Thread 33399082

I just moved somewhere and my sister visited today and she told me my bedroom was terrifying. It's a mix between crypt, science study, art museum, and national socialist room. I then realized that yeah there's no way I can bring a young woman in here. Am I just totally fucked? Pic semi related it's not nearly this extreme w NS symbology but it is there. Does there exist a woman who would put up with this or even like it?

>>33399082 (OP)
but then my bedroom is a natural extension of myself - so it's like the same as asking does there exist a woman who would be attracted to an extremely intense, ideological, nerd weirdo

>>33399082 (OP)
If you want to be a soulless beta bending over backwards trying to avoid "the ick", go peruse reddit for bedroom ideas. If not, stop being a fag and just bee urself.

Do you even know what national socialism meant to the germans?

>>33399101
yeah but being myself means that im most likely never going to reproduce because women will be repulsed by my true self. I mean how on earth could I possibly bring a woman into a space like this without her freaking out and calling the police?

>>33399106
Ideally you'll be looking for a girl that likes you in spite of or because of your eccentricities and quirks. Failing that, you can at least take pride in being who you are.

Or you could just normalfag out in a desperate attempt to get between some basic stacy's legs. Up to you.

>>33399106
Deserved you retarded ass dork

Got an easy fix for ya.
> Stock up on canned beans and cabbage.
> Eat beans and cabbage nonstop.
> After a week, invite your sister back over.
> Close the door.
> Lock any windows.
> Say “Welcome to my gas chamber”.
> Fart so hard you die.

>>33399190
they have proven on myth busters even with multiple people farting constantly you can't even fill up one small room with enough gas to hurt anyone

>>33399241
If you are in the mythos, explaining is unnecessary. If you are outside of it, explanation will do you no good.

>>33399259
KEK, you're just as bad as the Nazis of the time who didn't understand what national socialism meant and ran it into the ground

>>33399279
enlighten me or pound sand, faggot

>>33399286
National socialism arose out of the German people's historical being coming into realization that rhe world is meaningless and they needed to pave way into creating a new beginning through poetry, philosphy, and state.

You're incapable of knowing what it truly stood for outside of parading it like it were a sports team, which is exactly why the movement fell to begin with.

>>33399302
You don't know me or my thoughts at all you retard

This isn't OP's bedroom retards. I've literally seen this exact room years ago on a woahjak edit.

>>33399305
You are not a German during the movement, you can't be a Nazi no matter how hard you try to seem like you are, retard.

>>33399317
ok at this point you should just kill yourself because what the fuck are you even talking about

>>33399320
Exactly. Go read Heidegger

>>33399316
>>33399082 (OP)
>Pic semi related it's not nearly this extreme w NS symbology but it is there.

>>33399082 (OP)
Well why do you even worry, you aren't going to get any woman to agree to visit your bedroom in the first place

>>33399082 (OP)
Not even joking op I’d fuck you if I knew you irl I think this is rad.

>>33399513
I have lots of military memorabilia myself

>>33399082 (OP)
>Wants to avoid the ick
I for one want to ick maxx. Thanks for the rec. I should get some alt right shit for my room.

My goal is to have every edgy and controversial flag in my bedroom.
Nazi flag, Gadsden flag, Confederate flag (I'm not american), ISIS flag, the original Sardinian flag with the four blindfolded Moors, Imperial Japanese flag. Then pose in front of it wearing a MAGA cap, my ski mask and an old rifle.
Who needs women anyway?

>>33399082 (OP)
You don't have anything from the Allied side?

>>33399299
so out of Nietzsche?

>>33399082 (OP)
You're the type of retard who lost it when women said they'd choose the bear
>Am I just totally fucked?
Yes you fucking tard the fact that you even have to ask if you're fucked or not alone makes you totally fucked
>>33399101
>it's actually CHAD to be a weird, offputting loser
Beyond parody

>>33400272
The bear is an amazing filter, girls instantly reveal their level of oversocialization.

>>33399082 (OP)
You're going to date a Jewish girl and drop your ideology because she will show you true love. This is prophecy.

>>33400367
Not how it works.
t. dated a jeeta, made her all the -ists and -phobes you can think of.

>>33400272
>>it's actually CHAD to be a weird, offputting loser
People that are genuine and not embarrassed to be who they are are generally more interesting than the sort of people that apologize for themselves and fret over being called a weirdo. You won't make as many friends, but it's a better life imo.

>>33400379
It's exactly how it's going to work. Hitler survived to be married to a nagging Jewish woman and then he shot himself. That's exactly how it works.

>>33400631
>People that are genuine and not embarrassed to be who they are
This is for things like being really into swimming, or model trains, or weird electronic music. It's not for things like getting memed into retarded political faggotry from an obscure Mongolian imageboard best known for child pornography lmao

>>33400663
Sounds like commie seething desu.

>>33399666
how's being 15?

>>33400672
he's 100% right and you're just coping. you've accepted you're going to be a virgin for the rest of your existence so you've given up on being rational or logical in your life. which is why you just pick out a random buzzword from your word bank ("commie") when arguing.

>>33400681
Didn't know we had a psychologist in the house

>>33400688
i dabble in it and i'm always 100% correct so it's best i share my diagnoses

>>33400751
forgot my trip sorry

>>33399082 (OP)
Yeah man, you'll scare a girl off if you bring her into a room with that level of ideological weirdness. Imagine if you went into a girl's bedroom and saw a colonizer pride flag and one of those, "In this house, WE BELIEVE" signs on her wall.

You can have based decor and think Nazis are cool, or whatever, but when it comes to interacting with other people in the real world you gotta tone it down to in-jokes and dog whistles. If some chick sees a Kekistan flag in your room and you have to explain it's kind of an internet joke, she's not gonna run away, but if you openly display swastikas, more than the ideology itself, it says, "I am an ideologically captured chronically online zealot".

>>33399509
This is true - like I said in my reply to my own post; my room is a natural extension of myself so if she doesn't like my room she's not going to like me either.
>>33399513
I don't want to "fuck" I want a wife
>>33399675
No
>>33400367
Nope
>>33400820
There aren't like swastika flags but there is a bust of Hitler and lots of NS era books but the vibe of the whole room is just intense and creepy to women.

>>33401069
>I don't want to "fuck" I want a wife
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S LE BAD OK CHUD
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX AND LET THE SOCIETY DEGRADE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33399082 (OP)
You are mega based, anon.
Frankly, you won't find a woman that's going to get it. You'll have to convert her, essentially, but that's in their nature.

>>33401069
>Nope
Yep. Shalom, friend. You're going to be part of the tribe.

>>33399785
Kind of I guess. Nietzsche did not believe in this. Nietzsche's Will to Power is a selfish individual willing. Nietzsche was just explaining how the modern world is without God and why it is meaningless. The Germans saw this and pushed for a way to go through the modern world as it allows them to step into truth and push into a new beginning.

>>33401205
Holy Fuck... Anon Is "Le Mega Based..." Holy FUCKING SHIT HE'S "MEGA BASED..." Jesus Christ...

>>33401392
Did Jesus Christ pop out of the sky and help you?
Maybe if you pray extra hard god will help you understand basic hyperbole

>>33399082 (OP)
You made your bed; now lie in it. Alone.

You might find a woman who shares your obsession with the most hated regime of the 20th century. But I don't like your chances.

>>33399082 (OP)
Surrounding yourself with such idolatry is a sign of insecurity, OP, in every case not just NatSoc memorabilia. If someone has anime posters all over his walls, it doesn't make anime cringe, it makes him seem obsessed. Likewise, reactionary symbology doesn't say anything about the ideology but everything about your current philosophy. Nobody likes NatSoc this much, unless it is very pertinent to them. Not even Hitler had flags covering every wall of his office. It's just not appealing. It's ugly and obsessive. This is a sign of insecurity, and that gives everyone the ick.

Don't change your beliefs, just be a bit more charismatic about it. A small, cool Nazi-object on your desk would suffice. Remove all those flags, those jackets, and just have a cool swastika on your desk. It suffices. Any girl would ask, you could say it's your fidget spinner or your self defense shuriken in case of a home invasion, make them interested and then download all your shit onto them later.

Become a man and grow out of the insecurity. Pic in the OP is the room of a secret BBC gooner coping, not a real NatSoc.

>>33399085
yes she exists i think ur room is cool. i am insane and desastrous though

>>33401607
wait i didn't read the nazi shit. not cool

>>33401563
Reread my OP I didn't say my room is like the pic related I just have a few glimpses of NS symbology like a couple busts and a couple NS era statues and lots of German books from the 1930s and 40's
OK yeah Ill just have to be more charismatic IG

>>33399082 (OP)
How about putting image of your room, it's image board after all.

>>33401668
No Im not going to do that

>>33401672
Why not I posted mine many times but I'm dull so there's nothing to be really seen.

hot

>>33399082 (OP)
if you're hot the girls wont care

>>33402869
I've never met or spoke to a normal adult woman who dated a hot nazi.

>>33399082 (OP)
I mean this is more gay and faggy and lame than anything, the room I'm talking about, and you too for that matter, but if you ever get a girl just act like it's not even there and it might just work!

>>33399082 (OP)
POST SCAT ON VARIOUS BOARDS and make jannies lives a living hell.

>>33400820
whats the context of that picture?
my boomer dad started telling me that obamas wife was actually a guy or something with no context and refused to explain further in the middle. i thought he finally developed dementia

>>33400272
I choose the bvll

>>33399082 (OP)
They are out there! I'm a cute cool girl attracted to my bf and he has all sorts of "crazy" books on his bookshelf. Like Mein Kampf, Behold A Pale Horse, and Pawns In The Game. Be wise as serpents! Find you a girl from the South... NC and below...

There's a reason Patton said "we fought the wrong enemy" but Hitler still had the Socialism part wrong. Socialism is just Communism for slow learners. Communism is Satanic kikery.

>>33406393
Whoever created this image is definitely a seething fat faggot trying to own people online for calling him fat