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Women, how much sweet potato can a man eat before its concerning?

Third for baby fever

>saturday night atoga be like

>>33388997
ladies follow up, how much sweet potato dose a man need to eat to be impressive?

>>33388997
A family size container, and not share.
I like sweet potatoes too.

Shalom goyim. Now bend over.

>>33388993
over a plateful

>>33389004
what a cute baby!!!

>>33389009
Gonna circumcize me from the back?

>>33389006
if i can find a man that eats his veggies that's already impressive enough ㅠㅠ

>>33389012
Sure thing.

>>33389014
BOYS WE ARE SO BACK

>>33389014
Do they have to be fermented and covered in chili?
I really like that radish kimchi thing the koreans make.

>>33389014
damn. that easy? I must be fucking up in some massive way to not have a GF by now based on the number of green flags I have been told i have... eating veggies is now on that list.

>>33389023
I dont know wht no tells people this.
dont boil veggies. blanch them, steam them, or bake them. they are good as fuck with a little oil and salt.

The existence of women is offensive to God and man.

>>33389035
go dump your piss bottles.

>>33389041
Don't have any. I just got done doing laundry and dishes.

Women, would you date a guy named Moses, Solomon, or Abraham?
What if his name was Musa, Sulaiman, or Ibrahim?
What if his name was Moshe, Shlomo, or Avram?

>>33389049
>Avram
You mean Avraham.

>>33389049
I'm Islamaphobic so the first and third set are fine, but fuck the second set unless he's secular.

>>33389014
He eats veggies.
*kisses picture on phone after posting*

>>33389004
God I'm a guy but I find this image adorable the fuck is happening to me

>>33389009
>Shalom goyim. Now bend over.
I'd kill myself before I ever let a Jewish man fuck me.

>>33389049
>Women, would you date a guy named Moses, Solomon, or Abraham?
No, I don't like Arab men.

>>33389083
>I'd kill myself before I ever let a Jewish man fuck me.
Why?

women how much do you judge a guy about his place? do you read into it at all? if you went into a guy's house and it was just...lights everywhere, contraptions, weird gadgets, half-finished creations, decorations, just utter chaos. what are you thinking?

>Try to hold a conversation with another man.
>All I can thjnk about is punching them.
Do they have medication that makes normal men tolerable?

Whats adderal like?

>>33389116
I'm not a neat freak, but some basic cleanliness is required for any human being, male or female.

>>33389120
what if it is isn't trash or dirtiness or anything really, just...highly, highly disorganized?

>>33389116
My room is a discombobulated mess of crafting supplies and random shit at any given point. Unless you have literal garbage that is comprised of dumped over ashtrays and old food, I don't judge.

>>33389125
That's more fine.

>>33389126
>>33389130
idk i'm kinda uncivilized. spend a lot of time on the floor. i actually for a long time just slept on a pile of blankets. not like i ever leave to find a woman, but sometimes i wonder what a girl would think, i just like having and collecting bizarre things

>>33389116
>just...lights everywhere
Sunglasses indoors.
>contraptions, weird gadgets, half-finished creations,
Interesting
>decorations
Judge
>just utter chaos.
I thrive in chaos.
>what are you thinking?
I'm wondering if he's embarassed but I would rather comfort him.

>>33389116
>just...lights everywhere, contraptions, weird gadgets, half-finished creations, decorations, just utter chaos
nag but we you are my brotherman.
>>33389126
>My room is a discombobulated mess of crafting supplies and random shit at any given point.
You are my feminine counterpart sisterwoman.

Women, how much does anxious attachment bother you? Like the kind that sends entire paragraphs larger than your phone screen?

Can include like duration of dating etc, like im under the assumption its okay a few months in but just getting to initially know eachother its probably annoying

NO JUDGEMENT HERE. you can be entirely honest of course even if the answer isnt something id like

like colorful, i want my place to be colorful. i love colors. i need it to be an overstimulating amount of colors.

>>33389152
oh gosh anon i'm nag but that shit is bad bad bad. the stuff you get anxious about is never reasonable, it always makes you look bad, and it might cause you to act in insane ways. it's beyond annoying imo, it is downright harmful.

i say this as someone that gets anxious attached to people, sort your shit out before dating. doesn't mean you need to be problem-free before you start, but you should REALLY be aware of your issues and stuff because you're going to hurt yourself and your partners if you kinda deal with it casually

>>33389152
I guess I'm anxious attachment too then. Why is it bad to want to know everything about someone else? They're this whole treasure trove of information that you just found, and now you're getting to sift through all this information about them and discover who they are/share who you are. Isn't that the point?

i would never ask a women anything other than what is cooking and the answer better the rock

>>33388982 (OP)
Women, what are you owed?

>>33389160
Em*** (asterisks for privacy) is that you lol

>>33388982 (OP)
Years ago, I matched with someone on Tinder who seemed to share a lot of my personality and interests, but I wasn’t in the right headspace. She came on strong, I got overwhelmed, and I bailed on the app without much grace. We crossed paths again briefly, but I didn’t handle that well either. Now, after some real growth, I saw her profile again and realized I’d like to apologize—even if it’s too late. I’m not expecting anything from it; I just regret not handling it better. Ladies of the thread, is this foolish of me to even try?

>>33389168
all basketball females are rejects they couldnt score a date even if they tried, try playing soccer ladies you get a booty at least

>9 hours no reply

it's over, isn't it?

>>33389172
No, but I have a sister with that name

>>33389152
>Women, how much does anxious attachment bother you? Like the kind that sends entire paragraphs larger than your phone screen?
If those would be frequent I think I would prefer if he voice messaged them. Or we talk while I hold him. It's kind of confusing if it included aggression. Especially on first few encounters.
>Can include like duration of dating etc, like im under the assumption its okay a few months in but just getting to initially know eachother its probably annoying
It's only annoying if there's a choke on information on purpose. Because I do catastrophize if it disturbs me enough.
>NO JUDGEMENT HERE. you can be entirely honest of course even if the answer isnt something id like
*headpats*

>>33389172
I was gonna laugh but white girl names can get so interesting these days that could be Emlae for all we know

>>33389105
>Why?
I do not like Jewish men. I don't like how they look. I don't like what they stand for. There are some bad Jewish women tho...

>>33389116
>what are you thinking?
I'd be curious.

>>33389168
>Women, what are you owed?
Caitlin Clark is the only one owed anything. The rest deserve nothing.

>>33389175
Just like with soccer and softball players, they're mostly lesbians. If you want your daughter to end up gay, put her in sports.

>>33388982 (OP)
How do I get a woman to be obsessed with me and my cock? So infatuated with me and my scent that she will rim me and lick my cock clean after I cum in her.

>>33389174
to try what? apologizing? go give yourself peace of mind, or be honest with yourself and send the apology and hope it goes somewhere further this time.
>>33389176
stop paying attention to dumb metrics

>>33389174
Yes. Tinder is not that serious.
You did not connect because you had a problem. Your apology is to yourself, for being dumb and not changing. Not genuinely to them.

>>33389185
>Just like with soccer and softball players, they're mostly lesbians. If you want your daughter to end up gay, put her in sports.
I remember a girl took a video of Caitlin Clark in the shower and then posted it on the internet,

>>33389188
Yeah, to apologize. We all make mistakes when we're young and I suppose I give myself grace for it. But sometimes I just see clear misplays I made and I wish could do better.
>>33389191
Fair point, she did come on really strong right off the bat.

>>33389208
You really need to leave that bitch alone. You already fucked her over twice. Take your ego and leave it.

>>33389185
>I don't like what they stand for.
What do they stand for? Being named Solomon doesn't mean you stand for anything in particular.
>how they look
All of them?

>>33389192
Cool, I'm gonna flick the bean to it later

>>33389212
You're right, I couldn't see it but I totally fucked her over. I feel bad about my actions, but what's done is done. Can't change that.

>>33389116
my first thought is oh shit rick sanchez

>>33389228
Then agree that messaging her is potentially only going to massage your own ego and give you a gratifying asspat. That part of you is trying to initiate a contact again because you think it might lead somewhere, despite running away twice before.

>>33389232
i think i would be mildly offended if someone associated me with rick sanchez lmao but a mad scientist vibe would be fun to give off for sure

>>33389234
I agree with you that this whole thing has been incredibly selfish on my end. That said, I hate how much this makes me look like Jason Hall and I wish I could be a better person.

>>33389023
c... chili..? (NOOO AUGHSBSIKRBGEIWBJEOWOANA DHNNOOO)

any veggies r fine (reconsider if u like cauliflower or cabbage) n you're probably talking about 무김치 (mu/radish kimchi)

>>33389070
*smooooch*

>>33389251
He's worthy of smoochin. Ladies should do that to him.

>>33389251
>>33389254
>worst namefags ITT have the worst taste in men
Not surprised

>>33389255
oh

>>33389255
Why is that bad taste?
>t. Is also short with long hair.

Women not liking being called cute is funny because the word cute was first used to describe pretty girls

>>33389268
thats what happens when you stop feeling like you are a pretty girl anon

>>33389270
Actually it's because they don't like to be infantilized

>>33389272
if they still felt pretty and girly they would not register it as infantilizing

>>33389255
What are you jealous about us not fawning over you?
Sorry not sorry

>>33389265
He looks like a starved middleschooler who stole the creepy face and hair of the pedophile who diddled him.

>>33389276
Not a dyke and I wouldn't want your ogre ass or the new resident suicide-in-waiting fawning over me even if I was.

>>33389283
Why are you grumpy femanon? We're just having fun. Post your shit taste if you want.

Incels jerking off to pics of ENTJ and his gf is the newest L for simps and leftover males not even surprised desu

>>33389285
Bro you a tranny, you don’t hold any substance

>>33389287
no one is jerking off to your nasty shit.

dead thread

sigh

>>33389291
NTA but the last thread would disagree with you

women, your guy is a genuine accomplished polymath skills in many different creative and/or scientific pursuits, but he spends most of his time in his pursuits, and his mind is CONSTANTLY in places you can't ever relate to.

deal breaker?

>>33389285
It's less than 100 posts in and the new thread already turned to namefag-filled shit. You guys never contribute anything meaningful, even when the thread is fresh and there's a chance for new posters with shit to ask or share.

>>33389283
>the new resident suicide-in-waiting
BlueValkyrie?

>>33389295
>NTA
stop lying, shit for brains.

>>33389296
no, but what makes you think I can‘t ever relate?

>>33389289
I don't give a fuck what you think, anonette.

>>33389014
I eat a lot of veggies (I am vegan)

>>33389070
Before I looked at the filename I saw this picture and from a distance it looked like a picture of me.

>>33389294
It's 1:30 am, we're all supposed to be asleep right now.

sigh
I cant feel myself getting parasocial again

>>33389302
No, the cat-posting whore who thinks everyone should thank her for her nudes.

>>33389304
guess i'm just imagining his thought process is strange and hard to understand, like it's hard to figure out his reasoning

>>33389310
and?

>>33389313
can*

>>33389298
You're not contributing anything of substance at all by being a massive bitchfor no reason. Shut up or ask questions.

>>33389187
Just date a girl into you. You should be able to expect this kind of stuff from a committed relationship. Just don't date a complete bitch

>>33389312
how would it be hard if I knew him, loved him, cared, he told me honestly and I wasn‘t brain dead?

>>33389316
and?

>>33389309
>vegan
cool!! favorite fruit ? ^ㅂ^

can't sleep so im staying up with the other insomniacs but people r being kiiiiiind of scary rn

>>33389306
I’m a guy lol I still got my cock and balls freak
>>33389311
You people should be paying me just to talk to me

>>33389320
i guess mostly because you can know/love/care about/be open with someone while also being brain alive and still not understand them. i'm mostly just asking what the cost of alienness in a partner is

>>33389310
Get an LDR trust me its better to have someone to talk to than nobody who listens also based pic rel keep dissociating anon

>>33389320
Well, let's say, hypothetically, he's a narcissist and posts on 4chan with an avatar from a cartoon network show...

>>33389325
No, you're a woman until you post cock, tranny.

>>33389326
I never experienced not being able to understand someone, so I would not know, sorry

>>33389328
and what of it?

>>33389328
I love when she talks about me

>>33389330
are you certain cuz u seem to be missing me so :|

>>33389329
>obsession with dicks
You wouldn’t survive a day in the real world just kill yourself already you are past your use by date

>>33389317
Lost cause of a thread, so it felt right to call you cunts out. I know you're way past caring what anybody thinks about you, but it's good to let lurkers who agree that you're shit know they're not the only ones thinking it to themselves.

>>33389332
ew

Strange how the thread became a fight

>>33389334
why would I miss you?

>>33389310
Ted was a closeted tranny

>>33389213
>What do they stand for?
Being ethnically and/or religiously Jewish
Also, all the things Jews did
>All of them?
I've never seen an attractive one.

>>33389318
Seconded, just be attractive to your gf

>>33389332
holy fuck i used to be obsessed over this dude when i was like 13

>>33389341
terminal case of the sillies, presumably. prognosis: terminal btw

Women do you have a desire to stick your hand in your bf's pants and just hold it?

Women do you like it when a guy makes obscene remarks to you? e.g. "If you don't stop farting, I'm going to plug your asshole with my dick"

>>33389340
It's full of fags who have either been here for too long or too new to know how to use a thread with a topic. Either way, they aren't here for anything but garbage like fighting or venting anyways.

>>33389346
I highly doubt that to be the truth

>>33389324
Mangosteen!

Not that I can have them around here. But mango, peach/nectarine, kiwi, strawberry, and raspberry are all almost as tasty, it's very nearly a seven-way tie.

What about you?

>>33389345
I’m actually more like the left these days lmao

>>33389347
yeah
>>33389348
no

>>33389336
Oh don't like that shoe on the other foot, so you used the same reflection again?
That's bold of you since you keep bringing up cock all the time before I ever mention it.

>>33389352
i hated alejandro LMAO

>>33389338
That’s not what she said a couple threads ago

State gender
Are the US and Canada as bad as some people make it out to be?
Optional: Do you live or have you been to any of these? How was it?

>>33389356
want to just get it over with and post your soundcloud again?

>Brother makes fun of me
>Says he bets i can't even do 10 push ups
>Little does he know i've been working out for 2 months now
>I can do 17 push ups
>6 pull ups
>20 weighted squats
Women what should i say to him?

>>33389356
This art style always pissed me off

>>33389359
challenge him to a competition, loser pays for dinner

>>33389351
persimmon is my number 1!! peaches or nectarines, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries

i just like my berries c:

>>33389364
any minute now

>>33389354
What are you even talking about dork tranny? You want a knuckle sandwich?

>>33389357
M
No although parts of them might be
I live in the US and have been to a few places in Canada.
You know both countries are huge, right? And pretty diverse in what you might get from them?

>>33389364
i want meatballs rn

>>33389360
Not as much as Chris did in season 2

So JH posted her tits on /soc/?, link to the post?

>>33389368
Try it with elderberry jam

>>33389372
Would be hot. There seem to be chocolate femanons on /soc/ but none of them post here, as far as I can tell

>>33389368
suck on your bf's balls instead

>>33389373
wah stop its 2 am i can't be getting hungry ㅠㅠ

>>33389377
k-poster, have you considered maybe sleeping

>>33389377
You have to believe anon

>>33389377
That just means you're tired

>>33389372
>he didn't see the inny milk duds three years ago when they leaked
You missed out

>>33389363
Berries are very tasty!

>>33389376
but i want something to chew :c

>>33389378
sleeping? wow, what a concept... never tried it myself :p

there are few things more gutting than vividly dreaming of being in a loving relationship, talking to someone who smiles at you and seems genuinely interested in most facets of your being and then just ... waking up

god i want to kill myself

women would you defend me if your friends said mean things about me?

I walk in on family members doing their nails and I am hit with a strong chemical smell, I immediately have the reaction that this might be dangerous I need some ventilation, just as if I smelled a gas leak.
And women have no problem sitting through this for an hour or so.
Women, when will you admit that youre a bunch of glue and paint thinner sniffers?

>>33389390
depends on wether they are deserved or not

>>33389385
Nta but you can still chew those if you do it gently, I give you permission. Or the shaft.

>>33389379
anon

lovingly i will shoot you that was so mean

>>33389391
we just toughen it out, fragile one

>>33389393
stop feeding my oral fixation problem ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

>>33389387
you should consider it. you know, i'm pretty good at putting girls to sleep....

>>33389392
what mean things could be deserved??

>>33389384
right????

blueberries best idc what anyone says

>>33389395
Youre a drug addict

>>33389389
thankfully I've never had that experience in real life, so my brain never even dreams of it. It wouldn't know how to imagine it vividly enough.

>>33389389
you should try having this happen in real life and having it taken away also in an instant, kinda like waking up. except you were already awake, you're just kind of 'awake' in an emotional way and...you don't feel any less tired. you'd do anything to get back to sleep, to see the dream again, because there still has to be at least even that, right? but sleep eludes us again.

>>33389394
I said believe anon BELIEVE

>>33389403
>thankfully I've never had that experience in real life
me neither anon, but it still knows how to taunt me

>>33389398
ning ?

please do it to me i need it ㅠㅠ (but make sure to tuck me into my bed all nice and close the door when you leave!!)

>>33389407
I'm sorry. Hopefully you'll do better than me in the future.

>>33389408
leave? considering you're a really eentsy tiny person that probably needs protecting, i'd feel really bad just leaving you all alone lmao. you could borrow the epsie, though

>>33389401
Alright campers today your first challenge is to survive doing everyday tasks in a post modern totalitarian dystopia society

>>33389400
Blueberries are good but my favorites are strawberries and raspberries (and kiwi berries). Bought some strawberries and peaches yesterday, they were very tasty and ripe. Still working on the peaches.

>>33389412 (hatecrimer against the short #3)
u say that like im some midget </3

epsie!!!!!

>>33389397
i would love to feed your oral fixation problem.

>>33389417
kiwi berries ?

strawberries r good but they get me full too fast n it makes me sad :c

I hate women so much.

>>33389422
I'm pretty sure people who say this with the exact same words on here are the same person.

>>33389418
if you were at my house there'd be a real risk of you being stepped on v_v not a hate crime, just pointing out the consequence of being both teeny and weeny.

Femanon with big boobs, give me a chance.

>>33389423
It’s pajeet

>>33389419
only if you shower and NOT with the gross nasty 13-in-1 soaps

>>33389423
No shit
>>33389426
I am not ENTJ. Get hit by a bus, fuckhead.

>>33389411
>Hopefully you'll do better than me in the future.
?

>>33388997
There are no women just troons that get validation from replying to questions for women

>>33389420
Little tiny kiwis with no hair on them, they grow on vines. My mom has a few kiwi plants that have created a massive morass of plantlife in the middle of her garden, but they make delicious little berries if they're pruned properly and have a good year.

When I'm awake, everyone's asleep. I need to pull an all-nighter at least once.

>>33389427
the fuck is wrong with 3-in-1

women you sexy my pp?

>>33389424
shush moid with a teeny weeny

it okki ill wear my comically tall stilts to look down on you at all times :3

>>33389427
Please dont insult me and imply I would ever use 3 in 1's
I promise I'll be freshly bathed.

>>33389429
You sure sound like him “anon”

>>33389433
Griwis

yeah okay women consider this:
an ice cream shop named "conesequences".

you takin' a lick? or are you just gonna stand there and look pretty? (pretty dumb btw)

>>33389389
>waking up
Imagine it actually happening. And having your soul ripped out of you. Looking back and realizing it was never true, that it wasn't any different from a dream. Just... nothing.
And now, you are a husk without a home.

>>33389425
Sorry, married

>>33389433
AWWW THEYRE SO CUTE

do they taste like kiwis??? i needa get my hands on some now :c

>>33389430
At finding someone who cares about you.

>>33389446
>Sorry, married
All good.
You got any friends that you could set me up with?

>>33389436
they scare me they literally cannot be real nor good for u x.x

>>33389438
>now she's trying to figure out my dick size since she fetishizes large dicks
don't worry, i lay around on the floor often, you won't need your comically tall stilts to look down on me while i'm cozing in my comically large dog bed

>>33389391
Guys say this while changing their sheets once a year

>>33389447
They do! I think. It's been a while >.< We didn't get a great harvest last year because of all of the rain. They taste very good though.

what makes vaginas smell like fish?

>>33389435
I'm content to lurk while mildly awake.
It got that thing to stop slapfighting so he could try to rizz myao.

>>33389457
hiii valk !!

come back i miss u :c

>>33389390
My friends don’t say mean things, unless you’re mean

>>33389451
and why would that be?

>>33389452
is it weird to want a dog bed to myself

they just look so comfy ??

>>33389449
My sister, who are you etc

>>33389455
Junk food, personally I love when a girl is really hot and sweaty and just stinks good pheromones it makes everything smell sweet

>>33389441
Believe whatever you want, retard.

>>33389469
Okay ENTJ whatever you say bro

>>33389467
>My sister, who are you etc
I'm anon. I'm 23 years old. I'm into anime and shit.
How old is your sister? What kinda stuff is she into?

Women
Which book would appeal to you more?
A collection of Lovecraft stories
Or
The King in Yellow

>>33389466
they ARE
they ARE comfy
but lonely :T unfortunately dog beds are not good women attractors

>>33389455
The goo.
If you don't clean up your precum, it also starts smelling like fish.

>>33389464
they list stuff like shampoo, bodywash, conditioner, shaving cream, toothpaste, cleanser, deodorant, mouthwash, fucking car gas

i feel like i would start glowing if i drank one of those bottles lol

>>33389471
>I'm being retarded and you can't stop me!
Suit yourself. I'm whiter than you, though.

>>33389460
But what if they call me ugly? or a dork?

>>33389453
Women cannot sense danger it’s not embedded into their DNA to have critical thinking or pattern recognition because they don’t hunt or gather

M or F
If you could have a confessor to empty out your grievances to, and no I don't mean a therapist, would you?

>>33389473
lovecraftian all the way

mm hard choice tho

>>33389485
if they were magically bound to not reveal them or cause them to be revealed without my okay, then maybe

>>33389485
>If you could have a confessor to empty out your grievances to, and no I don't mean a therapist, would you?
Yes.
I do that here.
Although guilt is the punishment for something bad I've done. I shouldn't look for ways to stop feeling guilty. I should accept it. And not do things that would make me feel guilty.

>>33389482
I have a girlfriend, princess lmao
>>33389473
What is his cats name again?

>>33389488
Magickally? Why do you need magick to keep them sealed away from discovery?

>>33389475
you have me now !!

sleepover timee :3

>>33389485
i mean i guess, but i don't have anything i could confess to. i mean, i've done my share of dumb or bad shit, but i don't think i did anything that i didn't already take to heart and learn from, this scenario screams "i have unresolved problems" desu

>>33389485
M. No, what am I gonna confess?
That I'm a retard? That I fuck up everything?
That I've never been good enough for women and never will be?
That I can't find meaning in the world?
Come on. Anyone can see that by looking at me, and the "confessor" probably feels that way too, these days. Man, there are no sins left to commit, there is no point. Where is the devil tempting us to sin? I guess we are not even worth tempting, or maybe he is dead. Forget the idea. Better get back to eating healthy and working out and pretending that will make us feel better.

>>33389485
No. I do not want to greive publicly, to people in close proximity, so they can twist the knife.

>>33389357
F
America has a lot of beautiful nature. I’ve been there, but probably won’t go back. It’s a third world country where schools are CSGO. Religious fanatics and selfish people. Among the fat and dumb there are a few nice people, but I wouldn’t recommend anyone going there. Specially now that it’s becoming more like nazi-Germany

>>33389489
Why don't you fix it instead? Accepting your guilt instead of trying to seek remorse is stupid.

>>33389485
F, yes.

>>33389491
Because otherwise I'm just trusting him to never say them? I'm not that trusting.

>>33389485
I have one and she bends over and takes off her panties whenever I don’t stop talking

what does female affection feel like?

>>33389485
F
No, don’t need it

>>33389500
Ok, well if you've got an old collection of loli that you're tugging your piggy too, no one can help you.

>>33389502
Like LoFi and chill

>>33389492
it's not the same D:
but that's okay because i was thinking of getting a dog. i was gonna name him goober, but i actually decided i'm gonna hold a contest among friends and winner gets to name him. or her. then we can lay around on the floor together or on each other or on the dog bed!! women would never do this with me because they're all over socialized

>>33389485
probably ? depends on what im confessing, if i think too hard about the things i did wrong ill spiral again

>>33389496
Fucking wacko leftist

>>33389483
They wouldn’t

>>33389399
lots of things people find mean is just the truth or the consequences of their own actions

>>33389508
Thats Startroon, our resident transbian.

>>33389503

>>33389502
soft or warm is how they described it

>>33389497
>Why don't you fix it instead?
I do. Did you not read the last part?
I try to not do things that would make me feel guilty. That IS "fixing" it. That is the best one can do. I can't change the past. I can't force someone to forgive me, nor should I.
I will apologize and try to make it up. But the I will always carry the guilt.

>>33389494
Plenty of sins left to commit. You don't even need to be creative, they're just there out in the open and very easily accessible at any point.

>>33389506
nooo don't change it goober is such a cute name ㅠㅠ

>>33389508
They have a pedo-president, even the right are upset. Idk why this time though, they have so many

>>33389357
M
i have literally never seen a foreigner ever have a good or accurate take about the US. the US is extremely diverse, considering it is just about the size of half a continent, and there's no stereotype that really fits anywhere.
personally, i do not like canada. has cultural uncanny valley, and their people are less energetic which is offputting. nice for sure, but i like the energy in America

>>33389515
Was what you've done to make up for your mistakes an equal response to the mistakes?

>>33389511
Wrong anon

>>33389516
Yeah, I guess there is no point though. The temptation is what's missing. Or maybe I'm just depressed.

is canada real

>>33389517
i know ;_; but i have to change it. the competition came to me in a dream, i have to honor the vision. besides, i can just call them goober too no matter what their name is :D goober dog for a goober owner

women when last did a man make your heart go doki doki?

>>33389527
you're actually so real for the dream thing i do that too lmao

silly goobers

>>33389495
You probably need one quite a bit. Just one fucking person to trust that isn't seeking to out you on here for one dumb reason or another

>>33389522
Anon, you are not getting the point. Looking to make up for it shouldn't be done just to escape the guilt.
Even if you did conpensate the other party, you are not entitled to their forgiveness.
Even if you are forgiven, it doesn't mean you will stop feeling guilt.

Guilt is part of the punishment.
I try to not do things that will make me feel guilty. That is the best way to act.

I know I should stop dwelling about her but fucking every sign is there that she still wants me or at the very least, isn't done with me. Please just reach out, I'll never let go >:(

>>33389526
Hardly. The only good part is the white women. It’s hard to fuck up white women

>>33389357
F, my experience has been that when I talk to foreigners who been to the U.S they loved it. Can’t stop talking about it and dream of going back and even living there.

When I talk to foreigners who have never stepped foot on the U.S they shit on it endlessly because they side with the media’s narrative and base their perception and judgement from the media. In a way it’s good because I wouldn’t want anyone like that visiting here.

I know this chick from Europe who trash talked the USA all the time. The first time she visited she apologized and was fascinated by the life here. Eventually she married an American and now lives here happily.

>>33389485
No, I already confess to myself

>>33389535
If they asked for you to make up for it, does that not change things?

>>33389536
why don’t you reach out ffs

>>33389537
White women are already beyond fucked up.

>>33389536
>Please just reach out, I'll never let go >:(
It's been almost 4 months for me.
I don't know where I'll end up. I just know I am not interested in anyone else. I take it one day at a time.

>>33389536
There’s plenty of chicks out there and they are literally all the same after their first period, as a male you are in short supply and heavy demand

>>33389496
>Specially now that it’s becoming more like nazi-Germany
Weimar Republic Germany would be more accurate.
>But God I wish it was

>>33389502
life validation

>>33389496
>schools are CSGO
Would be awesome

>>33389530
ya well what can i say, life is too short to not goob all over it in the mouth, on the teeth, in the pits. probably gonna be a while before i get a dog though, if i even get a dog. idk, a part of me has been reveling, lately, at the idea of just rotting alone

>>33389545
when will a man look at me that way :c

>>33389537
are white women real

>>33389540
What would it change?
It doesn't make me any less guilty. It doesn‘t make the pain I caused any less real. It doesn't make my behavior any less evil.
Would I do it? Probably, depends on the ask, I guess.
Should they forgive me if I did it? They aren't obligated to. No.
If I only do it because it will make them forgive me, has anything changed? Not really.

>>33389543
They’re perfect.
>>33389554
Yes they are real. I’m doing my best making more

>>33389551
what breed are u getting?

(u should toooootally get a jindo)

any asians here? moids and foids what country are you from? how international are we here

>>33389558
appreciate it o7

>>33389556
I don't know, anon. You shouldn't do it for the purpose of selfishness alone, no. Nor only because you want their forgiveness. I know that if I had the strength, I'd air mine.

>>33389560
This is now an American thread.
I want all of you thirdies and eurofags out of here by 3 PM tomorrow.

>>33389565
it‘s 8:88am

>>33389560
I’m from an asian colony
Ni hao motherfuckers

>>33389560
yes hi

are u asian too?? ^^

>>33389567
你好!!

>>33389554
>when will a man look at me that way :c
(~_~)

closest I can get <3

>>33389567
I fucked one of your women the other day how does it feel?

>>33389559
nope. pic rel. this is the closest thing i'm gonna get to a kid until i can hack together a convincing enough software, so i need it to have the mental capacity of a like 5 year old, hence aussie shepherd

>>33389564
>I don't know, anon.
You ahould thus accept the guilt as a companion. It won't hurt any less. But you will know why you feel if, how you erred, and what not to do in the future. So, don't do things that will make you feel guilty.
Guilt is the punishment. You can't escape the punishment nor can you make it be any lesser. You can only learn your lesson.

>>33389573
>images you can smell

>>33389541
I did but she said she needed more time, so now I wait. If she doesn't reach out by november, I'll try my luck again
>>33389544
I hope it works out man, maybe you could try reaching out to her since it's been a decent amount of time?
>>33389545
>There’s plenty of chicks out there
None like her, not the way that she loved me

>>33389560
Only half, not living on asia

goodnight yall

>>33389558
>They're perfect
Maybe, if this was opposite day.

>>33389571
the look of someone who doesn't care </3

>>33389575
I don't feel guilt. I feel betrayed, manipulated, and ruined. My grievances are not sins, they're confessions.

>>33389578
>so now I wait. If she doesn't reach out by november, I'll try my luck again

oh shit when did you last talk to eachother? november is a long time

>not the way that she loved me

how did she love you? what made it special

>>33389572
Which one?

>>33389578
>maybe you could try reaching out to her since it's been a decent amount of time?
I have tried on several platforms. No response.
She promised we would talk. And we didn't.
One day at a time...

>>33389581
goodnight anon !!! sweet dreams

>>33389584
no that's -_-

>>33389573
aw cutee

they have that lightskin stare it scares me

>>33389585
We are all sinners.
>I feel
I mean... this is clearly a different topic, is it?
Wanna talk about it?

>>33389560
I am asian but I am in the america

>>33389588
oh anon. i have so much i could say to you, having worked through what you're already working through, knowing where you're at, where you still have left to go. it's rough! and it gets easier. but life never gets less bittersweet!

>>33389592
lmfao that lightskin stare? go on? i'm extremely lightskin, if i do end up having children they'll likely all be red headed with MANY freckles

>>33389594
filipino people r goated ngl

luv my flip flop friends

>>33389587
The light skinned ones her skin looks like boiled chicken compared to mine she was biting my biceps and screaming on my cock saying cum in me lol

>>33389594
they got gud food no?

>>33389572
Seriously, which one? I don’t want some fag here giving me AIDS

>just fapped
>there's blood in my cum
I'm gonna die aren't I?

>>33389593
I'm just being bitter and cryptic here because I'm powerless to do anything irl. I'll eat it. And probably a bullet. I appreciate the offer, anon.

>>33389604
oof tmi

prob did it a little too hard ?

>>33389597
I don't regret loving her. And I don't think I will ever stop loving her.
I don't know what will happen in the future.

Women, why on dates do you tell your date "I get loads of matches". Do you think your date wants to hear this? My last 2 dates have both told me this. I think if my next one says it i'll say "Every girl I date gets loads of matches, bitch"

>>33389599
They’re cut but their pussies smell like garbage juice probably from all the pagpag they consume
>>33389603
Nobody having sex with you so I wouldn’t worry about that incel

>>33389605
Now I'm curious.
Talk about it, faggot.

okki goodnight everyone

>>33389609
in what context do they bring it up? are you whining about not getting any matches or so? lol

>>33389608
yep. you have to move on without her, and accept that she'll make her way back if that's what is meant to be. it fucking blows, but it's just kinda how it has to be, for now

>>33389613
night

>>33389602
no

Women, are "tradbros" willfully blind in regards to dating and behaviors? Not even going to expound on that, I just need you all to take this question as it is.

holy shit is this ‘the i miss an ex hour’ why so many fags struggling to move on

>>33389550
Remember Video Game High School? It was almost a good show

>>33389621
no, they actually think they cooked

>>33389594
I'm Filipino too you mong, just stay anonymous and enjoy it.

>>33389623
>struggling to move on
Because I really loved her.
If you wanna talk about something else, bring up a new topic.

>>33389613
Gnight

>>33389612
I'm a stupid person that dug their own grave by making excuses for someone else. I'll turn back around and do the same thing as soon as I see them again, and then return here later to whine about loyalty. I just need to be put down like a dog because I can't trust myself to not make bad decisions around them or have self preservation.

>>33389586
>oh shit when did you last talk to eachother?
2.5 weeks ago. I'm giving her that much time so she can reach out when she's ready and if she doesn't do it, it gives her enough time to, at the very least, develop decent coping mechanisms to deal with whatever personal stuff she's going through. Also this gives me time to ease myself back into her life and then ask her out around the same time I did 4 years ago in December (assuming that when we reconnect, there's still a spark there)
>how did she love you? what made it special
She just rooted herself into my life and integrated into it so well. She became family, an honorary wife practically. Even tho we never lived together, we always took care of each other if we ever needed anything, she spent time with me and my grandma and helped me connect with her more because she was the closest person I had in my life but I was too autistic to speak to her often, but my gf broke me out of my shell. She also had the most lovely smile and she would give me the most heartfelt, well thought out gifts. She always listened to me and tried to understand me. She was good at communicating how she was feeling and even if she was blunt at times, I loved how honest she was. She had the softest skin and the warmest lips, kissing her was the most heavenly thing I could do on this earth. The sex was amazing and I'll never forget her face as I fucked her. She had so many photos of me that she would take and show to me and tell me how cute I am. We also enjoyed sharing music with one another, drawing together (even tho she's way better than me), she has a lovely singing voice that always kept me awake and happy when we'd go on car trips together. She was smart and I liked how she'd challenge me sometimes. She has great taste in movies and video games too and we really hit it off when we learned that about each other. She's also very generous and helped me set up my fish tank when I started getting into fish keeping

>>33389627
That's fair, pointless to hold onto beliefs if you don't expect anyone to follow them.

>>33389621
I haven’t met any, only seen the online ones and they are so deeply insecure

>>33389631
That doesn't make much sense, anon. Why would you make excuses for a bad person? What do you value in them?

>>33389637
no, they hold on to them because they think it makes them better than others

>>33389609
I’ve only answered if they asked or talked about it. Have you been on any dates, anon?

>>33389632
She also had an amazing sense of humor and there was never a 15 minute period that went by where one or both of us wasn't laughing. She was so tender. She has a lovely speaking voice and beautiful skin. She's a pale brown but sometimes, if we've taken a lot of trips and it's been sunny out, she'd develop the most gorgeous tan and she'd always ask me if it was okay that she became darker lol. Of course I told her she looked beautiful and then she'd kiss me. I also just liked sleeping next to her. She'd let me engulf her body with mine and we'd watch horror movies together or our favorite adult swim cartoons. She also had really big boobs and would let me squeeze them without leading to sex or anything, just for fun, and she'd always giggle and call me handsome n cute

>>33389609
M but they're just making small talk to clear the air. They know you know they have 359 other guys on the app.

Femanon with big tits, PLEASE give me a chance.

>>33389650
never

>>33389614
Nope, definitely not. What happens is they'll ask me how I'm doing on the apps (and they seem to understand apps are worse for guys) and then they'll tell me how they get loads of matches. First one was an Asian woman in her thirties and she said she had 1200 matches or likes and the 2nd one was a white woman who recently joined the app and she just said she got loads of matches. Also, the 2nd one told me to be honest but when I was honest with the first one she used it against me and said I only wanted her because I didn't get as many matches so I just said 'I do okay' to the 2nd one

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33389609
Not a woman, but the charitable interpretation would be that they're trying to say you're special. The less charitable take is that they're saying THEY are.

Either way, what the fuck do you expect from a dating app, retard? Of course they're sluts.

>>33389638
I'm asking because I'm wondering if religion is hindering me from forming truthful ideas about relationships and women. I dislike the shit they parrot over on Twitter and social media, it's clear that the ideas come from here with the edges filed off. I would rather not be prey to marketers.

>>33389642
Nah I just think they're holding onto the good ol' days. That's just my read on it however.

>>33389455
>what makes vaginas smell like fish?
Bacterial vaginosis.

>>33389641
Because they aren't a bad person, and I remember too much of the good. It's cope.

>>33389621
What even is a tradbro

>>33389652
>never
:(
Why? I'll do anything.

>>33389572
Gare is white btw. Do you fuck white women? I mean I just dont like how they suck me off. Indian women are far superior

>>33389653
>women want to know if you are desirable or not
>mad as fuck they found out you are not
lol, thats funny

>>33389666
exactly

>>33389676
>exactly
Hmmm
What did she mean by this? That I'm too desperate? I am. But I won't betray myself. I doubt you'd ask something like that of me.

>>33389671
Nta but I like white women as a fantasy, it's just not fair to them

>>33389663
Basically a manosphere guy, wannabe alpha guy

Why wouldnt you just walk up to pepole and have sex instead of pretending a relationship online

>>33389628
Its a blessing and a curse
>>33389602
Depends on who you ask. Of course I'd say yes. Everyone knows Adobo and Lumpia but the next level that people need to get into is Kare Kare.
>>33389599
Thanks <3

>>33389661
They betrayed you and lied to you. They made you cover up for them.
What do you value in them?

>>33389677
>is a slave to his animal instincts
>willing to sacrifice his dignity to satisfy them
>not even that is enough to do so
>keeps humiliating himself for nothing
>wonders why it gives women the ick
yeah, truly the mark of a great man anon
very inspiring and enticing, almost irresistible

>>33389685
Misses sex most likely. Or even having company

>>33389679
Women's favorite man is Andrew Tate, haven't you heard?
They recently gave him a couple more awards, like Feminist Ally Giver Of The Year

>>33389685
Everything they were before that (to me) and everything they could be in their future (just in general).

>>33389689
>>willing to sacrifice his dignity to satisfy them
I said I wouldn't do this. Just now, in fact.
>>not even that is enough to do so
Idk what this means.
>>keeps humiliating himself for nothing
I don't feel humiliated.
> very inspiring and enticing, almost irresistible
Give me a chance then

>>33389691
No one talks about that guy anymore. I guess his beta boys jumped ship

>>33389690
Don't speak for me. I don't operate on the same nigshit that you expect everyone here to.

>>33389696
Dignity and sex are two different things. You have one or the other.

>>33389696
>I wouldn‘t do that
>I would do anything
>begs every thread
>I don‘t feel humiliated
I know it‘s a joke but good god anon

>>33389692
They aren't anymore. They never were.
They lied.
>could be
Could it tho?
>was
You don't have to regret what was. Just like how I don't regret loving that girl.
But what you valued is no more.
I forgot where I was going with this...

>>33389698
Then go fuck 10 more girls there all basically the same anyway >:D just different more stupid interests

>>33389699
Interesting. I believe that there is dignity in trust.
>>33389701
PLEASE just give me a chance, anon

State sex
Are slutty, submissive cosplayers who also like doing goth the hottest type of women?

>>33389706
objection, leading question

>>33389702
How old are you anon? In the whereabouts, no need to be specific

>>33389706
M and if you put me in the same room as the sluttiest, most submissive goth cosplayer in the world, she would probably come out of the conversation an asexual dominatrix.

>>33389709
Heh. Based.

>>33389706
F
It’s up there

>>33389706
Loaded question. You're too horny anon

>>33389706
No, they have OnlyFans and end up doing b/g to afford a Maybach GLS and a mansion.

>>33389707
>>33389713
It’s a simple yes or no question

>>33389709
You got some magic skills.

>>33389707
>>33389713
I just woke up with a boner, as always.
The only thing loaded are my balls.

>>33389714
Whataboutism.

>>33389715
He obviously has a type. Nothing wrong with the archetype, mind, but it's a terrible question for sure.

>>33389714
objection, more prejudicial than probative

>>33389723
>has a type
That would be pale with dark hair.

>>33389703
They all have different lore but they’re pretty much all the same mechanically speaking (dps)

>>33389721
You don't know what a female cosplayer is, then.

>>33389708
24. Why?

>>33389733
You've got a lot of years to find peace over her. Don't waste them letting her eat away at all that potential

>>33389729
Cosplayer is indeed a type. A sub-class if you want to be pedantic.

>>33389731
Keep spouting more utterly irrelevant shit.

>>33389730
You mean your mechanics are the same with every woman then? Cause every girl I've fucked has been shockingly either a starfish and shit or really fucking horny and good at fucking.
Like have you even taught a woman how to fuck the shit out of you?

>>33389600
Basically you’re saying you touched my cock, and you put your penis somewhere I put my penis, hoping our cocks would touch?

>>33389738
Show me a cosplayer without a linktree.

>>33389742
I can also show you a loaf of bread, it would be just as irrelevant, little incel bro.

>>33389485
Male
I have AI and my cats
Just bitching doesn't really help

>>33389739
I don’t trust men who say starfish. Nobody describes sex like that unless it’s rape

>>33389736
One day at a time, anon. I won't date anyone out of just loneliness. I am not interested in anyone else. Just like I can't force myself to love someone, I also can't force myself to not love her.
I'm a khhv anyway. I don't know and have never known anyone that made me feel the same way. I'm already wasted.

The are many things wrong with me.

>>33389747
At all? There's no reprieve from the AI?

>>33389746
Bit pissed, aren't you?
>Are slutty (...) cosplayers
Yes, they're also slutty for cash. Obviously.

>>33389742
Plenty of cosplayers who ain't in it for porn. Gooner that I am, there are too much of the former for me to heal.

>>33389751
nta, but damn, there are a lot of virgins who have had relationships here.

>>33389755
OnlyFans doesn't necessarily mean porn. It just depends how fast they want to buy the luxury cars.

>>33389756
Online. Lmao

>>33389757
Want to being the operative. It's funny how much of a scheme it is, with most of those women never having the chance to earn even a portion of what the big content creators do

>>33389650
>Femanon with big tits, PLEASE give me a chance.

>>33389751
Maybe so. And that's a good way to think sbout it. Just don't let yourself lose out on the opportunity if it comes

>>33389752
Not really, it kind of just makes me feel worse because I'm just throwing a pity party during the conversation

>>33389742
>Show me a cosplayer without a linktree.
You understand that this is a selection bias, right?
Most cosplayers aren't social media "personalities".

>>33389748
I dont believe you've had great sex then. Prove you've had great sex gare.

>>33389763
Do you ask it for solutions or anything?

>>33389764
They don't even have Instagram?

>>33389762
>Just don't let yourself lose out on the opportunity if it comes
I doubt. But sure. I don't really help myself lol

>>33389758
Ah. Maybe it's for the best i was never good at talking, then, even over text.

>>33389768
I'm sure some do. But they aren't popular or it's private.

>>33389765
I can’t prove it anecdotally

>>33389771
Feelings were real, though. And I was willing to do all it took to make it work.

>>33389761
I dindu nothin'!

>>33389753
Again, irrelevant.

>>33389679
Those dudes are the opposite of trad

You guys are the biggest simps

>>33389782
Not me. I fucking hate women.

>>33389767
Sort of? The solutions aren't really helpful either though, my issues are extremely complex and I while I have ideas of how to solve it, I don't know how to get to the steps in between

>>33389782
If that gets femanon to give me a chance...

>>33389775
Yeah, I understand. Just so hard to see if the girl's willing to do the same.

>>33389781
The venn-diagram is a perfect circle

>>33389784
What make them complex?

>>33389782
I love women, I will not hide it

>>33389786
I am just very frustrated.

>>33389782
who you talking to? I'm guilty for sure, but it doesn't matter.
it's the closest I'll get to taking care of a woman that's mine, anyway.

>>33389765
My room smells like a girl

>>33389761
For what? Vandalism?
CATCH!

>>33389789
It's a mixture of broken trust and a conflict between how I behave vs how reality works
In short, I'm naive and also have severe trust issues

>>33389794
One of your baby mama's or is this a new mistress

>>33389773
Tell me what you think great sex is then gare.
I think a woman working me until theres no cum left is great I take all her holes until she's passed out

>>33389799
Lolol same. Gaslighting yourself, finding out that it might have actually just been intuition?

>>33389781
It's all the same trash.

>>33389801
I heard hes got a new one.

>>33389807
Good for him, bad for her

>>33389804
Based that’s exactly it. I like when they pass out while holding onto it inside

Atonga? Isn't that an island?

>>33389815
yo momma an island

One day at a time...
I know she's depressed, just sitting in her room all day and at best talking to her annoying sister. She'll reach out eventually and if not, when the time is right, I will be taking this into my own hands

>>33389813
How many girls have you been able to do that with.

>>33389805
Maybe? I'm not exactly sure what you mean
But basically I feel like kindness and general friendliness should be an innate feature of society but instead my experiences have been the polar opposite, but I also refuse to change

>>33389820
shes already having sex your beta af

>>33389820
Hey that's what I said.
> if not, when the time is right, I will be taking this into my own hands
I will be taking my own life shortly.

>>33389813
Then gare has had anal sex? What did it feel like? Is it as tight as everyone says

>>33389822
I think you're right, and yes, it's usually the case that society is deeply disappointing. Why consider changing at all when it's not yourself that is the issue?

I'm so glad I won't be taking overnight accelerator shifts, long bus rides, spending 2 hours on the subway everyday, so I won't be so bored out of my mind that talking to you retards seems worth my time.

>>33389839
See you tommorow morning

>>33389839
>grown ass man using anime girl reaction image

>>33389839
Rude...

>>33389843
Nah, I'll be asleep when the morning comes, thank God.

>>33389832
Exactly
But then it just leads to disappointment and depression, that I am unable to make connections like other people do

>>33389844
Nta but where do you think you are

>>33389821
All of them

>>33389014
Are Americans this bad
>>33389116
Having your own place must be nice
I'm jealous
Fucking hate living with other people

>>33389829
Who the hell told you that my ass is tight?

>>33389853
Not on r9k.

>>33389435
>When I'm awake, everyone's asleep
Isn't that ideal?
>>33389485
M, I already use these threads for that
>>33389581
Goodnight anon

The lack of my presence will be suffocating for her. I’ll give it a couple more weeks before she reaches out, a month at most

>>33389863
You're on 4chan
I'm sorry you had to find out this way

>>33389820
why do you want to reconnect so bad? just move on

>>33389609
>tell your date "I get loads of matches"
That's hot, I wish a woman told me that
>>33389706
>submissive
>hottest type of woman
No

>>33389866
Ok, hairy grown ass man who uses anime girl reaction images to get more reactions man.

>>33389820
>depressed, just sitting in her room all day and at best talking to her annoying sister
She's literally me
Anyway just try to move on buddy

>>33389839
Or just take a book or listen to music

>>33389869
Are you frustrated?

>>33389873
Hit a nerve, huh.

>be me, millennial in his 30s
>spent my entire childhood and all of my formative years dicking around and playing vidya 24/7
>never developed any useful skills/hobbies/talents but still got into a decently ranked university based on grades alone
>college kids these days whom I’ve interacted with are incredibly skilled, talented, and smart
>they all have multiple hobbies and skills that they’ve been cultivating their whole lives since they were kids like playing an instrument, arts & craft, drawing & painting- all at an impressive almost-amateur pro level
>every one that I’ve talked to was active in extracurricular like clubs and sports, traveling to conventions for competitions and etc all throughout middle to high school
Am I just the only retarded millennial with nothing going for him or are kids nowadays just in general more skilled?

>>33389876
The kids these days are cracked
Millennials are cap in comparison

>>33389872
I have to keep my ears peeled for alarms

>>33389867
Because she is perfect
>>33389870
I’m trying to move on but then something comes up (like getting a notification that she added something to her wedding Pinterest board that she shared with me forever ago that we added stuff to) and then it just leaves me confused. It would seem like she does want me still but that she’s just not mentally there to be in a relationship or really talk with anyone she doesn’t have to rn, like her family that she lives with. When we broke up she said not to wait for her but that she “isn’t going anywhere” so it’s like wtf

>>33389879
Well book or listen with one ear then

>>33389881
>she added something to her wedding Pinterest board that she shared with me forever ago that we added stuff to
Then mute it or whatever, sounds sucky but stuff like that is gonna happen
My ex is also giving me mixed signals, I cba to try anymore

>>33389878
Gen Z girls are canonically better at giving head and have tighter pussies molded for my above-average millennial cock

>>33389881
no one is perfect you dumbfuck reminder you have to be at least 18 or older to post

moids itt think pinterest wedding board notifications mean a mixed signal holy shit

>>33389881
>When we broke up she said not to wait for her but that she “isn’t going anywhere” so it’s like wtf
That is an insecure asshole move by her.
But then again, many mentally ill people do that unfortunately.

Sex is the best core workout, I literally can’t even walk with a straight back because my abs are all locked up, doggystyle is the real ab cruncher bros

>>33389889
Lmaoo
Nah by mixed signals I mean my ex saying that "maybe" we could date again, and still spamming me with life updates, and wanting to go out Friday night but then flaking

>>33389887
>>33389889
Samefag
>mean a mixed signal
Yeah if you’ve broken up but they still share everything with you besides their physical presence, those are mixed signals you retarded nigger

>>33389886
>i have the sex trust me
No you don’t favour you are genetic leftovers

>>33389889
My ex blocked me on everything but DM, she reads everything I send to her but refuses to respond, women need us more than we need them but their pride will always let them down

>>33389896
I’ve clapped more Gen Z cheeks than I’ve ever imagined, no cap. Your gen’s women are total sluts

>>33389891
It is but she hit me with the “it’s not you, it’s me” and if she said that in earnest, then I think it isn’t an asshole move

>>33389895
stfu you retarded ass japandi nigger those aren’t mixed signals move the fuck on and fuck a new woman

>>33389899
Why the fuck would you give her that kind of attention...

>>33389901
It doesn't matter.
You're also retarded for sticking around like this, but everybody is retarded.

>>33389899
men need women more than women need men

>>33387876
I'm awake and sober now but damn, I think they at least liked the food (though they said it was a bit spicy, fucking white people) and drinks and were having a fun time
But I wasn't enjoying myself at all, got blackout drunk, ran to the bathroom to puke and then just went to bed kek. Ew I need to brush my teeth
Fuck my gay life
>>33389899
>women need us more than we need them
Nah the girls I dated seemed to move on very quickly and are thriving, I am the trainwreck
>>33389903
I still do everything my ex asks me to and send her money

>>33389905
Don't fucking reply to me.

>>33389905
so much for acting all dramatic about killing yourself eh

What is your favourite magazine?

State sex

>>33389908
That's just me having a bpd moment
I'm dramatic about everything
>>33389907
Oopsie

>>33389911
i often wish youd go through with it so we dont have to suffer your stupid shit here

>>33389910
Is that Cameron Diaz
>favourite magazine
Helical, as found in the Calico M960

>>33389903
>>33389904
>>33389905
Fuck off
>>33389907
That’s my line ENTJ

>>33389915
Yes it is

>>33389913
Well that's just rude
I do too though
>>33389917
Hot
>>33389916
Damn

>>33389904
true

>>33389860
I cant believe it? Was it his jail stays that he got it in the ass? Damn gare did you like it?

>>33389918
You are such a fucking disginenuous liar.
Go ahead, keep hurting the people in your life since you love it so much.

moids would you impregnate the last woman you dated?

Wow didn't know gare was a bisexual hot would you date a avg 4channer man who's into capeshit and vidya?

>>33389920
What the fuck?

>>33389923
He'll blow you under a bridge for $20 and a pack of smokes

>>33389918
You two should just make out already you’re literally the same poster
>>33389922
I did she a mental breakdown after she miscarried and will probably never do that again

>>33389922
If we stayed together for life then sure
>>33389921
Broken record

>>33389929
>Broken record
Right back at you, buddy.
Right back at you.

>>33389925
So hot. You even posted something on that Cosmo about ass.

>>33389928
>you’re literally the same poster
Nani
Me and who

>>33389929
You would be a horrenduous father
never procreate

>>33389933
You and ENTJ your posts are exactly the same hateful garbage

>>33389932
Tongue my anus

>>33389931
I don't understand how I'm hurting anyone right now though? (Besides myself kek)
>>33389934
Well yeah, that's why I don't want kids
I don't think I'd be a terrible father though in all honesty, I would step up

>entjeet has begun accusing random posters of being him

Have I become hypersexual if I constantly hallucinate about having sex with beautiful women before I wake up? I say hallucinate because I'm half aware but I'm locked in the cutscene and the women won't let me go until I've completed it. Never let me cum tho.

>>33389936
I would if you be my bf gare.

I slept less than 3 hours total, waking up to a day full of bullshit. In fact the bullshit started before I even woke up.
Have a happy one, chins

>>33389937
you would be an utterly horrific father
a complete mess and absolute trash
you have no morals and abuse others for your own satisfaction then pretend you didnt know you would hurt them
you have actually no value

>>33389939
What the fuck? Like.. sleepraping?

>>33389935
Wtf he's literally the opposite of me
He posts his IKEA meatballs and bank statements incessantly bragging about how successful he is
I post all the time about being a broke incel, being depressed and suicidal

>>33389922
>last woman you dated?
heh, good one

>>33389941
next time sleep more nigger

I remember my old ex used to do that I would wake up with her with on top while I came or felt a really wet and warm tongue on my dick cumming. God I miss her

Install the horse game anon, replace tinder with it. 2D horse girls will treat you much better than real women, you'll feel the same fuzzy feelings

No gaslighting
No wasted time
Only fun

Install Uma Musume pretty derby right now and be happy!

>>33389943
Hmm, no, I can feel them on my dick but I know I'm awake because all I see is black. I can hear them tho which is weird.

>>33389942
>have no morals and abuse others for your own satisfaction
Oh piss off you don't know me kek. I might be a fuckup and make mistakes but I make a lot of effort for other people
>you have actually no value
This is how I feel though, why do you think I'm suicidal

>>33389935
The are not the same person, but definitely are the same type of reckless narcissists.

>>33389952
What are they saying

>>33389952
So a incubus? Actually raping you

>>33389949
need a bf so i can wake him with me on top

>>33389956
Gare didnt you have a voice that originated when you met your ex? And told you the future

>>33389961
No I do not hear anything

>>33389954
>why do you think I'm suicidal
so you can attention whore with it and your narc mentality tells you this is how you farm sympathy from others, which is also why you are perfectly fine with hurting others
you enjoy not doing anything ever for others and just take take take

>>33389941
Picrel is hilarious
Forced happy shit just makes you feel worse when you're depressed
You got work or something? Hope your day isn't too bad bud
I'm gonna put my earplugs back in cause the neighbour keeps playing the same shitty normie song over and over again, I want to go strangle them

>>33389941
What’s with asians and committing suicide, literally the worst min maxed skill tree build

Gare I'm a good guy I think we should date

>>33389950
Based
I would do but the whole horse girl thing is a bit weird icl
>>33389964
>you enjoy not doing anything ever for others and just take take take
What? I spend like half the day trying to do stuff for and help other people

>>33389922
I never dated but I dont want kids so it would be a no regardless

>>33389972
I’m super straight

>>33389974
damn you keep staying utterly delusional but that is just the norm for narcs

>>33389977
OK Mr. Gaslighter

I doubt your straight after jail

>>33389980
What did Gary even get locked up for?

>>33389978
hey I am not the one who keeps not using a trip because he hates that half the thread filters him out

>>33389976

>>33389950
Based, the game has the deepest lore

So gare became gay ? This is a brand new arc

Girls

What are your opinions of curved penises?

>>33389939
Can't say what you describe sounds common/familiar to me but if it's just a thing for when you go from sleeping to being awake, no, you're not hypersexual. Hypersexual people seek lots of sexual outlets and tend to use horny feelings to soothe themselves. Like if you realize if your boss told you off, you have an instant urge to lock yourself in the bathroom and watch porn (even if for half a minute) to take your mind off things, that's a red flag. Or if you very often find yourself going "I'm not horny at all but I do FEEL like being horny??" and masturbating/watching something until you get there. Those kind of things, using sexuality to drown out uncomfortable emotions.

>>33389982
You tell me I'm a narc yet want me to use a trip
I can't win kek

>>33389993
You can be hypersexual in other ways. Like having actual sex

>>33389990
I thought they were all kind of curved and the more or less straight ones were the exception? No real opinion, just normal to me. Also not like vagina is a road straight up so I doubt a pencil straight dick would even be a great fit honestly.

>>33389994
We just don't want to read your stupid shit and you know that.
But as the other anon said, you hate that others aren't forced to read your garbage.

Sorry, couldn't reply immediately I was having my hair cut.

>>33389956
Shit like just letting it happen, that it'll be fun. Aside from that they usually just moan and breathe on my skin when it's over. It's kind of nice when they're not being mean. I've tried to speak some times before I wake up but they shush me and go back to doing their shit.

>>33389957
Don't think so, I'm a Catholic I didn't summon shit. Besides, wouldn't they feed on sexual energy? I have to rest a bit in bed because I'm too sensitive and tired by the end of it.

If anyone has some tips to stop this I'd be glad to hear it.

>>33389997
I get that, I just used these examples because they show quite clearly that the relationship with sexuality is disturbed a bit. That is a lot less easy in a relationship. Fucking your partner thrice a day can be a sign that it's an unhealthy outlet, but it doesn't have to be, you could both legitimately have such a high libido in the honeymoon phase that it's just healthy and fun.

Zoning in on your private sexual habits makes it easier to see if something's off or not.

>>33390001
>you hate that others aren't forced to read your garbage
No lol I just don't like using a trip, defeats the point of this site imo
Well hopefully I get a job soon and will be posting less

>>33389990
eew

>>33390010
>>33389998
Hm

>>33390006
We don't care what you do irl.

Atoga Uma club when?

>>33390013
You don't care what I do IRL yet you constantly criticise me for it ITT?
I can't win

>>33390016
Because you keep shitting up our thread with it.
All I want is to not need to read your garbage and I don't care what it takes.
bye now

for women

If sex was better with your ex compared to your new boyfriend, would that change anything? Your new relationship is better than your ex, but the orgasms with your ex were significantly better than your current boyfriend

>>33389080
'sfine
Adorable baby is adorable.
It's a biological defense mechanism.

Gender
If your parents were put into a position to choose a spouse for you do you trust they would make a good choice? Putting aside if their choice makes you feel butterflies or not.

>>33389865
dude, she specifically tried to get away from your presence because it was a burden to her

>>33390039
f, yeah
which is why wether or not a guy gets along with my parents or not is important to me

>>33390031
I don't think so personally. For one thing as long as the sex is also at least good enough with the new partner, I think you would typically get there as a couple. Climaxing intensely has a lot to do with trust and intimacy, love, being able to let go and relax. So someone having a really good relationship with you and loving you really well outside of the bedroom, also has consequences for the intensity of the sex.

Anyway granted I have never personally experienced this so I am just speculating. But I can tell you I had a very good sex life with my first partner and we were also together short (like two months) so our sex life never became normal/stale either, only honeymoon phase stuff. When I was super sad after the break I was 110% convinced I would spend the rest of my life masturbating to those memories.

...but no. I did until I moved on and no longer missed him. Then I stopped caring about the sexual memories too. Now it even makes me vaguely uncomfortable to remember specific details. It's like I remember I loved it at the time but I can no longer be inside that feeling, it's like remembering how much you loved a food that now grosses you out as a kid - you know it to be true but can no longer feel it.

Basically memories are also hugely impacted by shifting feelings. They are more a reconstruction of the past than objective footage of it. If you no longer miss your ex I don't think it's hard for most to not miss sex with them either.

>>33390022
>you keep shitting up our thread with it
Sorry I didn't realise you owned the thread now
>All I want is to not need to read your garbage
Then scroll past it
>don't care what it takes.
Kill me then
>bye now
Bye xxx gonna try sleep a bit more
>>33390039
M, my mom would just pick the girl she could get the most money from

>>33390039
F, absolutely not, no. They both come from generations of fucked up shit and people choosing poor partners. I have often doubted my own ability to pick a good partner but my parents sure are worse, both of them.

I'd rather have my sister pick someone if I couldn't pick myself. She would pick someone I'd have nothing in common with but she would not miss red flags for sure.

>>33390039
>do you trust they would make a good choice?
M
Yeah, but I would hate such a system.

>>33390031
sex isn‘t that complicated
it would just be a matter of figuring out how to make sex with the current bf even better

>randomly feel like crying
what is wrong with my brain

>>33390061
just because you are too dumb to see the pattern doesn‘t mean there is none

>>33390039
M
I think they know me well enough, so I think they would.

>>33390061
Just let it out bro

>>33390061
>randomly
Probably not random.

>>33388982 (OP)
>Go to a stag party
>Got carried away and egged groom on to fuck the stripper as a joke
>Even offered to pay the stripper $200 to do it
>She agrees and the madman actually went through with it.
>Get home feeling guilty about it and confessed to my wife
>Paranoid it's going to get out and that it will be known I was the source

As a woman, what the likelihood that she will tell someone? She's already mad at me for encouraging it and blowing $200 on a prostitute but said I did the right thing to tell her so she forgives me.

What do you think is going to happen from here?

>>33390061
Nothing. Just two options
>you generally suppress your (negative) emotions so they come up by surprise when you let go of control - when you get into bed, when you get home from work and drop on the couch, idle moments where your inner monologue halts for a bit
>you saw/read/remembered something that made you sad

The second option can go a lot faster than you think. It is often half-conscious, like you hear a few seconds of a song that reminds you of another song that was played at the funeral of your grandmother. If you're not even consciously registering the song, you will not realize that, but your body will now and you might feel a bit of tightness or an ache or a desire to cry "out of nowhere".

If you want to stop feeling emotions you don't understand, the only way is to observe yourself more closely and get to know your emotions better overall.

>>33390070
you‘re 100% fucked and you deserve it
also, this is bait but whatever

>>33390070
>What do you think is going to happen from here?
I hope the bride finds out before the wedding.

>>33390070
Yeah, they'll know. Maybe they'll pretend that they don't, but you'll know by the way they treat you.

>>33390070
How likely it is that she tells others depends on how "juicy" the news is to her, basically how integrated she is with these people. If she's close to the bride the temptation will be serious, if these are all just names to her then probably not.

That said I would be more worried that she keeps thinking of how her own guy nuked someone's almost-wedding for shits and giggles. It doesn't really bode well for what it's like to be your own partner... at all.

You are also an incredibly poor friend as I'm sure you realize.

>>33390070
Why the fuck would you snitch on your friends like that? Especially after you egg them on?

I hope you get ostracized

>>33390039
Male
Not really. My dad would probably be able to if he treated it like a logical problem after I told him what I'm looking for, but neither of my parents would truly understand things from my point of view.
I don't think they'd want to choose a spouse for me, either, because they wouldn't want to presume.

>>33390031
the absolute state of fornicators

Girls, it's hot as hell, why aren't you enjoying sweaty cuddles

>>33390080
because it‘s gross

>>33390070
>stag party
>stripper
It was peak degeneracy to begin with, even if you didn't show up. Sure, you pushed him further, but it's academic at that point. Like stabbing someone unprovoked 17 instead of 16 times.
All of you were worthless garbage from the start. Your actions didn't change anything.

>>33390076
Nta but I would, he got his friend to show his true colours. Better that he cheats now than before the marriage. I would tell the bride to be and stop being his friend personally

>>33390039
F, eh, I think my mom would chose someone suitable. My dad would chose someone he thinks is based, and he thinks someone is based, the more they are like him. So he would chose the guy thats most like him and honestly, that doesn‘t sound very tempting.

I didn't know what a stag party was until now, interesting.

>>33390080
My boyfriend's not with me and even if he were, sweaty cuddles are his least favorite cuddles so I probably wouldn't have lucked out either until it cools down.

>>33390086
Also different anon but I really don't think a guy cheating under the "last night you're not married yet"-social pressure, direct intense peer pressure from one of his best friend and copious amounts of alcohol combo, means that one way or another he was guaranteed to step out on his (future) wife. At the very least OP robbed anyone of the chance of finding out if the guy could remain loyal when not literally bullied and bribed to fuck someone else.

>>33390083
Why are girls such prudes these days, you seem to hate ejaculates of all sorts

>>33390094
>sweaty cuddles are his least favorite cuddles
What a nerd, sweaty boobs are the best
>>33390098
Cheating is cheating, doesn't matter if he was drunk or it was a stag-do. People like this who are that weak-willed will cheat one way or another

>>33390102
yeah, all bodily fluids are gross

>>33390098
nta but yeah, both are awful people. OP for literally trying to ruin his friend's relationship for the lols, and the groom for agreeing to fuck a random stripper before his wedding.

>>33390103
>People like this who are that weak-willed will cheat one way or another
I don't believe this personally, especially because I think in a situation like this the motivation to not seem like a bore or pussywhipped or let down your friend or whatever, is at least as big a motivation as drunken sex with a random person you didn't even pick yourself...

>>33390103
It's not sweaty boobs he minds, he just gets really hot himself and cuddling only worsens that obviously.

>>33390109
>I don't believe this personally
Then you are just potentially a cheater too.

>these are the types of people getting married
scary

>>33390109
NTA
It's true that there was pressure, alcohol and other external circumstances. But I think that your will to not cheat should be more powerful than that.

>>33390107
Absolutely. What a worthless friend. "Now go enjoy the wedding we just tainted with guilt." It being a lousy impulse crime of opportunity only makes it even worse.

come on, are you guys really going to give this lame bait this much stage presence?

>>33390109
>motivation to not seem like a bore or pussywhipped or let down your friend or whatever
By cheating on his fiance??
>drunken sex with a random person you didn't even pick yourself
Presumably the stripper was hot and knew what she was doing, he just didn't want to turn down a good shag lol
I appreciate you trying to play devil's advocate but I have no sympathy. If I was the friend I would tell the wife-to-be ASAP
>>33390117
Could easily be b8 but this kinda shit happens unfortunately

almost every time i walk past a group of women they're talking about men. the bechdel test is just sour grapes from a lesbian.

>>33390112
I just don't think it's that simple. Loyalty is quite important to me and I have never cheated for what it's worth.

>>33390114
Absolutely, I'm not saying the groom was not to blame for it. Just that I think the idea that if he cheated under those circumstances, it absolutely would have happened one way or another, is really reassuring but doubtful.

He absolutely should've had more of a backbone and organizing a stag party I think he should have been somewhat ready for a scenario like this too, knowing he would have to shut that down right away.

>>33390117
Like we have anything better to do. At least it brings up topics to discuss like cheating.

I would not fuck a stripper if I was to be married because that's how loyalty works. Why hurt someone I love?

>>33388982 (OP)
Both genders

Due to unexplained convenient rules, you can travel in time, but only to wars. You can choose to travel to any war in human history, but you are forced to participate and can't choose a side, you're assigned at random. What war do you choose?

>>33390119
>By cheating on his fiance??
I know, unfortunately yeah plenty of social groups are like this. Look at the tone OP used ("what a madlad!"). He was a legend to them. That's VERY important to some young men.

>he just didn't want to turn down a good shag
Doesn't compute with OP saying he both offered to pay for it and pressured him though.

>I have no sympathy
I don't feel I have more sympathy for the groom than you do, just less for his friend.

>>33390110
Ah fair enough, I get similar, but don't mind it especially if the girl is also sweaty
>>33390121
>quite important
Only quite important?
>>33390121
>if he cheated under those circumstances, it absolutely would have happened one way or another
If he fucked a cheap stripper just because you egged him on, he'll be tempted to do that kind of thing again lol

First girl I had sex with and fell for was a stripper. God I love strippers, they're so hot and wholesome. Words can't describe the social good they bring into the world by stripping and talking sweet things to men

>>33390124
engish civil wars. i'd be equally keen fighting for both sides.

>>33390125
>That's VERY important to some young men
Guess I'm just too much of an autist and too much of a snake to relate. I'd throw the cunt under the bus without thinking twice lol
>both offered to pay for it and pressured him though
So he was getting a free good shag kek

>>33390127
Need Anora gf

>>33390130
Same

>>33390126
>Only quite important?
As opposed to? The only thing that matters? I'm confused.

>he'll be tempted to do that kind of thing again
We will never know but this is just really doubtful to me. A lot of people are in a weird headspace right before getting married. It was a celebration hyped for him to be a once in a lifetime thing. I think most people are never around strippers other than for a stag party in the first place...

Again I get it's really reassuring to be like if the bad thing happened, it would have happened one way or another, I just don't buy that it's that simple. Groom is responsible but his friend sure fucked him over.

>>33390127
I dated one who had BPD and not really "wholesome" kek but she had her sweet moments
Also out of my league looks-wise
Eventually she just offered to be fwb (before blowing up at me over something else), in hindsight I should've just accepted kek

>>33390132
>As opposed to?
As opposed to very/extremely important lol. Not the only thing that matters ofc but loyalty is the foundation to marriage
If he was truly loyal to his fiance/wife, he wouldn't have cheated, it is that simple imo
Would you want to be with someone who would cheat under the "right circumstances"?

>>33390124
f
for maximum absurdity:
1838 pastry war
for maximum moral ambiguity:
the thirty years war
for maximum kino: trojan war or wwII

>>33390124
This would literally take at least a year of research for me.

>>33390124
korean war

>>33390138
just chose some, it‘s not that deep

>>33390124
>can't choose a side,
Nigga, what? Am I fighting both sides?

>>33390145
nta but you are probably just assigned a side randomly

>>33390123
What if your wife really, really wanted you to?

>>33390135
>As opposed to very/extremely important lol.
Right, to be honest English isn't my first language and I cannot really distinguish to that level, "quite" and "very" are synonymous to me. But no absolutely, if I felt no desire to have my partner's back and be committed/loyal to them no matter what, I would leave.

>Would you want to be with someone who would cheat under the "right circumstances"?
If I can choose then obviously no. But just because I know my partner is faithful, has been faithful, doesn't mean I would put a gun to my head that I would vouch he would 100% never ever cheat, no matter how hard he was pursued, no matter how sick or drunk or high he was in the moment. There are other things I would vouch he would absolutely never do no matter what, but not that. And he has never given me reason to doubt, you just don't always know. Ask a decades long married couple how often they were surprised to realize something about their partner even after many years, they will always have examples.

>>33390145
What part of "your're forced to participate" and "you can't pick a side, you're assigned at random" is unclear?

imma be honest, people that get so pressed about cheating are weird

>>33390152
I don't get it either. Which is better, letting this guy smash someone else ONCE before committing for life OR ruining the whole marriage?

Women are weird and kinda evil

>>33390149
Nah then I'd be committing moral injury on myself. Not worth it. Pussy ain't worth going mad.

>>33390153
You don't think emptying his balls in another woman actually rid him of his desire to be with anyone but his wife for the rest of his life right?

I agree it's possible to be too intense about cheating. It baffles me when people say it's the very worst thing you could ever do to a person in a relationship when there are people that literally find ways to physically hurt their partner all the time without anyone being able to tell. But still the idea that last-minute stepping out "solves" anything is delusional. Either you don't really care about spending all your sexual energy on one person and then the stripper was pointless. Or you very much care and then one final shag with someone else won't make decades of monogamy feel any less monogamous.

>>33390153
no, I agree, this guy and his friend are both shitty people, if they are even real, but what weirds me out is these people that think there is people that aren‘t shitty if given the right circumstances
they really think they can get a partner thats super-human, flawless and they also need them to prove to them in every possible way that they think they are gods gift to humanity and nobody could ever come close or tempt them in any way
it just reeks of immaturity, insecurity, naivety and self centeredness
but to each their own I guess

>>33390152
I agree in principle but now is not the time. Women need to be corrected until they slow down cheating and moneky branching.

>>33390160
oh so it‘s just empty virtue signaling to get others to fall in line and do as you want them to? got it

>>33390150
>"quite" and "very" are synonymous to me.
"Quite" generally means "moderately", except when the adjective that follows it is one that doesn't have degrees. "Quite tired" means moderately tired or fairly tired. But "quite exhausted" means completely exhausted, because there aren't really degrees of exhaustion. "Very" means highly, or extremely.

Morning faggits

>>33390165
it‘s 1pm

>>33390162
It's harmful behavior. When women start pushing to normalize something, the results tend to be poor. Serial partner hopping shouldn't be normalized.

>>33390168
I never said anything about normalizing but the fact you project all cheating on women and only talk about female disloyalty is very telling about what kind of person you are.

>>33390163
Unironically thank you for explaining, I will file it away in the long term memory!

>>33390167
Not in America

>>33390170
Female disloyalty can't exist in a vacuum. But it seems to exist almost everywhere and people are being gaslit into believing that it's not ACTUALLY disloyalty.

>>33390150
>, to be honest English isn't my first language and I cannot really distinguish to that level
Oh okay apologies, no worries
>If I can choose then obviously no
So at least OP's friends fiance in this case is able to choose, if someone tells her lol

>>33390124
>What war do you choose?
F
Emu War. If the Emus need a stealth soldier, I'll put my hand on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana and burn my fucking fingerprints off.

>>33390165
Afternoon
>>33390153
If he wants to fuck other people he shouldn't be marrying his fiance
I'm not even religious or really believe in the institution of marriage, but it is symbolic

>>33390176
No apologies necessary, I am happy to find out before I ever face to face say something I don't actually mean to suggest...

>involuntary memory of me pronouncing akin as "achin(g)" for years before finding out

Anyway sure I am 100% in favor of her finding out.

>>33390157
I do, men don't function like girls

what does aura famring mean

>>33390153
They ruined the marriage when they decided to cheat

>>33390182
>aura famring
It's when you call your famalam to tell them you've maxxed out your aura from farming on Minecraft

>>33390182
Don't worry about it

>>33390182
Looking cool

>>33390186
btu why is it called farming??? like idgi where are you harvesting the aura from? what

>>33390177
Fuck I was gonna pick this. It's over I thought i had an original thought for once

>>33390188
Its stupid zoomer ebonic language
The more you talk like an uneducated inner city African American the more "cool" you are

>>33390178
>>33390183
It was just one time nut give him a break, he's committing to you for life, let him cum

>>33390188
Bear with me because I'm old so I might be a little off too. But I always understood aura farming to be like a variety on karma farming, trying to be popular on reddit for internet points. The "farming" is used to suggest massive scale, efficiency.

AFAIK gen Z uses aura as a sort of stand-in for charisma/good vibes/good karma? So aura farming is like sending out stuff that will reel in all the aura like an efficient harvest season.

>>33390192
And obviously if you don't want your future husband to cheat keep his balls empty

>>33390174
it is disloyalty, but I don‘t get why you are so obsessed with female disloyalty when it‘s simply a human flaw in general
my point is more about the moralfagging of people being outraged by a human being daring to be flawed, it seems comical to me really
it feels like a desperate attempt to feel better about their own flawed nature by gasping and pointing and shrieking how they are at least not as flawed as THOSE people
it seems so arrogant „well I certainly would never accept a partner that is flawed in any way, because I actually have dignity and nothing but total perfection is good enough for me“
it‘s so full of themselves, lol
I‘m not saying it‘s np and should have no consequences, but I am just wondering about this weird idea that humans must exist that are flawless and that those humans would want anything to do with the flawed people judging others for being flawed
the only logical explanation is that those people must think that they themselves are flawless, so they deserve a flawless partner
and that checks out because it seems to often be the people unable to own up to their own flaws, the ones that love being the victim and blaming all their flaws on others for „damaging“ them, or „seeing them as damaged when they are actually flawless and just misunderstood“, or having „unfair measurements for what is and isn’t flawed“, like their parents, the system, society, the opposite gender, whatever
just something to think about

>>33390194
ah, interesting

>>33390189
nta but thats the most obvious haha lole so randum le funny reddit choice anon

>>33390192
He should be cumming in/on his fiance, not strippers lol

>>33390208
Well his fiancee should've helped him with that instead

Can you fags stop arguing whether cheating is bad or not

>>33390197
You have to remember that most men don't date nowadays and the ones here are even less likely to be dating. In this context, it's quite obvious that a female partner who doesn't cheat and change her man every 2.5 weeks is desirable. It's not like she has to be flawless in every way. We're not the only ones cheating here, so 'accepting' a girl whose phone lights up 10 times a day with cheating opportunities isn't really a match.

>>33390215
You could've used that message to bring up a new topic. Now that post will be nothing more than a remainder of your inability to change things that bother you.

>>33390217
Every reasonable question that could've been asked about the opposite gender has already been asked. This thread doesn't need to exist anymore.

>>33390216
I think you are absolutely divorced from reality, which honestly makes sense

How do girls even get cheated on? Keeping your man happy should be one of the easiest things in life

>>33390220
In what way? Do you really think that every man starts cheating as soon as he gets a girlfriend?

>>33390219
Then ask unreasonable ones.

>>33390219
then why are you here?

>>33390226
Shitposting and using it as a chatroom

>>33390188
Aura is just zoomer slang for style, which encompasses panache and the manner in which you carry yourself.

Farming is because you're trying to force a moment or repeatedly trying to be cool even when you don't need to or situation-appropriate.

I'm an ESL zoomie so I'm a bit off but that's basically the gist of it.

>>33390221
>if you get cheated on you failed to keep your man happy
Right.

>>33390222
no, in the way that you think girls shamelessly looking for options whilst in a relationship is something that actually happens frequently irl
they might do it secretly or reluctantly, but not like this
or what kind of social circles do you frequent? because I can‘t say I‘ve ever observed this kind of behavior myself

>>33390227
then why moan about the state of the thread?

>>33390232
Im not moaning about the state of the thread. Its been like this since before i ever came here. Im moaning about a particular chain of replies that I personally find annoying.

>>33390153
the person choosing to be a disloyal, dishonest gooner is what ruined the marriage anon. not the person choosing to leave.

>>33390236
then start a better one

>>33390221
because the people they are dating choose to cheat on them, for varied reasons, mainly that the cheaters have no moral framework

>>33390238
Okay ill start
State gender
What kind of plants do you like
I like mangroves

>>33390230
I've got second hand info from my sister about her female friends and most of my suspicions are usually validated. Granted, they're a few years younger but it's not like my generation is vastly different (if anything, zoomers hide and obscure their shitty dating practices better). I'll also note that my sister's friends aren't really the party-girl Stacy type, and yet...

post gender and what's for breakfast, anons?

>>33390242
Krystal sunrisers
Basically little fast food breakfast sandwiches with sausage and egg
It'd pobably be illegal in europe cuz of the shit they probably put in it

>>33390242
m
i just had some toast and peanut butter. i'm going to cut an apple in a bit.

>>33390242
F, really struggling with my appetite so I've just been drinking coffee so far. Either I will have yogurt with cereal in a bit or I'll go straight for the vegetable soup leftovers as it's long past noon by now.

>>33389255
nah moist is actually just a certified qt

>>33390242
Frozen chicken biscuit sandwich

>>33390242
M
Leftover deer liver

>>33390240
I love all flowers that are herbacious. Poppies, buttercups, cornflowers, malva...

>>33390240
f. japanese maples are very pretty
maple in general is just a very good tree

>>33390242
English muffin toasted w butter, then an overmedium egg with melted cheese on it. An assortment of berries after.

>>33390221
How many incredibly easy things do you fail to do on a daily basis anon?
Life is hard and gets complicated.

>>33390241
yes, but what some random teenage girls think about is not the same as what adult women actually do
or do you also take every dumb idea teenage boys have as a valid assessment of how all adult men behave?
everyone has the potential to act immature and in egoistic self interest, but the mark of a mature person is to not act on that potential
assuming that the potential dictates the behavior is either a confession of ones own character or a misjudgment of how morality works

>>33389268
i like being called cute. why is this stated like a widespread phenomenon i've never heard this ever

>>33390254
shut the fuck up and go cheat on your wife by gooning to shota with jh again

>>33390124
Cola war

I'm staring down the barrel.

>>33390257
I don't think it's widespread but I know my sister gets called cute a lot (granted in our first language it is a little less ambivalent between adorable and sexy, more just adorable) and I know she hates it. Especially if she gets a little angry and people call her cute over it, which happens a lot. She's short and petite and for whatever reason it makes people feel like they can fawn over her out loud like she's a kid.

I reckon some women feel the same about the English cute? First I hear of it too though, I have previously only heard complaints from guys feeling emasculated over the word.

>>33390124
kms bc why the fuck would i want to fight in any war ever

>>33390261
wine barrel or rifle?

>>33390261
How clean is the bore
Any frosting, pitting? Sharp grooves? Is it bent?

>>33390256
Unfortunately they're not teenage, they're in their mid twenties. But yeah, I keep being told things like this: that my observations aren't a good measure of how people act. I'm also aware of what confirmation bias is and how it works. But at some point counterexamples become necessary, and I'm not really seeing them.

>>33390265
Well one usually comes after the other.

>>33390263
yeah this is not a thing in english, cute is a generally accepted compliment meaning somewhat attractive but a few tiny penoid men get really in their feelings about it.

>>33390242
M bread roll with butter. And a vanilla alpro dessert
>>33390240
M
I dont know shit about plants. Are there any that's really cool?

>>33390267
NTA but I've been here a long time. It's good that you are aware of perception and confirmation bias.

The issue is you say, counterexamples are necessary. But finding proof of someone not being a good person is a lot harder than finding proof that they are. After all, someone can act all devoted and still cheat. So you get yourself stuck in a catch-22 when you believe every single story you hear about women cheating, but stories about women not cheating (as far as anyone knows) or being committed are filed away as "who knows, no evidence of anything YET". Then you effectively got yourself to a point where you will never be convinced.

>>33390274
>But finding proof of someone not being a good person is a lot harder than finding proof that they are.
Welp, the other way around obviously, it's easier to prove someone's shitty than prove they aren't shitty. Or be convinced someone's shitty vs being convinced they truly are not.

>>33390258
Hush. Adults are speaking.

>>33390274
Seeing people in long term relationships, getting married and having children would be quite convincing. What I'm seeing, however, are women who date a guy for a couple of months. Guess how many weddings my sister has been invited to?

Or, let's lower the bar a bit more: seeing women within a friends group NOT date the very same guy simultaneously would be quite convincing.

State gender
One shared blanket or seperate blankets?

>>33390280
>Seeing people in long term relationships, getting married and having children would be quite convincing.
Maybe. Or you would think they rushed into a loveless marriage before endless sex wasn't readily available anymore? Because that's a common take of marriage too, if you're really distrusting.

Anyway
>women who date a guy for a couple of months
Why are you assuming those guys wanted to get married if not for the women? Serial dating has long been more common with the rise of dating apps. "Fuckboys" are a whole genre. Young people have always been known for being impulsive and fickle and having a short attention span. So it seems there are plenty of reasons marriage isn't all around you without no woman taking love seriously anymore?

>>33390267
what people discuss with their friends behind closed doors (which is the info you get from your sister), is not necessarily how these girls would actually act when it came to it, no? or what exactly are these observations you are making? is it really that they cheat on their husbands because „they just felt like it“ or is it more that they talk about finding a guy at work cute but have no plans to ever act on that? do you understand that this is like eavesdropping on locker room talk? do you also think that every one of your friends that has ever said an inappropriate joke in company of „the boys“ actually had plans to do exactly that? or do you think that letting your guard down with your friends and not taking things so serious is not the same as what people then actually chose to do? do you really think every time one of your bros said „i‘d smash that“ about someone‘s mom that he would truly throw his whole life away to get a piece of that pussy and not care about the consequences and implications of such actions? or do you wish that people didn‘t even have such thoughts or ideas to begin with? because thats simply unrealistic
the mark of a mature person is not to never have a flawed thought or emotion but wether or not they let those influences their actual behavior
assuming that saying things always means someone would do it if given the opportunity is just - weird
i‘ve joked about robbing a bank before but ofc I would never actually do it because I am not retarded
I know it would never be worth it but it‘s still a fun thought experiment to joke about
it sounds a bit like you use your sister as a way to get your bias confirmed that all women are whores and would cheat and monkey branch if given the opportunity, just because they voice a less than perfect thought every now and then
or what exactly is this about? them talking to multiple men when trying to find a bf? can you be more specific?

>>33388982 (OP)
This might be silly of me to ask, but why is /atoga/'s image a pleather-clad woman pretending to look fierce while brandishing dual dildos while also pretending that her insufficient boobs could spill out of her pleather?
>>33389004
I wish I could find an anonette who wanted babies. I've got the house, the job, the education, all the pre-reqs.
>>33389168
> Pay us what you owe us.
Those are WNBA players. The WNBA has reported a net financial loss every year since its beginning in 1997. They lost $40MM last year. What are the players owed?

>>33390289
One giant comforter pinned inside a lovely comforter cover.

>>33390287
what kind of people do you associate yourself with? I‘ve never seen anyone do that irl ever
even just dating someone that someone you know has dated before is seen with suspicion from what I am observing

>>33390293
God why can't weeb girls be real

>>33390294
>One giant comforter pinned inside a lovely comforter cover.
Is this not a duvet? My gf loves laundry day when I wash the duvet cover. She can't into knots (despite her pretensions to being a "rope bunny') well enough to tie the cover to the duvet, so I do that, but she loves jumping into the duvet cover to grab the corners and turn it right-side-out.

>>33390289
M
Separate full beds

>>33389168
Their league is losing money every year. They should be paying us

>>33390242
m
parsley and carrots

>>33390300
I hate it when European hotels push two separate twin beds together and call it a "letto matrimoniale" as if they imagined that one of you wasn't going to end up in the crack between the two, slowly pushing the mattresses apart.

>>33390289
>One shared blanket or seperate blankets?
M. Fuck blankets. Duvet every time. And my partner and I have separate bedrooms.

>>33390293
>why is /atoga/'s image a pleather-clad woman pretending to look fierce while brandishing dual dildos while also pretending that her insufficient boobs could spill out of her pleather?
I was honestly more curious if that was John Rhys Davies. I checked his IMDB but pic related.

>>33390289
f, ideally separate beds but if thats not an option then absolutely separate blankets
sleep quality should not be compromised for some weird ideas about what is and isn‘t romantic
the best thing for a relationship is when everyone gets a restful night sleep consistently

State gender:

Are fujoshis (women obsessed with male x male pairings, fictional or otherwise) spiritual cuckqueans?

>>33390304
are you a rabbit?

>>33390311
They're just the female equivalent of pornbrained coomers

>>33390311
F, they seem to have a thing for humiliating others sexually

>>33390290
>"Fuckboys" are a whole genre
The main genre, by the looks of it.
>>33390292
>what people discuss with their friends behind closed doors (which is the info you get from your sister), is not necessarily how these girls would actually act
It's the real deal. How those people behave publicly is a facade.
My actual suspicion can be condensed as follows: within this environment, women date for fun and there are almost no restraints or consequences. Them, along with a small subset of men, are in the fun space. Everyone else is in the "single" space and will likely remain there for a very long time.
>them talking to multiple men when trying to find a bf?
That's already a given.