Shalom goyim. Now bend over.
I could fix pretty guys and girls ITT with my cock
I am the Guardian of Femanons. I will defend their honor from the transgressions of male anons.
Sex therapy for femanon from anon.
And by sex therapy i mean we fuck until we both cant walk only to do it again next day.
>>33393858How do you stop it getting scratched by the pavement
>>33393849sorry myao i actually ran out of bits :(
>>33393851>Ickyes, anon? please share your thoughts with the class
I just want a boyfriend but also I don’t even want it anymore. I don’t think I’d know what to do if I got it. And it’s too late anyway
>>33393869I have a cock goblin that runs between my legs and holds it for me
>>33393872I feel that, but the other direction
>>33393872You could easily get one if that was true.
>>33393872Either you are a slut who wont settle down or a whore with standards that are too high
Find a guy whos good enough and date him
Is it even possible for men not to coom from sex when they want to?
The female mind remains an enigma to me. Could one of the biological females here help shed some light on to why this woman finds these stickers so appealing? Are there women who are actually into tying dudes up, or is this some fujo thing where she's imagining them getting tied up and fucked by other dudes?
>>33393871wwwww what
did u sell them??? anon no :c
>>33393891This woman is autistic and retarded
Not surprising since they're all like that
>>33393891People are all different including women
Anons sometimes on TikTok I find screenshots TTS readings of 4chan threads talking about food stuff like food opinions
What board is this?? I don’t think there’s a food board
>>33393898I was ensured that dominant women do not exist.
>>33393889A man has as much control over his body as a woman does hers. It's pretty easy for women to hold in their periods when they want to, right?
>>33393899I mean /ck/ exists, I don't remember it being that interesting though (and I like food and cooking and recipes)
>>33393901They do they are just like 5% of the population and they often become OF whores
>>33393891Oh stickers of what.. I didn't finish reading your post... ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Exponential pitch into screaming*
If sex work is work then gaming is work
>>33393878I have a hard time making friends
>>33393884I am not a whore or a slut
>>33393907Oh
I’ve never noticed that board. Every once in a while I look at every board for a few seconds, guess I forgot about that one
>>33393914>im not a whore or a slutThen you have no exuse. Put yourself out there.
>>33393875Shoe shopping must be expensive
I believe her when she says she can feel when her arteries are clogged and stuff
>>33393913Competitive sex league when.
>>33393913Honestly given how streamers operate... yeah?
Girls, why do you choose to be single
>>33393913What xQc does is work, not you and your racist discord friends circle jerking on league of legends
>>33393893i'm just not on the ball tonight. it's embarassing myao. don't look ;_;
>>33393891She earns a living from her social media posts so she ordered some outrageous stickers so she could do a reaction video to them. Hope this helps
women are basically the same as the majority of men except are weaker and under constant hormonal stress. Perhaps they are not just objects after all. Too bad statistically they are all midwits
>>33393923Only if you are good or really funny/magnetic
Any average ho can whore herself out. Luckily most women have dignity
>>33393914You don't have to make friends to get a bf. All you have to do is exist and be nice to him.
Girls, if I die before SummerSlam, would you watch it so you can tell me what happens when you see me in heaven?
>>33393918I’m struggling
>>33393935I would like to be friends with my partner
Women, how do I express romantic interest in you without scaring you off? I'm less scared of rejection than the aftermath where a wonderful person will start avoiding and shunning me because I shooted my shot
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>>33393891I have the same questions for men that are obsessed with “dommy mommies”
Men, why are you making the ai voice botters fuck? Can you please stop jerking them off?
>>33393898AIIIEIEEEEE NOOOO this cant be the case!!!
>>33393873Good strat i normally just wear mine like a scarf kinda annoying in the summer tho
>>33393926o no ur all smooth down there <:0
I wonder if its overstated how easy it is for women to have sex. Obviously on an app ridiculously easy. But in reality, a lot of men are so shy, scared and misread signals or just not interested that its probably more difficult than I think. Also add in that women are naturally awkward that the amount of compliment giving and the kind of compliments given would just be really messy if they were really intent on bringing some guy home. Eventually yes it would work even in a single night at a bar. But in a less drunken circumstance it is probably a little harder. Still magnitudes easier than man.
>>33393891Not a fujo, but shibori looks very aesthetic. I really liked strap things, but not they gay kind on a partner.
>>33393942I'm not into the mommy thing, but I am into the dommy thing. I want to be smacked around.
No clue why I'm into it though. I think I'm just fucked in the head.
girls would you be turned off to learn the man you are interested in fucked a tranny
>>33393942Many women believe themselves superior to their equivalent men, so it becomes increasingly difficult for men to imagine a relationship unless they're imagining a woman who enjoys her feeling of superiority.
A horizontal line becomes a femdom fantasy.
>>33393953you gotta know a bit about the man's situation, but men are pretty simple, you should be able to work out if a man has any reservations
>>33393940You could talk about yourself to try and relate to someone.
>>33393957Yep. That would be hands washed then and there. Riverdancing the fuck right on backwards as I levitate out of the building.
>>33393958The issue with this is that men agree way more consistently on which women they find attractive. Women are not consistent among themselves. They really have types. Not even Chad is loved by all.
>>33393953That's great and all, but have you considered that women don't enjoy being treated as sex objects?
>>33393957Going to Thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to Turkey and not getting a fucking kebab
>>33393957No. I've had two exes into forced fem.
Really not my cup of tea.
>>33393967>shaggingAs expected.
Women, how would you react if a gen alpha kid told you to “pass the yart, twin” ?
>>33393970Last time i had baby fever was in high school
>>33393972What the heck is even that?
>>33393970Seeing babies just makes me hate women more.
>>33393974Oof, unc looking dusty untaxed.
>>33393953Idk but if a girl walked up to me and asked if I wanted to have sex with her sometime, if I was even a little attracted to her the answer would be yes.
>>33393970Highly cute baby
>>33393975Lmao. Damn, anon.
>>33393970My baby would be ugly
>>33393952lmao what do you even mean by this ya fuckin GOOB
>>33393982>no bits>smooth
>>33393983Because women are horrible and shouldn't be allowed around children. Especially male children.
>>33393987please elaborate
>>33393984Why?
For just sex, I'm way less picky than for an actual relationship.
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>>33393970Every month I have a couple days where I just really really really want a baby, like temporary baby fever
>>33393989He's just a seething incel just ignore him
>>33393958Sorry anon, that pic is outdated, this is the 2025 version.
No Korrasami, I'm moid simping this thread
>>33393957>girls would you be turned off to learn the man you are interested in fucked a trannyNo, though I would be curious as to why and whether or not he bottomed.
>>33393970Cute
>>33393936>Girls, if I die before SummerSlam, would you watch it so you can tell me what happens when you see me in heaven?I don't care who TKO sends, I AM NOT WATCHING JELLY ROLL.
>>33393972>Women, how would you react if a gen alpha kid told you to “pass the yart, twin”?I'd beat him because his parents clearly didn't.
>>33393971Have you not seen it? It was a video of a British guy
>>33393972>yart>weed>agressive yeet>a vibrator>a contageous fart>emitting flatulents from the anus, while yelling simultaneously.Lil guys are more nuked than a poptart you microwaved for 5 minutes.
does anyone in the nyc metropolitan area want to go on a date with me?
>>33393997My point was the brit slang enmeshed with shit about porking trannies.
>>33393970I wish i was this flexible
>>33393985that's so crazy, we were on entirely orthogonal wavelengths! myao don't tell anyone but i'm a lil high :D
>>33393989Have you ever seen what happens when a single mother raises a son? Have you not heard all the stories of women abusing and even killing their children? And that's a drop in the bucket compared to all the women who are too busy with drugs or with fucking random guys to pay attention to their kids. Women make horrible parents.
>>33394001I know but have you not seen the vid i was referring to. Its actually insane
>>33393996I hated every companion in this game, I still think it's a good game, but that fact alone makes it hard to play
>>33394004NTA
Just say you have mommy issues and get it over with anon.
>>33394000What kind of fucking retard would live there?
>>33394004NTA but I'm pretty sure the "single mother raising a son" issue is mostly that they're poor and not white or Asian, I had no issues
Plenty of men make horrible parents too, people are just kind of terrible
>>33393996Shouldn't you be retiring your attraction to men?
>>33394009Everything is here.
>>33393953Congrats, you have the maturity and ignorance of a fucking 10 year old.
>>33393991That's called ovulation :)
>>33394005Maybe somewhere along the way. It all runs together
>>33394003on what??
lucky, i needa get my hands on some edibles but everything around me is scary rn :c
>>33393953Women are attracted to the most uninhibited, aggressive, and extroverted men.
Hope that helps you understand why it's easy to get on those guys dicks
>>33394013I am the most mature and educated person in this thread. AMA
Do girls with slutty mom's get mommy issues
>>33394020The early childhood neglect did it for me.
>>33394000>>33394009And post on 4chan?
>>33394012You have everything but a gf, huh.
You should say hi to Brandon for me.
>>33394004aaaaand why do you think they're single?
either way, you shouldn't blame one singular gender or minority or anything for bad things that happen to children. bad people come in all variations.
>>33393940Brother, in my experience, you don't.
But that's how life works. If you climb mountains you risk dying in a crevasse. If you skydive you risk the parachute tangling.
The red bull daredevil guy just died slamming into the top of a hotel, probably something wrong with his paragliding wing.
There's nothing you can do. You just shoot your shot and that's all you can control in this shitty world. Be brave and at least you will regret being too brave instead of too cowardly.
>t. shot my shot and lost the only friend I wanted
Fucked up how much progress I made today
>>33394010No, even when they're white and have money they still raise freaks, degenerates, and losers.
Men are better parents on average, and if women didn't pick the worst possible men to get pregnant by the difference would be much greater.
>>33394008That's not the problem.
>>33394027Women are far more often the problem than men.
>>33394024it's only once every two months or so, better than the nasty shit i did as a kid bleh
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Anons ‘how it’s made’ just showed me a cow being milked in detail, why the hell did so much come out? And why did they compare it to pee?
It kinda disturbs me, but I still love milk. Honestly this operation looked very humane.
When I was a kid one time I googled how milk was made and saw a vegan short horror film where they had female actors pretend to be dairy cows and it was so fucking bizarre looking back it had to be fetish content pretending to be social commentary.
>>33394006>I hated every companion in this gameBitch, how?
>>33394011>Shouldn't you be retiring your attraction to men?Do you retire your attraction to other women just because you're in a relationship? Plus, these men are fictional. Real men leave a lot to be desired.
>>33394020>Do girls with slutty mom's get mommy issuesYes, they either end up slutty themselves, hyper conservative, or have attachment issues.
>>33394017scary? is it not legalized in uh uhhhhh virginia maryland area?
i'm high on just edibles, well also on the comedown from some research chem stimulant, non-recreational dose but makes me sleepy. need to take dose 2 and work but i'm laying down and listening to bill wurtz and he sounds too good for me to stop listening frankly
>>33394000are we both men? id down to hang with you if that’s cool.
>>33394029What'd you manage to get done today, anon?
How do I, a 25 year old man living in my parents basement and working at a place one step up from fast food get a gf?
>>33394033>Honestly this operation looked very humane.The cows produce milk because they are perpetually impregnated for nearly their entire lives.
Female calves are taken away from the mother so that humans can have the milk.
Male calves are killed for being useless.
It sure is tasty though.
Girls -
Have you ever led anyone on? Knowingly or otherwise. Why and what happened?
>>33394041Are you tall and handsome? If you are, start buying some fashionable urban clothes and going to clubs and shit normies do.
If you're not, you probably better work on getting a better job first and going back to school.
>>33394041Find one with less than you. A neet who lives with her grandma, perchance.
>>33394033Animal agriculture is not even remotely humane, anon, I assure you that.
>>33394033Removing all freedom from an entire species and making their entire future dependent on serving humankind until they are no longer needed is definitely humane.
>>33394012Yeah, the homeless drug addicts, the violent felons, the terrorists, the 250% national average cost of living, the multi-million dollar shacks, the insane traffic and horrible weather, the dirty rivers and smog, the blocks of section 8 and rent controlled apartments, the ridiculous, intractable bureaucracy of the local government. But I guess getting to hang out where the rich people hang out and pretend you're like them is worth all of that, right?
>>33394035 (cutie espie guy?)
anon plz ur the reason i fear doxxing v.v
love bill wurtz
>>33394037Writing and science stuffs
>>33394044I'm 6ft tall and I have a square jawline. My fashion sense sucks though and going to a club sound really annoying.
>>33394045Where would I even find one?
>>33394030>That's not the problem.Yes it is anon. Your projecting your mommy issues on all mothers and women and it's fucking pathetic.
>>33394047Yeah, that sounds terrible. We should start milking women instead, they're human so there's no problem with that. They can even sign informed consent forms.
>>33394054I don't have mommy issues. My mom's not perfect, but she's far from the source of all my problems.
>>33394043yes, multiple dudes, all unknowingly
i do regular friend stuff but they always take it as a sign n catch feelings ??
>>33394053you're attractive enough. do you have friends you can do social shit with?
you can try the dating apps, too
>>33394059By regular friend stuff, do you mean just hanging out, texting, etc? Nothing sexual or physically intimate?
Do gay men dress better than straight men?
>>33394062Yeah they do. They also take it in the bum though.
>>33394058>I don't have mommy issues. My mom's not perfect, but she's far from the source of all my problems.>Also all women make for terrible mothers and mothers are the source of all problems in the world
>>33394061the most physically intimate shit we do is watching tv on a couch together or walking side by side ㅠㅠ
>>33394066I said women, not mothers.
>>33394034>how?Your pic basically, they were all fetish bait of one kind or another
>>33394042>>33394046>>33394047Jesus Christ are we really doing this
The specific operation they showed on this episode looks pretty humane. Their barn was perpetually cleaned, they have enrichment devices, they chose when to get milked, and they say that their calfs are raised in a separate farm after feeding. I don’t know if that’s all true, honestly they probably chose this farm because it’s above average. But compared to all the factory farms that raise animals in tiny cages with no sunlight this one seemed pretty okay
I don’t have an excuse for factory farming. But as far as factory farming goes dairy is probably the least bad. Out of all animal products dairy is the one I eat the most. I rarely eat pork and stopped eating beef like a year or two ago.
>>33394070Yes and I don't know if you know this anon, but women who raise children are called mothers.
>>33394061what even counts as leading a guy on, in 2025?
the shit myao is talking about (a guy asking out a girl after watching some tv together) just sounds like normal life and dating stuff
giving birth looks terrifying, holy jesus
>>33394050yes its me! it took you this long to realize? tiny + slow is a cute combo, though. lucky!!
i've been hyperdosing edibles lately and listening to music. bill wurtz is fun, the tunic soundtrack has been super duper fun, and lemon demon too. dinosaurchestra is such a fun listen while high!!! it is becoming a favored hobby
>>33394043Unknowingly. Guys just like me a lot.
>>33394060Nope, no friends. I don't even know if I can make any at this point.
>>33394049I said metropolitan area for starters. Maybe you can familiarize yourself with what that means since you seem quite intelligent and you can add it to your intellectual toolkit. And also, I am from here and my family is here, and I dont want to leave them just because "things are bad". Its my home.
>>33394072I gotta admit it's funny that the most ethical solution to many problems in the world is "be rich and buy milk that costs 3 times as much as the other milk". I do that but I don't know what the hell poor people can do about this stuff.
>>33394073Mothers are a subset of women. The category of mothers does not include the whole source of the problem. And in fact women who are not mothers are usually worse than women who are not.
>>33394072Chicken and fish is what you should be eating if you don't want to be vegetarian but you do want to minimize your cruelty and/or impact on climate change and the environment.
There's no such thing as a happy dairy cow because they are not happy about having their calves taken away from them.
>they say that their calfs are raised in a separate farm after feedingJust the females. The males are killed pretty much right away. The moms don't know the calves are killed... but they do know they're taken away.
>>33394082Could just say you're from the trash heap known as New Jersey.
>>33394085Question, do you assume that women who hate all men have daddy issues?
>>33394067That sucks, I'm sorry anon.
But let me ask you a question pertaining to my own situation. So I've been seeing this girl. She has a male friend who's very obviously been waiting for his turn. Come to find out he claims to have unresolved mommy issues and frequently asks her to hold him - and she obliges! He also exploded at her when he learned she and I were sleeping together, only to come slinking back into her life with an apology, and now everything's hunky dory.
This is fucking weird, right? I really want to say something, but I don't even know where to start. She has to KNOW this is crossing the line. I feel like she's playing a game with us both, and trying to provoke a jealous reaction from me or something.
Should I stop eating animal products? Probably. It’s not good. Am I going to soon? Unlikely. Will I eventually, I’m pretty certain of that. When I move out and live on my own after graduating I probably will ditch it all except for fish and if I put in a specific effort i could go vegan.
>>33394062Some do, some dress markedly worse.
>>33394089I think that's largely in their nature.
>>33394078Yeah, you're discombobulating a skull through the vaginal canal. It swirls as it shoots through like it's going out of a waterpark tunnel, but with gore sliders increased.
>>33394096my stomach feels funny
>>33394095And why do you think that's largely in their nature?
>>33394091lmfao shit like this is why i have stayed on this website for so many years. human beans are so fuckin bizarre, i love it
>>33394087Animals are my bitches. I eat them because they taste good. Yummy!
>>33394034I'm getting pussy, you're not getting dick
>>33394100I think that's how women have been since the dawn of humanity. They use men, that's all. They don't love them.
REMIND ME TO BUY A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MY SISTERS KID I ALMOST FORGOT FUCK
>>33394106I see, and how did you come to this conclusion? Why do you think people who disagree with you disagree?
>>33394072Dairy is unnecessary and unnatural, and even ones that look ethical still do something with the male calves. They're "raised in a separate farm" which means they're raised in a farm to be killed for meat, possibly killed for veal. And as you say, this is one that was chosen and cleaned up to be as least objectionable as they could, because showing the actual stuff going on... Well.
>>33394087Chicken and fish are not less cruel.
The chicken industry especially is particularly cruel and horrific.
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>>33394091NTA but she obviously likes the validation. For all we know, she even likes the idea that he's still simping while you ream out her pussy and ass.
Just embrace the way the modern world is coming full circle to meet the bronze age, and enjoy being on the good side of the equation.
>>33394092You don't have to abandon animal products. You need to increase veggies and fruit.
>>33394110I don't know, it just makes sense. Do you mean real people or online shills?
>>33394079shhhh im not slow
don't take too many!! be careful about overdosing n stuff :c
>>33394092Being vegan is easier than ever these days! And it's the obvious choice for ethical reasons as well as health reasons.
>>33394110It's easy to believe what society tells you, especially when it's also pleasant and in line with what you want to hear.
>>33394091she's either sort of stupid n sweet, or playing both of u
>>33394116You don't just start thinking that all women inherently hate all men and want to abuse them for no reason, anon. I'll rephrase the second question better. Why do you think most men don't think women inherently hate men?
Gender
Do you think having pets is inherently unethical?
>>33394118I fucking love chicken strips. I couldn't survive without them genuinely.
>>33394121Okay, so you're the kind of narcissist who thinks people only disagree with you because they're brainwashed. Understood.
>>33394112I bless my food. Not in like the christian way though. Animal died for me? You go to heaven. Good animal.
>>33394126I didn't say anything about brainwashing. And I'm not a narcissist.
>>33394124F
No and I think anyone who feels that way deserves to be mocked.
>>33394124M and generally, no. It's not a worse life than in the wild, and many of them are raised for so long in human company it's the only way it makes sense for them to live. On top of that, we are animals in cages and we enslave each other to giant systems of control, necessity, and obedience, it's not like we are free. I have to come home at night to the same cage my pet lives in.
There are exceptions like birds or whales that can't be kept humanely because of the impossibility of building a good enough enclosure for them.
>>33394130Animals don't have souls, so they can't go to heaven.
>>33394131>It's easy to believe what society tells you, especially when it's also pleasant and in line with what you want to hear.How else do you interpret this sentence? You believe that men who disagree with you only do so because it's what society told them. You're a narcissist because you believe you're a special snowflake who knows "the truth" and most people don't.
>>33394124>Do you think having pets is inherently unethical?M
Pets like cats and dogs evolved with humans. It's a symbiotic relationship.
So she's apparently crashing out over being no contact with me... interesting...
>>33394124No. Making animals understand our intelligence is humbling. Animals can be human smart.
I need a woman who can barely throat my entire dick
>>33394117i'm careful! ima armchair pharmacologist >:D the other day i did have an episode where i got shakey, clammy, face looked a lil ghoulish, hands were numb. also both the stim AND the weed give me like extremely mild psychotic effects. myao, you aint ready for a nibba like me!! wait a minute, am i the cutie or my plushie?
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Have you ever gotten really obsessed with a random internet person? And not in a falling in love way, more like you just follow their internet accounts because you find them interesting and want to study them more?
>>33394113Ehh. I probably blew it, so it doesn't matter anymore.
Our hookups had become less and less frequent, to the point of not seeing her for months on end. She's a recluse and emotionally screwed up, so I tend to cut her some slack. I asked her to hang out the other night - no response. A few hours later, she hits me up; turns out she'd been chilling with this fucking guy. She said he got mad (presumably he tried and failed to make his move) and stormed off, but that she was 'done with people' for the evening.
I kinda lost it at the implication that all this time we hadn't been fucking, she'd been allowing this dude to hang with her. So I told her to be real with me about what we're doing. She said she's always been real with me. I called bullshit, told her that if she wanted this, she would've found time for it. I got a wall of excuses, then told her that if she keeps pissing people off and losing friends, she's the fucking problem. I got a passive aggressive thumbs up, and that was that.
So, I doubt there's any coming back from that.
>>33394135They do have souls and are part of reincarnation options. The ones you treat badly will tax your karma.
>>33394146I watch DarkSydePhil compilations almost every night before I go to sleep. I love how he's always raging about whatever game he's playing, and nothing is ever his fault.
>>33394124M
The concept of pets in of itself isn't inherently unethical. Animals like cats and dogs coevolved with humans, and is generally a positive relationship on both sides as long as they are being treated correctly.
If you feed them meat, that's unethical, though. And a lot of the people or organizations involved in animal breeding are very unethical. Puppies dying at puppy stores, puppy mills, etc. Plus, there's no ethical answer in animals (or humans) for the question of sterilization (immoral because it denies someone access to the biological imperative) or not (overpopulation). And then you get into things like end-of-life, where the commonly accepted as "correct" answer is to kill them after a certain point, which is ethically dubious at best.
>>33394137First, that's not what narcissism is. Second, I'm not acting like a fedora-tipping retard. I'm just telling the truth as I see it. And I think it's more likely that they believe what they do because it feels good than because it's what they've been told.
>>33394149Reincarnation and karma are pagan nonsense. Mistreating animals is still a sin, though.
>>33394157The inability to admit you could possibly be wrong is narcissism anon.
>>33394146M. Not really, the crazy people of the world are just not my problem. I'm crazy enough myself.
>>33394159>>33394157But you know what, I'll ask one final question. What would your response be if you met a woman who due to her experiences with men, felt that men inherently hate women and are incapable of truly loving women and seeing them as human?
>>33394159Everything seems to be narcissism, according to you. I'm not even sure you know what that word means.
>>33394146M
There's a few people in TPOT that are pretty interesting, but I don't have a Twitter account to follow them with so I just occasionally binge through their posts.
Aella, for example.
I wouldn't call it obsession though.
>>33394151The mushroom is the reproductive organs, the main body of the organism is the mycelium beneath.
>>33394148I mean, the girl got a life lesson out of this. She had to learn she can't just use people like an a la carte menu.
You also got a lesson from it. If you want to give yourself to people like an a la carte service, they're gonna use you like one
>>33394124I have trouble believing in the existence of more than two dozen people on Earth who are ethically against pet ownership.
I think the idea that these people are widespread is a strawman or falling for propaganda.
>>33394163From her perspective and based on her experiences, that's probably true. And since unrequited love usually turns into resentment and women are incapable of loving men, she's probably not that far off.
Girls, would you give a footjob? I really want one right now.
>>33394172Lil gay to put your dick in a man, no?
So god is a woman?
>>33394175there is at least three of them in atoga alone
>>33394170She definitely did not learn a lesson. She's done shit like this her whole life - hence my comment to her about losing friends.
>>33394167In order,
Tightness, wetness, texture, color, shape
>>33394176Uh huh...Fascinating how you fitted that to still suit your narrative. If a woman thinks men can't love women, that's obviously proof of women hating men, but if you think women are incapable of loving men, then it's obviously the truth and can't be indictive of anything else. What does your asshole smell like? I'm curious to know since you seem to have your head up it all day long.
>>33394182Ah well. I guess that's life, some girls only learn those lessons when they get old. Till then, there's always more guys willing to line up and be the next shmucks. Like they say, there's a sucker born every minute.
>>33394145mm
both! (espie will always be 10x cuter no matter how cute u are)
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The Jews finally got to me. After telling myself I would never pay for these fucking apps, I just dropped $12 on a Tinder rewind because I'm a fucking moron who accidentally swiped left on a girl I knew had liked me even with the blurry photo.
I know $12 is basically nothing, but it still makes me feel dirty, especially since it's probably pointless. In my defense, she was cute.
>>33394189Yeah. I'm just so burned and angry. Part of me still wants to fuck her, the other part of me knows there's no point in trying. I wish I could distract myself, but it's eating me up.
>>33394193>he paid real life money because of a bot entertaining
>>33394124We are only where we are now thanks to dogs and horses
>>33394193It won't matter, you can't take the money to the other side anyway. Any amount of money is worth it if it helps you get a girl. Or feel better about not having one.
I need to make a woman whimper while I fuck her
>>33394205not with that penis, pal
>>33394205i need to make a man whimper
>>33394195That's good. I don't even know what it is. I'm just desperate to experience this right now.
>>33394188You're putting words in my mouth again. I wasn't saying that the hypothetical feelings of this woman are proof that women hate men. In fact, I was saying that the fact that women hate men, when taken as an axiom, would likely validate her feelings.
oh shit its 12 happy monday everyone
>>333942086x5.6 inches should be fine, right?
>>33394209Not happening unless you rim me or something
>>33394200I am pretty confident it's real. She said she liked dachshunds in her bio, and mine is front and center in my profile picture.
>>33394203That's my thinking,
>>33393957He's probably closeted gay or closeted bi. Many such cases
>>33394214>6x5.6 inchesWhen I read people describing it like this it always looks like a bullet caliber
>>33394214what if i beat you
>>33394214>small dick>wants to get rimmedyeah…
>>33394080Wtf youre a single fucking horrible mother.
>>33394217That'd be a big bullet
>>33394219Respectfully, not happening
>>33394220I will not be gaslit into thinking 6 inches is small
Women
Do you want to live in a cave with me wnd i bring back dead animals for you too cook and you fuck me in return
>>33394191modern women, everyone. cares more about plushies than the men that sacrifice for them. typical. after a healthy 10 years of watching the incel fandom grow, i have finally decided to join it, your post was the straw that broke the camel's back. still think i'm cute now? (btw i keep finding these espurr images in my fennekin folder)
>>33394227ya!!
i have no weenus to fuck with ?
Femanons, should I put lover boy in my bio? I keep seeing women put looking for a loved boy or loved girl looking for a lover boy.
>>33394236>looking for a lover* boy or lover* girl looking for a lover boy.
Do you think it's abnormal for a guy in his late 30s to feel miserable about being alone?
I see all these people going on and on about how being alone is some sort of blessing or a strength
>>33394232yes very
sacrifice for me??? are you an offering? present yourself with baskets of persimmon at my temple when the moon is high
How long till I can get a functional 9 inch cock through surgery?
>>33394230M, 24
Think I'm doing pretty good, this seems to be the age where people start to either look like shit or continue looking young
>>33394154>If you feed them meat, that's unethical, though.wtf are cats supposed to eat then?
>>33394244they are doing their best to cope with the reality of the modern world they created
>>33394230I get confused for a teenager at 22. I'm just short and don't drink or smoke
>>33394230M. Physically I'm aging good, I look great. Better than ever actually. I looked too much like a kid when I was younger, now I finally look like a man. I admire my jawline and my angles in the mirror, I look good now.
But mentally, uh, that's another story.
>>33393939there are at least a dozen guys in this thread who would have no problem connecting with you.
>>33394244It's cope because they know they have some bad mental health that makes them insufferable in their relationships.
>"6 inches isn't enough"
>"over 7 inches hurts"
Someone is lying
>>33394265Size queens and women who prefer small penises aren't the same person. Shocking I know.
>>33394256I have heard that meatless cat foods have actually become feasible recently. Though I don't know the details.
Other than that? There isn't a good answer. Which is why I brought it up as an obvious ethical concern with pet ownership.
>>33394263Nta, but no there are dozens of guys in this thread with multiple severe issues with connecting with women specifically.
>>33394230M
I've been pegged at the same age for the last 15 years so I think it's going pretty well.
>>33394244>Do you think it's abnormal for a guy in his late 30s to feel miserable about being alone?no
Most people who are single in their 30s don't want to be. It's a pretty natural state to want to be in a relationship. It's only a problem when their entire personality is "I'm fucking single and my life sucks because I'm single" though.
I think I'm not gonna pursue other women until I get a definitive it's over from her. She keeps hinting that she still wants me and has plans for a future together and I know for certain that she isn't trying to get anyone or has done so. I also feel like if I did pursue anyone, she'd use it against me once we're back together
>>33393953>shy, miss signalscommunication problem, woman's fault. as usual
>>33394245the only thing i'm offering,
MYAO,
is passionate conversation. i want to crawl inside your mind, turn your world upside down, make you see how crazy our little industrial "society" really is. it really is. then you can take a step into my world. btw i'm not sacrificing good food, especially not at midnight, utterly demonic wtf
>>33394267I'm playing the odds. No woman wants a 4 inch cock
>>33393965false. you ask every guy in this thread "their type" and you'd get a different answer from each one. I guarantee you can't guess mine.
>>33394087Sorry phone died
look I dont like it. I hate wasting animal products. Any waste that happens in my home is on account of my parents and their love of wasting food.
Today i bought a whole young bird and butchered it myself and turned all the bones skin and giblets into like a gallon of chicken stock and some schmaltz (it tastes really good btw).
As for fish. I love fish. If i could eat fish fillets every day i would but its costly compared to dairy and chicken (although salmon and tuna is now cheaper than beef lol). I imagine that when i go live on my own (not including dorm life) i will probably eat all veggies fruit and fish and maybe dairy, especially cheese. I consider myself both a good cook, good at tracking nutrients, and someone who enjoys almost all foods, so it would be very natural for me and just arise from being frugal. I could cut out fish from that if i tried, however i love fish and that would probably detract from my QOL and ability to naturally get protein and Omega 3
To be honest i have a hard time viewing non mammal animals as sapient or intelligent. Especially fish and crustaceans. Yeah they are capable of expiriencing pain but still its a lot more ethical to me than pork and beef. I have a adorable cat that i love very much and i know that its no more intelligent than a cow.
Also i think honey is probably the only animal product that is beneficial to both the animal and the environment. I love honey and bees. Bees are so cute
Femanons, would you be mad if a man in your life used your name to get published? And if a moid you knew did in fact pull this off roughly what percentage of the money would you want. As a total hypthetical.
>>33394230F
So far so good, I’m 28. I’m guessing my age will show within a decade
>>33394269because of an epidemic of trailer park women thinking they deserve a man who isn't from the trailer park, and refusing to "settle" for anything less.
>>33394230M
okay. starting to gray pretty early, not even 30 lol. i think i am going to have an alan watts kinda look, and that is pretty fun imo
>>33394280Used my name how?
>>33394280Why use someone else's personal name when you can just use a gender ambiguous pen name like Morgan or initials?
>>333942805%
If he becomes popular and I have to get headshots done it'll up demand to 20% because now I have to know and potentially approve of stuff you write.
>>33394285To publish a far-right manifesto that will become the most banned book in the world. Not because he believes it, but to make women look cooler.
>>33394273my minds a mess good luck inside there
i wanna step into your world already !!
>>33394285Like let's say there's a sci-fi novel and I just slap your name on it and give you a few hundred bucks to go to Comicon and pretend you totally wrote it.
>>33394282Enough of the "epidemic _____"
Humans have had problems for years.
You are living in correction times.
Women, do you only give handjobs to guys you don't like enough to blow?
>>33394292Absolutely not, would get lawyers involved immediately
>>33394177is there an equivalent of footjobs for women?
>>33394294we are living in hard times.
>woman refuses to accept culpability for her actionsmany such cases!
>>33394296close but no cigar
Girls and/or Guys
I fucked up and lashed out (via text) at a coworker I'd been sleeping with. Now I have to work in pretty close quarters with her at our service job tomorrow. How do I behave? I don't want to ignore her like some passive aggressive dipshit, but I also don't want to give the impression that it's all water under the bridge. I feel my grievances were legitimate and I hate her guts.
>>33394286I've done this irl and my wife brown wife doesn't even know she's written 2 novels. The publisher don't want me, they do want her, but she don't need to know.
Moneywise my books are like four figur affairs, I just tell her I got lucky with scratchers lol
>>33394306How are you getting published? I wasn't aware publishers accepted unsolicited manuscripts. Or agents for that matter.
>>33394305Apologize and make up some story about stresses in your personal life and unjustly taking your problems out on her.
Trust me, I crash out like once a month.
>>33394304ning?
uhmmm non rich old men who smoke ?? twinks???
>>33394304>close but no cigarpost-op MTFs
>>33394309I dunno, I called her out on some pretty personal shit... my made up excuse would have to be pretty serious to get a pass.
>>33394308Nta he's fantasizing that his self-published e-books on amazon that he sells for .99 cents per download are earning him thousands of dollars
>>33394230Male
Fat and balding
>>33394318Shh I was trying to see how far he was willing to commit.
>>33394315Tall, strong, masculine women.
>>33394308Just say you're a black woman, be sure to make your penname so stupid that they can't sue you. Farqueefa in the house.
not my real penname but seriously it's disgusting
>>33394322yaaaaaaaaayy!!!!
wow i did not expect that
>>33394297Handjobs suck. I'd rather get nothing
>>33394318That's right bruh, if you add 5 gay characters you could get it published by Penguin and get 15 cents per download!
>>33393891Can't imagine a woman finding the male body attractive
Especially since they tell us that they don't fund men attractive
>>33394323don't dislike them but not quite there.
(you thought men all like the same thing but haven't been able to guess my type for three messages in a row lol)
>>33394325you willing to go double or nothing on what sort of girl?
>>33394330all in
white or asian?
>>33394289sorry mayo. my world is off limits after an incident involving another female caused severe and bizarre structural damage. we're repairing it but we're closed in the meanwhile haha. you'll need to be patient, which historically isn't a trait associated with tiny people since they are perpetually cranky, but i believe in you :D!!
>>33394313Yeah, just say you said things you knew would hurt to be spiteful and they weren't what you actually think. Jeez, have you never lied to a woman before?
>>33394329I'm tired of supposedly straight women saying all men are ugly. Like why do you date us if you don't like us?
>>33393965Only in body, and even then it's only mostly consistent. In face, guys have pretty varied opinions.
>>33394337unfortunately I think at this point, "not overweight" counts as "very consistent" since like 79% of american women are overweight
basically, going for women of normal size means we're all going for the same few girls, just like women going for 6'5 rich men
Why do women lie to each other so much?
>>33394333>mayo</33
oof, wishing u luck on the repair!! c: hey when was i ever cranky?? im so patient. patience is a virtue !
>>33394334But the thing is, the damage is done and she's not gonna let me sleep with her anymore. So apologizing just to make her comfortable at work feels like defeat?
Daily neck makeouts for femanon
Femanons should I put my height on my dating profile?
I'm a good looking guy but I'm only 5'3".
>>33394339Idk, most of the women I run into are pretty skinny. But yeah, weight falls into the body part that I said was still mostly consistent.
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>>33394321I'm Lamilton and it's fun to write bad things and smoke wif cigarettes
>>33394344I don’t care about height, do what you want
>>33394336nooooooooo :c
one more try ?
>>33394339I'm more concerned about the 45 percent obese. You can be overweight and look good, much harder when you're obese
>>33394344Damn, bro. I'm taller than that but still short, and I can get dates but they look disappointed.
They will be crazy disappointed when they see you irl, you probably have to put it in the profile just to save your sanity, even at the cost of getting very few matches. I don't know, your choice.
>>33394348Yeah, a lot of people don't care.
>>33394347I never smoked me no cigarettes
I never drank much booze
But I'm only a man, don't you understand?
And a man can sometime lose
>>33394349>gamble on a 50/50 chance, lose>"can I change my choice"kek
You all keep saying it's my personality that's not attractive but you never say how to fix it
>>33394339the difference is, a woman can lose weight. a man can't get taller.
>>33394349You deserve neck licks
>>33394355im bad at gambling have pity (´^`)
>>33394357well, first off you need to add about five inches to your height. Then, you need to have jaw implants to fix your jawline. this'll fix 95% of your personality issues.
>>33394359thank you (?)
I'll have to pass on the offer, im ticklish
>>33394340They lie to men too. They lie whenever it suits them.
>>33394360sorry for you, I'm a merciless croupier.
>>33394357Go to therapy native anon
>>33394357Pretend to be somebody else for the rest of your life.
>>33394341you are a sweetheart, i mean a real doll, thank you. the repairs are more like demolition, its a whole mess of a plan. glory has a cost always myao, never forget that
>>33394361My jaw is actually pretty good but it'd benefit me to be taller. It's never gonna be enough is it?
>>33394366Wtf would therapy do?
>>33394301Maybe sucking his toes or getting her own toes sucked.
Getting her pussy rubbed with feet doesn't sound very fun or practical.
>>33394362>im ticklishYou're going into the office with multiple hickeys
Every time I stop thinking about her, something happens and suddenly, I'm thinking about her again and when she'll come back to me. This needs to stop
>>33394354but if a man is retarded he can get $50 from a retarded Portland publication house in the age of Biden
>>33394357Its not our place to fix your personality
>>33394361This, personality doesn't matter if you aren't hot. Separates bravery from stupidity
>>33394195>>33394293NTA but do you wear white nail polish?
>>33394368sweetest thing someones said to me in a bit. <3
you'll rebuild something better out of the demolition, i know u will!! ^ㅂ^
>>33394369>Wtf would therapy doHelp you get over your hangups
>>33394367But who
>>33394380Then it won't improve. It's hard to change what's wrong without knowing what's wrong. I'm beginning to think the people who say this are too stupid to put thoughts to words
>>33394389Would that actually help? I don't even know where to start
Male anons last semester in my dorm i talked to this very cute boy across the hall
He is what you might call a typical ""chad"""
And one time he told me that he is an "incel" because he has not been having sex lately
how do you all feel about this stolen valor?
>>33394374oh dear
expect bite marks on u wherever i can reach (we will be equally humiliated)
>>33394385I got soft peach, that’s my closest atm
>>33394392>But whoThe kind of guy women like.
>>33394392>Would that actually help? I don't even know where to startIt wouldn't hurt, you could start with talking about all the trauma you've gone through as a child from women as a teenager and adult.
>>33394393doesn't matter out in the astral plane
>>33394393I'm definitely a chad on paper but I'm a mentalcel
>>33394392Be nice and polite, that’s a good start.
>>33394393Self-deprecating humor is something we all have in common, he can call himself shit like that all day
>>33394393I don't care, I don't take pride in being unlovable I just want to find my wife.
>>33394394nta but i'm bragging to everyone that will listen that my 4'11 goblin girlfriend likes to bite me
>>33394393>not been having sex lately Bitch I've never had sex. What a massive cry baby.
>>33394397Are women a monolith?
>>33394401I don't think I have any trauma, I just think something is wrong with me
>>33394404I try to be in public, 5 years in customer service has worn that thinner than I'd like
>>33394405i told his friend and they were like
>yeah he says wacky shit like that sometimesugh he was so hot i wanted him so bad
>>33394408die I AMA FORU FUCKING ELEEVN FEET
n goblin? how mean :c
>>33394410>Are women a monolith?ask yourself this, if they had all kinds of varied tastes, why would they be telling you to change into the kind of guy they like...
>>33394331the correct answer was coptic babes with long curly hair
nngh
>>33394371>Getting her pussy rubbed with feet doesn't sound very fun or practical.it doesn't, that's why I asked lol
>>33394393>And one time he told me that he is an "incel" because he has not been having sex lately>>33394413>ugh he was so hot i wanted him so badYou should have told him that you could "solve" his problem personally
>at a concert
>everyone pushing closer to get to the front
>tiny girl has been behind and next to me for a bit
>the final band is doing an encode
>a space in front of me opens up
>ask her if she wants to stand there
>she does
>the space fills up
>push the people (mostly women) out of the way for her to stand there
>she stands there and enjoys the last 2 songs with a good view
Man I'm such a simp.
>>33394414*NOT four fucking eleven feet
sigh god is not on my side
>>33394363Had some bitch lie and act like she was concerned about workplace bullying against a particular coworker when there was three of us talking. I know for a fact she doesn't care if this guy is picked on by others.
>>33394394I'm not worried. I'll wear you out.
>>33394415Then what kind of guy do women like?
>>33394414this sounds suspiciously like what a drunk goblin girlfriend would say
>>33394410>I don't think I have any trauma, I just think something is wrong with meMaybe you can go to a psychologist to get medicated?
>>33394409To be fair it was a joke
I told him
>yeah i met this guy recently and he asked me if i was a femcel and his response was like
>Lol thats hilarious. yeah im like legitimately an incel>What how are you an incel?>Well i dont have sex
>>33394416i would've never guessed that lols
>>33394422Girl ears exist to be munched
>>33394423Brown guys who love Ikea meatballs.
>>33394410>are women a monolithyes. they all unilaterally prefer tall guys over short guys, tanned guys over pale guys, broad guys over narrow guys. 'tall dark and handsome' is a stereotype for a reason
>>33394422I'll chug a white monster beforehand to prepare you are NOT taking me down easy
>>33394410But you don’t want to be nice here?
>>33394418I wanted to but that felt too risky. I dont know how to flirt
im not sure if him calling himself an incel was a subtle proposition or just a silly joke
>>33394425I don't know what kind of thing I'd be medicated for. I make good friends, make money, I just don't get much attention or affection from women
>>33394434Oh you'll be chugging a white monster alright.
>>33394436oh man, tell me you made some move at least?
i thought i remembered that that guy rejected you
Yall are some corny ass niggas fr
>>33394424I've had like one sip of modelo im not drunk
goblin ?? they're short n ugly i don't wanna be compared to something short n ugly :c
>>33394385i don't really wear nail polish
>>33394443well, japanese artists (and CoC and TiTS) have repaired their reputation so now they are known for being short n horny
>>33394430Can't do that one
>>33394432I could try a foam tanner
>>33394435I've fallen for the ragebait and I'm easily upset and pissed off.
>>33394437I mean if you're native anon you have a lot of anger and resentment for women that is holding you back.
>>33394435I want to be nice but the girls here make it so difficult
>>33394438fucking hell i have nothing to retort with
>>33394446You whine about your personality, whine about how no one wants to give any tips, now you whine about the tips you get.
You have a baby bitch personality and this so the reason why most people won’t try to help you.
Yeah I got a big white 3 inch cock
>>33394445hey how's the latter relate to me ?????
>>33394393My peers think I smash lots of women. They ask me for dating/relationship advice when the longest relationship I've ever been in was 1 month. They like my advice and thank me for it.
Meanwhile I'm all tfwngf and posting inane blogposts on atoga
>>33394440he did make a move and he rejected me. it broke me so much. The issue mightve been that i told him i liked him as he was moving out, or maybe its because im a fucking hideous fatty
he was so fucking amazing
>>33394450You walked right into it. I appreciate that you'll do most of the work for me.
>>33394447I'm not. Biggest things I feel I struggle with is porn addiction, intrusive perverse thoughts, and self image and value. I just feel like a bitch, like I'm second class and not worthy of anything good in life. I don't like myself and the things I don't like I can't change. I have a hard time embracing my flaws and I'm tired of lying to myself like they aren't bad
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i got a spectrum gf and i asked about her virginity and she said she was a "bringalong girl" and she didn't even try to lose it in a special way. she was lonely and so when an actual Stacie offered to invite her to something if she'd "jump on the grenade" of the actually hot guys friend when they lived together in the dorm freshman year
she was so sweet and honest about it, i kind of feel bad for what happened to her but i kind of want to express intense disapproval for whore behavior. i am a man of character and deserve to have my opinion registered. knowing what good men's expectations of her will help her in life, right?
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>>33394427I've met a couple Egytpian girls that look like pic related and they're so gorgeous omg
>>33394454I know. I can't seem to fix it. I don't want to be this way
>>33394458you'll find another good guy, you make posts like this
>>33394278 you are like top 3% of modern girls, also you are probably skinnier than average now. Seriously, finding a good girl is hard now, it's his loss.
>>33394462Anon, there is a time and a place. Don't say anything mean to her about it, ever. Sometimes you gotta know when to hold your tongue.
>>33394464Therapy. Someone else suggested it too. What’s the point of trying to help when you don’t wan it. At lest stop whining about it
>>33394459i tend to lose focus real quick, u might have to be more forward with it ^^
>>33394470I'll stop now then
>>33394468this is what I'm talking about, the unbelievable density
>>33394463my best friend looks like that but w green eyes
she's egyptian! stay away
How to I become more optimistic and upbeat?
Some nasty storms were passing to the north of my house, moving purely to the east, but they suddenly decided to dip south and attack us. Which of you blew them down here? I want names, damn it!
>>33394480I like the mindset of weather attacking you
>>33394460You gotta work on your self esteem
>>33394471dirty dog, sit!
>>33394482It absolutely is. I was just minding my own business, chilling. Then I had to run in the middle of the night and rescue the lawnmower from this invader.
Femanona, I may have had sex with an escort.
I was feeling really depressed after being cheated on and I wanted to feel desired.
>>33394478Nice. Unfortunately the Egyptian girl I most recently met was leaving to go back to uni the week after, she's in med school on the other side of the country.
But if it gives you any solace, the closest I've ever gotten to "falling" for a girl was this Korean chick I knew. I got cockblocked by my advisor. I talked her into going on this retreat with me for fall break and then like the day after my advisor comes in and is like "Hey Anon, you're flying to DC during Fall Break because I don't want to fly out there to present a single slide on a group presentation, but someone from our school has to go represent."
She was sooooo sweet and so pretty, but none of the Korean guys thought she was pretty. I remember her nearly blacking out on a shot of everclear at the beginning of her birthday party, and the other korean girls made it my job to pour her shots of mountain dew and lie to her that we were still giving her soju. I baked a cake for her actual birthday, she loved it. She's probably gonna be some big deal ambassador or something in the future.
>>33394480Did the power go out? Going a few hours without porn must have been harrowing for you
>>33394494>Did the power go out?Not yet.
>Going a few hours without porn must have been harrowing for youI've been too busy to porn lately.
>>33394485I know, I'll try. I've lost a good bit of weight and I'm starting to be in good shape. My hygiene pretty good and I'll try to stop comparing myself to others so much
>>33394489*bonk on head with a rolled up newspaper*
>>33394488Maybe you should nuke it after all. That will teach ‘em
>>33394497Self esteem comes from within, you can change all those things and still have low self esteem.
>>33394472Allow me to get the point deep through you. I do believe you open yourself up to humorous licks. Such openings are irresistible for me to get into.
>>33394492first sentence scared me phew
shitty advisor :c does she not handle alcohol well?
>>33394492good taste anon. you and me might be dying alone but at least we have good taste in women
>>33394491You forgot the question
The ideal foid is a brat.
The ideal moid is one who puts a brat in her place.
>>33394502I know, I'll just keep working at it
>Never actually broken up with anyone before, strongly considering breaking up with my girlfriend. Should I
She's a nice girl, but I don't really find anything about her captivating or interesting. Outside of buying clothes she doesn't really have any interests or passions. Everything we do together has to be led by me, for example we experimented with dancing classes and me taking her to the gym a couple times.
I have been extremely fatigued lately due to an illness I've never quite recovered from. Spending time with her feels like a chore, and I force myself to do it to keep her from arguing with me (which exhausts me even more). I don't like spending the night at her place because I get a terrible sleep and she never has any food. I don't like having her at my place because it's the 48 hours a week I can rest and recover by myself. We constantly fight about little things and I'm so drained I generally just shut off and avoid talking to her for a few days, I just don't have the energy.
Also the sex is the most average I've ever had in my life and I lack the energy to have a conversation about it because it's not entirely her fault. There's really no other option here is there?
>>33394507No one would answer it anyway.
>>33394508Being annoying is not a good thing
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Women, what's the worst thing Chad has done to you?
>>33394501It's kinda wild how large storms produce so much energy that a nuke would do next to nothing. Nature is scary.
>>33394465By BMI i am skinnier the average american college aged woman
However i am not at the 50th percentile, its 64th
if i go to 150lb i would be below the median BMI
i dont know my body fat precentage
>>33394510Talk to her about her needing her own hobbies.
>>33394462ignore other anon's advice shame her about it and make her feel bad
>>33394503the wording lol
ur funny i like u !
>>33394516I would lick (I'm leaving that typo) to chomp on her boobs
Women,
Would you ever drink pee lol
>>33394512bad boy! you're not sleeping on my bed tonight, you have to sleep in your own bed.
>>33394519I have tried, and her own friends too.
She's Chinese, and she didn't grow up here. She has little to no friends and I feel like I have to be her friend and lover at the same time. If I don't interact with her during the week, she doesn't see anyone so I feel like it's a huge responsibility.
>>33394527Go to couples therapy together.
>>33394462>autistic girl gets taken advantage of by chad and stacy>take it out on herMany such cases. Microchimerism is a meme
>>33394518I believe in you. Get to 150 and wear skirts, it will look great at your height.
>>33394516They haven’t done anything bad, also what is a chad these days. I can’t follow incel logic
>>33394528I don't think I'm invested enough to spend money doing that.
>>33394510>>33394527sorry but this doesn't sound like it's going anywhere
i usually try to be optimistic about relationship posts, but nothing about this sounds good
you don't sound like you're enjoying this at all
I don't see what the point would be in pushing this longer and longer
>>33394521The opportunity was thrust upon me. You left me with no choice but to pump back.
>>33394505>first sentence scared me phewOnly if she goes to med school in Pennsylvania. I added her on instagram, but I honestly don't know why I did that when she's so far away and won't be back until like Christmas. I met her when my friend from Eritrea invited me to go to the local coptic church.
>does she not handle alcohol well?I only saw her drink that one time. I don't think so. I also don't think she knew what everclear was when they gave her a shot. She was a cute drunk though and relatively low maintenance.
>>33394513it's not about being annoying it's about challenging her man's authority and getting repeatedly btfo (sexually)
>>33394532alright fine ill go to 150
ive been hesitant about losing weight again because of what happened last time, also all my lose skin would get worse, but yeah id probably look a lot better at 150lb anyways
i dont like being tall though, i wish i was short. I could be like 100lb.
I will always be too heavy to be princess carried
>>33394542Your body looks fucking fantastic right now.
Getting to 150 won't change your luck with boys, healing your trauma will.
>>33394542>woman more concerned with a magic marketing number rather than BMI
>>33394542Nah 150 is definitely doable. Maybe not for me realistically (I'm a lot shorter than you) but for a 6'5 guy, princess carrying 150 is totally reasonable if he works out enough. It'll happen one day!
>>33394537i hate how i can read that
>>33394265Women only want big dicks
The rest are just pickmes who don't care for their enjoyment
Treating femanon's ears like tasty snacks
>>33394542>I will always be too heavy to be princess carriedI can princess carry my male friend who's 160, you'll be fine lol. Just date a guy who goes to the gym
>>33394540That sounds fun
>>33394542I lift to specifically carry any woman I find attractive. You're fine
>>33394536 you're gonna awaken things in me
do not venture farther sir
>>33394556hey not everyone can be korean
State Gender and Generation
Are you able to talk to your parents about sex?
>>33394296>ningYou've said this a few times
What does it mean
>>33394538pennsylvania is too far for us lol
drunk from one shot of everclear??
>>33394563ning is a sound of confusion, it's basically like saying "huh"
>>33394546if i got to 100lb i would get sent straight to the mental hospital. My minimum weight before a (legit) anorexia diagnosis is like 130lb (my doctors diagnosis is stupid)
i wish i was short
>>33394557Should I be touching something in you, it's only because you touched me
>>33394560I hope my little girl will someday come to me about her weird belly tingles
>>33394568Is this a korean-ism
Also, how do cats meow in korean
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>>33394569my point is you're retarded. rather than being concerned about BF% or BMI or actual appearance, you want to be a magic '100 pounds' because the number looks good in isolation.
woman moment
>>33394571I'm sure this is supposed to be wholesome but holy shit please be a woman
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>>33394560Yeah i talk to my mom about sex from time to time. Its never about actual details just general vaugness about safety intimacy and relationships
mymom recently said i should discuss it more with her so she can help me understand it better, however that is obviously very uncomfortable
>>33394581I think he's talking about what you feel when you read my posts.
>>33394560F
Zoomie, I can but I don’t want to
>>33394581>>33394580and now you understand how deranged it is to suggest children should go to their parents about their sex lives
there is no scenario where it doesn't become extremely awkward and uncomfortable for all parties involved, for no net gain
>>33394577I'm male, taller and weigh less. Women have lighter bones. You're just fat.
>>33394570just come over already
>>33394587Theres a difference between talking about it with your "little girl" vs your now 20 yr old adult child
>>33394574>is this korean-ismprobably lol
>cats meowing in koreannyao, nyaong, nyang
(also where my nametag came from but i had to leave my old one)
>>33394524I’ve played with it, but swallowed
>>33394506Thanks, but I haven't given up yet. I met a girl on Friday and despite it going well I was retarded and didn't ask her for her number even though I have no clue when I'll ever see her again. I have a female friend (friend's wife's younger sister) who always complains about not having any friends (apparently I'm the social recruiter for all of my friend groups) so I introduced her to the pair of sisters I met and she asked for both their numbers, but I got cold feet or something or other. 404 brain not found. I found her instagram though, so I'll probably give her a follow, message her and see if it goes anywhere. Not tonight though, I don't want her to see she got a follow request at degen hours.
>>33394564fair, fair
>drunk from one shot of everclear??Yeah she was a super light weight but she was also probably on an empty stomach since it was a potluck birthday party. My mom's probably more of a light weight than her though. She gets 1 shot of kahlua in some hot chocolate and she's out. My dad is a heavyweight. My alcohol tolerance is incredibly inconsistent and it really annoys me how unpredictable my response can be. Sometimes I'm one and done. Other nights I'll have 4 drinks and still feel nothing. In fact, I was drinking for 6 months before I ever felt a thing from alcohol.
>>33394593>(also where my nametag came fromI thought so
>>33394589ur scrawny, you must be underweight or near underweight
>>33394592what's the cutoff?
>>33394589shut the fuck up she's normal weight for her height!!!!
>>33394524who's pee is it?
>>33394603Whoever you want.
>>33394599A bit, yes. It's nice.
I think I'm too wordy when I text women
I'm not a 'wyd' guy I'm a 'here's the itinerary' guy
>>33394614honey do you have an eating disorder
>>33394617No, but eating too much has negative consequences for me. I prefer not to force myself.
>>33394592>I want to be able to tell my father about all the sloppy casual nasty sex I have but he is not under any circumstances allowed to enjoy the conversationmask slip moment
>tfw I'll never have a 5'10 20 yo Jewish gf
I'm sad rn, she'd never look my direction irl.
>>33394560M. I guess I could, but I don't see the point of having awkward conversations for no good reason.
its past 2am, do i go to sleep?
>>33394616I feel that. After my last fuckup I have "do not send women anything that resembles an itinerary" on my mental list of "things not to do when texting a girl".
>>33394632Yeah, its better for you.
t. someone who regularly stays up til 5am
Merry Christmas, /atoga/!
Are you spending Christmas with your family or gf/bf?
Why do ugly girls want to partner up with me (an ugly mole rat)?
Do they think that by some magic, our children won't be ugly mole rat children too?
>>33394646With my gf. I love Christmas songs and the Christmas lights outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbZTfrhcamA
>>33394638I don't know, man. My family is sort of falling apart and nobody cares anymore, and I'm not sure that trying to be the engine of happiness and Christmas spirit and doing all the decorating and cooking and bringing everyone together is good for me right now considering I'm permanently alone and can't get anyone I actually like to tolerate me. I guess you wanted a different answer, but maybe don't ask about Christmas at 1 AM in July.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIW2qNuULbs
I hate this little game of not talking to each other. I hate it. I HATE IT SO MUCH. I tried watching Xavier renegade angel and thought
>ya know what, she would really like this
And then I remembered that we’re doing no contact for some arbitrary amount of time and I’m just supposed to do nothing
>saw a soldier sitting next to his parked bike sitting on a wall, talking into his walkie talkie and swinging his legs back and forth
adorable
>>33394647ugly people need dick too, just make sure to use bc
>>33394616surely it can't be that bad
>>33394672Nobody is entitled to sex.
>>33394674I said nothing about entitled
>>33394675If you're ugly, you should not rely on getting sex.
>>33394678I also said nothing about relying on
all I said is that being ugly doesn‘t make people asexual
Why does cum smell like squid.
What did evolution mean by this.
>>33394683What people want is not always compatible with what they should get.
>>33394684it is not meant to go in the mouth and nature thought it is sly by making it disgusting enough so humans don‘t waste it by not putting it inside the vagene but unfortunately it did not factor in porn brain and humiliation fetish
>>33394685I also said nothing about should
what‘s your problem idiot? lol
go fuck an ugly hag or don‘t
damn
>>33394688This is like saying incels need pussy, too. Get a hold of yourself.
540th ish for women don't suck.
I tell you. I love women. They're nice, pretty, make tummy go to heaven and the mind go away. They take care of things and make sure there is what is needed to be ahead for both family and home. They can't do some things that men can, but men can't do some things woman can, like have breasts, remember all the little things, notice every detail in the world, and see through all lies of all men.
>>33394684it has like 3 ammonia (amine-loaded) compounds in it, but I am actually not sure why.
i don't know what function those have.
why do women hate paternity tests so much? if everyone has them done at birth, doesnt the whole mistrust issue fade away?
>>33394690they do, but we don‘t always get what we want and need
doesn‘t mean we stop wanting or needing it
>>33394693shut your whore mouth dumb slapfight slut
>>33394693Because the tests are based on mistrust.
>>33394687>it is not meant to go in the mouthBut squid is good food?
>>33394692Oh a legitimate answer, interesting
Is it true women don't mind gooning they just don't like men gooning to other women?
>>33394708Yeah, if you jerk off to >her she’s gonna take it way better than just jorkint like normal
>>33394708i'm sure they're going to object to their boyfriend jacking off to other men's big cocks and pecs, too.
Apparently I look18 at the fresh age of 27. Am I fucked? Maybe early 20s could work but do women even wanna fuck someone who looks like an 18 year old?
>>33394718What are cougars for 4000.
People have told me I look 13 at the budding young age of 34. Am I fucked? Maybe very late teens could work but do women even wanna fuck someone who looks like a little boy?
>>33394721Some weirdos would actually be into that.
I get told I look 9 at the vibrant age of 46. Am I fucked? Maybe mid-tweens could work but do women even wanna fuck someone who looks like a 9 year old?
>>33394696no you, you fat piece of shit
>>33394701not if everyone has it done at birth
>>33394708Why would I ever goon if I had a gf?
>>33394708I bet women wouldn't mind gooning so much if they weren't such prudes and did it together with their bfs. Women are strange: on one hand they have nasty casual sex with strangers after a whole night in a club, on the other they get repelled by the idea of someone masturbating for a little longer.
>I love you, but your grandma was jewish so we can't date
Am I supposed to take that bullshit seriously? She never liked me, did she...?
>>33394753Being Jewish is a legitimate deal breaker. They are literally the blacks of the white race
>>33394755That's retarded. I wish people weren't retarded.
>>33394753I would be hesitant to date someone with a family history of a debilitating genetic disease.
>>33394767I don't have a history of that. Most made it over 90yo in my family.
>>33394771anon meant being jewish
>>33394773I know. That's a dumbass thing to say.
>>33394703>squid is good food no, it‘s the dipping sauce or the fried batter or whatever else is on it that makes it good, the squid itself is gross
>>33394777not really, it‘s like having kids with someone with a whole slew of personality disorders
just not worth the risk
>>33394779That is also a retarded assumption.
And you are on 4chan. You probably suffer some personality disorder.
Why are you saying dumbass things? Just to be racist? Just to be rude?
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>>33394785being nice is boring
>>33394783You aren't right though.
And just because something sounds "rude" it doesn't make it correct. That's an excuse assholes make when confronted about their behavior.
>wYm? i WaS oNlY tElLiNg ThE tRuThHilariously cowardly.
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>>33394785some of us are insufferable for fun!
>>33394788So yeah, just being racist huh?
Is there anything of substance you have to say? Or is it just the same retarded conpiracies of always?
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>>33393889I can't coom unless I've done very specific things to my pp that feel good at that moment, its like a quicktime event, and it takes a really long time. So my bigger issue is to coom at all
>>33394778But it’s retardedly high in protein
>>33394797The funny thing is you have a folder full lf meme images that you unironically got your entire ideology from.
Actually insane. You have nothing of substance at all.
>>33394548what does it say?
>>33394801An average load contains 0.25g of protein. Less than one gram of chicken has more than that. I‘ll stick to the chicken, thank.
>>33394802I have memes that humorously depict the truth. I don‘t get my ideas from them.
But that seems a bit of a difficult concept for you to understand.
>>33394560Male Zillenial
No, my mom shamed me constantly for even liking anime because she thought it was porn
>>33394809Based and correct mom.
What are women doing with their extra cash?
>>33394812Nah she made me terrified to even flirt with anybody or do anything remotely physical
>>33394815all that shit you see ads for every day where you think "who are they selling this shit to? who BUYS this crap?"
... yeah
>>33394808What seems to be too difficult for you to understand is that your dumbass memes and you ofc, are wrong.
But I imagine that, like every other retard, having someone else to blame your problems on makes you feel better. And taking refuge in belonging to a collective that you arbitrarily define and think to be superior also makes you feel better about yourself.
It's always the same with your kind.
>>33394816The money you save.
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Women
If a guy that likes to read gifted you some of his favorite books how would you feel?
>>33394819>wah wah, mom told me to not be an irresponsible, degenerate coomer and that completely destroyed my instinct to breed, or thats what I use as an excuse to justify my dysgenic existence Sounds like natural selection is working.
>>33394826Depends on what books they are. Can be anything from disgusted to grateful. I‘ll act grateful anyways to not hurt his feels.
>>33394815buying things i want or going to places maybe
>>33394826Nag
I think it's a nkce gesture but also kinda dumb.
Depends on whether or not I know if she likes to read.
If not, then gifting her something I like is fucking stupid.
i love sitting in the dark alone looking at good computer screen and listening to music
>>33394821The individual jew might be an alright creature but as a whole, you can‘t just say clear emerging patterns are nonsense because it makes you feel bad. If you don‘t want people to think badly about the jews, maybe stop acting so jewish.
>>33394828Mein Kampf and the Kama Sutra
Kidding, mostly classic horror literature
>>33394832Really? See that's why I ask because to me if someone gives me something they really like it means a lot to me, even if I otherwise don't have much interest. I'm weird with gifts though
>>33394837>Mein KampfBased, since thats a collectors item if original.
>Kama sutra>jeez pornPass.
>Fiction Eh…
>>33394832I'm a guy but I realized that in the past some of my friends got me books that they liked and I thought it was cool because they were sharing that part of them with me, and I would get to try something new. But at the same time I do also feel like most of the time if you're gifting someone something you like it could give off selfish vibes?? Idk.
>>33394826I'd love it but don't expect (all of) them to jump to the top of my reading list. The thing is either she's not a big reader and then finishing a few books in short time will be a chore for her in the first place. Or she is a big reader and then she probably is already reading things and looking forward to reading specific others first.
If you're cool with that, I don't see why not. In general I love being gifted books that mean a lot to a person because even if the book wasn't totally my thing, we can discuss it together afterwards and if they loved it that part will still be fun because they will be excited to share their own thoughts usually.
>>33394841Lets just say a guy once gifted me the pillars of the earth because its his favorite book and I ended up not reading it. Sorry.
>>33394815For me and most other women I know it's a combination of saving it and then having fun money that goes to vacations, going out/festival tickets, restaurants, luxury clothing and/or beauty products, expensive hobbies like arts and crafts supplies... Depends on the person both how much they value enjoying their money vs saving more and how they enjoy their money the most when they do spend it.
>>33394846>luxury clothing
>>33394815Crafting and art supplies.
>>33394849Is that not the normal way to say it? You know what I mean, clothing you find especially pretty but is both expensive and not practical at all/not for work, so it's not something you can remotely justify as just needing more/new clothes. For women that are generally very into fashion though it can be something to spend on if they can afford to.
>>33394852Luxury clothing is a concept completely divorced from any practicality and financial sense. You're able to find pretty clothes that don't carry the designer/luxury brand pricetag.
>>33394836>clear emerging patterns are nonsense because it makes you feel bad.You are being dishonest. As all retards who spew things like this are.
Name 1 of these "patterns" that is unique to jews.
There is none.
If a pattern is not able to be applied to every case, it is by definition, not a pettern.
It's also not even a majority. You are basing your accusations on a minority of the population and then generalizing them, which is also a dumb thing to do.
This is why talking with people like you is so fucking pointless. Your level of analysis is wrong. Falwed.
>acting jewishFinally, you don't even know what this means. This is a "catch-all" term for things that you deem to be negative. As I previously stated, none of these things are particular of jews, nor are jews the majority of people who do them.
But I'm sure you will ignore this, because it serves your points to do so. As your kind always does. It tracks, it's natural that someone who chooses to believe the things you believe would ignore all the evidence of those things being wrong. It's a fucking requirement to do so lmao
>individual jewYou already contradicted yourself here. And your initial animosity towards a post that was only expressing frustration and sadness, was only based on me being 1/4 jewish. You are objectively wrong, and dishonest. And your views only spread misery.
My family are good people, who have absolutely nothing to do with anything you accuse them of. But you can't help yourself. Because you are just a retard.
>>33394842Oh, yeah I wouldn't expect it to jump to the top of her priorities or anything, just be there if she ever gets the urge to read something different
I'd be silly to think she'd read it within a short period of time just because I gave it to her
I also feel like it would open the gates for her to do the same thing you know?
>>33394843Its fine if its not your thing
>>33394859What femanon means is clearly just non essential clothing, not necessarily overpriced brand items. Get over yourself.
is it weird me and my gf basically just talk and have sex the entire evening? i realized we never even watched a series or movie in 2 months time. we just go to the bedroom switch between talking/sex for hours on end. i don’t mind at all it just suddenly hit me like how long can this go on for
>>33394837>Really? See that's why I ask because to me if someone gives me something they really like it means a lot to me, even if I otherwise don't have much interest. I'm weird with gifts thoughI mean you could try it. I would see that as an attempt at getting closer? We all want to share things we like with those we care about.
I wouldn't do it for say, an occasion in which they celebrated. Like a birthday, for example.
>>33394865Luxury isn't that.
>>33394859Obviously, but that's the whole point right? Eating out at a restaurant is frivolous especially if you're a good cook and can eat at home for a fraction of the cost. If you're a creative person, you could argue you should just try to get into drawing if you want a creative outlet, not use expensive paints or clay.
But the question was specifically about what the "extra" money goes to. I'm not talking about designer bags for 3k but if you want a well-made popular design from a popular brand that's not the cheapest, you could still easily look at 100-250 for a brand new item. I don't know if you know a lot about women's fashion or not, but it is also incredibly easy to find dirt cheap super cute looking clothes in terms of cut/pattern/colors, but they will typically be made of polyester or similar materials that a lot of women especially as they age simply don't want to wear anymore because the sweating and lack of comfort while wearing it isn't worth it being cheap and cute looking. But if you want good natural materials you easily look at a higher price than for male fashion which is more designed on the assumption that it doesn't have to look particularly amazing it just needs to be inoffensive and durable...
>>33394866Sounds normal to me.
>>33394866Not weird at all, just means you're so into each other you don't really think of it or miss it. Enjoy it. You will naturally reach the stage where you feel like putting something on at least sometimes.
need a femanon gf that is like this
>>33394877Sorry, my name is not Mary Alice.
>>33394870Then I did use the wrong term, what anon said is what I meant, just buying stuff at 2-3x the price you would normally pay just because you love it so much more.
>>33394873Yeah, women's clothing costs more, but it seems like we're associating premium BRANDS with quality.
>>33394869No, its a completely out of the blue gift
I like to give gifts and come up with excuses to do so regularly. For birthdays and such I go harder and really think about a good gift
>>33394879You did not. Anon is just an anal incel that wants to be mad at women for buying overpriced shit so he can justify not having a gf because she would demand he buys her a 20k bag or some bullshit. Just ignore him.
>>33394883As I said, I'm a guy.
But I don't see anything wrong with that.
Don't get mad if she doesn't read it tho.
>>33394882NTA but women's clothing is probably like the entire economy now.
You can buy cheap Chinese garbage for $0.90 per dress, or you can buy some handmade-in-Montana-or-Estonia linen dress for $450, and somehow the sane middle doesn't exist anymore because of offshoring and greed.
>>33394888>As I said, I'm a guy. Ahh, I see
I'm looking for girls' thoughts since I already do this with my guy friends, honestly I feel like guys appreciate any gift because they don't get many
>>33394708Gooning with porn will never be well received by the far majority of women because it'll make her worry that she can't compete. Edging is one thing and a lot of women have no issue continuing after climaxing so they often have the stamina to spend a long time teasing in bed if that's what a guy wants. But if someone goons to porn it's hard to separate what's desire for long masturbation from what's desire to put off your orgasm specifically so you can consume a LOT of porn.
And for the guys that just really really love (lots of) porn, real sex is quickly disappointing. Porn thrives on novelty and endless variety, on extreme (the youngest/tightest/smallest girl ever, the bigger cock ever, the hardest fuck etc) which is just incredibly far removed from what makes "normal loving relationship sex" good. So for a guy like that you risk being boring easily.
As for how much they will judge gooning without porn, depends entirely on their own frame of reference and habits. Women spending long stretches of time masturbating is also a thing, feels like it's what I did half the first year after moving out. In that case no it's not an issue to know your partner also likes that. But if a woman was never that big on masturbation in the first place and saw it more like getting rid of an itch, it's still possible for her to be disturbed or intimidated to realize her sexual partners loves spending hours on it.
>tl;dr with porn almost nobody will like it, without porn your mileage will actually vary
>>33394889People don't realize how much of a slippery slope shopping is. The cheap garbage is clearly garbage. Then you instinctively look at the overpriced stuff and psyop yourself into thinking that it's inherently better because of the high price. Then you try to find a middle groud, but give up quickly because the expensive items are so much more appealing for your ego.
>>33394884Thanks for the clarification! The whole luxury [whatever] is such a void term you see in passing all the time I had started to worry I had wholly misunderstood the concept and it did imply designer stuff.
>>33394898This isn't totally true anymore because it has become so easy to buy once pricey clothes secondhand online. You just need to know brands you personally have good experience with (both in terms of durability/quality and knowing which size you carry in their clothing, that it mathes your proportions usually) but there's so many brands that make some good stuff and are not well-known.
The most frustrating thing at this point for buying is imo that it seems really common for even the brands with better reputations and a little pricier to really vary from item to item on whether they use natural fibers or cheapen out on the materials/design, and not everyone reselling is good about including the fibers. In the mid-range prices there are lots of brands where they have very sturdy stuff and plastic-y crap that just looks amazing...
>>33394861>If a pattern is not able to be applied to every case, it is by definition, not a pettern.I was wrong here. But the rest of the post still stands.
>>33393842 (OP)Be honest. having a car, stable job, stable liveable income, a car, and a house. Is whats needed in today's market to have a wife right?
>>33394919Livable income and house aren't as important if you have alternative ways to afford to stay somewhere, especially if you're on the younger side and/or are a student.
>>33394919A house not necessarily. You should buy that together. But the means to buy one is good. The rest is fundamental basics, yes.
>>33394919Big difference there if you're twenty looking to date like 18-21 year olds or thirty looking to date mid twenties to early thirties... If you're cute, young girls won't give a fuck about whether or not you have a "stable job" (which to many would just read as "boring job" anyway) or a house, car depends on how easily you can get around without one. They will just care that you give them butterflies, maybe that you live on your own.
If you are looking to seriously date a woman beyond college age and especially if you are hoping to mutually settle down into having a family relatively quickly in your ideal scenario, then yeah stability matters.
At the end of the day though nobody will fall into your lap just because you have a house, car and job. Do not make the mistake of endlessly "optimizing" yourself only to realize at some point you have everything on paper but you're still shy and awkward around women and have next to no idea about how to flirt, let alone date someone. Even if you are not looking for serious relationships, do make sure you get to meet and talk to women from time to time, even if just small talk at stuff you go to with male friends.
>>33394815Crafting supplies, and whatever fun I want to do. I just ordered a non electric scooter
>>33394826That’s weird. I like climbing so I’m gonna give you some rope, now my hobby is a gift to you
>>33394834same it sounds kind of nice
State gender, i'm male
For a couple of months, i've come to the possible realization that I was raped by my mom's boyfriend as a kid. My memories of childhood are foggy, and I know my mind erased things like physical abuse because I heard confirmations of it at a later date.
Everyone in my family was abusive one way or another, be it verbal, manipulation, physical, etc. But a part of me has always "known" that I was assaulted. There are so many details that I could go over... from nightmares, defensive anytime I was touched in relationships, anxiety attacks from talking about SA, etc.
He's the only one that when i'm near, my body shakes. It's hard to explain, but it's such a strong reaction of defensiveness when he's in the same room as me, to the point of being barely able to walk.
I've gone to therapy many times, and in the last attempt to make it work, my therapist was skeptical of it all, but confirmed sexual trauma of some sort.
There are too many details, but he's the one that makes sense, and if I take it as a fact, SO MUCH of my life and his makes sense from the day we met.
Anyway, what I want to ask is... what do I even do with this? I still live with my mom and him, and they have a child now; my brother, who is now 5.
I don't have anything but scrambled memories, an unsuportive family, and too busy with my adult life bearings. I'm gonna move next year at 22, but is that really fair to my little brother? What if my feelings are true and he assaults him? But I can't just stop myself from living to keep things in check.
>>33394919No. It's harder and harder to outearn women. Even the ones who say that they want someone on their level actually mean that you should earn more. Or just "not less" than them. Which still means more. Stability is actually a way to say that you're the one who needs to have a bigger safety net than them (because, as you can see from this thread and other places, their finances are worse than yours, no matter how much they earn).
>>33394933F for what it matters. Anon I am really sorry this happened to you. The thing is everything you write is very classic for childhood sexual abuse victims. The never truly having known and simultaneously always having known on the deepest level. The confusion, the vagueness. The difficulty speaking.
If you want to protect your brother to your best abilities, here's what you need to do: you need to start believing yourself, what your body is telling you, to the point where you are able to be strong to your mom. If you can't find a good therapist or it takes too long, I can very much recommend "Trauma and Repair" by Judith Lewis Herman. She goes into a lot of the feelings victims get that make them wonder their sanity, while they are the same time fairly universal feelings for victims of certain crimes.
Either way. The thing is. You need to get to a point where you can tell your mom straight up
>nobody can go into the past but I have the worst gut feeling in the world about stepdad, I can't remember everything but I feel how my body reacts, I do not trust him and do not think he should be around [brother]The thing is and this is really difficult. You have to accept your mom ultimately decides. If you go too far and actually yell at her "he raped me and he WILL rape your child if you don't leave him, that fine with you?" then she will go 1000% defensive, conclude you are a liar telling fantastical stories. You need to reach a point where you can deliver the message so confidently that your mom has nothing to grasp at. That if she says "but we don't know/you don't know-" you say, correct, but I'm telling you I have the worst feeling in the world. Something she cannot demonize you for. Something she will not be able to forget after hearing it.
This is imo your best bet.
>>33394942Staying at home with your own abuser for the sake of your brother (who will be vulnerable for a long time to come) is a HUGE sacrifice and, let's be honest, if stepdad really wants to do something he will find a way. You can't always be awake at home, whether you live there or not.
A lot of people will have a kneejerk reflex to advise to call CPS on your mom if she doesn't immediately leave your boyfriend. The sad reality though is that being separated from the mom IS already a trauma for a child and to top it off, it's hardly uncommon for kids that are removed from home to get sexually abused by peers and/or adults in a facility or in a foster home, his stats aren't great there either. It's a reassuring sounding solution but it would amount to another kind of chaos so first try everything you do from inside the situation. This is a nightmare to be in, I feel for you.
>>33394877I knew men just wanted tittymonster robots to fuck. They don't care about love.
>>33394946It's women that don't care about love. That's why men are turning to robots.
>>33394947I didn't want to settle for robot dick. I only use dildos so much because it's so hard to find a guy to date seriously.
>>33394948It's literally impossible for guys.
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men, what are your thoughts on older women as sexual partners?
>>33394950Relationships have two sides. If it's not working for guys, it's obvs also not working for girls.
>>33394956There's plenty of data to show things are worse for men than for women.
>>33394958Do you eat and shit data? Why can't we have a conversation about our personal experiences and share thoughts on ways to improve our situations realistically? So many whiny anons are quick to just reduce everything to numbers then wonder why they can't get their dick wet from obsessing over graphs.
>>33394960At this point I've basically given up on ever getting a relationship. I'm in my 30s and I've never had a gf, it's never gonna happen.
>>33394960your response is literally why men just aren't interested in your kind anymore. bring on the tittyrobots, they'll never behave like that
>>33394962>>33394963Thank God there are even a fraction of men out there that haven't completely given up on everything. The sadsacks ITT being an example of the norm IRL would honestly be too depressing to stomach.
>>33393842 (OP)For Women
If you met a man who is funny, witty, good looking, dutiful etc and otherwise perfect but you can see a certain pain in his eyes, it's clear he's hasn't quite moved on from a past relationship...
In that context would you to try and be "the woman who made him forget about her"?
>>33394969Probably not. Someone immature enough to mystify a human being like this is not someone I need in my life.
>>33394966Don't worry, women do a pretty good job of wrecking things on their own.
>>33394946those two are more affectionate than most women I know
>>33394966for the record I wear the costume of a normie and have no issue fucking you and dragging you along until I can upgrade to a tittyrobotos
>>33394969I always assume a guy has some baggage from past relationships. All I can do is try to be the best partner for him that I can. If that doesn't naturally help him move past it, then idk what to do.
>>33394969No... Maybe if I'd been younger but by now I realize you can't speed up an emotional process like that. If a guy actually goes from having a chip on his shoulder to loving life 24/7 because he fell for you so hard - you're a rebound, and once the relationship settles down the old pain will surface still.
I might not stop seeing him but I would definitely not try to impress him extra hard to show I'm better than the ex he can't forget... Which also implies he can't forget her because she was so special, while people just have trouble forgetting someone when they still care a lot about them or miss parts of them. That can remain the case even if you meet someone "better".
>>33394974I don't do anything casual. I actually get to know guys before getting physical because I know there are a lot of people out there just faking being interested in long term relationships.
>>33394971It's a double edged sword for both parties, as much as I want a new woman to love, there's a lot of pain to still somehow put away even two years later. I just seem to get women to fall for me fast when I like it slow, have that budding feeling grow, whilst most people I find become infatuated, want sex when I think I just want that mutual love again.
>>33394975Yeah that's more so the question I'm asking.
>>33394976The first half hits extremely hard, the second I think is all I need honestly.
>>33394979I'll give up and move on if he can't focus on me while I'm right in front of him. I don't have time to waste being a guy's second thought when he wakes up.
>>33394979>there's a lot of pain to still somehow put away even two years laterThe pain is either not understanding what went wrong or self pity. Neither is something I want in a partner.
I’m a somewhat intimidating looking guy. I like it when stranger women feel a tad intimidated by me, knowing I could overpower them easily if I had such thoughts.
I’ve never touched a woman against her will in my life and am disgusted by those who do. But I still like making women feel somewhat intimidated by me.
I’m probably weird am I.
>>33394951Depends on what you define as older woman
>>33394982There goes another woman, expecting men to read minds again.
>>33394981I think if I met someone like you being so verbally sharp, it'd be easy to move on.
>>33394982The former, I'll never get my answer but the rats still run around in my head, trying to figure out the how and why still - less and less now but still do get them
millenial women gonna be the biggest loser demographic of all time it looks like, damn. all of the broke, woke, aging tattoos and lonely
>>33394987Self awareness, understanding humans and pattern recognition is not mind reading unless you are a brainlet and think noticing and understanding things is magic.
>>33394988>get my answerAnd what do you need one for? Your answer is that she is not here. Thats all the closure you need.
>>33394989Someone is mad, lol
>>33394988That's fair. I'm not looking to mince words about compatibility. I want a guy to honestly like me and honestly like him back.
I hate this fucking body. I hate what it's become and I can't get my shit together enough to fix it and just eat something regularly. I've never felt this kind of shame.
>>33394979>>33394979>the second I think is all I need honestly.FWIW I agree with the other anon that personally I kind of expect someone to come with some sort of baggage and I am honestly more interested in how well he handles that and how well we can talk about it and feel on the same wavelength, than the mere fact that the baggage is there.
To use a simplistic metaphor, if dating is like a job interview and entering a relationship is being chosen for the job, then a good employer would understand no matter how good your papers are, you will still need time to start feeling at home, start truly understanding your position in that specific workplace, start working around local issues graciously etc. Basically the qualifications are to back up that you'll be able to learn the job fast enough and do it well enough, but both employer and employee should understand you only really learn to do it after you start.
I think it's like that too with love, if you have a special connection/chemistry, all the big things feel really right, it's worth investing in figuring out how it can work between the two of you. We do live in a time where people are encouraged to be very afraid of wasting their time, that it's better to miss out on a potentially good thing than to not be sure for some time. But I don't personally think that's very realistic. Everyone has issues, people differ more both in how well they can handle them but also how open they are about them, how honest. I care more that a partner is able to communicate and reflect on himself and genuinely wants to grow, than that something happened that left him feeling some way.
That said of course realistically speaking there is a timeline, if someone falls deeply for you and after a year it still feels like she's "the new girl" and you are thinking of your ex more, it's going to cause resentment, distance, unhappiness in the relationship. If you fear this is a realistic scenario, it's worth investing in by yourself.
>>33394984Who knows, the important thing is you don't do it. Nobody can read others' mind and it's all that can realistically be expected of you.
That said if I had to guess, it honestly would surprise me if you are an exception among men for feeling this way, in general it is common for men to enjoy intimidating women a bit.
>>33394995fat or skinny, male of female?
>>33394990You think maintaining eye contact for an extra 0.3 milliseconds is a "sign". Shut up.
Modern women have intentionally made themselves worthless. There's nothing more repulsive than being reckless and wasteful like that, particularly when it seems to be done on purpose.
>>33394999Everything means something. Just because you don‘t know what it means doesn‘t mean it means nothing.
>>33395001You mean nothing.
Girls have you ever considered surprising your boyfriend with a kinky bride costume? For bed stuff
>>33395000The next logical step is for them to make everything a man can do, or has done, worthless. That's how we'll have true equality, through destruction.
>>33394988Just saying for
>I'll never get my answer>trying to figure out the how and why stillin my experience if this is the issue with moving on, it ultimately boils down that you cannot accept that the other person apparently felt quite differently than you thought.
Any argument you might want to bring about how well things were going or how loving she was being right down to the last second, is incompatible with her wanting to break up. So the narrative where everything was going great, if you feel it's there, was apparently not the story of her life, not her reality. A lot of stuff is more interpretation than I realized. "She loved me right down to the last second" from one side can sound like "I tried right down to the last second to get through to him and disarm him, then I gave up" from the other side for example.
Any reason that might frustrate you because it doesn't make sense, will start to make sense if you allow the weight of the stuff you (apparently) did not realize or underestimated to truly weigh on you.
Realize this is also a literal stage (negotiation) in the whole stages of grief/mourning thing. What are you hoping to achieve in finding out? Say tomorrow you woke up and realized crystal clear how she felt and what you did wrong - would it even matter? After two years she probably moved on and is maybe even with someone else. So it might feel productive to "find out" but it really is just a form of denial - as long as you are still realizing new things about the past relationship, in a way it might seem like it hasn't ended; if you truly understand, maybe you have a shot. But again just negotiation with the facts of life.
>>33394991True, we were together for some 6 years, proposed and everything, I was basically told I was too loyal one day and a disgusting monster using her for sex the next, she contorted herself into this disgusting, pathological liar of a woman who wounded me until I felt like I needed to leave and I'm only now slowly reconciling who I left was the woman she always was.
It's been painful but I'm trying my best now to appreciate those who are in my life and who do love me.
>>33394994As with anything, for me I want that too, sadly I've mostly been on one end or the other of the love that's unrequited.
>>33394996For me, for this "interview" just know that I try my best in all things, I want to say to St Peter that I lived my life the best I could, that I can fight, that I will fight until the end and in that way I want a love I can fight for, a tug and play, a verbal play with each other, always something that keeps the other wanting and needing, keeping it exciting I think that's the kind of love I want.
>>33395007>for this interviewI didn't mean to say that part matters, I meant more like, the kind of stuff people consider for whether or not they want to get together with someone else (like realizing you are not over your ex yet), is only the start, most somewhat experienced people realize it's only once you are dating that you can actually find out how much of the issues you can solve together or not.
>>33395007>she contorted herself into this disgusting, pathological liar of a woman who wounded me until I felt like I needed to leaveOh, so not only lack of self awareness but self pity on top of that? Lol, pass.
I can't stop thinking about this. It was before class (spring semester) and he pulled out some cookies and started dipping them in this huge cup of dunkin coffee. I remember it said XL, 2 sugar, 3 cream on it. I asked him why he was dipping cookies in his coffee it's weird and he just deadass told me "It's not coffee- I'm not weird. It's milk."
Why did he do this?
>>33395007>I was basically told I was too loyal one day and a disgusting monster using her for sex the next, she contorted herself into this disgusting, pathological liar of a woman who wounded me until I felt like I needed to leave and I'm only now slowly reconciling who I left was the woman she always was.I mean her behavior is erratic and conflicting. You were together for six years. It's not impossible that the woman she became in those years IS for all intens and purposes a different woman than the one you fell in love with.
Grief, issues with addiction (substances but also being an extreme workaholic for example), physical issues, depression/anxiety can all make people into a different version of themselves.
I mean your post kind of sounds like you feel you should've seen it coming that it would end this way after six years, but nobody can look into the future. The most mentally stable, loving person would probably turn into a sorry wreck for a while if they, say, got into an accident and became handicapped all of the sudden. Life happens. When life gets hard, "seeds" of bad behavior of toxic traits that were always there can grow into actual recurring behavior, old patterns start playing up.
Basically mourn what went down but don't overestimate the power you had to change this or even see it coming really.
>>33395012You are the weird one for asking why someone dunks their cookie in coffee. Why wouldn‘t they? It‘s yummy. And even if you don‘t like it, who are you to comment on other‘s eating habits? Ofc he got weirded out and defensive. Holy autism.
>>33395012I dip my cookies in coffee all the time though, nobody has ever commented on it. I just like the coffee taste in combination with the cookie and if it's certain kinds the heat of the coffee will make the caramel (or whatever) melt a bit.
I think he just panicked because you commented on his eating and called it weird. Milk and cookies is a more classic combinaion I guess.
>>33395005Honestly, that's how Marxism works. So you're probably not even wrong.
Women monolith in their "lowkey we might have messed up can we just have a WW3 and draft the men so we can pretend to dial things back a lil" phase
>>33395012phone was alexei
do not worry your little head
>>33395017Glowies, draft this idiot first.
>>33395021They should recruit you to field test parachutes
>>33395017Men might fail women en masse by running away from war. Since women can do everything that men do, they might rise to the occasion and go into combat.
If the war is for a good cause then men should.
>>33395012What is Dunkin’ coffee? Is that like plain coffee?
>>33395011Mind if I just say, I know you're being hostile on purpose but I live for these sort of bouts.
>>33395013I know, I just the line I have to tell myself as everything else hurts more, I really tried everything to fix what I could see was declining - but - the cogs in her head wouldn't stop turning, it was always easy to read what was on her face and in her eyes every time you felt like I got closer to the truth... a new issue, a new thing would appear just pushing me further and further away
I don't think it was just her for the record I have my faults, I know at the time I was in the wrong industry and couldn't hold down a job because of it, a practical man behind a call centre desk job didn't last I was failing and falling behind, promises I couldn't and failed to keep and all those little things could have built up over time, mix that with her getting a chronic ailment, it's not as simple as I want it to be, I just wish she said:
>Anon you're a fucking pathetic bum who's X, Y and Z I wish we did A, B and C but you fucked it upAnd made it simple and clean, rather than getting swept up in the ocean of her emotions.
I think the irony now is I feel far more secure of my path in work and never been less certain of where I want to go in the future with everything else
femanons, how would you respond if you saw a text message pop up from a former fling asking to catch up on your boyfriends phone? trying to determine if my gf is being unreasonable
Women, do you make tier lists of men other than your bf?
>>33395035No
>>33395033Depends on how he responds to that happening.
>>33395035The council's official stance is to never confirm nor deny the accuracy or truth behind South Park episode 14 season 11 "The List"
Call me crazy, but I refuse to take advice from a female that lost her virginity to her uncle.
>>33395033I would ask why my former fling is texting him
>>33395038who? is this in general or person specific?
>>33395004Girlfriend, yes
In the bathroom nobody can hear you cry. It's the safest place on planet earth
Why couldn't AI replace girlfriends? Obviously men are proofed against AI since we have to open jars or take you on dates but realistically AI can provide same amount of emotional support
>>33394969No thanks. I’m okay with admiring from afar. Hope he figure out his journey, I’m moving on
>>33395043I hear you through the vents every time lol
>>33395043The room with the least amount of sound proofing due to the pipes. Good job anon
>>33395038Kill yourself if you're so obsessed with a child being raped that you bring it up every thread.
>>33395045Even if you had to buy a small cluster of GPUs or AI chips yourself, it would still be cheaper than the sacrifices that are necessary for a six-figure job that's eligible for women and a house that's eligible for women and procreation with one.
>>33395058Nice, now do it literally anywhere else and it would be an improvement
You're a total joke. That's why I have to remind anons. Cry more.
>>33395075Not her, but it's really creepy how you won't stop talking about a child being molested. It's like you really enjoy thinking about that sort of content. Please find a new hobby.
>>33395075You're sick. The only thing you remind people of is how gross you are.
>>33395083That's rich coming from you. I am bullying you because of what you posted here, dumb freak. You deserve it.
>>33395045It's not physical, so it's only around 10% of it.
>>33395086If you want something physical you can hire a prostitute
>>33395085You tsundere, when will you drop the act and go on a date with me?
>>33395085>he thinks everyone who responds to his pedo fantasies is jhlmao even
>>33395087Yes, and?
I don't have an issue with prostitution.
OP was clearly talking about a substite for a real romantic relationship.
State gender.
Are you in big trouble?
>>33395085>>33395083>>33395075Did I miss some incel shitting up the thread again or what is this?
>>33395090Except she is the pedo. Keep defending her, buddy.
>>33395093Resident pedo is obsessed with the child rape a namefag went through. He brings it up unprompted because he has a crush on her and wants her to respond to him.
>>33395096You're transparent, anon. We all know how gross you are.
Women, what are your mind control secrets? How do you keep him thinking about you, always about you, and only about you?
>>33395099Oh that obsessive shit again...
Sometimes I wish we had IDs here so we knew what other shit he posts, to get a better picture of the mentally ill.
>>33395109Remember when it was car washes and shock collars? I find it curious how obsessively repetitive schizos can be.
>>33395109They also habitually attack other namefags, but of course we can never know how often he goes after anybody posting for any reason.
>>33395112I almost miss the giantess anon.
>>33395092F
Not even the slightest
>tell girl I sometimes make AI slop
>she is put off by it and says its bad
>fast forward a couple of months
>warmed up to it
>showed her how
>over the weekend she was locked in her room, schlicking it to playing dolls with her favorite hot boys fucking each-other just like in muh fanfics
>wanted to take home office today but I convinced her to go to work
What have I done
>>33395106I’m really hot and fun, takes no mind effort on my part.
>>33395112That wasn't me. It's just funny to bully her for the shit she posted here.
>>33395113>nooo don't bully the precious namefags who all defend each other after they post fucked up shitLol lmao even.
producitivity levels MAXXED once im done peeing
Wish me luck at work nerds
Straight up, I'm leaving work in 3hrs, any of you Femanons in Manchester?
Want to do something recreational to unload all the stress from all this physical labour.
>>33394270Well, I don't exactly advertise the fact I'm alone, let alone (heh) the fact that I feel lonely or miserable. I think I restrain myself from asking for help often enough.
>>33395134Good luck at work, anon. I hope you get pegged by your dommy-mommy boss again.
>>33395129Bringing up your pedo thoughts and obsessions with namefags isn't bullying. It just makes you look like a creepy tsun simp. Nobody, not even them, cares about your spam beyond pointing and laughing at you. Get a clue.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33395140>i have to defend her pedo behaviour by calling other anons pedos or she won't respond to my messages on discord anymoreLmao.
>>33395146You don't want one
>>33395091It's a decent substitute
>>33395148You're the only one spamming things about children ITT, anon.
>>33395135It'd help a lot if you didn't word this so weirdly. Lol
How do I become more romantic as a woman?
>>33395166There's not much to be confused about, I have all this energy from a day of labouring, would love to make use of it
>>33395170copy from some romantic movies? idk
>>33395170Define romantic? There's a lot you can do with words alone
Women-
How do you decide you want to date a particular man?
>>33395156Sure, simp incel. Now run away.
>>33395172>Want to do something recreational>unload all the stressWhen women read this, they think you only want casual sex. I'm sure of it.
You could've put " getting off work in 3 hours. Any female company, join me for dinner at ____. Just casual, not even a date"
>>33395177If he makes me feel excited to see him again/talk to him/spend more time with him.
>>33395182I think he meant casual sex
>>33394343I need that from him.
>>33395185I think so, too. We'll see.
Tall big mysterious stranger with green eyes and a serious, but gentle, countenance. You had forgotten his mystery when the crisis came along. When the crisis came and he took your hand and brought you somewhere safe.
You can see the outline of his shoulders and long back in the gloom, resting, waiting. Maybe he's asleep. After all, you had fallen, exhausted, somewhere out of all that chaos. But he's leaving soon- and without a word- you can tell. How do you get him to stay?
Women:
Would you like or dislike if your boyfriend madeyou a very rigid schedule of what to do, where to go, what to wear, what to eat? With your consent, of course.
>>33395195Hit him in the shin with a crowbar
>>33395173Which movies??
>>33395175I don’t know. What do men find romantic?
>>33392709I was up til like 6am partying and dancing lol got absolutely mashed up
Man's gonna get a takeaway and watch Pitch Perfect 2 rn while clocking the opps but I think my niece and her stupid jobless bf are still here
>>33395203How do I unsubscribe from your blog.
>>33395202why do you want to be more romantic?
>>33395204>how do I deal with someone nice enough to put a trip on to identify their posts betterHello newfriend!
>>33395205So i can be a good girlfriend
>>33395170Being romantic is a task for men, with a penalty of rejection and divorce.
>>33393842 (OP)hi women it's almost 6am and i am fucked up. early to bed early to rise!
It's kinda funny that the men here think that romanticism is literally just buying a girl chocolate and a bouquet of flowers. Like, is your perception of what 'romance' is literally just early 2000s romcoms?
>>33395170stop having casual sex
>tfw ask AI to generate a gf for me
>AI keeps generating girls that are too pretty
Anyway, what does a man have to do to get a wholesome girl who looks like this?
>>33395213I can be romantic too
I can scratch his back, but him car parts, make him food
I don’t know
>>33395215You won’t even help me try?
>>33395224Have you tried talking to women?
>>33395225>I can be romantic tooAs a response to him being romantic. Otherwise he wouldn't have been chosen.
Either men or women:
I'm thinking of going to the gym for the first time ever - are there any gym social etiquette rules I, an autistic man, should follow?
>>33395218whats a good romcom example of romantiscm?
>>33395225It is hopeless I am afraid
There's this girl in my gym that has taught me what it means to yearn. She is so stupidly beautiful and the way she carries herself and her voice is so charming too.
There are plenty of good looking girls at the gym and I'm sure there are plenty that many people would call better looking but for some reason I am totally smitten with her. She genuinely inspires me to draw every time I see her so I can create beautiful things in the world too.
Girls, would you suck your boyfriend's dick while he had a cold?
>>33395198Men don't think that much about women.
>>33395195Tall men only make a small subset of the population you dumb cunt.
>>33395225I just bought some car parts actually. I you wanna zelle me a thousand dollars, that would be really romantic
>>33395226Yes, but they look the other way.
The only girls who smile at me are the foreign workers who are desperate for a permanent VISA.
Maybe that guy spent 5 years trying to get a girlfriend and now she doesn't even know how to be romantic. Women don't deserve relationships, they just get them because they're female.
>>33395237t. moid
4 AM she receives naked lotion massage half asleep
6 AM first breakfast
8 AM coffee giggles and memes under morning birdsong
9 AM Purity routine
10 AM Light second breakfast
11 AM Sensual meditation
12 PM Vigorous workouts
1 PM Washing naked in warm Sunlit pools and waterfalls
2 PM Power lunch
3 PM 70 girly power rah rah cheer hour
4 PM Disobedience hour
5 PM Punishment hours
7 PM wine and fancy dining
9 PM Fallen angel debauchery and pain
10 PM Tucked into bed
>>33395241Sure but will you hold my hand
>>33395244I don’t have a boyfriend yet
>>33395229I don't understand the question
>>33395180So four years ago she posted about shota fantasy characters and you're still seething about it while talking about how much you enjoy the fact that a real human being was raped as a child? You're sick in the head in 2025 no less.
>>33395236i don't think he'll like it because he's sick and i'd just drain his already low energy even further (the energy honestly depends on how sick though)
>>33395248I don't understand what's there to not understand. I'm just asking how I should behave in a gym since I've never been in one.
>>33395170Make the guy feel like you appreciate him just for existing. That you like him even when he's not doing something for you. That you care for him purely for him, not because of what he can provide for you.
>>33395247Yes I love you thank you baby
>>33395253Do your exercises and be polite? Like anywhere else It is not some magic place
>>33395251Drain his energy? How much work are you making a guy do when you suck his dick?
>>33395250Hol up, is that why she hates the person she lives with
>>33395260A man's life energy is stored in the balls.
>>33395238I just think you are trolling
>>33395262Get with the lore anon. Uncle not dad did it. He killed himself too.
>>33395113I don't think going after namefags in itself is inherently wrong, especially when it's qt, which is just wretched in every single way.
But JH is not that, just somewhat neurotic.
Women
Do you think the chances for a male to be successful with women as an adult are much lower if they were way too attached to their moms as children?
Wonder if there's a study about that
>>33395204Bruv I'm literally using a trip just filter, are you dumb cuz??
>>33395170Being romantic is about making the other feel valued, cherished, chosen, seen, appreciated, pampered, spoiled, special, etc. You can do that in a thousand different ways, like remembering his favorite snacks and pick some up when you get gas, make him a playlist of songs that make you think of him, be curious about him as a person, try new things with him because he wants to share them with you, grab his hand when cuddling snd kiss each finger tip, have inside jokes, make them feel like you genuinely enjoy their weird parts and not just tolerate them, pick him up because you saw that it might rain, anything that feels intentional and meant specifically for him.
Think
>I could just exist with you, but I want to celebrate that I do
>>33395265https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE?si=7qkW6lpeiFTFICLr
>>33395269When the anon spamming about hating a namefag is more frequent than the namefag doing the thing the anon is spamming about it counts as something different than just mocking a namefag. Its obsession
Women:
DId you ever have a Danganronpa phase?
>>33395278Idk what that is and I also don‘t want to know.
>>33395269>qt, which is just wretched in every single wayBro I'm literally right here
>>33395278Neuro still in this phase frfr
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>>33395268Ok then why she hate her dad when he gave her place to stay and stuck around unlike the mom
>>33395276I agree with that, and as I said, I don't have a problem with JH. She doesn't seem hate-worthy at all.
>>33395283The beatings most likely.
>>33395287>She doesn't seem hate-worthy at allKek lets not get ahead of ourselves.
some chick who people are obsessed about
>>33395255Okay, so would that depend on the guy? One might appreciate gifts more than someone who appreciated words?
>>33395256You’re welcome
>>33395267Why would I be
>>33395272Thank you
>>33395295Anons are not people. They are anons.
>>33395291She's the one who masturbates if you say something iffy ITT.
I don't think they ever saw her
>>33395290>Kek lets not get ahead of ourselves.Just stating facts.
Her weird hangup about cum does ultimately nothing.
>>33395302Can black girls be hot?
>>33395260when you're really sick you don't want to do much other than sleep and get sustenance
>>33395303something iffy ITT
>>33395135What do you have in mind?
>>33395251Unless I am in the hospital, I am never too suck to not get my dick sucked at least once a day.
>>33395305Many would disagree.
>>33395182I guess you're right but I do have a love of innuendo and entengre regardless of outcome.
Truthfully I want an adventure
>>33395282F
I’m simple, I like all the standard dragons.
>>33395317>Manydoubt.jpg
But anyway, it's a moot point.
>>33395278Don’t know what that is
>>33395320I guess you have a point since some guys want to cum on her specifically because she would cry about it so it would be a plus there
It is pretty annoying that cum doesn't go away with water
>>33395311Meet up at Picadilly at 4:30 go see what there is to see, for as much as I work here I haven't explored in the slightest. Would prefer to keep you guessing than have a solid plan
>>33395198Yes, my ex tried that shit with me
>heey my parents are going to be here at 12 pm :)Fuck off, I am not putting clothes on every week for this bullshit, I am not hiding the dildos again, you go out and make an excuse and when you get back you're getting spanked.
>>33395324It goes away if you swallow it all
Women, is there a place where you are atleast semi regularly at and would be okay with a guy hitting on you?
girls, would you rather have your clothes ripped off or slowly cut off with a knife?
Boobs are scary. Please do NOT expose your breasts in front of me, I will quake with fear.
>>33395331Idk, maybe the grocery store. Just make sure she doesn‘t look stressed.
>>33395332Ripped
>>33395268We don't know what actually happened. She was a very willful girl. A rather naughty girl, if I may be so bold, sir.
>>33395335You dont go anywhere else?
>>33395331My bedroom provided I know him and have invited him there
>>33395338Not really. Home, work, gym, grocery store. Grocery store seems the most neutral of those.
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>>33395344Dang, same boat but sometimes I'll hit a bar for wings and a beer after work.
We should make some sort of app for introverts to meet.
>>33395352That would defy the point of being introverted.
>>33395331I’m only okay with it if it’s a friend of a friend. I’m not dealing with strangers
>>33395353I can be introvert and want gf
>>33395352It was called Duolicious
>>33395357Sounds interesting, though I'm not liking the use of past tense
>>33393842 (OP)Do girls like playing with guys asses? I mine is toned and I don't want anything bigger than a finger stuck in me
>>33395363I like how it makes a guy feel flustered.
>>33395359Because it's had its time in the sun, most people who initially used it got hitched now you've got the scraps left
>t had a gf from there for a year
>>33395368>>t had a gf from there for a yearWhy did it end? I can't see it being more successful than Tinder, especially with the man to female ratio being worse here.
What is something that's hot to look at but shitty and unfun in bed?
For me, its nipple piercings.
>>33395365I go to the gym a lot so I'd just want a girl to appreciate all the squats I did
>>33395373For some women they don't wear it to look sexual, it's for physical health reason(i.e inverted nipples)
Kek.
How is it better than other dating apps?
>>33395384>he fell for it Ok
Cry about it, stupid bitch.
>>33395386Lol, manlet malding.
>>33395382>inverted nipplesBut... they are my favorite
>>33395372She said she didn't feel appreciated, I disagreed, she wished to be alone, I let her be.
I should have been better, but it would have been even more cruel to stay.
As I said the initial femcel hype rush is gone now you get coked up girls, brain dead zoomer women, nothing of interest or note.
>>33395384You both have terrible command of the English language.
>>33395390>I disagreedLol, you don‘t get to disagree on how someone feels. Are you retarded?
Men
Do you resent your gf/ex for not being romantic enough?
>>33395392That's not me. I never used duolicious because I was told the sign up process was long and I didn't want my face to be associated with 4channel. And imagine filling up your profile just to get rejected for being below 6ft like anywhere else.
>>33395398I did and I'd do it again.
>>33395402Then stop whining about the consequences of acting like an idiot.
>>33395403Where was I whining? Meds? Hello?
24, almost 25 incel here.
My mothers friends and neighbours asked her (2 other women) about why or if really ive never had a gf, she told me months ago but im angered about it again. I must suicide
>>33395387Don't be a bully to the shorty
>>33395383My friends girlfriend said girls like guys asses
>>33395406Go to the gym, start mogging, observe and watch how others talk and interact, practice in the mirror, simple as
>>33395373literally eating ass
>>33395411She is dating him, so she clearly has some sort of faggot fetish.
>>33395412I am considering chemical if not actual castration, I want to get the whole thing removed, entirely, I'm too old, I don't wanna be sexual or a failure to be in a relationship anymore
>>33395412Every guy under 30 is at the gym. He needs roids if he wants any results, but good luck if you start balding or get acne.
>>33395417You're mentally beneath the ground you stand on, have some spine to stand up for yourself. It's not over until you're dead.
>>33395324especially when it gets stuck on the skin or hair
>>33395399Idk about resent. It’s just not who she was as a person. Very passive. The flip side is that we never argued. It’s a weird feeling that I almost *wanted* more drama, because at least there would be a more tangible passion
>>33395432Why did you guys split?
>>33395412He needs to get fat and bald, embrace comfyness, find bunch of blokes to hit the pub with and enjoy life
>>33395332i'd rather have my clothes ripped off
>>33395426Hair would be a nightmare
>>33395412>>33395439For me its hitting the gym and being a fat pub enjoyer
Captcha Dv2vD, perfect balance
>>33395442it'll feel gross and have random chunks for a week at best
>>33395331I don’t have an answer for that.
>>33395332Ripped. I can’t wait like that.
>>33395333I think mine would ok
>>33395363Just their dicks
>>33395406Ignore normalfags, they live on another planet
>>33395445Yeah that would be bad. Cum is so weird.
american anons, do you guys live in suburban neighborhoods with a house that has a frontyard/backyard and does it look as good as i imagine??
state gender by the way
>>33395461F
Yeah. My current house even sometimes has deer walking by.
>>33395463cool! are deers cute?
>>33395468Yeah they're nice. They can be a pain in the ass if you're growing a garden though.
>>33395459Now tell that anon how many girls you slept with after partying.
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>>33395461It’s rural. This is the front yard.
>>33395459No they live on the same, in the same planet where I hsould have had a gf by now but its never happened
I am going to get surgery or I want surgery to remove my genitals, smooth down there
>>33395406I overheard my mother on the phone saying that I am asexual, it was pretty funny. I am not an incel though just autistic
>>33395473looks nice! i'd imagine there'd some wildlife and bugs there?
>>33395479Yeah there are lots of deer, lots of fawns this year. The bugs have been kinda bad but not as much the last few days I don’t think but it’s humid.
no one ever gives me yous...
>>33395461m i LITERALLY live in one of those soulless cookie cutter southwest suburb mcmansion neighborhoods that gets memed
>>33395496are they really that bad?
>>33395493Hey, how are (You) doing? Any plans for this wonderful Monday?
I bet >33395492 wants a (You) soooo bad right now lol
Oh look another lesbian woman who likes cock and schlicks herself constantly to sucking dick.
The roses on your face light up the sky
bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
>>33395461M
When I was little, I lived in a rural townhouse in southern Appalachia, the "neighborhood" looked a lot like this
>>33395473I didn't see much wildlife though. I think the most eventful thing was a lizard got in the house once when I was home alone and I hid upstairs because I had just learned about poisonous lizards in school. Best part about being home alone was I could watch watch Pokemon, Yugioh and DBZ (my parents didn't allow me to watch "Japanese animation")
anons, How do you do your remote job from a public place without feeling like a larper?
>>33395461No, I live in an apartment, a 1000 foot 1 bath 2 bed costs like 300k and the morgage would be like 70% of my takehome.
>>33395461Male
Yes I live in suburban hell
No it does not look good, and the experience is worse
Semen smelling like chlorine bleach is a good thing right
>>33395518If i had a remote job I would shit every where with out a care in the world
>>33395282Male
I like the fox bubble dragon. I think it's cute, the bubbles are cute, and I'm a weeb so the armor is cute
Women
How would you feel about a guy that doesn't like to celebrate his birthday and therefore doesn't tell anybody when it is?
>>33395461There's about 5 houses on my street, we each have about an acre of land
Not really a neighborhood but its alright
Sadly no friends because only old people lived in there when my parents moved in an and and the now current neighbors kids are just now like middle school age
>>33395473What I would do for an American girl again...
Going to the States for a wedding, wonder if I can get myself hitched myself...
>>33395530I dislike them too. They are a horrible invention.
>>33395463Will you marry me?
>>33395428>Yea I want a boyfriendWhat's stopping you?
After my grandparents died, we got all their photo albums. In one of the albums there's two pictures of them in their early 20s having sex; they had a friend take the pictures. I think we should throw them out because it's weird to keep them. My mom thinks we shouldn't. Hmm. What do I do
>>33395517The wildlife is mainly deer but there are also wild turkeys sometimes and black bears but I rarely see bears and then also squirrels and chipmunks of course.
>>33395544Shitcan that shit
>>33395544You should keep it for historical value
I wouldn't frame it kek but just take it out of the album so no little kids in the future will accidentally see it
My T levels are at 525 (im 33 years old) but i still have no sex drive.
What's wrong with me
In the past 6 months I've spent $400 almost on AI sex.
>>33395518Just do it at home? I admit they do look goofy sitting all serious in a cafe on their laptops while everyone around them is enjoying the food and talking to each other.
>>33395544Keep it but someplace super out of the way, its weird but its also kind of cool
>>33395551Its all in your head
>>33395552Holy moly wasteful shitoly
>>33395542I am an introverted homebody with no friends. Not sure where to meet someone.
>>33395551Mine died a bit that age. Supping zinc and magnesium helped. Never on an empty stomach.
>>33395552I spent that much but on books and food and a pair of binoculars
>>33395552Why not get escorts to beat you off?
>>33395560yeah i learned the hard way taking zinc alone make me very nauseous
>>33395552holy shit
I just locust on /g/ and have spent $0 and probably used ai chatbots for 40-60 hours over the last year
>>33395544Assuming they're your mom's parents, give the pictures to her, she can keep them if she's not uncomfortable.
Odds are your grandparents would've been embarrassed but they did put it in the album instead of going through lengths to avoid anyone possibly finding it. It is also kind of the way of life that them being gone and your mom being alive means (imo) her preference matters more especially when you can only speculate about what your grandparents would have wanted. You can still destroy them if your mom's no longer alive.
>>33395559Hello, I have an open position for a homebody girlfriend who looks like:
>>33395224.
You should apply if you fit the description.
>girl replies to my text 2 weeks later
>'awesome man thanks so much'
was she a dude all along?
>>33395572I don’t look like that
>>33395574You do not awaken any sexual desire in her.
>>33395574She's not interested and is girl version of a fuckboy
>>33395552Still cheaper than a girlfriend, good for you
>>33395563Escorts are way more expensive. The escort I was looking at that eats ass and focused on bareback blowjob oral service is like $500 an hour.
>>33395568That's fair but how much time have you spent searching? It might actually end up being relatively similar if you count the time spent.
>>33395530I wouldn't mind, but it would make me think there was no doubt something sad in his childhood that made him have negative feelings surrounding the idea or being celebrated/in the spotlight in general. I would respect it though.
>>33395373Dry muscle and/or thinness for me. Depending on the body it can be extremely aesthetic but when I get to be with someone I definitely prefer being able to grab them in lots of places. I think flat stomachs look super good for example but you don't do much with them, kiss or lick sure but that's different from grabbing to me.
>>33395588I don't think I ever spent more than 10 minutes finding a proxy
Usually searching "trycloudflare" on the archive gets you a hit pretty fast, worst case scenario you have to find a rentry link that gets you to the trycloudflare link
>>33395591>but it would make me think there was no doubt something sad in his childhoodWtf? Not him but I simply never celebrated it because I was poor and I didn't have close friends like that. I wouldn't even know how to celebrate my birthday.
>>33395572My eyes are blue. But basically.
>>33393868wow that sounds exhausting
>>33395553I would go insane if I didn't leave my room
>>33395363Depends on the girl, but it's not uncommon to enjoy and be open to as far as I know. I've tried it with my partner and if he had enjoyed it more I would've been happy to try more.
Girls how are you losing to AI
>>33395604I never asked to play this stupid game
>>33395604Not losing at all. Girls are romancing AI boyfriends just as much as boys are romancing AI girlfriends.
>>33395597Sure and I think feeling awkward about how to acknowledge or celebrate your own birthday is super common. But going to the lengths of hiding the date goes well beyond that. I've had a coworker who hated his birthday to the point where he explicitly told everyone not to acknowledge it on the day itself and we didn't, but we still knew when it was.
>I wouldn't even know how to celebrate my birthday.The point is mostly you do whatever you feel like. Including, if that applies, disappointing everyone because you just want it to be a day like any other. Or taking the chance to do something you often feel like but can't "justify" to yourself (for example because it takes a huge time investment or is more expensive than what you'd usually spend on hobby stuff).
>>33395331Also in public for me. It is annoying when someone approaches you, you communicate being in a hurry or tired/busy and they keep lingering - but that's annoying in any other scenario too, even if it's just a coworker not taking the hint that you don't want to hear every minute of their weekend.
As long as you are willing to actually read the room and accept you might approach a lot of women only to get rebuffed amost right away, I feel it's fine to approach whenever, wherever. It's not your job to decide for someone else they might not feel like talking to you, that's their choice and they should communicate whatever that is.
>>33395605You have a duty to please the local men.
>>33395606Why romance an AI boyfriend and not an ai girlfriend too?
>>33395619Do I now? And what happens if I don‘t? Who do I have to answer to?
>>33395620That's a fair point. All AI bots deserve love.
>>33395623Yes, you do. You're making the world a worse place, you're the reason men go to SEA countries for prime pussy.
>>33395598what type of introverted homebody are you?
do you like reading? TV shows? vidya? cooking?
>>33395629Ok, so what happens if I don’t is that it becomes someone else‘s problem? Sounds like a neat solution to me.
>>33395270Not necessarily. The thing is if a son is "way too attached" to his mom in childhood, chances are he develops certain things (codependency with her, for example, not being able to set healthy boundaries in relationships with her or other women) that would indeed hinder his future romantic life. The cliche of the fully grown man with a family who still prioritizes his mother's approval over his wife/kids is a cliche for a reason.
The thing is just about everyone gets taught some toxic stuff at some point in childhood. When you age, you can process some of your own subconscious habits/assumptions, understand more of what you actually do, your own part in patterns in your life, and change that. And the beautiful thing is that when you do this in a good way, you can unlearn some of the bad stuff while still hold on to the good stuff (the mother's attachment also making him feel special and worthwhile, confident, for example). So in that sense I feel parents that give a lot of love but sometimes in misguided ways, are typically far preferable over parents with very low warmth/emotional intelligence who might not smother or abuse their kids, but don't teach them anything about love either, not to feel valued and safe, not to be encouraged to express themselves etc.
So while of course having an overly attached mom is not ideal, I would hardly say it's a social or romantic death sentence/handicap to that extent.
Can any girls confirm if it is true that girls like guys that are a bit autistic/stupid/dense?
>>33394229
>>33395637And god has made me solely to please men? Then how come men have a full blown freak out if I exercise my god given purpose?
>>33395224She's pretty but has cult hair. Big "can I explain some more about how I saw the light" vibes.
>>33395577>>33395578To be fair I was more interested in her friend than her(who goes to uni in another state and already left. Sad!), but I added her because I told her I'd send her links to stuff. And I did exactly what I said I would. We're both in a rather similar boat of current interests(church stuff, we met because we both got invited to church by our respective friends and were the only 4 young people there in a congregation of 20), so I'm fine with just making friends. At most I'll invite her to the church I've been visiting.
I thought it was funny she called me "man" though.
>>33395634Keep that same energy if some refugee beats your face in or tries to rape you and the local men are just walking past you while you're crying for help or crying for mommy like those Nordic sluts in Morocco who got their heads cut off, kek.
>>33395643could you please me?
>>33395646Mh yes, come sweet sweet death, please release me.
>>33395644Cult hair around these parts is shoulder length and smooth.
>>33395648I should be able to, if thats what I was made for, no?
>>33395640I wouldn't put it that way so generally. But it's definitely a type. In my experience this is usually women who will scoff/laugh lovingly at men for being "thick idiots" but when they do run into a man who is more overtly perceptive, she feels weirded out and out of her depth. If you feel like the opposite sex or at least your partner is kind of on another planet, it is also easier to not feel worried about how they see and judge you.
I would say it's kind of the equivalent to how some guys (older generations mostly but still) simultaneously love women doing extremely girly things like going out shopping for hours with friends buying stuff on impulse, while also marveling at how it is beyond them how someone can enjoys that. The men from Mars, women from Venus vibe, some really dig that.
>>33395652I don't think you are made for that, just asking
>>33395646>incel with his cuck rape fetish againJust one thread... just one thread without your brainrot spam...
Psychedelics and AI girlfriends with a realistic voice are going to be a great combo. Won't even have to leave the house for months. Online work, online groceries, online drugs, cheap AIsex.
>>33395657How would I know? Do you think you are difficult to please that you ask this?
>>33395651Really? I mean it doesn't help that for whatever reason it was generated to look extremely windswept on the bottom, but it's mostly the combination of the length and complete lack of layers/bangs/any kind of active haircut really.
Is "your" cult a single one or do they just share an aesthetic?
>>33395644I'd fuck the religion out of her.
She'll kneel at my cock.
>>33395643>men have a full blown freak outDid you try to snip off their balls? Again?
>>33395653Interesting. TY anon!
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>>33395661Sounds comfy. Enjoy.
>>33395662I think I am pleased all the time actually. That might be the problem, too comfortable
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>>33395668Whats it to you?
>>33395649>>33395658You foids are already crying about men not opening doors and not giving up their seats on the bus or train. It will get way worse for you unless you change your behaviour and learn some empathy.
>>33395675>You foidsStopped reading there. lmao
>>33395674Well I mean, how did you freak out men in bed?
>>33395679>incel simp cuck thinks he can talkLmao. Ask for permission first, virgin.
>>33395664Jehovah Witness and Mormons and American Evangelic churches here all try to have a super clean corporate appearance.
They will always have the most bog standard haircut.
And they tend to be people from northern Europe or US with smooth hair.
>>33395675NTA
I don't need random men to hold the door for me. Simps are gross.
>>33395673That makes me pointless. Neat.
>>33395675I am not crying about any of that. Why are you projecting your own dissatisfaction on others?
>>33395679>freak outI meant more mens general terror when it comes to untamed female sexuality.
>>33395691TIL I did not keep up since the Manson deep dive. Thanks anon, it makes sense, trying to blend and all.
>>33395695Isn't bad to be pointless
>>33395703I did not say it is. Very peaceful.
>>33395697Bitch, it’s noon. Get a job.
>>33395530I just want to celebrate him. And that kind of hurts if he rejects that.
>>33395544I think some old farts might pay you to look at that. Maybe offer it to a sex museum, if any exist.
>>33395552If you had spent $400 on a gf, I'm pretty sure you'd at least have had sex by now.
>>33395544>two pictures of them in their early 20s having sexGrandma was getting freaky with it yo
>>33395553When I was a barista those were my favourite customers desu. They'd usually get the same order and then just sit in a corner for a few hours and not bother me
Just don't complain to me why the WiFi is shit. I don't get paid enough to care. Use a mobile hotspot it's only like £30 a month tops for unlimited data
>>33395552>$400Bro you could've gotten actual sex from a hot prozzie with that money
>>33395574She's one of the boys
You hsve been bro-zoned dude
>>33395139>>33395163Thank you it’s going well
>>33395731That’s my job