>>33407972 (OP)Don't start new threads on page 8, you fucking idiot.
>>33407979Uh, sir, do you have a question for the opposite gender?
Women why dont you like my specific traits and features?
>>33407972 (OP)Based Tom Cruise edition. I love him so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOw5dKB_mQU
>>33407990Tom Cruise is fucking weird
>>33407984Idk what are they
>>33407991Can't bruise the Cruise pal.
>>33407991No. He is smart and successful.
>>33407997He's a psycho scientologist
Women how many labubus and lafufus have you ordered?
>>33407999He is not a psycho and Scientology is just a self-improvement group. Read about it.
>>33408002>Scientology is just a self-improvement group.HAHAHHAHA
Do you guys think we'll ever get a skies of arcadia sequel?
>>33407994Yeah not a big fan of secrets
>>33407983>Uh, sir, do you have a question for the opposite gender?Why would anyone communicate with someone who starts new threads on page 8?
>>33407947>Fucked up my voice for this joke and no one caredlmao you guys suck
>>33408007That's clearly Lelouch, Kallen, and CC
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>after months of fuckery with the IRS finally manage to do my taxes
>remember that pajeet AI lost his job to a woman
>gf says she is coming over to fuck this weekend
>tfw I feel better already
>>33408011Why would anyone communicate with someone who posts made up rules on an African Ice Fishing forum?
>>33408015NTA but rules for us civilized folk and not ESL peasants like yourself
>>33408018I'm bitter at women, but i can't help but love them
>>33408018Hating women is chopped male behaviour
Women what would you do if your bf peed on you in the shower?
>>33408020Damn, you got me good!
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im 24 and my wife is 50
when i speak to new people they always notice my wedding ring and ask my age
then when i say im 24 they ask if my wife is the same age as me
should i just broadly say shes older or is it fine to say her real age? gender and thoughts pls
>>33408028I am not your friend fuck off loser
>>33408026It's just rational.
>>33408023They don't want our love, so fuck them.
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>>33408030>I am not your friend fuck off loserYou seem VERY upset just because I posted a new thread that was on page 8.
>>33408031>It's just rational.You are delusional because nobody wants to have sex with you
>>33408029What the fuck
That is such an insane age gap. She could be your mother
>>33408033I’m ENTJ bro I literally despise all of you, what makes you think you are special?
ikea meatballs is the rules fag btw
I should have brushed my teeth tonight, but im already in bed
>>33408036>ENTJENTJ is the FAQ poster?
Well, that explains why he's such a loser.
>>33408039Pajeet stinky breath
>>33408035I like older women
But yeah i know its pretty extreme which is why im asking
Happened today a group of girls at work asked me about her age and i just said “quite a bit older”
>>33408040>ENTJ is the FAQ poster?I have broken literally every rule there is to break on 4chan are you genuinely retarded lol you cannot accept that another person would dislike you because you are a subhuman shameless pajeet shitter
>>33408034There's no delusion, women are fucking intolerable.
>go through bf‘s pc and stumble upon the atoga FAQrules pasta
suicide fuel
>>33408046I have a gf dude you’re just a loser
>>33408050You're a women pretending to be a man to trick me into somehow agreeing with you. You use woman language.
>>33408045>I have broken literally every rule there is to breakFAQ poster breaks his own rules, if anything a narcissist loser like you would make a thread with made up rules just so you could break them while try to enforce everyone else to follow them.
It fits your ugly personality so well.
>pajeet lost his job to AI and women
>decides to crash out by having melty in /atoga/
Lmao, the west is saved everybody!
How do i stop falling in love with people i already have a gf who i live with …
>>33408015Not starting threads on page 8 is not a made up rule, it is universally agreed on.
>>33408057/gioyc/ - head there.
>>33408029Just don't wear a wedding ring.
>>33408065He’s probably going to rope during Christmas time, perhaps we can let it “slide”
>>33408040No one has posted a FAQ on here in years.
>>33408066Your Pakistani mother gives me head every night benchode
>>33408067I like to wear it so women arent scared of me and also i love my wife
To women. How bad is it if you find out the guy youre going on a date with has no friends. I am sober now and had to move on.
>>33408070What do you have against those races?
>>33408071>I like to wear it so women arent scared of meYou think married men never sexually harass anyone?
>>33408000None, zero; they're weird.
>>33408073I fucked a married paki woman and spat in her mouth and choked her with her hijab she loved it
>>33408063>How do i stop falling in love with people i already have a gf who i live with …You can't. You just need to recognise it as soon as possible and avoid the person completely as soon as you sense it.
>>33408029If people ever meet her, they will assume you got groomed. 26 years gap is insane.
>>33408072depends
if a girl has mother Theresa syndrome, she might find you attractive
but it's a huge red flag for me
>>33408076where did you meet her? also more details
Women: Do you like being choked? And why?
Every girlfriend I've had wants to be choked and I don't get it at all, and it's weirding me out.
>>33408076Why not indian woman?
>>33408072NTA but all my exes regret breaking up with me, it confirms my theory of men don’t need women but women always need a man
>>33408078We met online and she had actually told me she was 8 years younger than she is and i didnt find out until after we moved in together and i found her passport
But i like older women so i dont mind i was just sad she lied about it but i understand why
>>33408082No, I don't really like being choked. I think they just have some weird power fetish.
>>33408084they regret breaking up with you because the chad they chose over you only wanted sex not a ltr
>>33408085I just hope you didn't plan on having any kids in your life, unless ending up with a Chris Chan is okay with you.
>>33408081She was your mother, I fucked her while you were making threads with FAQ’s on page 8
>>33408086They're all definitely into being submissive but choking always seems to come into it eventually. I'm not at all into it either and never have the heart to tell them.
>>33408088Chris chan ended up as bad as he was because of his stupid neglectful boomer parents who refused to do anything regarding his severe autism
>>33408087I was the chad, they chose their friends over me because I raised my voice at them and ended up alone with cats and vibrators, I am the single mother manufacturer
>>33408088Weve had creampie sex probably close to a 1000 times and still no kids
And now her period has become irregular
>>33408073He's Indian, he hates pakis with every fiber of his being despite the fact they're the same fucking people
>>33408093I went to school with a few severe autists and that's just how it goes, you can only help so much when autism is at a certain point. One of them got taken away eventually since he kept stealing shit from people.
>>33408082I have never felt the need to get choked.
>>33408082>Do you like being choked?No. And you should refuse. It's much more dangerous than people realise.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/jul/07/no-safe-way-risks-of-choking-during-sex
>‘There is no safe way to do it’...>Now thought to be the second most common cause of stroke in women under 40, it can also lead to difficulty swallowing, incontinence, seizures, memory problems, depression, anxiety and miscarriage.
>>33408097That may be true but his parents did NOTHING to address the issue. They made him so much worse and let him go down a dark path
>>33408097One of the autists in my class shit his pants while changing for gym class so we all saw the shit coming out of his and then he had an autistic rage fit and went home
>>33408099That's pretty bad. I do refuse and at most just put my hand on their neck, I've always been to uncomfortable to go beyond (which tends to have annoyed them).
>>33408099My gf is a nurse and she taught me how to choke her properly without killing her but also seemingly wants me to kill her during sex
Are men really hornier than women? Also what the fuck is ovulating, is that when they get really horny? When that happens are they on par now?
>>33408104>My gf is a nurserip
>>33408100>blames the parents for making his own decisions as a fully grown adultTranny alert
>>33408104>she taught me how to choke her properly without killing herThere is literally NO way to do it safely. Not killing someone doesn't mean you aren't doing long term damage.
>>33408102Kek, there was one autist that would just wipe his dick out sometimes in class. He was pretty normal most of the time but would have sudden bursts of bizarre behavior. No clue what kind of autism he had, all I knew was it must be bad. He pissed on his desk once too but usually it was just wiping out his dick.
>>33408110wiping it out like he wiped it on stuff or whipping it out if his pants???
>>33408109Well ARE YOU a registered nurse?
>>33408104>My gf is a nurseBased. How hot is she and what kinda crazy shit do you get up to?
I went out with a nurse for a bit and she had a breeding kink, so it made it scary for me since she'd discussed seriously wanting kids soon and wanted to be a stay at home mother. She's no doubt ruined some other dudes life by now.
>>33408108I'm not fully blaming the parents but he should not have had internet access.
>>33408110Damn would he jerk it or just whip it out to air it
Always lol hearing those stories of niggas jerking in class
>>33408112>whipping ifi meant to type of, retarded typos
>>33408082I used to like it. It's just not worth the risk anymore. Hurt myself a lot doing it alone.
>>33408104Nurses are insane harlots. I feel bad for you
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>>33408114need a harem of chubby asian nurses to breed
>>33408112Sorry, I meant whipping it out but he did also kind just slap it on the desk sometimes.
>>33408116Nah no jerking off, he'd just whip his dick out either in rage or in some kind of joyous way (like if you just got a jackpot on a slot machine).
>>33408117WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER TYPO
>>33408104>>33408114>two of my exbfs are posting hereWeird.
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>>33408114>How hot is she and what kinda crazy shit do you get up to?It is exactly what you think lol
>>33408120>chubby AsianYuck, no, this nurse was a hot brunette from somewhere like Hungary or Bulgaria or some shit. Her parents were immigrants but she was from here, so no crappy accent or anything.
>>33408121not to sound insane but he sounds awesome to watch
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>>33408124You gotta share a story or kink or something, nurses are the absolute best for degen stuff.
>>33408106Nobody will ever know because NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN BOTH A MAN AND A WOMAN. OKKK?????
>>33408123>washed up hag posting Nobody wants to choke you and contract toxoplasmosis from your dirty kitty litter
>>33408126A lot of them were really funny honestly. There was another autist that was really tall and fit since he loved P.E but he had a really high pitcued voice like a chipmunk and would blabber about how good he was playing in sports. He was a harmless and chill autist but impossible to have a conversation with.
>>33407990>>33407997>>33408002They literally tried covering up Danny Masterson's rape case, have intimidated victims in the past by killing their dogs, stalking them, and even more shit. The leader of the church killed his wife and the LAPD refuses to do nothing about it, after he tried to kill his own father. And closeted Tom Cruise still slobber all over that guy's nutsack.
>>33408027>Women what would you do if your bf peed on you in the shower?We are in the shower. Why would I give a shit?
>>33408072>How bad is it if you find out the guy youre going on a date with has no friends. I am sober now and had to move on.If it's because he cut off his old friend group because they were bad for him, I would consider that a green flag.
>>33408082>Do you like being choked?Not really. I used to get choked a lot as a child.
>>33408106>Are men really hornier than women? Men want to fuck more often, but women are freakier.
>Also what the fuck is ovulating, is that when they get really horny?Ovulation is when your eggs get released to be fertilized and when your hormones are telling you to get bred.
>>33408128>nurses are the absolute best for degen stuff.Facts. If a woman wears scrubs, 9 times out of 10, she's an absolute freak.
>>33408130I'm not old, I don't own a cat, and someone does want to choke me.
>>33408080Why is it such a red flag? Should I just lie about having friends
>>33408123Based breeding kink enjoyer.
>>33408135I actually wouldn't call it a kink. I just really want to have a baby.
>>33408132>Facts. If a woman wears scrubs, 9 times out of 10, she's an absolute freak.how do you meet one outside of working in medical services? are many nurses single? i need to know more about this life
>>33408133You are posting on /atoga/ honey nobody is fucking you lol
>>33408143Bitch I've been fucked WHILE posting on atoga.
>>33408141You will never have one so why do you care? Data mining pajeet AI thread
>>33408132>Men want to fuck more often, but women are freakier. My gf is an outlier for sure, she's ready to go in an instant and wants me 4 or 5 times a day. She said a few weeks ago me grabbing her hip and kissing her goodbye made her want to drop down and blow me right there in public, it's insane.
Gotta say it also makes me feel like an absolute chad and peak male to cause that kind of stir in a woman.
>>33408139You haven't trapped a guy yet?
To woman. After how many good dates with a guy would you be okay with him asking you to be his girlfriend, or is it better to not put a label on things and just go with the flow even if i want to be exclusive?
>>33408145
>>33408145>how low can someone sink to the bottom of the barrel Right through the bottom apparently
>>33408135>gf is into getting creampied>absolutely does not want kids and has some illness which means she probably cant>fill her up twice a day sometimesHeaven is on Earth.
>>33408145Anon thinks this is the peak of his/her career
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>>33408151I think people that have to have the talk to be exclusive are fucking weird. If I keep spending time with someone, being intimate and all that, I assume that this means something to them too. So far I have never come across a man that felt the need to date multiple girls at the same time.
>>33408145I'd love to do this with my gf but I'm always afraid she'll start looking into these threads and recognize me fro questions or something.
>>33408158Wait, so your gf is a nurse or someone above just stole a pic from you and faked?
>>33408160DM me at @therealENTJ
None of you girls are like hackers, right?
Because one of my biggest fears is my internet history being known by a girl and her knowing everything I've jerked to especially the things I'm not proud of nutting to.
>>33408156It's not important to me, but it completely shits on the anon's assertion. That's the only reason I mentioned it.
Women:
Who are you to judge what makes a man worthy of love or even attractive or not when you probably regularly browse not just this thread but this shithole website in general?
I remember asking all my friends what they thought of 4chan being taken offline and pretty much all of them said the same thing:
“Good I hope it doesn’t come back”
Do you realize that any argument you have is nullified because you are a pick me girl on the incel loser capital on the planet?
>>33408145She gets so mad when he replies to her cute
>>33408150I don't want to trap a guy. I want to marry and have a kid with a guy who's excited about and committed to being a parent as much as I am.
>>33408106>Are men really hornier than women?Male sex drive is much more indiscriminate, much less situational, much steadier (where women's fluctuates wildly from high to low), and much more affected by what's going on in the genitals (while women's is much more affected by what's going on in the brain).
So men are just horny, full stop, and want to have sex, full stop, and don't care much who they have it with. Women get *extremely* horny for specific people, but don't generally go around feeling like they'd happily fuck anyone.
Both male and female drive is strongly affected by hormonal state, but women take a month to go through a cycle, while men go through their cycle six or seven times in a day.
Sexually speaking, women are much more affected by emotion than men: if she's upset, or angry, or feels unattractive, her sex drive completely switches off. This doesn't happen to men, and it's the reason why men falsely accuse women of "witholding" sex.
Women don't really have an equivalent of men's drive increasing as they store up more seminal fluid.
Women generally have a much greater capacity for sex than men. It's not unusual for a woman to have a dozen orgasms and still want to keep going. That's quite rare in men. Men tend to want sex more in between sex, but less during sex.
>Also what the fuck is ovulating, is that when they get really horny? When that happens are they on par now?Were you not taught ANY reproductive biology in high school? Ovulation is when the ovary releases an egg ("ovum"). If there are any live sperms around in her body at that point, that's when she'll get pregnant. At or just before ovulation is usually when a woman is most horny, but typically there's a second horny stage either before or on her period.
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>>33408164Guys this woman is obsessed with me send help
>>33408171Idk what this is, but I don't give you permission to screenshot and save my posts.
>>33408160Entj doesn't have a gf and he stole those pics. That's why he always "watermarks" his real pics; he steals most of the pics he posts so he assumes other people will steal his.
>>33408166Seethe some more.
t. non-incel male
>>33408163Be afraid, be very afraid.
I once had a bf that I managed to sync his stuff to an old burner of mine and I kept checking out the porn he was watching in real time because he kept using incognito and delete his browser history. It was very - insightful.
>>33408166Sure, but what will you do about it? Stop me?
Me (m) let my hair grow out to about shoulder length.
Why did nobody tell me how fucking much of it would come out in the shower, I make a damn mess every time I shower.
I mean I guess it's the same amount as before, except now every strand is a lot longer.
Also my hair is quite curly so I don't brush it often, hence all the loose hair stays in there until I shower
>>33408160He pays prostitutes and drives them in his 2004 BMW and makes them watch TV in his rental while he gets hard posting about other indian men on 4chan.
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>>33408173>I don't give you permission to screenshot and save my postsWhat are you gonna do call your lawyer lmao
>>33408177Oh god how horrifying
That would be so embarrassing. And it's even worse because you know what I'm watching yet you say nothing about it
>>33408179The Norwood judgement cometh for thee
>>33408185Dw, I used the collected data to milk him even better.
Just found this femcel gem
https://www.reddit.com/r/LetGirlsHaveFun/
Women, what happens if you're bf starts Norwooding and the pillow is covered in hairs every morning?
>>33408187Hot, but for me it's terrifying because I'm very embarrassed and ashamed by what I've nutted to. Having no secrets is very scary
>>33408167I hate you guys.
>>33408191Yes, thats why I have to use hackerman skills to undermine your insecurity because you keep standing in your own way.
>>33408166Who hurt you enough to make you go on a rant?
>>33408195God I hope it was me but I have been well behaved itt, so I doubt it.
>>33408186Not yet, I don't think
That's one of the few genetic lotteries I have won I think
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>>33408197That fat indian couldn't hurt a fly if he tried.
>>33408193Its just that indulging in some kinks is not something I really want to do except in my fantasies. Also, judgement...
>>33408149>men say they appreciate this sort of obsession and sex drive>after a couple months, guys always start asking for more breaks in between sessions or for less actual penetration in general You're all liars.
>>33408205Obviously. I‘m mainly joking anon, ofc you should be allowed some privacy. I am just so curious to know everything about a man I am interested in. I can‘t help it, but I am trying to stay reasonable.
Speaking of curious, mind telling me what you watch that you don‘t want people to know?
>>33408208You are bad at sex.
>>33408141>how do you meet one outside of working in medical services? Dating apps, really.
>are many nurses single?There is a high turnover rate for partners. Long hours, high stress, etc tends to take a toll on a relationship, assuming she doesn't cheat.
>>33408189That sub is infested by moids. Go to r/femcelgrippysockjail where men are not allowed to post or comment
>>33408212I'm definitely not bad at sex. I'm not an expert, but I've had experts say I am good, at least.
>>33408208Where did I say that exactly? We're 6 months in and have not slowed down. Seems more like it's increasing desu.
>>33408210*sigh*
Take a guess...
>>33408212She’s not having any as ENTJ quite clearly outlined already
Females,
There's been a few occasions in my life where I see women look at me from afar, one or two of the giggle and stare at me. I take it as they're making fun of/gossiping about me.
More recently, I exchanged a few friendly words with a girl at a hostel lounge, it was a very basic and short "hey where are you from" conversation.
Later that night, I saw her talking to her friend after she had looked at me, she whispered something in her ear, the friend looked at me and smiled and they left, both staring at me.
I had just gotten out of a relationship with a girl I met at a hostel, super hot compared to any girl I've been with in my home country, she showered me with compliments I was unfamiliar with, like I was like a rockstar and ive probably fucked 100's of girls (it's 10). Couldn't tell if she was just lovebombing since we're apart now.
What could they have been saying? I didn't ask her out or compliment her, it was a very basic intro. What could I have done? I shyly looked away when one of them was staring at me. They were both as hot or hotter than my hostel ex. Am I more attractive than I thought? What leeway do I have in these situations? Could/should I have gone up to or followed them? I was busy at the time, but for the future.
>>33408213>There is a high turnover rate for partners. Long hours, high stress, etc tends to take a toll on a relationship, assuming she doesn't cheat.hmm. so in those circumstances when im talking with a nurse, taking a chance on asking her out isnt such a bad idea maybe?
>>33408215Well maybe you're special then.
>>33408216Idk, there is endless porn one can watch and feel ashamed about. Loli hentai? Tranny ass gaping? Scat?
>>33408213>r/femcelgrippysockjailENTJ would have a field day with this one
Had sex with someone multiple times who I was interested in as a potential partner until he wanted to tell everyone and decided that keeping it from people (mutual friends)was “lying” and didn’t feel right and it gave me the ick I have since then cut it off and still would like to remain friends but that whole ordeal has changed my perspective of him and I don’t understand why would he even let himself ruin a good thing like that?
Women and men, state gender
Why does the school system and your parents and even to an extent the government (through public broadcasting) and even somehow your friends tell you to
>be yourself and especially be different! That’s what makes this world great!
When in reality if you act like a true individual you usually get isolated, bullied, and become a pariah? Have I just stumbled across a psyop?
>>33408166Nonsensical incel rant
>>33408228Forgot to mention, I’ve been avoiding him
>>33408214Those experts must have a humiliation fetish for ruined orgasms.
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>>33408212>walks into thread >embarrassed herself >leaves
>>33408229What they mean is to have genuine interests, a personality and be creative with it, instead of trying to be a blank slate. They mean become a successful artist or do that non-profit project you have thought about. Not be a useless, degenerate slob. What they mean is to be your ideal self, not your actual self.
>>33408219Tl;dr women looked at me from afar, smiled/giggled very obviously. Wat mean
>>33408234The guy said that having to focus on pulling put did make the sex less impulsive and therefore a little less fun, but he showered me with so many other compliments that I didn't feel he cared that much.
>>33408239You are have the autism
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>>33408229>be yourself and especially be different! That’s what makes this world great!Usually works for me
Hey women. If youre in bed with a guy on your first date after hooking up, how dry does your pussy get if he asks you to be his girlfriend?
>>33408237But that means if I say we need the government to treat water I’m a statist and my whole family should be raped?
>>33408225I'm very ashamed of it. I dont think I could EVER actually go through with... you know... it IRL but like verbal stuff maybe.
>>33408241I know, it takes a special kind of girl to even give me a chance, I burn through any charm/attraction with my awkwardness very fast. I'm going to try to say minimal things next time.
>>33408244Yes. They don‘t mean be a bitter angry seething do-nothing. If it bothers you that much then you should enthusiastically get into politics and BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD, not ooze impotent rage on a daily basis
>>33408228>>33408233You didn't get the ick, you're just afraid of how you'll be perceived for having sex on the regular without being in a relationship.
>>33408243Not a gurl, but if she's above a 7/10 or more attractive than you, very fast.
>>33408246Well yeah, many things sound exciting in theory but would suck irl. It‘s wise to know that and not make the mistake of thinking you want to actually try all these things that get you off. But one can play with it, share fantasies, indulge in what if scenarios with no intent to do anything about it etc. Pretty sure there‘s lots of girls that would not mind that.
>>33408249No, I did want a relationship but I wasn’t sure yet and him trying to tell everyone our privacy made me really uncomfortable
Why do lesbians spend 99% of their time hating on men?
>>33408258Because as a man you only notice those that do that.
STATE SEX
HORNY STATES ON 0 - 10 RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>33408179Have you considered combing your hair before you wash it?
>>33408258>Why do lesbians spend 99% of their time hating on men?I spend 99% of time thinking about my fiancée and the other 1% thinking about Age of Empires II.
>>33408263M
8, about to hit a 9 when I'm going to help relax myself and then heading out.
>>33408263M, Oscillating between about 3 and like 7?
women what sex position do you need for 7" girth
>>33408253>one can play with it, share fantasies, indulge in what if scenarios with no intent to do anything about it etc>pretty sure there‘s lots of girls that would not mind that.Yeah I could do that. I don't like sharing, if a girl is mine than she is mine, but some playful dirty talk would be niiiiice
>>33408216>Take a guess...CP?
>>33407972 (OP)Why do women think they are high value?
Bitch, if you were high value you wouldn't be dripping my cum before you even knew my surname.
>>33408270Why would I need specific positions for that?
>>33408258Typically there was one male figure in their life that made them that way. Butch lesbians are the proto-femcels.
>>33408270I need advice on this too except for 8.5 " girth
>>33408264Yeah that gets a lot of it out but not everything.
I guess it depends on how thorough I am
>>33408228Did you warn him you were going to react like that?
>>33408272Yeah, sex should be playful, not this dead serious thing. I hope you find someone to have fun with someday.
>>33408273Ahhhhh, its not illegal...
Just follow the convo with the other anon
>>33408270>women what sex position do you need for 7" girthI'd need a speculum, Jesus Christ.
>>33408265You must have a boring ass life
ok gender, i am doing more analyses. who wants one? state gender and three facts about yourself.
>>33408263M
probably like a 3, weird thing to put after the top post, but i've been planning to crank it this evening since like 1pm (it is 3:34am, looks like executive dysfunction won again)
>>33408284alright so what can the guy do for you
>>33408286Boring ass life, but a hot ass wife
>>33408258>Why do lesbians spend 99% of their time hating on men?Have you *seen* men?
>want to listen to German ASMR
>it's all mommy shit
This is so fucking annoying, are all German men just retarded like this?
>>33408291It lends itself to dommy stuff because of the nazi association
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Pizza is probably one of the grossest foods. I do not understand why women love it so much.
>>33408270>women what sex position do you need for 7" girthThere is *no* position that makes that enjoyable.
>>33408282Thank you. It would legit take a hacker girl like you to know about it because I'll be thinking about it but never say a word of it unless they somehow found out.
>>33408294Sounds like you either have never had good pizza or your palate is all fucked.
>>33408170This was very insightful
>>33408274Having sex with you makes someone low value?
>>33408294This nigga has never had good pizza
>>33408296Why would you think she would not be able to pick up on it simply by observing you closely?
>>33408294You poor, deluded fool.
>>33408301Because she just wouldn't? I wouldn't know how she would know by observation
>>33408282i appreciate you. my ex somehow caught on to a kink i didn't even realize i had (praise/light pet play), and it has turned out to be one of my favorites. really no idea how she did it, but girls with your attitude are a true blessing
>>33408291https://youtu.be/_umURf8h1i8
>>33408288>alright so what can the guy do for youLots of lube and patience.
>>33408294There are men that make pizza their entire personality.
>>33408263>HORNY STATES ON 0 - 10 RIGHT FUCKING NOWLike a 6. I'm not entirely sure because I'm working out, so there may be a 2 point margin for error.
>>33408297>>33408300Pizza as a food is gross. It does not matter how "good" it is. The taste does not matter. Because it will always be GROSS.
>>33408303I guess it depends on the girl. But don‘t you think it would be sad that you would have to keep a whole part of yourself a secret forever? Sounds exhausting and lonely.
>>33408307>bread, tomato sauce and cheese is grossOk
>gf wants to yap
>its just her switching between how she thinks I'm a trash person, wants to rape and kill me with a 10 inch dildo and how she loves me and begs me to never leave her
>>33408306>male ASMRFuck off.
That's even worse.
>>33408312she is likely already cheating or she will very soon
bpdemons dont know loyalty and will ruin your life just to feel something
>>33408313Kys
>>33408315It's for relaxation. Stop being a fucking gooner about everything.
how to cope with have a family drop a bombshell that entails the revelation that another family basically ruined your life and got away with it?
>>33408318Absolute retard.
>>33408309Kinda sad but I'm just too prideful. I wouldn't call it lonely. Exhausting, I guess yeah.
What's it mean when girls smile n talk about you from afar
>>33408305Thank you. Thankfully I grew out of stalking people and disrespecting their privacy like that, I now think that being attentive to them as a whole, picking up on tiny cues and see where they lead and making someone feel comfortable enough to be vulnerable is a much better and more rewarding way to find out more. I appreciate men that can be playful with their sexuality a lot too. Sex can be so entertaining and exciting if done right.
>>33408320depends, what was the revelation and how'd it ruin your life? i would mostly be pissed that my family kept it from me
>>33408318YWNBAW
You should at least put a bit more effort into the larp, agp faggot.
Why does it feel like we're moving to a point where women and men literally cannot even coexist.
>>33408322>prideful Understandable, vulnerability is very scary and can end up biting you in the ass
>>33408328Because we do. How sad.
Whats the biggest hint you ever missed?
Mine was a girl having her friend take pics of her with me in the background so it looked like she was kissing me (in high school)
Another was this girl who would always pet my hair in the halls when she saw me also in hs
>>33408328Qatar and Saudi Arabia is funding the wedge between men and women. I've seen the biggest femcels suddenly become married to a muslim and become his personal concubine and feel enlightened and freed in the act.
It also makes birthrates plummet even more while islamists get imported en masse and pop out 4 to 5 children.
>>33408326tldr,
>have opportunity to receive a VERY large sum of money>extended family member intercepts it and literally just gives it away>turns out being a 'crab in a bucket' and completely dysfunctional is a core trait of my familythink how youd turned out if your family were the social equivalent of crackheads AND did the same conniving as above
>>33408329It really can. I dont know how a girl would Sherlock deduce my fetish but that would be crazy. Would make me think what else I can't hide
>>33408331Idk, I have always been an entitled bitch and assumed people had a crush on me by default.
>>33408325i agree, very little sexual experience with others but +1 to the playfulness aspect, absolutely no idea why people don't have that more. it's crazy because culturally we'll talk about sex using gamelike terms. sex toys, x-play, "fun", fooling around, etc. but then the actual act itseld is like treated as the complete opposite by most people, it seems like. i am a complete and utter hermit, very inexperienced at 30 with basically only her as a genuinely sexual partner, so idk maybe this is more common than i think but it sure doesn't seem that way to me. personally, i get off to my partner getting off, so maybe i am incentivized to be playful and invite them to share and experiment
>>33408324Either youre hideous and they're mean ir youre attractive and they're letting you know. Stop being a pussy
>>33408336You can‘t not communicate. Even what you don‘t do or say or think says a lot about you and can reveal hidden stuff about you by association. Ofc those will just be assumptions, but she could use those assumptions to carefully steer things into that direction to reveal more. Lets just hope that someone this interested in what you are hiding has no intentions to use your secrets against you.
>>33408331I had the "I need someone to pretend to be my date for this party" trick used on me twice and both times I went off on a tangent about how much I hate parties
>>33408328Because Indian uber drivers can't stop sexually assaulting female passengers.
>>33408270>women what sex position do you need for 7" girthIf you are genuinely that size, you need to understand that, for most women, it will always be an issue. This doesn't mean you can't ever have PIV sex, but you will never be able to just forget that the issue exists and do it. You'll need to spend a LONG time getting get her turned on with hands and mouth; make sure she has a minimum of two orgasms before you try PIV; spend a LONG time very gently stretching her out (a well-lubed rabbit may help); use gallons of lube; choose a position like cowgirl where she can precisely control the depth and speed herself; DO NOT thrust up into her or pull her down onto you. And for the love of God, don't try anal.
Of course, vaginas vary a lot, so you might get lucky and find a woman who is unusually loose.
Oh and buy condoms that actually fit you. Even an "XL" one of the regular brand will be too tight.
>>33408263Male
My wife is on a business trip so im fighting the urge to fap
https://www.reddit.com/r/femcelgrippysockjail/comments/1m22iyz/anyone_else_actually_involuntarily_celibate_vent/
>>33408334oh, my family is like that for sure, my mom especially. how i cope is this: my mom is a damaged person, fucked over by a traumatic childhood. how she acts is unacceptable, though i hold no grudges or animosity though i probably should (meh, just not that kinda guy), nevertheless its best if distance is kept cuz the more involved she is in life, more complicated life gets. i live far away, talk to her maybe once a week or two, visit occasionally once or twice a year, and i think that's good enough for me. obviously different from your situation, but whatever your situation is, i think maximally charitable compassion is always a good place to start.
>>33408263M
It was at 0 when I read this question, but thinking about my horny level has raised it to 2.
>>33408338It takes two to play. A playful person can maybe get someone that can‘t let lose to relax a bit and a inhibited person can make a playful person feel awkward and clam up. The ideal will always be two people that have been able to preserve their lightness in how they handle their and others sexuality coming together. In general I feel like those types of people naturally pull each other in since it often also shows in other areas of their character or life. I feel like the best bet is people that have not forgotten how to have fun, enjoy themselves and not be obsessed with how they are perceived all the time. Which I do think has become much harder now than it was twenty years ago when you did not feel like you are constantly observed and compared and only one step away from having your life ruined because you did something stupid. It is what it is. Still always lovely to bump into people that haven‘t forgotten yet.
>>33408350Poor woman. Why would you laugh at her
>>33408270I've only ever tried using a toy that thick, and no position made it comfortable to take it.
>>33408340>Lets just hope that someone this interested in what you are hiding has no intentions to use your secrets against you.Yeah that's the main thing I'm scared of. Gotta filter those BPDemons and super crazy bitches.
>>33408348>choose a position like cowgirl >risking falling to your death on that dickYou're braver than I would be.
>>33408267And now I'm slowly coming down to a 5 or 6 again.
Have to get ready.
>>33408355MASTURBATE
RIGHT
FUCKING NOW
>>33408363cause an anon told me so?? sure!
>>33408353ironically enough, i think she was quite sexually open before, but i am an extremely hmm lets say being-vulnerable-to-others averse person (hence 30 year hermitude) and she had a lot of sexual trauma specifically around guys, so our situation was more like two people making each other increasingly vulnerable. the oppenness was also our downfall, though, flew too close to the sun with that and she had to break things off and cut contact. anyway, i say this because i think we're a complete mentally ill antithesis to your model there lmao but it would probably be fair to say we were both sexually playful in spirit
>be man in his 20's
>be on low social status ladder
>try to make a career
>get told by all the old men and young/old women that I should just stick to a factory job
Why the fuck do I constantly get told just to go work 16 hours a day for minimum wage like it's my only purpose by old boomers and women? Why can't I work myself up on the ladder and have some free time to myself? Feels like society just sees me as a workhorse.
>>33408331i learned a friend of mine had a crush on me on and off from 2018 onwards. got bad enough at times that she had to actually cut contact eince she was already in a relationship, interestingly enough
>>33408367NO BECAUSE YOU ARE AT 8 HQ (THAT'S HORNI QUOTIENT)
ENJOY LIFE
RELASE KRAKEN
>>33408350>femcelgrippysockjail0.5% chance that post isn't written by a tranny
To a guy in here thats married. If one of your best friends went through a hypomanic episode and told your wife how sexy he thought she was and how attracted you've always been to her would you ever be able to forgive him?
>>33408374Don't listen to boomers. Tell them to fuck off. This generation already hates boomers for fucking up the world for us.
>>33408372I would've done the exact same thing in that scenario if I was him. And than realize I was a retard because my autistic brain that takes things literally didn't notice it was a trick. And how would I know that when they could've just been honest? Fucking women...
>>33408384My friends wife used to ask me these things. Im this guy
>>33408379
>>33408132That just sounds based. They're a powerful group.
>“The goal of Scientology is making the individual capable of living a better life in his own estimation and with his fellows and the playing of a better game.” —L. Ron Hubbard
>>33408384>if I was him>Fucking women...I'm a woman and both of the men in
>>33408342 were self-described aspies
>>33408394She would always say things to me like "if I never met (my friend) I would have married you" in front of him and tell me "i love you" after saying "I love you" to him. Idk man. I feel terrible. Maybe in 20 years or something
>>33408378The post outright wouldn't make sense if it was written by a trans woman
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33408393Wait 2 guys? I see him just talking about himself and don't see any mention of aspie
Women, thoughts on a guy owning/enjoying sex toys?
>>33408410Why would you ask the gender that doesn't believe in equal rights?
>>33408410I wish every guy got a fleshlight instead of deathgripping himself numb
>>33408402>>33408379You write so confusingly.
>>33407972 (OP)I want a woman now, say it girlie, say what you want!
>>33408413Mostly because I am not interested in the sexual opinions of men. Men that give unsolicited opinions on dating/sex are all faggots unironically. I will never understand how andrew tate got as popular as he has, but as the pendulum swings back to anti-gay, call it a hunch we're gonna see ppl like him disappear
>>33408424God I cannot wait for the pendulum to swing back to everyone calling rightoids faggots
>>33408421Sorry. I havent tried talking to people in a long time. How can I clarify?
>>33407972 (OP)>Women are but machines for producing childrenFemanon, how do you reply to this without sounding mad?
>>33408414That's why you should only date men who get off through PIV, not masturbation (1 girl per week if need be)
>>33408410I'd love that. I have a ton of sex toys, too. We could put different dildos of mine in his fleshlights and we could make up personalities for them.
>>33408402Not that it's any excuse but yeah hypomania can make you say weird shit like that, take what she said with a pinch of salt
I lost a couple of friendships that way also, I've said much worse things...
I don't really understand why you feel bad about something she said though
>>33408427So are men. We all just exist to fuck.
>>33408425I can, leftoids have utterly ruined the only redeemable parts of industrial society explicitly. Literally all that is left now are the dystopian parts, and they are ACTIVELY pursuing its development. If we were a smart species, we would nuclearly purge all leftists and any country that refuses to deindustrialize.
>>33408426Use placeholder names, I guess?
You switch from he/she
>how sexy he thought she wasto you/her
>how attracted you've always been to herEither be frank that you are that cunt or fuck off, desu.
>>33408435I can't express to you how fucking stupid this post is
>>33408374Boomers lived in a time where you could work full-time in a factory and save up for a house, they're clueless as to modern economics
>>33408432bro woke up to piss and hopped on atoga
you need 2 more hours of sleep
>>33408440So the fucking stupid post accomplished more than you could? Kinda sad, no? ;-)
>>33408331Damn those are pretty big hints lol you doofus...
Years ago my roommate's gorgeous blonde friend invited me over to help her assemble IKEA furniture on a Friday night (she put her number in my phone as "<name> the babe"); she dolled herself up, bought pizza and kept pouring glasses of wine, but after chatting on her bed til like 2am I just went home
>>33408435He says, as he posts on 4chan through his computer.
Go live inna woods, emo.
>>33408432>I lost a couple of friendships that way also, I've said much worse things...Mind sharing?
>>33408439I said horrible things but was in the midst of a hypomanic episode induced by getting sober after nearly dying from alcohol (hospitalized). I did a horrible thing. I just wonder if my friend would ever consider forgiving me in time. Also, she would say those things to me that I mentioned before that really fucked with my head
>>33408443>you need 2 more hours of sleepI slept almost 5 hours though which is more than I normally do lol
Gonna play some vidya
>>33408258In my experience they never think about men, you are so far away from things they care about. You probably saw a post on Reddit and having a incel moment
>>33408447Sorry, not an argument. Also, emo is an objectively insane word to associste with anything I said.
>>33408451Insane you think I want to have an argument with you. lmao
But it fits with your whiny emo attitude.
>>33408444That is the second lamest reply I've ever read on 4chan
>>33408444What is this fedora-tier "hehe gotcha ;)" reddit tier posting.
>>33408440You dont seem to understand how retarded you are either and how much the things you want and praise are destroying society. Marxists like you are a plague upon mankind.
>>33408452Ok still not an argument though
>>33408454Now it is the fourth
>>33408455Makes pretty effective bait, idk
Are "hypomanic episodes" where you try to fuck your friends' wives real or are they another sperm cramp thing
>>33408462It's people with BPD or bipolar being honest in that they don't care if they hurt others, they just want to be selfish.
>sister is self employed
>looks down on me and my mom
>find out she makes barely 1000 dollars a month
>part time wage is even higher in my country
How can I kick this bitch off her high horse? She treats me and my mom like shit, never cleans up after herself and is rude and arrogant to my mom.
>>33408460Bait? You're just telling these anti-white degenerate freaks the truth. That's what leftism is, anti-white degeneracy. Anybody hating on you hates whites, guaranteed.
>>33408464>part time wage is even higher in my countryDamn I wanna move there
Anyway maybe just ask if she can do a bit more around the house (maybe make a cleaning rota or something) and that you feel she's disrespecting your mom
>>33408466I'm doing other shit rn, leave me be
>>33408462Guess how I know youre an ugly woman?
How do we encourage women to read
I slept well thanks for asking
>>33408470>Anyway maybe just ask if she can do a bit more around the house (maybe make a cleaning rota or something) and that you feel she's disrespecting your momI got fired from my job recently and she states "she's the only one working (mom is retired) so that means I'm free from chores".
We literally only ask her to clean up after herself since she makes a fucking mess in the bathroom, kitchen, etc. She is keeping veggies and cleans them off weeds and is too tired to clean up the weeds and tells me its my job.
Her boyfriend kicked her out so she had to come back and live at my mums place.
>>33408472Giving hardcore raging bitter seething femcel legbeard obese feminazi child-free furbaby cat lady manhater mass abortion society-feller vibes by questioning a man's moral integrity
>>33408475How to encourage PEOPLE to read is the more important question because everyone is retarded. I felt so weird in high school reading at college level while everyone else struggled with 6th grade shit. I could not understand why people are so retarded
>>33408483Men already read and are intellectually stimulated by people like Adam Tooze, Jordan Peterson, Pierce Morgan etc etc
>>33408484men only read instagram slut comments
>>33408486Men don't care about Instagram sluts...
>>33408488the jokes in there are funny
>>33408484>men are stimulated by piercing morganhuh..
>>33408484Letting yourself be "stimulated" by the zionist retards like Jordan Peterson is letting yourself become indoctrinated.
>>33408458Look around you, and look at the shit society you and your kind have created. I look forward to the pendulum swinging back to the side of freedom rather than whatever repressed bullshit you're on.
>>33408000None. Weird fad.
>>33408486ok i sont use instagram or social media, but like unhinged gooner porn comments are some of the funniest things on this planet imo
>>33408491Lol, he has a point you know
>>33408037I kinda figured since he's dutch or w/e.
>>33408163Like two of them are, one is a glowie.
>gf invited a guy friend (who is in a relationship) over before they went out for a catch-up drink
>only happened because I stood her up accidentally due to a miscommunication (this is all 1 month in essentially)
>every so often that night comes up when she brings him up by name and each time one detail seems different than before
>"he didn't stay the night" to "he was over just until I got ready so we could go to the bar" to "we were a month in im able to see a friend as I please"
>eventually just turns defensive about the whole thing whenever it comes up and says how it can't keep being brought back up and dwelled on
>remember the night she was messaging him back when we were on the couch and she laughed due to forgetting he was only a year younger than me and not still the age she'd last seen him as years ago
>he replies back something like "is that why we never tried anything?" which she gets a little weirded out by yet still had a catch-up with him
>remember she has him down on snap as "King Schlong" complete with all the above
Am I supposed to bring this shit up again or just let it bother me into being single? This isn't normal behaviour right? Snapchat is just a red flag anyway these days if you're over a certain age no?
>>33408492Jesus christ how fucking delusional. Gen Z is done with the retardation of liberalism. What you see now is YOUR WORK, not mine. Society and our cohesion has been broken. The pendulum isn't swinging in your favor, you fucking troglodyte, it's swinging into your balls.
Gen Z wanted 50,000 deportations a day and we only got 800. We are so much more conservative than what you want to accept.
me and my gf use the pull out method. she is adamant about it, borderline paranoid, but i’ve noticed during cowgirl she will keep going when i say im close, i have to physically get her off me. what the fuck is up with that? is cowgirl that hot for the girl?
>>33408501Don't blame other people for YOUR handiwork. Take some responsibility. I know it's hard for your kind, but do try.
It's your people who want me to sign away my personal details so I can get a license to fucking watch porn. It's your people who want to get payment processors to stop letting anyone doing anything remotely adult get paid for their work. It's your people who fucked the economy. It's your people who built up a gigantic culture war out of nothing, solely to divide society.
But sure. Put your fingers in your ears. It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?
>>33408498Which one is the glowie?
>>33408503I always ask a guy to pull out, but when I'm on top I acknowledge that it's my prerogative to get off when he says he's close. I'm probs more paranoid than her, though, so maybe my neuroticism outweighs my enjoyment of sex in the moment better than hers does. But if he's fucking me from behind and says he's close, I'm going to keep backing up on him until he pulls out. I wouldn't have sex with a guy if I didn't trust him to do so, after all.
>>33408328Because men that can't be nice to women can only be gay now.
>Am I supposed to bring this shit up again or just let it bother me into being single? This isn't normal behaviour right? Snapchat is just a red flag anyway these days if you're over a certain age no?
Just break up with her. She can't be honest and she's going to do this kind of shit more and more.
>>33408510>>33408503You dumb retards know precum can get you pregnant aswell right?
>>33408515Obviously. I ask a guy to wear a condom AND pull out, to be doubly safe.
>>33408274Having sex before you can tell if her hair is dyed doesn't make you low value?
Femanons, why don't you let guys fix you?
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>>33408512>Because men that can't be nice to women can only be gay now.Okay but real talk. Why do women love pedro pascal? I've seen celebrity women let him be all handsy and touchy with them and they don't mind it. But this guy acts and behaves like a sugar plum. I mean look at him. Dude's a fruitcake. Ir is it normal that men intimately snuggle with eachother?
>>33408510i feel a similar way, i don’t see it as ‘my job’ to pull out when she’s the one in control basically.
>I'm going to keep backing up on him until he pulls out.this is indeed what’s happening in all other positions and so far so good. it’s implied that i take responsibility to time it right. odd.
>>33408515my precum is not fertile. i’ve used the pull out method with various partners for 6 years and haven’t even had a scare.
>>33408521Um because he's a positive male role model, and that's entirely the point. Him being confident enough to do those things as a moderately attractive male in the public eye makes him more attractive. Making women feel safe and being kind and gentle are good things, my nword.
>>33408523Somebody tell him
>>33408525Toxoplasmosis
His shit's probably cooked from keyboard warrioring on a laptop.
>>33408524>Him being confident enough to do those things as a moderately attractive male in the public eye makes him more attractiveYou sure he's not acting a bit too fruity?
>>33408520They can't answer this
>>33407999Trust the science.
>>33408522>it’s implied that i take responsibility to time it rightThe options are either we switch to hand stuff the moment you acknowledge you're remotely close, or we agree to trust you to pull out at the last reasonable moment as deemed by you.
>>33408530Isn't he just gay?
>>33408520Guys don't have the tools to fix me. You'd need a whole team of mechanics.
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>just watched a reel of a woman complaining, and other women telling her to leave her fiancee over the material of the engagement ring
>hundreds of thousands of likes on the video and the comments telling her to dump the guy over 50k likes
I know I know, not everyone is like that, but fuck dude, is it really that bad out there?
>>33408535No, ry is bi. He's married to a woman, and had kids.
>>33408542>>33408536Always with the excuses
>>33408520Because then you'll call me a gold digger and ruin the progress on purpose leaving me back at square one anyway.
>>33408546>posts ferrarioh no no no no
>>33408538The average person in general has become such a huge cunt, it's crazy. I was on a date with a guy at an IMAX theater the other day, and a staff member got on a mic before the movie to practically beg everyone to bring their trash with them to the door after the movie where staff were waiting with trash bags for their convenience. By the end of the movie, every square inch of the theater floor was covered in popcorn, with whole food trays and popcorn bags and drinks cluttering the footspace so badly that it was hard to leave the theater. People are so fucking awful, I feel terrible for service workers.
>>33408544>>33408546I'm in therapy, at least. I'm trying to get help so my future bf doesn't need to "fix" me.
Girls, how depressed is my sister that her boyfriend kicked her out after 3 years of living in his house cost free and has to live at my mom's place and pay her 300 bucks rent every month?
>>33408508Holy shit the projection is next level. This is IMAX 3D fucking projection.
>Don't blame other people for YOUR handiworkThis is quite literally what you are doing. You're using the classic leftist tactic of accusing of what YOU are doing. Don't think I didn't notice how you didn't say anything about Gen Z going hard conservative because you know damn well that's right.
>get a license to fucking watch pornThere are easy ways of getting porn. The fact THAT is what is important to you says alot
>It's your people who fucked the economyOh now you've done it you fucking Jew. Go ahead you pussy, ban me for that. Do it and I will everyone here know what a sensitive BITCH you are you needed daddy moderator after my ban, fragile little greasy jew.
YOU have ruined the fucking economy and the housing market with your retarded open borders policies of allowing infinite illegals taking jobs which their employers pay in slave wages which fucks everyone's wages because how the fuck do you compete against someone willing to work for nothing. Going outside is as dangerous as it is because of your policies. Women and children are never fucking safe anymore because these 3rd world shitters who refuse to adapt to Western culture.
>It's your people who built up a gigantic culture war out of nothing, solely to divide society.I swear to fucking god it's like me to beat the fuck out of you. You have been subverting our culture for decades upon decades upon decades. YOU STARTED THE CULTURE WAR YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING SLIMEY MARXIST JEW. Oh yeah surrrre it was us who started the latest wave of feminism, not you. It wasn't you attacking our entertainment to become woke and gay as shit that wa tooooootally us for some reason....
But sure. Put your fingers in your ears. It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?
Fuck you.
>>33408503Probably feels good when she does cowgirl or whatever.
I don’t rap to get the women, fuck bitches
Gimme a fat slut who cooks and does dishes
>>33408558Depends on if he asked her to housewife as a girlfriend.
State gender.
You ever visit a board or thread in hopes of seeing a certain poster?
>>33408477Happy for you bro <3
I need to go bed earlier tonight kek not 7am
>>33408478Tbf if you're currently unemployed you should be doing the cleaning, at least this is what I do cause my sis is working
I agree though she should still be cleaning up her own mess. Idk all I can think about is incentivising her, e.g. offer to get something nice, or just don't clean up after her so she has to start doing it herself
>>33408559I ain't reading that
>>33408563M
No, that's weird as hell. Have you?
>>33408563not really, but she could be back
>>33408563M
Yes, I often hold out hope that I might see her again.
Not sure if I have interacted with her again since, but I hope she is fine.
>>33408499>she has him down on snap as "King Schlong"I'm not a snap zoomer but that is a bit sus ngl, do you know if they ever hooked up before you guys got together?
Other than that eh it doesn't seem like a big deal desu. Unless she's the one who keeps bringing it up then that seems a bit sus
>>33408562He asked her multiple times to atleast split the bills of the house in terms of electricity, water, etc.
>>33408331None because no woman has ever shown even a crumb of interest towards me lmao
>atoga femanon got back with her cheating ex boyfriend instead of going on a date with me
It's over
>>33408331A girl giving me the most I want you eyes I ever seem and biting her lips
>>33408575While asking her to housewife? That's not trad.
>>33408551>I feel terrible for service workers.Eh I used to be a janitor and I don't mind it, it's my job
Some people are truly animals tho idk how they make such messes
Also it's always ofc appreciated when people keep tidy
My pet peeve was people telling me to clean up something right in front of me I was just getting to, like thanks but I'm not fucking blind or speedrunning lol
>>33408520no one asked to, kek
>>33408563M
I probably do, but I doubt she would say anything important on 4chan anymore.
I am interested in knowing if she has fucked up her life even more by now.
>>33408570Yes, I know you can't read. I know you have struggles with reading unlike the other kids in 4th grade who can just glaze their eyes over it for 2 seconds and read the whole thing but you can get there if you tried :)
>>33408584I love reading, anon. I just don't care about your thoughts that much
there's a simple trick to turn the success rate from like 10% to 25% when asking out girls over apps, just one single sentence does this every single time
>>33408586>>33408572>>33408583What kind of person are you gunning for?
The IRS are a bunch of extortionist thugs, and I hope they all suffer
>>33408587While housewifing? That is a job.
>>33408577It was over the moment you became a grown ass man that uses sad anime girl reaction images.
>>33408588You forgot the "INCELS HATE THIS:" and "(GONE SEXUAL)".
>>33408585Oh I know you love the hungry hungry caterpillar, sweety, it's your favorite, but the words of people who know better than you need to be heeded, you little retard.
>>33408592At least anime girls show genuine feeling
>>33408593You wrote this and you thought it was a good idea to hit "submit"?
I am glad I didn't read your wall of autism
>>33408515That’s why I would say don’t bother pulling out since it doesn’t make a difference anyway.
>>33408591She wasn't housewifing, she asked my mom sometimes to come clean up when the trash got too much.
>>33408597The fact you think that is a wall of text shows how low iq you are but that should be expected, leftists can't read.
>>33408596It's true, there's a artist behind every picture who's working hard to convey emotion. How can girls and their halfhearted superficial smiles even compare?
>>33408574Nah, going by her word at least she's never done anything remotely in that realm with the guy. I know before we got together, some other dude was trying to get her to sit on his face or something and she was considering it - which made me laugh in hindsight because she said she wouldn't do one-night stands or date people doing them.
I don't know what to think, but the fact it never got cleared fully on what happened that night is what annoys me. It's just peculiar she has maybe 3 or 4 guys on a Snapchat still (as a 32YO woman), and with this guy she's good friends with from an old job, so she has him on Insta etc too. One guy sent her jerk off videos which she immediately brought to my attention when drunk, she still hasn't deleted the app (or at least that guy from it, despite cutting comms with him entirely). It's just tiresome.
>>33408600Yeah if there's one things leftists are known for, it's not reading
>>33408604Yes it is. This is proven, college educated leftists struggle to read.
I got 4 dates next week, things are looking better
but I am asking out one girl for the second date tomorrow, she's really cute. I hope she doesnt just ghost me. I showed up 1 hour late to our first date but we still had a great time.
sometimes I think showing up late helps. it makes them respect you more or value you more or something.
>>33408587>>33408591So she had two jobs? And he probably got mad that duties were being cut back in housewifing because of the money earning job? While he wasn't working a second job or helping with housework because he's lazy? Or did he make her quit and then he regretted it so he discarded her instead?
Tfw you want to read discussion in the comments but literally every post is “nice try Diddy”
>>33408608She was working "a job" earning shit pay and staying home while he worked 12 hours a day.
>>33408606Sure, let me sit you down and explain it to you. Leftists are renowned for obsessing over "reading theory". A legitimate criticism is that they can end up wrapped in so much theory and jargon and zines and books that it gets in the way of doing things in the real world. If you don't know that then that speaks to your general ignorance.
I think the issue here is that you simply don't have any life experience and you base all your opinions on shit you read online
Ghislaine Maxwell was so beautiful in her prime, bros. TFW no Israeli intelligence asset gf.
>>33408615*spppplllllllllluuruurrt*
all the respect your post deserves
eat my shit
I feel so hopeless! I have really bad luck with men
>>33408614How many days a week, earning over 30k a year?
>>33408621its not luck. its you.
>>33408620I will facefuck you and sodomise you
>>33408624I know, but I don’t know how to fix it. It’s been so much trial and error
I had a dream where some old guy was determined to rape my ass. I managed to fight him off and got him arrested where he was put in a psych ward but I remember the dream was deeply insettling because some man out there was after my asshole and determined to get it. I guess this is how women feel. Literally a nightmare.
Men, do you treat every gun as if it is loaded?
>>33408625*bbbbbbrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaappp*
im sowwy di yu say somting? :D
>>33408632*begins plapping you*
>>33408631Is that a joke about women
>>33408628Stop going after Chads way out of your league, dumb cunt foid. That'll be 200 bucks. You're welcome.
>>33408621any fun stories
>>33408634I'm sowwy i can't quite read dat, it looks like it says
>god I LOVE CHUGGING fat logs into my throatThats pwity weird, maam
i'm turning 29 next month(m) and I still live with my mom who's retired and my older sister (33) who's boyfriend kicked her out and I only have 20k in my bank.
>>33408638which smoke you want?
>>33408640yeah, youre a loser
>>33408635MGK made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
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Should I sign up for pilates as a way to meet women?
>>33408631Yes, that's what you're supposed to be doing.
>>33408651only if you actually like pilates
>>33408651only if you actually like women
>>33408602>peculiar she has maybe 3 or 4 guys on a Snapchat still (as a 32YO woman), and with this guy she's good friends with from an old job, so she has him on Insta etc tooEh that's pretty normal for women desu, I wouldn't read into it too much
>>33408636I am not doing that
>>33408637One time a guy told me I smell weird but that he liked it
>>33408607>I think showing up late helpsWtf
As someone ADHD I hate being late to things especially dates, I think it turned off some girls desu
>>33408651No.
Most of them will be taken and the few single ones will think you're a creep that wants to stare at their asses. You should only do it if you already have a gf or at least a female friend giving you social proof.
>>33408651F
Should I sign up for Pilates to meet men?
>>33408661I hate being late also, but I think women see it as cuck energy. like youre putting them on a pedestal. whereas if youre late you value yourself more.
I showed up late because I thought she said 6 but she meant 4
>>33408663You could go outside and meet men right now. You forgot to say you want to meet Chads only.
>>33408638I'm having a lucky strike rn, have one bro
how do I get a entry cybersecurity job? can any of the glowies help me out?
>>33408640>only have 20k in my bankBro I would kill to have that, my bank balance is almost -1k
>>33408651Eh you're probably better off doing something like a dance class where you're forced to interact with them
I begrudgingly went along with a friend to some classes and still met like three baddies I maybe had a shot with
>>33408667the glowies are mostly in /int/, /b/ and /pol/ not /atoga/ you tard
>>33408649Houses here cost atleast 200k
>>33408655>>33408656It just seems like a stereotypically girly thing, but if I can workout and meet women then why not give it a shot? I just don’t know if women feel some kind of way about guys who do it
>>33408662I’m not the most hopeless gymcel, if that helps
>>33408663Idk
>>33408664>women see it as cuck energySounds like dodging a bullet if you think that way
I'd rather be early and ready and excitedly waiting for her
Sometimes I manage but usually I run late cause my time blindness is terrible
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all my GOATs are somehow married or getting married
where the fuck do you find a qt femanon gf to banter and worlde with
>>33408674*if she thinks that way
>>33408675>worlde withDoes this mean like travel or something?
>>33408677its a browser game like connections
>>33408675Take the gachapill
>>33408680Kissing a horse is wild
>>33408678Not played that one either but might check it out
I remember we used to play Geoguessr and agar.io in skool
I hope all high school sweethearts break up Amen
do men really only want bangmaids.
>>33408686>all high school sweethearts break upDw I broke up with mine and my life is a failure
>Amenhttps://youtu.be/kIy7oathtVM?si=jUbl0D7tF0AY9RIN
Since we're on the subject.
I was supposed to meet one girl and her friend, and she kept me waiting 30 mins in the cold weather because they got times mixed up. We were supposed to go to a museum together and that got cancelled because of them being late. Then she had the audacity to complain later on how I didn't pay for their meals, kek. Granted, they were on the younger side, but being late pisses me off.
>>33408693I just took a disgusting shit that’s pretty toxic
>>33408695Word
>>33408689Men want cute goths
>>33408702Cute, bangable, goth maids.
>>33408691And mind you I travelled 1 hour 30 mins to meet her in a different city. The least she could do is meet me at the right time.
>>33408705That's stereotype is offensive and toxic, most men would love to cook for their partners
>>33408712Cute. Bangable. Goth. Maids.
>>33408717But only for the aesthetics okay
>>33408702Goth=blacked
Only cucks wants goth girls
>>33408712>most men would love to cook for their partnersUm no. Men don't cook. Cept Gordon Ramsay of course.
>namefag
>dogshit attentionwhoring post
everytime
>>33408718Part of the aesthetic is interrupting chores with dick tho...
>>33408721Excuse me but I cook and I'm a man
>>33408618Shes a pedophile
>>33408721I've never seen a woman cook better than a guy baka
>>33408721tell me you live on microwave ramen noodles and uber eats without telling me
>>33408583Have you fucked up your life?
>>33408559Do you ever stop yapping and spouting buzzwords or is that just a constant state your broken mind is in?
>>33408724Women don't do chores in relationships
>>33408689if this is true i am unironically never getting into the dating scene
>>33408731>yapping*chirp*
>>33408730No, I think my life is quite alright.
>>33408721>Cept Gordon Ramsay of course.He is not even considered a top tier male chef, but a good chef and great entertainer.
>>33408689No, that isn't enough. Most of the men trying to date me are conservatives who want a young fuckmommy who also provides 50% and doesn't question his masculinity or why he is neither providing nor contributing at home.
Girls don't want males who cook or clean after themselves, only fuckboys
>>33408029Lol why did you marry that old hag
>>33408731I do, that guy just immensely pissed me off for being an arrogant disingenuous cunt.
>>33408689No, obviously
I want to be her bangbutler
Men would you rather be mpregged or forced transitioned
>>33408723>>33408725>>33408727>>33408729>moids mad at misandry jokeWorks like a charm.
>>33408739>but a good chef and great entertainer.He's a face that made a name. It's just a joke anon.
>>33408721Men cook women bake
I don't get the trad wife thing just seems so boring
>>33408742Correct. I would like a bangbutler.
Would men agree to clean if it meant they get sex?
>>33408748>>>/d/>>>/lgbt/
>>33408753You're describing the average male in a relationship right noe
>>33408750Wow, I'm laughing so much. I totally thought that was a joke and not at all legit because that is just what I expect of western women...
>>33408752Me neither. Why can't both people work and take care of the house?
I'm playing a videogame and there's a mysterious character who signs his letters 'JH' and it keeps reminding me of this place.
>>33408757Why cant you get off your fat ass bitch
>>33408758You're not the only one. We've been here too long.
I will NEVER EVER get into a relationship with a woman who expects me to clean the house. Never going happen. Best I can do is take out the trash.
Never had issues dating btw.
>>33408640about the same for me, but I'm European so I'm actually doing well lol
Are we gonna invade Iran or not? Need to decide if I want to move into the defense industry.
>>33408757Because it doesn't fucking work. We have the roles that we have for a reason. This is the way we had always done it and the way we always should.
>>33408769so you are lazy
>>33408753they would do ANYTHING as long as they get pussy after
Women
You’re cuddling with a guy that you are getting to know and he pops a boner
What do? Should the guy be embarrassed?
>>33408757Fine by me if you want to work, cook and clean.
Don't expect me to clean though.
>>33408777Is he going to rape me?
>>33408782No, you just turn him on while cuddling. I'm the same way. I get gigahard during cuddles, not sure why other than girl sexy
>>33408766Bro better be able to provide everything for me then and have a good job
>>33408782No he’s really embarrassed about it
>>33408777If we’re cuddling we already know each other well
>>33408777>What do?At the least, nothing and just think about but at most, tell him like is that what i think it is???
>Should the guy be embarrassed?Yeah, it'd be weird if he was cocky about it.
going on a dinner date with another couple tonight. they are friends of my gf, ive never met them, it was her idea. why did i agree to this fuck me. if i cancel i only delay it anyway, how to survive this?
>>33408779>Don't expect me to clean though.So just fix any broken stuff and mow the lawn? Do any woodworking?
Women, have you ever used the hard r ?
>>33408739You wanting to see that posters life being fucked up says otherwise
>>33408799Um, you're supposed to like her friends and get along with them. That was probably the point.
>gf will get over the edge and finish if I finish inside
is this a common thing
Why are women so obsessed with polygamy?
Men, why should I feel bad for you when you're all terminally online retards with self induced political brain rot?
>>33408810Because I'm not the political part.
>>33408804You are exceptionally disingenuous with how you interpret words.
You asked if I had fucked up my life, not if I have mental issues or still issues about past abuse.
>>33408809Because they are stupid and much like children, they want things that are stupid but sound nice to them much like children wanting to 3 cakes a day and no set bedtime.
>>33408759I already went for a 30 min walk this morning.
>>33408810my only brainrot comes from here
>>33408812>Only women have political brain rotOh so Nick Fuentes, Baked Alaska, Tim Poole, Jimmy Kimmel, and so on are all actually women? Fascinating.
>>33408820What? I don't think you read my post right at all.
>>33408812>>33408820No wait, I think I misread you. My bad. I just woke up. I think you meant to say you're not political in general and I can appreciate that.
>>33408823Yeah sorry.
>>33408812We don't mean you when we shit on moids, exhib.
Tickle Me Elmo sex with femanon
>>33408809Nah, best I can do is the occasional threesome
>>33408829Go away Ethan Ralph.
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>>33408828Does this mean I'm kicked out of moid club? I guess that's okay. But I'm not putting on a dress.
>>33408828Why would you insult him like that
>>33408829wtf lol how would this work?
>>33408803Only when trying to tell a white guy what I wanted him to call me during sex.
>>33408839I genuinely hate pick up truck drivers. Absolute fucking monkeys on the road. Actual, I think I would respect them more if they did fuck monkeys rather than how they drive on the road.
>>33408845One of us has to be Elmo. Preferably the femanon, but I am willing to make compromises
>>33408831You know which Ethan is fucking stupid?
Ethan Winters.
What an idiot.
>>33408850i can be elmo, what does elmo do?
>>33408846*sigh*
Black women...
>>33408853Does Ethan Winters engage in gooning sessions with Grok where has Grok pretend to be Elmo though?
>>33408854He makes racist tweets.
>>33408854Gay sex with teen twinks
>>33408860Damn, illegal immigration around sesame street must be rough
>>33408859Ethan Winters is presumably dead.
However, he also has special powers where we could just create his own elmo sexdoll.
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Should I have pizza for breakfast?
>>33408846You're a wild bunny, JH.
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Anons, do you like armor?
https://youtu.be/YmSb7QBTAGc
>>33408891Eh. It seems really cumbersome and difficult to move in. I'm more of a leather / cloth kinda guy when it comes to fantasy combat.
would kegels and all that shit help me last longer when I smash gf harder or is it more of a breathing thing
>>33408875Like the kind that lives in the jungle...
>>33408909Are you a lesbo...?
>>33408905*bones crunching as a hammer breaks your arm*
Should've worn the plate
>>33408799Tell her you have constipation and stay home to stick with your story. Are be truthful and say you do not want to go and that you still love her.
>>33408910The concrete jungle of the USA.
>>33408905It's actually not as cumbersome as you would think and you get good range of motion
>>33408923Concrete jungle wet dream tomato
>>33408891I would like to be heavy metal princess.
https://youtu.be/1ZuN62zMFFQ?si=D1T_jG0Ci2Q2CtgX
>>33408935You can be my heavy metal princess
>>33408935I was not expecting this. The epic music in the backgroudn is makgin me laugh so hard
>>33408858It was mostly ironic.
>>33408870Fuck no.
>>33408875I hate being called cute animals like a kitten or bunny or shit like that.
>>33408900What's your favorite type
Why do people have kids and then send them to a daycare at 10 weeks old
>>33408943Can we compare you to a wombat? They kill their enemies by twerking.
>>33408943Mostly? I see, I see...
>>33408950Probably because both work a lot and or those who think its good to socialize their kids, it's not always good
>>33408943>I hate being called cute animals like a kitten or bunny or shit like that.I know.
>>33408950Kids like daycare. It's full of other kids.
>>33408956Blows my mind. Why even have the kid at that point if you can’t afford to take care of it
>>33408960A newborn is supposed to be bonding with its parents not in a room full of other screaming babies and getting neglected by the niggers they hire at daycares
>>33408951I can twerk, but how about you just compare me to a human because that's what I am?
>>33408953I'm just being honest.
>>33408958Then fuck you.
>>33408967>how about you just compare me to a humanThat's boring.
>>33408966NTA
I don't know where you're getting this idea that parents send their newborns to daycare. Kids don't really start going to daycare until they're about 2-3 years old.
>>3340896695% of people wouldn't have kids if they were only allowed to if they could spend all their time with it
>>33408974I was just speaking to a parent who has an 8 week old and is touring daycares so they can send her to one
>>33408975Did you have a stroke writing this
>>33408945There are so many!
I am a romaboo in my heart, the armor of late roman legionairres is just *kiss*
>>33408971But I like humans, and you should, too.
>>33408978>One anecdotal evidence is proof of a wide spread trendOkay anon.
>>33408950Because most people the US don’t have paid maternity leave and both parents have to work now to afford children.
>dating in your 30s
I’m 27 now, couple months out of a relationship. Should I just kill myself?
Do men really think we're born with makeup on? And that's why they only go for made up celebs? And shame other women for wearing makeup badly, by saying they shouldn't wear it at all and just essentially stay ugly and never get attention?
>>33408967>I'm just being honestI know you are but you implied you definitely unironically like it by a bit.
>>33408987I just find it hilarious that moids unironically think wearing makeup is catfishing. I guess shaving/trimming your facial hair is also catfishing by that shitty logic.
>>33408984Not really.
If you are F, which I doubt, you can still get some 30s daddy.
Why are British people so fucking weird
>>33408987You say this even though men don't like that chick with her makeup on
>>33408991We don't think the act of wearing as catfishing, it's wearing so much you turn into a gross corporate overly polished plastic doll
>>33408982Dude the daycares are filled with small babies
>>33408983But they can afford 20k a year daycares?
>>33408987She’s still very hot without makeup
>>334089874chan is a taytay website
Do you think in order to feel truly happy, how have to be working? I used to think that the satisfaction that comes from a job well done is something that people need. But right now I think that if I didn't have to go to my job and be surrounded by morons, if I could just play video games all day and let the money be deposited into my bank account for nothing, I would be far happier than I am now.
>>33409005Well good news, most women don't cake themselves up with makeup. Most women just wear lipstick, some blush, and maybe a little mascara/eye shadow.
>>33409003Living on an island has a way of making cultures strange
>>33409011>If I could get money for doing nothing and spend all my days lazing around and only doing shit I like I'd be happyWow
>>33408950Because most people have kids for themselves, they don’t really care wether the kid is happy or not, as long as they get to play family.
>>33408974Nta but I worked at day care and they absolutely have lots of newborns.
>>33408984What happened to your last relationship?
>>33409011>the satisfaction that comes from a job well done is something that people needThe issue is that this satisfaction is often the *only* reward for having done a good job instead of a shitty one, which makes people jaded quickly and usually irreparably.
>>33409013>Japs>Aussies / Kiwis>Dominicans / HaitiansYou might be onto something
>>33409021That should be enough.
>>33408809>Why are women so obsessed with polygamy?This broad is retarded, because hominids have practiced monogamy for millions of years and it is tied to our evolution away from sexual dimorphism. Same with other monogamous animals, like birds.
>>33408803>Women, have you ever used the hard r ?All the time. Just like my hero, Linus Tech Tips.
>>33408909>would kegels and all that shit help me last longer when I smash gf harder or is it more of a breathing thingFor men, pelvic floor muscle development can help, but your best bet would be understanding what causes orgasms. It's all about tension. When you orgasm, you build up tension. If you can diffuse that tension, you can offset your orgasm.
>>33408966>Why even have the kid at that point if you can’t afford to take care of itThat's why birthrates are declining, dipshit.
>>33409016I genuinely think I would not miss contributing. Or maybe I'd contribute by performing or something like I used to when I was in high school.
>>33409024I don’t really give a fuck about birthrates of the people who are contributing to them arent even raising their own kids
>>33408966>Why even have the kid at that point if you can’t afford to take care of itthat’s why most people get ‘fur babies’ now.
>>33409025Nobody wants to fucking work. If everyone could stop working and just sit around doing whatever they wanted they would.
>>33409009Same anon, same.
>>33409022Being separated from other cultures by water who would otherwise influence an island culture makes the people on that island continue to be weird because that's what the people of the island think is normal.
>>33409031I like working. I just hate the current system that is really only there to benefit your employer. I need them to be able to afford Healthcare, they can fire me without notice, HR is only there to protect them not help you, they refuse to increase wages/salaries despite most of the big corporations having record-breaking profits for consecutive years. It's all a big load of shit.
>>33409031But some people say that you wouldn't feel satisfied like that. That working gives people something important.
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Male anons please don’t do this
>>33409038>all carbsWhat a faggot
>>334089746-12 weeks is the new average age infants start going to daycare.
>>33409038NAG, why? That'd be a big green flag, I always struggle with my weight when I date because men only eat fried shit and candy and get mad if I suggest anything healthy
>>33409048Huh, I wasn't aware of that. That wasn't how it was when I was a kid.
men who settle are evil
change my mind
>>33409038You know, as long as he doesn't put the apple into the fucking salad, it's not bad.
People who do that are fucking crazy.
>>33409011It would certainly leave more time to genuinely socialize instead of forcing people that don't want to be together to interact for the sake of survival.
Fast food places would ratio destabalize almost immediately with that in favor of diners/car hop/delivery.
>>33409052alternative is you try to compete with chad and lose, why bother?
>>33409051Yeah, things changed fast. It's very sad.
>>33409052I don't see how that's evil
>>33409058I'm not entirely against daycare as I think it's important for children to learn to socialize with other kids their age, but obviously that's not going to happen with infants who haven't learned to walk or talk yet.
>>33409038Gay ass lunch lmao
>>33409060Children really only start developing/benefiting from socialization with peers around 3 years old.
>>33409052I'm not sure it was that bad when everyone did it in the past. Family life and kids really doesn't suck that much, even when you're getting zero sex because your wife's not attracted to you and you're not attracted to her. Old guys seem like they were pretty happy. There's a lot to enjoy about family and raising children even without real romance.
>>33409059>>33409056cause you will never be able to love the person fully, as much as they deserve
there is a difference in settling and lowering your standards. do not confuse the 2
>>33409039I don't live in the us
>>33409049It's cool as fuck
>>33409038>she got broccoli cheese liquidBruh, I'd love a saladman. I'd salad too if I knew the quality of greens and dressing.
>>33409068Love doesn't exist
>>33409068distinction without a difference
>>33409069My body count of course haha
Kill yourself
>>33409038whenever i look at salads on the menu at healthy food places they always have like, 850 calories or something
i can't even eat those without gaining weight so might as well order something manly
>>33409067your grandparents didnt have the luxury to choose and they were tied by social contraints together
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>>33409077You first. What’s your body count?
I lost like six or eight pounds while I was sick. The trick is, eat only popsicles for an entire weekend.
>>33409082You're not? I'm fairly sure there's people who believe you are, you just don't think you are.
>>33409082Maybe if you weren't a misandrist cunt you'd be prettier. Women who like men tend to actually be attractive
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>>33409082I fucked up your image! You know why? It’s because cats don’t wear hair clips. We’ve been over this
My doctor told me that I need to gain some weight. The problem is that eating a lot stresses me out and I always feel like a disgusting fatass whenever I do. Anyone else who can relate to this?
>>33409075setteling meand accepting a person you dont like while lowering your standards means you are willing to give a chance to persons who dont fit your criteria. if possible to fall in love by lowering your standards, but once you settle youre done for. youre free to disagree. id like to hear different points
>>33409081they did have to settle a lot though
there's no way like 96% of people got married without at least half of those people knowing they had to settle for way less than they wanted
is settling better than dying alone? probably
>>33409093No. I think you have problems with your brain.
>>33409092That’s two more than me. You’re going in the incinerator to fix your impurities
>>33409070>It's cool as fuckI used to think this too.
>>33409099Oh I don't disagree with that at all. I just want to know if there are other people with similar brain problems.
>>33409097>>33409094again, there is a difference between settling and lowering your standards. youre talking about the second
Women, is settling better than dying alone?
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>>33409089I love men though.. I’m not a misandrist
>>33409091No she is a pretty princess and can wear all the hair accessories she wants!
>>33409009What gun would you want? Or do you not care
>>33409105I think yes
Nobody is perfect and I can love anyone
>>33409054Apples should go in salads as long as there’s no feta cheese in the salad
>>33409093Eat just little bits more each time.
It'll be ok.
>>33409105Yes. Most people in relationships have had to settle in some manner. Refusing to date anyone who isn't your dream man/woman is the perfect recipe for lifetime loneliness.
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>>33409106I fucked up another one. When will you learn? Cats can’t wear bows!
>>33409106No, you are and we know you are.
>>33409011A lot of jobs are shit and don't give you any satisfaction, that's why they came up with paying people to do them in the first place. I think a man needs to be doing something, but that something could be anything. A lot of jobs are nobody's hobby, nobody's calling.
>>33409093Just take it slow. Focus less on eating more, prioritize eating well and find things you really enjoy. Turn cooking into a passion and exploration.
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oh my go
>>33409109Can you love me
>>33409105No. I'm not going to stress myself out with some guy I barely stand.
>>33409114Cats can wear bows if they fucking wanna
>>33409110I bought some and realized that they're actually pretty boring.
>>33409107I would like to own a fal
>>33409123No! Nuh uh
They can’t!
>>33409105Only if he's got money he's willing to let me do whatever I want with and is out of the house often.
>>33408988I mean. It makes me mad and turns me on, so I must actually like it a little.
>>33409113There's a difference between "I'm willing to overlook this and that flaw because I like the bigger picture" and "I don't like their person but I'll get with them anyway so I'm not alone", I'm talking about the latter
>>33409126Yeah! Ah huh they can!
>>33409125Time to save up 2k and get one :)
>>33409130Yo what’s up mayo monkey! You a crackkka
I could’ve been a mother by now too
It’s crazy how nothing you do matters and wanting something and trying really hard means nothing too
>>33408818That means nothing if you eat 5 Big Mac meals per day, piggy.
>>33409114STOP YOURE HURTING HER
>>33409115if I had a boyfriend I would worship him
>>33409134If you go up to your cat and you say “hey kitty wanna wear a mother fucking bow?” You know what she’d say?
MEOW!
I rest my case
>>33409128See? Was that so hard, JH?
>>33409124I think it's pretty fun. And there's also the engineering/collection aspect of it
>>33409135They are heartbreakingly expensive unfortunately as all great things are
>>33409139I DONT WANT TO DO THIS! BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN
>>33409144I can understand cat, the loaf has actually said yes!
>>33409137You still can be
>>33409154That won’t hold up in court…
>>33409146Yes. I hate what makes me horny sometimes. I shouldn't like things that are disrespectful.
>>33408880that's the reason why i needa find a tall guy so my kids can my tall ㅠㅠ
5'6.5 feet minimum
women
would you restrain JH and use a cotton applicator to smear chili oil on her inverted nipples for the crime of harlotry until she sobs for forgiveness
>>33409161Is this jh asking?
>>33409156I'm a translator for cat and we can get another cat speaker. It'll hold in court, bucko. The kitty is getting the bow.
>>33409164The cat is not getting the bow. You’ll hear from my lawyer
Can the cat get the blow instead
>>33409159typo !!! sorry
be, not my in the last part
>>33409151>>33409124I took courses in school on firearms and I realized that only three ppl in the class actually liked firearms, and that most ppl don’t care at all in this school. It was me, the professor and a foreign student. It was a bit heartbreaking but I understand that most people just wanted the credits to graduate.
>>33409157You shouldn't like it but you do. Your body knows what it wants more than you do.
>>33409173What kinda school did you go to
>>33409172That’s ok, I know what you meant :^)
I will be taking my life soon, goodnight
>>33409166plap'ning is whats hap'ning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJk0p-98Xzc
>>33409093>>33409102How much do you need to gain? Is this an anorexia thing? I used to have that but nowadays it's just disinterest-subtype ARFID. Which I've always had, but I used it for Evil with my anorexia.
>>33409155But it’s only going to happen out of desperation and that makes me sad
>>33409169This is ridiculous I should be able to put a bow on my cat if I wanna! And she consented! Oh we fightin tooth and nail in court, pal. The courts are gonna be on my side. Your chances ain't looking good, bucko
men
are you aware that you are a scared little fish hiding in his coral house swimming amidst dozens and hundreds of swarming sharkwomen who would love to date you
you literally have so many options
>>33409183me hiding from single moms
>>33409183Where are these Horny Single Women In My Area
>>33409183Okay but riddle me this, why would a woman want a scared little fish?
>>33409180I did have a struggle with anorexia several years ago and I'm pretty sure I have some form of body dysmorphia. I'm not underweight, but I've lost several pounds since my last doctor visit, so clearly I've been neglecting eating.
Women, is this true
>>33409119? Have we been alive for too long?
>>33409183I'm hiding from the BPDemons... they're scary... and crazy.
>>33409183You foids reject every non-Chad and reward the behaviour of Chads who abuse you and cheat on you.
>>33409183I was not aware, no
>>33409175Forensics. I wanted to be a firearms examiner back then.
>>33409181Who says. You won't get anywhere with that kind of mindset.
>>33409187So is your doctor's goal less about needing to gain weight and more about not losing more?
>>33409181you can still invent a time machine and go back to your younger self and throttle her by the neck and tell her she has less time than she thinks and she needs to lock the fuck in like its a black friday sale and its 80% off on your future and theres only one left and you lock eyes with some bitch across the aisle and its winner takes all
>>33409183If you find a single woman that genuinely finds me physically appealing I will give you all the money in my bank account
>>33409196Yeah I'd so. But it still doesn't change the fact that eating causes a weird stress in me.
>>33409052>cause you will never be able to love the person fully, as much as they deserveThis is why I didn't settle for her. I ended up settling for being alone instead. Am I still evil?
>there is a difference in settling and lowering your standardsWhy don't you explain it?
>>33409038Why's she pissed?
>>33409176VAT
no anon don't kys !! do u not meet my standards ??? i can lower the bar for u :c
>>33409195Even when I feel motivated I don’t get anywhere
>>33409198I felt the same way when I was 17. And back then I was much shyer and stuff but even all these years fixing myself have gotten me no where. But I always felt like I was losing and now I really am
>>33409157Maybe you should give being the disrespectful, dominant one a chance. See how you like it. Colonize em back
>>33409191typical misogynist assuming im not the one initiating the abuse against my exes
>>33409201we both know thats not the deal you imply it is
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>>33409183>sharkwomenWas this calculated
>>33409198And even if I was miraculously more motivated back then, I didn’t know anyone to direct that energy towards to.
>>33408757>work and take care of the houseDo you do either tho
>>33409210It is though because it's literally impossible
>>33409183I'm 5'5, somehow I doubt shark ladies are after my little fish ass
>>33409208Are you not meeting a lot of guys period or are they just not living up to your standard?
>>33409178WHATS HANNENIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldeLy8D_uSE
>>33409130good morning myao!!!!!
>>33409173>three ppl in the class actually liked firearms>was me, the professor and a foreign studentWho would be most likely to shoot up the school do you think
>>33409157aww, youve done too much thinking and gotten yourself all confused again! lets go find the guy who knew how to touch us better than we ever could and let him just effortlessly and quite frankly slightly condescendingly and disrespectfully strum a few screaming orgasms out of us until we calm back down
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Male anons among all the fishies in the sea you’re clownfish hiding inside anemones
Come out, want want you
>>33409221What are your standards, are they too high?
>>33409189Yea. It's time to stop.
>>33409225No you don't :(
>>33409136but I'm not a cracker ?
Do girls ever send sexy selfies to guys they're just friends with?
>>33409225No you dont
If I leave the coral nothing will happen because the sharks dont want me
>>33409233Crakkka ass thinks she can tell me what to do
>>33409235Sharks don’t eat clownfish it’s okay you’re safe
>>33409234Yeah, I had a friend who used to send me selfies in bed and at the beach etc. but I think she was just an autist
>>33409234When they are very young sure, and want to feel hot
>>33409136She's yellow, you protanopia blind moid.
>>33408880this is why I'm only going to date a tall asian girl from Mongolia or Northern China
>>33408987>Do men really think we're born with makeup on?No. We just want to girls who's naturally pretty and isn't fraudmaxxing.
>And shame other women for wearing makeup badly, by saying they shouldn't wear it at all and just essentially stay ugly and never get attention?We want to break the arms race inflation cycle, and go back to re-learning reasonable expectations for what women naturally look like. But women are attention whores and as soon as one begins to paint her face every other woman has to follow suit and the arms race begins anew.
You might argue that some of that is men's fault for giving attention to the prettiest women, but that argument becomes invalid since women apparently wear makeup for themselves and other women, not for men, or so I keep hearing.
Also I think she's kind o f pretty on the right.
>>33409236im yellow ?
sometimes known as a chink if that helps ??
>>33409250chink is for the chinese, woman
>>33409239I'm really pissed off that I never experienced this.
>>33408891No, armour is uncomfortable.
>>33409237I know. I just mean I know the shark ladies don't want ME and my affection
>>33409245cute mongolian horse riding falconeer gf
>>33409253people can't even differentiate which asian i am anyway
doesn't even matter (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)
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Male anons do you think it’s true that stupid people reproduce more than smart people? I don’t think I’m old enough to determine if that is true
>>33409261Haha they are all dying
>>33409258If I heard your accent , I could maybe tell what it is
>>33409258I could tell, I am pretty good at racism
>>33409264i guess that makes you part of the 0.1% of retards who cant reproduce anyway
>>33409266i have no accent lols
maybe if i slip up n accidentally speak konglish u could tell
Do any men have scans of their amygdala?
How about frontal lobe pix?
>>33409264Every time you post one of these kittens the only thing I can think of is eating them alive
>>33409264It does seem to be true in my experience.
>>33409263Oh my fucking god I hate how much that represents me. I'm still right though, no shark love for me... I just dont see how that could ever happen
>>33409225I went outside yesterday. 0 girls approached me and most were walking with their bfs or friends.
>>33409252it's not insulting me if that's what you're tryna achieve with this ㅠㅠ
>>33408590Consider who put them up to it.
>>33409272Fuck. Well if I saw your face maybe but I won't ask you to dox yourself.
>>33409257this but unironically
>>33409261That finish doesn’t work for me..
>>33409281>Mongolian tribals have tiktok
>>33409227I guess they are
>>33409283Thanks, Starlink!
>>33409281I am flying to mongolia
>>33409287Thats how boobs like when you don‘t wear a bra, huh?
yea my boyfriends pretty cool, but he’s not as cool as me
what the fuck happened to the days when a girl could just take her sword and bow and arrows, borrow a horse from her mom, go out for a few weeks and return with a cute slightly bruised boy lashed to her saddle to give her babies and do light housework like washing vegetables and curing hides
>>33409286What are they. What are a few non negotiables.
>>33409261Fuck.
The GOAT of wrestling. RIP, he's in Heaven now. I blasted his theme song when king T won the election.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
>>33409261Just got a 12 hour ban on X for telling some faggot who runs a wrestling page to kill himself after he posted about Hulk Hogan's leak of him saying the N word. Just a disgusting thing to bring up, and I sincerely wish people like that didn't exist.
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>>33409293Industrial Revolution
>>33409280thanks !
that might literally ruin my life if i did post it here
>>33409202I ask because, in my experience, having a functional tangible goal is important to cope with my weird stress around eating. I haven't found much success in telling myself, "I should just stop having this weird stress because it is weird and stressful." It just leads to me beating myself up over having the weird stress but then still not eating anyway.
It has been more successful to tell myself, "I see that I am having this weird stress. It hurts and it sucks. I am choosing to eat anyway because of xyz reasons."
My reasons are to maintain my target weight, to avoid brain fog, to improve mood, to avoid muscle aches, to improve stamina, to avoid sleepiness, to improve the appearance of my skin and hair, to improve the aging process, or even just to avoid food going bad in the fridge.
The process of doing this is beneficial because you are demonstrating to your subconscious that you did not become fat after eating. Personally I also take comfort in knowing that I have the capability of losing if I end up going too high, because I have previously demonstrated that I have the skills to do so.
Instead of yelling at myself,
>"Stop being stressed out. We are not going to gain weight from just this and we can lose it if we overshoot. Knock it off right now."I say
>"We are not going to gain weight from just this and we can lose it if we overshoot. I know you don't believe me so I am going to demonstrate this is true."Are you a M or a F btw?
>>33409286I don't think I match the standards I have for women based off my rejection rate...
>>33409174My body isn't in control, my mind is.
>>33409209But then they have an excuse to disrespect me. I need the moral high ground or I have no right to complain about anything.
>>33409223Idk how to process this post.
>>33409264That's a fact yes
>>33409292I'm cooler than both of you though
>>33409293The industrial revolution
>>33409264I think part of the reason that the birth rate has collapsed is that lower educated people have had less children than before
>>33409161Who let you out of the insane asylum?
>>33409298You a professional e-thot or smth?
>>33409230>It's time to stop.BRB, KMS.
>>33409296https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=APrPDwUosrQ&t=6s&pp=2AEGkAIB
>>33409294Fit
Does not drink, smoke, or do drugs
Catholic
>>33409300What are your standards?
>>33409234A coworker did this to my husband on new years (heavy cleavage shot). I said "Maybe she's just drunk and will regret this in the morning."
The next day she told him she was poly and wanted to hook up with both of us. (For the record, she and I have never met.)
>>33409183>swarming sharkwomen who would love to date youNobody wants to date me.
>>33409307the gods did, coward
i slew each of your champions in turn until none remained to oppose me
i didnt free the others
they earned their captivity with the weakness they had cultivated within themselves
you will find i am cut from sterner stuff
>>33409316Did she look like that?
>>33409283>Soon this will be a literal mongolian basketweaving forum
>>33409304Okay, cool, me too, I appreciate the context. So what do you think about the things I said? Do you think they might be helpful or do they not apply to you?
>>33409314Seems reasonable
How Catholic. Do you take religion very seriously.
>>33409325I think they could be helpful. I tend to ovethink stuff in general and almost always tend to think negatively about myself due to a fear of being narcissistic.
>>33409322Look like what?
>>33409301Your mind is a part of your body ;)
Alright so just accept mutual (not really authentic) disrespect for eachother and be freaky nasty. Have hot racist hate sex
>>33409292cause im a brooklyn baby
>>33409222We were all pretty chill desu
>>33409311It's so tragic to me that a small group of humorless demons have taken this joy away from us.
>>33409327i have nothing to gain from it ㅠㅠ
>>33409301>Idk how to process this post.oh come now Joint Harlequin, the pretense is thinner than the size M lounge pants stretched to bursting around your luxurious seat
you get off degradingly hard on the infantilization stuff and its arguably your biggest fetish, the one all others weave into
no judgment just saying
>>33409328I've had the same issue too. Though back in my day it was more along the lines of "self-centered", "vain", and "an attention-whore"
Funny, since that was still the narrative when all this "self love/self care" stuff came out.
>"Love yourself. But not too much!"Moving from a negative self image to a neutral/functional self image might be an easier target than jumping to a positive self image.
>>33409330That's the dream.
I don't listen to Lana Del Rey. Only women and gay men do.
>>33409335could get like a switch 2 from it
>>33409337She's one of those fat girls who take pictures from way up above to hide her double chin and fill the frame with her tits.
>>33409339>you get off degradingly hard on the infantilization stuffI don't want to even entertain that possibility. That stuff makes me mad mad.
>>33409335Yea, except for money and power and fame. You could even end up as wife to a powerful Korean man like Bobby Lee or Son Heung Min
>>33409349No way just like our very own bluevalkyrie
>>33409326I do. I’d want him to have been raised in the Church. Also, forgot to include thag we just get along, but that feels like a given.
>>33409347from e-thoting?
i don't need the money anyway ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
People slip
Without even knowing it
Next thing they know
They addicted
To the blow n' shit
It's a cold world
And what's to follow?
Walking zombies in the streets
With their souls left hollow
Crossed ya whole family
Because you chose the bottle
Ya only live once
Might not be a tomorrow
>>33409345So are you in the closet?
>>33409357damn, you have it like that?
>>33409352from e-thotting ??????
>>33409350It makes you mad but your pussy happy though, doesn't it?
>>33409345You might be happier if you did.
>>33409350youre actually just as bad as the moids itt when you do this you know
making the audience part of the performance
but very well, let us speak no more of this thing
and we can both go on pretending
it must be comforting to know that you can take off the lab coat and the heavy burden of responsibility it puts on your shoulders when you so choose
i admire you actually
>>33409356Yeah that seems like it'd filter a lot of men out. Do you follow all the stuff too. Are you waiting for marriage.
>>33409314>Christian (raised Lutheran, but I've been visiting to an Orthodox church since Lent)>Fit (I go to the gym 3-5 days a week) or at least actively cares about her own health>no smoking/vaping/drugs (I drink like twice a month, my real vice is desserts)>Bachelor's Degree or in uni (not hard since I'm in grad school)>No mental illnesses>looking for longterm relationship, dislikes hookupsLately I've been doing better in person so maybe my text game is just that bad. I need to stop trying the DM-on-instagram method and only take phone numbers. I could also probably lose like 20-30 lbs. I'm built-fat rn and need to cut some fat but I'm too addicted to sugar. Also doesn't help there's a growing age gap as I go through grad school. There's like no single women in grad school that I can meet. I think there's a bunch of single girls in nursing/med/law school but idk how to meet them outside of the few I meet at the gym.
>>33409362not the richest but i don't need more money
im happy ^^
>>33409345what about florence and the machine
>>33409364No. Or at least not most of the time. Being treated like I'm immature or irresponsible always makes me upset, though.
>>33409366The idea that somehow my feelings about myself are wrong will always be an option I want to ignore. I'll ask my therapist.
>>33409261>Hulk Hogan died...
why is everyone dying lately :c
>>33409361If I was in the closet I'd be listening to her on the down low but I'm not and I don't
>>33409365Don't think so
>>33409373Never heard, is that also some sort of chick band
What the fuck is wrong with Yahoo? Googled Hulk Hogan and they showed some fucked up AI pic of him.
>>33409375>Being treated like I'm immature or irresponsible always makes me upset, though.Alright, alright, you dont seem to like that one. I got it.
>>33409264I want to kiss his little paws
>>33409380Hope you're next
men
would you like to become a bath slave in a public sauna
i would beckon you over with a "boy, attend to me" and you would scurry over with a towel to wipe out my underboob sweat while demurely keeping your gaze downcast as i study you more brazenly
i say something to the other women in a language you dont understand, making rude gestures with my hands as they laugh and you blush
>>33409383That's not AI, he just really looked that bad
>>33409355I am not familiar with that trip, sorry
>>33409371>>33409094>possible to fall in love by lowering your standardsI gave here a chance, with this possibility in mind. But I decided not to settle.
How long should you wait to fall in love?
>>33409387Ahhhh no that's just so demeaning and humiliating... who would be into that...?
>>33409380Um. That happens all the time.
I have this one girl that has illegally crossed a highway in the middle of me turning on a green light and made me hard break twice now. Both times she has screamed like it was my fault for being in her way. Our population is so cooked.
>>33409375what does your therapist think about you putting up walls around yourself?
does she see it as a problem to work on fixing or is it benign
Throughout the years, a lot has been said about whether or not it is gay for a man to like traps. Allow me to start a whole new discussion and ask:
Is is straight or not for a woman to be into traps?
State gender and thoughts.
>>33409381>Don't think soYou'd be gay.
>>33409344You can live it.
>>33409356>Also, forgot to include thag we just get along, but that feels like a given.Haha. I forgot to put that in my post, but you know it's probably more important than anything else. I feel like I've only met a handful of girls in my life that I genuinely get along well with. And you know, maybe that's the problem. I think I'm doing too much "checklisting" and not just noticing which girls I have actually have a good vibe with.
The most fun I've had hanging out with a girl wasn't on a date, it was just going out with a female friend to a movie and we were the only two in the theater so we just cracked jokes the entire time. Maybe I'm asking out the wrong women.
>>33409399F
Probably not straight, but more importantly it doesn’t matter and I don’t care.
>>33409261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0
>>33409387I only think it's hot if it's reluctant
>>33409399Are we assuming traps both ways? Or just the penis having way?
>>33409387Can I be a guard or something instead and I have to keep full composure while you go about your day while you try to break me. And the punishment for failing is 100 lashes.
>>33409387Ambessa Medarda posts ITT?
>>33409414Trap, as in "guy that looks like a girl". If I meant the other way, then I would've specifically mentioned reverse traps.
>>33409384Glad I communicated it well. The whole raceplay thing is about forced dynamics, totally separate from any sort of infantilizing.
>>33409397He's a he. And we're focusing on actionable adjustments to my life to change specific issues I have, not anything as big as my overall openness.
>>33409403I've had sex before without worrying about it being too freaky or whatever, and it was great, but I think it'd be impossible in reality to mix in the exact right amount of playful callousness you're suggesting without taking it too far by accident. Being careful enough to ride the fine line on such an important boundary is counterintuitive to the effortlessness of just going at it.
>>33409387I want a bath toy moid. To squeak and force to wash me, and use clippers on my under arm hair and legs, pluck my eyebrows for me, clean my ears, apply lotion.
>>33409301>But then they have an excuse to disrespect me. I need the moral high ground or I have no right to complain about anything.Cmon, JH, imagine how hard a racist white boy would cum from being demeaned and sexually conquered by a black woman. He'll never forget that night when a coon girl spat in his mouth and made him swallow.
>>33409407What’s on your checklist
god i love women
just wish they'd love me back
>>33409425But that dynamic doesn't get ME off. At least imagining it doesn't.
>>33409399>>33409417Then it's not straight.
What is the actual reason why a person would intentionally turn the TV on in the break room every single day, only to sit and scroll on his phone and not look at the TV?
>>33409395is it really so demeaning? you have been selected for being pleasing to the eye, a choice accompaniment to the aesthetic smorgasbord of the bathhouse
>>33409412if by reluctant you mean you are a slave, and violence against the attendants is frowned upon socially for inconveniencing other women but not really illegal
>>33409415why would anyone employ a man as a guard
if you arent pretty enough for the bath you will be put to work
>>33409423finally, you get it
light sexual harassment is considered tasteful, by the way
>>33409399M
traps are gay
ergo, if a woman fucks a trap it's straight
>>33409433What standards did she not meet?
>>33409436When you have tinnitus, silence is pain
>>33409437>why would anyone employ a man as a guardOk so if the invaders who are men come in and easily squash your all women team and lay their eyes on you what are you gonna do? Bet you'll wish you hired men.
>>33409438If there's another person in the break room who clearly prefers the TV off, and then someone comes in and turns the TV on without asking and then doesn't watch the TV, is that sociopathic?
>>33409419>I think it'd be impossible in reality to mix in the exact right amount of playful callousness you're suggesting without taking it too far by accident.Maybe. Depends on what is considered too far.
>>33409446i relish the opportunity for some real fun, fingers flexing around the oaken haft of the greataxe Moidbane
>>33409447how clearly? did you tell them? I think its asshole behaviour
>>33409447Did you fuck the fish tournament guy yet? Or the tv guy is your new crush?
>>33409452Oh your fingers will be flexing around a great shaft alright
>>33409430I think you'd have to be actually kinda racist to get off on that
>>33409443None, really. She rejected me and got back with her ex, she clearly wasn't over him.
>>33409394give it a try and you will eventually feel it. for me it took about a month of actual dating to figure out I wasnt into the guy
>>33406110I made the Japanese curry roux from scratch. Added a bit too much cinnamon, but I just balanced it out by adding other spices in the actual cooking process.
I'll post a pic of the actual curry with rice in a bit.
>>33409437>is it really so demeaning? I mean, I am being your servant... but after awhile I can just think of it as a job with nice benefits
>>33409458Do why are you acting like it’s your fault you arent together
>>33409387>tfw too old to be a bath moid
>>33409453>how clearly? I always leave right after he does it. And if I go to the break room and he's already in there with the TV on, I turn around and go back to work.
>>33409451Well then I'm fucked, because idk what's too far for me. I haven't tried enough of that sort of roleplay to get a grasp on my preference and limit. I can only imagine it.
>>33409387Only if I ended up fucking you and putting you in your place afterward as I let out my frustration from your teasing.
Otherwise, it'd be utterly pointless.
>>33409479maybe he is just very dense. sounds like asshole behavior anyway
Can autistic girls maintain platonic friendships with the opposite sex?
>>33409486Autistic girl here: No. Because they only attract autistic men and autistic men are incapable of not wanting to fuck any female that shows any sort of friendliness towards them.
>>33409486It’s the only thing I know how to do
>>33409486autistic girls are the only women who can maintain platonic friendships with guys
but you have to actually be autistic
>>33409480Well the only way to know the boundary is to find it when you do and dont cross it again which will be an awkward experience when you do go through it. Not really much of a way around it.
>>33409264It's true. Being a bit dumb is a good thing for fertility, since it makes you more likely to forget or not care about birth control and generally make short-sighted decisions that sometimes end up biting you in the ass later, rather than being a pea counting busybody who has everything in their lives under control and is so stifled by compulsions to minimise risk and optimise themselves in every aspect, including their partner choice, that they postpone having children indefinitely.
>>33409436I wish I could could say that's a zoomer attention span thing, but even my grandmother would routinely have the tv on all day every day from morning to night.
>>33409496F
Meee that’s so me
>>33409437>light sexual harassment is considered tasteful, by the wayTasteful?
>>33409486Yeah. I do that itt too.
>>33409460>give it a try and you will eventually feel itThat's called settling.
Like I said, I did give it a try. 'm not doing that again.
>>33409491I hope I find someone to test my boundaries with, then.
>>33409488>men are incapable of not wanting to fuck any female that shows any sort of friendliness towards themI don't think the autistic part is relevant here.
>>33409488>>33409489>>33409490I ask because my gf has a few male friends which is new for me in terms of dating. She hasn’t shown me any reason to distrust her, it’s just something I need to get used to. I do notice she approaches friendships and our relationship a little different, she is the most authentic person i’ve dated. She only got diagnosed a year ago.
I have male and female friends, what the FUCK
>>33409483how about if we took you out for dinner and showered you with attention and made you feel super wanted and desirable then get a hotel room and take turns riding you until it hurts and you beg to stop but we just forcefeed you herbs to keep you up and make a wager to see who makes you cum last and pass your swollen penis around until each stroke feels excruciating and you hyperventilate and it becomes necrotic and we dump your body in the river
I hate the fat trt dads who walk around with their swollen gut and watery pecs thinking they are better than everyone else because they are on gender-affirming medication.
So I don’t have a boyfriend because I’m too smart
>>33409501you know, teasing the bathmoids to get a reaction out of them knowing that if they do anything theyll get beheaded
some lighthearted fun
Women what do you think of men that flirt with you on atoga
>>33409524I wish they’d marry me
>>33409528Then I'd have like a dozen wives wtf
>>33409517No, you dont have boyfriend because being "too smart," you dont have one because you come off as a female PirateSoftware.
women what are your ovaries up to today?
>>33409517how does that work
>>33409517Yes. I recommend EMF maxxing by always wearing airpods and sleeping with your phone near your head. That should slow you down to the appropriate frequency
>>33409524atoga is a place where men come to get hit on by women and reject every single advance to gratify their egos in a stunning reversal of gender stereotypes
>>33409506I hope you do as well
Thanks for the flirting practice.
>>33409505its not settling you dumass
settling is when you decide to idk marry the person youre not that attracted to out of conformity or whatever
you giving a chance to someone who doesnt necessarily fits your type is lowering your standards
>>33409532Nta but what was the deal with him
>>33409532>PirateSoftwareWho?
>>33409517You don't have a boyfriend because you spend your time here rather than trying to find one. And even here, there are plenty of fat and balding girlfriend free boys eager to find their sweetheart: all you have to do is ask!
>>33409532What is female priatesoftware
>>33409524What men? They aren't even an identity.
Anon is not a person, they are a thing.
Femanons, why are you so unkind to us?
>>33409539>>33409541Arrogant nepobaby who opposes the Stop Killing Games movement/petition, SKG is basically about stopping corpos from just ending servers for multi-player games when and some other things.
>>33409541>>33409546>ZERO (0) ball knowledge
When did you realize that there were no men on atoga and it was just women larping?
>>33409539he fakes his voice and is a poser
>>33409553Shh dont let what few moids are here find out
>>33409551I know about skg but what kinda shit does he do
Tfw no tall redneck milf gf
M or F
Have you ever been shit tested by a partner? What was it like?
>>33409553can we count all the girls
1
>>33409553i thought we agreed not to bring this up again after the boyhoes got scared
if any moids are reading this shes just joking were all men here haha :) maybe we should post our hands and vlines though just to be safe
women why dont you just leave men alone?
>>33409551>the Stop Killing Games movement/petitionOh..I think I saw it being advertised on Danbooru or Gelbooru (don't remember which one it was). I support the sentiment of it, but I've just never heard of that guy.
>>33409567very suspicious..
>>33409558Acts like hot shit, isn't. He's just an annoying douche.
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>>33409563Best I can do is goth redneck fine shyt
Does a real vagina feel any different than my homemade sponge+rubber-glove pocket pussy?
>>33409567I would give my left nut if femanons started posting their hands.
It'd make filtering the good from the bad ones much easier.
>>33409538Ok, you won't marry, you'll just settle down with someone until stockholm syndrome makes you develop feelings for them, or you die giving them chances because it'll eventually happen apparently. How is that not settling?
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>>334095662.
>>33409568Because I'm bored.
>>33407972 (OP)How do I make myself as unappealing to women as possible?
>>33409568They do though
I dont think a woman has come up to me and bothered me about something probably since elementary school
>>33409583never make eye contact and just walk around looking at your feet
>>33409580stupid fucking retarded yeeyee ass cat
>>33409574You never see any interesting women like that in the south
Its all bottle blonde dumb bitches
>>33409590I already try to avoid eye contact with women as much as possible.
>>33409576It's literally crafted by millions of years of evolution to be the perfect thing to put your dick into
>>33409583it is very difficult
as women are well-versed in the art of deception, so too do they develop a keen eye for unraveling it
they will see the cute precious boy you are underneath all your artifice and mercilessly overwhelm you with love
>>33409594I actually don't even look at them, especially when I'm forced to talk to one.
>>33409580i'm sure your cat loves you, too
>>33409594thats good, they are evil and just want to use you so they can duplicate
>>33409590Stop looking at my feet, creep.
>>33409603But they're so scrumptious
>>33409568Because you selected "hand it to me" instead of "Leave at door"
>>33409583Don't go outside, ever.
>>33409537We're all here to help each other. Usually.
>>33409583I can teach you, but I have to charge.
>>33409605Hey!
My eyes are UP HERE! *points at knees*
>>33409611Oh my bad *stares at your boobs"
>>33409596Sounds like some cope a woman would say
>>33409582Trvth
Women, tonight we are Men!
We answer Male Questions too!
Girl at work looked at me funny
Oh God oh fuck what did I do
Gonna quit my job now
>>33409596more like it isn't retangle shaped by accident
>>33409574I'd kill for a goth gf, why can't goth girls be real? This makes me suicidal, I don't want any other types of women.... I'm a complete pickme for goth girls, I'll do anything, I'll dismiss all negative personality quirks, I'll come over to cook and clean, I'll do anything in bed
I just want a goth girl to simp for
>>33409615Hey man if you don't want it I'm not gonna stop you. More for me.
>>33409620>has killed romans and hunsI am jealous
>>33409620Why would you want a goth gf
They're all dumb trend following sluts
Not to mention mentally ill liberals
>>33409620she looks like she could protect you from threats to both the east and west and march for a fortnight in the rain without complaint..
>>33409476Oh, I'm sorry if you read it that way; that wasn't my intention. I was just using her as an example of me realizing what getting along with a girl is actually like.
>>33409628That's my ideal girl
>>33409558A youtuber who used to do REALLY well on YouTube shorts, he was basically the king of the shorts algorithm, until now he's been outed as a fraud and became a giant lolcow. He does game development and talks about coding and programming.
To understand how arrogant he is, here's a convo and his qoutes with therapist youtuber Healthy Gamer GG
Thor: "I think that sometimes the things I talk about in regards to those types of things is misconstrued as arrogance or boasting when in reality I'm just trying to give context."
HealthyGamerGG: "So that right there is the problem so I want you to listen to this phrase: 'This often gets misconstrued as arrogance but in reality it's this.' That is the most arrogance statement on the planet, bro. Tell me I'm wrong."
Thor: "Okay, I dont see it that way, but alright."
HealthyGamerGG: "Right so... you don't see it that way. You're wrong."
(Thor immediately counters with no like a slimey politician)
>>33409620she looks like she murders muslim boys
>>33409614Leave my moobs alone, you hoe! >:(
>>33409618its her time of the month
she craves blood and has just realized that your throat is engorged with it
dont make eye contact, but also keep her inside your field of vision at all times
do NOT make sudden movements
try to attach yourself to another woman for protection and dont get caught alone
wear strong scents to make your natural smell
good luck
>>33409629>march for a fortnight in the rain without complaint..I like this sexual metaphor.
Women do you want a hot boytoy
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Ladies, what do you think?
I think I would be pretty cute if I was a girl
>>33409645ida is right, if it wasn't pictures of the gf it'd be some other random chick or an anime girl. being the gf isn't special in this case and it is just objectifying women
>>33409644I want a hot boytoy but he actually loves me and wants to start a family and respects me but is still willing to roleplay silly things with me during sex because he can separate our bedroom from reality.
>>33409645I hope everyone involved dies that’s what i think
>>33409648No, I could tell you why but you wouldn't even understand what I'm saying
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>>33409599He does. He begs me for snuggles every night and bites and cries if he doesn’t get his cuddles. He is the most important creature ever
>>33409635>with therapist youtuber Healthy Gamer GGKek, do you actually listen to that pajeet?
>>33409620>I'll do anything in bedEven having your penis stepped on and being forced to crossdress?
>>33409648I'd fuck you in the ass right now
>>33409650your wish is granted, noble femanon
you shall have all these things, but know that once separated, your bedroom can no longer be reattached to reality
do you accept these terms?
>>33409645Jesus fucking christ it's like feminists want the human race to go extinct.
men
how do your balls feel when they contract when you cum?
>>33409654For one women who want to be more girly isn't cute
>>33409655why are his eyes in attack mode, though?
>>33409656No I came across a video about the pirate software drama and he was in it.
>>33409664They don't always and not to the same degree.
I don't think much about my balls during it anyway, but shooting my load into the cervix.
>>33409662The human race won't go extinct because you can't use a picture of boobs as your desktop background, dumb moid
>>33409649>if it wasn't pictures of the gf it'd be some other random chick or an anime girl. being the gf isn't special in this caseThis is true but this doesn't mean that there isn't also something besides the sexual aspect. Also, you could argue by posting this picture, she herself is advertising, and objectifying herself 'through' her boyfriends' male gaze to her audience.
>>33409645I mean, he should think I'm hot, but that's what everyone does. Even the lil chad that bit his lip looking at my lipstick while I was waiting for an order.
>>33409664I don't notice it in my balls but when I cum there's a flexing/pulsating feeling in my gooch
>>33409640She said excuse me when she was tying to get past and I tried to say scuse me sorry back but no words came out and she turned around with a weird confused/suspicious look
I just want a girl who likes to dress in black and owns black gothic dresses (or allows me to buy her some) and has a tattoo or two. Not a goth girl? Just a gothic one.
>>33409667Nanananananananananana
>>33409664I typically don't feel much in my balls while cumming. Although when I was still a NEET I sometimes had countless jerkoff sessions per day and I think they sometimes started to hurt after cumming too often.
>>33409664I don't notice any feeling in my balls then. The only exception would be if I've been edging an irresponsibly long time, and every once in a while I feel an unbearable soreness in my balls after I come.
>>33409665I don't want that I just think I would be naturally cute
>>33409664Don't notice them at all when that happens
Honestly I dont notice my penis either. Its like my whole crotch/loin area orgasms
>>33409674ah, telltale sign of witchcraft
she stole your breath
next will be your soul
you are running out of time
do you have any iron stakes and a hammer?
>>33409670No, it's the whole "no you can't appreciate the female form at all or it's le objectifying" it's like you want to kill all men's intimacy and desire to be around women.
>>33409539He's a creepy furry and a weirdo who divorced his wife to continue grooming his fursona's trans boyfriend.
>>33409675Same, it's my type too
>>33409645Meh. Don't care about sexualization, but I generally don't like it when people have someone from their personal life as their wallpaper. It just pisses me off. Perhaps it stems from loneliness-fueled resentment towards those more socially successful than me.
>>33409539he's basically discord mod - the person
a narcissist fraud furry (who possibly had a relationship with an asian femboy) that managed to disguise it for a while but now people have woken up
>>33409682If you were a naturally cute girl then you would be a naturally cute girl yeah, but this scenario is too extremely unrealistic
Can't wait to become a woman in my next life
>>33409649I'm a woman whose wallpaper is an anime boy I find attractive. Would you say that I am objectifying men?
Can't wait to be a prokaryote in my next life
>>33409694why not first try to become a man in this one
>>33409696No you're just a femautist
Why do women want big dicks if they cant even fit it in their vag or their mouth??
>>33409696>anime boyno but you are probably objectifying a child
>>33409696Om actually men are trash so they deserve to be objectified but that isn't objectification
>>33409702to wield the threat of it against their social rivals
Men will do literally anything.... ANYTHING for a gothic gf but women still don't wear black dresses
>>33409702They're coomers
Size queens are exactly the same as dudes who like /d/ tier beach ball tits
>>33409702the struggle is hot
>>33409691ok, I understand
>>33409664>everyone saying they dont feel itI'll share my input then. If i'm laying on my bed and my legs are apart, i actually do feel my balls moving when cum. Feels kinda nice honestly. Its like a light tug
>>33409649>if it wasn't pictures of the gf it'd be <headcanon>Can all male anons post their wallpapers right now?
>>33409707Men won't even get a job and a haircut for a regular gf, let alone le epic goth gf
>>33409645I've never really experienced emotional closeness with men. It's always transactional and convenient for him and when he says he loves me it's in the context of him benefitting from me greatly and being super hyped about it, never in a display of vulnerability and caring, like with me or my parents or female friends.
I used to think that men were evil or stupid but I've come to accept that men simply do not process human relationships the way I do and there's nothing I can do about it.
>>33409703He's 14, so yeah.
Also, I'd like to correct myself:
He's drawn in an anime style, but he's a Vocaloid, not an anime character. I just said "anime boy" on an impulse, since that anon was talking about anime girls, but it was technically incorrect of me to say.
YOUR TEARS DONT FALL
THEY CRASH AROUND ME
HER CONSCIENCE CALLS
THE GUILTY TO COME HOME
>>33409719It's not our fault job market is tight :(
>HaircutGirls don't care
>>33409719Its not my fault no one wants to fucking hire me
I think the only situation where I’d be okay with not having kids is if one of us is infertile, but otherwise, if I meet the love of my life, I would prefer he got me pregnaaaant as fuck
thoughts on a tiny gesture/gift for 1 month anniversary? she has mentioned she keeps track of that sort of stuff or is it too much?
>>33409725based
I liked 10 years today and the last fight
>>33409732This. I wanna plow a bitch until she's knocked up with twins or triplets
>>33409727>Girls don't careLol retard
>>33409734>1 monthLiterally a chocolate bar or maybe get a reasonable meal to celebrate
>>33409732I love kids and I think kids are awesome, but I've never been able to think about having kids of my own if I'm not in love with a girl. When I had a girl I thought I'd marry someday, I thought about having kids all the time. After I missed my chance, I've never felt that strongly for any other girl, and I completely stopped thinking about being a dad. Haven't realized that until now.
>>33409707Men won't help me put the corset on tightly so I look like a weird cartoon.
>>33409722>never in a display of vulnerability and caring, like with me or my parents or female friends.You're not attracted to those men. As much as the internet has ruined dating by giving foids endless options, it also has taught men about the scummy female nature and their tricks. Men know they will get cucked or dumped if they cry just once in front of their bitch.
>>33409719>bro just shower/get a job/haircutTired of this meme
I've had jobs continuously since 14, get a haircut every month, shower daily, that has nothing to do with getting a gf
Im simply not lucky enough
>>33409739Don’t call me a bitch and I only want one kid at a time.
>>33409743>a chocolate barMaybe as a practical joke
>>33409744How’d you miss your chance?
>>33409743yeah was thinking something like that, or just a singular rose
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>>33409732Look I want kids too but it sounds like you have a pregnancy fetish
women why cant you just love our average sized cocks?
>>33409752Skill issue if you can’t turn a chocolate bar into the most romantic gesture she’s ever been given
>>33409732M
I don't think kids are on the cards for me, if I was going to have them I'd want to own a home and be able to homeschool them. I'm 30 and nowhere close to that
>>33409741Choosing a haircut that pleases women is like finding a girl who's into your horoscope
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>>33409757Flowers are good too
>>33409696>an anime boyIs it a gatcha femboy?
>>33409759Women do love average sized cocks
Just not our average sized cocks
>>33409762NTA
But I will reject men who have a mullet, a man bun, or broccoli hair.
>>33409755She married somebody else. And it's not like we had been on dates before or anything. I just knew her and was friends with her, and I thought I'd marry her. And I think there was a period of time where if I had asked her out, she would've said yes. But I didn't do what I needed to do, and now she's married and happy, which she deserves to be. But I've never felt about anyone else the way I felt about her.
>>33409722Women hate vulnerability THOUGH
>>33409768mullets are based, you are cringe
>>33409762I prefer long hair. Shows dedication.
>>33409760How about I'll give her the bar she unwraps it I throw her on the bed pin her down take the bar and eat it as she helplessly watches
>>33409779long hair in men often just means that they are too lazy to get it cut
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>>33409768Outta the way broccoli hairs, receeding hairline like vegeeta comin' thru
I told you, women can't name a hairstyle they like unlike men
>>33409718Hoshi no Samidere will never have an anime
>>33409791Default male sidepart
>>33409660No. I need to be around for my baby.
>>33409791Is there a term for messy anime boy hair? I like that.
>>33409749I wasn't referring to you! Specifically
>>33409744I'm the same way. I was not interested in having kids until I had a husband I trust who will stand beside me for it. I want to build a family with him. To have his children.
For the ladies:
Do you prefer long hair on men or no?
Women
Girlfriend ex girl friend found a guy, wanted us all to be friends. I told her not to talk to him. within less than a month she went from "i love you unconditionally" to this new guy is my boyfriend. Now shes like "my boyfriend told me not to talk to you"
We were together for like a year plus just from the first time we said i love you. but have been officially dating for longer than that
My question.
For the first time in our relationship this is the first time i got mad at her and I said
"i told you not to talk to him and you didnt listen,. he tells you not to talk me and you listen. Fuck you both"
Was i wrong? because i feel bad for saying that.
>>33409801I prefer it short, generally.
>>33409791Here, have not one, but six hairstyles.
>>33409800Who asked you bitch
>>33409792it's a real shame. Maybe when AI gets good enough I'm gonna use Chloë Grace Moretz and Michael Cera to make a cheesy fake 2000's trailer for it
>>33409802You weren't wrong and you didn't even particularly insult her, but I don't see why you're still talking to your cheating ex.
>>33409801I like chin-length and shoulder-length hair. Longer can also be nice, if well-maintained.
>>33409805That is literally all the same hairstyle
That's gotta be like frames from an animation or something they're so similar
>>33409805Not only are these all the same but they're cartoon drawings as well
>>33409801Not into long hair. I don't give a shit about gender norms, I just tend to not like how long hair looks on men.
Hoes thought we forgot how they switched up after that Ozempic hit a couple months ago
Women what does "long hair on men" mean to you
>>33409805My favorite is the bottom middle one, by the way.
>>33409811>>33409812Read the translation:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4719773?q=minahoshi_taichi
The purpose of the drawing was literally to show off different hairstyles on the same character.
>>33409806Damn, no one asked the guy I responded to either. OP shared circumstances she would/would not have kids, Anon shared circumstances where his preference for kids changed, I shared circumstances where my preference for kids changed.
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>>33409718Picture I took during an Ireland trip earlier this year.
Usually I have a landscape picture I took, it's nice and comforting. Immediately reminds me of a nice time.
>>33409822Niggas in prison are bald bruh
>>33409830Maybe in american concentration camps
>>33409680Is that what blue balls is?
>>33409824Still a cartoon doe. No guy's hair looks like that irl.
>>33409824Arr rook same 2 me
Artist isn't very creative
>>33409829i'd rotate it a bit so that the horizon is straight
My gf posted on her story something that I haven’t opened yet. I told her I uninstalled Instagram and I just reinstalled it today. I’m assuming it’s about her finishing her summer semester. I plan on taking her somewhere to celebrate but I was gonna keep it inconspicuous by asking her when her semester is over and then invite her to go somewhere. Should I open her story and respond to it with the invitation or should I wait?
>>33409834Yes. Hurts a lot. I have to move very slowly when it happens because the slightest touching of my balls is so painful.
>>33409836Unfortunately. One day, we shall transfer 2D perfection to the real world.
>>33409824>The purpose of the drawing was literally to show off different hairstyles on the same character.That is character design, which is rather precise, but it doesn't reflect reality. This is the same haircut with different amounts of hair gel. They are all mid-length with layers and identical bangs. The only one you could make an argument for is the second one, which is really just the same haircut with a bit of grow-out.
>>33409840I usually have at least 2/3 of it covered by program windows, so I don't really see the small tilt. lol
>>33409718My wallpaper is just a grey background.
>>33409841Why aren't you just texting her directly? Did you often communicate over ig story replies before you uninstalled it?
>>33409264Well where I grew, there was no sex ed in school
>>33409839Is this creative enough for you?
>>33409847Okay, fair.
>>33409857Gay as fuuuuuck
>>33409848also, if you took this with a proper camera and not a phone: get yourself a circular polarizer for situations just like these - it's the one camera filter that's absolutely worth it for certain kinds of landscape photography.
this looks like an amazing landscape for cool underwater structures but the water reflections are hiding all of it. with the polarizer you'd be able to filter those reflections to reveal them.
>>33409843So it’s after you cum when it happens?
>>33409857please don't assault any real children
they will be far more mentally retarded than your underaged anime characters
>>33409818I could probably pull that off if I was brown haired instead of blond
Fukken genes with i had my mom's hair instead of my fukken great uncles
Women are hairy moid legs gross
>>33409851No but I’m not sure if I should open it or not because if she’s ranting about finals or something to her friends, then it might feel less special to her since she indirectly reminded me that she’s finishing her semester
>>33409857Very generic shota foot pinup
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>>33409860It is just my sub 300€ phone.
And also the ultrawide camera, so the fringes are a bit unclear.
>>33409865No, moid legs are supposed to be hairy
>>33409875And what are your thoughts on them
>>33409865Doesn’t matter really
>>33409862It has happened to me before I've cum, but typically after. And honestly, I'm not 100% if it happens after, or if I just notice once there's no more pleasure. I'm holding still when I masturbate so I guess I could be unaware of how sensitive my balls are until I finish.
>>33409859Oh, want something gay?
>>33409863I'm incredibly socially awkward, so it's unlikely for me to get into a relationship any time soon, no matter the age of the other person.
>>33409868If that's your concern then why are you even considering inviting her in an ig response rather than texting her the invite?
>>33409732haha
imagine if on the second one you got twins
your belly would grow huuuuge
haha... people would look at you and instantly know... haha...
>>33409883>I'm holding still when I masturbateHolding cum back?
>>33409865Depends how hairy. I'd say the average is kinda gross, though I'd find it also gross if he shaved.
>>33409884Do you stutter and stumble over your words when you talk to men
>>33409882If you don't appreciate my hairy legs it means you're cheating
>>33409891That happens when I talk to people in general, not just exclusively men.
>>33409897But is it different when you talk to men
>>33409889No no, I mean I'm laying on my back and not moving around or anything. I don't try to hold back when I'm actually cumming, although what sets it off is masturbating for hours without letting myself get to the climax.
>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>work on side hussle
>go to gym
>repeat 5 times
>cant even enjoy weekend because monday is right around the corner
>repeat for 40 years
I dont get it, whats the actual point
>>33409880Yeah, neutral, they are lege, not like I will get horny because I see them
>>33409888I said I didn’t want twins but I just flicked the bean to this
Male anons,
hit or miss? i bet they never miss (huh?)
You gotta boyfriend? I bet he doesnt kiss ya!
>MWAH
>>33409905I don't think humans were supposed to live like that
captcha: RAND0
>>33409905The point is to have fun with your colleagues at work, come home to your family and have fun with them, work on your side hustle with your your frens, go to the gym with frens, do stuff on the weekend you enjoy
Women would you date a man that doesn't have much body hair (a bit on the arms, trail, legs, that's about it.
>>33409900If it's a guy I'm attracted to, then I'm even more socially inept than usual. A few weeks ago, I saw a really cute cashier (skinny, shoulder-length hair, androgynous face). At first glance, I actually thought it was a girl, but when I realized otherwise, I became incredibly flustered. I was a few meters away from where he was working, and I kept stealing glances. When our eyes met, however, I immediately looked away. If I had actually been physically close to him, I probably would have been rendered incapable of speaking or even just thinking coherently.
>>33409922Yes that's my preference.
>>33409922Yeah, sounds good
Male anons, i wanna be tracer
>>33409905>whats the actual pointthere is none. if you don't enjoy the journey, then the entire trip will be disappointing.
some people find genuine meaning in their jobs, others take on responsibilities for others that make their lives feel meaningful (e.g.: family, friends, coworker's jobs, etc.). most people are just after material value and will be depressed all their lives regardless of how much they accumulate.
>>33409932Shut the fuck uuuuup
>>33409922that's the ideal
>>33409933damn... thats depressing
>>33409940I LOVE IT
please tell me theres a peepo version of the apple bottom jeans video
>>33409905>work on side hussleIs this because you aren't paid enough in your day job?
>never judge a bro by the cover
>put your hands inside and discover
>job interview in 25 minutes
I'm freaking out
>>33409954what kinda job?
>>33409953You have got to be the worst poster here by far
>>33409954hope it goes well
>>33409801Yes. Loooooong hair.
>>33409961Who are you talking about
>>33409932You want to be a lesbian?
>>33409956I don't want to freak out
>>33409958one that would quadruple my income
>>33409962thanks
also it's another zoom interview so I'm gonna wear jeans while I wear the top half of my suit
>>33409932she has a nice ass
>>33409971not really
>>33409975I wish i had a cute butt
why did it take this long for the chinks to make their own gpu
>>33409979Why don't you show us and let us judge
>>33409982Because they're retarded
>>33409982they are too busy having hot butt sex
>>33409974god i'm so glad that i never had to do a job interview, i'd just spill my spaghetti all over the place
good luck anon
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1948447022584922295
they're ruining another show from my childhood
>>33409991Too lazy to take screenshots now
>>33409932Please stop spamming or put on a trip so we can filter you.
It's getting so annoying.
>>33409991Wasn't there already a terrible live action Avatar show? And the god awful live action movie? ...Seems like being an Avatar fan has been suffering for a while now.
we lost our britbongbros and sisters...
>>33409991Why do you care? You're not a child anymore. It's not made for you. It's made for the next generation.
>>33410000>No more smug brits on 4chanThis is a good day.
>>33410000what the hell is going on in bongistan
>>33410000one netflix show is all it takes
>>33410000>deddicated>>33410006DON'T YOU DARE GET MY HOPES UP
>>33410000The UK is a fucking police state
>>33410000Good, fuck them. Now we just need to get rid of the Australians and the rest of Europe, and Canada too.
>>33409991I hate you zoomers so much.
>>33410013So it'll be just the us and the 3rd world posting? Is that what you want?
>>33410000Oh my god?
Qt any final words
>>33410006>>33410017The lad was crazy. But I'm gonna miss the old boy.
>>33410021Nope.
Good fucking riddance to that piece of shit.
>>33410015Third worlders are unironically better than Europeans, and by extension Australians and Canadians.
>>33410027Nigga really just said that
To any attractive bongs ITT,
can you post your hands and voice before you leave
Femanons, what's your favorite Hulk Hogan match?
>>33410025I mean...
https://news.sky.com/story/4chan-investigated-by-uk-officials-under-new-online-safety-rules-13382069
>>33410032I don't watch wrestling.
>>33410031Forgot to add: Women only.
>>33410032Nag but I call everyone bro for the same reason HH called everyone brother
>>33410032None, of course.
>>33410046Because he was drunk all the time and couldnt remember their names
>>33410051I literally did yesterday for you homos.
No woman ever post their hand ITT, precisely because they all have man-ish hands.
>>33410061We all know dudes are gonna Photoshop their hands on their dicks
>>33408569didn't even see this earlier
so sweet, y me ? ^ㅂ^
If I lace up moid's boots will he love me? It worked in Harry Potter
>>33410075I do not recall that.
>>33410075Would you do my tie and give me a kiss as well
>>33410000Imagine
>december 25th 2025>you post an image of your christmas dinner>Huge block of cheddar and cake smothered in brown gravy and smelly ham>The /ck/ jannies permaban you and report you to the authorities for illegal VPN usage to access an enemy website
>>33410088>/ck/ janniesWhy are they the most vehement and fun hating on all of 4chan
>>33410075Wear huge goth boots and moids will love you
Femanons do you think I'm handsome
A man with a slim build wearing baggy straight legged pants tucked into calf length boots is pure sex
boob doesn’t hurt today thank god
>>33410112Do womens boobs.... hurt? How???? That's unreal, so you have body part that causes you pain?
>>33410112Hello boob cancer femanon. It'll come back don't worry.
>>33410113No
But the right body type and attire makes his dick look very suckable
>>33410115NTA
Breasts can become sore and tender due to PMS, larger breasts can also hurt if they jiggle too much.
>>33410110I wear this with a Victorian waistcoat on dates.
Women, are there any old guys that you think are attractive?
>>33410112realsies my left one hurts sometimes
>>33410125I’m old. If you have gray hair and some wrinkles wearing shit like that gets you compliments.
>>33410000Its so over. I hate this shithole country.
>>33410134Well in that case it works I guess but if you're that old then why are you going on dates anyway. Shouldn't you have a wife.
>>33410075The only boots I have are for mountaineering and I can't have unnecessary crap on them.
But it's not like you reply to any of the replies anyway.
>>33410128>>33410112I hope you are getting regular check ups.
lace up boots are very slutty on men
>>33410142>Shouldn't you have a wife.Asking the real questions here.
>>33410145Do velcro straps give you the ick
>>33410149maybe, depends on how it's implemented
>>33410153What's a good and a bad example
>>33410142>wifeWho do you think I’m taking on dates?
>>33410144no my friend just crushed it in her hand when we were fighting
not horrible pain just like an ache now v.v
>>33410155i can't think of any boots with velco straps besides specialized outdoors/sportswear, and if the velco is more functional than laces i can't really hate it. at the same time, it probably doesn't look very pretty if it's prioritizing function
Awww Bye British people I’ll miss you thank you for one direction and qt vocas
Can’t they just get a vpn?
>>33410163Not British, but I don't think you can post with VPNs on 4chan. They're cooked.
>>33410000Oh they killed QT. We need to grieve.
Straight women, why aren't you a lesbian?
Women do you wanna see me cry?
>>33409954Should've had a shot of likker first
>>33410162I was thinking velcro sneakers
>>33410080There was that scene in 6th episode where Ginny laces up Harry's boots and then they kiss
in general, how much should a guy earn before he should even try dating?
>>33410163VPNs don't work on 4chan. Proxies maybe. But not VPNs.
>>33410178At least 10k a year
>>33410180>>33410182CAN I GET A FUCKING SERIOUS ANSWER FOR ONCE
>>33410178It’s not the amount, it’s what you have to show for it.
>own place>a car that isn’t clapped out>a pantry/fridge that isn’t full of bachelor slop>enough disposable income to do fun stuff commensurate with your socioeconomic statusBasically enough to show you have your shit together.
Who wants to be the Tuturu to my El Psy Congroo?
>>33410195My car is shit so I can have downpayment money for a home thoughbeit
>>33410177Nta but i dont remember that at all and ive seen the films like a thousand times
Women do you agree with the statement that there is no such thing as bad products, only bad prices
>have enough money to afford fancy restaurants
>not enough money to get a last minute reservation
I should NOT have to book 2 weeks in advance.
>>33410202No, who the hell says that?
Why can't mid girls take the goth pill
painfully horny for unattainable man
>>33410212You and every other chick
IMG_5086
md5: 13137fc7ab83eeaaec8dd0ac46090643
🔍
Welp, I’m officially mindbroken. Spoiled by social media whores, I will never see a more attractive woman than Vera Dijkmans.
>>33410212>Men are unattainable >Men are disloyal slutsWhich one is it girls???
>>33410199Microwave dinners
Canned beans and instant rice
Campbells Chunky Soups that smell like depression and sodium
Lunchables
Individual cheese slices
>>33410216I'm basically desensitized to hot women from overexposure at this point
>>33410217they're unattainable for a long term relationship because they pump and dump or date multiple women at a time
>>33410200As long as it’s clean and you don’t have a headlight duct taped in place or something like that, you’re fine.
>>33410219Oh that's not me thank God
>>33410000Do UK laws even apply to 4chan?
>did I do something wrong?
>have gf of 2 years, relationship going well
>ausfag so it's currently winter
I let a girl from my team at work wear my jacket for a few hours because she was visibly shaking from the cold while we were on site visiting a client.
>>33410221This isn't true, a lot of men would love a long term a relationship.... And honestly it's not our fault we're forced to sleep around, every "pump and dump" is actually an genuine attempt for a long term relationship that's terminated by the girl
>>33410231Diabolical post
>>33410230I didn't know Australia had winters.
>>33410228What do you mean
>>33410221>or date multiple women at a timeOnce again women prove the only men they see are chads
>>33410234There's typically like 2-3 weeks per year where it's actually cold.
Women is if possible for a man to be too handsome for you
>>33410232What does that even mean
>>33410223Its starting to rust.
>>33410219Its mostly chicken eggs, frozen vegetables and rotating rice, pasta or potato, but hear me now. There are 3 big cans of chicken noodle at the back of the cupboard next to the artificial sweetener free electrolyte powders in case of illness.
I got the flu last year and just the trip from the bedroom to the couch had me panting wtf.
>>33410235I mean 4chan isn't hosted or ran from the UK, is it? How can the UK's Online Safety Act 2023 be enforced on 4chan?
>>33410000is this real? anyone have a link?
>>33410245NTA
But Europe in general has been wanting to play world police when it comes to content on the internet.
>>33410245It can't really without the cooperation of 4chan staff. That's why they're blocking it.
>>33410238>actually coldMeaning what? If it's above 0°C it's not winter.
>>33410232He's kinda right. If a guy is nervous the first time during sex, because he likes the girl and wants to do his best, he won't get a second chance to learn and improve with the girl. Then the cycle repeats.
>>33410247Wanting is one thing, but how could it actually be judicially enforced?
>>33410254Girls will never get it, I've had numerous one night stands because I hoped that I could change her mind with sex
Femanons would you even care if i died?
>>33410249>That's why they're blocking it.What do you mean "that's why"? What is "that"?
>>33410185That was a serious answer? I just want him to have a job period, even if its part time and low wage. I think the reason nobody wants to date you is your shitty personality
>>33410249???
>Er magesty: you got to do all this extra verofying innit!>Japmoot: noThen what they cant really do anything to japmoot since he and his servers aee elsewhere
>>33410256Nta but ISPs could be legally required to block certain websites.
>>33410216She doesn't actually look good though. Makeup and filters anon. She goes to Saudi Arabia to get shit on by Arabs, literally
>>33410261I wasnt asking for reasons why nobody wants to date me
I was asking for a general number to even know if I should attempt dating
>>33410263But 4chan isn't an ISP. Why are they blocking themselves?
>>33410195>fridgemy fridge is just empty because i never really have to eat at home
>carmy bike is faster where i live, so why pay the car tax
>>33410201It's right before the bad guys burn down Wesley's house
>>33410269Cause they're cucks
>>3341026710k isnt a number?
>>33410217for me it's because he's fictional
>>33410275I dont know where you're from, but 10k per year isnt even minimum wage
>London has fallen
Well there goes like 1/4 of the site traffic
Poor bastards or lucky bastards, idk
>>33410269>Why are they blocking themselves?So they can't be prosecuted under UK law.
>>33410258No, we don’t know you.
>>33410280Indian women have nice areolas
>>33410279Who's gonna fill the void
>>33410281Nta
There based out of the U.S. though, what can bongs do to an American website
>>33410257Yeah, it's the same thing with them only waiting at the finish line for the winners, and don't want to help a guy become successful.
>>33410239No, but I have friends that have said this.
>>33410281*sigh* and we're back full circle to
>>33410245
>>33410284I would absolutely care if any femanon died. You women are just heartless.
>>33410291What do you mean if, women die every day. Show some heart, you failed instantly by your own standard
>>33410291They don't put us on a pedestal like we do
>>33410286Jeets probably
Tens of thousands of them come online for the first time every single day
>>33410297Fuck. Is nothing safe.
>>33410291Some femanon has probably died but nobody noticed because we're all fucking anonymous dumbass
I posted this on /gioyc/ but fits here as well
Today I learned that guys dont give a damn if I did my nails or not.
>big brother, bf and cousin all said
"You did your nails?"
When I asked about it. I dont think they have ever noticed that from anyone before.
I thought I made myself pretty. They dont even notice.
Thought about the last time a guy complemented my nail Art, and its never. Its always another girl who pays aytention to that.
Why did I even bother.
Guys, do you notice? Girls, when was the last time a guy talked to you about your nails from their own initiative?
>>33410300Rip to all of them damn
>>33410258please don't die
>>33410301M
Why is this surprising to you at all
You autistic or sum
>>33410301your mistake was doing your nails to look pretty for guys instead of yourself. nail art is fun and that's all that should matter
>>33410301I only notice French tips.
>>33410301i absolute never notice nails. i think i subconsciously notice excessively long nails negatively but that's about it
>>33410301Yeah I do notice. My gf had these really pretty green ones yesterday. I think most guys are just retarded.
>>33410301i keep my nails natural and guys seem to like it
>>33410301You really want a guy to notice, do your toenails and wear some nice heels.
>>33410310>cum consumerjh's arch nemesis
Girls, what is the most ethical way for a single guy to relieve his horniness?
>>33410249If they are gonna block the blue boards might as well block the whole internet
>>33410318be so hot a girl throws herself at you
Gonna miss qt
I wanna be like him one day
Do drugs, cry, be homeless, have sleepovers with girls and cockblock yourself with autism
>>33410320I honestly won't even be surprised if they go for an NK style intranet in the future.
>>33410318Jerking off to your imagination, not porn.
>>33410272Oh i remember now ty.
I can't even get hard at my imagination anymore
>>33410326Don't think that's even possible
I need at least a photo of a girls face or something
Women, what's the most ethical way for an ugly unattractive single guy to relieve his horniness?
do men like those clear fleshlights
Women,
If your BF was a cat burglar, would you snitch him out?
>>33410335I've never had one but it would probably feel pretty nice. Is that your kink or something.
>>33410326Do you think it's evil to masturbate while looking at pictures of girls you know?
women what do you jerk off to?
>>33410337it looks hotter than any other male sex toy
What are the Brit’s gonna do
>>33410335Ehhh it’s a rare treat when I have time to just sprawl out on the couch and put up some porn on the big screen for a while. Otherwise I just jack it real quick in the shower before I get out. Most of the time I just need to get the fluids drained so I can go about my day without thinking about sex for a while.
>>33410202No, there are toxic products, those exist.
>>33410342When you watch them using them do you imagine him doing that inside you
>>33410239Yeah, I hate chads.
>>33410346not really, if anything i'm more focused on his forearm
>>33410326I dont masturbate for fun
I masturbate to releive the awful feeling called "horniness"
Using my imagination would take incredibly long
It just want to come as fast as possible so its over sooner
>>33410000Drunk down the pub rn, chat is this real lmao
RIP bongistannn
Maybe I'll actually get a life if 4chan block is real
(I'm going on vacay abroad soon anyway but idk if I'll have time to post)
>>33410163>Can’t they just get a vpn?I'm not paying to use this site lmao
If this is actually real lol, will miss you lovely (and sometimes horrible) lot dearly <3
>>33410343They have to get a job now.
>no porn >no 4chanGrim.
>>33410341AI bots, lewd hentai.
>>33410353I'm gonna miss you too lad the games were fun
>>33410354F
I want more moids like Majima
>>33410354M
No idea who that is. I'm an adult, I don't watch cartoons.
>>33410354Role models should be personal individuals specific to your life, not some pop culture bullshit
>>33410354F
I think it's gay and lame to obsess over fictional characters being "role models" for men or women.
Sex with the GF has become a chore. I pretend to want it to keep her from getting cranky.
>>33410017>Qt any final wordsIdk I'm drunk I fucking love blonde girls
>>33408348>Oh and buy condoms that actually fit you. Even an "XL" one of the regular brand will be too tight.Yeah I had learned that one already
>>33410353Goobye qt well miss you
Where are you goin?
>>33410348If you're focused on the arms then what's it matter what he's putting his dick into
>>33410301I do think nails are something guys notice, but it's more low key noticeable than something all too prominent, something which complements a general style more than being the primary selling point. They definitely are a staple feature of certain archetypes though (Goth, Gyaru, etc.) and are at times suspiciously present in certain kinds of fetish art to not matter - and the idea that men are attracted to nails to some degree must have started somewhere, so basically everything women do in terms of beautification probably resonates with men on some level. I do however think that you're not wrong in pointing out that they are more noticeable to women. I've also seen that female artists in general tend to focus a lot more on nail art and prominent nails in general than male artists (with feet / toenails it might be different). It could be that hands generally resonate with women more and noticing nails of other women plays into that. Also, I suspect that intrasexual competition enhances the degree to which women perceive nails to matter, leading them to put more effort into their nails than is necessary to be attractive to men (kinda like men hit the gym more than they'd have to to be attractive to women).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IwNd_OgUMY
>>33410355>have to get a job nowUnironically though
>>33410358Yeah good times anon <3
I'm not convinced this is real though, the UK government and 4chan staff are both too incompetent to enforce this kind of thing
>>33410367<3 <3 <3 love you lots
>Where are you goin?To your mum's house
Should I go drive for an hour and half just to see a movie or should I stay home and be productive
>>33410368the flesh colored ones are off-putting
>>33410374>5 hours for a movieNo. Wait for it to stream somewhere
>>33410323>I wanna be like him one dayPls get better goals
>>33410373We'll see. If I don't see you on tomorrow I'll assume that's the end of this chapter.
Wtf is wrong with modern foids?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tmMQBac211U
>>33410354M. I think the idea of "role models" for "masculinity" or "femininity" is dumb.
Be a descent persons. Or be an awesome amazing excellent person. You don't need to be acting "masculine" or "feminine".
>>33410381Those are Russians, they aren’t real people.
>>33410301I think a lot of guys are just oblivious and don't notice
If it's someone I interact with often though I do notice and pretty nails are nice, I have complimented friends/dates on them (that might be cause I'm a bit fruity tho and have painted my nails before)
>>33410378It’s outdoors so I guess it’s for the experience
>>33410381>here's your trad russian wife bro
>>33410380Tbh I might not have time to post tomorrow anyway cause F R I D A Y N I G H T
though it's midnight here in less than 2hrs so we'll see lol
>>33410245Have a loli before we get b& for online safety
I’m going to be asking my ex bf tomorrow if he’d like to get coffee with me next week. We ended on good terms, it’s been about a month since we broke up, and I was thinking of doing something nice for him because I still love him and I’m pretty sure he loves me, he’s just not able to be in a relationship rn. However, I want some kind of connection with him if he’s going to keep me around. If he rejects my offer, should I ignore him forever until he reaches out or should I ask again in a couple months?
>>33410359I want a girl who will let me reenact the gravure photoshoot minigame from Yakuza Kiwami 2 irl.
The girl I’m seeing keeps trying to snoop around in my financial affairs. I’m not super rich or anything but I have enough that I don’t feel comfortable talking about it. Do I straight up tell her to stay out of my business?
>>33410394If you have money why wouldn't you want to show it off to impress a girl?
lesbians must feel amazing when they have their boobs pressed up against boobs. What keeps foids straight?
>>33410397I don’t live an extravagant or flashy lifestyle and I want to keep that expectation.
>>33410397nta but i would never tell someone irl how much i make or how much money i have. there are only downsides. relationships that come to be only because you have money are not worth keeping.
>>33410394How is she snooping? Are you both dating for marriage?
I like when guys suck my boobs but they don’t do it often
Does this mean they are not suckable?
>>33410402I understand this, but I also think it's reasonable for a woman to want to know that you'll be able to provide for her.
>>33410397NTA. If I had money I'd be uncomfortable with any female attention because I'd assume the want at my money, not me.
>>33410145Lol I have some of these but also zip boots
>>33410392>should I ask again in a couple months?At that point you should move on hun
I'm sorry but it will get easier
>>33410392this is a bad idea in general but I'm gonna leave you to be you and wish you the best anyway.
>>33410404I will gladly suck your boobs if you live within four hours of me.
Women should be able to provide for themselves.
>>33410405Lol, if she fucked guys without money, I'm not spending shit on her. Only pure virgin girls deserve that treatment.
>>33410404I hate when men suck my boobs. So fucking weird, what are they, infants?
>>33410397Whores to money like flies to shit
>>33410405i think it's possible to provide that bit of information at some point during the relationship without disclosing any details
>>33410416I mean yes, nobody should be forced to be dependent on somebody else. At least having the ability to provide for yourself is empowering
>>33410412Where you at
>>33410421Yes they are my little baby boys
>>33410404>Does this mean they are not suckable?Yes
>>33410427>Yes they are my little baby boysOkay I don't like that part. I just want sexy boobs in my mouth. But I don't like being talked about like that.
>>33410387he makes me horny
>>33410393the only good gooner minigame is the live chat from 6
>>33410403She hasn’t been so direct as to ask me how much I have but I’ve caught her trying to access my brokerage account on my phone when I left my phone unlocked, she played it off like she didn’t know what it was. Also highly suspect she’s rifled through some of my opened mail I keep in a filing drawer because I keep things in a very particular way. She knows that I bought my place and I’m not renting even though I didn’t tell her either way, the sales are public record and can be found on the internet so she went through the trouble of looking up my address.
>marriageI mean, I am, eventually. I’m not playing the field or anything like that. This kind of stuff gives me pause though.
>>33410433she a gold digging hoe bro
>>33410430Does baby want mommys titty?
>>33410433Trying to access accounts is fucked lmao, I'd run.
>>33410394If you're an established guy, you should date someone similar in standing rather than picking them off the streets.
>>33410301occasionally guys will comment on my nails. But I thought you knew, guys don’t care about any of this. You do it for yourself and other women, same goes with outfits and specially dresses. We could wear the same one for all outings and guys wouldn’t even question it. And why would you want them to? It’s nice to know you could always stop doing your nails, hair and clothes and guys wouldn’t give you shit about it either way. It’s like one of their best qualities
>>33410421>I hate when men suck my boobs>>33410404>I like when guys suck my boobs but they don’t do it oftenThe duality of woman
I love sucking boobs personally
>>33410432>he makes me horny>women think majima is sexier than kiryuI think women are broken
>>33410442Qt is it true they are banning 4chan
I understand why most great men in history were married because I feel like I would also be a lot more accomplished if I had a woman that supported me by my side
Sadly that doesn't really happen anymore so I'll just enjoy my nerd welfare (also called as being a "developer") for as long as it last then neck myself lmao
>>33410446are you the guy whos software everybody is using?
>>33410446Successful, accomplished guys are still getting married though. In fact, it's the demographic of men most likely to get married.
>>33410446There were men like Schopenhauer and Tesla too. And while that's true, a lot of great men were also ruined by whores.
>>33410440I wouldn’t say I’m established. I’m still junior in my career and making less than 6 figures, I made a retarded play in the stock market when it dumped during COVID and got lucky. It was enough to buy a little condo and have a nest egg to jump start a retirement fund but didn’t make me “wealthy” by any stretch of the imagination. I still drive a 20 year old truck and save my nickels when I can. The horror stories I hear about divorce rape scare the shit out of me.
Should i give up on trying to get big biceps for women to like me?
male anons do you still call us "femoids"?
>>33410456I don't think that works
>>33410456Yes. Especially when there are plenty of women out there who aren't into jacked men.
>>33410457I call you foids (complimentary).
>>33410457Is the pope a catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods?
>>33410456Women dont care about muscles, or height, looks or money. All they care about is you being a confident neurotypical extravert.
>>33410441>one of their best qualitiesI also open jar
>>33410456I’ve always found that women like triceps more.
>>33410457My boyfriend called me that
>>33410457I never did it until "moids" became the norm on atoga. Now i say foids in return
>>33410456No, and everyone telling you women don't like muscles wants to see you fail.
>>33410471NTA
Oh look, another male "female expert" here to talk about what all women are into.
State if moid or foid
What's your dream vacation?
>>33410457Is your cunt an innie or an outtie? Why are you hiding it like a tranny?
Would you date a girl who hates spontaneous plans?
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>>33410473More girls need trampstamps
>>33410468How did you feel
>>33410455Divorce is not a random event. It is associated with certain personality traits and even heritable to a substantial degree. Trust in your own judgement.
>>33410475IM NOT AN IDIOT SAMMICH!!
>>33410472They do though. By and large.
>>33410473M
Somewhere cold snowy mountany and the aurora borealis
>>33410487YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT SANDWICH
>>33410478Yes because when we end up having a great time anyways I can rub it in her face about what a giant stick in the mud she is and see the inner conflict between her exhilaration and her inner control freak. It’s adorable.
>>33410487lil dum dum foid
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>>33410480You're coping, also probably baiting. Every couple I see, the guy is just an average normal weight 'dyel"
Don't believe that homo gymcel crap
Women, why is loyalty so hard for you?
>>33410473Already took it. It was a 8 day motorcycle ride around the Mae Hong Son loop near Chiang Mai. Was awesome.
>>33410499Ok so they're settling. If he wants to increase his chances he can get a good bod
>>33410499When I went from a 160 lb skeleton to 195 lbs I definitely got more attention from women. They were all over 40, but still.
>>33410499that's because women settle lol
>>33410502Women PREFER dyels
Why would they want a guy that wastes so many days out of the week instead of being with her
>>33410506Fat and unhealthy and otherwise undesirable women prefer duels because they don't have to work as hard to keep them
>>33410488Yes mister female expert. You know everything about women based off of social media posts. You're very smart and not full of yourself at all.
>lifting weights for women
You lift so you don’t become a broke down old man. Just wait till you hit middle age and take a nasty spill that has you hurting for a month or two. Muscles are armor for your bones and internal organs.
>>33410512Insane amount of seethe. Girls definitely liked all my jacked friends more than me and when I got jacked I got more attention from them too.
Its almost like women want different things
>>33410514>hur durr lift for yourselfI dont care!! The only reason i want to work out it to be attractive to women. This love yourself psyop is annoying
>>33410522>taking care of your mental and physical well-being is a psyop
>>33410473Tattooes means she is not a debt-free virgin. Shame, but I pass.
>>33410444Doubt it but I'll find out in half an hour lol
Ngl kinda hope they do would force me to get a life
lets settle it
women, left or right
>>33410329>>33410352Men really do be like "I'm so horny I can't function" and then can't imagine anything hot and their dicks are still numb from mindlessly wanking to colorful pictures 5 hours ago
>>33410522It’s not about “loving yourself” or any of that hippy dippy shit. It’s about building a foundation to withstand the ravages of time. You’ll understand soon enough.
>>33410522based
>>33410525cucked
I think men overestimate the extent to which muscles matter to women, but a certain degree of muscularity is definitely a plus.
>>33410514>a broke down old manI already feel likenthis tho
>>33410529moids really do make the most retarded hyperbolic arguments
>>33410530Yeah I kinda broke my dick but it doesn't really matter if I'm never gonna fuck anyway does it
Women do you hate seeing men happy?
>>33410540more like men are hotter when they're miserable
>>33410535It only gets worse. Wait until your body downloads the “hurts for no reason” update at 35.
>>33410473I don't dream of vacationing. I'm not a pilgrim.
>>33410464>Women dont care about muscles, or height, looks or moneyThey definitely do lmao but you're right it's not the whole story and personality is most important (though you don't need to be an extrovert or NT, just have good chemistry with someone)
~a decade ago in my sports days I was pretty fit and got no bitches
>>33410542Thanks
https://youtu.be/5X5KweDhsaI
>>33410546What were you like in your roadman days
>>33410542i dont think the femanons here are very kind
>>33410550I was never a roadman lmao I was a nerd
>>33410546Oh and also I was pretty loaded at the time in relation to my peers, I had >10k saved up from jobs when I was a teenager
>>33410542nah demonstratably false
when im stress free, getting plenty of sleep, not drinking or smoking or staying up till 3am on my computer, you really think id look worse?
>>33410525You can be fit while looking DYEL, but foids won't like that physique. When foids say they don't like large muscles, they mean roiders like The Rock, but they won't even notice the average natty guys who lift and are healthy.
>>33410561pic rel looks good though
i doubt women would disagree
>>33410557yeah the alternative make me wet
>>33410561Is that guy supposed to be DYEL? I am absolutely certain that women find this physique appealing.
>>33410542>men are hotter when they're miserableDepression bros we're winning.......
>>33410561>the average natty guys who lift and are healthyPretty sure most women prefer this to jacked guys kek
>>33410542>men are hotter when they're miserableI must be even uglier than I thought then.
>>33410564dude just has brainworms like a tranny
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>>33410562Every non-fat guy looks like this with a shirt on, though. Women don't notice them.
>>33410571>Every non-fat guy looks like this with a shirt onThats why you can get away with being skinnyfat if you have good build but obviously some muscle definition is attractive
Glamour muscles are only attractive to a minority and fags
>>33410571pathetic forearms desu
Should i cry because i have a small penis?
women would you ever have a relationship with a innawoods solo survivalist man. lets say you moved somewhere very rural and discovered him by chance
Well, goodbye everybody. By tomorrow morning, us Brits will be permanently exiled. It's been a fun few years.
>>33410579Bro has the footballer/runner build lol
Swimming and rowing chads rise up
>>33410588lol you guys are such cucks
>>33410585>Should i cry because i have a small penis?I don't think crying will make you any more desirable.
>>33410588We'll miss you wankers
>>33410588>us Brits will be permanently exiledI call fake news
If it's not though I agree, it's been good fun <3
>>33410529Left. A thousand times left.
>>33410596Almost right at the death of big Oz too. Very symbolic.
>>33410596>I call fake newsI'd love you to be right.
>>33410529Left hands down. No contest. I don't like looking at right at all.
>>33410587That would be my ideal man.
>>33410416Women should absolutely be paid equal and men should stop robbing us of labor and time.
>>33410593>I don't think crying will make you any more desirable.Whats that gotta do with my question?
>>33410612Who pays more taxes? Can you check?
alright men
imagine a pair of female hands brushing down your back
remember how lonely you are
realize how a can of beer is never that far away
>>33410617I don't like beer
>>33410601Well it's past midnight lel
>>33410617Hot
D:
Yum
>>33410617so you want me to pour the beer down my back and pretend its girl hands? okey.
>>33410616the highest earners are men and they all commit tax fraud so....
I just spent four hours jorking it to e-girls. I'm completely repulsive to foids now, right? Should I just kms?
Good night, /atoga/. I hate women.
>>33410561Fuck declan rice, fuck arsenal.
Damn, match threads on /sp/ and /pw/ are gonna suck without the brits..
>>33410591swimmers builds are the hottest it's not even a contest
>>33410625Hey, that's my line. It's not night time here, though.
>>33410628Good taste
>>33410624Just take a shower and do smth else
>>33410622Something women can never hope to achieve despite their best efforts. Men are superior once again.
>>33410617>imagineMore like remember
>Get engaged to my bf of 3 years over a year ago
>Share the news with his family, including his older sister and her highschool sweetheart boyfriend of 12 years
>She tells me privately she is really excited for me but she is surprised we got engaged “so soon”. She shares that her and her own bf are thinking about getting engaged soon, makes me promise not to tell anyone
>5 months after our engagement his sister and her bf are now also engaged.
>She goes to her brother privately and basically tells him that because she is older she deserves to have the wedding first and almost demands that we wait for her wedding to happen before we plan ours.
>She wants first choice of venue, colors, etc.
Some important context, weddings are major events in our culture. We are expected to have huge weddings and invite the whole family, that’s our tradition and everyone in both of our families has done it this way.
>Whatever idc if she wants to get married first, let her have her moment.
>She starts planning her wedding, she has been a bridezilla about the whole thing. She is making outrageous demands, I have already spent thousands on multiple dresses, travel, hair and makeup bookings, etc. HER wedding is nearly dominating me life at this point, I have no time to plan my own.
>It’s been over a year of being engaged at this point, her wedding is still many months away. Bf and I just decide fuck it, let’s get married now.
>Have a tiny, cheap ceremony in secret, plan to have a “real” wedding sometime in the future after hers. No one but the two of us knows that we are married
>Final straw is his sister tells her brother that we are not allowed to tell any of the extended family we are engaged because that will take attention away from her at her wedding. He must only refer to me as his girlfriend and lie if he is asked about proposal plans
I no longer even want a “real” wedding. Am I wrong to just tell everyone we already got married now and save us the headache?
>>33410638Indian or Russian
>>33410617haha maybe I can get t-boned by a semi on the way to the store
Do taller women need longer dicks?
Femanons left to go shlick to buff tall blue eyed chads
>>33410617>realize how a can of beer is never that far awayIt is, because why would I have beer at home.
Beer is trash.
>>33410638Just have your wedding. If she complains, tell her she should have done all of this years ago and you're not going to put your life on hold to accommodate her nonsense.
>>33410617All of this is unimaginable. I've never had a gf or even a fwb and probably never will, and I don't drink. Although, I might start. But not beer.
>>33410653you mean brown eyed
women hate blue eyes on men
dont you see all the social media memes hating on us
like nazis but backwards
>>33410651So you're both Chinese?
>I have already spent thousands on multiple dresses, travel, hair and makeup bookings, etc.How...?
Are you following her around or what!?
>>33410662>women hate blue eyes on menSkill issue
There were a LOT of korean girls at my gym today. And they were all cute! I wanted to talk to one of them, but they were all doing cardio and I don't like interrupting people doing cardio. I'll try to talk to them next time and get my own myaofriend irl. Maybe I can even upgrade one to girlfriend.
inb4
>how do you know they're korean
I dunno, I pulled the most useless superpower, and that power is the ability to distinguish Asians.
>>33410638>Am I wrong to just tell everyone we already got married now and save us the headache?Not at all anon, sounds like you have already dealt with it enough
Maybe in the future you and your husband will want to do a more traditional ceremony or something but it's your call
Also your bf's older sister sounds exhausting lol
>>33410665no woman has every complimented my eyes
>>33410669): I hope they do someday bro
How old and tall is fake NTA
>>33410662>like nazis but backwardssizan?
>>33410669yeah. best I ever got was a women telling me that my eye color looks "damaged". I got green eyes with brown and blue splotches in them
>>33410656The thing is that it’s hard to coordinate so many people to travel to where we live for the wedding. Plus there’s the fact that planning our wedding right now seems impossible with how much she has us doing for her wedding. Seeing how much stress her planning has put on her relationship and everyone else is making me not want to go through the same thing
>>33410663Yes, both Chinese. There are multiple ceremonies she is asking us to prepare for. 3 ceremonies on 2 separate days, so everything has to be booked and purchased in advance. Plus the cost of the bachelorette party that I had no say in planning, it was so expensive.
>>33410668She really is. I have tried to be understanding but it’s all starting to feel disrespectful at this point and it’s made me hate the wedding planning process. She has killed my excitement for my own wedding, but the most important part was always my husband. So now that we are married I don’t think I even care anymore.
Women what do you think of reddit.com/r/realitydick
Women
Have you ever made your boyfriend blush, if so how
>>33410669Skill issue. They've complimented mine.
>>33410677Still 7 inches taller than me...
>>33410679>starting to feel disrespectful at this pointYeah, I mean I'm not suggesting she's doing it on purpose/being malicious but it's a lot of headache for anybody to deal with, I'd probably get a bit "sick" of weddings also in that instance and want a breather
>the most important part was always my husband. So now that we are married I don’t think I even care anymoreSounds like you have your priorities straight desu, long as you two are happy together
Maybe you can have an anniversary party in the future or something idk
if i get married im gonna do it like my parents
dont have a wedding at all, just some joe blow with a marriage license pronounce us husband and wife and then rent a house somewhere nice for a few days and bang probably
>follow some small time nude model
>girl is so mentally ill she deletes her fansly and whatnot at least once a year
>realize I haven't heard from her in months
>check her telegram channel
>it's completely deserted with the last message being about how she goes to Moscow for sex and asks people to DM her about it
W-what are the chances she got killed by some freak.......??
>>33410673It's just QT with a new trip.
>>33410688who cares, not your problem, nothing you can do to help, not somebody you know irl, might as well not even be a real person
>>33410680why are all of the guys' bodies skinnyfat with patchy hair growth
>>33410685>Anniversary partyNot a bad idea. Less dates to remember that way too. Thank you!
>>33410693>why do redditors look like redditors
how much would I have to pay one of the femanons here for a back massage
>>33410704They'd rather kill themselves most likely
>>33410680Gonna be honest some of these "average" dicks look really small
>>33410684Are you a pocket sized girl
>>33410693What do you look like femanon?
>>33410706See why we don't believe any of the cope on here? lmao
>>33410692Yeah there is nothing I can do, I sent her a private message so I guess I'll see if she is still alive, but it'd still be sad if something happened to her.
>>33410667so you're cheating on me ?
wow. .·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.
>>33410688Hopefully she just moved on for some other reason and nothing untoward happened
>>33410689Time is a construct
>>33410693Skinnyfat gang
Also reddit
>>33410694>Less dates to remember that way too.Truth lol
Np
>>33410710I mean just look at this
https://www.reddit.com/r/realitydick/comments/1m8dj2v/that_big_ass_is_being_so_pleased_by_that_average/
Men act like women are supposed to be satisfied by average dicks when this is average according to them
>>33410706Their fat hides half their dicks
>>33410706Probably above average for reddit tho
>>33410691I'm taking it off now kek
Inb4 that guy seethes
>>33410716Escaping orbit is cheating? I thought you wanted me to be happy...
>>33410719I can't tell if that is a psyop by dicklets or misandrist women making fun of women.
But either way, it's a bit of weird subreddit...
>>33410726>>33410716also I concluded I probably couldn't beat your dad in Hapkido so I figured that was a sign that my chances were over
>>33410719>Men act like women are supposed to be satisfied by average dicksIts literally women that say this!!!!
We are all very much aware that women aren't satisfied by it
>>33410716Not like you posted any pics or vocas so far.
You might as well be a hairy man.
>>33410728oh fair enough he'd kill you :c
>>33410634Fuck. How do I acieve Chad status on tax fraud as a woman in current year?
EMILY IN PARIS IS PHIL COLLINS DAUGHTER>??????? ARE YOU JOKINGGG
>>33410734i did post a pic !!!
M,
is going on a date every week after meeting someone too frequent? I'm not the one setting them up- the girl that I matched with is.
>>33410737Sorry babe. Financial swindling is exclusively a male trait and activity.
>>33410739Yup Lily Collins lol, she's from my hometown, she's gorgeous
>>33410689One anon said his real birthday is in September, but he used to say June. He likes to lie a lot.
>>33410699Yeah, he just always copies me, lol. I have many fans here.
>>33410740And when was that supposed to be?
I can't find anything in the archive with your username.
>>33410741Holy shit, I would not survive today's dating market.
Is that not supposed to be okay? Is everyone just avoidant and not super up one anothers' assholes when they actually feel chemistry?
>>33410742But I'm oppressed etc
>>33410746Why is it called Emily in Paris if her name is Lily
>>33410748did u search for me ㅠㅠ
moids what would you think if you found out the woman you like or have a crush on masturbates? never had sex but sometimes i wonder if this fact would bother my future bf/man
>>33410749>super up one anothers' assholesDon't girls get the ick if you're too into them
>>33410741The problem isn't the frequency, but that she's the one planning and initiating dates. Should be you bro.
>>33410757I would not date a woman who does not masturbate.
>>33410749Yeah but when you're dealing with billions of dollars and men who have about as much concern for other people as an Auschwitz guard that card's not gonna help much
>>33410754Yes, I did just now.
Neither 4plebs nor archive of sins has that picture in the archive.
And it's not showing much anyway.
>>33410757Normal I wouldn't really care. If she didn't I'd be a bit concerned that her libido might be too low and sex would die eventually.
>>33410757I would be more concerned if she didn't
Why live knowing I will never plunge my 7” SWC in mayo’s tight little yellow pussy?
>>33410754Oh you went by "nyao nyao" for that post, nevermind.
>>33410750Because she is doing a bit of trolling
>>33410757What?
I don't understand what you mean.
>>33410757>what would you think if you found out the woman you like or have a crush on masturbatesI would think that they are a normal human being
>>33410747>He likes to lie a lot.Sorry FBI-chan (though I have revealed my b-day before if you were paying attention...)
Are asian people really yellow? I dont see it
>>33410760Don't use me as the geiger counter for women's attraction to men because evidently people aren't like this anymore. I get hyperfixated initially if I really like someone .
>>33410763I know, but I can dream. I'm risk averse as fuck, tbf. I wouldn't survive the world of finance at all.
>>33410757>found out the woman you like or have a crush on masturbatesOh, I know for a she does. She used to record audio of here doing it and release on the internet. That's how I found her.
>>33410617>imagine a pair of female hands brushing down your backNow you made me think of my first girlfriend.
>>33410778you can kinda see it on like 1st generation chinese
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What are women plotting on these apps?
>>33410779>people aren't like this anymoreTruly we live in the worst timeline
>>33410612>robbing us of labor and time?
>>33410778Kind of. Some are pale enough to be practically white, but others have varying melanin all the way down to a tan
>>33410790Stop calling it an app you fucking boomer.
>>33410773oh yaaa mb
had to change the name v.v
just took a hot steaming shower any femanons wanna fuck
>>33410778Black people aren't really black either.
>>33410800eww no wtf yourre gross fuck off with your nasty penis
>>33410802>>33410778Nor are white people really white
>>33410797I’m 33 years old and I was around for the advent of the internet. How is it not an app?
>>33410804thats it ive been radicalized into inceldom
>>33410802IM
FUCKING
PLYING
>>33410800you fuckin pervert gtfo hope your dick stays dry forever shrivels up and falls off
me and femanon in the timeline where she found me when I as a boy
>going through my old folders from highschool
>find dnd manual and really old hentai
wow
>>33410802>>33410810Is it weird that i find very very black women waaay more attractive than the usual black women?
>>33410814Dayum she fine af
>>33410797NTA
how is it not an app?
Women would you wear a bunny girl outfit for your bf ?
>>33410797What else would it be called?
>>33410820They're definitely striking.
Are there any bisexual/gay men that has experienced picrel?
>>33410824I have the same question but cat
>>33410824no i would make him wear it for me
>>33410833Being turned on by ur straight friends when it's not supposed to be like that,
>>33410820>>33410814darker the berry
sweeter the juice
>>>/gif/29168801>>>/gif/29175091 (where I want to live on the right btw)>>>/gif/29172760>>>/gif/29189866not *that* black but I love the contrast with the dick
>>>/gif/29168764
>>33410824that’s fuckin gay i swear men are becoming faggier by the second
myao do i have your permission to be attracted to asian women?
>>33410824>>33410831seconding cat outfit
especially the one with the kitty boob window
>>33410820Nah. Moids like exotic colours.
>>33410840>gif/29172760god i wanna try eating pussy so bad...
>>33410811It's a bunch of groups, like on facebook.
>>33410843sure !
not me tho
jh do i have you permission to be attracted to brazilian women?
>>33410847oh I fucked up, the parenthesis was supposed to be for the pussy eating one
It's fucking insane to me that most guys don't like eating pussy
>>33410830I don't get it.
>>33410850>not me thoaw man
>>33410850>not me thoNTA, but you told me that was cheating here
>>33410716So what am I supposed to do
>>33410844HEY I WANT THAT TOP
is there a matching bottom (ˊᗜˋ)
>>33410860>So what am I supposed to doIt means she wants you, but she doesn't want me
>>33410824You won't find a cookie cutter to fit me. My butt is much bigger than my boobs.
>>33410858i mean u could but just don't tell meeee
>>33410860that's not cheating !! i told anon that he shouldn't be attracted to me :c
Can I stay here for a moment even when the thread is about to die? I just really hate women
Women is it gay to eat pussy
>>33410865Yeah they don't sell em in 3xl
Women, is a man not wanting to eat pussy a deal breaker?
>>33410844>>33410862omg i want that top too
anyone want to see some of the outfits ive saved on pinterest?
>>33410840damn this one looks just like the mixed baddie I dated lol >>>/gif/29189807
>>33410867Why are u here then
>>33410855>fucking insane to me that most guys don't like eating pussyAgreed
>>33410846I grew up playing with barbie dolls and ponies
>>33410838Holy based
What would you wear though
>>33410873Let's see em
>>33410873Why'd you respond to me?
>>33408509That's a secret.
>>33410866>but just don't tell meeeeAm i too short for you?
>>33410873>anyone want to see some of the outfits ive saved on pinterest?Yes.
>>33410880>Why are u here thenJust to tell women how lucky they are, and should be thankful for having begin privileged
>>33410885how tall are you ?
>>33410862I'm sorry I didn't mean to get caught in some dadgum love triangle
>>33410861I'm only buying that for my wife
>>33410866Oh, I see how it is now.
>>33410840How can myao and kittyretard compete when atoga enters its jungle fever arc?
>>33410895the era of jh is back
>>334108905 foot nonya-business inches
>>33410895I'll always love asians. no one likes jews though.
>>33410897(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)
i guess we'll never know now
Women what's the biggest sacrifice you did to make guys like you?
>>33410899they kinda freaky
>>33410880>>33410886i want this top so bad
>>33410893fine I'll buy it myself
ehh ?? wdym "i see how it is now" ???
Did somebody say cat outfit?
*stumbles into atoga*
>>33410899Jew have nice tits
>>33410899there's some qt jews
>>33410909I got dibs on Elder cat poster in a cat outfit!
>>33410909No one said shit. Fuck off.
white people, is mayo really too spicy for you?
>>33410915But I just got back anon. What did I miss?
>>33410917>ignores me and replies to the mean replyokay i hate you now
>>33410848lol you are literally the boomer. It’s an app.
>>33410916No, but serrano is pretty much my limit.
is it true that cats are causing infertility or is that dog propaganda?
I'd believe it if there was something with poorly maintained kitty litter killing sperm though
>>33410916thought u were talking about me lols
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>>33410919>>33410848https://www.teaforwomen.com/
>Tea - Dating Safety for Women (app)>appHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Why are men so bothered by the Tea app?
>Be bad male
>Get posted
You deserve it
>Be good male
>No one posts you
Good job!
Hey, any 8/10 ladies wanna answer a specific question? First: I am looking to, like, go wild with myself once some money comes in. I want to join some kind of permanent... you know, carnival thing. Renaissance Faire! Those.
I want to just eat turkey legs and find my true love wearing some dorky outfit. I will be the tarot reader. And kinda like, I suppose, really Howls Moving Castle vibes personality wise. Now. Romantic or psychotic? Am I flying too close to the smutty romance novel sun? If it helps I'm extremely
>>33410916No, and the meme about black people being better at handling spicy food is a meme. I work at a food place and I've seen black people complain about food being way too spicy that I didn't think was very spicy at all. Asians are better at handling spice though, all of them go for the spiciest shit available.
>>33410924>lolsOhhhh this is just QT isn’t it?
>>33410928It's just women doing what they always do and talking shit about everyone behind their backs, even if they have to make shit up to gossip about.
>>33410928There are straight twinks who unironically get on the sex registration map to find women to hook up with
>>33410914>>33410918Anon I do not have my cat outfit yet. Sorry.
>>33410921Go look up toxoplasmosis
>>33410932Probably, wouldn't be the first time.
>>33410932Its always qt. Every "new" namefag poster is alwasy a qt larp
>>33410932ning ? im myao what
is qt an actual person or some name i don't understand ㅠㅠ
>>33410928Because I am shy and boring and have no idea how to talk with women plus I grew up in an abusive home of only women
>>33410933It’s women warning each other about men in their area who exhibit abusive behavior, or exposing things they lie about. How is this negatively affecting you?
>>33410944You’re not the kind of guy who would get posted on the app, you have nothing to worry about.
yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
>>33410939Oh yeah why blame the litter when it's just the piling cat shit from lazy people who don't clean
>>33410940Grim.
>>33410947I foresee many women using this app to find women to date. Women love abusive men, after all.
>>33410943myao, pls lurk moar. Your newfag is showing
>>33410947Women don't take interest in me in the first place, so none of this matters.
>>33410947so you make a tinder profile for the guy but with the bad stuff instead?
>>33410947>You’re not the kind of guy who would get posted on the app, you have nothing to worry about.Trust me, I have my burning out motives plus hate towards women for years of abuse and forcing me to change (quit alcohol, AGONY in the gym, quit doing stuff I like in order to fit) when they can just go around and be them
>>33410947I think the main concern is women making up shit about you just because you had a bad date
>>33410955im sollee (っ,,- ‸ - ,,ς)
>>33410952*to find men to date, fuck
I have many girl -friends but I struggle to get a girlfriend? I don’t get it. How can I set off the “safe” meter on many women, enough for them to be good friends with me, but I’ve yet to have a women who seems attracted to me…what am I doing wrong?
>>33410852No. What the fuck is going on?
>>33410957Sort of. It’s usually women posting a guy they’re seeing, and other women respond if they have had positive or negative experiences with him. Like
>Took me on a date once, didn’t feel a spark but he was such a gentleman and I thought he was really niceOr
>That’s my sister’s ex, they broke up when he hit her back in 2023As an example
>>33410960I don’t think that’s happening at all. Women are being pretty honest about their experiences, even if the only bad thing they have to say is something like political differences
>>33410967>NoReally? Shit
>>33410913Yes this is hott
>>33410906Pretty!! Snazzy design
I reckon you could pull it off
>>33410900Good to be black I mean back
>>33410909Yeah I did
Miaow
>>33410932No that isn't me you frickin schizo
I was literally chatting to her last night (about massive centipedes D:)
>>33410958>quit alcohol, AGONY in the gym, quit doing stuff I like in order to fitBruh you are literally choosing to do this stuff lol. It's good for you and you should be proud but no woman is "forcing" you to do this
>>33410968We moving already
>>33410906You should get it, it's cute.
>>33410982No not really. Love whoever the fuck you want. I won't judge you for being dumb enough to like Brazilians, and you won't judge me for wanting a white guy to drag his balls across my face.
>>33411040>you won't judge me for wanting a white guy to drag his balls across my facenah i'll still judge you
>>33411040only because my mom did the same thing
i fell asleep lol are people still using this thread or is there a new one