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Anonymous No.33388348 >>33388375 >>33388389 >>33388558 >>33388568 >>33388603 >>33389744 >>33389861 >>33389953 >>33390892 >>33391250 >>33393437 >>33395561
What the fuck is my life right now
I just got a really fucking weird phone call from sister. She wants me to help her foster an immigrant woman from Cameroon and she wants me to marry her so she can become a citizen in the US. Her husband is from Cameroon and somehow know or know of this 39 year old woman who lives in some grass hut somewhere with a dirt floor or some shit, I guess she's supposed to be really poor.

She said I was the only single man she knows, and I would have to go to Cameroon twice before, and she would live in my house with me until she gets on her feet and moves away.

I am single, but it's the weirdest fucking thing she's ever asked of me. I told her i had to think about it. Should I go through with it or no?
Anonymous No.33388375 >>33388420
>>33388348 (OP)
1.Why are your sister helping random foreigners who'll add and nothing of value whatsoever get into the country?
2.Just say no. Cameroonians are just as bad as nigerians.
Anonymous No.33388389
>>33388348 (OP)
Tell your sister to marry her if she loves nigressess so dearly
Anonymous No.33388420
>>33388375
She likes to feel like she's helping people I guess. She said something about wanting to be a foster parent, I don't really understand how that equates to marrying a middle aged woman in Africa, but I didn't ask for clarification.

2. I thought this but didn't say it. Her husband is alright, though. He's in the army, anyway.
Anonymous No.33388558 >>33388584
>>33388348 (OP)
Bait.
Anonymous No.33388568 >>33388607
>>33388348 (OP)
no lol
why would you willingly bring upon the destruction of your country and culture?
Anonymous No.33388584
>>33388558
I know it sounds like it, but it really isn't
Anonymous No.33388603
>>33388348 (OP)
Tell ur sister to go fuck herself
Anonymous No.33388607 >>33389553 >>33390400 >>33390894 >>33391257
>>33388568
I dunno... I am kind of lonely. And my neighbor has a wife from the Phillipines who he met on the internet. Maybe it'd work out like that for me, but I'm also a little worried about aids, and if/how many children she has or had
Anonymous No.33389553 >>33390279
>>33388607
>her husband is from cameroon
im sort of retarded but are you talking about your sister's husband or the immigrant's?
Anonymous No.33389744
>>33388348 (OP)
"No."
Anonymous No.33389861
>>33388348 (OP)
OP I know you're probably lonely, but wtf are you actually thinking? Don't. 8ry0v
Anonymous No.33389953
>>33388348 (OP)
Try harder.
Anonymous No.33390279
>>33389553
My sister's husband is from Cameroon, and this woman is single and currently living in Cameroon
Anonymous No.33390400
>>33388607
you know arranged marriages don't fix loneliness, you don't know her at all and most likely she would just be a forced roommate and nothing more
Anonymous No.33390892
>>33388348 (OP)
Dear God no. The USA doesn't need any more IQ70 immigrants with AIDS and she doesn't have a magical right to migrate to the States and fuck your life up. And being blunt, I would go apeshit at your sister that she thinks she can pull a stunt like this with you. (If it was me, I'd probably KO her for this even if it meant I got arrested, because it just shows insane levels of arrogance and entitlement on her part - like severe personality disorder levels that need a psychiatrist and meds.)

Tell your sister in all seriousness to divorce her husband and enter into a lesbian marriage with the woman. She'll refuse, obviously. But when she does, tell her "Yeah, and I'm not gonna throw away years of my life like fucking slave for some third worlder either, get fucked".
Anonymous No.33390894 >>33391032
>>33388607
ARE YOU INSANE OR TROLLING? YOU THINK AN AFRICAN PEASANT IS THE SAME AS A CUTE FILIPINO? TELL ME YOU'RE TROLLING.
Anonymous No.33391032
>>33390894
I really didn't have the comparison in mind, and I don't even know what this woman looks like or what her circumstances are other than poverty. I wanted to think about it before I let the conversation get that far. I guess she doesn't really speak much English either, which would present another problem
Anonymous No.33391250
>>33388348 (OP)
Are you seriously about to get scammed by your sister?
There is nothing to think about, the answer should have been a clear and hard "fuck no"
Anonymous No.33391257
>>33388607
You are retarded.
If your so jealous of your neighbor than go to the Philippines instead of marring some 30-40 year old nig nog woman
Anonymous No.33393437
>>33388348 (OP)
Nice
Anonymous No.33395561
>>33388348 (OP)
Yea
Anonymous No.33395969
There comes a time in a man's life that he has to learn to say no
You can tell your sister that you can not extend yourself that far to someone that is not family and that you do not know.