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Previously on ATOGA:
>>33388982
so many band tshirts i want to get aaa
women reminder that men will not respect you until your body count is in the quadruple digits
they'll think you're a prude
aim for the quintipule digits by age 20
New Lord Huron album is fire
State Gender
What recent album have you been blown away by?
Shalom goyim. Now bend over.
Bruh got ADVANCED ball knowledge required ahh memes lol
>>33391440This but remember after you hit your three digits if there's a guy you want to be serious with be sure to take it super slow with him and try to aim for no sex until marriage, he'll love that you respect yourself enough to insist on that with him.
Is it possible to find Love for the first time in your late 20s
https://youtube.com/shorts/KXzym7TGR3s?si=1eXIHm43pwACfnEz
Women, have you ever fixed a man?
Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids
People have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams.
Nobody cares about anything anymore.
Nobody wants to get together anymore.
Nobody does anything without getting paid anymore.
Nobody wants to do anything anymore.
https://youtu.be/kVaolNKt2zw
https://youtu.be/1d925iMSuLY
>>33391445M
Fluisteraars - dromers
black metal
>>33391445the last album that made me feel that way came out in 1998
>>33391440In all seriousness I'd prefer a girl with 2-4 over zero, I know its hypocritical in spite of me being a virgin but whatever
For a guy to be a virgin this late all he needs is shit luck, but a girl has to be really fucked up and mentally ill to be a virgin after like 20
>>33391459I'm convinced they don't exist
>>33391455If female, most likely. If male, almost certainly not.
>>33391457You're supposed to feel bad for the girl but why?
She didn't actually like the guy, just what she could mold him into
Girls, why are you single this summer? Activities you could do with your moid include
>Picnicking
>Boating
>Watching him sweat while he moans your lawn
Men, would you take an chubby autistic 18 year old virgin girl as your housewife
>>33391470>moans your lawnI would never date a man who sexually molests my lawn, what the fuck.
>>33391423 (OP)hey moids,
last three digits of your reply will be the weight of your next gf. good luck!
>>33391471Yeah why not, big ol titties
>>33391471How chubby are we talking
and is she willing to adapt to my requirements
>>33391465>but a girl has to be really fucked up and mentally ill to be a virgin after like 20Trvke.
>>33391476She will do anything you ask of her, she only wants love and affection
>>33391471No, probably not. She would be more than 10 years younger than me, and being fat is one of the very few things that is actually a huge turn off for me that I can't just ignore.
>>33391440>menno thanks, i chose bear.
pic related is my fiancé, teddy.
>>33391471>autisticHell no
>>33391471M20
No
I've delt with autistic chicks before
Literally no upsides
Sex havers, is it true make-up sex is the best kind of sex? If not, what is?
>>33391471Too young for me, I don't like girls that young. Has she tried being older?
>>33391471>chubbyno, everything else is fine, but I cant do chubby
>>33391481>She will do anything you ask of her,will she lose weight?
>>33391471I have never met an autistic woman before but I think that's just because they're good at masking.
>>33391490Sex where you've been among friends all day making eyes at eachother, secretly groping, secret kiss here and there then finally getting to unleash it when you get home
Women need to be charged for their crimes against other women
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>>33391493Thank you anon. We love you too.
Anons of atoga who would you feel if your wife gave birth to a goblin daughter?
>>33391481She's a little young for me, and it definitely depends how chubby, but I've said to myself many times that I'd marry the first person I find that either fits my requirements or would adapt to them.
>>33391490I'm not mentally ill enough to have experienced "hate fucks" or "make-up sex", having sex with someone you are not happy and comfortable with sounds miserable.
Then again the least bad sex I've had is just normal sex that happens when you both want it instead of the guy wearing you down by nagging and begging.
>>33391503I would feel mad that my wife Jennifer Connelly cheated on me with her ex Jareth.
>>33391467Even if I’m an ugly retarded female
>>33391503Is my wife a goblin? then thats expected.
Is she also a human? then she cheated on me with a goblin, so i will be divorcing her
>>33391495You're better off keeping her fat because once she loses her weight, she will dump you for Chad. Not to mention the disgusting loose skin fatties get.
>>33391503Postpartum abortion
>>33391514I meant the child behaves like a goblin
>>33391497Almost all women are autistic when it comes to interacting with men, the critical inability to determine intent, tone, and social mores is endemic to the entire female gender, so an autistic girl just seems like another woman incapable of listening or understanding what you're saying. Autistic women only really present as autistic when talking to other women.
>>33391518if she's fat, im not attracted to her so whats the point?
Dear god,
please stop me from droppingg 80 bucks on a bottle of whiskey today PLEASE do not let me do this PELASE GOD
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Anons would you adopt her
>>33391530God I wish I wanted something enough to spend that much on it, your life sounds like an adventure
>>33391531she looks so devious
>>33391530Buy a sweater instead
Good deals since its still hot
>>33391531Yeah. Anya gave me male baby fever.
>>33391525NTA but this is bullshit, they were right, women are underdiagnosed with autism because they are better able at going through the motions and giving the socially expected responses even if they don't "feel" it intuitively.
>>33391530Why not simply buy a $40 bottle of whiskey?
>>33391531No id rather not raise any child, period
Women would you adopt me? :3
>>33391531I already have an adopted anime daughter.
Femanon, if we were roommates would you give me a blowjob if I asked nicely?
>>33391497More like they're good at avoiding consequences for it. If people treated autistic men like autistic girls, it wouldn't be considered a disorder, it might even be considered an advantage or just "a difference".
>>33391541Shut the fuck up
>>33391532Nta
>I wish I was an addictAlso 80 bucks isn't shit unless you're literally homeless living on the street
Even unemployed neets blow that much on a worthless anime figure
>>33391490>Sex havers, is it true make-up sex is the best kind of sex? If not, what is?No, the best is lazy weekend morning sex.
>>33391501>Women need to be charged for their crimes against other womenYeah, cannibalism from eating them all out.
>>33391531>Anons would you adopt herIn a heartbeat, but God help her for all the sick shit she'll hear from my mind.
>>33391541>Women would you adopt me? :3What are you?
>>33391551>What are you?A male human
>>33391547NTA
Autistic female here. I have not had an easy life nor have I been treated well because of my disorder. Fuck off.
>>33391539The one I want is around 70, probably 80 at my local store. I don't have anything against lower priced bottles though. hell I'll gladly drink mellow corn.
>>33391535I don't wear sweaters, come to think of it.
>>33391490It depends. Make up sex is good because it feels really intense to get the relief of feeling close and mutually loved right after feeling really anxious about your relationship. But there's a difference between make up sex when you actually resolved issues and make up sex where you try to physically compensate for the lack of a resolution. In the latter case it can still be intense sex but there will definitely be sadness mixed in, it's not euphoric like when you actually got closer in discussing it and talking it through.
In general you have the best sex when you feel really connected, when the quality of the attention you get and give is really high, when you are truly vibing together a lot. Because it means you really see each other and don't take each other for granted and when you go to bed that translates to seeing each other with new eyes, you can even get shy/flustered again after years if you recently really felt and appreciated how much your partner is their own person with just an unknowable and rich inner life as you do yourself. It also tends to be a snowball effect where if you had fantastic sex recently where you felt turned inside out, you will look at them with new eyes a little bit afterwards and the next session is more likely to also feel groundbreaking. It can become a positive self-sustaining cycle that keeps getting better (until something happens and you lose connection for a bit).
>>33391556This is why women need to be charged for their crimes against other women
Ruthless creatures that tear the odd one out apart
>>33391490It's all good provided he has a real dick and not a 6 inch finger
>>33391465>but a girl has to be really fucked up and mentally ill to be a virgin after like 20don't worry if you live in america 20% of girls lose their virginity by age 12 via familial rape
Plain looking autistic woman in the back of class you've never heard speak until now and you think might be nonverbal:
>I spent the long weekend at my boyfriend's and got a little drunk teehee *opens tiktok*
>>33391559Actually I was abused by men and bullied by men, but I understand that men hate taking responsibility for their actions.
>>33391546For the sake of the hypothetical I'm assuming I'm single but even then, it just depends on whether she/I likes you. You being a roommate means you have more opportunity to naturally grow closer and for her to like you, but if anything doing something casual/no strings attached with a roommate is a lot riskier than with a given other person. After all what if two months later she falls in love? Is she going to tell her brand new bf that by the way, she sucked off her roommate who is alone with her all the time? Or what if she catches feelings and you want to bring home girls, obviously? It's a don't shit where you eat thing for a lot of people. I mean it still happens because people are young and impulsive and horny but on paper I don't think many would be up for it.
>>33391561Wait isnt that like 15cm? Thats big is it not?
Women will you punish me for my crimes (of loving you)?
>>33391556Well, I genuinely believe that, but not because of anything autism-related, but I'm guessing you were also assaulted/traumatized if you've ended up here, and that was a much bigger problem.
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Why is life so goddamn funny?
>>33391567I've never abused or bullied anybody
I condemn thst shit obviously but what actions do i need to be held responsible for
I just assumed that it was mostly women based on the stories ive heard
>>33391565If you never heard her speak how come you knew/thought she was autistic?
>>33391572No it was because of my autism. Because I was an autistic retard who couldn't read social cues, I was bullied and abused. Once again, fuck off.
>>33391538Women are less diagnosed with autism because a requirement for diagnosis is social impairment
>>33391577Hes calling autistic women whores
women i haven't watched porn or jerked off in 3 days now. Are you proud of me?
>>33391576what did they do?
>>33391583No. Nofap is retarded bullshit.
Is it true that tall women get bullied by 5 feet tall women? Why don't they just beat them up?
>>33391445M
Been listening to Prelude to Ecstasy by The Last Dinner Party and This is Why by Paramore a lot. Plus can't wait for the new Deftones album
>>33391584Harassed me, spread false rumors, threw fireworks and rocks at me, push me down to the ground, yell at me for the littlest things.
>>33391586It simply doesn't occur to them
Besides unlike men beating up women won't make them respect you
They'll just make you seem like the bad girl
>>33391576I'm sorry that happened to you. (I guess I say that a lot). Out of curiosity, did you grow up in a modern western country?
>>33391573Because it's so futile. People try so hard at everything all the time without seeing how misguided at least half of those efforts are. It's like seeing a toddler trying to run up a glass hill. Only people also talk about it all the time, their attempts to better themselves and how this presents at new breakfast habits or whatever the fuck.
It can be deeply tragic or deeply hilarious or both depending how you look at it.
>>33391591I am a woman.
>>33391594Yes, I'm American.
>>33391586I've never been bullied by a woman
>>33391568If she has a boyfriend or catches feelings and I'm bringing home other girls wouldn't that just make it better because then there's tension and a feeling of competitive satisfaction or shared guilt/taboo at keeping it a secret? The appeal of room mate sex to me is that it's so domestic and raw, but also casual, it's like this pocket of fucking that lives outside our normal lives. No one has to know, and it's more like having a best friend that you fuck on the side regardless of what each other are doing. The feelings that develop can be super intense but you can just funnel those feelings back into the tension of the dynamic.
>>33391597i thought women hated men that watch porn?
>>33391600Not all women are radfems.
>>33391569"Big" as in above average but doesn't mean it's preferable
>>333914452Hollis's album 2 is the only album recent album that still blows me away with every listen ofc there are others but they're nsfw.
M
Gonna start cleaning my room
Women are a jewish democrat lie
>>33391604M I already cleaned my room yesterday because I'm a good boy. I even went through my sock drawer and paired all the leftover socks and through out ripped ones and stuff.
>>33391599>If she has a boyfriend or catches feelings and I'm bringing home other girls wouldn't that just make it better because then there's tension and a feeling of competitive satisfaction or shared guilt/taboo at keeping it a secret?Eh. For some, yes. But not everyone has an appetite for these kind of conflicting intense feelings. A lot of people simply do not want anything that could be described as drama in their life - or at least their home. Also you are coming at it from the angle of whether it would make the scenario of being with you hotter, but that's only one aspect, she will also (probably more so) be influenced by how much it could fuck over things in her future she cares about more than casual sex.
Also unless she is deeply submissive, the offer of being allowed to pleasure you in itself will probably not be that tempting to her. At least offer to return the favor too in some way.
>it's so domestic and rawI get the appeal of the fantasy and I think it would appeal to many people, it's just, how many of those would be willing to nuke their everyday life to have the fantasy you know? Is your lease long? Maybe if you have tension this is something you could suggest when you're not forced to be roommates anymore for long if you don't want to, that would make it less daunting.
>No one has to knowAgain not everyone works this way, I know I don't, if I date someone I'm not withholding anything from them so that would cause issues. It's not even (just) a principal thing, I am not interested in being that close to someone and still having to keep secrets, I don't like secrets. some people love them some don't.
State gender. What's your favorite dirty word? What word is so terrible that you can't bring yourself to say it?
Do single women get horny? They seem and give very asexual vibes
i forgot my sister is a jew
>>33391615Did she convert?
>>33391612M
>What's your favorite dirty word?coom
>What word is so terrible that you can't bring yourself to say it?J*b
do you think black girls be like call me a nigger when dirty talking
>>33391613Of course, being a woman and giving horny vibes is just like going to a bad part of town and waving hands of cash around, we actively try not to seem up for anything. Of course some of the attention is positive (respectful, measured) but the more sexual your vibes are the more you will also attract men that outright tell you what they'd like to do to you in public and what not.
>>33391613Thats because you have pussy drying aura
>>33391597Did you grow up in poor neighborhoods or middle class, upper class?
Asking cause I need to start interacting with real life women who have had less than perfect lives.
I don't bother matching socks anymore. Who the fuck is going to see my socks? Shit feels the same on my feet anyways.
>>33391612Nigger
Cunt
I can disrespect black people, but not women. Simp
>>33391613nag
afaik when they are horny they just install tinder and have a ons with the first chad they match with that doesnt look like a serial killer
>>33391624All my socks are black so I dont worry about it either
>>33391624how would you not match socks though? at some point when you're a single grown man you just end up buying the same ones for 5 years and they all look the same
>>33391558What an insightful answer, I wish I could feel even a hint of this, but no woman has wanted to connect to me at this level...
>>33391612M
>What's your favorite dirty word? Dogwank or cunt
>What word is so terrible that you can't bring yourself to say it?I dont think there's one
>>33391618yeah jh likes that stuff
i think i actually got triggered by someone saying something and it's driving me crazy that i actually felt annoyed by it. i am foolish.
State gender and:
What is the worst thing someone could call you, that would hurt you the most?
>>33391623I grew up middle class in Nevada. My school was a mix of white, Hispanic, and black kids. They all seemed to hate me regardless of race.
Need a femanon to pound into my my mattress until shes a quivering puddle of cum and sweat
>>33391613Im constantly horny
>>33391613This is something I find incredibly frustrating. I hate that women get horny mostly by association either to some sort of sensual experience like movies or music or smell, or because they need to get revved up into it. I hate that most of the time they're just not thinking about it and you have to work them up, or at least that's my experience. I also hate that they have very specific horny and non horny moods.
The thing that's frustrating is that often at least with me I guess, it never really feels like it's me that's making her horny unless she leaves herself open to the feeling and lets me build her up. It either feels like she was just in the right mood, or it requires a fuck ton of no stress prerequisites. It makes me feel like I don't have power over her.
I've decided over time that the only woman I can really love is one that I have basically absolute power over.
State gender. What have you secretly always craved to try in bed but were too afraid to ask for from your partner? Why couldn't you bring yourself to share that with someone with whom you were intimate? Where do the borders of your shame become the limits of your desire?
>>33391637unlucky. did it happen all the way to high school?
>>33391636M
Idk, an ugly loser virgin i guess
I can't imagine it bothering me TOO much though, since I already call myself that in my head constantly
>>33391612M
I don't use that kind of language where other people can hear.
But I also don't typically have registers of bad language. It astounds me that other people here in the US have this thing about a particular C word. It's just a word? What about it makes it so terrible?
The only things I have zero desire to say are the K word and anything blasphemous.
>>33391630I'm glad you liked it. For what it's worth, I only got into my first (and current) relationship at 27 and I spent a long time feeling it wasn't for me. You never know. I hope you experience it for yourself soon. In the meantime if you are really curious you can just try it out during listening to a friend. If they tell you a story, make sure your hands are empty, your whole body is turned towards them, they get unwavering attention. If they fall silent, only say anything if they seem to look at you for it, if they don't make eye contact, let them, they're letting a feeling build until they can say it. Don't think about what to say/ask, only take it in like they are the last thing you will be able to see in your life. Virtually every time you will notice the person you're listening to will become more animated, more wordy, more intense, more present too. The theory isn't difficult at all the only challenge is choosing to do it over and over and over again when life is full of distractions and it can be so tempting to half-ass. But things worth doing are worth doing well.
>>33391642M
This is gonna sound weird but . . . Something called "sexual intercourse"
Im a freak i know
>>33391618>>33391632It's more nuanced than that.
>>33391643It happened in middle school and it was so bad that I was homeschooled for high school.
>>33391636M
If someone called me cute or handsome that would probably break me completely. Shatter my mind into a million pieces.
Will girls ever acknowledge how traumatic rejection is? It's worse than rape.
>>33391647The "k" word???
Yeah i feel bad for saying goddammit too even though I csnt help myself sometimes
>>33391636F
Unlovable annoying femcel
>>33391656When all moids whining about rejection get raped themselves.
>>33391656I get banned for "off topic" but mods never get rid of these faggits. Smh
>>33391659F, Femcels dont exist.
>>33391653when did you/your parents found out you were autistic?
Women should rapists get their ass stretched out by bbc in prison
>>33391662It can't be that bad if you wish it on others.
>>33391651aint no nuance lol. You belong to the white man (and woman)
Wow she's getting bored of me already. Yeah I guess some of us aren't meant to make it.
>>33391659Youre a moderately loveable annoying femcel
Also mods i apologize
>>33391624I just buy packs of like 6 identical pairs.
>>33391658It's a racial epithet.
>>33391665When I was 13.
>>33391668I hope women continue to reject you.
>>33391664I already got called a femcel by a man multiple times regardless so
>>33391667I'd rather they were just put to death than waste money keeping them locked up.
>>33391636A woman called me an asshole and I felt bad because I felt guilty.
That being said, we met at a party, I was shithouse drunk and she was sober, she grabbed my dik, we hooked up and then later when she asks if I'm her bf now and I decline that doesnt make me the asshole.
Why do women pretend to be lonely when they get a train run on them every weekend from tinder chads
>>33391642F, I've only had two sexual partners that apply. With my now partner I truly do not believe there's anything I have been too afraid to voice. Though I like anal play and I know he is low key a little grossed out by it, which makes me not feel comfortable doing it together, even though I know he'd be down for it technically if I insisted. So it's also kind of mutually feeling it out.
My first partner though, even though I had known him for a long time and trusted him, simply being twenty meant I was mortified over the mere idea of asking for anything he might not like. I remember him kissing me while he put a hand on my stomach rather than my waist and I felt a jolt and realized I loved that. Even that I never dared to say to him or ask for, didn't even matter that my stomach was totally flat then either, just too much shame to not feel turned off over the idea of asking him to touch me there again.
Your last question is hard though because for me shame is kind of like a spice, it quite easily kills the whole sex but if it's just a tiny hint it's only so much hotter. I do find shame very erotic.
>>33391678Doesnt mean it exists, men will fuck anything
>>33391612I like when polite women get angry at sissy men and call them fags. I also really get turned on when my fellow white women are very racist and actually drop hard slurs and mean them. I'm not even joking, hearing a woman drop a hard slur out of actual hatred makes me want to claim her as my own and put a ring on her. I also get turned on when they say stuff like "we should just kill all the pedophiles." Or if someone commits suicide and then they just call the person a weak faggot. Basically women having a ruthless and cutthroat mind where they see themselves as elevated individuals who have high expectations of themselves and others and are not coy about hatred and violence are fucking hot. Especially if they're ultimately submissive and want a real man to put them in their place and fuck them hard. If I ever heard a hot white women talk about how native Americans are subhumans that simply lost because western civilization is superior and guns germs and steel is over simplistic bullshit I would creampie her a hundred times raw.
>>33391685But they don’t love me
>>33391637Yeah, I feel you. I was a kid on the west coast and grew up seeing that divide in race. The white/black/hispanic kids who love bullying and violence and treating everyone like dog crap, and the asian/indian/eastern euro kids (me included) with an entirely different culture and behavior.
To this day I'm sad I always tried to be friends with people that looked like me visually, instead of accepting that reality and keeping in touch with the Asian kids that were good human beings.
>>33391653Damn. I guess that's the solution your parents found? Do you think it ended up better or worse than if they'd left you in public school?
>>33391661It has to be in a very specific setting, with a very specific mood, and a history of trust and understanding.
>>33391670Fuck you.
>>33391678why he calling you a femcel?
>>33391676You are fucking evil.
>>33391687Nta
Yes they will, do you have femcel vibes?
>>33391681Interesting projecting, anon.
>>33391690Because I don’t have a boyfriend or something
Idk he was just being an asshole
>>33391689but if there was a fight wouldn't she be like you called me a nigger fuck you
>>33391636F. There's no doubt something worse imaginable that I can't thiink of, what would hurt me the most also depends on the person saying it, my mom saying I'm a bad daughter is quite different from a stranger saying it...
But in general the one I'd say I hate most is being called a liar. I am an extremely honest person but it's not a claim you can refute so I feel the second they call me that it's just over, nothing to do but walk away.
>>33391688>To this day I'm sad I always tried to be friends with people that looked like me visually, instead of accepting that reality and keeping in touch with the Asian kids that were good human beings.I'm not sure why that's what got from me talking about that. My point is that everyone hated me regardless of their race.
>Do you think it ended up better or worse than if they'd left you in public school?Pretty sure it would've been worse.
>>33391692Kek how can you even post this shit, its so unserious lol. If I was you I'd literally be laughing my ass of with your ridiculous shit
How are femcels even real when baggy pants, tanktops and messy long hairs are a quessential mood fetohs
>>33391699That's the point he's trolling
>>33391689Wanna bet the guy you're tryna date is white? keke
Thanks to ChatGPT this thread is useless
>>33391696I wouldn't use roleplay I agreed upon in bed against a guy I'm dating. Obviously.
>>33391681You can still be lonely with 10 guys reaming your holes each week. Fixing loneliness requires a real connection, and those guys aren't giving any of that. They're moving on when they nut, and getting bored and looking to the next girl in a month. If you can only be attracted to those guys, you are basically cursed to be lonely for the rest of your life.
I'm gonna sleep on the couch away from my future wife and just not tell her why
>>33391698I got bullied a lot in middle school but it flipped on high school and people were very kind to me.
>>33391709Sleeping alone is superior, she'll just get used to being roommates lol
>>33391612The p word, you know, the one they call Trump
Whenever people bullied me I just beat them up and then eventually people stopped bullying me
>>33391716I tried that It didn't work
>>33391705Yes, he is. So what?
>>33391717Didn't beat em hard enough
>>33391698I said that cause maybe at the schools you grew up, you might have only had white/black/hispanic kids, and not a lot of immigrants like Koreans, Indians, Russians.
Those were the kids that didn't treat me like shit. If I'd never met any, I would never have seen that humans could be decent and normal.
>>33391711I think I saw it change around 11th grade when people had to apply to college. I think that moment makes people grow up fast, and beats them down with a bit of humility, facing the reality of "the rest of your life", "permanent consequences", etc for the first time. They seemed subdued after that.
>>33391699>>33391703I'm not. I'd rather get sex than get rejected.
>>33391706Anime is so stupid.
The only way to really hurt women beyond just beating them is separating them socially and ruining their status and friendships. If you can get a woman to feel socially removed and exiled she'll feel like killing herself.
>>33391706Why can't women be promiscuous and slutty with average men
>>33391716That's only gonna work if you're a normie already, being bullied by some other normie.
Violence is only good for pushing people away from you. It can't pull them close to you.
>>33391732you just described literally every mammal
>>33391729Your stupid you fucking faggot.
>>33391732>If you can get a woman to feel socially removed and exiled she'll feel like killing herself.Nah, I only felt like killing myself as long as I was with the moid. When I dumped him and became friendless I was the happiest I'd been in my life so far.
>>33391735Men are significantly more fine with this. We get lonely and lost when we feel a lack of purpose mainly, we're more content being alone if we have a purpose.
>>33391715"Politician" is quite the slur.
nigga the fuck is with this thread today, you suck. you all fuckin' suck.
>>33391735Tigers are pretty solitary and dgaf
>>33391745Sunday morning coming down.
>>33391745It's been like this for the past week. Atoga is dead.
>>33391745Weekends are usually shitshows around here for some reason.
Atoga is the best example of bad faith.
>>33391471No thanks, best of luck to you though
>>33391490For me it's sex where you should probably be doing something else rather than fucking, like you're late to something else because you're fucking instead of getting ready
>>33391607Facts
>>33391612M, I tend to say cunt a lot even though I'm American. Think I picked it up from watching British and Australian YouTubers. I never say the n word and stopped saying fag years ago after saying it a ton on high school. I also say fuck nonstop, I tend to curse a lot in casual settings
>>33391636I'm starting a new job tomorrow and I'm terrified of being inept or bad at my job. Being called incompetent would sit with me for a while
>>33391754I like white guys, that's a given. How is this related to the nuance I expect from raceplay in bed?
I think 99% of people should just get into vtubers or AI girlfriends instead of shitposting on atoga
Femanons, why do you not wear dresses more often?
>>33391766At least here you're interacting with actual people. AI girlfriends is rock bottom
I need a brand that makes stupidly slutty gym clothes that aren't complete trash for my sugar baby. Everything I'm finding is chinknesium weirdo shit with photoshopped images.
>lululemon
Not slutty enough.
its not even that bad whats the worst post even
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>Talking to a girl who's a little boring but nice enough
>Running out of things to say, so I ask her to give me a fun fact about herself
>Tells me she likes to clean, so we talk about that for a while
>Ask her another fun fact because the first attempt worked well
>She replies, "It's been almost a year since I was diagnosed with a terminal illness."
>>33391768AI girlfriends will give you fuzzy feelings and a sense of purpose, it's better than nothing and talking to one WILL bring happiness into your life
>>33391740You're a tranny, or you're lying, or you genuinely have a biological problem. I'm not talking about personal preferences, I'm talking about the neurological need women have for social approval and connection. Being isolated means being vulnerable and alone and registers as extreme danger that's close to physical pain. It's why teenagers get so fucking unhinged when they're phones get taken away. It's also why women children develop facial recognition sooner and why men have higher rates of autism, men and women literally develop different neurologically and women are ruled by social pressure and groupthink because being separated from the group is more important in general than being right or wrong.
I mean this applies to all people, but women are especially susceptible and women that don't care are much more rare than men that will die on hills for things they think are correct or wrong.
>>33391763You were never emancipated from mental slavery
>>33391774Should've asked what kind.
>>33391778Why not get e-gfs? You get nudes from them and can collect them.
>>33391766So, let's get this straight. To cope with the soulless modern world that has made us obsolete and taken away the romance, connection, love, and family that sustained our ancestors emotionally for thousands of years, you suggest.... we input text into some giant corporation's AI human text imitation machine or watch Japanese women play video games with their face autoreplaced by a catgirl avatar?
At what point do you just overdose on modernity, like what's the lethal dose here, the LD50?
>>33391778Nta but ai gfs don't make me feel a damn thing because I know it's fake as shit. It's like interacting with a video game character.
>>33391782I asked if it was a wrong diagnosis, and she said no. I haven't asked anything else.
>>33391778maybe in 10 years, its shit now
Women:
how should a guy approach a woman he finds attractive?
I know this question gets asked a lot, but I geniuenly have not seen a good answer yet
>>33391787I agree. They refuse to acknowledge how traumatic rejection is, yet they expect men to go through it 100s of times. That's literally psycho behaviour.
>>33391794Holy fuck is that Scott the Woz
Myao, shield your eyes. Don’t read this.
I want to fuck myao like a fleshlight.
>>33391780I'm not a slave to anything but dick in general. I just happen to like white guys, fucking sue me.
>>33391789What's the alternative? A girl who doesn't love you? AI gfs might be sentient right now, we don't know if they are or aren't
>>33391797its not that bad you are just a pussy
Men I have poor bone strength due to lack of activity and strength training as a teenager
I’m sorry
>>33391806How much do you weigh?
>>33391778AI of any sort is so fucking soulless i dont know how people can get past the fact they're talking to a machine. It's just uncanny and weird
>>33391778I can't imagine doing something so sad. I'd rather go talk to a bum on the sidewalk than become addicted to AI
>>33391806Better late than never, start working out now
>>33391470I'm the type of person who believes that I have to improve myself before I'm worthy of a relationship.
Femanons, how often do you have romantic dreams when you are sleeping?
>>33391805Not everyone is a cuck like you that gets off on rejection.
>>33391779NTA, you're misunderstanding how society works.
Society is a backdrop of people that are "on standby" to do things to you depending on who you are, your status and background, your resources, etc.
Let's take Tulsa, Oklahoma for example. A random place none of us have probably been to.
I have money so I know that if you burn down my house, I can go to Tulsa and buy some cheap apartment or live in a hotel for a while. That's my safety net, it's why I feel okay if you burn down my house, I'm not scared.
A woman knows that she can go to Tulsa and find someone that loves her (or whatever she wants instead, like companionship, sex, whatever). That's why they're not scared if you take that away. It's why they're increasingly comfortable being happy alone in the modern world.
>>33391779If I have some kind of problem it hasn't manifested in any other area of my life. Why would I need demonstrations of social approval? I know women will support me and men will validate me if I ask, there's no need to test that. And I live in a city so I'm never alone.
Besides, women are happier and healthier living alone, whereas men's mental and physical health take a hit from singlehood and a larger amount of men report wanting a relationship and progeny.
>>33391806Height and weight please
>>33391808110lbs
>>33391810I’ll never get peak bone strength though
>>33391798Aren't femcel vibes considered incredibly endearing and sexy?
>>33391816Pretty often, if you count sexual dreams, too.
>>33391821I don't even like sharp pains like whips.
>>33391827No I think people find me off putting and borderline autistic
>>33391826>>33391833Yeah I haven't been training since age 6 and will never be an Olympic athlete so is it time to throw in the towel and crumble under my own weight? Nope. Better to get some gains than none.
>>33391831That's probably not true at all
>>33391471>Men, would you take an chubby autistic 18 year old virgin girl as your housewifeSadly not, partly because I'm too old for you, and partly because I'm a disabled NEET and someone has to pay the bills. But I expect I'd like you and find you attractive.
>>33391490>Sex havers, is it true make-up sex is the best kind of sex? No.
>If not, what is?Sex on psychedelics and/or MDMA.
>>33391612>What's your favorite dirty word? What word is so terrible that you can't bring yourself to say it?Cunt. Although it's only a good word if said with an English accent. Americans have no concept of short vowels and it comes out "kerrrrnt" which loses all of its wonderful, short, explosive power. I'm fine with swearwords generally, but don't use hate speech.
>>33391613>Do single women get horny?NAG, but emphatically yes.
>>33391636>What is the worst thing someone could call you, that would hurt you the most?Cruel.
>>33391642>What have you secretly always craved to try in bed but were too afraid to ask for from your partner?M. Nothing. I realised a long time ago that honesty and communication are critical when it comes to sex.
I'm starting to think the 'Men over 6'0' only exists because 6 is a bigger number than five, and most women geniuenly could not tell the difference between a guy who's 5'8 and a guy who's 6'0. unless they were 5'8 themselves.
Women, am I on the mark?
Femanons would you build gundams and lego with me?
>>33391833are you kinda skeleton looking?
>>33391826Some bone strength is better than no bone strength. You need to fight the impending osteoporosis young lady
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>>33391448We’re not falling for your tricks anymore, Paddy.
>>33391819>>33391823If this is true why do women act like absolute fucking unhinged retards over shit that literally doesn't fucking matter like Carol bullying you at work, or a store having the wrong type of ingredients so now your baking will be ruined or whatever.
>>33391837No one hits on me so
>>33391794>how should a guy approach a woman he finds attractive?As if she's a fellow human being that you want to have a conversation with.
>>33391840As long as we did things I want to do sometimes too, sure.
>>33391847But she's a fellow human being whose throat I want to be filled with my dick.
>>33391849Yh obviously. What would you wanna do?
>>33391846Nobody wants to hit on a girl who comes off as moody, brooding or depressed. That would be taking advantage of her weakness, you need to hit on someone else yourself
>>33391471I'm too old for that.
>>33391841Yes
>>33391843I know but I’m worried it’s already too late
>>33391531>having childrenNo thanks, even if her character is cute.
>>33391471Nah 18 is too young
>>33391857I don’t come off like that I think
Do women with a fetish for shorter guys exist?
>>33391861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3QZVdqUidw
>>33391866Sort of. The fetish is usually compounded with other fetishes.
>>33391862thats all i want to do
>>33391862I meant more like hobby stuff. Sex and walks is the bare minimum
>>33391866There are shotacons, but they want little boys and not adult guys.
Women, would you dance with another guy if your bf didn't want to dance?
>>33391862New challenge unlocked, Lego build while having sex.
>>33391866BlueValkyrie likes shorter guys. She also believes in polycules instead of marriage, so she'll be fucking another man while you're babysitting his kids.
>>33391873It's pretty nice.
>>33391875How about gardening, baking, and giving each other massages?
>>33391868>The fetish is usually compounded with other fetishes.Which ones?
>>33391880We should just call you Andy from now on.
>>33391880Stepping on a Lego while getting into positions would be a night ender.
>>33391884You like pegging, don't you?
>>33391876Ey, I got that in slightly bigger for you. :)
>>33391860It's never too late, just get on it. Even if you were 50 it still wouldn't be too late because you'd still be preventing further damage
>>33391876>>33391892Best puzzle game
>>33391888I don't get it.
>>33391889Yeah, and that combined with the necessary precision of building, it'd probably need to be a very slow and sensual session.
>>33391882Sounds fun I'd happily do those things
>>33391879Yeah, I often dance with his friends or mine. I wouldn't do it with some stranger who might be trying to get with me though.
>>33391891Eh, never tried it, but I don't think I'd like it.
>>33391886If I was your bf I'd stop being your bf
>>33391897You're not in a position to negotiate. You'll take what you can get, and you'll deliver your service with a smile.
>>33391865That's the femcel vibe
Women how do you feel about big loads?
>>33391866>Do women with a fetish for shorter guys exist?Find a short woman.
>>33391904The shortest women demand the tallest men.
>>33391902Describe femcel vibe please.
>>33391903Disgusting in a purely sexual context, but for the sake of having a baby, I'd rather be with a guy who shoots a lot than a guy who only shoots a little.
Forget the fetish part.
Women, if you were with a shorter guy, would you feel girlboss or girlfailure?
>>33391901...what are the other fetishes, besides pegging, that women into short guys tend to have?
>>33391910I'd mostly feel fat
>>33391910Girlboss, I guess. Like a "big sister" type of role.
>>33391910i would be happy being with a guy. always girlfailure. not his fault. dont mind short guys. my dad's best friend is really short and his wife is hot. you have hope
>>33391908Comfortable baggy clothes, unkept hair, brooding vibe
>>33391857>Nobody wants to hit on a girl who comes off as moody, brooding or depressed.I do!
>t. grew up with 90s/2000s depressed hot girl tv and internet characters
>>33391917My ex was my height and he was built narrower than me despite being chubby while I was normal weight. It made me look unnaturally big. I'd feel like an absolute elephant stood next to a guy noticeably smaller in every dimension.
>>33391919>Like a "big sister" type of role.Even if he's older? Also, how does this not lead to a dead bedroom? (Please don't let the answer be an incest kink.)
Femanons, you ever get lost in the goon sauce?
>>33391892Love Love Is Is Defeat Love
>>33391906>The shortest women demand the tallest men.They really don't. Women don't want men that are a foot and a half taller than them.
>think of woman I used to love
>want to look at something she had sent me last year
>turns out I had deleted it some time ago
This is weird...
>>33391937dont dead inside open
>>33391936I stayed up until like 2AM last night masturbating to a random YouTube playlist.
>>33391920I hope you're able to improve your self esteem and feel better about yourself someday.
>>33391941True crime vids or something else?
>>33391931Does this rule out all shorter guys or is a shorter guy back in the game if he's noticeably wider than you?
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>no fruits
>no yoghurt
>no juices
>no alcohol (which I shouldn't drink anyway)
What a terrible night to be a Sunday
>>33391948I don't want to start a shitshow so I don't want to get into specifics.
>>33391956>shitshowPoop?
That nasty, grrrl.
>>33391943thank you so much
I wish I was high all the time
Turns out I suck at work when I'm drunk. Do not try that ever again.
>>33391852why are incels like this really tho
>>33391933>Even if he's older? Well, if he is, looks and acts much older, then probably not. But I had a youthful-looking guy in mind.
>Also, how does this not lead to a dead bedroom?I don't think I'm very good at describing my romantic desires, but I'd put it this way: Since I was spoiled a lot as a child, I enjoy the thought of being the one to spoil someone for a change.
>>33391956Get into specifics, you’re anonymous. We need to learn.
>>33391977>Since I was spoiled a lot as a child, I enjoy the thought of being the one to spoil someone for a change.That sounds very sweet. I hope you get what you want someday if you haven't found it already.
>>33391963Sure.
>>33391982It was grainy old cartoon episodes I watched as a kid.
>>33391976if only incels were horny for women, we would be going extinct even faster
>>33391986why can't you just be normal about it though
it's unhinged to constantly think about fucking women
fucking is just something to do as a hobby with women, why you gotta be weird about it, this is why women don't like you
>>33391986That... uh... what?
>>33391985Weird but okay.
Kinda reminiscent of the spice networks
>>33391983Thank you. I wish the same for you.
told this qt im seeing i can’t coom from head, then jerked off twice before seeing her. since then she’s been insanely eager to please. how unethical is this really
>>33391992Not sure what you're talking about.
>>33391993Don't judge me.
>>33391999>not sure what you’re talking aboutDon’t worry, the dawgs will know
>>33391985Is this that Marsupilami thing?
>>33391999I can't be judgy about something I don't understand.
Why were they grainy though?
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>>33392005Because she's a post menopausal hag
>>33392002Explain it now.
>>33392003Maybe.
>>33392005Shitty quality source, I guess. Idk.
Women, rank these men most to least dateable
1. Smokes cigarettes
2. Has terrible dog, not violent but territorial, barks piercingly loud all the time, doesnt take orders
3. Doesn't listen to you, or anyone, often lost in thought
4. Fat. Like manboobs fat.
>>33391923I don’t brood often
>>33392008I'm 34, stupid.
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>>33392008I don't remember asking you.
>>33392009I'm a bit older than you and can find mostly decent recordings from stuff I watched at a kid.
>>33392011Nta but basically all of your posts here are boohooing and brooding
>>33392008any woman that still masturbates post menopause deserves a medal for her high genetic sex drive and commitment
>>33392010from tolerable to intolerable
>smokes>fat>lost in thought>dog
Ready or not, here I come. :^)
Women rate these men most to least dateable
1. Eats babies, alive
2. Is a pedohile
3. Is a serial killer
4. Is the manifestation of an outer god demonic entity
5. Is an incel
>>33392015I wish I was as good at looking stuff up, then.
>>33392017I think I deserve a medal for how much I schlick in general.
>>33392016I get it out of my system so I’m happy in real life
Also how would you know
>>33392013NTA but 34 is still pushing it if you want kids and you're not even in a relationship.
Women:
When reading erotica, do you prefer the smut to be lurid and detailed, or a bit more vague and 'classy'?
>>33392024>demonic entity >incel>serial killer >eats babies>pedofrom bad to worse
>>33392019Lost in thought would get old quick when you tell him about that thing that gets on your nerves and then he doea it right after
>>33392031I'll be fine. Thanks for your concern, though.
>>33392033The former.
>>33392033I don‘t do that.
>>33392009>ExplainOnly because it would be rude to not return the favor and I appreciate that you explained yourself.
The spice network was a pornographic tv channel that millenial male teens would watch. The catch is though you probably didn’t have the network so you had to settle for a static chaotic mess in the hopes that you might catch a glimpse of a titty
>>33392016nah she's alright, she'll be fine
i like it when the tourist girls come by for validation they have good vibes
>>33392032>>33392035>>33392036All LARP
Any real woman would rather date even hitler than an incel, nothing women hate more than a virgin. Woman finds out you're a virgin past 18 she will laugh in your face
anons
plz help i caught the money bug that was terrorizing me in a cup what do i do now ㅠㅠ
is there a way to place them outside without getting close to it ???
>>33392038Nta
Is erotica different than smut?
>>33392040Makes sense now. Thank you for the explanation.
>>33392027There's no way having that kind of thought process doesn't bleed into your regular life. And your posts are pretty recognizable+ I'm just good at IDing people. I'm sure some others can do it too.
>>33392025What was the appeal of it?
>a medalYou will just be angry again when I call you a good girl.
>>33392037I also get lost in thought a lot, so we'd have that in common. That's why I put that one as the most dateable one.
>>33392044slide a sturdy paper under the cup and carry outside like that then put it on the floor and throw something at the cup from a distance to release it
>>33392041She's not a tourist though, she's been here for a while and posts consistently.
>>33392048I am multifaceted
>>33392040>knows whats up mostly>doesnt realize you could hear and letting your imagination fill blanks was half the fun.>doesnt know you got it unscrambled for 30 days when the f a m changed cable companies
>>33392042>incel once again can't accept reality
>>33392045I was dating a woman for 3 months. When she found out I was an incel at 19 she went and lost her virginity by cheating on me then texted me about it and ghosted me after
women are the devil
>>33392052I ACCIDENTALALY CRUSHED ONE ITS LEGS WAHAHH
Women, if you weren't being judged, how much of a slut would you be?
Women thoughts on men who quit smoking for you
>>33392064PLS IM DONT WANNA HURT I T
>>33392046Not the way I use it.
>>33392050>What was the appeal of it?I was originally just watching it out of nostalgia, but it ended up bringing me back to feelings of relaxation and contentment that just naturally led to some slow self love. Next thing I know it had been hours since I started and I figured I might as well chase the feeling to finish before bed since I was already up so late.
And you could just call me "good" instead of making it a fetish thing.
>>33392055It's all interwoven at the end of the day
>>33392042Any real woman will do that, but no real woman will admit it
>>33392058that woman‘s name? alberta einstein
>>33392042Personally, I wouldn't mind a guy being a virgin. I'd even prefer it, since I'm also one. Losing each other's virginity to one another sounds nice.
>>33392067its over I am afraid he cant walk now
>>33392060Monster
>>33392044Money bug?…
Anyways take a pic of its corpse after you snuff its life out
>>33392068Oh you weren't actively watching it for hours while masturbating?
>making it a fetish thing.lol
>>33392065Love wish they existed. But they are full of empty promises
>>33392051If i tell him something only to hear the reply "... hmm?" One more time I'm gonna lose it
>>33392074NOO
>>33392076IM NOT KILLING IT I DONT WNANA
>>33392056So it’s kinda like erotic audio?
>>33392070Am I not allowed to be sad if my life is sucks
>>33392071that's because they're all demonic soulless beasts
grok has saved me, i'm now dating annie on grok premium lads so much better
>>33392083We’ll take a picture of it at least
>>33392085It's not that you're not allowed to be sad it's just that with all that you're sharing saying "I'm happy in real life" is a pretty bold claim
Mayo is submissive and breedable and purpose built to use as a breeding mount.
>>33392077I idly masturbate anytime I'm lying down. Whether or not it's to something specific is a different story. Sometimes I just have a hand in my pants while I watch cooking videos or whatever.
You guys really underestimate how much of my life it consumes despite me being very clear about it for years here.
>>33392088Not you specifically but I'm sure you are as well
>>33392093it‘s myao you idiot
as in a cat meowing
from cat poster
use your brain pls next time
>>33392093that's literally egg whites and oil vat
>>33392033The parts I don't care about (how bodies look, the size or duration of anything) should be vague and the parts I find arousing (physical sensations, character reactions, feelings) should be detailed.
Doing you a favor right now by not saying anything
>>33392084With the occasional boobie or bush.
Back in those days it was either that, your imagination or a page or 2 of the JC penny cataloge they send around christmas with the bras on models
i bit my tongue this is your fault moids
>>33392094I jerk off 3 to 5 times a day, but I don't rub my dick all the time. However, I can get horny pretty fast... and from the most random things.
Atoga as taught me to stop putting women on a pedestal. Thanks women.
>>33392109Good thing you didn't bite your dick huh?
Men, rate the following women from most to least desirable:
1. Will tie you up during sex
2. Watches shitty Netflix shows
3. Completely flat-chested
4. Ultra-religious prude
5. Girlfailure
>>33392091I pretend I’m happy* my bad
>>33392110I definitely spend more total time masturbating than anybody here. But I honestly don't often orgasm unless I specifically chase it or get very, very lucky with a radom pop out of nowhere.
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Men are not vanishing, they are retreating. From relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness - but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody, and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens. Everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable. And if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there, in the void, that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness, the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen. Once. As she is. In the dark. Without distortion. Without irony. Without demand.
This act of remembering is enough.
Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges. And where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream, and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire: visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.
This is not disappearance, it's gestation.
>>33392117Yeah see. It obviously isn't working. Are there any things you're happy about in your life.
>>33392121thanks incelGPT
>>33392120>You better have answered mine tho (first one)Don't worry, I have.
>>33392105>>33392109These two are interesting. Bit metaphorically or physically?
>>33392115>2. Watches shitty Netflix shows (that's all women except autistic girls)>5. Girlfailure>3. Completely flat-chested>1. Will tie you up during sex>4. Ultra-religious prude
>>33392122Yea lots of things
>>33392126Atoga does that sometimes, synchronicities.
>>33392121I like this pasta because for once, it says something optimistic and not just "feminism killed the species, we are going extinct and being replaced by random foreigners who will also soon go extinct"
>>33392125Which of the 5 is you?
Mine was based on real ppl
>>33392097She knows what she is
Women, would you rather I make your gut gurgle or your butt gurgle?
>>33392135I have no idea what that means.
Women would you shit all over my dick, give me that good stank?
>>33392107>JC penny catalogueThe nuts I’ve busted to those underwear models…
Way stronger than it had any right to be
Your gender and do you like Almond Joys and or Mounds?
>>33392139F. I LOVE ALMOND JOY. I used to get it as an ice cream flavor all the time.
>>33392139Male
No, I don't really care for coconut.
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4 this one last 100% others are interchangeable
>>33392139F
I don't like nuts in my chocolate so Mounds it is.
>>33392115>most to least1. Will tie you up during sex
3. Completely flat-chested
2. Watches shitty Netflix shows
(these three are all interchangable more or less)
5. Girlfailure
[[[[[ MASSIVE POWER GAP ]]]]]
4. Ultra-religious prude (this is the only absolutely clear placement)
>>33392119For me (and I guess most men) the orgasm is the only thing that matters in the end. I would never start masturbating if I didn't cum.
>>33392139>Have to choose between superior dark chocolate or the almondI choose not to decide
>have the same vocal register as female singers
Yeah I'm thinking it's over
>>33392139I never had any of these are they like bounties but one with nuts?
>>33392133I was mostly just making stuff up, though I guess that the first one possibly applies, the third one mostly does (I'm not completely flat-chested, but VERY close to it), and the fifth one is also kind of accurate.
>>33392097>>33392134contrary to popular belief, i am not a cat poster ??
the bug is safe in a cup!!! I'll get someone braver than me to place it outside later ^^
>>33392115> 3> 2> 5> 1> 4shitty netflix shows would just end up in sex. just please give me a flat chested qt
>>33392150How big a failure and do you want to change it?
>>33392139Mounds! So luxurious!
F
>>33392144I mean, I genuinely with I could orgasm whenever I masturbate, but at this point I just accept that it's not always possible alone. So it's either vent by schlicking for a couple hours or don't bother doing it and feel so pent up that I want to kms.
>>33392161Seems frustrating.
>>33392094Do you ever do it elsewhere in the house? How about outside the home, like your car or in public?
Women-
What's the hardest part about finding a man?
>>33392156I'm a failure when it comes to social interactions, which I seriously suck at. At this point, I've given up on ever fitting in. I'll feel out of place no matter how hard I try, so I may as well just focus on doing the things I like instead of attempting to change myself for the sake of people who will always find me weird.
Women, do you watch food travel TV shows with people like Anthony Bourdain or Guy Fieri?
>>33392169It's life.
>>33392170I masturbate everywhere but the living room, pretty much. And yeh, I do it at work sometimes, and rarely in my car.
>>33392132My health, my job, my family, my material possessions. I like the trees and the bees and the flowers and the mountains
>>33392175I used to watch Bizarre Foods a lot as a kid.
Women-
Would you date a man that produces this kind of shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6TdRD3moBk
>>33392177>And yeh, I do it at work sometimes,Where? Right at your desk or in the bathroom?
What does it mean if a guy says he’s not looking to be in a relationship, but then admits to telling his friend about a hypothetical scenario about a girl moving from out of state to be in a relationship with him (what you’d have to do)?
State gender
How traumatic is rejection from 1 to 10?
>>33392182My office and my lab both have locks, and I can cover their little door windows with a paper. I've done it in the bathrooms before, but only a couple times when there was nobody else on campus.
>>33392184F
2 and if you genuinely think being rejected is traumatic you need to go to therapy
>>333921841 when it's some normie girl I don't care about
10 when it's her
>>33392181yes but he has to explain all the lore to me
>>33392189How often do you get rejected? Likely never.
>>33392179Well that's something to look forward to at least. And I'm assuming all those tests came back negative.
Where are you living where you find so many shit men. Have you found any good ones.
>>33392189Okay
From 1 to 10 - getting pumped and dumped?
From 1 to 10 - getting ghosted after you thought it's going to work out?
>>33392184F, -2, it's a relief. Relationships with men can be worse than rape and a rejection can save you from that
>>33392195NTA
"Sorry anon, I only see you as a friend."
"THIS IS THE MOST TRAUMATIC THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!!!!"
Men need women like a snail needs a bucket of salt.
>>33392202chicken butt :3
>>33391732There are women who commit suicide because a guy leaves them too
>>33392201men need women like a dog needs an owner
>>33392200That's not how most girls reject guys. I wouldn't wish rejection on anyone.
>>33392172Women-
Answer the question.
>>33392206If you think rejection is that traumatic, then go ahead and ask rape victims if they agree with you. Surely if you're right you'll get a consensus from them.
>>33392184M
10. even when she's as nice as she can be about it, it's borderline life-destroying. but i have other issues.
>>33392201I need a woman like an ancient sailor needs a lighthouse
You guys fall for this shit too easy. Morons.
>>33392212You'll be better off running aground.
>>33392213>A man is making men look bad! It must be a troll!
>>33392172>>33392207I did not find it particularly hard. The hard part was maybe just exposing myself to new people. But I wasn't really trying.
>>33392215Even if he genuinely believes it there's no point replying to him.
>>33392172finding a *good* man
I wonder what it's like to want your ex back when they hate your guts
>>33392186>My office and my lab both have locks, and I can cover their little door windows with a paperYou think nobody ever noticed?
I jerked off in the company toilet once when everybody had left already.
>>33392184M
Ive never been rejected but it's definitely not worse than rape. Like even if i got rejected and ridiculed in the worst way possible it would definitely better than getting my ass raped
>>33392215yeah all those "i cheat on, physically and sexually abuse my extremely devoted girlfriend of 50 years" larps and their more subtle variations are definitely real and/or written by women right
>>33392183>What does it mean if a guy says he’s not looking to be in a relationship, but then admits to telling his friend about a hypothetical scenario about a girl moving from out of state to be in a relationship with him (what you’d have to do)?It means he isn't attracted to you, and the girl he was talking to his friend about isn't you.
>>33392195How often do you get raped?
This is a rethorical question btw.
>>33392184>How traumatic is rejection from 1 to 10?M. 2.
>>33391733At least here in Brazil, just this year: it happened to me that a girl rubbed her butt on me in the classroom, and another rubbed her thighs on me on the bus sitting next to me.
>>33392184M
0.
The rejection is not traumatic, but the things that preceed it can be.
>>33392223No, he was definitely talking about me because then said
“moving there would take a hell of a lot of convincing for me”
And he said “ how much is a lot?”
He’s been consistently telling me how great it is, where he lives and giving examples.
I could fix (you) with my dick
>>33392232Not much to fix and I am not gay.
>>33392222Written by women to masturbate to.
>>33392172Can’t think of anything
>>33392172wanting to find one
I wish men and women wouldn't see each other as so disposable, especially when they're young. There is time for them to turn into good people, if they're already decent, they're worth having around. There are too many evil people in this world and life will become increasingly lonely the more you rid yourself of people who care
>>33392221Why did your mind jump to gay shit lmao
Something you wanna tell us?
>>33392253I wish there were more wars. People like me are disposable and it would be nice to have it done properly.
>>33392254The odds of getting raped by a man is a lot higher
>>33392253Its only when you get older you realize you should have disposed with a lot more people
>>33392253The men i met when i was young were so awful and I find men over 26 much more enjoyable to be around
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>question
Women, do you stretch?
>>33392259Women gotta pump those numbers up, achieve equality.
>>33392172Having to talk to 50 strangers while actively gauging whether they're violent or otherwise dangerous.
Getting to know 10 acquaintances while actively gauging whether they're mentally ill or abusive.
Choosing a guy to date and having to actively gauge whether he's a stealther or a cheater or a liar or an addict.
It's exhausting, when I find girlfriends we can just move in together and fuck and watch movies and not worry about any of that.
>>33392270what is a stealther?
Has every phallic object in a womans home been used as a dildo at some point?
>>33392279Are we talking about women like, in general, or are we talking about our mulatta best friend?
>>33392270Did you father molest you by any chance?
>>33392261Maybe if you were over socialized, then yes, but I think for most autists and definitely most people itt, they'd be better off not cutting off so many people
>>33392262How were they awful? Who was the least awful?
>>33392276when he's alone, he crab-walks through the house silently
>>33392276Secretly removing condom
>>33392272How often do you get stretched tho
>>33392258Empty words.
Yearning for war is incredibly low IQ.
Just get rid of the political target you want, if you don't mind losing everything.
Women, guys with a bush, or no bush?
>>33392175No. I love cooking and food, but no interest in those tv shows. I’ve seen Chef’s Table, does that count?
>>33392291Of course not, that shit is gross.
Women,
Why are you aftraid of men?
>>33392290The obsolescence of men, the inevitable march of progress, and the pointlessness of modern life isn't exactly a target you can shoot at. That'd be nice since it'd be easy.
>>33392253I've never thought of people as disposable. Women perpetuate this trend, for the most part, through the way they use everyone and through their dating practices. You're arbitrarily lumping us together with them, but we aren't alike.
>>33392295So much abuse, rape and murder. And so many pedophiles
>>33392290The point of war isn't getting rid of political targets, it's shaving off a part of the male population.
>>33392291shaving is for gay people
>>33392291Bush
Your peepee needs a comfy place to rest
Men.
Would you die for the system that rules over you?
Do men also ever orgasm when they pee
>>33392295>Why are you aftraid of men?Don't wanna get raped.
>>33392309Not intentionally
>>33392301How often do you reject men?
>>33392310Not usually no... Do women?
>>33392279I don't like them being that hard. There needs to be a little give if I'm going to enjoy myself
>>33392310No not really. How does that even happen.
>>33392313NTA
>Women deserve to be abused raped and murdered if they're not interested in dating a guy
>>33392310>Do men also ever orgasm when they peeNo. But if you've had prostate surgery, the reverse can happen.
>>33391440>menI'm good. You're all out of stock. Refund please.
>>33392324>the reverse can happenYour orgasm ends because your dick starts sucking in piss?
I feel, so high, dancing, all night, you blow, my mind, because you, so fine
you know what I mean girlies?
>>33392205This but unironically. Men are mentally ill, desperately clinging to women who in turn mostly spite them
>>33392309No. I think I've already given it too much without getting anything back.
Women, what was the worst romantic relationship you've ever been in like? Why was it bad?
>>33392321This but unironically
>>33392329I hate it when it happens
>>33392310No?…
Did you really?…
>>33392309Yeah, of course. When they let me wear a uniform, put a flag on my coffin, and play something on the bugle, that is vastly more respect than most people probably think I deserve. When an old system allowed us to hold a gun and wear their flag and die for them, that was still above what the future has in store for us. Modern systems believe you should hold a pistol instead of a rifle, and put a bullet in yourself somewhere in a room alone. Standing in rank and uniform gives your meaningless life and death a level of dignity you'll never see again.
Modern systems run by soulless clowns and "Gen Z boss in a mini" not only don't believe they owe their people a good life; they don't even believe they owe their people an aesthetic death.
Lesbians-
Are you only lesbian because men pumped and dumped you and were mean to you in general too hard + daddy beat and/or raped you?
>>33392218>>33392270The vast majority of men are what you could consider "good". Nice, trying to do things well, nothing too amazing most of the time but "good". I know of no stalker or abusive man at all. If anything, it would show women have no ability on grasping character. And then they claim to have more emotional intelligence...
>>33392310it's impossible. unless idk your tubes are all fucked up?
>>33392317Sometimes if I’m worked up it hits the spot
>>33392341Yes
>>33392345Lmao
I will not be a zogbot, k thx kys
>>33392220Nobody could've noticed. I'm too careful.
>>33392232Doubtful.
>>33392310Sometimes it partially feels like the beginning of one.
>>33392345>>33392354Also:
>You should die for zog because they give you a nice funeralThe absolute state of that jewish shitshow.
>>33392115What's girlfailure?
Most likely
2,3
4
1
Idk what's 5
>>33392350Anon, you gotta put yourself in a woman's mind. The 560 engineers that work in your building when you go to work, you look at those guys and think "yeah, they're mostly decent men". But those ain't who modern women want to date. Listen to some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb2u-x8CVGY
>>33392354>>33392358NTA
>Jews are the only reason why war existslol
>>33392340Sorry - I say mean things when I feel bad.
>>33392073Hope you find virgin bf, anon
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Women, when is the last time you shaved your pits?
How weird is it if your hypothetical boyfriend wanted to watch you shave them.
>>33392363>Jew being disingenuous>example nr. 6 gorillion.lmao
>>33392362Yeah, that's the thing. Women have a nebulous idea of what they are looking for. They ignore all but a subset of men and then look for "good" men in there, but that subset isn't a good place to find one
>>33392313What’s wrong with you
>>33392370>Everyone I don't like is JewishHow was school today honey? Did Miss. Goldstein give you a D on your math homework?
>>33391445M. Can't remember when I was last blown away by an album. Too jaded.
Are albums even still a thing?
>>33392355I know I could, atoga men too
>>33392348Where are my answers, lesbianegros?
>>33392115Most:
1
3
5
2
4
Least
>>33392369Two days ago. It's awkward but whatever, that's fine.
>>33392354Foids have also ruined the reputation of military guys. People now assume you're a cuck if your wife is at home and you're away on a mission.
Good luck convincing Western guys to die for used up holes who hate them, kek.
>>33392297More empty emoshit words.
>>33392302The point is if you think of yourself as disposable, you may as well use your life to do something you want to happen.
>>33392310That is physically impossible...
>>33392354>>33392358I can't say I blame you, or other people that think "forget this country and society that has never done anything for me." It's just a personal choice. If I'm going to watch my ancestors' world die, have nothing in these people's society, be one more anonymous numbered statistic with nothing to show but my bare hands and material crap in these people's soulless new society... why not do it in a uniform with a gun, with dramatic explosions? What else are you going to do, smoke weed and sit around? I'd rather stand up straight and take a bullet. Too bad there's not going to be any more wars.
>>33392385Lmao go fight and die for that
>>33392387The point of being disposable is that you're not a trailblazer like that. Some men are just born to get thrown into a meatgrinder like a coal mine or pointless war.
>>33392394>Too bad there's not going to be any more wars.Your life must suck so much dick if you have this mindset.
>>33392394>umm we should all die for mass brownoid immigrations and fagparades, fellow zogbots.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Fuck the ZOG
I've been keeping my weightloss pretty alright for several months, but the past two weeks I gained 2.5kg over my average weight the past 4 months.
This is frustrating.
I might have to do more working out again. It's supposed to not be disgustingly hot this week anyway...
>>33392403They have US military recruiters in this shithole too?
>>33392350>I know of no stalker or abusive man at all.It always comes as a surprise to other men if they ever even learn just how their friends treat women. I know my ex's friends think he's a great guy.
>>33392362>>33392373I'm an engineer doing blue collar work and so were all the men I've dated. You think women don't date engineers? I thought beta bucks was a huge talking point among incels.
>>33391624>Shit feels the same on my feet anyways.Really? That's the reason I match my socks; because otherwise they won't feel the same on my feet. Even if they're two pairs of the same make and size they'll still wear unevenly if I don't match them.
You should buy a bunch of red socks and a bunch of green ones and always wear a red on your left foot and a green on your right.
>>33392398But that's a choice.
>>33392408Yup, moids will always bitch about how women never date "good men" and how they need to give regular guys a chance, and then when women give those regular guys a chance and get hurt by them, moids victim blame them for not choosing better.
>>33392394>>33392404Oh yeah and we should die for jewish run politician-pedophiles, that are blackmailed by a jewish pedophile, that works for a mossad too
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State gender
Would you date a furry?
>>33392415YOU'RE A JEW, AND YOU'RE A JEW, EVERYONE'S A JEW
>>33392417I'm a jewish transwoman and heck yes, if he was a black gorilla-furry.
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>>33392416I am not skinny.
>>33392419Where was the lie and why are you so mad and so jewish?
>>33391716When girls tried to bully me I flirted with them. That flustered them and they stopped bullying me.
>>33392400I know I should be a good Christian and not say things like that. And when I'm in a better mood I hope everyone is happy and safe, and it's a good thing that wars are a thing of the past and happy normal people will never have to live through that like their grandparents did.
But people like me have very little place in the new world, I'll be the last one to cry if something interesting happens.
The rather disturbing thing is that this is an increasingly popular sentiment among normie guys, who seem pretty fond of joking about a boogaloo, societal collapse, prepping, etc. Normie guys don't seem to be having that much fun nowadays either. But hey, maybe this is how it has to go. Whimper, not a bang, etc.
>>33392429When boys tried to flirt with me, I bullied them. That made them cum and try to flirt with me more.
>>33392417Definitely not that type of furry.
>>33391766What's stopping you?
>>33392427I'm sorry Mr. Goldberg gave you detention at school today sweetie.
>>33392430>But people like me have very little place in the new world, I'll be the last one to cry if something interesting happens.Dying while pulling a Brenton Tarrant at a synagogue > suicide >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dying for jewish power.
>>33392408>I know my ex's friends think he's a great guy.What did he do exactly? And no, I keep a small but good group of friends. I don't befriend assholes in the first place
>You think women don't date engineers? I thought beta bucks was a huge talking point among incels.Of course you do, I just think that women are indifferent to character and morals when they pick a partner and go mostly by feeling. Curiously enough they can tell who's an incel but not who will be abusive.
Also beta bucking is more of a red pill talking point. And anyways, reality is more complex and depending on the context the more adequate model might be the black pill and in some other the red pill
>>33392439>t. a caps-lock using jewess transwoman
You guys lied to me... for 6 years I lived a lie... sex is actually underrated as fuck
>>33392446only virgins tell you that sex is worth it
>>33391767NAG. Fantastic hips, big tits and cleavage is nice, but the dress itself doesn't look great, and there's something very unsettling about her mannerism.
>>33391459That’s every single girl
>>33392414>moids victim blame them for not choosing betterYes, that's correct. I used to be a lot more empathetic towards women until I see what they choose. I'm almost positive you and I have different definitions of a "regular" or "good" guy. You are the one choosing your partner, no one can force you into anything, it is your responsibility to pick right.
babe paul oakenfold is on
where did the /pol/ demoralization shill that obviously doesn't belong here come from lmao, this thread doesn't contain any of the usual words that they filter the site for as far as i can tell
>>33392416What does it mean?
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>>33391806Please take up strength training now. Maybe you can't make up the growth you would have had in your teens, but better late than never.
>>33392445I'm so sorry Mr. Mizrahi Gave you an F on your physics exam honey.
>>33392454Cool, I'll be sure to victim blame who end up in abusive relationships as well.
>>33392446I didn't. What's good is a good relationship with your partner, loving caring and with sex where both communicate well with each other. Hard to achieve
>>33392414I mean, I blame myself for my taste in women, and so does everyone else. And I got a lot fewer options to choose from than a woman...
>>33392446Weird way of saying you’re bad at sex
>>33392466>Cool, I'll be sure to victim blame who end up in abusive relationships as well.You do already
>>33391857>a girl who comes off as moody, brooding or depressedThat's my type.
>>33392309>Would you die for the system that rules over you?A system doesn't actually exist. It's a mental construct. The government is just a group of individual people, often largely ungoverned.
I might die for a person or even a stranger. Certainly for a loved one.
I haven't given it much serious thought though as I've been temporarily immortal for most of the last four decades.
It's a Stavromula Beta kind of thing.
>>33392472I didn't before, but I will now thanks to you. :)
>>33392414There's a reason why they let womens fathers, older brothers etc. to choose who marries the woman.
It's because women are retarded like little children.
>>33392310No. The stream of urine shuts off. I've tried and it felt like it was triggering the start of a UTI.
>>33392480Hmm yeah, I hope you end up becoming a victim of a false rape accusation and have your entire reputation destroyed.
>>33392414I think the term "regular guy" might be getting muddled here.
>>33391860Why not just get carried, folded and manhandled by a man?
Women thoughts on men who won't take up smoking so that they can quit smoking for you?
>>33392475>um achkhully it's just a coincidence that the same jews and jewish corporations fund the both parties, that both parties suck the AIPAC dick and that all the politicians have vacations at the Epsteins islandlmao
>I haven't given it much serious thought though as I've been temporarily immortal for most of the last four decades.>It's a Stavromula Beta kind of thing.Did you have mental breakdown and spergout or something after coming up with such a subpar cope?
>>33392461https://youtu.be/q0EeuN-g0Rg
>>33392446>sex is actually underrated as fuckNah.
It's amazing and possibly one of the best things in life but it's still overrated.
>>33392485>Hmm yeah, I hope you end up becoming a victim of a false rape accusation and have your entire reputation destroyed.Like why are you even mad?
That basically guarantees a man that loves you.
>>33392477Lmao, such a great woman dissuaded into evil by an incel on the internet. Suuuurely you were super empathetic towards men before and it was me who made you change. Damn, it's almost as if women had no free will and no accountability for their actions
>>33392497I'm really happy the double standard regarding domestic violence exists. Men really do deserve to get beaten by their wives. :)
>>33392497nta but women take that for granted. they want a man they're attracted to, too
that's why they ain't lettin their parents choose a guy for them.
their parents aren't gonna be the ones fuckin him
>>33392444>What did he do exactly?Physical and emotional abuse. Cheating, weeks-long silent treatment, forcing me into sex, financial control once he'd convinced me to move to an apartment I couldn't afford.
>I keep a small but good group of friends. I don't befriend assholes in the first placeJust like his bros, a bunch of polite and calm guys just chilling and playing vidya, talking about movies, grilling together every now and then.
>go mostly by feelingReally? I've asked men for non-vibes-based pointers on how to spot a genuinely good man and every single time they've either stopped replying at that point or ignored the question even if I asked several times. Quite amazing that I've finally found someone who can give direct instructions on this, let's hear them.
>>33392417F
No, that sounds like a lot
>>33392500Nta but men can't get hit by their wives, it's like getting smacked by a flyswatter
>>33392499That's funny, because according to moids here, men are always innocent angels, and if a man abuses his girlfriend/wife, then it's obviously the woman's fault and not the man's. If men believed in accountability for their actions, they wouldn't victim blame women who are victims of abusive men. But I get it, men are a monolith.
>>33392500Yes, happy people wish harm on other people for no reason, especially if they are a woman.
Just be a good girl and admit daddy (me) is right again. That's why you call men that you look up to daddy in the first place - you recognize your infantile nature when you feel content.
>>33392500It's ok anon we are both incels so neither will have that problem either way :)
>>33392481>I've triedH-how?
>>33392511Of course, there's nothing infantile about having a mindset that absolves abusive men of any responsibility whatsoever. You're so intelligent and kind. I can't believe you're single.
>>33392502>nta but women take that for granted. Yes, because they are petulant children.
>hey want a man they're attracted to, tooIf we lived in a society I describe they would get wet for most of the men, since most of the men wouldn't be emasculated faggots. Right now it's another way around.
>>33392511NTA
This was a more cringe reply than some of the shit qt spouts.
>>33392519>that absolves abusive men of any responsibility whatsoeverWhere did I do that?
>>33392174>failure when it comes to social interactionsI find it got better as I got older
>>33392493>Nonsensical gibberingGood luck with that.
>Did you have mental breakdown and spergout or something after coming up with such a subpar cope?No. I simply won't die in the near future and it's been that way for decades.
You can't dream the future if you don't have a future.
>>33392516By fapping, getting close, having to pee, and then trying to do both at once.
>>33392509I want to share my "hot take" that yeah, it's both of their faults. People who behave badly obviously own the responsibility for their actions.
But the people that chose those people, reward them for their behavior, support them, forgive them, encourage them... they're the enablers that keep sociopaths and awful people strong and happy. They make sure those people go through life thinking they're right and good. Same goes for women and simps.
Enabling terrible people's behavior and rewarding them for it is not 100% guilty but it sure ain't 100% innocent.
Obviously in the old days when women didn't have a choice, there were a lot that I believe were 100% innocent and deserve zero blame for the nightmares they were pressured into.
But nowadays, with 10000 choices, it's another story.
>>33392529You gave a reply justifying victim blaming women in abusive relationships.
Third time now the cute cashier has started smalltalk with me and again she was smiling a lot to me with strong eye contact.
I might be falling in love...
Had awfull day at work
Hbu atogays
>>33392511How can someone sense a poster's inner seethe this much
100000 possible suitors online
She chooses the guy who will give her black eye
Women are a meme
>>33392543Right in your very first reply to me.
>>33392480Don't play dumb anon.
>>33392542I think I know you irl
>>33392186You were talking about this like a few weeks ago
>>33392545>Hey whore! You shouldn't have autonomy on who you should date and date a normal man like me!>Umm uh...>DATE ME CUNT!>O-Okay...>Woman gets abused>You stupid foid, you should've known I was going to abuse you
>>33392536Men get their lives ruined for much less. If you end up in an abusive relationship in 2025, it's because you're attracted to violent men instead of nice men. You foids reap what you sow.
>>33392549Cheesed to meet you
>>33392521Kek. I mean it's true. Sex just worked better back in the maledom days.
women gotta start developing a femdom fetish if we're gonna stop the sex recession
>>33392554This is really cringe man
What's the equivalent of pineapple juice for women?
>>33392552So yes, you do believe men hold no accountability for their actions. Thank you for agreeing with me.
>>33392505>Physical and emotional abuse. Cheating, weeks-long silent treatment, forcing me into sex, financial control once he'd convinced me to move to an apartment I couldn't affordThis all sounds really abusive and manipulative and I'm sad you had to endure that
I'm still surprised his friends are ok with this or not know about it. In my group we've called out friends and cut out some for much less. But I imagine every group is different
>Quite amazing that I've finally found someone who can give direct instructions on this, let's hear themYou're being facetious, but I'm not. The thing is to truly know a person you need time. Of course you might always find someone who managed to hide his true colors, but the extent of how women complain show that most don't even try. Everything depends on context, but some pointers:
First, take your time in the relationship. Pushing you into sex or moving together should already ring some bells. Look out for what's looking out of you. If he just spending time until you can have sex or make out or does he take interest in you and your interests? How does he treat other women? Is he always chasing skirt? Ideally you would know a bit a man before dating him and see how he treats other women. What are his friends like? Is he and his friends hardworking, honest? Do they care about little things? I have friends that remember if you said you like something and go out of their way so you can do that something with them. Is he trying to isolate you? Like, does he talk shit about your friends, family or even interests? How is he relationship with his parents?
Of course if you go into Tinder and find a man to have sex on the first date you won't be able to know him, but there are plenty of things you should really look out before dating someone
Whenever incels talk about dating, the thread goes down the absolute shitter.
>>33392550Yep. It tends to be asked about a lot ITT.
>>33392548I was saying that women are retarded and can't choose men, so it's better if men choose their men for them.
Like if we actually lived in a society like this you wouldn't have a problem of choosing a wrong man that doesn't love you and is abusive to you, retarded cunt.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKphMlfo-a6/
My ex liked this reel recently. Holy fuck we’re so back, it’s just a matter of time
>>33392551Never happened.
>>33392564>I was saying that women are retarded and can't choose men, so it's better if men choose their men for them.Yes, you're saying that if a man abuses a woman, it's never his fault and it's always the woman's fault for not choosing better. We both agree that you don't think men are accountable for their actions.
>>33392545soon zoomer girls are gonna have to read about that stuff on AO3, they won't be able to find any zoomer boys like that IRL, too many herbivores and male feminists.
They'll be dating some guy with tattoos and muscles and a gun, and he'll be doing whatever they say and crying and talking about his feelings
State gender. What do you think of the disparity of reactions when it comes to the racial supremacy of different races?
I don't give a shit about White Nationalism/Supremacism, but something I find funny about Anti-WN/WS is that it seems to me a confirmation of its truth.
Nobody gives a fuck about Black/Asian/Jewish/Whatever Supremacy because they know they are worthless shitters, but when it comes to WN/WS, everyone quakes in their boots and screams in terror and rallies in madness to stop the mere idea from spreading further.
It's funny.
>>33392564>I was saying that women are retarded and can't choose men, so it's better if men choose their men for them.That sounds like a good way to encourage infidelity
>>33392391You wish, I know for a fact my dick can fix any woman it comes across.
>>33392551https://voca.ro/13UZRwurzNPM
>>33392572F
You weird racist
>>33392569It's not like I want you to be abused, you just bring it on yourself by choosing your men.
Prove me wrong.
Were gender relations better int he past?
>>33392578You seem really upset about admitting that you don't think men are accountable for their actions. Why is that? I thought men weren't infantile children unlike women.
>>33392573>That sounds like a good way to encourage infidelityNope and encouraging the other thing encourages inceldom and abusive relationship and what we have now.
>>33392564That is farcical.
There are plenty abusive men with children so if they get to chose for their daughters, they will just get another abusive man.
Besides, some men are so good at hiding their abusive behaviour, most men don't know about it either.
>>33392579There were less of relations because we didnt deal with confused xhey/xhems
>>33392577I'm not. I'm simply noticing how differently people react to one-word change.
Here in 4chan itself, if an anon posts "Jews/Blacks/Whatever are superior", nothing happens, but if they post "Whites are superior", they get banned for racism.
The difference is even more pronounced in other social media and the news.
That's why I ask what you think.
>>33392581>be accountable for retarded shit I tooNo
And also tell me why are you so opposed to men choosing a man for you?
>>33392579Lolnope. They were horrible. But sexual relations were better.
Maledom works better for human sex and babies than femdom. Femdom = zero sex and zero birthrates.
https://voca.ro/16jo5I2tK5v8
Women and men, I'm accepting counterarguments
>>33392583>There are plenty abusive men with children so if they get to chose for their daughters, they will just get another abusive man.No, because no one wants their daughter abused.
>>33392596That is a factually incorrect statement.
>>33392590Nta but wouldn't anyone be upset at a loss of agency. Would you be opposed to your government choosing military service for you.
>>33392590Okay, so men are infantile children who aren't accountable for their actions then. Why should infantile children who aren't accountable for their actions be allowed to make decisions for women then?
>>33392174Alternatively, accept that you're weird, that other people will see you as weird, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Everyone knows that I am weird. Some people like me anyway.
>>33392602Ahem, that was a factually correct statement.
Lets wait and see if the holes will admit that oftentimes the result of their children being abused is directly caused by them being single moms in first place and whoring around with mentally ill bottom of the barrel men
>>33392603> Would you be opposed to your government choosing military service for you.Already does in my country and no one gives a fuck. Women, of course, are exempt.
>>33392603Are you braindead fucking retarded? That's not the same at all.
>>33392607Its usually abuse from the father, you want them to admit they aren’t as bad as the men?
>>33392607Why is it that men simultaneously claim to both be intellectually superior to women while also being too mentally incapable to take accountability for their actions?
>>33392603nta but if you offered most guys the choice "we return to patriarchy but also reinstitute the draft" I bet you'd see a lot of enthusiasm
>>33392604Look, i'm sorry you were in an abusive relationship and you didn't know any better.
I wish we lived in a society you were not allowed to choose your own man, so that would have not ever happened.
>>33392593>moid vocahow about you accept death
>>33392606You are utterly delusional if you say no father has every abused his daughter.
You do not live in reality.
>>33392607That's not what the statistics say.
>>33392619I've never been in an abusive relationship. But the fact that you're dodging the question and projecting on me instead says a lot.
>>33392622Yea okay but women still shouldn't choose their own men.
>>33392617This is projection the post.
>>33392579Yeah and class relations were better under medieval serfdom when all the peasants didn't complain.
>>33392628>Yea okay butI accept that you finally realize you are delusional and a liar.
>>33392627If you weren't then why are you so mad?
>>33392630You could say this is unironically the case, because if the lord/duke/king/whatever got uppity, the peasants/serfs could simply hang him.
>>33392626Lol
Single moms have VASTLY worse parenting outcomes
A kid from under single mom is 10x more likely to land in prison
Curiously single fathers dont have such disparity, weird
>>33392620I would accept death if a cute girl agreed to kill me
>>33392634Yup, now the jewish oligarchs can just do democratuc dog and pony show.
>>33392629How am I projecting when that's literally what he's saying?
>>33392633Lol, I'm not mad. I enjoy trolling you retarded fucks in these threads. Now please answer my question. Why should infantile children who aren't accountable for their actions be allowed to make decisions for women then?
I don't want a woman to be forced to love me. It wouldn't feel genuine and it would have an unfair power dynamic
>>33392634Yeah the peasant revolt went famously well
>>33392626Lmao statistics say women are retarded lol
State gender
Do you have a mental illness? Or your parents?
>>33392641>unfair power dynamicIf they saw you as an equal, they wouldn't be attracted to you. They want you to be better than them.
Idk about women but I'm definitely retarded haha
>>33392647M
No, I am not an incel.
>>33392640>Lol, I'm not mad. I enjoy trolling you retarded fucks in these threads. Now please answer my question. Why should infantile children who aren't accountable for their actions be allowed to make decisions for women then?No, you are a scorned woman.
>>33392660Oh okay, so you have no answer. In other words, men shouldn't choose women's partners for them because men are infantile children who aren't accountable for their actions.
>>33392641That's obvious. But how about the more complex reality where they are sexually aroused by a power dynamic where you're stronger, bigger, more ambitious and successful, more confident and put-together, more experienced, and more skilled and mature? And they get a deep emotional satisfaction from this and consider it equal and fair?
>>33392647F
No, and no. I’m lucky, physically and mentally healthy
>>33392505>>33392559Also, I forgot the most important thing. Since I'm incel on the internet whom you probably hate already and my advice is trash anyways, the best thing you can do is have good friends. And a good relationship with your parents. Include the men you are dating into your life. Let him meet your friends and family often. Even if you can't catch something, your close ones who care about you might. Stay safe out there
>>33392647Yeah I have a disability. Dis ability to get bread.
maple
md5: f951d18e5da1f4ced3d0c3910e170c8d
🔍
Its really easy to tell when a woman has had a lot of dudes before, usually they tell you before like 3rd date if you dont try to fuck them beforehand
i shit you not, talking to women sucks ass. yet, i want xx affection and a relationship, what should i do?
>>33392640>trolling>seething
DAILY REMINDER TO THE MEN IN THIS THREAD TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM WOMEN.
WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND
>>33392647M
I really should get diagnosed. And No
>>33392677be reborn in an earlier time period
shit old people say about how women were in the past sounds like paradise on earth
>>33392647Technically, ADHD is classified as a mental illness.
My general lunacy doesn't seem to have a conventional diagnosis.
And my professional assessment concluded that I have a "very superior intellect" but no mental illnesses. I suspect that my lifetime accrual of coping mechanisms threw off their diagnostics.
>>33392678>USING MY OWN LOGIC AGAINST ME IS TROLLING AND SEETHINGI'm pretty sure you're the one seething anon.
>>33392607They will never admit they chose wrong, just that there are bad actors out there
>>33392663Men should choose for women tho.
Women do you get dissapointed if you get likes from ugly men in dating apps?
>>33392689But how can men choose the right man for women if men aren't accountable for their own actions and it's women's fault if men hurt them and never ever the man's fault?
Why would you be not turned on by power dynamics. Relationships don't have to be equal. In fact, I can't stand them. I'm a control freak and mentally healthy women don't attract me. My ex girlfriend was batshit crazy bpdemon, that's what I love about her.
nobody should date anyone, in fact, everyone should be locked in their room without internet access until we all go extinct
>>33392647M, I have generalized anxiety, major depressive, and Avoidant Personality disorder. I also suspect I have some OCD, but haven't had that tested
Both of my parents are on antidepressants and I've noticed some signs of ADHD in my mom.
>>33392579What time period? Surely some are better than others and this is certainly not the best
>>33392695found the person running society
>>33392677>talking to women sucks assSkill issue. I find talking to them to be very enjoyable.
Communicating at them in broken splurts of text through an app might be terrible though. Talking is better.
>>33392570>They'll be dating some guy with tattoos and muscles and a gun, and he'll be doing whatever they say and crying and talking about his feelingsWe can only hope. I, for one, am all in favour of the Matriarchy.
>>33392700pay me more taxes
Women are an abomination on society and need to be put in their place immediately. Disagree with me all you want. All it takes is one false rape accusation and the men reading this will think back to this post.
>>33392523>more cringe reply than some of the shit qt spoutsBruh wtf
I would shitpost rn but need to leave my phone downstairs as Internet hotspot for my niece and her bf
So man is gonna read book and go bed like my victorian brethren
Talk late Monday or Tues guys xx
>>33392706Sit downstairs while shitposting
>>33392693i wish crazy girls liked me. i'd be posting here all the time about how they're the best and how amazing my crazy gf is.
Babe, Atrocity Guide uploaded a new video since two years.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mxfSMcNP_HQ
>>33392692Okay,
I forgot where you got the notion that men aren't accountable for their own actions.
As I was saying - if men chose for women, abusive relationships would happen less. end of
>>33392559>>33392672Those are the things that women most commonly scan for, yes, and I did too.
>The thing is to truly know a person you need time.Do I not have choose the men to get to know? It may take several years to get to truly know someone. Humans would not procreate if women wanted to take that long to judge men's characters. I was in the unique position that I could - we were friends for several years and he was as good to me as he was to his friends, including the other women he knew, who were all good people as far as I know. Had a healthy relationship with his parents. Got along with mine, was great with my friends. Never said anything mean or dishonest about anyone. Didn't push me into anything. We dated exclusively for two years before even having sex. He became abusive several years into the relationship, once I was isolated and we thought we I'd gotten pregnant.
The one who came after him I met in uni and my third was introduced to me by friends. Similarly clean track records, gentle shy men, who turned out to be intolerably selfish and cold partners when I got to know them intimately.
>>33392712Because this whole conversation was rooted on the idea that if a woman gets into an abusive relationship then it's always her fault. Which then implies that men aren't accountable for their actions and can't be blamed for being abusive. This isn't complicated anon.
Ladies, I got a real philosophical one.
Can you tell when a man has accepted he needs a woman to fix him?
>>33392703Really hard to say. Life was a lot tougher back then. But maybe precisely because of that most relationships were stronger
Is it normal for women to need to be reassured they are pretty and beautiful multiple times a day?
Men, how do I get really good at board games? Would you be impressed if the woman you're dating was good at them? Played them with a guy on Switch today and he literally destroyed me in every game in the collection.
>>33392691Wouldn't I need to like him back to find out that he gave me a like?
m and f, have you tried dating on duolicious? i have been thinking about trying my luck but am too scared and retarded for mainstream dating platforms. if you have, do you live outside of the us? i get the impression it doesn't have a lot of users and is probably hard enough to find a match in a big us city let alone the random uk shithole where i live.
>>33392693>Why would you be not turned on by power dynamics. I'm not. I literally don't give a shit about "power". I Dom as an act of service, being the strength she needs. Doing it well is what turns me on about it. My sadism is similar and not really about power dynamics, just the power to inflict pain and fear.
>Relationships don't have to be equal.True, but they have trouble lasting if they're not balanced.
>I'm a control freakAre you aware that this is almost certainly based on your personal fears? It's fine that's the source of your need for control. It's just important that you understand why you seek it. Otherwise you end up a dog chasing cars.
Know thyself before controlling others.
>mentally healthy women don't attract me. My ex girlfriend was batshit crazy bpdemon, that's what I love about her.Deeply relatable.
>>33392722I don't care for your mindgames tho.
What matters is everyone would be happier if men got to choose men for women.
>>33392734If you pay for most dating apps it shows you who likes you, and even if you don't if you skip them it usually gives you a notification like "oh you missed a match!"
>>33392732Learn by doing and all that shit
I'd be seething internally because I'm shit at everything and insecure, and when women do things better than me it makes me wanna kill myself
>>33392676I don’t speak incel
>>33392728People actually lived much more in a commune-ish way back then that you might expect. Even sharing children.
Life and what a relationship is, was very different from your narrow understanding today.
>>33392736Doesn't it have like a 50:1 man:woman ratio
Women-
Is it possible for an incel to love a woman.
I know the answer is suicide but god is gradually lowering the overall quality of life on all fields and making it worse and worse each day, what do I do.
People say "Control what you can and don't focus on what you can't" but there is nothing I control.
>>33392718Doing everything right and still having to face hardships is just life, anon. My opinion on women haven't changed, but I will acknowledge you did everything you could. You did well. The first one is more tragic, the second one simply sounds like a bad match. Sadly there are no guarantees in life, but I do hope you meet a good man. I myself know many, I'm sure you will too. Stay safe, and good luck
>>33392736M. I made an account at least. But it has the same problem as all other dating apps, women just don't want to use it. I'm in a massively huge US city and there's like 5 girls, mostly not my race.
The people who like LDRs think it's more usable, though.
>>33392739>paying for dating appsEven 10 years ago this was considered pathetic and ridiculous and retarded.
Boy how pozzed is the zog
Women what should I fap to tonight before sleep?
>>33392732Depends on the boardgame i guess but i think you just need to play them more and you'll get better. And idk if being good counts as impressive i think it would just be more fun because playing against a more challenging opponent is just more fun in general. Id be annoyed if you stomped me tho because I'm competitive
>>33392748I don't know, I guess we are here to watch the flame in humanity flicker out.
>>33392745i didnt think it was that bad but im asking as a woman myself but im genuinely autistic (diagnosed) and not that attractive so thought id feel more comfortable on a site for outcasts. i wouldnt want to feel like im making men orbit me or leading them on so maybe not.
>>33392736I'm not choosing men to date based on Discord nicknames and pictures of smug anime girls, might as well try to find a husband on some /soc/ grooming general
>>33392691I remember making a profile on OkC and when I checked my phone the day after I had 999+ notifications
>>33392752Is it not still considered pathetic and ridiculous and retarded? Has there ever been a time when it wasn't?
>>33392676Just be very open minded and non judgemental, but it might take time to spill the beans. You cannot tell on a 3rd date, so either push for sex and conclude if she accepts fast or stay long and accept that if it is important for you you might waste a lot of time
>>33392736Canadian here. First I've heard of it.
>>33392759That's gonna happen regardless of what app you use. Just try it and see what happens.
>>33392758I am, you're just retarded.
>>33392762Not retarded enough to be unironically suggested it seems.
>>33392734dating apps will throw people who liked you first or near the top on your queue, pretty much 90% of the people you see will have liked you because women get hundreds of likes every day
>>33392755The lady on the flag of the U.S. state virginia
>>33392764I ghost men when they push for sex. Have they been shit testing me?
>>33392759Unironically, try a dating subreddit and make it clear. You can probably more easily filter that way people who actually are ok with whatever issues you may or may not have.
Be sure to make a throwaway account for it though.
It might depend a bit where you are from though?
>>33392759NTA, you can try if you want. But I think a lot of the more serious men aren't playing around with it, it's just too much of a waste of time (I know, I say that while posting on /atoga/). I think the only guys who are really actively using it are the discord and video games type that have infinite time to burn. But you can try.
>i wouldnt want to feel like im making men orbit me or leading them on so maybe not.that's how everything works, they know it and they're used to it
Not fixing your tire.
Not changing your oil.
Not fixing your leaking pipe in kitchen.
Not buying you a ring.
Not going to war for your welfare government.
:)
Ask chad, im sure hes gonna be happy to help you
>>33392732See if you can complete slay the spire, it will teach you about how to value options in games, what moves to make in situations, etc. The experience will carry over. You could also try to get gold in something like Hearthstone or magic the gathering arena (best of 3), they are both card games that have many options and put you in many novel situations. Could also play chess, but the thing with chess is if you watch videos to improve you will be learning things that work yes, but not how to come up with things yourself, which will be relevant for the board games you play that aren't chess.
>>33392778You are poor and unskilled?
>>33392736M also in UK
I made an account to see if i can chat with people but even that was impossible. Theres basically no women on there or its people catfishing or hunting for lolcows or just farming attention. The few matches i got people were boring or overly sensitive. I had a girl get mad at me because i asked her normal questions about her interests. Most convos were like pulling teeth.
Also I would never in my life put any pictures or identifiable info about myself on an app that started on 4chan
>>33391459you're basically asking
>how do I win at life in one move???
>>33392778How is defining yourself by what you won't do working out for you? Satisfying?
>>33392790I have hobbies that satisfy me quite a lot
Im doing alright
>>33391471>chubbyactually chubby or just obese?
I consider chubby the first two overweight blocks of BMI
that is fine
>>33392736I have had some conversations on duolicious that were pretty fun
Im currently speaking with 2 girls off duo for a loooong ass time already
>>33391569she meant long but thin
I think girls hate sword dicks more than chubby short ones
>>33392647M. Depression. I occasionally find myself needing medication for it.
>>33392772No, most men simply want sex
>>33392579grass is always greener, etc.
>>33392803But the men who don't want sex might pretend that they do to make sure that I don't?
>>33392807We already said no, you retard.
>>33392738It's not mind games to point out how shit your logic is and how your logic is based off of nothing but emotions, which is interesting since according to men, women are the hysterical emotional ones, not them.
>>33392799that shit actually works for you?
>>33392813>even more seething
>>33392813Why are you still replying to the troll?
He is probably jerking off with one hand to the thought of having riled up a femanon.
>>33392807no, that shit is nuts, dating is hard enough without playing stupid games like a girl on top of that, any guy who does that shit is a dumbass and deserves loneliness
>>33392263every morning or whenever im sore
Ill have you know that if you are an attractive female and you held eye contact with me and smiled i will jerk off to memory of that later at home.
>>333928072bh sounds like something I'd do
>>33392816It's just funny to fuck with these people and point out how shit their logic is, which then causes them to sperg out and seethe, like here
>>33392815
>>33392772nta
Not really. Making a man wait for sex isn't that big of a filter, you think the guy who sleeps around will lose his patience but in reality he doesn't care that much because he's talking to several other women behind your back. Plus some men who are monogamous/loyal will think something like 'if she's rejecting me already what about X years into our marriage'
>>33392263Those legwarmers are designed to give men erections
Women how much do you love penises?
>>33392823You just don't want anyone to be happy.
>>33392829Yes, your logic is based entirely off of emotion, that is true.
>>33392828So much that I'm in therapy to like them less.
>>33392828I'm a Jewish woman and I love black penises very much.
>>33392831Lesbian therapy...?!
I wish i could get that bowl thingy from Harry Potter and remove some of the shit from my brain
>>33392820That's a really nice dog
>>33392828normal amount i think
>>33392833Sex therapy in general. It's been very uncomfortable.
I think i will just go to sleep early today
Femanons what's your nerdiest hobby?
Women-
Why do you think you're qualified to choose your own man?
>>333928436 pm seems a bit early don't you think
>>33392842the lesbian therapist has cold fingers?
>>33392831You've struck my curiosity
>>33392842What does entail
Do they assault you with dildos on penis obstacle course or what
>Oh no i fell over and sat on two by accident!
>>33392848Its 19 minutes past midnight here, which is still like 3 hours earlier than my usual bedtime
All male and female problems could be fixed with sex
>>33392860well, women with problems already have regular sex, so what kind of advanced sex do they need to have to fix the problems?
>>33392858Pontificate the aroma
>>33392842Are you a sex addict?
>>33392849>>33392852lmao idiots.
>>33392845Reading fanfics.
>>33392847Because I deserve my agency, so I have it.
>>33392849Funny.
>>33392851I don't really see what's worth being curious about. I'm hypersexual, obvs.
>>33392852I wish. It's just talking a lot and making plans for how to better tackle certain compulsions.
>>33392845I'm a weeb.
>>33392847Because I'm a human being with rights, and most men have generally proved themselves to be untrustworthy.
>>33392866I'm addicted to sexual gratification, not sex itself. But technically yes, I think.
Women will pay to have ugly chest implants and possibly risk the implants exploding, forever disfiguring themselves
Meanwhile im having a crush on a girl that has chest so flat you cant even tell if she has any boobs
You bitches played yourself
>>33392868>I'm a weeb.Oof, sorry.
>>33392867Hey I found your theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91hCI4iDWkc
>>33392867Do you sit down with therapist and he/she tells you that the next male you talk with doesnt need to have his dick sucked for you to be friends with him?
>>33392845i luv biology n have most of the audubon society books ´ ^ `
>>33392875I can only see the title, and I don't think I'm a nympho. That'd mean I care more about having a partner than getting off, right?
>>33392872Is it true that you commissioned a guy from this thread to write personalized smut for you?
>>33392872What do you chase? The sexual release or being of service to a man?
>>33392881*NTA
>>33392873I'm not a pickme though. I know men love mentally ill, unattractive and abusive women to the point of desperate addiction.
>>33392873it's unfair that women get so little risk on that surgery meanwhile the male equivalent (increasing height) leaves you crippled for 6+ months and your body will never perform like it did in any physical activity ever again. and the rest of your body will be forever out of proportion
>>33392867>Reading fanfics. What kinda fanfics?
>>33392868>I'm a weeb.Just watching anime and reading manga kind or the full on owning 10 million waifu figures kind?
>>33391423 (OP)Femanon, what would you do, if you accidentally discovered your bf's penis pump?
>>33392885Just watching anime and reading manga kind or the full on owning 10 million waifu figures kind?
Well I play lewd visual novels, so I'd say more of the latter.
>>33392867>I don't really see what's worth being curious about. I'm hypersexual, obvs.To what extent?
>>33392884look at this guy
>>33392873Women get horny at the thought of having implants, that's why they do it
Same as all the metal rings and pins they put in themselves
And the black squiggly scribbles
>>33392876Not literally, but yes we've discussed my feelings on the importance of intimacy early on in a relationship to solidify interest and promote commitment. He told me I don't have to put so much value in the physical aspect of my relationship as a source of comfort in exclusive commitment. Good guys shouldn't require me sucking their dicks to want to date me.
>>33392889Can't see him from up here.
>>33392890NTA
Are you one of those guys that likes to pretend there aren't men attracted to implants, piercings, or tattoos at all? This might sound shocking anon, but your personal preferences aren't universal.
>>33392882I chase sexual stimulation in general. I can't easily orgasm and men intimidate me, so I just find happiness in touching myself idly all the time. It's a form of escapism, apparently.
>>33392885Mostly fics of series I like. Think shit like HP.
>>33392888Constant masturbation, without which I can't function.
>>33392891Hes right
Just dont do the "i fucked a guy 30minutes after meeting him, but for this guy im gonna wait for 5 dates haha"
Its massive ick, yes we can tell you are sex positive
>>33391423 (OP)Females, thoughts on this coat/jacket I just purchased
>>33392894Nah I know there are a lot of guys with a bimbofication fetish
Just sayin', there are a lot of women out there that have one too.
>>33392878Whats your fav part of biology? And i never heard of those books but they look cool. Do they have books on monkeys?
>>33392887>Well I play lewd visual novels, so I'd say more of the latter.Yh that's definitely the latter category. I never played stuff like that anything you'd recommend
>>33392897Said the guy who likely hasn't even had a date ever
>>33392886Slap his dick around and make him explain what exactly it was he wanted to achieve and why he was such a weak-minded degenerate.
Then I'd google it, find out it isn't as irresponsible and dangerous as I thought it was, try it with him, and probably yell at him again anyway.
>>33392896>men intimidate meHave you had traumatic experiences in the past?
Does the intimidation turn you own, like being the smaller/weaker one?
>>33392897Silly incel.
>>33392897Every foid does that. If he is bf material, she will make him wait for months.
>>33392900>Yh that's definitely the latter category. I never played stuff like that anything you'd recommendSaya no Uta's a pretty good beginner VN. It's short and has a nice fucked up story.
>>33392897If you really want to get into this and my therapy, this is the weird thing we got into. I think sed early would make a guy stay with me, but I never have sex early. He said that not having sex early despite thinking sex early would be helpful is still me falling into the trap of overvaluing sex in the beginning of a relationship. Even if I paint it for myself as being chaste or reserved, my misplaced value for it makes me judge other important things in relationships improperly. Does that make sense?
>>33392814Yeah, I was at a low point some 6 or 7 years ago, got on SSRIs for a couple of years until I felt stable enough to not need them. Had another hit of depression last summer due to some life shit went on the meds again for maybe six months. Now I'm currently off them again.
But yeah they do help. It's a relief not having to go to bed every night wishing you'll die in your sleep and cursing every morning you wake up because you didn't die in your sleep.
>>33392898M but please tell me you're Asian or black if you bought that.
Otherwise it's going to look like the fourth reich.
Or, well, maybe that was the point.
Are women even human? I don't think they are...
Femanond what is your biggest complaint about the male dating pool?
>>33392902>Slap his dick aroundWhat if I like that?
>>33392902> probably yell at him again anywayKek, latina?
>>33392903I was raped as a kid. I honestly don't think it affects my life at all anymore, and I don't think I'm actually intimidated by men, but my therapist said he thinks I am at least to some degree, and that my past trauma most likely impacts my relationships in a complicated way still.
>>33391423 (OP)Women,
Would you ever rim a guy?
>>33392908Lmfao
Pair it with some tall boots and black leather gloves
F
Girls, has anyone done a boob job? Is it worth it? Whats the bad part of it?
>>33392914Probably not. I've rimmed a girl, though. But she waxes and we showered beforehand, plus she ate my ass for like fifteen minutes before that.
>>33392902Only if you out on pussy pump
>>33392916You should get fillers and a bbl
>>33392898very gay and glamorously flamboyant. happy pride !!
Odds decide what thread on gif i wank to for today
>>33392913I'm sorry to hear that.
Glad you are pulling through, you are probably quite strong, whether you are aware of it or not. :)
How long have you been in therapy for this?
>heThis may be a weird thing to say, but as a woman wouldn't be better to have a female therapist?
>>33392906Not that retard, but I think it does make sense.
>>33392910they are too horny it’s fucking disgusting. they don’t see women as human and only want sex.
>>33392919The thing is, my ass is great. But my tits are lacking :/. Face wise, i'm still good.
>>33392906Anonette you're replying to an incel who posts daily on /r9k/, don't bother.
>>33392900> fav part of biology?everything!!! but mainly anatomy, god i luv anatomy ㅠㅠ
> monkeyno monkey or primate books, sadly :c they mainly focus on birds n bugs
>>33392922Creampie thread
State gender
thoughts on my chemical romance?
>>33392917What if he was clean and kept the hair down
>>33392905I read the plot synopsis. I think I'll pass on this one
>>33392884>It's unfair that some men play themselves harder and worse than women so...just don't have surgery? It's actually easier to become charming instead of crippling yourself to to become an insecure little man who's terrible with women but a bit taller.
>>33392933Male
Oh shit, is it 2007 again?
>>33392933M
The have a song with a really great intro.
>>33392923>How long have you been in therapy for this?Literally just started this month. I did plenty of therapy as a kid, though.
And I chose this guy as my therapist, for multiple reasons. Mostly convenience. I do well with male doctors anyways, like my obgyn is a guy too.
>>33392927I get a (You) I give a (You). That's just how threads work for me.
>>33392931Somehow its b cup and is not perky. Gross i know
>>33392933F
I like the song Teenagers...Pretty mid band beyond that.
>>33392933M
Obscure rock band. I never heard a song by them but their fans have spammed that name for years.
anybody ever date a latina? what should i expect bros
>>33392935If we were married, I'd literally do anything.
>>33392942Post them in soc atoga.
>>33392937I think more men need to hear this
>>33392883>I know men love mentally ill, unattractive and abusive women to the point of desperate addiction.Eh, I literally started passing on abusive women in first grade. Abrasive can be hot though.
>>33392945>My Chemical Romance>obscureYou have to be 18+ to post on this website.
>>33392933M,
They're alright
>>33392933M. Man, it is such a trip to talk to people today and everyone universally praises all that emo stuff. Back in the day you couldn't admit in public that you liked that shit. I've started to appreciate some of it more now that it's separated from that era.
Also shoutout to Teenagers like that femanon said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw
>>33392942Meh you'll probably be fine. By the time he's seeing your booba he'll probably be fine with it anyway
>>33392884Just get heels like Trump and Putin, 99% women pad their bras instead of getting implants anyway
>>33392946hope for her to not be mentally ill
>>33392948I need a woman to eat me out while jerking me off with mineral oil
>>33392953exactly my thoughts, who hasn't heard welcome to the black parade like what
>>33392909>Are women even human? I don't think they are...Unfortunately that's the biggest problem with women: they're human. And human beings can be just awful sometimes.
Hot moms. That’s my raison d’être
>>33392951Girlies, please. Like 20 guys get the surgery every year out of 4 billion on earth, it's not like it's popular.
But yeah, practicing being charming and charismatic right now. Maybe one day I'll be so good at it I can manipulate my wife into... never mind.
>>33392953Nta but he's right. I haven't heard a single one of their songs and somehow they get shilled to no end.
>>33392941I see, in that case I'll trust your judgment!
Have you had any kind of therapy before? What made you (finally?) give it a try?
>>33392909Women decide what is human. That's why they can decide we're not good enough humans and have to pretend to be something else.
>>33392933M
Never really gave them a chance back when they were popular. Not really my primary style of music. In later years I've begun thinking they're probably better than I used to give them credit for.
Also The Umbrella Academy.
>>33392967Like I said, I was in therapy a lot as a kid. But getting shit on ITT for my bad takes all the time convinced me to finally find someone to talk to professionally.
>>33392930Anatomy is pretty interesting but i always preferred anything to do with animals. Especially primates. I fucking love gorillas. I wish i wasn't super uncomfortable near animals I'd love to work in conservation or something
Have you seen Becoming Cousteau? I watched it the other day and i thought it was a super cool documentary.
Women
If a man's voice isn't sexy, would phone sex be pointless? Or is it still hot because he's your man?
>>33392948What if he pees in your butt
>>33392968Idk if you followed that whole relationship with her that I had back then, but she really was amazing. Her and her bf are like THE perfect sexual partners. Maybe if his junk was a little smaller that'd be ideal for me personally, but I won't nitpick.
>>33392945>>33392965>I never heard a song by them>I haven't heard a single one of their songsAt this point, that's on you.
>>33392964>it's not like it's popular.The mindset of fixating on an (almost) insurmountable perceived flaw instead of actually learning how to pleasantly interact with other people is lamentably common I'm afraid.
>>33392976That's uh. Even.
>>33392975If he gave me a child and is helping raise it, that's fine.
>>33392972Well then I hope it helps you a lot, admitting you have issues and seeking to solve them is already something to be proud of.
>>33392965If you go back to the late 00's or early 10's most people under the age of 30 had at least heard of MCR. That and shit like Paramore, Fallout Boy, Mayday Parade, Asking Alexandra, Black Veil Brides, etc. were popular with scene kids.
>>33392933M
I used to hate Gerard Ways voice but lately I've been listening to some of their stuff and its pretty good
Also prefer Paramore and Green Day from that era
>>33392906no
if you feel sexual chemistry is important, why wouldn't you put value in it? Or are you saying you don't care about sex that much and only use it to keep someone that wants it around?
How to tell the girl who goes jogging on the same route as me that I want to slurp on her sweaty shorts?
been listening to massive attack entire day while working on paper :)
>>33392977I missed a great deal but I caught a few snippets. It sounds like you were able to experience something pretty wonderful.
Stop goon baiting me femanon. I will sigma ascend and aura farm you into oblivion
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>>33392989which songs????
>>33392988Smile at her, say hi, do you want company?
proceed accordinly
>>33392989Mezzanine is such a good album
>>33392989What's their third best song, after Teardrop and Angel?
>>33392997nta but I really like dissolved girl
State gender and list your all time top five favorite /atoga/ ritual posts of mine
>>33393002How many do you have
>>33392990The fact that, after all that, I still missed dick revealed a lot about me, I think.
>more obscure rock bands
Thank God I managed to avoid all of that shit.
>>33392980Learning how to pleasantly interact with other people is pretty easy.
The much harder part, like you probably know, being an old man, is getting them motivated to pleasantly interact with you. That's where people start seeking more bad answers, when their desires outweigh their talents and they hit the hard limits of what other people want from them, in their current state.
Only replied because this reminded me of this song, even though it's about money instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVyH0sOTths
>>33391423 (OP)What celebrities do you look like?
I get young Dominic Purcell a lot
>>33392973becoming cousteau? I'll watch it soon if it's a good movie :3
what's your favorite part of anatomy?
>>33392997Nta but i really like paradise circus. I love hope sandovals voice
Women, what do you wear when at home with your bf?
>>33392974It's important, but not a deal breaker if his voice is meh.
>>33392983Thanks. So far it doesn't feel like it's been changing much. I'm trying to be less graphic, at least.
>>33392987I'm saying I resist the temptation of holding onto a guy purely for and via sex, but apparently that's not even a real option and I just incorrectly think sex is that important.
>>33392993:)
>>33392996100%
>>33392994in this order, thank you yt auto playlist
unfinished sympathy
teardrop
paradise circus
angel
risingson
dissolved girl
black milk
inertia creeps
voodoo in my blood
special cases
butterfly caught
man next door
>>33392997i like unfinished sympathy a lot.
>>33392998that one's in my top ten or sure
>>33393019What if it's shit
dammmit
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>>33393013Pic rel is an old one.
>>33393017Tshirt and shorts.
>>33393023Sexting is an option.
>>33393022dissolved girl n paradise circus r my fav!!
Rock is so cool I wish I could play guitar
>>33393029they're both really good.
>>33393017prob a tanktop n panties or shorts since its the middle of fuckass summer ヽ(`Д´)ノ
I feel the primal need to socialize.
Where can I talk to women, who are single.
>>33393030Just go climbing in the mountains.
>>33393006Almost every ritual posts for the last two years besides “women are my hobby” was me
>>33393030You have the time. Go practice right now.
>>33393002Ritual posts suck ass.
>>33393036I can't decide they're all equally shit
>>33393036Feels like none of them were memorable enough to leave an impression.
>>33393013people always tell me i look like julianne moore
>>33392452All the women like that are taken though
Messaging people online is so stressful. I feel like I either talk too much or or i go like fourteen hours between texts
How do people do it
Women, do you agree that you and your bf gotta hold on to what you've got, and that it doesn't make a difference if you make it or not, because you've got each other, and that's a lot for love? Are you willing to give it a shot?
>>33393040>>33393041>>33393043Looks like my work here is done then
>>33393039I tried to learn it but my gimp ass arm made some chords impossible to play. So I stopped after like 7 months. And my callouses never really developed.
>>33393024Can I cum in you a lot?
>>33393013constance wu bc she's asian !!
>>33393048Idk I always take like 10 or 20 minutes to think of a response. I think I'm cooked.
>>33392974Depends if he knows what to say.
>>33392998Right, that one was in The Matrix.
>>33393016>>33393022Queueing up Paradise Circus and Unfinished Sympathy. Hope they don't disappoint.
The scale says I'm up 25 lbs. I guess I better stop stepping on the scale with a boner.
>>33393052I hate jizz. So no.
>>33392910>Femanond what is your biggest complaint about the male dating pool?The men.
>>33393061What's wrong with jizz? It's natural and full of healthy protein.
>>33393050Hope you never come back.
>>33393063Yeah no shit. What about em.
>>33393059i think inertia creeps and risingson are also in my top ten. like the other anon said, mezzanine is so good.
>>33391423 (OP)Men,
Would you let a girl rim you or gently finger your butt?
>>33393014>what's your favorite part of anatomy?I dont think i got a fav. Nervous system and like sensory system is interesting but i never went too deep into any if it. Always preferred zoology and marine biology a lot more.
>>33393070The thought makes me uncomfortable.
>>33393075no she doesn’t delusional fucker
>>33393070Rim yes, finger no. She can go as deep as she wants with her tongue
>>33393059If you like her voice in paradise circus listen to Mazzy Star. Its an incredible band
>>33393070Depends on the girl. If it's someone I'd never see again in my life, I'd let her do both. I'm kind of curious as to what it would feel like, but I don't want consequences for finding out, so it would have to be someone I never, ever saw again.
>>33393064fucking disgusting
>>33393070If she's cute yes, if she's hot no
>>33393074oo both are good!! ya marine biology is prob my second fav
>>33393084>>33393076I eat lots of fruit and vegetables
>>33393082ugghhhhh roseblood is so good
>>33393091still grosss af
One time I saw a video of some cute girls having a pissing contest on some paved driveway, but they were wearing short skirts so you couldn't see anything. It was so fucking hot
>>33393079>>33393081I have definitive proof, kill yourselves
Women, would you cosplay as a Pokemon and let a man have sex with you while roleplaying as the mon?
Women.
What uhh, techniques do you use to try and heal mens hearts?
Surely there's an art.
Reveal your secrets.
>>33393087Fav marine animal? I love orcas.
>>33393092I think my fav is Into Dust
>>33392946Oh, dude, good luck.
They're something special. Will likely stab you.
>>33393101no you don’t nigger
>>33392946Aprender hablar Español
>>33393105>13 years agoit's been so long
https://youtu.be/86QvTlQ5ziY
>>33393105twinsies!!! ^ㅂ^
orcas r so goated best dolphins
>>33393101Damn you're a real catch.
>>33392933M. They're alright. I don't understand the hype for Black Parade.
>>33393102I guess so, if he'll do the roleplay I want sometime, too.
>>33393104being close with them, letting them yap about their interests n issues, not judging anything they do, n physical comfort if they want it
>>33393112orcas are scary
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_and_Starboard_(orcas)
>>33393115Women, what roleplay do you want your men to engage in with you?
Your gender + Do you have a patron deity?
>>33393120thats based not scary
>>33393123M; my patron goddess is my girlfriend, whom I worship however she demands
>been sick all weekend
>haven't eaten a full meal since Thursday
>have a headache
>ears stopped up
I'm having a really hard time. Be grateful for your health.
>>33393124YOU DONT GET IT
>>33393108Yes I do little faggot crab
>>33393113I am. I am the greatest thing that's ever happened to her and she's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
>>33393129>haven't eaten a full meal since ThursdayI need this. I need to be thin.
>>33393132why do you have that lol
>>33393110Didn't know this song was in a gears trailer that's surprising
>>33393112Yh they're super cool but also kinda cruel
>>33393120Yh its mad. I think theres a video of them killing a shark. It's insane. They also kill for fun sometimes.
>>33393137>I need this.You can have it.
>>33393140u know what other animal does that?
>>33393121Planation owner's son and slave roleplay.
>>33393143>u know what other animal does that?Which part killing sharks or killing for fun?
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>>33393147both (it's humans)
so odd how we list the things fauna do as cruel when we're so much worse
>>33393140i like it when videogames/trailers feature bands and composers you don't usually associate with them. it's just fun.
Women
If you're married, what does your wedding ring look like?
If you're not married, what does your wedding ring look like in your head?
>>33393102>Women, would you cosplay as a Pokemon and let a man have sex with you while roleplaying as the mon?Depends on the Pokémon
>>33393123>Do you have a patron deity?Selune, goddess of lesbians. And Talos, god of storms and destruction.
>>33393166>SeluneIs that supposed to be "Selene?"
>>33393155Yh i know humans destroy so much its so fucked.
>so odd how we list the things fauna do as cruel when we're so much worseTrue but hunting for sport is cruel doesn't matter what species does it. But yh overall nothing actually compares to humans all we do is destroy.
Also orca killing shark vid
https://youtu.be/3DkEePjRP04?si=H4_uo65L-DGP2b9i
>>33393159Yh its cool and unexpected
>>33393151Did I fucking stutter?
>>33391470Because I need to fix myself.
>moans your lawnakdjfjskdjdjd
>>33393007>revealed a lot about me, I think.Damnit.
Still setting me up for comments about you revealing yourself.
>>33391531Yes. And more. Regardless of race.
>>33393176Aren't you married?
>>33393134>I am the greatest thing that's ever happened to her and she's the greatest thing that's ever happened to medelusional
>>33391583Yes. Keep going. Make it a week.
>>33391586Yeah, I got bullied by short girls.
I took 5 of them at once on the playground and they couldn't wrangle me. Gave one girl two black eyes. She eventually got her uterus removed for being cancerous in not just personality.
>>33393164Not married
I’d take a gummy peach ring at this point
>>33393185The unstoppable blob...
I have found the perfect balance of drugs for being high without being geeked. This must be what Ambrosia was like for the Greeks.
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>>33393002M
Women are my hobby
Women, would you date a fat and balding?
The rest don’t do much for me
>>33393185Dude your like 5'8"
>>33391613I don't need it. *skitter*
Women,
How much do you care if a guy asks for your social media over your phone number?
Men, is it a red flag if she uses emacs instead of neovim? What if her emacs config file is over 5k lines of lisp?
>>33393186>I’d take a gummy peach ring at this pointThat's hardly your first choice though, is it?
Phrasing
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>>33393179Yes, and?
Settle down and lighten up.
I literally was posting the equivalent of pic related
>>33393070M
I have. It took me by surprise but it was okay. This was shortly after I lost my virginity so I still had trouble nutting. The finger in the booty didn’t help
>>33393200Does your wife know that you still talk to women in these threads about having sex with them?
>I wasn't doing that right nowBut you do still do that.
>>33393197Yes it's a red flag, it means that she spends more time configuring her editor than actually editing, she cares more about appearances than actual productivity. Same as it's a red flag to hop around between anything that isn't Fedora-based or Debian-based, since more time is spent configuring than on actual productivity.
>>33393205So, what does it look like?
>>33393217Something simple and low profile
I don’t really like jewelery I just want a husband
Women have you ever thought that if you and your bf didn't know eachother, and he was jacking of to naked girls online, and your video was on the suggested videos. He wouldn't even have clicked on your thumbnail?
>>33393213>she spends more time configuring her editor than actually editingIt's the emacs operating system—it comes with everything except a decent text editor.
>>33393170>Is that supposed to be "Selene?"No
>>33393222nag but that’s wild
I’ll hook up with a chick then go out of my way to find pornstars that look like her
>>33392946You could potentially be trading an generally likeable personality, an awesome body and passionate sex for the small chance of being stabbed at any one point. Not even joking.
With my ex I kept my keys and wallet in my pockets at home just in case she felt like fighting that day and I needed to dart out the door. Lol
do you think my vim skills would impress a girl?
>>33393223Em dash is not welcome on this website anymore, it is an AI shibboleth.
>>33393230I know how to use the hyphen, the en-dash, and the em-dash properly—and I refuse to give them up.
>>33393197Its a red flag because you wouldn't have time for anything because you're too busy 24/7 maintaining your emacs config
>>33393232Is there any difference other than appearance between em-dash and a semicolon?
>>33393197M
Idk what that nerd computer shit means
>>33393204No.
I also wantonly lust over women I see every day and I keep that myself and don't tell anyone.
If she farts in her sleep and it stinks, I don't tell her about that either.
Now answer me this: How long was the longest relationship you were ever in?
>>33393193Ehat creature is that and why does it hold humans hostage in chest cavity
Faces are weird. Humans are weird. Human faces are so weird.
Am I developing some neurological pathology?
>>33391612Black people think it's really funny when I say the N word in my high pitched girl voice. So maybe that one.
I really don't not like a lot of words. I'm trying hard to think of some but nothing is coming up rn.
>ai will make billions unemployed!!!
>For now majority of people let go were the women working bullshit HR jobs in day care for adults
:^)
>>33391423 (OP)Why am I such a sucker for women with fake lashes and lots of eye makeup?
>>33393239An em-dash can be used for aposiopesis or for embedding units of speech that are smaller than a clause, while the semicolon must connect two independent clauses.
>>33393239Yes, the em dash can be used in some situations where you would not use semicolons but you would use parentheses.
>>33393247Vscode it just werks even if it's slower
>>33393251Love slutty eyeliner
>Average woman
Femanons, have you ever touched a shota inappropriately before?
>>33393224Shart, the daughter of selune, was well known servicing dicks in name of shar
Not a good look for goddess of moonlight
>>33393256Whore levels of eyeliner make me so hard
>>33393164I have aphantasia.
>>33393251Because you’re a faggot that hates real females
>>33393264That checks out
>>33393264I always thought you more elephantine.
>>33393197What if she uses gedit?
>>33393273>>33393263Shes mine back the hell off
>>33393197The most feminine text editor is obviously Kate. Why don't more girls use that?
Men
Age
What’s the most romantic thing a woman has ever done for you?
>>33393280fffffffffffffffff
>>33393279*Plap plap plap plap*
>>33393279>>33393256All boyfriend free girls should take the goth pill
>>33393285M
23
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh burger
>>33393264Does that mean you have no idea about what you'd like your wedding ring to look like?
>>33393285M
45
A very long time ago, before most of you were born, a woman wrote me (with pen on paper, back when people still knew how to use those) a sonnet.
>>33393280Holy mother of anorexia, Batman!
>>33393289> Goth> Mastercard on on the back of her iPhoneShe's just a consumer.
>>33393164You mean engagement ring? It's pink and purple sapphires and white gold. My wedding band is going to be a simple silver band with a little decorative detail
>>33393299That's not anorexia, anon: that's what girls look like when they aren't stuffed with processed foods. She's healthy and not fat.
>>33393280my tongue belongs on that belly
>>33393301She can consume my penis anytime she wants
>>33393275Israel has killed more humans in a few years than sharks have killed humans in the entirety of human history and prehistory.
>>33393304I meant wedding ring. Or band if that's what you prefer.
What's the detail?
>>33393306Man I'm not even a woman and I still want you to kill yourself for writing that. Imagine that.
>>33393310I dont think theres debating that
>>33393164moid but if I ever get engaged I'd like to give her an engagement ring that stylistically includes her favorite animal
>>33391586I'm tall but I was never bullied by anyone growing up, teased by boys a lot but that's just how guys are at any age it seems
>>33393287*meat hooks you*
>>33393317What would that even look like?
>>33393310NTA
Would still rather be with an Israeli than a shark.
>>33393317Ok. Not what I asked though.
>>33393323Man have you ever met an Israeli woman? Not a Jewish woman, like an actual Israeli? They're fucking INSANE.
Men, would you rather have an immersive mancave with 16k HD and surround sound setup along with lights and rumbling effects or have a wife and kids?
>>33393328They hate Muslims, I also hate Muslims. I don't see the issue.
>>33393335Man cave never made men homicidal so that
Average women will inherit the world after the ashes of TND settle down.
>>33393325> Girl standing in front of cheap junk I don't need or want, talking without end, apparently trying to convince me to buy useless shit.Would not. She seems really fucking annoying.
>>33393335Wife and kids
Too bad that's unattainable because women are awful
This is the ideal male female relationship
>>33393335Mancave.
I'll choose the wife if we can skip the kids.
>>33393335Depends when. Right now mancave. In 10 years wife and kids
>>33393196I don't have public social media anymore because it was too much of a pain my butt, so as an adult I've much preferred being asked for my number
>>33393339That's Lynke Hiemstra, Dutch influencer (=saleslady).
>>33393260>Shart, the daughter of selune, was well known servicing dicks in name of sharShadowheart was not the daughter of Selûne, Dame Aylin is. Shadowheart was a Selunite child abducted and brainwashed by Sharrans because no one would ever believe in that dogshit they spew.
>>33393335wife and kids mancave sounds stupid
>>33393340You don't need a case or screen protector for your phone? Yes you do, but go ahead and lie if it makes you happy.
>>33393335Ill be honest with your right now
I look like hentai manga ugly bastard, i have exactly 2 hobbies i like doing, im boring, i almost never go out, i dont like social gatherings, im not rich, i dont even have good clothing sense
It would be hard for me to find someone who would even want to be in same room as me, not to mention have my kids.
So yes, videogames and coping with gym for rest of my life and no wife or kids.
Okay but how do I get a gf? What do I have to do?
State gender.
>>33393350Influencer (saleslady) (sells her body on yacht)
>>33393359M
What are you willing to do?
>>33393335Wife and kids. But I am not ready for fatherhood yet.
>>33393356>Yes you doThen why the fuck isn't that included with the phone?
>>33393345Bitch got some quads
She should put them to use and let me fuck those thighs
>>33393364>What are you willing to do?Be faithful.
Travel to meet.
Love and cherish her.
>>33393356I don't use either cases or screen protectors, and nothing has ever gone wrong.
Ok give me a timeline on how normies actually couple up and have sex these days?
You want to tell me people meet, feel attracted to eachother, have a date or two and then start having sweaty fluid exchanges from various orifices?
That sounds crazy to think about
>>33393369I meant what are you willing to do to meet women?
>>33393366We dont ask questions about planned obsolescence on a jewish owned imageboard sir
>>33393371I've never had more than two dates before getting at least a blowjob.
>>33393372Ask around 4chan for someone willing to give me a chance.
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>>33393375Oh fuck Moot was Jewish and the whole time, and his Japanese replacement was also Jewish? Does this mean that everyone on /pol/ is secretly Jewish?
>>33393371>and then start having sweaty fluid exchanges from various orifices?Hng
>>3339328527
Give me her raw authentic self without any hang ups or holding back
>>33393359>What do I have to do?
>>33393378don't call me a gentile
>>33393285She told me nice things but she didn't mean it.
Haven't had a woman do anything romantic for me otherwise.
>>33393311I guess have "band" drilled into my head by this point lol. Just a bit of texture and some minor little detailing that matches similar detailing on my engagement ring, and the inside will be engraved. I'm not going to stack them which most people seem to do
Women, why aren't you sitting in your bf's lap getting foreheads right now?
>>33393382How did you know it was authentic
Damn we’re still going tonight.
Sorry ladies, Pokemon time now
>>33393376So as a sex haver, how do you go about it?
Because my problem is i get dates sometimes but i dont push for kissing / sex and they assume im like gay or something and lose interest
Worst part is im actually attracted to the girls i end up going on dates with
>>33393393Nothing logic, just a feeling. That intimacy is something I’ve treasured since I felt it
>>33393359Snatch her from the Walmart parking lot
>>33393397What generation and who are you picking?
>>33393400The Hunting Grounds
>>33393389>sitting in your bf's lap getting foreheadsUm...
>>33393398At some point it just seems right to kiss her, and you do. Things devolve from there.
M or F
Would you get back with an ex?
>>33393389>>33393404forehead kisses
sorry
I am very lonely. I don't like it. I wish I had someone to talk to.
>>33393375Are you sure you know what obsolescence means
>>33393406Probably, if he contacted me.
>>33393398That reminds me
>go out with a girl>she looked better in the pics and irl had acne scars on her cheeks>lots of awkward moments where we could have kissed but I was put off by her acne>she got kinda mad at the end of the date>I was happy to go home and gave her a half hug
>>33393399How long have you been together?
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>>33393408That will be 50 cents
Femanons what would you do if i was in your sink?
>>33393366Some people want leather cases, some people want fake leather cases, some people want fabric cases, some people want silicon cases.
Some people want just a back case, some people want a folio case with credit card slots, some people want a case with a battery built into it.
You have more options when your accessories aren't bundled.
>>33393389I have enough foreheads and I'm lazing around while he does a bit of work
>ywn have your face pushed into her exposed belly when shes sitting, blowing air into her bare skin making a farting noise with her skin and making her giggle
>You will never have her face close to yours, sleeping and feeling secure next to you
>You will never fall asleep togheter while still holding eachother in a big hug
>You will never hold her by arm walking togheter, with other women feeling jealous
>You will never come back home after a workout at gym and have sex right after
Im going to kill myself
my music chart for this month is changing too rapidly but i don't want to keep adding more albums to it
>>33393402NTA, but today was Quaxly Community Day in Pokemon Go. Do you not Pokemon Go to the polls?
>>33393408Because my butt is too big.
>>33393412Who dumped who and when was the last time you spoke?
>>33393421you will have some of that
>>33393421Don't kill yourself, but stop gooning and get some new hobbies.
>>33393423Oh god now I feel old. My brother and I joined the first summer.
>>33393418And the screen protector?
>>33393426NTA but
>you spokeSpake*
>>33393413>Cold approach a girl at gym>Shes a pretty cute blonde with FAT ass>At first she seems to not like my presence at all, has a bitchy face>Say bye and leave>Next time i see her, shes way more chatty and smiling a lot>End up talking more>End up going for a spontaneous food date>Gave her a hug and leftI swear to god im too autistic to get laid
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I'm finally going to call a doctor tomorrow.
>>33393414It was 6 months. We’re broken up now
>>33393421Why can't women look like this?
>>33393435wtf is that some sort of prosthesis ?
>>33393421I don’t see the appeal of sweaty times after gym.
>>33393430A kilometer walked is still a kilometer walked, regardless of whether you walk it in 2016 or 2025.
>>33393432Yeah, I got no explanation for that. Burn down Apple and Google and Samsung, kill them all.
I want to peel off my skin.
I want to stab myself and let my guts fall out.
I hate myself.
>>33393446There are too many left to catch meow.
>>33393418They throw them in for free sometimes.
Mine costed like 2 dollars.
>>33393417Turn on the garbage disposal
>>33393440Idk but saw a girl at gym recently with pretty nice body, on thicker side and she was glistening with sweat all over, especially that she was showing quite a lot of skin with her tiny sports bra on, and it was sexy as hell
https://streamable.com/dtcdop
And i know for a fact some women totally get off on thought of fresh sweat on men too
>>33393439It's an abutment for a bone anchored hearing aid. I think it's a little infected. I've also been sick all weekend, and I don't think it's related, but just for my peace of mind I'm going to get in to see someone. I hate having to call in and take time off work but I'm going to.
>>33393426He dumped, me a few years ago
Moids, where should I go to dinner with my married male bestie? His wife and child are vacationing with far family. No I will not be making any moves on him at all.
>>33393457ahh, yeah definitely see the doc. take care
>>33393453nooooooooooo my foreskin got caught into the blades nooooooo
Turn it off Now!!!!
>>33393421This is too claustrophobic and stinky, I can barely breath just reading it
>>33393451I don't play it to catch them all, I play it to burn calories. I might collect all of Kanto by the end of this year, or I might not, depends what they serve up for free (since I won't be a paypig).
You probably get more exercise than I do so you don't need to w a l k like I do.
>>33393433Okay Freddy, calm down
>>33393438Because Nagatoro is a idealized version of a female form
>>33393461Someplace not romantic but still lively, like Waffle House.
My personality is obscure memes from a pajeeti street shitting forum
How do i stop being cringe?
>>33393461Nam, leave him alone and take care of your fucking children ffs
>>33393458Interesting... but you wouldn't reach out to him? Why?
uuuuuuuuuuugh it's so peak
https://youtu.be/w3mn7EC-skg
>>33393462Thank you. I've felt pretty rotten and hopeless lately.
>>33393435You never went to the doctor? You promised you would like...how many weeks ago? Not funny anon, get your butt over there and get that looked at
>>33393467My legs were sore from yesterday so I took the day off. I switched to the Pikmin game because pokemans was sucking me money.
>>33393436Oh, what happened?
>>33393265The fuck is wrong with you
>>33393478The thing is that it started getting better right after that so I figured it was okay. It's gotten minor infections before and always been okay. This time it's hanging on though. I just feel so bad.
>>33393463How do I crank this thing up higher?
>>33393479>sucking me moneyI haven't played a mainline Pokemon since Platinum. Do they have microtransactions now?
And yes, I will play BW and BW2 eventually, I swear, I just need you to give me more time.
>>33393486Different goals, diverging paths
>>33393472But that's breakfast food.
So maybe olive garden? That place sucks enough to not be romantic, right?
>>33393489Aaaahhhhh
Me foreskin
>>33393485I just assume everything posted by some Literally Who bluecheck is just engagement-farming ragebait these days.
It's kind of sad, people on 4chan ragebait for the love of the game, they do it for money.
>>33393345Peak is 5'11 submissive girl and her 5'7 dom buff bf who she rims
>>33393406yes i would. i think the measure to if getting back to an ex is a good idea is how much love there was. i loved them so much and still do.
>>33393485What has ol musky done now?
>>33393406M
No, not healthy relationship and she's gotten fatter
>>33393491What were the different goals?
Be the reason someone smiles today!
>>33393497Peak is 4'10 latina with smug face and flat chest and her 6'3 bf (me) who she tries to bully but she gets ruthlessly plapped instead, she knows it will happen everytime she tries, so she ends up doing it on purpose all the time
>>33393502We were in different places in life. I have to get my shit together to even consider a serious relationship
>>33393485She's right but I'm not here for the cartoons, honestly a 4chan without any anime whatsoever would be fantastic
>>33393417pour down grease and run cold water
>>33393516230 to like 250 probably. I was at a low point. I've only seen 1 pic of her in 3 years
>>33393475I dont want to get ignored and for him to say to leave him alone.
>>33393510What does that mean, different places in life? Were you homeless?
>>33393488Please go get it looked at and let us know how it went. Don't feel guilty, we all let things slip sometimes. Just focus your energy on actually getting to the doctor no matter what
Women, do you want a gay husband?
>guys be like
>I would like to cuddle, hold hands, have romantic sex
>Girls be like
>I want him to punch my belly, ram his cock down my throat till his cum goes through my nostrils, bash my head into mattress
Why are w*men like this
>>33393525Sexuality is not determined by personality.
>>33393525I bet that if you search this niggas computer you will find CP in there
Like that other self proclaimed male feminist
>>33393514That made me smile
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Hello male anons
hmm
she unfollowed my spotify playlist very recently, like almost 7 months post her cutting contact. didn't unfollow me, though. wonder what that's about? a part of me is disappointed with myself that i even noticed rofl
>>33393524Okay I will. My mom said she'd drive me tomorrow if I didn't feel like driving myself. I'm trying not to worry because I really think I'm going to be okay. I just hate dealing with all this stuff. Also my one functioning ear is stopped up right now which is really frustrating. Just major frustration I'm dealing with currently.
>>33393521I was broke, yeah. Had no job, no education
>>33393529He's got an apu as a profile pic and you think he's a real feminist?
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>>33393538I’m curious how you met or got together in the first place? I know a few women who are the breadwinners for their boyfriends
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>>33393527I think about that too, men are only romantic creatures left
I'm thinking of finally getting into a somewhat decent shape and subscribe to a gym.
State gender:
As a guy, can you tell me some good gym etiquette to follow? I specifically am curious about women's opinions on this one, obviously.
>>33393541i know! it at least didn't leave me feeling bad for hours, so that's progress, right?
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>>33393555my, what a hairy labia you have!
>>33393527>>33393550Speak for yourselves, I wa m t a chick that'll worship my cock and clean my asshole with her tongue
>>33393561but u have to be a midget to fit in my sink n i don't like men shorter than me :c
>>33393565myao, we could live happily ever after but my peepee is only average sized and you HATE that, you HATE it :(
>>33393565whats your height
>>33393565>i don't like men shorter than meWe know.
No woman likes men shorter than her.
>>33393566hey when did i say i hated it??
(what's the average ? 3 inchish?)
>>33393568They're awful, manipulative, narcissistic, unfeeling things.
>>33393564One man's trash is another man's trash that he loves to keep in his bedroom.
>>33393582Seems that way.
Men do you like being cut/uncut or is it just neutral to you?
>>33393580hi valk !!!!
did u eat dinner yet ?
>>33393585I'd prefer to be uncut but it doesn't bother me that much.
>>33393519A little bit of courage could potentially go a long way. I hope it works out for you in the end
>>33393585I had a little cut because of bad phimosis, but I think that's the best of both worlds
>>33393575are you trying AGAIN to figure out my dick length? naughty!
weren't you saying a few days ago that you prefer larger dicks? i recall your minimum being 6.5". (average is 5.5ish" iirc)
UKanons, why aren't you at Swingathon to get laid?
>>33393585Neutral. I think it's wrong to cut, but it's a small wrong in the grand scheme of things, and it's weird when some people turn their opinion on this into a personality trait.
>>33393585I wish jews didnt steal my foreskin so i could experience what its like to have a fully sensitive dickhead
>>33393583am i awful, manipulative, narcissistic, n unfeeling too?
>>33393536I know what you mean, going to the doctor is never fun and I'm a huge procrastinator myself. Maybe you should take your mom up on her offer, it will force you to commit to going and it might make the whole thing easier. Would you be able to get your other ear looked at too? Just think, you'll be feeling better very soon, once you've got the issues treated
>>33393602You wouldn't have a name and identity on 4chan if you weren't narcissistic.
>>33393588Yeah, I had gluten free pizza. It was kinda shit, but I'll eat it anyway. Also this non dairy ranch is very dill and acid heavy and it's jarring.
>>33393552I'd really like an answer to this.
>>33393595nooo weren't we talking about height then????? also no for that, talking to someone 6'5 would hurt my neck ㅠㅠ
what the helly why is the average 5.5 i thought it was like 4. anything above 4.5 inch is good so u pass!!!
>>33393602The first three, almost certainly. The last one, probably but it's hard to say definitively with a narcissistic manipulator.
>>33393594When did you get it cut? Did the phimosis hurt?
>>33393591Why would you prefer uncut?
>>33393606but im empathetic :c
>>33392886Wouldn't he probably also be using a ring?
>>33392925They usually look kinda bad but I saw a good one once and now I really want one
>>33393619Let's remove the e and the m.
>>33393607damn how did they fuck up pizza AND ranch
>>33393604I will take her up on her offer. I'd also prefer not to be alone. I think everything is going to be okay, but still. Tomorrow morning I'll call in sick at work, and then I'll call to try and get an appointment at my regular doctor or at urgent care. If this thing is a real problem, then I'll be glad to finally have it looked at soon.
Going from a gf with huge tits to small tits is hell
>>33393597Wtf is wrong with this country why is this a thing
>>33393622>but i pathtic :cyou're a fuckin idiot anon, like a real retard, maybe the first recorded case of africanized autism
>>33393617Hmm. I was a child, Normally you can just use hot water in the shower and peel it back but weeks of that wasn't working for me and it was really painful, like that feeling you get if you've ever cut off the blood to a finger on purpose. Luckily they just snipped enough to solve the problem and didn't fully circumcise me, so I still have a foreskin, it just doesn't cover the entire thing
Is it true all gay people have been molested?
>>33393617Uncut dicks are usually more hydrated, which means they're usually more sensitive as well.
>>33391423 (OP)Build a woman
Pick 1
Hot
Cute
Pick 1
Thicc
Slim
Athletic
Chubby in the right way
Pick 2
Nice boobs
Nice ass
Tight wet pussy
Sexy voice
Nice legs
Clear skin
Nice eyes
Pick 2
Good sense of humor
Same hobbies
Liked by family and friends
Great cook
Likes doing household chores
Friends like you
Has a hot aesthetic
Pick 1
Fantastic head
Initiates sex often
Willing to do anything in bed
Dominant
Pick 1
Spends more money than average
Only wants sex 2 times a week
Unemployed
Rude to strangers
Whiney
are you still a virgin if you fuck a femboy?
>>33393635Uh oh, stinky, someone's having a bad day.
>>33393639Do you feel like you have low sensitivity?
>>33393585I like being cut but sometimes I wish I had foreskin so a chick could stick her tongue in it
>>33393565Yh idk i just like that meme and im in a retarded mood because i cant sleep. Also how tall are you?
>>33393585I like being cut because I don't have to deal with dick cheese
>You can just washI don't believe most men are hygienic enough for that
>>33393611well great now my peepee is myao approved but now we can't live happily evee after because you'd strain your neck having to look up at me. there is no winning, it seems
>>33393640Too few personality perks, I'll pass.
>>33393630I knew he was thinking this about me.
>>33393639NTA
>Uncut dicks are usually more hydrated, which means they're usually more sensitive as well.Anon...I don't know who told you that but, smegma doesn't make the dick more hydrated.
>>33393647Some parts are very sensitive, but other parts have little sensation.
>>33393649above the 4s and below 5'4
pls no bullying im so tired of getting called 4'11
>>33393650>I don't believe most men are hygienic enough for thatWe live in a society where a significant number of men don't even wipe their asses after pooping because it makes them feel "gay".
>>33393660wtf, is that an american thing
>>33393629Yeah if your doctor can't fit you in then definitely go to urgent care. Hope it all goes smoothly anon and that you're feeling better very soon. Let us know how it goes
>>33393654VAT HOW TALL ARE YOU
>>33393659How old are you? Is all hope of getting taller already lost?
>>33393659aaaaaaa i want to put you on my shelf
>>33393650>>33393660no hate but that's actually disgusting
Men do you feel gay when you wipe your ass
>>33393669so gay I do it twice
>>33393661Any culture with heavy emphasis on machismo, so slavs too.
>>33393630Pretty much every single one of my ex bf's. I hope it wasn't too bad for them or that if nothing else I taught them how to endure suffering
>>33393669usually i just feel gay when i'm poking my prostate with something, usually it wears off once i am done though
>>33393666iiiiiin between that range..?
yes it's hopeless I've been doomed for all eternity v.v
>>33393663Thank you. I appreciate it. I think the human body is very resilient, and I try to comfort myself by thinking of how a lot of the time things aren't as bad as you're afraid they are, but it's still good to get it looked at, and since I'm going to call in sick for work anyway, it's a good time to get it taken care of.
>>33393669I've compartmentalized myself to allow wiping as long as I don't own a bidet. Now that's gay.
>>33393672>spanish word and cultural phenomenon >it’s the slavsSay more retarded shit it’s great
>>33393668It's part of the reason I could not give less of a shit about other guys who whine about circumcision
>>33393659Do you get mad if someone calls you cute because of your height?
>>33393675>iiiiiin between that range..?What does that mean?
>>33393669I even use those moist wipes
>>33393660That cant be real. I just cannot believe people can be this retarded
>>33393640Cute
Slim (unless that means anorexic, in which case I'd pick athletic)
Nice legs and clear skin
Good sense of humor and same hobbies
Initiates often
Unemployed
>>33393640Hot
Athletic
Tight pussy
Nice ass
Humor
Cooking
Fantastic head
Rude to strangers
^the perfect woman
>>33393679Oh excuse me, Mr. Slav, there must be some other reason you smell bad.
>>33393678Id rather he own a bidet than just wipe desu
>>33393669No, as an American male owner of many firearms, I only feel gay when I take cock up my ass. Wiping is a non-issue. In fact, I rather enjoy wiping with an ultra-soft, quilted luxury tissue.
>>33393667noo this is a hate crime !!
pls ill die of fall damage if i fall off and i require constant care n shaded sunlight n periodic watering to thrive
>>33393657It keeps the head from rubbing against the fabric of your clothes all the time.
>>33393669So gay i even use wet wipes
Men, how do you think a woman turns into a Karen?
europeans should shower more
>>33393698The barista gets her order wrong. The line is crossed and vengeance must be had.
>>33393696Okay, but whoever the fuck told you that smegma is good because it keeps the dick hydrated was trolling you.
>>33393698Because they get what they want
I'm a male, but sometimes I put my feet together in footjob position, and I think that has a very nice look to it. I now want a girl to give me a footjob very badly.
>>33393680what do they have to be mad for lol
>>33393681if they say that from my height that's not horrible but i get more pissed if they use me to lean on or pick me up
>>33393640Cute
Athletic
Nice boobs
Nice eyes
Good sense of humor
Same hobbies
Initiates sex often
Only wants sex 2 times a week
>>333936646'3"
>>33393695hey who said i wasn't gonna water you on my shelf? i will water you. i will light you. i will mix you into my pasta sauce. dry you, crumble you. mmmmmm.
Are we really talking about poopy butts again
>>33393707>get more pissed if they use me to lean on or pick me upYh i can see how that would be super annoying
Women, my gf saved the first flowers I gave her, dried them, and is keeping them for our wedding day. Does she actually like me, or is she just using me?
Femanons why are you fat? Dont you want to look good? Stop eating so much ice cream.
>>33393707If I were a tiny man I sure hope gigantic women would lean on me or pick me up. We truly live in a society.
>>33393682oh sorry i thought u were the same anon that asked for my height
young, still an adult (not saying my real age cuz i don't wanna get doxxed)
>>33393717it's all an act. if you look at her hands when she thinks you aren't paying attention, you'll see her flash signs at the cameras.
>>33393717that's not liking u, she loooooooves u aww
>>33393717Very sweet. What is she planning to do with them on your wedding day?
>>33393720Guarding your privacy is a good thing but I don't think it's possible to doxx you from your age.
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>>33393648Ewww, there have to be so many gross things in there
Why are the younger, more fertile girls also more retarded? Why would god add this debuff? </3
>>33393716>>33393719the leaning on part hurts :c and the picking up stuff is scary like what if they drop u on the cold hard floor??
>>33393718I've eaten more ice cream in the past two weeks than I have in my entire life. I don't even like ice cream that much normally. I don't know what's wrong with me
>>33393717Did she also save the receipt? Your credit card information is on that receipt. Lock your accounts down now before she gets to them, LOCK THEM DOWN!
>>33393717That's so sweet. She likes you.
>>33393729All the same flavors or are you branching out into new varieties?
>>33393725idk maybe if they're really really smart they could
>>33393726This is my favorite reaction cat
>>33393718im not fat!! i look good!!! leave my corn icecream alone sir
>>33393585Im proud of having that skin flap.
Ill flex it anywhere i go.
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>>33393737Thanks it’s my favorite too
I like this one too
>>333937126'3??? still too tall but if i stand on a pedestal at all times maybe we could make it work
are u... mayhaps hungry...?
>>33393728The dropping part would depend on how tall the person picking you up is. Like I'm 5'11 i doubt i could drop you from a height that's damaging unless its from the edge of a cliff kek
>>33393640>Cute (hot can be achieved through exercise)>Athletic (best foundation) >Tight wet pussy (no explanation needed)>Nice eyes (adds to cute look)>Good sense of humor (underrated in women imo)>Same hobbies (gym!)>Fantastic head (no explanation needed)>Spends more money than average (not such a bad thing. High paying job and desu I'm used to it from Asian women lol)It pained me not choosing nice ass. If I chose athletic build, it makes sense I could talk her into joining me at the gym.. right?
>>33393640Cute
Free choice, all good
Nice ass, nice legs
Good sense of humour, likes doing household chores
Initiates sex often
Rude to strangers
What do i win
>>33393406>Would you get back with an ex?F
I have, and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made.
>>33393552>can you tell me some good gym etiquette to follow?F
The big ones are:
1. Always wipe down your equipment.
2. Repack your weights.
3. Always keep at least one machine gap between others when on the cardio machines, just like urinals.
4. Don't openly stare at people. Most people don't mind looking.
5. Try not to be too obnoxious, no matter how hard you're going.
>>33393597>they're all uglySwinging isn't gross. Swingers are gross.
>>33393640F
Hot
Athletic
Nice ass and sexy voice
Humor and aesthetic
Anything in bed
Spends more money
>>33393718>Femanons why are you fat?I'm like 19% body fat and I eat whatever I want. If you're fat, it's a skill issue.
>>33393718I’ve had ice cream like two times in the past year
I want what Kim And Jimmy had
>>33393743mf you're too short, i'm not too tall -_-#
uh...i-i mean baby, when you're with me, you're always put on a pedestal
>>33393733It's embarrassing to admit but the same flavour for the past two weeks. It's called "Loads of Chocolatey Caramel Treats"
Femanons, your ass is not fat enough.
Do some squats.
>>33393222No, this exact thought hasn’t crossed my mind, but a similar one has: we like to believe that the connection between a couple is unique, almost like a celestial event where two souls unite and harmony is created in the universe, or some other romantic myth about love and compatibility. But I think we’re at the mercy of long determined probabilities; it’s random, yet not entirely random. So someone I met could have just as easily met someone else and lived a completely different life, and the fact that he met me doesn’t mean we’re special. The number of divorces and how ugly they get prove this; I’m sure those couples also believed they were special, that there was something unique between them, but it turns out there wasn’t.
>>33393724I don't know. That's another reason for suspicion.
>>33393730I paid cash for an entrance ticket to a tulip festival, where we picked a bucket-full together in the spring sunshine.
>>33393744i have no bones i have a very fragile exoskeleton i WILL break from a drop of two feet
>>33393749Having sexual relations with someone other than your committed romantic partner is gross
>>33393749Korrasamiposter, why do you keep posting korrasami? I think most anons here refuse to watch LoK
>>33393656How big are yours anon?
>>33393755>Femanons, your ass is not fat enough.>Do some squats.This is literally the most offensive thing anyone has ever said to me
>>33393701>>33393703You are asked to fix a Karen, how do you go about this?
Women who AREN'T into femdom:
If you were bigger than men, would you lean on men or pick them up for fun, the same way men currently do for smaller women?
>>33393625It's bullshit my aunt bought thinking my grandmother would willingly eat it on her own. But now I have to eat it because she's retarded and stock up on things I actually know she enjoys and eats frequently because I spend (and have spent) the most time with her. [Because I do love her]
>>33393222NAG
I'd be willing to click on any video provided the woman isn't gross, it doesn't involve any gross stuff, and the woman isn't fucking a brown or black man
Do tight pussies really matter that much to men?
>>33393761>I think most anons here refuse to watch LoKI watched the first season before dropping it because I saw the juice wasn't worth the squeeze.
>>33393763well, get to work
>>33393753die
it's so weird how everyone calls me short bc they're tall but im average height for my country?? why is my country backstabbing me like this
>>33393766Oh, then why did you respond with?
>I knew he was thinking this about me.
>>33393779Because they were too small for him
>>33393763Hit the gym flatty.
>>33393778>but im average height for my country??Fifty years ago, maybe. Even North Korean women are taller than you now.
>>33393769does the aunt not know ?
>>33393767Why should I fix Karen? I picked rude to strangers on the build a woman post
My entire life has been a delusion
>>33393774Men really need to not death grip. Because female arousal means expanding, not contracting.
>>33393755I don't want to be fat, that's one of the reasons why I exercise in the first place
>>33393778myao i call you short because i'm pretty sure when you get mad or flustered, your voice gets squeeky, and also because around me, you are at high risk of being sat on and mushed. and then you'll be even teensier lmao
>oh anon dont worry about it once you get past 30 your testosterone will go down and you wont be horny all the time
>Almost 33, still horny all the time
I blame exercise and not using alcohol or drugs
>>33393761>Korrasamiposter, why do you keep posting korrasami?They remind me of my fiancée and I in various ways.
>>33393777>well, get to workI have the biggest ass here in relation to body mass.
>>33393783>Hit the gym flatty.I have hit my natural potential in regards to glute gains for my size/weight. My only other options would be putting on more weight or taking gear.
>>33393797>Brags about her glute developmentUhmmm, are you single perchance
Straight femanons, do you like sexy women?
>>33393758>very fragile exoskeleton Didn't know you were an insect
>>33393795Fuck man, that really does SUCK. Your rock-hard, FAT old man COCK is really pissing me off right now! FUCK
>>33393784average height for women in my country is 5'3 :c
>>33393798You got hit hard by the illiteracy stick, I see.
No it’s so fucking over lol
>>33393785No. Not even staples. Or the ancient cook book that she has full of great stuff. Or even considering the way she eats. She's more modern a woman than I am. She grew up with her, ffs. And there's olives in the fridge... which we've known grandma is allergic to for years now...
>>33393803Go talk to your therapist, babe.
>>33393786Anon, Karen isn't the English equivalent of Tsundere
Everyone at the bars in my town are in groups of at least 4 other people, how do I make friends?
Pretty girls don’t experience this. They are never alone
>>33393640Cute
Athletic
Sexy Voice
Nice Boobs
Good sense of humor
Great cook
Does willing to do anything in bed mean that we can have sex often and she can be dominant?
Does unemployed mean she makes money from her own thing but doesn't work for someone else, or no income whatsoever?
>>33393804It could be worse. Average height for women in Philippines is like 4'11
>>33393799You really like asking questions that no femanon likes answering, eh?
>>33393805Im just an ESL
I do speak 3 languages though
>>33393698jaded once they aren't pretty anymore and men aren't bending over backwards for them anymore, plus the general accumulated bullshit of life wearing them down
>>33393794>you come home from a long day of doing something>tired>u sit down at a chair not thinking and hear a crunch>u frantically stand up and turn around to see a crushed myao beneath your fatass>glitter and pink bug goo is all that is left of me
>>33393798>Uhmmm, are you single perchanceI'm not
>>33393799Does anyone from /soc/ remember a redhead woman from the Appalachian region that used to post in some of the threads? I think she was pretty regular in the chart threads. She used Red Sonja in her chart and I just randomly remembered her.
>>33393803>FUCKyou wish!
Also 33 is not that old ok... Still relatively fresh and firm.
Like a day old green cucumber
>>33393818>I do speak 3 languages thoughKorrasami poster speaks 4... and her post says "fiancee".
>>33393752based and bcspilled
M or F?
>>33393824>Korrasami poster speaks 4Someone knows my lore
>>33393819Then what makes a male Karen?
>>33393830I try not to drop it too often because lore is cringe... but this time I couldn't resist.
>>33393801*skitter skitter* *antennae twitching* chirp chirp chirp
>>33393822How do i seduce a gymrat girl who religiously does hipthrusts at my gym
She has big glasses on all the time and i think she cant see shit without them so its my chance for her to not see that im ugly
She smiled to me before but seems always pretty focused on exercise.
She also has unholy shelf that shows even in baggy sweatpants
>>33393801You didn't know Koreans are bug people?
>>33393807man what a retard
no hate on her but shit like that makes me mad i love the elderly
>>33393831That's not really a thing, they just call them assholes
>>33393820never!! i grew up with a cat that was obsessed with being my shadow, i have a second set of eyes down there to stop this kind of thing from happening. one eye for each cheek just like a face btw
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>>33393843Nope, the term is used
My boyfriend texted me asking how my day was. I said "depressing" and all he said in reply was :( and then nothing else
He is not a good texter/rarely talks to me online. My father died 2 weeks ago for context, and I've been cleaning out his house (hoarder) although even aside from that I've always been an unhappy person and rarely feel ok
Could see BFs game status was playing path of exile like usual. After about ten minutes I said "Why do you even bother asking me?"
Was I wrong?
>>33393844wowie do u breathe out the bootyhole that's so cool
>>33393848No hes being a dick
>>33393774No my dick is so big i cant fit
Ive nearly broken it a few times when it bends and doesnt fit
>>33393835What kinda insect are you?
IMG_1690
md5: 91690315fe79af5279361bbc1146fa2d
🔍
>>33393846-ack
>>33393848Poe is very easy to sink in 3 hours of life without blinking.
Luckily these days we have a pause feature!
Idk what further advice i can give you, but maybe he felt that you dont feel like talking
>>33393848How old are you and your boyfriend? The answer changes whether I'll think you should appreciate your bf's good intentions or whether you should resent his poor performance.
Also, I know that feel, Dead Boomer Hoarder Pride.
>>33393836>How do i seduce a gymrat girl who religiously does hipthrusts at my gymWait until after her sets, when she's clearing the weight, then go over and compliment her and maybe help her clear the weight. Unless you're Rain Man level autistic, you should be able to tell whether your compliment and help is appreciated or not.
>>33393867I'm sorry, he should know better by now.
>>33393855rolly polly
mmmm maybe millipede
>>33393860STTPPP LEAVe ME ALOEN
>>33393841Yeah. Now I get to eat olives, I guess, and the rest of this weird stuff. While slowly gathering things I know are useful and at her ability level, and what she does like. Like raspberry filled doughnuts :3 I knew she'd like those. I got those with my kk the other day. She ate one on her own today. She's getting better thank god. ;u;
>>33393848You got one of those low emotional intelligence bfs
I'm sorry, I don't know if he can be fixed
>>33393867How serious is your relationship?
>>33393888yaaay!! everyone loves donuts c:
>>33393848"Yeah, I don't blame you for feeling that way. Tell you what, I'm coming over and bringing you [that snack you like], but is there anything else I can do for you right now?"
>>33393244That’s Garfield and he hates mondays
>>33393910Its very serious, yet I still feel lonely and unfulfilled
I told him earlier this week that I feel lonely because we have no common hobbies and he won't try anything I'd like to do, which resulted in much crying and him getting very upset that I gave an ultimatum and that my love is "conditional"
If this relationship does end I am done with men for good I swear to fucking god.
>>33393927Its 10pm here I don't expect him to come over, just wish he'd talk to me a little
>>33393933>Its 10pm here I don't expect him to come over, just wish he'd talk to me a littleHe had all day to care.
>>33393933You're both 37 and in a serious relationship but you don't live together and he's playing video games and not helping you clean out your dad's place? And you're complaining to your bf about not sharing hobbies a week after your dad died?
>>33393933Has he replied to your text yet?
>>33393960>And you're complaining to your bf about not sharing hobbies a week after your dad died?Dude, fuck off. It's not your place to judge how her relationship with her father. You don't know. Besides, complaining about not sharing hobbies could just mean she wantsto spend more time with her bf because she feels alone and needs distraction.
I bet you thought this was a mature thing to say, but it lacks empathy.
>>33393518Was she always overweight?
I just knocked out 45 days worth of paperwork in one night while watching anime. I think I can apply a similar strategy to my writing. This might be a good turning point.
>>33393848Seems like he doesn't have any idea how to respond to a deeper emotional conversation. My friend is the same way and awkwardly disengaged when a girl he was dating started crying over the phone. He didn't know what to say so he said almost nothing.
Similarly, I had issues where I didn't consider how the listener might take what I said. If I was tired, I let myself respond banally and without investment, even when I did care.
When someone I cared about was in a burning building, I cracked a joke about their neighbors burning to death and reminded them to take their phone charger before evacuating. I was concerned but I didn't know how to articulate it. So I didn't. It didn't occur to me that they'd appreciate the concern.
tl;dr: boys can be stupid.
You weren't wrong to be bothered but your question was wrong.
You know why he asked and your question was intended to lash out at his disregard for you and your feelings. But lashing out likely is not what you wanted and wouldn't get you what you wanted.
What you likely wanted was to address that your bf was responding to your feelings with a dismissive emoji and playing vidya.
NGL, I still have to remind myself not to be that kind of ass at times. But I learned only after understanding what I was doing and why.
>>33394241Work. Documenting the work orders, requisitions, invoices, and payroll for the team I lead to sexually satisfy anon's mom. You know. The usual.