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Anonymous No.33393842 >>33394919 >>33394969 >>33395214 >>33395363
atoga - Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
Last Time: >>33391423
Anonymous No.33393856
First for women suck
Anonymous No.33393858 >>33393869
My cock is huge
Ama
Anonymous No.33393859
Shalom goyim. Now bend over.
Anonymous No.33393862
I could fix pretty guys and girls ITT with my cock
Anonymous No.33393865 >>33393897
I am the Guardian of Femanons. I will defend their honor from the transgressions of male anons.
Anonymous No.33393868 >>33395599
Sex therapy for femanon from anon.

And by sex therapy i mean we fuck until we both cant walk only to do it again next day.
Anonymous No.33393869 >>33393873
>>33393858
How do you stop it getting scratched by the pavement
Anonymous No.33393871 >>33393893
>>33393849
sorry myao i actually ran out of bits :(
>>33393851
>Ick
yes, anon? please share your thoughts with the class
Anonymous No.33393872 >>33393876 >>33393878 >>33393884
I just want a boyfriend but also I don’t even want it anymore. I don’t think I’d know what to do if I got it. And it’s too late anyway
Anonymous No.33393873 >>33393951
>>33393869
I have a cock goblin that runs between my legs and holds it for me
Anonymous No.33393876 >>33393880
>>33393872
I feel that, but the other direction
Anonymous No.33393878 >>33393914
>>33393872
You could easily get one if that was true.
Anonymous No.33393880
>>33393876
Isnt it awful
Anonymous No.33393884 >>33393914
>>33393872
Either you are a slut who wont settle down or a whore with standards that are too high
Find a guy whos good enough and date him
Anonymous No.33393889 >>33393902 >>33394798
Is it even possible for men not to coom from sex when they want to?
Anonymous No.33393891 >>33393896 >>33393898 >>33393912 >>33393931 >>33393942 >>33393955 >>33394329
The female mind remains an enigma to me. Could one of the biological females here help shed some light on to why this woman finds these stickers so appealing? Are there women who are actually into tying dudes up, or is this some fujo thing where she's imagining them getting tied up and fucked by other dudes?
myao No.33393893 >>33393926
>>33393871
wwwww what

did u sell them??? anon no :c
Anonymous No.33393896
>>33393891
This woman is autistic and retarded
Not surprising since they're all like that
BlueValkyrie No.33393897
>>33393865
Fr? No cap?
Anonymous No.33393898 >>33393901 >>33393949
>>33393891
People are all different including women
Anonymous No.33393899 >>33393903 >>33393904 >>33393907
Anons sometimes on TikTok I find screenshots TTS readings of 4chan threads talking about food stuff like food opinions

What board is this?? I don’t think there’s a food board
Anonymous No.33393901 >>33393905
>>33393898
I was ensured that dominant women do not exist.
Anonymous No.33393902
>>33393889
A man has as much control over his body as a woman does hers. It's pretty easy for women to hold in their periods when they want to, right?
Anonymous No.33393903
>>33393899
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.33393904
>>33393899
I mean /ck/ exists, I don't remember it being that interesting though (and I like food and cooking and recipes)
Anonymous No.33393905
>>33393901
They do they are just like 5% of the population and they often become OF whores
Anonymous No.33393907 >>33393917
>>33393899
/ck/ dipshit
BlueValkyrie No.33393912
>>33393891
Oh stickers of what.. I didn't finish reading your post... ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Exponential pitch into screaming*
Anonymous No.33393913 >>33393922 >>33393923 >>33393925
If sex work is work then gaming is work
Anonymous No.33393914 >>33393918 >>33393935
>>33393878
I have a hard time making friends
>>33393884
I am not a whore or a slut
Anonymous No.33393917
>>33393907
Oh

I’ve never noticed that board. Every once in a while I look at every board for a few seconds, guess I forgot about that one
Anonymous No.33393918 >>33393939
>>33393914
>im not a whore or a slut
Then you have no exuse. Put yourself out there.
Anonymous No.33393920
>>33393875
Shoe shopping must be expensive
Anonymous No.33393921
I believe her when she says she can feel when her arteries are clogged and stuff
BlueValkyrie No.33393922
>>33393913
Competitive sex league when.
Anonymous No.33393923 >>33393934
>>33393913
Honestly given how streamers operate... yeah?
Anonymous No.33393924
Girls, why do you choose to be single
Anonymous No.33393925
>>33393913
What xQc does is work, not you and your racist discord friends circle jerking on league of legends
Anonymous No.33393926 >>33393952
>>33393893
i'm just not on the ball tonight. it's embarassing myao. don't look ;_;
Anonymous No.33393931
>>33393891
She earns a living from her social media posts so she ordered some outrageous stickers so she could do a reaction video to them. Hope this helps
Anonymous No.33393932
women are basically the same as the majority of men except are weaker and under constant hormonal stress. Perhaps they are not just objects after all. Too bad statistically they are all midwits
Anonymous No.33393934
>>33393923
Only if you are good or really funny/magnetic
Any average ho can whore herself out. Luckily most women have dignity
Anonymous No.33393935 >>33393939
>>33393914
You don't have to make friends to get a bf. All you have to do is exist and be nice to him.
Anonymous No.33393936 >>33393950 >>33393996
Girls, if I die before SummerSlam, would you watch it so you can tell me what happens when you see me in heaven?
Anonymous No.33393939 >>33394263
>>33393918
I’m struggling
>>33393935
I would like to be friends with my partner
Anonymous No.33393940 >>33393963 >>33394028
Women, how do I express romantic interest in you without scaring you off? I'm less scared of rejection than the aftermath where a wonderful person will start avoiding and shunning me because I shooted my shot
Anonymous No.33393942 >>33393956 >>33393958
>>33393891
I have the same questions for men that are obsessed with “dommy mommies”
BlueValkyrie No.33393944
Men, why are you making the ai voice botters fuck? Can you please stop jerking them off?
Anonymous No.33393949
>>33393898
AIIIEIEEEEE NOOOO this cant be the case!!!
BlueValkyrie No.33393950
>>33393936
Mhmmmmmm
Anonymous No.33393951
>>33393873
Good strat i normally just wear mine like a scarf kinda annoying in the summer tho
myao No.33393952 >>33393982
>>33393926
o no ur all smooth down there <:0
Anonymous No.33393953 >>33393962 >>33393966 >>33393977 >>33394013 >>33394018 >>33394272
I wonder if its overstated how easy it is for women to have sex. Obviously on an app ridiculously easy. But in reality, a lot of men are so shy, scared and misread signals or just not interested that its probably more difficult than I think. Also add in that women are naturally awkward that the amount of compliment giving and the kind of compliments given would just be really messy if they were really intent on bringing some guy home. Eventually yes it would work even in a single night at a bar. But in a less drunken circumstance it is probably a little harder. Still magnitudes easier than man.
Anonymous No.33393955
>>33393891
Not a fujo, but shibori looks very aesthetic. I really liked strap things, but not they gay kind on a partner.
Anonymous No.33393956
>>33393942
I'm not into the mommy thing, but I am into the dommy thing. I want to be smacked around.

No clue why I'm into it though. I think I'm just fucked in the head.
Anonymous No.33393957 >>33393964 >>33393967 >>33393969 >>33393996 >>33394216
girls would you be turned off to learn the man you are interested in fucked a tranny
Anonymous No.33393958 >>33393965 >>33393995
>>33393942
Many women believe themselves superior to their equivalent men, so it becomes increasingly difficult for men to imagine a relationship unless they're imagining a woman who enjoys her feeling of superiority.

A horizontal line becomes a femdom fantasy.
Anonymous No.33393962
>>33393953
you gotta know a bit about the man's situation, but men are pretty simple, you should be able to work out if a man has any reservations
BlueValkyrie No.33393963
>>33393940
You could talk about yourself to try and relate to someone.
Anonymous No.33393964
>>33393957
Yep. That would be hands washed then and there. Riverdancing the fuck right on backwards as I levitate out of the building.
Anonymous No.33393965 >>33394276 >>33394337
>>33393958
The issue with this is that men agree way more consistently on which women they find attractive. Women are not consistent among themselves. They really have types. Not even Chad is loved by all.
Anonymous No.33393966
>>33393953
That's great and all, but have you considered that women don't enjoy being treated as sex objects?
Anonymous No.33393967 >>33393971
>>33393957
Going to Thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to Turkey and not getting a fucking kebab
BlueValkyrie No.33393969
>>33393957
No. I've had two exes into forced fem.
Really not my cup of tea.
Anonymous No.33393970 >>33393973 >>33393975 >>33393978 >>33393980 >>33393991 >>33393996 >>33394002
nth for baby fever
Anonymous No.33393971 >>33393997
>>33393967
>shagging
As expected.
Anonymous No.33393972 >>33393974 >>33393996 >>33393998
Women, how would you react if a gen alpha kid told you to “pass the yart, twin” ?
Anonymous No.33393973
>>33393970
Last time i had baby fever was in high school
BlueValkyrie No.33393974 >>33393976
>>33393972
What the heck is even that?
Anonymous No.33393975 >>33393979 >>33393983
>>33393970
Seeing babies just makes me hate women more.
Anonymous No.33393976
>>33393974
Oof, unc looking dusty untaxed.
Anonymous No.33393977 >>33393984
>>33393953
Idk but if a girl walked up to me and asked if I wanted to have sex with her sometime, if I was even a little attracted to her the answer would be yes.
Anonymous No.33393978
>>33393970
Highly cute baby
Anonymous No.33393979
>>33393975
Lmao. Damn, anon.
Anonymous No.33393980
>>33393970
My baby would be ugly
Anonymous No.33393982 >>33393985
>>33393952
lmao what do you even mean by this ya fuckin GOOB
myao No.33393983 >>33393987
>>33393975
what why??
Anonymous No.33393984 >>33393990
>>33393977
I doubt it
myao No.33393985 >>33394003
>>33393982
>no bits
>smooth
Anonymous No.33393987 >>33393989
>>33393983
Because women are horrible and shouldn't be allowed around children. Especially male children.
myao No.33393989 >>33393992 >>33394004
>>33393987
please elaborate
Anonymous No.33393990
>>33393984
Why?
For just sex, I'm way less picky than for an actual relationship.
Anonymous No.33393991 >>33394014
>>33393970
Every month I have a couple days where I just really really really want a baby, like temporary baby fever
Anonymous No.33393992 >>33393999
>>33393989
He's just a seething incel just ignore him
Anonymous No.33393995
>>33393958
Sorry anon, that pic is outdated, this is the 2025 version.
Anonymous No.33393996 >>33394006 >>33394011
No Korrasami, I'm moid simping this thread

>>33393957
>girls would you be turned off to learn the man you are interested in fucked a tranny
No, though I would be curious as to why and whether or not he bottomed.

>>33393970
Cute

>>33393936
>Girls, if I die before SummerSlam, would you watch it so you can tell me what happens when you see me in heaven?
I don't care who TKO sends, I AM NOT WATCHING JELLY ROLL.

>>33393972
>Women, how would you react if a gen alpha kid told you to “pass the yart, twin”?
I'd beat him because his parents clearly didn't.
Anonymous No.33393997 >>33394001
>>33393971
Have you not seen it? It was a video of a British guy
BlueValkyrie No.33393998
>>33393972
>yart
>weed
>agressive yeet
>a vibrator
>a contageous fart
>emitting flatulents from the anus, while yelling simultaneously.
Lil guys are more nuked than a poptart you microwaved for 5 minutes.
myao No.33393999
>>33393992
okk ㅠㅠ
Anonymous No.33394000 >>33394009 >>33394026 >>33394036
does anyone in the nyc metropolitan area want to go on a date with me?
Anonymous No.33394001 >>33394005
>>33393997
My point was the brit slang enmeshed with shit about porking trannies.
Anonymous No.33394002
>>33393970
I wish i was this flexible
Anonymous No.33394003 >>33394017
>>33393985
that's so crazy, we were on entirely orthogonal wavelengths! myao don't tell anyone but i'm a lil high :D
Anonymous No.33394004 >>33394008 >>33394010 >>33394027
>>33393989
Have you ever seen what happens when a single mother raises a son? Have you not heard all the stories of women abusing and even killing their children? And that's a drop in the bucket compared to all the women who are too busy with drugs or with fucking random guys to pay attention to their kids. Women make horrible parents.
Anonymous No.33394005 >>33394015
>>33394001
I know but have you not seen the vid i was referring to. Its actually insane
Anonymous No.33394006 >>33394034
>>33393996
I hated every companion in this game, I still think it's a good game, but that fact alone makes it hard to play
Anonymous No.33394008 >>33394030
>>33394004
NTA
Just say you have mommy issues and get it over with anon.
Anonymous No.33394009 >>33394012 >>33394026
>>33394000
What kind of fucking retard would live there?
Anonymous No.33394010 >>33394030
>>33394004
NTA but I'm pretty sure the "single mother raising a son" issue is mostly that they're poor and not white or Asian, I had no issues
Plenty of men make horrible parents too, people are just kind of terrible
Anonymous No.33394011 >>33394034
>>33393996
Shouldn't you be retiring your attraction to men?
Anonymous No.33394012 >>33394026 >>33394049
>>33394009
Everything is here.
Anonymous No.33394013 >>33394019
>>33393953
Congrats, you have the maturity and ignorance of a fucking 10 year old.
Anonymous No.33394014
>>33393991
That's called ovulation :)
Anonymous No.33394015
>>33394005
Maybe somewhere along the way. It all runs together
myao No.33394017 >>33394024 >>33394035
>>33394003
on what??

lucky, i needa get my hands on some edibles but everything around me is scary rn :c
Anonymous No.33394018
>>33393953
Women are attracted to the most uninhibited, aggressive, and extroverted men.
Hope that helps you understand why it's easy to get on those guys dicks
Anonymous No.33394019
>>33394013
I am the most mature and educated person in this thread. AMA
Anonymous No.33394020 >>33394022 >>33394034
Do girls with slutty mom's get mommy issues
Anonymous No.33394022
>>33394020
The early childhood neglect did it for me.
Anonymous No.33394024 >>33394032
>>33394017
don't do drugs
BlueValkyrie No.33394026
>>33394000
>>33394009
And post on 4chan?
>>33394012
You have everything but a gf, huh.
You should say hi to Brandon for me.
myao No.33394027 >>33394030
>>33394004
aaaaand why do you think they're single?

either way, you shouldn't blame one singular gender or minority or anything for bad things that happen to children. bad people come in all variations.
Anonymous No.33394028
>>33393940
Brother, in my experience, you don't.
But that's how life works. If you climb mountains you risk dying in a crevasse. If you skydive you risk the parachute tangling.
The red bull daredevil guy just died slamming into the top of a hotel, probably something wrong with his paragliding wing.
There's nothing you can do. You just shoot your shot and that's all you can control in this shitty world. Be brave and at least you will regret being too brave instead of too cowardly.
>t. shot my shot and lost the only friend I wanted
Anonymous No.33394029 >>33394037
Fucked up how much progress I made today
Anonymous No.33394030 >>33394054
>>33394010
No, even when they're white and have money they still raise freaks, degenerates, and losers.
Men are better parents on average, and if women didn't pick the worst possible men to get pregnant by the difference would be much greater.
>>33394008
That's not the problem.
>>33394027
Women are far more often the problem than men.
myao No.33394032
>>33394024
it's only once every two months or so, better than the nasty shit i did as a kid bleh
Anonymous No.33394033 >>33394042 >>33394046 >>33394047
Anons ‘how it’s made’ just showed me a cow being milked in detail, why the hell did so much come out? And why did they compare it to pee?

It kinda disturbs me, but I still love milk. Honestly this operation looked very humane.

When I was a kid one time I googled how milk was made and saw a vegan short horror film where they had female actors pretend to be dairy cows and it was so fucking bizarre looking back it had to be fetish content pretending to be social commentary.
Anonymous No.33394034 >>33394071 >>33394105
>>33394006
>I hated every companion in this game
Bitch, how?

>>33394011
>Shouldn't you be retiring your attraction to men?
Do you retire your attraction to other women just because you're in a relationship? Plus, these men are fictional. Real men leave a lot to be desired.

>>33394020
>Do girls with slutty mom's get mommy issues
Yes, they either end up slutty themselves, hyper conservative, or have attachment issues.
Anonymous No.33394035 >>33394050
>>33394017
scary? is it not legalized in uh uhhhhh virginia maryland area?
i'm high on just edibles, well also on the comedown from some research chem stimulant, non-recreational dose but makes me sleepy. need to take dose 2 and work but i'm laying down and listening to bill wurtz and he sounds too good for me to stop listening frankly
Anonymous No.33394036
>>33394000
are we both men? id down to hang with you if that’s cool.
Anonymous No.33394037 >>33394051
>>33394029
What'd you manage to get done today, anon?
Anonymous No.33394041 >>33394044 >>33394045
How do I, a 25 year old man living in my parents basement and working at a place one step up from fast food get a gf?
Anonymous No.33394042 >>33394072
>>33394033
>Honestly this operation looked very humane.
The cows produce milk because they are perpetually impregnated for nearly their entire lives.
Female calves are taken away from the mother so that humans can have the milk.
Male calves are killed for being useless.

It sure is tasty though.
Anonymous No.33394043 >>33394059 >>33394080
Girls -

Have you ever led anyone on? Knowingly or otherwise. Why and what happened?
Anonymous No.33394044 >>33394053
>>33394041
Are you tall and handsome? If you are, start buying some fashionable urban clothes and going to clubs and shit normies do.
If you're not, you probably better work on getting a better job first and going back to school.
Anonymous No.33394045 >>33394053
>>33394041
Find one with less than you. A neet who lives with her grandma, perchance.
Anonymous No.33394046 >>33394072
>>33394033
Animal agriculture is not even remotely humane, anon, I assure you that.
Anonymous No.33394047 >>33394056 >>33394072
>>33394033
Removing all freedom from an entire species and making their entire future dependent on serving humankind until they are no longer needed is definitely humane.
Anonymous No.33394049 >>33394082
>>33394012
Yeah, the homeless drug addicts, the violent felons, the terrorists, the 250% national average cost of living, the multi-million dollar shacks, the insane traffic and horrible weather, the dirty rivers and smog, the blocks of section 8 and rent controlled apartments, the ridiculous, intractable bureaucracy of the local government. But I guess getting to hang out where the rich people hang out and pretend you're like them is worth all of that, right?
myao No.33394050 >>33394079
>>33394035 (cutie espie guy?)
anon plz ur the reason i fear doxxing v.v

love bill wurtz
Anonymous No.33394051
>>33394037
Writing and science stuffs
Anonymous No.33394053 >>33394060
>>33394044
I'm 6ft tall and I have a square jawline. My fashion sense sucks though and going to a club sound really annoying.
>>33394045
Where would I even find one?
Anonymous No.33394054 >>33394058
>>33394030
>That's not the problem.
Yes it is anon. Your projecting your mommy issues on all mothers and women and it's fucking pathetic.
Anonymous No.33394056
>>33394047
Yeah, that sounds terrible. We should start milking women instead, they're human so there's no problem with that. They can even sign informed consent forms.
Anonymous No.33394058 >>33394066
>>33394054
I don't have mommy issues. My mom's not perfect, but she's far from the source of all my problems.
myao No.33394059 >>33394061
>>33394043
yes, multiple dudes, all unknowingly

i do regular friend stuff but they always take it as a sign n catch feelings ??
Anonymous No.33394060 >>33394081
>>33394053
you're attractive enough. do you have friends you can do social shit with?
you can try the dating apps, too
Anonymous No.33394061 >>33394067 >>33394075
>>33394059
By regular friend stuff, do you mean just hanging out, texting, etc? Nothing sexual or physically intimate?
Anonymous No.33394062 >>33394065 >>33394094
Do gay men dress better than straight men?
Anonymous No.33394065
>>33394062
Yeah they do. They also take it in the bum though.
Anonymous No.33394066 >>33394070
>>33394058
>I don't have mommy issues. My mom's not perfect, but she's far from the source of all my problems.
>Also all women make for terrible mothers and mothers are the source of all problems in the world
myao No.33394067 >>33394091
>>33394061
the most physically intimate shit we do is watching tv on a couch together or walking side by side ㅠㅠ
Anonymous No.33394070 >>33394073
>>33394066
I said women, not mothers.
Anonymous No.33394071
>>33394034
>how?
Your pic basically, they were all fetish bait of one kind or another
Anonymous No.33394072 >>33394083 >>33394087 >>33394112
>>33394042
>>33394046
>>33394047
Jesus Christ are we really doing this

The specific operation they showed on this episode looks pretty humane. Their barn was perpetually cleaned, they have enrichment devices, they chose when to get milked, and they say that their calfs are raised in a separate farm after feeding. I don’t know if that’s all true, honestly they probably chose this farm because it’s above average. But compared to all the factory farms that raise animals in tiny cages with no sunlight this one seemed pretty okay

I don’t have an excuse for factory farming. But as far as factory farming goes dairy is probably the least bad. Out of all animal products dairy is the one I eat the most. I rarely eat pork and stopped eating beef like a year or two ago.
Anonymous No.33394073 >>33394085
>>33394070
Yes and I don't know if you know this anon, but women who raise children are called mothers.
Anonymous No.33394075
>>33394061
what even counts as leading a guy on, in 2025?
the shit myao is talking about (a guy asking out a girl after watching some tv together) just sounds like normal life and dating stuff
Anonymous No.33394078 >>33394096
giving birth looks terrifying, holy jesus
Anonymous No.33394079 >>33394117
>>33394050
yes its me! it took you this long to realize? tiny + slow is a cute combo, though. lucky!!
i've been hyperdosing edibles lately and listening to music. bill wurtz is fun, the tunic soundtrack has been super duper fun, and lemon demon too. dinosaurchestra is such a fun listen while high!!! it is becoming a favored hobby
BlueValkyrie No.33394080 >>33394223
>>33394043
Unknowingly. Guys just like me a lot.
Anonymous No.33394081
>>33394060
Nope, no friends. I don't even know if I can make any at this point.
Anonymous No.33394082 >>33394088
>>33394049
I said metropolitan area for starters. Maybe you can familiarize yourself with what that means since you seem quite intelligent and you can add it to your intellectual toolkit. And also, I am from here and my family is here, and I dont want to leave them just because "things are bad". Its my home.
Anonymous No.33394083
>>33394072
I gotta admit it's funny that the most ethical solution to many problems in the world is "be rich and buy milk that costs 3 times as much as the other milk". I do that but I don't know what the hell poor people can do about this stuff.
Anonymous No.33394085 >>33394089
>>33394073
Mothers are a subset of women. The category of mothers does not include the whole source of the problem. And in fact women who are not mothers are usually worse than women who are not.
Anonymous No.33394087 >>33394104 >>33394112 >>33394278
>>33394072
Chicken and fish is what you should be eating if you don't want to be vegetarian but you do want to minimize your cruelty and/or impact on climate change and the environment.

There's no such thing as a happy dairy cow because they are not happy about having their calves taken away from them.
>they say that their calfs are raised in a separate farm after feeding
Just the females. The males are killed pretty much right away. The moms don't know the calves are killed... but they do know they're taken away.
Anonymous No.33394088
>>33394082
Could just say you're from the trash heap known as New Jersey.
Anonymous No.33394089 >>33394095
>>33394085
Question, do you assume that women who hate all men have daddy issues?
Anonymous No.33394091 >>33394103 >>33394113 >>33394122
>>33394067
That sucks, I'm sorry anon.

But let me ask you a question pertaining to my own situation. So I've been seeing this girl. She has a male friend who's very obviously been waiting for his turn. Come to find out he claims to have unresolved mommy issues and frequently asks her to hold him - and she obliges! He also exploded at her when he learned she and I were sleeping together, only to come slinking back into her life with an apology, and now everything's hunky dory.

This is fucking weird, right? I really want to say something, but I don't even know where to start. She has to KNOW this is crossing the line. I feel like she's playing a game with us both, and trying to provoke a jealous reaction from me or something.
Anonymous No.33394092 >>33394114 >>33394118
Should I stop eating animal products? Probably. It’s not good. Am I going to soon? Unlikely. Will I eventually, I’m pretty certain of that. When I move out and live on my own after graduating I probably will ditch it all except for fish and if I put in a specific effort i could go vegan.
Anonymous No.33394094
>>33394062
Some do, some dress markedly worse.
Anonymous No.33394095 >>33394100
>>33394089
I think that's largely in their nature.
Anonymous No.33394096 >>33394099
>>33394078
Yeah, you're discombobulating a skull through the vaginal canal. It swirls as it shoots through like it's going out of a waterpark tunnel, but with gore sliders increased.
Anonymous No.33394099
>>33394096
my stomach feels funny
Anonymous No.33394100 >>33394106
>>33394095
And why do you think that's largely in their nature?
Anonymous No.33394103
>>33394091
lmfao shit like this is why i have stayed on this website for so many years. human beans are so fuckin bizarre, i love it
Anonymous No.33394104
>>33394087
Animals are my bitches. I eat them because they taste good. Yummy!
Anonymous No.33394105
>>33394034
I'm getting pussy, you're not getting dick
Anonymous No.33394106 >>33394110
>>33394100
I think that's how women have been since the dawn of humanity. They use men, that's all. They don't love them.
Anonymous No.33394108
REMIND ME TO BUY A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MY SISTERS KID I ALMOST FORGOT FUCK
Anonymous No.33394110 >>33394116 >>33394121
>>33394106
I see, and how did you come to this conclusion? Why do you think people who disagree with you disagree?
Anonymous No.33394112 >>33394130
>>33394072
Dairy is unnecessary and unnatural, and even ones that look ethical still do something with the male calves. They're "raised in a separate farm" which means they're raised in a farm to be killed for meat, possibly killed for veal. And as you say, this is one that was chosen and cleaned up to be as least objectionable as they could, because showing the actual stuff going on... Well.

>>33394087
Chicken and fish are not less cruel.
The chicken industry especially is particularly cruel and horrific.
Anonymous No.33394113 >>33394148
>>33394091
NTA but she obviously likes the validation. For all we know, she even likes the idea that he's still simping while you ream out her pussy and ass.
Just embrace the way the modern world is coming full circle to meet the bronze age, and enjoy being on the good side of the equation.
BlueValkyrie No.33394114
>>33394092
You don't have to abandon animal products. You need to increase veggies and fruit.
Anonymous No.33394116 >>33394123
>>33394110
I don't know, it just makes sense. Do you mean real people or online shills?
myao No.33394117 >>33394145
>>33394079
shhhh im not slow

don't take too many!! be careful about overdosing n stuff :c
Anonymous No.33394118 >>33394125
>>33394092
Being vegan is easier than ever these days! And it's the obvious choice for ethical reasons as well as health reasons.
Anonymous No.33394121 >>33394126
>>33394110
It's easy to believe what society tells you, especially when it's also pleasant and in line with what you want to hear.
myao No.33394122
>>33394091
she's either sort of stupid n sweet, or playing both of u
Anonymous No.33394123
>>33394116
You don't just start thinking that all women inherently hate all men and want to abuse them for no reason, anon. I'll rephrase the second question better. Why do you think most men don't think women inherently hate men?
Anonymous No.33394124 >>33394133 >>33394134 >>33394138 >>33394141 >>33394154 >>33394175 >>33394202
Gender
Do you think having pets is inherently unethical?
Anonymous No.33394125
>>33394118
I fucking love chicken strips. I couldn't survive without them genuinely.
Anonymous No.33394126 >>33394131
>>33394121
Okay, so you're the kind of narcissist who thinks people only disagree with you because they're brainwashed. Understood.
BlueValkyrie No.33394130 >>33394135
>>33394112
I bless my food. Not in like the christian way though. Animal died for me? You go to heaven. Good animal.
Anonymous No.33394131 >>33394137
>>33394126
I didn't say anything about brainwashing. And I'm not a narcissist.
Anonymous No.33394133
>>33394124
F
No and I think anyone who feels that way deserves to be mocked.
Anonymous No.33394134
>>33394124
M and generally, no. It's not a worse life than in the wild, and many of them are raised for so long in human company it's the only way it makes sense for them to live. On top of that, we are animals in cages and we enslave each other to giant systems of control, necessity, and obedience, it's not like we are free. I have to come home at night to the same cage my pet lives in.

There are exceptions like birds or whales that can't be kept humanely because of the impossibility of building a good enough enclosure for them.
Anonymous No.33394135 >>33394149 >>33394180
>>33394130
Animals don't have souls, so they can't go to heaven.
Anonymous No.33394137 >>33394157
>>33394131
>It's easy to believe what society tells you, especially when it's also pleasant and in line with what you want to hear.
How else do you interpret this sentence? You believe that men who disagree with you only do so because it's what society told them. You're a narcissist because you believe you're a special snowflake who knows "the truth" and most people don't.
Anonymous No.33394138
>>33394124
>Do you think having pets is inherently unethical?
M
Pets like cats and dogs evolved with humans. It's a symbiotic relationship.
Anonymous No.33394139
So she's apparently crashing out over being no contact with me... interesting...
BlueValkyrie No.33394141
>>33394124
No. Making animals understand our intelligence is humbling. Animals can be human smart.
Anonymous No.33394144
I need a woman who can barely throat my entire dick
Anonymous No.33394145 >>33394191
>>33394117
i'm careful! ima armchair pharmacologist >:D the other day i did have an episode where i got shakey, clammy, face looked a lil ghoulish, hands were numb. also both the stim AND the weed give me like extremely mild psychotic effects. myao, you aint ready for a nibba like me!! wait a minute, am i the cutie or my plushie?
Anonymous No.33394146 >>33394153 >>33394160 >>33394166
State gender
Have you ever gotten really obsessed with a random internet person? And not in a falling in love way, more like you just follow their internet accounts because you find them interesting and want to study them more?
Anonymous No.33394148 >>33394170
>>33394113
Ehh. I probably blew it, so it doesn't matter anymore.

Our hookups had become less and less frequent, to the point of not seeing her for months on end. She's a recluse and emotionally screwed up, so I tend to cut her some slack. I asked her to hang out the other night - no response. A few hours later, she hits me up; turns out she'd been chilling with this fucking guy. She said he got mad (presumably he tried and failed to make his move) and stormed off, but that she was 'done with people' for the evening.

I kinda lost it at the implication that all this time we hadn't been fucking, she'd been allowing this dude to hang with her. So I told her to be real with me about what we're doing. She said she's always been real with me. I called bullshit, told her that if she wanted this, she would've found time for it. I got a wall of excuses, then told her that if she keeps pissing people off and losing friends, she's the fucking problem. I got a passive aggressive thumbs up, and that was that.

So, I doubt there's any coming back from that.
BlueValkyrie No.33394149 >>33394158
>>33394135
They do have souls and are part of reincarnation options. The ones you treat badly will tax your karma.
Anonymous No.33394151 >>33394161 >>33394166 >>33394178
Anons pls answer
Anonymous No.33394153
>>33394146
I watch DarkSydePhil compilations almost every night before I go to sleep. I love how he's always raging about whatever game he's playing, and nothing is ever his fault.
Anonymous No.33394154 >>33394256
>>33394124
M
The concept of pets in of itself isn't inherently unethical. Animals like cats and dogs coevolved with humans, and is generally a positive relationship on both sides as long as they are being treated correctly.

If you feed them meat, that's unethical, though. And a lot of the people or organizations involved in animal breeding are very unethical. Puppies dying at puppy stores, puppy mills, etc. Plus, there's no ethical answer in animals (or humans) for the question of sterilization (immoral because it denies someone access to the biological imperative) or not (overpopulation). And then you get into things like end-of-life, where the commonly accepted as "correct" answer is to kill them after a certain point, which is ethically dubious at best.
Anonymous No.33394157 >>33394159 >>33394163
>>33394137
First, that's not what narcissism is. Second, I'm not acting like a fedora-tipping retard. I'm just telling the truth as I see it. And I think it's more likely that they believe what they do because it feels good than because it's what they've been told.
Anonymous No.33394158
>>33394149
Reincarnation and karma are pagan nonsense. Mistreating animals is still a sin, though.
Anonymous No.33394159 >>33394163 >>33394164
>>33394157
The inability to admit you could possibly be wrong is narcissism anon.
Anonymous No.33394160
>>33394146
M. Not really, the crazy people of the world are just not my problem. I'm crazy enough myself.
Anonymous No.33394161
>>33394151
Option b
Anonymous No.33394163 >>33394176
>>33394159
>>33394157
But you know what, I'll ask one final question. What would your response be if you met a woman who due to her experiences with men, felt that men inherently hate women and are incapable of truly loving women and seeing them as human?
Anonymous No.33394164
>>33394159
Everything seems to be narcissism, according to you. I'm not even sure you know what that word means.
Anonymous No.33394166
>>33394146
M
There's a few people in TPOT that are pretty interesting, but I don't have a Twitter account to follow them with so I just occasionally binge through their posts.
Aella, for example.
I wouldn't call it obsession though.

>>33394151
The mushroom is the reproductive organs, the main body of the organism is the mycelium beneath.
Anonymous No.33394167 >>33394172 >>33394183
What makes good pussy?
Anonymous No.33394170 >>33394182
>>33394148
I mean, the girl got a life lesson out of this. She had to learn she can't just use people like an a la carte menu.
You also got a lesson from it. If you want to give yourself to people like an a la carte service, they're gonna use you like one
Anonymous No.33394172 >>33394179
>>33394167
God.
Anonymous No.33394175 >>33394181
>>33394124
I have trouble believing in the existence of more than two dozen people on Earth who are ethically against pet ownership.

I think the idea that these people are widespread is a strawman or falling for propaganda.
Anonymous No.33394176 >>33394188
>>33394163
From her perspective and based on her experiences, that's probably true. And since unrequited love usually turns into resentment and women are incapable of loving men, she's probably not that far off.
Anonymous No.33394177 >>33394195 >>33394293 >>33394301
Girls, would you give a footjob? I really want one right now.
Anonymous No.33394178
>>33394151
M
A
BlueValkyrie No.33394179
>>33394172
Lil gay to put your dick in a man, no?
So god is a woman?
myao No.33394180
>>33394135
what the hell
Anonymous No.33394181 >>33394192
>>33394175
there is at least three of them in atoga alone
Anonymous No.33394182 >>33394189
>>33394170
She definitely did not learn a lesson. She's done shit like this her whole life - hence my comment to her about losing friends.
Anonymous No.33394183
>>33394167
In order,
Tightness, wetness, texture, color, shape
Anonymous No.33394188 >>33394211
>>33394176
Uh huh...Fascinating how you fitted that to still suit your narrative. If a woman thinks men can't love women, that's obviously proof of women hating men, but if you think women are incapable of loving men, then it's obviously the truth and can't be indictive of anything else. What does your asshole smell like? I'm curious to know since you seem to have your head up it all day long.
Anonymous No.33394189 >>33394198
>>33394182
Ah well. I guess that's life, some girls only learn those lessons when they get old. Till then, there's always more guys willing to line up and be the next shmucks. Like they say, there's a sucker born every minute.
myao No.33394191 >>33394232
>>33394145
mm

both! (espie will always be 10x cuter no matter how cute u are)
Anonymous No.33394192 >>33394196
>>33394181
Where?
Anonymous No.33394193 >>33394200 >>33394203
The Jews finally got to me. After telling myself I would never pay for these fucking apps, I just dropped $12 on a Tinder rewind because I'm a fucking moron who accidentally swiped left on a girl I knew had liked me even with the blurry photo.
I know $12 is basically nothing, but it still makes me feel dirty, especially since it's probably pointless. In my defense, she was cute.
Anonymous No.33394195 >>33394210 >>33394385
>>33394177
sure
Anonymous No.33394196
>>33394192
in your walls
Anonymous No.33394198
>>33394189
Yeah. I'm just so burned and angry. Part of me still wants to fuck her, the other part of me knows there's no point in trying. I wish I could distract myself, but it's eating me up.
Anonymous No.33394200 >>33394215
>>33394193
>he paid real life money because of a bot
entertaining
Anonymous No.33394202
>>33394124
We are only where we are now thanks to dogs and horses
Anonymous No.33394203 >>33394215
>>33394193
It won't matter, you can't take the money to the other side anyway. Any amount of money is worth it if it helps you get a girl. Or feel better about not having one.
Anonymous No.33394205 >>33394208 >>33394209
I need to make a woman whimper while I fuck her
Anonymous No.33394208 >>33394214
>>33394205
not with that penis, pal
myao No.33394209 >>33394214
>>33394205
i need to make a man whimper
Anonymous No.33394210
>>33394195
That's good. I don't even know what it is. I'm just desperate to experience this right now.
Anonymous No.33394211
>>33394188
You're putting words in my mouth again. I wasn't saying that the hypothetical feelings of this woman are proof that women hate men. In fact, I was saying that the fact that women hate men, when taken as an axiom, would likely validate her feelings.
myao No.33394213
oh shit its 12 happy monday everyone
Anonymous No.33394214 >>33394217 >>33394219 >>33394220
>>33394208
6x5.6 inches should be fine, right?
>>33394209
Not happening unless you rim me or something
Anonymous No.33394215
>>33394200
I am pretty confident it's real. She said she liked dachshunds in her bio, and mine is front and center in my profile picture.
>>33394203
That's my thinking,
Anonymous No.33394216
>>33393957
He's probably closeted gay or closeted bi. Many such cases
Anonymous No.33394217 >>33394225
>>33394214
>6x5.6 inches
When I read people describing it like this it always looks like a bullet caliber
myao No.33394219 >>33394225
>>33394214
what if i beat you
Anonymous No.33394220 >>33394225
>>33394214
>small dick
>wants to get rimmed
yeah…
Anonymous No.33394223
>>33394080
Wtf youre a single fucking horrible mother.
Anonymous No.33394225
>>33394217
That'd be a big bullet
>>33394219
Respectfully, not happening
>>33394220
I will not be gaslit into thinking 6 inches is small
Anonymous No.33394227 >>33394233
Women
Do you want to live in a cave with me wnd i bring back dead animals for you too cook and you fuck me in return
Anonymous No.33394230 >>33394255 >>33394260 >>33394262 >>33394270 >>33394281 >>33394284 >>33394320
M or F
How are you aging?
Anonymous No.33394232 >>33394245
>>33394191
modern women, everyone. cares more about plushies than the men that sacrifice for them. typical. after a healthy 10 years of watching the incel fandom grow, i have finally decided to join it, your post was the straw that broke the camel's back. still think i'm cute now? (btw i keep finding these espurr images in my fennekin folder)
myao No.33394233
>>33394227
ya!!

i have no weenus to fuck with ?
Anonymous No.33394236 >>33394240
Femanons, should I put lover boy in my bio? I keep seeing women put looking for a loved boy or loved girl looking for a lover boy.
Anonymous No.33394240
>>33394236
>looking for a lover* boy or lover* girl looking for a lover boy.
Anonymous No.33394244 >>33394257 >>33394264 >>33394270
Do you think it's abnormal for a guy in his late 30s to feel miserable about being alone?
I see all these people going on and on about how being alone is some sort of blessing or a strength
myao No.33394245 >>33394273
>>33394232
yes very

sacrifice for me??? are you an offering? present yourself with baskets of persimmon at my temple when the moon is high
Anonymous No.33394253
How long till I can get a functional 9 inch cock through surgery?
Anonymous No.33394255
>>33394230
M, 24
Think I'm doing pretty good, this seems to be the age where people start to either look like shit or continue looking young
Anonymous No.33394256 >>33394268
>>33394154
>If you feed them meat, that's unethical, though.
wtf are cats supposed to eat then?
Anonymous No.33394257
>>33394244
they are doing their best to cope with the reality of the modern world they created
Anonymous No.33394260
>>33394230
I get confused for a teenager at 22. I'm just short and don't drink or smoke
Anonymous No.33394262
>>33394230
M. Physically I'm aging good, I look great. Better than ever actually. I looked too much like a kid when I was younger, now I finally look like a man. I admire my jawline and my angles in the mirror, I look good now.
But mentally, uh, that's another story.
Anonymous No.33394263 >>33394269
>>33393939
there are at least a dozen guys in this thread who would have no problem connecting with you.
BlueValkyrie No.33394264
>>33394244
It's cope because they know they have some bad mental health that makes them insufferable in their relationships.
Anonymous No.33394265 >>33394267 >>33394549
>"6 inches isn't enough"
>"over 7 inches hurts"
Someone is lying
Anonymous No.33394267 >>33394275
>>33394265
Size queens and women who prefer small penises aren't the same person. Shocking I know.
Anonymous No.33394268
>>33394256
I have heard that meatless cat foods have actually become feasible recently. Though I don't know the details.

Other than that? There isn't a good answer. Which is why I brought it up as an obvious ethical concern with pet ownership.
BlueValkyrie No.33394269 >>33394282
>>33394263
Nta, but no there are dozens of guys in this thread with multiple severe issues with connecting with women specifically.
Anonymous No.33394270 >>33395137
>>33394230
M
I've been pegged at the same age for the last 15 years so I think it's going pretty well.

>>33394244
>Do you think it's abnormal for a guy in his late 30s to feel miserable about being alone?
no

Most people who are single in their 30s don't want to be. It's a pretty natural state to want to be in a relationship. It's only a problem when their entire personality is "I'm fucking single and my life sucks because I'm single" though.
Anonymous No.33394271
I think I'm not gonna pursue other women until I get a definitive it's over from her. She keeps hinting that she still wants me and has plans for a future together and I know for certain that she isn't trying to get anyone or has done so. I also feel like if I did pursue anyone, she'd use it against me once we're back together
Anonymous No.33394272
>>33393953
>shy, miss signals
communication problem, woman's fault. as usual
Anonymous No.33394273 >>33394289
>>33394245
the only thing i'm offering,
MYAO,
is passionate conversation. i want to crawl inside your mind, turn your world upside down, make you see how crazy our little industrial "society" really is. it really is. then you can take a step into my world. btw i'm not sacrificing good food, especially not at midnight, utterly demonic wtf
Anonymous No.33394275
>>33394267
I'm playing the odds. No woman wants a 4 inch cock
Anonymous No.33394276 >>33394296
>>33393965
false. you ask every guy in this thread "their type" and you'd get a different answer from each one. I guarantee you can't guess mine.
Anonymous No.33394278 >>33394465
>>33394087
Sorry phone died

look I dont like it. I hate wasting animal products. Any waste that happens in my home is on account of my parents and their love of wasting food.

Today i bought a whole young bird and butchered it myself and turned all the bones skin and giblets into like a gallon of chicken stock and some schmaltz (it tastes really good btw).

As for fish. I love fish. If i could eat fish fillets every day i would but its costly compared to dairy and chicken (although salmon and tuna is now cheaper than beef lol). I imagine that when i go live on my own (not including dorm life) i will probably eat all veggies fruit and fish and maybe dairy, especially cheese. I consider myself both a good cook, good at tracking nutrients, and someone who enjoys almost all foods, so it would be very natural for me and just arise from being frugal. I could cut out fish from that if i tried, however i love fish and that would probably detract from my QOL and ability to naturally get protein and Omega 3

To be honest i have a hard time viewing non mammal animals as sapient or intelligent. Especially fish and crustaceans. Yeah they are capable of expiriencing pain but still its a lot more ethical to me than pork and beef. I have a adorable cat that i love very much and i know that its no more intelligent than a cow.

Also i think honey is probably the only animal product that is beneficial to both the animal and the environment. I love honey and bees. Bees are so cute
Anonymous No.33394280 >>33394285 >>33394286 >>33394287
Femanons, would you be mad if a man in your life used your name to get published? And if a moid you knew did in fact pull this off roughly what percentage of the money would you want. As a total hypthetical.
Anonymous No.33394281
>>33394230
F
So far so good, I’m 28. I’m guessing my age will show within a decade
Anonymous No.33394282 >>33394294
>>33394269
because of an epidemic of trailer park women thinking they deserve a man who isn't from the trailer park, and refusing to "settle" for anything less.
Anonymous No.33394284
>>33394230
M
okay. starting to gray pretty early, not even 30 lol. i think i am going to have an alan watts kinda look, and that is pretty fun imo
Anonymous No.33394285 >>33394288 >>33394292
>>33394280
Used my name how?
Anonymous No.33394286 >>33394306
>>33394280
Why use someone else's personal name when you can just use a gender ambiguous pen name like Morgan or initials?
BlueValkyrie No.33394287
>>33394280
5%
If he becomes popular and I have to get headshots done it'll up demand to 20% because now I have to know and potentially approve of stuff you write.
Anonymous No.33394288 >>33394291
>>33394285
To publish a far-right manifesto that will become the most banned book in the world. Not because he believes it, but to make women look cooler.
myao No.33394289 >>33394333
>>33394273
my minds a mess good luck inside there

i wanna step into your world already !!
Anonymous No.33394291
>>33394288
NTA
What...?
Anonymous No.33394292 >>33394300
>>33394285
Like let's say there's a sci-fi novel and I just slap your name on it and give you a few hundred bucks to go to Comicon and pretend you totally wrote it.
Anonymous No.33394293 >>33394385
>>33394177
Yes
BlueValkyrie No.33394294 >>33394302
>>33394282
Enough of the "epidemic _____"
Humans have had problems for years.
You are living in correction times.
myao No.33394296 >>33394304 >>33394563
>>33394276
men
Anonymous No.33394297 >>33394327
Women, do you only give handjobs to guys you don't like enough to blow?
Anonymous No.33394299
Penises freak me out
Anonymous No.33394300
>>33394292
Absolutely not, would get lawyers involved immediately
Anonymous No.33394301 >>33394371
>>33394177
is there an equivalent of footjobs for women?
Anonymous No.33394302
>>33394294
we are living in hard times.
>woman refuses to accept culpability for her actions
many such cases!
Anonymous No.33394304 >>33394310 >>33394312
>>33394296
close but no cigar
Anonymous No.33394305 >>33394309
Girls and/or Guys

I fucked up and lashed out (via text) at a coworker I'd been sleeping with. Now I have to work in pretty close quarters with her at our service job tomorrow. How do I behave? I don't want to ignore her like some passive aggressive dipshit, but I also don't want to give the impression that it's all water under the bridge. I feel my grievances were legitimate and I hate her guts.
Anonymous No.33394306 >>33394308
>>33394286
I've done this irl and my wife brown wife doesn't even know she's written 2 novels. The publisher don't want me, they do want her, but she don't need to know.

Moneywise my books are like four figur affairs, I just tell her I got lucky with scratchers lol
Anonymous No.33394308 >>33394318 >>33394324
>>33394306
How are you getting published? I wasn't aware publishers accepted unsolicited manuscripts. Or agents for that matter.
Anonymous No.33394309 >>33394313
>>33394305
Apologize and make up some story about stresses in your personal life and unjustly taking your problems out on her.

Trust me, I crash out like once a month.
myao No.33394310 >>33394315
>>33394304
ning?

uhmmm non rich old men who smoke ?? twinks???
Anonymous No.33394312 >>33394315
>>33394304
>close but no cigar
post-op MTFs
Anonymous No.33394313 >>33394334
>>33394309
I dunno, I called her out on some pretty personal shit... my made up excuse would have to be pretty serious to get a pass.
Anonymous No.33394315 >>33394319 >>33394323
>>33394312
warmer

>>33394310
cold
Anonymous No.33394318 >>33394321 >>33394328
>>33394308
Nta he's fantasizing that his self-published e-books on amazon that he sells for .99 cents per download are earning him thousands of dollars
myao No.33394319 >>33394322
>>33394315
women ?
Anonymous No.33394320
>>33394230
Male
Fat and balding
Anonymous No.33394321 >>33394347
>>33394318
Shh I was trying to see how far he was willing to commit.
Anonymous No.33394322 >>33394325
>>33394319
ding ding ding
Anonymous No.33394323 >>33394330
>>33394315
Tall, strong, masculine women.
Anonymous No.33394324
>>33394308
Just say you're a black woman, be sure to make your penname so stupid that they can't sue you. Farqueefa in the house.

not my real penname but seriously it's disgusting
myao No.33394325 >>33394330
>>33394322
yaaaaaaaaayy!!!!

wow i did not expect that
Anonymous No.33394327
>>33394297
Handjobs suck. I'd rather get nothing
Anonymous No.33394328
>>33394318
That's right bruh, if you add 5 gay characters you could get it published by Penguin and get 15 cents per download!
Anonymous No.33394329 >>33394335
>>33393891
Can't imagine a woman finding the male body attractive
Especially since they tell us that they don't fund men attractive
Anonymous No.33394330 >>33394331
>>33394323
don't dislike them but not quite there.
(you thought men all like the same thing but haven't been able to guess my type for three messages in a row lol)

>>33394325
you willing to go double or nothing on what sort of girl?
myao No.33394331 >>33394336 >>33394416
>>33394330
all in

white or asian?
Anonymous No.33394333 >>33394341
>>33394289
sorry mayo. my world is off limits after an incident involving another female caused severe and bizarre structural damage. we're repairing it but we're closed in the meanwhile haha. you'll need to be patient, which historically isn't a trait associated with tiny people since they are perpetually cranky, but i believe in you :D!!
Anonymous No.33394334 >>33394342
>>33394313
Yeah, just say you said things you knew would hurt to be spiteful and they weren't what you actually think. Jeez, have you never lied to a woman before?
Anonymous No.33394335
>>33394329
I'm tired of supposedly straight women saying all men are ugly. Like why do you date us if you don't like us?
Anonymous No.33394336 >>33394349
>>33394331
you lose, lol
Anonymous No.33394337 >>33394339
>>33393965
Only in body, and even then it's only mostly consistent. In face, guys have pretty varied opinions.
Anonymous No.33394339 >>33394346 >>33394350 >>33394358
>>33394337
unfortunately I think at this point, "not overweight" counts as "very consistent" since like 79% of american women are overweight
basically, going for women of normal size means we're all going for the same few girls, just like women going for 6'5 rich men
Anonymous No.33394340 >>33394363
Why do women lie to each other so much?
myao No.33394341 >>33394368
>>33394333
>mayo

oof, wishing u luck on the repair!! c: hey when was i ever cranky?? im so patient. patience is a virtue !
Anonymous No.33394342
>>33394334
But the thing is, the damage is done and she's not gonna let me sleep with her anymore. So apologizing just to make her comfortable at work feels like defeat?
Anonymous No.33394343 >>33395187
Daily neck makeouts for femanon
Anonymous No.33394344 >>33394348 >>33394351
Femanons should I put my height on my dating profile?
I'm a good looking guy but I'm only 5'3".
Anonymous No.33394346
>>33394339
Idk, most of the women I run into are pretty skinny. But yeah, weight falls into the body part that I said was still mostly consistent.
Anonymous No.33394347 >>33394354
>>33394321
I'm Lamilton and it's fun to write bad things and smoke wif cigarettes
Anonymous No.33394348 >>33394353
>>33394344
I don’t care about height, do what you want
myao No.33394349 >>33394355 >>33394359
>>33394336
nooooooooo :c

one more try ?
Anonymous No.33394350
>>33394339
I'm more concerned about the 45 percent obese. You can be overweight and look good, much harder when you're obese
Anonymous No.33394351
>>33394344
Damn, bro. I'm taller than that but still short, and I can get dates but they look disappointed.
They will be crazy disappointed when they see you irl, you probably have to put it in the profile just to save your sanity, even at the cost of getting very few matches. I don't know, your choice.
Anonymous No.33394353
>>33394348
Yeah, a lot of people don't care.
Anonymous No.33394354 >>33394377
>>33394347
I never smoked me no cigarettes
I never drank much booze
But I'm only a man, don't you understand?
And a man can sometime lose
Anonymous No.33394355 >>33394360
>>33394349
>gamble on a 50/50 chance, lose
>"can I change my choice"
kek
Anonymous No.33394357 >>33394361 >>33394366 >>33394367 >>33394380
You all keep saying it's my personality that's not attractive but you never say how to fix it
Anonymous No.33394358
>>33394339
the difference is, a woman can lose weight. a man can't get taller.
Anonymous No.33394359 >>33394362
>>33394349
You deserve neck licks
myao No.33394360 >>33394365
>>33394355
im bad at gambling have pity (´^`)
Anonymous No.33394361 >>33394369 >>33394381
>>33394357
well, first off you need to add about five inches to your height. Then, you need to have jaw implants to fix your jawline. this'll fix 95% of your personality issues.
myao No.33394362 >>33394374
>>33394359
thank you (?)

I'll have to pass on the offer, im ticklish
Anonymous No.33394363 >>33394421
>>33394340
They lie to men too. They lie whenever it suits them.
Anonymous No.33394365 >>33394372
>>33394360
sorry for you, I'm a merciless croupier.
Anonymous No.33394366 >>33394369
>>33394357
Go to therapy native anon
Anonymous No.33394367 >>33394392
>>33394357
Pretend to be somebody else for the rest of your life.
Anonymous No.33394368 >>33394387
>>33394341
you are a sweetheart, i mean a real doll, thank you. the repairs are more like demolition, its a whole mess of a plan. glory has a cost always myao, never forget that
Anonymous No.33394369 >>33394389
>>33394361
My jaw is actually pretty good but it'd benefit me to be taller. It's never gonna be enough is it?
>>33394366
Wtf would therapy do?
Anonymous No.33394371 >>33394416
>>33394301
Maybe sucking his toes or getting her own toes sucked.
Getting her pussy rubbed with feet doesn't sound very fun or practical.
myao No.33394372
>>33394365
v.v
Anonymous No.33394374 >>33394394
>>33394362
>im ticklish
You're going into the office with multiple hickeys
Anonymous No.33394375
Every time I stop thinking about her, something happens and suddenly, I'm thinking about her again and when she'll come back to me. This needs to stop
Anonymous No.33394377 >>33394386
>>33394354
but if a man is retarded he can get $50 from a retarded Portland publication house in the age of Biden
Anonymous No.33394380 >>33394392
>>33394357
Its not our place to fix your personality
Anonymous No.33394381
>>33394361
This, personality doesn't matter if you aren't hot. Separates bravery from stupidity
Anonymous No.33394385 >>33394396 >>33394444
>>33394195
>>33394293
NTA but do you wear white nail polish?
Anonymous No.33394386
>>33394377
???
!!!
myao No.33394387
>>33394368
sweetest thing someones said to me in a bit. <3

you'll rebuild something better out of the demolition, i know u will!! ^ㅂ^
Anonymous No.33394389 >>33394392
>>33394369
>Wtf would therapy do
Help you get over your hangups
Anonymous No.33394392 >>33394397 >>33394401 >>33394404
>>33394367
But who
>>33394380
Then it won't improve. It's hard to change what's wrong without knowing what's wrong. I'm beginning to think the people who say this are too stupid to put thoughts to words
>>33394389
Would that actually help? I don't even know where to start
Anonymous No.33394393 >>33394402 >>33394403 >>33394405 >>33394406 >>33394409 >>33394418 >>33394457
Male anons last semester in my dorm i talked to this very cute boy across the hall

He is what you might call a typical ""chad"""

And one time he told me that he is an "incel" because he has not been having sex lately

how do you all feel about this stolen valor?
myao No.33394394 >>33394408 >>33394422
>>33394374
oh dear

expect bite marks on u wherever i can reach (we will be equally humiliated)
Anonymous No.33394396
>>33394385
I got soft peach, that’s my closest atm
Anonymous No.33394397 >>33394410
>>33394392
>But who
The kind of guy women like.
Anonymous No.33394401 >>33394410
>>33394392
>Would that actually help? I don't even know where to start
It wouldn't hurt, you could start with talking about all the trauma you've gone through as a child from women as a teenager and adult.
Anonymous No.33394402
>>33394393
doesn't matter out in the astral plane
Anonymous No.33394403
>>33394393
I'm definitely a chad on paper but I'm a mentalcel
Anonymous No.33394404 >>33394410
>>33394392
Be nice and polite, that’s a good start.
Anonymous No.33394405 >>33394413
>>33394393
Self-deprecating humor is something we all have in common, he can call himself shit like that all day
Anonymous No.33394406
>>33394393
I don't care, I don't take pride in being unlovable I just want to find my wife.
Anonymous No.33394408 >>33394414
>>33394394
nta but i'm bragging to everyone that will listen that my 4'11 goblin girlfriend likes to bite me
Anonymous No.33394409 >>33394426
>>33394393
>not been having sex lately
Bitch I've never had sex. What a massive cry baby.
Anonymous No.33394410 >>33394415 >>33394425 >>33394432 >>33394435
>>33394397
Are women a monolith?
>>33394401
I don't think I have any trauma, I just think something is wrong with me
>>33394404
I try to be in public, 5 years in customer service has worn that thinner than I'd like
Anonymous No.33394413 >>33394418
>>33394405
i told his friend and they were like
>yeah he says wacky shit like that sometimes

ugh he was so hot i wanted him so bad
myao No.33394414 >>33394420 >>33394424
>>33394408
die I AMA FORU FUCKING ELEEVN FEET

n goblin? how mean :c
Anonymous No.33394415 >>33394423
>>33394410
>Are women a monolith?
ask yourself this, if they had all kinds of varied tastes, why would they be telling you to change into the kind of guy they like...
Anonymous No.33394416 >>33394427
>>33394331
the correct answer was coptic babes with long curly hair

nngh

>>33394371
>Getting her pussy rubbed with feet doesn't sound very fun or practical.
it doesn't, that's why I asked lol
Anonymous No.33394418 >>33394436
>>33394393
>And one time he told me that he is an "incel" because he has not been having sex lately
>>33394413
>ugh he was so hot i wanted him so bad
You should have told him that you could "solve" his problem personally
Anonymous No.33394419 >>33394433
>at a concert
>everyone pushing closer to get to the front
>tiny girl has been behind and next to me for a bit
>the final band is doing an encode
>a space in front of me opens up
>ask her if she wants to stand there
>she does
>the space fills up
>push the people (mostly women) out of the way for her to stand there
>she stands there and enjoys the last 2 songs with a good view
Man I'm such a simp.
myao No.33394420
>>33394414
*NOT four fucking eleven feet

sigh god is not on my side
Anonymous No.33394421
>>33394363
Had some bitch lie and act like she was concerned about workplace bullying against a particular coworker when there was three of us talking. I know for a fact she doesn't care if this guy is picked on by others.
Anonymous No.33394422 >>33394429 >>33394434
>>33394394
I'm not worried. I'll wear you out.
Anonymous No.33394423 >>33394430
>>33394415
Then what kind of guy do women like?
Anonymous No.33394424 >>33394443
>>33394414
this sounds suspiciously like what a drunk goblin girlfriend would say
Anonymous No.33394425 >>33394437
>>33394410
>I don't think I have any trauma, I just think something is wrong with me
Maybe you can go to a psychologist to get medicated?
Anonymous No.33394426
>>33394409
To be fair it was a joke

I told him
>yeah i met this guy recently and he asked me if i was a femcel
and his response was like
>Lol thats hilarious. yeah im like legitimately an incel
>What how are you an incel?
>Well i dont have sex
myao No.33394427 >>33394463
>>33394416

i would've never guessed that lols
Anonymous No.33394429
>>33394422
Girl ears exist to be munched
Anonymous No.33394430 >>33394446
>>33394423
Brown guys who love Ikea meatballs.
Anonymous No.33394432 >>33394446
>>33394410
>are women a monolith
yes. they all unilaterally prefer tall guys over short guys, tanned guys over pale guys, broad guys over narrow guys. 'tall dark and handsome' is a stereotype for a reason
Anonymous No.33394433
>>33394419
myao No.33394434 >>33394438
>>33394422
I'll chug a white monster beforehand to prepare you are NOT taking me down easy
Anonymous No.33394435 >>33394446 >>33394449
>>33394410
But you don’t want to be nice here?
Anonymous No.33394436 >>33394440
>>33394418
I wanted to but that felt too risky. I dont know how to flirt

im not sure if him calling himself an incel was a subtle proposition or just a silly joke
Anonymous No.33394437 >>33394447
>>33394425
I don't know what kind of thing I'd be medicated for. I make good friends, make money, I just don't get much attention or affection from women
Anonymous No.33394438 >>33394450
>>33394434
Oh you'll be chugging a white monster alright.
Anonymous No.33394440 >>33394458
>>33394436
oh man, tell me you made some move at least?
i thought i remembered that that guy rejected you
Anonymous No.33394442
Yall are some corny ass niggas fr
myao No.33394443 >>33394445
>>33394424
I've had like one sip of modelo im not drunk

goblin ?? they're short n ugly i don't wanna be compared to something short n ugly :c
Anonymous No.33394444
>>33394385
i don't really wear nail polish
Anonymous No.33394445 >>33394456
>>33394443
well, japanese artists (and CoC and TiTS) have repaired their reputation so now they are known for being short n horny
Anonymous No.33394446 >>33394454
>>33394430
Can't do that one
>>33394432
I could try a foam tanner
>>33394435
I've fallen for the ragebait and I'm easily upset and pissed off.
Anonymous No.33394447 >>33394460
>>33394437
I mean if you're native anon you have a lot of anger and resentment for women that is holding you back.
Anonymous No.33394449 >>33394468
>>33394435
I want to be nice but the girls here make it so difficult
myao No.33394450 >>33394459
>>33394438
fucking hell i have nothing to retort with
Anonymous No.33394454 >>33394464
>>33394446
You whine about your personality, whine about how no one wants to give any tips, now you whine about the tips you get.
You have a baby bitch personality and this so the reason why most people won’t try to help you.
Anonymous No.33394455
Yeah I got a big white 3 inch cock
myao No.33394456
>>33394445
hey how's the latter relate to me ?????
Anonymous No.33394457
>>33394393

My peers think I smash lots of women. They ask me for dating/relationship advice when the longest relationship I've ever been in was 1 month. They like my advice and thank me for it.

Meanwhile I'm all tfwngf and posting inane blogposts on atoga
Anonymous No.33394458 >>33394465
>>33394440
he did make a move and he rejected me. it broke me so much. The issue mightve been that i told him i liked him as he was moving out, or maybe its because im a fucking hideous fatty

he was so fucking amazing
Anonymous No.33394459 >>33394472
>>33394450
You walked right into it. I appreciate that you'll do most of the work for me.
Anonymous No.33394460 >>33394485
>>33394447
I'm not. Biggest things I feel I struggle with is porn addiction, intrusive perverse thoughts, and self image and value. I just feel like a bitch, like I'm second class and not worthy of anything good in life. I don't like myself and the things I don't like I can't change. I have a hard time embracing my flaws and I'm tired of lying to myself like they aren't bad
Anonymous No.33394462 >>33394469 >>33394520 >>33394530
i got a spectrum gf and i asked about her virginity and she said she was a "bringalong girl" and she didn't even try to lose it in a special way. she was lonely and so when an actual Stacie offered to invite her to something if she'd "jump on the grenade" of the actually hot guys friend when they lived together in the dorm freshman year

she was so sweet and honest about it, i kind of feel bad for what happened to her but i kind of want to express intense disapproval for whore behavior. i am a man of character and deserve to have my opinion registered. knowing what good men's expectations of her will help her in life, right?
Anonymous No.33394463 >>33394478
>>33394427
I've met a couple Egytpian girls that look like pic related and they're so gorgeous omg
Anonymous No.33394464 >>33394470
>>33394454
I know. I can't seem to fix it. I don't want to be this way
Anonymous No.33394465 >>33394518
>>33394458
you'll find another good guy, you make posts like this >>33394278 you are like top 3% of modern girls, also you are probably skinnier than average now. Seriously, finding a good girl is hard now, it's his loss.
Anonymous No.33394468 >>33394477
>>33394449
No. Its you
Anonymous No.33394469
>>33394462
Anon, there is a time and a place. Don't say anything mean to her about it, ever. Sometimes you gotta know when to hold your tongue.
Anonymous No.33394470 >>33394475
>>33394464
Therapy. Someone else suggested it too. What’s the point of trying to help when you don’t wan it. At lest stop whining about it
Anonymous No.33394471 >>33394487
humphumphumphump femanon
myao No.33394472 >>33394503
>>33394459
i tend to lose focus real quick, u might have to be more forward with it ^^
Anonymous No.33394475
>>33394470
I'll stop now then
Anonymous No.33394477
>>33394468
this is what I'm talking about, the unbelievable density
myao No.33394478 >>33394492
>>33394463
my best friend looks like that but w green eyes

she's egyptian! stay away
Anonymous No.33394479
How to I become more optimistic and upbeat?
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33394480 >>33394482 >>33394494
Some nasty storms were passing to the north of my house, moving purely to the east, but they suddenly decided to dip south and attack us. Which of you blew them down here? I want names, damn it!
Anonymous No.33394482 >>33394488
>>33394480
I like the mindset of weather attacking you
Anonymous No.33394485 >>33394497
>>33394460
You gotta work on your self esteem
Anonymous No.33394487 >>33394489
>>33394471
dirty dog, sit!
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33394488 >>33394501
>>33394482
It absolutely is. I was just minding my own business, chilling. Then I had to run in the middle of the night and rescue the lawnmower from this invader.
Anonymous No.33394489 >>33394498
>>33394487
Lick
Anonymous No.33394491 >>33394507
Femanona, I may have had sex with an escort.
I was feeling really depressed after being cheated on and I wanted to feel desired.
Anonymous No.33394492 >>33394505 >>33394506
>>33394478
Nice. Unfortunately the Egyptian girl I most recently met was leaving to go back to uni the week after, she's in med school on the other side of the country.

But if it gives you any solace, the closest I've ever gotten to "falling" for a girl was this Korean chick I knew. I got cockblocked by my advisor. I talked her into going on this retreat with me for fall break and then like the day after my advisor comes in and is like "Hey Anon, you're flying to DC during Fall Break because I don't want to fly out there to present a single slide on a group presentation, but someone from our school has to go represent."
She was sooooo sweet and so pretty, but none of the Korean guys thought she was pretty. I remember her nearly blacking out on a shot of everclear at the beginning of her birthday party, and the other korean girls made it my job to pour her shots of mountain dew and lie to her that we were still giving her soju. I baked a cake for her actual birthday, she loved it. She's probably gonna be some big deal ambassador or something in the future.
Anonymous No.33394494 >>33394495
>>33394480
Did the power go out? Going a few hours without porn must have been harrowing for you
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33394495
>>33394494
>Did the power go out?
Not yet.
>Going a few hours without porn must have been harrowing for you
I've been too busy to porn lately.
Anonymous No.33394497 >>33394502
>>33394485
I know, I'll try. I've lost a good bit of weight and I'm starting to be in good shape. My hygiene pretty good and I'll try to stop comparing myself to others so much
Anonymous No.33394498 >>33394512
>>33394489
*bonk on head with a rolled up newspaper*
Anonymous No.33394501 >>33394517
>>33394488
Maybe you should nuke it after all. That will teach ‘em
Anonymous No.33394502 >>33394509
>>33394497
Self esteem comes from within, you can change all those things and still have low self esteem.
Anonymous No.33394503 >>33394521
>>33394472
Allow me to get the point deep through you. I do believe you open yourself up to humorous licks. Such openings are irresistible for me to get into.
myao No.33394505 >>33394538
>>33394492
first sentence scared me phew

shitty advisor :c does she not handle alcohol well?
Anonymous No.33394506 >>33394595
>>33394492
good taste anon. you and me might be dying alone but at least we have good taste in women
Anonymous No.33394507 >>33394511
>>33394491
You forgot the question
Anonymous No.33394508 >>33394513 >>33394537
The ideal foid is a brat.

The ideal moid is one who puts a brat in her place.
Anonymous No.33394509
>>33394502
I know, I'll just keep working at it
Anonymous No.33394510 >>33394519 >>33394535
>Never actually broken up with anyone before, strongly considering breaking up with my girlfriend. Should I
She's a nice girl, but I don't really find anything about her captivating or interesting. Outside of buying clothes she doesn't really have any interests or passions. Everything we do together has to be led by me, for example we experimented with dancing classes and me taking her to the gym a couple times.

I have been extremely fatigued lately due to an illness I've never quite recovered from. Spending time with her feels like a chore, and I force myself to do it to keep her from arguing with me (which exhausts me even more). I don't like spending the night at her place because I get a terrible sleep and she never has any food. I don't like having her at my place because it's the 48 hours a week I can rest and recover by myself. We constantly fight about little things and I'm so drained I generally just shut off and avoid talking to her for a few days, I just don't have the energy.

Also the sex is the most average I've ever had in my life and I lack the energy to have a conversation about it because it's not entirely her fault. There's really no other option here is there?
Anonymous No.33394511
>>33394507
No one would answer it anyway.
Anonymous No.33394512 >>33394525
>>33394498
Thigh chomp
Anonymous No.33394513 >>33394540
>>33394508
Being annoying is not a good thing
Anonymous No.33394514
Very hot and wet night
Anonymous No.33394516 >>33394522 >>33394523 >>33394533
Women, what's the worst thing Chad has done to you?
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33394517
>>33394501
It's kinda wild how large storms produce so much energy that a nuke would do next to nothing. Nature is scary.
Anonymous No.33394518 >>33394532
>>33394465
By BMI i am skinnier the average american college aged woman

However i am not at the 50th percentile, its 64th

if i go to 150lb i would be below the median BMI

i dont know my body fat precentage
Anonymous No.33394519 >>33394527
>>33394510
Talk to her about her needing her own hobbies.
Anonymous No.33394520
>>33394462
ignore other anon's advice shame her about it and make her feel bad
myao No.33394521 >>33394536
>>33394503
the wording lol

ur funny i like u !
Anonymous No.33394522
>>33394516
reject me
Anonymous No.33394523
>>33394516
I would lick (I'm leaving that typo) to chomp on her boobs
Anonymous No.33394524 >>33394594 >>33394603
Women,
Would you ever drink pee lol
Anonymous No.33394525
>>33394512
bad boy! you're not sleeping on my bed tonight, you have to sleep in your own bed.
Anonymous No.33394527 >>33394528 >>33394535
>>33394519
I have tried, and her own friends too.

She's Chinese, and she didn't grow up here. She has little to no friends and I feel like I have to be her friend and lover at the same time. If I don't interact with her during the week, she doesn't see anyone so I feel like it's a huge responsibility.
Anonymous No.33394528 >>33394534
>>33394527
Go to couples therapy together.
Anonymous No.33394530
>>33394462
>autistic girl gets taken advantage of by chad and stacy
>take it out on her
Many such cases. Microchimerism is a meme
Anonymous No.33394532 >>33394542
>>33394518
I believe in you. Get to 150 and wear skirts, it will look great at your height.
Anonymous No.33394533
>>33394516
They haven’t done anything bad, also what is a chad these days. I can’t follow incel logic
Anonymous No.33394534 >>33394543
>>33394528
I don't think I'm invested enough to spend money doing that.
Anonymous No.33394535 >>33394552
>>33394510
>>33394527
sorry but this doesn't sound like it's going anywhere
i usually try to be optimistic about relationship posts, but nothing about this sounds good
you don't sound like you're enjoying this at all
I don't see what the point would be in pushing this longer and longer
Anonymous No.33394536 >>33394557
>>33394521
The opportunity was thrust upon me. You left me with no choice but to pump back.
Anonymous No.33394537 >>33394548
>>33394508
precisely
Anonymous No.33394538 >>33394564
>>33394505
>first sentence scared me phew
Only if she goes to med school in Pennsylvania. I added her on instagram, but I honestly don't know why I did that when she's so far away and won't be back until like Christmas. I met her when my friend from Eritrea invited me to go to the local coptic church.

>does she not handle alcohol well?
I only saw her drink that one time. I don't think so. I also don't think she knew what everclear was when they gave her a shot. She was a cute drunk though and relatively low maintenance.
Anonymous No.33394540 >>33394554
>>33394513
it's not about being annoying it's about challenging her man's authority and getting repeatedly btfo (sexually)
Anonymous No.33394542 >>33394545 >>33394546 >>33394547 >>33394553 >>33394555 >>33394556
>>33394532
alright fine ill go to 150

ive been hesitant about losing weight again because of what happened last time, also all my lose skin would get worse, but yeah id probably look a lot better at 150lb anyways

i dont like being tall though, i wish i was short. I could be like 100lb.

I will always be too heavy to be princess carried
Anonymous No.33394543 >>33394552
>>33394534
Dump her then
Anonymous No.33394544
oh christ, here we go
Anonymous No.33394545
>>33394542
Your body looks fucking fantastic right now.
Getting to 150 won't change your luck with boys, healing your trauma will.
Anonymous No.33394546 >>33394569
>>33394542
>woman more concerned with a magic marketing number rather than BMI
Anonymous No.33394547
>>33394542
Nah 150 is definitely doable. Maybe not for me realistically (I'm a lot shorter than you) but for a 6'5 guy, princess carrying 150 is totally reasonable if he works out enough. It'll happen one day!
myao No.33394548 >>33394803
>>33394537
i hate how i can read that
Anonymous No.33394549
>>33394265
Women only want big dicks
The rest are just pickmes who don't care for their enjoyment
Anonymous No.33394550 >>33394601
Treating femanon's ears like tasty snacks
Anonymous No.33394552
>>33394543
>>33394535
Guess so

I will then
Anonymous No.33394553
>>33394542
>I will always be too heavy to be princess carried

I can princess carry my male friend who's 160, you'll be fine lol. Just date a guy who goes to the gym
Anonymous No.33394554
>>33394540
That sounds fun
Anonymous No.33394555
>>33394542
I lift to specifically carry any woman I find attractive. You're fine
Anonymous No.33394556 >>33394559 >>33394561 >>33394577
>>33394542
>150
Fat lol
myao No.33394557 >>33394570
>>33394536
you're gonna awaken things in me

do not venture farther sir
Anonymous No.33394559 >>33394609
>>33394556
hey not everyone can be korean
Anonymous No.33394560 >>33394571 >>33394576 >>33394584 >>33394586 >>33394628 >>33394809
State Gender and Generation
Are you able to talk to your parents about sex?
Anonymous No.33394561
>>33394556
Anonymous No.33394563 >>33394568
>>33394296
>ning
You've said this a few times
What does it mean
myao No.33394564 >>33394595
>>33394538
pennsylvania is too far for us lol

drunk from one shot of everclear??
myao No.33394568 >>33394574
>>33394563
ning is a sound of confusion, it's basically like saying "huh"
Anonymous No.33394569 >>33394578
>>33394546
if i got to 100lb i would get sent straight to the mental hospital. My minimum weight before a (legit) anorexia diagnosis is like 130lb (my doctors diagnosis is stupid)

i wish i was short
Anonymous No.33394570 >>33394591
>>33394557
Should I be touching something in you, it's only because you touched me
Anonymous No.33394571 >>33394580 >>33394581
>>33394560
I hope my little girl will someday come to me about her weird belly tingles
Anonymous No.33394574 >>33394593
>>33394568
Is this a korean-ism
Also, how do cats meow in korean
Anonymous No.33394576
>>33394560
Anonymous No.33394577 >>33394589
>>33394556
im 5'10 :(
Anonymous No.33394578
>>33394569
my point is you're retarded. rather than being concerned about BF% or BMI or actual appearance, you want to be a magic '100 pounds' because the number looks good in isolation.
woman moment
Anonymous No.33394580 >>33394587
>>33394571
I'm sure this is supposed to be wholesome but holy shit please be a woman
myao No.33394581 >>33394585 >>33394587
>>33394571
(·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )

what?
Anonymous No.33394584
>>33394560
Yeah i talk to my mom about sex from time to time. Its never about actual details just general vaugness about safety intimacy and relationships

mymom recently said i should discuss it more with her so she can help me understand it better, however that is obviously very uncomfortable
Anonymous No.33394585
>>33394581
I think he's talking about what you feel when you read my posts.
Anonymous No.33394586
>>33394560
F
Zoomie, I can but I don’t want to
Anonymous No.33394587 >>33394592
>>33394581
>>33394580
and now you understand how deranged it is to suggest children should go to their parents about their sex lives
there is no scenario where it doesn't become extremely awkward and uncomfortable for all parties involved, for no net gain
Anonymous No.33394589 >>33394599 >>33394602
>>33394577
I'm male, taller and weigh less. Women have lighter bones. You're just fat.
myao No.33394591
>>33394570
just come over already
Anonymous No.33394592 >>33394600 >>33394623
>>33394587
Theres a difference between talking about it with your "little girl" vs your now 20 yr old adult child
myao No.33394593 >>33394596
>>33394574
>is this korean-ism
probably lol

>cats meowing in korean
nyao, nyaong, nyang
(also where my nametag came from but i had to leave my old one)
Anonymous No.33394594
>>33394524
I’ve played with it, but swallowed
Anonymous No.33394595
>>33394506
Thanks, but I haven't given up yet. I met a girl on Friday and despite it going well I was retarded and didn't ask her for her number even though I have no clue when I'll ever see her again. I have a female friend (friend's wife's younger sister) who always complains about not having any friends (apparently I'm the social recruiter for all of my friend groups) so I introduced her to the pair of sisters I met and she asked for both their numbers, but I got cold feet or something or other. 404 brain not found. I found her instagram though, so I'll probably give her a follow, message her and see if it goes anywhere. Not tonight though, I don't want her to see she got a follow request at degen hours.

>>33394564
fair, fair

>drunk from one shot of everclear??
Yeah she was a super light weight but she was also probably on an empty stomach since it was a potluck birthday party. My mom's probably more of a light weight than her though. She gets 1 shot of kahlua in some hot chocolate and she's out. My dad is a heavyweight. My alcohol tolerance is incredibly inconsistent and it really annoys me how unpredictable my response can be. Sometimes I'm one and done. Other nights I'll have 4 drinks and still feel nothing. In fact, I was drinking for 6 months before I ever felt a thing from alcohol.
Anonymous No.33394596
>>33394593
>(also where my nametag came from
I thought so
Anonymous No.33394599 >>33394614
>>33394589
ur scrawny, you must be underweight or near underweight
Anonymous No.33394600
>>33394592
what's the cutoff?
Anonymous No.33394601
>>33394550
silly!
myao No.33394602
>>33394589
shut the fuck up she's normal weight for her height!!!!
Anonymous No.33394603 >>33394610
>>33394524
who's pee is it?
myao No.33394609
>>33394559
?
Anonymous No.33394610
>>33394603
Whoever you want.
Anonymous No.33394614 >>33394617
>>33394599
A bit, yes. It's nice.
Anonymous No.33394616 >>33394636 >>33394673
I think I'm too wordy when I text women

I'm not a 'wyd' guy I'm a 'here's the itinerary' guy
myao No.33394617 >>33394620
>>33394614
honey do you have an eating disorder
Anonymous No.33394620
>>33394617
No, but eating too much has negative consequences for me. I prefer not to force myself.
Anonymous No.33394623
>>33394592
>I want to be able to tell my father about all the sloppy casual nasty sex I have but he is not under any circumstances allowed to enjoy the conversation
mask slip moment
Anonymous No.33394624
>tfw I'll never have a 5'10 20 yo Jewish gf
I'm sad rn, she'd never look my direction irl.
Anonymous No.33394628
>>33394560
M. I guess I could, but I don't see the point of having awkward conversations for no good reason.
myao No.33394629 >>33394637
goodnight everyone
Anonymous No.33394632 >>33394638
its past 2am, do i go to sleep?
Anonymous No.33394636
>>33394616
I feel that. After my last fuckup I have "do not send women anything that resembles an itinerary" on my mental list of "things not to do when texting a girl".
Anonymous No.33394637
>>33394629
Goodnight cat.
Anonymous No.33394638 >>33394655
>>33394632
Yeah, its better for you.
t. someone who regularly stays up til 5am
Anonymous No.33394646 >>33394650 >>33394652
Merry Christmas, /atoga/!
Are you spending Christmas with your family or gf/bf?
Anonymous No.33394647 >>33394672
Why do ugly girls want to partner up with me (an ugly mole rat)?
Do they think that by some magic, our children won't be ugly mole rat children too?
Anonymous No.33394650
>>33394646
Anonymous No.33394652
>>33394646
With my gf. I love Christmas songs and the Christmas lights outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbZTfrhcamA
Anonymous No.33394655
>>33394638
I don't know, man. My family is sort of falling apart and nobody cares anymore, and I'm not sure that trying to be the engine of happiness and Christmas spirit and doing all the decorating and cooking and bringing everyone together is good for me right now considering I'm permanently alone and can't get anyone I actually like to tolerate me. I guess you wanted a different answer, but maybe don't ask about Christmas at 1 AM in July.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIW2qNuULbs
Anonymous No.33394667
I hate this little game of not talking to each other. I hate it. I HATE IT SO MUCH. I tried watching Xavier renegade angel and thought
>ya know what, she would really like this
And then I remembered that we’re doing no contact for some arbitrary amount of time and I’m just supposed to do nothing
Anonymous No.33394670
>saw a soldier sitting next to his parked bike sitting on a wall, talking into his walkie talkie and swinging his legs back and forth
adorable
Anonymous No.33394672 >>33394674
>>33394647
ugly people need dick too, just make sure to use bc
Anonymous No.33394673
>>33394616
surely it can't be that bad
Anonymous No.33394674 >>33394675
>>33394672
Nobody is entitled to sex.
Anonymous No.33394675 >>33394678
>>33394674
I said nothing about entitled
Anonymous No.33394678 >>33394683
>>33394675
If you're ugly, you should not rely on getting sex.
Anonymous No.33394683 >>33394685
>>33394678
I also said nothing about relying on
all I said is that being ugly doesn‘t make people asexual
Anonymous No.33394684 >>33394687 >>33394692
Why does cum smell like squid.
What did evolution mean by this.
Anonymous No.33394685 >>33394688
>>33394683
What people want is not always compatible with what they should get.
Anonymous No.33394687 >>33394703
>>33394684
it is not meant to go in the mouth and nature thought it is sly by making it disgusting enough so humans don‘t waste it by not putting it inside the vagene but unfortunately it did not factor in porn brain and humiliation fetish
Anonymous No.33394688 >>33394690
>>33394685
I also said nothing about should
what‘s your problem idiot? lol
go fuck an ugly hag or don‘t
damn
Anonymous No.33394690 >>33394695
>>33394688
This is like saying incels need pussy, too. Get a hold of yourself.
Anonymous No.33394691 >>33394697
540th ish for women don't suck.
I tell you. I love women. They're nice, pretty, make tummy go to heaven and the mind go away. They take care of things and make sure there is what is needed to be ahead for both family and home. They can't do some things that men can, but men can't do some things woman can, like have breasts, remember all the little things, notice every detail in the world, and see through all lies of all men.
Anonymous No.33394692 >>33394703
>>33394684
it has like 3 ammonia (amine-loaded) compounds in it, but I am actually not sure why.
i don't know what function those have.
Anonymous No.33394693 >>33394696 >>33394701
why do women hate paternity tests so much? if everyone has them done at birth, doesnt the whole mistrust issue fade away?
Anonymous No.33394695
>>33394690
they do, but we don‘t always get what we want and need
doesn‘t mean we stop wanting or needing it
Anonymous No.33394696 >>33394746
>>33394693
shut your whore mouth dumb slapfight slut
Anonymous No.33394697
>>33394691
ok
Anonymous No.33394701 >>33394746 >>33394799
>>33394693
Because the tests are based on mistrust.
Anonymous No.33394703 >>33394778
>>33394687
>it is not meant to go in the mouth
But squid is good food?
>>33394692
Oh a legitimate answer, interesting
Anonymous No.33394708 >>33394711 >>33394713 >>33394747 >>33394752 >>33394893
Is it true women don't mind gooning they just don't like men gooning to other women?
Anonymous No.33394711
>>33394708
Yeah, if you jerk off to >her she’s gonna take it way better than just jorkint like normal
Anonymous No.33394713
>>33394708
i'm sure they're going to object to their boyfriend jacking off to other men's big cocks and pecs, too.
Anonymous No.33394718 >>33394719
Apparently I look18 at the fresh age of 27. Am I fucked? Maybe early 20s could work but do women even wanna fuck someone who looks like an 18 year old?
Anonymous No.33394719
>>33394718
What are cougars for 4000.
Anonymous No.33394721 >>33394723 >>33394725
People have told me I look 13 at the budding young age of 34. Am I fucked? Maybe very late teens could work but do women even wanna fuck someone who looks like a little boy?
Anonymous No.33394723
>>33394721
Some weirdos would actually be into that.
Anonymous No.33394725
>>33394721
Paging JH
Anonymous No.33394739
did kittenposter die
Anonymous No.33394743 >>33394774
I get told I look 9 at the vibrant age of 46. Am I fucked? Maybe mid-tweens could work but do women even wanna fuck someone who looks like a 9 year old?
Anonymous No.33394746 >>33394799
>>33394696
no you, you fat piece of shit
>>33394701
not if everyone has it done at birth
Anonymous No.33394747
>>33394708
Why would I ever goon if I had a gf?
Anonymous No.33394752
>>33394708
I bet women wouldn't mind gooning so much if they weren't such prudes and did it together with their bfs. Women are strange: on one hand they have nasty casual sex with strangers after a whole night in a club, on the other they get repelled by the idea of someone masturbating for a little longer.
Anonymous No.33394753 >>33394755 >>33394767 >>33395375
>I love you, but your grandma was jewish so we can't date
Am I supposed to take that bullshit seriously? She never liked me, did she...?
Anonymous No.33394755 >>33394756
>>33394753
Being Jewish is a legitimate deal breaker. They are literally the blacks of the white race
Anonymous No.33394756
>>33394755
That's retarded. I wish people weren't retarded.
Anonymous No.33394767 >>33394771
>>33394753
I would be hesitant to date someone with a family history of a debilitating genetic disease.
Anonymous No.33394771 >>33394773
>>33394767
I don't have a history of that. Most made it over 90yo in my family.
Anonymous No.33394773 >>33394777
>>33394771
anon meant being jewish
Anonymous No.33394774
>>33394743
no?
Anonymous No.33394777 >>33394779
>>33394773
I know. That's a dumbass thing to say.
Anonymous No.33394778 >>33394801
>>33394703
>squid is good food
no, it‘s the dipping sauce or the fried batter or whatever else is on it that makes it good, the squid itself is gross
Anonymous No.33394779 >>33394781
>>33394777
not really, it‘s like having kids with someone with a whole slew of personality disorders
just not worth the risk
Anonymous No.33394781 >>33394783
>>33394779
That is also a retarded assumption.
And you are on 4chan. You probably suffer some personality disorder.
Why are you saying dumbass things? Just to be racist? Just to be rude?
Anonymous No.33394783 >>33394787
>>33394781
Anonymous No.33394785 >>33394786 >>33394789
Why are women so mean
Anonymous No.33394786
>>33394785
being nice is boring
Anonymous No.33394787 >>33394788
>>33394783
You aren't right though.
And just because something sounds "rude" it doesn't make it correct. That's an excuse assholes make when confronted about their behavior.
>wYm? i WaS oNlY tElLiNg ThE tRuTh
Hilariously cowardly.
Anonymous No.33394788 >>33394792
>>33394787
Anonymous No.33394789 >>33394791
>>33394785
some of us are insufferable for fun!
Anonymous No.33394791 >>33394793
>>33394789
tranny hands
Anonymous No.33394792 >>33394797
>>33394788
So yeah, just being racist huh?
Is there anything of substance you have to say? Or is it just the same retarded conpiracies of always?
Anonymous No.33394793
>>33394791
:(
Anonymous No.33394796
i literally take home 300 after pushing plates for 6 hours, how is anyone poor and jobless lmao
Anonymous No.33394797 >>33394802
>>33394792
Anonymous No.33394798 >>33394800
>>33393889
I can't coom unless I've done very specific things to my pp that feel good at that moment, its like a quicktime event, and it takes a really long time. So my bigger issue is to coom at all
Anonymous No.33394799
>>33394746
>>33394701
Anonymous No.33394800
>>33394798
Lol
Anonymous No.33394801 >>33394805
>>33394778
But it’s retardedly high in protein
Anonymous No.33394802 >>33394808
>>33394797
The funny thing is you have a folder full lf meme images that you unironically got your entire ideology from.
Actually insane. You have nothing of substance at all.
Anonymous No.33394803
>>33394548
what does it say?
Anonymous No.33394805
>>33394801
An average load contains 0.25g of protein. Less than one gram of chicken has more than that. I‘ll stick to the chicken, thank.
Anonymous No.33394808 >>33394821
>>33394802
I have memes that humorously depict the truth. I don‘t get my ideas from them.
But that seems a bit of a difficult concept for you to understand.
Anonymous No.33394809 >>33394812
>>33394560
Male Zillenial
No, my mom shamed me constantly for even liking anime because she thought it was porn
Anonymous No.33394812 >>33394819
>>33394809
Based and correct mom.
Anonymous No.33394815 >>33394816 >>33394820 >>33394831 >>33394846 >>33394851 >>33394928
What are women doing with their extra cash?
Anonymous No.33394816 >>33394823
>>33394815
My what now?
Anonymous No.33394819 >>33394827
>>33394812
Nah she made me terrified to even flirt with anybody or do anything remotely physical
Anonymous No.33394820
>>33394815
all that shit you see ads for every day where you think "who are they selling this shit to? who BUYS this crap?"
... yeah
Anonymous No.33394821 >>33394836
>>33394808
What seems to be too difficult for you to understand is that your dumbass memes and you ofc, are wrong.
But I imagine that, like every other retard, having someone else to blame your problems on makes you feel better. And taking refuge in belonging to a collective that you arbitrarily define and think to be superior also makes you feel better about yourself.
It's always the same with your kind.
Anonymous No.33394823
>>33394816
The money you save.
Anonymous No.33394826 >>33394828 >>33394832 >>33394842 >>33394929
Women
If a guy that likes to read gifted you some of his favorite books how would you feel?
Anonymous No.33394827
>>33394819
>wah wah, mom told me to not be an irresponsible, degenerate coomer and that completely destroyed my instinct to breed, or thats what I use as an excuse to justify my dysgenic existence
Sounds like natural selection is working.
Anonymous No.33394828 >>33394837
>>33394826
Depends on what books they are. Can be anything from disgusted to grateful. I‘ll act grateful anyways to not hurt his feels.
Anonymous No.33394831
>>33394815
buying things i want or going to places maybe
Anonymous No.33394832 >>33394837 >>33394840
>>33394826
Nag
I think it's a nkce gesture but also kinda dumb.
Depends on whether or not I know if she likes to read.
If not, then gifting her something I like is fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.33394834 >>33394931
i love sitting in the dark alone looking at good computer screen and listening to music
Anonymous No.33394836 >>33394861
>>33394821
The individual jew might be an alright creature but as a whole, you can‘t just say clear emerging patterns are nonsense because it makes you feel bad. If you don‘t want people to think badly about the jews, maybe stop acting so jewish.
Anonymous No.33394837 >>33394838 >>33394869
>>33394828
Mein Kampf and the Kama Sutra
Kidding, mostly classic horror literature
>>33394832
Really? See that's why I ask because to me if someone gives me something they really like it means a lot to me, even if I otherwise don't have much interest. I'm weird with gifts though
Anonymous No.33394838 >>33394841
>>33394837
>Mein Kampf
Based, since thats a collectors item if original.
>Kama sutra
>jeez porn
Pass.
>Fiction
Eh…
Anonymous No.33394840
>>33394832
I'm a guy but I realized that in the past some of my friends got me books that they liked and I thought it was cool because they were sharing that part of them with me, and I would get to try something new. But at the same time I do also feel like most of the time if you're gifting someone something you like it could give off selfish vibes?? Idk.
Anonymous No.33394841 >>33394843
>>33394838
>>Fiction
>Eh…
Anonymous No.33394842 >>33394864
>>33394826
I'd love it but don't expect (all of) them to jump to the top of my reading list. The thing is either she's not a big reader and then finishing a few books in short time will be a chore for her in the first place. Or she is a big reader and then she probably is already reading things and looking forward to reading specific others first.

If you're cool with that, I don't see why not. In general I love being gifted books that mean a lot to a person because even if the book wasn't totally my thing, we can discuss it together afterwards and if they loved it that part will still be fun because they will be excited to share their own thoughts usually.
Anonymous No.33394843 >>33394864
>>33394841
Lets just say a guy once gifted me the pillars of the earth because its his favorite book and I ended up not reading it. Sorry.
Anonymous No.33394846 >>33394849
>>33394815
For me and most other women I know it's a combination of saving it and then having fun money that goes to vacations, going out/festival tickets, restaurants, luxury clothing and/or beauty products, expensive hobbies like arts and crafts supplies... Depends on the person both how much they value enjoying their money vs saving more and how they enjoy their money the most when they do spend it.
Anonymous No.33394849 >>33394852
>>33394846
>luxury clothing
Anonymous No.33394851
>>33394815
Crafting and art supplies.
Anonymous No.33394852 >>33394859
>>33394849
Is that not the normal way to say it? You know what I mean, clothing you find especially pretty but is both expensive and not practical at all/not for work, so it's not something you can remotely justify as just needing more/new clothes. For women that are generally very into fashion though it can be something to spend on if they can afford to.
Anonymous No.33394859 >>33394865 >>33394873
>>33394852
Luxury clothing is a concept completely divorced from any practicality and financial sense. You're able to find pretty clothes that don't carry the designer/luxury brand pricetag.
Anonymous No.33394861 >>33394913
>>33394836
>clear emerging patterns are nonsense because it makes you feel bad.
You are being dishonest. As all retards who spew things like this are.
Name 1 of these "patterns" that is unique to jews.
There is none.
If a pattern is not able to be applied to every case, it is by definition, not a pettern.
It's also not even a majority. You are basing your accusations on a minority of the population and then generalizing them, which is also a dumb thing to do.

This is why talking with people like you is so fucking pointless. Your level of analysis is wrong. Falwed.
>acting jewish
Finally, you don't even know what this means. This is a "catch-all" term for things that you deem to be negative. As I previously stated, none of these things are particular of jews, nor are jews the majority of people who do them.
But I'm sure you will ignore this, because it serves your points to do so. As your kind always does. It tracks, it's natural that someone who chooses to believe the things you believe would ignore all the evidence of those things being wrong. It's a fucking requirement to do so lmao
>individual jew
You already contradicted yourself here. And your initial animosity towards a post that was only expressing frustration and sadness, was only based on me being 1/4 jewish. You are objectively wrong, and dishonest. And your views only spread misery.
My family are good people, who have absolutely nothing to do with anything you accuse them of. But you can't help yourself. Because you are just a retard.
Anonymous No.33394864
>>33394842
Oh, yeah I wouldn't expect it to jump to the top of her priorities or anything, just be there if she ever gets the urge to read something different
I'd be silly to think she'd read it within a short period of time just because I gave it to her
I also feel like it would open the gates for her to do the same thing you know?
>>33394843
Its fine if its not your thing
Anonymous No.33394865 >>33394870
>>33394859
What femanon means is clearly just non essential clothing, not necessarily overpriced brand items. Get over yourself.
Anonymous No.33394866 >>33394875 >>33394876
is it weird me and my gf basically just talk and have sex the entire evening? i realized we never even watched a series or movie in 2 months time. we just go to the bedroom switch between talking/sex for hours on end. i don’t mind at all it just suddenly hit me like how long can this go on for
Anonymous No.33394869 >>33394883
>>33394837
>Really? See that's why I ask because to me if someone gives me something they really like it means a lot to me, even if I otherwise don't have much interest. I'm weird with gifts though
I mean you could try it. I would see that as an attempt at getting closer? We all want to share things we like with those we care about.
I wouldn't do it for say, an occasion in which they celebrated. Like a birthday, for example.
Anonymous No.33394870 >>33394872 >>33394879
>>33394865
Luxury isn't that.
Anonymous No.33394872
>>33394870
Ok
Anonymous No.33394873 >>33394882
>>33394859
Obviously, but that's the whole point right? Eating out at a restaurant is frivolous especially if you're a good cook and can eat at home for a fraction of the cost. If you're a creative person, you could argue you should just try to get into drawing if you want a creative outlet, not use expensive paints or clay.

But the question was specifically about what the "extra" money goes to. I'm not talking about designer bags for 3k but if you want a well-made popular design from a popular brand that's not the cheapest, you could still easily look at 100-250 for a brand new item. I don't know if you know a lot about women's fashion or not, but it is also incredibly easy to find dirt cheap super cute looking clothes in terms of cut/pattern/colors, but they will typically be made of polyester or similar materials that a lot of women especially as they age simply don't want to wear anymore because the sweating and lack of comfort while wearing it isn't worth it being cheap and cute looking. But if you want good natural materials you easily look at a higher price than for male fashion which is more designed on the assumption that it doesn't have to look particularly amazing it just needs to be inoffensive and durable...
Anonymous No.33394875
>>33394866
Sounds normal to me.
Anonymous No.33394876
>>33394866
Not weird at all, just means you're so into each other you don't really think of it or miss it. Enjoy it. You will naturally reach the stage where you feel like putting something on at least sometimes.
Anonymous No.33394877 >>33394878 >>33394946
need a femanon gf that is like this
Anonymous No.33394878
>>33394877
Sorry, my name is not Mary Alice.
Anonymous No.33394879 >>33394884
>>33394870
Then I did use the wrong term, what anon said is what I meant, just buying stuff at 2-3x the price you would normally pay just because you love it so much more.
Anonymous No.33394882 >>33394889
>>33394873
Yeah, women's clothing costs more, but it seems like we're associating premium BRANDS with quality.
Anonymous No.33394883 >>33394888
>>33394869
No, its a completely out of the blue gift
I like to give gifts and come up with excuses to do so regularly. For birthdays and such I go harder and really think about a good gift
Anonymous No.33394884 >>33394900
>>33394879
You did not. Anon is just an anal incel that wants to be mad at women for buying overpriced shit so he can justify not having a gf because she would demand he buys her a 20k bag or some bullshit. Just ignore him.
Anonymous No.33394888 >>33394892
>>33394883
As I said, I'm a guy.
But I don't see anything wrong with that.

Don't get mad if she doesn't read it tho.
Anonymous No.33394889 >>33394898
>>33394882
NTA but women's clothing is probably like the entire economy now.
You can buy cheap Chinese garbage for $0.90 per dress, or you can buy some handmade-in-Montana-or-Estonia linen dress for $450, and somehow the sane middle doesn't exist anymore because of offshoring and greed.
Anonymous No.33394892
>>33394888
>As I said, I'm a guy.
Ahh, I see
I'm looking for girls' thoughts since I already do this with my guy friends, honestly I feel like guys appreciate any gift because they don't get many
Anonymous No.33394893
>>33394708
Gooning with porn will never be well received by the far majority of women because it'll make her worry that she can't compete. Edging is one thing and a lot of women have no issue continuing after climaxing so they often have the stamina to spend a long time teasing in bed if that's what a guy wants. But if someone goons to porn it's hard to separate what's desire for long masturbation from what's desire to put off your orgasm specifically so you can consume a LOT of porn.

And for the guys that just really really love (lots of) porn, real sex is quickly disappointing. Porn thrives on novelty and endless variety, on extreme (the youngest/tightest/smallest girl ever, the bigger cock ever, the hardest fuck etc) which is just incredibly far removed from what makes "normal loving relationship sex" good. So for a guy like that you risk being boring easily.

As for how much they will judge gooning without porn, depends entirely on their own frame of reference and habits. Women spending long stretches of time masturbating is also a thing, feels like it's what I did half the first year after moving out. In that case no it's not an issue to know your partner also likes that. But if a woman was never that big on masturbation in the first place and saw it more like getting rid of an itch, it's still possible for her to be disturbed or intimidated to realize her sexual partners loves spending hours on it.

>tl;dr with porn almost nobody will like it, without porn your mileage will actually vary
Anonymous No.33394898 >>33394906
>>33394889
People don't realize how much of a slippery slope shopping is. The cheap garbage is clearly garbage. Then you instinctively look at the overpriced stuff and psyop yourself into thinking that it's inherently better because of the high price. Then you try to find a middle groud, but give up quickly because the expensive items are so much more appealing for your ego.
Anonymous No.33394900
>>33394884
Thanks for the clarification! The whole luxury [whatever] is such a void term you see in passing all the time I had started to worry I had wholly misunderstood the concept and it did imply designer stuff.
Anonymous No.33394906
>>33394898
This isn't totally true anymore because it has become so easy to buy once pricey clothes secondhand online. You just need to know brands you personally have good experience with (both in terms of durability/quality and knowing which size you carry in their clothing, that it mathes your proportions usually) but there's so many brands that make some good stuff and are not well-known.

The most frustrating thing at this point for buying is imo that it seems really common for even the brands with better reputations and a little pricier to really vary from item to item on whether they use natural fibers or cheapen out on the materials/design, and not everyone reselling is good about including the fibers. In the mid-range prices there are lots of brands where they have very sturdy stuff and plastic-y crap that just looks amazing...
Anonymous No.33394913
>>33394861
>If a pattern is not able to be applied to every case, it is by definition, not a pettern.
I was wrong here. But the rest of the post still stands.
Anonymous No.33394919 >>33394921 >>33394924 >>33394925 >>33394934
>>33393842 (OP)
Be honest. having a car, stable job, stable liveable income, a car, and a house. Is whats needed in today's market to have a wife right?
Anonymous No.33394921
>>33394919
Livable income and house aren't as important if you have alternative ways to afford to stay somewhere, especially if you're on the younger side and/or are a student.
Anonymous No.33394924
>>33394919
A house not necessarily. You should buy that together. But the means to buy one is good. The rest is fundamental basics, yes.
Anonymous No.33394925
>>33394919
Big difference there if you're twenty looking to date like 18-21 year olds or thirty looking to date mid twenties to early thirties... If you're cute, young girls won't give a fuck about whether or not you have a "stable job" (which to many would just read as "boring job" anyway) or a house, car depends on how easily you can get around without one. They will just care that you give them butterflies, maybe that you live on your own.

If you are looking to seriously date a woman beyond college age and especially if you are hoping to mutually settle down into having a family relatively quickly in your ideal scenario, then yeah stability matters.

At the end of the day though nobody will fall into your lap just because you have a house, car and job. Do not make the mistake of endlessly "optimizing" yourself only to realize at some point you have everything on paper but you're still shy and awkward around women and have next to no idea about how to flirt, let alone date someone. Even if you are not looking for serious relationships, do make sure you get to meet and talk to women from time to time, even if just small talk at stuff you go to with male friends.
Anonymous No.33394928
>>33394815
Crafting supplies, and whatever fun I want to do. I just ordered a non electric scooter
Anonymous No.33394929
>>33394826
That’s weird. I like climbing so I’m gonna give you some rope, now my hobby is a gift to you
Anonymous No.33394931
>>33394834
same it sounds kind of nice
Anonymous No.33394933 >>33394942
State gender, i'm male

For a couple of months, i've come to the possible realization that I was raped by my mom's boyfriend as a kid. My memories of childhood are foggy, and I know my mind erased things like physical abuse because I heard confirmations of it at a later date.

Everyone in my family was abusive one way or another, be it verbal, manipulation, physical, etc. But a part of me has always "known" that I was assaulted. There are so many details that I could go over... from nightmares, defensive anytime I was touched in relationships, anxiety attacks from talking about SA, etc.

He's the only one that when i'm near, my body shakes. It's hard to explain, but it's such a strong reaction of defensiveness when he's in the same room as me, to the point of being barely able to walk.

I've gone to therapy many times, and in the last attempt to make it work, my therapist was skeptical of it all, but confirmed sexual trauma of some sort.

There are too many details, but he's the one that makes sense, and if I take it as a fact, SO MUCH of my life and his makes sense from the day we met.

Anyway, what I want to ask is... what do I even do with this? I still live with my mom and him, and they have a child now; my brother, who is now 5.

I don't have anything but scrambled memories, an unsuportive family, and too busy with my adult life bearings. I'm gonna move next year at 22, but is that really fair to my little brother? What if my feelings are true and he assaults him? But I can't just stop myself from living to keep things in check.
Anonymous No.33394934
>>33394919
No. It's harder and harder to outearn women. Even the ones who say that they want someone on their level actually mean that you should earn more. Or just "not less" than them. Which still means more. Stability is actually a way to say that you're the one who needs to have a bigger safety net than them (because, as you can see from this thread and other places, their finances are worse than yours, no matter how much they earn).
Anonymous No.33394942 >>33394945
>>33394933
F for what it matters. Anon I am really sorry this happened to you. The thing is everything you write is very classic for childhood sexual abuse victims. The never truly having known and simultaneously always having known on the deepest level. The confusion, the vagueness. The difficulty speaking.

If you want to protect your brother to your best abilities, here's what you need to do: you need to start believing yourself, what your body is telling you, to the point where you are able to be strong to your mom. If you can't find a good therapist or it takes too long, I can very much recommend "Trauma and Repair" by Judith Lewis Herman. She goes into a lot of the feelings victims get that make them wonder their sanity, while they are the same time fairly universal feelings for victims of certain crimes.

Either way. The thing is. You need to get to a point where you can tell your mom straight up
>nobody can go into the past but I have the worst gut feeling in the world about stepdad, I can't remember everything but I feel how my body reacts, I do not trust him and do not think he should be around [brother]

The thing is and this is really difficult. You have to accept your mom ultimately decides. If you go too far and actually yell at her "he raped me and he WILL rape your child if you don't leave him, that fine with you?" then she will go 1000% defensive, conclude you are a liar telling fantastical stories. You need to reach a point where you can deliver the message so confidently that your mom has nothing to grasp at. That if she says "but we don't know/you don't know-" you say, correct, but I'm telling you I have the worst feeling in the world. Something she cannot demonize you for. Something she will not be able to forget after hearing it.

This is imo your best bet.
Anonymous No.33394945
>>33394942
Staying at home with your own abuser for the sake of your brother (who will be vulnerable for a long time to come) is a HUGE sacrifice and, let's be honest, if stepdad really wants to do something he will find a way. You can't always be awake at home, whether you live there or not.

A lot of people will have a kneejerk reflex to advise to call CPS on your mom if she doesn't immediately leave your boyfriend. The sad reality though is that being separated from the mom IS already a trauma for a child and to top it off, it's hardly uncommon for kids that are removed from home to get sexually abused by peers and/or adults in a facility or in a foster home, his stats aren't great there either. It's a reassuring sounding solution but it would amount to another kind of chaos so first try everything you do from inside the situation. This is a nightmare to be in, I feel for you.
Anonymous No.33394946 >>33394947 >>33394973
>>33394877
I knew men just wanted tittymonster robots to fuck. They don't care about love.
Anonymous No.33394947 >>33394948
>>33394946
It's women that don't care about love. That's why men are turning to robots.
Anonymous No.33394948 >>33394950
>>33394947
I didn't want to settle for robot dick. I only use dildos so much because it's so hard to find a guy to date seriously.
Anonymous No.33394950 >>33394956
>>33394948
It's literally impossible for guys.
Anonymous No.33394951 >>33394985
men, what are your thoughts on older women as sexual partners?
Anonymous No.33394956 >>33394958
>>33394950
Relationships have two sides. If it's not working for guys, it's obvs also not working for girls.
Anonymous No.33394958 >>33394960
>>33394956
There's plenty of data to show things are worse for men than for women.
Anonymous No.33394960 >>33394962 >>33394963
>>33394958
Do you eat and shit data? Why can't we have a conversation about our personal experiences and share thoughts on ways to improve our situations realistically? So many whiny anons are quick to just reduce everything to numbers then wonder why they can't get their dick wet from obsessing over graphs.
Anonymous No.33394962 >>33394966
>>33394960
At this point I've basically given up on ever getting a relationship. I'm in my 30s and I've never had a gf, it's never gonna happen.
Anonymous No.33394963 >>33394966
>>33394960
your response is literally why men just aren't interested in your kind anymore. bring on the tittyrobots, they'll never behave like that
Anonymous No.33394966 >>33394972 >>33394974
>>33394962
>>33394963
Thank God there are even a fraction of men out there that haven't completely given up on everything. The sadsacks ITT being an example of the norm IRL would honestly be too depressing to stomach.
Anonymous No.33394969 >>33394971 >>33394975 >>33394976 >>33395046
>>33393842 (OP)
For Women
If you met a man who is funny, witty, good looking, dutiful etc and otherwise perfect but you can see a certain pain in his eyes, it's clear he's hasn't quite moved on from a past relationship...

In that context would you to try and be "the woman who made him forget about her"?
Anonymous No.33394971 >>33394979
>>33394969
Probably not. Someone immature enough to mystify a human being like this is not someone I need in my life.
Anonymous No.33394972
>>33394966
Don't worry, women do a pretty good job of wrecking things on their own.
Anonymous No.33394973
>>33394946
those two are more affectionate than most women I know
Anonymous No.33394974 >>33394978
>>33394966
for the record I wear the costume of a normie and have no issue fucking you and dragging you along until I can upgrade to a tittyrobotos
Anonymous No.33394975 >>33394979
>>33394969
I always assume a guy has some baggage from past relationships. All I can do is try to be the best partner for him that I can. If that doesn't naturally help him move past it, then idk what to do.
Anonymous No.33394976 >>33394979
>>33394969
No... Maybe if I'd been younger but by now I realize you can't speed up an emotional process like that. If a guy actually goes from having a chip on his shoulder to loving life 24/7 because he fell for you so hard - you're a rebound, and once the relationship settles down the old pain will surface still.

I might not stop seeing him but I would definitely not try to impress him extra hard to show I'm better than the ex he can't forget... Which also implies he can't forget her because she was so special, while people just have trouble forgetting someone when they still care a lot about them or miss parts of them. That can remain the case even if you meet someone "better".
Anonymous No.33394978
>>33394974
I don't do anything casual. I actually get to know guys before getting physical because I know there are a lot of people out there just faking being interested in long term relationships.
Anonymous No.33394979 >>33394981 >>33394982 >>33394996 >>33394996
>>33394971
It's a double edged sword for both parties, as much as I want a new woman to love, there's a lot of pain to still somehow put away even two years later. I just seem to get women to fall for me fast when I like it slow, have that budding feeling grow, whilst most people I find become infatuated, want sex when I think I just want that mutual love again.
>>33394975
Yeah that's more so the question I'm asking.
>>33394976
The first half hits extremely hard, the second I think is all I need honestly.
Anonymous No.33394981 >>33394988
>>33394979
I'll give up and move on if he can't focus on me while I'm right in front of him. I don't have time to waste being a guy's second thought when he wakes up.
Anonymous No.33394982 >>33394987 >>33394988
>>33394979
>there's a lot of pain to still somehow put away even two years later
The pain is either not understanding what went wrong or self pity. Neither is something I want in a partner.
Anonymous No.33394984 >>33394997
I’m a somewhat intimidating looking guy. I like it when stranger women feel a tad intimidated by me, knowing I could overpower them easily if I had such thoughts.

I’ve never touched a woman against her will in my life and am disgusted by those who do. But I still like making women feel somewhat intimidated by me.

I’m probably weird am I.
Anonymous No.33394985
>>33394951
Depends on what you define as older woman
Anonymous No.33394987 >>33394990
>>33394982
There goes another woman, expecting men to read minds again.
Anonymous No.33394988 >>33394991 >>33394994 >>33395006
>>33394981
I think if I met someone like you being so verbally sharp, it'd be easy to move on.
>>33394982
The former, I'll never get my answer but the rats still run around in my head, trying to figure out the how and why still - less and less now but still do get them
Anonymous No.33394989 >>33394993
millenial women gonna be the biggest loser demographic of all time it looks like, damn. all of the broke, woke, aging tattoos and lonely
Anonymous No.33394990 >>33394999
>>33394987
Self awareness, understanding humans and pattern recognition is not mind reading unless you are a brainlet and think noticing and understanding things is magic.
Anonymous No.33394991 >>33395007
>>33394988
>get my answer
And what do you need one for? Your answer is that she is not here. Thats all the closure you need.
Anonymous No.33394993
>>33394989
Someone is mad, lol
Anonymous No.33394994 >>33395007
>>33394988
That's fair. I'm not looking to mince words about compatibility. I want a guy to honestly like me and honestly like him back.
Anonymous No.33394995 >>33394998
I hate this fucking body. I hate what it's become and I can't get my shit together enough to fix it and just eat something regularly. I've never felt this kind of shame.
Anonymous No.33394996 >>33395007
>>33394979
>>33394979
>the second I think is all I need honestly.
FWIW I agree with the other anon that personally I kind of expect someone to come with some sort of baggage and I am honestly more interested in how well he handles that and how well we can talk about it and feel on the same wavelength, than the mere fact that the baggage is there.

To use a simplistic metaphor, if dating is like a job interview and entering a relationship is being chosen for the job, then a good employer would understand no matter how good your papers are, you will still need time to start feeling at home, start truly understanding your position in that specific workplace, start working around local issues graciously etc. Basically the qualifications are to back up that you'll be able to learn the job fast enough and do it well enough, but both employer and employee should understand you only really learn to do it after you start.

I think it's like that too with love, if you have a special connection/chemistry, all the big things feel really right, it's worth investing in figuring out how it can work between the two of you. We do live in a time where people are encouraged to be very afraid of wasting their time, that it's better to miss out on a potentially good thing than to not be sure for some time. But I don't personally think that's very realistic. Everyone has issues, people differ more both in how well they can handle them but also how open they are about them, how honest. I care more that a partner is able to communicate and reflect on himself and genuinely wants to grow, than that something happened that left him feeling some way.

That said of course realistically speaking there is a timeline, if someone falls deeply for you and after a year it still feels like she's "the new girl" and you are thinking of your ex more, it's going to cause resentment, distance, unhappiness in the relationship. If you fear this is a realistic scenario, it's worth investing in by yourself.
Anonymous No.33394997
>>33394984
Who knows, the important thing is you don't do it. Nobody can read others' mind and it's all that can realistically be expected of you.

That said if I had to guess, it honestly would surprise me if you are an exception among men for feeling this way, in general it is common for men to enjoy intimidating women a bit.
Anonymous No.33394998
>>33394995
fat or skinny, male of female?
Anonymous No.33394999 >>33395001
>>33394990
You think maintaining eye contact for an extra 0.3 milliseconds is a "sign". Shut up.
Anonymous No.33395000 >>33395005
Modern women have intentionally made themselves worthless. There's nothing more repulsive than being reckless and wasteful like that, particularly when it seems to be done on purpose.
Anonymous No.33395001 >>33395002
>>33394999
Everything means something. Just because you don‘t know what it means doesn‘t mean it means nothing.
Anonymous No.33395002
>>33395001
You mean nothing.
Anonymous No.33395004 >>33395042
Girls have you ever considered surprising your boyfriend with a kinky bride costume? For bed stuff
Anonymous No.33395005 >>33395016
>>33395000
The next logical step is for them to make everything a man can do, or has done, worthless. That's how we'll have true equality, through destruction.
Anonymous No.33395006
>>33394988
Just saying for
>I'll never get my answer
>trying to figure out the how and why still
in my experience if this is the issue with moving on, it ultimately boils down that you cannot accept that the other person apparently felt quite differently than you thought.

Any argument you might want to bring about how well things were going or how loving she was being right down to the last second, is incompatible with her wanting to break up. So the narrative where everything was going great, if you feel it's there, was apparently not the story of her life, not her reality. A lot of stuff is more interpretation than I realized. "She loved me right down to the last second" from one side can sound like "I tried right down to the last second to get through to him and disarm him, then I gave up" from the other side for example.

Any reason that might frustrate you because it doesn't make sense, will start to make sense if you allow the weight of the stuff you (apparently) did not realize or underestimated to truly weigh on you.

Realize this is also a literal stage (negotiation) in the whole stages of grief/mourning thing. What are you hoping to achieve in finding out? Say tomorrow you woke up and realized crystal clear how she felt and what you did wrong - would it even matter? After two years she probably moved on and is maybe even with someone else. So it might feel productive to "find out" but it really is just a form of denial - as long as you are still realizing new things about the past relationship, in a way it might seem like it hasn't ended; if you truly understand, maybe you have a shot. But again just negotiation with the facts of life.
Anonymous No.33395007 >>33395010 >>33395011 >>33395013
>>33394991
True, we were together for some 6 years, proposed and everything, I was basically told I was too loyal one day and a disgusting monster using her for sex the next, she contorted herself into this disgusting, pathological liar of a woman who wounded me until I felt like I needed to leave and I'm only now slowly reconciling who I left was the woman she always was.
It's been painful but I'm trying my best now to appreciate those who are in my life and who do love me.
>>33394994
As with anything, for me I want that too, sadly I've mostly been on one end or the other of the love that's unrequited.
>>33394996
For me, for this "interview" just know that I try my best in all things, I want to say to St Peter that I lived my life the best I could, that I can fight, that I will fight until the end and in that way I want a love I can fight for, a tug and play, a verbal play with each other, always something that keeps the other wanting and needing, keeping it exciting I think that's the kind of love I want.
Anonymous No.33395010
>>33395007
>for this interview
I didn't mean to say that part matters, I meant more like, the kind of stuff people consider for whether or not they want to get together with someone else (like realizing you are not over your ex yet), is only the start, most somewhat experienced people realize it's only once you are dating that you can actually find out how much of the issues you can solve together or not.
Anonymous No.33395011 >>33395032
>>33395007
>she contorted herself into this disgusting, pathological liar of a woman who wounded me until I felt like I needed to leave
Oh, so not only lack of self awareness but self pity on top of that? Lol, pass.
Anonymous No.33395012 >>33395014 >>33395015 >>33395020 >>33395030
I can't stop thinking about this. It was before class (spring semester) and he pulled out some cookies and started dipping them in this huge cup of dunkin coffee. I remember it said XL, 2 sugar, 3 cream on it. I asked him why he was dipping cookies in his coffee it's weird and he just deadass told me "It's not coffee- I'm not weird. It's milk."
Why did he do this?
Anonymous No.33395013 >>33395032
>>33395007
>I was basically told I was too loyal one day and a disgusting monster using her for sex the next, she contorted herself into this disgusting, pathological liar of a woman who wounded me until I felt like I needed to leave and I'm only now slowly reconciling who I left was the woman she always was.
I mean her behavior is erratic and conflicting. You were together for six years. It's not impossible that the woman she became in those years IS for all intens and purposes a different woman than the one you fell in love with.

Grief, issues with addiction (substances but also being an extreme workaholic for example), physical issues, depression/anxiety can all make people into a different version of themselves.

I mean your post kind of sounds like you feel you should've seen it coming that it would end this way after six years, but nobody can look into the future. The most mentally stable, loving person would probably turn into a sorry wreck for a while if they, say, got into an accident and became handicapped all of the sudden. Life happens. When life gets hard, "seeds" of bad behavior of toxic traits that were always there can grow into actual recurring behavior, old patterns start playing up.

Basically mourn what went down but don't overestimate the power you had to change this or even see it coming really.
Anonymous No.33395014
>>33395012
You are the weird one for asking why someone dunks their cookie in coffee. Why wouldn‘t they? It‘s yummy. And even if you don‘t like it, who are you to comment on other‘s eating habits? Ofc he got weirded out and defensive. Holy autism.
Anonymous No.33395015
>>33395012
I dip my cookies in coffee all the time though, nobody has ever commented on it. I just like the coffee taste in combination with the cookie and if it's certain kinds the heat of the coffee will make the caramel (or whatever) melt a bit.

I think he just panicked because you commented on his eating and called it weird. Milk and cookies is a more classic combinaion I guess.
Anonymous No.33395016
>>33395005
Honestly, that's how Marxism works. So you're probably not even wrong.
Anonymous No.33395017 >>33395021 >>33395028
Women monolith in their "lowkey we might have messed up can we just have a WW3 and draft the men so we can pretend to dial things back a lil" phase
Anonymous No.33395020
>>33395012
phone was alexei
do not worry your little head
Anonymous No.33395021 >>33395025
>>33395017
Glowies, draft this idiot first.
Anonymous No.33395025
>>33395021
They should recruit you to field test parachutes
Anonymous No.33395028
>>33395017
Men might fail women en masse by running away from war. Since women can do everything that men do, they might rise to the occasion and go into combat.
Anonymous No.33395029
If the war is for a good cause then men should.
Anonymous No.33395030
>>33395012
What is Dunkin’ coffee? Is that like plain coffee?
Anonymous No.33395032
>>33395011
Mind if I just say, I know you're being hostile on purpose but I live for these sort of bouts.
>>33395013
I know, I just the line I have to tell myself as everything else hurts more, I really tried everything to fix what I could see was declining - but - the cogs in her head wouldn't stop turning, it was always easy to read what was on her face and in her eyes every time you felt like I got closer to the truth... a new issue, a new thing would appear just pushing me further and further away
I don't think it was just her for the record I have my faults, I know at the time I was in the wrong industry and couldn't hold down a job because of it, a practical man behind a call centre desk job didn't last I was failing and falling behind, promises I couldn't and failed to keep and all those little things could have built up over time, mix that with her getting a chronic ailment, it's not as simple as I want it to be, I just wish she said:
>Anon you're a fucking pathetic bum who's X, Y and Z I wish we did A, B and C but you fucked it up
And made it simple and clean, rather than getting swept up in the ocean of her emotions.

I think the irony now is I feel far more secure of my path in work and never been less certain of where I want to go in the future with everything else
Anonymous No.33395033 >>33395036 >>33395040
femanons, how would you respond if you saw a text message pop up from a former fling asking to catch up on your boyfriends phone? trying to determine if my gf is being unreasonable
Anonymous No.33395035 >>33395036 >>33395037 >>33395039
Women, do you make tier lists of men other than your bf?
Anonymous No.33395036
>>33395035
No
>>33395033
Depends on how he responds to that happening.
Anonymous No.33395037
>>33395035
The council's official stance is to never confirm nor deny the accuracy or truth behind South Park episode 14 season 11 "The List"
Anonymous No.33395038 >>33395041 >>33395053
Call me crazy, but I refuse to take advice from a female that lost her virginity to her uncle.
Anonymous No.33395039
>>33395035
No
Anonymous No.33395040
>>33395033
I would ask why my former fling is texting him
Anonymous No.33395041 >>33395048
>>33395038
who? is this in general or person specific?
Anonymous No.33395042
>>33395004
Girlfriend, yes
Anonymous No.33395043 >>33395049 >>33395051
In the bathroom nobody can hear you cry. It's the safest place on planet earth
Anonymous No.33395044 >>33395056
Where's all the namefags
Anonymous No.33395045 >>33395059 >>33395086
Why couldn't AI replace girlfriends? Obviously men are proofed against AI since we have to open jars or take you on dates but realistically AI can provide same amount of emotional support
Anonymous No.33395046
>>33394969
No thanks. I’m okay with admiring from afar. Hope he figure out his journey, I’m moving on
Anonymous No.33395048
>>33395041
JH did that.
Anonymous No.33395049 >>33395058
>>33395043
I hear you through the vents every time lol
Anonymous No.33395051 >>33395058
>>33395043
The room with the least amount of sound proofing due to the pipes. Good job anon
Anonymous No.33395053
>>33395038
Kill yourself if you're so obsessed with a child being raped that you bring it up every thread.
Anonymous No.33395056
>>33395044
Sssh
Anonymous No.33395058 >>33395071
>>33395049
>>33395051
I sob quietly
Anonymous No.33395059
>>33395045
Even if you had to buy a small cluster of GPUs or AI chips yourself, it would still be cheaper than the sacrifices that are necessary for a six-figure job that's eligible for women and a house that's eligible for women and procreation with one.
Anonymous No.33395071
>>33395058
Nice, now do it literally anywhere else and it would be an improvement
Anonymous No.33395075 >>33395079 >>33395083 >>33395093
You're a total joke. That's why I have to remind anons. Cry more.
Anonymous No.33395079
>>33395075
Not her, but it's really creepy how you won't stop talking about a child being molested. It's like you really enjoy thinking about that sort of content. Please find a new hobby.
Anonymous No.33395083 >>33395085 >>33395093
>>33395075
You're sick. The only thing you remind people of is how gross you are.
Anonymous No.33395085 >>33395088 >>33395090 >>33395093
>>33395083
That's rich coming from you. I am bullying you because of what you posted here, dumb freak. You deserve it.
Anonymous No.33395086 >>33395087
>>33395045
It's not physical, so it's only around 10% of it.
Anonymous No.33395087 >>33395091
>>33395086
If you want something physical you can hire a prostitute
Anonymous No.33395088
>>33395085
You tsundere, when will you drop the act and go on a date with me?
Anonymous No.33395090 >>33395096
>>33395085
>he thinks everyone who responds to his pedo fantasies is jh
lmao even
Anonymous No.33395091 >>33395151
>>33395087
Yes, and?
I don't have an issue with prostitution.
OP was clearly talking about a substite for a real romantic relationship.
Anonymous No.33395092 >>33395116
State gender.
Are you in big trouble?
Anonymous No.33395093 >>33395099
>>33395085
>>33395083
>>33395075
Did I miss some incel shitting up the thread again or what is this?
Anonymous No.33395096 >>33395103
>>33395090
Except she is the pedo. Keep defending her, buddy.
Anonymous No.33395099 >>33395109
>>33395093
Resident pedo is obsessed with the child rape a namefag went through. He brings it up unprompted because he has a crush on her and wants her to respond to him.
Anonymous No.33395103
>>33395096
You're transparent, anon. We all know how gross you are.
Anonymous No.33395106 >>33395120
Women, what are your mind control secrets? How do you keep him thinking about you, always about you, and only about you?
Anonymous No.33395109 >>33395112 >>33395113
>>33395099
Oh that obsessive shit again...
Sometimes I wish we had IDs here so we knew what other shit he posts, to get a better picture of the mentally ill.
Anonymous No.33395112 >>33395115 >>33395123
>>33395109
Remember when it was car washes and shock collars? I find it curious how obsessively repetitive schizos can be.
Anonymous No.33395113 >>33395129 >>33395269
>>33395109
They also habitually attack other namefags, but of course we can never know how often he goes after anybody posting for any reason.
Anonymous No.33395115
>>33395112
I almost miss the giantess anon.
Anonymous No.33395116
>>33395092
F
Not even the slightest
Anonymous No.33395117
>tell girl I sometimes make AI slop
>she is put off by it and says its bad
>fast forward a couple of months
>warmed up to it
>showed her how
>over the weekend she was locked in her room, schlicking it to playing dolls with her favorite hot boys fucking each-other just like in muh fanfics
>wanted to take home office today but I convinced her to go to work
What have I done
Anonymous No.33395120
>>33395106
I’m really hot and fun, takes no mind effort on my part.
Anonymous No.33395123
>>33395112
That wasn't me. It's just funny to bully her for the shit she posted here.
Anonymous No.33395129 >>33395140
>>33395113
>nooo don't bully the precious namefags who all defend each other after they post fucked up shit
Lol lmao even.
Anonymous No.33395130
producitivity levels MAXXED once im done peeing
Gare No.33395134 >>33395139 >>33395163
Wish me luck at work nerds
Anonymous No.33395135 >>33395166 >>33395311
Straight up, I'm leaving work in 3hrs, any of you Femanons in Manchester?
Want to do something recreational to unload all the stress from all this physical labour.
Anonymous No.33395137
>>33394270
Well, I don't exactly advertise the fact I'm alone, let alone (heh) the fact that I feel lonely or miserable. I think I restrain myself from asking for help often enough.
Anonymous No.33395139
>>33395134
Good luck at work, anon. I hope you get pegged by your dommy-mommy boss again.
Anonymous No.33395140 >>33395148
>>33395129
Bringing up your pedo thoughts and obsessions with namefags isn't bullying. It just makes you look like a creepy tsun simp. Nobody, not even them, cares about your spam beyond pointing and laughing at you. Get a clue.
Anonymous No.33395146 >>33395149
Where do I meet clingy gf
Anonymous No.33395148 >>33395156
>>33395140
>i have to defend her pedo behaviour by calling other anons pedos or she won't respond to my messages on discord anymore
Lmao.
Anonymous No.33395149
>>33395146
You don't want one
Anonymous No.33395151
>>33395091
It's a decent substitute
Anonymous No.33395156 >>33395180
>>33395148
You're the only one spamming things about children ITT, anon.
Anonymous No.33395163
>>33395134
good luck anon
Anonymous No.33395166 >>33395172
>>33395135
It'd help a lot if you didn't word this so weirdly. Lol
Anonymous No.33395170 >>33395173 >>33395175 >>33395213 >>33395222 >>33395255 >>33395272
How do I become more romantic as a woman?
Anonymous No.33395172 >>33395182
>>33395166
There's not much to be confused about, I have all this energy from a day of labouring, would love to make use of it
Anonymous No.33395173 >>33395202
>>33395170
copy from some romantic movies? idk
Anonymous No.33395175 >>33395202
>>33395170
Define romantic? There's a lot you can do with words alone
Anonymous No.33395177 >>33395184 >>33395191 >>33395313
Women-
How do you decide you want to date a particular man?
Anonymous No.33395180 >>33395250
>>33395156
Sure, simp incel. Now run away.
Anonymous No.33395182 >>33395185 >>33395318
>>33395172
>Want to do something recreational
>unload all the stress

When women read this, they think you only want casual sex. I'm sure of it.

You could've put " getting off work in 3 hours. Any female company, join me for dinner at ____. Just casual, not even a date"
Anonymous No.33395184
>>33395177
If he makes me feel excited to see him again/talk to him/spend more time with him.
Anonymous No.33395185 >>33395190
>>33395182
I think he meant casual sex
BlueValkyrie No.33395187
>>33394343
I need that from him.
Anonymous No.33395190
>>33395185
I think so, too. We'll see.
BlueValkyrie No.33395191
>>33395177
With my brain.
Anonymous No.33395195 >>33395200 >>33395240
Tall big mysterious stranger with green eyes and a serious, but gentle, countenance. You had forgotten his mystery when the crisis came along. When the crisis came and he took your hand and brought you somewhere safe.
You can see the outline of his shoulders and long back in the gloom, resting, waiting. Maybe he's asleep. After all, you had fallen, exhausted, somewhere out of all that chaos. But he's leaving soon- and without a word- you can tell. How do you get him to stay?
Anonymous No.33395198 >>33395237 >>33395326
Women:

Would you like or dislike if your boyfriend madeyou a very rigid schedule of what to do, where to go, what to wear, what to eat? With your consent, of course.
Anonymous No.33395200
>>33395195
Hit him in the shin with a crowbar
Anonymous No.33395202 >>33395205
>>33395173
Which movies??
>>33395175
I don’t know. What do men find romantic?
Trips are for Losers !!KGVIs6ydZO5 No.33395203 >>33395204
>>33392709
I was up til like 6am partying and dancing lol got absolutely mashed up
Man's gonna get a takeaway and watch Pitch Perfect 2 rn while clocking the opps but I think my niece and her stupid jobless bf are still here
Anonymous No.33395204 >>33395206 >>33395271
>>33395203
How do I unsubscribe from your blog.
Anonymous No.33395205 >>33395209
>>33395202
why do you want to be more romantic?
Anonymous No.33395206
>>33395204
>how do I deal with someone nice enough to put a trip on to identify their posts better
Hello newfriend!
Anonymous No.33395209 >>33395215
>>33395205
So i can be a good girlfriend
Anonymous No.33395213 >>33395225
>>33395170
Being romantic is a task for men, with a penalty of rejection and divorce.
Anonymous No.33395214
>>33393842 (OP)
hi women it's almost 6am and i am fucked up. early to bed early to rise!
Anonymous No.33395215 >>33395225
>>33395209
you cant sorry
Anonymous No.33395218 >>33395233
It's kinda funny that the men here think that romanticism is literally just buying a girl chocolate and a bouquet of flowers. Like, is your perception of what 'romance' is literally just early 2000s romcoms?
Anonymous No.33395222
>>33395170
stop having casual sex
Anonymous No.33395224 >>33395226 >>33395572
>tfw ask AI to generate a gf for me
>AI keeps generating girls that are too pretty

Anyway, what does a man have to do to get a wholesome girl who looks like this?
Anonymous No.33395225 >>33395228 >>33395233 >>33395241
>>33395213
I can be romantic too
I can scratch his back, but him car parts, make him food
I don’t know
>>33395215
You won’t even help me try?
Anonymous No.33395226 >>33395242
>>33395224
Have you tried talking to women?
Anonymous No.33395228 >>33395238
>>33395225
>I can be romantic too
As a response to him being romantic. Otherwise he wouldn't have been chosen.
Anonymous No.33395229 >>33395248
Either men or women:

I'm thinking of going to the gym for the first time ever - are there any gym social etiquette rules I, an autistic man, should follow?
Anonymous No.33395233 >>33395238
>>33395218
whats a good romcom example of romantiscm?

>>33395225
It is hopeless I am afraid
Anonymous No.33395234
There's this girl in my gym that has taught me what it means to yearn. She is so stupidly beautiful and the way she carries herself and her voice is so charming too.
There are plenty of good looking girls at the gym and I'm sure there are plenty that many people would call better looking but for some reason I am totally smitten with her. She genuinely inspires me to draw every time I see her so I can create beautiful things in the world too.
Anonymous No.33395236 >>33395251 >>33395438
Girls, would you suck your boyfriend's dick while he had a cold?
BlueValkyrie No.33395237 >>33395245
>>33395198
Men don't think that much about women.
Anonymous No.33395238 >>33395267
>>33395228
Okay
>>33395233
Why?
Anonymous No.33395240
>>33395195
Tall men only make a small subset of the population you dumb cunt.
Anonymous No.33395241 >>33395247
>>33395225
I just bought some car parts actually. I you wanna zelle me a thousand dollars, that would be really romantic
Anonymous No.33395242
>>33395226
Yes, but they look the other way.
The only girls who smile at me are the foreign workers who are desperate for a permanent VISA.
Anonymous No.33395244 >>33395247
Maybe that guy spent 5 years trying to get a girlfriend and now she doesn't even know how to be romantic. Women don't deserve relationships, they just get them because they're female.
Anonymous No.33395245 >>33395350
>>33395237
t. moid
4 AM she receives naked lotion massage half asleep
6 AM first breakfast
8 AM coffee giggles and memes under morning birdsong
9 AM Purity routine
10 AM Light second breakfast
11 AM Sensual meditation
12 PM Vigorous workouts
1 PM Washing naked in warm Sunlit pools and waterfalls
2 PM Power lunch
3 PM 70 girly power rah rah cheer hour
4 PM Disobedience hour
5 PM Punishment hours
7 PM wine and fancy dining
9 PM Fallen angel debauchery and pain
10 PM Tucked into bed
Anonymous No.33395247 >>33395256
>>33395241
Sure but will you hold my hand
>>33395244
I don’t have a boyfriend yet
Anonymous No.33395248 >>33395253
>>33395229
I don't understand the question
Anonymous No.33395250 >>33395262
>>33395180
So four years ago she posted about shota fantasy characters and you're still seething about it while talking about how much you enjoy the fact that a real human being was raped as a child? You're sick in the head in 2025 no less.
Anonymous No.33395251 >>33395260 >>33395315
>>33395236
i don't think he'll like it because he's sick and i'd just drain his already low energy even further (the energy honestly depends on how sick though)
Anonymous No.33395253 >>33395258
>>33395248
I don't understand what's there to not understand. I'm just asking how I should behave in a gym since I've never been in one.
Anonymous No.33395255 >>33395296
>>33395170
Make the guy feel like you appreciate him just for existing. That you like him even when he's not doing something for you. That you care for him purely for him, not because of what he can provide for you.
Anonymous No.33395256 >>33395296
>>33395247
Yes I love you thank you baby
Anonymous No.33395258
>>33395253
Do your exercises and be polite? Like anywhere else It is not some magic place
Anonymous No.33395260 >>33395265 >>33395309
>>33395251
Drain his energy? How much work are you making a guy do when you suck his dick?
Anonymous No.33395262 >>33395268
>>33395250
Hol up, is that why she hates the person she lives with
Anonymous No.33395265 >>33395274
>>33395260
A man's life energy is stored in the balls.
Anonymous No.33395267 >>33395296
>>33395238
I just think you are trolling
Anonymous No.33395268 >>33395283 >>33395336
>>33395262
Get with the lore anon. Uncle not dad did it. He killed himself too.
Anonymous No.33395269 >>33395276 >>33395281
>>33395113
I don't think going after namefags in itself is inherently wrong, especially when it's qt, which is just wretched in every single way.
But JH is not that, just somewhat neurotic.
Anonymous No.33395270
Women
Do you think the chances for a male to be successful with women as an adult are much lower if they were way too attached to their moms as children?
Wonder if there's a study about that
Trips are for Losers !!KGVIs6ydZO5 No.33395271
>>33395204
Bruv I'm literally using a trip just filter, are you dumb cuz??
Anonymous No.33395272 >>33395296
>>33395170
Being romantic is about making the other feel valued, cherished, chosen, seen, appreciated, pampered, spoiled, special, etc. You can do that in a thousand different ways, like remembering his favorite snacks and pick some up when you get gas, make him a playlist of songs that make you think of him, be curious about him as a person, try new things with him because he wants to share them with you, grab his hand when cuddling snd kiss each finger tip, have inside jokes, make them feel like you genuinely enjoy their weird parts and not just tolerate them, pick him up because you saw that it might rain, anything that feels intentional and meant specifically for him.

Think
>I could just exist with you, but I want to celebrate that I do
Trips are for Losers !!KGVIs6ydZO5 No.33395274
>>33395265
https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE?si=7qkW6lpeiFTFICLr
Anonymous No.33395276 >>33395287
>>33395269
When the anon spamming about hating a namefag is more frequent than the namefag doing the thing the anon is spamming about it counts as something different than just mocking a namefag. Its obsession
Anonymous No.33395278 >>33395280 >>33395281 >>33395322
Women:
DId you ever have a Danganronpa phase?
Anonymous No.33395280
>>33395278
Idk what that is and I also don‘t want to know.
Trips are for Losers !!KGVIs6ydZO5 No.33395281
>>33395269
>qt, which is just wretched in every single way
Bro I'm literally right here
>>33395278
Neuro still in this phase frfr
Anonymous No.33395282 >>33395319 >>33395529
State gender:

Favourite Monster Hunter monster?
Anonymous No.33395283 >>33395290
>>33395268
Ok then why she hate her dad when he gave her place to stay and stuck around unlike the mom
Anonymous No.33395287 >>33395290
>>33395276
I agree with that, and as I said, I don't have a problem with JH. She doesn't seem hate-worthy at all.
Anonymous No.33395290 >>33395305
>>33395283
The beatings most likely.

>>33395287
>She doesn't seem hate-worthy at all
Kek lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Anonymous No.33395291 >>33395294 >>33395303
Who the fuck is JH.
Anonymous No.33395294
>>33395291
Anonymous No.33395295 >>33395300 >>33395302
some chick who people are obsessed about
Anonymous No.33395296
>>33395255
Okay, so would that depend on the guy? One might appreciate gifts more than someone who appreciated words?
>>33395256
You’re welcome
>>33395267
Why would I be
>>33395272
Thank you
Anonymous No.33395300
>>33395295
Anons are not people. They are anons.
Anonymous No.33395302 >>33395308
>>33395295
Is she hot?
Anonymous No.33395303 >>33395310
>>33395291
She's the one who masturbates if you say something iffy ITT.
Anonymous No.33395304
I don't think they ever saw her
Anonymous No.33395305 >>33395317
>>33395290
>Kek lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just stating facts.
Her weird hangup about cum does ultimately nothing.
Anonymous No.33395308 >>33395314
>>33395302
Can black girls be hot?
Anonymous No.33395309
>>33395260
when you're really sick you don't want to do much other than sleep and get sustenance
Anonymous No.33395310
>>33395303
something iffy ITT
Anonymous No.33395311 >>33395325
>>33395135
What do you have in mind?
Anonymous No.33395313
>>33395177
I like him
Anonymous No.33395314
>>33395308
yes
Anonymous No.33395315
>>33395251
Unless I am in the hospital, I am never too suck to not get my dick sucked at least once a day.
Anonymous No.33395317 >>33395320
>>33395305
Many would disagree.
Anonymous No.33395318
>>33395182
I guess you're right but I do have a love of innuendo and entengre regardless of outcome.
Truthfully I want an adventure
Anonymous No.33395319
>>33395282
F
I’m simple, I like all the standard dragons.
Anonymous No.33395320 >>33395323
>>33395317
>Many
doubt.jpg

But anyway, it's a moot point.
Anonymous No.33395322
>>33395278
Don’t know what that is
Anonymous No.33395323
>>33395320
I guess you have a point since some guys want to cum on her specifically because she would cry about it so it would be a plus there
Anonymous No.33395324 >>33395327 >>33395426
It is pretty annoying that cum doesn't go away with water
Anonymous No.33395325
>>33395311
Meet up at Picadilly at 4:30 go see what there is to see, for as much as I work here I haven't explored in the slightest. Would prefer to keep you guessing than have a solid plan
Anonymous No.33395326
>>33395198
Yes, my ex tried that shit with me
>heey my parents are going to be here at 12 pm :)
Fuck off, I am not putting clothes on every week for this bullshit, I am not hiding the dildos again, you go out and make an excuse and when you get back you're getting spanked.
Anonymous No.33395327
>>33395324
It goes away if you swallow it all
Anonymous No.33395331 >>33395335 >>33395340 >>33395355 >>33395362 >>33395455
Women, is there a place where you are atleast semi regularly at and would be okay with a guy hitting on you?
Anonymous No.33395332 >>33395335 >>33395441 >>33395455
girls, would you rather have your clothes ripped off or slowly cut off with a knife?
Anonymous No.33395333 >>33395455
Boobs are scary. Please do NOT expose your breasts in front of me, I will quake with fear.
Anonymous No.33395335 >>33395338 >>33395611
>>33395331
Idk, maybe the grocery store. Just make sure she doesn‘t look stressed.
>>33395332
Ripped
Anonymous No.33395336
>>33395268
We don't know what actually happened. She was a very willful girl. A rather naughty girl, if I may be so bold, sir.
Anonymous No.33395338 >>33395344
>>33395335
You dont go anywhere else?
Anonymous No.33395340 >>33395611
>>33395331
My bedroom provided I know him and have invited him there
Anonymous No.33395344 >>33395352
>>33395338
Not really. Home, work, gym, grocery store. Grocery store seems the most neutral of those.
BlueValkyrie No.33395350
>>33395245
Anonymous No.33395352 >>33395353 >>33395357
>>33395344
Dang, same boat but sometimes I'll hit a bar for wings and a beer after work.
We should make some sort of app for introverts to meet.
Anonymous No.33395353 >>33395356
>>33395352
That would defy the point of being introverted.
Anonymous No.33395355 >>33395611
>>33395331
I’m only okay with it if it’s a friend of a friend. I’m not dealing with strangers
Anonymous No.33395356
>>33395353
I can be introvert and want gf
Anonymous No.33395357 >>33395359
>>33395352
It was called Duolicious
Anonymous No.33395359 >>33395368
>>33395357
Sounds interesting, though I'm not liking the use of past tense
Anonymous No.33395362
>>33395331
In public.
Anonymous No.33395363 >>33395365 >>33395455 >>33395603
>>33393842 (OP)
Do girls like playing with guys asses? I mine is toned and I don't want anything bigger than a finger stuck in me
Anonymous No.33395365 >>33395379
>>33395363
I like how it makes a guy feel flustered.
Anonymous No.33395368 >>33395372
>>33395359
Because it's had its time in the sun, most people who initially used it got hitched now you've got the scraps left
>t had a gf from there for a year
Anonymous No.33395372 >>33395390
>>33395368
>>t had a gf from there for a year
Why did it end? I can't see it being more successful than Tinder, especially with the man to female ratio being worse here.
Anonymous No.33395373 >>33395382 >>33395413 >>33395595
What is something that's hot to look at but shitty and unfun in bed?
For me, its nipple piercings.
Anonymous No.33395375
>>33394753
She's based
Anonymous No.33395379 >>33395383
>>33395365
I go to the gym a lot so I'd just want a girl to appreciate all the squats I did
Anonymous No.33395382 >>33395388
>>33395373
For some women they don't wear it to look sexual, it's for physical health reason(i.e inverted nipples)
Anonymous No.33395383 >>33395411
>>33395379
No, thats gay.
Anonymous No.33395384 >>33395385 >>33395392
Kek.
How is it better than other dating apps?
Anonymous No.33395385
>>33395384
>he fell for it
Ok
Anonymous No.33395386 >>33395387
Cry about it, stupid bitch.
Anonymous No.33395387 >>33395407
>>33395386
Lol, manlet malding.
Anonymous No.33395388
>>33395382
>inverted nipples
But... they are my favorite
Anonymous No.33395390 >>33395393 >>33395398
>>33395372
She said she didn't feel appreciated, I disagreed, she wished to be alone, I let her be.
I should have been better, but it would have been even more cruel to stay.
As I said the initial femcel hype rush is gone now you get coked up girls, brain dead zoomer women, nothing of interest or note.
Anonymous No.33395392 >>33395401
>>33395384
You both have terrible command of the English language.
Anonymous No.33395393
>>33395390
>zoomer women
Anonymous No.33395398 >>33395402
>>33395390
>I disagreed
Lol, you don‘t get to disagree on how someone feels. Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.33395399 >>33395432
Men
Do you resent your gf/ex for not being romantic enough?
Anonymous No.33395401
>>33395392
That's not me. I never used duolicious because I was told the sign up process was long and I didn't want my face to be associated with 4channel. And imagine filling up your profile just to get rejected for being below 6ft like anywhere else.
Anonymous No.33395402 >>33395403
>>33395398
I did and I'd do it again.
Anonymous No.33395403 >>33395405
>>33395402
Then stop whining about the consequences of acting like an idiot.
Anonymous No.33395405
>>33395403
Where was I whining? Meds? Hello?
Anonymous No.33395406 >>33395412 >>33395459 >>33395478
24, almost 25 incel here.
My mothers friends and neighbours asked her (2 other women) about why or if really ive never had a gf, she told me months ago but im angered about it again. I must suicide
Anonymous No.33395407 >>33395410
>>33395387
Don't be a bully to the shorty
Anonymous No.33395410
>>33395407
Why not?
Anonymous No.33395411 >>33395415
>>33395383
My friends girlfriend said girls like guys asses
Anonymous No.33395412 >>33395417 >>33395423 >>33395439 >>33395444
>>33395406
Go to the gym, start mogging, observe and watch how others talk and interact, practice in the mirror, simple as
Anonymous No.33395413
>>33395373
literally eating ass
Anonymous No.33395415
>>33395411
She is dating him, so she clearly has some sort of faggot fetish.
Anonymous No.33395417 >>33395425
>>33395412
I am considering chemical if not actual castration, I want to get the whole thing removed, entirely, I'm too old, I don't wanna be sexual or a failure to be in a relationship anymore
Anonymous No.33395423
>>33395412
Every guy under 30 is at the gym. He needs roids if he wants any results, but good luck if you start balding or get acne.
Anonymous No.33395425
>>33395417
You're mentally beneath the ground you stand on, have some spine to stand up for yourself. It's not over until you're dead.
Anonymous No.33395426 >>33395442
>>33395324
especially when it gets stuck on the skin or hair
Anonymous No.33395428 >>33395542
Yea I want a boyfriend
Anonymous No.33395432 >>33395436
>>33395399
Idk about resent. It’s just not who she was as a person. Very passive. The flip side is that we never argued. It’s a weird feeling that I almost *wanted* more drama, because at least there would be a more tangible passion
Anonymous No.33395436
>>33395432
Why did you guys split?
Anonymous No.33395438
>>33395236
Why not?
Anonymous No.33395439 >>33395444
>>33395412
He needs to get fat and bald, embrace comfyness, find bunch of blokes to hit the pub with and enjoy life
Anonymous No.33395441
>>33395332
i'd rather have my clothes ripped off
Anonymous No.33395442 >>33395445
>>33395426
Hair would be a nightmare
Anonymous No.33395444
>>33395412
>>33395439
For me its hitting the gym and being a fat pub enjoyer
Captcha Dv2vD, perfect balance
Anonymous No.33395445 >>33395460
>>33395442
it'll feel gross and have random chunks for a week at best
Anonymous No.33395455 >>33395611
>>33395331
I don’t have an answer for that.
>>33395332
Ripped. I can’t wait like that.
>>33395333
I think mine would ok
>>33395363
Just their dicks
Trips are for Losers !!KGVIs6ydZO5 No.33395459 >>33395472 >>33395476
>>33395406
Ignore normalfags, they live on another planet
Anonymous No.33395460
>>33395445
Yeah that would be bad. Cum is so weird.
Anonymous No.33395461 >>33395463 >>33395473 >>33395496 >>33395517 >>33395520 >>33395523 >>33395531
american anons, do you guys live in suburban neighborhoods with a house that has a frontyard/backyard and does it look as good as i imagine??
state gender by the way
Anonymous No.33395463 >>33395468 >>33395539
>>33395461
F
Yeah. My current house even sometimes has deer walking by.
Anonymous No.33395468 >>33395470
>>33395463
cool! are deers cute?
Anonymous No.33395470
>>33395468
Yeah they're nice. They can be a pain in the ass if you're growing a garden though.
Anonymous No.33395472
>>33395459
Now tell that anon how many girls you slept with after partying.
Anonymous No.33395473 >>33395479 >>33395517 >>33395535
>>33395461
It’s rural. This is the front yard.
Anonymous No.33395476
>>33395459
No they live on the same, in the same planet where I hsould have had a gf by now but its never happened
I am going to get surgery or I want surgery to remove my genitals, smooth down there
Anonymous No.33395478
>>33395406
I overheard my mother on the phone saying that I am asexual, it was pretty funny. I am not an incel though just autistic
Anonymous No.33395479 >>33395486
>>33395473
looks nice! i'd imagine there'd some wildlife and bugs there?
Anonymous No.33395486
>>33395479
Yeah there are lots of deer, lots of fawns this year. The bugs have been kinda bad but not as much the last few days I don’t think but it’s humid.
Anonymous No.33395492 >>33395513
no one ever gives me yous...
Anonymous No.33395493 >>33395501
>33395492
Anonymous No.33395496 >>33395500
>>33395461
m i LITERALLY live in one of those soulless cookie cutter southwest suburb mcmansion neighborhoods that gets memed
Anonymous No.33395500
>>33395496
are they really that bad?
Anonymous No.33395501
>>33395493
Hey, how are (You) doing? Any plans for this wonderful Monday?

I bet >33395492 wants a (You) soooo bad right now lol
Anonymous No.33395506
Oh look another lesbian woman who likes cock and schlicks herself constantly to sucking dick.
Anonymous No.33395507
The roses on your face light up the sky
Anonymous No.33395511
bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
Anonymous No.33395513
>>33395492
skill issue
Anonymous No.33395517 >>33395545
>>33395461
M

When I was little, I lived in a rural townhouse in southern Appalachia, the "neighborhood" looked a lot like this >>33395473

I didn't see much wildlife though. I think the most eventful thing was a lizard got in the house once when I was home alone and I hid upstairs because I had just learned about poisonous lizards in school. Best part about being home alone was I could watch watch Pokemon, Yugioh and DBZ (my parents didn't allow me to watch "Japanese animation")
Anonymous No.33395518 >>33395528 >>33395553
anons, How do you do your remote job from a public place without feeling like a larper?
Anonymous No.33395520
>>33395461
No, I live in an apartment, a 1000 foot 1 bath 2 bed costs like 300k and the morgage would be like 70% of my takehome.
Anonymous No.33395523
>>33395461
Male
Yes I live in suburban hell
No it does not look good, and the experience is worse
Anonymous No.33395524
Semen smelling like chlorine bleach is a good thing right
Anonymous No.33395528
>>33395518
If i had a remote job I would shit every where with out a care in the world
Anonymous No.33395529
>>33395282
Male
I like the fox bubble dragon. I think it's cute, the bubbles are cute, and I'm a weeb so the armor is cute
Anonymous No.33395530 >>33395536 >>33395591
Women
How would you feel about a guy that doesn't like to celebrate his birthday and therefore doesn't tell anybody when it is?
Anonymous No.33395531
>>33395461
There's about 5 houses on my street, we each have about an acre of land
Not really a neighborhood but its alright
Sadly no friends because only old people lived in there when my parents moved in an and and the now current neighbors kids are just now like middle school age
Anonymous No.33395535
>>33395473
What I would do for an American girl again...
Going to the States for a wedding, wonder if I can get myself hitched myself...
Anonymous No.33395536
>>33395530
I dislike them too. They are a horrible invention.
Anonymous No.33395539
>>33395463
Will you marry me?
Anonymous No.33395542 >>33395559
>>33395428
>Yea I want a boyfriend
What's stopping you?
Anonymous No.33395544 >>33395547 >>33395549 >>33395554 >>33395571
After my grandparents died, we got all their photo albums. In one of the albums there's two pictures of them in their early 20s having sex; they had a friend take the pictures. I think we should throw them out because it's weird to keep them. My mom thinks we shouldn't. Hmm. What do I do
Anonymous No.33395545
>>33395517
The wildlife is mainly deer but there are also wild turkeys sometimes and black bears but I rarely see bears and then also squirrels and chipmunks of course.
Anonymous No.33395547
>>33395544
Shitcan that shit
Anonymous No.33395549
>>33395544
You should keep it for historical value
I wouldn't frame it kek but just take it out of the album so no little kids in the future will accidentally see it
Anonymous No.33395551 >>33395555 >>33395560
My T levels are at 525 (im 33 years old) but i still have no sex drive.
What's wrong with me
Anonymous No.33395552 >>33395557 >>33395562 >>33395563 >>33395568 >>33395583
In the past 6 months I've spent $400 almost on AI sex.
Anonymous No.33395553 >>33395602
>>33395518
Just do it at home? I admit they do look goofy sitting all serious in a cafe on their laptops while everyone around them is enjoying the food and talking to each other.
Anonymous No.33395554
>>33395544
Keep it but someplace super out of the way, its weird but its also kind of cool
Anonymous No.33395555
>>33395551
Its all in your head
Anonymous No.33395557
>>33395552
Holy moly wasteful shitoly
Anonymous No.33395559 >>33395572
>>33395542
I am an introverted homebody with no friends. Not sure where to meet someone.
Anonymous No.33395560 >>33395564
>>33395551
Mine died a bit that age. Supping zinc and magnesium helped. Never on an empty stomach.
Anonymous No.33395562
>>33395552
I spent that much but on books and food and a pair of binoculars
Anonymous No.33395563 >>33395584
>>33395552
Why not get escorts to beat you off?
Anonymous No.33395564
>>33395560
yeah i learned the hard way taking zinc alone make me very nauseous
Anonymous No.33395568 >>33395588
>>33395552
holy shit

I just locust on /g/ and have spent $0 and probably used ai chatbots for 40-60 hours over the last year
Anonymous No.33395571
>>33395544
Assuming they're your mom's parents, give the pictures to her, she can keep them if she's not uncomfortable.

Odds are your grandparents would've been embarrassed but they did put it in the album instead of going through lengths to avoid anyone possibly finding it. It is also kind of the way of life that them being gone and your mom being alive means (imo) her preference matters more especially when you can only speculate about what your grandparents would have wanted. You can still destroy them if your mom's no longer alive.
Anonymous No.33395572 >>33395576 >>33395598
>>33395559
Hello, I have an open position for a homebody girlfriend who looks like: >>33395224.
You should apply if you fit the description.
Anonymous No.33395574 >>33395577 >>33395578
>girl replies to my text 2 weeks later
>'awesome man thanks so much'

was she a dude all along?
Anonymous No.33395576 >>33395585
>>33395572
I don’t look like that
Anonymous No.33395577
>>33395574
You do not awaken any sexual desire in her.
Anonymous No.33395578
>>33395574
She's not interested and is girl version of a fuckboy
Anonymous No.33395583
>>33395552
Still cheaper than a girlfriend, good for you
Anonymous No.33395584
>>33395563
Escorts are way more expensive. The escort I was looking at that eats ass and focused on bareback blowjob oral service is like $500 an hour.
Anonymous No.33395585
>>33395576
Sad.
Anonymous No.33395588 >>33395596
>>33395568
That's fair but how much time have you spent searching? It might actually end up being relatively similar if you count the time spent.
Anonymous No.33395591 >>33395597
>>33395530
I wouldn't mind, but it would make me think there was no doubt something sad in his childhood that made him have negative feelings surrounding the idea or being celebrated/in the spotlight in general. I would respect it though.
Anonymous No.33395595
>>33395373
Dry muscle and/or thinness for me. Depending on the body it can be extremely aesthetic but when I get to be with someone I definitely prefer being able to grab them in lots of places. I think flat stomachs look super good for example but you don't do much with them, kiss or lick sure but that's different from grabbing to me.
Anonymous No.33395596
>>33395588
I don't think I ever spent more than 10 minutes finding a proxy

Usually searching "trycloudflare" on the archive gets you a hit pretty fast, worst case scenario you have to find a rentry link that gets you to the trycloudflare link
Anonymous No.33395597 >>33395607
>>33395591
>but it would make me think there was no doubt something sad in his childhood
Wtf? Not him but I simply never celebrated it because I was poor and I didn't have close friends like that. I wouldn't even know how to celebrate my birthday.
Anonymous No.33395598
>>33395572
My eyes are blue. But basically.
Anonymous No.33395599
>>33393868
wow that sounds exhausting
Anonymous No.33395602
>>33395553
I would go insane if I didn't leave my room
Anonymous No.33395603
>>33395363
Depends on the girl, but it's not uncommon to enjoy and be open to as far as I know. I've tried it with my partner and if he had enjoyed it more I would've been happy to try more.
Anonymous No.33395604 >>33395605 >>33395606
Girls how are you losing to AI
Anonymous No.33395605
>>33395604
I never asked to play this stupid game
Anonymous No.33395606
>>33395604
Not losing at all. Girls are romancing AI boyfriends just as much as boys are romancing AI girlfriends.
Anonymous No.33395607
>>33395597
Sure and I think feeling awkward about how to acknowledge or celebrate your own birthday is super common. But going to the lengths of hiding the date goes well beyond that. I've had a coworker who hated his birthday to the point where he explicitly told everyone not to acknowledge it on the day itself and we didn't, but we still knew when it was.

>I wouldn't even know how to celebrate my birthday.
The point is mostly you do whatever you feel like. Including, if that applies, disappointing everyone because you just want it to be a day like any other. Or taking the chance to do something you often feel like but can't "justify" to yourself (for example because it takes a huge time investment or is more expensive than what you'd usually spend on hobby stuff).
Anonymous No.33395611
>>33395335
>>33395340
>>33395355
>>33395455
It's all ogre