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Anonymous No.33388982 >>33389168 >>33389174 >>33389187 >>33390070 >>33390124 >>33390293 >>33390405 >>33390612
/atoga/ โ€” Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
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BlueValkyrie No.33388993 >>33389010
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Anonymous No.33388997 >>33389006 >>33389007 >>33389432
Women, how much sweet potato can a man eat before its concerning?
Anonymous No.33389004 >>33389011 >>33389080 >>33390293
Third for baby fever
Anonymous No.33389005
>saturday night atoga be like
Anonymous No.33389006 >>33389014
>>33388997
ladies follow up, how much sweet potato dose a man need to eat to be impressive?
BlueValkyrie No.33389007
>>33388997
A family size container, and not share.
I like sweet potatoes too.
Anonymous No.33389009 >>33389012 >>33389083
Shalom goyim. Now bend over.
myao No.33389010
>>33388993
over a plateful
Anonymous No.33389011
>>33389004
what a cute baby!!!
Anonymous No.33389012 >>33389015
>>33389009
Gonna circumcize me from the back?
myao No.33389014 >>33389016 >>33389023 >>33389026 >>33389070 >>33389309 >>33389857
>>33389006
if i can find a man that eats his veggies that's already impressive enough ใ… ใ… 
Anonymous No.33389015
>>33389012
Sure thing.
Anonymous No.33389016
>>33389014
BOYS WE ARE SO BACK
Anonymous No.33389023 >>33389034 >>33389249
>>33389014
Do they have to be fermented and covered in chili?
I really like that radish kimchi thing the koreans make.
Anonymous No.33389026
>>33389014
damn. that easy? I must be fucking up in some massive way to not have a GF by now based on the number of green flags I have been told i have... eating veggies is now on that list.
Anonymous No.33389034
>>33389023
I dont know wht no tells people this.
dont boil veggies. blanch them, steam them, or bake them. they are good as fuck with a little oil and salt.
Anonymous No.33389035 >>33389041
The existence of women is offensive to God and man.
Anonymous No.33389041 >>33389044
>>33389035
go dump your piss bottles.
Anonymous No.33389044
>>33389041
Don't have any. I just got done doing laundry and dishes.
Anonymous No.33389049 >>33389063 >>33389069 >>33389083
Women, would you date a guy named Moses, Solomon, or Abraham?
What if his name was Musa, Sulaiman, or Ibrahim?
What if his name was Moshe, Shlomo, or Avram?
Anonymous No.33389063
>>33389049
>Avram
You mean Avraham.
Anonymous No.33389069
>>33389049
I'm Islamaphobic so the first and third set are fine, but fuck the second set unless he's secular.
BlueValkyrie No.33389070 >>33389251 >>33389309
>>33389014
He eats veggies.
*kisses picture on phone after posting*
Anonymous No.33389080 >>33390038
>>33389004
God I'm a guy but I find this image adorable the fuck is happening to me
Anonymous No.33389083 >>33389105
>>33389009
>Shalom goyim. Now bend over.
I'd kill myself before I ever let a Jewish man fuck me.

>>33389049
>Women, would you date a guy named Moses, Solomon, or Abraham?
No, I don't like Arab men.
Anonymous No.33389105 >>33389185
>>33389083
>I'd kill myself before I ever let a Jewish man fuck me.
Why?
Anonymous No.33389116 >>33389120 >>33389126 >>33389138 >>33389140 >>33389185 >>33389232 >>33389857
women how much do you judge a guy about his place? do you read into it at all? if you went into a guy's house and it was just...lights everywhere, contraptions, weird gadgets, half-finished creations, decorations, just utter chaos. what are you thinking?
Anonymous No.33389117
>Try to hold a conversation with another man.
>All I can thjnk about is punching them.
Do they have medication that makes normal men tolerable?

Whats adderal like?
Anonymous No.33389120 >>33389125
>>33389116
I'm not a neat freak, but some basic cleanliness is required for any human being, male or female.
Anonymous No.33389125 >>33389130
>>33389120
what if it is isn't trash or dirtiness or anything really, just...highly, highly disorganized?
Anonymous No.33389126 >>33389137 >>33389140
>>33389116
My room is a discombobulated mess of crafting supplies and random shit at any given point. Unless you have literal garbage that is comprised of dumped over ashtrays and old food, I don't judge.
Anonymous No.33389130 >>33389137
>>33389125
That's more fine.
Anonymous No.33389137
>>33389126
>>33389130
idk i'm kinda uncivilized. spend a lot of time on the floor. i actually for a long time just slept on a pile of blankets. not like i ever leave to find a woman, but sometimes i wonder what a girl would think, i just like having and collecting bizarre things
BlueValkyrie No.33389138
>>33389116
>just...lights everywhere
Sunglasses indoors.
>contraptions, weird gadgets, half-finished creations,
Interesting
>decorations
Judge
>just utter chaos.
I thrive in chaos.
>what are you thinking?
I'm wondering if he's embarassed but I would rather comfort him.
Anonymous No.33389140
>>33389116
>just...lights everywhere, contraptions, weird gadgets, half-finished creations, decorations, just utter chaos
nag but we you are my brotherman.
>>33389126
>My room is a discombobulated mess of crafting supplies and random shit at any given point.
You are my feminine counterpart sisterwoman.
Anonymous No.33389152 >>33389159 >>33389160 >>33389180
Women, how much does anxious attachment bother you? Like the kind that sends entire paragraphs larger than your phone screen?

Can include like duration of dating etc, like im under the assumption its okay a few months in but just getting to initially know eachother its probably annoying

NO JUDGEMENT HERE. you can be entirely honest of course even if the answer isnt something id like
Anonymous No.33389153
like colorful, i want my place to be colorful. i love colors. i need it to be an overstimulating amount of colors.
Anonymous No.33389159
>>33389152
oh gosh anon i'm nag but that shit is bad bad bad. the stuff you get anxious about is never reasonable, it always makes you look bad, and it might cause you to act in insane ways. it's beyond annoying imo, it is downright harmful.

i say this as someone that gets anxious attached to people, sort your shit out before dating. doesn't mean you need to be problem-free before you start, but you should REALLY be aware of your issues and stuff because you're going to hurt yourself and your partners if you kinda deal with it casually
Anonymous No.33389160 >>33389172
>>33389152
I guess I'm anxious attachment too then. Why is it bad to want to know everything about someone else? They're this whole treasure trove of information that you just found, and now you're getting to sift through all this information about them and discover who they are/share who you are. Isn't that the point?
native american No.33389165
i would never ask a women anything other than what is cooking and the answer better the rock
Anonymous No.33389168 >>33389175 >>33389185 >>33390293 >>33390301 >>33390326
>>33388982 (OP)
Women, what are you owed?
Anonymous No.33389172 >>33389178 >>33389181
>>33389160
Em*** (asterisks for privacy) is that you lol
Anonymous No.33389174 >>33389188 >>33389191
>>33388982 (OP)
Years ago, I matched with someone on Tinder who seemed to share a lot of my personality and interests, but I wasnโ€™t in the right headspace. She came on strong, I got overwhelmed, and I bailed on the app without much grace. We crossed paths again briefly, but I didnโ€™t handle that well either. Now, after some real growth, I saw her profile again and realized Iโ€™d like to apologizeโ€”even if itโ€™s too late. Iโ€™m not expecting anything from it; I just regret not handling it better. Ladies of the thread, is this foolish of me to even try?
native american No.33389175 >>33389185
>>33389168
all basketball females are rejects they couldnt score a date even if they tried, try playing soccer ladies you get a booty at least
Anonymous No.33389176 >>33389188
>9 hours no reply

it's over, isn't it?
Anonymous No.33389178
>>33389172
No, but I have a sister with that name
BlueValkyrie No.33389180
>>33389152
>Women, how much does anxious attachment bother you? Like the kind that sends entire paragraphs larger than your phone screen?
If those would be frequent I think I would prefer if he voice messaged them. Or we talk while I hold him. It's kind of confusing if it included aggression. Especially on first few encounters.
>Can include like duration of dating etc, like im under the assumption its okay a few months in but just getting to initially know eachother its probably annoying
It's only annoying if there's a choke on information on purpose. Because I do catastrophize if it disturbs me enough.
>NO JUDGEMENT HERE. you can be entirely honest of course even if the answer isnt something id like
*headpats*
Anonymous No.33389181
>>33389172
I was gonna laugh but white girl names can get so interesting these days that could be Emlae for all we know
Anonymous No.33389185 >>33389192 >>33389213
>>33389105
>Why?
I do not like Jewish men. I don't like how they look. I don't like what they stand for. There are some bad Jewish women tho...

>>33389116
>what are you thinking?
I'd be curious.

>>33389168
>Women, what are you owed?
Caitlin Clark is the only one owed anything. The rest deserve nothing.

>>33389175
Just like with soccer and softball players, they're mostly lesbians. If you want your daughter to end up gay, put her in sports.
Anonymous No.33389187 >>33389318
>>33388982 (OP)
How do I get a woman to be obsessed with me and my cock? So infatuated with me and my scent that she will rim me and lick my cock clean after I cum in her.
Anonymous No.33389188 >>33389208
>>33389174
to try what? apologizing? go give yourself peace of mind, or be honest with yourself and send the apology and hope it goes somewhere further this time.
>>33389176
stop paying attention to dumb metrics
BlueValkyrie No.33389191 >>33389208
>>33389174
Yes. Tinder is not that serious.
You did not connect because you had a problem. Your apology is to yourself, for being dumb and not changing. Not genuinely to them.
Anonymous No.33389192 >>33389214
>>33389185
>Just like with soccer and softball players, they're mostly lesbians. If you want your daughter to end up gay, put her in sports.
I remember a girl took a video of Caitlin Clark in the shower and then posted it on the internet,
Anonymous No.33389208 >>33389212
>>33389188
Yeah, to apologize. We all make mistakes when we're young and I suppose I give myself grace for it. But sometimes I just see clear misplays I made and I wish could do better.
>>33389191
Fair point, she did come on really strong right off the bat.
Anonymous No.33389212 >>33389228
>>33389208
You really need to leave that bitch alone. You already fucked her over twice. Take your ego and leave it.
Anonymous No.33389213 >>33389343
>>33389185
>I don't like what they stand for.
What do they stand for? Being named Solomon doesn't mean you stand for anything in particular.
>how they look
All of them?
Anonymous No.33389214
>>33389192
Cool, I'm gonna flick the bean to it later
Anonymous No.33389228 >>33389234
>>33389212
You're right, I couldn't see it but I totally fucked her over. I feel bad about my actions, but what's done is done. Can't change that.
Anonymous No.33389232 >>33389238
>>33389116
my first thought is oh shit rick sanchez
Anonymous No.33389234 >>33389246
>>33389228
Then agree that messaging her is potentially only going to massage your own ego and give you a gratifying asspat. That part of you is trying to initiate a contact again because you think it might lead somewhere, despite running away twice before.
Anonymous No.33389238
>>33389232
i think i would be mildly offended if someone associated me with rick sanchez lmao but a mad scientist vibe would be fun to give off for sure
Anonymous No.33389246
>>33389234
I agree with you that this whole thing has been incredibly selfish on my end. That said, I hate how much this makes me look like Jason Hall and I wish I could be a better person.
myao No.33389249
>>33389023
c... chili..? (NOOO AUGHSBSIKRBGEIWBJEOWOANA DHNNOOO)

any veggies r fine (reconsider if u like cauliflower or cabbage) n you're probably talking about ๋ฌด๊น€์น˜ (mu/radish kimchi)
myao No.33389251 >>33389254 >>33389255
>>33389070
*smooooch*
BlueValkyrie No.33389254 >>33389255
>>33389251
He's worthy of smoochin. Ladies should do that to him.
Anonymous No.33389255 >>33389261 >>33389265 >>33389276 >>33390246
>>33389251
>>33389254
>worst namefags ITT have the worst taste in men
Not surprised
myao No.33389261
>>33389255
oh
Anonymous No.33389265 >>33389278
>>33389255
Why is that bad taste?
>t. Is also short with long hair.
Anonymous No.33389268 >>33389270 >>33390257
Women not liking being called cute is funny because the word cute was first used to describe pretty girls
Anonymous No.33389270 >>33389272
>>33389268
thats what happens when you stop feeling like you are a pretty girl anon
Anonymous No.33389272 >>33389274
>>33389270
Actually it's because they don't like to be infantilized
Anonymous No.33389274
>>33389272
if they still felt pretty and girly they would not register it as infantilizing
BlueValkyrie No.33389276 >>33389283
>>33389255
What are you jealous about us not fawning over you?
Sorry not sorry
Anonymous No.33389278
>>33389265
He looks like a starved middleschooler who stole the creepy face and hair of the pedophile who diddled him.
Anonymous No.33389283 >>33389285 >>33389302
>>33389276
Not a dyke and I wouldn't want your ogre ass or the new resident suicide-in-waiting fawning over me even if I was.
BlueValkyrie No.33389285 >>33389289 >>33389298
>>33389283
Why are you grumpy femanon? We're just having fun. Post your shit taste if you want.
Anonymous No.33389287 >>33389291
Incels jerking off to pics of ENTJ and his gf is the newest L for simps and leftover males not even surprised desu
Anonymous No.33389289 >>33389306
>>33389285
Bro you a tranny, you donโ€™t hold any substance
Anonymous No.33389291 >>33389295
>>33389287
no one is jerking off to your nasty shit.
myao No.33389294 >>33389309
dead thread

sigh
Anonymous No.33389295 >>33389303
>>33389291
NTA but the last thread would disagree with you
Anonymous No.33389296 >>33389304
women, your guy is a genuine accomplished polymath skills in many different creative and/or scientific pursuits, but he spends most of his time in his pursuits, and his mind is CONSTANTLY in places you can't ever relate to.

deal breaker?
Anonymous No.33389298 >>33389317
>>33389285
It's less than 100 posts in and the new thread already turned to namefag-filled shit. You guys never contribute anything meaningful, even when the thread is fresh and there's a chance for new posters with shit to ask or share.
Anonymous No.33389302 >>33389311
>>33389283
>the new resident suicide-in-waiting
BlueValkyrie?
Anonymous No.33389303
>>33389295
>NTA
stop lying, shit for brains.
Anonymous No.33389304 >>33389312
>>33389296
no, but what makes you think I canโ€˜t ever relate?
BlueValkyrie No.33389306 >>33389325
>>33389289
I don't give a fuck what you think, anonette.
Anonymous No.33389309 >>33389324
>>33389014
I eat a lot of veggies (I am vegan)

>>33389070
Before I looked at the filename I saw this picture and from a distance it looked like a picture of me.

>>33389294
It's 1:30 am, we're all supposed to be asleep right now.
Anonymous No.33389310 >>33389313 >>33389327 >>33389343
sigh
I cant feel myself getting parasocial again
Anonymous No.33389311 >>33389325
>>33389302
No, the cat-posting whore who thinks everyone should thank her for her nudes.
Anonymous No.33389312 >>33389320
>>33389304
guess i'm just imagining his thought process is strange and hard to understand, like it's hard to figure out his reasoning
Anonymous No.33389313 >>33389316
>>33389310
and?
Anonymous No.33389316 >>33389321
>>33389313
can*
BlueValkyrie No.33389317 >>33389337
>>33389298
You're not contributing anything of substance at all by being a massive bitchfor no reason. Shut up or ask questions.
Anonymous No.33389318 >>33389344
>>33389187
Just date a girl into you. You should be able to expect this kind of stuff from a committed relationship. Just don't date a complete bitch
Anonymous No.33389320 >>33389326 >>33389328
>>33389312
how would it be hard if I knew him, loved him, cared, he told me honestly and I wasnโ€˜t brain dead?
Anonymous No.33389321
>>33389316
and?
myao No.33389324 >>33389351
>>33389309
>vegan
cool!! favorite fruit ? ^ใ…‚^

can't sleep so im staying up with the other insomniacs but people r being kiiiiiind of scary rn
Anonymous No.33389325 >>33389329
>>33389306
Iโ€™m a guy lol I still got my cock and balls freak
>>33389311
You people should be paying me just to talk to me
Anonymous No.33389326 >>33389330
>>33389320
i guess mostly because you can know/love/care about/be open with someone while also being brain alive and still not understand them. i'm mostly just asking what the cost of alienness in a partner is
Anonymous No.33389327
>>33389310
Get an LDR trust me its better to have someone to talk to than nobody who listens also based pic rel keep dissociating anon
Anonymous No.33389328 >>33389331 >>33389332
>>33389320
Well, let's say, hypothetically, he's a narcissist and posts on 4chan with an avatar from a cartoon network show...
BlueValkyrie No.33389329 >>33389336
>>33389325
No, you're a woman until you post cock, tranny.
Anonymous No.33389330 >>33389334
>>33389326
I never experienced not being able to understand someone, so I would not know, sorry
Anonymous No.33389331
>>33389328
and what of it?
Anonymous No.33389332 >>33389338 >>33389345
>>33389328
I love when she talks about me
Anonymous No.33389334 >>33389341
>>33389330
are you certain cuz u seem to be missing me so :|
Anonymous No.33389336 >>33389354
>>33389329
>obsession with dicks
You wouldnโ€™t survive a day in the real world just kill yourself already you are past your use by date
Anonymous No.33389337
>>33389317
Lost cause of a thread, so it felt right to call you cunts out. I know you're way past caring what anybody thinks about you, but it's good to let lurkers who agree that you're shit know they're not the only ones thinking it to themselves.
Anonymous No.33389338 >>33389356
>>33389332
ew
Anonymous No.33389340 >>33389349
Strange how the thread became a fight
Anonymous No.33389341 >>33389346
>>33389334
why would I miss you?
Anonymous No.33389343
>>33389310
Ted was a closeted tranny

>>33389213
>What do they stand for?
Being ethnically and/or religiously Jewish
Also, all the things Jews did
>All of them?
I've never seen an attractive one.
Anonymous No.33389344
>>33389318
Seconded, just be attractive to your gf
myao No.33389345 >>33389352
>>33389332
holy fuck i used to be obsessed over this dude when i was like 13
Anonymous No.33389346 >>33389350
>>33389341
terminal case of the sillies, presumably. prognosis: terminal btw
Anonymous No.33389347 >>33389353
Women do you have a desire to stick your hand in your bf's pants and just hold it?
Anonymous No.33389348 >>33389353
Women do you like it when a guy makes obscene remarks to you? e.g. "If you don't stop farting, I'm going to plug your asshole with my dick"
Anonymous No.33389349
>>33389340
It's full of fags who have either been here for too long or too new to know how to use a thread with a topic. Either way, they aren't here for anything but garbage like fighting or venting anyways.
Anonymous No.33389350
>>33389346
I highly doubt that to be the truth
Anonymous No.33389351 >>33389363
>>33389324
Mangosteen!

Not that I can have them around here. But mango, peach/nectarine, kiwi, strawberry, and raspberry are all almost as tasty, it's very nearly a seven-way tie.

What about you?
Anonymous No.33389352 >>33389355
>>33389345
Iโ€™m actually more like the left these days lmao
Anonymous No.33389353
>>33389347
yeah
>>33389348
no
BlueValkyrie No.33389354 >>33389366
>>33389336
Oh don't like that shoe on the other foot, so you used the same reflection again?
That's bold of you since you keep bringing up cock all the time before I ever mention it.
myao No.33389355
>>33389352
i hated alejandro LMAO
Anonymous No.33389356 >>33389358 >>33389360
>>33389338
Thatโ€™s not what she said a couple threads ago
Anonymous No.33389357 >>33389367 >>33389496 >>33389521 >>33389538
State gender
Are the US and Canada as bad as some people make it out to be?
Optional: Do you live or have you been to any of these? How was it?
Anonymous No.33389358
>>33389356
want to just get it over with and post your soundcloud again?
Anonymous No.33389359 >>33389361
>Brother makes fun of me
>Says he bets i can't even do 10 push ups
>Little does he know i've been working out for 2 months now
>I can do 17 push ups
>6 pull ups
>20 weighted squats
Women what should i say to him?
Anonymous No.33389360 >>33389370
>>33389356
This art style always pissed me off
Anonymous No.33389361
>>33389359
challenge him to a competition, loser pays for dinner
myao No.33389363 >>33389384
>>33389351
persimmon is my number 1!! peaches or nectarines, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries

i just like my berries c:
Anonymous No.33389364 >>33389365 >>33389368
Anonymous No.33389365
>>33389364
any minute now
Anonymous No.33389366
>>33389354
What are you even talking about dork tranny? You want a knuckle sandwich?
Anonymous No.33389367
>>33389357
M
No although parts of them might be
I live in the US and have been to a few places in Canada.
You know both countries are huge, right? And pretty diverse in what you might get from them?
myao No.33389368 >>33389373 >>33389376
>>33389364
i want meatballs rn
Anonymous No.33389370
>>33389360
Not as much as Chris did in season 2
Anonymous No.33389372 >>33389374 >>33389382
So JH posted her tits on /soc/?, link to the post?
Anonymous No.33389373 >>33389377
>>33389368
Try it with elderberry jam
Anonymous No.33389374
>>33389372
Would be hot. There seem to be chocolate femanons on /soc/ but none of them post here, as far as I can tell
Anonymous No.33389376 >>33389385
>>33389368
suck on your bf's balls instead
myao No.33389377 >>33389378 >>33389379 >>33389381
>>33389373
wah stop its 2 am i can't be getting hungry ใ… ใ… 
Anonymous No.33389378 >>33389387
>>33389377
k-poster, have you considered maybe sleeping
Anonymous No.33389379 >>33389394
>>33389377
You have to believe anon
Anonymous No.33389381
>>33389377
That just means you're tired
Anonymous No.33389382
>>33389372
>he didn't see the inny milk duds three years ago when they leaked
You missed out
Anonymous No.33389384 >>33389400
>>33389363
Berries are very tasty!
myao No.33389385 >>33389393
>>33389376
but i want something to chew :c
myao No.33389387 >>33389398
>>33389378
sleeping? wow, what a concept... never tried it myself :p
Anonymous No.33389389 >>33389403 >>33389404 >>33389445
there are few things more gutting than vividly dreaming of being in a loving relationship, talking to someone who smiles at you and seems genuinely interested in most facets of your being and then just ... waking up

god i want to kill myself
Anonymous No.33389390 >>33389392 >>33389460
women would you defend me if your friends said mean things about me?
Anonymous No.33389391 >>33389395 >>33389453
I walk in on family members doing their nails and I am hit with a strong chemical smell, I immediately have the reaction that this might be dangerous I need some ventilation, just as if I smelled a gas leak.
And women have no problem sitting through this for an hour or so.
Women, when will you admit that youre a bunch of glue and paint thinner sniffers?
Anonymous No.33389392 >>33389399
>>33389390
depends on wether they are deserved or not
Anonymous No.33389393 >>33389397
>>33389385
Nta but you can still chew those if you do it gently, I give you permission. Or the shaft.
myao No.33389394 >>33389406
>>33389379
anon

lovingly i will shoot you that was so mean
Anonymous No.33389395 >>33389401
>>33389391
we just toughen it out, fragile one
myao No.33389397 >>33389419
>>33389393
stop feeding my oral fixation problem ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)๏พ‰
Anonymous No.33389398 >>33389408
>>33389387
you should consider it. you know, i'm pretty good at putting girls to sleep....
Anonymous No.33389399 >>33389510
>>33389392
what mean things could be deserved??
myao No.33389400 >>33389417
>>33389384
right????

blueberries best idc what anyone says
Anonymous No.33389401 >>33389416
>>33389395
Youre a drug addict
Anonymous No.33389403 >>33389407
>>33389389
thankfully I've never had that experience in real life, so my brain never even dreams of it. It wouldn't know how to imagine it vividly enough.
Anonymous No.33389404
>>33389389
you should try having this happen in real life and having it taken away also in an instant, kinda like waking up. except you were already awake, you're just kind of 'awake' in an emotional way and...you don't feel any less tired. you'd do anything to get back to sleep, to see the dream again, because there still has to be at least even that, right? but sleep eludes us again.
Anonymous No.33389406
>>33389394
I said believe anon BELIEVE
Anonymous No.33389407 >>33389411
>>33389403
>thankfully I've never had that experience in real life
me neither anon, but it still knows how to taunt me
myao No.33389408 >>33389412
>>33389398
ning ?

please do it to me i need it ใ… ใ…  (but make sure to tuck me into my bed all nice and close the door when you leave!!)
Anonymous No.33389411 >>33389430
>>33389407
I'm sorry. Hopefully you'll do better than me in the future.
Anonymous No.33389412 >>33389418
>>33389408
leave? considering you're a really eentsy tiny person that probably needs protecting, i'd feel really bad just leaving you all alone lmao. you could borrow the epsie, though
Anonymous No.33389416
>>33389401
Alright campers today your first challenge is to survive doing everyday tasks in a post modern totalitarian dystopia society
Anonymous No.33389417 >>33389420
>>33389400
Blueberries are good but my favorites are strawberries and raspberries (and kiwi berries). Bought some strawberries and peaches yesterday, they were very tasty and ripe. Still working on the peaches.
myao No.33389418 >>33389424
>>33389412 (hatecrimer against the short #3)
u say that like im some midget
epsie!!!!!
Anonymous No.33389419 >>33389427
>>33389397
i would love to feed your oral fixation problem.
myao No.33389420 >>33389433
>>33389417
kiwi berries ?

strawberries r good but they get me full too fast n it makes me sad :c
Anonymous No.33389422 >>33389423
I hate women so much.
Anonymous No.33389423 >>33389426 >>33389429
>>33389422
I'm pretty sure people who say this with the exact same words on here are the same person.
Anonymous No.33389424 >>33389438
>>33389418
if you were at my house there'd be a real risk of you being stepped on v_v not a hate crime, just pointing out the consequence of being both teeny and weeny.
Anonymous No.33389425 >>33389446
Femanon with big boobs, give me a chance.
Anonymous No.33389426 >>33389429
>>33389423
Itโ€™s pajeet
myao No.33389427 >>33389436 >>33389439
>>33389419
only if you shower and NOT with the gross nasty 13-in-1 soaps
Anonymous No.33389429 >>33389441
>>33389423
No shit
>>33389426
I am not ENTJ. Get hit by a bus, fuckhead.
Anonymous No.33389430 >>33389448
>>33389411
>Hopefully you'll do better than me in the future.
?
Anonymous No.33389432
>>33388997
There are no women just troons that get validation from replying to questions for women
Anonymous No.33389433 >>33389442 >>33389447
>>33389420
Little tiny kiwis with no hair on them, they grow on vines. My mom has a few kiwi plants that have created a massive morass of plantlife in the middle of her garden, but they make delicious little berries if they're pruned properly and have a good year.
Anonymous No.33389435 >>33389457 >>33389864
When I'm awake, everyone's asleep. I need to pull an all-nighter at least once.
Anonymous No.33389436 >>33389451
>>33389427
the fuck is wrong with 3-in-1
Anonymous No.33389437
women you sexy my pp?
myao No.33389438 >>33389452
>>33389424
shush moid with a teeny weeny

it okki ill wear my comically tall stilts to look down on you at all times :3
Anonymous No.33389439
>>33389427
Please dont insult me and imply I would ever use 3 in 1's
I promise I'll be freshly bathed.
Anonymous No.33389441 >>33389469
>>33389429
You sure sound like him โ€œanonโ€
Anonymous No.33389442
>>33389433
Griwis
Anonymous No.33389443
yeah okay women consider this:
an ice cream shop named "conesequences".

you takin' a lick? or are you just gonna stand there and look pretty? (pretty dumb btw)
Anonymous No.33389445
>>33389389
>waking up
Imagine it actually happening. And having your soul ripped out of you. Looking back and realizing it was never true, that it wasn't any different from a dream. Just... nothing.
And now, you are a husk without a home.
Anonymous No.33389446 >>33389449
>>33389425
Sorry, married
myao No.33389447 >>33389454
>>33389433
AWWW THEYRE SO CUTE

do they taste like kiwis??? i needa get my hands on some now :c
Anonymous No.33389448
>>33389430
At finding someone who cares about you.
Anonymous No.33389449 >>33389467
>>33389446
>Sorry, married
All good.
You got any friends that you could set me up with?
myao No.33389451 >>33389464
>>33389436
they scare me they literally cannot be real nor good for u x.x
Anonymous No.33389452 >>33389466
>>33389438
>now she's trying to figure out my dick size since she fetishizes large dicks
don't worry, i lay around on the floor often, you won't need your comically tall stilts to look down on me while i'm cozing in my comically large dog bed
Anonymous No.33389453 >>33389484
>>33389391
Guys say this while changing their sheets once a year
Anonymous No.33389454
>>33389447
They do! I think. It's been a while >.< We didn't get a great harvest last year because of all of the rain. They taste very good though.
Anonymous No.33389455 >>33389468 >>33389476 >>33389658
what makes vaginas smell like fish?
BlueValkyrie No.33389457 >>33389459
>>33389435
I'm content to lurk while mildly awake.
It got that thing to stop slapfighting so he could try to rizz myao.
myao No.33389459
>>33389457
hiii valk !!

come back i miss u :c
Anonymous No.33389460 >>33389483
>>33389390
My friends donโ€™t say mean things, unless youโ€™re mean
Anonymous No.33389464 >>33389477
>>33389451
and why would that be?
myao No.33389466 >>33389475
>>33389452
is it weird to want a dog bed to myself

they just look so comfy ??
Anonymous No.33389467 >>33389472
>>33389449
My sister, who are you etc
Anonymous No.33389468
>>33389455
Junk food, personally I love when a girl is really hot and sweaty and just stinks good pheromones it makes everything smell sweet
Anonymous No.33389469 >>33389471
>>33389441
Believe whatever you want, retard.
Anonymous No.33389471 >>33389482
>>33389469
Okay ENTJ whatever you say bro
Anonymous No.33389472
>>33389467
>My sister, who are you etc
I'm anon. I'm 23 years old. I'm into anime and shit.
How old is your sister? What kinda stuff is she into?
Anonymous No.33389473 >>33389486 >>33389490
Women
Which book would appeal to you more?
A collection of Lovecraft stories
Or
The King in Yellow
Anonymous No.33389475 >>33389492
>>33389466
they ARE
they ARE comfy
but lonely :T unfortunately dog beds are not good women attractors
Anonymous No.33389476
>>33389455
The goo.
If you don't clean up your precum, it also starts smelling like fish.
myao No.33389477
>>33389464
they list stuff like shampoo, bodywash, conditioner, shaving cream, toothpaste, cleanser, deodorant, mouthwash, fucking car gas

i feel like i would start glowing if i drank one of those bottles lol
Anonymous No.33389482 >>33389490
>>33389471
>I'm being retarded and you can't stop me!
Suit yourself. I'm whiter than you, though.
Anonymous No.33389483 >>33389509
>>33389460
But what if they call me ugly? or a dork?
Anonymous No.33389484
>>33389453
Women cannot sense danger itโ€™s not embedded into their DNA to have critical thinking or pattern recognition because they donโ€™t hunt or gather
Anonymous No.33389485 >>33389488 >>33389489 >>33389493 >>33389494 >>33389495 >>33389499 >>33389501 >>33389503 >>33389507 >>33389539 >>33389747 >>33389864
M or F
If you could have a confessor to empty out your grievances to, and no I don't mean a therapist, would you?
myao No.33389486
>>33389473
lovecraftian all the way

mm hard choice tho
Anonymous No.33389488 >>33389491
>>33389485
if they were magically bound to not reveal them or cause them to be revealed without my okay, then maybe
Anonymous No.33389489 >>33389497
>>33389485
>If you could have a confessor to empty out your grievances to, and no I don't mean a therapist, would you?
Yes.
I do that here.
Although guilt is the punishment for something bad I've done. I shouldn't look for ways to stop feeling guilty. I should accept it. And not do things that would make me feel guilty.
Anonymous No.33389490
>>33389482
I have a girlfriend, princess lmao
>>33389473
What is his cats name again?
Anonymous No.33389491 >>33389500
>>33389488
Magickally? Why do you need magick to keep them sealed away from discovery?
myao No.33389492 >>33389506
>>33389475
you have me now !!

sleepover timee :3
Anonymous No.33389493
>>33389485
i mean i guess, but i don't have anything i could confess to. i mean, i've done my share of dumb or bad shit, but i don't think i did anything that i didn't already take to heart and learn from, this scenario screams "i have unresolved problems" desu
Anonymous No.33389494 >>33389516
>>33389485
M. No, what am I gonna confess?
That I'm a retard? That I fuck up everything?
That I've never been good enough for women and never will be?
That I can't find meaning in the world?
Come on. Anyone can see that by looking at me, and the "confessor" probably feels that way too, these days. Man, there are no sins left to commit, there is no point. Where is the devil tempting us to sin? I guess we are not even worth tempting, or maybe he is dead. Forget the idea. Better get back to eating healthy and working out and pretending that will make us feel better.
BlueValkyrie No.33389495 >>33389533
>>33389485
No. I do not want to greive publicly, to people in close proximity, so they can twist the knife.
Anonymous No.33389496 >>33389508 >>33389547 >>33389550
>>33389357
F
America has a lot of beautiful nature. Iโ€™ve been there, but probably wonโ€™t go back. Itโ€™s a third world country where schools are CSGO. Religious fanatics and selfish people. Among the fat and dumb there are a few nice people, but I wouldnโ€™t recommend anyone going there. Specially now that itโ€™s becoming more like nazi-Germany
Anonymous No.33389497 >>33389515
>>33389489
Why don't you fix it instead? Accepting your guilt instead of trying to seek remorse is stupid.
Anonymous No.33389499
>>33389485
F, yes.
Anonymous No.33389500 >>33389504
>>33389491
Because otherwise I'm just trusting him to never say them? I'm not that trusting.
Anonymous No.33389501
>>33389485
I have one and she bends over and takes off her panties whenever I donโ€™t stop talking
Anonymous No.33389502 >>33389505 >>33389513 >>33389549
what does female affection feel like?
Anonymous No.33389503 >>33389512
>>33389485
F
No, donโ€™t need it
Anonymous No.33389504
>>33389500
Ok, well if you've got an old collection of loli that you're tugging your piggy too, no one can help you.
Anonymous No.33389505
>>33389502
Like LoFi and chill
Anonymous No.33389506 >>33389517
>>33389492
it's not the same D:
but that's okay because i was thinking of getting a dog. i was gonna name him goober, but i actually decided i'm gonna hold a contest among friends and winner gets to name him. or her. then we can lay around on the floor together or on each other or on the dog bed!! women would never do this with me because they're all over socialized
myao No.33389507
>>33389485
probably ? depends on what im confessing, if i think too hard about the things i did wrong ill spiral again
Anonymous No.33389508 >>33389511 >>33389518
>>33389496
Fucking wacko leftist
Anonymous No.33389509
>>33389483
They wouldnโ€™t
Anonymous No.33389510
>>33389399
lots of things people find mean is just the truth or the consequences of their own actions
Anonymous No.33389511 >>33389524
>>33389508
Thats Startroon, our resident transbian.
Anonymous No.33389512
>>33389503
myao No.33389513
>>33389502
soft or warm is how they described it
Anonymous No.33389515 >>33389522
>>33389497
>Why don't you fix it instead?
I do. Did you not read the last part?
I try to not do things that would make me feel guilty. That IS "fixing" it. That is the best one can do. I can't change the past. I can't force someone to forgive me, nor should I.
I will apologize and try to make it up. But the I will always carry the guilt.
Anonymous No.33389516 >>33389525
>>33389494
Plenty of sins left to commit. You don't even need to be creative, they're just there out in the open and very easily accessible at any point.
myao No.33389517 >>33389527
>>33389506
nooo don't change it goober is such a cute name ใ… ใ… 
Anonymous No.33389518
>>33389508
They have a pedo-president, even the right are upset. Idk why this time though, they have so many
Anonymous No.33389521
>>33389357
M
i have literally never seen a foreigner ever have a good or accurate take about the US. the US is extremely diverse, considering it is just about the size of half a continent, and there's no stereotype that really fits anywhere.
personally, i do not like canada. has cultural uncanny valley, and their people are less energetic which is offputting. nice for sure, but i like the energy in America
Anonymous No.33389522 >>33389535
>>33389515
Was what you've done to make up for your mistakes an equal response to the mistakes?
Anonymous No.33389524
>>33389511
Wrong anon
Anonymous No.33389525
>>33389516
Yeah, I guess there is no point though. The temptation is what's missing. Or maybe I'm just depressed.
myao No.33389526 >>33389537
is canada real
Anonymous No.33389527 >>33389530
>>33389517
i know ;_; but i have to change it. the competition came to me in a dream, i have to honor the vision. besides, i can just call them goober too no matter what their name is :D goober dog for a goober owner
Anonymous No.33389528
women when last did a man make your heart go doki doki?
myao No.33389530 >>33389551
>>33389527
you're actually so real for the dream thing i do that too lmao

silly goobers
Anonymous No.33389533
>>33389495
You probably need one quite a bit. Just one fucking person to trust that isn't seeking to out you on here for one dumb reason or another
Anonymous No.33389535 >>33389540
>>33389522
Anon, you are not getting the point. Looking to make up for it shouldn't be done just to escape the guilt.
Even if you did conpensate the other party, you are not entitled to their forgiveness.
Even if you are forgiven, it doesn't mean you will stop feeling guilt.

Guilt is part of the punishment.
I try to not do things that will make me feel guilty. That is the best way to act.
Anonymous No.33389536 >>33389541 >>33389544 >>33389545
I know I should stop dwelling about her but fucking every sign is there that she still wants me or at the very least, isn't done with me. Please just reach out, I'll never let go >:(
Gare No.33389537 >>33389543 >>33389554
>>33389526
Hardly. The only good part is the white women. Itโ€™s hard to fuck up white women
Anonymous No.33389538
>>33389357
F, my experience has been that when I talk to foreigners who been to the U.S they loved it. Canโ€™t stop talking about it and dream of going back and even living there.

When I talk to foreigners who have never stepped foot on the U.S they shit on it endlessly because they side with the mediaโ€™s narrative and base their perception and judgement from the media. In a way itโ€™s good because I wouldnโ€™t want anyone like that visiting here.

I know this chick from Europe who trash talked the USA all the time. The first time she visited she apologized and was fascinated by the life here. Eventually she married an American and now lives here happily.
Anonymous No.33389539
>>33389485
No, I already confess to myself
Anonymous No.33389540 >>33389556
>>33389535
If they asked for you to make up for it, does that not change things?
Anonymous No.33389541 >>33389578
>>33389536
why donโ€™t you reach out ffs
Anonymous No.33389543 >>33389558
>>33389537
White women are already beyond fucked up.
Anonymous No.33389544 >>33389578
>>33389536
>Please just reach out, I'll never let go >:(
It's been almost 4 months for me.
I don't know where I'll end up. I just know I am not interested in anyone else. I take it one day at a time.
Anonymous No.33389545 >>33389554 >>33389578
>>33389536
Thereโ€™s plenty of chicks out there and they are literally all the same after their first period, as a male you are in short supply and heavy demand
Anonymous No.33389547
>>33389496
>Specially now that itโ€™s becoming more like nazi-Germany
Weimar Republic Germany would be more accurate.
>But God I wish it was
Anonymous No.33389549
>>33389502
life validation
Anonymous No.33389550 >>33389625
>>33389496
>schools are CSGO
Would be awesome
Anonymous No.33389551 >>33389559
>>33389530
ya well what can i say, life is too short to not goob all over it in the mouth, on the teeth, in the pits. probably gonna be a while before i get a dog though, if i even get a dog. idk, a part of me has been reveling, lately, at the idea of just rotting alone
myao No.33389554 >>33389558 >>33389571
>>33389545
when will a man look at me that way :c

>>33389537
are white women real
Anonymous No.33389556 >>33389564
>>33389540
What would it change?
It doesn't make me any less guilty. It doesnโ€˜t make the pain I caused any less real. It doesn't make my behavior any less evil.
Would I do it? Probably, depends on the ask, I guess.
Should they forgive me if I did it? They aren't obligated to. No.
If I only do it because it will make them forgive me, has anything changed? Not really.
Gare No.33389558 >>33389562 >>33389582
>>33389543
Theyโ€™re perfect.
>>33389554
Yes they are real. Iโ€™m doing my best making more
myao No.33389559 >>33389573
>>33389551
what breed are u getting?

(u should toooootally get a jindo)
Anonymous No.33389560 >>33389565 >>33389567 >>33389568 >>33389580 >>33389594
any asians here? moids and foids what country are you from? how international are we here
myao No.33389562
>>33389558
appreciate it o7
Anonymous No.33389564 >>33389575
>>33389556
I don't know, anon. You shouldn't do it for the purpose of selfishness alone, no. Nor only because you want their forgiveness. I know that if I had the strength, I'd air mine.
Anonymous No.33389565 >>33389566
>>33389560
This is now an American thread.
I want all of you thirdies and eurofags out of here by 3 PM tomorrow.
Anonymous No.33389566
>>33389565
itโ€˜s 8:88am
Gare No.33389567 >>33389570 >>33389572
>>33389560
Iโ€™m from an asian colony
Ni hao motherfuckers
myao No.33389568
>>33389560
yes hi

are u asian too?? ^^
myao No.33389570
>>33389567
ไฝ ๅฅฝ!!
Anonymous No.33389571 >>33389584
>>33389554
>when will a man look at me that way :c
(~_~)

closest I can get <3
Anonymous No.33389572 >>33389587 >>33389603 >>33389671
>>33389567
I fucked one of your women the other day how does it feel?
Anonymous No.33389573 >>33389576 >>33389592
>>33389559
nope. pic rel. this is the closest thing i'm gonna get to a kid until i can hack together a convincing enough software, so i need it to have the mental capacity of a like 5 year old, hence aussie shepherd
Anonymous No.33389575 >>33389585
>>33389564
>I don't know, anon.
You ahould thus accept the guilt as a companion. It won't hurt any less. But you will know why you feel if, how you erred, and what not to do in the future. So, don't do things that will make you feel guilty.
Guilt is the punishment. You can't escape the punishment nor can you make it be any lesser. You can only learn your lesson.
Anonymous No.33389576
>>33389573
>images you can smell
Anonymous No.33389578 >>33389586 >>33389588
>>33389541
I did but she said she needed more time, so now I wait. If she doesn't reach out by november, I'll try my luck again
>>33389544
I hope it works out man, maybe you could try reaching out to her since it's been a decent amount of time?
>>33389545
>Thereโ€™s plenty of chicks out there
None like her, not the way that she loved me
Anonymous No.33389580
>>33389560
Only half, not living on asia
Anonymous No.33389581 >>33389589 >>33389864
goodnight yall
Anonymous No.33389582
>>33389558
>They're perfect
Maybe, if this was opposite day.
myao No.33389584 >>33389590
>>33389571
the look of someone who doesn't care
>>33389575
I don't feel guilt. I feel betrayed, manipulated, and ruined. My grievances are not sins, they're confessions.
>>33389578
>so now I wait. If she doesn't reach out by november, I'll try my luck again

oh shit when did you last talk to eachother? november is a long time

>not the way that she loved me

how did she love you? what made it special
>>33389572
Which one?
>>33389578
>maybe you could try reaching out to her since it's been a decent amount of time?
I have tried on several platforms. No response.
She promised we would talk. And we didn't.
One day at a time...
>>33389581
goodnight anon !!! sweet dreams
>>33389584
no that's -_-
>>33389573
aw cutee

they have that lightskin stare it scares me
>>33389585
We are all sinners.
>I feel
I mean... this is clearly a different topic, is it?
Wanna talk about it?
>>33389560
I am asian but I am in the america
>>33389588
oh anon. i have so much i could say to you, having worked through what you're already working through, knowing where you're at, where you still have left to go. it's rough! and it gets easier. but life never gets less bittersweet!
>>33389592
lmfao that lightskin stare? go on? i'm extremely lightskin, if i do end up having children they'll likely all be red headed with MANY freckles
>>33389594
filipino people r goated ngl

luv my flip flop friends
>>33389587
The light skinned ones her skin looks like boiled chicken compared to mine she was biting my biceps and screaming on my cock saying cum in me lol
>>33389594
they got gud food no?
>>33389572
Seriously, which one? I donโ€™t want some fag here giving me AIDS
>just fapped
>there's blood in my cum
I'm gonna die aren't I?
>>33389593
I'm just being bitter and cryptic here because I'm powerless to do anything irl. I'll eat it. And probably a bullet. I appreciate the offer, anon.
>>33389604
oof tmi

prob did it a little too hard ?
>>33389597
I don't regret loving her. And I don't think I will ever stop loving her.
I don't know what will happen in the future.
Women, why on dates do you tell your date "I get loads of matches". Do you think your date wants to hear this? My last 2 dates have both told me this. I think if my next one says it i'll say "Every girl I date gets loads of matches, bitch"
>>33389599
Theyโ€™re cut but their pussies smell like garbage juice probably from all the pagpag they consume
>>33389603
Nobody having sex with you so I wouldnโ€™t worry about that incel
>>33389605
Now I'm curious.
Talk about it, faggot.
okki goodnight everyone
>>33389609
in what context do they bring it up? are you whining about not getting any matches or so? lol
>>33389608
yep. you have to move on without her, and accept that she'll make her way back if that's what is meant to be. it fucking blows, but it's just kinda how it has to be, for now
>>33389613
night
>>33389602
no
Women, are "tradbros" willfully blind in regards to dating and behaviors? Not even going to expound on that, I just need you all to take this question as it is.
holy shit is this โ€˜the i miss an ex hourโ€™ why so many fags struggling to move on
>>33389550
Remember Video Game High School? It was almost a good show
>>33389621
no, they actually think they cooked
>>33389594
I'm Filipino too you mong, just stay anonymous and enjoy it.
>>33389623
>struggling to move on
Because I really loved her.
If you wanna talk about something else, bring up a new topic.
>>33389613
Gnight
>>33389612
I'm a stupid person that dug their own grave by making excuses for someone else. I'll turn back around and do the same thing as soon as I see them again, and then return here later to whine about loyalty. I just need to be put down like a dog because I can't trust myself to not make bad decisions around them or have self preservation.
>>33389586
>oh shit when did you last talk to eachother?
2.5 weeks ago. I'm giving her that much time so she can reach out when she's ready and if she doesn't do it, it gives her enough time to, at the very least, develop decent coping mechanisms to deal with whatever personal stuff she's going through. Also this gives me time to ease myself back into her life and then ask her out around the same time I did 4 years ago in December (assuming that when we reconnect, there's still a spark there)
>how did she love you? what made it special
She just rooted herself into my life and integrated into it so well. She became family, an honorary wife practically. Even tho we never lived together, we always took care of each other if we ever needed anything, she spent time with me and my grandma and helped me connect with her more because she was the closest person I had in my life but I was too autistic to speak to her often, but my gf broke me out of my shell. She also had the most lovely smile and she would give me the most heartfelt, well thought out gifts. She always listened to me and tried to understand me. She was good at communicating how she was feeling and even if she was blunt at times, I loved how honest she was. She had the softest skin and the warmest lips, kissing her was the most heavenly thing I could do on this earth. The sex was amazing and I'll never forget her face as I fucked her. She had so many photos of me that she would take and show to me and tell me how cute I am. We also enjoyed sharing music with one another, drawing together (even tho she's way better than me), she has a lovely singing voice that always kept me awake and happy when we'd go on car trips together. She was smart and I liked how she'd challenge me sometimes. She has great taste in movies and video games too and we really hit it off when we learned that about each other. She's also very generous and helped me set up my fish tank when I started getting into fish keeping
>>33389627
That's fair, pointless to hold onto beliefs if you don't expect anyone to follow them.
>>33389621
I havenโ€™t met any, only seen the online ones and they are so deeply insecure
>>33389631
That doesn't make much sense, anon. Why would you make excuses for a bad person? What do you value in them?
>>33389637
no, they hold on to them because they think it makes them better than others
>>33389609
Iโ€™ve only answered if they asked or talked about it. Have you been on any dates, anon?
>>33389632
She also had an amazing sense of humor and there was never a 15 minute period that went by where one or both of us wasn't laughing. She was so tender. She has a lovely speaking voice and beautiful skin. She's a pale brown but sometimes, if we've taken a lot of trips and it's been sunny out, she'd develop the most gorgeous tan and she'd always ask me if it was okay that she became darker lol. Of course I told her she looked beautiful and then she'd kiss me. I also just liked sleeping next to her. She'd let me engulf her body with mine and we'd watch horror movies together or our favorite adult swim cartoons. She also had really big boobs and would let me squeeze them without leading to sex or anything, just for fun, and she'd always giggle and call me handsome n cute
>>33389609
M but they're just making small talk to clear the air. They know you know they have 359 other guys on the app.
Femanon with big tits, PLEASE give me a chance.
>>33389650
never
>>33389614
Nope, definitely not. What happens is they'll ask me how I'm doing on the apps (and they seem to understand apps are worse for guys) and then they'll tell me how they get loads of matches. First one was an Asian woman in her thirties and she said she had 1200 matches or likes and the 2nd one was a white woman who recently joined the app and she just said she got loads of matches. Also, the 2nd one told me to be honest but when I was honest with the first one she used it against me and said I only wanted her because I didn't get as many matches so I just said 'I do okay' to the 2nd one
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33389609
Not a woman, but the charitable interpretation would be that they're trying to say you're special. The less charitable take is that they're saying THEY are.

Either way, what the fuck do you expect from a dating app, retard? Of course they're sluts.
>>33389638
I'm asking because I'm wondering if religion is hindering me from forming truthful ideas about relationships and women. I dislike the shit they parrot over on Twitter and social media, it's clear that the ideas come from here with the edges filed off. I would rather not be prey to marketers.

>>33389642
Nah I just think they're holding onto the good ol' days. That's just my read on it however.
>>33389455
>what makes vaginas smell like fish?
Bacterial vaginosis.
>>33389641
Because they aren't a bad person, and I remember too much of the good. It's cope.
>>33389621
What even is a tradbro
>>33389652
>never
:(
Why? I'll do anything.
>>33389572
Gare is white btw. Do you fuck white women? I mean I just dont like how they suck me off. Indian women are far superior
>>33389653
>women want to know if you are desirable or not
>mad as fuck they found out you are not
lol, thats funny
>>33389666
exactly
>>33389676
>exactly
Hmmm
What did she mean by this? That I'm too desperate? I am. But I won't betray myself. I doubt you'd ask something like that of me.
>>33389671
Nta but I like white women as a fantasy, it's just not fair to them
>>33389663
Basically a manosphere guy, wannabe alpha guy
Why wouldnt you just walk up to pepole and have sex instead of pretending a relationship online
>>33389628
Its a blessing and a curse
>>33389602
Depends on who you ask. Of course I'd say yes. Everyone knows Adobo and Lumpia but the next level that people need to get into is Kare Kare.
>>33389599
Thanks <3
>>33389661
They betrayed you and lied to you. They made you cover up for them.
What do you value in them?
>>33389677
>is a slave to his animal instincts
>willing to sacrifice his dignity to satisfy them
>not even that is enough to do so
>keeps humiliating himself for nothing
>wonders why it gives women the ick
yeah, truly the mark of a great man anon
very inspiring and enticing, almost irresistible
>>33389685
Misses sex most likely. Or even having company
>>33389679
Women's favorite man is Andrew Tate, haven't you heard?
They recently gave him a couple more awards, like Feminist Ally Giver Of The Year
>>33389685
Everything they were before that (to me) and everything they could be in their future (just in general).
>>33389689
>>willing to sacrifice his dignity to satisfy them
I said I wouldn't do this. Just now, in fact.
>>not even that is enough to do so
Idk what this means.
>>keeps humiliating himself for nothing
I don't feel humiliated.
> very inspiring and enticing, almost irresistible
Give me a chance then
>>33389691
No one talks about that guy anymore. I guess his beta boys jumped ship
>>33389690
Don't speak for me. I don't operate on the same nigshit that you expect everyone here to.
>>33389696
Dignity and sex are two different things. You have one or the other.
>>33389696
>I wouldnโ€˜t do that
>I would do anything
>begs every thread
>I donโ€˜t feel humiliated
I know itโ€˜s a joke but good god anon
>>33389692
They aren't anymore. They never were.
They lied.
>could be
Could it tho?
>was
You don't have to regret what was. Just like how I don't regret loving that girl.
But what you valued is no more.
I forgot where I was going with this...
>>33389698
Then go fuck 10 more girls there all basically the same anyway >:D just different more stupid interests
>>33389699
Interesting. I believe that there is dignity in trust.
>>33389701
PLEASE just give me a chance, anon
State sex
Are slutty, submissive cosplayers who also like doing goth the hottest type of women?
>>33389706
objection, leading question
>>33389702
How old are you anon? In the whereabouts, no need to be specific
>>33389706
M and if you put me in the same room as the sluttiest, most submissive goth cosplayer in the world, she would probably come out of the conversation an asexual dominatrix.
>>33389709
Heh. Based.
>>33389706
F
Itโ€™s up there
>>33389706
Loaded question. You're too horny anon
>>33389706
No, they have OnlyFans and end up doing b/g to afford a Maybach GLS and a mansion.
>>33389707
>>33389713
Itโ€™s a simple yes or no question
>>33389709
You got some magic skills.

>>33389707
>>33389713
I just woke up with a boner, as always.
The only thing loaded are my balls.
>>33389714
Whataboutism.
>>33389715
He obviously has a type. Nothing wrong with the archetype, mind, but it's a terrible question for sure.
>>33389714
objection, more prejudicial than probative
>>33389723
>has a type
That would be pale with dark hair.
>>33389703
They all have different lore but theyโ€™re pretty much all the same mechanically speaking (dps)
>>33389721
You don't know what a female cosplayer is, then.
>>33389708
24. Why?
>>33389733
You've got a lot of years to find peace over her. Don't waste them letting her eat away at all that potential
>>33389729
Cosplayer is indeed a type. A sub-class if you want to be pedantic.
>>33389731
Keep spouting more utterly irrelevant shit.
>>33389730
You mean your mechanics are the same with every woman then? Cause every girl I've fucked has been shockingly either a starfish and shit or really fucking horny and good at fucking.
Like have you even taught a woman how to fuck the shit out of you?
>>33389600
Basically youโ€™re saying you touched my cock, and you put your penis somewhere I put my penis, hoping our cocks would touch?
>>33389738
Show me a cosplayer without a linktree.
>>33389742
I can also show you a loaf of bread, it would be just as irrelevant, little incel bro.
>>33389485
Male
I have AI and my cats
Just bitching doesn't really help
>>33389739
I donโ€™t trust men who say starfish. Nobody describes sex like that unless itโ€™s rape
>>33389736
One day at a time, anon. I won't date anyone out of just loneliness. I am not interested in anyone else. Just like I can't force myself to love someone, I also can't force myself to not love her.
I'm a khhv anyway. I don't know and have never known anyone that made me feel the same way. I'm already wasted.

The are many things wrong with me.
>>33389747
At all? There's no reprieve from the AI?
>>33389746
Bit pissed, aren't you?
>Are slutty (...) cosplayers
Yes, they're also slutty for cash. Obviously.
>>33389742
Plenty of cosplayers who ain't in it for porn. Gooner that I am, there are too much of the former for me to heal.
>>33389751
nta, but damn, there are a lot of virgins who have had relationships here.
>>33389755
OnlyFans doesn't necessarily mean porn. It just depends how fast they want to buy the luxury cars.
>>33389756
Online. Lmao
>>33389757
Want to being the operative. It's funny how much of a scheme it is, with most of those women never having the chance to earn even a portion of what the big content creators do
>>33389650
>Femanon with big tits, PLEASE give me a chance.
>>33389751
Maybe so. And that's a good way to think sbout it. Just don't let yourself lose out on the opportunity if it comes
>>33389752
Not really, it kind of just makes me feel worse because I'm just throwing a pity party during the conversation
>>33389742
>Show me a cosplayer without a linktree.
You understand that this is a selection bias, right?
Most cosplayers aren't social media "personalities".
>>33389748
I dont believe you've had great sex then. Prove you've had great sex gare.
>>33389763
Do you ask it for solutions or anything?
>>33389764
They don't even have Instagram?
>>33389762
>Just don't let yourself lose out on the opportunity if it comes
I doubt. But sure. I don't really help myself lol
>>33389758
Ah. Maybe it's for the best i was never good at talking, then, even over text.
>>33389768
I'm sure some do. But they aren't popular or it's private.
>>33389765
I canโ€™t prove it anecdotally
>>33389771
Feelings were real, though. And I was willing to do all it took to make it work.
>>33389761
I dindu nothin'!
>>33389753
Again, irrelevant.
>>33389679
Those dudes are the opposite of trad
You guys are the biggest simps
>>33389782
Not me. I fucking hate women.
>>33389767
Sort of? The solutions aren't really helpful either though, my issues are extremely complex and I while I have ideas of how to solve it, I don't know how to get to the steps in between
>>33389782
If that gets femanon to give me a chance...
>>33389775
Yeah, I understand. Just so hard to see if the girl's willing to do the same.
>>33389781
The venn-diagram is a perfect circle
>>33389784
What make them complex?
>>33389782
I love women, I will not hide it
>>33389786
I am just very frustrated.
>>33389782
who you talking to? I'm guilty for sure, but it doesn't matter.
it's the closest I'll get to taking care of a woman that's mine, anyway.
>>33389765
My room smells like a girl
>>33389761
For what? Vandalism?
CATCH!
>>33389789
It's a mixture of broken trust and a conflict between how I behave vs how reality works
In short, I'm naive and also have severe trust issues
>>33389794
One of your baby mama's or is this a new mistress
>>33389773
Tell me what you think great sex is then gare.
I think a woman working me until theres no cum left is great I take all her holes until she's passed out
>>33389799
Lolol same. Gaslighting yourself, finding out that it might have actually just been intuition?
>>33389781
It's all the same trash.
>>33389801
I heard hes got a new one.
>>33389807
Good for him, bad for her
>>33389804
Based thatโ€™s exactly it. I like when they pass out while holding onto it inside
Atonga? Isn't that an island?
>>33389815
yo momma an island
One day at a time...
I know she's depressed, just sitting in her room all day and at best talking to her annoying sister. She'll reach out eventually and if not, when the time is right, I will be taking this into my own hands
>>33389813
How many girls have you been able to do that with.
>>33389805
Maybe? I'm not exactly sure what you mean
But basically I feel like kindness and general friendliness should be an innate feature of society but instead my experiences have been the polar opposite, but I also refuse to change
>>33389820
shes already having sex your beta af
>>33389820
Hey that's what I said.
> if not, when the time is right, I will be taking this into my own hands
I will be taking my own life shortly.
>>33389813
Then gare has had anal sex? What did it feel like? Is it as tight as everyone says
>>33389822
I think you're right, and yes, it's usually the case that society is deeply disappointing. Why consider changing at all when it's not yourself that is the issue?
I'm so glad I won't be taking overnight accelerator shifts, long bus rides, spending 2 hours on the subway everyday, so I won't be so bored out of my mind that talking to you retards seems worth my time.
>>33389839
See you tommorow morning
>>33389839
>grown ass man using anime girl reaction image
>>33389839
Rude...
>>33389843
Nah, I'll be asleep when the morning comes, thank God.
>>33389832
Exactly
But then it just leads to disappointment and depression, that I am unable to make connections like other people do
>>33389844
Nta but where do you think you are
>>33389821
All of them
>>33389014
Are Americans this bad
>>33389116
Having your own place must be nice
I'm jealous
Fucking hate living with other people
>>33389829
Who the hell told you that my ass is tight?
>>33389853
Not on r9k.
>>33389435
>When I'm awake, everyone's asleep
Isn't that ideal?
>>33389485
M, I already use these threads for that
>>33389581
Goodnight anon
The lack of my presence will be suffocating for her. Iโ€™ll give it a couple more weeks before she reaches out, a month at most
>>33389863
You're on 4chan
I'm sorry you had to find out this way
>>33389820
why do you want to reconnect so bad? just move on
>>33389609
>tell your date "I get loads of matches"
That's hot, I wish a woman told me that
>>33389706
>submissive
>hottest type of woman
No
>>33389866
Ok, hairy grown ass man who uses anime girl reaction images to get more reactions man.
>>33389820
>depressed, just sitting in her room all day and at best talking to her annoying sister
She's literally me
Anyway just try to move on buddy
>>33389839
Or just take a book or listen to music
>>33389869
Are you frustrated?
>>33389873
Hit a nerve, huh.
>be me, millennial in his 30s
>spent my entire childhood and all of my formative years dicking around and playing vidya 24/7
>never developed any useful skills/hobbies/talents but still got into a decently ranked university based on grades alone
>college kids these days whom Iโ€™ve interacted with are incredibly skilled, talented, and smart
>they all have multiple hobbies and skills that theyโ€™ve been cultivating their whole lives since they were kids like playing an instrument, arts & craft, drawing & painting- all at an impressive almost-amateur pro level
>every one that Iโ€™ve talked to was active in extracurricular like clubs and sports, traveling to conventions for competitions and etc all throughout middle to high school
Am I just the only retarded millennial with nothing going for him or are kids nowadays just in general more skilled?
>>33389876
The kids these days are cracked
Millennials are cap in comparison
>>33389872
I have to keep my ears peeled for alarms
>>33389867
Because she is perfect
>>33389870
Iโ€™m trying to move on but then something comes up (like getting a notification that she added something to her wedding Pinterest board that she shared with me forever ago that we added stuff to) and then it just leaves me confused. It would seem like she does want me still but that sheโ€™s just not mentally there to be in a relationship or really talk with anyone she doesnโ€™t have to rn, like her family that she lives with. When we broke up she said not to wait for her but that she โ€œisnโ€™t going anywhereโ€ so itโ€™s like wtf
>>33389879
Well book or listen with one ear then
>>33389881
>she added something to her wedding Pinterest board that she shared with me forever ago that we added stuff to
Then mute it or whatever, sounds sucky but stuff like that is gonna happen
My ex is also giving me mixed signals, I cba to try anymore
>>33389878
Gen Z girls are canonically better at giving head and have tighter pussies molded for my above-average millennial cock
>>33389881
no one is perfect you dumbfuck reminder you have to be at least 18 or older to post
moids itt think pinterest wedding board notifications mean a mixed signal holy shit
>>33389881
>When we broke up she said not to wait for her but that she โ€œisnโ€™t going anywhereโ€ so itโ€™s like wtf
That is an insecure asshole move by her.
But then again, many mentally ill people do that unfortunately.
Sex is the best core workout, I literally canโ€™t even walk with a straight back because my abs are all locked up, doggystyle is the real ab cruncher bros
>>33389889
Lmaoo
Nah by mixed signals I mean my ex saying that "maybe" we could date again, and still spamming me with life updates, and wanting to go out Friday night but then flaking
>>33389887
>>33389889
Samefag
>mean a mixed signal
Yeah if youโ€™ve broken up but they still share everything with you besides their physical presence, those are mixed signals you retarded nigger
>>33389886
>i have the sex trust me
No you donโ€™t favour you are genetic leftovers
>>33389889
My ex blocked me on everything but DM, she reads everything I send to her but refuses to respond, women need us more than we need them but their pride will always let them down
>>33389896
Iโ€™ve clapped more Gen Z cheeks than Iโ€™ve ever imagined, no cap. Your genโ€™s women are total sluts
>>33389891
It is but she hit me with the โ€œitโ€™s not you, itโ€™s meโ€ and if she said that in earnest, then I think it isnโ€™t an asshole move
>>33389895
stfu you retarded ass japandi nigger those arenโ€™t mixed signals move the fuck on and fuck a new woman
>>33389899
Why the fuck would you give her that kind of attention...

>>33389901
It doesn't matter.
You're also retarded for sticking around like this, but everybody is retarded.
>>33389899
men need women more than women need men
>>33387876
I'm awake and sober now but damn, I think they at least liked the food (though they said it was a bit spicy, fucking white people) and drinks and were having a fun time
But I wasn't enjoying myself at all, got blackout drunk, ran to the bathroom to puke and then just went to bed kek. Ew I need to brush my teeth
Fuck my gay life
>>33389899
>women need us more than we need them
Nah the girls I dated seemed to move on very quickly and are thriving, I am the trainwreck
>>33389903
I still do everything my ex asks me to and send her money
>>33389905
Don't fucking reply to me.
>>33389905
so much for acting all dramatic about killing yourself eh
What is your favourite magazine?

State sex
>>33389908
That's just me having a bpd moment
I'm dramatic about everything
>>33389907
Oopsie
>>33389911
i often wish youd go through with it so we dont have to suffer your stupid shit here
>>33389910
Is that Cameron Diaz
>favourite magazine
Helical, as found in the Calico M960
>>33389903
>>33389904
>>33389905
Fuck off
>>33389907
Thatโ€™s my line ENTJ
>>33389915
Yes it is
>>33389913
Well that's just rude
I do too though
>>33389917
Hot
>>33389916
Damn
>>33389904
true
>>33389860
I cant believe it? Was it his jail stays that he got it in the ass? Damn gare did you like it?
>>33389918
You are such a fucking disginenuous liar.
Go ahead, keep hurting the people in your life since you love it so much.
moids would you impregnate the last woman you dated?
Wow didn't know gare was a bisexual hot would you date a avg 4channer man who's into capeshit and vidya?
>>33389920
What the fuck?
>>33389923
He'll blow you under a bridge for $20 and a pack of smokes
>>33389918
You two should just make out already youโ€™re literally the same poster
>>33389922
I did she a mental breakdown after she miscarried and will probably never do that again
>>33389922
If we stayed together for life then sure
>>33389921
Broken record
>>33389929
>Broken record
Right back at you, buddy.
Right back at you.
>>33389925
So hot. You even posted something on that Cosmo about ass.
>>33389928
>youโ€™re literally the same poster
Nani
Me and who
>>33389929
You would be a horrenduous father
never procreate
>>33389933
You and ENTJ your posts are exactly the same hateful garbage
>>33389932
Tongue my anus
>>33389931
I don't understand how I'm hurting anyone right now though? (Besides myself kek)
>>33389934
Well yeah, that's why I don't want kids
I don't think I'd be a terrible father though in all honesty, I would step up
>entjeet has begun accusing random posters of being him
Have I become hypersexual if I constantly hallucinate about having sex with beautiful women before I wake up? I say hallucinate because I'm half aware but I'm locked in the cutscene and the women won't let me go until I've completed it. Never let me cum tho.
>>33389936
I would if you be my bf gare.
I slept less than 3 hours total, waking up to a day full of bullshit. In fact the bullshit started before I even woke up.
Have a happy one, chins
>>33389937
you would be an utterly horrific father
a complete mess and absolute trash
you have no morals and abuse others for your own satisfaction then pretend you didnt know you would hurt them
you have actually no value
>>33389939
What the fuck? Like.. sleepraping?
>>33389935
Wtf he's literally the opposite of me
He posts his IKEA meatballs and bank statements incessantly bragging about how successful he is
I post all the time about being a broke incel, being depressed and suicidal
>>33389922
>last woman you dated?
heh, good one
>>33389941
next time sleep more nigger
I remember my old ex used to do that I would wake up with her with on top while I came or felt a really wet and warm tongue on my dick cumming. God I miss her
Install the horse game anon, replace tinder with it. 2D horse girls will treat you much better than real women, you'll feel the same fuzzy feelings

No gaslighting
No wasted time
Only fun

Install Uma Musume pretty derby right now and be happy!
>>33389943
Hmm, no, I can feel them on my dick but I know I'm awake because all I see is black. I can hear them tho which is weird.
>>33389942
>have no morals and abuse others for your own satisfaction
Oh piss off you don't know me kek. I might be a fuckup and make mistakes but I make a lot of effort for other people
>you have actually no value
This is how I feel though, why do you think I'm suicidal
>>33389935
The are not the same person, but definitely are the same type of reckless narcissists.
>>33389952
What are they saying
>>33389952
So a incubus? Actually raping you
>>33389949
need a bf so i can wake him with me on top
>>33389956
Gare didnt you have a voice that originated when you met your ex? And told you the future
>>33389961
No I do not hear anything
>>33389954
>why do you think I'm suicidal
so you can attention whore with it and your narc mentality tells you this is how you farm sympathy from others, which is also why you are perfectly fine with hurting others
you enjoy not doing anything ever for others and just take take take
>>33389941
Picrel is hilarious
Forced happy shit just makes you feel worse when you're depressed
You got work or something? Hope your day isn't too bad bud
I'm gonna put my earplugs back in cause the neighbour keeps playing the same shitty normie song over and over again, I want to go strangle them
>>33389941
Whatโ€™s with asians and committing suicide, literally the worst min maxed skill tree build
Gare I'm a good guy I think we should date
>>33389950
Based
I would do but the whole horse girl thing is a bit weird icl
>>33389964
>you enjoy not doing anything ever for others and just take take take
What? I spend like half the day trying to do stuff for and help other people
>>33389922
I never dated but I dont want kids so it would be a no regardless
>>33389972
Iโ€™m super straight
>>33389974
damn you keep staying utterly delusional but that is just the norm for narcs
>>33389977
OK Mr. Gaslighter
I doubt your straight after jail
>>33389980
What did Gary even get locked up for?
>>33389978
hey I am not the one who keeps not using a trip because he hates that half the thread filters him out
>>33389976
>>33389950
Based, the game has the deepest lore
So gare became gay ? This is a brand new arc
Girls

What are your opinions of curved penises?
>>33389939
Can't say what you describe sounds common/familiar to me but if it's just a thing for when you go from sleeping to being awake, no, you're not hypersexual. Hypersexual people seek lots of sexual outlets and tend to use horny feelings to soothe themselves. Like if you realize if your boss told you off, you have an instant urge to lock yourself in the bathroom and watch porn (even if for half a minute) to take your mind off things, that's a red flag. Or if you very often find yourself going "I'm not horny at all but I do FEEL like being horny??" and masturbating/watching something until you get there. Those kind of things, using sexuality to drown out uncomfortable emotions.
>>33389982
You tell me I'm a narc yet want me to use a trip
I can't win kek
>>33389993
You can be hypersexual in other ways. Like having actual sex
>>33389990
I thought they were all kind of curved and the more or less straight ones were the exception? No real opinion, just normal to me. Also not like vagina is a road straight up so I doubt a pencil straight dick would even be a great fit honestly.
>>33389994
We just don't want to read your stupid shit and you know that.
But as the other anon said, you hate that others aren't forced to read your garbage.
Sorry, couldn't reply immediately I was having my hair cut.

>>33389956
Shit like just letting it happen, that it'll be fun. Aside from that they usually just moan and breathe on my skin when it's over. It's kind of nice when they're not being mean. I've tried to speak some times before I wake up but they shush me and go back to doing their shit.

>>33389957
Don't think so, I'm a Catholic I didn't summon shit. Besides, wouldn't they feed on sexual energy? I have to rest a bit in bed because I'm too sensitive and tired by the end of it.

If anyone has some tips to stop this I'd be glad to hear it.
>>33389997
I get that, I just used these examples because they show quite clearly that the relationship with sexuality is disturbed a bit. That is a lot less easy in a relationship. Fucking your partner thrice a day can be a sign that it's an unhealthy outlet, but it doesn't have to be, you could both legitimately have such a high libido in the honeymoon phase that it's just healthy and fun.

Zoning in on your private sexual habits makes it easier to see if something's off or not.
>>33390001
>you hate that others aren't forced to read your garbage
No lol I just don't like using a trip, defeats the point of this site imo
Well hopefully I get a job soon and will be posting less
>>33389990
eew
>>33390010
>>33389998
Hm
>>33390006
We don't care what you do irl.
Atoga Uma club when?
>>33390013
You don't care what I do IRL yet you constantly criticise me for it ITT?
I can't win
>>33390016
Because you keep shitting up our thread with it.
All I want is to not need to read your garbage and I don't care what it takes.
bye now
for women

If sex was better with your ex compared to your new boyfriend, would that change anything? Your new relationship is better than your ex, but the orgasms with your ex were significantly better than your current boyfriend
>>33389080
'sfine
Adorable baby is adorable.
It's a biological defense mechanism.
Gender
If your parents were put into a position to choose a spouse for you do you trust they would make a good choice? Putting aside if their choice makes you feel butterflies or not.
>>33389865
dude, she specifically tried to get away from your presence because it was a burden to her
>>33390039
f, yeah
which is why wether or not a guy gets along with my parents or not is important to me
>>33390031
I don't think so personally. For one thing as long as the sex is also at least good enough with the new partner, I think you would typically get there as a couple. Climaxing intensely has a lot to do with trust and intimacy, love, being able to let go and relax. So someone having a really good relationship with you and loving you really well outside of the bedroom, also has consequences for the intensity of the sex.

Anyway granted I have never personally experienced this so I am just speculating. But I can tell you I had a very good sex life with my first partner and we were also together short (like two months) so our sex life never became normal/stale either, only honeymoon phase stuff. When I was super sad after the break I was 110% convinced I would spend the rest of my life masturbating to those memories.

...but no. I did until I moved on and no longer missed him. Then I stopped caring about the sexual memories too. Now it even makes me vaguely uncomfortable to remember specific details. It's like I remember I loved it at the time but I can no longer be inside that feeling, it's like remembering how much you loved a food that now grosses you out as a kid - you know it to be true but can no longer feel it.

Basically memories are also hugely impacted by shifting feelings. They are more a reconstruction of the past than objective footage of it. If you no longer miss your ex I don't think it's hard for most to not miss sex with them either.
>>33390022
>you keep shitting up our thread with it
Sorry I didn't realise you owned the thread now
>All I want is to not need to read your garbage
Then scroll past it
>don't care what it takes.
Kill me then
>bye now
Bye xxx gonna try sleep a bit more
>>33390039
M, my mom would just pick the girl she could get the most money from
>>33390039
F, absolutely not, no. They both come from generations of fucked up shit and people choosing poor partners. I have often doubted my own ability to pick a good partner but my parents sure are worse, both of them.

I'd rather have my sister pick someone if I couldn't pick myself. She would pick someone I'd have nothing in common with but she would not miss red flags for sure.
>>33390039
>do you trust they would make a good choice?
M
Yeah, but I would hate such a system.
>>33390031
sex isnโ€˜t that complicated
it would just be a matter of figuring out how to make sex with the current bf even better
>randomly feel like crying
what is wrong with my brain
>>33390061
just because you are too dumb to see the pattern doesnโ€˜t mean there is none
>>33390039
M
I think they know me well enough, so I think they would.
>>33390061
Just let it out bro
>>33390061
>randomly
Probably not random.
>>33388982 (OP)
>Go to a stag party
>Got carried away and egged groom on to fuck the stripper as a joke
>Even offered to pay the stripper $200 to do it
>She agrees and the madman actually went through with it.
>Get home feeling guilty about it and confessed to my wife
>Paranoid it's going to get out and that it will be known I was the source

As a woman, what the likelihood that she will tell someone? She's already mad at me for encouraging it and blowing $200 on a prostitute but said I did the right thing to tell her so she forgives me.

What do you think is going to happen from here?
>>33390061
Nothing. Just two options
>you generally suppress your (negative) emotions so they come up by surprise when you let go of control - when you get into bed, when you get home from work and drop on the couch, idle moments where your inner monologue halts for a bit
>you saw/read/remembered something that made you sad

The second option can go a lot faster than you think. It is often half-conscious, like you hear a few seconds of a song that reminds you of another song that was played at the funeral of your grandmother. If you're not even consciously registering the song, you will not realize that, but your body will now and you might feel a bit of tightness or an ache or a desire to cry "out of nowhere".

If you want to stop feeling emotions you don't understand, the only way is to observe yourself more closely and get to know your emotions better overall.
>>33390070
youโ€˜re 100% fucked and you deserve it
also, this is bait but whatever
>>33390070
>What do you think is going to happen from here?
I hope the bride finds out before the wedding.
>>33390070
Yeah, they'll know. Maybe they'll pretend that they don't, but you'll know by the way they treat you.
>>33390070
How likely it is that she tells others depends on how "juicy" the news is to her, basically how integrated she is with these people. If she's close to the bride the temptation will be serious, if these are all just names to her then probably not.

That said I would be more worried that she keeps thinking of how her own guy nuked someone's almost-wedding for shits and giggles. It doesn't really bode well for what it's like to be your own partner... at all.

You are also an incredibly poor friend as I'm sure you realize.
>>33390070
Why the fuck would you snitch on your friends like that? Especially after you egg them on?

I hope you get ostracized
>>33390039
Male
Not really. My dad would probably be able to if he treated it like a logical problem after I told him what I'm looking for, but neither of my parents would truly understand things from my point of view.
I don't think they'd want to choose a spouse for me, either, because they wouldn't want to presume.
>>33390031
the absolute state of fornicators
Girls, it's hot as hell, why aren't you enjoying sweaty cuddles
>>33390080
because itโ€˜s gross
>>33390070
>stag party
>stripper
It was peak degeneracy to begin with, even if you didn't show up. Sure, you pushed him further, but it's academic at that point. Like stabbing someone unprovoked 17 instead of 16 times.
All of you were worthless garbage from the start. Your actions didn't change anything.
>>33390076
Nta but I would, he got his friend to show his true colours. Better that he cheats now than before the marriage. I would tell the bride to be and stop being his friend personally
>>33390039
F, eh, I think my mom would chose someone suitable. My dad would chose someone he thinks is based, and he thinks someone is based, the more they are like him. So he would chose the guy thats most like him and honestly, that doesnโ€˜t sound very tempting.
I didn't know what a stag party was until now, interesting.
>>33390080
My boyfriend's not with me and even if he were, sweaty cuddles are his least favorite cuddles so I probably wouldn't have lucked out either until it cools down.
>>33390086
Also different anon but I really don't think a guy cheating under the "last night you're not married yet"-social pressure, direct intense peer pressure from one of his best friend and copious amounts of alcohol combo, means that one way or another he was guaranteed to step out on his (future) wife. At the very least OP robbed anyone of the chance of finding out if the guy could remain loyal when not literally bullied and bribed to fuck someone else.
>>33390083
Why are girls such prudes these days, you seem to hate ejaculates of all sorts
>>33390094
>sweaty cuddles are his least favorite cuddles
What a nerd, sweaty boobs are the best
>>33390098
Cheating is cheating, doesn't matter if he was drunk or it was a stag-do. People like this who are that weak-willed will cheat one way or another
>>33390102
yeah, all bodily fluids are gross
>>33390098
nta but yeah, both are awful people. OP for literally trying to ruin his friend's relationship for the lols, and the groom for agreeing to fuck a random stripper before his wedding.
>>33390103
>People like this who are that weak-willed will cheat one way or another
I don't believe this personally, especially because I think in a situation like this the motivation to not seem like a bore or pussywhipped or let down your friend or whatever, is at least as big a motivation as drunken sex with a random person you didn't even pick yourself...
>>33390103
It's not sweaty boobs he minds, he just gets really hot himself and cuddling only worsens that obviously.
>>33390109
>I don't believe this personally
Then you are just potentially a cheater too.
>these are the types of people getting married
scary
>>33390109
NTA
It's true that there was pressure, alcohol and other external circumstances. But I think that your will to not cheat should be more powerful than that.
>>33390107
Absolutely. What a worthless friend. "Now go enjoy the wedding we just tainted with guilt." It being a lousy impulse crime of opportunity only makes it even worse.
come on, are you guys really going to give this lame bait this much stage presence?
>>33390109
>motivation to not seem like a bore or pussywhipped or let down your friend or whatever
By cheating on his fiance??
>drunken sex with a random person you didn't even pick yourself
Presumably the stripper was hot and knew what she was doing, he just didn't want to turn down a good shag lol
I appreciate you trying to play devil's advocate but I have no sympathy. If I was the friend I would tell the wife-to-be ASAP
>>33390117
Could easily be b8 but this kinda shit happens unfortunately
almost every time i walk past a group of women they're talking about men. the bechdel test is just sour grapes from a lesbian.
>>33390112
I just don't think it's that simple. Loyalty is quite important to me and I have never cheated for what it's worth.

>>33390114
Absolutely, I'm not saying the groom was not to blame for it. Just that I think the idea that if he cheated under those circumstances, it absolutely would have happened one way or another, is really reassuring but doubtful.

He absolutely should've had more of a backbone and organizing a stag party I think he should have been somewhat ready for a scenario like this too, knowing he would have to shut that down right away.
>>33390117
Like we have anything better to do. At least it brings up topics to discuss like cheating.
I would not fuck a stripper if I was to be married because that's how loyalty works. Why hurt someone I love?
>>33388982 (OP)
Both genders

Due to unexplained convenient rules, you can travel in time, but only to wars. You can choose to travel to any war in human history, but you are forced to participate and can't choose a side, you're assigned at random. What war do you choose?
>>33390119
>By cheating on his fiance??
I know, unfortunately yeah plenty of social groups are like this. Look at the tone OP used ("what a madlad!"). He was a legend to them. That's VERY important to some young men.

>he just didn't want to turn down a good shag
Doesn't compute with OP saying he both offered to pay for it and pressured him though.

>I have no sympathy
I don't feel I have more sympathy for the groom than you do, just less for his friend.
>>33390110
Ah fair enough, I get similar, but don't mind it especially if the girl is also sweaty
>>33390121
>quite important
Only quite important?
>>33390121
>if he cheated under those circumstances, it absolutely would have happened one way or another
If he fucked a cheap stripper just because you egged him on, he'll be tempted to do that kind of thing again lol
First girl I had sex with and fell for was a stripper. God I love strippers, they're so hot and wholesome. Words can't describe the social good they bring into the world by stripping and talking sweet things to men
>>33390124
engish civil wars. i'd be equally keen fighting for both sides.
>>33390125
>That's VERY important to some young men
Guess I'm just too much of an autist and too much of a snake to relate. I'd throw the cunt under the bus without thinking twice lol
>both offered to pay for it and pressured him though
So he was getting a free good shag kek
>>33390127
Need Anora gf
>>33390130
Same
>>33390126
>Only quite important?
As opposed to? The only thing that matters? I'm confused.

>he'll be tempted to do that kind of thing again
We will never know but this is just really doubtful to me. A lot of people are in a weird headspace right before getting married. It was a celebration hyped for him to be a once in a lifetime thing. I think most people are never around strippers other than for a stag party in the first place...

Again I get it's really reassuring to be like if the bad thing happened, it would have happened one way or another, I just don't buy that it's that simple. Groom is responsible but his friend sure fucked him over.
>>33390127
I dated one who had BPD and not really "wholesome" kek but she had her sweet moments
Also out of my league looks-wise
Eventually she just offered to be fwb (before blowing up at me over something else), in hindsight I should've just accepted kek
>>33390132
>As opposed to?
As opposed to very/extremely important lol. Not the only thing that matters ofc but loyalty is the foundation to marriage
If he was truly loyal to his fiance/wife, he wouldn't have cheated, it is that simple imo
Would you want to be with someone who would cheat under the "right circumstances"?
>>33390124
f
for maximum absurdity:
1838 pastry war
for maximum moral ambiguity:
the thirty years war
for maximum kino: trojan war or wwII
>>33390124
This would literally take at least a year of research for me.
>>33390124
korean war
>>33390138
just chose some, itโ€˜s not that deep
>>33390124
>can't choose a side,
Nigga, what? Am I fighting both sides?
>>33390145
nta but you are probably just assigned a side randomly
>>33390123
What if your wife really, really wanted you to?
>>33390135
>As opposed to very/extremely important lol.
Right, to be honest English isn't my first language and I cannot really distinguish to that level, "quite" and "very" are synonymous to me. But no absolutely, if I felt no desire to have my partner's back and be committed/loyal to them no matter what, I would leave.

>Would you want to be with someone who would cheat under the "right circumstances"?
If I can choose then obviously no. But just because I know my partner is faithful, has been faithful, doesn't mean I would put a gun to my head that I would vouch he would 100% never ever cheat, no matter how hard he was pursued, no matter how sick or drunk or high he was in the moment. There are other things I would vouch he would absolutely never do no matter what, but not that. And he has never given me reason to doubt, you just don't always know. Ask a decades long married couple how often they were surprised to realize something about their partner even after many years, they will always have examples.
>>33390145
What part of "your're forced to participate" and "you can't pick a side, you're assigned at random" is unclear?
imma be honest, people that get so pressed about cheating are weird
>>33390152
I don't get it either. Which is better, letting this guy smash someone else ONCE before committing for life OR ruining the whole marriage?

Women are weird and kinda evil
>>33390149
Nah then I'd be committing moral injury on myself. Not worth it. Pussy ain't worth going mad.
>>33390153
You don't think emptying his balls in another woman actually rid him of his desire to be with anyone but his wife for the rest of his life right?

I agree it's possible to be too intense about cheating. It baffles me when people say it's the very worst thing you could ever do to a person in a relationship when there are people that literally find ways to physically hurt their partner all the time without anyone being able to tell. But still the idea that last-minute stepping out "solves" anything is delusional. Either you don't really care about spending all your sexual energy on one person and then the stripper was pointless. Or you very much care and then one final shag with someone else won't make decades of monogamy feel any less monogamous.
>>33390153
no, I agree, this guy and his friend are both shitty people, if they are even real, but what weirds me out is these people that think there is people that arenโ€˜t shitty if given the right circumstances
they really think they can get a partner thats super-human, flawless and they also need them to prove to them in every possible way that they think they are gods gift to humanity and nobody could ever come close or tempt them in any way
it just reeks of immaturity, insecurity, naivety and self centeredness
but to each their own I guess
>>33390152
I agree in principle but now is not the time. Women need to be corrected until they slow down cheating and moneky branching.
>>33390160
oh so itโ€˜s just empty virtue signaling to get others to fall in line and do as you want them to? got it
>>33390150
>"quite" and "very" are synonymous to me.
"Quite" generally means "moderately", except when the adjective that follows it is one that doesn't have degrees. "Quite tired" means moderately tired or fairly tired. But "quite exhausted" means completely exhausted, because there aren't really degrees of exhaustion. "Very" means highly, or extremely.
Morning faggits
>>33390165
itโ€˜s 1pm
>>33390162
It's harmful behavior. When women start pushing to normalize something, the results tend to be poor. Serial partner hopping shouldn't be normalized.
>>33390168
I never said anything about normalizing but the fact you project all cheating on women and only talk about female disloyalty is very telling about what kind of person you are.
>>33390163
Unironically thank you for explaining, I will file it away in the long term memory!
>>33390167
Not in America
>>33390170
Female disloyalty can't exist in a vacuum. But it seems to exist almost everywhere and people are being gaslit into believing that it's not ACTUALLY disloyalty.
>>33390150
>, to be honest English isn't my first language and I cannot really distinguish to that level
Oh okay apologies, no worries
>If I can choose then obviously no
So at least OP's friends fiance in this case is able to choose, if someone tells her lol
>>33390124
>What war do you choose?
F
Emu War. If the Emus need a stealth soldier, I'll put my hand on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana and burn my fucking fingerprints off.
>>33390165
Afternoon
>>33390153
If he wants to fuck other people he shouldn't be marrying his fiance
I'm not even religious or really believe in the institution of marriage, but it is symbolic
>>33390176
No apologies necessary, I am happy to find out before I ever face to face say something I don't actually mean to suggest...

>involuntary memory of me pronouncing akin as "achin(g)" for years before finding out

Anyway sure I am 100% in favor of her finding out.
>>33390157
I do, men don't function like girls
what does aura famring mean
>>33390153
They ruined the marriage when they decided to cheat
>>33390182
>aura famring
It's when you call your famalam to tell them you've maxxed out your aura from farming on Minecraft
>>33390182
Don't worry about it
>>33390182
Looking cool
>>33390186
btu why is it called farming??? like idgi where are you harvesting the aura from? what
>>33390177
Fuck I was gonna pick this. It's over I thought i had an original thought for once
>>33390188
Its stupid zoomer ebonic language
The more you talk like an uneducated inner city African American the more "cool" you are
>>33390178
>>33390183
It was just one time nut give him a break, he's committing to you for life, let him cum
>>33390188
Bear with me because I'm old so I might be a little off too. But I always understood aura farming to be like a variety on karma farming, trying to be popular on reddit for internet points. The "farming" is used to suggest massive scale, efficiency.

AFAIK gen Z uses aura as a sort of stand-in for charisma/good vibes/good karma? So aura farming is like sending out stuff that will reel in all the aura like an efficient harvest season.
>>33390192
And obviously if you don't want your future husband to cheat keep his balls empty
>>33390174
it is disloyalty, but I donโ€˜t get why you are so obsessed with female disloyalty when itโ€˜s simply a human flaw in general
my point is more about the moralfagging of people being outraged by a human being daring to be flawed, it seems comical to me really
it feels like a desperate attempt to feel better about their own flawed nature by gasping and pointing and shrieking how they are at least not as flawed as THOSE people
it seems so arrogant โ€žwell I certainly would never accept a partner that is flawed in any way, because I actually have dignity and nothing but total perfection is good enough for meโ€œ
itโ€˜s so full of themselves, lol
Iโ€˜m not saying itโ€˜s np and should have no consequences, but I am just wondering about this weird idea that humans must exist that are flawless and that those humans would want anything to do with the flawed people judging others for being flawed
the only logical explanation is that those people must think that they themselves are flawless, so they deserve a flawless partner
and that checks out because it seems to often be the people unable to own up to their own flaws, the ones that love being the victim and blaming all their flaws on others for โ€ždamagingโ€œ them, or โ€žseeing them as damaged when they are actually flawless and just misunderstoodโ€œ, or having โ€žunfair measurements for what is and isnโ€™t flawedโ€œ, like their parents, the system, society, the opposite gender, whatever
just something to think about
>>33390194
ah, interesting
>>33390189
nta but thats the most obvious haha lole so randum le funny reddit choice anon
>>33390192
He should be cumming in/on his fiance, not strippers lol
>>33390208
Well his fiancee should've helped him with that instead
Can you fags stop arguing whether cheating is bad or not
>>33390197
You have to remember that most men don't date nowadays and the ones here are even less likely to be dating. In this context, it's quite obvious that a female partner who doesn't cheat and change her man every 2.5 weeks is desirable. It's not like she has to be flawless in every way. We're not the only ones cheating here, so 'accepting' a girl whose phone lights up 10 times a day with cheating opportunities isn't really a match.
>>33390215
You could've used that message to bring up a new topic. Now that post will be nothing more than a remainder of your inability to change things that bother you.
>>33390217
Every reasonable question that could've been asked about the opposite gender has already been asked. This thread doesn't need to exist anymore.
>>33390216
I think you are absolutely divorced from reality, which honestly makes sense
How do girls even get cheated on? Keeping your man happy should be one of the easiest things in life
>>33390220
In what way? Do you really think that every man starts cheating as soon as he gets a girlfriend?
>>33390219
Then ask unreasonable ones.
>>33390219
then why are you here?
>>33390226
Shitposting and using it as a chatroom
>>33390188
Aura is just zoomer slang for style, which encompasses panache and the manner in which you carry yourself.

Farming is because you're trying to force a moment or repeatedly trying to be cool even when you don't need to or situation-appropriate.

I'm an ESL zoomie so I'm a bit off but that's basically the gist of it.
>>33390221
>if you get cheated on you failed to keep your man happy
Right.
>>33390222
no, in the way that you think girls shamelessly looking for options whilst in a relationship is something that actually happens frequently irl
they might do it secretly or reluctantly, but not like this
or what kind of social circles do you frequent? because I canโ€˜t say Iโ€˜ve ever observed this kind of behavior myself
>>33390227
then why moan about the state of the thread?
>>33390232
Im not moaning about the state of the thread. Its been like this since before i ever came here. Im moaning about a particular chain of replies that I personally find annoying.
>>33390153
the person choosing to be a disloyal, dishonest gooner is what ruined the marriage anon. not the person choosing to leave.
>>33390236
then start a better one
>>33390221
because the people they are dating choose to cheat on them, for varied reasons, mainly that the cheaters have no moral framework
>>33390238
Okay ill start
State gender
What kind of plants do you like
I like mangroves
>>33390230
I've got second hand info from my sister about her female friends and most of my suspicions are usually validated. Granted, they're a few years younger but it's not like my generation is vastly different (if anything, zoomers hide and obscure their shitty dating practices better). I'll also note that my sister's friends aren't really the party-girl Stacy type, and yet...
post gender and what's for breakfast, anons?
>>33390242
Krystal sunrisers
Basically little fast food breakfast sandwiches with sausage and egg
It'd pobably be illegal in europe cuz of the shit they probably put in it
>>33390242
m
i just had some toast and peanut butter. i'm going to cut an apple in a bit.
>>33390242
F, really struggling with my appetite so I've just been drinking coffee so far. Either I will have yogurt with cereal in a bit or I'll go straight for the vegetable soup leftovers as it's long past noon by now.
>>33389255
nah moist is actually just a certified qt
>>33390242
Frozen chicken biscuit sandwich
>>33390242
M
Leftover deer liver
>>33390240
I love all flowers that are herbacious. Poppies, buttercups, cornflowers, malva...
>>33390240
f. japanese maples are very pretty
maple in general is just a very good tree
>>33390242
English muffin toasted w butter, then an overmedium egg with melted cheese on it. An assortment of berries after.
>>33390221
How many incredibly easy things do you fail to do on a daily basis anon?
Life is hard and gets complicated.
>>33390241
yes, but what some random teenage girls think about is not the same as what adult women actually do
or do you also take every dumb idea teenage boys have as a valid assessment of how all adult men behave?
everyone has the potential to act immature and in egoistic self interest, but the mark of a mature person is to not act on that potential
assuming that the potential dictates the behavior is either a confession of ones own character or a misjudgment of how morality works
>>33389268
i like being called cute. why is this stated like a widespread phenomenon i've never heard this ever
>>33390254
shut the fuck up and go cheat on your wife by gooning to shota with jh again
>>33390124
Cola war
I'm staring down the barrel.
>>33390257
I don't think it's widespread but I know my sister gets called cute a lot (granted in our first language it is a little less ambivalent between adorable and sexy, more just adorable) and I know she hates it. Especially if she gets a little angry and people call her cute over it, which happens a lot. She's short and petite and for whatever reason it makes people feel like they can fawn over her out loud like she's a kid.

I reckon some women feel the same about the English cute? First I hear of it too though, I have previously only heard complaints from guys feeling emasculated over the word.
>>33390124
kms bc why the fuck would i want to fight in any war ever
>>33390261
wine barrel or rifle?
>>33390261
How clean is the bore
Any frosting, pitting? Sharp grooves? Is it bent?
>>33390256
Unfortunately they're not teenage, they're in their mid twenties. But yeah, I keep being told things like this: that my observations aren't a good measure of how people act. I'm also aware of what confirmation bias is and how it works. But at some point counterexamples become necessary, and I'm not really seeing them.
>>33390265
Well one usually comes after the other.
>>33390263
yeah this is not a thing in english, cute is a generally accepted compliment meaning somewhat attractive but a few tiny penoid men get really in their feelings about it.
>>33390242
M bread roll with butter. And a vanilla alpro dessert
>>33390240
M
I dont know shit about plants. Are there any that's really cool?
>>33390267
NTA but I've been here a long time. It's good that you are aware of perception and confirmation bias.

The issue is you say, counterexamples are necessary. But finding proof of someone not being a good person is a lot harder than finding proof that they are. After all, someone can act all devoted and still cheat. So you get yourself stuck in a catch-22 when you believe every single story you hear about women cheating, but stories about women not cheating (as far as anyone knows) or being committed are filed away as "who knows, no evidence of anything YET". Then you effectively got yourself to a point where you will never be convinced.
>>33390274
>But finding proof of someone not being a good person is a lot harder than finding proof that they are.
Welp, the other way around obviously, it's easier to prove someone's shitty than prove they aren't shitty. Or be convinced someone's shitty vs being convinced they truly are not.
>>33390258
Hush. Adults are speaking.
>>33390274
Seeing people in long term relationships, getting married and having children would be quite convincing. What I'm seeing, however, are women who date a guy for a couple of months. Guess how many weddings my sister has been invited to?
Or, let's lower the bar a bit more: seeing women within a friends group NOT date the very same guy simultaneously would be quite convincing.
State gender
One shared blanket or seperate blankets?
>>33390280
>Seeing people in long term relationships, getting married and having children would be quite convincing.
Maybe. Or you would think they rushed into a loveless marriage before endless sex wasn't readily available anymore? Because that's a common take of marriage too, if you're really distrusting.

Anyway
>women who date a guy for a couple of months
Why are you assuming those guys wanted to get married if not for the women? Serial dating has long been more common with the rise of dating apps. "Fuckboys" are a whole genre. Young people have always been known for being impulsive and fickle and having a short attention span. So it seems there are plenty of reasons marriage isn't all around you without no woman taking love seriously anymore?
>>33390267
what people discuss with their friends behind closed doors (which is the info you get from your sister), is not necessarily how these girls would actually act when it came to it, no? or what exactly are these observations you are making? is it really that they cheat on their husbands because โ€žthey just felt like itโ€œ or is it more that they talk about finding a guy at work cute but have no plans to ever act on that? do you understand that this is like eavesdropping on locker room talk? do you also think that every one of your friends that has ever said an inappropriate joke in company of โ€žthe boysโ€œ actually had plans to do exactly that? or do you think that letting your guard down with your friends and not taking things so serious is not the same as what people then actually chose to do? do you really think every time one of your bros said โ€žiโ€˜d smash thatโ€œ about someoneโ€˜s mom that he would truly throw his whole life away to get a piece of that pussy and not care about the consequences and implications of such actions? or do you wish that people didnโ€˜t even have such thoughts or ideas to begin with? because thats simply unrealistic
the mark of a mature person is not to never have a flawed thought or emotion but wether or not they let those influences their actual behavior
assuming that saying things always means someone would do it if given the opportunity is just - weird
iโ€˜ve joked about robbing a bank before but ofc I would never actually do it because I am not retarded
I know it would never be worth it but itโ€˜s still a fun thought experiment to joke about
it sounds a bit like you use your sister as a way to get your bias confirmed that all women are whores and would cheat and monkey branch if given the opportunity, just because they voice a less than perfect thought every now and then
or what exactly is this about? them talking to multiple men when trying to find a bf? can you be more specific?
>>33388982 (OP)
This might be silly of me to ask, but why is /atoga/'s image a pleather-clad woman pretending to look fierce while brandishing dual dildos while also pretending that her insufficient boobs could spill out of her pleather?
>>33389004
I wish I could find an anonette who wanted babies. I've got the house, the job, the education, all the pre-reqs.
>>33389168
> Pay us what you owe us.
Those are WNBA players. The WNBA has reported a net financial loss every year since its beginning in 1997. They lost $40MM last year. What are the players owed?
>>33390289
One giant comforter pinned inside a lovely comforter cover.
>>33390287
what kind of people do you associate yourself with? Iโ€˜ve never seen anyone do that irl ever
even just dating someone that someone you know has dated before is seen with suspicion from what I am observing
>>33390293
God why can't weeb girls be real
>>33390294
>One giant comforter pinned inside a lovely comforter cover.
Is this not a duvet? My gf loves laundry day when I wash the duvet cover. She can't into knots (despite her pretensions to being a "rope bunny') well enough to tie the cover to the duvet, so I do that, but she loves jumping into the duvet cover to grab the corners and turn it right-side-out.
>>33390289
M
Separate full beds
>>33389168
Their league is losing money every year. They should be paying us
>>33390242
m
parsley and carrots
>>33390300
I hate it when European hotels push two separate twin beds together and call it a "letto matrimoniale" as if they imagined that one of you wasn't going to end up in the crack between the two, slowly pushing the mattresses apart.
>>33390289
>One shared blanket or seperate blankets?
M. Fuck blankets. Duvet every time. And my partner and I have separate bedrooms.
>>33390293
>why is /atoga/'s image a pleather-clad woman pretending to look fierce while brandishing dual dildos while also pretending that her insufficient boobs could spill out of her pleather?
I was honestly more curious if that was John Rhys Davies. I checked his IMDB but pic related.
>>33390289
f, ideally separate beds but if thats not an option then absolutely separate blankets
sleep quality should not be compromised for some weird ideas about what is and isnโ€˜t romantic
the best thing for a relationship is when everyone gets a restful night sleep consistently
State gender:

Are fujoshis (women obsessed with male x male pairings, fictional or otherwise) spiritual cuckqueans?
>>33390304
are you a rabbit?
>>33390311
They're just the female equivalent of pornbrained coomers
>>33390311
F, they seem to have a thing for humiliating others sexually
>>33390290
>"Fuckboys" are a whole genre
The main genre, by the looks of it.
>>33390292
>what people discuss with their friends behind closed doors (which is the info you get from your sister), is not necessarily how these girls would actually act
It's the real deal. How those people behave publicly is a facade.
My actual suspicion can be condensed as follows: within this environment, women date for fun and there are almost no restraints or consequences. Them, along with a small subset of men, are in the fun space. Everyone else is in the "single" space and will likely remain there for a very long time.
>them talking to multiple men when trying to find a bf?
That's already a given.
>>33390242
>what's for breakfast
M. Kedgeree with konjac rice.
>>33390307
I remember him from the one and only Indiana Jones movie that was ever made, despite the false rumors of failing sequels.
Women who are latina or Muslim
How would you feel as for revenge for breaking up with you, your boyfriend reported you to ICE and said you are an anti semite who hates America, ICE, and wants to bomb the government
Keep in mind you are not a man and you canโ€™t say โ€œmmmmmm yes, I am a chad, I will take all the coppas down with me!โ€ you are likely to be deported to El Salvador by this point
>>33390311
F
No they're just horny
tfw no gf
>>33390317
This is false. Breakfast foods do not begin with the letter "k."
>>33390316
>It's the real deal. How those people behave publicly is a facade.
ok, so what you do in incognito mode is your true character and you should publicly be judged based on that?
no wonder you canโ€˜t access the fun space to be honest
>>33389168
The top roght one needs to stop seething at and attacking their cash cow out of petty jelousey.
>>33390309
This is good idea save special occasions.
I have never slept in a bed with a woman and not woke up pushed to the very edge of the bed and with only a foot of blanket or less
Is it that hard to have sex with your man three times a week to prevent cheating?
>>33390311
M
No they're just weird and horny
>>33390312
i was concerned the parsley was going to get a bit wilted if i didn't have it soon, so i had it for breakfast to get it out of the way. it turns out there was no need for concern, it was still wonderfully fresh. the carrot was nice and stiff.
>>33390327
thats not how cheating works and only people that have no life experience think this way
>>33390327
M
That's a little much imo.
Maybe once a week tops
>>33390324
hnngh all that bacon
>>33390311
F, wtf no? Why does everyone accept as a fact of life that men love seeing two women be sexual together but the opposite is totally fucked and needs to be psychologically diagnosed?
>>33390325
I'm not publicly judging them and trying to shame them, I'm describing to you what I've heard. On an anonymous message board where I'm allowed to express my opinion and where I don't care about being called an incel, or whatever the kneejerk reaction usually is.
>>33390329
why do you have to word this so weirdly sexual? you sure you arenโ€˜t a bunny in heat? you sound like oneโ€ฆ
>>33390331
How does it work then
>>33390334
Men who are "into" lesbians are just as pathetic if not more.
>>33390332
Get ur T checked
>>33390299
>Is this not a duvet?
Extremely similar. The inner piece is an actual quilted comforter, capable of being used alone. Whereas a duvet insert is more fluffy and not used on its own.
>>33390327
Men are evil
>>33390335
no, I am saying that you say what someone does in private is their true nature and thus should be what they get judged by and treated accordingly in public
and I am asking you if you would be comfortable with that logic being applied to yourself and if you would deem it fair and right
>>33390319
>Keep in mind you are not a man and you canโ€™t say โ€œmmmmmm yes, I am a chad, I will take all the coppas down with me!โ€
As someone who works at a university where women are, unfortunately, allowed to speak and use e-mail, you have it backwards. The faculty members who think "I'm going to resist ICE and shelter my undocumented students in my office" are all women. The men have no desire to get arrested resisting a federal law enforcement officer on behalf of some illegal. It's like how it's always women who push for wars (The White Feather Campaign, "Don't let George do it, you do it!").
>>33390340
Still I've never seen anyone throw a fit over that or ponder how it is possible or what it says about their character.

Personally I think attaching strong emotions to what makes others horny is pointless and all around a waste of energy.
>>33390338
there is a lot of different reasons why people cheat, sexual dissatisfaction is only one of them
and even assuming that frequency of sex is all thats needed for sexual satisfaction is naive at best
>>33390343
How
>>33390341
I did actually, it was around 650ish
>>33390344
Yes, that'd be fine. What I do in private is still part of who I am, especially if it also involves other people.
>>33390336
it was just very tasty, is all. there's nothing like morning breakfast
>>33390352
this implies the existence of evening breakfast
>>33390354
Nta
Well yeah? Sometimes you have breakfast for dinner
>>33390307
>I was honestly more curious if that was John Rhys Davies.
Could be. The girl is Tabrett Bethell as Cara Mason in season 2 of "Legend of the Seeker". John Rhys Davies does appear in one episode that season. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1598281/
>>33390327
>If someone does something bad it's always someone else's fault.
Uh huh.
Women, which do you prefer: Claude Debussy or Erik Satie?
>>33390348
>>33390359
What's a man supposed to do other than cheat if their girlfriend is against sex?
>>33390360
only guys like satie
>>33390351
you still have not given me actual information of what those things are you observe in your sisters friends that confirms that they are all bad people
all you said is that they talk to multiple men when not in a relationship and that they date for fun
which I take it, is not aligned with your values?
what would you want them to do instead? be smitten only by one man and have no eyes for anyone else right away (and by right away, that would mean as soon as their interest for the opposite gender awakes, so around age 11) and immediately want to spend the rest of their life with that one man?
>>33390324
>Breakfast foods do not begin with the letter "k."
There is a breakfast cereal called "Special K".
>>33390361
bait question, kys
>>33390364
Ketamine is a terrible way to start your day.
>>33390361
>What's a man supposed to do other than cheat if their girlfriend is against sex?
Break up with her. Or preferably not get involved with her in the first place.
>>33390367
I prefer Kerosene
>>33390364
kale
korean radish
>>33390365
It's not

>>33390368
But what if you love her and enjoy life together
>>33390324
>Breakfast foods do not begin with the letter "k."
Kielbasa is a breakfast food.
>>33390372
you fix your sex life idiot
>>33390365
If you punish your bf or husband by withholding sex, don't cry if he cheats. You agreed to be in a relationship, you have a duty to give him sex.
this world is so beautiful when magnified by four hundred times
>>33390374
your mom is a breakfast food
>>33390372
>But what if you love her and enjoy life together
Then suck it up and masturbate when necessary.
>>33390324
Kolaches
>>33390376
ok, this one is even more lame than the other
Women:

Have you ever had a crush on a guy because he acted very considerate of you and did you favours without asking for anything back?
>>33390377
Are you trying to find a moid's heart? Is that why you're using a microscope?
>>33390377
this world is so beautiful they had to invent war just to get people to go to work
>>33390377
itโ€˜s beautiful at every level of magnification
>>33390375
That's what cheating is

>>33390380
Girls think watching porn is just as bad
>>33390384
think you meant 'got the ick'
>>33390387
so true. i teared up looking through all of my photomicrographs today
>>33390384
I did fall for my husband because I observed him interacting with other people and he was always very kind, considerate, helpful and generous, yes.
>>33390383
>bait bait bait
If you can't uphold the terms of a relationship, why should he?
>>33390390
understandable
I love fat assed women I'm evil I'm a gooner hehehehe
>>33390396
self awareness is at least something
>>33389621
Idk because I do not try to date them.
>>33390388
>Girls think watching porn is just as bad.
That's bullshit, and even if it weren't bullshit, you don't need porn to masturbate.
>>33390399
Oh, they're sure missing out, kek.
>>33390402
Oh hell nah
>>33388982 (OP)
I'm in my mid 30s, never married, work min wagie jobs and live frugally. Live in my sisters backyard in a basic room that used to be a backyard office (according to the property advertisements.butnthey just used it to store stuff. Will my nephew and nieces see me as a loser?

I currently have around $120k in my stock portfolio which I add most of my income to nowadays and around $150k sitting in cash. Think that and whatever everything ends up growing to is enough to pay my sister's family back with?

What are some other things I can do with my cash to build it into something?

Apparently my mother's aunty (my grandpa's sister) never got married and lived with them every now and then when she was growing up. My mother speaks fondly of her. Will it be the same with me or is it different cos I'm a guy who literally lives in his younger sisters backyard lol?
Either gender: have you ever tried Couch-to-5-K programs or other app-based fitness training regimens? Do they work?
>>33390396
F
Based
aint nothing but a heartache
>>33390405
depends more on what kind of person you are outside of that but it sure doesnโ€˜t scream has his shit together and is enjoying life
>>33389892
Welp, now trying to flatten tummy is going to be that much more difficult without sex to help.
>>33390407
F
They work, assuming you're not obese and have a healthy heart/lungs. It's pretty much just progressive overload for cardio.
>>33390405
>What are some other things I can do with my cash to build it into something?
Check out >>>/biz/ and go all-in on one of their sure-fire bitcoin investment opportunities.
>>33390407
F, yeah, I did c25k a few years ago and after that followed it up with the 5to10k
itโ€˜s alright, it was fun then because I did it with my mom and we got to go for a run together three times a week in the forest
still went back to being a couch potato after, so idk if it was worth it
>>33390384
My very first crush in primary school was for 90% because he was the only boy who would let me play along with soccer (shit aim).

Also crushed on a lot of men I realized later were gay, for being both legitimately interested and attentive and not having a thirsty or even just hopeful vibe. So yeah I guess.
>>33390412
I'm obese and smoked/drank for years. The gf cured me of the smoking and drinking, but she's out of town for the summer, so I want to fix some of the obesity before she gets back to give her a surprise.
>>33390401
You do though
Men who seem to think that masturbation is impossible without porn: what do you think men jerked off to before the invention of photography?
>>33390405
For one thing I don't know how old your nephew and nieces are but kids under like ten usually just accept life as it comes. If they're used to you living in their backyard then that's their normal and they will only realize, like, in puberty that this could be a reason to consider someone a loser.

Still it also really matters how your sister and brother in law treat you. They are their primary role models and if they talk to you without respect (e.g. sending one of the kids over at a weird time to ask something with the argument that it's not like you will ever be busy with something important - vs being very stern with the kids about respecting your boundaries and privacy) the kids will not develop it either and the other way around.
>>33389990
Whatever he has
>>33390407
M
No. Why do you need a program to run? 5K should be the bare minimum for everyone.
>>33390418
NTA but if you are obese and especially if you have been for a long time, consider swimming if you can. It's a high-intensity workout but it's not hard on your joints like jogging or something. It also relaxes most people.
>>33390422
Imagination obviously. Mileage varies.
>>33389990
weirds me out because that happens due to scarring in the sponge tissue, which means he either is a mega gooner or used to hump his mattress like crazy as a kid or something like that
If itโ€˜s just a slight bend then I guess thats the normal human body, but if itโ€˜s a very noticeable curve, it would give me pause
What's a good time for running a mile, 8 minutes?
>>33390405
>live in a shed in my sister's backyard
Yes they are going to think you are a loser or an eccentric
>aunty never got married and lived with them
It is unfair but yes a man living off his sister's generosity for life will be seen in a much more negative light than the reverse, same with living with parents.
>>33390422
People they know and the underwear section of the sears catalogue.
Is the former something you prefer?
>>33389990
Never seen one in person, but I've heard that certain curves can hit the g-spot well.
>>33390436
it takes about 16 minutes to walk a mile, so you should be halving that at the very least
>>33390436
>What's a good time for running a mile, 8 minutes?
Define "good". And do you mean you run one mile and then stop, or one mile in the middle of a marathon?
>>33390039
No. Because they think I'm not absolutely icked from hulking underwear model looking conservative guys. It's viceral.
>>33390410
>depends more on what kind of person you are outside

What do you mean? In a pretty simple dude. I really don't do much outside of work besides read or go walk around the area or workout/exercise.

Don't really know what else I'm supposed to do? I don't really see myself getting married at this point and have only had a gf once when I was 20. I just don't think I'm compatible or supposed to be with anyone. I can't even maintain friendships. I get a long great with people where I meet them but having to see them outside of that setting really throws me off, almost confuses me sometimes. Eg. If I met someone at a Muay Thai gym, I wouldn't want to see them outside of that. If i met someone at soup van volunteering I don't feel comfortable seeing them outside of that.

It's a problem I've had my whole life which is probably why I could never rmaintain relationships. Even my sister and her family. I have a hard time going somewhere with them or hanging out with them outside of their home. Or even the rest of my family for that matter. I can't go to restaurants or see them outside of the setting I generally know them from.

I dont know what mental illness that is but I have it lol.
>>33390439
>the underwear section of the sears catalogue.
Before the invention of photography? Doubtful.
>>33390080
I have AC.
Why cuddle outside?
>>33390401
I really can't take anti-porn women seriously anymore
>don't use porn to masturbate moids!
>and don't think of anyone you know!
>and don't think of any female celebrities!
>and don't read any erotica either, that's objectifying somehow
>now excuse me while I go read Werewolf Billionaire gangbang 7 and blast my self with the Hitachi mutilator 5000
>I read it for the plot of course
>>33390443
Beggars can be choosers apparently
>>33390039
F
Oh god, the mental imagine of having to marry some basedboy liberal makes me want to kill myself.
>>33390440
Women, is the "g-spot" real, or is it just another fiction like the "clitoris" and the "hysterical paroxysm?"
>>33390444
>dont know what mental illness that is but I have it
probably obsessed with your image since you seem to have a curated self for every situation that is incompatible with the self you have for a different situation
you seem very fractured
.
>>33390039
M
I dont think they know me well enough
>>33390456
donโ€˜t let your dreams be dreams
It's so weird to me that my parents only had sex to make children.
>>33390448
NTA
Anon, have you considered that the anti-porn women and the women who read degenerate romance novels aren't the same women?
>>33390039
>If your parents were put into a position to choose a spouse for you do you trust they would make a good choice?
M. Yes, definitely (so long as we ignore the issue of the person they choose actually being attracted to me).
>>33390289
Multiple blankets. Like 4.
Where to find a 18-23 year old gf for a serious relatiobship as a 34 year old man?

Also for women- would girls that age go for a guy that age if they like the guy or would they be too worried what everyone would say?
>>33390460
>It's so weird to me that my parents only had sex to make children.
That seems unlikely.
>>33390460
thats what you think
>>33390465
Honest answer? Find girls with daddy issues or gold diggers.
>>33390448
>don't use porn to masturbate moids!
>and don't think of anyone you know!
>and don't think of any female celebrities!
>and don't read any erotica either, that's objectifying somehow
No woman in human history has ever said all of that.
>>33390465
youโ€˜d have to go for the trailer trash ones where their dad is too busy being drunk and beating their mom to give a shit about what happens to his daughter
they will also think you are genuinely an amazing man for having a job and not being drunk every evening, so itโ€˜s easy to impress them and make them think youโ€˜re a catch
>>33390257
>>33390270
Plenty of women hate it in these threads
>>33390467
>>33390466
They also never show any affection to each other or kiss and spend most of their time away from each other. Are they just that good at hiding it.
>>33390448
whatever happened to just enjoying the physical pleasure you idiot
>>33390454
>is the "g-spot" real
Yes and no. It's not a distinct structure, just a place where you tend to be able to stroke the internal parts of the clitoris through the vaginal wall.
>>33390460
My dad met my mom at a bar where he used to hang out when he was supposed to be working or home with his wife. Mom gave him such a good time that he left his first wife, with whom he'd already had three children. The first wife wasn't very good at sex and apparently just thought it was for procreation. I'm the result of Dad learning that there was more to sex than just making babies.
>>33390476
yes
>>33390465
Yeah that's going to be hard. I don't think most 18-23 yo's if they are really into you are going to be stopped because people might look at you weird. That's prime "fuck you dad, it's not a phase" ages.

That said, even if you were like 25 years old it would be hard to find a girl 18-23 for a serious long term relationship... Because people those ages are more preoccupied with finding themselves and figuring out what they want than anything else.
>>33390481
the fact you know all this is very gross
>>33390445
Depends on how far back you go, erotic artwork is as old as mankind, but materials created specifically as a private masturbation aid really exploded with the printing press and became common after that. "French Postcards" were a pretty common type of porn in North America during the 1800s, basically imagine a post card with a clearly pornographic image and it comes pre-written with a fake message from a French friend so that if authorities or your wife find it you can just claim the French are perverts and this is what your friend sends you. The 1900s saw the Tijuana Bible as the primary porn, which could be bought all over most major cities, then photography became easy and common enough that real pictures displaced illustration.

This all of course discounts the fact that burlesque and prostitution were both much more easily available and widely used in those eras, point is this feminist idea that men never had sexual outlets until Playboy is retarded.
>>33390457
You could tell them in one short conversation.
>>33390039
M
Yes.
I would let them know the basics before they find her:
>she must be a virgin
>I must think she's pretty
>below 21
>preferably a blonde with blue eyes but wouldn't mind a brunette if she's hot enough
>not fat
>no fucking tattoos or piercings
>can't wear make-up
>>33390482
Should I ask my parents? I feel like that would be so weird lol, like I shouldn't know about that.
>>33390488
lol
>>33390476
That may be what they're like now. Doesn't mean they always were.
>>33390423
Nah they respect my privacy and don't ever expect me to just look after their kids with the attitude of "it's not like you're doing anything anyways"

They're still under 10 btw but yes I'm wondering one they hit puberty.

Tbh my sister and her husband were the ones telling me to come live with them for over a year (was at my parents)

>>33390455
I'm not even sure it's that. I just have very selected places where I go. Anything outside of that freaks me out nd I research every aspect of a new place I can't get out of going. Eg. Parking situations, weird roads or paths on the way etc. I've seen a therapist in the past and they mentioned agoraphobic tendencies but I don't know.

But I really struggle with the whole idea of going to this place or that place on a whim. Where most people seem to have no issues just going there. I feel it's the biggest thing that's held me back in life especially in terms of jobs
>>33390384
That is how all my crushes have formed, but I don't pursue them because I know it's learned behavior on men's part and they're doing it for pussy even if they're pretending not to
>>33390445
Whoops, misread that. Before the internet and before tv got all R rated tho the sears cataloge was the most risque thing around.
>>33390492
no? thats their private life, itโ€˜s none of your business and there is no point in you knowing any details
>>33390488
NTA
I never want to hear moids bitch about women having ridiculously high standards ever again.
>>33390468
>>33390465
Just visit a bar near your local college. There are plenty of young women in the 18-23 year range who are looking for a man who isn't an absolute waste of flesh like most 18-23 year old boys are now. The boys are all busy getting huffing galaxy gas and playing video games; if they even do think about women, they just act like entitled shits. The women of that age group are fed up with the boys and are very willing to date someone a bit older. Many aren't even looking for someone "sophisticated," just someone who isn't a strung-out self-obsessed shitbag.
>>33390486
>this feminist idea that men never had sexual outlets until Playboy
No feminist thinks that.
>>33390494
Oh true.
>>33390499
Ok ok
>>33390495
>Anything outside of that freaks me out nd I research every aspect of a new place I can't get out of going. Eg. Parking situations, weird roads or paths on the way etc.
so you need everything to always go your way and there never being any awkward or uncomfortable or unexpected situation ever? sounds like little bitch syndrome to me
>>33390496
>learned behavior
Isnt that all behavior? Or were you born sayimg please and thank you?
>have crush at church
>I act awkward
>He acts awkward
>Exchange stiff greetings and leave
>Repeat every Sunday
I'm exhausted and don't know what to do
>>33390511
stop acting awkward
>>33390327
With the way I want to have sex, once a week is usually plenty. But also I do not have jealousy and would agree to them having safe consentual sex with someone you know the full name and address of.
>>33390511
say something unhinged to break the ice
>>33390504
Look we can "no true scotsman" all day, but the reality is that feminism is just an anti-male movement and is extremely sex negative around heterosexual men as a rule and seeks to attack any expression of it for reasons that don't really hold up under scrutiny.
>>33390515
>the way I want to have sex
and what way is that?
>know the full name and address of
how is that relevant?
I got invited to go play video games today with a guy I'm seeing. Men, what are the chances he means he wants to have sex vs actually play stupid video games?
>>33390501
How are those high standards? I just want someone that's active physically and we could do sports together. Female athletes should easily match those standards.
>>33390495
>They're still under 10 btw but yes I'm wondering one they hit puberty.
There will no doubt come a point where they roll their eyes at the uncle who lives in their garden, but who cares. It's inevitable. Rest assured if they hit those ages the opinions they'll have on their own parents will be so much worse still. And they will grow out of it too.
>>33390519
depends on what kind of moid he is, could genuinely mean nerd videogame shit
>>33390511
>I'm exhausted and don't know what to do
Ask him out.
>>33390519
What are you playing?
>>33390519
100%
>>33390511
If it's at church you have to ask him out first, no man will ask a girl at his home church out, I'd say church might be an even more hostile place for a male approach than the common workplace, nut up and go ask if he wants to get coffee sometime.
>>33390520
Anon, she's practically bursting out of those pants. Much too fat.
>>33390517
>he reality is that feminism is just an anti-male movement
No.
>>33390520
>she must be a virgin
>I must think she is pretty
>below 21
>I just want a female athlete who works out man? Why are you judging me?
>>33390501
Cope. The don't be fat thing is a perfectly reasonable standard.
>>33390531
>>33390520
where's that anorexic bitch, i want her to post again
>>33390449
I'm not begging. I do not want anyone.
>>33390524
How can I tell? He is a nerd, but he doesn't seem awkward.
>>33390527
Idk he talks about so many and he didn't say which specifically. That's what made me think it's a codeword. Like Netflix.
>>33390528
That's what I'm thinking.
Either gender, how do you feel about polyamory?
A younger girl I worked with a few years back e-mailed me out of the blue and said that she'd talked it over with her primary partner/dom and thought it might be fun to add me as a partner, and she wants to come visit me soon. What would /atoga/ respond?
>>33390539
a man inviting you to his place always has the hope that it ends with him balls deep in one if your holes
Need a woman who wants this.
>>33390531
Replied to myself by accident. Anyways, cope. The don't be fat thing is a perfectly reasonable standard.
>>33390540
how many more times do you want to post about this?
yes, we get it, you got a huge ego boost out of it but itโ€˜s honestly getting boring
>>33390456
Why are girls such race traitors...
>>33390540
M

I find it disgusting and if a girl hit me up with an offer like that I'd honestly probably be depressed all day and wonder about the quality of people I hang out with.
>>33390542
>balls deep in one if your holes
Anon, there's a typo in that statement. It should have read "all," not "one."
>>33390543
I already have this
>>33390518
>and what way is that?
Hours long, bed moving, work hard play hard.
>how is that relevant?
Safety standard.
>>33390550
he can only be in one at a time
unless he invited his friends over I guess
>>33390554
that sounds horrible, not going to lie
the fuck do you even do for so long?
>>33390542
>>33390550
You beat me to the joke of "aw, just one?". But seriously, we are still at the flirty innuendo stage and none of it feels especially serious yet. So it feels like it'd come out of nowhere of that really was his intention.
>>33390520
>I just want someone that's active physically and we could do sports together.
Kek no. You want a virgin which rules out at least half of the women between 18 and 21. You have preferences for hair color and eye color - important ones too. You want her to never wear make up but I'm guessing you also want her to have great skin etc so she can actually pull off going barefaced well, pic related. It is already the exception for a woman to naturally have great skin with even-toned complexion, no bags or shadows around the eyes etc.

So you want a woman who naturally gets out of bed looking amazing, who is super young and untouched (figuratively and literally in terms of ink/piercings), who is slim (and I'm guessing you want her to have natural curves too and not just be a stick?) and I'm sure you would look her to be at least somewhat kind, mentally stable, sensible in terms of life choices, intelligent, into you? Oh and she needs to live in your area, be single and into you.

So yeah these are real high standards.
>>33390546
I've never posted this question. If you've seen it before, it must be because there are many people in the world who have many experiences in common drawn from the same, limited repertoire of possibilities. It's that shared set of experiences that make advice worthwhile, because, if every situation were wholly new and unprecedented, advice would be meaningless.
>>33390551
But you aren't my woman.
>>33390558
he probably knows itโ€˜s just wishful thinking but he certainly has already pictured you bent over the sofa with your panties around your knees
I need a boyfriend as a gay male.
>>33390562
correct
>>33390557
Wdym
>the fuck do you even do for so long?
Piv and lots of it.
>>33390568
sounds pointless
do you have end stage porn brain?
>>33390540
F, too complicated and time-consuming for me, it creates at least as many issues as it solves.

I would say feel free to take the girl up on her invite and fuck her, but don't become a side lover for her. Unless you feel like giving her the whole boyfriend package without an actual relationship in return.
>>33390570
I don't even watch porn, bro.
>>33390565
I'm straight and ugly but given the reaction of the patrons during some deliveries I did to gay bars you have it even easier than the women if that's possible
>>33390468
>>33390472
So you two are women and you don't like the idea, got it.

>>33390483
>>33390503
So only clubs and pubs, no other places?
>>33390568
>Piv and lots of it.
For hours on end? Only a lesbian like JH can give that to you. Moids will wilt like plucked flowers long before you're satisfied. You need a real woman.
>>33390529
The younger people at my church sometimes grab coffee after the service, I can try inviting him next time but he's never joined us before. I'm too chicken to actually ask him out though
>>33390576
>So you two are women and you don't like the idea, got it.
I have no opinion on the manner man. I'm just stating the facts on what kind of women are into men who are that much older than them.
>>33390540
F. I think it could be very fulfilling in a vacuum. I've been with a guy and a girl who genuinely made me feel loved, appreciated, and included in their lives. They floated the idea of including me in their relationship and even starting a family with the three of us. But that would mean it isn't just us three; and I can't speak for certain that a child I have wouldn't be negatively impacted by the atypical family structure. So I said no. And I think that's what any reasonable person with a kid in the picture or plans to have a kid should conclude as well.
>>33390578
>I'm too chicken to ask him
So you have a ready-made social group setting to pull him into and you're too chicken? You're shit out of luck then, again no guy is going to ask you out at church no matter how many "signals" you send.
>>33390576
>So only clubs and pubs, no other places?
I mean, unless you enroll in a university and take classes with some younger women, that's the most likely place to meet them. Maybe coffee shops.
The most (and best) sex I ever had was in grad school. Some were grad students, some undergrad. Just meeting women around campus without having to deal with bar issues was amazing.
>>33390563
So you're saying I should at least make him think more about it by being extra sexual, even if we don't plan to actually have sex?
>>33390577
I can still use em soft. They just have to let me.
>>33390579
>I have no opinion on the manner man. I'm just stating the facts on what kind of women are into men who are that much older than them.
Or they just find older men hotter, so they date one? Does it have to be pathological every time?
>>33390577
I'm not a lesbian. Don't bring me into your weird sex hypotheticals. Besides, she doesn't like nonwhites anyway.
>>33390576
>So only clubs and pubs, no other places?
Dating apps, obviously. I think pubs are fine, clubs not so much, if you pick up a girl there you can almost guarantee she will want sex and nothing more.

You just have to be prepared to play the numbers game and grow attached to a lot of people that turn cold on you - like anyone in young dating.

Also I don't know what kind of guy you are. If you are a boyish 34-yo that usually gets judged to be a lot younger by young people, you could try edging in on some youth hobby or club and hope to attract a girl there who is actively into you being the most grown man around.

If you're (no offense intended) kind of a square though and/or you absolutely look your age or older, don't bother, if anything it'll make you look like a creeper if you try to join in with the young ones. If it's an option for you though, something like a music festival where you know there will be artists appealing mostly to a very young crowd is good. Obviously it helps if you actually like the music too and don't have to fake.
>>33390585
How exactly does this work? I'm genuinely curious at this point.
>>33390584
idk what your goal is
you could just jump on his dick once you get in the door if thats where you want this to go
>>33390586
NTA and I agree some women are into much older guys, but not really as many as it seems. When you're 34 you very vividly remember being 22, doesn't seem THAT long ago. But to many 22 year olds, 34 sounds fucking old. Not sexy experienced old but ailments old, life is over old, do you even have sexual feelings left old.

There are always notable exceptions but this is what it is. And I'm saying that as the person from my own friend group who was most positive about older guys and regularly got chewed out for being "gramps obsessed".
>>33390540
There's a great joke: Polyamorous people have a Scheduling Kink.
Yes
Women, did you get invited to the bitch conference?
>>33390586
>>33390592
Also just to add I feel this phenomenon has intensified because it seems rarer and rarer for people to have a wide age range in their social group so it has become a lot less common for people in their early twenties to actually know people in their thirties firsthand. If they do, they're their teachers, not people they party with. That makes a big difference in perception too.
>>33390582
Yeah I'm more comfortable including him in a group rather than asking him out on a date. I don't understand your reaction, perhaps I wasn't clear enough.
>>33390584
Wear something special for him. Preferably without anything on underneath. Then dominate him with your Mario Kart skillz.
>>33390595
I didn't, but bitching about not scoring an invite to the bitch conference has become such a rich tradition on its own, I'm not sure who had more fun really.
>>33390559
Love how he hasn't bothered to reply with a cope because what you said is true.
Anons the heck did I just click into? I see a pile of poo the cat didnโ€™t leave in the litter box.
>>33390592
Does this apply to late 20s ?
Askimg for a friend who is late 30s and does have the one boomer aipment of plantar fasciitis
Whats it feel like to have a big cock in your pussy
>>33390591
I've been told to approach relationships more slowly when it comes to sex. So I don't want to unilaterally make that decision to escalate. I know that most guys would be fine with the woman they're seeing initiate sex first in a relationship, but I don't want to push for that earlier than I typically should, even if he'd be up for it in the end. That's why I asked about what his intentions most likely are. I know those sorts of "please interpret what this person you don't know meant by this" sorts of posts are retarded, but I can't help but ask for some ideas.
>>33390606
amazing
>>33390604
Nah I feel it's less about the age gap and more how much life experience the younger person has. As you're nearing thirty it becomes more obvious we are more or less in the same boat. Your mileage will vary as it always will, but I really was specifically thinking of 18-23 year olds.
>>33388982 (OP)
Women,
Are you fascinated by big cocks?
Women, do you actually get any pleasure out of sex, or is it just something you put up with in order to humor us?
>>33390607
I mean, if you donโ€˜t want him to get the ick because you act like a cheap whore then donโ€˜t act like one.
>>33390598
Idk if he wants to play that, but that's one of the few games I think I'd be good at. And I can't afford to go commando, but I can wear something sexy underneath my clothes just in case, I guess.
Girls is anyone else icked when he WOULDNT risk sexual harassment charges to talk to you?
Very feminine behavior
>>33390612
yes
>>33390612
I'm dude and I am, like you are.
>>33390602
You and me both. I picture him frantically googling no make up make up and make up before/after trying to make sense of the world.
I've screwed myself for wanting to live with an adequate amount of dopamine and it's gonna bite me in the ass. Goodbye anons, I'll see you when I see you.
>>33390612
Honestly if anything I am more intrigued if I see really small ones. A big cock is like a regular cock but bigger, hardly fascinating. When they get small they actually start looking differently.
>>33390606
Very snug.
>>33390613
Lots of pleasure. Physically, mentally, emotionally, etc.
>>33390612
I've only been with one, so yeh I am very curious about the things it can do. Like I never queefed during sex before, but in one position he could make me do it over and over. It was uniquely mortifying.
>>33390613
Nag but I'd imagine even if the penetration was completely neutral that they'd enjoy the intimacy and neck kisses and stuff
>>33390614
Well now I'm thinking I shouldn't even make jokes about it before he does.
>>33390617
Am I screwed if I'm normal size or just different?
>>33390242
M
I never eat breakfast
Past 2pm and not eaten, might have a coffee and light dinner tonight
Women-
If a man hits on you in a pub or a club and flat-out tells you that he likes you and wants a serious relationship and that he wants you take you out someday and obviously also wants to fuck you but he wants to just go out with you even more and he is kinda drunk.

Would you trust him?
>>33390626
Yeah, probably for the best. You can generate sexual tension without being vulgar. All you have to do is give his fantasy room to go wild in a way that can be interpreted as totally unintentional.
>>33390629
no
>>33390242
M,
Monster energy and a protein bar
>>33390616
Sexual harassment is awful. After doing those trainings, I realized I probs made some men at jobs very uncomfortable with repeated jokes and advances. Now I do the one proposal thing and drop it of he doesn't enthusiastically say yes. That way I can't get in trouble.
>>33390607
The best sex I ever had was with a girl I had no intention of having sex with, because I was naive and didn't understand that women like sex too. We went on a Valentine's date by accident (long story), and we met for lunch the next day. She took me back to her apartment, which I didn't understand was leading anywhere. Eventually she realized that I was stupid, so she finally said something like "here goes nothing," jumped into my lap, and started to kiss me. We fucked repeatedly until she ran out of condoms; then we went over to my place. If a guy is stupid or naive, initiating sex is a very good idea.
>>33390615
Let something sexy peek out from underneath, then.
>>33390629
No
i endu p kissing my own brother
>>33390597
Okay, as someone who was involved in church youth groups for my entire life and as an adult still did some volunteering with them, let me spell it out for you, even if you invite him to the group all that will give you is a chance to get more comfortable around him and maybe know him better, which is good, but he is never going to take any affirmative step towards getting into a relationship with you, he will assume you are just being friendly unless you explicitly ask him on a date. Church beats romantic initiative out of young men to a harsher degree than the HR department at work does, so it's pretty much all on you.

And you really ought to jump on this now, I'm not sure how old you are, but most churches aren't great environments for single young men, and there's a rather infamous cycle where men tend to drop church attendance in their teens or twenties and they don't come back until they're married, your boy's clock is probably ticking before he decides he has better uses for his Sunday morning.
>>33390629
It's not about trusting or not, I would just think he's horny and drunk and whatever he says is primarily a reflection of that. So no I would not seriously expect him to want a relationship after sobering up and emptying his balls.
>>33390628
How much do you eat in a day?
Do you find yourself satisfied with that amount?
I know some Europeans don't do breakfast.
>>33390636
woah there
I need to be 10 percent bodyfat and women must be soft and squishy
>>33390629
How drunk is he
>>33390641
thats not possible
>>33390636
One femanon here slept with her uncle and cousin. You're good.
>>33390589
You don't completely lack form while soft. Your dick isn't a popsicle.
>>33390645
I'm only like 20lbs away.
>>33390634
I don't want just sex, though. I want to seriously date him with the intention of taking is as far as it can go.
>>33390405
I mean I'm the crazy cat uncle who lives with my sister too but my niece thinks I'm kool
>>33390630
I have trouble not being vulgar, but I can try.
>>33390636
Ew?why
>>33390641
Be careful when squishing cat girls
>>33390652
Just imagine a wholesome, innocent but still feminine and sensual character and then ask yourself what she would do in that situation, then do that.
>>33390654
>catgirl back arch
Great, now I have a boner
>>33390460
Meanwhile mine had it for fun and I was the unwanted byproduct
>>33390472
>they will also think you are genuinely an amazing man for having a job and not being drunk every evening
This was my 19yo ex (who had an absent drunk father)
However I still drank some evenings before meeting her and ruined things
Just do at least the bare minimum
>>33390658
But what if he distracts my imagination by being hot?
>>33390658
Bad advice, if it works she'll just be in a relationship with a guy horrified by her real self. The kind of guy who thinks a girl is a whore for making a sexual joke when dating, is also not looking to have a girlfriend who makes crass jokes.
>>33390665
you should follow the story from the other anon and just jump on his lap
>>33390644
>>33390638
>>33390635
>>33390631

So if i'm 34 and said this to a 19 year old girl and she seemed kinda flattered but ran away saying that i'm too old (obviously liked to hear all the stuff I told her tho and she asked me "if I would exchange her for someone younger when she got old") that's more about me being too forward with her, not because I was too old? And I was sincere btw, I really did want to meet her the day later and I even told her that it's okay if we didn't have sex tonight although it would be pretty cool.
>>33390661
My dad told my mom he wanted another kid and then they had me lol
How much will being hot help if I'm only 5'7?
>>33390665
You donโ€˜t have to act asexual, you can be sexual in a non vulgar way. Itโ€˜s better to bask in the heat if your thighs touching when sitting next to each other playing vidja than to make crude jokes.
>>33390520
Is this AI or is she real
>>33390519
>invited to go play video games
What kind of nerds are you dating
Anyway depending on how fast he wants to move, might be possible for something to happen
>>33390674
Only? Is that short?
>>33390668
There has to be some sort of middle ground where he appreciates my respect of his agency and consent without forgoing the obviousness that I want to choke his cock after he beats me at a video game.