified, trying lots of different brands.
Also, when I'm overstimulated and feeling like I might not last long, I'll choose a thicker condom or one with "for her pleasure" studs (because that adds a bit of thickness) to keep me lasting longer. Condoms are a tool like any other: learn your options and how to use it to work for you instead of struggling against it.
>>33386799having pets is peak crazy behavior, never trust pet havers
>>33386799Uncommon but not weird I'd say, especially if you never had any, then I can imagine it just sounds like a horrible trade off.
>>33386795Why would I care about that? I'm about to have sex
>>33386788>requires you to already have predictable cycles alreadyThat's the rhythm method, and it's pretty risky. Even the most regular woman will have at least one irregular-for-her cycle, and being even two days off your prediction can result in a pregnancy.
Fertility Awareness method is much better, as it involves actively tracking and paying attention to the signs your body gives that it's close to or ovulating, and when it's done, usually with test strips and temperature tracking as well as physical signs.
>>33386799why don't you like pets
>>33386817I love your cat too :^)
What would you do with a time machine. State gender
If I had a time machine I would go back in time and rape myself to prevent me from meeting with my ex who ruined my life
>>33386805Fair. Maybe I should add my own experiences with them were just really shitty. I did all the research and picked Skyns because you supposedly could barely feel them - but my bf vehemently disagreed and preferred token brands over those. We also once used condoms briefly at the start of the relationship and in the years since never had issues with him staying/getting hard, but it was a struggle for us to smoothly get the condom on without him growing soft(er) in the process and if we were having condom sex and I had to take a break to pee or something, it would also be difficult for him to remain hard while I was away and we would usually just need to use another condom. We also had two break (though to be fair we only ever tried kinds that were marketed as extra thin but still) so I had to get plan B.
I definitely do feel a lot of the issues, including the stuff my bf dealt with, would go away if guys practiced more with condoms during masturbation when they're not on the spot and there's no pressure. Both to get used to the sensation and to find out which kind works best for them and leaves them most sensation. And I definitely don't want to shit on their existence because even apart from being non-intrusive BC, there's the whole STD thing. But I was definitely bitterly disappointed in the user experience personally and made sure to get a IUD ASAP.
Women who track your ovulation cycles using apps or electronic means, do you worry that corporations are increasingly interested in mining your data?
>>33386820F
I'd go back a few days and use the previous lottery numbers to win so I can focus on having kids without the pressure of a job.
>>33386799Yes it's weird, if you don't like animals you are a psychopath
I mean most people are anyway in regards to animals
>>33386820M
I'd probably use it to meet and interact with historical figures, Bill and Ted style.
This world is so sick and selfish
>I come first, I'm always the priority
No wonder relationships are non-existent or terrible for those in them. Do you let go of yourself sometimes to make those around you happy?
>>33386744F
Yeah, he can obviously refuse to wear a condom if it's make or break for him.
We can try nonpenetrative sex or female condoms but I'm personally not OK with copper IUD or having my hormones fucked with just for my partner's sexual pleasure, which is like 30 minutes of slightly better penetration per week vs 24/7 health risks and side effects for me.
If we can't find a method that works for us both then we'll have to end things over that incompatibility.
>>33386820There's no way you can think of avoiding meeting your ex that doesn't include raping yourself?
Men literally fall in love with cartoons and there are girls who pretend they've been single their whole lives. How is that possible? It's unreal
>>33386820Go back and see my cats again.
>>33386823m, i was gonna say something else but this is a way better idea, warning caesar is still on the agenda though
>>33386801I know all about it, Iโve used it extensively for years and yes, with basal temp sensor devices, with fluid tracking (I have a vaginal ferning scope), I have a ton of ovulation tests, meticulously track my cycles and I would never ever in a million years trust that because the body is not a machine that adheres to predictions and if you think you are never going to make a wrong observation then you are very naive
plus youโd also have to factor in things like your vaginal ph and the life span of your partners specific sperm, which is also influenced by vaginal ph etc
basically youโd have to spend a lot of time every day playing lab and even then you might just be wrong because bodies donโt always follow the rules
>>33386829I agree with you.
And yeah, all the time. Just yesterday I stayed with the intern in my lunch break because she needed help to negotiate her internship terms (she was doing unpaid, wanted paid).
>>33386820Are you abandoning your baby and baby mamma again?
What exactly is the princess treatment?
>>33386831I am afraid that there isn't
>>33386835Telling hadrian to leave no job undone
>>33386829Sometimes, but it's hard to feel that it matters. Sometimes helping others and seeing them happy doesn't make me feel anything at all.
>>33386842She probably means "men have feelings and I hate that".
It's just an asshole complaining online. I just hate it that these get a lot of positive attention from other women. Backwards ass world.
>>33386842The same thing women demand all the time, basically treat them as if you actually want to see them and going out of your way to pleas them just to make them happy. But of course since it's applied to men, it has to be called or presented in a emasculating way.
>>33386842thinking you are the center of the universe and your needs and wants is all that matters, advances and insufferable arrogance and egoism with zero ability to compromise and be considerate of others
modern women are often the same, which makes dating impossible because this kind of person requires someone that thinks they are gods gift to humanity and they are merely a worm but we are running out of worms on both sides to cater to those that think they are literally god
this is how we go extinct, it is what it is
>>33386820What kind of a time machine? Does the timeline split, or is it a closed-loop?
Can it go forward and back?
What happens if I go back in time and prevent myself from being born?
Do I go back in soul to my then-body, or does my body come back too?
Can I bring other people with me in one direction or another?
If I can meaningfully affect how my life goes, such as by sending my mind and soul back, I would try to prevent things from being catastrophically bad with my ex, and also be less cringe.
If I can bring people with me, I'll try to bring my father forward in time to where medical stuff is better, although I doubt it will help.
Would also do the lottery thing far in the past, then invest the money in intelligent ways and come to the future. And help out my mom in the past so she has less issues now. Also might meet my ancestors.
>>33386845https://youtube.com/shorts/K_V1VF0jHeo
>>33386840Nta doesn't he have two babies he abandoned? and one was taken away by authorities?
>>33386842Another Twitter screenshot of some dumb retard thinking all members of a gender are the same
Can't you just stop the cycle of "well women do it why shouldn't we" then women go "well men do it why shouldn't we" the buck stops here motherfucker
>>33386842this is a general criticism against people and she just isn't aware of it
>>33386857some people need to be forcibly sterilised
>>33386528It absolutely does. The average englishman in 1890 had a life ten times better than somebody in, say, China. Same way the average American has a better life than the average Ecuadorian or Mexican.
>>33386847It's not about how it makes you feel, it's about doing the right thing and making someone else's life just a little bit better if it doesn't come at a gargantuan cost to you. It would be nice/an incentive if it made you happy tho, don't get me wrong
>>33386820Pretty edgy bro
I would abort myself tho ngl
>>33386842She needs to stroke his ego AND give him sex when the way things used to be was that the guy stroked the woman's ego to receive sex. Also, she needs to have a job AND cook and clean and take care of the kids, etc, while he just sits on his ass and plays video games after work.
>>33386821I prefer Okamotos myself. Their Zero Ones (0.01mm thick and hard to find) are supposedly the thinnest, but I've been using the Zero Fours (0.04 mm) very happily. Skyn Elite's not bad (0.06 mm) so a bit thicker, nor is Trojan Raw bad (0.05 mm).
It's much easier to stay hard when she puts them on than when I do. She makes a bit of game of it and gives me plenty of stimulation as she puts it on.
I've never had one break, but I did get absolutely wasted with a previous gf; we apparently had very drunk sex and passed out together, and she found the condom inside her the next day. Neither of us remembered what had happened, so she went for some plan B. I drank less whenever with a woman after that, and I don't drink at all now because the current gf doesn't like it.
Men should absolutely practice with condoms. If you're comfy enough with a girl to experiment, experiment with condoms together. Get sampler packs or try new kinds and see what works best. Women can help this by being open to experimentation, putting on the condoms for the guy and being sexy about it, rating/ranking the condoms after the fact, etc.
>>33386842a man who is capable of demanding princess treatment has too many options
these women are all dating chad and then wonder why he doesn't care about the relationship
>>33386867yes bro, you are one of the good ones
Women
How do you feel that I get so angry about shit in general that I grind my teeth, and itโs gotten so bad that theyre chipping and misaligned and now when Iโm angry and make the effort to grind them I hesitate because Iโm afraid my teeth are gonna break
Should I face my fear of the world and leave my house again or stay inside?
>>33386862I understand your view. But for me it's hard to care about making a random perosn's life better when I don't think that person will be able to help me or do anything to make me feel less miserable. I still help people, don't get me wrong. But I'm too jaded to think that I should feel satisfied because I'm good.
>>33386871I feel disgusts by your impotent rage and your inability to emotionally regulate yourself in the face of things not always going your way
>>33386871:( You need to take measures to help you on that.
I'm working on things like that myself.
>>33386872It's always worth it to try.
>>33386871Uncomfortable. You should probably find better ways to manage your feelings.
you make me sick you're seriously a fucking loser
>>33386872Think about it, every single person that has ever left his house has died. But do you know of someone who has died after not ever leaving his house?
>>33386875Who said it was about that whyโd you just assume my anger is about manchild shit
>>33386881Yes, old people die like that all the time
>>33386871Not an F, but that doesn't sound very masculine. Men are the Stoic ones with self-control; women rage self-destructively.
>>33386882because it always is, people with such immature emotional regulation are always just throwing a tantrum about not getting their way or life being a bit uncomfortable
>>33386880sorry babe cluster C is even one of the good ones
>>33386886nta, F here.
The mean girl behavior doesn't suit you, dweller of atoga. Leave him alone.
>>33386527I am 100% convinced this is some sort of "just desserts" incel psyop no woman ever complains about not getting approached and every woman interested in meeting men can still do so trivially. The woman lamenting that "men do not approach anymore" does not exist.
>>33386884Wrong, because I'm certain that every single one of those people have left their homes at some point in time.
It's hard to exist nowadays. I just want to do my thing and play videogames. It's like being a guy or a girl is always an offensive sort of presence somehow.
>>33386871go do some exercise
>>33386890Women complain about not being approached all the fucking time.
>>33386875>>33386877>>33386886>>33386887>>33386889I at least appreciate the range of replies, thank you for your honesty
>>33386871Why aren't you doing anything.
>>33386896You can but dont expect people to respect you for a non-hobby such as that
>>33386898Nta, but I sometimes think that those women never got approached much, or at all, to begin with. I've been approached by men with unchanging frequency for the last decade.
>>33386863Thatโs dark
You could rape your dad instead (assuming male)
>>33386896you want a medal for not adding anything of value to society? okโฆ
>>33386866>It's much easier to stay hard when she puts them on than when I do. She makes a bit of game of it and gives me plenty of stimulation as she puts it on.Yeah this is a good point. I think we just got into a self-fulfilling prophecy where I was also no longer able to really play this role because on the inside I was also praying that it would just go on smoothly and we wouldn't spend minutes fighting with it. So we both basically got performance anxiety the second they came out. He was my first partner I'd gotten so far with so I had zero practice and I think was also too afraid of hurting him with my nails.
But I can absolutely see how this playful/sexy attitude would make a night and day difference.
Thanks for the brand rec, will save it in case I need them again in the future!
Women, Iโm hungry. What are you going to make for me?
>>33386527It's too late
I was eleven in 2015
You can't undo when your whole identity and childhood was affected by that "approaching women is creepy" psyop
>>33386901I don't really crave respect, I just want to exist normally. Like normal amount of respect. No guy coming up to me calling me a DEI at the job I'm in and assuming I don't have any skill type of thing.
>>33386908just made some tuna salad with cucumbers and toast, you can have some if you want
>>33386886>Men are the Stoic ones with self-controlM8 men commit more crimes, do more drugs, have psychotic breakdowns more often, kill themselves more often.
The stereotype is that men are stoic but it's not really rooted in much. If I think of how many emotional displays I've seen in my life, women only "win" if I don't count anger as an emotion.
>>33386905When I say "do my thing" I thought it was implied "work, take care of my house, eat" and play videogames. I should've been more specific.
>>33386901Nta but I also golf, lift, read and play tabletop games.
>>33386911Maybe you shouldn't have been born a minority or woman anon
>>33386905Society is about dipshits who want to snowboard indoors in the desert, anon is in the right here
Men are all tony soprano wanting to be stoic but are all degen gambler manchildren and can't cope
>>33386920>thinking I respect and consider anything that comes out of your mouth lol
lmao even
>>33386919I'll think about it on my next life.
>>33386469 (OP)If a bf/husband does a nice gesture to his gf/wife, should she have sex with him as a reward?
What is the correct answer to this, men?
>>33386836Did it not work for you for those years
>>33386912> tuna salad with cucumbers and toast> not cucumber tea sandwichesThe West has fallen.
>>33386896>I survive very comfortably despite doing nothing >but it's hard to exist nowadays because sometimes I read posts of people saying mean things on the internet
>>33386918Nah once you reach 20 with no experience in actually talking to girls much less flirting or approaching, it's over. I just have to wait for a girl to just do all the work in approaching kek which will never happen
>>33386921men really think stoicism is synonymous with apathy, lol
>>33386921such a beautiful line
>>33386921Tony Soprano is the antithesis of stoic.
>>33386928I work, anon. I don't "do nothing". I mean that I would like to exist without people jumping in on me calling me a DEI at work or a pickme for liking games. It's like my presence is never neutral, people are angry at society and then pick on whoever around them to put the blame on.
>>33386921I dont gamble.
>>33386927>tea sandwichesEating sandwhiches made of tea leaves... anon
>>33386820I feel like seeing my future self warn me not to get involved with a girl would be enough of a sign. The rape seems unnecessarily damaging.
>>33386924>I'm nice to women, therefore I sohuld get sexLiteral incel mentality. It's fun if she wants to do it, but expecting it is retarded.
>>33386898A small set of online accounts which might not even be women complains that they don't get approached. I've never seen a single woman in real life complain about this.
i want to talk to her but
>>33386930The only way to be stoic is literally not to care, it's a fine line.
>>33386820I would gain like 60 pounds and wear some tattered clothes and act liek a junkie and warn highschool me "if you dont ask that girl for her number in sophomore English this is where you'll end up" then start bawling my eyes out then dissappear
>>33386942if you think thats stoicism then you have absolutely no idea about what it is, but go off king
All men are literally tony soprano
>>33386933>people are angry at society and then pick on whoever around them to put the blame on.nailed it
>>33386946Other than the fat and balding I'd have to disagree
>>33386945I would ask you to explain, but you're reply already tells me that you're everything but stoic.
>>33386933Has anyone ever called you that to your face?
I feel like I generally treat the women I work with like I do the men, mild respect until given a reason not to, and they like that.
White women of /atoga/ why do you defend blacks who assault children?
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>>33386909>You can't undo'Course you can. Well maybe (You) can't, but that's a you issue.
>>33386950All men are literally tony soprano but poor and not married and not mob boss
>>33386933no one said that irl. get over yourself.
>>33386935Youโd have to wear a ski mask to avoid creating a paradox
If some random person gave me advice Iโd ignore it
>>33386956all men are italian
>>33386950I'm fat and bald, but I still have a submissive young gf who obsesses over me. Playing the game of life as a male is playing on easy mode.
>>33386951Not her but a true stoic mentality does not come from not caring (which is easy, it's the teenage edgelord strategy to get out of anxiety) but by simultaneously caring deeply and not having any illusions over how little power you have.
It is the difference between someone undereacting to their partner having had a terrible health diagnosis because they are still in denial, and someone underreacting because they have always known this could happen one day, they never attempted to deny that to themselves. It's a form of surrender, not surrender to a higher power but to your own lack of power, being just a cog even when it comes to the things that matter most deeply to you.
Why aren't you GOTHMAXXING right NAO if you're single?
>Inb4 but I'm bla-
DOESN'T MATTER
>Inb4 I am ug-
It's the original ugly chick aesthetic
>Inb4 I don't want to!
But if you wanna bf you should still try it
>>33386953>Has anyone ever called you that to your face?That's the thing. They have. I wouldn't give a fuck if it was just online.
The programmer I usually don't work with was talking at lunch about it being unfair that "actually qualified people aren't being hired". And I asked what he meant by that. Then he implied I was hired because I'm pretty. ... Despite me being achieving good results and he never had worked with me before.
>>33386954>Twitter link AND pol linkLmao
>>33386963Why are you talking to me?
>>33386957They have sadly, more than just a few times and it's getting worse.
>>33386963Women, why do you all have those fake ivy vines hanging on your walls/ceiling? Don't you realize they look tacky? Why do you mindlessly follow hideous trends that were never even remotely a good idea?
>>33386962nta but that sounds like giving up. my understanding is that stoicism is about bearing your troubles without complaint, not just saying they're beyond your ability to solve.
>>33386967All men are literally vizzini
>>33386971I find them tacky too, anon. I have real plants.
>>33386971Counterpoint:
Why do you play videogamez
>>33386936Okay, here's a slightly different but related scenario: suppose these kinds of gestures make the gf/wife really emotional, for some people expressing emotion = sex. Should the gf/wife act on that and have sex with the bf/husband?
>>33386979you might be retarded
I hate how people on NPR speak. Should be called NPC. yikes. Oh wow. Hmm. Uh huh. Really?
>>33386974Live plants are a green flag. A woman whose houseplants are flourishing is wife material.
>>33386978this but in atoga they would say unreal
>>33386962Accepting bad things because you already know that they could happen and you can't change them it's not that different from apathy. You just tell yourself that it's ok.
>>33386951Iโll do it anyways, just to annoy you, because I care about you and want to give you an opportunity to train your stoicism skills
itโs not about disengagement or suppression, not about not feeling but not being ruled by your feelings, itโs not about being cold to your feelings but staying in control of how you react to feeling them deeply
clarity under pressure, resilience, measured action without losing your humanity
itโs about courage, justice, wisdom, self mastery, virtuous response even if a situation makes you feel like you should be justified in immature and destructive behavior
fear is a signal of a threat that needs your attention, not an excuse to flee and hide
anger is a signal of perceived injustice that requires wise judgment and not blind destruction and revenge fantasies
sadness is a signal of loss, not a green light to collapse and dissolve
itโs to face existence with all itโs pleasure and pain, not an invitation to avoid pain by blunting yourself until you become a lifeless husk of mechanical functioning
you can grieve without it destroying you, without it making you bitter and killing your hope
you can be afraid without letting it make you impotent
itโs not about mot feeling it but about feeling it like someone that isnโt a weak fuck that folds at the slightest inconvenience
>>33386963Single girls are never able to answer this
Should I do the murder mystery dinner at the thing I'm going to? I kind of want to but my friend isn't doing it and it's $65 extra not including buying a costume. I can afford it easily but I don't like spending money.
>>33386963i find goth aesthetic musty and gross
>>33386979I mean... if she wants to, I guess.
I am always the 3rd wheel but being the 9th wheel is going to be the final straw
why is every man i meet still hung over an ex or first love? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I refuse to be entertainment or reb. Losers.
>>33386992>I kind of want to>I can afford it easily
>>33386992Instead of doing a murder mystery dinner you could save money by doing a much simpler and more affordable mystery dinner
>>33386964That's a bummer. My sister has said similar doing programming stuff. Tbf I think work dickheads gonna dickhead no matter what, its just thats the easy avenue for bullying so he took it.
>>33386997Because she was perfect, sculpted from marble with fiery red hair and pink pierced tits
>>33386982No, but thanks for the comment, though I'm sure it meant a lot to you than it did to me, since posting meaningless comments like this all day is now your sole raison d'etre.
>>33387000NTA fucking grow up. men with an ex they canโt get over are RED FLAGS. Same goes for women.
You really be double cheeked up on a Saturday? On GOD?
Ok. F@ 5'4" x 120lbs (54.4 kg). Calories needed to gain muscle, to slowly gain weight at all, and to maintain?
I know someone has a reliable calc here that isn't based on bullshit metrics.
>>33386997My pussy was too bomb sorry
Femanons, are you tight enough?
>>33386933So people aren't always sucking your clit and you're mad. Why aren't they nice to you specifically. Why don't you get positive attention. Life really sucks; you get attention, but it's not the perfect and affirming type.
>>33386997probably because they were invested in those relationships and genuinely cared. not everyone is easily able to let go of something they cared deeply about.
it's fair to not want to deal with it but calling people losers because they give a shit is unhinged.
>>33386998Well, yeah, but I also kind of want to hang out with my friend. And the reason she isn't doing it is partially because she can't afford it. But I'll be hanging out with her the rest of the weekend.
>>33387001Yeah but I haven't done that so far. I don't like the idea *that* much, I'll be there anyway but have to go out to eat.
She looked like this and no one else who does ever will sleep with me
>>33387013im cool and i never had anything inserted down there so sure im double tight
>>33386979if you tell her that's your fantasy, she might fulfill it for you
>>33386997that only happens when you date losers that were unable to get with the girl they glorified and projected their fantasies on long enough for her to ruin the illusion
>>333870111680 or so is maintinance 100g protons or so, more if trying to gain
>>33387016its loser behavior when its been literal years since said ex. If its a fresh wound I understand but ffs 4 years boy bye
>>33387020Did she do it for free?
>>33387013M: do you actually want tight? When she's tight, that's usually a sign that she's nervous or not yet ready. There's nothing better than a sopping wet pussy that's loose enough to welcome you in greedily.
>>33386995Would sex not become transactional?
>>33386997Monkey branchers (women (monkey branchers)) wouldn't get it.
Fell for the "just go to an event alone bro" meme advice from atoga. 0 girls approached me and most were with their friend group or bfs.
Which one of you is going to pay me back 50 bucks?
>>33387028now imagine the intensity if she is wet and ready and greedily invites you in but she is also tight enough to grip your thick cock so hard it milks you dry in only a few strokes if you donโt slow down and hold yourself back
>>33387028I love when she tells me how tight she is and wants me to just thrust into it.
>>33387018Not talking about your butt, bitchboy.
>>33387021>never had anything inserted down thereKinda sad.
>>33387020That's a very easy look to pull off. It's basically "don't be fat." The heels guarantee that her legs will look good and the platforms add a couple of inches of height. The loose belt makes her look skinnier than she is, although she's not bad in that respect anyway. Her boobs are not impressive. The hair could easily be a wig.
>>33387029If she does it because she feels like it and wants to, it's not transactional. Or are you implying that the man learns to do nice things to get his wife in the mood like a pavlovian dog?
>>33387031le woman answer: if you go to le event for le pussy u are creep incek
>>33387025That fucking much for maintenance? For a woman? God damnit. I can barely crack over 1000 at this point. Why is it this fucking hard to get enough calories in without spending a retarded amount of money on food and or eating processed or fast food? I would ghost bulk at this point, but I can't afford the fucking Baskin Robbins shakes.
>>33387019>And the reason she isn't doing it is partially because she can't afford it.If you can afford it easily then maybe you can afford to treat her?
State gender
How old were you when you realized that romance is entirely the domain of men? That women do not meaningfully contribute in any way to a relationship besides passively allowing men to have sex with them? That women are essentially parasites?
>>33387034you forgot the even skin
>>33387039f, never because itโs the sad cope of someone that has never experienced a woman truly desiring you
>>33387034So pull it off then.
>>33387033>Kinda sad.what the fuck i dont find it sad fuck off
>>33387027Yeh I fell for her so bad.
>>33387031Did you go to the event because you wanted to experience the event or to meet women?
>>33387039M
I wanna say 16-17. I had a ForeverAlone folder with stuff to remind myself.
>>33387039I find men to be parasites expecting everything from a woman without contributing much
fffff
md5: d3b127eb3f1cdd4952b67ecbd186d1ef
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>>33386997She was 10/10 beautiful with a perfect body, good morals, good fashion sense, intelligent, creative, interesting to talk to, and we had a ton in common and I screwed it up because I was an immature teenager (and so was she, for that matter). Even now when I'm no longer actively attracted to her and have been attracted to many other people, I haven't met anyone else anywhere near as compatible for marriage. Other women just can't compete.
AND SHE JUST REAPPEARED IN MY LIFE AFTER TEN FREAKING YEARS. I was OVER her (mostly) until this summer.
(I was expecting it eventually, but not until next year or the year after.)
>>33387043You're being robbed of a wonderful joy.
>>33386997M
Good thing ive never had an ex nor a first love yet
Hell I haven't had any crushes in probably 5 years
>>33387039M
I dont believe in romance at all. Men and women are equally devoid of it.
>>33387038She's not that into the theme. And I feel a little weird about that considering we're so far just friends?
>>33387039M
I've never been in a relationship so I'm not qualified to opine on such matters.
>>33387047Men = the ones I'm attracted to
>>33387049Nta youโre weird as fuck
>>33387049fucking weird ass perv fuck off
>>33387056not her but I find that the most successful and attractive men are often also the kindest, most generous, selfless, confident and happy ones
to me it sounds more like she dated miserable losers
Men
Whatโs the most romantic thing a woman ever did for you?
>>33386987Is that stoic behavior? Do something to annoy someone when it doesn't add anything to your life and then act condescendingly?
In any case, the gist is that you completely control your emotional reactions, isn't it? That no matter what happens, what kind of suffering or injustice you experience, you'll never let your emotions take any hold in you. A pretty, utopic and unrealistic ideal.
You say that you accept things like fear and anger without letting them control you, just acknowledging what they're trying to comunicate. That's not experiencing them. I'm not talking about let yourself be overcome by fear or wrath and behave irrationally, but you don't allow yourself to feel those emotions fully. You're detaching yourself.
You say it's not an invitation to avoid pain, but that's exactly what you do. Avoid being angry, just focus on what makes you angry to not be angry. Avoid being afraid, just focusing on what's causing it to stop it. Not judging if it's good or bad, but I think that saying that you don't avoid those emotions or that you don't tap into some form of apathy is a farce.
You don't have to be a weak fuck that folds at the slightest convenience because something made you mad or sad. Having a negative feeling doesn't mean that it'll affect you and your judgement the rest of your day, or your life. It's not that much of a big deal as you try to make it seem.
>>33387056the ugly men are the worst
>>33387037How on earth do you manage to keep your calories that low, gosh dang I can't even manage to average below 1500 to lose weight without skipping several meals a week. Feels like I get calories through breathing.
Eat my cooking and you'll never lack for calories again.
>>33387066The other ones are the same, you just let them get away with it
>>33387063the men here have zero romantic experience and will never experience it
>>33387065you understood nothing of what I said, but I will not repeat myself
>>33387063I can't think of anything romantic that a woman has ever done for me
I simply have never been close enough to a woman for romance to form in the first place
Women never end up more than acquaintances to me
>>33387070exactly i rather get heartbroken by a handsome man than an ugly one. I dated two ugly โaverageโ guys and they still cheated
truth nuclear bomb vs coughing atoga male
>>33387063Idk if "romantic" is the right term here, because the stereotypical romance stuff seems very silly to most men (or at least me), and this doesn't count.
But my ex would usually make me something for gifts, rather than buy, and I appreciated those a lot. Especially the ceramics.
>>33387063She told me it doesn't matter if it hurts, because the point is that she is here for my use and my pleasure.
>>33387063What is romance in your opinion
If friendly compliments dont count then my answer is nothing.
>>33387041>>33387047Delusional
>>33387052Plausible, but there are plenty of examples of men doing romantic things.
>>33387055Fair enough
>>33387046It took me longer, unfortunately. Good on you for figuring it out early.
My interests and hobbies rotate in a cycle. Like one week I will be really into anime and ONLY watch anime during this time, then I get bored of it, and move on the pro wrestling, ONLY watch pro wrestling for a week, get bored, move on, etc, but I still keep the same interests overall. Does anyone else do this?
>>33387063I've only had one night stands so candles into sex
>>33387079I'd get close to them if I could
I can't make any friends at all, male or female
bombshell truth- romance has different definitions for a man and for a woman. Both are delusional.
>>33387026no one's saying you have to put up with it in a relationship but you asked why it happens, it happens because those are relationships people deeply cared about.
it's not healthy to obsess over past relationships and those people do need to learn to move on, but it's easy to just say that; it's not something that's easy for everyone to do. and then getting called a loser because of their hangups over something they cared deeply about, that's the kind of shit that makes you jaded and emotionally withdrawn.
you can think whatever you want but that's just how a lot of people are. you asked why, that's why.
>>33387088yeah, I think people that do the same shit for months must be some kind of low IQ NPCs with no internal monologue
>>33387088Yeah but more like every 4 months
More indoor hobbies in winter, outdoor stuff in summer
>>33386527Women, are you trying to be this hateable intentionally?
>>33386499>white men prefer black womenblack women are the least sought after
Welp, Iโve decided that Iโm no longer gay. Iโm all yours now, women. Youโre welcome.
>>33387069My cooking is usually high fat, but there's been a stint of anxiety/worry/apathy. I've been retarded and it's my fault, but I'm struggling to shake out of not eating because of those things. I've got my appetite back again and want to. I just need to groceries and get back to effort.
>>33387095>>33387098i don't hate women or men but i don't really like either of you
>>33387035If she's your gf/wife, then she probably wants to have sex with you (in general). But on that day, I don't think we can say her desire to have sex is separate and not influenced by the nice gesture. Which I think might introduce a transactional meaning to sex in this relationship (aside from its other possible meanings)
Plus, yes, that might set off the expectation for herself and the bf/husband that doing something nice is rewarded with sex.
>>33387078you must be fucking ugly then if average men cheated on you lmao
>>33387098You're a fucking bitch. Unlike you, I have a very good reason for hating the other gender, you contrarian.
>>33387078>ugly โaverageโ guysAt least you're self aware. Or not. Almost there.
>>33387109youโre a disgusting ass faggot piece of shit fuck off
>>33387108want a photo ;)
>>33387076>It's not that I avoid feelings, I control them>It's not that you have points, you haven't understood anything.You think that people disagreeing with you is because of ignorance. If you're not going to feel pride as a sign that you should guide others rather than act as if you're the only one with the truth, maybe you should train your stoicism skills.
>>33387092Romance, love, idk what that shit is desu. I love my parents and grandparents and sibling, is romantic love similar to that? Where you want to stop by and say hello, and enjoy being around them? Is that what love is? Or is it different because your attracted to them
Women, which opera does a man have to know by heart in order to understand you?
With which operatic heroine do you most identify?
Ugly average guys. Heh. The hoeflation is real, even here?
>>33387110not her but turns out physiognomy is very real
>invite girl to a group thing
>"is this like a date?"
>honest answer is "No I want to hang out because I'd like to know if I want to date you."
I don't think I actually say that though. Do I?
>>33387117>>33387110The foid slipped up and accidentally admitted the 80/20 rule lmao
>>33386610M
It doesn't get better than this
>>33387113you can feel your feelings in their full intensity without letting them be in charge of deciding on your actions anon
>>33387116shut the fuck up
>>33386972Was afk for cooking but I feel
>bearing your troubles without complaintis close to what I wrote. After all the complaining usually comes from an unrealistic expectation (that sickness will not blindside you or your loved ones, ever) and if you can adjust your expectations and recognize tragedies can happen at all times, it is easier to take them gracefully when they do come.
>>33387116try not being a faggot, it helps
>>33387128some thing are within your power to solve but are just difficult and will take a lot of time and effort; you should try to solve those things, but (my understanding is) stoicism says you should aspire to do so with poise and dignity
>>33387054It's just money. Treating a friend to something you would both enjoy just seems like a good thing if you can easily afford it and they can't. Not that being able to afford one ticket necessarily means you can easily afford two. That's for you to know and decide.
But if she's not particularly interested then that's a different matter.
>>33387013I feel I'm average tight, not especially so I guess, but I'm lucky in that my bf revels in making me as loose as possible before penetration even starts. He is more turned on by me being wide open from arousal than from the tightness feeling.
Women, what are we having for mystery breakfast today
Ok, 1/2 c steel cut oots, tbsp butter, tsp brown sug, some white choc chips, marshmallow, and 1/4c almond slivers
Where do we sit on this for breakfast F or M?
>>33387127>>33387130Seething trannies can't even quote Tosca. Real women know "Vissi d'arte, vissi d'amore"
>>33387124And in the previous post I agreed that just because you feel sad or angry that doesn't mean that you should act irrationally or let yourself be consumed by it. But people talk as if by practicing stoicism, you don't even let yourself really feel those emotions, you just go "Oh, I'm feeling rather mad, I'm going to deal with this" in a completely detached way. That's why I called it an utopic ideal.
>>33387078Have you considered that rather than categories like handsome or ugly, your type is "cheaters"?
>>33387136f
why all the processed crap? just add some bananas and raspberries instead
>>33387136M
Too many calories
A cup of un buttered grits and an apple is plenty
>>333870371200 calories is what they assume for just a coma patient, just your heart beating n stuff.
A jar of peanutbutter is cheap and packs on mad kcal.
>>33387138no, thats what edgy teenage boys thinks stoicism is, which is why I said men thinking stoicism is synonymous with apathy is laughable
glad we agree
>>33387140its not easy to filter out cheaters in the talking stage dumbass. They always cheat once you are dating. Glad you havenโt experienced this
>>33387132The specific example I remember (which is driving me nuts BTW because I recall all details but not the name of this philosopher, could be Seneca though) is from a Roman stoic who noted that the emperor he worked for got super angry when one of his servants broke some dish. While realistically if you have feasts all the time and lots of servants, dishes WILL end up broken sooner or later. The takeaway being that if people train themselves more to not by default expect things to work out for them all the time, they are not as indignant when something does happen, big or small.
I don't think it was meant to say nothing is within your power, just less than people typically like to pretend.
>>33387025Everything has protons in it.
>>33387147that's fair and accurate
The only thing that I know is that I know nothing
>>33387126>>33387121I'd be a loyal bf, we could even get married and live together :(
>>33387148> he doesn't have a starchild gf from a neutron star> his gf doesn't bend light due to her mass> his gf doesn't pulseSad.
>>33387153why would you want that? ew
>>33387111depends, whats the damage?
>>33387153>thinks I want a mess of a person to burden me by living with me and legally binging myself to them pass
moids if your ex texted to to go fuck them rn would you?
>>33387148Its a fit meme big guy
>>33387151This is embarrassing, but this was one of my passwords for some time. Except it was in German because I was learning German at the time.
>>33387112Hating women doesn't make me a faggot you nasty cunt
>>33387162Absolutely yes. Would pretty much drop everything to do so, or for literally any crumb of interest from her. And I'm not even that much into her anymore...
>>33387162Which ex?
If it's the short, French girl I dumped a few years ago, absolutely, I would fuck her until she was part of the bed.
If it's the autistic German girl, no, but I'd go walk around a museum with her anytime, as long as she understood that it wasn't going to lead to me going down on her pussy which would still be full of toilet paper because she never learned to wipe right or whatever the fuck is wrong with her.
>>33387164That's not really cringy. It actually sounds badass imo
>>33387136That sounds amazing
>>33387164Ach, was machen sie dumkรถpf?
>>33387162I'd think the person texting me had the wrong number since I don't have an ex
>>33387175then this doesnt apply to you fucktard
>>33387162M
The only time I ever had a girlfriend was in 3rd grade so if she somehow remembered me sure.
>>33387145Again acting as if your arguments are self demontrative and it's the others the one who just don't get them.
Then adress the point that I made before. Don't you think that in order to don't let feelings like anger or sadness control your judgement, you have to act in a apathetic way? Don't you have to look at it and think "It's bad, but I can't change it and it's not worthy to feel these feelings"?
Why do girls despise loyal but damage men
>>33387162>fuckno, don't like flings
>get back togetherfirst one no, second one i'd give it another shot
>>33387176Did your bf cheat on you with his ex or something? You seem to be angry.
>>33387180because they are like a leech that contaminates you?
>>33387180Women prefer damaged men
That's why I can't get any dates
Im too untraumatized and neurotypical
>>33387182That's not adressing a point, that's just disagreeing. Please explain why you think that. Or not, I can't force you and I don't want to. But in that case, at least stop acting all high and mighty if you're not going to reply just that question.
>>33387187the cope is off the charts lol
Men, would you date a hackergirl who preferred emacs to neovim?
>>33387188I already told you multiple times that you can feel your feelings fully and still not act on them in unwise ways but you refuse to accept that as an option, so i have nothing else to tell you
>>33387187ThIS BUt Unironically
>>33387190Emacs is a hard sell, but I guess I could tolerate it if she knows lisp. Which is the only legitimate reason to use emacs imho.
>>33387190i'd never date someone who used emacs or vim because their autism would be off the charts, if they used nano i'd consider it though
>>33387190No. Because a girl like that wouldn't date me.
>>33387185Leech how
>>33387190I'd never date an emacs user, just use a IDE weirdo
>>33387190Dunno what either of those are
Sounds autistic
>>33387201>loyal in a damaged individual thats code for dependent, obsessed and clingy
>>33387162She did recently. Blew up my phone for an hour because I wasnโt responding.
>>33387196What if she had a whole org-mode file full of fun date ideas?
I wouldn't date anybody who has "stare at screen for hours on end" hobbies
>>33387136I would not sit down for such a thing, especially not breakfast.
>>33387193And I already told you that I agree with the fact that you don't have to act in an unwise way because of your feelings, I think this is the 3rd time I say it. But that's not what I asked. I asked if you don't think that you have to be at least slightly apathetic in order to not let those feelings control you. You said no, what I want to know is what makes you think that. Don't reply to questions I didn't made and then act like I'm the one refusing to engage or accept points.
>>33387208that reminds me of that one guy who had "fun responses" for a girl while playing smash lmao
>>33387162She's in a different country, so that would be bothersome.
Plus, I despise her and it would only end in me hatefucking her hard.
>>33387205Yes, can I be your clingy bf
>>33387216>it would only end in me hatefucking her hardIs this necessarily a bad thing?
>>33387206That means she loves you
Women only act like the average man is a rapist for political and social reasons, we all know that deep down your average woman knows that the average man has been domesticated and trained to never ever hit a woman even in self defense and they use that fact to their advantage all the time. The world would be a much better place if women actually were getting slapped up occasionally.
>>33387162>your ex>implying
>>33387214Idk why you think you have to dampen the emotion to not act on them
if the emotion is too strong to not act on it, then you are too weak
just grow stronger, so you can feel them fully and them still not being the one guiding your actions
>>33387209I wouldn't date whoever asked for your opinion.
>>33387224M
Not ever going to read your gay ass post
Made the oatmeal anyway. No marshmallow, added 2 dried apricots.
>>33387141Because I don't have that.
>>33387142>unbuttered>gritsSelf hating southerner detected. I need the calories
>>33387220I can't say if I'd want her to enjoy it.
There is no other person in my life who hurt me more than her and who I wish I had never met.
Objectively speaking, I wouldn't do something like that to her, but I can't say how I'd react if she actually standed before me and asked for sex. I would never want to vindicate her by fucking her, if that makes any sense.
>>33387209What are your hobbies?
>girl I went on a date with hasn't been texting as much or as responsive ever since said date
>went a whole day without responding and hasn't responded since
Always a bad sign, isn't it?
Im am ugly male with boring personality so my only options are become a walking ATM for a single mom whos still in shape or date the weirdly flirty 18 year olds i meet at gym
Whats the point
>>33387233I also water down most sweet tea
Mothefuckers put too much sugar in thst shit
>>33387123NAM but I would strap her so hard she'd think she had gotten bred
>>33387224People act like it would be horrible without remembering that half of the time women are slapped they moan
Women I got some adult dice free at a yard sale
what do you say we try them out tonight
>>33387237Looking at the horizon and thinking about thinking
>>33387242Whats wrong with 2 again?
>>33387244NAG but what's the motivation behind this? You don't actually feel anything from a strapon. Is it just about dominating her?
>>33387249nothing more boomer than this
>>33387242>the weirdly flirty 18 year olds i meet at gymYou know what to do.
>>33387255I mean I wouldn't buy them but they were free lol
>>33387238Yeah and she's dating other people now.
>>33387243Nah, I get that. Sugary drinks are too much. Sweet tea was great when I was little, but I just feel kinda nasty drinking it now. I think the only naturally calorie-hefty drink I regularly have is milk, and that isn't often
>>33387190I wouldn't date a trans man, no.
I just want her to know how much I miss her and how sorry I am but she has me blocked nearly everywhere and it's probably too soon anyways.
>>33387260I canโt think of many things that symbolize the opposite of erotic energy more aptly than that
>>33387230Aren't you literally a bifaggot bitchboy, cuckworm?
>>33387268Don't be sorry for a foid.
>>33387254>Is it just about dominating her?Not necessarily dominating, but providing her pleasure. Like if you gave someone the best head of their life, you didn't receive any physical pleasure, but it's still fulfilling in its own way. That feeling is better for my ego than any orgasm.
>>33387244>I would strap her so hard she'd think she had gotten bredWomen think their weak ass lower back muscles can even compare to a man's is cute.
>>33387228So, either you're too weak and get controlled by your emotions, or you're strong and you control them? Sounds a very black and white way to see it.
>>33387221She probably loved me and knew me better than anyone else ever will, but she created too many problems for herself, I canโt deal with it anymore.
>>33387275no, you donโt control the emotions, you control your actions
if you control the emotions, you become hollow and stop feeling alive
you become a sad shadow of a human being if you control your emotions
but you become a disgusting example of wasted potential if you let your emotions reign without wisdom and self mastery
itโs about balance
>>33387216how can someone in a different country hurt you that much to the point of hatefucking? did you two even meet? otherwise youre delusional as fuck
>>33387280Have you ever heard of the concept of moving?
>>33387279Very well, then I ask again. Allowing yourself to feel emotions like anger or fear without controlling them, just not letting them affect you and decide that it's not worthy to let your emotions dwell on them is that different from behaving apathetically?
I just started dating 20 years old woman I'm 35. Men any of you congratulate me?
>>33387111>Girls can you fix meNot unless you are an automobile of some kind
>>33387274Yeah, but I don't bust after 2 minutes of moderate strokes. Also, thrusting doesn't come from the lower back.
>>33387282what did she do to make you hater he so much?
>>33387244>NAM but I would strap her so hard she'd think she had gotten bredHow about her?
>>33387284Congratulations!
>>33387284Not bad. You did well. I'm 45 dating a 19-year-old now for the second year (I snagged her on her 18th birthday) myself. Welcome to the club!
Given what absolute trash boys her age are, you're doing her far more a favor than she is doing you.
>>33387146You seem already pretty good at finding them.
>>33387283yes, very different
nobody said you canโt act on them, but you have to act on them with wisdom
and sometimes the wisest thing is to do nothing, other times the wisest thing is to change something, so this does not happen again
raging and tantruming is never the wise reaction to an emotion
that doesnโt mean you have to also not feel anything
>>33387287> nothing on counters except coffee pot and paper towels> nothing on walls at allShe's in her bf's apartment making slutty videos for the internet, isn't she?
>>33387286Lied to me, lied about me, stole money and even threatened me in a very underhanded way.
>hater heDamn how did that R move so far left. kek
>>33387287What's the bruise on her right arm, just below the elbow? Looks like an injection site.
>>33387304Pretty sure that's a tattoo of the sun
>>33387287why are law students so hot
>>33387304You meant the tattoo? lol
>>33387293Could you be a bit more descriptive?
>>33387307Khazarian magic
I only like blondes when I fap, irl I like brunettes more
How long should I wait before exchanging pics on discord
i should talk to her today
even number i talk odd number i die
>>33387298Nah. Sometimes we're retardedly loyal to people who wouldn't and haven't done the same for us though
>inb4 ChadChad is subjective. My person is my looksmatch.
state gender
Who's a person that you think is a wholly good role model for your sex, and why? Bonus points, pick someone for the opposite sex.
>>33387311Descriptive how?
>>33387287The way she rolled down her panties, I thought she was about to show off some sick dance moves
It's like when a hot guy makes a video winking, or biting his lip or whatever fuckboys do.
And people eat that shit up.
>>33387320>Who's a person that you think is a wholly good role model for your sex, and why?Taylor Swift. People just want to attack her for having exes.
>Bonus points, pick someone for the opposite sex.Henry Cavill
>>33387294I agree with almost everything you say, but I think my question hasn't been answered. I understand about acting with wirsdom, not let them control you and that not feel anything isn't the answer.
But what I was asking was more about the way to process the emotions, how you go from feeling them to control them. To not care enough about them, so to speak
>>33387320M
honestly cant think of anything. They're either fake or not good at all
>>33387320M
Me. If that doesn't count, I guess nobody. Maybe Keanu, dunno. Can't think of anyone for women right now.
>>33387320Nick Fuentez
Candace Owenz
>>33387322How would you fuck them so hard they felt bred?
>>33387320I think Cyrus, first king of the Persian Empire, was a great role model for men. He won kingship for himself, brought prosperity to his people, brought other nations into the empire with tolerance and respect instead of the humiliation of conquest, and earned for himself the title "The Great."
I think Tomyris, queen of the Massagetae, is an amazing role model for women. She led her people, commanding the respect of all, men and women alike, and she knew how to defend her people from foreign invasion and how to rule her own land without infringing on others. She also showed amazing hospitality, offering her guests plenty to drink. I fear, though, that she doesn't get the appreciation that she deserves.
>>33387314What's your question for the opposite gender?
>>33387328no, you donโt stop caring about them
in fact, you care deeply about them, you care about feeling them fully and intensely, you simply refuse to let that influence your actions being grounded in wisdom and maturity
basically, you give your emotions room to be felt, but you separate them from influencing your decisions
you donโt blunt or numb, you compartmentalize
you honor your emotions as what makes you human and alive but you do not give them a say in your behavior, you let them inform you, as a signal that needs to be looked at, not as something to tell you how to act
>>33387320my mom and my dad
>>33387298>Women always cheat.Around 12% of women cheat, and 25% of men.
>>33387015Dude, I mean that I actively try not to step on anyone's toes, but here come assholes with gender war shit that should've stayed on the internet, to me, some random fucking woman minding my own business.
Men, if your gf who is not a gamer (at all), wants to play a game with you. She says it can be anything that relies more on strategy than on the spot decision making, what would you pick?
>>33387348Women can you ask me out? K thanx byeeeee :)
>>33387224were you dropped as a child? or are you still stuck in your Plato's bedroom, trying to interpret the bitching and moaning of the internet as reality?
>>33387162>moids if your ex texted to to go fuck them rn would you?Depends strongly on which ex and how far away they are at the time. There are two I can think of I would probably say yes to if they were close, but they both live on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean and I'm not travelling that far.
>>33387359>She says it can be anything that relies more on strategy than on the spot decision making, what would you pick?Any class/spec that requires ram up/dot classes.
Those are less spot and more on ramp up time and timing things out.
Men
You're finally married. You find out your wife is pregnant. You call up your parents and tell them your wife is pregnant. They ask, "Who's the father"
How do you respond?
>>33387327>Taylor Swift. People just want to attack her for having exes.That means she's not a good role model. Beyonce is a way better woman.
>3 children with 1 man>married him>forgave him for cheating
>>33387320f, rosรฉ
I think she manages to strike a sane balance between confidence and humbleness, sweetness and boldness
either she is like this or she is good at acting like this, either way, props to her
>>33387357Men bad, okay. There's no background to the gender war, it's completely uncalled for and your girlbossing as an engineer or whatever is being actively interfered with.
>>33387359factorio if you have massive brain autism
stardew if you're gay or a woman or in a relationship
>>33387136>Where do we sit on this for breakfast F or M?M. That's a high-calorie, high-fat, high-sugar DESSERT, not a meal.
>>33387262Not a big deal- she was cool but too Asian-looking and flat anyways for me to want to fuck her.
>>33387371Men aren't bad. Or women. if you read my posts you'd understand that it's hard being a man or woman because all you chimps do is screech at random strangers that didn't do anything to contribute to this "society" you're complaining about.
>>33387368I don't want children.
>finallyGo be condescending somewhere else.
>>33387344By fucking them through multiple orgasms. Men's downfall will always be their endurance. I have no such weakness.
>>33387373>high-calorie, high-fat, high-sugar DESSERTSounds like an excellent breakfast.
>>33387380Nobody does anything to contribute to it (apart from those chimps), there's a hidden, shapeless threat out there that causes all the issues.
>>33387386No way you can hump better than me.
>>33387369>forgave him for cheatingThat is not someone I want my daughter to be. But also, she condoned her sister assaulting her husband, and is a terrible person behind the scenes.
>>33387359I'd have to know her to find out what games I think she'd like. But for a random femanon:
Do you specifically want strategy, or is it more that you don't want high pressure games? If you specifically want strategy, it's a little harder because my go-to turn-based strategy/tactics games (Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, FFT, and Tactics Ogre) are mostly single player. I'd probably still suggest FFTA because I like it, and I'd just hang out watching you play and chatting with you as you play. Which I'd find enjoyable.
If she's open to just low-pressure games, something like Minecraft is a good starter game, and multiplayer.
love
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>>33386610M
2D
Always happy to help others.
likes to say "do your best"
Is full of humility, humbleness, good will, altruism, charitableness.
knows no evil, no envy towards those around her. Might have had been exposed to some trauma at a young age, perhaps social isolation or family problems, but doesn't use that as an excuse to spit hatred towards others. Instead uses the past trauma to help those in need.
Is happy with very little, knows no materialism or greed.
pure, kind, innocent
unlike 3d
I hate 3d so much its unreal
Pygmalion was right
>>33387391It's called the billionaires actually
>>33387063>Men>Whatโs the most romantic thing a woman ever did for you?I'm not sure I want to try and rank romantic things. It's too much of an emotional phenomenon to put numbers on. I'll tell you *a* romantic thing. On my first date with my gf, we were walking beside a river, she was nervous as hell, so I filled in the long gaps in the conversation with lots of autistic facts about the water fowl on the river, especially cormorants. (They're very interesting). For my birthday, about six months later, she gave me a card with a very detailed picture of a cormorant, that she had painted herself.
>that random asshole mistreats woman
women get paranoid most men are like this
>that random asshole mistreats men
men get paranoid most women are like this
>>33387370Lisa is kinda uggo, no?
>>33387410Yep unfortunately
>>33387368>How do you respond?"I have no idea."
Women, what one trick do men not know that would instantly make them better at sex? Inb4 "respecting me."
Men, what one trick do women not know that would instantly make them wife material? Inb4 "sex."
>>33387359Wildermyth is a videogame that I've had a lot of success playing with non-gaming girls, for a few reasons.
1, it's a turn-based RPG on a tactical grid, so it relies on strategy more than on-the-spot decision-making. When it's your turn to play you can slow down, take your time, and really think things through without pressure.
2, it's playable co-op, so if the inexperienced player makes mistakes then the experienced player can swoop in to save their ass.
3, you can design and redesign your characters as if they were Sims, then treat them as seriously or as goofily as you want.
4, the stories are told in comic book form instead of in textdump form, so the stories move quickly and you can have extra fun by reading the characters' dialogue out loud in your own voices (like you're at a table reading for a play-- even non-gaming normies LOVE THIS).
5, the writing is sometimes good and sometimes millennial cringe that's simultaneously faux-deep and flippantly wannabe-witty, which is a good thing because that's "so bad it's good" and you can have fun laughing at it.
6, your characters grow older and the game's internal logic (using random numbers that are out of your control) will sometimes make your characters get married and have children who grow up to replace your original characters, and what woman doesn't love free virtual babies?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/763890/Wildermyth/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgt_0ALl0Rk
>>33387359Idk, what do you like? If more narrative experiences Baldur's Gate, tho it requires time.
>>33387410It's more like this
>woman chooses to date abusive men way out of her league and blames all men for it while she rejects nice guys
>psychiatrist reduced my meds
>psychologist passed me from bi-weekly appointments to monthly
I've never felt so good in my life. Took me decades, but I don't feel like dying anymore.
>>33387420I'm happy for you, anon! I hope it keeps getting better
>>33387419You're a funny little edge-boy :3
>>33387416>what one trick do men not know that would instantly make them better at sex?Communication.
>>33387416>Men, what one trick do women not know that would instantly make them wife materialGet their tubes tied.
>>33387416cultivate your virility
>>33387416>one trick>instantly make themThis question betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of the world and reality, and was probably written by a zoomer.
>>33387422Thanks anon. Me too
>>33387420Congratulations. Let's see if next year is even better. Let's see if every year can be an improvement from here on out.
>>33387416There's no trick for women to be wife material, what they need to show is being kind, pleasant and predicable all of which take time
>>33387416M
Being reliable. I can't stand people who say that they're going to do something but never comit. If she keeps her word, that alone would make me value and respect her way more than most people.
>>33387428I can reach full erection and orgasm simply by breathing through my testicles. Virile enough for ye?
Both genders. Do you really like the sweaty smell of the other gender?
>>33387439F
Depends. Some people's sweat is more pleasant than others'.
But generally I prefer no sweat.
>>33387439M
I love it, I'd drink that liquid from a crazy straw
>>33387437no, the fact that you think I was only referring to your ability to achieve an erection and orgasm tells me everything I need to know
Good night, /atoga/. I hate women. A lot.
>>33387439I've never noticed women smell desu. But not like I'm ever around women excersing
>>33387428I feel like this is a variant of simply being attractive
If women have to be "put in their place" so that men can thrive, doesn't this prove that women are overwhelmingly better than men?
>>33387450not at all, you can look attractive on paper, but if you lack life force, you are merely a glorified sex toy
pointless and unnecessary
>>33387359>So babe your job is to press *this* button to heal me.
>>33387451not that your point is true at all, wouldn't that simply mean that women are more troublemakers?
>>33387209How has that worked out for you so far?
>>33387359I teach her MTG and give her a red/green deck
>>33387456ooooh I like the idea of that actually
those women being rapscallions.
>>33387458Why not give her a white deck
>>33387460Women why are you such ne'er-do-wells
>>33387461to represent cum? nta
>>33387458Please donโt tell the bitches that white is shit youโll scare them off
>>33387463Gosh darn, those women stole my lemons!
>>33387464White has angels and cats
>>33387469oh. I like cats :3
>>33387469>and catsbig brain idea, you might be onto something
>>33387470You should let Gary teach you. If you're nice then he'll leave his family for you and share his drugs with you.
>>33387468This hypothetical gamer girl asked for a game involving strategy and anon suggested playing red
Do you even know the game we are talking about
>>33386946OOOOOO
this guy ever stop breaking balls?
>>33387392I would put substantial money on me being better than you.
>>33387416Sorry, trade secrets. Maybe if men weren't such assholes to gay women we would share our skills.
>>33387481Nta
I remember being mean to a lesbisn in middle school
I was just and edgy fag hater back then
Gender
What is your personal definition of success?
>>33386527They're trying to give you the benefit of the doubt again. They'll learn.
>>33387487M
Achieving what you set out to do.
>>33387481You donโt even own a penis
>>33387481I want a lesbian friend so I can have platonic physical touch and talk about feelings knowing that things won't get akward. I'd even be her wingman.
>>33387487M
10 kids
enough funds to let them continue the dynasty
>>33387487Being content with your lot
Femanons should look like this
>>33387487f
signal integrity across domains
>>33387487F
To me that would be finally developing my game project, being able to spend quality time with my future children, eventually grow old with my husband and continuing drawing and playing and working on vidyagames.
>>33387461I'm gonna trust this anon
>>33387458's judgement on this one
>>33387496femanons should look like this
>>33387487https://youtu.be/9UCB1ZqSb-s?si=N5lynAiyc1_kDEVm
>>33387487M
I used to think that it was always getting better. Nowadays I'm more inclined to think that it means remaining stable
>>33387481Thatโs how I learned how to eat pussy good, from all the lesbian porn I watched as a young man
I bet I can eat pussy way better
>>33387481>t. that creepy moid obsessed with lesbians
>>33386610Male
I don't believe in *one* perfect form for women there are many perfect forms and I adore them all.
>>33387496Femanons should look like this
>>33387496This but normal and not unrealisitvally voluptuous hentai artists anime girl
>>33387509Guy, I've pulled more tail than a retarded kid at a petting zoo. I'd embarrass you.
>>33387496Femanons should look like this
>>33387487Good relationship with my family (implies also wife and kids), enough money to live a modest life and not be too worried when something breaks
would
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>>33387496And anons should look like this.
WHAT THE FUCK CANOLA STANDS FOR CANADA OIL WHAT THE FUCKKK WHAT THE FUCKK
>>33387416Not watching television
Being vegan
CMV: if you're not good-looking, your life is worth less and you have less rights
>>33387501Wholesome. What is your game about, anon?
>>33387491I own several of various shapes and sizes, and they never go soft
>>33387524I look like that
>>33387514Built for bwc
Bold
White
Crusader
>>33387527Good thing I'm good looking
>>33387527talking from personal experience, uggo?
>>33387527>CMVYou meant CIM?
>>33387453What do you mean by life force? Like drive? Like ravishing your wife? Or a general sense of purpose and ambition in life?
>>33387525better than calling it rapeseed
>>33387528Raising critters! I love creature taming games.
A programmer I work with recently said she'd help me with that since she liked my GDD! I've been drawing and writing about it for almost 10 years.
Should women be allowed to shoot guns?
>>33387536joy in your soul
purpose in your mind
love in your heart
life in your body
>>33387513Based female beauty enjoyer
>>33387542They're overwhelmingly better snipers, so yes.
>>33387542Yes, but not her. She's stupid.
>>33387524but you dont look like the girl in the pic you posted JH
>>33387524Sorry, best I can do is Hunk from resident evil
Men, you're cute and funny. And you make laugh. I appreciate you. <3
>>33387542Yeah women not irresponsible retards regardless of gender. Somebody post the /k/ negligent discharge pasta lol
>>33387537are you sure about that
>>33387551damn, he's literally me
>>33387541Like old school digimon games? I haven't played one of those in ages. Glad you're getting help. Hope it comes to fruition!
>>33387420Congratulations anon.
>>33387547>falling for 80 year old soviet propaganda
>>33387544Checked. Those are all great things to have, I agree. Sometimes hard to achieve
>>33387556>Like old school digimon games?Pretty much! Also with a lot of pet game factors.
>>33387487Male
Being able to finish my writing projects and still get enough done that my life stays stable.
>>33387542I want a woman to look me right into the eyes as she shoots me in the dick.
>>33387542Slutwear and spent cartridges dont work lol
>>33387552Bless you, anon. I also appreciate you lot, always fun to be goofy together
>>33387542M
Am I an asshole for thinking the hot casing bouncing into those stupid sexy hip cutouts is very funny?
The following accidental discharge not so much.
>>33387560they are difficult to cultivate and protect in this world, yes
which is what makes them so precious and irresistible
it takes a truly great man to be able to pull that off
men should look like this
>>33387552I wish people like you existed.
>>33387562So I would be able to give them a bath and pet them? Sounds great!
>>33387552Youโre the only one who will ever know that though. I will continue to hide away until I die alone.
>>33387529I own one (1) and itโs made out of human fucking skin
>>33387552admiralackbar.jpg
>>33387571That's literally how I look, to the utmost right
>>33387549I know. Not my fault artists are racist and don't draw black girls.
>>33387542Christopher Titus's mom remarried a man who romanced a mentally ill woman, married her, beat her so bad she was hospitalized, and continued to beat her *after* he had bought her a gun and taught her to shoot. She was acquitted of the subsequent murder.
So, I'll say yeah. Absolutely.
A 19 yo has no business having a body like this what is happening to society
>>33387386How do you decide between powering through to continue fucking through her orgasm vs listening to her pleas to stop or slow down
>>33387569>Am I an asshole for thinking the hot casing bouncing into those stupid sexy hip cutouts is very funny?No. It's objectively funny. I know what I am talking about.
Why do men when introducing women to firearms do retarded shit like giving them a break barrel 10 gauge or 44magnum snubnose to shoot for the first time then wonder why they dont like to shoot. I know half a dozen relatives/friends/strangers at the range who will do that to their gfs cuz they think it's the most hilarious thing ever
>>33387585what should a 19 yo look like
>>33387582the artists most popular girl is literally you
fuck you mean?
>>33387572They exist but it's hard to find nice people, admittedly. You kinda have to sift through shit until you find a good one.
>>33387573Exactly! I was thinking of even having a base game on the pc/consoles and an app with just the "petting" part. Maybe adding friendship points to your mons to get certain effects.
>>33387574I'll bear this knowledge with honor.
>>33387577I'm sorry to disappoint you anon, I'm a wamin
>>33387581Goddammit. I'm closest to the far left.
>>33387592nta
holy shit i didnt know they were the same artist
>>33387592>straight hair>fat tits>no resting bitch faceThat's not me.
>>33387585We'll all sink into lust and become a lustful mass of writhing flesh, partaking in a never ending orgy. Like Katamari, but +18
>>33387593>I'm sorry to disappoint you anon, I'm a waminyou're a man no matter how hard you try to pass
>>33387590Pretty sure that's just some asshole thing to do. If you really wanted to ease someone into shooting a firearm you'd give them something smaller caliber first and teach them proper form.
>>33387585women stop developing after like sixteen so there's nothing unusual about her body. She just has big boobs
>>33387585>A 19 yo has no business having a body like thisWhere is he storing it? 19 is a little young for most long term storage facilities but not out of the question.
>>33387599For a long time I kinda wish I was born a man. But alas, I'm a woman.
orgy
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>>33387598https://youtu.be/iMH49ieL4es
>>33387532No, I'm one of the good-looking people aka ones with rights. Only an uggo would project and point fingers. Sorry about your circumstances.
I think training a woman to shoot is the dangerous part , itโs best to let them use guns untrained
>>33387592>the artists most popular girl is literally JHJH is NEVER that nice.
>>33387585Will look like an open fridge with two doors by the time she's 32. Thin women almost always age better, if they actually care about remaining thin.
>>33387605Basically that. But I think this version would fit more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HCrpqZJT2g&list=RD_HCrpqZJT2g&start_radio=1&ab_channel=MoyaBaumb
>>33387571all men should look like this
https://youtube.com/shorts/lRnnkKjw8Bk?si=NruFYuyyaxFmj2cw
>>33387585>A 19 yo has no business having a body like this what is happening to societyIn ancient Rome, she'd be the wife of a young man destined to become a general, governor, and senator; she would already by the mother of his first son.
I keep seeing men here trying to paint the picture that women get ugly after 25, but at this point I'm 30 and people still mistake me for a teenager.
>>33387612This comment wins the internet thank you anon
>>33387609A woman not trained to use a gun is x100 more dangerous , so itโs best to keep your gal armed and untrained
>>33387600Yeah i think a bolt action 22 is the ideal thing to train new people
Boomer take but something manually operated encourages marksmanship over all else, semi autos just make people dump the magazine because they can.
>>33387616I've always assumed it was women saying that. I know lots of attractive 30 year olds, and a fair few attractive people older than that.
>>33387439>Do you really like the sweaty smell of the other gender?M. If it's fresh sweat, yes. Being in sweaty clothes for hours, no.
>>33387604Does she also like cock as much as me?
>>33387611I can be nice, just not to you fucks.
>>33387622>and a fair few attractive people older than that.Same. But I'm suspicious because I'm into older people and like grey hairs.
>>33387616>at this point I'm 30 and people still mistake me for a teenager.
>>33387439Haven't smelt it in a while, but I recently danced with a girl who was sweating a lot because it was very hot out, and her sweat felt a lot better and less gross to touch than when I've danced with sweaty guys.
>>33387615Based all I can manage is fat girls and prostitutes that let me abuse them at the moment
>>33387625>I can be nice, just not to you fucks.That's the point; that character is nice to everyone.
>>33387551This also fits my fetish. I don't remember him from the movies, though.
>>33387527>if you're not good-looking, your life is worth less and you have less rightsFewer rights.
>>33387627I don't have wrinkles :P maybe when I'm in my late 40s.
>>33387630That's unrealistic.
>>33387616>peaked in highschool Literally my ex, she will never look as good as she did at 16
Name something unexpectedly sexy that the other gender does
>>33387635Actually I'm looking much better now than I did when I was a teenager. I was very depressed and it showed.
>>33387636When femanon sit down and their butt fat spreads all over the seat
>>33387636Cooking/cleaning
>>33387631No movies, just games
>>33387636F. Holding me tightly to move me out of his way or just keep me in place when a car goes by or there's unstable ground or something.
>>33387616I had a gf like that. She was 26 but looked like she was 14; she was also under 120cm. I had a *lot* of fun with her.
>>33386469 (OP)>women only turn feral when i send a dick pic (consensual)>no reason or opportunity to show dick to the women around mehow do i fix this?
>>33387590yeah women should shoot revolvers
>>33387636the way men with a big dick move their body
>>33387643Of course. Why are video games everywhere?
>>33387636I can't stop myself from blushing sometimes when guys stop to check on me if we're hanging out in groups. Things like "you ok?" or just simply looking down at me and checking in. I feel very protected.
>>33387642Propaganda I'm not falling for
>>33387637I wasnโt talking about you shut up pick me
>>33387625>Does she also like cock as much as me?only if its white, there's plenty of R34 of it
>>33387641Nah, F. But I like both women and men.
>>33387654Wait she really is me, then.
>>33387651Thereโs nothing sexier than chores
>>33387654or a child's. jh is a boylover
>>33387660I only love reincarnated zombie boys, anon.
>>33387657artist is hellonearthiii
character is skyla cruz
go find your answers
>>33387627Thanks, I hate that webm.
>>33387663Sounds like a trap of some kind.
>>33387634She's a cartoon character. Her shtick is befriending and turning hardcore racists by being naively nice and friendly to everyone.
>>33387636When she rolls over in the morning and shoves her butt into your crotch which is her way of saying โIโm horny now, give me your cockโ
>>33387659Come on now. I know you're just saying that because you want to convince women to clean/cook more. But even men who want trad wives don't want to see their wives do chores. They want their wives to be done with said chores by the time they walk into the house, waiting for hubby, looking pretty
You want the sausage, you don't want to see how the sausage is made
>>33387668on second thought, you might be like her mom
>>33387664my god, you can sense the weight in their every move
>>33387644>keep me in place when a car goesM. That always strikes me as condescending.
>>33387646Send them pics when theyโre finished ovulating
>>33387639itโs hip and thigh fat you dumbtard
>>33387677nta but I can't help but getting horny when someone's condescending me
>>33387680Itโs called cellulite you retard
>>33387636M
When they know they're sexy, but act as if they don't notice that you think they're sexy.
>>33387672But why would she do the chores before I get back? Watching chores is /our thing/, she knows this. Really turns me on when she folds clothes or makes food
>>33387682I'm losing faith in humanity.
>>33387672NTA but wives should be scared when their husband walks in the door
Is some cellulite to someone with a healthy BMI and who isn't chubby either a turn off? :(
>>33387683no its not you dumb fuck retard nigger
>>33387524jh whats a good brand of realistic "toy"
>>33387688I tend to have that effect on people.
Quoting one of my friends: "I'm conservative because of people like you."
>>33387690You donโt know what cellulite is
>>33387690It's a turn-off to me, but it's not a dealbreaker or anything. Every body has flaws.
>>33387689I used to live in that kind of household. I dreaded going back home. A life time of issues and few people understand why you are the way you are, even if you tell them how you grew up.
are latinas crazy as they say?
>>33387691>cannot fathom being wrongGood morning saar!
>>33387669I like that dynamic.
>>33387673I don't get the joke.
>>33387674So it's real porn or what?
>>33387677I have bad spatial awareness sometimes, and I appreciate the care most of the time.
>>33387697I mean like picrel.
>>33387656Nice.
I always assumed greys were a turn off.
Luckily they seem to just be at the temples and in the beard, tougher to see since I'm dirty blomde so they blend a bit
>>33387692Define realistic.
Femanons. If a guy asks you "have you ever been mistaken for a man?" there's one objectively correct reply. Do you know what it is?
>>33387706You sound hot. :3
>>33387700You just sound like a cuck who canโt handle basic everyday tasks
Girls, my DnD setup cost upwards of 10,000 dollars. Thoughts?
>>33387702hip and thigh fat is where milk fat for breastfeeding is stored you retard, look it up its science. Not all hip and thigh fat is cellulite.
>>33387707Looks real, not a dragon or something
>>33387708we are on an anonymous image board, ofc we have been
you a bit slow or something?
this puzzle is KILLING ME don't make me bust out the pen and paper goDDAMN
>>33387712real messed up priorities
>>33387691And boobs are fat, and pussy is a hole, and men's biceps is muscle and their dicks is just meat and veins
>>33387714So only looks real? Tons of brands have that down easy. FEELING realistic is something way less attainable.
>>33387716I meant irl. And wrong answer anyway.
For black anons.
I started watching Atlanta and in my apartment you can usually hear the other tvs if in the hallway.
Do you think the black woman who lives down the hall is offended or mad hearing an N bomb through the door?
>>33387723Nta but this is true. I only realized how much pussy does feel dick after trying a dildo and getting a huge ick for how that felt.
>>33387705Neuron activated
>>33387713>pajeet intelligence All you know is how to reproduce through rape and street shitting
>>33387636M
I haven't ever been close enough to a woman to answer this question
I can only look at them from afar, you need to be intimate to find little nonsense sexy things
>>33387723Well both would be good
>>33387725Youโre not black you are indian
>>33387710>everyday tasks>your mother should be scared of your father (i.e., husbands/fathers should be abusive)You're retarded.
>>33387725Why don't you try listening to your television at a less offensive volume? Even if the N-bomb isn't offensive, just having to hear your neighbors' brainless entertainment has to be pretty offensive. I find noise-cancelling headphones to be very useful for listening to opera without forcing it upon my neighbors.
>>33387719nvm i solved it in 5 seconds with a pen lol this puzzle aint got shit on me
>>33387726You have to think about masturbation with a dildo as totally different from sex. If you go in hoping for a dick substitute, you'll only be disappointed. Actual dick was literally designed by nature to feel the best possible.
Ikea meatballs will be posted any moment now...
>>33387575Mortal flesh is weak
>>33387585My best friend looked like this when she was 16.
>>33387587Either her body language or her telling me. Then I ease her back down with aftercare. Very few men can properly do aftercare.
>>33387636Women
>>33387741i hope he posts his gf's naked back again for no reason
>>33387708Eat shit and die motherfucker *blam blam*?
>>33387740I canโt even stand dick with a condom. It gives me the creeps. I have come to the conclusion that nothing can enter my pussy except raw cock.
>>33387737We are warriors, when society collapses youโll have wished you listened to us
>>33387747nta but I feel you big time. I hate having anything inside me that isn't a dick.
"We are warriors" he posted from his iPhone.
>>33387754Yeh he should've posted it from his ThinkPad running slackware
>>33387744And her pussy. Fascinating how he calls everyone else a cuck.
Women, your boyfriend has bought tickets to Italy and wants to know what cities (or countryside towns) you want to see over the course of two weeks in the beginning of September. Pick up to three, but remember that the more cities you pick, the more time on trenItalia you spend instead of seeing sights.
>>33387752I even stopped using tampons. It feels wrong.
My gay senses were tingling
>>33387725>Do you think the black woman who lives down the hall is offended or mad hearing an N bomb through the door?She probably thinks you're black because white people don't watch Atlanta.
>>33387712>Girls, my DnD setup cost upwards of 10,000 dollars. Thoughts?Woah based based based based based based
>>33387701>are latinas crazy as they say?No, we are crazier.
>>33387747Wh
>>33387761y dont you just get over it
>>33387731Well. If you want one that looks realistic, just look at pictures on any site. Every vendor has tons of all kinds. But for realistic texture, try finding anything with dual density silicone. I could explain in detail, but the difference in rigidity inside and out of the toy really makes it feel like it responds more realistically than standard silicone dildos. Get one in a flesh tone, warm it up in a water bath, pop on some M4F stuff in your earbuds, and hug a pillow while you use it. The bf weekend.
>>33387760I was never able to use tampons, they freaked me out way too much
>>33387747I have literally never had raw dick before, and sex is still amazing to me. I doubt it's THAT much of a difference.
>>33387742>Very few men can properly do aftercare.Can you give us a couple tips? Consider it a freebie for the moids?
It would be a net good for the world.
Please?
>>33387759I prefer picking one location and spend the entire stay there. You get a better feel for the culture that way. And you can always go back to a different part of the country.
>>33387768She probably just has autism
They're spergy about random texture bullshit
>>33387738You cannot hear from inside.
You can hear everyones thru the door not just me, I've listened tgru my own door at 10 which is where I set it and it is barely audible but sometimes you get that highlander ahit where its mad quiet till they start yelling
>>33387758>girl showing off her pussy to me >tfw you will never have this Iโm sorry who is the cuck? Lmao
>years of trauma have left me with vaginismus
>years of trauma have also made me very wet when people condescend me
>"it feels like I'm taking your virginity every time"
I guess my misfortunes have served me well.
>>33387768I had raw sex last night you are missing out and retarded
State gender
Do you have opinions on people who were adopted? Would you date someone who is adopted?
>>33387773Texture matters a lot for dildos, but with dick I focus way less on it. Also stop calling people autistic ITT.
>>33387772So, what's the pick? Firenze? Milano? Roma? I spent a week one year in Trieste with a different gf and had a blast.
>>33387761>AtlantaFirst ep was p funny
So was boondocks and they really throw that word around
>>33387712I like pen, paper and minis. If I see a table with a built in monitor as battle map Iโm out.
What is your set up?
>>33387784F
Not really any opinions or assumptions.
>Would you date someone who is adopted?Yeah.
>>33387759Monteriggioni
Portofino
Castellina in Chianti
>>33387781Well I had a toy orgy last night so fuck you.
>>33387777>i cum to words on a screen Leftover women are real
>>33387784Literally free real estate to manipulate and psyop as I wish yes please
>>33387768It really is that much of a difference. Raw dick is like a revelation.
>>33387777Misfortunate life maybe bot fortuitous digits
>>33387795Donโt reply to me creep
>>33387798That makes it sound intimidating. Also what if he accidentally finishes too soon?
>>33387776I will never have that regardless of if you post it or not. All youre doing is presenting me photographs of your gf for me to masturbate to. Thanks for the free fap material buddy.
>>33387784>opinions on people who were adopted?Idk really, just seen annie and cinderella, I guess they like cleaning a lot?
>>33387750Anon, I don't feel comfortable around my father. An when he comes, I would be counting the seconds till he leaves. Now that we're all grown up, he wonders why we don't hug him, we don't kiss him,.. and I feel sorry that this is the relationship I have with the man who brought me to this world, and I'm sure I'll be sad and that I'll cry when he dies... But this is the relationship he garnered with us. I wish I had a father I can hug and say to I love you, but I don't and I'll carry that void, that regret... long after he's gone. Does this sound like a relationship that other people should have too?
>>33387800Bitch you're the one who (You)d me.
>>33387793Nice picks! Monteriggioni and Castellina in Chianti would be close to each other, so not too much time wasted in transit.
>>33387636https://youtu.be/6xHCaCwz4SQ?si=qT4Wtfjor1Efxeku
are women wearing these big ahh headphones so men don't approach them? They all have them!
>>33387785Why? Stupid autist.
>>33387784M
Don't have any opinion.
>>33387801You should already be so horny when he pushes inside of you that you both cum after about two minutes of that.
Everything i do, i imagine he is there with me, talking to me. Is this love? Delusion? Grief?
>>33387773Autism is a dysgenic trait, trying to romanticize it makes you a simp
>>33387807They called me fat last time and said no arm should have that much hair.
No thanks
>>33387809Yes, thats why I picked them. There is so many very pretty places in that region.
>>33387730>>33387745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVn2HSHW1aI&ab_channel=eltoro
>>33387807Let me cutoff circulation for a bit so the veins pop
>>33387784I dated a girl who was adopted and she was super lovely x
>>33387811I hate the little ones that people shove into their ear holes. And it has nothing to do with men, it's for my comfort.
>femanon convinced JH to embrace her lesbo side
>femanon about to convince JH to take it raw
I donโt know who she is but she just might be or biggest ally
>>33387812Fuck you.
>>33387815No, I meant like what if he doesn't pull out in time?
>>33387818Im literally insulting the bitch retard. I hate autistic women, I'm glad they suffer
>>33387745I think people should start saying "Eat shit or die" instead
>>33387827nta, but you ok?
>>33387826Then you get the thing you seem obsessed with?
>>33387826>pull out in time wdym pull out? pumping deep inside of me is the crowning glory of it all
>>33387826>waaah fuck you Lol stupid autist
>>33387803This post is soo going in my YT channel fucking LOL
>>33387806Okay, but go ahead crash out dude
>>33387825First of all I wasn't CONVINCED of anything. I chose to explore my own feelings.
Second, I can't afford to get pregnant before I'm sure everything is in place for them to be happy and healthy. So no raw dick until then, regardless of how great it may or may not be.
>>33387784Male
No problem for me. Adoption is super cool and 4chan is the only place where it's "cucked" to say this.
I might have found a racist cute voice gf on duolicious wish me luck anons
>>33387764Thanks that's interesting
Femanons whats your hair look like? Are you cute?
>>33387831I'm in a better mood now
Chud came over me
moids and foids whats the best sex position and why? still thinking what position i should go for my first time tonight.
>>33387838>the dysgenics have started dating each other God this is the best psy op ever
>>33387832I don't want a baby just because I selfishly want one. It'd be fucked up to risk having a kid at a bad time which could possibly impact their whole future.
>>33387833Are you on bc then?
And again, I doubt it actually feels that good physically. I'll concede it's probs a mental thing that's great, though.
>>33387836Donโt worry, Iโm on your side. Iโm actively trying to prevent you from taking dick. Hence why I made that post for you argue with.
>>33387835>Okay, but go ahead crash out dudeI'm not gonna crash out, because this isn't something new that I discovered as I typed that comment. I'm just explaining how human emotions work, because it seems you're devoid of that and you need basic emotions explained to you.
>>33387807Theyโre girly
>>33387842M
prone bone is the best, it's like doggystyle but even better for her
>>33387842Personally I prefer doggy because itโs the most primal and psychologically damaging position to the woman you are having sex with, you basically own her
>>33387842Sit on her leg and put her other leg over your shoulder
>>33387851Yeah, trimmed my nails and shaved the hair today. It's not usually that neat or fancy.
>>33387842M: missionary, with her ankles over your shoulders. You get a full view, excellent angle for deep penetration, and it feels amazing both both parties.
>>33387839Happy to help. I wouldn't get so hung up on "realism", though. My current favorite toys are very unrealistic in shape, texture, color, etc. It adds to the fun, and wanting a pretend dick will only lead to disappointment.
>>333878403C shoulder length dark brown curls. Sexy, not cute.
>>33387848Nothing can prevent me from taking dick. It's inevitable.
>>33387842My preference is cowgirl, missionary, or lotus. I like to look at her.
>>33387842M
Missionary is the classic for a reason. My favorites are lotus because itโs incredibly intimate and prone bone because you can generate a lot of power and watching her butt ripple from hips smacking together is a visual treat
>>33387809to add, the hot springs in saturnia are comfy too
just donโt put long hair in the water, lol
learned this one the hard way
>>33387849Whoโs daddyโs little girl lmao
Anyone else just having a fucking awful Saturday rn
I made some sick food earlier and tried to play nerdy tabletop game with my housemates... couldn't get into it they kept laughing at me... fuck those fucking cunts, gonna sleep now to svoif the mandem....
I'm just gonna sleep now. I hate living with other ppl but I'm a poor fucking failure in life.
Goodnight lovelies xoxo
men and women, thoughts on ugly women who still put effort into their appearance? do you think they should?
>>33387759Early September? Either Bolzano and the surrounding area, or Turin and surrounding towns like Saluzzo, Cuneo, Asti. Or a beach holiday on the Amalfi coast
>>33387842F. PRONE. Get to feel the guy's weight on me when he crashes down into me, it hits the best angles regardless of how big he is, and it gives me a chance to rest my legs after squatting on his dick for half an hour.
>>33387863We visited Pitigliano last trip, not far from Saturnia.
>>33387807No. Last time somebody said
>um how old are you?I have ugly old man hands
>>33387865Tomorrow's another day.
>>33387872Not white. Jewish
>>33387811I get interrupted more with big headphones, I think guys see AirPods and are more hesitant, I might be talking to my bf. Nothing scares guys more than another guy
>>33387866M. I'm ugly and try to put effort, so yeah.
>>33387873pitigliano is wonderful too, yes
>>33386469 (OP)Why are most women so ugly?
If most women were hot there would be no incels.
There would be enough hot girls for everyone.
But most girls are ugly.
>>33387871Bad girls get branded with ENTJ
>>33387742>>33387769Femanon. Answer please
>>33387866Your definition of ugly is not my definition of ugly. If you're not fat then there's a 99% chance that you're not ugly, so go ahead and put in whatever effort you want.
>>33387883I donโt trust ugly people because they have negative thoughts and itโs a red flag
>>33387857>shaved my hands and armsJesus Christ
>>33387864I now understand what "a pic you can smell" means.
>>33387842M
Missionary with her legs on my shoulders
>>33387883How does that work.
>>33387870I love the Dolomites! Haven't been up there in years. I remember visiting the ANRI woodcarving town, like the absolute tourist I am.
>>33387899Meant for this asshole
>>33387864
>>33387842Idk I'll just do whatever comes natural my first time
>>33387807>inb4 what happenedaccident with fireworks, 7 years ago. Just hide my hand all the time. Became very good at it, no one ever knows.
How come only white ppl post selfies here?
>>33387884Reformed cutters make very devoted gfs. Much recommended.
>>33387880>Nothing scares guys more than another guyCompetition is healthy, I literally stole some skinny Asian cucks hot gf at a nightclub once and he didnโt do shit lmao
>>33387842M. Lateral is great, but it takes practice.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_coital_position
>>33387907Rock on brother kek
>>33387876Thanks anon and you're so sweet but all I see ahead is darkness and despair. I will talk in a few hours after sleeping. Xx Some of us have nothing to love for. I really realise this now. Some of is are genetic rejects who need to fucking die.
>>33387908what do you think?
>>33387784F
My opinion is that more people should be adopting. Infertility rates are going down yet we have a surplus of kids.
I would date someone who is adopted and Iโm going to adopt
>>33387884One day, probably too late, you will realize you can't make yourself bigger by beating on little fish
You are pathetic
>>33387894I said nothing about arms you retard. And yeah, I'm way hairier than any man I know, gotta trim a bit every once in a while.
>>33387908Black and brown people dont become incels and never end up on atoga in the first place
Save for entj
>>33387907I fucking hate seeing the date written that way. If it wasnโt for the timestamp and fingernail (or lack thereof) Iโd accuse you of being a fake.
Dominant hand or non dominant?
>>33387908Minorities are not welcome (despite the fact that most of us are minorities)
>>33387918Bullies always win welcome to the real world nerd
>>33387907Damn, sorry that happen
>>33387824so are we all in agreement that airpods were a detriment to mankind as a whole?
>>33387807Don't wanna. Last time someone said my hand looked like clay.
>>33387913Diabolical
>>33387908Iโll post fit pics once in a while, even posted my face once
>she still has me as a close friend on instagram
I guess she actually doesn't hate me :D. Not gonna open it tho so she thinks I died and will reach out to me to check in
>>33387708"No. Have you?"
>>33387807My brethren are not getting enough attention for it, so why bother? Porn brained goonettes.
>>33387926Funny how you used to pretend you didn't need this place, but it turns out you need it even more than people originally thought you did kek
>>33387907During an internship, I had a coworker missing two fingers and I didn't notice until like 2 months into it
>>33387907Kinda dope actually
>>33387931Huh
>>33387919You're too ambitious. Consider investing in a pair of shorts that doesn't looked washed out. That might be a more viable goal for you.
>>33387942Had a coworker that was missing her arm from the elbow. Didn't notice until she used her stump to hold things.
>>33387937Not one foid has given a compliment or said any of these hands look like a good necklace. They really do hate us :/
>>33387769>Can you give us a couple tips?I shall assist, since I'm in my "not hating moids" arc.
Firstly, it's highly dependent on the woman and the type of sex you're having, especially if it is counterintuitive to some other facet of her beliefs and personality. Example, I'm a very dominant person in my daily life and have a hard time giving control to others and trusting others' decision-making. But when my fiancรฉe and I have sex, I often surrender to her and this conflicts with my identity outside of the bedroom. It's her responsibility to make me feel secure and comfortable after the fact. So it starts even before sex, building that trust for someone to be completely vulnerable, and carries through to after sex when you reassure them both emotionally and physically.
Secondly, orgasms can be very intense for us. On both a physiological and emotional level. That's not including any sort of overstimulation like the other person was talking about. Think of it like an adrenaline rush, where after the fact you are all nerves, your stomach is in knots, and you don't know what to do with all those feelings. It's your responsibility to bring your partner back down, and there are various soothing techniques you can learn like how to touch them or what words of affirmation to provide. Shit, some even like being lazily stimulated as they ease down from their orgasm.
Thirdly, time. I think one thing about sex men don't really get is time. Whereas for women, and lesbians especially, we understand the important of time and patience. I used to joke about how lesbian sex is two hours long because it's 50 minutes of foreplay, 10 minutes of sex, and an hour of aftercare. It can take time, even if the sex itself is short.
Lastly, learn her body language. Sometimes we don't know our own selves, and what we think we want isn't always what we need. I'm guilty of this myself.
>>33387788>So was boondocksRiley is my motherfuckin nigga. I'd adopt him in a heartbeat.
>>33387925dominant. I still use it, but I learned how to do things with my left hand, just in case!
>>33387927thanks, I learned to live with it. it is what it is :)
I can do everything, so it could be worse. Just looks creepy ( I think, people aren't ever that honest irl, so Idk for sure).
>>33387942many such cases. I think most people don't pay attention to details, and we also become good at hiding it, sleight of hand type of deal I guess.
Had a close friend, and she waited until the end of Uni to ask me if it had been an accident of if I was born with it lol.
>>33387903I haven't been yet but it's on my list. The region looks so pretty and I'd love to see Otzi the ice man. I had to google, do you mean Santa Cristina? It looks cute
>>33387954What words of affirmation work on you?
>>33387807There you go fedโฆ
Be gentle
Iโve been told (by women) that my hands are perfect and that I should be a hand model. Youโre not getting a pic for freee
>>33387928No. They are so good
Do girls like squeezing their bf/gf's head with their thighs?
I had a thought: Moid makeup. Contouring and accenting hands, shoulders and clavicles.
>>33387964The noise-cancelling ones are amazing if you fly often.
>>33387840>Femanons whats your hair look like?3B
Picrel, but not me
>>33387842>whats the best sex position and why?Missionary, objectively, but I don't really like it.
>>33387908>How come only white ppl post selfies here?I neither want, nor need, validation or vitriol from a bunch of racists.
>>33387958>What words of affirmation work on you?She'll often tell me how proud of me she is, how much she depends on me, and how much she admires and relies on my strength. I've honestly cried a few times and it has been very therapeutic.
>>33387967>Contouring and accenting hands, shoulders and clavicles.300 already did this with abs.
>>33387954Holy shit a well thought out effort post.
Thank you dearly femanon o7
>bad bitch ceo by day, hardcore sub by nightMany such cases, very easy to sus out really
>soothing techniques This is what Iโm most interested in learning.
In my experience calling them a good girl after they cum does wonders. As does gently stroking their face or hair.
>lazy stimmingIโm always torn between staying hilt deep or pulling out and gently rubbing her clit with the head of my dick
>1 hour of aftercareNow this seems like a good golden nugget to remember
>what we think we want isnโt always what we needI learned this one when I called an enby a good girl but I need more tools in my repertoire.
Someone say it so I can do the thing
M
How do I look LESS intimidating in spite of having rbf? I feel like I inadvertently push people away because of that
>>33387969Good girl. I'm so proud of you for posting. You're such a strong poster.
>>33387956>just in caselmao, imagine setting off another firework in the same hand
>learned to do things with my left handSo would you say your are mildly ambidextrous?
>>33387972Do it. Entrophy devours our time just like the wyrm devours the roots of the tree of life. DO IT NOW
>>33387954>Firstly, it's highly dependent on the woman and the type of sex you're having, especially if it is counterintuitive to some other facet of her beliefs and personality. Example, I'm a very dominant person in my daily life and have a hard time giving control to others and trusting others' decision-making. But when my fiancรฉe and I have sex, I often surrender to her and this conflicts with my identity outside of the bedroom. It's her responsibility to make me feel secure and comfortable after the fact. So it starts even before sex, building that trust for someone to be completely vulnerable, and carries through to after sex when you reassure them both emotionally and physically.>Secondly, orgasms can be very intense for us. On both a physiological and emotional level. That's not including any sort of overstimulation like the other person was talking about. Think of it like an adrenaline rush, where after the fact you are all nerves, your stomach is in knots, and you don't know what to do with all those feelings. It's your responsibility to bring your partner back down, and there are various soothing techniques you can learn like how to touch them or what words of affirmation to provide. Shit, some even like being lazily stimulated as they ease down from their orgasm.Women are too much in their own head.
>>33387975People told me that having a haircut that emphasizes and wearing light colored clothes made me look more approachable.
>>33387979No, the stars must align. They must.
>>33387967M
Iโve always been of the opinion that men do need to start wearing some makeup or atleast consider doing so. There is a very obvious gap in the market where you could sell moid makeup for an extraordinary mark up. It would hit roughly the same demographic that the dude wipes and manly yogurt stuff hits. Guys already purchase feminine products that get dolled up by turning it hyper masculine like skincare and beard care stuff.
Iโm too stupid to understand why companies have failed to break into this niche.
>>33387980Last time I saw people posting pictures of themselves, moids posted like 10 and foids refused to post any single thing (nobody asked for anything sexual). So yeah, lmao.
>>33387980women never return the favor
>>33387985>dude wipes and manly yogurtThe fuck?
>>33387988Such niggardly renegers, women.
>>33387980Foids, won't you post feet?
You know that's what the handposters really crave.
>>33387939Which one and when will it stop
>>33387969>She'll often tell me how proud of me she is, how much she depends on me, and how much she admires and relies on my strength.Would a man telling you this elicit a similar effect? Iโd omit the โhow much I depend on youโ part though. I can see how the rest would make you feel on top of the world however
fuck i think im a homosexual
Men will never understand how hard it is to poop with a period cup in
>>33387969>She'll often tell me how proud of me she is, how much she depends on me, and how much she admires and relies on my strength. I've honestly cried a few times and it has been very therapeutic.You need to be told how strong and brave you are after sex?
Jesus just nut the fuck up.
>>33387984Do not wait for the stars to align, that's impossible. Instead, realise that there are no stars.
>>33387983well my hairs blond and I like light blue and white shirts
nobody's ever told me I look "unapproachable" but I sure feel that way
And looking in the mirror I think, "oh that's why"
Women, do you want a man?
>>33387995>Which oneThe latter two for sure. Possibly the first one as well.
>when will it stopI have no idea. But I feel for you.
>>33388000Which handposter turned you gay
>>33388001Luckily not. But now that you mention that, I wonder how many women know how it is to poop with a 9cm cyst in your ass, infected because of a hair.
I can't believe I fell asleep while playing videogames, what the fuck I'm old.
controversial but if a man is still thinking about an ex from 3+ years ago heโs a red flag. Cut him off. He has to heal
Women,
What's the fastest way for a man to convince you that his love is true?
>>33388007no, I already have one
>>33388009Am i crazy? Why canโt I feel or be normal?
>>33388016do things for me that inconvenience him
>>33388019Grief does that.
>>33387990Flushable wipes and yoplait for men
>>33388012I can't fall asleep without absolute darkness so idk how other zoomers fall asleep watching TV or YouTube.
>>33388007>Women, do you want a man?Got plenty, thanks.
>>33388024lol, I remember the yoghurt male meme
>>33388024>Powerful Yogurtlol
>>33388011Yea that sounds worse
Iโm never shaving my ass or getting a Brazilian wax ever
>>33388016with his actions. I dont mean sex. I once had a guy worship me with words but his actions did not align with his words. He actually hated me and used me to feel good with his ego.
if you want to show a woman you love her it has to be with actions.
>>33388025Shit, I can doze off in any position and environment. I've fallen asleep while standing and almost fell over
>>33388015not my fault yall cant measure up to >her
>>33387807They're extremely skinny and veiny. I'm also self-conscious about being a wristlet. Someone would surely turn it them into a meme.
>>33388028>>33388029Dude wipes are pretty successful but man yogurt failed for what I think are pretty obvious reasons
>>33388030>Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets.I like this. I should follow this advice more.
This is the worst shit Iโve ever taken in my life and Iโm in a public toilet with no bidet pleasesomeone just come put me down like a horse with a bum leg
>>33388024>Powerful Yogurt Unless that yougurt is beef jerky teriyaki Iโm out
>>33388031Up to you. But if you start to feel a bump that sometimes oozes push and get a fever, know that "interesting" days await you.
>>33388023Why am i greiving something i never had
>>33388041Yeah, itโs speaks to me. Iโve started doing a lot more shit because of it. Iโm still mentally unwell but at least I can do things I want to once in a while.
>>33388047>Unless that yougurt is beef jerky teriyakiThe physical revulsion I felt imagining the taste and texture of said product cannot be put into words.
>>33388037what makes her so special? bet you made her up in your head. she is a concept. delusial moid
>>33388056Stick to strawberry mango cinnamon you panzy
>>33388053Because you wanted it.
>at least I can do things I want to once in a whileGlad to hear that.
>>33387970>Many such cases, very easy to sus out reallyWhat are you implying?
>As does gently stroking their face or hair.Those are soothing techniques.
>>33387976>Good girl. I'm so proud of you for posting. You're such a strong poster.Fuck you, I'm back on my moid-hating arc.
>>33387982>Women are too much in their own head.You say this, but I can revert a grown man back into a little boy by affirming him that way. Men bottle up so much of their emotions that they're cataclysmic when they finally get released.
>>33387998>Would a man telling you this elicit a similar effect?Were we in a similar situation, yes.
>>33388002>You need to be told how strong and brave you are after sex?Meanwhile you just nut and leave, which is why you're miserable and will never know what love actually is because you're an emotionally-stunted child without a proper father figure.
Women
What am I doing here?
>>33388056Whatโs wrong with yogurt having meat chunks in it :/ Thirdlings love that shit, you could even make a curry lamb flavour
>>33388070looking for sparks
epic
md5: dece7a1bb5aa28215e5e73bdea4a6496
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>>33388047>Unless that yougurt is beef jerky teriyaki Iโm outAnd what about Bacon Yogurt? DAE just LOOOOOOOVE BACON??
>>33388070you want to socialize, but don't have friends
>>33388074No, not kosher.
>>33388068How many men have you been with?
>>33388074You could make a maple bacon one, yes. Iโm sure thatโs already been done too
Iโm thinking bigger here with meat yogurts here, greek big
Moids
You have to marry a pornstar, who are you choosing?
>>33388068>Those are soothing techniques.Yeah, I know. I need more techniques please.
>What are you implying?Nothing really, it's what it says on the tin. Generally strong willed women LOVE the opportunity to soft and taken care of. They get tired of having to keep up their usual mental fortitude and being able to let yourself go and be vulnerable with someone special is nice. Its not that complicated.
>>33388068>You say this, but I can revert a grown man back into a little boy by affirming him that way. Men bottle up so much of their emotions that they're cataclysmic when they finally get released.Really? How would you do that?
>>33388068>You say this, but I can revert a grown man back into a little boy by affirming him that way. Men bottle up so much of their emotions that they're cataclysmic when they finally get released.That's because millennial men are the bitchiest people on the planet.
>>33388071Beef teriyaki just sounds horrid. Lamb curry might have a market though
goddamn it i fell asleep again
a went to a fair and there were so many girls way cuter and skinnier than me, i felt so fucking ugly
i wish i had a 20" waist, button nose, and big eyes
>>33388091The teriyaki blends with the yogurt so it mainly tastes like teriyaki, the key thing going on here is that itโs also a tapioca
>>33388098Could you settle for button eyes?
>>33388064Why canโt i have what i want
>>33388016Not fastest, but once, on a local tv show, there was this woman who talked about her husband. She said when she got cancer she used to throw up a lot and her husband would sometimes be caught off guard so he would instinctively put out the palms of his hands to throw up in. The act itself is stupid, but that man definitely is a keeper and that woman is richer than she thinks.
>>33388083someone retired
my ex just made my dog his profile photo on facebook. why are moids like this? we broke up 2 months ago. fuck does this mean hes a narcissist?
>>33388098What is your question for the opposite gender?
>>33388113Boys would you date me? Or am i too worthless for even sex?
>>33388111He never loved you: he only cared about your dog.
>>33388114How would I know? I know nothing about you.
>>33388114Would you go to the opera with me, or would that bore you?
>>33388114I have no information to make that determination.
>>33388115fuck i knew it, narcissistic asshole who only loved my dog. how can i tell him to take off that photo?
>>33388081>How many men have you been with?Two
>>33388086>Really? How would you do that?Pretty much the same way. Men don't really know what it's like to be taken care of and not judged for being vulnerable.
>>33388090>That's because millennial men are the bitchiest people on the planet.Says the what? Genetics Z?
>>33388116>>33388119okay well you know what my boobs look like
>>33388118sure
>>33388124No no no no no no anything but that
>>33388114I would fuck you until I put a baby in you.
Then I'll still fuck you, just more gently.
>>33388120Nta, but why does it bother you he likes your dog? You broke up, not him and the dog.
>>33388057I didnt, I cherish every day I spent with her, and I will forever
>>33388120"Hey, you made my dog your profile pic after we broke up. That's not cool. Change it."
>>33388125>okay well you know what my boobs look likeI am not up to date on that info, but that's still nothing to go on
>>33388083Shrooms Q, Demi Hawks, Kenzie Reeves
>>33388083any of these
Belladonna
Kira Noir
Gabby Carter
Shinoda Yuu
Elena Koshka
Just had a really, really good poop.
You have five minutes to ask me anything before the clairvoyance fades away.
>>33388131it bothers me tf out because its MY dog. Why does he want it as a pfp. Is he retarded?
Men who would you feel if women came like guys, just out of their vagina?
>>33388083I don't know of any names, nor care to look. So I chose solitude.
>>33388083the richest one so I can divorce her asap and take the money
>>33388132oh shot anon watch out your future gf might hate you for that.
>>33388134Sounds like you think im ugly but are trying to not hurt my feelings
>>33388083Kim Kardashian
Let me hit it and quit it and get that alimony.
>>33388148she sat the bar very high
Women,
Is it a red flag if a grown-ass man eats jello for dessert? It's sugar free, tasty, fun, and it's not like I'm smoking crack or something.
>>33388125Actually never got to see the picture.
>>33388073But they just burn out in empty space. Nothing ever catches fire.
>>33388153in what way did she? was she like wifey material or some shit? how can a woman set such high bar?
>>33388142Yeah, it's your dog. But if you co-lived, then that dog was his friend too.
Besides, why do you relate the dog pfp thing to him loving you or not, if this is truly just about "why are you using my dog's pic as your pfp" and not an excuse to talk to your ex again, or try to let out some steam because you're still hurt you're not together anymore?
>>33388138Major Arcana that represents my immediate future
im so desperate for a boyfriend i think i would date an abusive man if it meant i didnt feel ugly and unloved. If he hits me its probably my fault anyways so
>>33388154You better make a huge bowl that you keep in the fridge and eat with a spoon like a real man and it better be red or green not electric retard blue you fucking child
>>33388159itโs fucking retarded and it bothers me. We never lived together. He did take care of my dog a few times but itโs just weird behavior kind if creepy shit
>>33388114Is she more attractive than you?
>>33388162I know a but about tarot, but not that much, what does it mean?
>>33388161There's a Canadian Somali who recently got a divorce, maybe that's the guy you're looking for.
>>33388151Think what you will, I have no thoughts on how ugly or not you are.
>>33388143Women do do that, squirting, and I don't really like it
>>33388161i need a failing marriage
Hey, what did you find in my junk email, nick?
Women, how do you find men?
>>33388151It sounds like you will never be happy. You want us to call you pretty but nobody has seen your face, so you want us to lie or hallucinate. You want to be complimented but you have nothing worth complimenting. Posting boobs didn't turn you into a cool girl, they only made you look like a pathetic needy whiny retard. The more you post, the worse it gets for you. You'll never be happy if you keep using this website the way you're using it now.
>>33388174Women would rather just share men.
>>33388167Literally nothing. The tarot cards were used for playing various games from the Renaissance up until the late eighteenth century, when a French asshole who'd caught the "Egyptian" craze proclaimed the tarot deck to be as Egyptian as things could get, and thence the idea of tarot cards being used for telling fortunes began. Chartomancy is a recent fad.
>>33388165I'm not gonna defend the dog pfp because I personally wouldn't do it, though I might've understood if he had a strong bond with the dog, but it doesn't seem like it. If he doesn't have a tie with the dog, then he might've used the pic because he thinks people like dogs and would make him seem approachable as a consequence. Loser behavior, but not creepy imo.
Still, "narcissistic asshole who only loved my dog" is a crazy sentence and makes it sound like you're competing with your dog for this man. You're clearly still not over him and you still want him to care about you. You can tell him to take off the pfp, but he might ignore you and that would be embarrassing. My opinion, let him be the loser who uses other people's dog pictures all he wants. He doesn't change anything for you.
>>33388167The traditional scene is modeled after Christian imagery of the Resurrection and Last Judgment. An angel is depicted among the clouds blowing a great trumpet, from which hangs the flag of St. George, which references the 1 Corinthians 15. A group of resurrected people (man, woman, and child) of sallow complexion stand, arms spread, looking up at the angel in awe. The Sleeping Dead are emerging from crypts or graves, calling back to the Revelation 20, where the sea gives up its dead. There are snow-covered mountains in the background indicating a winter theme, similar to The Hermit, as a symbolical ending.
>>33388184I know, just curious.
>>33388190I also know what the card itself it's supposed to represent. Just wanted to know does it allegedly means when applied to what's to come.
Male anons.. if i was a worm..
>>33388161Are you the femanon that wants to be a tradwife to an abusive husband
>>33388070>What am I doing here?Jerking it to traps.
>>33388182Never really understood why women just don't accept this
Like sharing half a decent guy seems better than being alone
>>33388182Isn't that post proof of the opposite? If she were okay with sharing a guy, why would she look the guy up on the website or feel bad about it?
>Obstetric fistula is a devastating childbirth injury. It most commonly occurs in poor, rural areas in Africa and Asia where women have limited access to emergency obstetric care, such as a C-section. When a woman experiences a prolonged, obstructed labor under these conditions, the constant pressure of the babyโs head on the pelvis restricts blood flow to the soft tissue between the motherโs vagina and her bladder or rectum, leaving holes known as โfistulae.โ These holes cause incontinence.
>Unable to control her urine and/or feces, a woman can also suffer from chronic infections and painful sores. Whatโs more, with too little community understanding of fistula and its causes, a woman can be blamed for her condition and shunned by her neighbors and family.
>Fistula Foundation also treats severe perineal tearsโa childbirth injury similar to fistula that leaves a woman incontinent of feces.
>It is estimated that there are over a million young women that live with untreated obstetric fistula in Asia and sub-Saharan Africa.
>The average direct cost of fistula surgery, including pre- and post-operative care, is $633. The total cost for Fistula Foundation to deliver servicesโincluding all programmatic and administrative expensesโis $1,189 per woman treated. This includes the costs for the surgery, patient identification, transportation and reintegration, awareness raising activities, healthcare provider training, upgrading healthcare facilities, as well as program administration and fundraising activities.
you can spend 1800 on a gaming PC instead of just getting a 400 dollar PC and donating 1400 dollars to an effective charity like this to save one women from this fate
https://www.thelifeyoucansave.org/best-charities/fistula-foundation/
>>33388195I'd feed you to my bird
>>33388195you could live in my intestines
>>33388195You'd probably get nabbed and eaten by the nest of magpies that's in front of my window, sorry.
>>33388195women ask this but refuse to answer "would you still love me if i was exactly the same except 5' tall"
>>33388195You are already a lowly worm.
>>33388194My answer to this question and its implication is that you should read The Undiscovered Self by C.G. Jung.
>>33388195Don't believe his answer unless he's vegan.
https://philosophicalvegan.com/wiki/index.php/NameTheTrait
>>33388200>donating 1400 dollars to an effective charity like this to save one women from this fatedo i get to keep them afterwards?
>>33388174>I never did get my lunch backHe could have got dinner and drinks and a blowjob
>>33388195I'll give you a nice terrarium and make sure it's well kept
>>33388204and lay eggs on my anus at night
>>33388215and eat my poop
>>33388195I'd take you fishing.
>>33388206I know that if i was 5' tall men would love me
>>33388195...I'd cut you in half so there'd be twice as many of you!
<3
>>33388219This is true, short women are the best
>>33388219Not if you bait for attention and then ignore most of the replies.
>>33388195Wormtits or gtfo
>>33388219And once again the question of "Could you love a man who was 5 feet tall" will go unanswered.
>>33388219I'm not sure which is more terrifying, a 5' tall worm or a 5' tall kitten.
The kitten would be cuter but far more likely to savagely murder pounce you curiously wonder why you stopped "playing".
Salad
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>>33388098I like your beady eyes and fridge body though
I wouldn't want you any other way
>>33388195I would swallow you so you could live inside of me.
I'll make sure you bet plenty of apples.
>>33388220Made me sensible chuckle
>see girl laughing and having fun
Yep definitley too young. women in their 20s are too jaded to laugh
>>33388222>short women are the bestSee
>>33387513
I hate sub5โ6 women so much itโs unreal
Women, why would you give a cake like this to your daughter for her birthday?
>>33388212He's got pronouns in his profile
He's probably gay or too much of a respecter of women to have sex with one
>>33388241Because she kept shouting โniggercake niggercake niggercake niggercakeโ
>>33388174This is really, really, mindblowingly pathetic.
>>33388226Would date young Peter Dinklage in a heartbeat.
>>33388245I see somebody has never had his lunch stolen.
2018 was peak /atoga/. Why am I even still here?
>>33388246>just be a celebrity
>>33388216a pinworm won't eat your poop but you can shit her out. you can consider yourself trans and preggo and you give birth to a toilet baby: a pinworm
and if you have hemorrhoids, you can get periods too
>>33388249What was better about 2018? Car washes and shock collars?
>>33388173I should leak your email you little shit. ANSWER ME FAGGIT.
>>33388248That is awkward middle schooler level behavior, fucking embarrassing from an adult.
>>33387416>Women, what one trick do men not know that would instantly make them better at sex?https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/jul/20/best-sex-tips-from-women
>>33388251I said "young". When he was still unknown.
>>33388245Pretty sure it's a scam
>>33388262Will you be encouraging him to choose a different career?
>>33388237>women in their 20s are too jaded to laughAn easy laugh is definitely one of the most attractive traits a woman can have.
>"Opposites attract, right? So, you you might get on with your partner because she's very different to you. Maybe she likes different music, etc... But I think if she's got a different sense of humor than you? ....fuck that."
>>33388259Is he still emailing? I must have gotten kicked off the list
>>33387416Cardio, drink water, eat fruits and veggies more than meats, bathe instead of shower, shampoo and condition, trim and round nails, coq10, magnesium, zinc, ashwaganda, horny goat weed, ginkgo biloba, fenugreek, ginseng, L-arginine, maca, tribulus, yohimbine....
>>33388267The question was if I'd date someone 5'; that's someone I'd date who is 4'6"' even if he was poor, unknown, and likely to stay that way.
>>33388276That's rather more than one.
>>33388277>poor, unknown, and likely to stay that way.You choose him because you know that he won't stay that way.
Ghey
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>>33388274He wanted a peak at my passwords and google cucked him for me.
>>33388276>horny goat weedWhat about something sciencey like nitric oxide precursors and flushing niacin? Endothelial health is erectile health.
>>33388276It'll be 153 dollas ma'am.
>>33388280>You choose him because you know that he won't stay that way.I choose him because he was hot.
>>33388174Idk why we're not calling this what it is: golddigging behavior. These women aren't desperate for men, they can meet 10 if they choose to. They want RICH men, or more precisely, they want those men's monies.
>>33388281People trust Google with their passwords?
>>33387417Solid review
Looks interesting
>>33388288There's nothing wrong with women wanting to be financially taken care of.
>>33388291What's google gonna do? Continue to advertise to me while I ignore it?
>>33388294There's something wrong with approaching someone because you want them to finance their life. This is scummy behavior and I will not defend JUST because the other party is a man or a rich man. And desu what do these women offer? Isn't true that in most cases they're average looking, no talent, no money, and a high body count?
Whenever Im stressed my gf wants to talk to me about it until im not stressed or she wants to hug me or kiss me, but for me that doesnt help.
When I tell her that she feels angry and offended and gets mad.
I know shes just trying to help but how else can I explain to her that what shes doing in that moment doesnt make me feel better?
Do any non-nigger men actually like when women twerk? Why do women continue to do that unattractive ghetto dance? It's like I get the male version of the ick anytime an otherwise attractive woman does that.
>>33388303If she's not open to the posibility that she may have to do something else to make you feel better, it's difficult. Maybe try saying that you need time alone.
>>33388284>What about something sciencey like nitric oxide precursorsCovered that.
>and flushing niacin?Um, that's a negative reaction, not like.. a thing.
>>33388302There's nothing wrong with approaching anyone for anything, if that's what they're looking for in a partner. People filter for hobbies, values, body types. Lifestyle and financial security is no different.
What these women offer these men could be anything, it's not up to you to decide if that's "worth it" to the men they're going for.
>>33388310Two kinds of niacin are sold on the market: flushing and non-flushing. The non-flushing niacin is a time-release pill, but the flushing niacin makes it all available at once, which gives you the flushing reaction (basically feels like the worst sunburn you ever had, plus a runny nose and a lot of itching). Men take the flushing kind when working out in the gym, to improve blood flow (1500mg/day for a few weeks can help massively with ED), and to lower cholesterol.
>>33388303I have someone in the family like that. You tell them I'm not in the mood to talk, or I just want to be left alone for a bit, I just need some space, I feel like shit and I don't want to take that out on someone else nor do I have the social stamina to be cheerful and mind my tone and your feelings... and they'll get angry and make it about themselves. And they LOVE guilt tripping you, being all like I have been trying to make you laugh, I have been trying to make you feel better... talk about it like they're doing you a great service. This person would even start to cry if I don't get back to my cheery self in like 5 or 10 minutes of them trying and will turn it into an argument and ask me to apologize
And till this day this person can't get over themselves and wonder why I don't want anything to do with them
>>33388303Have you tried telling her what she can do to help you instead? Because right now, you're kinda just telling her she's failing.
Women what are some subtabtial things that make a guy dateable to you?
That means things that arent icks
How do you meet hot chicks at a concert
Just drink and let it happen?
>>33388326Its over if you arent a normie
>>33388309TIme alone is what works best for me. Now that we are in a relationship she feels that time alone shouldnt be necessary because there's another person in your life you can open up to.
I get what shes saying on a high level, but there are some issues i just dont need to her to hug and kiss me about
>>33388324I tell her basically what
>>33388323 said, but she also tends to react in the same way as what he said too. I tell her, I just need some time alone or that I will proess it in my own way, and that she doesnt have to do anything. She will tell me "im trying to help and you're being being mopey, I dont like it"
>>33388303Validate her efforts. Tell her you appreciate that she's trying to help and you love her very much, and you're grateful that she's there for you. It's just that what would really help make you feel better is xx because you need xx to help you xx. It doesn't mean you don't ever want to talk to her about it, just not in the moment. And it's not because of her, it's just how you process things
>>33388327For my sake let's say I'm a normie
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>take a shower incel!!1!!! that's why women don't want you!!!!
I love this shit repeated ad nauseam by normgroids, As an incel myself I shower and use perfume everyday. It's funny as I worked as a tattoo artist for a time, and half the stacies that came for butterflies on their back smelt like sweat and like they haven't showered in days.
Women are gross but they get zero shit for it since all these testosterone-ridden brutes don't care and just go and fuck them regardless
>>33388318Spoken like a gold digger.
Btw, gold digger, people can do anything you want. You have a comprehension problem because I didn't say they can't do that. Clearly many women filter by wealth. I'm saying I think it's immoral to date someone just for their money. Especially when the men in question don't know that (since these gold diggers aren't pretending they're approaching them because of some mistake, not by design).
>>33388328She sounds a little emotionally retarded then. If this is the only problem in the relationship, could you just accept her attempts to make you feel better? Surely the extra affection doesn't make you feel worse.
>>33388319Idk. Risk vs reward seems like a small window and I think men should listen to their body. You can experiment, but be safe about it. Ok? We love you.
>>33388219kek another one dodges the question
>>33388325Like things that aren't icks or things that are yums [negative icks]?
>>33388335If he can't sus out a woman who is solely looking to date his wallet, that's his fault and his problem. He's a willing victim.
>>33388335anything they want*
are pretending*
>>33388334Holy shit. All these years, you finally posted a new pic. You look even better now, more put together and handsome.
>>33388334You could get a non shit haircut and probably slay, dummy. Go get your eyebrows done too. Yes, you are like 2 things away from having a nice woman.
>>33388341Things that arent
>he picked up a fork in an effeminate way
>>33388342Why. Who are you, anon.
>>33388336Thats not the only issue, but most are related to affection and intimacy. shes severly insecure and needs constant reassurance, so when I dont say something right, or dont use the tone shes expecting she gets worried/upset.
For me its just hard, like if I say "im mad because I tried to fix the lawnmower and made it worse" and shes says "im sorry babe let me kiss you and hug you and tell you you tried your best" i feel infantilzed, like a mother telling her kid everything is ok
>sick today
>feeling okay aside from just being tired and having pain in sinuses
>sitting in my chair watching TV
>all of a sudden I start feeling this tightness in my chest
>start sweating a ridiculous amount of sweat
>stomach feels a little upset
>go sit on the toilet and begin pooping immediately
>feeling lightheaded
>toilet seat is getting slippery from all the sweat
>praying to God that I don't pass out or die on the toilet
>finish pooping and instantly feel better
>feel fine for the rest of the day
What was that about?
>>33388345And more ghosted than ever, 4 times last year
CAT!!
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Male anons, can i get some vibrator recommendations? i went to buy a vibrator but it was $80 so i passed.
>why not ask the other femanons?
Their recommendations would actually have value. I want to laugh
Women how many goats are you worth?
>>33388349Well.. having table etiquette is not effeminate. Infact both sides should judge table etiquette.
>>33388358I'm not from a Sharia law shithole, so I don't know.
>>33388354where you met them
>>33388358I don't want to measure goats.
I want to know how much I cost as a tuna.
>>33388360Its an example
Missing the point
>>33388369I was giving you an example in your example.
>>33388357Sit on the washing machine
>>33388353American moment
>>33388372But then my boobs would jiggle and hurt a lot
>>33388358how am i supposed to know that?
>>33388357Yeah the good ones plug in the wall and are well over $100 now. Battery power just doesn't chug a motor hard enough. You might as well just hit on guys with motorcycles.
(Had one, broke it, no reason to replace)
>>33388357I hear Hitachis are good but idk how you fap with a vcr
>>33388357>frying your clit numb before even losing your virginityI shiggy diggy do dat
>>33388352What do you get out of the relationship?
If the only issue was how she tried to comfort you making you feel infantilized, I would suggest you reframe it in your mind as comfort, whether it's your preferred form or not, because it really does just come from a good place of wanting to support you. The insecurity and need for reassurance is pretty normal for women, but if it drains you severely it may be best to go your separate ways.
>>33388354Not a blue eye in the bunch
>>33388377nta but is that actually a thing? do boobs hurt from jiggling on washing machines? couldn't you wear a sports bra?
>>33388392NTA
But yes, jiggling boobs can hurt when the boobs are big enough.
>>33388395So shouldn't be an issue for femanons?
Sucks to have boobs lol. Glad I'm a moid
When I see that foam
IM IN MY ZONE
>>33388343Go fuck yourself. If a man suspected you're a gold digger, you'd be offended. Second, it's not a man's fault if he believed a woman who pretended to like him, care about him... actually did. If the world worked in your psychopathic way, no one would trust anyone and everyone would just try to fuck over the other next person. We need to believe others function in good faith for society not to collapse. Third, you're looking down on the men you're using... if they're so gullible and stupid, why can't you make that money yourself without whoring your body to men you don't like for money
>>33388399Boob jiggle hurting is an issue for femanons with big titties, not the flatties.
Men what would you do if your wife aging made her stop being attractive to you?
No copout answers like "that would never happen"
>>33388352>>33388328>She will tell me "im trying to help and you're being being mopey, I dont like it"Imagine it the other way.
She's stressed and bothered and you want to help but everything thing you try, she hates.
She wants to help and can't and it's frustrating.
The thing to do is to find a way to make her part of the solution.
I can't stand being touched when I am upset so we learned that I fuck off and be alone for a few minutes and then go hug her.
For a long while the only thing she could do was make sure I had food and let me eat and quietly watch a bit of TV when stressed. That didn't really feel like she was contributing enough to her so she bought me an Xbox for Christmas and I started playing vidya for the first time since Skyward Sword, not counting Dwarf Fortress. I finally got some adequate stress relief and every so often she confirms that it still helps, a.k.a. she still did good.
Alternatively, she could drain your balls thoroughly.
Thatfeeling when you are in your mid twenties and not building a life with any one and just becoming uglier and less appealing by the day and more lonely and incapable of connection
>>33388325if he can handle awkward silence. once i find a guy that doesnt get self conscious or angry at me for wanting to make random blinking constests without explaining a thing, i will have found my husband.
>>33388404When a wife wears out, you just upgrade to a newer model. There are plenty of young co-eds out there.
>>33388404I'd just keep on loving her? I mean sure sex would decline but shit happens i could just blame it on ED (erectile dysfunction not earing disorder)
>>33388404If I loved her I would see her old beauty shining through. If her body became super unattractive I would secretly take a pill for sex. It's not like I would be faking having fun, just faking being able to get it up, nothing wrong with that imo, it would be done with good intentions.
>>33388402You're making a lot of assumptions about me from what seems like a deep-seated insecurity in yourself. Perhaps you doubt both your ability to provide for a family, and ability to find a partner you can trust (no one, because you believe all women are like that) to not go after what little you do have?
Jannies are extremely homosexual.
State gender, thoughts?
>>33388400sucks to have boobs lol. glad im flat
>>33388428M
Never met one
I mean you got to be a bit fruity at least
They're bi curious at best
Guys, he used the M word
@-@
How do I calm down?
>>33388429We can press our flat chests together haha
Is it really just bad luck? There has to be something I can fix? I can be prettier I can get surgeries I can make more money I can do more hobbies I can get smarter just tell me what it is
>>33388404Anything I post in response to this will get weaponized against me later so I will just say that I recognize my wife and see the woman I first met in the woman she is now.
But if that weren't true, sex is important enough to me that I would work to find ways to make the sex attractive, if she wasn't. Like thick buttercream frosting on a carrot cake.
I would work with her to continue to seek sexual pleasure while enjoying our partnership together, whatever it took for us to be happy.
But honestly it wouldn't be difficult. I saw what looked like an elderly Jessica Tandy dressed like a classy 90s goth slut. I surprised myself by thinking "...would".
>>33388404>Men what would you do if your wife aging made her stop being attractive to you?>No copout answers like "that would never happen"I really find it hard to picture that happening. You don't fall in love with just one aspect of a person, but the whole.
You're asking me what I would do if I lost all love for my wife? I don't know what I'd do. Divorce sounds the logical step, but if we can live together well, and we have children, I'd try to make it work, ig.
>>33388436I guess
Some post on a shitpost forum doesn't mean shit translated to real life
>>33386871i'm just concerned for you :(
>>33388434m-mommy?
>>33388400I wish I had a gf with boobs.
>>33388404I don't know. Hope that I managed to find an interesting enough wife that sex is not the only thing in the relationship?
I saw the flattest girl today. She was very pretty
>>33388412Sounds like my kind of weird
>>33388450Shut up shut up shut up
>>33388434morbid obesity?
>>33388385Im still trying to figure that out, she was 1000% more into me when she met me than I was and has consistently seen me as her #1 person even before she knew much about me. if i have to be completely honest right now i feel like this is more of a transactional relationship.
I never saw her that way and I still dont yet. I just see her a person I like spending time with sometimes who nags me and feels insecure around me because im likely autistic and cant figure her out very well.
We've talked about splitting many times but neither of us seem to have the guts to do it.
>>33388408im working on trying to tell her and understand that by not helping shes helping more.
>drain your ballswe dont really have sex and when we do its not enjoyable so sex is not something that factors into this relationship
>>33388450Sheโs gotta be over 18
>>33388455are you a member of the committee?
>>33388434>How do I calm down?Metronome breathing
March methodically
Meditate
Make munchies
Masticate
Masturbate
Murder men
>>33388461she was, maybe it was her clothes but it was like she had nothing there
>>33388462Not for long I have my augmentation scheduled
>>33388404Nobody said escorts yet?
>>33388450Flat girls tend to be prettier than busty girls ime. Big boobs are still nice though
I really am no better than a bitter incel Iโm just a femcel who canโt get anything
>>33388473I am better than a bitter incel because I am not hateful towards everyone.
I am still a loser tho.
>>33388473It must be time to ruin my day
>>33388473what are you trying to get
>>33388460Damn, dude. It sounds like you're just with her because she wanted you, not because you like her and want her back. She's probably that insecure because she's picking up on it. You should break up so she can find someone as into her as she's into them.
>>33388460>by not helping shes helping more.She needs a proactive action to *do* besides leave you alone. That's "not getting in the way" not "helping". She wants to help.
Like with my wife getting me food. I usually get my own food. Her making sure I had good stuff to eat quick wasn't a huge help at all. But it made her feel useful and a part of the process of making me feel better.
"Go away and leave me alone" is not enough to make her feel like she's helping, no matter how you dress it up.
Let her buy you a scented candle to burn while you're fucking off by yourself or something. Let her contribute like a kid stirring cookie batter.
>sex is not something that factors into this relationshipThat seems like an issue that needs addressing at some point later.
>>33388470>Nobody said escorts yet?Not legal in my area unless I video it and put it on the internet.
>>33388487>Let her contribute like a kid stirring cookie batter.is it true that you generally need to treat women like kids (without being condescending)?
Hand holding or pin their hands down before tickle wars?
>mfw I looked up wedding rings again even though I've never even had a girlfriend
This is not good.
At least the expensive ones look way too gaudy so I wouldn't feel too bad about not being able to afford them.
>>33388472The prettiest girls from my school years always had both. They just oozed sex and looked fertile.
The meanest girl (who was mostly nice to me) was completely flat, though. The teacher once drew a circle with a dot in the middle on the board and my friend made a joke that the teacher drew her boobs lmao
>>33388498What's your budget?
>>33388498I've also done that. I fantasize about one day buying a really special ring for a really special woman.
>>33388427>because you believe all women are like that)This has to be satire. You were DEFENDING gold diggers, saying that men should be sussing out gold diggers, and if they fall for it, it's the men's fault. I told you if we tell men their starting assumption should be that the woman with them is actually after their money, and that women should kinda clear out their name, it would make relationships become even more of a hellscape than it is... Yet it is ME who believes every woman is a gold digger? I'm literally taking the standpoint that NOT every woman is a gold digger, that's why you advocating for men to "sus out" as opposed to blaming the people who want to steal these men's money and normalize manipulation.. is a stupid idea
Btw, you just proved my point: you were offended by me calling you a gold digger. That probably means you have ethical objections to gold digging, you're just defending this bs, because it's supposedly liberating and empowering for women to steal men's money. In other words, you're brainwashed by woke bs.
May the Universe never forget that the Bull of Heaven and Cow of Earth are one everywhere I dare to fare.
>>33388496I only do tickle total war. After you're tickle conquered you'll be tickle marched off to tickle forced labor in the tickle mines.
>>33388498>>33388502I took the gf on vacation last summer and bought us some fake wedding rings. We pretended to be married the whole time. It was very hot.
>>33388501I don't actually have a lot of experience with jewellery but the ones I've seen that I liked were between 2 - 6k, which seems reasonable enough. The really expensive ones all seem very big and diamond encrusted to the point where you couldn't even wear them with normal clothing without looking suspiciously underdressed.
She said it just feels inhumane to lose this much
Is singlemothermaxxing the new meta? They are at least nice to men.
>>33388474Iโm not that hateful yet
>>33388480A boyfriend
where do i find single goth chicks
i am such a hopeless romantic
>>33388508>mY gIrLfRiEnD aNd I...kill yourself immediately.
(I'm just jealous)
I want to call a woman Darling or Honey, one day...
>>33388507What products are made in the tickle mines?
>>33388514No man with any self-respect wants anything to do with a single mother. Nobody wants to raise someone else's kid with a woman stupid enough not to be able to keep her baby-daddy.
>>33388498F
I donโt want an ugly expensive ring
>>33388518No, you're an attentionwhore. A romantic doesn't post her tits on 4chan.
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md5: 85c27f96280ba2ae7a76721ec93ca837
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>>33388518How are you spending your Caturday night kitten poster?
>>33388520I call her Darling. When we're on vacation, though, she's Mrs. Anon.
Next March I'm going to make her Mrs. Anon permanently.
>>33388521We keep the mines open for political reasons more than utility, similar to coal.
>>33388526>A romantic doesn't post her tits on 4chan.I'm a romantic. Only the one I love gets pictures of my tits.
>>33388534I don't know what that means
>two cat posters
>one is a 30yo and the other is a 20yo
>both claim to be pure virgins who never touched their flowers before
I don't know, Rick...
>>33388503Sussing out gold-diggers does not mean you go into dating or relationships with the starting assumption that they are a gold-digger. Dating is vetting for a life partner, you go on without expectations and judgements and let people show you who they are - this includes signs of/or traits that you don't want in a partner. Manipulation is already "normalized," as in, it is a very well established trait whether anyone likes it or finds it immoral or not. Such transparent manipulation as the example that started this discussion should absolutely be something anyone could see, and if they choose not to, because of whatever reasons they may have (wanting sex, attention, etc) then yes, they are willing victims.
>you were offendedAgain, you assign feelings and even motivations to me, which is an interesting emotional response.
>>33388520i want to call a man Dear one day..
>>33388540that's the point. What do you think about it? What do you relate it to? Does it spark any ideas?
>>33388543would be nice.
>>33388523Any normal man thinking that most men are worth keeping is too delusional to date. Stay out of the pool please.
Who did you marry in skyrim?
>>33388511Sounds like you've got good taste. A classy solitaire diamond is so much nicer.
>>3338854130 year old Cat Poster is cool. She doesn't post selfies or "woe is me" whining. I would be her friend if I could. (But I can't.)
>>33388518You're definitely hopeless. And gross.
Anons why are we talking about marriage this threadโฆ
>>33388553The older catposter is also better because ahe doesn't spam the same shit every day and doesn't have a meltdown when she's ignored. The new, worse catposter should honestly feel sad that even HERE, she can't have any sort of niche.
>>33388556Take my hand in holy meowtrimony
I didn't saw her tits, are they nice?
>>33388542>Sussing out gold-diggers does not mean you go into dating or relationships with the starting assumption that they are a gold-diggerThat's exactly what you're going to achieve if you tell men you should be sussing out gold diggers and if they fall for the act, it's their fault. You're normalizing manipulation not just in the sense that it's an established character in people, but in the sense "there's nothing wrong in defrauding men" and if we decide there's nothing wrong in defrauding men (as opposed to the standard we have now, which is it is shitty to use someone for their money, naturally men will take more precautions, thus will start to treat every woman as a gold digger.
> which is an interesting emotional response.An interesting attempt at manipulation, but I see through it ;)
>>33388549>Who did you marry in skyrim?F
Aela, the huntress, but Lydia and I get trains ran on us by Redguards. They have curved "swords"
>>33388559Yes, she posted them on /soc/, whined in the /soc/ atoga that nobody cared that she was banned from this thread, then spammed the thread about how ungrateful the anons ITT are for not thanking her for posting her tits and showering her with attention.
>>33388572Decent human beings don't visit red /atoga/.
>>33388529I ate mac n cheese
>>33388576They at least don't post nudes there.
My day started off so strong and then 3 hours in, as soon as I was about to play guitar for 6 hours, I was headbanging while listening to world of shit by morbid angel and after 2 thrusts, a sharp pain presented itself on my spine near my shoulder blades. I'm in so much pain that I haven't been able to do anything but watch movies and play metroid dread
>>33388541>>33388553And I'm gonna beat both of you up if you scare them off. Play nice.
>>33388565If men see the necessity of properly vetting for what they want and don't want in a partner as reason to go into meeting others expecting the worst, that really just shows their lack of intelligence and ability to be in a successful relationship. It would only be best for such types to be filtered from the gene pool.
>>33388588Poor dude. I'd rub it and hot cold therapy.
>>33388593Internet Tough Blob
>>33388549M
When I played it a decade ago I married some girl. Didn't marry when I played the anniversary edition. The companions suck anyways
>>33388572it wasn't soctoga it was the boob thread which makes it even funnier. why would regulars in a boob general give a shit about this thread.
>>33388595I already replied to this. You can fuck off if you have no further arguments.
>>33388588It's probably gas, unironically. You'll feel better after you burp or fart.
>>33388601I'll blind you, Polyphemus
>>33388614I love you too Please donโt leave me please I canโt do it without you
>>33388614how can you love someone you dont know hmmmmmmm
Everyone else my age is traveling the world with their significant others meanwhile Iโm begging God for a hinge guy to text me back. Itโs just all so funny
>>33388613>missing the point and getting this angry about itGood luck in dating, anon, it seems you may need it.
>>33388614good night anon
>>33388609She really is pathetic. I hope she thinks about how stupid she was to do that sort of thing AS AN ADULT. It screams stunted, mentally ill loser. God forbid some retard puts up with her to get his dick wet and she ends up with a kid.
>saturday night
>thread's dead
damn, it really is just full of normies
>>33388636I was trying to post but couldnโt see my keyboard through the tears
>>33388628what happened to the rude guy or are you someone else
>>33388637I like your style. If you write a poem then I'll promise to read it.
>>33388629I didn't miss the point, you only think that because you didn't understand what I said, even though I explained it twice.
Second, I'm not angry. I just don't like you (or people like you).
>>33388641I donโt like poetry
>>33388637why are you crying
>>33388636All the posters who actually do things are busy on weekends
>>33388644Because Iโm sad
>>33388646I donโt think I ever will
>>33388552I agree. Although, some of the ones with multiple diamonds inlaid didn't look too bad, but where they start with multiple rows of varying sizes it gets too much at some point. There are also some weird constructions where you have gems on the inside - like what's the point? I also really don't like those with the manufacturer's name on the outside. In general, I prefer platinum, they look somewhat sleeker and more understated. I guess it depends on how one tends to dress.
>>33388628I'm going to Australia to meet my fiancรฉe's extended family next month.
>>33388649oh..
i thought you were going to say your dick
>start chatting with a girl
>We have funny convo and she sends me voice msgs singing and giggles
>I send her voice msgs back
>We agree on stuff a lot
>All is well
>I talk about a dog im taking care of
>Mention that shes my stinky little baby
>Girl goes "SHE?!" "YOU SHOULD MARRY HER"
>Gets visibly upset about it
What the fuck was that
>>33388514I don't think that's a good idea. Eventually you will have the realization you can't be some kid's stepdad, and you'll just become... one more guy who walked out on her and the kid.
I thought about it myself, dated a single mom. But I put an end to it. I don't think it's a good idea.
>>33388617hi valk!!
took forever to find this thread man ใ
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>>33388514They are only nice until yoh pay the bills lmao
Imagine picking up anothers man paycheck
>>33388658I think you have autism and misread her obviously joking tone
It's a dog anon
>>33388658Schizophrenia probs. Idk that's really weird.
>>33388655I donโt give a fuck and I hope your plane crashes and is never found
>>33388556To share my suffering.
>>33388517Deftones concerts
But also general heavy music concerts
>>33388549Mjoll the Lioness because shes the one of few essential npcs that won't die to random giant slam
+ I get to slam her strong childbearing tomboy hips
>>33388633Like I've said before, it is not stupid. As we speak, thousands of normie girls at her university are having drunk sex that they're gonna regret, some for the rest of their lives
posting tits on the internet is nothing
>>33388664Henlo, myow. Oh you were stuck in last thread, lol? Or is this last thread and I am stuck? I do not know. I am up late doing laundry.
>>33388648this $10 bacon egg and cheese
>>33388672Kill yourself about it
Women, I just bought myself some poptarts after nearly a decade of not eating them. Would you like one?
State Gender
How do you like your poptarts?
Hot?
Room Temp?
Frozen?
>>33388682f
i never had a poptart, is it good?
>>33388667>>33388668The msg of her said "wait its a GIRL? Its OVER"
What
>>33388682M. Haven't ate those since college. Probably a bad idea with my metabolism being what it is now as an "old man". I gotta stay away from most foods that taste good.
>>33388682f
i don't know because i've never tried them before :o
>>33388682F
I donโt like them
Sometimes ill eat the fake organic ones with natural ingredients
My captcha is 400gay
>>33388682F I only like the brown sugar & cinnamon ones, I like them hot. Anyone who likes them frozen has problems.
>>33388676$10 is a lot for a bacon egg and cheese
>>33388703big sammich for a big lady
>bf liked video of a woman rubbing a cucumber on her face while she discussed the skincare benefits
What did he mean by this? He is very well behaved and doesn't like sexy videos or follow OF girls or anything. Does he desire her? He does not follow her. He is a pretty man, could it be for reference?
>>33388686They're great, don't eat a lot of them though. Hyper processed slop and all that yk.
>>33388689The passage of time comes for us all.
>>33388692How the fuck
>>33388695>Sometimes ill eat the fake organic ones with natural ingredientsI approve this post
>>33388698I agree but I heard lil uzi vert does it and now its on the box as a serving suggestion so I'm gonna try it out today
>>33388680At least if I die, it won't be alone like you.
>>33388675no idea this might be an old one but idc at this point
eeughh i hate doing laundry :cc folding clothes is the worst but hanging them is fine
>>33388682>How do you like your poptarts?I like them warm, but not toasted. I usually put them in the microwave for a couple seconds.
>>33388686Raspberry, Wild Berry, and Blueberry pop tarts are bussin
Should I view the story my ex posted on ig? We're still following each other and we ended on good terms with the hope of getting back together once she's in a more mentally stable place (although I'm not planning on anything just in case). On one hand, I just don't really want to view it / seem clingy but on the other hand, I feel like she might take it as a sign that I don't care about her. What would you do?
>>33388682warm!
they're a little too sweet for me which says a lot since i luv sweets
>>33388717But you will be alone
>>33388688She thinks you fuck her dog
>>33388726I have the love of another. I'm never alone. No one loves you, and you're going to die alone. So why put off the inevitable? Is it really worth it to drag through life as miserable as you are? You'd be doing the world and yourself a favor by just ending it all. No one wants you around, never mind to love you.
>>33388717Youโll have plenty of company in hell you wretched beast
My bf says never considered it a possibility that he would be able to date someone of my ethnicity (I am a minority even in my country and he grew up across the world), but he is happy and thinks it's very cool.
But I know before me he had a preference for women who, by all measures, are my ethnic opposite. Will he ever truly be fulfilled, or will he always prefer that and resent me?
>met this dude on the discord by accidentally adding him on my gc
>we talk and actually become friends
>he convinces me not to kms
>a few months later i convince him to not khs
>he asks for my friend's number, i get jealous but give it to him. weeks later, i find out he bought stuff and made my friend give them to me as a surprise birthday gift
>i send him audios of me playing instruments and singing
>he writes me poems
i know people are gonna come at me for this but like sjkghsjfjmchbjshfanfsacjafhsjfgfja i love him and idk if he feels the same skfhsjegaejfhfgjhfgksjfgdfksjgkjsegff is he a player? do players even go that far? i feel like there is dedication here but we dont really talk about romance at all
>>333879694B reporting in
>>33388738>will he always prefer that and resent me?It will hit him if your families ever interact, if he meets one of your younger relatives or if you have kids
>>33388736At least people will want to be around me, unlike you.
>>33388719Oh it's no problem, the sheets just had some bad detergent in em and I needed it out. Got the good free and clear stuff, plus some downy rinse. Better than whatever was in it that was feeling like acid and likely keeping me from rem sleep. I was starting to break out from it and it was gross. Bleh.
>>33388682Haven't had one in a good minute. I remember bluberry and wildberry tho.
Maybe even cherry.
What does it mean if a guy say he thinks youโre going to โ(500) days of summerโ him
>>333878401-2a, pitch black n sort of fluffy with my new haircut
can't call myself cute bcuz i have no idea but I'll let others judge (yes i am)
>>33388742How so?
We are against having children as we are both very mentally ill, so breeding is not a concern. His family are also not his "preferred" race.
>>33388738While men tend to be more choosy in terms of looks than women, they tend to have a wider array of preferences. Few men have a very specific type and only like that type. Most have a variety of types they find attractive. Also, dating tends to be very much about opportunity. If you're a rare type, then you can't infer anything about his preferences from not having dated someone like you, since he might not have had the opportunity to do so.
>>33386469 (OP)hurts i won't be able to be a dad. hopefully my creations will keep me enough company.
>>33388738>>33388750It sounds like it'll be fine, since neither of you want kids and he already dates interracially anyway.
He's probably 100% fine with it and will stay that way
https://streamable.com/i97c12
Where to get a girl like this
>>33388748Oh. Manic pixie dream schizo him. Where you'll have a couple toe-the-line small intimacies like hand holding and going out and then you'll go date another guy.
>>33388715maybe they're not popular around here but thanks for reminding me to put that in my food i want to try list
>>33388738get new material
>>33388745mm gross i didn't know detergent could go bad like that
ohhhh i love downy sm it smells so good ^ใ
^
Iโm sorry my love Iโm so sorry
>>33388750>His family are also not his "preferred" race.well that's different then
>>33388738We can't know. His preferences might've changed after he met you. Or it could be after the novelty is worn out, if he ever see pics of women of that ethnic group, he'll feel like he settled and should've gone after one from that group.
Men, would you make jizz art?
What do you think of Steve-o's piece?
>>33388760Why it always gotta come back to manic pixie with men? Can I not be hot and autistic in peace?
>>33388753Why not? You have sperm?
>>33388776Because men cannot conceptualize that we have autism too and the ability to misunderstand things. They just see rejection in black and white.
>>33388753I think my father's lineage ends with here too.
It's a shitty feeling. To think that I/you are the ones who won the sperm race among millions of other people who weren't born, just to be a genetic dead end.
>>33388774I'm not familiar with the practice. Can't be worse than the girl who shoved expired canned soup up her vagina.
>>33388774NAG
It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.
>>33388740How many languages does he speak?
Funny how all the โlife isnt a raceโ comments I got stopped when I turned 24
>>33388749>pitch black Gyatt
>>33388754>BlondeGyatt
>>33388759>gingerGyatt
>>33388740Have you seen what he looks like? This is sounding like a hopeful story but it will end less than hopeful if you reject him, kek.
>>33388795Yup. That's why all day I'll tell people to work fast and not relax. Getting old sucks balls, so does being old. You gotta try to make it while you're young unless you want to end up one more idiot posting about how he has a big bank account and a six pack and no point in living.
>>33388782Nta, but not long ago, some guy wrote me an essay in a dm on a social media platform. So I did my best to turn him down politely. He went off, told me who tf I wanted anything serious with you, then said something to the effect I got schaudenfreude from rejecting him, trying to act like a princess, being all choosy... otherwise I would've just not replied (I only replied because he wrote too much so I felt bad to not even acknowledge him)
>>33388797See? We can have a whole rainbow of femanons if you let them be here.
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf while on the phone? Did it make you feel powerful?
>>33388797oh thank u
are you mayhaps lonely
>>33388752Yeah, I know he does find me attractive for certain but I am afraid he will become upset over time that I am not the Perfect Woman. Or he will treasure me less than he would such a woman, or at worst he suddenly abandons me for one.
But maybe that is me projecting my own perfectionist brain, since I hunted him down as a man who meets all my ideals.
>>33388756Perhaps you're right.
>>33388771This is my fear. I don't know how to avoid it outside of periodically asking if he's okay that I'm not X race and tell him if not, he can leave. I do this monthly.
>>33388801Itโs too late already I canโt get prettier I canโt get smarter I canโt get richer. They donโt want me
>>33388767Fuck. I will never hear this. I will never get a heartfelt apology and any semblance of effort or dedication towards righting wrongs. It'll just be me putting up with shit until a move is made on their side to leave.
I hate what my life has become. Dedicating yourself to someone isn't worth fucking anything because no one has loyalty.
>>33388808>lonelyYes, but you canโt fix that
>>33388777don't have a momma to get pregnant, chances are not looking good i'll find one. i'm not an incel in the usual way, i just don't really interact with people and....yeah
>>33388784don't care about genetics or continuing my father's line
>>33388793spanish, english and he is learning portuguese to completely understand me!
>>33388806Yeah, I was on the phone with my cardiologist while I was banging this mexican hooker behind my girlfriend's back. He said he was impressed by my stamina, we can skip the treadmill text next time I come in.
I wish femanon was in my bed saying autistic shit in my ear while we cuddle
>>33388757She seems mid and lowkey kinda stupid. If she ate better, she would get better results.
>>33388816Whoa you're a shit friend
>>33388818telling you the whole mlp lore
>>33388806>Have you ever cheatedNo, and I never will.
>>33388809>This is my fear. I don't know how to avoid it outside of periodically asking if he's okay that I'm not X race and tell him if not, he can leave. I do this monthly.But that's not avoiding it. You can't avoid it, actually. You can't make him like/not like something. So before you know he could have gone back to liking that group. And I don't think he'll tell you he regrets being with you and not being with someone from that group.
You can't avoid this, much like no one can avoid anyone they get in a relationship with liking someone new when they're together. It's really not that different, if you see it from this perspective.
>>33388814o/\o
high five ?
>>33388815>don't care about genetics or continuing my father's lineSheesh... Okay.
>>33388818Like making brap sounds or blowing raspberries on your neck?
>>33388740aw. your post is cute, warms my heart. try flirting with him a bit and see what he does, instead of worrying about him being a 'player'. trust your gut, it'll be obvious what it is as things advance, men too are just boys that want to be loved
>>33388820that's what girls are like. They give you the motivation to write poems and learn chinese and shit.
then they tell you they're sorry and you seem like such a nice guy, but....
>>33388818Do you want to hear me talk about random obscure ethnic groups and languages I know about?
What did I do wrong? Why did no one like me in high school? Why did no one like me in college? I made friends easily, everyone thought I was nice. So why did not one guy ask me out? Do I smell bad? Do I have a horrible aura? Why donโt people want to talk to me?
>>33388834All they do is cause pain and boner
>>33388831i'd be just as happy constructing a westworld-esque robot successor. fuck my genes, what did they ever do for me but wake me up trapped in an eldritch flesh prison? don't owe my genes jack shit
>>33388798i will be very honest, i havent but genuinely dont care what he looks like, he saved my life and thats enough for me. the only reason i dont want to see his face is because i will have to show mine and im very insecure...
>>33388837i would like that
They could tell I was desperate
>>33388838Either ugly or painfully awkward
>>33388830You basically made the guy dump your friend and start dating you. Who needs enemies when they have a backstabbing friend like you
>>33388842I don't want to make any more old and cynical comments because this sounds like the fantasies I used to have as a kid and I want to believe you two are real and will happily spend at least a few years walking with each other through life. Good luck, I guess.
>>33388834i dont understand what makes me shit, im genuinely confused... please tell me...
>>33388824So should I prematurely end the relationship? I find myself incapable. I ended my last relationship for the same reason and my ex was heartbroken. I questioned my actions for months, it hurt me just as badly.
It seems I wil never be anyone's favorite or ideal who is also mine, but without that the risk of losing them is so high.
If I closely monitor his behaviors and note all fluctuations of affection and libido, is that one method? If I must leave it needs to be timed perfectly.
>>33388803Yeah and then there's scary guys that effort max so much it's a bigger blow to respond to them... you were kind, femanon. It's just that men react badly sometimes.
>>33388818(psssssp i wanna kiss your infraorbital foramen)
>>33388829Too much and not enough. I've lost a lot and will continue to lose even more of my time, and I'm feeling bitter.
>>33388821That's going to take awhile
foids, what are you doing when i give up on you and start dating my tulpas instead?
aww whats wrong dont have an answer to that one???
>>33388848nothing. It's normal to learn portuguese and shit like that for a girl you like.
half my house is filled with stuff i learned or bought for girls that didn't want me
State gender. Would you participate in Pacu Jalur?
https://youtu.be/TSu9YQ-u2Sw
>>33388857If I hurt you Iโm sorry. I know Iโm disappointing
>>33388846huh? my friend doesnt like him and he doesnt like her too? they were both trying to make me a fun surprise bruh. my friend is aroace
>>33388818*complaining about men kicking me from helldiving parties when I babble on mic to myself*
>>33388740fwiw, i fell in love with a girl over discord and started learning her native tongue in secret. i wanted to gaslight her one day by just talking in complete sentences and then acting like i spoke in english. might be applicable to you idk
>>33388861to be completely fair im learning spanish (his native language) just for him
>>33388860>Implying I'm not romancing AI chatbot husbandosSilly moids.
>>33388860Dominate your dreams through your tulpa like the string of a puppet.
Bluetooth connected.
>All poo poo time is pee pee time but not all pee pee time is poo poo time.
Does this apply to women too?
>>33388865You're a normalfag no wonder
>>33388871sounds good to me. I hope you have a great interlingua romance.
>>33388838from 1 to 10 how hard did you hide from everyone?
>>33388840It's not about genes per se. It's just your existence or mine extends all the way back to the big bang, and it's rare (considering the chances that it could've been someone else winning the race).. and for that to end in this pathetic way.
Why do you want a successor btw?
>>33388875Nah, I've had pissless shits. But it's true around 95% of the time
>>33388875Yes. I've even had a few "came to shit only farted" moments too.
>>33388848>i dont understand what makes me shit,Substitute the words "other stuff" for "shit".
>that's what girls are like. They give you the motivation to write poems and learn chinese and other stuff.
>>33388809As I said: looks are only one part in the equation. While looks tend to matter more to men than to women, the difference is not 'that' big, not to mention that lots of other traits matter too. Men also have quite a bit of inertia, they're much less likely to leave a relationship (although more likely to cheat given the opportunity). But not every man is as likely to cheat as the other and it depends on innate personality traits a lot. The fact that men have wider preferences also contributes to that, i.e. they tend to not have one specific type they prefer over all others but are much more opportunistic. If he is okay with dating you at all, you're obviously attractive enough. I would recommend to try to not worry about these hypotheticals too much. The recent talk of cheating CEOs might make it hard, but even in that instance it was obviously not a case of a man seeking out an affair with a much more attractive woman, so looks probably didn't play a big role in it happening.
>>33388844So what did they do?
>>33388871La chancla para ti nena
>>33388862No, but I could paddle a canoe into a tunnel and make out with him there. Away from the world.
>>33388886How about stop being a fucking horrible mother
>>33388864I don't know who you are, anon. As far as I know, you haven't disappointed or hurt me. I'm just venting about my own personal losses.
>>33388879well if you're gonna go back THAT far then it's like saying "everything is made of atoms" which is true and..true about everything. but that doesn't matter. clearly, abstract rules dominate the world, abstract rules are eternal and ever present so i don't think there's anything about "existing" that's very meaningful at all.
i don't necessarily want a successor, i just want impact. human beings are an accursed creature, if i were making a successor it'd be a successor for all of mankind 'cuz we could really use one, we've gone off the rails and have been for millenia and it's caused nothing but suffering
>>33388845I knew other girls who had boyfriends and they were too
>>333888786
I went out to anything I was invited to, I joined clubs. Nobody really stuck
>>33388518Romantic for who?
>>33388853>Yeah and then there's scary guys that effort max so much it's a bigger blow to respond to them.I didn't think of it this way, but this makes a lot of sense
>you were kind, femanon. It's just that men react badly sometimes.Thank you <3 Ngl, it kinda hurt to see a good intention twisted like he did, but since I knew he was wrong about what he said, I blocked him, and didn't agonize further over it
>>33388888I'm trying to earn money to do that. No sense in slitting my wrists that makes me useless.
>>33388895How did they hurt you?
>>33388896Make impact through other means or raise kids through other means. You deny obvious options over pride
>>33388896Why do you impact?
>>33388899sometimes it might just be bad luck. If we were somewhere else and you were a stranger, i'd assume it's bad luck
but since you're talking to lunatics like me it might be that personality made it destiny
>>33388907Abusing my trust and giving up.
>>33388899Plenty of guys here never asked a girl out either. Maybe your soulmate was a now fat and balding /atoga/ moid who never mustered the courage to face you.
>>33388915Iโm sorry
Thatโ sounds like something I did
>>33388549M
That one bard chick that wears the slutty dress
>>33388851You can be with someone and think you're their favorite or ideal etc and then the feeling fizzles out
When you open your heart to someone (even a friend), you open yourself up to the potential of them hurting you.
>>33388922What did you do?
>>33387840dirty blonde, maybe
>>33388910Why do you want impact*
State gender
Do you like your nationality
Boys, is 23 BMI too big for a girl? Am i a big fatty?
>>33388934Well, you're not them. Allow this to be your confessional.
>>33388912I think it must be my personality. I have to be some kind of raging bitch
>>33388919Maybe he never liked me
>>33388939hip to waist ratio is what matters
>>33388938M. Yeah, baby. Best country in the world.
That's not saying much considering how bad I am with people, but I'm glad for it.
>>33388939It depends more on how you carry your weight, how much of it is tits + ass, and so on.
>>33388943>Maybe he never liked meMaybe he never got to know you because he didn't socialise a lot and spent most of his time watching anime, reading manga, playing video games and shitposting on 4chan.
>>33388944Last i checked my HtR is 0.75
>>33388943nah you're probably okay. bad women never say anything like that, the idea that they could be wrong is inconceivable like dividing by zero
also reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlJ-F7A6m-Q
>>333889490.7 or less is ideal but you have some good curves
Femanons, is 18cm way too long? Why did God bless me with a long shlong but cursed me with a skinny dick
>>33388955Post it in inches, stupid.
>>33388948Hed probably want a girl who likes those things too
>>33388951Mahbe im worse than a bad woman
>>33388955>Why did God bless me with a long shlong but cursed me with a skinny dickso you could amuse him by holding it at the base and slapping girls with the tip
>>33388955how many inches ?
>>33388955Dude, just hit the A spot and/or the O spot, you don't need a thick dick for that.
>>333889540.7 is pretty uncommon though...
fine ill go do my squats and crunches
:(
>>33388933what else is there in the end but impact?
>>33388969Yes, you should! You can always be thinner, look better.
moids, how short is too short ?
>>33388938F
Meh. I used to be a lot more patriotic when I was younger. Now, I think 90% of the people in this country are shitty people with shitty mindsets. The kind of people who if they ever realize they did something wrong (big if!), they feel better about themselves because they think it's alpha to be shitty
>>33388975Below about 5'0 is too short for me
>>33388974the proana quote...
>>33388957>Hed probably want a girl who likes those things tooI think most guys would be fine with someone who is okay with them enjoying such things and occasionally listening to them ramble about them. I don't think they would expect women to be into the same things as them to the same degree.
>>33388974okay but my boobs will get smaller and my doctor said she'll send me to the mental hospital if i starve myself again
>>33388976goddamn!
maybe a stretch but i think ur fine more girls could do it
>>33388984yeah, if a guy is into nerdy shit like anime and video games, he'll be happy just to hear the girl doesn't judge him for it
Can everyone all agree that women should not be allowed to be prison guards? It just seems to me that putting a group notorious for their attraction to violent men to guard the violent men is really fucking dumb, it's like hiring a foot fetishist to work at the shoe store
>>33388975I don't know, what is the midget cut-off?
>>33388979soooo 5'0 is okk ?
>>33388991>women should not be allowed to be prison guards?Women shouldn't be involved with the law at all.
>>33388996Yup. That's all good. As long as it starts with a 5.
>>33388975I dunno, how short are you?
>>33388987Find a guy who appreciates architecture.
>>33388975honey, when you're as tell as i am, everything is too short. you're fine. you just need to entertain my submissive fetishes every now and again and i'll be happy
>>33389003You're 4' 10", but claim to be 5.
Btw, I have been meaning to come around to thank this anon. Don't know if I did it already, but thank you
>>33075092 Whenever I listen to the beginning of Rachmaninoff's 3rd concerto, I remember you anon, and it draws a big smile on my face <3
>>33389008whaaaaat no that would be crazy where did you get that from
>>33388969I gave you a compliment don't throw it in my face
>>33389020https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33072956/#33075092
>>33388975I have a crush on a girl who's 4'11", so I'll say that 4'9" is too short.
>>33389018NO IM NOT 4'10 NOR 4'11 PLS ENOUGH OF THIS BULLYING IM SO TIRED OF THIS </33
>>33388976That's pretty long. Is it proportionately thick? That's the part that makes it most painful, even during careful sex.
>>33389033Hit the nail right on the head
>>33388981Men on this website dont even know what proana is
>>33389027>Where did you get that from >>33388996>soooo 5'0 is okk ?She's weird but shes tiny and cute.
Definitely 5'0" but at the end of the night she's 4'11"
Tiny women rule my heart.
>>33389020Kek. I personally can't listen to Rachmaninoff without thinking of my old fuckups from long ago. Man, what a life. If I hadn't screwed that up with that girl, I'd have been here swearing up and down that Rachmaninoff is the greatest composer that ever lived and his music could make the dead rejoice.
>>33389037pls this is a hate crime
i get measured at the doctor it's official im above the 4s ใ
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>>33389039promia n proana 4ever
>>33389033>>33389048Is your whole family short or just you? How tall would you want to be if you could choose?
>>33388987i had anorexia and recently chose to recover, please dont let men, especially from here, tell you should or shouldnt look like. starving yourself isnt the answer. food is fuel, food is what brings people together, food can be love, like a homecooked meal from your loved ones. dont let it be the enemy <3
>>33389051If you're serious then you're now my enemy and I hate you very very very much.
>>33389040weird?? weird?!?!?
is that a bad thing :c
>>33389060Maybe for some people.
I, for one, welcome it.
>>33389051>promia Hmm, makes sense. I guess "Mia" sounds cute and "pro-bul" sounds like you support bullshit
BUT I CRUMBLE COMPLETELY WHEN YOU CRY
>>33389048Don't worry, high 4s are within my tolerance standards.
>>33389056>>33389059i don't support others doing it but for me im too far in to stop
sorry if i upsetted u ใ
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>>33389043Was it the last fuck up or the biggest fuck up?
>>33389067No wonder you're such a gross disgusting poster. Get help.
>>33389052no my family is taller than me but idk god wanted me to suffer being short
at LEAST 5'4 the taller the better
>>33388934>>33388942Ah. You're the one tied to the femanon where you two speak in riddled texts that don't target posts usually.
>>33389072okki sorry then ill go
gn everyone
>>33389051>>33389067Suddenly your appearance in that selfie makes a lot more sense now.
How much do you weigh?
>>33389071The biggest, because that was the only girl who ever did anything to show me she liked me, wanted to talk to me/spend time with me, etc. I was too young and scared, didn't know anything. I waited too long to work up the courage. Now I'm gonna spend the rest of my life chasing people that don't want me. Even a born loser like me had a chance. One chance, it seems. Maybe that's all we get in a lifetime.
>>33389073>god wanted me to suffer being shortDid you starve yourself growing up or did that start as an adult?
>at LEAST 5'4 the taller the betterClarification unclear, I'm writing down 6'4" in my notes.
>>33389073>god wanted me to suffer being shortGod wanted you to be adored.
>>33389039Proana is easy to to figure out, promia took a second though
identityfags are pieces of shit.
no exceptions.
>>33389085didn't starve myself as a kid but my parents did n they spiraled down into baaaaaad things
old habits die hard ig
>>33389054>especially from herewow rude
>>33389090Men are bad, women are good, especially from here.
"promia n proana 4ever" - myao
Ha ha ha, what a kidder, women are so great.
>>33388939>BMIuseless. bf% is what matters
>>33389038i am...6'3. yes, it's not *that* tall, but it's still tall enough to be taller than pretty much everyone else. i just want to be petted and praised though :<
Gym Creep on his sissy hypno grind arc.
This post
>>33389051 seems to have really startled the foids. It seems like eating disorders are a bigger issue here than I would have guessed.
I find the female obsession with weight loss interesting and somewhat analogous to male obsession with fitness and muscularity, which seems more driven by intrasexual competition than actual opposite sex preferences.
im gonna stay on for a lil longer
ya ig so. sorry everyone !! i only said that shit bc despite how wrong n unhealthy it is it genuinely changed me for the better. do not start ana nor mia nor any of the other eds please.
Men why should women give you a chance when you're a virgin only for you to cheat later?
>>33389115I wouldn't cheat, if it's come to that. I'd break up first.
>>33389115idk i just dont have an interest cheating on someone. if we're fucking, it's because you're worthwhile enough to open myself up to, why would i betray that even a little bit?
>>33389115>Men why should women give you a chanceI haven't yet figured out an answer to that question, regardless of cheating considerations.
>>33389106It's different from bodybuilders, for genuine anorexics there's a lot of overlap with OCD. Basically they are OCD patients that applied their talents to food instead of washing their hands too much.
But also let's keep in mind what people look like these days.
>>33389084Life creeps up on you out of nowhere. When we're 13, 14, 15... We think we know everything, we have infinite time, we're gonna end up better than our parents...then life creeps up, fastforward, you can barely afford a roof over your head, a lot of trauma and debilitating social ineptness, you're financially in the sewers so you can't meet someone or start a family
Is this an accurate summary or does it not resonate with you?
>>33389121>>33389123Common point that seems to be made. The execution of "just breaking up" first appears to be the failure point.
>>33389129Yeah, I've read that eating disorders are somewhat tied to conscientiousness, but the underlying motivation still seems related to mate value considerations.
>>33389115>>33389142I'd cheat only if I didn't consider breaking up to be an option.
>>33389156Ok. Thanks for your input, Captain Has-His-Cake-and-Eats-it-Too.
>>33389132Not exactly, I'm the type that's good at everything except social interaction, and I inherited that. You probably know the type. We can have any material thing we want in the world, any career, any position, any object. Any fast car or corner office in some soulless city full of people that wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire. We just can't make anyone like us. And I guess I always knew it had to end this way. Trying to pretend to be human makes rocket science, neurosurgery, and triathlons seem easy.
gender
am i forgivable n will this pass or will i get hated on if i speak again
>>33389173M
You're perfect, queen. Don't let yourself get bullied by the other foids.
>>33389177as a foid, i don't even know why myao would be bullied kek i didn't read the stuff above
>>33388491>is it true that you generally need to treat women like kids (without being condescending)?Consider whether women ever treat men like children.
Children are just people that are simpler and easier to understand and manipulate.
Elite social status symbols are just gold star stickers for adults. Or social media views or whatever.
People are people.
I tend to treat people like fictional characters in an interactive story, anticipating their past, nature, and future actions based on context clues. I tend to be right. When someone behaves some way, I consider if they were a fictional character, what might be their motivations based on my life experiences and observations.
If a girlfriend acts upset that she can't help her stressed boyfriend become less stressed in the way she wants to, why might that be? It's possible she's crazy or a control freak,but that's a bit outlandish for a character. A caring gf that's frustrated at her own failure to sooth or possibly feeling insecure about it, makes much more sense to me.
Then I reason what might help her. Words could but very often people don't listen to words, don't believe words, or aren't emotionally affected by words.
So actions are necessary.
And when we're taking actions to affect someone else's emotional state without clearly communicating what we're doing, it's most often associated with how we handle children. This is true even if we're handling the elderly.
>>33389173m
you are anonymous, nobody gives a shit, people keep track of personalities here because it's fun. by namefagging and talking with an obvious style, you're already inviting yourself to be targeted. this isn't a very common value taught on the internet anymore but: the internet is not serious business. you should not give a shit that you're being hated on and also you should hate on others because you bet they deserve it
>>33389193see
>>33389051as a moid, I didn't even know what any of that means and had to look it up.
>>33389173M
If you have seen MKG and JH and their interactions in the thread you will know your answer.
This will pass but there will inevitably be a few people who like to stir the pot and will bring this back up.
I for one think its a rather minor transgression you committed.
Just don't turn into MKG.
Don't worry too much about it.
>>33389173if you're an actual 80 pound girl, you're forgiven for everything
but for all i know you are a man even uglier and with a hairier ass than me in which case you will be lucky to be forgiven for being born
>>33389197idk what that means either anon ^^'
>>33389193u might change your mind if u read the whole thing
>>33389196thank you ใ
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>>33389199also ty, but what did mgk do ?
>>33389200*95, i am not a big hairy man :c
>>33389171Tell me something off-putting
>>33389219I like talking to you.
>>33389219if you hug a horse too long, you'll both start sweating
>>33389173I'll always think you're gross, but I don't shit on you unless you spam self pity garbage with no real questions. That's when you're at your worst and nobody wants you here. Just spam less.
>>33389211Ah, you said you're pro anorexia and pro bolimia? I disagree but I don't think you should be bullied over this.
I wonder what makes eating disorders so triggering. In a way they're almost contagious, but I don't understand why.
>>33389225Me too (I have to say that, otherwise you'll have too many negative associations with Rachmaninoff for one person :p)
>>33389230Too focused on the first part (I get to hug a horse) to be icked out
>>33389248never understood horse girls. i'm glad you wouldn't be icked out though, i'm all out of ideas. off-putting things? to be honest i don't want you put off, just cozy
>>33389252When I was little, my father would hire a guy who'd come and turn the soil of a small piece of land that my uncle inherited. The guy would come with a white horse. I was told it was a she. I always wanted to pet her, but my mother's stern warning about being kicked in the face and the fact that I was too shy to ask resulted in me never petting her and a life long desire to pet, hug, and give a kiss to a horse.
I'm not a horse girl, but I like horses.
When you interact with people do you ever notice when the vibe changes, and you think "uh oh, they hate me now"? If so, what?
>>33389269ooh i like that, it's silly the kinds of things that leave impressions on children. i must be getting older now, i think of shit like that all the time now, random details my brain just liked to preserve about things as a kid.
here's one i was thinking about earlier today: when i was a kid, i was super and i mean like SUPER obsessed with glitches in video games, and there was this really fun website that cataloged all of the glitch pokemon you could find in pokemon red/blue. glitch pokemon are mostly just random data in the old gb games, but in the third generation onwards, you get some truly strange shit as the games become more sophisticated. going into nerd shit though. i hope your lil girl dreams come true someday
>When you interact with people do you ever notice when the vibe changes, and you think "uh oh, they hate me now"? If so, what?unfortunately i come from a household that had me needing to scan the vibes constantly, so i'm always painfully in tune to the vibe of a conversation or with a person. makes bonding with people easy at the cost of heavily complicating relationships
>>33389216>what did mgk do ?Dont worry about it, if you stick around long enough you'll hear about it
>>33388083Anastasia Knight, except she's maybe dead, or maybe Chloe Night.
>>33389290Why did the glitches stick with you? Did it feel like being let in on a secret (with the developers)? Or something else?
> i come from a household that had me needing to scan the vibes constantly, In order to keep the peace? If so, isn't absurd how the members who feel like they need to do that are never the ones who stir the shit
>>33389342really good question, really making me dig into my brain now. it wasn't so much about sharing a secret, but the mystery, intrigue, the WERIDNESS of it. exploring unknown things. i always really liked weird things, and i was a weird kinda kid cuz i was really mature and 'with it' at a young age. i was big into emulation, level editing/rom hacking, and that whole cluster of communities of that flavor when i was maybe 7 or 8.
>In order to keep the peace?not quite, or maybe in a different way from what you mean, it was more like keeping the peace in my mind. if i could figure out how volatile the household was gonna be ahead of time, it kinda changed how i approached my day. my whole family is fucked unfortunately, including me, ironically i grew up to be a pretty big pot stirrer but never when the stakes are high, just like to keep the energy playful