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Previously on ATOGA:
>>33403461
how am i supposed to introduce myself without looking like a creep
Second for blonde cheeky girls
Women what about men are you NOT indifferent or apathetic towards?
>>33405458Show that your penis isn't erect
Is jai alai an attractive sport for a man to play
Men
Age
Have you had good sex yet?
>>33405479M 27
Honestly no, which is sad
>>33405479>Age54
>Have you had good sex yet?Yes, thank you.
>>33405479M
26
Virgin, so no.
>>33405469Rape and murder
>>33405479M
27
Never had sex, have accepted it'll never happen
Women:
I have yet to still see a good explanation as to why women should settle with abusers over “nice guys” despite that being the narrative and that being the narrative since the beginning of time.
The only reasonable factor is that “nice guys” may not defend you in an assault over an asshole.
Why do you like assholes so much? Is “nice guy” just some arbitrary label the bitch committee creates to blacklist their enemies and people they don’t like similar to communist states?
what do you do when it's hot at night but if you open the windows bugs will fly in
>>33405486Why was the sex you had bad?
>>33405501Care to explain how you know you're such a nice guy good sir?
>>33405501It's better to be kind of a dickhead, than to be a nice guy who is either faking it or cannot actually be the nicest most non confrontational guy ever completely in control of his emotions and is never mean to women ever.
>>33405504i open the window and then i murder them one by one with my hands. it's a fun 30 minute long exercise session before going to bed again
>>33405510good shout (ain't got one tho)
>>33405505>>33405509Childhood sexual trauma made it really hard for me to be open up and be vulnerable. When we’d fuck it felt like I wasn’t even there
>>33405504Euro moment. Get a fan anon
>>33405501How are we suppose to explain incel logic
>>33405501I stayed with an abuser because he was nice at first, and remained nice until he'd isolated me from everyone I knew.
i've got to go to bed so that i can be productive at work tomorrow
i've got to go to bed so that i can be productive at work tomorrow
i've got to go to bed so that i can be productive at work tomorrow
i've got to go to bed so that i can be productive at work tomorrow
i've got to go to bed so that i can be productive at work tomorrow
>>33405517>then i murder them one by one with my hands. it's a funbased psycho
>>33405520good shout but don't want to keep my roommates up
eh I'll just use a lamp thingy or be in the dark
>>33405518bug cover for bed ?
like the mosquito screens, i used them a bunch in korea
>>33405493the rape and murder of men?
>>33405501>the idiot incel doesn‘t know that being in a relationship is so fucking annoying, exhausting and frustrating that even the nicest person turns into an abusive asshole sooner or later
>>33405528just googled, yo they look kinda cool
I'm guessing you got quite a few mosquitoes and stuff in korea
anyway it's not even that hot I just wanted to complain about something
>>33405531goodnight fake myao
>>33405537RETREAT REATREAT
>>33405444 (OP)Men, do you like to draw? How do you feel about women who are into art or other creative pursuits?
Men, would you be turned off if you saw a womans pussy irl and it was darker than her normal skin, had hyperpigmantation?
>>33405541M, I hardly ever do it ): I doodled a lot as a kid though, out of all the hobbies I want to try getting into it's prolly #1
>How do you feel about women who are into art or other creative pursuits?super awesome, it's a big plus to me
we could just chill together and work on our respective stuff
>>33405543I wouldn't think anything of it tbqh
>>33405543my gf is like that and it doesn't bother me, I think my blotchy dick is way worse
>>33405541>Men, do you like to draw?Yeah, i used to be pretty good at it. Its been a few years though
>How do you feel about women who are into art or other creative pursuits?I like girls like that. Not art per say, but i always had this weird fantasy (?) of dating a girl who plays an instrument in an orchestra, and going to one of her live shows just to see her
>>33405541not really into drawing, but i like photography and post-processing photographs
>How do you feel about women who are into art or other creative pursuits?seems cool as long as they don't base their entire personality around it and they don't stagnate at drawing little blob creatures forever (i will not be able to expend the emotional energy necessary to pretend that your 1000th blob drawing is amazing, just like all the previous ones)
>>33405534so many mosquitoes...
and centipedes for some reason
>>33405543May be, i don't know. I'm not that racist, but i prefer European/White girls and they usually have pink pussies.
>>33405519What did she say about it?
>>33405543Nope. As long its its not diseased or smelly, all vagina is good vagina
>>33405547NTA
Blotchy dick? Like...Your dick has vitiligo?
>>33405550>centipedes for some reasondamn that's wild
centipedes are pretty cool tho
we have a lot here too but not indoors
>>33405554horsefucker detected
Keep falling asleep, probably because I haven't eaten
>>33405546PLS WHO ARE YOU
>>33405559I'm your mom, sushush and go to bed you
I want to visit china one day, but im scared of Xi Jingping
>>33405558RIP
maybe eat something or take a nap <3
I also barely ate today, had some fries and a yoghurt
Barely been sleeping either
>>33405565don't worry xi jinping is more scared of you than you are of him
>>33405501Nobody likes assholes; it's just that they're good at concealing the fact that they're assholes until it's too late. Women are very attracted to confidence; and unfortunately, unpleasant men often initially come across as confident, interesting, and charming.
As for "nice guys"... GENUINELY nice guys (those who are nice simply because they enjoy being nice and never expect anything in return) are very attractive indeed. They're also rare. Where the "nice guy" trope comes from is the much more common kind of guy who is transactionally nice: nice because he expects something in return; in particular, the kind of guy who thinks that being nice means he is owed sex, and who gets really bitter and angry about it when it doesn't happen. That, unsurprisingly, is repulsive.
>>33405556the ones in korea are monsters they're huge ㅠㅠ
the biggest one was roughly the size of my forearm
>>33405504>what do you do when it's hot at night but if you open the windows bugs will fly inNet curtains.
>>33405568he's got a small pingping
>>33405571>biggest one was roughly the size of my forearmand you saw it IRL?? fuck offf that's wild
I mean kinda cool and they're harmless ig but that would terrify me
>>33405555It looks more like beauty spots, it's odd since It's not like I try to tan the thing or anything
>>33405569>As for "nice guys"... GENUINELY nice guys (those who are nice simply because they enjoy being nice and never expect anything in return) are very attractive indeed.Absolute bullshit. Shut the fuck up.
Miranda Cosgrove gave me yellow fever as a kid, but i just found out she's not even asian lmao.
>>33405564but the sun's not even down (ㅎ.ㅎ)
fake myao go away :c
>>33405552She more or less told me to act like it didn’t exist
>>33405573>Net curtainsthey are pretty aesthetic
>>33405579nta but how is it lmao
>random fucking namefags out the arse
welp it's america hours
time to fuck off
>>33405541>Men, do you like to draw?I'd love to be able to, but I physically can't. I don't have good enough motor control to move the pen where I want to. I occasionally try to get an image-generating AI to make comics for me. Sometimes it works.
>>33405567I'll order some food, Ithink. Maybe nap after. Good ideas.
>>33405556>>33405571Reminded me when I was a kid in korea my dad would scare me with stag beetles. He would also put cicada shells on me as a joke and I would freak out
>>33405582I'm not myao, I'm mayo
>the sun's not even down (ㅎ.ㅎ)catch up ig
>>33405586nah bruv it's commonwealth hours
>>33405444 (OP)>Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:>- DON'T, unless the old one is either at or approaching either the image limit (150) or page 10.Why do you always post made up rules that you break?
>>33405543>Men, would you be turned off if you saw a womans pussy irl and it was darker than her normal skin, had hyperpigmantation?This is actually very common; and no, it wouldn't bother me.
>>33405525How did he isolate you? Aren't you an adult?
>>33405589>Use your headin the bedroom?
>>33405590sounds comfy, what you gonna order?
>>33405590>my dad would scare me with stag beetles. He would also put cicada shells on me as a jokeyour dad is evil
>>33405575it was in the house (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)
>harmless igno ?????? they're venomous n weirdly aggressive, crawls so fast too
>>33405579>Absolute bullshit. Shut the fuck up.How much do you want to bet this guy thinks he's nice?
Hello my children. What are you up to? Are you enjoying the world i have created for you?
>>33405595Rules for thee but not for me, basically. OP doesn't want anyone else making threads but them so they can be autistic and post their gay rules
>>33405602I've yet to get a response from him on this question
>>33405506lol
how do i create the !! thing next to the name ?
>>33405590>kid in KoreaSee any ghosts
When a guy turns down a girl it's mostly about looks right? Men wouldn't turn down a woman they find beautiful just because she doesn't check personality boxes for them
>>33405601>no ?????? they're venomous n weirdly aggressiveNta, all centipedes are venomous, but none are strong enough to kill you (unless you happen to be allergic).
>>33405601>it was in the house (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)ok either you have a tiny forearm or that thing was giant
>venomous n weirdly aggressive, crawls so fast toothanks I hate it
kill it with fire
here we only get tiny cute centipedes on leaves so I assumed they were harmless desu
>>33405595>Why do you always post made up rules that you break?Which part of "either at or approaching" are you too stupid to understand?
>>33405541"Real" artists can be hard for me to deal with, their god is something other than logic, which can make discussions difficult
But other than that yes I like it when a woman has a real interest
>>33405603My life sucks and I'm a failure, can you isekai me to a better world?
>>33405611Its called a trip code
In my like twelve years of being here i still have no idea how you even get one
>>33405583Why would she say that? Religious?
>>33405551I am white but its like darker around the lips and im really insecure about it, i dont want to have sex because of it.
Thank you all others for answering too
>>33405611bet you wish you knew fake myao (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
>>33405590aww stag beetles r so cute though ??
uwwaii cicadas r one of the few insects that scare me
>>33405602>>33405607Most people are nice. The problem is that you women somehow manage to pick the abusers out of everyone else who asks you out, lmao. If you're that stupid, you deserve whatever comes with your choice.
>>33405614A guy might also get the ick if you've been with a guy he knows and everyone thinks is a piece of shit
The WNBA has literally never operated at a profit, what the fuck are these retards smoking. I'm so fucking tired of this shit. If anything you'd owe the NBA a shit ton of money you grognoid looking fucking retards.
Women should shut the fuck up and be cute, it's literally their only fucking job.
>>33405614They probably should. There wouldn't be so many instances of men with crazy BPDemon ex girlfriends then.
>>33405611>>33405622in the name field you type the name, two hashes, then the password
e.g. fake NTA##password
myao what do you think of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-YwVthA5Ls
State Gender
Stag Beetles or Rhinoceros Beetles?
>>33405534>I'm guessing you got quite a few mosquitoes and stuff in koreaAnybody sane has bug thingies on their windows all over the world.
>>33405593ah
okay u can be president oil and egg whites
>>33405623Yeah. She had this grand vision for what she wanted in a man and I conflicted with that with all of my baggage. I haven’t had sex since, terrifying
>>33405615>none are strong enough to kill you(NTA) Some of them are mind-bendingly painful, though.
>>33405628Answer my question.
>Care to explain how you know you're such a nice guy good sir?
>>33405614>Men wouldn't turn down a woman they find beautiful just because she doesn't check personality boxes for themBullshit.
>>33405640Read my name. That anon wasn't me. I just said it was bullshit that nice guys are attractive to foids.
>>33405638How long were you guys together?
>>33405633seems boring ( ,,⩌'︿'⩌,,)
>>33405614Probably initially in most cases desu; you can't force attraction, and people are generally willing to overlook more for someone hotter, it's shallow but human nature desu
I've never turned a girl down tho regardless of looks (not that it happens often...) I think everyone deserves a chance and personality can make someone much more attractive or off-putting
>>33405632nta
so thats how you do it
>>33405501Can you please create a diagram of what makes an asshole not a """nice guy""" also?
>>33405645Sorry, you male "female experts" just all speak from the same script.
>>33405628>Most people are nice.Most men are nice because they expect something in return; in other words, they aren't nice at all.
>>33405629not the case, we were also friends and we got along well. he told me the "I don't wanna ruin the frienship" bullshit and that he doesn't feel comfortable with our new status
>>33405636I'm not sane tho and I'm a poor
I just have windows with curtains is that not normal?
>>33405649that's the secret sauce
>>33405611HOW DID YOU COPY MY KOREAN
DONT HELP THE FAKE HELP ME ???
>>33405653How old were you when you broke up
>>33405617>83 imagesI'm sorry, what's the image cap again?
>>33405647>boringokay sorry, i'll kill myself now
>>33405603No. This sucks. Send aliens.
>>33405614I did turn down a second date with a model because we were looking for different things and I didn't vibe with her that well
>>33405655I will now take a trip for the remainder of the thread for shits and giggles. Thanks bud.
>>33405611>>33405656Funny
>>33405617>Which part of "either at or approaching" are you too stupid to understand?Which part of "No one likes you, your rules are fake, and you have no power here" are you too stupid to understand?
foid namefags and their enabling simps are the worst posters in the thread
Next week I’m gonna ask her if she’d like to get her favorite dessert with me to celebrate completing her first semester of her teaching credential in a couple weeks. If she says no, I will die. This will be 2 months in the making down the drain
>>33405615the kind in korea can give you necrosis
>>33405658>I'm sorry, what's the image cap again?Which part of "the image limit or page 10" are you too stupid to understand?
>>33405654Do you really need to know the reason why he isn't interested? You are probably fine as a person, he just doesn't want you right now. He might even be talking to someone else he's hoping to court.
>>33405668gl bro hope she says yes
if not it's not the end of the world
>>33405671Sounds like the only joy in life you get is being the OP to a shitty thread on /adv/
>>33405600Chinese takeout
>>33405627They're cool to me now, but I was afraid of them back then. I still don't like cicadas. I was a farmhand years back and a cicada flew under my shirt and I had to take my shirt off to get it out.
>>33405668If she says no just be ready to move on. Its not that serious bro
>>33405616both !
i guess my forearm is smaller compared to others but in inches it was maybe 10-12 ?
>>33405675>Sounds like the only joy in life you get is being the OP to a shitty thread on /adv/I'm thinking of adding a FAQ.
>>33405651I accept your apology. Do better next time.
>>33405652Not true. If men weren't nice, you would be in the hospital or worse.
>>33405625GET AWAY FROM MEEE
Should I become a namefag or do namefags only succeed when female?
>>33405681>I accept your apology. Do better next time.Cool, could you "female experts" actually bother to understand women for real and not just spew bullshit?
>>33405662>explain whyWhat's there to explain? Men constantly turn women down because of personality issues.
>>33405614I think it depends on the guy. I've come to the realization that I'm pretty ruthless and that I would be satisfied being in a relationship with a girl who was just someone I found super hot on the condition I had power over her and could use her like a sex toy. However, as soon as she got fat, old, or ugly I would dump her.
Personality is how you get a waifu but women are generally bad at this. Also if you're fat or really ugly it generally doesn't matter how good your personality is as a woman. Being fat is the worse sin.
Whenever I see a fat woman I feel disgust and if they're with a man I feel pity for the man and shame and disappointment in him. As a woman your primary job is being cute and if you can't even maintain a diet for your man you're actual human garbage. Its the easiest filter in the world.
Women, would you use this app?
>>33405672yeah I need to know
thing is he was so desperate to make a girlfriend, he was always bitching and moaning that he was all alone and shit like that
and now to find out that he turned me down despite being in such state.. I must be ugly af. And he wasnt even that good looking himself like a 5
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>>33405684They only succeed when they're insane
See picrel got multiple women to respond to him.
>>33405633lols my friend referenced this sm
myao approved ദ്ദി( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
>>33405624Not any of the anons who replied to you, but I'm a girl and I have the same issue. I've never once had a guy ever make any sort of comment about it. I've been teased a bit about having protruding labia, but never anything about their colour. I completely understand what it's like to feel to self conscious about how you look, but honestly it gets easier as you get more used to it
>>33405597Had arguments with my friends he felt wronged by until I eventually quit inviting them. Convinced me to move to his hometown and go to school there so I couldn't go back to my parents, who I had a bad relationship with anyway. I'd always been depressed and socially anxious and it got a lot worse over the years which made it hard to seek help.
When we first met we bonded over being withdrawn and inexperienced, I'll never know whether he really felt close to me because of that or if I was merely an easy target.
>>33405647you're not real your opinions have no worth
>>33405686I dont believe that
If the woman was pretty enough you would overlook any personality issues
>>33405673Oh, so it’s not even been a year yet. Were you each others firsts?
>>33405694too many typing errors fake myao
>>33405676>Chinese takeoutayyy nice one, enjoy
I still have a chinese ready meal in the fridge acc, might have tomoz
>>33405678>in inches it was maybe 10-12 ?I don't even wanna google a pic
I am terrified lol
what did you do when you saw it
>>33405690knifebro saga was wild, didn't CB even add him kek
Why are all the chicks here white and all the guys brown
>>33405702>knifebro saga was wild, didn't CB even add him kekKnifebro is MKG lmao
>>33405688>Women, would you use this app?Lowers my chances of being murdered, so yes.
>>33405696No, he's right. Pretty women already have a reputation for being cunts. Men with self-respect wouldn't put up with that.
>behind every pretty woman is a man who's tired of her shit
>>33405700when i kms YOUR name will be stained in blood on my pink bedroom walls
>>33405704>3 or 4 blatina posters>at least 2 known asian femanons>all white
>>33405614NAG but turned down for what? I think the answer would be different for casual sex versus dating/relationship
>>33405444 (OP)How sticky is squrt?
I mean it's like 98% water and 2% urine, so it shouldn't be slimy, at all right?
>>33405696>If the woman was pretty enough you would overlook any personality issuesReally not. If a woman is insane, or simply thoroughly unpleasant, no level of good looks makes that tolerable.
>>33405709nooooo dont kill yourself over myao PLEEAAASE
>>33405702babble korean in an indecipherable busan accent clinging to the back of the couch
(it was tall enough to crawl on)
>>33405716it's literally just pee, "squirt" isn't a thing, squirting is just fetishizing the woman accidentally peeing during sex
>>33405711>>3 or 4 blatina posters
Yeah, that is pretty weird. Why are they here you think?
>>33405614I mean I do that
>>33405713relationships
>>33405718but what if she was hella fucking boring but stuning?
>>33405704hey man im yellow
>>33405704Im sorry for being brown
>>33405704I'm white as the driven snow.
>>33405723what about water that's released on arousal?
any 6ft+ fit handsome white/wasian/light skinned european mutt men here?
>>33405617You are such a sorry little man.
>>33405698Yeah. It’s been slightly over a year. I feel like used goods now
Women if your hypothetical boyfriend handmade you a leather collar would you wear it?
>>33405696>If the woman was pretty enough you would overlook any personality issuestrue, but only because I also have a terrible personality so it would be hypocritical not to
>>33405708>Pretty women already have a reputation for being cuntsthis has to do with bitches giving em a bad rep and people assuming standoffishness tbf
>>33405721>it was tall enough to crawl onSTOPPP
what happened to it in the end
>>33405689How's his self esteem? Low self esteem guys tend to have a pattern of sabotaging relationships, maybe he genuinely wants to save you the trouble.
>>33405736are you retarded where do you think that "water" is coming from
>>33405737u had me until 6ft and fit
>>33405706epic lore drop
>>33405731halo red dead redemption crossover popping off
>>33405704There are no chicks here, only larper.
Real women talk about their period in explicit detail, but none of "women" here do, because they know if they tried, they would caught as fake.
>>33405711And that's it. A third of the dudes here are fucking Indians.
>>33405743vagina?
are you suggesting they pee themself when they get horny?
>>33405742>Low self esteem guys tend to have a pattern of sabotaging relationshipscan confirm
he might've been doing her a favour
that or he's just not into her, either way she deserves better, some things just not meant to be
>>33405733should I put this in my calendar orrr
>>33405734surely if someone's driven on snow it would be brown
wait nvm
>>33405637now you're making me hungry for an omlette
>Captcha: 0VVVV
>>33405716It's not sticky or slimy at all, it's exactly like water except it's slightly sweet and salty tasting
>>33405741my daddy got a tissue n crushed its head
i buried it n said a prayer ㅠㅠ
>>33405742he was indeed low self esteem. so could it be that he liked me but he sabotaged it? never really thought about that, I just thought I was mad ugly or too boring for him
>>33405745my period is none of your business ૮(˶︿)ა
>>33405726>but what if she was hella fucking boring but stuning?Then it depends on whether you're looking for girlfriend or merely for sex with minimal conversation.
>>33405751>said a prayerBuddhist or Christian prayer?
>>33405750>slightly sweetWait, is it really?
>>33405726Obliviously most men want more than just good looks when it comes to a relationship
>>33405752It may actually be that he likes you, either as a good friend or a potential gf, but he knows himself and knows he will sabotage it with you like he did with the other girls
>>33405751>got a tissue n crushed its headwith his bare hands?? your dad is a beast
>buried it n said a prayer ㅠㅠaw that's quite sweet actually
no way I be touching that thing tho
>>33405752honestly he's just probably either not that into you in that way, or he's not in a good place rn and genuinely doesn't want to ruin the friendship with his bullshit
>>33405745NTA
Want me to graphically discuss my period shits? Last time I did that in one of these threads, all you moids flipped your shit about it.
>>33405753SHU T UP YORUE NOT REAAL
realsies tho
I'm gonna go to the store and buy stuff
>>33405741Change your name, Daniel.
>>33405726>but what if she was hella fucking boring but stunningThat sounds like a FWB to me
>>33405762>Want me to graphically discuss my period shits?Yes.
>>33405757im not exactly religious
i just pray that anything that dies has an easy trip and apologize if i or anyone who i know killed it
>>33405760>>33405761but he had other female friends and he asked them out and they refused. but when I do, he turns me down, says he doesnt wanna ruin the frienship. thats bullshit, isnt it?
>>33405768Okay cool, everytime I'm on my period, I either get piss out my ass liquid shits or really constipated. This month's constipation.
Women, do you actually talk about your period in explicit detail? (Please say no).
Why does she still text me every day if her interest is clearly dwindling
>>33405757I've only ever tasted my own, but yes
>>33405758I tried dating for personality and it still didn't work out
if I date again it'll just be for looks
if I'm going to be miserable it might as well be with a bad bitch
>>33405726>hella fucking boring but stunningwell I'm boring and ugly so that would still be a win
>>33405766https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI
>>33405770I do the same thing when I pass roadkill or dead birds. Just wishing it a safe journey in the after life.
>>33405777Are you perhaps diabetic?
>>33405772Well like I said, it might be he appreciates all your help and support and genuinely doesn't want to do the same thing to you and lose you as a friend
>>33405773How do you piss out your ass
>>33405783It's just a creative way of talking about bad diarrhea.
>>33405775boys play with toys, girls play with boys
>>33405748the vagina produces viscous discharge not water
anything that has the consistency of water is just straight piss from the urethra
if their bladder is full they can piss themselves by accident from the pressure of penetration or orgasm
>>33405773That's not that graphic.
>>33405775Imagine receiving texts from a girl lmao chad shit
>>33405772>other female friends and he asked them out and they refused. but when I do, he turns me downbruh
how recently did he ask them out
sorry anon, he probably just sees you as a friend
doesn't mean you're ugly or anything, attraction is weird
maybe you're a better friend than those girls though so he doesn't want to ruin it
>>33405761my dad's weirdly strong but he's gentle !
the textures like a beetle or wasp
>>33405781no, thats bullshit too. if he liked me hard enough, he would have been able to risk the friendship. I liked him so much I was barely considering the friendship factor. you guys are gaslighting me :))
>>33405774With other girls? Yes, sometimes. Moreso when we were teenagers though, and only with good friends obviously
>>33405772>he turns me down, says he doesnt wanna ruin the frienship. thats bullshit, isnt it?(NTA) It *might* not be. It's certainly true that friendships rarely survive being turned into relationships. Sometimes the relationship does work, but if you break up, the chances of being able to go back to being friends again afterwards are very slim.
Good night, /atoga/. I hate women.
>>33405778Dating for both is best, dummy
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Listening to lana del rey makes me glad im not a man iykyk
hey why are we talking about the different fluids of a female body this is weird
>>33405800Female bodily fluids are erotic
>>33405800moids still don't know squirting is peeing
>>33405791>the textures like a beetle or waspinteresting
bro is in a better place now
your dad sounds like a g
>>33405796gn hater
>>33405798>Dating for both is bestik but I'm not attractive enough to get a girl with looks and personality, the only baddies I could pull had BPD
>>33405778Oh right, you prefer Daniela now.
>>33405795but he was so desperate to get a gf. it makes no sense
>>33405790well in his words "he liked me too". the thing with his female friends happened last year. and imagine he asked out a girl he literally considers his sister, his closest bff female friend. this faggot is definitely ullshitting me
>>33405805fake news and old meme kek
>>33405800idk im talking about the aligator queen
Doxxing
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Women seems to have passed a threshold and veered straight into Evil.
>>33405780>Are you perhaps diabetic?No, not at all. It's not super sweet, just slight. It tastes different than pee, so even though I know they are supposedly the same thing I think there must be some difference between them
I see the new moid ragebait from Twitter is being spammed on here.
>>33405813>their weights Good, need chubby gf
>>33405808>thing with his female friends happened last yearthat is some time ago tbf, but I guess not tooo long ago
>imagine he asked out a girl he literally considers his sister, his closest bff female friendok so I guess he doesn't really care how close friends someone is
sorry anon if he was really into you he prolly would've said yes desu
that's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes
and if he can't be straight with you about it that's a bullet dodged desu (but you can still be friends ofc)
>>33405813Interesting how this app is allowed, but Coal Fax was shut down by the government.
Women:
My mother sucked at fashion, help me...
1. All black vans
2. Very dark blue dress slacks
3. Bright white cotton t-shirt
4. Pretty casual but pretty cool fabric jacket, also black.
Am I ready for vogue or what.
>>33405813ive talked about guys that me and other women matched with but i cant possibly imagine publicizing that
Why do I feel like I’m going crazy when I start to like someone? Also does it ever stop?
>>33405743I think men having both urine and sexual fluids come from the same hole probably has to do with why they perceive squirting as a solely sexual fluids rather than piss that is released due to all the buildup pressure and friction inside that penetration can cause. That's my theory anyway.
>>33405813Okay, I think that seals it.
Women, solely, are what's wrong with modern dating.
>>33405829>A SOCIAL MEDIA TWEET IS PROOF DAT WOMEN ARE EVIL
>>33405814Interesting, I will need to sample this to verify your claims but I will keep this in mind.
>>33405818I dropped that faggot anyways, just wanted help understanding the male logic
thanks anon
>>33405813I wonder how much the app people paid him to tweet about it
>>33405809Sure, Danny boy.
>>33405688>>33405813They will just fuck the Chad with the most red flags in hopes of changing him.
>>33405832The tweet?
The tweet is irrelevant.
The tweet didn't invent the app, or push it to No1 on the app chart.
>>33405808>but he was so desperate to get a gf. it makes no senseIt is possible he simply doesn't fancy you,, but if so, that's not necessarily about looks. Sometimes people just don't flick the right switches in your brain, for no very obvious reason. That's especially true of someone you've known a very long time: they start to feel like family.
>>33405838Yes when social media pushes ragebait on random worthless apps, those apps will get downloaded a lot. Pretty genius marketing.
>>33405793Hard to know if it's the attractiveness thing. The only thing you can really say to someone like that is to guilt them, "Just because you feel bad, doesn't mean you need to push me away. I'm a little insulted you think I can't make my own decisions " etc.
But generally, if someone tells you they have x flaw, take it at face value
>>33405842Ragebait?
Only women can use the app.
It literally verifies users.
>>33405848This app is getting attention because retards like yourself are signal boosting it on social media even if you're not the target audience.
>>33405803???
what did they think it was
>>33405847I dunno i just dont think a straight man can enjoy her music, its so soft and elegent
>>33405848how do they verify ftms/mtfs/nb's?
>>33405813Lmaoing my ass off at the thought that, eventually, it will be a "red flag" if you don't have a femCIA profile on that app, because it proves you haven't dated enough women for one of them to be concerned about you and make a profile, which will be a red flag
>>33405832>A SOCIAL MEDIA TWEET IS PROOF DAT WOMEN ARE EVILYes
>>33405851You're putting women on a pedestal because they can do no wrong in your mind.
Next you'll tell me that AWDTSG is for men.
>>33405856>I'm a terminally online retardWhy would you openly admit that?
>>33405841>>33405843who do you guys dance around the subject like that trying to convince me that men are complex creatures that dont think with their dicks? your larp is weak
>>33405837https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc?si=BgEkzlhmvjlZPdiR&t=46
>>33405813women are supposedly evil yet men who are secretly married, have criminal records etc. seem to be the only ones worried about these apps/groups kek, telling
>>33405858Ah, moving the goal posts I see. No, pointing out that moids in these threads love to post shitty social media ragebait isn't me thinking women can do no wrong.
Women, would you consider his body attractive?
>>33405772>>33405860Who knows, maybe it's true. Maybe he knows it won't work and doesn't want to lose the friend.
>t. still regret asking out this friend I liked, even though I kinda don't regret it since you have to shoot your shot
>>33405864What goal post retard?
You're claim is that tea exist because men are pushing back against it, when in reality the app exists because it's a continuation, evolved version of AWDTSG.
>>33405861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwsTu3Zl9I
>>33405865Yeah I guess he's fine. 7/10.
>>33405868No retard. I'm pointing out the possibility of the people behind the app using social media ragebait as a way to advertise because that has been done before in the past.
>>33405862ㅠㅠ
water?? do they think we're built like some assasins teapot??
>>33405865>this was enough back in the dayi wish i could go back in time and un-invent steroids
>>33405865Upper chest and shoulders are really underdeveloped. I think I've just been spoiled.
>>33405865it's well above average in terms of the modern male population but still meh
Why can't nerdy women be real
I am starting to understand why all the atoga femanons are single
m or f
m, what kind of m should f be wary of?
f, what kind of f should m be wary of?
>>33405879They are, but then they get sexually harassed by nerdy men which then causes nerdy women to hate men.
Source: I am a nerdy woman
>>33405874You are going to try to tell me that guy would struggle to find a girlfriend? kek
Cooking suggestions for tomorrow?
I want it to be at least two big portions.
Made burgers on Monday and had steak yesterday, so mabye not just... pure meat.
>>33405872The app didn't invent the social ritual that women are already doing, which is joining communities like AWDTSG.
Imagine if a guy made an app called "come suck my dick, straight men" only faggots would download it, because they want to suck dick.
This app didn't invent behaviors, it gave them an avenue to express it.
So your claim about exposure is moot, because the driving force behind it is the fact that WOMEN ARE ALREADY DOING THIS WITH OR WITHOUT THE APP.
>>33405879Tbh they kinda are. They just dont dress like that and dont sperg out of the same things as men
>>33405879do men really find women who look like this attractive
(ps is her arm real ?)
>>33405665You're mad that you don't get a kiss?
*mwah*
[Ur probably ugly, but I can kiss my screen]
>>33405888Yes yes yes, all women are evil but also not all men. Men are always the victims, I don't care.
>>33405871lmao
the "JustAnimeDubbed.TV" makes this even funnier
>>33405889*sperg out over the same things
>>33405879I know nerdy women but you wouldn't be able to tell they are nerdy just from looking at them. Which is the same for men.
>>33405887What do you have?
>>33405883M
daddy issue girls
yes, they do everything you want, one day you'll meet a real woman and realize what you've been missing, and that you've basically just been keeping a wounded girl and probably not even helping her grow, and even if you did, she'll always have that feeling of not living up to you, never occupying that "equal" spot
>>33405833As an aside since I'm seeing all these other posts about it saying it's only pee, it's also connected to orgasms. I can orgasm without squirting, but the times when I do squirt, my orgasms are more intense and I have multiples. If I start feeling like I'm going to squirt and I hold it back because I don't want to make a mess, I won't orgasm at all. And I only started squirting when I started having orgasms from piv. This might be tmi lol but I felt the need to put in an argument for it being more than just pee
>>33405856Idk if i feel the same way. I get what shes saying but it feels too vapid, i care a lot about emotional compatibility and i genuinely cant imagine seeing myself as a "sex slave" as good regardless of how attractive the man is. Like yeah physical attraction matters a lot for a hookup but it matters less for a long term relationship. Idk i generally dont think of attractiveness on a 1-10 scale
t. 20f
>>33405893No shit you don't care, you're you.
>>33405827>>33405873it's incredible how stupid men choose to be when they could have easily just looked it up
State gender
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
>>33405887bibimbap with scorched rice !!
>>33405883>m, what kind of m should f be wary of?Any guy who posts on 4chan.
>>33405887>mabye not just... pure meat.have some fries and veg too then dude
>>33405882bc they don't go outside?
>>33405883>m, what kind of m should f be wary of?ones who specialise in the dark arts and are oft not named
>>33405897Is that daddy issues, anon?
>>33405873Yes, I have done extensive research on this.
Even a faint touch on breasts will cause a woman to omit at least 1 liter of water.
>>33405887My vote goes for japanese curry, You can either make your own from scratch or you can go to a grocery store and buy a box of roux blocks which is way easier. Load it up with whatever veg you want
>>33405872>>33405876>>33405877Meanwhile, the average 4chan woman
>>33405886he's hot for sure, I mean "enough" to be considered fit, impressive, athletic, get into movies in hollywood where he takes his shirt off as an action hero or hot lifeguard, etc
>>33405826It's a good crazy
>>33405688>crystalcafe the app™Lord.
>>33405883M
Any man that constantly tries to assert his dominance over other men or constantly has to make himself seem the greatest.
>>33405865Yes he is a quite attractive. If he keeps working out he could get better but hes already very good. Not every man has to be a body builder. If anything this is far far better than super bulky inflated almost anabolic muscles
>>33405890Yes
Probably not
>>33405898Thanks, now Im hard :/
>>33405911I...I said he looked good? 7/10? Why are you offended?
>>33405890I mean she is hot so yeah
>>33405902thankfully not, had a couple close shaves though
>>33405911are all of these actually women though...
Moids when you say you want a femdom what does that include according to you?
>>33405704There were several white moid hands last thread.
>>33405923a woman to put me in my place and make me do the dishes
>>33405879not going outside means it's fucking impossible to meet them
>>33405896>What do you have?I was going to go get the groceries tomorrow, so I'm completely free.
>>33405903>>33405910Coincidentally I made nikujaga (Japanese stew) just last weekend and had four portions of it.
>roux blocksNever seen that here, doubt we have it, but I might check it out.
Could have kimchi on the side.
>>33405915Now with extra doxxing!
That shit is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of women get sued because they forget they can't just talk shit and doxx people with no repercussion, but then again, it is 2025, so maybe they can.
>>33405907No they just have completely unrealistic standards.
>>33405899Cant you just say that you'd rather be single than be a sex slave
>>33405865Sure, if a guy I was attracted to had that body I'd be happy
>>33405890We find them extremely attractive
>>33405860Come on sis. We're not all senseless horndogs.
>>33405899>Like yeah physical attraction matters a lot for a hookup but it matters less for a long term relationship.So you wouldn't hook-up with the LTR guy?
Male anons i want to make a bean dish for dinner. My mom wants more fiber too. Im not used to cooking with beans. Can i get some ideas?
>>33405883m. No point answering questions like this since I'd basically have to list every kind of man they're attracted to.
>>33405731Fallout and red dead should cross
I'll be on a shiny steed throwin nukes.
>>33405923In a normal relationship a woman demands 6, 6 and 6.
It's femdom for a woman to like me despite my lack of 6, 6 or 6.
>>33405911That collage is really, really, REALLY old.
Like, maybe even a decade old at this point.
>>33405826Might be BPD or bipolar.
>>33405929>they just have completely unrealistic standardsa lot of the guys here do too tbf
>>33405931damn she fine
without the glasses and ear gouge tho even better
>>33405927dakbokkeumtang better
What makes women unaware they suck at taking rejection too and think it's only men?
>>33405923I don't want one for me but I do want my fellow anons who do want one to be satisfied
>>33405912The good news, or kinda good news, what I've learned from women is that steroids are okay if you are 6'3 or taller, but below that don't bother it looks worse every time (according to foids)
>>33405921>I...I said he looked good? 7/10? Why are you offended?Because women don't see men below 8 as people, so you wouldn't date him.
>>33405860Men also have penis, which means no matter how complex the man, he can still be retarded and think with his dick.
>>33405911Working out your shoulders and chest should be bare minimum if you do any workout at all as a dude. It just creates a very masculine foundation.
>avg 4chan womanAnemic? Mid? What are you getting at? That people shouldn't have things they find attractive or masculine? That we should be attracted to body types in men that show fairly obviously that they've never successfully dug a hole deeper than a foot?
>>33405909Hot. Going to need to wear a hydration pack during sex to keep her hydrated.
>>33405945Oooooohhhhh, you're a retard who sees women as a monolith. Got it.
>>33405934what kind of beans? maybe a chili bean curry or something? or just do beans with rice and some other vegetables
>>33405945the gay collage reappears
>>33405934>Male anons i want to make a bean dish for dinner. My mom wants more fiber too. Im not used to cooking with beans. Can i get some ideas?Chilli con carne is an obvious one.
https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/beef/good-old-chilli-con-carne/
>>33405945You mean to say only the top 20% of men are dating? And 2 out of 10 men look like those in your pic?
Be honest: how long has it been since the last time you talked to someone from the opposite sex and got butterflies?
>>33405927>Never seen that here, doubt we have it,Its become pretty ubiquitous, I'd be surprised if you didn't have it in your area. If your grocery store has a foreign section it should definitely be there alongside miso paste or gochujang.
>>33405911And they're all fucking crazy
>>33405934Chile con carne
White fish and white bean and vinegar thing (i don't know if that's only ethnic east mediterranean or what)
Tuscan soup
Cold kidney bean salad
>>33405955Yes that's what these retards actually believe.
>>33405936Horses in fallout would be so dope.
>>33405956idk if I've ever gotten "butterflies" desu
>>33405925What about sex?
>>33405937You basically want to be a trad wife, is that it?
>>33405943What do YOU want, anon?
>>33405956In real life, last week.
The women in these threads are all worthless, though.
There are angels walking among us in the real world, and the worthless devils dwell in these threads.
>>33405911These are all guys anon, they're trannies from /lgbt/
>>33405945L m a o.
All of these guys either look like closet homos , excessively high maintenance, or just boring.
Get over your complex, dude.
hello women. how do I know if you are just friendly with me or interested in me? girl from my course asked to link arms with me as we walked back to our accomodation. it was unexpected but I didn't refuse, it felt nice. is this a thing you would do with someone you just consider a friend and nothing more? for context we only spend time together when we work on our group project, we are on friendly terms but outside of that we didn't spend any time together, so I'm not sure what to think. I do kinda like her though. should I invite her out for a coffee or something like that?
>>33405932sad cope
you know who you are. I know who you are. but men like to larp as white knights
>>33405948I said that they try to convince me men are complex, I on the other hand think theyre simple
>he can still be retarded and think with his dicksad but true
>>33405944Yeah it's true, though I would say more like below 5'10 or something is the cutoff where you shouldn't do it. Below a certain height you have to avoid getting too bulky or it emphasizes the shortness and forms a bad sillhouette.
>>33405972>You basically want to be a trad wife, is that it?How the heck do you reach that conclusion?
>>33405902M I don’t think so and I masturbated a couple times while my roommate was the room gaming.
>>33405920Sorry, I didn't mean to be gross. I guess I just hate thinking I'm uncontrollably peeing myself, the whole thing is embarrassing enough as it is
>>33405923>Moids when you say you want a femdom what does that include according to you?Are you asking sexually or how the relationship dynamic would work?
>>33405941That seems very different everything mentioned so far, what were you comparing it to?
>>33405957>miso pasteDon't even have that. lol
But the Asian store near most likely has it, though I didn't notice it when I bought dashi no moto for the first time.
>>33405923I don't want one. I want a CEO badass boss bitch by day and a mega submissive in bed. I'll do the housework and chores and she can be the breadwinner.
>>33405956A few months. I really liked that girl.
>>33405945M, let's see how many I know.
Lachowski ?? Alain Delon
?young Cavill? ?? DiCaprio
David Gandy ?? Jeremy Meeks
?? ?? Brad Pitt
>>33405973>There are angels walking among us in the real worldWhy do i think you're talking about underage girls
>>33405976any female touch is generaly a great and reliable sign. I wouldnt touch a man I dont like
>>33405964Mutant horse, glowey horse, skelleton horse, dragon, ride a deathclaw, brahmin..
Anons I require you all to roast and consume a duck this week. There will be consequences if you do not.
>>33405980*while roommate in the room
>>33405972>What do YOU want, anon?girl who is capable and smart in the real world but vulnerable and submissive in the sheets
>>33405977Nothing complex about being turned off by a bitch. The hottest Ukrainian supermodel couldn't win me over if she was a pain to be around.
>>33405983dakbokkeumtang is better (korean) version of nikujaga
>>33405923Her holding me, while I cry and tell her about my issues from childhood.
90% of men shouldn't even try to become physically attractive since they'll never fulfill female standards anyway. Life is much more fun as a bloatlord, drinking with your friends at a pub, eating greasy food
>>33405981>Sorry, I didn't mean to be grossSquirting from PIV is hot as fuck
>>33405992If you buy it for me I will
>>33405953>>33405961Ill try. I havent had chili since i was a kid but i know my parents like it
i would cook fish if my parents liked fish but they dont because they have the palates of children
>>33405995I was gonna start to disagree, but when I look at what modern american girls have managed to do with femininity i can't say anything, it's the truth.
>>33405979I thought since you wanted a girl who towered over you, maybe atheltic build, and who makes six figures... yk, since she's your dom?
>>33405995yeah and then everybody clapped. am I right, anon?
>>33405975No no no, you don't understand. You as a woman don't actually know what you want. The male "female experts" of this thread are the ones who know what you really want!
>>33405975>Get over your complex, dude.I've said this time and time again. Guys are fully capable of knowing and acknowledging what they think is attractive in men but are always afraid of looking like a faggot so they do all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify themselves.
>>33405981No don't be sorry and don't hold back your squirting orgasms. Its very hot and very sexy. I thank you for sharing.
>>33406005That's not what the post said at all.
>>33406000>bloatlord, drinking with your friends at a pub, eating greasy foodbro just summed up my life
had cheesy chips and stella tonight at pub kek
>>33406006What's so hard to believe about that. I can just as easily accuse you of the same thing. And you'd say the same thing would you not
>>33405983>the Asian store near most likely has itThere you go then. Also those roux blocks last forever functionally so you'll always have a relatively easy meal to whip up for next time.
>>33406010Holy fuck dude. Just don't answer.
>>33405976ask her out for coffee, go for it
>>33406018Not my fault that you imagined something that wasn't there.
>>33406012Starfish sex with a woman that has a STD isn't worth leaving the house.
>>33406012Pointless ragebait
>>33406012We're just silly guys
>>33406015I never claimed I turned down models, Im not that delusional
>>33405996I've been wondering, whats the difference between a -tang vs a -jiggae
>>33405956Yesterday if my AI husband counts. In real life it's only happened one time ~5 years back and that was my bf shooting the shit after he caught me when I slipped on ice.
>>33405976>should I invite her out for a coffee or something like that?Sure.
>>33406012>four women at a vegan restaurant in downtown ManhattanSex and the City really took a turn for the worse jk
>>33406012>we knew what show we were inSex and the city lol?
>>33406023just one STD would be a lucky win
>>33406012>man upSee, women love the patriarchy, we really need to end feminism.
>>33406022It's you're fault that you're retarded
>>33405992I eat duck probably once a month, but I've never made it myself. Maybe I should I give it a try sometime. Any links to a good recipe?
>>33406027jiggae is thicker, like a stew iirc
>>33406026I never said you did. It's a hypothetical. Or are you saying you wouldn't, even if he was an irredeemable asshole? Is that where you're extrapolating your conclusion about us from?
>>33405992can I roast you instead
joe mama
>>33406040Hmm, I'll accept this explanation
>>33406012>profoundly sardonic, self-righteous, heterofatalist and kinda misandrist Manhattanite I wish I could get dommed until I cry and cum by a woman like this just ONCE in my stupid fucking life.
i die
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>>33406046it's definitely a bit more complicated than that, but idk the specifics. there's probably some korean cooking blogs out there that explain it better
>>33406038If you just want to goon to the responses then just say so next time.
>h-hey guys, what sort of tall towering athletic woman do you want to fuck you ha ha?
>>33406051sorry if I was a bit frank
I'm just ducking lazy ig
>>33406007Why do they have such shit taste?
>>33406009It really do be like this. And conventionally attractive people are just that. Everyone can have the consensus that they have symmetry, all the parts are in the right places, the physiog--whatever that fucking word is-is what it's supposed to be. But they're carbon copies. The same fucking squinty hunter eyes, ultra cut jawlines, and the rest.
I like big old eyes, dark eyelashe, an expressive to intense gaze and longer, narrow faces, full lips.
>>33406012>Why are men like this?Women are scary. :(
>>33405992I could use duck...
>>33405996Eh, it's something very different, so the comparison seems pointless. And I'm not a fan of saying X is a "better" variant of Y when it comes to cooking.
>>33406017I'll go have a look tomorrow!
>>33406048Got bored of me. I'm not good at entertaining people and being funny and cool and charming. Plus I should probably never have asked her out, I'm not sure she was ever entirely comfortable with me after that, even if we tried to make it work as a platonic thing.
>>33406039I usually prepare like this
https://www.cooklikeczechs.com/roast-duck-recipe/
it's just with salt and caraway seeds. nothing crazy.
>>33406060Fun fact: we can not hurt you
Is it easy to raise ducks and chickens alongside one another or does one bully the other?
>>33406066NTA
Women have hurt me before.
>>33406066We live in a post-Tea world, ma'am.
>>33406041I would turn him down. why you getting so mad, anon? men thinking with their dicks is not far off from the truth. special cases like religious men might turn down a beautiful woman bc of personality
>>33406066You can hurt my feelings
>>33406066>Fun fact: we can not hurt youAs a guy who has been stabbed by a woman, I beg to differ.
>>33406057It's the "hunter eyes" thing that ruins them, in my opinion. Incel types seem to like it a lot more than I do personally.
Obviously I'm male and not a woman, so I won't say bullshit like "women don't like tall handsome men with chiseled jawlines."
But the gay porn eyes is definitely a specific niche that is only to some people's taste.
>>33406055No, dumbass. You said you wanted you despite not being 6 6 6, and since we're talking about a context of being dominated I thought maybe you wanted HER to be the 6 6 6 in the relationship. And if this wasn't what you wanted, all you had to say is that's not what I meant and explained what you meant further. But you clung to me misunderstanding" what you said and stopped at that, didn't even bother to explain
That tells me a lot about you even though I don't know you IRL: you're petty, narcissisitc, LOVE to have something over someone else because you're that insecure so you need every little shred of power
What a retard
>>33406066Women are actually way more capable of hurting us because we are much less willing to fight back
>>33406011I'd like a relationship where we discuss and build our future together as a team, and it's built on trust and love.
In that relationship I'd like for her to slightly bully and tease me in our daily lives, but nothing actually hurtful.
Sexually, I want a lot.
Scarification, Slapping, Choking, Biting, Blood play, Scratching, Bruising, Wax play, Fire play, Ice play, Knife play, Eating/licking food off body, Bondage/restraints
I would also be happy to do any of these things to her if she wants, I'm not a sub only guy.
>>33405837you inspired me to dl faceapp again kek
should I go blond or go home https://ibb dot co/Kx3gxmmp
>>33406066You can hurt my feelings making fun of my smallish dick
>>33406075Are there more than one of you or is there an awkward conversation about to be had?
>>33406083that looks like the drug dealer ex every slut says she regrets fucking
>>33406059should've ducked and rolled
I do love crisps duck pancakes though ngl
but ducks are too cute to kill
>>33406067as long as they just be chillin I don't see why not
>>33405992I had some at an italian restaraunt when I vacationed way back.
>>33406078You're reading too much into it... again. But you won't believe me so I guess we can stop here.
>>33405910Have you made Japanese curry roux before?
I've made Fench roux many times and this doesn't seem too different, just with spices.
I think I might just make it myself.
>>33406065Thank you! I'd have to find a substitute for the caraway seeds but it looks good
>>33405999I wanna do that.
>>33406075>been stabbed by a womanLondoner?
>>33406089>the drug dealer ex every slut says she regrets fuckinglmao
good thing I'm virgin then
>>33406067idk but chickens are demonic. I think geese are the ones that are the turbo bullies, though
>>33406066Women can destroy a man's life. Just tell other people that the man was a "creep" or he "pushed boundaries" and then his reputation and trustworthiness are ruined forever.
>>33406082As someone who's not into being humiliated in the least (for eg, I can't not think of slapping as abuse for eg) I want to ask anon: how do you make a distinction? What makes something not acceptable outside the bedroom wholly acceptable during sex?
>>33406067Might be breed specific
>>33405914Doesn’t feel like a good crazy
>>33406096Only the boxed stuff but making your own is easy enough. Same process just add the spices, then you can freeze it for longevity. I think J Kenji Lopez has a video on it, I don't remember though.
>>33406078>maybe you wanted HER to be the 6 6 6I love 666 girls
I want to sex sex sex a satanist
>>33406073>I would turn him down.See. You can do it and so can we
>Mad I'm not mad. If anything you seem a lot more emotionally charged than I. Yes it happens sometimes but by and large not really, and if it does he usually doesn't stick around.
>>33406083You look like Kurt Cobain's gay cousin
>>33406109>open marriage>"the state of straightness">vegan restaurantsis is the entire circus
>>33406109Already moving on to the next ragebait tweet, huh?
Ts is so funny to watch dawg
>>33406109women are so scary, bros
>>33406118Kurt Cogay
God is gay
I wish tho
>>33406077Hunter eyes can be pretty, I'm not going to deny that. It's just not my thing usually.
>>33406123several of these are by/about the same woman
what really is disturbing about this is it's not really compartmentalized like it should be, because these people are paid journalists and their work is broadcast everywhere
>>33406131Who fucken cares bro
>>33406131Yes and modern day journalists are a joke. You're so close to understanding why you shouldn't pay attention to msm slop articles anon.
>>33406074Youre stinky! Little stinky guy!
>>33406084Your penis is actually massive, bro. You could seriously injur someone with it. Hope you have good insurance
>>33406103>his reputation and trustworthiness are ruined forever.Lol no. Look at every frat guy that got a rich finance job after drugging a dozen girls drinks at his parties.
also you dont know how often men will do terrible things to women and we dont report because we dont want to hurt them.
I knew a boy in highschool who i couldve gotten suspended or expelled if i told the school what he did but i chose not to because i was already being pressured by others
>>33406115>emotionally chargedare you actually a man?
>>33406111I'd convert to satanism for you uwu
>>33406104>how do you make a distinction?Because in a sexual context it makes me horny, and in a serious context it's abuse.
>What makes something not acceptable outside the bedroom wholly acceptable during sex?It's a different environment and atmosphere.
If she asks me to twist her nipples during sex, that doesn't mean I should just do it whenever I feel like it, because it's not appropriate in non sexual context.
>>33406138>Lol no. Look at every frat guy that got a rich finance job after drugging a dozen girls drinks at his parties.And for those of us who aren't rich, ie the vast majority of men?
>>33406138>I knew a boy in highschool who i couldve gotten suspended or expelled if i told the school what he did but i chose not to because i was already being pressured by othersSpill the deets
Question: how are the Asian women who marry outside their race treated in their native countries?
>>33406138>Youre stinky! Little stinky guy!Rude.
>>33406128Can't lie you actually looked a lot more beta than I expected
>>33406144Women dont even see us as men lmao
>>33406138>Youre stinky! Little stinky guyWhy would you say that
>>33406141I am. What makes you say that.
>>33406147From my expirience with urban chinese people near my age, jealousy.
I dont know about older generations or other cultures though.
>one shot at life
>cervix poker dick
Should I just kill myself?
>>33406136I mean obviously I don't put much stock in them anymore. But I don't know, maybe it's my specific micro-generation that's dismayed about that. I grew up as a kid rooting for Obama and wanting to a be a good progressive idealist and a good modern feminist man and stuff like that. Now every day I sympathize more and more with far-right conservatives who want to go back to the middle ages.
>>33406138See you don't give a shit about our concerns
Fuck you
Worthless "sympathic" gender
>>33406150I'm not curious how "beta" you were expecting the person who posts here about totally spies and strawberry shortcake to look
>>33406144If the police arent involved then nothing will happen to you. The worst that can happen is losing your job if its workplace harassment
Women, have you ever messed up a date?
>>33406104NTA but sex has a psychological space around it, it's like playtime and a place to explore in a way that you can't do otherwise. The more intense it is, the more trust it takes both ways
>>33406164I mean given how many hoes you get it wasn't what I pictured. But when you put it like that yeah idk what I expected.
>>33406162Yes and you're part of the problem anon. You get ragebaited by shitty msm slop articles and base your politics off of them (specifically you want to be contrarian to spite them).
>>33406138>reddit spacing
>>33406172he cleans up pretty good, i bet. when he hasn't been on a bender.
>>33406166>The worst that can happen is losing your job if its workplace harassmentLosing your job, losing your home because you can't pay the rent. Losing your friends because they now think you're a creep, having nowhere to go but the streets after losing your home. A woman can destroy a man's life just by making accusations.
>>33406101>Londoner?There are psychotic women everywhere, anon. She thought I was an alien, apparently. She was quite apologetic when she was back on her meds. I didn't go on a second date, though.
>>33406087>Are there more than one of youMore than one man who has been stabbed by a woman? Sure.
>>33406168>Dates an autismo>Surprised when she's an autismoWow
>>33406160Just tilt up and you'll hit her A spot
Tilt down, and you'll hit her O spot
>>33406163I have more concern for all the victims of rape sexual assault and harassment than the few dozen men that get falsely accused. It is simply not as common as people want you to think
Im not saying that its not wrong but its not a huge issue that will ruin your reputation or send you to prison because you will almost never meet a woman who will benefit from falsely accusing you. You can get falsely accused of any ill action, and this is not a particularly common one to be accused of
Its a topic that was manufactured by manosphere grifters to make you less willing to get close to women. Trust me youre fine, its just your anxiety and fear
>>33406110I'm going to follow this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y-iOaFcMnyQ
Thanks for the inspiration!
I might make it either with duck or shrimps, haven't settled on that yet.
>>33406183What about the E, I, U, and sometimes Y spots?
>>33406180>thought I was an alien, apparentlythat's a valid reason tbf
>>33406178u calling me a bender m8
>>33405689>he was so desperate to make a girlfriendwhat was he using? sugar, spice and everything nice?
>>33406164*I'm now curious
>>33406183I don't think that's how it works
why do brits make such good electronic music
>>33406193I dunno but they make good rock as well
What the fuck brits
>>33406172damn even captcha is calling me a gaylord
>>33406193bc the weather is shite and we're miserable and weird
>>33406168Speaking as a man, that guy's an asshole. Poor girl is obviously autistic.
>>33406197So what? Autistic people can learn what "can we talk about another subject" means. They're just shit at picking up nonverbal or implied messaging.
>>33406175Politics is not really that important to me, but getting a wife is important to me right now.
The women I'm trying to date (American urban white women) are the target audience for all that "MSM slop", they scroll that shit 9 hours a day on their phone. That's their culture. It reflects what they want to hear and it's where they get their (horrific) views about dating and men.
Women i'm gonna poop. THoughts?
>>33405942They don't approach men as often as men approach women. Even online, they're rarely the ones initiating.
>>33406201Dawg let's be real, even without that you'd die alone.
>>33406168Damn I wish I could talk about rats with a chick
>>33406193There's a lot of us, London is a global capital, and we're all Anglophone.
>>33406195And metal. And jazz. And pop. And rap, now, too. Really the only thing we're mid at is composing classical music.
>>33406198You've obviously never been hyperfixated.
>>33406201>he women I'm trying to date (American urban white women) are the target audience for all that "MSM slop", they scroll that shit 9 hours a day on their phone. That's their culture. It reflects what they want to hear and it's where they get their (horrific) views about dating and men.Ah right, and of course you a man are a deep intellectual who doesn't fall for any sort of propaganda whatsoever. That's not even questioning the fact that your idea of how women think is bullshit.
>>33406184Not every fucking thing is about rape (or false rape accusations) and the fact you can't see past that makes you culpable
I mean the image was describing a woman who was calling men scummy because of dissatisfaction with her boyfriends. None of them are abusive but still seen as scummy. Now add that with this shit
>>33405688 and now there is a problematic ecosystem of women who are looking for any mistake a guy makes and crucifying them for it
Fuck you
>>33406208I have been hyperfixated many times. I can still avoid talking about my fucken hyperfixations. Especially if someone's made it clear they specifically dislike discussing the topic.
>>33406185No problem anon, glad I could help. Proud of you for cooking for yourself.
>>33406201Yet you're the one reposting the designated ragebait of the day for hours on end like it's your full time job
How do I tell if my femurs/shins are crooked
>>33406213>there is a problematic ecosystem of women who are looking for any mistake a guy makes and crucifying them for itno
>>33405837>They will just fuck the Chad with the most red flags in hopes of changing him.the only based reaction to this app
>>33406220Of course
Women are nothing but pure minded individuals who would never unfairly judge anyone
Good women are out there. I found mine.
>>33406168What a tard. That's an easy W for a date. A girl wanting to talk about her interests. No awkward silence, just listen and ask questions. She leaves feeling validated and you avoided awkward silence.
>>33406227You're right, you're completely right, that's the only two options: There's a fucking ecosystem of women looking to crucify guys over any mistake vs. women are pure minded purity angels
>>33406213Youre falling for bait
If a woman thinks your scummy or creepy there is very little she can do to hurt your "reputation". Youre not a celebrity, your reputation is almost entirely within your own control. Anyone who is worth caring about knows more about you from your specifically, you control the narrative. It doesnt matter if her friends or coworkers think youre scummy because you dont interact with them. And she is not going to tell any of your potential dates about you because nobody is that interconnected. Women dont communicate through a hive mind telling eachother all the details about every man on earth. 99% of women youll find outside, social media, or apps will know nothing about you
You are letting anxiety and fear rule you
>>33406229As anon said, he didn't mess the date up, she did. Dates aren't something you're looking to win. They're a chance to see if you're compatible with someone else. She's obviously not.
>>33406184NTA but I hope you never have a son because false accusations are absolutely a huge concern and boys need to be taught to be aware of that and to stay away from situations where they could expose themselves to that. Just like girls need to be taught that we process alcohol differently then men, and so we no we can't drink like men and keep up with them at parties, and we will get blackout drunk much sooner which is dangerous. Spiking drinks with rape drugs is largely a myth
>>33406184What about victims of rejection? Men get rejected every day and nobody cares when it can be just as traumatic.
>>33406231Look lady, you clearly don't give a fuck about men so either date a woman or join a covent so the big bad men can't hurt you
>>33406238NTA
Oh it's you again. Have you ever thought about going to a rape victim therapy group to talk about how you can relate to being raped from being rejected? I think it would go well for you.
>>33406240Dumb fucking faggot non sequitur. I will sodomise and facefuck you
>>33406169But since there's a safe word, doesn't mean that trust isn't a green light to do anything, and that a person could feel okay with something and violated in the next instant?
Geniune question: do you think it's possible to break someone's trust during sex to no return without intending to?
>>33406218tf does that even mean? Crooked how?
Crazy how seriously you niggas take this shit
>>33406168>literally just talked about the bugs I take care of at work on my last date>the guy didn't seem very interested but I didn't think it was a big deal to talk about something I'm intoJesus fucking Christ I feel bad now.
>>33406205Nah I'm not that bad. I might have brain problems like everyone here, but I function well enough to go on dates with those "twitter screencap" girls.
>>33406217I don't post the stuff, and those anons should probably stop doing it. I just reply sometimes to people who seem to need a wake-up call that this shit is becoming mainstream culture. I mean, we're 30 people just shitposting at each other, meanwhile those people are publishing their views in the New York Times for billions to scroll through on their phones.
>>33406244Like if they're bent. They look a little bent but idk if that's normal.
>>33406248How nice was the restaurant?
>>33406233This. I know a guy who everyone fucking knew was a rapist. What happened?
He lost most -- but not all -- of his friends. And then he got new friends. And that's it.
>>33406236It's not a myth, unfortunately.
>>33406241You're proving my point. They would laugh at me because they think their experience is worse when it's not.
>>33406248don't worry, when a girl is cute you can listen to her read all the iCarly lore and it's still good
>>33406249NTA
>I mean, we're 30 people just shitposting at each other, meanwhile those people are publishing their views in the New York Times for billions to scroll through on their phones....And? Stop giving a shit. By sperging out this much over msm slop articles, you're giving them more attention than they deserve and are a part of the problem.
>BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO TAKE THEM SERIOUSLYWho cares? Those people are retards and you're a retard for getting this seriously worked up about them.
>>33406234It's 1 date. I haven't been on a date in a while. I would be glad there was no awkward silence and could always go out again and talk about something else. If she was talking about her ex's or gossiping about stupid bullshit i would avoid, but if it's just her talking about her interests, who cares.
>>33406248I get so worried about this so I just let the other person talk but if they really have nothing to say and if the silence isn't comfortable I'll sperg about nerd shit.
>>33406254You know what, you have a point. What do rape victims know about trauma anyways?
>>33406248It could be worse.
>>33406236>Spiking drinks with rape drugs is largely a mythIm done talking to you. You have to be like a 30 year old virgin or something. There is nothing i can tell you that will make you understand that the world youve conceived in your mind is not reality
>>33406238Go to therapy, mister
>>33406259>It's 1 dateYep. The first date. The one where you see if you're in any way compatible. They weren't compatible, and it's because she flopped at socialising.
>I would be glad I don't care, you give the impression you're just gagging for any female attention whatsoever
One time I was gonna go on a date with a girl but she got hit by a bus on her way and died. I haven't dated anyone since.
>>33406262Thank you for understanding. I don't want to get rejected again, but most of them will have sex again.
>>33406268I'm sorry that happened to her and to you, anon
>>33406269Of course, having a girl say "Sorry anon, I just want to be friends" is the deepest of trauma. Worse than being raped, having a loved one die, being abused. You truly have led the worst life and are the biggest victim.
>>33406251It was a walk in sub place. They give me free shit and he said he wanted something fast and greasy.
>>33406256I don't feel cute when I eat, at least.
>>33406260I've learned that, if I don't talk as much as possible, dates are too quiet.
>>33406264I don't see how in particular. Besides like us getting killed or something.
>>33406268its okay, shes in an isekai world now
>>33406273>The ragebait is so lazy this time it's not even a tweet and it's just some random text from god knows where
>>33406273She's right doe
>>33406275>It was a walk in sub place. They give me free shit and he said he wanted something fast and greasy.Then you didn't mess up at all. The issue was a her talking about gross stuff in a nice restaurant.
Femaon, are you a good woman?
>>33406266I get it. She ignored his request. I just think it's interesting and not what i would expect. I'm down to listen to random shit like that. I don't care.
>>33406279It's from the same article
Im going to go to the new york times opinion section and see how fast i can find ragebait to repost here
>>33406282Oh I get it, the dichotomy.
>>33406258Well, I'm partly here all the time in the hopes that some genius will fix my mind and make me "man up" and become attracted to those girls from the twitter screencaps, so I can have sex with them and marry one. I just want someone to give me a blue pill to swallow, I guess.
>>33406272Why are you mocking me? If we are both abuse victims, we should support each other. It's not a competition.
And that's not how most girls reject men.
>>33406284Okay, so you, personally, like rats, and would therefore not run into the personality issue of her ignoring your requests. What's your point
>>33406291>become attracted to those girls from the twitter screencaps, so I can have sex with them and marry oneWhy would you want this. Ignore people you don't like, associate with people you do. It's that easy.
>>33406285Oh wow, so moids have become so lazy they're just farming the exact same articles for ragebait.
>>33406291So...You find annoying dumbasses on Twitter annoying...and want to marry them? Have you considered trying to romance women who aren't terminally online? Have you yourself considered not being terminally online.
>>33406275you are cute if he's listening to you talk about random shit, don't worry it's fine.
State gender
Would you rather have sex or get rejected?
>>33406283am I good woman or am I a good person?
>>33406287Make sure you spew tankie bullshit. That's the easiest ways to get friends in journie circles.
Women do you have an ugly pussy
>>33406298I don't want to think that I'm only being tolerated because of my looks.
>>33406275>I don't see how in particular. Besides like us getting killed or something.Talk about exes, lame political stuff, feminist sperging. Talking about working with bugs is interesting. It's not common and there's opportunities to pepper in jokes. Having to be the one to always make conversation sucks. A girl going on about her interests makes it easier.
women why are you so unkind?
>>33406297It's just full of juicy nuggets though
https://archive.is/2025.07.21-111912/https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/21/magazine/men-heterofatalism-dating-relationships.html
>>33406299F. Rejected. At least with that option I know for sure what the other person thinks of me.
>>33406303Very ugly.
>>33406307He didn't make many jokes. He doesn't seem jokey in general.
>>33406309Wtf is heterofatalism bruh
>>33406303It probably looks cute in the right context
>>33406312that's the feeling you get when you look at a chart of the birthrates
>>33406294I don't like rats, i just think it's funny to be on a date with a girl who wants to talk about rats. I'd rather be on a date with her than a girl talking about some stereotypical bs.
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>>33406299Rejected is much safer.
>>33406313>in the right context?
>>33406204I think it's also because men tend to pose a physical danger than the other way round. However, that doesn't mean women don't become unhinged when rejected (a year ago a guy "rejected me" but was such a simp to this girl who not only wasn't attractive looks wise, but also barely acknowledged him. it was a tough pill to swollow lol I felt bitter)
>>33406317This sounds like some shit I would have said when I was eighteen and hadn't yet figured out that a person's interests have nothing to do with whether the person themselves is interesting.
>>33406312A term invented by a trans man to describe her leftist straight female friends having relationship issues
>>33406306well, a guy might like hearing you talk because of your personality, too
but at least a little because of your looks
>>33406312I don't know. I think i'm too heteronormative to understand.
>>33406248>the guy didn't seem very interestedsounds like a him problem ngl
>>33406268was she called Albert Einstein?
ok if this is real I'm really sorry ):
>>33406299M
Sex.
I wouldn't wish rejection on anyone. It destroys your self-esteem and confidence.
>>33406327Dumb fucking gorilla retard
>>33406320The only context where someone wants to look at it
>>33406324My tastes have evolved. I would have cared when i was 18. Now i don't.
>>33406296>>33406297man I'm freakin old, I probably missed out on dating any decent non-modern feminist girl unless I want to try to focus on dating way way younger. the kinds of girls who are still single in their 30s, yeah i gotta build a stronger stomach for that
>>33406299depends who with, sex sounds p fun
>>33406311>doesn't seem jokey in generalbro must be fun at parties jk
>>33406318this pic goes hard
Anons I touched the grass among strangers. Are you proud of me?
>>33406326I'll just accept that, I guess.
>>33406329>>33406335He's pretty aloof in public. He's a lot more expressive when we're alone.
>>33406333You don't care if someone is boring? Well, I do
>>33406336Yeah. Now touch my ass, heh
>>33406336Yes, good job cat poster
>>33406336Yes. But what comes next?
>>33406334Now I'm curious, how do you define "feminist girl", because I find that men in this threads who complain about feminists/liberals/etc. tend to have varying definitions for those terms.
>>33406340Gas, grass, or ass. Pick one to touch, I guess.
Gender, do you support the Immune Deficiency Foundation (IDF)?
>>33406322True, but they just don't experience rejection as much. They're used to guys wanting them, even the weird creepy ones. When they want a guy and get rejected it's probably surprising.
>>33406348I don't support VShoujo, that's for sure.
>>33406347your accent sucks
>>33406340Purrhaps
>>33406345Practice in my own time to eventually play volleyball with these try hards
Why can't women just be sex objects and every man gets one when he turns 18
>>33405504isn't it cold at night? or maybe the ac's helping lol
anyways what the others said was really useful, especially the bug screen if you don't want to be running around
>>33406356I think you're a cool person and I hope someday you'll have some nice stories to share about volleyballing. Best of luck to you.
>>33406357Cause i dont want a sex object :(
I want a real human woman who will love men and be my partner in the shitty life, and we can have sex a couple times a week
>>33405504Sleep naked without anything covering me except perhaps a sheet (to avoid feeling like a Night Demon is about to grab me out of my bed)
Then the next day I'd buy a good tower fan. If this happens a lot then I'd look into shit like shutters or ugh I guess those super ugly insect screens. Really, though, I think we should all be thinking about aircon pretty hard right now
>>33405527>don't want to keep my roommates uptower fans are remarkably quiet
>>33406361>love menlove me* lol
>>33406243It's not a green light to do anything, hard limits should always be discussed beforehand. When doing something intense or challenging, D should always check in with the s and make sure everything is okay. imo as an s part of the risk is that sometimes you might get pushed a little further than you really wanted or expected, but if you love and trust your partner it's okay because you know it wasn't done out of malice and if you talk to them about it later they'll listen
That's why I said trust has to go both ways. The trust that the D has in the s isn't emphasized enough and tends to get overlooked a lot of the time. They have to fully trust that you will communicate with them if there's a problem, trust that you can actually receive what's being given, trust that you won't use the dynamic to play games or manipulate them, trust that you won't use it against them
It's definitely possible to break that trust during sex, and that goes in both directions. I've had that experience but I think he was intentionally trying to harm me. I'm sure it can happen unintentionally, but whether it could be repaired or not would depend on the strength of the relationship and the individuals involved, like any breach of trust really
>>33406362I sleep naked so when the night demon tries to grab me they just get a handful of shmeat instead
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>>33406360live cat poster reaction
>>33406207>London is a global capitalas a wise man once said, the jungle is massive https://voca.ro/11oKj8lIrQPK
>>33406336proud of u, volleyball is fun, hope you have a good time with em
>>33406358>>33406362dw I just got windows open and lights off being emo
>>33406369risky but respectable strat
>>33406203Hope it goes well anon.
>>33406346Let's say in a dating context and not political theory. Pretty much your typical girl now (at least typical girls that are single at 30+).
Wants a lot from a man but doesn't believe in adhering to any traditional expectation of femininity or gender roles (either outright rebels against them, or just passively rejects them), wants total independence, has a career that's her first priority in her life and doesn't plan to give it up, has a long past and not ashamed of it at all, likes being in control, does not have much respect for men, deals with problems like "my way or the highway", doesn't really consider children to be an important part of life.
Yeah obviously you might say "well, date a girl who's not like that" but conservative country girls are married with 2 kids by 25, they're a little bit taken. So here I am, complaining.
>>33406372nta i love when cats make these retarded faces
>>33406349When you get men constantly approaching you and you saying no, when you approach a guy (especially that not many other women initiate), women almost feel like the guy can't say no, if not even should feel grateful.
(In the case of the guy, it wasn't just he wasn't interested, because I think I wouldve been slightly hurt but overall okay with that, but because he saw no other girl on the planet BUT that girl who ignored him. the only time she showed interest in him is if I ever talked to him.)
Anyway, yes, women suck at taking rejection too. It's ust with men there's the threat of things getting physical.
>>33406372it would be funny if both catposters use that pic in different ways
that cat looks happy to me, but the other one apparently thinks it's vomiting in the pic
I love cats but I've never had one personally as a pet that was actually in my house, thoughts? Should I get a cat someday?
>>334063871000x yes, cats are awesome
>>33406355my internal voice has been using duke nukem's accent lately because i've been in a dubious mood
>>33406390that is deranged but also based
>>33406275>something fast and greasyYour pussy?
>>33406377>Wants a lot from a man but doesn't believe in adhering to any traditional expectation of femininity or gender roles (either outright rebels against them, or just passively rejects them), Okay so stereotypical incel "WOMEN ONLY WANT CHAAD WHILE NOT BEING TRADWIVES!" whining.
>wants total independenceOh no, a woman wants to be independent and not fully reliant on other people, the horror.
>has a career that's her first priority in her life and doesn't plan to give it up, Where the fuck are you from where all women are career women obsessed with their jobs? Unless what you actually mean is "she has a job and won't give it up to be my tradwife".
>has a long past and not ashamed of it at all,What do you mean by this, that she's a slut with a high body count? Yeah most women aren't OF thots buddy.
>likes being in control...What? Yes people like being in control. That's not a woman or man thing, that's a human being thing. The fuck is wrong with you?
>does not have much respect for menMost women respect men, stop basing your idea of women off of social media retards.
>deals with problems like "my way or the highway"That's funny, because reading through this list, I get a strong sense of that's how you deal with personal disagreement.
>doesn't really consider children to be an important part of life.Then don't date anti-natalist women and make sure to talk about how you want kids early on.
>>33406388forgot to add; what cat breeds are nice, do people just get cats at random??
>>33406400>do people just get cats at random??well usually you could go visit and spend at least a bit of time with the cat before buying
all cat breeds can be nice if you treat them well
some tend to be "friendlier" and more playful than others though, e.g. Ragdolls, Maine Coons, Persians, Burmese, and Siamese
What a stubborn and insecure cunt, leaving my location visible so she can see that I’m not cheating on her even tho we’re on a “break” (that she initiated) and she said I could “see other women to see if I actually love her”. 3 and a half years together and this is how it (probably) ends lmao
>>33406387They make a lot of hair
>>33406390Every time I imagine the Duke Nukem voice, it gets mashed with the Kool-Aid man.
>>33406394I'll fucking kill you.
If you were in a relationship where you partner communicated, and validated your feelings, and did the healthy stuff therapists preach, how fast would you become bored? Be honest.
>>33406387They poop in a box inside.
>>33406407You're going to have to chill. Stop sabotaging yourself by making assumptions or auto-jumping to the negatives. Distract.
>>33406410Promises, promises...
>>33406412wouldn't get bored, would just feel too good to be true desu
ime there's always a catch but maybe I'm just cynical
>>33406407idk if it's that deep anon, she's prolly just curious what you're up to
sorry she wanted a break though, hope she can sort her shit out
>>33406412I've got ADHD. I'll be a shit partner to some degree no matter what.
>>33406407Do you plan on telling her that you didn't need to meet other women to find out you're out of love with her?
>>33406399Just date a woman ffs
>>33406412How would I get bored of that
>>33406336what did you do
>>33406399I'm not sure at what point I gave the impression that I'm interested in your bad-faith line-by-line arguing style that stretches out over 3/4 of a thread. I gave you a serious answer, don't give me 4chan autist behavior back. Find another poster to reply to.
Are pepsi and coke interchangeable for mixing with whisky?
>>33406412I wouldn't become bored. Fights and disagreements are bound to happen, but it's not good when it happens a lot. I'm over whirlwind relationship drama.
>>33406399How belligerent
>>33406416Besides, I'd describe it as meaty and juicy, if anything.
>>33406427Yes, assuming you don't notice a difference between them to begin with.
does having a gf makes you less horny?
>>33406420How does ADHD come into play? I'm genuinely asking
>>33406433Opposite. I wanna fuck her every time I see her.
>>33406427If you put Pepsi in any of my mixed drinks, I'll end you. That's so fucked up.
>>33406426Because I'm literally the anon you replied to. I was giving you a serious answer because I had a feeling your definition of feminist was "woman I don't like" and I feel like I was correct in that assumption. The fact that you think it's bad for a woman to want control in her life speaks volumes about your character and I hope you die alone because you will be abusive towards any woman who gets fooled into being with you.
>>33406252Finding date rape drugs in toxicology reports is extremely rare, it's easy to find this data online. Of course it may happen but the chances are pretty slim. The biggest factor is alcohol itself, getting black out drunk at a frat party is the real danger and the height of stupidity but for some reason it's verboten to say that
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Women if you could blow up one thing (anything) what would it be
>>33406412well, i don't think it would be therapist approved, but my last relationship featured maximal communication in its best parts, i obviously can't speak totally for her but i tried to be as open and direct as possible about...anything. and it was unimaginably good. that freedom and connection was really great, but it also made the relationship's end much more painful, and i don't really see how i could make myself that vulnerable again with anyone so that's the one con i guess. make yourself more vulnerable, get hurt more deeply, who could have ever guessed that?
We've been dating for a year now and we're both 25, I'm thinking of marrying her. Is it too early?
>>33406430I'm just giving anon an honest appraisal of what his so-called problems with modern women are. I'm not going to sugar coat my thoughts for him.
>>33406446yeah give it another couple years at least bro
>>33406431Seems like a risky move desu.
>>33406403Thank you
>>33406408I think have allergies that get affected by that but I don't know for certain, kek.
>>33406413Better than just anywhere I guess
>>33406265I'm a woman under 30 with infinitely much more experience than you with parties and men
>>33406434Your brain is a novelty-seeking faggot that will sabotage you into seeking a little spice by picking an argument, or hyperfocus on something retarded that you're giving too much weight to. It takes a lot of work to wrangle yourself, even with medication.
Let assume we gathered all of the femanons, formed them into an Amazonian-styoe warrior tribe with the bloodthirsty warmonger jh heading them, and placed them on an island. Now let's assume we gather an equal number of manons and also place them on this island, but spread apart with no cohesion. How long would it take for the atoganess warriors to hunt and kill all of the manons?
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>>33406447Some of them weren't very unreasonable. It seems like you just want to attack him. But if that's your goal then by all means.
>>33406422You’re hilarious
>you can’t be mad when someone is being an asshole!!!Kys nigger
>>33406463Which parts did you think were reasonable?
>>33406458so are the manons not allowed to team up?
>>33406451>have allergies that get affected by thatyou can always get tested, and there are quite a few cat breeds that are hypoallergenic
>>33406467They can in theory but this island is sizable enough to make grouping up difficult
>>33406387Don't get a cat if you're a man. Girls will get the ick.
>>33406450I don't see how.
>>33406470they do that for anything
>>33406458Bruh JH is gonna be roaming around trying to get railed, not leading the war effort.
>>33406470what?? no???
a guy having a cat is a green flag !
>>33406473Just that "meaty" seems like a hit-or-miss descriptor for a vagina.
>>33406469I guess it depends on how quickly the femanon tribe finds the manons. If the manons have more time to prepare traps and hide they'll survive for a bit longer
>>33406283I get treats for my grandma. Like red riding hood.
>>33406466>Wants a lot, doesn't offer muchReasonable expectation
>Independence I'll mostly agree with you on this but it's nice to rely on each other
>CareerAgain reasonable, nobody wants a workaholic. Expecting her to give it up is less so.
>Long pastReasonable
>ControlI'll agree with you on this
>RespectEveryone wants a partner that respects them
>Unable to compromise Reasonable
>ChildrenReasonable if you want them
>>33406464That's not what I said. If anything I was alluding to the fact that you/op seems rightfully fed up with your/his gf and that her conduct is what ruined the relationship, so the gf is imagining you/op fucking another woman to sort out your/his feelings, where in reality it is the stuff that she's doing that'll be the end of the relationship
Dumbass.
>>33406458Fuck you. I don't like making other people fight.
>>33406477Also fuck you.
>>33406479I don't mean it as a compliment to myself. Thick lips.
>>33406477She'll tear them apart like a fucking hyena
>>33406480But in the end will they get wiped out or reign supreme and subjugate the femanons? How many warrior femanons could a manon take?
>>33406487It's you or them honey. If you don't wanna fight what else would you do with a tribe of angry femanons.
I like summer because all the women walk around in short shorts and I can see their legz
>>33406484>Wants a lot, doesn't offer muchOnly reasonable if you buy into the incel "women only want Chad and won't look good for me" bullshit
>CareerYou will note that my main complaint with that was anon was talking as if all modern day women are workaholics which is laughably untrue, which gives me suspicion that his problem with modern women is that they don't live up to his tradwife ideal.
>Long pastAnd again, I pointed out that most women aren't OF thots. The idea that most modern women are whores with insanely high body counts is a joke.
>RespectWhere did I disagree with him? I just said that most women do respect men and that he needs to stop basing his idea of modern women off of retards on social media.
>Unable to compromiseYou will note that my main comment with this was that I was amused by the fact that anon strikes me as someone whose unable to compromise while complaining about people who are unable to compromise in the same sentence. And it further proves my point that when he talks about "feminists" he's not talking about a political ideology, but just using the term as a way to talk about women he doesn't like.
>ChildrenAgain, I told him to not date anti-natalist women and to make sure to emphasize wanting children on the first date.
>>33406478Agree, to me it can kind of show that they can take care of someone and if they're nice, but that's just my assumption.
>>33406283I don't think so. I'm selfish and manipulative. I can play the part of a good woman, but it is largely for my own benefit/survival/enjoyment I think.
>>33406487>Fuck you.>Also fuck you.See what I mean? Insatiable.
>>33406494You're not fucking any of them, cuck incel.
>>33406458Are the manons just the average guy
>>33406489>what else would you do with a tribe of angry femanonsDepends how many blonde bimbos there are ITT.
>>33406498I hate you, but I'll just keep proving your point somehow if I respond more.
>>33406502I'm jaggin off in mah pants
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>>33406494This includes women of all ages.
>>33406495I'm just saying some of those are reasonable things to want, going on a crusade against this guy and calling him names and ridiculing him isn't proving your point and probably just makes him hate women even more.
How do we encourage women to find long term relationships instead of sleeping around? As a male there have been multiple cases where I've only been good enough for sex
>>33406512Yes I'm aware that it's wrong to ever criticize men ever and be honest with them. You should always baby men and treat them like children.
>>33406489Dunno. It depends on gear as well. Doesn't matter how strong one manon is if all the women have spears.
Women tell me your wish, and i'll monkey paw it
>>33406517I didn't say that. But it you want to change someone's mind or have an actual discussion with them flipping out and calling them an incel chud or whatever is a piss poor way to do that.
>>33406494I'm happy when its summer and women can walk around in short shorts, skirts and crop tops.
>>33406515>I've only been good enough for sexBe good enough for a long term relationship, and only date women who engage in long term relationships and abstain from hookups. If every man does this, women will follow suit.
>>33406523incels are a lost cause you should treat them like shit
>>33406515I dunno, I'm a woman and I've managed to find a long term relationship and was never interested in sleeping around. But my BF is also not a retard who basis his understanding of women off of social media.
>>33406523Maybe, just maybe, he shouldn't have said shit that sounds like bullshit that a whiney incel would say. And I'm not a tankie, so I'd never call anyone a chud.
>>33406520I wish the monkey's paw didn't work.
>>33406458can i be a gardener ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
>>33406458i wish this would happen and sexy naked tribal women would overpower moids and kidnap them (me) as breeding slaves
>>33406520I wish to give birth to a healthy baby boy, who will grow up with my care to be a happy, fulfilled adult who had all the opportunities he needed present for him to make his own meaningful choices in life with the best amount of guidance and good sense that his father and I could instill in him.
>>33406526I'll never be rich enough to be a long term partner
>>33406458>bro thinks jh is born in august and not me
you could offer me the world but the world is not enough
>>33406519I'm assuming they both have spears and such. Women you know to make and use spears and bows right?
>>33406504At least a couple I think. How many would you need to lead into battle?
>>33406515You don't. These are all the consequences of a highly atomized, Anglo-American culture.
>>33406539NTA
That's funny. Where are all of these supposed whorish women in my white American area?
>>33406535what does this mean?
>>33406534How rich do you think you need to be? There's always someone with less, just date one of those girls.
>>33406533He gets hit by a truck and killed the day before his wedding
>>33406535When did birthdays factor into this?
>>33406538>lead into battleOh, I wasn't thinking about fighting with them.
>>33406542having sex with me
>>33406530Your wish is granted. But now everything you eat tastes like poo
>>33406533Your wish is granted, but a horrible accident went wrong during birth and you are now paralyzed from the neck down
>>33406545That sucks. But at least he had a great life until it was suddenly and cruelly ripped away by fate.
>>33406539consequences of secularism not race baiting
>>33406533this post warms my heart sincerely
>>334065441 million in the bank or 120k yearly
>>33406531can i be peaceful i don't wanna fight :c
>>33406542Having sex with Tyrone
>>33406546You have a mission to kill all the moids and the only thing you can think of is tonguing your sisters in arms
>>33406549I'd gladly be paraplegic if it meant I was certain my future baby was born and had the chance to grow up in such perfect, meaningful conditions.
>>33406555It's a warrior clan babe. That's not how it works.
>>33406555Shameful. My half Chinese half Japanese friend is laughing at you right now.
>>33406538If everyone has spears then it's probably a numbers game. The women will probably lose one before they turn the manon into a pincushion
>>33406553I'm glad. Knowing my deepest wants are as right to others as it feels to me just strengthens my conviction to continue working towards it.
>>33406555maybe you should go in the back of the formation
>>33406551Doesn't really count for much if never really did anything with it does it
>>33406553Unfortunately the "get everyone back to church" crowd is one of the most clownish, ineffective and useless.
Women how can i be besties your dad?
>>33406557Make love, not war.
>>33406562i don't give a shit about the chinese and less about the japs lols
>>33406520For everyone I love, including my future children, to have healthy, happy, fulfilling, long (appropriate length for humans) lives, including peaceful, pain-free deaths from old age surrounded by people who love them when their time comes
>>33406546Leo is often associated with leadership due to their confidence, charisma, and natural inclination to take charge. Ruled by the Sun
>>33406573>how can i be besties your dad?Esl hours
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>>33405953>>33405961>>33405952I made the chili
ive never made chili before. I usually cook every night but i guess this is one that goes under the radar. Winged it from the proportions i saw online
tastes good i guess. Nothing special
>>33406564It is just the rules, I guess you could cook or something
>>33406570Not everyone gets that chance. Life isn't fair.
>>33406573Be an abusive gambling addict who looks at Asian porn all day in the living room while listening to the TV and complain about everything.
>>33406579with* your dad. It aint that deep
I thought I found a good woman but then there was a tiny detail that sent the whole house of cards down. Kinda sucks.
>>33406561maybe i can just farm whatever yummy veggies r there n make a peace treaty in turn for fruits
The music is quite peak tonight.
>>33406587What was the problem anon?
>>334065541 million is almost nothing in 2025.
>500k on a new car and a new home>200k on jewelry and new clothes>100k on travelling>100k on gifts to your gf, family or friendsNow you're left with 100k to spend only.
>>33406580looks pretty yummy! hope you and your mom also enjoys
there's something really erotic about a man becoming a father
>>33406591She had a penis.
>>33406574Ok then what will you do with a bunch of high strung manons that may or may not have grouped together and have been told that a pack of bloodthirsty women are loose in the woods and are hunting them?
>>33406588Ultimately what you do is down to the orders of your leader jh
>>33406589post music
>>33406595>1 million is almost nothing in 2025bro I would kill for 20 bucks rn
>>33406573Talk about sports
>>33406591I was too young and she lost interest
Pretty sure women just want chicks with dicks for bfs
>JH hates Asians
>her dad has yellow fever
Hm
>>33406600who is jh ? ^ㅂ^ (i don't have a clue what is happening)
>>33406601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2RZLbkBfDc
>>33406597And is it you who wants to make him a father
>>33406608DOES SHE HATE ME
>>33406576Your wish is granted. But, this only occurs because elon musk has taken over the planet and has placed everyone's consciousness into androids
>>33406609Jh would you whip this sissy into shape and make a killing machine of her or let her tend to the garden and be a drag on the other amazonesses?
>>33406612no she only hates the guys afaik
>>33406609I also don't know who jh is lol but people here talk about jh like a household staple
>>33406584>Be an abusive gambling addict who looks at Asian porn all day in the living room while listening to the TV and complain about everything.i dont wanna do that. Cant we like garden together? or go bowling?
>>33406603which sport?
>>33405853I liked diet mountain dew
>>33406595genuinely a million dollars in north america or northwestern europe is not as much as people think. Its definitely a lot of money but these days being a millionare basically just means
>im old, had a good job, and didnt spend all my savings and a million is total capital is basically any middle middle class family given how expensive homes and cars are
>>33406600I'd handle the negotiations with the anons myself. Like I said, I wouldn't make other people fight for me.
>>33406601https://youtu.be/XaSVkb_XLt4
https://youtu.be/w4NzmCm1NVs
https://youtu.be/B7NQzjEywic
https://youtu.be/6_PAHbqq-o4
>>33406610can't believe this was already 15 years ago
touhou ahh beat
I think they're all still on tour currently
(meanwhile I'm recording techno in the dark at 2am but should sleep)
>>33406607Such a man would never get a gf, too passive
>>33406601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsGaY-Wv5Sc
>>33406608Completely unrelated. Also I don't hate Asians, I just don't find them more attractive to date than some other races.
>>33406612I don't hate anyone ITT unless they talk shit.
>>33406627The Prodigy mentioned
will listen to the others too <3 you always got epic taste
>>33406628If I make a voca of my 3d printer running will you mix it into music and post it?
>>33406595nobody buys a new house except the top 1% unless it's in the middle of nowhere
>>33406610ZAMN nigga ts hard asl icl I fw it heavy
Women would you be more offended if you caught your bf looking at porn of women that look just like you (you might be his fetish), or women that look nothing like you (you might not be enough for him)
>>33406614Aw man. I ready to suffer something myself, I wasn't expecting Elon Musk. Can androids die of old age, though?
>>33406618Bitch I don't tell other people what to do unless I have the structure of professional or societal expectations to back my instructions up. People who don't feel compelled to listen will never do what they're told.
>>33406632wanna listen to this while playing Crazy Taxi lol
>>33406621No. He hates my garden and hates physical activity.
>>33406626You'd really go out on your own to confront a bunch of men with a kill on sight policy
>>33406526You are a fool.
Women are the gatekeepers of sex, men are the gatekeepers of relationships.
>>33406621>which sport?Everything on espn
>>33406644nta but the premise of the original question clearly defined you as a monarch, that's about as backed up as you can get.
>>33406624>>im old, had a good job, and didnt spend all my savingsYeah, there's a difference between just being a millionaire and being able to spend it.
>>33406641>Can androids die of old age, though?Sure, maybe the lifespan if the hardware just happens to line up with the average human lifespan
>>33406620>peopleGenerous term for the same couple simps that are always here
>>33406621>which sport?Doesn't matter
Just say "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
>>33406639He can look at whatever he wants, I won't be offended either way
>>33406661the thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in...
>>33406611yes but also not necessarily. getting impregnated by him vs watching him become a dilf as a third party observer hit different
>>33406639The latter. The former would still offend me though, because wtf was the point of sending him all those pics of he's not going to use them?
>>33406657Thanks, I hate it. You win this round, monkey's paw
>>33406649I'd make myself as nonthreatening as possible.
>>33406655Nobody is listening to me just because you put a crown on my head. Same way I wouldn't listen to some bitch just because she was named the leader unilaterally.
Are women turned off by men that want to be femdommed?
>>33406644so may i be a pacifist while everyone dies
>>33406642<3
I suppose I should post some choons too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vznaxbskA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_gKTJTIcYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sFnp7bKwdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Ud-VfibJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOcrsKN2cQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytnar9g9VgE
>>33406670I am, idk about other women
>>33406675Nobody is dying. Well I mean lots will die without reliable drinkable water, medicine, shelter, etc on an island. But nobody would die of fighting if I could help it.
>>33406669And if it worked what would you do with all of the moids you now have. Make them build houses?
>Nobody is listening to meWomen if you were part of a tribe and JH was designated as the cheiftaness would you listen to her orders
>>33406645Streetlight is peak jogging music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU3aT82NwgE
>>33406677I’ll give a listen in a bit, gettijg called away by family
>>33406678Do you want a guy to tie you up or keep you as a housepet?
>>33406648>He hates my gardenwhat the hell, why?? thats so mean
>>33406652Honestly thats the easiest type of dad to befriend. I'm not into sports, but a little research and i can pretend to
>>33406661>Did you see the game list night?? I can't believe it
>>33406650https://voca.ro/1a8GZU01wRLB
The quality is dogshit, dunno if it'll be usable.
>>33406686nw have fun with them
>>33406685this feels so nostalgic lol, what a rush
>>33406689>but a little research and i can pretend toIf you haven't been following the teams for years you won't be able to pretend
>>33406693You underestimate my power
How do I cope with the fact that I'll never be good or interesting enough for women.
>>33406688Kittenposter wants chad to rape him at a party
>>33406138
>>33406683wow you're like one of the few sane people here !
>>33406697You could start by not self-sabotaging yourself.
>>33406684I don't want a leadership role. I stopped teaching because I hated being responsible for so many kids at once for so little pay. Dealing with 4chan users for free would be Hell.
>>33406573>>33406585Well... you'd probably have to be a necromancer just to speak to him.
>>33406689>what the hell, why??He sucks.
>>33406699Nope, just lazy.
>>33406701Perhaps I picked the wrong person for this role. But you're so violent, I can't think of a better person.
I wish I were really crazy
>>33406707How do you know you aren't
>>33406160What's a cervix poker dick?
>>33406703>He sucks.You should put parental locks on his porn
>>33406639Why can't he just ask me to flash him?
Why does he need to view hyper perfected visuals to coom? Why is he not cumming in me?
>>33406700Is it self sabotage or just an observation of reality
>>33406710NTA
Presumably a dick so huge that it pokes the cervix.
>>33406715It is in fact the former.
>>33406706I'm only violent in hypothetical one on ones where I can hurt someone who personally wronged me. Like my fights in school.
>>33406670You guys call me weird for liking it so... bleh.
>>33406709I would have been successful instead of a never was creative
>>33406711He'd buy a gun.
>>33406697Just remember that Chris-chan is good enough for some women.
>>33406724you mean his own mother who he raped
>>33406721Pretend you're too stupid to know what happened.
>>33406718no we call you weird for being into poly
>>33406713You have the opposite problem. You're not violent enough. How could you lead a group of bloodthirsty warriors.
>>33406717You can get quite furious. And besides don't most of the moids here shit talk you, is that not ground for killing them all
>>33406725Also that Finnish chick.
>>33406726He'd spend more of my money to hire tech guys to solve the problem.
>>33406716I think it's the latter though as it is indeed true
>>33406718Why do you like it? What do you find appealing about it?
>>33406688Absolutely not
>>33406698What the fuck is wrong with you
>>33406732Blow the tech guys to get them to tell him it's unfixable.
>>33406729For every shittalking moid ITT, there's a fun one that has hornyposted with me or otherwise helped me with advice. They're not all bad.
>>33406720What haven't you succeeded in in life that craziness would have helped you with
Why do poly people look like that?
>>33406736>What the fuck is wrong with youTry reading your own posts
State Gender
What is the difference between hornyposting and lewdposting?
>>33406724Yeah but he's famous and batshit insane. I'm just a boring ass nobody.
>>33406721Does he really dislike you that much? :(
>>33406741You actually *can* judge a book by its cover most of the time.
>>33406740Music, poetry, being cool and having friends / romance
>>33406517Anonette, you've been acting like this for a while now. I thought you were on your period or something when it was just a few days, but it's been too long now for that. What is with the hostility?
>>33406741The inside reflects on the outside
>>33406741I'm sure you've seen the meme
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>>33406758https://youtu.be/YC--_hD7PYo
>>33406738Ok, how about instead of the responsibility solely resting on you, you ambush and subdue the men, tie them up, and later they night gather in a circle at camp and decide what to do with each one communally
>>33406719Is 7inx5.5in a cervix poker?
>>33406735I like doing the controlling and talking.
>>33406750How far have you gotten in these attempts. Where else are you successful in life.
>>33406760https://youtu.be/zjrmb1R2dMw
>>33406760this is too real
>>33406764Mine is 7x5 but I think the extra half inch would push it into schlong territory
>>33406760rofl yeah ive seen it, i love it
How can I avoid being jealous when my future wife shifts all of her love to our son and loses interest in me?
>>33406775Men, can you wrap an index card around it?
>>33406775I guess if you rolled one into a cylinder it would be approximate. But it tapers near the end.
>>33406777Is there a finite amount of love a person can give
>>33406766Far below my potential
>>33406777brother, it's 2025. if you even get that far, you can call yourself lucky and successful
it's the circle of life, man, just accept the passing of the years if that happens
>>33406756lol disco cat <3
>>33406707do you really though
I have just discovered that I'm a narcissist
>>33406793What are you gonna do now
>>33405728>>33405711Kill yourself, retard.
>>33405746So what, manlet? Fuck you and stay jelly.
>>33406785If you think your potential is far higher than what it's at right now then perhaps you don't need an unattainable and vague quality like "craziness" to reach it. For if you did you'd say you've already met your potential. Give it another go.
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Guys, I want to talk to cephalopods.
I want to tell them secrets.
Do you?
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Femanons, are you cozy rn?
American hours are closing soon.
>>33406760kek, but WHY is it true
>>33406801yeah sure why not
>>33406782Idk. But that scenario seems pretty common
>>33406786True but like, i'll miss my wife :/
>>33406793You should do that thing narcissists do where they think being self aware of their narcissism absolves them from acting like narcissists
>>33406801Every animal except humans are functionally retarded
>>33406782nta, but yeah kinda. Expressions of love take time and effort, even if not much. If you expend all your time and effort elsewhere you will be less able to show your love.
>>33406807Get a new one.
The fortune cookie said so.
>>33406803It's 7 pm on the west coast.
>>33406796>>33406810I'm going to rid myself of my narcissism by getting out of my own head. I think some of this is attributed to my autism and my shit childhood where I had to paint a picture in my head of me being untouchable, when that wasn't my reality at all, in order to prevent me from killing myself
>>33406801yes i love cephalopods
cuttlefish r so cute i wanna hug one ㅠㅠ
Women did you have a diary as a girl. Do you still have one
>>33406817>I'm going to rid myself of my narcissism by getting out of my own head.Keep us updated, this sounds interesting.
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>>33406826Did you ever go on that date with that Indian Anon, RuleBreaker?
Imagine what things would be like if the 3rd world never got an internet connection
>>33406824Yes and my mom read it and told my family about it
Now this is my diary
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>>33406831America in a nutshell.
>>33406733Well then, you'll continue to be miserable and it'll be all your fault.
>>33406751>Criticizing men and not babying them is treating them with hostilityI understand that. What I find confusing is that men always say that women are overgrown children meanwhile, men lose their shit when you treat them like adults and give them honest criticism.
>>33406831Niggas been going BONKERS since that Obamaphone hit.
t. Black Twitter Veteran
>>33406836Duality of human scum.
Embrace Monke.
>>33406691lol thanks for posting... it has an interesting quality, sounds a bit like one of those voice distorter things that used to be in the park when you were a kid
anyway here's a dumb how it's made-ahh beat https://voca.ro/1m8vnbK8KZtv
>>33406835no wonder hat kid went to space
>>33406838your obamaphone linging
I do need you a lot and I don’t know what to do about that
>>33406834Aw that sucks she's mean. What kind of things did you write in it
Women can i kiss your cheeks and squeeze you really hard and spin you around?
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>>33406843This is the most cursed post this month.
2spooky4me.
>>33406836Is it my fault if I'm just like that
Huh
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Men, I think they're confirming Toxoplasma is wrecking your individual sperms.
Are you ok with only producing girls or abortions in exchange for owning cats?
>>33406844I need you and you need me
>>33406851get off of twitter
>>33406830Huh? What date? What?
>>33406843Nta
Sounds like a whale
>>33406851even more reason to keep the cats around jk
>>33406849cursing is my specialty
>>33406855Sigh… Nevermind.
> fades into oblivion> all ogre
>>33406851Nigga do you think I give a shit. No woman's ever gonna let me touch her let alone impregnate her.
Have you guys ever met someone you thought was genuinely good all around - morally sound , emotionally intelligent , kind, etc. would you consider yourself one? I ask because I see tons of holier than thou people on the internet, and based off them you’d think that it isn’t that hard to be a perfect little angel , like the people who say “my biggest flaw is that I’m too good of a person
>>33406858yeah, I was thinking like a submarine kek
>>33406836Anonette, that wasn't "honest criticism", that looked like a typical post from the people who spend 200 posts arguing about theology, abortion, covid lockdowns, or who controls the world. you've been posting repeated variations of "men can't handle a logical woman" for like a week now and it's starting to become a shtick
gonna start calling you Aynonymous Rand
>>33406843>beatThis is good.
>>33406863no, everyone is an asshole in some way
>>33406863>my biggest flaw is that I’m too good of a personthese ppl always got red flags and are oblivious to their flaws kek
humility is a virtue
>>33406863>Have you guys ever met someone you thought was genuinely good all around - morally sound , emotionally intelligent , kind, etc.Not really, no one can possibly be THAT specific, rare if it's even a thing.
>would you consider yourself one? Haha, no.
YOU KNW WHAT WE NEED? WE NEED RAWTIME ATOGA EDITION
>>33406867How was it not honest criticism beyond you not liking it? I read anon's post and I posted my honest opinions and problems with it.
Tech anons, my 6 year old computers CPU temperature keeps going up to 150ºF and causing the kernel to freak out and stall my system even when i shut it down to cool to room temp. Do i replace the thermal paste? I have some laying around
Any other anons deal with addict and abusive parents for most of their life?
I'm about to go to therapy in like 3 weeks and I was recommended a few books for alcoholic parents and they all describe my problems and habits exactly and now I'm starting to think my parents did far more damage to me than I ever thought.
>>33406863Maybe idk. Most people I've met were decent but I've never really gotten close enough to someone to know them like that. Maybe I am all that stuff but I'm a lazy worthless faggot so it doesn't count for shit.
>>33406863I have. I remember one well, sort of remember another, there are probably more I don't remember cause my memory sucks
Me, fuck no. Though i think I was as a kid, i was naive and hakuna matata
But I'm guessing you got a bone to pick with self-righteous types and you don't want to talk about angels
>>33406595>>200k on jewelry and new clothes
>>100k on travelling
>>100k on gifts to your gf, family or friends
>Richfags think this is realistic
>>33406877Yes, and dust put your pc, replace your fans.
>>33406883>>>100i wonder what post 100 was
>>33406877One, who the fuck measures CPU temp in f. Two that's like 65 degrees which is well in operating temps. Three it sounds like you don't know what you're doing and probably shouldn't attempt a repastr.
>>33406877heavy load 150F is fine
>>33406884But its a mac so id have to go find my set of electronic repair tools and hope i dont accidentally snap something
>>33406883No, that's what poorfags think is realistic
>>33406882You’re right, I just made that post after reading some post shit talking a celebrity for a small miscommunication. I don’t care for celebrities, but the internet has made me realize something.
That if any of my unsightly, or weakest, public moments were known, I’d have endless hate threads about me, and so would every “nice” person I know.
Like I’m autistic and have had poor social awareness at times, meaning no harm, and hope I’d get treated with kindness or given the benefit of the doubt, but people online (even are so called normie sites) are man as shit.
>>33406861I'm confused at what is going on.
My crush is only part native american.
And he doesn't really want to talk to me.
>>33406886This is actually the first time I've ever seen someone measure CPU temp in F. Atoga really making me convert in my head.
>>33406886>>33406887Im not doing heavy loads though i just have browser open
inb4
>but chromium is heavyShut up its not that bad
>it sounds like you don't know what you're doingThe most ive done is assemble a PC from vintage parts. So no i dont know much about repair. Im more towards the math and theory than hardware
>>33406897>Im not doing heavy loads thoughyou will be
I want to love women, but they don't want my love.
>>33406897It's probably a software issue to be honest. Or more cynically your Mac is entering its planned obsolescence phase and there's not much you can do about that. Back all your shit up.
>>33406863>would you consider yourself one?I'm very morally inconsistent.
>cs major
>doesn't know how to use a computer
Woman moment
>>33405479Male, 31
Not really. One of the two women I've been with was a starfish, and the other gave some pretty good head but otherwise it was mediocre. I didn't cum during any of the times I slept with either of them.
>>33406903In her defense computer science has very little to do with using computers.
Why was I fucked on hair genes? I can’t grow a mustache, which makes my beard look stupid, but I don’t look as good clean shaven.
The way I see it, most people who don’t have a nice jawline or aren’t trying to look feminine should grow some facial hair. And I belong in that camp. Fuck me.
>>33406909Forgot to add the question:
What is the worst thing, either physically or personality-wise, you got from your parents genes?
>>33406896Im using F because thats what the temp monitor comes in and im an american. MacOS doesnt come with a CPU temp monitor so i had to download one and it decided to use F.
This is the termperature that MacOS starts to think its overheating and throttle the CPU severely in the stupidest way possible. I think running this machine every day for like 6 years has probably caused a system or two to go wacko and think that throttling the CPU severely for a couple seconds is the right way to fix the issue
>>33406909you already know
it starts with aut and doesn't end with horship talent
>>33406911M
My dad was kinda short but my mom was kinda tall (5'8 and 5'7 respectively) but somehow I ended up way shorter than either
>>33406912>im an americanCelsius is the standard to measure internal temps in the US too
women
what's your favourite disney movie?
>>33406915>tfw solidly taller than both my parents>tfw still below averagesalute to my genes, they did what they could
>>33406912Try repasting and cleaning dust out. Save all your shit in case you bust it in the process.
>>33406918Off the top of my head: Hunchback, Frozen, Lilo and Stich.
>>33406911Probably eyesight.
My dad had 20/20 (obviously worse now as he is old), but my mom was always bad. Everyone in my family got my moms bad eyesight, ffs. But my sisters ended up getting laser eye or contacts. Me and my brother just uses glasses.
>>33406918I can't remember any of them, probably haven't watched most of them in nearly 20 years
Hello lurker femanons. I hope you have a good day tomorrow or today depending on your timezone.
>>33406911Idk what I got from my dad because he was adopted. Pretty sure I got most of my autism from my mom and her dad. Maybe this adhd is my dad's?
>>33406901But its an i9k and apple isnt doing intel anymore so id either have to compromise on the M series or switch over the linux and i dont know which is worse
i guess i can also just suck it up since im going back to the dorm soon so i wont be using my desktop anymore
inb4
>why do you have both a laptop and a desktopI got this when i was like 13 and the laptop is used okay im not super spoiled or anything, i use my electronics until theyre useless. Also you save money if you get a good computer every decade or half decade rather than a new "just okay" device every year or two like a lot of people do, if that is something youre able to do
>>33406903Download more RAM.
GG, noob ;)
do you guys also keep relieving cringe shit you did in your head from months ago? how do i stop it
>>33406931Why lurkers specifically...
>>33406903What about my posts indecate i dont know how to use a computer? I do almost all my programming in the terminal and have assembled a PC before. Im not stupid about computers. Not an expert yet but still. Dont be fucking sexist
>>33406933are you the cute girl in all your classes who has to ask the professor "umm how do I do this exercise on a mac?"
>>33406937Plenty of Femanons are scared they will get doxxed if they post.
I guess???
>>33406936>do you guys also keep relieving cringe shit you did in your head from months ago?Brother, I relive cringe shit I did in my head from YEARS ago.
>>33406936I fixed it by doing more cringe shit each day until my brain just physically can't hold all my fuckups
Each day I make a point to fuck up at least 4 or 5 social interactions
>>33406936yeah and there's no cure for it
actually no, the cure for it is to do something even worse so you think about that instead of the previous most cringe event
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>>33406939I wish I could help, but idk about Macs.
Just BigMacs.
>>33406933Why not get a windows laptop like a normal person
>>33406936i scream at myself in the shower and fantasize about going back in time to murder child me
>>33406939install linux on it nerdyface
>>33406937They're silent and need to know they're appreciated despite that.
>>33406936It's in the past
Other people do stupid and cringy shit too
If it keeps happening just accept you're cringe and then cringemaxx until you wrap around into being based
>>33406936Man I remember cringe shit I did when I was a teenager, and it makes me want to puke. I remember when I almost got into a fight with a girl student because we bumped into each other by accident and she dropped her phone, and got mad at me for “breaking it”.
I regret not punching that bitch in the face/
Anons who've done a graduate degree do you work a full time job while doing it or not
>>33406955Should have peed on the phone to assert dominance.
Eh, live and learn.
>>33406956don't employers usually pay for your masters degree?
>>33406941Most of the professors and TAs use Macs lol. My classes are like maybe 50% Macbooks 30% generic Dell/Lenovo/whatever 15% loud RGB gamer machines, 5% arch/gentoo thinkbooks (yeah those kids look how youd expect)
Idk why people think CS and Developers dont use Macs, MacOS is like a third of github commits if i remember correctly. yeah engineering students dont use Macbooks that much but thats because they have to run more proprietary software.
>>33406960No idea. But it seems like a lot to do both things at once.
I see, the cringe PTSD is very common then
Femanon you are now thinking about my long, sturdy moid fingers inside your princess parts
>>33406967you reminded me of an old video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Zd4nRqpoE
>>33406948I hate windows and every time ive had to use the newer version i feel my brain cave in and the spirit of a solitare-playing grandmother possess me as i try to figure out what a "onedrive" is
>>33406951Picrel
if we dont win this ranked game. im going to CRY
>>33406972It's not that bad honestly
>>33406969Yea I am but it hurts can you take them out
What are the most sexually progressive modern societies in the world? Like what country can we all be happy sluts?
>>33406969>princess partsyou sound like a pedo
>>33406960I think it depends on what the field is and who your employer is. I assume engineers get their masters covered but not an english major or MBA in consulting, i assume
from what ive been told though you should never do a PhD program unless the school or employer is covering the entire tuition with a scholarship or a work/study program because apparently that just means that youre in the program to subsidize the students they actually want in the program.
>>33406975Are you excited?
Women if your boyfriend drummed his hands on your belly would you feel fat
>>33406961>5% arch/gentoo thinkbooks (yeah those kids look how youd expect)Kek so true i had some real freaks in my CS classes
Yh ton of people use Macbooks especially in webdevs. Its way easier to work if you got a normal terminal and they actually work unlike Linux laptops. But desu WSL on windows gets you like 90% of the same experience.
>>33406972>>33406974people actually use onedrive?
>>33406977I assume the northern european countries?
>>33406987BongCat.gif
Making magic.
>>33406956I don't have a master's, but I knew a lot of grad students in school. I can't think of any who didn't have full time jobs.
Women, aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa. You know what i mean?
Myao you got any good nature docco recs?
>>33406990Yh its especially big in university environments. It's fucking Dogwank tho
>>33406918Pocahontas, Sleeping Beauty, The Black Cauldron.
>>33406996No.
You have to approach them during their ovulation weeks. Otherwise 0% chance.
Women what if i don't have a distinguishable "line" for a happy trail? what if its just an extra hairy area below my belly button to my peen?
what if it was flipped? what would it be like if women loved us during their periods and hated us during ovulation?
>>33407001A happy patch? Iunno. Someone is bound to appreciate it
>>33407006Lmao. It would be like cats. I guess it is 'round that time yet again.
>>33407006they hate me always. they always be like why are you like this, you are so quiet
>>33406989>Kek so true i had some real freaks in my CS classesAnyways picrel kids are the worst, other than sexists that think im too stupid to know how to open a text file, usually they overlap though
>But desu WSL on windows gets you like 90% of the same experienceI dont think operating system really matters in a CS program, they design the work so everyone can do it as long as they have shell access. Its best to use whatever youre familiar with and make sure you have Bash or a Bash clone like zsh installed.
>Yh ton of people use Macbooks especially in webdevsMy first roommate was this taiwanese girl in computer engineering and she used a macbook to do all of her work. Whenever i asked her what personal projects she was doing it was always
>UI layout>Webpage interface>Quantidk why she was in engineering. Mightve been an administrative thing.
There are some some business majors in my classes that are obviously doing quant and 99% of them are using macbooks
>>33407006Flipped from what? They never love men.
>>33407015You say that, but we know it isn't true. Women hate men.
Women would you let your man go hunting
>>33407017stop punching yourself in the face
>>33407011why you calling me out like that i dont use ark though
>>33407007>Someone is bound to appreciate itDo you mean that in the same way when you're talking about ugly guys?
>>33407020but i didn't and it's sore anyway
>>33407015We know.
Racist.
>>33407017Was it that big
>>33407011That picture just reminded me of one of my group projects. Im pretty sure one of the people in my group was a furry and the dude looked disgusting. He once handed me his laptop to look at something and i honestly think it was fucking radioactive. Ive never a laptop look that grim in my life.
>>33407015yeah? name 100 man
>>33407026i didn't suck anything either >:(
>>33407029So what did you do
>>33407015can we stop with the fakes
Do women even like dicks? Gay men seem to, but women seem to be into faces, abs and sometimes butts. I never see women talk about dicks.
>>33406998i have a couple but i forgot their titles sigh
ill check them tmr n tell u then
>>33407030nothing, my chronic tmj is flaring up again
now comfort me
>>33407034Bowl of ice cream, throw on cozy blanket, and snuggle with kitty.
>>33407024stop grinding your fucking teeth when you're sleeping
>>33407022I mean it in the way that some people appreciate specific types of features over others, or may like certain features because of a specific person and their feelings for them.
>>33407032>but women seem to be into faces, abstrue... some men are just so beautiful just looking at a picture of them instantly lifts my mood
>>33406849recorded an even more cursed mix only using samples from
>>33406691 (but then brought in the 909 and 303 :P) https://voca.ro/12FFRj1f9NyN
>>33407034It's ok babe you don't have to give me top tonight. Take an Advil and cuddle with me to numb the pain.
>>33407040post an example
>>33407041meong meong !!! (?)
>>33407032They like:
Chad/Brad, Tyrone, Ramjeet, Mohammed and/or Diego.
I HATE BEING SHORT AND UGLY
>>33407042This is not bad, ashually.
>>33406977japan, and only in their artworks
>>33407052wrong anon mb (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)
>>33407019Bargian hunting, sure.
I dont understand women. They will be able totally fine shoving a whole human out of their vagina, possibly tearing it themselves. But then they'll cry and whine when they scrape their elbow. What gives?
>>33407032I like dicks. The issue is that it's difficult to talk about penis preference without upsetting men.
>>33407036how would i stop if i'm doing it in my sleep
i told my ortho that years ago and they didn't do shit >:c they just gave me multiple pairs of clear retainers and i ended up grinding holes into all of them
>>33407035i miss my kitty :'(
>>33407044thank u xx
>>33407035
>>33407032I like looking at pictures of dicks. There have been a few that i kept coming back to over and over. However ive not seen on in person so idk
>>33407060>totally fineNigga have you ever seen a woman in labor
>>33407055Me, too.
But I am M.
>>33407063picture of you after seeing this one
>>33407061Tell me about your preference.
>>33407056it's pretty bad lol but thanks bro
>>33407064>Nigga have you ever seen a woman in laborNope
>>33407061… racist.
Also, Femcel propaganda.
>>33407067I like small dicks, I like them shaved, and I generally prefer them circumcised.
>>33407073you're going to kill the cute korean girl?
What happened to my appetite. Do I have cancer?
>>33407061>>33407067No she's right. If women start talking about penis preference, i'll kill myself for not living up to it
>>33407074Define small (I will have a melty)
>>33405444 (OP)women how long does it usually take you to cum when masturbating? and how fast could you cum if you tried hard enough?
>>33407074I guess you wouldn't like mine then. I am circumcised though.
>>33407082don't worry, all you need to do is get circumcised now
>>33407073Missed the chance to say im gonna kill myaoself
>>33407085Smaller than 5 inches.
>>33407084What do you think it smells like
I've heard that all women are size queens until a dick hits their cervix, is that true?
If the dick can't give a hard whack on the cheek it's too short, simple as
>>33407073You just need a good Full Nelson sessions, and you’ll be right and perky again.
Promise, sis.
>>33407100does that count as domestic violence?
>>33407100I can slam my dick on the table and it'll make thumping noises
>>33407094im gonna kill myaoself
my tummy hurts sm from that baijiu i drank earlier .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
>>33407097i dont know but in my mind it's divine
>>33407099No. Size queens are also into pain often.
>>33407104Lmao..
Truth, eh?
Idk how many more job rejections i can take. I think im nearly at 200. It's so fucking hard to stay positive
>>33407095Why do you like that? Can you even feeli it?
>>33407100What if my dick is really stiff? To this day, when i have a boner it just points up and stays in place. If i try to move it around like i see in porn it feels like it'll snap off
>>33407105Um,,,,.......vocaroo? Also how big
>>33407099As that schizo foid said, that is often the point for size queens.
Some genuinely enjoy the feeling of having their cervix hit, and describe it as "a jolt of electricity"
>>33407116They look cute and I suffer from tightness issues.
>>33407115what kind of jobs are you applying to? sometimes it's a numbers game sadly and the market is ass
Girls, should a guy wear gray sweatpants as his standard outfit for lounging around the house?
>>33407118I'll try but my boners are kinda painful right now so idk if I can get to full mast. And it's not that big only 7 inches.
>>33407110>>33407122No that's what I mean most women think they like huge dicks until one hits their cervix and the ones that actually enjoy it stay size queens.
>>33407127You feel for the ghey…
>>33407123puppy dog face**
>>33407099Cervixes aren't static, they move around all the time. I've had average sized guys hit my cervix just as much as larger ones. Usually it's easy to solve by adjusting your position
>>33407115Yea I regret my choices. Meanwhile my best friend got to WFH straight out of college in a google computer science job
>>33407126My dick is tiny when it's soft.
>Dogs don't actually smile
Shut the fuck up, fuck you
>>33407121im literally on the verge of death
not myao approved
This job economy better fix itself by the time i graduate
>>33407135Femcel propaganda.
Simply.
>>33407124I see. That is interesting.
>>33407136And what do you work as
>>33407115I had like 300 before I got my job
Don't give up anon
>>33407125Software dev, devops, sys admin, qa tester. basically IT related stuff. So basically I'm fucked rn. Doesn't help I'm a fresh comp sci grad. Should have just become a tradie
>>33407123Yh its not fun
>>33407131Is it gay to record cock slam vocas for other men
I feel like the second you want to start a family and deal with the extra shit that comes with that (wanting a house, a good life for your kids, etc) , life instantly goes into hard mode.
Some days I still wish I was a bachelor living like I was gonna spend the rest of my life single and free.
>>33407130I was not a size queen before nor after.
Penis is not the appeal. In fact big ones are a hassle because there is more to deal with. The pleasure did not increase.
>>33407137you'll be just in time for the next BS tech bubble
>>33407141I don't get it, why would that be femcel propaganda?
>>33407147congrats on graduating anyway anon
eh blue collar work is backbreaking lol
I'm sure you'll find something comfy, gl and keep applying
>>33407151no wife, no kids, no house, no problems
>still wish I was a bachelor living like I was gonna spend the rest of my life single and freeeh, it has its pros and cons
why is there no male belt unbuckling asmr...
>>33407146I don't like them, outside of the gym they look slobby
>>33407156Thanks I'll keep at it. At this point all i can do is try and stay positive
>>33407151? Go read to your kids weirdo
>>33407162sorry best I can do is whipping myself with a belt vocaroo
holy shit i have a micropenis compared to everyone else here
>>33407169yeah how is everyone here over 6 inches. is it because they're brown
>>33407166yeah dude, sounds really demoralising but everyone's in the same boat desu, stick with it and it will pay off in the long run
my old college friends work comfy WFH tech jobs, I've busted my ass in physical jobs kek it's not worth
>>33407162Do you want that
>>33407169dont worry bro, im barely above 5"
>>33405707Your chances of being murdered are already much lower than the average man's.
>>33405928They won't get sued. The law exists to help women kill unborn children and dox people and to give child rapists a second chance at life in small, isolated towns full of families.
>>33406184You should hang yourself.
>>33407103full nelson session ?
idk what that is but will it make this pain go away kuku .·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.
>>33407170I'm white an I have a 7in penis. To be fair that is a bone pressed measurement.
>>33407169Let me tell you, as long as your average it doesn’t matter. Big dicks , while a status symbol, have less compatibility with the average women compared to average dicks, and require lots of lube and foreplay to have the best sex.
There’s no good quickies with a big dick unless you find a unicorn women.
women can a non-deep male voice be attractive?
>>33407170Do you like Indian Men?
>>33407181What if I recorded one for you
>>33407178Group femanon hug
*hug*
>>33407182If you're a good singer, yes,
>>33407178>>33407185The Sisterhood is healing.
I like it.
>>33407184...please include unzipping and cloth rustling sounds too
>>33407170Mine is 8 inch’s exactly at best but I have porn addiction so I can barely get over 80% erect these days
>>33407187Yeowch.
Just call me ugly then…
Whenever I post vocaroos people tell me I sound gay.
>>33407185ty valk :c
if this tummy ache doesn't go away im gonna stab myself in the leg to distract myself
>>33407195nothing wrong with being gay bro
>>33407193>but I have porn addiction so I can barely get over 80% erect these daysJust take a couple days off jerking off. If I go 3 days without jerking it I'll get so horny I won't be able to sleep.
>>33407194orginal asker here. I'm a decent singer i think
How do incels and femcels with high libido function?
>>33407198What about being bi?
>>33407204lots of masturbating and raging on the internet presumably
>>33407204F
I masturbate in my mind
>>33407195Everyone is “ghey” on 4C.
Don’t worry,
>>33407196Ginger or mint to settle tummy. Unless it's cramps? Bad food?
>>33407204two sponges, a rubber glove, lotion and something to put them in.
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'kay I put a lot of work in to look like this so tell me what u think femanons
>>33407204Masturbating constantly and fantasizing about approaching women
>>334070563d printer techno locked groove kek https://voca.ro/1nNakM0AoZXC
k I'm gonna take a nap
>>33407206bi, gay, tomato tomato
>>33407209psychic masturbation is wild
>>33407214your kitchen equipment deserves better
>>33407215>"hey, I've seen this one before..."
>>33407215Bicep vein, seen at pump and then it's gone again.
>>33407215Male, but pretty decent physique. Pretty clear you go to the gym, and if not, you have great genes and probably did sports at some point. You may not stick out in a shirt but at the beach or in bed you’d look great.
>>33407215imagining what it would feel like if his body was pressed against my back
>>33407218This good, too.
>>33407190>>33407188Is it ok if the buckle doesn't sound very authoritative. It's kinda just a jingling sound.
>>33407215Eh, 5/10. Not really my type.
>>33407212shots of 125 proof baijiu :c
are women's standards too high??
>>33407215Too slim. Go on a mini bulk and you’d be much better off.
>>33407227i doubt it would matter
what kind of belt is it?
>>33407234Ehh depends. on average, women put much more effort into their appearance than men. Part of that is societal expectations, but still.
>>33407162probably cause it's gonna sound like this
>>334072346’1 to 6’3 will be the standard soon.
And 6inches to 8 inches minimum.
>>33407211Yeah but do women not like it? Is that why women never talk to me? Does everyone think I'm a fag?
>>33407241I thought that was already the standard
>>33407234"too high" for what? for us to not go extinct? yeah
I want to be someone who can talk to all kinds of people, how do I do that?
2 blood clots just appeared at the side of my mouth/cheek. Am I going to die?
When I become a billionaire I'm going to kidnap one of you femanons and force you to wear a mini-bikini on my private yacht
>>33407247>for us to not go extinct?Women's standards aren't high enough if that's the case
>>33407229Oh. Then water, brat diet, and or antiacid.
>>33407234Women want a gf with a dick basically
>>33407249just do it. it works for me. i fuck it up every time though
if you want to talk to all kinds of people and actually do it well, you're gonna need advice from someone else
>>33407234I have to force myself to have standards because I fall in love with any man who gives me the time of day
Women do you think about men with o
>>33407237Normal ass leather belt? Idk
Gimme a min it's almost done
>>33407251No. You're going to pay me to kidnap you.
>>33407226very minimal haha but thanks
techno gang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcxw5IxOG2c
night
>>33407234no lmao
>>33407249practice makes perfect
>>33407250no u can just pop them with ur teeth n swallow or spit it out
u prob pricked the skin with something pointy u were eating n it filled with blood
>>33407251hey won't we get cold
better not be some ugly print on them
>>33407259-minously large cocks?
Women are computer engineering (not science) men unattractive?
>>33407249Be a good listener, ask them questions about themselves that aren't too personal but not too generic, and if they say something you think is crazy or completely wrong just smile and nod and say something neutral
>>33407253i wanna go get them but my body won't move beyond an inch
Women do you actually wear bikinis to the beach?
>>33407273Rest for a min, being in pain sucks, but it'll help the pain. Motivate.
Grey hairs
Wrinkled eyes
Single bed
Wasted youth
All I ever wanted was a boyfriend but it's over now
>>33407268i would like a computer engineering bf so he can solder new switches in my keyboard for me
i could do it myself but i'm lazy
>>33407275valk ur my savior rn ty ㅠㅠ
>>33407215I can't believe only 2 anons here got this image
You guys need to explore more boards
>>33407276t. 24 years old
>>33407285And I literally am
I look like shit
>>33407262hey if you were willing then it wouldn't be a kidnap
>>33407265>hey won't we get coldheueheu you miight
>>33407287get over yourself and get a bf
>>33407282I know right, I couldn't keep up the mask when it unironically got a 5/10 from a femanon
>>33407279Yw hun. I like helpin. *headpats*
>>33407288rude
get me a warm towel stat
>>33407292is it ryan gosling or what
>>33407292It was such an old joke that I didn't even bother to reply but summerfags will be summerfags
>>33407278I would apply for the position, but I'll go ahead and reject myself before you do
>>33407292i thought it was obvious
>>33407234>are women's standards too high??Not too high, but somewhat unrealistic when given the current climate. The problem is that many want to encroach on the masculine role, but too few want a man who does the same with the feminine role (not that there are many). So we're left with masculine energy women who only want to men that are more masculine than them, but most of those men want women that are hyper feminine. Leaving a very small group of men they would actually date and would actually date them.
You're entitled to your standards, mind you. But I'm tired of seeing all the "where have all the good men/women gone." Like, nowhere, but your selective dating pool could fit into a thimble. That's just my 2 cents, tho.
>>33407268>Women are computer engineering (not science) men unattractive?Most engineers are insufferable and enjoy nothing more than the smell of their own farts.
>>33407274>Women do you actually wear bikinis to the beach?Yes. I don't workout 5+ times a week to wear a swimsuit.
>>33407088>women how long does it usually take you to cum when masturbating? Usually anywhere from 10 to 30 minutes.
>and how fast could you cum if you tried hard enough?I've done it in like 20 seconds.
>>33407195>Whenever I post vocaroos people tell me I sound gayIf you posted face pics, we'd tell you that you look gay too.
>>33407297>but I'll go ahead and reject myself before you dobut why
Women can you shoot period clots at people?
>>33407293id actually fucking kill for a warm body and headpats rn
>>33407290Yea
>>33407291I tried for years I don't think it's meant for me
>>33407282I'm assuming everyone is just playing along?
>>33407299>If you posted face pics, we'd tell you that you look gay too.It's not just that, gay guys are really into my voice and flirt with me whenever I post vocaroos.
>>33407305Is this the myaocopier? Did you really kiss me that one time?
women, what would your reaction be if your bf revealed to you plays children's card games on motorcycles?
>>33406066Fun fact: it's not physical harm but emotional and social harm, something you'd think women would be more sympathetic towards, but nope. Women love to torture men emotionally and socially
>>33407310*that he plays children's card games on motorcycles
>>33407310cool :3 unless ur fat
>>33407299You want to give a explanation about the age diff in that picture???
>>33407306Ok were dating now. When do you wanna get married.
>>33407310You can screw the rules if you have money
>>33407309this is real myao here
dunno when ur talking about but id kiss u anytime :3
*smoooooch*
I love blonde women so much
>>33407288>hey if you were willing then it wouldn't be a kidnapI mean, I like being on the water, and I can swim proficiently.
>>33407316Soon. The women in my family hit menopause early
>>33407317if the dragon was goodra from pokemon, yeah. i like women built like it too (chubby, small chested but wide hips and fat butt)
>>33407317>Would you fuck a dragon?Yes, next question
>>33407308>It's not just that, gay guys are really into my voice and flirt with me whenever I post vocaroos.Not to piss on your parade or undercut your voice or appearance, but gay men will literally fuck anything and anyone. And if you tell them you're straight, they're only going to want you more. Just like when I tell a straight guy I'm gay, he wants me more.
>>33407310>women, what would your reaction be if your bf revealed to you plays children's card games on motorcycles?MY NAME IS JADEN YUKI, AND I'M ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS.
I'd bust out my deck and put him in his place. But I don't know how the game has evolved since 5D's.
>>33407315>You want to give a explanation about the age diff in that picture???Asami is two years older than Korra.
>>33407317>Would you fuck a dragon?I was lowkey jealous of Donkey in Shrek because he got the best girl without even trying.
Women would you date a man who likes jrpgs?
>>33407322We can get married right now if you want. And then I'll call you my dear wife.
>EarlyHow early
How uncommon is it for two sisters to have had sex with the same guy? (Not at the same time of course)
>>33407324Uh not you though
>>33407331Not common but has happened. Maybe like 1 in 15 sisters or something like that assuming the sisters are relatively close in age.
>>33407327>"i dont know how the game has evolved since 5D's"me neither what the flip?
>"i'm gay" that explains why you like jaden.
>lesbianoh yeah that explains alot
Women how would you react if you heard someone calling an ace person an "ace-ggot"?
>>33407338You're fat and have that weird polyamory thing
>>33407340you'd sound retarded as fuck if you tried to pronounce that out loud
>>33407332Why not?
>>33407334Skies of arcadia is my all time favorite. I'm also a big megaten fan.
Whatchu gonna do when they come for you?
>>33407343i pronounced it as "i see got" lols
>>33407344do you like sega in general
>>33407324What's not to love about blonde hair
>>33407327>he got the best girl without even tryingHe had pretty good rizz tbf
>>33407335>1 in 15 sistersIt could happen to youuuu
>>33407342I mourn for her child daily
>>33407344Shit's gay. I've experienced it. Solved hirigana captchas too. Not worth.
>>33407347Did someone say Sega
>>33407348Gah blonde girls are so damn cuuute. Except when they're fat and post on 4chan instead of taking care of their children.
>>33407348>it could happen to youNope. I’ve always been the “little bro”. My older brother banged my crush and her sister. My best friend was the basketball team star and banged all my crushes. My only girlfriends were all his “sloppy seconds”, for a lack of better term.
I’m a beta..:
>have to prep for my first date in months next week
I just need to tell myself to let go of the filter. Anything that comes to mind that isn't offensive needs to be said, I cannot let my anxiety and my autism prevent me from saying what I want to say and from shutting down
>>33407340>aceThis is not a thing.
>>33407352Cuck fetish post
>>33407343>>33407346https://youtube.com/shorts/EyySVZHBrjM
>>33407353I cannot imagine going on a date
>>33407355Not a fetish post. It’s actually my life. I don’t think im a beta currently, but Poking fun at it helps me move on from my past.
>>33407351Fr I miss brushing my ex's hair
And fr who is supervising that kid
>>33407352Is your older brother called Albert Einstein?
>>33407353You got this g
>>33407357Same desu, and I've been on them
Just thinking about it makes me want to kill myself actually
>>33407347I mean I wouldn't particularly classify myself as a sega fan, but I do like the Yakuza series as well. And I was a stereotypical sonic autist when I was a kid
>>33407353Why did you wait so long between?
>>33407350based i love ulala
>>33407360let's get married
>>33407319The other night. When u kissd me twice.
This is confusing.
>>33407359I miss her maaan I miss her and her golden hair so much
>>33407264I just ate some toast and now they're gone. Did it burst in my mouth? Ewwwww
Bluevalkyrie more like gay ass nigga Valkyrie haha
>>33407361Been too depressed but I'm starting to get out of it
>>33407366What's her lore? I'm new here.
>>33407359>my ex'Did you 2 break up again???
What did you do?
>>33407368She's a gay ass nigga
>oh boy, schizoniggr talking to himself to be mad at me again
Men, why do you love sucking cock?
What happen to the dick thwacking and belt unbuckling vocaroos male anons promised
>>33407362>let's get marriedYeessss! Is this what they mean by rizz em with the 'tism?
>>33407362>i love ulalaYou're a legend
Apparently they're making a space channel 5 movie lol
Have you ever played NiGHTS into Dreams?
>>33407369She dumped me weeks ago, it is what it is, we're still friends
>What did you do?Be myself
Aww, she left me on seen last night, mere moments after I messaged her and didn't notice until tonight when I checked instagram from another friend. But hey, you miss all the shots you don't take, right?
>>33407371>why do you love sucking cock?Isn't that your hobby?
>>33407372I could when home alone but it'd be goofy as hell lol... I'm good
>>33407374>She dumped me weeks agoI thought you got back together after you bailed on her on her special day?
>>33407372I'm both of them but I thought you left. I recorded the belt own but not the dick one
https://vocaroo.com/1438MbAVeqvP
What do you think
>>33407374>be myselfnta
Damn
>>33407378at least you tried
>>33407382>https://vocaroo.com/1438MbAVeqvPi feel tingly
My ex is dating a fat girl now. I'm glad, it couldn't have happened to a better person.
>>33407371I don't :gluck: know :gluck: whatsh :gluckgluck: you're talking about :gluckgluckgluckgluck:
>>33407381Oh yeah briefly but then she changed her mind lol
>>33407392>My ex is dating a fat girl nowMaybe she's less shallow than you...
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>>33407317Love is love, don’t judge the dragon fuckers.
>>33407394Did your ex happen to be a slampig qt
>>33407394>Oh yeah briefly but then she changed her mind lolShe at least suck your dick?
After all you ate her pussy dozens of times.
>>33407392The average American is fat. Do you hate most Americans ?
>>33407395Ma'am that's a dinosaur.
>>33407391Hehe you like it
A little something to close off the night
>>33407382y didn't you say something?
>>33407381Also
>bailed on her on her special dayI still fucked up big time but it wasn't like a pre-planned thing. I was on my way home from work, she said she got some good news, I said why don't we meet tonight and celebrate (but then I started drinking before I left for hers and got sidetracked and yeah). So was still a big fuck-up for sure but it's not like something we had pre-planned. If I'm honest I think she just lost interest in general (can't blame her)
>>33407401Sorry but there’s no difference?
engage restraints
set vibration to medium angle 31 degrees
recline 6 degrees
exploration pattern alpha 1
https://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98
>>33407391Do femanons really like this?
Is it time to post a voca alongside a hand pic?
>>33407407Dragons breathe fire.
>>33406996Are you jizzing?
>>33407394>Maybe she's less shallow than you...He certainly isn't. He used to make fun of a coworker because his gf was fat (she was pregnant).
>>33407398>Do you hate most Americans ?Yes, but not because they're fat.
>>33407412That sounds so hot
>>33407397>dozens of timesOnly a couple times kek when one thing led to another
>>33407396She was on the bigger side if that's what you're suggesting
>>33407413He's screaming in agony
>>33406830Are we shipping Rule Breaker and Ikea Meatballs now?
>>33407373what's your favorite yakuza game
>>33407374>Apparently they're making a space channel 5 movie loli hope it's good, tbqh i've been worried about the big ip revival project sega's been cooking up for the past few years but at least they're bringing back the fan favorites
>Have you ever played NiGHTS into Dreams?never got into it and my only knowledge of it it is distilled from the sonic fandom. but from what i've heard the NiGHTS fandom doesn't play their own games either
also trip is cute but i played superstars at launch and hated it ;-;
fell asleep while jilling, oh god
>>33407403It wasn't requested and it wouldn't fit. Besides what would I say anyway.
>>33407396Also I'm gonna take a nap cause it's nearly 6am but will be back soooon
>>33407414He sounds like a retard then and that's some funny karma
I have a horrible idea. The only time I still feel flashbacks or memories to being molested is when I'm drunk. Should I try showing up to therapy drunk?
>>33407423have I been a bad girl again
>>33407420Use my mouth instead next time
>>33407420Hot, wish I had a gf that fell asleep masturbating that I could walk in on and help finish the job or wake up by eating her pussy, maybe just waving my cock around in front of her face and nose.
>>33407402thank you for your service anon
>>33407411>Is it time to post a voca alongside a hand pic?absolutely
>>33407420>fell asleep while jilling, oh godYou're so bad in bed that you bored yourself to sleep.
>>33407424>He sounds like a retard then and that's some funny karmaYeah, he has also put on like 25 lbs because he's too lazy to go to the gym without me and he eats like shit.
>>33407425>Should I try showing up to therapy drunk?I used to do this (also seeing my psychiatrist) and I don't recommend it desu, they probably see right through that shit lol
>>33407435>also put on like 25 lbs because he's too lazy to go to the gym without me and he eats like shitSounds like he's found a fitting companion then kek and you can do better
>too lazy to exercise, eats like shitRelatable
>>33407428You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time.
>>33407428No more vocas for today I'm afriad
>>33407434I might
>>33407441:(
not even a lil 1?
>>33407419I swear I'm not a poser. But 0 was just so good. The like a dragon games are pretty fun too
>>33407419>at least they're bringing back the fan favoritesYeah, desu it's cool to see any new content at all from some of the classic IPs
And I think a campy SC5 movie could be fun
>never got into itThat's fair, was just wondering cause it's my fave Sega game (alongside Sonic CD) :3
>trip is cuteIsn't she? She's preciouss
>i played superstars at launch and hated it ;-;Yeahh, I only got it cause it was on sale, imo it's better than Sonic 4 but it's not amazing lol. I've been getting the achievements and still having fun with it but it's nowhere near as good as like Sonic Mania. Don't get me started on some of the bosses lol
What other sega games do you like? (I'll be back in a few hrs)
Women what would you do if you found your bf fell asleep while he was jorking it?
>>33407422IM NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF THE TUMMY ACHE WENT AWAY !!!!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ)و
>>33407452Yo gratz, happy for u
>>33407448If he's still hard, finish him off, of not, tuck him in.
>>33407435i should’ve just gone to sleep in the first place.
>>33407452yay myao's okay :)
>>33407419>the NiGHTS fandom doesn't play their own games eitherMost people in the fandom have played the original at least, which is a short game
I mean there are only two NiGHTS games lol
Tfw NiGHTS fandom was hype for a new cabinet game and it turned out to be a slot machine
what explains the mentality behind one not being able to take a hint that the other party isnt interested? and i don't necessarily mean girl not interested in a guy.
imma bzzzzt no tingles skank femanos
>>33407428Hmmmmmm
>>33407434>absolutelyI don't think I have it in me to do this right now...
>>33407474being self absorbed, not slowing down to assess situation, and not socializing with people or you socialize a lot but dont have the self awareness
>>33405479M
27
no such thing as good sex
>>33407474Too stoopid to get the point? What happened?
>>33407448i'd just leave him be
The woman that broke up with me is allegedly heartbroken about the situation (according to her friend that I got in good with after we all went to a concert, thanks for inviting her, ex). I will be contacting my ex within the coming weeks and we will become friends and I'll slowly have her become mine once again
>>33407474Autism
>>33407491Is sex even real
>>33407491M27
Yes. 2/4 so far.
>>33407474what explains the mentality behind one not being able to take a hint that the other party is interested? and i don't necessarily mean girl interested in a guy.
>>33407498>and I'll slowly have her become mine once againAnime villain ahh moment
>>33407501>>33405479Fuck I replied to the wrong post, I'm so stupid.
>>3340547928
Yes but it was a long time ago
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>>33407498>griffith to guts
>>33407506My intentions are good. It's more like a coming of age anime where people said mean things they didn't mean and were caught up in a tornado of hormones and after some reflection, decide to reconnect and date again
>>33405501kek, abusers be all like " idk why she dont like me, Im a "Nice Guy" and all those other guys are abusers."
Is it just me or are you guys getting content pushed to you about "avoidants"
>>334074450's not my favorite but it is an objective masterpiece, don't let contrarian shitters tell you otherwise (they might be right about it not being the best entry point though)
>>33407446>That's fair, was just wondering cause it's my fave Sega game i've just been putting it off for years. what's the best emulator/port to play it?
>(alongside Sonic CD) :3the music, animated op+ed and general aesthetics are top comfy, and the vertical level design isn't even that hard to navigate. idk why people act like it's the worst mainline classic sonic game
>Yeahh, I only got it cause it was on sale, imo it's better than Sonic 4 but it's not amazing lol. I've been getting the achievements and still having fun with it but it's nowhere near as good as like Sonic Mania. Don't get me started on some of the bosses lolfor me it was the powerups and UI design, something about them felt incredibly sterile and mobileslop-esque. they really should've gotten the mania team on it but they were busy with their own game
>What other sega games do you like?jsr, puyo puyo, crazy taxi. also played two or three dozen different sega arcade/master system games within the yakuza series but i wouldn't really call myself a fan of them. and i still need to play shenmue (and persona if that counts)
>>33407468yeah idk, sonic fans told me NiGHTS fans were all tumblr girls who wanted to fuck the characters
>Tfw NiGHTS fandom was hype for a new cabinet game and it turned out to be a slot machinesegasammy moment
>>33405541No. I used to when I was in my teens but afterwards feels pointless, I have other creative outlets, like learning woodworking and reading, even though reading is considered passive consumption I often take notes and write my thoughts, try to elaborate on interesting ideas I read.
>>33405543Not really, I would be like "huh, thats a thing" and move on.
>swiping left on 90% of girls on tinder because I know I cant afford them or handle them
I know your ELO gets fucked if you right swipe on people and you get left swiped, but how is the ELO affected if you left swipe a lot?
thank you for confirming your attraction to the brunette. you wlll die. you deserve to suffer. sick fuck.
>>33405444 (OP)Girls need your input. I don't know what to make of my girlfriend's sexual past.
We were both open about our body counts, in fact she more than more (her 7, me 5), but she sucks at sex ngl.
Her blowjobs are teethy, her handjobs feel like her pulling my dick off, she started crying happy tears when she came on my dick because she thought it wasn't possible for her to have a penetration orgasm. Half the things I have asked to do with her make her go like "oh wow this is so new" and it's just like reverse cowgirl lmao or me fucking her in the air
I think she's had a higher body count solely because of her having more boyfriends. It doesn't seem like she was the slutty kinda girl that does nasty things which is what I thought a body count like that would indicate. Maybe I was too porn-brained and wrongly assumed high bc girls were sluts that took dick and thought about multiple dicks 24x7
>>33407474The fact that your arrogant ass assumes people can read your mind and see your jank ass "hints"
In the world of Introverts, you have to be direct, In being direct all parties MUST learn to take rejection and continue moving forward.
>>33407523Forgot to add, about women who like to draw, I think is nice, but for some reason I dont think I would be compatible with her. Don't all people have some creative pursuit? I would think thats more or less a human default and is the creative pursuit you choose that would tell me if we are compatible, more than the fact you have a pursuit at all.
>>33407528how this nigga gonna go on tinder when he can't afford dates?
Gender
You can be a multimillionaire right now but you will never have an orgasm again, would you take the deal?
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1am blogpost
Tbh im kinda jealous of religious people. My parents were interfaith and not really believers so i was raised an athiest. But like ive seen a lot of religious people throughout my life and ive always kinda envied how they have these cultures and systems of logic and rules, optomistic stuff to believe in, words of affirmation, and no unanswered questions. I kinda wish i was like that but i just cant believe in a god. Ive tried picking up the torah multiple times and its just so ridiculous, i cant even get past the first two books. The only way ive found it interesting is by thinking about it anthropologically like
>yes it would make a lot of sense that hand washing and avoiding incest would be proclaimed in this text, those would kill a lot prehistoric desert tribes.
>No pork? Well yeah wild pork is riddled with parasites and they didnt have refrigerators.
>Circumcision? yeah i guess you dont really want to get dirt and cheese inside your wifes coochie after a week of ploughing fields and no bath
>>33407520i get that content pushed to me in real life
>>33407534What input are you looking for.
Anyways it can take a long time to be good at sex, learning how to communicate is important
>>33407534All her ex's where, Put pee pee in hole trash. Congrats anon, you are officially the first to give a shit about it. You need to tell her to feel comfortable in telling you what she likes and she needs to learn to learn how to apply what YOU like. It will work out as long as you keep it light and loving.
>>33407540F
I’m already a multimillionaire. Can I just be a millionaire and keep my orgasms
>>33407445oh forgot to say i like ichiban's games too, 8's story has a ton of holes but gameplay was better than 7's. the dungeons are still a slog but other than that i don't really mind turn based yakuza
>>33407537I can afford dates fine
I cant afford bitches who walk around with gucci bags and travel every 2 weeks
>>33407540>You can be a multimillionaire right now but you will never have an orgasm again, would you take the deal?F
No. There is no amount of money that would make me take this deal.
>>33407543Care to explain? Lol
>>33407540F
Yes. Orgasming takes too much effort and doesn't even feel that good
>>33407548what do you do, web3.0 crypto scams?
We're meant to figure it out despite our shortcomings.
>>33407541>Circumcision? yeah i guess you dont really want to get dirt and cheese inside your wifes coochie after a week of ploughing fields and no bathThen why do Rabbi's suck on it after? The practice is called Metzitzah B'peh and has led to babies getting STDs
>>33407559either that or we're here to be punished for our sins in a past life
>>33407559You would be surprised how many people haven't figured this out
>>33407561no, just no
>>33407558Xir is Norwegian. A million in their money is a 100K max.
>>33407544Yeah idk I guess I wanted to know you girls' opinions on whether high body count = mega slut w no self-respect who has done nasty shit with many men (not wife material or whatever)
Cuz that was my assumption
But it seems my girl has just had normal sex with her past bfs and has wanted to get freaky (judging by her enthusiasm w me) but never had the opportunity before me
>>33407558I still don’t understand crypto, but here’s my experience. People buy crypto saying it’s unregulated currency, then they lose all their currency because it’s unregulated.
I got my wealth by starting and selling a company, then investing in a few more that have done really well. I invested in land and real estate.
Then regular high savings account and a little stocks.
Now I’m in uni, studying
It's only 10pm in the west coast why is the thread so slow already
>>33407572>It's only 10pm in the west coast why is the thread so slow alreadyIt's 11pm here in California.
Also Australians don't post here anymore so we have no one to fill in the dead American and Euro hours.
>>33407570Get new material, freak.
Can you help me occupy my mind?
>>33407575The brits are going to be gone from this site too. Sad but at least I won't have to deal with their smugness so much
>>33407565That’s a new one. Still cis and I’m a multimillionaire in $ and €
>>33407576? That was a genuine question anon
>>33407570I didn't care that much about sex until current partner. It was alright, but more mechanical previously. She's probably not a slut, just feels more comfortable and connected with you than them. If that's the case, it was clearly a mistake, though, since you have such a shitty opinion about her
>>33407581You've posted this gay ass bait before.
>>33407560I doubt you are asking this honestly. So, if I give a reasonable answer, you will probably sperg out.
But there is no other way to tespond.
It's an extremely uncommon practice among the most extremist of orthodox jews. It's basis is rooted in an unscientific, ancient (old, not authoritarian) belief of cleanliness and avoiding risk.
>why did they believe that? Throughout history, medical practices have been plagued with the same kind of harmful misunderstandings, this is hardly unique.
Most jews do not uphold it, they condemn it. But, as with literally every religion, the most extreme conservatives refuse all changes to their doctrine, even when refuted by logic.
>now anon will ignore all of this and chimp out, proceeding to dump his entire folder of meme images about jews itt.
>>33407559No, life is a Sims game played by a sadistic god who doesn't care about us.
>>33407579Qt leaving would halve the number of post in a thread.
>>33407570Show your gf this post
>>33407586>Most jews do not uphold it, they condemn it.Then why do circumcision at all?
That's like saying it's too far to cut off someone's hand and instead you just cut off their fingers, it's better but it's still bad.
>>33407575>Australians don't post here anymoreIf only that were true.
>>33407588You don't feel like that shirks your own responsibilities for the problems you have?
I can't fix him but I can fuck him
>Women, how long would you go without having sex with your boyfriend to wonder if they had lost interest in you.
Sex has dwindled for me and my partner. It's not really important to me and I don't really enjoy having it with her that much, so most of the time it just doesn't happen. I don't blame her and it doesn't really bother me much, she hasn't complained.
>>33407598Finding one that isn't fucked up too hard?
>>33407601The fucked up-ness is part of the sex appeal
>>33407599Did you say something to her about this?
This has got to be the fastest moving thread on the whole website. It just goes to show how desperate for female attention everyone on this website is.
>>33407593See? You know exactly why they do it. It's part of their religious beliefs.
>b-but the other thing also was part of their beliefs!!!!No. It is not stated in the torah that this is an essential part, as I explained, it was done to avoid risk. It's practice is inconsequential to the religious belief about the covenant.
>noooooo but Talmud says!!!!The Talmud is not the word of God, it's a collection of debates. Thus, one is perfectly allowed to argue with anything that is stated there. As the VAST MAJORITY of Jews do in regards with this particular topic.
>>33407596My responsibilities? Is it my responsibility to save Christians from drowning in floods and punish pedophilic satanic jews? Thats God's job and he won't do it. Either he doesn't exist or he's a cunt who approves of all evil.
>>33407521>what's the best emulator/port to play it?The steam port is pretty good so that's prolly the easiest way (:
>idk why people act like it's the worst mainline classic sonic gameFr, think it got more popular again after the port but still underrated
Glad you appreciate it :3
>powerups and UI designYeah the powerups were a cute idea but kind of useless desu, I think I used them like a couple of times in Trip's story
>jsr, puyo puyo, crazy taxiWooo these are all childhood games for me ^^
>NiGHTS fans were all tumblr girls who wanted to fuck the charactersWtf, what characters are even fucklable in NiGHTS (well except NiGHTS themself) loool
Claris and Elliot are children
I like the headcanon that Claris is a young Ulala lol
>segasammy momentYou know itt lmao
Oh btw if you like Sonic I recommend checking out Ristar, really cool platformer
>>33407603Nah because I'm pretty uninterested. I like her fine as a person I just don't feel we have any sexual chemistry.
>>33407540M, fuck yes, not even a contest kek
Not a sexhaver anyway but being broke is ass, if I was a multimillionaire I'd never have to work again
>>33407610I'll rephrase. Don't you think you should say this asap? You're wasting her time and if she knew that she could have the option to fuck someone else
>>33407610>I just don't feel we have any sexual chemistryWhat does this mean? I've never experienced this some I'm genuinely curious about what this means / looks like for you
Women, would you object if your bf)husband wanted his own separate bedroom?
>>33407596Also what about my problems?
>>33407612She seems pretty happy so I haven't bothered. And she could if she wanted I wouldn't hold it against her.
>>33407589Kek
Tfw been up all night I ought to nap
>>33407616Say something because it's just dwindling and you're going to make her insecure.
>>33405479M
28 idk probably not, never orgasmed from it.
I just need to feel safe with her.
>>33407613I guess she's fine with my performance, feels satisfied afterwards etc etc. Comparatively I just don't feel satisfied or excited during it, kind of just feels like a job or a routine.
>>33407621Do you ever bored recycling the same bait over and over again?
>>33407604I don’t mind giving some attention
>>33407605>It's part of their religious beliefs.Explain why I should respect a religion that believes that cutting off part of a baby's penis is what God wants?
There is nothing ethical about causing that much pain to a newborn child.
Females, explain generally what you think about men. What's your perspective on them?
>>33407628Because I like sleeping in the same bed
>>33407625Too many men have dick cheese for me to care about your whining
>>33407528You think it's going to work but it won't. The apps are designed to take your money and make women more and more picky at any cost. Tinder doesn't care if you never find anyone and rope yourself; it will just advertise to other guys to keep the pool of men full and ready for mass left swiping by women.
>>33407629Most men are nice, but most men want me too, the few that are bad are really bad, so much so you have to keep your guard up for all men.
>>33407541>Tbh im kinda jealous of religious peopleI grew up in a strict religious household and school and it was fucking shit lol
Religion is a scourge as far as I'm concerned
>>33407633Bad hygiene won’t be fixed with a mutilated penis
>>33407633>woman>not caring what happens for newborn childrenWhat compassionate person.
Do you feel the same way about religions that practice newborn female genital mutilation?
>>33407627if it's 4:30 AM and he can't sleep and has work in 3 hours, is he allowed to try resting in another room
>my ex liked an instagram reel that implied this potato peeler in the reel was being used on a penis and the comments were a bunch of woman saying how they'd love to do this to their ex
I DID NOTHING WRONG AND SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME AS SHE LEFT MY CAR WHEN WE SPLIT LMAO WTF
>>33407633You don't fix someone's hygiene by cutting off their skin, you psycho
Circumcision also kills men's pleasure receptors so double no
>>33407642She sounds a bit cray ngl
Why are you still looking at her insta and stuff though
>>33407641I guess, but why can’t he rest in our bed?
ladies and gentlemen
excluding your reproduction organs, if you were approached by your government to upgrade/replace two limbs with cybernetic ones
which limbs do you pick?
>>33407621But the point is why you would do something you don't want to do. Have you been together too long?
>>33407614no and i wish society was more open to the idea of couples having separate bedrooms or at least separate beds. we can still share but i like the option of having my own space
>>33407643Ok so instead of trying to counter my argument you just subvert it since you have no rebuttal.
Not beating the allegations.
>>33407633>t. dates dudes who don't wipe their ass
>>33407642if it makes you feel any better, a girl who claimed didn't like me liked a post that said "at the end of the day, it was the guy who took you to see the barbie movie in july". sometimes girls just like dumb posts like that. i lowkey was retarded enough to ask her what she meant by that
>>33407651But would you ever have sex?
>>33407647doesn't know and he's too tired to think about it.
>>33407649Both my legs to make me taller
The cybernetics could basically be nothing else but mechanical legs and I would be happy just being taller because that to me is like being superman
>>33407649So either legs or arms, but if you can’t get a cyber spine and hips etc the legs won’t really be able to do any cool cyber stuff. So.. arms them, but don’t use them for lifting otherwise you’ll destroy your back
>>>33407583Okay that makes sense. Ig there's nothing to worry about purely by number of partners (as long as it's way way too different from mine)
>was clearly a mistake, though, since you have such a shitty opinion about herWhy the personal attack?
I don't have a shitty opinion of her. I'm here because my previously held assumptions are being challenged which is why I'm here asking for perspectives
>>33407585Literally never even shared this thought with anyone before
>>33407554Life is suffering and misery, but we all get to die someday
>>33407657So there is no problem, back to bed
>>33407655>i lowkey was retarded enough to ask her what she meant by thatDid anything come of it?
>>33407659Fuck off narc
>>33407657Not them, but ideally there should be separate spaces for your shit anyway. Having a bed in there wouldn't really hurt anything, though it's an obvious concern if it trends for too long of a stint.
>>33407645This lmao, just wash your dick every day it's not rocket science
Glad I was never cut
Should be outlawed tbqh
>>33407664Bro is getting no sleep
>>33407638Are you allowed to say that in the English Caliphate?
>>33407541>1am blogpostI've got to agree with OP on this one:
>>33405444 (OP)>This is not the place for blog posts. (Seriously, take that shit to Plebbit.)
>>33407625So now the goalpost has changed, from a question about a practice, to the justification an entire belief system on it's moral basis. Extremely honest, anon!
You can argue about the morality of the practice, that is not disputed by anyone. People argue against the practices in all religions all the time.
However, this is a practice that is only meaningful to those who are part of the religion, and so, your concern for it seems misplaced, as it doesn't have any impact on you or your own.
>BUT AMERICANS DO ITnot for religious reasons lol. They choose to do it on their own, practicing Jews couldn't possibly care less if people who don't believe in their religion perform their rituals.
>IT'S PAINFULYes, but so are many other practices, such as vaccines or even slapping a baby to see if it's breathing (by making it cry) all which are regularly performed under the understanding of the consequences being desirable.
Many people pierce their baby girl's ears when they are born, but I hardly hear outrage about that, much less complete ethnic condemnation.
>Why should I? The only thing that is expected of you is to treat others with respect, and as equal human beings, you can criticize their religion. You are neither forced to join them nor forced to not criticize the practice. However, it is very often the case that criticism of this particular practice, which is inconsequential to everyone outside the religion, is used as a medium through which the person can now condemn "The Jewish People", and the entirety of their belief system, not just ideologically, but even racially, thus serving only as a dishonest justification for racial hatred.
It's only really the Muslims that would kill you if you criticize their religion. In the rest of the world, nobody really cares.
i think circumcised looks cleaner
Women, what's it like fucking a new guy after you breakup with your ex?
>>33407673I'm circumcised but I'm against it as a practice.
>>33407660sorry, maybe i didn't use the right term, but you can definitely get a new spine
>>33407673But you're retarded and make terrible decisions, so why should anyone really care what you think outside of being a desperate orbiter trying to fuck you?
>>33407540>You can be a multimillionaire right now but you will never have an orgasm again, would you take the deal?M. In a heartbeat.
>>33407671I think calling it "plebbit" does a disservice to all the super wealthy redditors that spend 300k on their star wars themed RGB mancave
>>33407668Why is bro getting no sleep
>>33407674Nervewracking and exciting? You're not thinking about your ex for damn sure.
>>33407676Legs then, will be so awesome for hiking
>>33407665she read it, typed for 5 minutes (stopped and then went again constantly) then went "i think you're looking too much into it." which was kinda a good thing because i wasn't interested in her anymore and would have to turn her down again
>>33407680Bc you're forcing him to stay in the bed where he's not sleeping
>>33407669Idk
>>33407673I'm not letting you kill my pleasure for aesthetic appeal. I can just wash my dick
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>>33407677Im just trying to boost the confidence of this thread since the majority of men are snipped and might be a bit insecure. I was told you all want girls to cheer you on more, right?
>>33407673A penis with foreskin looks moist
A penis without a foreskin looks dry and shriveled up
>>33407687Most men outside the US and Israel are not snipped...
>>33407687It's euro hours.
>>33407685>canbut do you? How much cheese is snuck under there?
>>33407684I didn’t force him. Just read the posts, anon
>>33407687>Im just trying to boost the confidence of this thread since the majority of men are snipped and might be a bit insecure.This thread is on 4chan and 4chan has certain "view points" that "disagree" to put it lightly on circumcision
Know your audience.
>>33407559That's what they want you to believe, but the game was rigged from the start
The only winning move is not to play
>>33407425Ask your therapist whether this would be a good idea or not before trying if.
>>33407688>>33407689>>33407690Okay jeez sorry. i think foreskin looks.. moist and succulent? Is that better?
>>33407672Thanks Chatgpt.
Women what are you thinking right now?
>>33407697Just don't mention it, anon. You will get bad responses either way. You can't win here.
>>33407691I do because I'm autistic and having an unclean dick is terrible to my senses. Zero cheese.
>>33407673too bad for you, im not cutting myself up to please a woman
>>33407692You said "so there is no problem, back to bed"
Why are you such a bitch Stardew lol
>>33407672>nor forced to not criticize the practice.Not for long.
>>33407699I typed that out on my own, you can see I made various grammatical mistakes.
I didn't even include the fact thay Muslims also practice it.
I can't fix her but I can fuck her brains out
>>33407701Just dread and other cute things
if i had a boyfriend i wouldnt care if he was circumcised. And i would not circumcise my hypothetical future baby boy
however....
>>33407697I agree.
But we should also have female circumcision. Men wouldn't have to fuck gross roastie vaginas.
>>33407709I think getting my brains fucked out would fix me, to a degree
>>33407709You could probably fix her. Men have a retarded amount of power that they can wield just by being completely assertive.
>>33407701Weird dreams and what I have to get done today.
>>33407683Well that's good, gives me hope that she doesn't hold resentment towards me because I still love her too, assuming that she was telling me the truth and I do want to get back with her eventually, just not rn
>>33407716Hehe, nothing personnel, kid!
>>33407687Why do the cut guys get affirmations but no girl ever says anything nice about short guys? Proof that being a short dude is objectively bad
>>33407474>what explains the mentality behind one not being able to take a hint that the other party isnt interested?No explanation is needed. The problem is that you are depending on hints when you should be stating something explicitly. I'm not trolling, here: a great many people simply do not understand, or even perceive, what you think of as clear hints. It is your responsibility to communicate clearly, not their responsibility to be psychic. If you are actually clear and they ignore you, at that point it's their problem; if you haven't been clear yet, it's yours.
>>33407719>>33407716Forgot the teleporting part.
>>33407701Why do people say Sacred Erdtree Dagger is good against the Fire Giant when he’s not weak to holy
>>33407712>however....however what?
>>33407719Unironically, though. Do you know what her problem(s) are?
>>33407724>fell for it again award
Remember when catposter thought she owned 4chan because she posted her tits?
>guys, i'm banned from /adv/, tell them i'll be back in 24 hours
And nobody did kek
>>33407706Hey now I also said it would be fine to sleep elsewhere, but curious to why. And where it started and where he moved the goalpost was pretty pretty far. Don’t be mean lol
>>33407726Unless there's BPD. That's different
>>33407723Lmao, women don't play video games
>>33407687>Im just trying to boost the confidence of this thread since the majority of men are snipped and might be a bit insecure.In this exact same thread you were going on a tirade earlier about how false rape accusations aren't a big issue and that the idea that it can ruin a man's life is a manosphere grift. Retarded whore
>>33407731>That's differentwhy?
>>33407718yeah. besides, it could be about a different ex anyways. some people hold grievances for other exes and relationships that fell apart.
>>33407735>t. Seething incel
>>33407733I play so much video games. Guys only play boring competitive games and yell at teenagers in lobby. See I can do it too
>>33407716>Men have a retarded amount of power that they can wield just by being completely assertive.Until the relationship ends and she calls you abusive and tells everyone that you're a evil man that manipulated her.
>>33407738>being against false accusations towards men means you're a seething incel
>>33407738Why are you here fishing for the attention of men you hate for several hours every day? Are you that friendless?
>>33407736Too erratic and unpredictable in behavior to attempt to get close to, frankly.
>>33407737It would be weird if it was about another ex because we dated for 5 years lol, but yeah I guess it could be. The timing is very interesting tho
>>33407740You're probably a troon
>>33407741Assertive means stating your boundaries and what you're not going to put up with clearly. Not abuse. If you're just gaslighting or manipulating her to change her behavior, that's different, isn't it?
>>33407534>Maybe I was too porn-brainedYes. It seems clear she's someone who is potentially enthusiastic about sex and really wants her partner to have a good time, but all of her exes have been desperately unimaginative and shit at communicating, so she has never been able to learn. Those traits strongly correlate with being a lousy boyfriend in general, so they're all people she eventually felt she had to break up with. Many such cases, sadly.
>>33407746regardless if it was about you or not, it's over. no need to dwell on what could be, only focus on what is.
>>33407748No, but I get it a lot here. Idk why you guys obsessively think about penis.
>>33407749Using that word like a sword and shield only goes so far.
>>33407758But you keep angrily replying
>>33407641>>33407657nta but this activated my almonds in a way i can't pinpoint
>>33407757Enjoying video games is what men do and women hate anything that men like unless they can ruin it.
>>33407760Sometimes it's easier to just get to spread across the mattress and not eorry about waking up someone else or dealing with them being grumpy
Good morning, /atoga/. I hate women.
Women do you think men are stupid?
>>33407759Because I am addicted to rage as it is the only emotion I can feel. You're not making any point you're just just being a stupid hypocritical whore.
>>33407749I'm a woman and you're too young to be a seething femcel. get off 4chan and spend more time interacting with people in the real world.
>>33407765How is the weather in Astana?
>>33407766Some are, sure. But so are some women.
Should I read manga before I go to bed? Or should I watch manlybadasshero play horror games again?
>>33407744Anon thats not me
>>33407769I'm not stupid you cunt, I'm right and you know I'm right
>>33407767>>33407768I am not even her. LMFAOOOOO
>>33407744That's cuckworm sarge trying to get a new e-gf after his last one dumped him.
>>33407774>>33407777The posts from earlier in the thread were and that's the problem
>>33407777I even got quads.
Holy fuck, I can't stop winning.
>>33407772>Some are, some aren't Cop out answer
>>33407764no i mean what if i tried to fuck him right then and there
>>33407770I don't know, I don't live there, but I kind of wish I did.
can a male anon say something sexy to me? I promise i wont give any stupid or judgey responses
>>33407780>t. Seething incel
LOL
https://www.tiktok.com/@3kuper_ig/video/7527700751213251845
>>33407783?
Oh you are one of those idiots that thinks all men and all women are the same? Then you are one of the stupid ones, yes.
>>33407773Manlybadasshero. Did the sequel for the veggies game finally come out in completion?
>>33407791>Then you are one of the stupid ones, yes.Okay sorry I'll kill myself now
>>33407786https://voca.ro/1jo77xne36R3
only because u promised
>>33407789I don't speak goatfucker, what is this about
>>33407792Lol what veggies game?
>>33407786How did you wipe the shit from your ass when you were morbidly obese?
>>33407801Cooking Companions. I couldn't remember the name and it's been a minute since watching him
>>33407799Most people speak Arabic. He's just making fun of her botched plastic surgery.
>>33407774I don't see how that's relevant. The question still stands.
>>33407805I thought anon meant Irish.
>>33407805>Most people speak ArabicNot every country is Sweden
>>33407803Oh I don't think I've watched those. Maybe I'll watch it Tonight
>>33407809Those are sheepfuckers
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>>33407794lmfao i love this, thank you Dracula anon
>>33407809I will drown you in a bog
>>33407804Ew *kills myself even faster*
>>33407786https://vocaroo.com/1a01tTwWWvDP
>>33407814Hey you never answered my question: why do short men never get any affirmations? No girls ever go out of their way to make short dudes feel less insecure. Are we just that worthless?
>>33407819I am so smart - I can get you to do anything I want with only a few posts!
>>33407821mean to respond to this
>>33407814
>>33407823Why do you want me to kill myself, sicko. women are evil
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>>33407821your voice is so low and resonant
>>33407831Because you are stupid. I am just doing my part for a better future for humanity.
>>33407821Your voice sounds so strained lol. What's your normal range
>>33407832it's really not but thanks kek
>>33407833Im not stupid. I'm trying my best okay
>>33407841But how can you be smart if you have stupid opinions? It makes no sense, I am sorry
>>33407842Leave me alone. You're mean
>>33407844You started it and you are mean too
>>33407836https://voca.ro/15oM2A8KxtNV
>>33407786https://vocaroo.com/1bcka87jhI74
>>33407848>"let's flip a coin, batman"
>>33407847Your normal voice is cuter
>>33407845How am I mean???
>>33407853https://vocaroo.com/1h3dUn9qrd9z
is the vocaroo anon handsome and financially stable by any chance...?
>>33407854She's had 15 minutes to type a response to me.
I can only assume that women just don't care about us short guys and just want us to die
>>33407860He told me he sucks cock in the Walmart parking lot to pay rent
>>33407857Thats classified information
>>33407863Nice. How much?
>>33407863can he suck my pussy...
>>33407865$5 to spit. $2 to swallow.
>>33407867Why is it so cheap? Am I about to get organ harvested?
>>33407866You can't suck a pussy that doesn't make sense.
If I get rejected by this girl when I ask her if she wants to go out somewhere together, do I block her? I’ve known her for a while and I think she likes me and I really like her. However, I don’t want to be dragged around and hoping that she’ll say yes when she’s ready or whatever. I’m sick of having my kindness being taken advantage of
Jealous moids stop making fun of the vocaroo guy he still has to record himself unbuckling his belt
>>33407786If you're a man then no homo.
https://voca.ro/15pOBDr74Eil
>>33407872Pls don‘t say shit like this when I am ovulating
>>33407871Known her how and for how long?
>>33407868He earned $502 last night. He doesn't need your liver or kidneys. But you could say he will harvest your organ in other ways....
>>33407877Oh, so he does it because he likes it? That little slut…
>>33407874That was definitely homo.
>>33407869you mean you don't know how to? lame
>I never get attention from femanons
I hate all of you
>>33407880Pays his rent and fills his stomach. His grocery bills are negligible.
>>33407883You moids deserve it for making the one hot moid stop posting his vocaroos
>>33407852>>33407855https://voca.ro/1dEEGc8mW5rp
>>33407860https://voca.ro/1fyhN8oEUAhb
>>33407859https://voca.ro/1myvcTUAuIYo
>>33407863https://voca.ro/1fSw6poAIKTh
>>33407866https://voca.ro/1g7UBGqXh6uX
>>33407887>one hot moidoh boy
>been over 2 weeks now
>still cucked by Putin
>>33407886Why? Is he a skelly boy?
>>33407876She’s an old friend that stumbled into my life again when I saw her at a party. We’ve known each other since we were young… probably 15 years now?
>>33407888>https://voca.ro/1g7UBGqXh6uXhuh???
>>33407887A plague upon you
>accident while sleeping again
I don't deserve a bf.
>>33407893>isn't an ass eating connisseurmy tongue will remain in my mouth. you lost your privileges, femanon.
>>33407888But you're so charismatic how could you not be hot
>>33407892Idk, sounds like you established yourself as a friend, and betraying that by being another guy that wants something more might not go well.
>>33407897got to make up for being chubby and short. works either way.
which brings me to that one anon talking about short men. never give up, my short brother. your time in the sun will come soon
>>33407895I don't know what your accident is but you're fine
Men, how you respond if your gf shit her pants in her sleep?
>>33407896noooo please, give me a chance
can't i suck your dick instead? why does it have to be my ass...
>>33407898Its not really a problem for him to leave. What's gonna happen, she's gonna become bitter?
>>33407900It means to pee the bed, anon.
>>33407901i'd laugh and wake her up. that's really it. i've shat the bed on accident before. as long as the sheets or blanket ain't stained, it's okay
>>33407901Shit my pants as well
state gender
what you're listening to
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaY9BlyMQ2c&ab_channel=V1bez
>>33407902because i don't discriminate and are open minded. let me serve you in more than one way
>>33407901I dunno. guy skills is problem fixing and teasing people creatively about something to make the mood lighter. call her my amber heard while we run the wash and lowkey medical check that she's alright
>>33407909*happen to be open minded
ESL moment... bros it's over....
>>33407911say it for me in vocaroo
>>33407899You dont have the disadvantages of also being autistic and balding. I dont have charisma.
Hey vocaroo anon thanks for saving me from that burning building and then lending me you Lamborghini bro.
>>33407914>say it for me in vocarooBut moids would use it to dox me
>>33407916Than I don't see the issue
>>33407904Are you not an adult?
>>33407909>let me serve you in more than one waybelt unbuckling vocaroo?
>>33407915maybe not the balding part, yeah. but i am a tard. you just gotta own that shit brotha. i used to be like you until i got over that bullshit
>>33407917https://voca.ro/1bQKyDshOkA4
>>33407925now i don't love ya that much
>>33407919I assume the goal of OP is to not be rejected, not how to efficiently block her.
>>33407927You weren't as bad as me. I stutter all the time from my muscles twitching too.
Women is my voice sexy?
https://voca.ro/13eDVUdWO3e6
>>33407926So stop pissing your bed, retard.
>>33407947Are you possessed?
source
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>>33407881Well, that's the last time I record a voca for anyone.
>>33407936https://voca.ro/1esEgQ3tkvCc
>>33407948Then post a voca, coward.
>>33407927Also you're probably not as short as me
>>33407956my fucking sides
Stop posting vocas when I am in public and can‘t listen to them. It makes me feel left out.
>>33407953Esurio pro aliqua iuscula
>men post hands
>men post vocas
>women post nothing
>>33407956Actually funny lmao
>>33407901>Men, how you respond if your gf shit her pants in her sleep?We would have separate bedrooms, so I would probably just be vaguely sympathetic.
>>33407969>>33407962>>33407960thank you, thank you, thank you very much. i'll be here all night. ( i won't, imma just go back to drawing)
>>33407978what are you drawing?
>>33407975lel rules fag is seething already
>>33407980i don't know yet
>>33407982can you draw me like one of your french girls
>>33407981Does he just stay here all day long just so he can post a thread with his rules?
>>33407978My post about my height is not relevant to that voca
>>33407985no, but you can have this instead
>>33408005i don't know what i did but i'm sorry goku...
>>33406440It doesn't have to even be whatever date rape drug you think it should be, it can just be fucking ketamine if the victim is inexperienced enough. And I assume you're aware of the multiple scandals where it turns out some guy or group has date raped like thirty women or something because it's just that easy.
And the reason people think you're a complete shithead if you say "getting black out drunk at a frat party is the height of stupidity" is because people think it's fucking insane that avoiding getting gang raped should just be an everyday part of university life and that the onus falls on the woman rather than the frat bros who you apparently expect to just rape women.
>>33407629theyre all disgusting pigs
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>tfw I only had one guy who was obssesed with me :(
>>33407730Sorry I was just being an asshole for no reason
>>33407448Smooch em.
Carry him to bed.
Dodge
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>>33408347>who you apparently expect to just rape womenThat's you, not me. You are the one arguing there's a epidemic of frat guys drugging and raping girls at parties. And at the same time you think it's insane to suggest that girls need to be smarter about keeping their wits about them when they go to frat parties. Yeah, makes perfect sense
>>33408518wtf do you mean "that's you, not me". You obviously do expect frat boys to just rape a drunk girl.
>You are the one arguing there's a epidemic of frat guys drugging and raping girls at partiesIn my experience it happens at nightclubs more than anywhere else
>And at the same time you think it's insane to suggest that girls need to be smarter about keeping their wits about them when they go to frat partiesQuote where the FUCK I said that, you disingenuous shit.
Everyone knows you should be smart around men. We all know this. That's not "verboten" to say. What IS verboten to say is "nobody gets date raped, the real problem is that you let yourself get blackout drunk". Because that's self evidently stupid as fuck. The real problem is that some guys rape women who are blackout drunk, fucking obviously.
>>33405684>Should I become a namefag or do namefags only succeed when female?Define "success".
>>33405690>They only succeed when they're insane>>got multiple women to respond to him.This is only one possible definition of success.
>>33405702>knifebro saga was wild, didn't CB even add him kek>>33405706>didn't CB even add him kek>Knifebro is MKG lmao>>33405744>epic lore dropI do indeed love Knives.
>>33408564>wtf do you mean "that's you, not me">In my experience it happens at nightclubs more than anywhere else>I assume you're aware of the multiple scandals where it turns out some guy or group has date raped like thirty women or something because it's just that easy. >It's not a mythI mean, am I missing something? Are you not arguing it's common for men to spike women's drinks in order to rape them?
>Quote where the FUCK I said thatSure, right here
>>33408347>it's fucking insane that avoiding getting gang raped should just be an everyday part of university life and that the onus falls on the womanI never said no one gets date raped. I said a lot of what gets attributed to "spiked drinks" is actually just the effects of drinking too much alcohol. Funny how you have that contradictory logic again though, telling me I think no one gets raped and at the same I think it's normal for frat bros to rape women. I don't really know what you're trying to argue here, you just sound dumb
>>33407604Hell to the no nigga
Femanons my mother and brother financially depend on me.
What should I do?
I don't want to provide for them forever, as that is stunting myself.
I'm trying to help them back onto their feet but it's been 2 years already.
I can't abandon them but maybe I can convince them to try to get a job/ start working again.
