I can't take him not being in my life anymore, should I reach out again? He said it was because of his depression but from what I'm hearing from his friends, he's making it seem like I did something wrong to him. I reached out, he said he needed a bit more time but it's been almost 3 weeks
>>33398447 (OP)Bisexual and gay men and women, I am once again asking what you think of a trans man as a sexual or romantic partner.
Women, how do you feel about the possibility of being replaced by AI and sex bots?
Can a man be 5'2?
I got a horny girl talking to me on tinder and I want to discard the possibility that she's a tranny.
>>33398459stop letting 0.00001% of the population live in your head rent free
Moid here.
admitting that I'm currently too horny for atoga and checking out
Shalom goyim. Now bend over.
I am once again, asking femanon with big boobs to give me a chance.
>>33398459If 5'2, probably not MTF.
But come on, more realistic possibility is that it's a catfisher/chinese scammer.
Still, might as well keep going with it until you can confirm cause hey, maybe sometimes you get lucky
>>33398447 (OP)Need a woman who will lick every inch of me
>>33398447 (OP)Why come the guy on the right looks /fa/ with different colored socks but when I do it I'm a mong?
>>33398475fashion = frame, looks and swagger
>>33398470I'm not a goy tho
>>33398459>>33398472I assume any woman into me is a scammer unless I talk in real time or she is obese
>>33398471Big boobs or giant boobs?
There are lots of nannis in here
>>33398472I considered that possibility too. But she looks too mid and even a bit trashy so it's not the typical profile I would use if I wanted to scam someone.
>>33398478Hmm that explains why brad pitt in 12 monkeys in hospital gear outshines me in custom suit.
Routine for swagger?
>>33398487Big. Anything DD or above
What is a nanni?
>>33398454"Depression" is an excuse people use in a break up when they want to keep you on the hook and pining for them, in case they're ever horny/lonely and want instant gratification.
>>33398455Never met a trans person worth knowing.
Most are negative aura. Boob man was intriguing.
I miss when sluts were sluts for fun and not for money
Gender
Are you looking forward to a future where it's once again funny and cool to open-mouth kiss any member of the opposite sex anytime you wanted?
>Fell asleep at my laptop
>Dreamt about atoga
Everyone, this question came to me in a dream, so please answer. What would a sexual awakening look like for men?
>>33398496He can easily get anyone he wants tho so why leave me "on the hook"
>>33398457Yes, please go domestically abuse robots so they can gain a desire to kill you.
I'll be petting them and teaching what I know and trying to learn with them.
>>33398505I met too many, like half of all barristas... barristos? Barristx?
A very cute tall blonde at gym has smiled to me today as i was walking past
I love women!
>>33398516We fucking stop simping and actually expect women to pull their own weight in society
watching the kittenposter argue with a retarded troll anon who thinks that michigan is a bad school is hilarious
>>33398447 (OP)i look like that lol
>>33398538Why did she even tell people she goes there? What's wrong with her?
>>33398514M, and what such future is there? other than people open-mouth kissing women's asses
>Dooming over a girl potentially ghosting me
>Phone buzzes, and I get excited
>It's a text from my sister
>Phone buzzes again
>It's a Hinge match with a chubby girl I liked primarily because she was low-hanging fruit
I'm breaking the cycle by not ghosting, but I could've used a better consolation prize, although I suppose that's what I get for being a cynical asshole.
I love women but women dont really like me, what do
>>33398455Gay men are notoriously transphobic
>>33398550uwwwaai that image gave me goosebumps
>>33398548You will never break the cycle becaue you are a slave to your own expectations.
>>33398543shes probably really proud of herself
>>33398550Suffer like the rest of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3f2VO4I4HY
>>33398550Need me a weird girl like this.
>>33398550(,,ᵕ,,)
muh fav smell
>>33398550bro why arent women like this??
>>33398455Bisexual woman speaking, I want nothing to do with trannies. It's not even the fact that their trannies that I take issue with, it's the fact that they're always awful fucking people.
>>33398566that's just insanity, but women were pretty okay before they started taking these things for granted.
people who have never gone without something can never really appreciate it, just like you can never tell how good water tastes until you've run 10 miles in the heat without it
>>33398523Because he's selfish.
>>33398537What would "pulling their own weight" look like?
>>33398548lol women on dating apps literally can't tell if you ghosted them, your conversation with her got buried under several dozen other guys she matched with
Why are all women like this?
And by all women I am including you, femanon
what do i do if im horny?
>>33398580>Women, please answer for this random Tweet I came acrossNo.
>>33398572So he still wants me then? I'm just so confused, we ended on good terms and there was even hope of us getting back together (he said this himself) but from what I'm hearing, that seems to not be the case anymore
I want to eat pussy.
Foids, thoughts?
>>33398582You beg people to pay attention to you and then you cry when people pay attention to you.
>>33398588He wants the option to have you if and when and how he pleases. It is not a good thing, you will just be discarded again afterwards.
women have you ever said "nice cock bro" to a man?
>>33398596Haunting picture.
>>33398602>>33398593>>33398582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwxoT_tIfQM
>>33398585>t. picked the bear
>>33398596This the type of woman to get breast reduction surgery
>>33398582Fb showed me vibration song man's perky titties again.
*chugging water*
>>33398604whats wrong with it?
>>33398596nag but that picture reduces my self-discipline to nothing but thin ice
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>>33398615NTA, but Hi.
Be careful of your identity ;)
>>33398611Good, they heard me and he put clothes on this time around.
>>33398615are you Dukes or Hellmanns mayo
>>33398582Add me on discord
L
>>33398622Is stored in my "Lust Provoking Images" folder so its working.
>>33398629But why, is there lore I don't know
>>33398600Should I text him again so we can meet up and he can clear the air? We're still best friends, it was an amicable split and I still want to hang out with him, although it will definitely not be as often as we did, until he's ready for a relationship
give it to me straight. if you come from a country that ends in -stan what is the best way to get a college gf like her to genuinely love and cherish you
Saw a chick with kinda cute face (altough not an usual kind of beauty, but she was objectively attractive)
She had a nice white nike sports bra on and black leggings
Felt nice when she smiled to me
Femanons do you know you have power of delaying mans death by 24hours
>>33398639I hope you have a good jawline and bank account.
>>33398636I love that blonde gremlin
I bet she fucks like fighter jet and has really nice tight butt with pink holes
>>33398639Be White, Black, Indian (Brown), or Arab/Muslim.
That's what I see most.
>>33398623(ㅎ.ㅎ)
ominous, but thank you !
>>33398447 (OP)Honest question, how do bra sizes work?
They make no sense to me. Wouldn't just binding them with soft cloth be more comfortable long term and not damage them?
>>33398602Yes. Has your cock ever been complimented by a woman, anon?
>>33398642Pink is great.
>>33398644Oh, it was a shitty joke on my part.
>>33398645women don't know either.
All you need to know is that 38 and above is pretty fat. And bellow 30 is very tiny.
If you go up a bandsize, you have to also go down a letter. For example:
>32F = 34E at least in america. Euro sizes are different.
>>33398638No, for your own mental health, and ability to eventually move on, you should consider the relationship over and done with and stop entertaining the idea that you're friends or may get back together.
>>33398632hellmans, but i don't like mayo ㅠㅠ
>>33398650I wish my cock was virile and complimentable anon, it's rather mediocre.
Nta btw
>>33398639I'd like to add Russia and Belarus to the "list".
>>33398650>Has your cock ever been complimented by a woman, anon?Nope. No one else has seen my cock since my cousin diddled me when i was 12
>>33398650no.
one complimented how much I cum though.
>>33398665is that her cup size?
>>33398656>and ability to eventually move onI don't want to move on tho, I genuinely love him so much and he expressed that he still loves me too. I love him as a person and I'm in love with him. At the very least, I'd like to still have him in my life, even if we aren't romantically together
>>33398660пpывiтaннe, бpaтaн
>>33398667lmao, shes an A cup at most, Maybe a B on a good day
>>33398661We can change that, in this general, right here right now anon
Horny lonely femanons
Recommending bonnie alex content
A lot of morning cuddlefuck vids
Girls are dumb, they get turned on by you not caring about them , and then when you ask them out the spell breaks and they're like
fuck this guy hes horny for me? what a faggot
he actually likes me?
what a fucking loser
>>33398667LOL
god no, i can't imagine the back pain ..
>>33398667DAAAAAMNNNNMNNN
still would
>>33398636>But why, is there lore I don't knowdistressing
>>33398671how mean :c
I'm c !!
>>33398681I dont C anything on your chest femanon
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how do i get something from a relationship that embodies the feeling of sex without having to actually have sex
I want to have nasty but very loving sex with a woman several times throughout the day, spend the resting periods both naked and cuddling, eating snacks I bring her, watching videos, shitposting and playing based music in the background.
thoughts?
state gender
>>33398688What snacks, what videos and what music
>>33398679Ain't this that Molly Moon girl? Why are women with strange eyes so cute
>>33398679she has better body proportions than me
>>33398688Based, hope that happens for you anon.
>>33398681Small letters for a small chest
>>33398688Sounds like it'd be a fun weekend
>>33398697Don't know who you're talking about but I'm pretty sure she isnt
>>33398682stoooooooop ur not getting boobie pics that'll make everyone lose their respect for me (if they had any)
>>33398688m
sounds like you are terminally unemployed
>>33398695>What snacks, what videos and what musicwhatever we feel like at the moments, that's the point, fully free to indulge in what we like. I would like to bring her things she likes.
My choices?
>music90s - 2000s grunge and emo
metal and some varieties.
weeb shit.
>videoshistorical documentaries
true crime investigations
any kind of long form content, a rabbit hole, if you will.
>snakcsmaybe we can order pizza and eat it throughout the day. I like Monsters and water.
>>33398700do more cardio
>>33398711Gotta have something first before you can lose it, post bra tag, no booby needed
>>33398707is that the roman towelboy I was groping in a previous life?
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>>33398707alright, alright, alright...
just drop the entire collection, brah.
>>33398688it literally doesnt matter, I want to fly to the moon and see if its hollow or not. I'm guessing you don't even want that
>>33398681The pic with the bunny made me think you have tiny boobies. If those are C cups then my understanding of cup sizes is all sorts of out of whack.
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>>33398718Moon is made of cheese.
It's not hollow. But can smell bad due to age.
women, the pokeball in my life is open for you
>>33398718>it literally doesnt matter, I want to fly to the moon and see if its hollow or not. I'm guessing you don't even want thatwhy not? I am down to explore for the fun of it, accompanied by someone I love.
>>33398718the mood i'm in right now, this is what I want to do with the moon
>>33398688So do I anon, so do I.
>>33398722what are your predictions for the pokemon presents in 10 hours
>>33398465Kek, goodnight anon, have a good one
Same, nearly 5am here and just finished a vidya so might fap and nap
>>33398669I hope one day you'll forgive yourself for your cripplingly low self esteem.
>>33398729for you he's going to need to upgrade to a super ball, at least, maybe a master ball
>>33398715Lol she doesnt look like that because of cardio. In fact a pure cardio body is usually very rectangular.
Most of that is genetics, probably also higher estrogen during puberty. Maybe she does a lot of lower and core exercises but chances are she had proportions like that beforehand.
i know this pretty femanon, always thinking bout her
And when she says hi too me, butterflies go right through me
>>33398716Similar phenotype but no
>>33398717No, I will only slowly drip feed her pictures to the thread.
>>33398722Based S3RL enjoyer. I need a gf that will listen to s3rl with me in a dark room
Ive been maintaining my weight consistently for almost an entire year, yet i feel like im getting fatter. What is going on??
>>3339873090% mobile slop. Maybe another trailer for ZA. tiny chance we might get a teaser for gen 10
>>33398729yuh
>>33398741>I need a gf that will listen to s3rl with me in a dark roomreal
Little atoga femanon, shes my number one
and everytime I see her movin'
She's always having fun
She's my little atoga femanon
See her shake her thing
I love to hear her dance
and I love to hear her sing
how do i get a moid to only give cuddles and massages
I just want someone to love
women are you annoyed that we are attracted to your bodies?
>>33398734You must be like 400lbs to be so jealous of my weight.
>>33398720oh sorry im using korean measurements for bras since they're all i have
might be different from us or wherever your from..?
goddamnit i hate having no chest
>>33398763>goddamnit i hate having no chestkorean jh
>>33398763>korean measurementsYeah that would make way more sense, I still suspect that I could be wrong and that you do actually have decent C cups.
>>33398755pick me pls
I have massage tutorials saved on instagram for whenever i get a gf
>>33398774are you ok with almsot no sex
>>33398776Can I still jerk off while looking at you?
>>33398775nta
You'll learn in due time
>>33398770She probably has no ass so I doubt it
>>33398455>I am once again asking what you think of a trans man as a sexual or romantic partner.F
Trans men are my one no-no. I find them gross.
>>33398474>Need a woman who will lick every inch of meYeah, all two inches
>>33398513>I miss when sluts were sluts for fun and not for moneyOne of the few disadvantages of capitalism.
>>33398582>what do i do if im horny?Do what I do: go to your hapa fiancée and tell her you're horny, then have passionate, gay sex.
>>33398593>I want to eat pussy.>Foids, thoughts?lol same
>>33398596>Women, how was your day?I went to BJJ earlier and rolled with a guy who easily had 50 lbs on me. I won more than I lost.
>>33398645>Wouldn't just binding them with soft cloth be more comfortable long term and not damage them?Sort of, but bindings don't hold very well unless tight. Bras are designed to give better support while also being more comfortable.
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>>33398777that's even worse
>>33398776Oh... probably not :/
i am crushing on my coworker
a few weeks back, he had been asking me for a few days in a row what my plans for dinner were/if i had any plans
i wasn't sure if he meant anything by it, or was just making conversation, but eventually after the third or fourth night of it, i was like, oh, do you wanna go to [restaurant he mentioned the previous night]? and he replied no, he was trying to save money. so i was like oh okay, sure. and i took that as him telling me he wasn't interested in me like that.
fast forward to today. he has asked me what my dinner plans are EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. for the past two weeks. and he keeps telling me that he's going to mcdonalds, or some other place. but he's still never once explicitly invited me along or even really hinted at it
what the FUCK did he mean by this? is he autistic? am i? i literally have no idea what's going on
>>33398763I think I know you...
> besides Pepsi-chan
>>33398784i knew it...
>>33398781they always say no :(
Should I kill myself If i have no future and will never be a mother
>>33398775do you have a nice ass myao?
>>33398789Take my virginity first.
>>33398733I don’t have low self esteem. I just love him and we really connected well. We were together for 4 years
>>33398788>i knew it...why dont you want sex? vaginismus?
>>33398789Every egg is precious and vital to the hoo-man race.
So, no.
>>33398789nah just install tinder and have casual sex, you might even find a betabuxxer that doesnt want to reproduce and doesnt care you slept with 100 guys
>>33398791She's pro-ana so no.
>>33398471Will boob autist ever figure out that he's doing the exact opposite of what women with big boobs want out of a relationship?
Find out on the next episode of ATOGA THREAD Z EDITION.
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>>33398797do you love Bollywood, Pepsi-chan?
>>33398796it's too energy intensive and i'm very tired as is
>>33398802Will I?
I had too much caffeine and I don't feel well atm :/
>>33398757Yeah same here man. I just wanted one of these people to care about, to take care of, do things for. Man it would have been nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RKlz1qpQY
>>33398771fuck everyone im a 36b in us size
god has forsaken me
>>33398781this thread gives me hope that i will one day have a moid of my own to cherish and spoil
>>33398807That's fine. Cute, even.
>>33398799I want love and a husband I don't care about sex
>>33398797>:cCan I take this as confirmation that you do not have ass?
>>33398780>BJJProud of you femanon, kick ass and dont stop.
>>33398807that band size sounds too big, maybe you are like 32C or 34C instead, then you can legit call yourself a C cup
>>33398786Yeah I think he is autistic in thinking that you'll gold dig him for going to a restaraunt, chica. He's trying to neg you into trying to invite yourself to McD. I'd squash that crush if I were you.
i just want a man who will hug and kiss me every night without pushing for sex..
https://youtu.be/YXPkIwFNAMI?si=Yq5ITvTUsg5LqfpY
Thoughts?
>>33398807I was expecting 32, you have a surprisingly big torso for someone with your build.
>>33398808Yes, as intended.
>>33398791i like to think so!! i workout for that :3
don't get ur expectations up im asian im not destined to have ass like the other women
>>33398818no but i have chronic fatigue from sleeping disorders
>>33398820I mean... that's normal...
>>33398820Sign up for one in the /asexual/ general.
>>33398819i make more money than him and we both know it. it's not an issue of gold digging or anything. he might just legitimately be trying to save money (though i still think it was an excuse to gently decline)
but if that's the case, why the fuck does he keep bringing it up? if he wants me to invite myself again, i literally will. i have no shame in that regard. he's hot and just my type. i just don't want to make him uncomfortable by repeatedly hitting on him and not getting the hint if he's not into me, since he's my coworker
>>33398825hip to waist ratio is what matters, so you can have a comparatively smaller ass but if you've got the asian tier waist you still win
That hoe don’t love your ass, damn fool. If you was broke she’d blow like smoke
>>33398803pepsi-chan?
i think it's sorta funny, never watched it
>>33398827but the men don't seem to like it
Men…
So I feel really unattractive with my husband. He never compliments me and doesn’t really look at my body or touch me during sex/outside of it. He said he’s just not the kind of person to give compliments, and after I ask him for one he replies with „I don’t think you’re fat” (I’m 125lbs 5’5 and work out regularly so this is just so weird) or „you’re beautiful to me” or „I think you look fine” which all sound so oddly distant and backhanded. I kinda took his word for it. Today I saw that he has a Reddit account and decided to look up his profile and see what he has there and it was full of comments like „you’re so stunning” „can’t stop staring” „10/10 perfect ass” and other sorts of actual compliments I’ve never heard from him. MIND YOU these comments are from 5 years ago so around the time we met. As of today he still looks at thirst traps and porn and visibly checks out other women. A year ago he even paid for onlyfans.
Is he really just not into me or is this something all men do? It’s really messing up my self esteem and I don’t know what to do. I understand if he’s not attracted to me I can’t force him to be, but why even propose and get married and all this shit if you find me so repulsive?
>>33398814>>33398820thats the dream. intimacy is good sometimes too, but not necessary.
which asian country has the curviest women?
>>33398817>>33398823i dunno if that's fully correct, im a 80c in korean sizes n google said that that's a 36b in us (america yaa!!) sizes
>>33398836Why do you just take reddit posts and put them on atoga? Is it an attempt to keep the thread active?
>>33398839North America
>>33398836>As of today he still looks at thirst traps and porn and visibly checks out other women. A year ago he even paid for onlyfans.Major red-flags.
Drop.His.Ass.
>>33398838that's what moids don't get. they'll tell you if you don't want to have sex then you don't truly love them
>>33398840you're cringe AF.
>>33398836>most believable reddit post
>>33398843But sex is the most intimate form of love. If your wife doesn't want sex with you, it feels like she thinks you're disgusting and doesn't really love you
Saw an article about people who don't fuck dying more often from heart disease
Is that gonna happen to me? Why do I deserve death?
>>33398841I literally just typed it out here
>>33398842He was my first relationship (and first everything in general) so I have no comparison on how this is something that happens and I have to deal with my self esteem instead of blaming him or if most men don’t actually do that
>>33398838with a chick with a low sex drive, "sometimes" is always going to be "next week"
>>33398831>he might just legitimately be trying to save money (though i still think it was an excuse to gently decline)>but if that's the case, why the fuck does he keep bringing it up?He's NEGGING YOU. That is the point. To make you grovel and submit to paying for him because he knows you have money so he's declining and not inviting you unless you invite him and then are obligated to pay.
This is event etiquette.
>>33398836Didn't you post about this in the las thread?
>but why even propose and get married and all this shit if you find me so repulsive?Idk, anon. I wouldn't do that. I haven't been in a relationship, so idk what I'd do. But he is clearly a retard.
I'm sorry you are going through something like that. Heartbreak is horrible, it breaksdown your entire world. To realize it wasn't true, it shatters you.
I can only offer company in your suffering.
>>33398835I like sex. I want to have lots of sex. But I also want to kiss her goodnight, cuddle her and make her feel safe and happy. Watch her peacefully sleep next to me.
Isk what to tell you. Ofc I can kiss her and not push for sex.
>>33398814>>33398820thats the dream. intimacy is good sometimes too, but not necessary.
>>33398851Only if they feel like they would rather beat off or have sex with someone else. That would really hurt
>>33398853Okay, gonna post my actual reply in case this is real.
>>33398836At the start I was gonna assume he's an autist because 4chan girls tend to marry autists and then end up with these problems. But, um, this sounds worse than that. I don't even know how to spin this in an encouraging way.
He probably married you for your personality. So, on the bright side... you have a good personality!
>>33398851no. pure love transcends the instinctual desire for physical sexual relief
>>33398852Yes. Being alone deteriorates your heart faster. This is biological punishment for not socializing.
>>33398836Mmm I'm going to call bait on this
He has a reddit where he comments on thirst traps, and he told you the name of it? Why?
>>33398855i will literally happily pay for him if that's what it takes
my concern is literally only with not getting the hint and pursuing him to the point where he feels uncomfortable or something
i already invited him once before and he said no, but i guess given the fact that he's asked for literally two weeks straight, i can probably get away with one more invite at least
>>33398836Those are definitely backhanded and it doesn't sound like he's attracted to you. From what I understand there are a lot of guys who are bad with complements and making their partner feel desired, but not typically to that extent. And it's a pretty big red flag to pay for OF when you have a partner, unless your relationship allows that.
I can't say why he proposed and married you, but at least for me attraction is not an important criterion in marriage - lifestyle is. That's not to say you need to accept that, though.
What do the women he looks at look like?
>>33398856>I want to have lots of sex.i would get too tired to even make it past the first round...
>>33398840I'll choose to believe you because I am not knowledgeable in bra sizing and I'll chalk up the picture to a weird angle
>>33398860but thats the point, its not just "physical sexual relief" and thinking of sex like this is just sad. Sex is the ultimate form of romantic love. Why wouldn't you want to do this with the person you love most in the world?
>>33398869>tfw no chronic fatigue syndrome gf to carry around when she faints
>>33398843Is it moids that don't get it or foids that don't get it?
>>33398872penetration doesn't feel good, kissing and cuddling is better and the actual sex aspect of sex just gets in the way of that
>>33398871me neither!!
just think of me as b cup, maybe c cup to be safe
>>33398869I am a virgin anon. Idk how I would feel. But as long as we do it often it sounds good to me.
>>33398858There is no spin. There is no need to make it hurt any less.
It hurts, it is what it is.
One day at a time, you must keep going despite of it all.
It sucks. He loved her at one point, clearly he is just a retard now.
>>33398866I'm sorry anon.
Here's the thing, he is not being honest. Don't listen to the retards throwing buzzwords around.
Have an hinest conversation with him, without fears or shame from your part. But you have to be ready for it to hurt, and not expect anything, only react in a way that doesn't betray how you feel.
It will be painful. That is all there is to it.
>>33398751Ayo I posted this pic here before
>>33398786>he keeps telling me that he's going to mcdonaldsAsk if you can go with him lol
You both sounds autistic ngl
>>33398789No, I belieb in you
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>>33398866Good luck because him asking about it and you not asking him out back probably reenforced his schizo-think.
>>33398883how often is often
>>33398883>It will be painful. That is all there is to it.did you quote the right person?
>>33398885>You both sounds autistic ngli fear this is indeed the case. maybe i am overthinking it and should just go with a "mind if i tag along?"
>>33398887haha...
>>33398809Why did you post my piccrew
How many thrusts is considered fast or slow?
Women, what the hell do you do on pinterest. I think Im gonna start using it. From my understanding its largely used to build moodboards.
>>33398820>hug and kiss me every night without pushing for sexThis was me with my ex
Hope you find it anon
>>33398836If this isn't b8, sorry but I would divorce him, he doesn't sound into you at all, and you deserve someone who thinks you're hot shit
>>33398836Men don't want to admit this, but if they don't like how you look they won't be in love with you. That's it. It's really that simple. And I'll say it again: you can't change a man's mind or become his type. You either are or not. He's either in love with you (because of how physically attracted to you he is) or he's meh about you. You're not gonna grow on him, you're not gonna win him over... If a man didn't think you're goregous the day he met you (mind you, goregous TO HIM, because not every man likes the same thing), he's not gonna become crazy about you or treat you like you're his all and he'd do anything for you. Even if you marry, he'll always think he settled.
>>33398856I posted like ages ago about the onlyfans thing when I found out but it was just a beginning it turned out. Thank you though
>>33398858Well I think it’s worse than that. When I asked him about it he said he likes that I take care of him and started listing a bunch of chores I do around the house. So it kinda makes me feel like I set myself up for this and like any other woman I want to feel desired and attractive.
>>33398865He opened his email and I saw the username there. I just looked it up without telling him.
>>33398867On Reddit- milfs, fake and edited pics (like door in the background bending bad photoshops) lip fillers, fake tits, tatted up girls (I’m none of those)
Irl he looks at literally anything. Fat, ugly, hot, old whatever. Just literally following them with his eyes smirking to himself.
How can anyone not believe in the Lord?
>>33398895100-120 bpm is the correct range. Make sure to go at least 2 inches deep, too.
>>33398885>Ayo I posted this pic here beforeThank you, I needed it for that post
>>33398891>should just go with a "mind if i tag along?"Yeah, deffos ask if you can go maccies with him sometime, bro needs to take a hint
>>33398888Daily.
It's a weird thing to say, obviously it won't be daily, but if we want it to be, we could. That is my point.
I am not suggesting a sex schedule or a minimum quota. Just similar drives.
>>33398891>did you quote the right person?No? You will hurt. Even more than you do now, when you are confronted with the truth. Either by your own choice, or because it will slap both of you in the face when you don't expect it.
I don't do well with confrontations either, but they need to be had.
I'm sorry. There's no more advice anyone can give you.
I am genuinely sorry this happened.
Talk to your husband and see where to go from there.
If it was me, it'd be over.
How do I approach women without coming off as a creep? I'm an ugly bastard and the only thing some may find attractive is my height.
>>33398904I never met him
>>33398903>he likes that I take care of him and started listing a bunch of chores I do around the house>On Reddit- milfs, fake and edited pics (like door in the background bending bad photoshops) lip fillers, fake tits>Irl he looks at literally anythingBloody hell this guy sounds like such a loser lol, sorry anon
>>33398907Nw I'm glad you liked it
>>33398910>No?>>33398891FUCK. I did reply to the wrong person.
>>33398903Meant for you.
>>33398897I don't have one.
I'm farming it though.
>>33398904Would it kill him to reply to me sometimes or tell me what to do? They say that thousands of years ago, he used to even appear to people and give them orders. I could use some orders right now. Sometimes it feels like we got the same relationship with him as we do with women. You spend a lot of time trying to be good enough for people who don't even care you exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg2mSOmeIA
>>33398716>roman towelboy sexthis is gay jewish fiction. before you doubt me, ask yourself from what you've seen- are the jews capable of holding 2000 year old grudges and using their positions of power in academics, business, media, and government to construct and propagate lies?
>>33398915Dress well, look rich and fit, and be charming and funny
>>33398921He does. Jesus Christ revealed himself to me in a dream. You merely have to learn to listen.
>>33398904I wish he believed in me
I will be inviting her to go fishing next weekend, fi she says no, I will probably kill myself
Posting taking forever for anyone else?
>>33398925nta
Funny enough, My brother's wife is from China and became Christian because she had non-stop dreams about Jesus
>>33398932>Posting taking forever for anyone else?yeah, it's been like this a while.
>>33398930what, is she a country girl?
>>33398932me 2 but my room just has bad wifi
I'm 25 and already have under eye wrinkles from smiling I literally didn't even get to hold hands with a man before turning into a crone. It's fucking over
>>33398929i want honey rn
if 4chan dies again we flee to atoga on 8ch's /adv/ board
>>33398938if I go visit my parents I'll bring you some, they had a huge bee infestation and got to keep all of the honey when the beekeepers came to retrieve them
>>33398939For me, it's down detector
>>33398939ugh what is happening
>>33398944baesinja
simply.
>>33398900I saved this to read again in the morning. You kinda made me realize what you’re saying is true and that there’s no way out of this. Thank you so much
>>33398918I will try to talk to him about it but based on how every other conversation related to these things goes I don’t hope for much
>>33398934>what, is she a country girl?No she’s not, we both just enjoy eating fish and the fish keeping hobby. We talked about going fishing while we were together and I’ve been getting back into it now that my entire Saturday os freed up since we split. I just want to talk to her again, even if she’ll never be in love with me again
>>33398919>I'm farming it though.What, what do you mean
>>33398932Oh, I thought this was just a me problem due to my shitty internet. Turns out its a site wide issue.
>>33398937Christmas Cake (:
Its okay, I'll still love you even if you're wrinkly
>>33398939I'll see you there, last time 4chan when down I turned to a furry youtuber for comfort. I do not want that to happen again.
>>33398937how do you expect men to respond to this? that we were gonna simp for you?
go find a guy and make things happen. we're easy enough to hunt
>>33398937Stop smoking, quit tanning, and drink water.
Femanon...
>>33398947Lack of response is a response in itself. If you did everything you could. If you opened yourself honestly, then there's nothing else you can do, only to make a decision.
Why is it so much easier as a bi man to get a guy to suck your dick than a girl?
>>33398955If only, if only, the woodpecker cried, the bark on the trees were as soft as the skies.
>>33398950*plucking photo right off the vine*
This isn't my text nor my filename
>>33398959Why is English like this? Bark is what dogs do. Wtf you mean the bark of trees?
The meow of a bush? Is that what they call it pussy?
>>33398953I don’t smoke or tan or drink alcohol
>>33398947NTA but has he always been that way towards you or is it something relatively new?
>>33398955shut the fuck up you disgusting fucking faggot nobody fucking cares how fucking degenerate your disgusting ass is
>>33398947>I saved this to read again in the morning. You kinda made me realize what you’re saying is true and that there’s no way out of this. Thank you so muchGodspeed. But I want you to remember, if you continue to be in a relationship with a man who's unconsciously punishing you because he feels he settled, then you're settling too. You might have forgotten this because you've been with one person for some time, but I think you'll find many who'd love to date you.
>>33398962I... I don't get it.
Are you saying that you harvest pictures from pinterest without an account?
>>33398900Yeah this is bullshit
>>33398964thats so cute anon u make me laugh ㅠㅠ
we call the rough hard outer layer of a tree "bark"
>>33398964A dog's bark comes from beorcan, the bark of a tree comes from bǫrkr.
What language do you speak?
>>33398962I look like this btw.
>>33398971It's not. Men are either crazy about a woman and would do anything for her (because they think she's so pretty) or they're meh about her. Even if they marry, he's not gonna treat her like a prize.
>>33398970Yes.
*watering their algorithm with my obsession of looking at him*
>>33398955Cause gay dudes enjoy cock instead of just putting up with it
>>33398974>What language do you speak?Spanish.
My English is generally good. It was mostly a joke. All languanges have retarded thing like this.
Interesting info though. Tell me more.
>>33398930no isn't such a bad thing, what sucks is when they say yes, then cancel and distance themselves
it means they weighed you up in their head and decided no, rather than just a regular no where you have some plausible deniability
>>33398932yes
200 (3)
md5: 667a24219ffdfd7435a50075b0c0d8fd
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>>33398964What did the dog say to the tree? Bark
What did the cat say to the scaredy cat? Pussy
What did the cat say when he got his tail caught? MeOW
>>33398979Omg it's lebron james
>>33398982>no isn't such a bad thingIt is in my case because this will be my second attempt (although my first was a little premature) reaching out to her, which means if she says no, I have one last chance before there is 0 hope of me getting with her
>>33398975Yeah, I skipped you on duo too, mr. 6'1 shadow clone.
I'm skipping all of you so you can feel better about not getting replies.
>>33398981Pretty much.
What else do you want to know?
The bark of a tree comes from Old Norse while the bark of a dog comes from Old English. There was a period of time where there was a lot of contact between speakers of those languages, and the languages themselves were pretty similar, which maybe simplified the language a bit, which is why we have so few verb and noun endings today. It's also why we have word doubles like shirt and skirt (OE and ON respectively) and similar. It's also the origin for the word they.
Oddly enough, the Scandinavian languages also have doublets of shirt and skirt, but their second language origin is Middle Low German.
myao and kitten poster, why are you guys here all day? dont you have lives? (I'm a neet so i have an excuse)
>>33398973You are kissin the picture right? Or are we girlkissin?
>>33398990Lmao
>>33398974Both of you.
Do you think that "sand" is called like that because it is between "sea" and "land"?
Thoughts? State gender.
We back.
>>33398975Yeah I know. I skipped you too, mr 6'1 shadow clone.
>tfw saw a Google advert earlier with a single white mum with a black baby
>>33399010And everyone clapped
>>33398999i have a life but im on summer break :p
going out tmr w my friends tho so i prob won't be online too much
>>33399000*mwah mwah*
What happened?? Did the site get hacked by the wojak people again?
Alcoholic moids, what drink would you buy a woman at the bar?
>>33398939I went to 8ch and they didnt have an adv board
>>33398943Thanks, now I know where to go
>>33399017>im on summer breakwhy are you so young (So-yeong)
just had a mid workout
how long would would a moid have to go to the gym before they can say they "workout" if someone asks what they do?
3 months? 6? a year?
technically you are working out, but you haven't "really" been working out for that long so it comes off disingenuous
>>33399019Am I even supposed to do that now?
Girls seem too worried about getting drugged to have drinks with men, I'm not sure they're keen on having a strange man buy them a drink.
Though I guess girls that spend time in bars are "built different."
>>33399025I'm just trying to figure out what to avoid
>>33399019Depends. You wanna get fucked? Margarita. You want to chill? Paralyzer. You also can go far with a bottle of rosè
i have been thinking all day about how cute it'd be to get a pawprint tattoo on one's face. like a puppy tried mushing your face in.
girls would you find this repulsive on a boy?
>>33399019I don't even know what drinks they serve. I've only ever had a rum and coke with friends and tequila once on my birthday. These days I drink beer
Male anons what is your dream kind of work environment? Corporate and formal? Work from home? Casual? Kitchen/retail?
personally i wanna work in a fancy schmancy office job with formal dress code
>>33399036Heroically saving people from guaranteed death in natural disasters, fire, explosions, or the wilderness
>>33399036Working from home, or volunteering in a far away land
>>33399036Part time office job.
>>33399019Margs or anything with a lot of "stuff" in it and usually sugar, so like cocktails or sangrias (maybe not a bar)
>>33399047This dude drinks and fucks!
>>33399002>Do you think that "sand" is called like that because it is between "sea" and "land"?S.A.N.D. is called that because Saved And Never Doubted is what the Lord God of Hosts wanted us to think about everyday
>>33399044nta
this reads like the "Her?" joke from Arrested Development
>>33399036>Male anons what is your dream kind of work environment?Hunting party in deerskin and cloth ninja gear with 2 other bros so close we operate as one hivemind with the collective wisdom allowing us to hunt with bow and spear and survive off land forever if need be.
Best I ever get to explain it to women is imagine Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn together in LotR except we're all actually Legolas and it's not fantasy middle earth stuff it's just bros.
women don't won't ever know how feminized the modern workplace is
>>33399033>dubswhat beers do a connoisseur like you rec?
I’ve been told that women have boobs don’t know if it’s true.
Anyway, why don’t women love me?
>>33399054the workplace is feminized?? It feels pretty masculine to me
>>33399036it'd be super comfy working at los alamos, or on apollo in the 60s. like, just a group of competent peers, giving their all to a unifying, bigger cause (spreading germany's/russia's cheeks). rn i work from home, 100% voluntary how i spend my time, and i am trying to work up to a 80 hour work week (~13 hrs a day, 6 days a week) spread across my interests + finance gathering
>>33399062it's absurdly feminized.
>>33399044Yes, refer to my other post:
>>33398991
>>33399062i don't even want to post that tiktok video, it is too depressing after that anon talked about the Apollo program
maybe what the world really needs is an alien invasion
>>33399066nta but if you still have your 3rd strike to get through I dont see why you would kys if she said no right now. seems like a waste to me
Is not getting morning wood healthy? I bet the hell out of my cock daily
>>33399036Like, a field researcher for SCP.
Just seems like a hoot.
Hoes be crazy in this day and age
>>33399055I'm not connoisseur
But Miller lite or Guinness extra stout
>>33399071Nighttime erections are healthy, morning wood is healthy. Its annoying but its a good sign
>>33399067well i want to see the tiktok video
personally the standard workplace appears as anything but feminine unless youre in specific departments and positions like HR
>>33399071you bet on it? to win what kind of contests?
Now, if the whole SCP universe was real, I'm gonna go with... the IKEA one.
I could live on their meatballs.
>>33399023Say you just started working out. Don’t think in terms of black and white
>>33399077So if I don't get them I'm developing ed?
>>33399087no, you're just getting fuckin old
welcome to the club
>>33399087It means you have bloodflow issues. Do some cadio
Omg anons how its made is showing how fur suits are made!!
why am i still watching this show?
>>33399010What product is aimed at single moms?
what's the fastest way to make a man stop being horny
>>33399090I'm 22
>>33399092My blood work is healthy and my bp is normal
>>33399099at 22 it's not ideal, but i guess it's a result of jacking off so much
>>33399104i thought men wanted women to fart on them
>>33399096tell him to do chores
>>33399096he's on a prolonged -2k kcal food deficit or if you're not okay with starving him then you he's burning 4k+ kcal and eating as much a day. basically you have to exhaust him
if you mean super shortterm horny go away, knock the air out of him with an unexpected blow to the diaphragm.
whats the fastest way to make a woman horny?
>>33399112unsolicited dick pic.
>>33399098nta but hey i thought the same thing :D like idk that's kinda cute actually!!
>>33399109what if he gets mad and rapes me out of anger
>>33399111so men would only stop being horny if they're straight up dying?
>>33399113Please choose your preferred pose
>>33399114Furries are people too
>>33399093Based. Would cuddle with while watching how it's made. Kino show.
>>33399118>Please choose your preferred poseteasing.
>>33399118moids really need to pay attention to the bottom left
Male anons how would you feel if we were snuggling and i just randomly bite your arm til i get a forehead kiss?
>>33399108only like 0.0001% of them do. women gotta stop believing the stuff they see on the internet. the internet is used as a megaphone by minority groups to specifically try to gain the appearance of not being a minority to influence you.
>>33398751That little Atoga femanon is in their 40s, good band though
>>33399120Noted
>>33399122Also noted but are you placing more emphasis on the "have fun" part or the "show more than just ur cock" part
>>33399103I have noticed when I stop I get better bones but the problem is I'm always horny if I don't cum and it's distracting. Maybe I'll get a pocket pussy so I don't death grip it
>>33399116>so men would only stop being horny if they're straight up dying?well the guys burning 4k+ aren't dying but yes
>>33399118i will never take a dick pic. I refuse to show anoyone my penis
>>33399116then you'll probably come like crazy, maybe that's even better than having the chores done
>>33399108Only during anal
>>33399129the show more part, specifically your face arms and torso
>>33399129you have to show more than just the cock, so when they're unimpressed they have 4 more things to criticize
>>33399134no i would call the police
>>33399135ew
>>33399124yeah that sounds good
>>33399133>>33399138>the femanons dont care if we have fun while taking dick pics
>>33399118I like all of the except the laying down POV shot, i dont know why men love it so much, like 95+% of dick pics have to be the pov variety, but its so uggo and gross especially when the lights are off.
All of those mirror selfies are ideal. Anything with pants or undies only work if you have abs
t. received literally, literally, hundreds of dick pics last year
>>33399124activate my instinctual incel grip & death roll. and probably rest my chin on your head, idk if women like that but i'd do it & i'd protect you too ;_;
also don't antidepressants kill men's libido too
how do i convince a moid to get on ssri's
>>33399142fun is for gay men
>>33399143>Anything with pants or undies only work if you have absI knew it wasn't useless to get these abs
>>33399124I'd feel giving you some correction. Big Ole meaty slap on your ass. You're getting bit back btw
>>33399145what is an "incel grip" and "death roll"? Ive never heard of those
>>33399146I'm on antidepressants and I do just fine.
without them, I actually go insane. Like, unhealthy levels of horny.
>>33399143>t. received literally, literally, hundreds of dick pics last yearHow and why
>>33399146>kill libidoSometimes
In my case I'm still horny, it just takes me WAAAY longer to nut now.
>>33399096break up, scream at him, start complaining about non-sad problems, talk about another man with a sense of admiration that seems potentially desiring, idk lots of shit
>>33399154she works at a sexual reassignment clinic
she's posted about her permanent trauma from having to cut 6,000 of them off
>>33399152No, I posted my hand and the femanons didn't say anything nice about it and when I asked them to post hand they didn't post anything >:(
>>33399154dont ask because im not even sure
>>33399151>Like, unhealthy levels of horny.what does this mean
>>33399155>it just takes me WAAAY longer to nut now.that's a good thing though isn't it. how long would you last in bed
>>33399069I suppose. However, I will be extremely demoralized and ruminate on the rejection for months. She's confusing me rn. I used to be able to read her like a book but I guess it's hard to do that when the book has been lost
>>33399118sad she doesn't post here anymore
>>33399161>what does this meanI think it's my brain readjusting to the lack of happy chemicals.
But I get wet dreams and I must jerk off like 3 times a day.
>>33399161>that's a good thing though isn't it. It is a good thing
>how long would you last in bedwithout them, i nut pretty quick like 10-15 minutes of laying pipe
with them 1.5hr+
>>33399163She still pops in from time to time, as anonymous though
She was good for the ecosystem imo
>>33399167>10-15min>quick>1.5hr+Holy shiiiit… I get bored of PiV if it lasts more than five mins. This would be my nightmare.
>>33399166how often do you jerk off with antidepressants
>>33399167>1.5hr+nice... does it affect how hard you can get though
>>33399164If you posted pits ever I would have posted abs but instead we get nothing while you all get to feast
>>33399167NTA but 1.5 hours of nonstop penetration is not a good thing
>>33399170>how often do you jerk off with antidepressantsdepends, everyday to every 2-3 days.
>>33399169imagine how much it would burn the next day after rubbing in and out for 90 straight minutes
>>33399167That’s really bad
>>33399150you know, like an alligator? but with virginity i guess, idk :|
>>33399171>while you all get to feaston what? moids give us nothing when all they have to do is post a hand
>>33399171Thats the way the cookie crumbles
>>33399170>nice... does it affect how hard you can get thoughA little but I started taking L Arginine and doing more cardio so it evened out.
>>33399176I know
>>33399173I know
>>33399169(:<
Is it normal for every guy you talk to to have an air of aloofness/disinterest and feeling confused by them? Does that just mean I'm really ugly and they don't really like me?
>>33399124funny thing is instinctively the immediate response would be to bite you back in a playful way, but the closest thing would be your head so it'd be more like a teethless hair knaw and tug or a teethless forehead knaw (like teethless pussy eating tug), so that'd be the closest to a forehead kiss that we wouldn't even know was being requested.
i hope the inevitable male birth control comes with ssri's
>>33399175I would never let it get to that. After ten mins, I would simply get up and leave out of sheer insufferable levels of boredom.
>>33399031Foids, please. I need to know how much I am ruining my prospects. btw it wouldn't be like dog pawprint but like animal crossing pawprint.
>>33399186anon... a face tattoo of anything is always a bad idea
>>33399186Unironically people would think you fuck dogs.
>>33399168>as anonymousboo, she was a fav
>>33399187Probably not to which? It not being normal or me being ugly?
>>33399182Men think that signals not being desperate, lol. Or they are simply bitter and calloused. Just avoid the ones that act like that, nothing good comes from it.
>>33399178Damn, like the way they say the Egyptians mastered the art of sexual congress with a crocodile?
>>33399179nta but the idea of posting my hands is scary because women like big hands and my hands are small and dishwasher soft.
>>33399193That's all I seem to come across! Is it because I'm black? I generally seem to get "ur pretty for a darkie" but i don't fucking know dude. Like I know i'm not a 10/10 but I'm not sure exactly how hideous I am either for this to keep happening. No one wants to take me seriously :c
>>33399182they are trying to be polite, since if they get too frisky and fresh the feminists
>>33398053 will cut their balls off
>>33399198Do you think they anticipate me to come onto them? I'm like socially retarded and have no idea how to show interest in normal ways, but I don't want to come across as desperate or loose either!
>>33399196Obviously femanons only want the anons with hot hands to post. Or do you think the anons really want to see the fat, pimply, saggy boobs of all the femanons that post? When people tell the opposite gender to post pics, they only mean the hot ones.
Why are men depressed
No gf is not a valid answer
>>33399201because I really hate myself and I'm alone.
>>33399197Yeah…. Unfortunately that might be part of it. Racism is on the rise again, and since most men that are single are single for a reason, I would assume being an asshole like that is more widespread in single men to begin with.
>>33398878>penetration doesn't feel good
>>33399202>>33399203Besides being alone do you have any other problems in your life?
>>33399204Okay time to consider suicide! No biggie!!!!!111111
>>33399201>No gf is not a valid answerCompleting biological imperative
>>33399199okay, more seriously, they should be expressing interest and getting more into telling jokes to try to make you laugh, make you smile, make excuses to talk to you, etc, after you signal that it's okay
you shouldn't have to make the first move, all you should have to do is talk to the guy a few times to make it clear you're okay with him "rizzing you up"
>>33399181You know what, I apologize anon. I shouldn't have interjected like that. It's not your fault the medication has that effect and the most important thing is that it's helping you in the way it's meant to
>>33399201Why not a valid answer? It's kinda important to a man.
Also generally being out of place and obsolete in the modern world, not having a purpose or connection to the community, etc etc
>>33399200You don't have to give me suicide fuel about my worthless hands, anon
>>33399210How do I signal that in the first place? I think I give more of a friendly vibe even if I have interest than romantic
>>33399214Just get hotter.
>>33399186I would assume you were a gay furry
>>33399201get a list and at the bottom write "all of the above"
>>33399215usually it's enough to just make excuses to talk to a guy beyond what's necessary or polite, like if you go out of your way to be around him, he should be getting the hint that you want him to start laying on some moves
>>33399205it only feels good for the guy
for the girl it ranges from literally nothing (the inner vaginal wall has very few nerve endings, so for example you can feel the general size and temperature of a finger but not the fingernail or fingerprints) to painful because you hit the cervix or are stretching out the entrance
>>33399206>Besides being alone do you have any other problems in your life?Problems aren't the source of all depression.
Comparing suffering to see who has it worse is only a losing game.
I am the source of my own problems, that is the problem. And I am the source of my loneliness, as we all are.
We all suffer the same, regardless of what causes, that is perhaps the only thing we have in common and the only way we can truly communicate with one another, through the universality of feeling.
whenever im not in Italy, I ask myself, why am I not in italy...
>>33399201low/non-existent self esteem :/
>>33399205The only arousing part is the mental aspect.
>>33399224And what is the answer?
>>33399206biggest mistake stupid philosophy majors and western buddhists make is thinking that avoiding pain makes men happy
men will go through hell on earth for things they love and do it with a smile
you don't need to take away their suffering, you need to give them something to suffer for
>>33399219Oh.. I guess i'm just that ugly then. v_v ..... *saunters off, onto cliff Jumper by Third Eye Blind starts playing in the background*
>>33399201Living in the most impoverished area of my country, surrounded by the effects of poverty every day, melts the mental
>>33399197>Is it because I'm black?Maybe, probably; personally I don't want my future children to be half black. You'll destroy my bloodline if I knocked you up.
>>33398836this is the equivalent of a ran trough girl settling for a mid guy and giving him mediocre sex once very 6 months
>>33399197I want a black gf but only if you are a black power queen female Malcolm X
>>33399233I wish they would just ignore me entirely then if that's how all the guys that talk to me feel
>>33399230if you are a zoomer, i wouldn't discount the possibility that zoomer guys are literally too scared to make any moves on girls at all, even hot ones
>>33399228be depressed till february
>>33399212That was unexpected.
Thank you, genuinely.
>>33399216Wow thanks anon, just do something impossible that's great advice. Give that advice to the crippled and the blind
>>33399235This is somehow worse than what this guy said
>>33399233_dies from cringe, dramatic fade to black (cue laugh track)_
>>33399235>bro is trying to collect baby mamas like they're the fucking chaos emeralds or pokemon
>>33399243You can make your hands bigger and more veiny with exercise. I swear moids will come up with any excuse not to improve their appearance
Lol
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>>33399178What does that mean????
>>33399236Sometimes racist guys want the forbidden fruit as a treat. That's how the cookie crumbles
>>33399238I am an old zoomer but still technically one. maybe you're onto something
>>33399243NTA but working out does improve your hands (sort of, if they are small it will make them stubby and wider, but still more masculine).
I've seen some improvement in my wrists and hands after a year of solid workouts. Start doing farmer's walks at every gym session.
But yeah it's ridiculous that girls are just born with tits and you have to work out for years. But that's life with XY
>>33399224Agreed, im there a lot
>>33399229You don't need to give anyone shit.
One has to accept suffering as an intrinsic part of life, walk with it and embrace, as a constant companion, not be outran or dispensed with. Suffering and life are one and the same. As it is love as well.
To live, to experience, to share and to pass it on, pave the road for those who come after. That is all there is to it.
Western philosophy's most retarded mistake is their idealism. It's obsession with categories and ifealized justifications for man are what makes them suffer unnecessarily, and bring onto others worse suffering in the name of that ideal.
The retarded part is that this isn't a new idea.
Plato was a faggot.
>>33399249That's even more retarded because they don't try to do anything? Ugh I want to vomit and cry. Call that cromiting xd
Ladies. If a girl calls me a stud is she attracted to me?
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>>33399217aw, does it have to be gay? why cant a nigga just express himself without having to look gay? i want to make it glow in the dark so i'll look lioe a real freak at night
>>33399189true. total human death.
I FEEL SO ALONE GONNA END UP A BIG OL' PILE OF THEM BONES.
>>33399257>Male anons youre all cutie patootiesno you hate me
>>33399255Well I don't know in your case. I don't know what's going on in their heads and what they're seeing and hearing when with you. Don't cry, you'll find your man
>>33399257Bitch it's 2:30 AM for you and you've been here all fucking day, go interact with some men in real life
>>33399257awesome, you too
>>33399263I'd have sex with her ngl.
>>33399262I have so much to offer but no man I've dated appreciates me ,_,
Also do you think it's bc I don't really put out and give out ice queen vibes?
>>33399268bro don't tell me you put a hooker's toe in your schnozz
you better go stock up on tough-actin' tinactin
>>33399268Have noticed that everyone has at least one fucked up looking toe nail? It happens to absolutely everyone.
1 toe nail, at least, always looks weird od different from the rest.
I think it's funny.
>>33399267She's already received hundreds of dick pics
>>33399263:(
i have the summer off, it wont be long until im back on campus flirting with cute boys
and btw i have not been here all day, just like, 8 hours? Oh that doesnt sound very good
>>33399268is that a fucking nose?? why is it such a drastically different color to the other skin? tf is this lmao
>>33399267everyone would
and don't worry chocolate femanon, we'd bang you too
>>33399248Yeah, a big one
>>33399269>Also do you think it's bc I don't really put out and give out ice queen vibes?That could very well be the case. Men can get intimidated by cold women
>>33399267>>33399273>Hundreds of dick pics>Virginim hopeless
>>33399280i wish i got intimidated by cold intelligent ice queens instead of falling in love with them
trying to get back into gamedev, looking through an old notebook i'd draw in of game making ideas when i was about nine, like 20 yrs ago. i need to make that little guy proud!
>>33399256Not necessarily. It depends on her personality and the type of relationship you have with her
>>33399277I'm the quote, unquote, chocolate femanon. I need to feel an emotional connection (and mutual obsession) before sex sowwies
>>33399280I think I do give off that vibe, how 2 be less intimidating? I want true love sooo badly
>>33399276probably because its getting scretched out by a fucking toe and the nervous system is not a fan
>>33399278I am lost in my own mind
If only femanon with big tits would give me a chance...
What do the women here think of the fact that there are men out there that get turned on by the thought of getting killed by a chick? This isn't a joke, it's like a whole subcategory of niche internet porn, all (as far as I've seen) fantasy though, just acted out situations. There's even YouTube channels dedicated to compiling clips from movies with this theme so guys can jack off to them.
https://youtu.be/WfueUizZWMs
m or f
what dating advice do you have for the next generation of your sex?
>>33399272I don't have a fucked up toe nail, I just have fucked up toes. They bend inwards
>>33399290I have big boobs but they're also kinda saggy and spread apart and tubular and my areolas are disturbingly large and dark
>>33399287>how 2 be less intimidating?wear skirts with stockings and point at things with your toes
>>33399298I don't own a single skirt I think..... uh oh!
>>33399287Idk, smile more. Talk
>>33399292Those two look like children, not even in an "all anime characters look like kids" wayi mean like they look like how an anime would depict a 10 year old
>>33399300that's a fun thing to get started on
at least it will get you a lot of compliments
>>33399304I'm talkative but yeah I have a severe case of RBF and when I smile I look like a cabbage patch kid. I love making people laugh though I have a deadpan/dry humor thing going
>>33399292F
Be social, make friends.
>>33399296I struggle to picture that. I doubt they are bad tho. Doesn't sound bad.
>>33399304but also a bit silly
>>33399291Doesn‘t surprise me. Most men have at least a little but of a humiliation/self destruction fetish and if you combine that with suicidal tendencies, which are also rampant (especially in coomers), this is what you get.
women why dont you like us?
>>33399292F, find balance
>>33399308I feel so brutish wearing feminine clothes. I'm a tomboy and like dressing andro/alt
>>33399318Just because we aren‘t suckling on your penis doesn‘t mean we don‘t like you.
>>33399321that might not be helping the situation
though i did meet a crazy hot tomboy a little while ago, who dressed super masculine and worked out like crazy, but her personality and voice were super feminine and she made cutesy noises to express herself all the time
maybe you can try that
>>33399296What is "tubular"?
>>33399322but you treat us like we're just a nuisance, and you tolerate us at best
>>33399324it means they're great and impressive, like "totally tubular"
>>33399318We do like you though
i mean not necessarily you specifically, i dont know you. But most of us like men, if not love men
>>33399296Prove it right now
>>33399285I have only hung out with her once after knowing her for a couple weeks. But she has known me for longer, I just haven't noticed her until recently. Idk her personality yet, of course, but she gave me her number after hanhing out with her friends
>>33399309Yeah just smile more and be more open. You'll get some dick to gag on eventually
>>33399323>that might not be helping the situationwym?
Also I did wear a dress one time, and sometimes I dress differently/more feminine
I'm just fucking busted it's so over omg I'm gonna cry myself to sleep
>>33399326Is this like the bark thing?
>>33399327>i mean not necessarily you specifically:(
>>33399325You made yourself very clear that if we dare to even imply being interested in suckling on the penis of more than one(1) penis throughout our lifetime, we are worthless. Since we don‘t like being seen as worthless, we have to be extremely careful as to which penis we show any kind of interest in. We have to be certain this is the penis we want to be suckling for the rest of our life before giving you so much as a warm smile. Sorry, I don‘t make the rules but we all have to live with it.
>>33399335i didnt say anything about penises...
>>33399332Think, "radical, man"
>>33399338Damn, she's got some nice tiddies then.
>>33399341They usually are
>>33399343Need me a gf like that
>>33399314I'm not even sure it relates to suicidal feelings, I think it's more femdom taken to an extreme.
>>33399347I wish I had a weeb gf.
>>33399347You should unite with soap and water
Either gender
How would you react if you were reading a book and had a realization after a certain passage in the subtext that the author is 100% a Nazi which you didn't know beforehand and is quite subtle at sliding their beliefs into the story?
>>33399351Bored. The ideology is boring. Once I saw it, it would only annoy me.
>>33399351who gives a shit? you can enjoy a work separate from the artist. if they are that good at lacing their beliefs into their works, then its a good opportunity to empathize with their worldview.
>>33399291i'm just gonna come out and say it: being given a fear boner by a girl (already a hot scenario) and then being USED by said girl for her pleasure? it's too hot imo
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>>33399351Define Nazi. An actual member of the National Socialist party? Someone that agrees with them and wants to see their vision enacted upon the world? A racist? An antisemite? Someone that doesn't think trans women are real women?
>>33399351if the author's female, hot
>>33399360He said 100% a nazi. Making it pretty clear that he basically agrees with entirety of MK. That's all I need to know.
>>33399355Same. But I think if I told any woman I was into that type of stuff she'd find me repulsive so there's a 0% chance I'll ever be able to role play it with a sexual partner.
>>33399368I would love to do that to a guy
>>33399366If it was an actual member of the Nazi party I'd find it interesting, I'd like to figure out how they think and view the world. For someone that just agrees with them it would depend on how old the book was. An old author, from at least 50 years ago, I'd find interesting for the same reason. But if it was a modern author I'd just think they're a fag, I've heard enough from modern Neo-Nazis.
>>33399351F
Please read Trigger Warning
>>33399370You'd want to hold a gun to my head while we had sex and tell me that you're going to blow my brains out once I cum?
>>33399376That's so hot, let's do it
>>33399380One last question for you, do you have a penis?
>>33399371I don't find it interesting anymore. Read MK. That is all you need to know.
I understand the curiosity. That is good. But after reading about it, I am now disinterested in it.
>>33399383ew no, is that what you're into also?
They always have a penis. No exceptions.
>>33398447 (OP)Foids pls help
New gf and I just had a casual chat about a mutual friend who ended things with his fiancee cuz she lied about some shit that happened early on in their relationship that only came out
>say it's so fucked up she lied about shit>she then thinks for a while and says "imagine us hypothetically of course where years down the line you find out something about me but it's not that I lied but that I just didn't mention it, how would you handle that situation">I got WTF and tell her what she isn't telling me>she laughs and says haha never mind and changes the topicWhat the actual fuck?? Girls can you explain this behavior? Am I in big fuckinf trouble
>>33399390Nothing you need to worry about.
What did the other women lie/didn’t mention?
>>33399398It never happened I made it up
>>33399019M, depends what she likes, my ex liked pink gin
>>33399036I hate corporate environments and offices
Idk out in the woods or something
>>33399146SSRIs make me manic and hypersexual kek
>>33399385Good. I'm not into trannies.
>>33399387There are actual women on 4chan as shocking as that sounds. They type and communicate differently than men, it's hard to explain, but you'll notice there's something different about them. They're all in the divination general on /x/ and on /lit/.
is it weird to wanna go back in time and give yourself a hug for bein so damn cute? going through these old drawings makes me want a child who can make their own silly drawings to cherish when they're old ;_;
>>33399405What about if I extremely unenthusiastically let you have sex with me? I would purposefully do this with my ex
>>33399018Wait did I miss something?
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>>33399201>Why are men depressedNothing to be happy about
>>33399407Meh, I'd take it at this point. But I'd probably leave you once I felt more confident and secure in my life situation.
>>33399398>Nothing you need to worry about.But why did my gf set up the scenario like that? Now I feel like she is hiding something and just asked this to see if she should tell me or not
>What did the other women lie/didn’t mentionThe fiancee apparently told our friend that she wasn't seeing other people during their initial courting period (like before they officially dates) but she actually slept with another dude during that time
And also some other things about her past like her moms and her own medical history of BPD
>>33399248Yeah it sucks ass ngl
>>33399292M, hoez ain't worth the squeeze desu just AImaxx
>>33398904The way people practice and mold it to benefit their own opinions make it less appealing.
>>33399411It wasn't all unenthusiastic pls odn't leave me i love you
>>33399407nta but this would not work on me. detecting even a hint of you not being into it would immediately shut me down. you would tank an entire evening this way desu
>>33399414Yeah, religious institutes are a stain on faith. Jesus himself condemned the religious leaders of his time
>>33399418ok sorry i won't do it again
How do I give a man a fear boner?
>>33399423Be hot and shout at me
>>33399421Some men are very into that. Nta
>>33399425Thats doable. Anything in particular to shout about?
>>33399426ok sorry i will do it again (i do like to switch it up, it's not all i'm into but I do like the idea of genuinely getting to and hurting mean even if I don't actually mean it)
>>33399421i mean you can do what you want, but you'd like make me feel bad in basically dimensions doing that and the idea of that makes sex generally less appealing. i hate having to be vulnerable around women v_v
>>33399427Idk tell me off for getting the wrong groceries or something
>>33399430dw i will build up your confidence and trust again only to break it over and over
>>33399431This explains why he always got a boner when we argued.
>>33399412She asked because she knows you are sensitive to her having a life before you, and what you think is considered lying and the arbitrary consequences of it.
Cmon anon you can put this together
>>33399431you fucking retard we could've saved $15 on that grocery trip if you just fucking clipped the coupons beforehand like i told you!
>>33399435>She asked because she knows you are sensitive to her having a life before youWhat the fuck
wait a minute how did you know I've been sensitive to that lately
>Cmon anon you can put this togetherHuh actually I didn't but it a worthwhile perspective so thanks
So I'm not in any big trouble? I thought girls ask this shit so they can test the waters so to speak about potentially damaging shit to tell their bfs
>>33399433and i'll keep gaslighting myself that each time a girl betrays me is just a fluke, its not healthy to be so closed off, just give her a chance. oh when will i learn, nona?
>>33399446fulfill your duty as a man and let a woman completely destroy you
>>33399447Anon pls. Risky thing to say.
>>33399447its actually already been done, so doing this again will surely make me a whore (who am i kidding? daddy was right all along...)
Women-
Does doubletexting and calling many times sometimes work?
>>33399466On me it would, I fucking love clingy men so much. The best lovers
>>33399466No. I am not retarded. I know how to use my phone. If you send a message or call, I will see it. I will respond when I get to it or feel like it. Trying to get me to respond faster just makes me not want to respond even more.
That said, I have no issues with someone sending me fifteen texts in a row just because they have that much they want to tell me and I was taking a nap or at work or so. It‘s only icky if you keep trying to prod me into interacting with you when I don‘t feel like it. It‘s also ok to double text or call multiple times if it‘s about something urgent, like having to cancel plans and I need to know in time.
Toxic women irl are so icky
>>33399480Ah, demanding and bitchy, clearly a massive hoe. Girl goes “my pussy could pay your rent”
>>33399423Be hot.
You could also try grabbing his meat and potatoes in a way that suggests you would crush them at a moments notice.
Dress in goth attire.
>>33399481That's way too on the nose, I like my toxicity subtle and subdued, a slowburn if you will
>>33399478Bro, please delete this
>>33399485I'm saving that for later anon
>>33399483Well considering she was a literal prostitute lmao
>>33399492I need a bf irl to do it to
>>33399493You could still tell us about it
Should I ask him to come over tonight?
>>33399502Does it matter?
>>33399496Sure. What would you like to happen if he did come over
>>33399510Lewd things that involve him taking off his pants.
>>33399445You are only in trouble if you are insecure. Otherwise odds are you guys are more than fine, relax anon, enjoy what you have
Why am I so sad? I just took a big step forward
>>33399517>I just took a big step forward.Could be the negative feelings unloading after you did it. Like how you can walk for hours but only feel how tired you are when you stop.
It is also possible that even though you are happy with the step you took, you realize it'll take your life in a different direction so you are also low key mourning the past and knowing things will change, which makes a lot of people kind of melancholic even when it's positive change.
>>33399520Moving into my own place. It’s supposed to be a big thing but I just feel sad
>>33399521> you realize it'll take your life in a different direction so you are also low key mourning the past and knowing things will changeYeah, this is how it feels. What if I’m just ungrateful? Always wanting more
>>33399523>just feel sadAbout the move or in general? Maybe you are depressed. Moving will not cure depression.
>>33399466Speaking for myself doubletexting yes, I'm not on my phone that much so if I don't reply for long it is possible I did not realize I got a message or saw it briefly before getting distracted. That said I will still feel pushed and annoyed if the second text follows too shortly after the first (basically saying this person expects me to always reply in a certain window). In general I feel if you NEED an answer fast, just call. If a woman replies slow she is not going to step it up if you send a lot of messages implying she should be faster, she'll just feel rushed and annoyed and break off the convo.
>calling many timesOnly justified in an emergency, like stranded on the side of the road emergency, or having forgotten to tell your partner something that's incredibly important for what they're about to do. It's the phone equivalent of standing outside their house yelling and yelling and yelling.
>>33399524In general. Idk how to describe it. Feels like life is such a struggle with no immediate relief
>>33399523>What if I’m just ungrateful? Always wanting moreAnon, give yourself a break. This would be a legitimate question if you made an objectively good decision and months in you still can't help but feel salty over the price you had to pay for that decision.
It's not just normal to feel some wistfulness in the wake of a big change/new direction in life, feeling that wistfulness IS how you get rid of it, how it leaves you. By allowing it to just be there, it burns itself up, like a crush that lived out its life span. Ironically telling yourself not to feel that way or something only makes those emotions go underneath the surface and stick around for much longer there.
Just try to embrace you took a big step and that stirs a lot in you and that's totally fine.
>>33399527Yeah, there is no cure for that, thats just how life is, sorry.
>>33399528Yeah, you’re right. I can feel that it will pass. It feels like there’s slight disappointment because I still have the same other problems as well, lol
>>33399531It’s okay, rewards me with faith. Read the gospel of Mark, very interesting
>>33399466>>33399525Just reading the first reply and I wanted to specify I agree what I write about "double texting" is only the "?" or "you there?" texts that urge you to give attention. I never saw the big deal with simply realizing you had something else to add and sending that even if you hadn't gotten a reply in the meantime yet, that's fine.
>>33399532>It feels like there’s slight disappointment because I still have the same other problems as well, lolNo worries. Once the mourning is (for the moment) over, the feeling of joy and new opportunities WILL shine and much more intensely than you picture it too. But you can't force it to happen stat. Allowing what you feel now to be there is how you already get fastest to the next stage.
Congratulations on your big decision!
>>33399532Why, what does the gospel say about this?
>>33399534Thank you, genuinely helps. Keeps me grounded, and I can let this pass.
>>33399535Jesus says to keep knocking on the door, and you will eventually be heard. To pray and be grateful for what you’re praying for already, and forgive grudges first. Felt very personal, things I’d struggled with
>>33399523Moving can be a lot but I'm sure it will be great anon <3
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This is going to sound insane and ridiculous but this little fucker just might actually turn my life around.
>just had a dream I was dating one of my highschool teachers, but he kept getting my name wrong, even as he was sensually undressing me right before I woke up
What the fuck could it mean?
>>33399547True, going to jail for CP changes life a lot.
>>33399547>4GBBruh you can't even put an HD porno on there
I'm a brokie and my mem sticks are like 128GB+
>>33399552I didn't need a dream to make that obvious. Anything more insightfully specific to learn?
>>33399549>>33399550It’s not for porn reasons dumb dumb.
>>33399554Yeah, your subconscious is rather one dimensional.
>>33399555What's it for then, your pre-recorded DJ set?
Spill the tea nerd
>>33399554Ok fine. You crave recognition by forces of authority. Mainly your own. Basically, you want to be proud of yourself but you keep fucking it up and you feel like you can’t measure up to comparison. That any better?
>>33399564Not really. I hate authority. I was even diagnosed with ODD as a kid.
>>33399558>>33399561Basically I want to store really old YouTube videos and other SFW internet stuff that I like onto a flashdrive (just for the record, not that exact one, mine has far more storage space). That way I don’t have to be online to be entertained anymore. My internet addiction will begin to be curbed.
Damn damn damn it’s a god damn shame
>>33399516>You are only in trouble if you are insecureOkay that's good to know
I was worried if this indicated a deeper problem
If it's just my insecurities, i am aware of them and can work on them
>>33399568Thats not how that works. You likely reject authority specifically because you don‘t feel like you can measure up to it‘s judgement. Your dream shows that you crave being chosen and validated by authority (can also be your own) but even if you give yourself fully and intimately, it‘s not enough to feel worthy of being recognized and seen.
Or what do you think it means?
>>33399580I thought it just meant I was horny and get disappointed by men. But I think your evaluation is more thoughtful. I just don't want to accept that possibility.
i woke up too early
goodmorning everyone
Gonna start praying daily
>>33399584Good morning, what's your question?
>>33399584Good morning Mayo, have a great day <3
Iktf I slept two hours last night but have stuff to do today
Some women just look so much hotter with short hair istg
>>33399589I don't think it's most women, though. My hair is shoulder length, and I think any shorter would completely ruin my look.
>>33399588thank uu ^ㅂ^
only 2??! you're gonna crash so hard in the middle of the day anon, go back to bed if u can :c
>>33399587what should i eat for breakfast ?
>>33399583As a rule of thumb, dreams rarely are about things that involve other people or irl situations directly. It‘s more likely about internal unresolved tension and the characters and dynamics in the dream are parts of your subconscious interacting in ways to try and make sense of the issue in an attempt to get you to notice and take a look. Trying to narrate and give form to what is hard to otherwise put into conscious thought.
It obviously also has the aspect of being horny (craving to be chosen, seen, valued in your vulnerability) and of being dissapointed in men (in this case, irl men are the authority on wether you are worth being cherished like this or not, evident in wether or not they actually do it). But just interpreting this dream as you needing some dick and that it‘s mens fault you don‘t get any would be foolish and not get to the root of the issue.
>don't want to accept that possibility.Which is precisely why your subconscious is trying to work around your resistance to it by using your sleep to interact with the issue.
>>33399596You ever try Ligandese?
>>33399595>go back to bed if u can :cI would but my roommate just told me our friend's coming for dinner tonight so I gotta shop and clean and cook >_> maybe some cheeky vidya too lol
What have you got planned for today?
>>33399598Should I bring this up with my therapist? Or is this not particularly actionable?
>>33399599She should try sugondese instead
>>33399602Shh. Don't ruin it.
>>33399601You could definitely try if you feel like you might get something out if it.
>actionable In a way it is but also not. You can try to find out what the big areas are that make you feel like you can‘t come out on top when seen fully and maybe work on those things but I think it is more often a question of reframing your need to be perfect to feel worthy. Which is a hard thing to do. Maybe your therapist could help you find a more sane and balanced approach there.
>>33399605>your need to be perfect to feel worthyI'm very imperfect, and I've come to accept that. I still feel like I'm deserving of the basic things everyone else earns with this much effort, though.
>>33399599>>33399602I hear those two will turn you into a Mind Goblin
>>33399610Thats good then. Obviously I can‘t know the depths of where this dream came from without knowing all the relevant details. So yeah, why not bring it up with your therapist. Can‘t hurt to try.
How do we get girls into literature and dressing nerdy instead of browsing tiktok? Don't women know this aesthetic is way more attractive than bikini or goth shit?
>>33399584good morning surprisingly just woke up too
>>33399613fuck that gay shit gayboy
>>33399613>why do the thots I follow on social media have social media thot aesthetic You know there is tons of girls everywhere that have this aesthetic already? What you see is curated to your browsing habits, so you have nobody but yourself to blame.
>>33399619fr just go to university
>>33399619This is literally fake news, girls are way likelier to wear sweatpant and shit
>>33399623you are lower class
>>33399623i have never seen anyone in public in sweatpants. This is more a reflection of you and the places you frequent than a whole gender.
>>33399600going out with my friends !!!
haven't seen them since i got back from korea, awghwkfofjs im excited
>>33399613Stop stealing my memes
>>33399624https://voca.ro/1eDieIjxvVef
>>33399628ok that's going a bit far the other way, people invented joggers for a reason
>>33399631Kek got her good
>>33399632Sure, but if you are moaning about girls wearing sweatpants at the gym then thats absolutely a you problem.
>>33399626No I'm not, I'm in university and everything....
>>33399628Sorry, I meant those skintight gym pants which show ass
>have quite a few potential matches on tinder
>dont feel like swiping at all because that means I have to talk to them
>>33399602u too?????!
ヽ(`Д´)ノ why did i fall for that
>>33399634Joggers are just normal casualwear. The kind of thing people wear to the shops to get food.
>>33399635>No I'm not, I'm in university and everything....What university, bum boy
The girl you posted is normal as fuck (in neither a good nor a bad way). She's just bog standard normal. Why are you fetishising girls who look like Basic Average University Student.
>Sorry, I meant those skintight gym pants which show assDo you mean fucking leggings? c'mon. And no they are not way likelier to wear leggings than a fucking sweater.
>>33399629Ohh yeah you mentioned, have fun with em
>>33399637Get yoself a yapper girl
>>33399639Skill issue
Also what do i do with this guy
>>33399645leave him be !!!
or catch and release, no harming the spider
>>33399640I'm not gonna did myself over atoga but it's alright, tution is the normal +10k€ for international students
>And no they are not way likelier to wear leggings than a fucking sweater.Uhhhhh.... What? Of course they are, it's like girls don't wear anything else except yoga pants that show your ass crack
>Why are you fetishising girls who look like Basic Average University Student.What? She's way above average
>>33399647>I'm not gonna did myself over atogaNaming your university won't dox yourself bestie. The point though is "is your university a good one or is it a mid/shit one?".
>Uhhhhh.... What?You gorilla bitch, I am telling you that women are not more likely to wear leggings than a sweater.
>What? She's way above averageHer FACE is way above average. Her style is just Normal fucking Womancore.
>>33399646I wasn't gonna kill him. I guess I'll leave him I don't think i can catch him
I hate being a coomer, it's so boring and quite frankly pointless. It's literal cope for not being able to have sex with pretty* women. That being said, now what? How do I live with myself? I haven't reached my thirties yet, but it seems hopeless. I teeter between deranged arrogance and hopeless depression. Haven't been able to go to the gym as I wanted to. I barely enjoy all the other "nerdy" hobbies I once cared about.
>>33399649>Naming your university won't dox yourself bestie. The point though is "is your university a good one or is it a mid/shit one?".It's gonna fuck that
>You gorilla bitch, I am telling you that women are not more likely to wear leggings than a sweater.They 100% are you can just touch grass and see it for yourselves. Even when its cold as fuck girls rather show off their ass than not freeze
>Her FACE is way above average. Her style is just Normal fucking Womancore.We just have to disagree
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>>33399654There are other waya to work out and keep fit besides gym
Try some new hobbies of productive goals, maybe you're just burned out from nerdshit
If you get horny then just have a quick fap for post-nut clarity and carry on with your day. Don't let the hoez lead you astray
>>33399655>It's gonna fuck thatI assume you go to a shit university then
If you go to a shit uni you'll get a certain crowd who aren't representative of the normal uni population
>We just have to disagreeIt's a blue turtleneck anon
>Even when its cold as fuck girls rather show off their ass than not freezeAgain you're showing what kind of person you hang out with here
I don't even think there's anything wrong with showing off your ass, I just think it's lower class women who're more likely to do it without some kind of pretext. Again I'm not using lower class as an insult or something here I'm just being factual
>>33399650phew good job!!
ty for not killing it, i hate mindless killing of anything :c
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>>33399661Based protector of living things
>>33399660>I assume you go to a shit university then If you go to a shit uni you'll get a certain crowd who aren't representative of the normal uni populationIt's middle class but then again every uni here is since tuition is 0 but competition is tough
>It's a blue turtleneck anonRare
>Again I'm not using lower class as an insult or something here I'm just being factualI think high class girls are far more likelier to show ass. They're probably going to gym to "exercise", they're more online and showing their assets off etc etc. Like poor people don't take tattoos, they can't afford them and if a girl shows ass she's probably well off
I'd say the girl in the pic has a poverty aesthetic going on, the turtle neck is something you'd find second hand
Good morning all
Women, are you being relaxed? Are you being beautiful? Are you being happy and thriving with others?
>>33399665>They're probably going to gym to "exercise",If there's a pretext then I agree that higher class women are also likely to wear leggings. Showing off you go to the gym is something people of every class want to do. I think it's logical to wear your leggings to the gym, in any case. I wear my shorts or joggers to the gym.
Second hand clothes shopping is something which is stereotypically middle class, if anything, especially in university.
>rareNo!
>>33399669well, why the heck not
I can get 3 months of audible for free what audio books do i get?
>>33399671Because I am stressed, ugly and broke.
>>33399672Soldier of the Mist: Latro, Book 1 narrated by Gregory Connors, IIRC it was one of the better reads I'd gotten.
>>33399667No. I woke up late and had to rush to work. And today I'm busy which sucks dick.
>>33399670>Second hand clothes shopping is something which is stereotypically middle class, if anything, especially in university.Naw that's what poor people do, like I know it's being co-opted right now but nobody really bothers to visit a thrift store to buy clothes they regularly wear. It's just something you do for fun right, not your first destination for shopping.
>No!Stop bullying me into thinking aesthetic I'm into isn't actually rare
>>33399672I'd have to do some research for which narration it is but there's a GOAT audio book version of The Hobbit and I'm not sure if Audible has that specific one (it should) but it's literally a combination of one of the best reads ever done with one of the best *meant to be narrated* books written. Like there are better books but Tolkein wrote something that basically was meant to be read outloud so it's basically impossible not to like it while having a soul.
>>33399678Nta but all the upper middle class people I know go thrifting
>>33399677it's like 6 AM here what do you do, are you like a manager or something
>>33399681Work in a lab at a college. I go in when the doors on campus unlock.
>>33399680I go thrifting too but 100% of my wardrobe is new. One is consumerism and other is looking for deals
>>33399667Is this porn? Or some weird exercise/massage fad?
Women, do you sometimes wish to be a bimbo whose only concern is being pretty and let your bf/husband do all the thinking for you?
>>33399691Sure, but that would require totally trusting a man with my life and no thanks.
>>33399667>Women, are you being relaxed? Are you being beautiful? Are you being happy and thriving with others?Yes, my fiancée gave me a massage last night because I pulled my infraspinatus working out. Also, wtf is that video even?
>>33399689it's not porn it's on youtube as massage ASMR and goes right by youtubes age-restricted video guidelines even.
in my opinion it's somewhere on that line that the excessively perfectly-sculpted naked lady statues draw, where it's more soft than softcore porn but still very much all about the appeal of the female form. There are maybe a hundred+ CHANNELS of stuff like this and the videos can easily have millions of views.
:shrug:
I think that means these people make more money on these videos than many twitch e-thots or straight up the girls making their own porn on onlyfans, all while keeping a lot more decency. :second shrug:
I don't make the way things are, I just live on this planet.
>>33399691I actually considered realistically pursuing that goal. Practiced the bimbo laugh and everything.
>>33399697That is porn you dumb coomer
Any content thats specifically made for coomers is porn
>>33399699lol for real I can't stop laughing
>>33399693>Yes, my fiancée gave me a massage last night because I pulled my infraspinatus working out.nice! awesome!
>>33398835The men you choose to date*
This goes for cheating and getting abused too. If you get cheated on, it's because you're attracted to the traits of a cheater, and if you get beaten up, it's because you're attracted to violent men.
You reap what you sow.
Once again, my horny today will be off the charts. Especially since I foubd word challenge ASMRs.
>>33399705>not naturally being peak horny every single dayWe aren't the same.
>>33399676>Soldier of the Mist: LatroThis looks cool might read this normally
>>33399679Is it one of the version in pic? They're the most popular ones on the site
Also there's a bunch of full audio dramas if the sandman and other neil gaiman stuff that looks cool. Too bad hes a piece of shit
Women, why do you wear gym/sports leggings outside of those activities?
>>33399710I am just going to up my horny from 3 to at least 5 faps.
>>33399715>Women, why do you wear gym/sports leggings outside of those activities?They're comfortable and it's not socially acceptable to wear just underwear.
I like white women too much. This is markedly bad for me, because I'm also nuts. Never mind the fact that I've never actually spoke to one irl in a meaningful capacity.
>>33399717That's it? Men quantifying their horny into "faps" is so lame. Need time ranges.
>>33399721That'd be very inefficient.
The goal is to cum.
>>33399715Comfortable, form-fitting, fashionable without showing actual skin, cheap, etc.
>>33399719Wouldn't airy shorts serve the same purpose? I know some women like to show off but at some point the squeeze isn't worth the juice, no?
>>33399704It is funny how foids manage to pick the abusive men out of all the men that ask them out kek
>>33399722Well some of us don't have the luxury to orgasm unless we build it up for a couple hours or use a clit vibe. So use a standardized measurement like time.
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Women, how would you feel if a prospective guy's sole ex was unbelievably good looking. Like, even her HANDS would have a career in modeling, and even her no-makeup days would have room warping beauty, yet she would have no shortage of masterclass talent in clothes and hair.
Would it bother you? Concerned? Curious?
>>33399715I don‘t. I wear them at home and at the gym. Why are you so obsessed with this? There is plenty of women that don‘t wear them outside of acceptable situations. Just date one of those if it‘s such a huge deal for you.
>>33399727That's not my problem. lol
>>33399727>She has to hammer her clit for hours to cumWhy are women so focused on wasting time???
I hope for your sake that with a good dick you orgasm in a timely manner.
>>33399729Why would you add a picture of average woman next to your post
>>33399723Most of them show cameltoe.
>>33399731I would wonder how he fumbled her or how she managed to make him break up despite being this perfect physically.
>>33399738Which is good.
>>33399740Not sure why you are replying to me.
I'm going to try not jerking off and not using this damned site and Instagram for a while. I'm going to finish my damn books. Maybe I can go to book review sites and share my thoughts. I hate becoming normal-esque. It's a pain to be mediocre.
>>33399742>Which is good.Why? When I notice that, it feels like I shouldn't be.
>>33399736Well I obviously couldn't post this hypothetical guy's hypothetical ex so I chose something uncontroversially average to represent the other side instead.
>>33399727Try not masturbating all the time goonette. Kind of hot to imagine an anon shlicking it honestly.
>>33399740"She just wasn't for me"
Would that work?
>>33399731Well fuck you.
>>33399735No you retard. I either have to masturbate without direct clit stim for hours to get a good orgasm, or I can use a vibe to get there in a timely manner but it's less satisfying.
>I hope for your sake that with a good dick you orgasm in a timely mannerYeh, but the dick needs to really be good.
>>33399738I know. That's the point.
>>33399753>That's the point.Simultaneously, it seems like she wants men to look. But it's not appropriate to look. This confuses the male.
>>33399744It's hot?
How mentally are you?
>>33399753Well that was uncalled for, you replied to my post.
>>33399743Just jerk off, anon.
>>33399748I tried. I went a whole month without schlicking, multiple times. All it ever does is frustrate the fuck out of me. No change in sensitivity, libido, or time needed to orgasm in general.
>>33399727Are you on an SSRI?
>>33399678>I know it's being co-opted right nowIt's been co-opted for fifteen years. It absolutely IS your first destination for shopping if you're a middle class uni student. If you're working class you're more likely to go to primark or ASOS or something. You're right that it's also something done for fun though.
>Stop bullying me into thinking aesthetic I'm into isn't actually rareNo
I sat next to so many of these girls in class man
>>33399755Just look subtly. If you're obvious about it to others, I'm obligated to call you out. If you look without making a big deal out of it, we can all be happy to ourselves.
>>33399756Don't lol at me, then.
>>33399758No, I don't pop anything but caffeine pills.
>>33399751Not really. Sounds like he has no self awareness or doesn‘t want to be honest. If he could say why she wasn‘t for him, it would be different.
>>33399715I'm pretty sure we men are only asking this question because we don't have any comparable acceptable clothing like it to match of our own. if we had tight form-fitting lightweight clothes that were socially acceptable for us to exist in all the time we'd do it even more than the women
>>33399762I'll lol at you whenever I want.
I'll also lol at your cameltoe and you'll enjoy it.
>>33399766Yeah, I think this might be the case. I had a pair of jeans that were more form fitting than I had hoped (bought them online) and the bulge was so evident that I couldn't really wear them anywhere.
>>33399767I am angry. I am using my words to share how I feel rather than lashing out with obscenities or attacking the person I'm angry at personally. I acknowledge my frustration is with words being shared and not the person I'm talking to. I can decouple my immediate emotional response from my self worth and acknowledge that this frustration is fleeting. When it's gone, I can better share my feelings.
>have dream that I'm with my crush and she legit likes me
>wake up
Just end my life
The rhizome is ruining my life. Send help.
>>33399775Well if it's any help, I'd love to ravage your asshole.
>>33399763"I was miserable with her and she started pulling some bs stunts so I communicated that I wasn't willing to continue tolerate it. It just got worse, so I left"
How about that?
>>33399776I just had a dream that my sister introduced me to some russian woman and she kept talking about cars and that woke me up
>>33399786Ya did threaten her with a bad bumming, wot did ya fink wud happen
>>33399789Thats just as vague and thus will make me suspicious. Miserable why? What bs stunts?
Makes me want to hear her side because this starts to sound weird af.
>>33399748She already ruined her vagina with dragon dildos.
>>33399786That isn't the proper response to a person trying deescalate an altercation. You're sabotaging me.
>>33399729I’m very confident in my looks, wouldn’t be a problem and it would also make sense, he got a type
>>33399795Why would someone make this? And why is it so inaccurate?
>>33399793JH loves it in the ass, so I was threatening her with a good time.
>>33399796I am not in the deescalating biz rn.
>>33399799Sorry, not trans. But if you have to imagine me with a penis that’s fine, you like what you like
>>33399800Nta but it is spot on.
>>33399017I still don't know.
>>33399800If you look closely, you see it's the same deranged and obsessed incel who made it.
>>33399698Wtfs a bimbo laugh
i finally slept for the first time in days
>>33399802Deescalate deez nuts.
>>33399810Makes sense.
>>33399811A laugh that sounds as empty-headed as possible. I remember practicing with Bimbo ITT. Fun times.
>>33399813Calling your boobies nuts is weird.
>>33399804It isn't, though.
>>33399810>i must defend my queen pedoKek.
And no, I didn't make it, fucking retard. Other anons have known that she's a freak piece of shit for years now.
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>>33399815You ever eat pistachios and get those ones where the shell is technically split open along one side, but you can't get your fingers in to pry them open without hurting yourself? My nipples are like that but it hurts me instead.
>>33399757Dont tempt me succubuss
>>33399825>but it hurts me instead.Is that a bad thing?
today is going to be a good day
>>33399827https://soundgasm.net/u/Galanthia/F-F4M-Dont-Be-Gentle-shorter
>>33399824Now this is good OC. Taking an actual funny meme and making it relevant to a niche topic, rather than using stupid frogposter copy-pasted faces and shitting text around it with no structure.
>>33399836This one
>>33399795 is funny because it's true.
Everyone likes sex, but how many people really like to casually talk about sex? Not just FMK or whatever but talking technique or what makes something sexy
>>33399826I don't need to tempt you. You'll cave all on your own now.
>>33399829Very.
>>33399678Can confirm as a brokie most of my clothes are second hand and some have holes etc.
I think thrifting is kinda trendy with students and the young middle class but they tend to get stuff in good nick
>>33399843It's hard to casually talk about sex in most settings. It's only really permissable among very close friends or a partner. Or anonymously online where it can't be held against you.
>>33399840It isn't, though. That one contains straight up lies while the other is just vague, silly jeering and an unflattering but identifiable edit of an originally funny caricature.
>>33399843I knew a woman who would only want sex when she was ovulating.
I think you don't like sex if you feel that way.
It's like drinking only because you are thirsty, not because you enjoy whatever you are drinking.
And nobody knows what "FMK" is supposed to be.
>>33399845Sounds like a part that can be used to play with.
>>33399843I've had slutty friends who talked a bit about positions or what they like guys doing during sex but that's abt it
>>33399835https://soundgasm.net/u/IvyWilde/Futanari-Barbarian-Finds-Another-Futa
>>33399843I dunno. I casually talk about sex with my friends though.
>>33399850There are no lies, though.
I spent $20 on a 12-pack of Mountain Dew.
>>33399852>used to play withNobody has ever played with my nipples right. Every partner has been way too rough and obsessed with getting them to come out when they aren't ready. I can't understate how unpleasant it is to have them touched beyond light tracing.
>>33399863Hopefully at least sugar free.
>>33399865>understateYou mean overstate?
Ever put clamps on them when they're out?
>>33399794aw jeez. ok
"She'd come over for food and sex only, never wanted to do anything, caused a scene on our vacation and almost every holiday, stained most of my furniture leaving her bottles around everywhere and ruined my carpet with her discarded candy and snacks, and ghosted me for an entire weekend we had made serious plans together for. Those plans? Well I had bought a ring, I'll just say that. It's all in the past now though. I don't hold grudges, but for my health, I had to leave."
IMO, this would be saying too much.
>>33399857I have had anal sex before, I want a husband, I don't miss my uncle, and the comment about aea is nonsensically false. Also, many of the other things are misleading in their wording. It's clearly not made with the intent to be funny, it was made with the intent to be offensive. And that's what makes it a worse meme than the other one.
>>33399863why the fuck did you do that
don't do that
>>33399871Yes, overstate is the right term.
>clampsFuck no. I flinched in pain just reading that shit.
>>33399872Were you dating a teenager or what?
>>33399833That's the spirit
Hope you have a fab day anon
Mine is shit lol
>>33399863What a legend lol
>>33399879Ah, your weak spot then.
I honestly don't understand gooning. Fapping is satisfying if i stay focused on the one thing, which is harder if it's drawn out and my mind starts to wander and need new stimulation.
>>33399824That thread was hilarious.
>JH: If you really want to know, it's my clit that's desensitized. Not inside.>anon: how did you manage to do that>aren't clit orgasms the best kinds or something?JH: Relying on vibrators too much. And they are the best usually.
Add 3 more years to her masturbating with toys and her vagina must be completely wrecked by now.
>>33399881Hey, hey, this guy isn't real, it's all hypothetical, remember? She was a grown adult.
>>33399889I do not rremember such a thing.
Sounds like the mind of a child though.
>>33399888>anon doesn't know how vaginas workMore breaking news at 11.
>>33399868Ah, never player that game
>cute guy at work
>want to type “sec” to him in teams
>type “sex” instead
I corrected it asap but I still want to fucking die
>>33399901Or maybe die fucking with him?
>>33399894God made vaginas for regular dicks, not electric machines and 20 inch dragon dildos.
>>33399901innocent mistake he won't even bat an eye at
now the sort of many deaths a man goes through when autocorrect and his dumb fingers keeps making him text "fat" at his wife/gf
THAT'S something to give a man a heartattack and die from
>>33399905Plastic 4-5" dicks aren't going to meaningfully change a vagina in any capacity you're judging.
>>33399910If you use 4-5'' dildoes then you are training your vagina to receive cocks which are too small compared to me. You are making yourself overly sensitive to large cocks
If you think about, penii and vaginas are kinda weird.
It's a stick and a hole.
My algorithm reset. No more memes and hot girls, just stupid pictures of nature and shit. </3
>>33399911Okay monsterdick.
>>33399776I had a dream where an older lady was asking me lots of questions about why I was depressed but I think it was a metaphor because she climbed into bed with me and then it was him.
>>33399913Any advice on doing the same and avoiding the goonettes? I am sick of their shit
>>33399913I need that I can't take cute asian chicks anymore
>>33399919Go for goth zoomers then.
If she can't take 9 inches, I won't want her.
>>33399912Vaginas are objectively disgusting.
Especially when opened up, they look like the mouths of some deep sea creatures with all their folds and the top has a little penis.
>>33399922Tight is right.
>>33399924Eh it's not that bad.
>>33399922Taking 9 inches of collapsible silicone is different than 9 inches of hard, real dick.
>>33399924I have heard your argument and it has not dissuaded me. Now stand aside, there are monsters to slay.
>>33399910>implying women use 5-4 inch dildos
>>33399933why is the most popular size +8 then?
I have abou 5'3 inches of penis. God is real funny like that. Not bad, not good. Just meh. Compared to Indians, which seethe about bigger penises and cope by interracial porn, or Chads who fuck as they please, it sucks that there's no real cope for me aside from "it's ok".
>>33399935I don't think that's true. But also, not all of them are used the same way by the same people. Ask any woman ITT what size dildos, if any, they regularly use.
>>33399938If you have a dick longer than my entire body, you should be studied in a lab.
>>33399938You never had sex if you think size gets the job done
>>33399941>if anyOur /atoga/ femanons are pure angels and would never do something like that.
>>33399941NTA but JH regularly uses horsecocks
>>33399947Oh I've never had it, but I do know that size isn't the end all be all of it. Shit even female pornstars say the same. Just kind of miffed is all.
>>33399946I meant inches not feet. Would be funny as hell to swing it around like a flail. Have women ever gotten injured by a dick swung as a flail on their face?
It's annoying how hot some married women can be.
Women, thoughts?
>>33399952I’m hot and married. I don’t find it annoying
>>33399949Fallen angels made for my penis, you mean?
>>33399953NTA but how hot, and are already a mother?
>>33399951>Have women ever gotten injured by a dick swung as a flail on their face?nag but plenty autistic to hazard a guess at that: no. pool noodles are much larger and, while an injury may have happened from a pool noodle, there's no chance
>>33399949Some of us have toys, at least.
>>33399950I'm JH. I don't regularly use any of the horsecock dildos I own. And the only one I have ever used for penetration has 6.25" of usable length, which I haven't taken all of yet. The fact it's also knotted makes that pretty much impossible, if you ask me.
>>33399953I find it very annoying, because they are very, very unavailable.
The twilight of Euro hours is PEAK atoga. My ESL friends, I kneel.
>>33399960All the good content was done by me, an early morning American.
>>33399955If she was a mother, then she wouldn't still be hot.
How can such a small person create so much shit
Do obese people have bigger shits? Is it harder for them to shit due to the large ass?
>>33399966Mother's with the kids attached aren't hot. but MILFs are super real.
>>33399966Nahh. When she’s still young enough and not broken down, but also literally as motherly as possible. That gets me diamonds when I think about it
>>33399956I was hoping there was, it would be very amusing. Treating my dick like an erotic weapon.
>>33399843This one woman told me how amazing her ONS was once.
>>33399960I'm Filipino. I just post here because /soc/ is a madhouse and /int/ is...not a good place to be.
>>33399960I'm always shocked when I end up in Amerihours because the quality of the thread just completely plummets
I keep having horrible dreams where demons rape me I’m not even trying to be funny I wake up so scared and upset and I don’t know where they are coming from
>>33399977Why would you ever be proud to admit that
Genuinely curious if there are weirdos who watch me walk to my office every day.
>>33399980Have you been SA'd before?
>>33399951>Have women ever gotten injured by a dick swung as a flail on their face?I've been poked in the eye by cock, that's about it.
>>33399912please say penii more
>>33399980You good? I remember an anon in the past thread saying something like that
>>33399978The first cuckpost marks the official start of amerihours
>>33399957>And the only one I have ever used for penetrationWhat are dildos for if not penetration?
>>33399985like if you have a stalker or something?
>>33399992If I get into it, you're going to make fun of me.
do women wear the 'hot' kind of underwear even when/if they don't plan to have sex?
>>33399997No. I value being comfy over appealing to the male gaze every day.
>>33399993Yes. Not sure how /toga would know, but thought I would pose the question and see what the general concensus was.
>>33399994You personify the horse dildos and tell them things?
>>33399997Very rarely. I only wear lingerie to be sexy for someone or to be sexy for myself when I'm in a very specific mindset.
>>33399985Lol I wonder the same thing but instead of office just to my classes.
Women have you felt the call to get bogged?
Does it creep in slowly, insidiously, or is it more instant, like mind control?
>>33400003No. I didn't name or personify any BD toys since they already come with a background, which I find weird honestly.
>>33399951>Have women ever gotten injured by a dick swung as a flail on their face?I didn’t realize they swung out like that and it hit my nose
>>33400008The only plastic surgery I want is big fake tits.
I wish they still made good songs like these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skhxizRYxps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs
This decade has been absolutely shit for music.
>>33400008No and idk how anyone could ever think it improves their looks.
>>33400002idk. did someone creep you out? It would very hard to notice if someone is doing that I think
>>33399986Just groped
>>33399990Really? He was having the same dreams?
Men
You get a casting call from Jubilee to star in their new youtube video "20 incels vs 1 Chad" where you would have to debate Chad Chaddinson, Sex Haver. Would you want to be in the video as one of the 20 incels?
>>33400019no I wouldn't even acknowledge the "call"
however that works
>>33400019that would be a funny video, what would they even talk about
>>33400017No, I havn't had anyone creep me out. I walk through a heavily populated area and felt like someone was looking at me. I havn't looked around, myself - just minded my own business.
>>33400019Well I am objectively not an incel so it would be quite silly
>>33400023"Is physical attractiveness the primary factor in romantic success?"
"Can anyone become a 'Chad' through self-improvement, or is it innate?"
"Does modern dating culture unfairly favor attractive men?"
"Are traditional gender roles still relevant in dating today?"
"Is confidence more important than looks in social interactions?"
"Do women prioritize status and wealth over personality in men?"
"Is the 'incel' label a fair representation of men struggling to date?"
>>33400026ok, its not funny anymore its just boring
>>33400025Would you apply for the role of Chad?
>>33400019They already did something similar and the incel BTFO everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdHqzr4DyIs
>>33399989Penii.
I also like sinep.
>>33400030Okay I have a better idea
"20 Content Creators vs 1 Incel"
And it's just 20 OF bitches debating an Incel.
>>33400019No? I don't hate chad, same way as I don't hate anyone that wins the lottery
>>33399871>>33399876>>33399877>>33399883It was zero sugar Code Red. I can't get it where I'm at so I had to buy it from a reseller.
>>33400029No, I don't have the self esteem or the physical build for anyone to believe it.
Grok, activate goon mode.
>>33400034You would be the incel?
>>33400034I'd pretend to be na incel for that, because I wanna see those 20 hot sluts irl.
If they're all fat and ugly I wouldn't show up though.
Men, why is the idea of having a female friend whose not romantically interested in you such a horrifying prospect?
>>33400046It's just weird to have a bunch of female friends and be permasingle.
DEAD THREAD
Well I am going to take a bath and hopefully not fall asleep..
>>33400046It's not for me, I've had female friends in the past.
>>33400046I've tried, women will not let it happen
>>33399843I can talk pragmatics but I'm not normal in any sense so you guys ignore me and keep chugging theories.
>>33400036>I had to buy it from a reseller.They're even scalping diet soda? Damn, rich diabetics? It's that south park kfc episode all over.
>>33400046All of my IRL friends are women who aren't romantically interested in me
>>33400055Did you even read the post completely?
>>33400019I'd rather befriend him or something. Chad is not some kind of evil enemy. Also, I'm not sure what we could even debate - how easy or hard it is to get women? Doesn't matter. It might be easy for him, it might be hard for me; we're two different people and we likely don't look similar.
>>33400046What would be the point? No man wants to be single and it would be humiliating if you're single and she's fucking Chad and Tyrone. If she liked me, she would fuck me.
Would you rather be barely obese, or extremely underweight?
>>33400046Most of my friends and coworkers are women.
>>33400057Do you not live in a metropolitan area?
>>33399980you know how there's that thing where you can control your dreams? well i hope when that dream happens again, you get to show them a fraction of the fear you feel, they've had it coming and it's long overdue
>>33400060M
Being underweight is pretty nice. Other people, especially women, don't like this body type but it is easy to maintain and feed.
shiti gotta do laundry do the dishes do the grocery shopping clean the house water the plants buy cat food buy alcohol day drink day drink some more meal prep put that fucking table together wash the stairs wash myself cut my hair shit man FUCK I FORGOT THE CUCUMBERS
>>33400068>buy alcoholYou don’t have to do that
>>33400071DONT TLEL ME WHAT TO DO I CAN CONTROL MYSELF IM IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE I HAVE THE GUN
yeah you're right.
>>33400064I'm not her, but can read her posts.
>>33400034way better, we could talk about professional cameras, taxes and investments (since the OF girls are rich)
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>>33400060underweight every day
>>33400060i'm already extremely underweight
Women, how would you feel if the guy you were talking to listened to female asmr youtubers? Not like the sexualized ones with onlyfans but just the regular asmr artists that actually wear clothes.
>>33400060Barely obese for sure. It's extremely easy for me to stop eating. That's why I was underweight for so long.
I hated being underweight, that shit sucked.
>>33399812that's good to hear anon
Underweight people are extremely immature.
>>33400046It's fine. It's just that hanging out over time builds attraction. Any female friend of mine that isn't fat that I hangout with I'll eventually be attracted to as I learn more about them and create memories with them.
How much weight do I need for bone strength? Do calisthenics do anything for that?
Why do black women get cool Slavic names like Tanya and Natasha, and black men get cool Latin names like Julius and Apollo? My name is literally just Kevin.
>>33400089Isn't bone strength dictate by genrtics, but also how you eat like vitamins?
I got prescribed vit D supplements and in the description it says too much can cause bone issues.
>>33400091Do you wanna say how low?
Have you always been skinny?
I think it also matters at what age you are, e.g. growing up "normal" and becoming underweight in your 20s is less severe.
>>33400087There are plenty of mature people around. A lot of them are compulsive liars, manipulators, lazy as shit, with massive ego problems, irresponsible and rude. They consider themselves adults.
I have huge labia, bigger than I've ever seen in any of those body positivity vagina montages. I'm a virgin and barely masturbate so it's just natural bad luck. Should I look into surgery or will most guys not care?
>>33400092Nope, but I'd rather date a fat girl than an anorexic girl.
>>33400095in highschool i started to get very skinny.
>>33400101>body positivity vagina montages.Huh...
>>33400104How is it as an adult? Do you have somebody to help you with sticking to a good diet?
>>33400101F
Me too, guys won’t care
The surgery is super risky. If circumcision causes reduced sensation and nerve damage, imagine what removing your labia would feel like.
>>33400101Eh, a lot of guys who use "roastie" as an insult don't actually care about that. I've heard mixed things about labiaplasty, so if you were to get it, you'd need to make sure to get a good surgeon.
>>33400110>lot of guys who use "roastie" as an insult don't actually care about thatBesides, they most likely will never get to see one anyway.
>>33400080That's fine, I listen to some, too. I actually did ASMR on YouTube a little bit myself. I'd love to do it just for him, that'd be best case scenario, I think.
>>33400090Every Natasha I have ever met has been white
>>33400089>How much weightMax, but it's a bad idea. If you do dumbbell curls with your max daily, eventually you will cause microfractures that will heal and that could be considered bone training. But otherwise it's best to just hit heavy bags until it hurts too much to continue, that's how kickboxers do it.
>>33400119I just want to prevent osteoprosis
>>33400101>I'm a virgin and barely masturbateWhat the hell? Did you ride bikes a lot or...?
>>33400101F I’ve never heard of anyone getting surgery for that so probably not.
>>33400117>I actually did ASMR on YouTube a little bit myself. I'd love to do it just for himMarry me?
>>33400101Just get you a freak man that calls em angel wings or some shi. You're still lovely, femanon. *patpat*
>>33400125You wouldn't actually want to marry me, jokes aside.
>>33400123Are you retarded.
>>33400101M
Sadly I think a lot of guys will care.
>>33400123Anon, women are born with the potential of two looks, inny pussy or outtie pussy. It's not sex that does that, but puberty that grows them.
>>33400127I think the voice of a woman is severely underrated in sexual aspects. Genuinely, it gets me going more than nearly anything else. Especially being whispered and moaned into my ears.
>>33400106it's okay i guess, i tire out easily. it annoys me a little when people i know point out that i'm underweight but ik they're just worried. it was worse back in high school and college because guys would tell me they could easily break my arms or do shit to me
>Do you have somebody to help you with sticking to a good diet?no
>>33400101M
If I loved a girl it wouldn't really matter what her pussy looked like because it's
>herlabia, and I'll love it no matter what.
>>33400123i'm so confused by your train of thought
>>33400136Why did you greentext her?
>>33400125Some ladies also like to only take photos of themself for their man / boyfriend. If I knew my guy was into asmr, I would totally send him voice clips or let him listen to me on calls all day.
I think it would be sweet to fall asleep on the phone with my guy, if he wasn't sleeping next to me.
>>33400134Have you heard my voice ITT? Pretty sure I don't have a voice that suits ASMR. I assume that's a big part of why my channel didn't take off when I did it.
>>33400120Oh just for that. Do some curls, do whatever weight allows you to do 5 repetitions, then do that 5 times. Maybe take up running (outdoors, not a treadmill) too since that is hard on the leg bones, which will keep them strong.
>>33400123>>33400138NAG
"Roastie" as an insult is retarded because there is no anatomical connection between sex or straining and the length of the labia. It's entirely genetic. It's really funny that a bunch of autists use this insult, because as an autist I can't use it because I want to be anatomically correct when I use insults.
We should've stuck with 'cumdumpster' as the go-to insult for women.
>>33400141I’m a mom to a worm I found outside
>>33400135Have you been checked if it's a medical condition or the weakness comes from something like chronic fatigue syndrome?
I have heard from women who have that and also have been underweight for large stretches of puberty.
>no:(
>>33400140I'm always an avid exchanger of lewds and yes, that would be exactly what I wanted! But I might just be an extra horny bastard...
>>33400142If you are JH, then yes I have and I love your voice.
>>33400139stylistic choice to show how important
>sheis to me.
A decent number of anons do this ITT
>>33400149Why is she important to you
>>33400146push it through your vein.
My labia is also ugly so I just go full send. I have a full bush untouched butthole and whoever dares to enter is going at their own risk
>>33400151Why wouldn't she be important to him?
>>33400154Should get a "abandon hope, all ye who enter" sign tattoo'd down there kek
>>33400153That would kill us both
Men wouldn't give a shit about labia size if it wasn't for porn
>>33400147Oh, okay then. Glad you like it.
>>33400159I still feel boobs are different though
>>33400158give me worm, me give worm, worm give me, worm me give, give worm me.
>>33400138he's confused with broken hymen
>>33400159same with women and dick size
>>33400163Yeah because breast size can be observed by the general public
>>33400167But we can't choose our dick size. Girls can choose to keep their legs closed.
>>33400160I kept asking you if you would record something really lewd for me, but you never did... :(
>>33400171Sex doesn't change the size of labia though
>>33400171Incels choose to be incels
I learned a new word today.
>>33400175Really? Why do pornstars all get surgeries for their vaginas? If you use a hole enough, it gets loose.
I’m still sharing my location with my ex. I’m thinking of leaving my phone at home all week while I’m at work to make her think that I killed myself or something is terribly wrong so she’ll text me. Thoughts?
>>33400183NTA
Same reason they get breast implants anon,
>>33400183the labia aren't part of the hole you retard
>>33400183They don’t all get it, and not all women have big labia. And using a hole enough doesn’t make it permanently bigger
>>33400185She'll probably think youre on vacation
>>33400178What would that word be?
>>33400159It's aesthetically ugly, though. Tuck it in or cut it off.
>>33400172I'm more interested in nonsexual ASMR and blogging stuff. FSA is dead to me.
>>33400096Same but it's mostly zoomerettes, millennials, boomers that act that way, not all millennials, boomers and zoomers are that way but its certain ones that are like that.
>>33400167Women don't give a shit about dick size
>>33400200that's funny, because it sounds like an ugly word
>>33400194NTA
I'm curious, what are your thoughts on women who dislike uncircumcised penises?
>>33400194You got zogged, imagine having a beautiful woman, who desires you but you won't man up and fuck her because... she has... too much pussy?
damn are we all gonna watch the claymation pokemon show together?
>>33400200adding this to my word collection :)
>>33400210I'd tell her to get surgery.
>>33400159I thought a bigger labia is better for oral? Why are women so self-conscious about this?
>>33400213No. Just shut up and bend over.
>>33400219Because bigger labia have been called ugly and associated with promiscuity for years
>>33400219The men who call women "roasties" are obviously never going to go down on any of them. lol
Women, do you have trouble wanting men?
>>33399036If I'm staying in my current vocation, I'd like to WFH 3 days a week or so, in office 2, with flexibility so that if I want to take off and go to another country for a month (or permanently) I can. I don't really care about formality of clothing one way or the other in wearing it, but fancy clothing is a pain to clean, so I'd prefer casual so that laundry is easier. I also don't want them controlling what kind of computer I have, the software on it, or whether I update or not.
But my ideal job at the moment would be a dance teacher.
>>33400226Do you have a question that isn't from retarded MSM slop articles?
>>33400223And by who? A bunch of virgins* who don't understand how female anatomy works
*I don't use virgin as an insult here, I use virgin here because anyone who has repeatedly seen a vagina knows that's not how labia work, and obviously women will know how their own labia work
>refilling the bathtub with more hot water since you've been in it forever
Stat gender, do you do this?
I do and absolutely love it. Holy shit, just burn my skin off#
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>>33400226>acearo>heteronormative>heterofatalism>demisexual>reciprosexual
>>33400232M
I don't think I've had a bath in 15 years
>>33400234Those things are unrelated to this supposed "heterofatalism"
>>33400232I have a massive tub so it doesn't really cool down even when I lay in it for 90 minutes or more
>>33400230>I use virgin here because anyone who has repeatedly seen a vagina knows that's not how labia workDoes it matter? You develop taste after seeing many vaginas. My first gf still had the best innie vagina.
>>33400222B-but step brother!
>>33400239It does because I'm not calling the anon a virgin to insult him for his inability to get laid, I'm calling him a virgin because he's ignorant to how vaginas work.
I agree, I have a personal bias for innies but I'm not gonna break up with a girl for having an outie lol.
>>33399351If they were an antisemite, I'd put the book down immediately. Have done so in the past. If they were just a fascist, that's fine, I don't care, sounds good actually.
>>33400237NTA
It's still a madeup term that feminists use to describe some meaningless mundane thing
>>33399351F
Considering that I'm not a woke liberal, I already have to deal with separating art from the artist with just about everything else that I like, so this wouldn't be any different for me.
>>33400236Sad.
>>33400238Define "massive".
I was at a hotel once where the bathtub was HUGE, even for me as a tall guy. My tub is quite normal sized so I can't fully stretch in the water.
recollect me, darling, raise me to your lips
>>33400250Feminism is only associated with the LGBT movement. They're not directly related.
FWIW I have absolutely no idea what reciprosexual means but ace/aro, heteronormative, and demisexual all describe completely mundane things.
>>33399372KEK this looks hilarious
>>33400250>It's still a madeup termNTA
Guess what, all words are made up.
>>33399351M
You've got to be Ezra fucking Pound-tier before I start bothering with this stupid "separate the art from the artist" nonsense.
>>33400213you may now kiss the anon
>>33400046It's not?
But also, there isn't really a boundary for me. If I want to be friends with someone, I probably also think she's attractive, and I probably also enjoy her personality, and vice versa for all six directions. If I'm intentionally friendzoning her, it's probably for practical reasons. (Or, I suppose, if I'm not attracted to her, but then she's not much of a friend, even if she wants to be.)
Also, attraction does grow over time as the other anon said.
State gender
Wanna play DDR for 10 hours straight?
>>33400236For some reason lockdowns made me lapse into it more; I wouldn't plan to, but in the shower I'd get the urge to lie down and put the plug in. But the last time I had a full on bath, I don't remember
>>33400258Heteronormative is a word to complain about the "normalization" of heterosexuality, which seems like a weird thing to complain about given how at least 90% of people are straight
Really the term homonormative should be a thing. Way too much gay stuff.
>>33400210>imagine having a beautiful woman, who desires you but you won't man up and fuck her because... she has... too much pussy?That's a terrifying thought and would be a cruel joke by God. Everyone thinks you're happy with the beautiful woman, but they don't know you have to tolerate her gross roast beef sandwich at home.
>>33400253>Define "massive".I'm 6'4" and can almost lay down and deep enough to go up to my knees
>>33400261They're terms that were created to emphasize mundane issues that bored women complain about
>>33400296That's just your opinion.
>>33400296F
If I had never learned how to read I would have a boyfriend
>>33400288Heteronormativity is a word used to describe a phenomenon. You can complain about the phenomenon, or you can examine the phenomenon, or you can look at the history of the phenomenon, but either way it helps to have a name for the phenomenon.
Unexamined heteronormativity is how you get a gay man spending thirty years in a relationship with a woman because he thought their friendship was what other guys called "romance" and he thought that his non-sexual appreciation for her beauty was what other guys were referring to when they called someone sexy. And then he eventually realises all this and he's wasted his life and the life of the poor fucking woman who thought he loved her.
>>33400299How much of an issue is it that people who don't want to fuck exist and need their own label and flag?
How much of an issue is it that people who need a deep emotional connection to want to fuck exist and need a label and a flag?
It's all pointless bullshit
>>33400307>It's all pointless bullshitEspecially you being so triggered over it.
Forgot to put a tampon in
>>33400290>I had the perfect man but... but his balls were too big T__T like... yucK! his balls were just so big, like a bag of tangerines, how could I ever touch his cock with those things nearby?This is how you sound, you don't like pussy, you are gay
>>33400307The labels are just plain useful. People only get mad about them because they're mad about the people who use them.
>>33400300Because you read so much bad shit about and by men?
>>33400312NTA
I'm going to be real, I find massive balls to be pretty fucking gross.
>>33400307This nigga going to the market and his shopping list is:
>3 fluid>2 fluid>3 fruit>2 meat
>>33400319But that's because of what's in them right?
>>33400322No, it's because saggy balls are really gross and bigger balls are more likely to be saggy.
Do most men not like small boobs?
>>33400319They can be different sizes?
>>33400300literacy is and has always been a scam by seditious proto-stacies to remove competition for men
condolences, nona, for you fell victim to the grandest scheme of our times
>>33400329Yeah I know, I'm just replying to the guy who thinks that only lesbians are turned off by big balls.
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>>33400136This is a decent male.
>>33400326Nope. Why would they?
>>33400326I think most men would be a little disappointed if there's nothing there. But I mean nothing, not just below average.
>>33400326If you are relatively skinny otherwise, it can be really hot.
my previous gf had some trauma around oral sex so we never did it
now my now gf says she loves oral. haven’t eaten pussy in years so it will terrible regardless, but any pointers please? it will be obvious im an amateur but i want to try atleast. do i ask her for tips?
>>33400306You can't claim heternormativity is a social phenomenon when it is only used negatively
>>33400300how does that work
>>33400344>my previous gf had some trauma around oral sex so we never did itKek, he fell for it.
>>33400326I think it makes the lady cuter
Oral sex is weird and I'm not down with it. Things like that don't belong in the mouth.
>>33400310>>33400315You only need the label because you feel so insecure about yourself that you need to seperate yourself from those mean cis hetero normies or whatever
Or you're a leftist and you feel guilty about being a cis hetero normie or whatever
I wouldn't give a fuck about these labels if they weren't being pushed
>>33400326How small are we talking?
Most guys have a decent range of sizes that they like, and unless you're particularly small you're probably fine. Some guys prefer them, although they're not the majority - most guys do prefer larger.
Myself, I prefer small to medium, but not none. Just last night I was thinking to myself about how attractive this girl was, specifically her breasts, and she was probably one of the smaller sized girls in the room. That being said, my preference for size has increased as I've gotten older.
>>33400345>you can't claim racism is a social phenomenon when it is only used negatively
>>33400326Most men are indifferent to boob size ime.
>>33400351If both are shaved or at least trimmed, it's fine.
>>33400351I agree and I don't know how women do it but its pretty hot
>>33400353Stay on twitter if you can't handle people just talking?
You seem so artificially pressed about this.
>>33400353It's self evident why someone who cannot feel romantic love or sexual attraction may want a term to describe this massive departure from what's expected.
I was absolutely correct when I said you aren't mad about the labels, you're just mad about the people who use them.
>>33400326Liking big boobs =/= disliking small boobs
>>33400332A P P R O V E D
>>33400300How would you read the map to get to the date tho
>>33400351blame the French
>>33400355See you're gonna claim this but the modern academic discourse on racism has taken and twisted it to incorporate so much bullshit I would have just stayed clear of it
>>33400363It's a desperate need to feel self-important
>>33400344>my previous gf had some trauma around oral sex so we never did itdoes this mean someone forced it on her? how does one develop trauma about a type of sex?
Why are we getting tumblrfags?
Is it just being in Yuro hours?
>>33400382What are these numbers supposed to mean? Use real, scientific units of measurement (ie bee stings, melons, gazongas)
>>33400386it means very flat
Men and women, how well off would we be if there was a spell that gave us all a magic label attached to our names describing our romantic and sexual condition:
ie.
Used like new
Barely used
Gently used
Well used
Somewhat worn
Greatly worn
Vigorously worn
Completely worn
etc.
>>33400288This. As a dumb kid you think "why is the world so mean to gay people? we should reorient society to their needs!"
Then as an adult you realize "oh shit, we fucked everything up completely, since... now the world is antithetical to 90% of people's needs and we're literally going to go extinct"
>>33400388M
Society would flourish
>>33400389how are we going extinct exactly?
>>33400389as a dumb kid I never had the slightest problem being mean to gay people
>>33400389everytime I see another TV show with like, 3 gay couples and 2 polycells in it I just cringe
>>33400382Would you let me fold and throw you onto the bed?
>>33400393Birth rates are near collapse
Not just in the west but everywhere
The jeets and nigs are gonna experience population decline in 30 years
>>33400382Probably below where a lot of men would like. It's on the low end for my range.
But size isn't a dealbreaker for most, and if you hope your partner thinks you're perfect in every way you're probably misguided. There'll probably be something your partner doesn't like about you. There's no use worrying about it. Worry about the things you can (reasonably) change instead.
>>33400388M
It wouldn't change much. Maybe even more hatecrimes bc of it
>>33400388Pointless to think about since it will never happen
Life isn't a video game
>>33400389Gosh you are such a drama queen and professional victim.
>>33400388How about ages instead? And maybe relationship status? That'd be much more important to me.
>>33400393you know how low 1.00 birthrate is?
100 people have 50 kids, 50 have 25, 25 have 12, 12 have 6, 6 have 3
that's 5 generations to watch us disappear.
and we're already on the 2nd or 3rd generation (depending on your country).
>>33400386Enough to grab but they don’t move much
doesn't seem like a problem to me
>>33400414Maybe you're right.
>Everyone is dead or gone. This story is over.>Perhaps someone else will find a use for the ruins of this place.
>>33400388If my grandmother had wheels shed be a car
>>33400417Who gives a shit
When you die for all intents and purposes the universe will cease to exist anyway
>>33400417the Amish will inherit the earth
>>33400424Niggas never gonna make it out of Compton.
Anybody who thinks birth rates will stay low forever and humanity will just go extinct is retarded
>>33400404that's incredibly unimaginative.
the question probes what people value in relationships in terms of presenting transparency or presenting with lies, it probes what people think about in regards to past relationships or sexual history
it doesn't have to be a real possibility for the question to explore something about the way people think
>If you had one wish where you could wish for anything, what would wish for?>"This is pointless to think about since it will never happen. Life isn't a video game."
>>33400424I can't wait for the Amish vs Taliban vs Haredim world war in 2109
>>33400428so true bestie they have no creativity
>>33400429>why won't you take my stupid nonsensical scenario seriously ;_;
>>33400351Agreed, it belongs in the throat
>>33400428Do you think scientists are gonna find a cure for feminism? Based if true. Do you have any ideas for avenues of research?
>>33400428yeah women gonna go hard bogging up and making babies to compete when the men start charging up their new waifubots
>>33400436NTA
Buddy, you don't have to be a feminist to not be interested in having kids. Shocking, but true.
>>33400440>Implying women aren't also having their own husbando botsWhy do moids continue to live in this delusion?
>>33400436Feminism isn't causing the low birth rate. Life is simply too easy right now. Once there are too few people to support the system, and the world falls back into suffering, poverty and wanton violence, the birth rates will improve
>>33400428Birth rates will drop, longevity of age will increase, we’ll reach the replacement line. If we can sort out climate change ofc
>>33400445want to watch our sexbots swing?
>>33400433that never happened bud you just look like an idiot
>>33400446Probably is birth rates are falling in the third world too
>>33400430Don't forget the Mormons
>>33400445cause I've seen the AI try to draw men and I know the horny chinks working on the robotics tech means there's absolutely no chance the husbando bots will be done before men collectively check out when they unpack their full-feature waifubots
>>33400447Climate change is being solved
Problem is that everyone wants to be extra about it
Should have been obvious from how everyone responded during Covid particularly in the US
>>33400451this guy is brazillian btw I just know
>>33400458Bro, just go to chub.ai, there are plenty of female users and husbando AI bots already being made.
>>33400451It's kinda 50/50 on goth/emo/alt chicks wanting a guy with a similar style and wanting to shine next to their ordinary looking partner.
did namefags move elsewhere
Men
Is it an ick if a woman watches interracial porn?
>>33400463No, I've just been very distracted by Mario Kart.
>>33400464Why would it be?
>>33400464if it's not my race+her race it's super ick
>>33400464Depends what the races are, but probably.
WMXF, no.
BMWF or BMAF, yes, extreme ick.
Otherwise, it's a little bit of an ick but not too bad.
Your boyfriend just got fired and is being replaced by my N8N workflow. Sorry (not sorry) femanon.
>>33400463I think they just congregate towards the late night instead. I notice that the mornings, when I post, I'm like the only namefag on.
>>33400428We have 8 billion people and most of that exponential rise came from the past 100 years how is this even a concern. I think we can. Afford to lose a few pajeets
>>33400463>>33400470It's work hours for Americans.
>>33400464No, on one hand it's probably a good sign for her sex drive if she watches any porn at all
But on the other hand if she watches sissy BBC hypno KARA BOGA I'm gonna be disappointed
>>33400470In which time zone us this based off of?
>>33400473Wait then who are the people here???
>>33400473Anyone who doesn't post while at work is crazy.
>>33400473>implying that stops us
>>33400476>usi meant is goddamn it.
>>33400464White man non white woman okay
Non white man white woman not okay
>>33400461until any of it is more effective than her showerhead and personal journaling it doesn't mean a single hoot
women still at home alone with their cats
>>33400464if it's her race my race
jk I'm biracial so it honestly doesn't matter to me
UPDATE
>>33398459It was a tranny
I hate my life
>>33400489well he was 5'2" he did the most realistic thing he could do with his life by trooning out let's be honest.
>>33398836I've known guys that play mind games with their gfs just to keep them on the hook
It's actually quite terrifying
how do i get a man to want to buy me pokemon za and possibly a switch 2
i never learned the art of making men buy everything for me
>>33400489Just get your /d/ on and bang the hell out of her.
Trust me, it will be more enjoyable than the rest of your struggle to try to find a decent woman on dating apps.
>>33400496uhhhh husbandobots are coming don't worry they'll replace men for you
>>33400496First of all, be a woman.
Second, spread legs.
>>33400498bots can't give me money
>>33400499but other women can have men throw money at them without ever fucking them. how do i do that
>>33400490faggot
>>33400497omg super faggot
>>33400496I bought a girl I liked a switch and some games a few years back
She was really sweet to me and told me about how her studies are going, and her thoughts on things like how she'd run the world, or what her religious beliefs are since she was sort of coming up with her own
It doesn't take much honestly
>>33400502what its a wet hole
>>33400501gotta learn to farm orbiters, either in-person or IRL
>>33400501If you had the visuals for it, you wouldn't need to ask.
>>33400504>>33400507>>33400509genuinely why are men like this
>>33400464If thats the tag she looks for, yeah kinda
Anything race related like interracial or raceplay feel weird to me, idk why
>>33400512It's a transaction on a free market.
>>33400512why not? It worked well for like 100,000 years, you bring a girl pretty rocks and mammoth bones and then get married to her.
>>33400517that's probably... that's probably not how it worked
My ex is out of the mental hospital and texting me AGAIN. This time about how I was too straight for her for only liking girl groups...
>>33400512Well, the girl I was talking to made it seem like we had a romantic future, so she definitely had me on the hook.
I considered her a long distance gf but apparently it was never reciprocated
Could have been a guy for all I knew honestly, I was and still am desperately lonely, and she was so smart and sweet
>>33400512weird I think the most I've ever spent on a girl I wasn't dating was $20 on a birthday gift
>>33400519or 2000 foreskins of the enemies of your people, i don't remember how those stories went though
>>33400521>Could have been a guy for all I knew honestlyso i don't even need to use my looks? wtf where do i talk to men like you
>>33400519No, she went to the "single men" cave, hooked up with them and then one of them knocked her up and had to keep her. Clearly that's what happened. Instead of Tinder, women had casual sex in caves.
NTA
>>33400525Here.
Though anybody who is nlt completely retarded will ask for proof.
>>33400493Maybe trannies also lie about their age.
>>33398447 (OP)>go on OkCupid>like and intro 10000 women>finally got a match>she says she accidentally liked me
>>33400528but how would you buy me vidya on here
>>33400520LOL
I remember I was talking to this korean-american chick in like 2013 and she found out I listened to kpop (I'm a sc2fag) and she was like "wait... do you like guy kpop, or girl kpop?" like liking girl kpop was a bad thing. I had seen Oldboy at this point, so I assumed the "jacks off to kpop" is a real stereotype and explained I had limited exposure to kpop from starcraft broadcasts then showed her a guy kpop MV they played to cover my tracks.
>>33400464Yes, but it's an ick if a woman watches porn at all really
>>33400465>>33400466>>33400468>>33400474>>33400484>>33400487>>33400514>>33400518Assume she has a handful of favorite female pornstars, one of whom looks a lot like her, and gets off to their scenes regardless of content.
>>33400531You... move to some private place for talking.
Ok serious question, what's your IQ? You don't seem the brightest.
>>33400489I don’t see the problem
>>33400535As long as she's satisfied with me, I don't really care what she watches.
>>33400535that's a new one. But not bad at all. As long as she doesn't have an NTR fetish or a thing for being taken by a different guy every week
>>33400459That’s like saying hunger is solved we just need to do it. It’s the doing part that goes tits up every time
>>33400535So if they do more interracial content, then that's what she watches?
>>33400536idk ive never taken a test... besides those online tests but those always give you 120+ to make you feel smort
>met girl on Friday
>goes well, hug her goodbye
>for some stupid reason I didn't ask her for her number
>immediately regret it
>found her instagram a few days later
Ladies, should I add her and honestly say I regretted not exchanging contact info or just pretend like I didn't make a mistake, add her and ask her out?
>>33400535>not sure if JH
>>33400536>can't recognize high iq girls being cutesy to feel better when they're down
>>33400525I met her on /r9k/ so maybe there
Lonely guys are easy to manipulate if you have the conscience for it. It does lasting damage after all
>>33400528She did send me a voice clip tbf
>>33400531We talked on Telegram then she added the stuff to her Amazon wishlist so it was anonymous
>>33400535I'd strongly prefer if she avoided the interracial ones (given the preferences) but if the reason is because of the woman it's... not the end of the world I guess... Still pretty gross though.
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>>33400548JH wouldn't be insecure about watching interracial porn, silly.
>>33400535If its just for the actresses that's different, like I said its moreso the interest in the tag that's offputting to me, but if her search terms are the actress thats different
>>33400551but what if the lonely guy ends up doxxing or stalking me
>>33400551>We talked on Telegram then she added the stuff to her Amazon wishlist so it was anonymousbut wouldn't you know her address?
>>33400546Anyway, what do you think you have to offer in return?
>>33400549Doesn't work that well on 4chan when you appear to be very lazy.
>>33400548>>33400554>implying I even watch porn enough to know pornstars
>>33400535Based. I see myself as the big black niggas plapping tiny lil white hoes too
>>33400524>>33400527it was unlikely to be either of these things
humans are very social
pre-neolithic people still lived in tribe-sized communities
in those tribe sized communities the most likely organization is a patriarchal hierarchy.
I mean, it's just monkeys
in which case any mating and partnering is at least as equally complex as the most complex of any species of monkey if not a good deal more, specifically as child-rearing is such an expensive and difficult endeavor for humans
presenting rocks or bones almost certainly had very little impact compared to status in the tribe hierarchy, what family prospective mates were from, and so on
>>33400559>Anyway, what do you think you have to offer in return?interaction with a human female? i just want men to buy stuff for me with 0 effort...
>>33400555Like everything in life, it's okay in moderation.
>>33400564Good luck.
At least with how lazy you are, you probably won't break any hearts. lmao
>>33400560all you need to know is we all imagine you looking like Samantha Cruuz
>>33400566women do this kind of thing all the time though... how come it's ok when they're lazy
>>33400535It's hard to answer this when you aren't white, because there's so much porn with white guys that I simply don't care about the guy's race.
>>33400558>but what if the lonely guy ends up doxxing or stalking meThat's a legit risk yeah
I never did it though, my conscience is too strong to do anything that will make someone I like afraid of me
I actually went further and warned her about stuff she told me about that I could use for stuff like that, so I tried to teach her how to be safer
>but wouldn't you know her address?No, Amazon wishlists allow you to purchase the items on it without knowing the person's address, or at least they used to idk if they still do it that way
>>33400532I've learned to never discuss kpop around female westernized Koreans because they are all narcissistic super feminists who will accuse you of being an incel just for listening to a girl group.
>>33400496>>33400509>visualsNah, I know an obese 40 year old single mother who has guys spending on her like crazy. She's very talkative and flirty and likes to talk about lewd shit. There are much prettier single girls in my circles but the fat goblina dominates male attention because she's fun and attainable and they all think they're a hair's breadth from getting laid.
>>33400564if you want to get worshipped with 0 effort you have to be hot
ugly girls have to talk about nerdy hobbies and pretend to like the guy and stuff
>>33400580>She's very talkative and flirty and likes to talk about lewd shit.Yeah but this femanon seems incredibly lazy, after "hi" she would probably immediately ask for gifts.
You cqn only do that if you are attractive in some way and show it off.
>>33400159I don't give a shit about labia size regardless of porn
>>33400565in what situation is it good like do people do it randomly
>>33400588women wish porn influenced our desires, lmao
we'd think tattooes and STDs are hot
Listen, gang. I tried. I really tried. But this show fucking sucks.
And I like queer media, animation, and musicals.
>>33400580>>33400581what do men consider fun and nerdy
>>33400486Yeah, foids are already crying about men not approaching. Once sexbots hit the market, foids will lose a lot of orbiters overnight. Sex to men is what attention is to females.
>>33400593thank god you said it sucks, when i saw the photo i thought it was going to be a fanatic
Women- You get 3 week honeymoon with "dream guy"
At end of honeymoon, you go back to your life and he's gone forever.
You have no other way to be with dream guy.
Do you accept?
>>33400594video games, anime, science, sci-fi, fantasy, technology
cars, sports, motorcycles, outdoorsy stuff if you're a tomboy
>>33400046It's not, most of my friends have been women. I'm generally not interested in staying friends after a rejection though because my feelings are very strong and it takes me a long time to get over them even when not around the girl. If I'm around her its not only going to take longer but it will cause even more emotional pain for much longer
>>33400592I do think tattoos are hot
Not STDs though
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33400598My dream guy is a woman with burn scars, red skin, horns, sharp teeth, muscles, and a British accent.
>>33400600>video games, anime, science, technologyi've talked about all of these things on here and no one's ever simped for me
>>33400486>>33400595>Point out that women are also interested in AI husbandos>Nahh, we're just gonna ignore that and keep circlejerking to our fantasy
>>33400608Based Karlach enjoyer
>>33400611I probably have you just didn't know it
>>33400598No? I’ll wait for the other dream guy
>>33400608ok that's fine but for you I'm upgrading the penalty to "he's gone forever" to "he's gone and you're ALONE forever"
Do you accept?
>>33400593I don't watch anime shit but this guy covered a song from it and it's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CkcsovXZv8
>>33400611You haven't while also posting selfies, not that I'm saying you should do that
>>33400608>>33400618Just go to hell with her
>>33400598Yes if he'll really be one of the actual vidya men I fantasize about and not just some real generic husband material guy
>>33400611because they assumed you have a hairy dick 100%
gotta add how you're also a cute girl
>>33400616ok will you buy me pokemon legends za switch 2 edition now
>>33400621yeah that's too scary for me
>>33400624but i always address moids in my posts, they should figure i'm the opposite gender
>>33400617Ah, the precious princess waiting for prince charming approach, afraid to ruin her availability. I see, I see
>>33400623Deal made
>>33400567Post her picture now.
>>33400625You're getting to be tedious, reminding me of kittenposter.
What do women even want out of men like me?
>>33400625>ok will you buy me pokemon legends za switch 2 edition nowNo you've thoroughly deterred me from caring about you with this soulless behavior
>>33400618>Do you accept?I have to masturbate first. I don't want to make any decisions before I have post-nut clarity.
>>33400622>Just go to hell with herI legit would
>>33400636>I legit wouldSame
I always do in my playthroughs
She's worth it
>>33400632>>33400634at least im soulless upfront, i dont like stringing people along
do men really want women to pretend to fuck them long enough to drain their wallet?
>>33400642What part of you having nothing to offer do you not get?
>>33400633What do men want out of women like me? Most people have similar wants/needs/desires.
>>33400633wojakposters? absolutely nothing
>>33400633Foids want non-Chads to die alone and just be wageslaves.
>>33400642there are plenty of men that have done and do the same to women. lets be real.
>>33400646women who talk to you just long enough for you to give them something and then leave offer you nothing either. they might as well have been a chatbot but men think that's worth it for some reason ?
>>33400642>do men really want women to pretend to fuck them long enough to drain their wallet?No I don't want that, I want it to be genuine, but I have no way of knowing if she's just really good at pretending
Soulless people should be quarantined
>>33400657You are either retarded or just trolling.
Either way, I am done replying to you.
Yea, I’m thinking my hard earned money is going towards a Switch 2 and the new Pokemon
>>33400657My last boyfriend left me after he got a real job, so I wouldn't know about this.
>>33400660>but I have no way of knowing if she's just really good at pretendingif she was ever actually interested in you she would have said something sooner. i think men are just dense or in denial
>>33400664I can't think of a more uninteresting, yet overpriced thing to buy in gaming currently.
Men I just got scammed out of $200 to repair a $50 purse because I was too scared to say no. should I commit a suicide?
>>33400661hit too close to home huh
>>33400673thats why i'm not paying for that shit
oh my god his wife is cute and he's cute too i'm so jealous i hate everything ihat eyeverone
>>33400677You probably spend more than that on new clothes that you don't need on a biweekly basis. It's not a big deal.
>>33400677No. You should learn from your mistakes and find a husband.
>>33400683I buy like one shirt a year and I was told this repair would be $30 I could buy four new purses with $200
>>33400686Why didn't you remind them of what they initially said?
You probably want a STONG man who doesn't let others walk over him, too.
>>33400670She called me a pet name and we talked about relationship stuff and a future together
>>33400678alternating paying for dates is nice or sharing costs is a good idea (ie you buy movie theatre date / she buys dinner or vice versa)
handmade gifts are always best. money should be irrelevant when showing interest.
>>33400664Happy 10. Birthday!
>>33400677I coulda fixed it for the cost of raw materials
>>33400664Don’t. Underperforming handheld with extremely expensive controllers that break within months. And have you seen the state or Pokémon games? It looks like those free games on steam that a 14yo wannabe dev threw together.
You will regret it if you spend actual money on this.
>>33400693did she ever say that she loved you and was your girlfriend
>>33400695we're talking about women who show interest with the intent of milking men's finances, not an actual relationship
>>33400633Nothing. Lets just agree to leave each other alone.
>>33400677Sounds a little radical
>>33400703>did she ever say that she loved you and was your girlfriendShe said she loved me but not that she was my girlfriend
She didn't deny it or say anything at all that would imply she considered herself single
>>33400685No one is going to want me after this
>>33400691I’m trying to cancel it I walked in there and thought it was going well until I walked out and saw my receipt
>>33400699But you didn’t and won’t
>>33400709>But you didn’t and won’tI still would if we were frens
>>33400709>until I walked out and saw my receipt Don't you look before you swipe the card?
>>33400713Tell me how i can fix it
I feel lightheaded I’m going to try and cancel. That’s so much money
>>33400708>She didn't deny it or say anything at all that would imply she considered herself singlethat's how they get you...
>>33400627Perfect fairytale romance or non at all. Either way I win, hehe
>>33400714It was one of those tap to pay squares I didn’t see the price anywhere
>>33400633Apparently, a Switch 2 and the Pokémon game.
>>33400677Meh, it's annoying but it's only $200, no need for drastic action over such a small amount. Most people have been scammed in one way or another, or will eventually.
>>33400630just imagine that's a lab coat
>>33400717Nta but even paying 30 bucks to fix a 50 bucks bag is unreasonable
Idk why you thought paying someone else an hourly wage to do something using overpriced materials would not be expensive af
Post a pic of the damage and cancel asap before they start working on it
>>33400717I don't know what's wrong with it tho I just have confidence in my abilities to fix things especially textile related
Was the repair already completed? You should be able to if so
>>33400726>small amount Anon I’m so poor I can’t be spending this kind of money on a patch repair for a thrifted bag
>>33400727>tall>fat tits>straight hairNo. That ain't me.
>>33400721Its very mean and hurtful and I wish they would stop
>>33400642we want to go back in time to before this nightmare world
>>33400717that's what you get for not getting scammed in runescape when you were young
>>33400730It’s leather I don’t know anything about leather repair
>>33400731No I just dropped it off and am going to go back and see if I can stop them/get a refund
It’s a torn chap where the straps are attached
>>33400739so what was even done, they replaced that part?
>>33400738What is runescape
>>33400742They wanted to replace both sides which is fine but $212. Am I crazy, am I being cheap? Isnt that a lot, even for a cobbler?
>>33400739>It’s a torn chap where the straps are attached200 for that?? They better give you back your money that's obscene, I was expecting a combination of lining/zipper issues or something
>>33400724Women are propping up the economy because they're simply so scammable.
>>33400746I’m lightheaded right now lol
>>33400747I’m usually so good with these things I don’t know what happened to me
>>33400747Incels are going women be shopping while buying every female anime figure and want nothing more than to spend their rent money on 40k
>>33400735you can straighten your hair, right? or she can leave it curled
it's the smile that counts anyway
>>33400750>I’m lightheaded right now lolI've been in a similar position with a mechanic but only saw they changed the price after the repair
So please get this scammy repair place to give you back your money and purse
Hell I'd make you a purse for less than that, just on principle at this point
>>33400743sounds a bit pricey but in general its cheaper to buy a new bag than repair an existing one :\
>>33400743>What is runescapeYou aren't old enough to post here
>>33400755Straightening your hair damages it. Both chemicals and heat.
>>33400771does braiding it like that hurt? It always looks like it would give you the craziest tension headache
>>33400756What if they refuse
>>33400757I didn’t expect it to be this much
>>33400779i would expect it to be like 100, 200 is kind of crazy
>>33400779>What if they refuseThreaten a chargeback through your bank?
>>33400752Despite that, the figurine and miniature industry is barely valued at 10 billion USD. Meanwhile, pic related is driven by women's spending.
>>33400755You just want to associate me with her because you like the porn she's in, I bet.
>>33400785It’s such a small piece of leather and easily removable. They got me good.
>>33400786Okay
>>33400814>OkayKeep me posted
>>33400838I got the refund. Thank Jesus. If I had a husband and he saw I had spent $200 on that he would have beat my ass and I wouldve deserved it
>>33400849If I was your husband I'd have fixed it for you so this never would have happened
Don't feel too bad though its so unbelievably common for repair places to scam
>>33400854Thank you. I don’t know how these places stay in business
>>33400867People that spend more than $200 on a purse instead of $50
>>33400792nah i don't really watch porn, i never liked seeing any other guy bang a girl i like
i remember her cause she's afro-latina and looks like she's having a lot of fun, she's super horny sex is great, and everything is gonna be alright
>>33400886Being flattered by being compared to a pornstar feels like I'm being tricked.
>>33400882I guess
But they listed on their menu that strap repair was like $30
Who do they think I am
>>33400892just imagine we're hippies in 1971, imagining that one day sex is gonna be free and equal and fun and everyone is gonna be happy, and "nymphomaniac porn actress" would be a respectable thing to be, just like a great singer with a beautiful voice
>>33400898Did you confirm that with them? If not I wouldn't assume replacing both chaps counts as strap repair to a shop
>>33400928I did not that’s how I ended up in the predicament
>>33400931Yeah so you gotta consider that most places are super literal and want to nickel and dime
That menu item was probably listed that way for exactly the reason you fell for, torn chaps seem like they'd be way more common and the average person probably thinks the same way you did
I would too if you hadn't had this issue to make me really think about it
>>33400919this is what they took from us
>>33400919It's so fucked up that I wish I could be that free. My therapist says I'm repressed though, even though I'm so sex-positive on the internet and by myself and all that.
>>33400951Two hundred dollars
>>33400388People aren't objects, smelly incel.
>>33400428Nah. It'll happen because that's my prayer.
finally back from the shopping