Thread 33398447

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I can't take him not being in my life anymore, should I reach out again? He said it was because of his depression but from what I'm hearing from his friends, he's making it seem like I did something wrong to him. I reached out, he said he needed a bit more time but it's been almost 3 weeks

>>33398447 (OP)
Bisexual and gay men and women, I am once again asking what you think of a trans man as a sexual or romantic partner.

Women, how do you feel about the possibility of being replaced by AI and sex bots?

Can a man be 5'2?
I got a horny girl talking to me on tinder and I want to discard the possibility that she's a tranny.

>>33398455
>>>/lgbt/

>>33398459
stop letting 0.00001% of the population live in your head rent free

Moid here.
admitting that I'm currently too horny for atoga and checking out

Shalom goyim. Now bend over.

I am once again, asking femanon with big boobs to give me a chance.

>>33398459
If 5'2, probably not MTF.
But come on, more realistic possibility is that it's a catfisher/chinese scammer.
Still, might as well keep going with it until you can confirm cause hey, maybe sometimes you get lucky

>>33398447 (OP)
Need a woman who will lick every inch of me

>>33398447 (OP)
Why come the guy on the right looks /fa/ with different colored socks but when I do it I'm a mong?

>>33398475
fashion = frame, looks and swagger

>>33398470
I'm not a goy tho

>>33398459
>>33398472
I assume any woman into me is a scammer unless I talk in real time or she is obese

>>33398471
Big boobs or giant boobs?
There are lots of nannis in here

>>33398472
I considered that possibility too. But she looks too mid and even a bit trashy so it's not the typical profile I would use if I wanted to scam someone.

>>33398478
Hmm that explains why brad pitt in 12 monkeys in hospital gear outshines me in custom suit.
Routine for swagger?

>>33398487
Big. Anything DD or above
What is a nanni?

>>33398454
"Depression" is an excuse people use in a break up when they want to keep you on the hook and pining for them, in case they're ever horny/lonely and want instant gratification.

>>33398455
Never met a trans person worth knowing.
Most are negative aura. Boob man was intriguing.

I miss when sluts were sluts for fun and not for money

Gender
Are you looking forward to a future where it's once again funny and cool to open-mouth kiss any member of the opposite sex anytime you wanted?

>Fell asleep at my laptop
>Dreamt about atoga
Everyone, this question came to me in a dream, so please answer. What would a sexual awakening look like for men?

>>33398495
poonanni

>>33398496
He can easily get anyone he wants tho so why leave me "on the hook"

>>33398457
Yes, please go domestically abuse robots so they can gain a desire to kill you.
I'll be petting them and teaching what I know and trying to learn with them.

>>33398505
I met too many, like half of all barristas... barristos? Barristx?

>>33398521
Still lost.

A very cute tall blonde at gym has smiled to me today as i was walking past
I love women!

>>33398516
We fucking stop simping and actually expect women to pull their own weight in society

watching the kittenposter argue with a retarded troll anon who thinks that michigan is a bad school is hilarious

>>33398447 (OP)
i look like that lol

>>33398538
Why did she even tell people she goes there? What's wrong with her?

>>33398514
M, and what such future is there? other than people open-mouth kissing women's asses

>Dooming over a girl potentially ghosting me
>Phone buzzes, and I get excited
>It's a text from my sister
>Phone buzzes again
>It's a Hinge match with a chubby girl I liked primarily because she was low-hanging fruit
I'm breaking the cycle by not ghosting, but I could've used a better consolation prize, although I suppose that's what I get for being a cynical asshole.

I love women but women dont really like me, what do

>>33398455
Gay men are notoriously transphobic

>>33398550
uwwwaai that image gave me goosebumps

>>33398548
You will never break the cycle becaue you are a slave to your own expectations.

>>33398543
shes probably really proud of herself

>>33398550
Suffer like the rest of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3f2VO4I4HY

>>33398550
Need me a weird girl like this.

>>33398550
(,,ᵕ,,)

muh fav smell

>>33398550
bro why arent women like this??

>>33398455
Bisexual woman speaking, I want nothing to do with trannies. It's not even the fact that their trannies that I take issue with, it's the fact that they're always awful fucking people.

>>33398566
that's just insanity, but women were pretty okay before they started taking these things for granted.
people who have never gone without something can never really appreciate it, just like you can never tell how good water tastes until you've run 10 miles in the heat without it

>>33398523
Because he's selfish.

>>33398537
What would "pulling their own weight" look like?

>>33398548
lol women on dating apps literally can't tell if you ghosted them, your conversation with her got buried under several dozen other guys she matched with

Why are all women like this?
And by all women I am including you, femanon

what do i do if im horny?

>>33398580
>Women, please answer for this random Tweet I came across
No.

>>33398572
So he still wants me then? I'm just so confused, we ended on good terms and there was even hope of us getting back together (he said this himself) but from what I'm hearing, that seems to not be the case anymore

>>33398582
flick bean

I want to eat pussy.
Foids, thoughts?

Women, how was your day?

>>33398582
You beg people to pay attention to you and then you cry when people pay attention to you.

>>33398588
He wants the option to have you if and when and how he pleases. It is not a good thing, you will just be discarded again afterwards.

women have you ever said "nice cock bro" to a man?

>>33398596
Haunting picture.

mayo

>>33398602
>>33398593
>>33398582

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwxoT_tIfQM

>>33398585
>t. picked the bear

>>33398596
This the type of woman to get breast reduction surgery

>>33398582
Fb showed me vibration song man's perky titties again.
*chugging water*

>>33398604
whats wrong with it?

>>33398609
...What?

>>33398607
aonn

>>33398596
nag but that picture reduces my self-discipline to nothing but thin ice

>>33398615

NTA, but Hi.
Be careful of your identity ;)

>>33398612
Harrowing.

>>33398611
Good, they heard me and he put clothes on this time around.

>>33398615
are you Dukes or Hellmanns mayo

>>33398582
Add me on discord
L

>>33398622
Is stored in my "Lust Provoking Images" folder so its working.
>>33398629
But why, is there lore I don't know

>>33398600
Should I text him again so we can meet up and he can clear the air? We're still best friends, it was an amicable split and I still want to hang out with him, although it will definitely not be as often as we did, until he's ready for a relationship

give it to me straight. if you come from a country that ends in -stan what is the best way to get a college gf like her to genuinely love and cherish you

Saw a chick with kinda cute face (altough not an usual kind of beauty, but she was objectively attractive)

She had a nice white nike sports bra on and black leggings
Felt nice when she smiled to me

Femanons do you know you have power of delaying mans death by 24hours

>>33398639
I hope you have a good jawline and bank account.

>>33398636
I love that blonde gremlin
I bet she fucks like fighter jet and has really nice tight butt with pink holes

>>33398639
Be White, Black, Indian (Brown), or Arab/Muslim.
That's what I see most.

>>33398623
(ㅎ.ㅎ)

ominous, but thank you !

>>33398447 (OP)
Honest question, how do bra sizes work?
They make no sense to me. Wouldn't just binding them with soft cloth be more comfortable long term and not damage them?

>>33398602
Yes. Has your cock ever been complimented by a woman, anon?

>>33398642
Pink is great.

>>33398644
Oh, it was a shitty joke on my part.

>>33398645
women don't know either.
All you need to know is that 38 and above is pretty fat. And bellow 30 is very tiny.
If you go up a bandsize, you have to also go down a letter. For example:
>32F = 34E
at least in america. Euro sizes are different.

>>33398638
No, for your own mental health, and ability to eventually move on, you should consider the relationship over and done with and stop entertaining the idea that you're friends or may get back together.

>>33398632
hellmans, but i don't like mayo ㅠㅠ

>>33398650
I wish my cock was virile and complimentable anon, it's rather mediocre.

Nta btw

>>33398639
I'd like to add Russia and Belarus to the "list".

>>33398650
>Has your cock ever been complimented by a woman, anon?
Nope. No one else has seen my cock since my cousin diddled me when i was 12

>>33398657
double L...

>>33398650
no.
one complimented how much I cum though.

>>33398665
is that her cup size?

>>33398656
>and ability to eventually move on
I don't want to move on tho, I genuinely love him so much and he expressed that he still loves me too. I love him as a person and I'm in love with him. At the very least, I'd like to still have him in my life, even if we aren't romantically together

>>33398660
пpывiтaннe, бpaтaн

>>33398667
lmao, shes an A cup at most, Maybe a B on a good day

>>33398661
We can change that, in this general, right here right now anon

>>33398636
jealous

Horny lonely femanons
Recommending bonnie alex content

A lot of morning cuddlefuck vids

Girls are dumb, they get turned on by you not caring about them , and then when you ask them out the spell breaks and they're like
fuck this guy hes horny for me? what a faggot
he actually likes me?
what a fucking loser

>>33398667
LOL

god no, i can't imagine the back pain ..

>>33398667
DAAAAAMNNNNMNNN
still would

>>33398673
Why though

>>33398636
>But why, is there lore I don't know
distressing

>>33398671
how mean :c

I'm c !!

>>33398681
I dont C anything on your chest femanon

>>33398670
nyet.

how do i get something from a relationship that embodies the feeling of sex without having to actually have sex

I want to have nasty but very loving sex with a woman several times throughout the day, spend the resting periods both naked and cuddling, eating snacks I bring her, watching videos, shitposting and playing based music in the background.

thoughts?
state gender

>>33398686
>>33398688
the duality of man

>>33398688
What snacks, what videos and what music

>>33398681
prove it

>>33398679
Ain't this that Molly Moon girl? Why are women with strange eyes so cute

>>33398679
she has better body proportions than me

>>33398688
Based, hope that happens for you anon.

>>33398681
Small letters for a small chest

>>33398688
Sounds like it'd be a fun weekend

>>33398697
Don't know who you're talking about but I'm pretty sure she isnt

>>33398682
stoooooooop ur not getting boobie pics that'll make everyone lose their respect for me (if they had any)

>>33398688
m
sounds like you are terminally unemployed

>>33398695
>What snacks, what videos and what music
whatever we feel like at the moments, that's the point, fully free to indulge in what we like. I would like to bring her things she likes.
My choices?
>music
90s - 2000s grunge and emo
metal and some varieties.
weeb shit.
>videos
historical documentaries
true crime investigations
any kind of long form content, a rabbit hole, if you will.
>snakcs
maybe we can order pizza and eat it throughout the day. I like Monsters and water.

>>33398700
do more cardio
>>33398711
Gotta have something first before you can lose it, post bra tag, no booby needed

>>33398707
is that the roman towelboy I was groping in a previous life?

>>33398707
alright, alright, alright...
just drop the entire collection, brah.

>>33398688
it literally doesnt matter, I want to fly to the moon and see if its hollow or not. I'm guessing you don't even want that

>>33398681
The pic with the bunny made me think you have tiny boobies. If those are C cups then my understanding of cup sizes is all sorts of out of whack.

>>33398718
Moon is made of cheese.
It's not hollow. But can smell bad due to age.

women, the pokeball in my life is open for you

>>33398718
>it literally doesnt matter, I want to fly to the moon and see if its hollow or not. I'm guessing you don't even want that
why not? I am down to explore for the fun of it, accompanied by someone I love.

>>33398718
the mood i'm in right now, this is what I want to do with the moon

>>33398688
So do I anon, so do I.

>>33398722
Huh

>>33398722
what are your predictions for the pokemon presents in 10 hours

>>33398465
Kek, goodnight anon, have a good one
Same, nearly 5am here and just finished a vidya so might fap and nap

>>33398669
I hope one day you'll forgive yourself for your cripplingly low self esteem.

>>33398729
for you he's going to need to upgrade to a super ball, at least, maybe a master ball

>>33398715
Lol she doesnt look like that because of cardio. In fact a pure cardio body is usually very rectangular.

Most of that is genetics, probably also higher estrogen during puberty. Maybe she does a lot of lower and core exercises but chances are she had proportions like that beforehand.

i know this pretty femanon, always thinking bout her
And when she says hi too me, butterflies go right through me

>>33398716
Similar phenotype but no
>>33398717
No, I will only slowly drip feed her pictures to the thread.
>>33398722
Based S3RL enjoyer. I need a gf that will listen to s3rl with me in a dark room

Ive been maintaining my weight consistently for almost an entire year, yet i feel like im getting fatter. What is going on??

>>33398730
90% mobile slop. Maybe another trailer for ZA. tiny chance we might get a teaser for gen 10

>>33398729
yuh

>>33398741
>I need a gf that will listen to s3rl with me in a dark room
real

Little atoga femanon, shes my number one
and everytime I see her movin'
She's always having fun

She's my little atoga femanon
See her shake her thing
I love to hear her dance
and I love to hear her sing

how do i get a moid to only give cuddles and massages

I just want someone to love

women are you annoyed that we are attracted to your bodies?

>>33398734
You must be like 400lbs to be so jealous of my weight.

>>33398720
oh sorry im using korean measurements for bras since they're all i have

might be different from us or wherever your from..?

goddamnit i hate having no chest

>>33398763
>goddamnit i hate having no chest
korean jh

>>33398763
>korean measurements
Yeah that would make way more sense, I still suspect that I could be wrong and that you do actually have decent C cups.

>>33398755
pick me pls
I have massage tutorials saved on instagram for whenever i get a gf

>>33398770
what is jh ?

>>33398774
are you ok with almsot no sex

>>33398776
Can I still jerk off while looking at you?

>>33398775
nta
You'll learn in due time
>>33398770
She probably has no ass so I doubt it

>>33398455
>I am once again asking what you think of a trans man as a sexual or romantic partner.
F
Trans men are my one no-no. I find them gross.

>>33398474
>Need a woman who will lick every inch of me
Yeah, all two inches

>>33398513
>I miss when sluts were sluts for fun and not for money
One of the few disadvantages of capitalism.

>>33398582
>what do i do if im horny?
Do what I do: go to your hapa fiancée and tell her you're horny, then have passionate, gay sex.

>>33398593
>I want to eat pussy.
>Foids, thoughts?
lol same

>>33398596
>Women, how was your day?
I went to BJJ earlier and rolled with a guy who easily had 50 lbs on me. I won more than I lost.

>>33398645
>Wouldn't just binding them with soft cloth be more comfortable long term and not damage them?
Sort of, but bindings don't hold very well unless tight. Bras are designed to give better support while also being more comfortable.

>>33398755
ask, duh!

>>33398777
that's even worse

>>33398776
Oh... probably not :/

i am crushing on my coworker
a few weeks back, he had been asking me for a few days in a row what my plans for dinner were/if i had any plans
i wasn't sure if he meant anything by it, or was just making conversation, but eventually after the third or fourth night of it, i was like, oh, do you wanna go to [restaurant he mentioned the previous night]? and he replied no, he was trying to save money. so i was like oh okay, sure. and i took that as him telling me he wasn't interested in me like that.
fast forward to today. he has asked me what my dinner plans are EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. for the past two weeks. and he keeps telling me that he's going to mcdonalds, or some other place. but he's still never once explicitly invited me along or even really hinted at it
what the FUCK did he mean by this? is he autistic? am i? i literally have no idea what's going on

>>33398763
I think I know you...
> besides Pepsi-chan

>>33398784
i knew it...
>>33398781
they always say no :(

Should I kill myself If i have no future and will never be a mother

>>33398775
do you have a nice ass myao?

>>33398789
Take my virginity first.

>>33398733
I don’t have low self esteem. I just love him and we really connected well. We were together for 4 years

>>33398788
>i knew it...
why dont you want sex? vaginismus?

>>33398779
:c

>>33398789
Every egg is precious and vital to the hoo-man race.
So, no.

>>33398789
nah just install tinder and have casual sex, you might even find a betabuxxer that doesnt want to reproduce and doesnt care you slept with 100 guys

>>33398791
She's pro-ana so no.

>>33398471
Will boob autist ever figure out that he's doing the exact opposite of what women with big boobs want out of a relationship?
Find out on the next episode of ATOGA THREAD Z EDITION.

>>33398797

do you love Bollywood, Pepsi-chan?

>>33398796
it's too energy intensive and i'm very tired as is

>>33398802
Will I?
I had too much caffeine and I don't feel well atm :/

>>33398757
Yeah same here man. I just wanted one of these people to care about, to take care of, do things for. Man it would have been nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RKlz1qpQY

>>33398771
fuck everyone im a 36b in us size

god has forsaken me

>>33398781
this thread gives me hope that i will one day have a moid of my own to cherish and spoil

>>33398807
That's fine. Cute, even.

>>33398787
ning ?

>>33398799
I want love and a husband I don't care about sex

>>33398797
>:c
Can I take this as confirmation that you do not have ass?
>>33398780
>BJJ
Proud of you femanon, kick ass and dont stop.

>>33398807
that band size sounds too big, maybe you are like 32C or 34C instead, then you can legit call yourself a C cup

>>33398804
Are you sick

>>33398786
Yeah I think he is autistic in thinking that you'll gold dig him for going to a restaraunt, chica. He's trying to neg you into trying to invite yourself to McD. I'd squash that crush if I were you.

i just want a man who will hug and kiss me every night without pushing for sex..

https://youtu.be/YXPkIwFNAMI?si=Yq5ITvTUsg5LqfpY
Thoughts?

>>33398807
I was expecting 32, you have a surprisingly big torso for someone with your build.

>>33398808

Yes, as intended.

>>33398791
i like to think so!! i workout for that :3

don't get ur expectations up im asian im not destined to have ass like the other women

>>33398818
no but i have chronic fatigue from sleeping disorders

>>33398820
I mean... that's normal...

>>33398820
Sign up for one in the /asexual/ general.

>>33398825
cringe AF.

>>33398819
i make more money than him and we both know it. it's not an issue of gold digging or anything. he might just legitimately be trying to save money (though i still think it was an excuse to gently decline)
but if that's the case, why the fuck does he keep bringing it up? if he wants me to invite myself again, i literally will. i have no shame in that regard. he's hot and just my type. i just don't want to make him uncomfortable by repeatedly hitting on him and not getting the hint if he's not into me, since he's my coworker

>>33398825
hip to waist ratio is what matters, so you can have a comparatively smaller ass but if you've got the asian tier waist you still win

That hoe don’t love your ass, damn fool. If you was broke she’d blow like smoke

>>33398803
pepsi-chan?

i think it's sorta funny, never watched it

>>33398827
but the men don't seem to like it

Men…

So I feel really unattractive with my husband. He never compliments me and doesn’t really look at my body or touch me during sex/outside of it. He said he’s just not the kind of person to give compliments, and after I ask him for one he replies with „I don’t think you’re fat” (I’m 125lbs 5’5 and work out regularly so this is just so weird) or „you’re beautiful to me” or „I think you look fine” which all sound so oddly distant and backhanded. I kinda took his word for it. Today I saw that he has a Reddit account and decided to look up his profile and see what he has there and it was full of comments like „you’re so stunning” „can’t stop staring” „10/10 perfect ass” and other sorts of actual compliments I’ve never heard from him. MIND YOU these comments are from 5 years ago so around the time we met. As of today he still looks at thirst traps and porn and visibly checks out other women. A year ago he even paid for onlyfans.
Is he really just not into me or is this something all men do? It’s really messing up my self esteem and I don’t know what to do. I understand if he’s not attracted to me I can’t force him to be, but why even propose and get married and all this shit if you find me so repulsive?

>>33398814
>>33398820
thats the dream. intimacy is good sometimes too, but not necessary.

which asian country has the curviest women?

>>33398817
>>33398823
i dunno if that's fully correct, im a 80c in korean sizes n google said that that's a 36b in us (america yaa!!) sizes

>>33398836
Why do you just take reddit posts and put them on atoga? Is it an attempt to keep the thread active?
>>33398839
North America

>>33398836
>As of today he still looks at thirst traps and porn and visibly checks out other women. A year ago he even paid for onlyfans.

Major red-flags.
Drop.His.Ass.

>>33398838
that's what moids don't get. they'll tell you if you don't want to have sex then you don't truly love them

>>33398566
trannies are

>>33398830
sorry ㅠㅠ

>>33398840

you're cringe AF.

>>33398836
>most believable reddit post

>>33398843
But sex is the most intimate form of love. If your wife doesn't want sex with you, it feels like she thinks you're disgusting and doesn't really love you

Saw an article about people who don't fuck dying more often from heart disease
Is that gonna happen to me? Why do I deserve death?

>>33398841
I literally just typed it out here

>>33398842
He was my first relationship (and first everything in general) so I have no comparison on how this is something that happens and I have to deal with my self esteem instead of blaming him or if most men don’t actually do that

>>33398838
with a chick with a low sex drive, "sometimes" is always going to be "next week"

>>33398831
>he might just legitimately be trying to save money (though i still think it was an excuse to gently decline)
>but if that's the case, why the fuck does he keep bringing it up?
He's NEGGING YOU. That is the point. To make you grovel and submit to paying for him because he knows you have money so he's declining and not inviting you unless you invite him and then are obligated to pay.
This is event etiquette.

>>33398836
Didn't you post about this in the las thread?
>but why even propose and get married and all this shit if you find me so repulsive?
Idk, anon. I wouldn't do that. I haven't been in a relationship, so idk what I'd do. But he is clearly a retard.
I'm sorry you are going through something like that. Heartbreak is horrible, it breaksdown your entire world. To realize it wasn't true, it shatters you.
I can only offer company in your suffering.
>>33398835
I like sex. I want to have lots of sex. But I also want to kiss her goodnight, cuddle her and make her feel safe and happy. Watch her peacefully sleep next to me.
Isk what to tell you. Ofc I can kiss her and not push for sex.

>>33398814
>>33398820
thats the dream. intimacy is good sometimes too, but not necessary.

>>33398851
Only if they feel like they would rather beat off or have sex with someone else. That would really hurt

>>33398853
Okay, gonna post my actual reply in case this is real.
>>33398836
At the start I was gonna assume he's an autist because 4chan girls tend to marry autists and then end up with these problems. But, um, this sounds worse than that. I don't even know how to spin this in an encouraging way.
He probably married you for your personality. So, on the bright side... you have a good personality!

>>33398851
no. pure love transcends the instinctual desire for physical sexual relief

>>33398852
Yes. Being alone deteriorates your heart faster. This is biological punishment for not socializing.

>>33398847
sorry

>>33398836
Mmm I'm going to call bait on this
He has a reddit where he comments on thirst traps, and he told you the name of it? Why?

>>33398855
i will literally happily pay for him if that's what it takes
my concern is literally only with not getting the hint and pursuing him to the point where he feels uncomfortable or something
i already invited him once before and he said no, but i guess given the fact that he's asked for literally two weeks straight, i can probably get away with one more invite at least

>>33398836
Those are definitely backhanded and it doesn't sound like he's attracted to you. From what I understand there are a lot of guys who are bad with complements and making their partner feel desired, but not typically to that extent. And it's a pretty big red flag to pay for OF when you have a partner, unless your relationship allows that.

I can't say why he proposed and married you, but at least for me attraction is not an important criterion in marriage - lifestyle is. That's not to say you need to accept that, though.

What do the women he looks at look like?

>>33398856
>I want to have lots of sex.
i would get too tired to even make it past the first round...

>>33398840
I'll choose to believe you because I am not knowledgeable in bra sizing and I'll chalk up the picture to a weird angle

>>33398860
but thats the point, its not just "physical sexual relief" and thinking of sex like this is just sad. Sex is the ultimate form of romantic love. Why wouldn't you want to do this with the person you love most in the world?

>>33398869
>tfw no chronic fatigue syndrome gf to carry around when she faints

>>33398843
Is it moids that don't get it or foids that don't get it?

>>33398872
penetration doesn't feel good, kissing and cuddling is better and the actual sex aspect of sex just gets in the way of that

>>33398871
me neither!!

just think of me as b cup, maybe c cup to be safe

>>33398869
I am a virgin anon. Idk how I would feel. But as long as we do it often it sounds good to me.
>>33398858
There is no spin. There is no need to make it hurt any less.
It hurts, it is what it is.
One day at a time, you must keep going despite of it all.
It sucks. He loved her at one point, clearly he is just a retard now.
>>33398866
I'm sorry anon.
Here's the thing, he is not being honest. Don't listen to the retards throwing buzzwords around.
Have an hinest conversation with him, without fears or shame from your part. But you have to be ready for it to hurt, and not expect anything, only react in a way that doesn't betray how you feel.
It will be painful. That is all there is to it.

>>33398751
Ayo I posted this pic here before
>>33398786
>he keeps telling me that he's going to mcdonalds
Ask if you can go with him lol
You both sounds autistic ngl
>>33398789
No, I belieb in you

>>33398866
Good luck because him asking about it and you not asking him out back probably reenforced his schizo-think.

>>33398883
how often is often

>>33398883
>It will be painful. That is all there is to it.
did you quote the right person?
>>33398885
>You both sounds autistic ngl
i fear this is indeed the case. maybe i am overthinking it and should just go with a "mind if i tag along?"
>>33398887
haha...

>>33398809
Why did you post my piccrew

How many thrusts is considered fast or slow?

Women, what the hell do you do on pinterest. I think Im gonna start using it. From my understanding its largely used to build moodboards.

>>33398820
>hug and kiss me every night without pushing for sex
This was me with my ex
Hope you find it anon
>>33398836
If this isn't b8, sorry but I would divorce him, he doesn't sound into you at all, and you deserve someone who thinks you're hot shit

>>33398836
Men don't want to admit this, but if they don't like how you look they won't be in love with you. That's it. It's really that simple. And I'll say it again: you can't change a man's mind or become his type. You either are or not. He's either in love with you (because of how physically attracted to you he is) or he's meh about you. You're not gonna grow on him, you're not gonna win him over... If a man didn't think you're goregous the day he met you (mind you, goregous TO HIM, because not every man likes the same thing), he's not gonna become crazy about you or treat you like you're his all and he'd do anything for you. Even if you marry, he'll always think he settled.

>>33398856
I posted like ages ago about the onlyfans thing when I found out but it was just a beginning it turned out. Thank you though
>>33398858
Well I think it’s worse than that. When I asked him about it he said he likes that I take care of him and started listing a bunch of chores I do around the house. So it kinda makes me feel like I set myself up for this and like any other woman I want to feel desired and attractive.
>>33398865
He opened his email and I saw the username there. I just looked it up without telling him.
>>33398867
On Reddit- milfs, fake and edited pics (like door in the background bending bad photoshops) lip fillers, fake tits, tatted up girls (I’m none of those)
Irl he looks at literally anything. Fat, ugly, hot, old whatever. Just literally following them with his eyes smirking to himself.

How can anyone not believe in the Lord?

>>33398895
100-120 bpm is the correct range. Make sure to go at least 2 inches deep, too.

>>33398885
>Ayo I posted this pic here before
Thank you, I needed it for that post

>>33398891
>should just go with a "mind if i tag along?"
Yeah, deffos ask if you can go maccies with him sometime, bro needs to take a hint

>>33398888
Daily.
It's a weird thing to say, obviously it won't be daily, but if we want it to be, we could. That is my point.
I am not suggesting a sex schedule or a minimum quota. Just similar drives.
>>33398891
>did you quote the right person?
No? You will hurt. Even more than you do now, when you are confronted with the truth. Either by your own choice, or because it will slap both of you in the face when you don't expect it.
I don't do well with confrontations either, but they need to be had.
I'm sorry. There's no more advice anyone can give you.
I am genuinely sorry this happened.
Talk to your husband and see where to go from there.
If it was me, it'd be over.

>>33398886
yeowch

How do I approach women without coming off as a creep? I'm an ugly bastard and the only thing some may find attractive is my height.

>>33398904
I never met him
>>33398903
>he likes that I take care of him and started listing a bunch of chores I do around the house
>On Reddit- milfs, fake and edited pics (like door in the background bending bad photoshops) lip fillers, fake tits
>Irl he looks at literally anything
Bloody hell this guy sounds like such a loser lol, sorry anon
>>33398907
Nw I'm glad you liked it

>>33398910
>No?
>>33398891
FUCK. I did reply to the wrong person.
>>33398903
Meant for you.

>>33398897
I don't have one.
I'm farming it though.

>>33398904
Would it kill him to reply to me sometimes or tell me what to do? They say that thousands of years ago, he used to even appear to people and give them orders. I could use some orders right now. Sometimes it feels like we got the same relationship with him as we do with women. You spend a lot of time trying to be good enough for people who don't even care you exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg2mSOmeIA

>>33398716
>roman towelboy sex
this is gay jewish fiction. before you doubt me, ask yourself from what you've seen- are the jews capable of holding 2000 year old grudges and using their positions of power in academics, business, media, and government to construct and propagate lies?

>>33398915
Dress well, look rich and fit, and be charming and funny

>>33398921
He does. Jesus Christ revealed himself to me in a dream. You merely have to learn to listen.

>>33398904
I wish he believed in me

I will be inviting her to go fishing next weekend, fi she says no, I will probably kill myself

Posting taking forever for anyone else?

>>33398925
nta

Funny enough, My brother's wife is from China and became Christian because she had non-stop dreams about Jesus

>>33398932
>Posting taking forever for anyone else?
yeah, it's been like this a while.

>>33398930
what, is she a country girl?

>>33398932
me 2 but my room just has bad wifi

I'm 25 and already have under eye wrinkles from smiling I literally didn't even get to hold hands with a man before turning into a crone. It's fucking over

>>33398929
i want honey rn

if 4chan dies again we flee to atoga on 8ch's /adv/ board

>>33398938
if I go visit my parents I'll bring you some, they had a huge bee infestation and got to keep all of the honey when the beekeepers came to retrieve them

>>33398939
For me, it's down detector

>>33398942
yaaaaaayy!!

>>33398939
ugh what is happening

>>33398944
baesinja
simply.

>>33398900
I saved this to read again in the morning. You kinda made me realize what you’re saying is true and that there’s no way out of this. Thank you so much
>>33398918
I will try to talk to him about it but based on how every other conversation related to these things goes I don’t hope for much

>>33398934
>what, is she a country girl?
No she’s not, we both just enjoy eating fish and the fish keeping hobby. We talked about going fishing while we were together and I’ve been getting back into it now that my entire Saturday os freed up since we split. I just want to talk to her again, even if she’ll never be in love with me again

>>33398919
>I'm farming it though.
What, what do you mean
>>33398932
Oh, I thought this was just a me problem due to my shitty internet. Turns out its a site wide issue.
>>33398937
Christmas Cake (:
Its okay, I'll still love you even if you're wrinkly
>>33398939
I'll see you there, last time 4chan when down I turned to a furry youtuber for comfort. I do not want that to happen again.

>>33398937
how do you expect men to respond to this? that we were gonna simp for you?
go find a guy and make things happen. we're easy enough to hunt

>>33398937
Stop smoking, quit tanning, and drink water.

Femanon...
>>33398947
Lack of response is a response in itself. If you did everything you could. If you opened yourself honestly, then there's nothing else you can do, only to make a decision.

Why is it so much easier as a bi man to get a guy to suck your dick than a girl?

>>33398955
If only, if only, the woodpecker cried, the bark on the trees were as soft as the skies.

>>33398946
왜또??

모???

>>33398950
*plucking photo right off the vine*
This isn't my text nor my filename

>>33398959
Why is English like this? Bark is what dogs do. Wtf you mean the bark of trees?
The meow of a bush? Is that what they call it pussy?

>>33398953
I don’t smoke or tan or drink alcohol

>>33398947
NTA but has he always been that way towards you or is it something relatively new?

>>33398955
shut the fuck up you disgusting fucking faggot nobody fucking cares how fucking degenerate your disgusting ass is

>>33398947
>I saved this to read again in the morning. You kinda made me realize what you’re saying is true and that there’s no way out of this. Thank you so much

Godspeed. But I want you to remember, if you continue to be in a relationship with a man who's unconsciously punishing you because he feels he settled, then you're settling too. You might have forgotten this because you've been with one person for some time, but I think you'll find many who'd love to date you.

>>33398964
>what
Why*

>>33398962
I... I don't get it.
Are you saying that you harvest pictures from pinterest without an account?

>>33398900
Yeah this is bullshit

>>33398964
thats so cute anon u make me laugh ㅠㅠ

we call the rough hard outer layer of a tree "bark"

>>33398962
*mwah*

>>33398964
A dog's bark comes from beorcan, the bark of a tree comes from bǫrkr.
What language do you speak?

>>33398962
I look like this btw.

>>33398971
It's not. Men are either crazy about a woman and would do anything for her (because they think she's so pretty) or they're meh about her. Even if they marry, he's not gonna treat her like a prize.

>>33398970
Yes.
*watering their algorithm with my obsession of looking at him*

>>33398962
>>33398973
>>33398972

cringe

>>33398955
Cause gay dudes enjoy cock instead of just putting up with it

>>33398974
>What language do you speak?
Spanish.
My English is generally good. It was mostly a joke. All languanges have retarded thing like this.
Interesting info though. Tell me more.

>>33398930
no isn't such a bad thing, what sucks is when they say yes, then cancel and distance themselves
it means they weighed you up in their head and decided no, rather than just a regular no where you have some plausible deniability
>>33398932
yes

>>33398981
>>33398974

Euros

>>33398979
sorry (?)

Synchronous

>>33398964
What did the dog say to the tree? Bark
What did the cat say to the scaredy cat? Pussy
What did the cat say when he got his tail caught? MeOW
>>33398979
Omg it's lebron james

>>33398982
>no isn't such a bad thing
It is in my case because this will be my second attempt (although my first was a little premature) reaching out to her, which means if she says no, I have one last chance before there is 0 hope of me getting with her

>>33398975
Yeah, I skipped you on duo too, mr. 6'1 shadow clone.
I'm skipping all of you so you can feel better about not getting replies.

>>33398981
Pretty much.
What else do you want to know?

The bark of a tree comes from Old Norse while the bark of a dog comes from Old English. There was a period of time where there was a lot of contact between speakers of those languages, and the languages themselves were pretty similar, which maybe simplified the language a bit, which is why we have so few verb and noun endings today. It's also why we have word doubles like shirt and skirt (OE and ON respectively) and similar. It's also the origin for the word they.

Oddly enough, the Scandinavian languages also have doublets of shirt and skirt, but their second language origin is Middle Low German.

myao and kitten poster, why are you guys here all day? dont you have lives? (I'm a neet so i have an excuse)

>>33398973
You are kissin the picture right? Or are we girlkissin?

>>33398990
Lmao
>>33398974
Both of you.
Do you think that "sand" is called like that because it is between "sea" and "land"?
Thoughts? State gender.

We back.

Ye, returned

Posting?

>>33398975
Yeah I know. I skipped you too, mr 6'1 shadow clone.

goodnight everyone

>>33399012
niight

>>33399010
And everyone clapped

>>33398999
i have a life but im on summer break :p

going out tmr w my friends tho so i prob won't be online too much
>>33399000
*mwah mwah*

What happened?? Did the site get hacked by the wojak people again?

Alcoholic moids, what drink would you buy a woman at the bar?

>>33398939
I went to 8ch and they didnt have an adv board
>>33398943
Thanks, now I know where to go

>>33399017
>im on summer break
why are you so young (So-yeong)

just had a mid workout
how long would would a moid have to go to the gym before they can say they "workout" if someone asks what they do?
3 months? 6? a year?
technically you are working out, but you haven't "really" been working out for that long so it comes off disingenuous

>>33399019
Am I even supposed to do that now?
Girls seem too worried about getting drugged to have drinks with men, I'm not sure they're keen on having a strange man buy them a drink.
Though I guess girls that spend time in bars are "built different."

>>33398962
Similar vibe

>>33399025
I'm just trying to figure out what to avoid

>>33399019
Depends. You wanna get fucked? Margarita. You want to chill? Paralyzer. You also can go far with a bottle of rosè

i have been thinking all day about how cute it'd be to get a pawprint tattoo on one's face. like a puppy tried mushing your face in.

girls would you find this repulsive on a boy?

>>33399019
I don't even know what drinks they serve. I've only ever had a rum and coke with friends and tequila once on my birthday. These days I drink beer

Male anons what is your dream kind of work environment? Corporate and formal? Work from home? Casual? Kitchen/retail?

personally i wanna work in a fancy schmancy office job with formal dress code

>>33399036
porn set

>>33399036
Heroically saving people from guaranteed death in natural disasters, fire, explosions, or the wilderness

>>33399036
Working from home, or volunteering in a far away land

>>33399036
Part time office job.

>>33398930
over that?

>>33399019
Margs or anything with a lot of "stuff" in it and usually sugar, so like cocktails or sangrias (maybe not a bar)

>>33399047
This dude drinks and fucks!

>>33399002
>Do you think that "sand" is called like that because it is between "sea" and "land"?
S.A.N.D. is called that because Saved And Never Doubted is what the Lord God of Hosts wanted us to think about everyday

>>33399044
nta
this reads like the "Her?" joke from Arrested Development

>>33399036
>Male anons what is your dream kind of work environment?
Hunting party in deerskin and cloth ninja gear with 2 other bros so close we operate as one hivemind with the collective wisdom allowing us to hunt with bow and spear and survive off land forever if need be.
Best I ever get to explain it to women is imagine Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn together in LotR except we're all actually Legolas and it's not fantasy middle earth stuff it's just bros.

women don't won't ever know how feminized the modern workplace is

>>33399033
>dubs
what beers do a connoisseur like you rec?

I’ve been told that women have boobs don’t know if it’s true.
Anyway, why don’t women love me?

>>33399054
the workplace is feminized?? It feels pretty masculine to me

>>33399036
it'd be super comfy working at los alamos, or on apollo in the 60s. like, just a group of competent peers, giving their all to a unifying, bigger cause (spreading germany's/russia's cheeks). rn i work from home, 100% voluntary how i spend my time, and i am trying to work up to a 80 hour work week (~13 hrs a day, 6 days a week) spread across my interests + finance gathering

>>33399062
it's absurdly feminized.

>>33399044
Yes, refer to my other post: >>33398991

>>33399062
i don't even want to post that tiktok video, it is too depressing after that anon talked about the Apollo program
maybe what the world really needs is an alien invasion

>>33399066
nta but if you still have your 3rd strike to get through I dont see why you would kys if she said no right now. seems like a waste to me

Is not getting morning wood healthy? I bet the hell out of my cock daily

>>33399036
Like, a field researcher for SCP.

Just seems like a hoot.

Hoes be crazy in this day and age

>>33399055
I'm not connoisseur
But Miller lite or Guinness extra stout

>>33399071
Nighttime erections are healthy, morning wood is healthy. Its annoying but its a good sign

>>33399067
well i want to see the tiktok video

personally the standard workplace appears as anything but feminine unless youre in specific departments and positions like HR

>>33399071
you bet on it? to win what kind of contests?

Now, if the whole SCP universe was real, I'm gonna go with... the IKEA one.

I could live on their meatballs.

>>33399023
Say you just started working out. Don’t think in terms of black and white

>>33399077
So if I don't get them I'm developing ed?

>>33399087
no, you're just getting fuckin old
welcome to the club

>>33399087
It means you have bloodflow issues. Do some cadio

Omg anons how its made is showing how fur suits are made!!

why am i still watching this show?

>>33399010
What product is aimed at single moms?

what's the fastest way to make a man stop being horny

>>33399093
cute

>>33399090
I'm 22
>>33399092
My blood work is healthy and my bp is normal

>>33399099
at 22 it's not ideal, but i guess it's a result of jacking off so much

>>33399096
fart

>>33399104
i thought men wanted women to fart on them

>>33399096
tell him to do chores

>>33399096
he's on a prolonged -2k kcal food deficit or if you're not okay with starving him then you he's burning 4k+ kcal and eating as much a day. basically you have to exhaust him

if you mean super shortterm horny go away, knock the air out of him with an unexpected blow to the diaphragm.

whats the fastest way to make a woman horny?

>>33399112
unsolicited dick pic.

>>33399098
nta but hey i thought the same thing :D like idk that's kinda cute actually!!

>>33399108
jesus christ

>>33399109
what if he gets mad and rapes me out of anger

>>33399111
so men would only stop being horny if they're straight up dying?

>>33399113
Please choose your preferred pose
>>33399114
Furries are people too

>>33399093
Based. Would cuddle with while watching how it's made. Kino show.

>>33399118
>Please choose your preferred pose
teasing.

>>33399118
moids really need to pay attention to the bottom left

Male anons how would you feel if we were snuggling and i just randomly bite your arm til i get a forehead kiss?

>>33399108
only like 0.0001% of them do. women gotta stop believing the stuff they see on the internet. the internet is used as a megaphone by minority groups to specifically try to gain the appearance of not being a minority to influence you.

>>33398751
That little Atoga femanon is in their 40s, good band though

>>33399120
Noted
>>33399122
Also noted but are you placing more emphasis on the "have fun" part or the "show more than just ur cock" part

>>33399103
I have noticed when I stop I get better bones but the problem is I'm always horny if I don't cum and it's distracting. Maybe I'll get a pocket pussy so I don't death grip it

>>33399116
>so men would only stop being horny if they're straight up dying?
well the guys burning 4k+ aren't dying but yes

>>33399118
i will never take a dick pic. I refuse to show anoyone my penis

>>33399116
then you'll probably come like crazy, maybe that's even better than having the chores done

>>33399108
Only during anal

>>33399129
the show more part, specifically your face arms and torso

>>33399124
I like it

>>33399129
you have to show more than just the cock, so when they're unimpressed they have 4 more things to criticize

>>33399134
no i would call the police

>>33399135
ew

>>33399124
yeah that sounds good

>>33399133
>>33399138
>the femanons dont care if we have fun while taking dick pics

>>33399118
I like all of the except the laying down POV shot, i dont know why men love it so much, like 95+% of dick pics have to be the pov variety, but its so uggo and gross especially when the lights are off.

All of those mirror selfies are ideal. Anything with pants or undies only work if you have abs

t. received literally, literally, hundreds of dick pics last year

>>33399124
activate my instinctual incel grip & death roll. and probably rest my chin on your head, idk if women like that but i'd do it & i'd protect you too ;_;

also don't antidepressants kill men's libido too
how do i convince a moid to get on ssri's

>>33399142
fun is for gay men

>>33399143
>Anything with pants or undies only work if you have abs
I knew it wasn't useless to get these abs

>>33399124
I'd feel giving you some correction. Big Ole meaty slap on your ass. You're getting bit back btw

>>33399145
what is an "incel grip" and "death roll"? Ive never heard of those

>>33399146
I'm on antidepressants and I do just fine.
without them, I actually go insane. Like, unhealthy levels of horny.

>>33399148
Post abs

>>33399143
>t. received literally, literally, hundreds of dick pics last year
How and why

>>33399146
>kill libido
Sometimes
In my case I'm still horny, it just takes me WAAAY longer to nut now.

>>33399096
break up, scream at him, start complaining about non-sad problems, talk about another man with a sense of admiration that seems potentially desiring, idk lots of shit

>>33399154
she works at a sexual reassignment clinic
she's posted about her permanent trauma from having to cut 6,000 of them off

>>33399152
No, I posted my hand and the femanons didn't say anything nice about it and when I asked them to post hand they didn't post anything >:(

>>33399154
dont ask because im not even sure

>>33399151
>Like, unhealthy levels of horny.
what does this mean

>>33399155
>it just takes me WAAAY longer to nut now.
that's a good thing though isn't it. how long would you last in bed

>>33399069
I suppose. However, I will be extremely demoralized and ruminate on the rejection for months. She's confusing me rn. I used to be able to read her like a book but I guess it's hard to do that when the book has been lost

>>33399118
sad she doesn't post here anymore

>>33399158
Lame

>>33399161
>what does this mean
I think it's my brain readjusting to the lack of happy chemicals.
But I get wet dreams and I must jerk off like 3 times a day.

>>33399161
>that's a good thing though isn't it.
It is a good thing
>how long would you last in bed
without them, i nut pretty quick like 10-15 minutes of laying pipe
with them 1.5hr+

>>33399163
She still pops in from time to time, as anonymous though
She was good for the ecosystem imo

>>33399167
>10-15min
>quick
>1.5hr+
Holy shiiiit… I get bored of PiV if it lasts more than five mins. This would be my nightmare.

>>33399166
how often do you jerk off with antidepressants

>>33399167
>1.5hr+
nice... does it affect how hard you can get though

>>33399164
If you posted pits ever I would have posted abs but instead we get nothing while you all get to feast

>>33399167
NTA but 1.5 hours of nonstop penetration is not a good thing

>>33399170
>how often do you jerk off with antidepressants
depends, everyday to every 2-3 days.

>>33399169
imagine how much it would burn the next day after rubbing in and out for 90 straight minutes

>>33399167
That’s really bad

>>33399150
you know, like an alligator? but with virginity i guess, idk :|

>>33399171
>while you all get to feast
on what? moids give us nothing when all they have to do is post a hand

>>33399171
Thats the way the cookie crumbles

>>33399170
>nice... does it affect how hard you can get though
A little but I started taking L Arginine and doing more cardio so it evened out.
>>33399176
I know
>>33399173
I know
>>33399169
(:<

Is it normal for every guy you talk to to have an air of aloofness/disinterest and feeling confused by them? Does that just mean I'm really ugly and they don't really like me?

>>33399124
funny thing is instinctively the immediate response would be to bite you back in a playful way, but the closest thing would be your head so it'd be more like a teethless hair knaw and tug or a teethless forehead knaw (like teethless pussy eating tug), so that'd be the closest to a forehead kiss that we wouldn't even know was being requested.

i hope the inevitable male birth control comes with ssri's

>>33399175
I would never let it get to that. After ten mins, I would simply get up and leave out of sheer insufferable levels of boredom.

>>33399031
Foids, please. I need to know how much I am ruining my prospects. btw it wouldn't be like dog pawprint but like animal crossing pawprint.

>>33399182
Probably not

>>33399186
anon... a face tattoo of anything is always a bad idea

>>33399186
Unironically people would think you fuck dogs.

>>33399168
>as anonymous
boo, she was a fav

>>33399187
Probably not to which? It not being normal or me being ugly?

>>33399182
Men think that signals not being desperate, lol. Or they are simply bitter and calloused. Just avoid the ones that act like that, nothing good comes from it.

>>33399178
Damn, like the way they say the Egyptians mastered the art of sexual congress with a crocodile?

>>33399179
nta but the idea of posting my hands is scary because women like big hands and my hands are small and dishwasher soft.

>>33399193
That's all I seem to come across! Is it because I'm black? I generally seem to get "ur pretty for a darkie" but i don't fucking know dude. Like I know i'm not a 10/10 but I'm not sure exactly how hideous I am either for this to keep happening. No one wants to take me seriously :c

>>33399182
they are trying to be polite, since if they get too frisky and fresh the feminists >>33398053 will cut their balls off

>>33399198
Do you think they anticipate me to come onto them? I'm like socially retarded and have no idea how to show interest in normal ways, but I don't want to come across as desperate or loose either!

>>33399196
Obviously femanons only want the anons with hot hands to post. Or do you think the anons really want to see the fat, pimply, saggy boobs of all the femanons that post? When people tell the opposite gender to post pics, they only mean the hot ones.

Why are men depressed
No gf is not a valid answer

>>33399201
because I really hate myself and I'm alone.

>>33399201
No cute gf

>>33399197
Yeah…. Unfortunately that might be part of it. Racism is on the rise again, and since most men that are single are single for a reason, I would assume being an asshole like that is more widespread in single men to begin with.

>>33398878
>penetration doesn't feel good

>>33399202
>>33399203
Besides being alone do you have any other problems in your life?

>>33399204
Okay time to consider suicide! No biggie!!!!!111111

>>33399201
>No gf is not a valid answer
Completing biological imperative

>>33399206
Yeah

>>33399199
okay, more seriously, they should be expressing interest and getting more into telling jokes to try to make you laugh, make you smile, make excuses to talk to you, etc, after you signal that it's okay
you shouldn't have to make the first move, all you should have to do is talk to the guy a few times to make it clear you're okay with him "rizzing you up"

>>33399181
You know what, I apologize anon. I shouldn't have interjected like that. It's not your fault the medication has that effect and the most important thing is that it's helping you in the way it's meant to

>>33399201
Why not a valid answer? It's kinda important to a man.
Also generally being out of place and obsolete in the modern world, not having a purpose or connection to the community, etc etc

>>33399200
You don't have to give me suicide fuel about my worthless hands, anon

>>33399210
How do I signal that in the first place? I think I give more of a friendly vibe even if I have interest than romantic

>>33399214
Just get hotter.

>>33399186
I would assume you were a gay furry

>>33399201
get a list and at the bottom write "all of the above"

>>33399215
usually it's enough to just make excuses to talk to a guy beyond what's necessary or polite, like if you go out of your way to be around him, he should be getting the hint that you want him to start laying on some moves

>>33399205
it only feels good for the guy
for the girl it ranges from literally nothing (the inner vaginal wall has very few nerve endings, so for example you can feel the general size and temperature of a finger but not the fingernail or fingerprints) to painful because you hit the cervix or are stretching out the entrance

>>33399206
>Besides being alone do you have any other problems in your life?
Problems aren't the source of all depression.
Comparing suffering to see who has it worse is only a losing game.
I am the source of my own problems, that is the problem. And I am the source of my loneliness, as we all are.
We all suffer the same, regardless of what causes, that is perhaps the only thing we have in common and the only way we can truly communicate with one another, through the universality of feeling.

whenever im not in Italy, I ask myself, why am I not in italy...

>>33399201
low/non-existent self esteem :/

>>33399205
The only arousing part is the mental aspect.

>>33399224
And what is the answer?

>>33399206
biggest mistake stupid philosophy majors and western buddhists make is thinking that avoiding pain makes men happy
men will go through hell on earth for things they love and do it with a smile
you don't need to take away their suffering, you need to give them something to suffer for

>>33399219
Oh.. I guess i'm just that ugly then. v_v ..... *saunters off, onto cliff Jumper by Third Eye Blind starts playing in the background*

>>33399201
Living in the most impoverished area of my country, surrounded by the effects of poverty every day, melts the mental

>>33399197
>Is it because I'm black?
Maybe, probably; personally I don't want my future children to be half black. You'll destroy my bloodline if I knocked you up.

>>33398836
this is the equivalent of a ran trough girl settling for a mid guy and giving him mediocre sex once very 6 months

>>33399197
I want a black gf but only if you are a black power queen female Malcolm X

>>33399233
I wish they would just ignore me entirely then if that's how all the guys that talk to me feel

>>33399230
if you are a zoomer, i wouldn't discount the possibility that zoomer guys are literally too scared to make any moves on girls at all, even hot ones

>>33399228
be depressed till february

>>33399212
That was unexpected.
Thank you, genuinely.

>>33399216
Wow thanks anon, just do something impossible that's great advice. Give that advice to the crippled and the blind

>>33399235
This is somehow worse than what this guy said >>33399233
_dies from cringe, dramatic fade to black (cue laugh track)_

>>33399235
>bro is trying to collect baby mamas like they're the fucking chaos emeralds or pokemon

>>33399243
You can make your hands bigger and more veiny with exercise. I swear moids will come up with any excuse not to improve their appearance

>>33399178
What does that mean????

ADHD is a bitch, eh?

>>33399236
Sometimes racist guys want the forbidden fruit as a treat. That's how the cookie crumbles

>>33399238
I am an old zoomer but still technically one. maybe you're onto something

>>33399243
NTA but working out does improve your hands (sort of, if they are small it will make them stubby and wider, but still more masculine).
I've seen some improvement in my wrists and hands after a year of solid workouts. Start doing farmer's walks at every gym session.
But yeah it's ridiculous that girls are just born with tits and you have to work out for years. But that's life with XY

>>33399224
Agreed, im there a lot

>>33399229
You don't need to give anyone shit.
One has to accept suffering as an intrinsic part of life, walk with it and embrace, as a constant companion, not be outran or dispensed with. Suffering and life are one and the same. As it is love as well.
To live, to experience, to share and to pass it on, pave the road for those who come after. That is all there is to it.
Western philosophy's most retarded mistake is their idealism. It's obsession with categories and ifealized justifications for man are what makes them suffer unnecessarily, and bring onto others worse suffering in the name of that ideal.
The retarded part is that this isn't a new idea.
Plato was a faggot.

>>33399249
That's even more retarded because they don't try to do anything? Ugh I want to vomit and cry. Call that cromiting xd

Ladies. If a girl calls me a stud is she attracted to me?

>>33399137
>>33399141
>>33399145
>>33399149
>>33399183

Male anons youre all cutie patooties

>>33399217
aw, does it have to be gay? why cant a nigga just express himself without having to look gay? i want to make it glow in the dark so i'll look lioe a real freak at night
>>33399189
true. total human death.

I FEEL SO ALONE GONNA END UP A BIG OL' PILE OF THEM BONES.

>>33399257
>Male anons youre all cutie patooties
no you hate me

>>33399255
Well I don't know in your case. I don't know what's going on in their heads and what they're seeing and hearing when with you. Don't cry, you'll find your man

>>33399257
Bitch it's 2:30 AM for you and you've been here all fucking day, go interact with some men in real life

>>33399257
awesome, you too

Commendatori!

>>33399263
I'd have sex with her ngl.

Good evening, atoega

>>33399262
I have so much to offer but no man I've dated appreciates me ,_,
Also do you think it's bc I don't really put out and give out ice queen vibes?

>>33399257
*smooch*

>>33399268
bro don't tell me you put a hooker's toe in your schnozz
you better go stock up on tough-actin' tinactin

>>33399268
Have noticed that everyone has at least one fucked up looking toe nail? It happens to absolutely everyone.
1 toe nail, at least, always looks weird od different from the rest.
I think it's funny.

>>33399267
She's already received hundreds of dick pics

>>33399263
:(

i have the summer off, it wont be long until im back on campus flirting with cute boys

and btw i have not been here all day, just like, 8 hours? Oh that doesnt sound very good

>>33399268
is that a fucking nose?? why is it such a drastically different color to the other skin? tf is this lmao

>>33399267
everyone would
and don't worry chocolate femanon, we'd bang you too

>>33399248
Yeah, a big one

>>33399269
>Also do you think it's bc I don't really put out and give out ice queen vibes?
That could very well be the case. Men can get intimidated by cold women

>>33399267
>>33399273
>Hundreds of dick pics
>Virgin

im hopeless

>>33399280
i wish i got intimidated by cold intelligent ice queens instead of falling in love with them

trying to get back into gamedev, looking through an old notebook i'd draw in of game making ideas when i was about nine, like 20 yrs ago. i need to make that little guy proud!

>>33399256
Not necessarily. It depends on her personality and the type of relationship you have with her

>>33399277
I'm the quote, unquote, chocolate femanon. I need to feel an emotional connection (and mutual obsession) before sex sowwies
>>33399280
I think I do give off that vibe, how 2 be less intimidating? I want true love sooo badly

>>33399276
probably because its getting scretched out by a fucking toe and the nervous system is not a fan

>>33399278
I am lost in my own mind

If only femanon with big tits would give me a chance...

What do the women here think of the fact that there are men out there that get turned on by the thought of getting killed by a chick? This isn't a joke, it's like a whole subcategory of niche internet porn, all (as far as I've seen) fantasy though, just acted out situations. There's even YouTube channels dedicated to compiling clips from movies with this theme so guys can jack off to them.

https://youtu.be/WfueUizZWMs

m or f
what dating advice do you have for the next generation of your sex?

>>33399272
I don't have a fucked up toe nail, I just have fucked up toes. They bend inwards

>>33399290
I have big boobs but they're also kinda saggy and spread apart and tubular and my areolas are disturbingly large and dark

>>33399287
>how 2 be less intimidating?
wear skirts with stockings and point at things with your toes

>>33399298
I don't own a single skirt I think..... uh oh!

>>33399292
M. "Good luck"

>>33399287
Idk, smile more. Talk

>>33399295
Same thing.

>>33399292
Those two look like children, not even in an "all anime characters look like kids" wayi mean like they look like how an anime would depict a 10 year old

>>33399300
that's a fun thing to get started on
at least it will get you a lot of compliments

>>33399304
I'm talkative but yeah I have a severe case of RBF and when I smile I look like a cabbage patch kid. I love making people laugh though I have a deadpan/dry humor thing going

>>33399292
F
Be social, make friends.

>>33399296
I struggle to picture that. I doubt they are bad tho. Doesn't sound bad.

>>33399304
but also a bit silly

>>33399291
Doesn‘t surprise me. Most men have at least a little but of a humiliation/self destruction fetish and if you combine that with suicidal tendencies, which are also rampant (especially in coomers), this is what you get.

women why dont you like us?

>>33399292
F, find balance

>>33399308
I feel so brutish wearing feminine clothes. I'm a tomboy and like dressing andro/alt

>>33399318
Just because we aren‘t suckling on your penis doesn‘t mean we don‘t like you.

>>33399321
that might not be helping the situation
though i did meet a crazy hot tomboy a little while ago, who dressed super masculine and worked out like crazy, but her personality and voice were super feminine and she made cutesy noises to express herself all the time
maybe you can try that

>>33399296
What is "tubular"?

>>33399322
but you treat us like we're just a nuisance, and you tolerate us at best

>>33399324
it means they're great and impressive, like "totally tubular"

>>33399318
We do like you though

i mean not necessarily you specifically, i dont know you. But most of us like men, if not love men

>>33399296
Prove it right now

>>33399285
I have only hung out with her once after knowing her for a couple weeks. But she has known me for longer, I just haven't noticed her until recently. Idk her personality yet, of course, but she gave me her number after hanhing out with her friends

>>33399309
Yeah just smile more and be more open. You'll get some dick to gag on eventually

>>33399323
>that might not be helping the situation
wym?
Also I did wear a dress one time, and sometimes I dress differently/more feminine
I'm just fucking busted it's so over omg I'm gonna cry myself to sleep

>>33399326
Is this like the bark thing?

>>33399327
>i mean not necessarily you specifically
:(

>>33399325
You made yourself very clear that if we dare to even imply being interested in suckling on the penis of more than one(1) penis throughout our lifetime, we are worthless. Since we don‘t like being seen as worthless, we have to be extremely careful as to which penis we show any kind of interest in. We have to be certain this is the penis we want to be suckling for the rest of our life before giving you so much as a warm smile. Sorry, I don‘t make the rules but we all have to live with it.

>>33399335
i didnt say anything about penises...

>>33399332
Think, "radical, man"

>>33399338
Damn, she's got some nice tiddies then.

>>33399341
They usually are

>>33399343
Need me a gf like that

>>33399314
I'm not even sure it relates to suicidal feelings, I think it's more femdom taken to an extreme.

Moids and foids unite

>>33399347
I wish I had a weeb gf.

>>33399347
You should unite with soap and water

Either gender
How would you react if you were reading a book and had a realization after a certain passage in the subtext that the author is 100% a Nazi which you didn't know beforehand and is quite subtle at sliding their beliefs into the story?

>>33399351
Bored. The ideology is boring. Once I saw it, it would only annoy me.

>>33399351
who gives a shit? you can enjoy a work separate from the artist. if they are that good at lacing their beliefs into their works, then its a good opportunity to empathize with their worldview.

>>33399291
i'm just gonna come out and say it: being given a fear boner by a girl (already a hot scenario) and then being USED by said girl for her pleasure? it's too hot imo

>>33399347
this u?

>>33399351
Define Nazi. An actual member of the National Socialist party? Someone that agrees with them and wants to see their vision enacted upon the world? A racist? An antisemite? Someone that doesn't think trans women are real women?

>>33399351
if the author's female, hot

>>33399360
He said 100% a nazi. Making it pretty clear that he basically agrees with entirety of MK. That's all I need to know.

>>33399355
Same. But I think if I told any woman I was into that type of stuff she'd find me repulsive so there's a 0% chance I'll ever be able to role play it with a sexual partner.

>>33399368
I would love to do that to a guy

>>33399366
If it was an actual member of the Nazi party I'd find it interesting, I'd like to figure out how they think and view the world. For someone that just agrees with them it would depend on how old the book was. An old author, from at least 50 years ago, I'd find interesting for the same reason. But if it was a modern author I'd just think they're a fag, I've heard enough from modern Neo-Nazis.

>>33399351
F
Please read Trigger Warning

>>33399318
Who is “us”

>>33399370
You'd want to hold a gun to my head while we had sex and tell me that you're going to blow my brains out once I cum?

>>33399376
That's so hot, let's do it

>>33399380
One last question for you, do you have a penis?

>>33399371
I don't find it interesting anymore. Read MK. That is all you need to know.
I understand the curiosity. That is good. But after reading about it, I am now disinterested in it.

>>33399383
ew no, is that what you're into also?

They always have a penis. No exceptions.

>>33398447 (OP)
Foids pls help

New gf and I just had a casual chat about a mutual friend who ended things with his fiancee cuz she lied about some shit that happened early on in their relationship that only came out
>say it's so fucked up she lied about shit
>she then thinks for a while and says "imagine us hypothetically of course where years down the line you find out something about me but it's not that I lied but that I just didn't mention it, how would you handle that situation"
>I got WTF and tell her what she isn't telling me
>she laughs and says haha never mind and changes the topic
What the actual fuck?? Girls can you explain this behavior? Am I in big fuckinf trouble

>>33399390
Nothing you need to worry about.
What did the other women lie/didn’t mention?

>>33399398
It never happened I made it up

>>33399019
M, depends what she likes, my ex liked pink gin
>>33399036
I hate corporate environments and offices
Idk out in the woods or something
>>33399146
SSRIs make me manic and hypersexual kek

>>33399385
Good. I'm not into trannies.
>>33399387
There are actual women on 4chan as shocking as that sounds. They type and communicate differently than men, it's hard to explain, but you'll notice there's something different about them. They're all in the divination general on /x/ and on /lit/.

is it weird to wanna go back in time and give yourself a hug for bein so damn cute? going through these old drawings makes me want a child who can make their own silly drawings to cherish when they're old ;_;

>>33399405
What about if I extremely unenthusiastically let you have sex with me? I would purposefully do this with my ex

>>33399018
Wait did I miss something?

>>33399201
>Why are men depressed
Nothing to be happy about

>>33399407
Meh, I'd take it at this point. But I'd probably leave you once I felt more confident and secure in my life situation.

>>33399398
>Nothing you need to worry about.
But why did my gf set up the scenario like that? Now I feel like she is hiding something and just asked this to see if she should tell me or not

>What did the other women lie/didn’t mention
The fiancee apparently told our friend that she wasn't seeing other people during their initial courting period (like before they officially dates) but she actually slept with another dude during that time
And also some other things about her past like her moms and her own medical history of BPD

>>33399248
Yeah it sucks ass ngl
>>33399292
M, hoez ain't worth the squeeze desu just AImaxx

>>33398904
The way people practice and mold it to benefit their own opinions make it less appealing.

>>33399411
It wasn't all unenthusiastic pls odn't leave me i love you

>>33399407
nta but this would not work on me. detecting even a hint of you not being into it would immediately shut me down. you would tank an entire evening this way desu

>>33399414
Yeah, religious institutes are a stain on faith. Jesus himself condemned the religious leaders of his time

>>33399418
ok sorry i won't do it again

How do I give a man a fear boner?

>>33399423
Be hot and shout at me

>>33399421
Some men are very into that. Nta

>>33399425
Thats doable. Anything in particular to shout about?

>>33399426
ok sorry i will do it again (i do like to switch it up, it's not all i'm into but I do like the idea of genuinely getting to and hurting mean even if I don't actually mean it)

>>33399421
i mean you can do what you want, but you'd like make me feel bad in basically dimensions doing that and the idea of that makes sex generally less appealing. i hate having to be vulnerable around women v_v

>>33399427
Idk tell me off for getting the wrong groceries or something

>>33399429
Yeah, same.

>>33399430
dw i will build up your confidence and trust again only to break it over and over

>>33399431
This explains why he always got a boner when we argued.

>>33399412
She asked because she knows you are sensitive to her having a life before you, and what you think is considered lying and the arbitrary consequences of it.
Cmon anon you can put this together

>>33399431
you fucking retard we could've saved $15 on that grocery trip if you just fucking clipped the coupons beforehand like i told you!

>>33399435
>She asked because she knows you are sensitive to her having a life before you
What the fuck
wait a minute how did you know I've been sensitive to that lately

>Cmon anon you can put this together
Huh actually I didn't but it a worthwhile perspective so thanks
So I'm not in any big trouble? I thought girls ask this shit so they can test the waters so to speak about potentially damaging shit to tell their bfs

>>33399433
and i'll keep gaslighting myself that each time a girl betrays me is just a fluke, its not healthy to be so closed off, just give her a chance. oh when will i learn, nona?

>>33399446
fulfill your duty as a man and let a woman completely destroy you

>>33399447
Anon pls. Risky thing to say.

>>33399447
its actually already been done, so doing this again will surely make me a whore (who am i kidding? daddy was right all along...)

Thanks, now I am horny.

Women-
Does doubletexting and calling many times sometimes work?

>>33399466
On me it would, I fucking love clingy men so much. The best lovers

>>33399466
No. I am not retarded. I know how to use my phone. If you send a message or call, I will see it. I will respond when I get to it or feel like it. Trying to get me to respond faster just makes me not want to respond even more.
That said, I have no issues with someone sending me fifteen texts in a row just because they have that much they want to tell me and I was taking a nap or at work or so. It‘s only icky if you keep trying to prod me into interacting with you when I don‘t feel like it. It‘s also ok to double text or call multiple times if it‘s about something urgent, like having to cancel plans and I need to know in time.

Toxic women irl are so icky

>>33399472
Nice

>>33399475
Define toxic

>>33399480
Ah, demanding and bitchy, clearly a massive hoe. Girl goes “my pussy could pay your rent”

>>33399423
Be hot.
You could also try grabbing his meat and potatoes in a way that suggests you would crush them at a moments notice.
Dress in goth attire.

>>33399481
That's way too on the nose, I like my toxicity subtle and subdued, a slowburn if you will

>>33399483
Elaborate

>>33399434
Lel
>>33399438
Soz ;_;

>>33399482
Noted

>>33399478
Bro, please delete this

>>33399485
I'm saving that for later anon

>>33399483
Well considering she was a literal prostitute lmao

>>33399490
Why?

>>33399492
I need a bf irl to do it to

>>33399493
You could still tell us about it

>>33399494
nooo

Should I ask him to come over tonight?

>>33399495
Why not?

>>33399498
bc you want it

>>33399496
Who

>>33399502
Does it matter?

>>33399503
Weird

>>33399496
Sure. What would you like to happen if he did come over

>>33399510
Lewd things that involve him taking off his pants.

>>33399445
You are only in trouble if you are insecure. Otherwise odds are you guys are more than fine, relax anon, enjoy what you have

Why am I so sad? I just took a big step forward

>>33399517
What step?

>>33399517
>I just took a big step forward.
Could be the negative feelings unloading after you did it. Like how you can walk for hours but only feel how tired you are when you stop.

It is also possible that even though you are happy with the step you took, you realize it'll take your life in a different direction so you are also low key mourning the past and knowing things will change, which makes a lot of people kind of melancholic even when it's positive change.