Thread 33407972

Previously: >>33405444

>>33407972 (OP)
Don't start new threads on page 8, you fucking idiot.

>>33407979
Uh, sir, do you have a question for the opposite gender?

Women why dont you like my specific traits and features?

>>33407972 (OP)
Based Tom Cruise edition. I love him so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOw5dKB_mQU

>>33407990
Tom Cruise is fucking weird

>>33407984
Idk what are they

>>33407992
Secret

>>33407991
Can't bruise the Cruise pal.

>>33407991
No. He is smart and successful.

>>33407997
He's a psycho scientologist

Women how many labubus and lafufus have you ordered?

>>33407999
He is not a psycho and Scientology is just a self-improvement group. Read about it.

>>33408002
>Scientology is just a self-improvement group.
HAHAHHAHA

Do you guys think we'll ever get a skies of arcadia sequel?

>>33407994
Yeah not a big fan of secrets

>>33407983
>Uh, sir, do you have a question for the opposite gender?
Why would anyone communicate with someone who starts new threads on page 8?

>>33407947
>Fucked up my voice for this joke and no one cared
lmao you guys suck

>>33408007
That's clearly Lelouch, Kallen, and CC

>after months of fuckery with the IRS finally manage to do my taxes
>remember that pajeet AI lost his job to a woman
>gf says she is coming over to fuck this weekend
>tfw I feel better already

>>33408011
Why would anyone communicate with someone who posts made up rules on an African Ice Fishing forum?

I hate women.

>>33408015
NTA but rules for us civilized folk and not ESL peasants like yourself

>>33408018
I'm bitter at women, but i can't help but love them

>>33408018
Hating women is chopped male behaviour

Women what would you do if your bf peed on you in the shower?

>>33408020
Damn, you got me good!

im 24 and my wife is 50

when i speak to new people they always notice my wedding ring and ask my age
then when i say im 24 they ask if my wife is the same age as me

should i just broadly say shes older or is it fine to say her real age? gender and thoughts pls

>>33408028
I am not your friend fuck off loser

>>33408026
It's just rational.
>>33408023
They don't want our love, so fuck them.

>>33408030
>I am not your friend fuck off loser
You seem VERY upset just because I posted a new thread that was on page 8.

>>33408031
>It's just rational.
You are delusional because nobody wants to have sex with you

>>33408029
What the fuck
That is such an insane age gap. She could be your mother

>>33408033
I’m ENTJ bro I literally despise all of you, what makes you think you are special?

ikea meatballs is the rules fag btw

I should have brushed my teeth tonight, but im already in bed

>>33408036
>ENTJ
ENTJ is the FAQ poster?
Well, that explains why he's such a loser.

>>33408039
Pajeet stinky breath

>>33408035
I like older women
But yeah i know its pretty extreme which is why im asking

Happened today a group of girls at work asked me about her age and i just said “quite a bit older”

>>33408027
Castration

>>33408040
>ENTJ is the FAQ poster?
I have broken literally every rule there is to break on 4chan are you genuinely retarded lol you cannot accept that another person would dislike you because you are a subhuman shameless pajeet shitter

>>33408034
There's no delusion, women are fucking intolerable.

>go through bf‘s pc and stumble upon the atoga FAQrules pasta
suicide fuel

>>33408046
I have a gf dude you’re just a loser

>>33408050
You're a women pretending to be a man to trick me into somehow agreeing with you. You use woman language.

>>33408045
>I have broken literally every rule there is to break
FAQ poster breaks his own rules, if anything a narcissist loser like you would make a thread with made up rules just so you could break them while try to enforce everyone else to follow them.
It fits your ugly personality so well.

>pajeet lost his job to AI and women
>decides to crash out by having melty in /atoga/
Lmao, the west is saved everybody!

How do i stop falling in love with people i already have a gf who i live with …

>>33408015
Not starting threads on page 8 is not a made up rule, it is universally agreed on.

>>33408057
/gioyc/ - head there.

>>33408029
Just don't wear a wedding ring.

>>33408065
He’s probably going to rope during Christmas time, perhaps we can let it “slide”

>>33408040
No one has posted a FAQ on here in years.

>>33408066
Your Pakistani mother gives me head every night benchode

>>33408067
I like to wear it so women arent scared of me and also i love my wife

To women. How bad is it if you find out the guy youre going on a date with has no friends. I am sober now and had to move on.

>>33408070
What do you have against those races?

>>33408071
>I like to wear it so women arent scared of me
You think married men never sexually harass anyone?

>>33408000
None, zero; they're weird.

>>33408073
I fucked a married paki woman and spat in her mouth and choked her with her hijab she loved it

>>33408063
>How do i stop falling in love with people i already have a gf who i live with …
You can't. You just need to recognise it as soon as possible and avoid the person completely as soon as you sense it.

>>33408029
If people ever meet her, they will assume you got groomed. 26 years gap is insane.

>>33408072
depends
if a girl has mother Theresa syndrome, she might find you attractive
but it's a huge red flag for me

>>33408076
where did you meet her? also more details

Women: Do you like being choked? And why?
Every girlfriend I've had wants to be choked and I don't get it at all, and it's weirding me out.

>>33408076
Why not indian woman?

>>33408072
NTA but all my exes regret breaking up with me, it confirms my theory of men don’t need women but women always need a man

>>33408078
We met online and she had actually told me she was 8 years younger than she is and i didnt find out until after we moved in together and i found her passport
But i like older women so i dont mind i was just sad she lied about it but i understand why

>>33408082
No, I don't really like being choked. I think they just have some weird power fetish.

>>33408084
they regret breaking up with you because the chad they chose over you only wanted sex not a ltr

>>33408085
I just hope you didn't plan on having any kids in your life, unless ending up with a Chris Chan is okay with you.

>>33408081
She was your mother, I fucked her while you were making threads with FAQ’s on page 8

>>33408086
They're all definitely into being submissive but choking always seems to come into it eventually. I'm not at all into it either and never have the heart to tell them.

>>33408088
Chris chan ended up as bad as he was because of his stupid neglectful boomer parents who refused to do anything regarding his severe autism

>>33408087
I was the chad, they chose their friends over me because I raised my voice at them and ended up alone with cats and vibrators, I am the single mother manufacturer

>>33408088
Weve had creampie sex probably close to a 1000 times and still no kids
And now her period has become irregular

>>33408073
He's Indian, he hates pakis with every fiber of his being despite the fact they're the same fucking people

>>33408093
I went to school with a few severe autists and that's just how it goes, you can only help so much when autism is at a certain point. One of them got taken away eventually since he kept stealing shit from people.

>>33408082
I have never felt the need to get choked.

>>33408082
>Do you like being choked?
No. And you should refuse. It's much more dangerous than people realise.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/jul/07/no-safe-way-risks-of-choking-during-sex

>‘There is no safe way to do it’...
>Now thought to be the second most common cause of stroke in women under 40, it can also lead to difficulty swallowing, incontinence, seizures, memory problems, depression, anxiety and miscarriage.

>>33408097
That may be true but his parents did NOTHING to address the issue. They made him so much worse and let him go down a dark path

>>33408097
One of the autists in my class shit his pants while changing for gym class so we all saw the shit coming out of his and then he had an autistic rage fit and went home

>>33408099
That's pretty bad. I do refuse and at most just put my hand on their neck, I've always been to uncomfortable to go beyond (which tends to have annoyed them).

>>33408099
My gf is a nurse and she taught me how to choke her properly without killing her but also seemingly wants me to kill her during sex

Are men really hornier than women? Also what the fuck is ovulating, is that when they get really horny? When that happens are they on par now?

>>33408104
>My gf is a nurse
rip

>>33408100
>blames the parents for making his own decisions as a fully grown adult
Tranny alert

>>33408104
>she taught me how to choke her properly without killing her
There is literally NO way to do it safely. Not killing someone doesn't mean you aren't doing long term damage.

>>33408102
Kek, there was one autist that would just wipe his dick out sometimes in class. He was pretty normal most of the time but would have sudden bursts of bizarre behavior. No clue what kind of autism he had, all I knew was it must be bad. He pissed on his desk once too but usually it was just wiping out his dick.

>>33408110
wiping it out like he wiped it on stuff or whipping it out if his pants???

>>33408109
Well ARE YOU a registered nurse?

>>33408104
>My gf is a nurse
Based. How hot is she and what kinda crazy shit do you get up to?

I went out with a nurse for a bit and she had a breeding kink, so it made it scary for me since she'd discussed seriously wanting kids soon and wanted to be a stay at home mother. She's no doubt ruined some other dudes life by now.

>>33408108
I'm not fully blaming the parents but he should not have had internet access.

>>33408110
Damn would he jerk it or just whip it out to air it
Always lol hearing those stories of niggas jerking in class

>>33408112
>whipping if
i meant to type of, retarded typos

>>33408082
I used to like it. It's just not worth the risk anymore. Hurt myself a lot doing it alone.

>>33408104
Nurses are insane harlots. I feel bad for you

>>33408114
need a harem of chubby asian nurses to breed

>>33408112
Sorry, I meant whipping it out but he did also kind just slap it on the desk sometimes.

>>33408116
Nah no jerking off, he'd just whip his dick out either in rage or in some kind of joyous way (like if you just got a jackpot on a slot machine).

>>33408117
WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER TYPO

>>33408104
>>33408114
>two of my exbfs are posting here
Weird.

>>33408114
>How hot is she and what kinda crazy shit do you get up to?
It is exactly what you think lol

>>33408120
>chubby Asian
Yuck, no, this nurse was a hot brunette from somewhere like Hungary or Bulgaria or some shit. Her parents were immigrants but she was from here, so no crappy accent or anything.

>>33408121
not to sound insane but he sounds awesome to watch

>>33408124
You gotta share a story or kink or something, nurses are the absolute best for degen stuff.

>>33408106
Nobody will ever know because NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN BOTH A MAN AND A WOMAN. OKKK?????

>>33408123
>washed up hag posting
Nobody wants to choke you and contract toxoplasmosis from your dirty kitty litter

>>33408126
A lot of them were really funny honestly. There was another autist that was really tall and fit since he loved P.E but he had a really high pitcued voice like a chipmunk and would blabber about how good he was playing in sports. He was a harmless and chill autist but impossible to have a conversation with.

>>33407990
>>33407997
>>33408002
They literally tried covering up Danny Masterson's rape case, have intimidated victims in the past by killing their dogs, stalking them, and even more shit. The leader of the church killed his wife and the LAPD refuses to do nothing about it, after he tried to kill his own father. And closeted Tom Cruise still slobber all over that guy's nutsack.

>>33408027
>Women what would you do if your bf peed on you in the shower?
We are in the shower. Why would I give a shit?

>>33408072
>How bad is it if you find out the guy youre going on a date with has no friends. I am sober now and had to move on.
If it's because he cut off his old friend group because they were bad for him, I would consider that a green flag.

>>33408082
>Do you like being choked?
Not really. I used to get choked a lot as a child.

>>33408106
>Are men really hornier than women?
Men want to fuck more often, but women are freakier.
>Also what the fuck is ovulating, is that when they get really horny?
Ovulation is when your eggs get released to be fertilized and when your hormones are telling you to get bred.

>>33408128
>nurses are the absolute best for degen stuff.
Facts. If a woman wears scrubs, 9 times out of 10, she's an absolute freak.

>>33408130
I'm not old, I don't own a cat, and someone does want to choke me.

>>33408080
Why is it such a red flag? Should I just lie about having friends

>>33408123
Based breeding kink enjoyer.

>>33408135
I actually wouldn't call it a kink. I just really want to have a baby.

>>33408132
>Facts. If a woman wears scrubs, 9 times out of 10, she's an absolute freak.
how do you meet one outside of working in medical services? are many nurses single? i need to know more about this life

>>33408133
You are posting on /atoga/ honey nobody is fucking you lol

>>33408143
Bitch I've been fucked WHILE posting on atoga.

>>33408141
You will never have one so why do you care? Data mining pajeet AI thread

>>33408132
>Men want to fuck more often, but women are freakier.
My gf is an outlier for sure, she's ready to go in an instant and wants me 4 or 5 times a day. She said a few weeks ago me grabbing her hip and kissing her goodbye made her want to drop down and blow me right there in public, it's insane.
Gotta say it also makes me feel like an absolute chad and peak male to cause that kind of stir in a woman.

>>33408139
You haven't trapped a guy yet?

To woman. After how many good dates with a guy would you be okay with him asking you to be his girlfriend, or is it better to not put a label on things and just go with the flow even if i want to be exclusive?>>33408145

>>33408145
>how low can someone sink to the bottom of the barrel
Right through the bottom apparently

>>33408135
>gf is into getting creampied
>absolutely does not want kids and has some illness which means she probably cant
>fill her up twice a day sometimes
Heaven is on Earth.

>>33408145
Anon thinks this is the peak of his/her career

>>33408145
Same dude lmao

>>33408151
I think people that have to have the talk to be exclusive are fucking weird. If I keep spending time with someone, being intimate and all that, I assume that this means something to them too. So far I have never come across a man that felt the need to date multiple girls at the same time.

>>33408145
I'd love to do this with my gf but I'm always afraid she'll start looking into these threads and recognize me fro questions or something.

>>33408158
Wait, so your gf is a nurse or someone above just stole a pic from you and faked?

>>33408160
DM me at @therealENTJ

None of you girls are like hackers, right?
Because one of my biggest fears is my internet history being known by a girl and her knowing everything I've jerked to especially the things I'm not proud of nutting to.

>>33408156
It's not important to me, but it completely shits on the anon's assertion. That's the only reason I mentioned it.

Women:
Who are you to judge what makes a man worthy of love or even attractive or not when you probably regularly browse not just this thread but this shithole website in general?
I remember asking all my friends what they thought of 4chan being taken offline and pretty much all of them said the same thing:
“Good I hope it doesn’t come back”
Do you realize that any argument you have is nullified because you are a pick me girl on the incel loser capital on the planet?

>>33408145
She gets so mad when he replies to her cute

>>33408150
I don't want to trap a guy. I want to marry and have a kid with a guy who's excited about and committed to being a parent as much as I am.

>>33408106
>Are men really hornier than women?
Male sex drive is much more indiscriminate, much less situational, much steadier (where women's fluctuates wildly from high to low), and much more affected by what's going on in the genitals (while women's is much more affected by what's going on in the brain).

So men are just horny, full stop, and want to have sex, full stop, and don't care much who they have it with. Women get *extremely* horny for specific people, but don't generally go around feeling like they'd happily fuck anyone.

Both male and female drive is strongly affected by hormonal state, but women take a month to go through a cycle, while men go through their cycle six or seven times in a day.

Sexually speaking, women are much more affected by emotion than men: if she's upset, or angry, or feels unattractive, her sex drive completely switches off. This doesn't happen to men, and it's the reason why men falsely accuse women of "witholding" sex.

Women don't really have an equivalent of men's drive increasing as they store up more seminal fluid.

Women generally have a much greater capacity for sex than men. It's not unusual for a woman to have a dozen orgasms and still want to keep going. That's quite rare in men. Men tend to want sex more in between sex, but less during sex.

>Also what the fuck is ovulating, is that when they get really horny? When that happens are they on par now?
Were you not taught ANY reproductive biology in high school? Ovulation is when the ovary releases an egg ("ovum"). If there are any live sperms around in her body at that point, that's when she'll get pregnant. At or just before ovulation is usually when a woman is most horny, but typically there's a second horny stage either before or on her period.

>>33408164
Guys this woman is obsessed with me send help

>>33408171
Idk what this is, but I don't give you permission to screenshot and save my posts.

>>33408160
Entj doesn't have a gf and he stole those pics. That's why he always "watermarks" his real pics; he steals most of the pics he posts so he assumes other people will steal his.

>>33408166
Seethe some more.

t. non-incel male

>>33408163
Be afraid, be very afraid.
I once had a bf that I managed to sync his stuff to an old burner of mine and I kept checking out the porn he was watching in real time because he kept using incognito and delete his browser history. It was very - insightful.

>>33408166
Sure, but what will you do about it? Stop me?

Me (m) let my hair grow out to about shoulder length.
Why did nobody tell me how fucking much of it would come out in the shower, I make a damn mess every time I shower.
I mean I guess it's the same amount as before, except now every strand is a lot longer.
Also my hair is quite curly so I don't brush it often, hence all the loose hair stays in there until I shower

>>33408160
He pays prostitutes and drives them in his 2004 BMW and makes them watch TV in his rental while he gets hard posting about other indian men on 4chan.

>>33408173
>I don't give you permission to screenshot and save my posts
What are you gonna do call your lawyer lmao

>>33408177
Oh god how horrifying
That would be so embarrassing. And it's even worse because you know what I'm watching yet you say nothing about it

>>33408179
The Norwood judgement cometh for thee

>>33408185
Dw, I used the collected data to milk him even better.

Just found this femcel gem
https://www.reddit.com/r/LetGirlsHaveFun/

Women, what happens if you're bf starts Norwooding and the pillow is covered in hairs every morning?

>>33408187
Hot, but for me it's terrifying because I'm very embarrassed and ashamed by what I've nutted to. Having no secrets is very scary

>>33408167
I hate you guys.

>>33408191
Yes, thats why I have to use hackerman skills to undermine your insecurity because you keep standing in your own way.

>>33408166
Who hurt you enough to make you go on a rant?

>>33408195
God I hope it was me but I have been well behaved itt, so I doubt it.

>>33408195
ENTJ probably

>>33408186
Not yet, I don't think
That's one of the few genetic lotteries I have won I think

>>33408192
Obsessed.

>>33408197
That fat indian couldn't hurt a fly if he tried.

>>33408193
Its just that indulging in some kinks is not something I really want to do except in my fantasies. Also, judgement...

>>33408149
>men say they appreciate this sort of obsession and sex drive
>after a couple months, guys always start asking for more breaks in between sessions or for less actual penetration in general
You're all liars.

>>33408205
Obviously. I‘m mainly joking anon, ofc you should be allowed some privacy. I am just so curious to know everything about a man I am interested in. I can‘t help it, but I am trying to stay reasonable.
Speaking of curious, mind telling me what you watch that you don‘t want people to know?

>>33408208
You are bad at sex.

>>33408141
>how do you meet one outside of working in medical services?
Dating apps, really.
>are many nurses single?
There is a high turnover rate for partners. Long hours, high stress, etc tends to take a toll on a relationship, assuming she doesn't cheat.

>>33408189
That sub is infested by moids. Go to r/femcelgrippysockjail where men are not allowed to post or comment

>>33408212
I'm definitely not bad at sex. I'm not an expert, but I've had experts say I am good, at least.

>>33408208
Where did I say that exactly? We're 6 months in and have not slowed down. Seems more like it's increasing desu.

>>33408210
*sigh*
Take a guess...

>>33408212
She’s not having any as ENTJ quite clearly outlined already

Females,
There's been a few occasions in my life where I see women look at me from afar, one or two of the giggle and stare at me. I take it as they're making fun of/gossiping about me.
More recently, I exchanged a few friendly words with a girl at a hostel lounge, it was a very basic and short "hey where are you from" conversation.
Later that night, I saw her talking to her friend after she had looked at me, she whispered something in her ear, the friend looked at me and smiled and they left, both staring at me.
I had just gotten out of a relationship with a girl I met at a hostel, super hot compared to any girl I've been with in my home country, she showered me with compliments I was unfamiliar with, like I was like a rockstar and ive probably fucked 100's of girls (it's 10). Couldn't tell if she was just lovebombing since we're apart now.

What could they have been saying? I didn't ask her out or compliment her, it was a very basic intro. What could I have done? I shyly looked away when one of them was staring at me. They were both as hot or hotter than my hostel ex. Am I more attractive than I thought? What leeway do I have in these situations? Could/should I have gone up to or followed them? I was busy at the time, but for the future.

>>33408213
>There is a high turnover rate for partners. Long hours, high stress, etc tends to take a toll on a relationship, assuming she doesn't cheat.
hmm. so in those circumstances when im talking with a nurse, taking a chance on asking her out isnt such a bad idea maybe?

>>33408215
Well maybe you're special then.

>>33408216
Idk, there is endless porn one can watch and feel ashamed about. Loli hentai? Tranny ass gaping? Scat?

>>33408213
>r/femcelgrippysockjail
ENTJ would have a field day with this one

>>33408222
No... ntr...

>>33408224
Nice…

Had sex with someone multiple times who I was interested in as a potential partner until he wanted to tell everyone and decided that keeping it from people (mutual friends)was “lying” and didn’t feel right and it gave me the ick I have since then cut it off and still would like to remain friends but that whole ordeal has changed my perspective of him and I don’t understand why would he even let himself ruin a good thing like that?

Women and men, state gender
Why does the school system and your parents and even to an extent the government (through public broadcasting) and even somehow your friends tell you to
>be yourself and especially be different! That’s what makes this world great!
When in reality if you act like a true individual you usually get isolated, bullied, and become a pariah? Have I just stumbled across a psyop?

>>33408166
Nonsensical incel rant

>>33408228
Forgot to mention, I’ve been avoiding him

>>33408214
Those experts must have a humiliation fetish for ruined orgasms.

>>33408212
>walks into thread
>embarrassed herself
>leaves

>>33408229
What they mean is to have genuine interests, a personality and be creative with it, instead of trying to be a blank slate. They mean become a successful artist or do that non-profit project you have thought about. Not be a useless, degenerate slob. What they mean is to be your ideal self, not your actual self.

>>33408219
Tl;dr women looked at me from afar, smiled/giggled very obviously. Wat mean

>>33408234
The guy said that having to focus on pulling put did make the sex less impulsive and therefore a little less fun, but he showered me with so many other compliments that I didn't feel he cared that much.

>>33408239
You are have the autism

>>33408229
>be yourself and especially be different! That’s what makes this world great!
Usually works for me

Hey women. If youre in bed with a guy on your first date after hooking up, how dry does your pussy get if he asks you to be his girlfriend?

>>33408237
But that means if I say we need the government to treat water I’m a statist and my whole family should be raped?

>>33408225
I'm very ashamed of it. I dont think I could EVER actually go through with... you know... it IRL but like verbal stuff maybe.

>>33408241
I know, it takes a special kind of girl to even give me a chance, I burn through any charm/attraction with my awkwardness very fast. I'm going to try to say minimal things next time.

>>33408244
Yes. They don‘t mean be a bitter angry seething do-nothing. If it bothers you that much then you should enthusiastically get into politics and BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD, not ooze impotent rage on a daily basis

>>33408228
>>33408233
You didn't get the ick, you're just afraid of how you'll be perceived for having sex on the regular without being in a relationship.

>>33408243
Not a gurl, but if she's above a 7/10 or more attractive than you, very fast.

>>33408246
Well yeah, many things sound exciting in theory but would suck irl. It‘s wise to know that and not make the mistake of thinking you want to actually try all these things that get you off. But one can play with it, share fantasies, indulge in what if scenarios with no intent to do anything about it etc. Pretty sure there‘s lots of girls that would not mind that.

>>33408249
No, I did want a relationship but I wasn’t sure yet and him trying to tell everyone our privacy made me really uncomfortable

Why do lesbians spend 99% of their time hating on men?

>>33408258
Because as a man you only notice those that do that.

STATE SEX
HORNY STATES ON 0 - 10 RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>33408179
Have you considered combing your hair before you wash it?

>>33408258
>Why do lesbians spend 99% of their time hating on men?
I spend 99% of time thinking about my fiancée and the other 1% thinking about Age of Empires II.

>>33408263
F, 3

>>33408263
M
8, about to hit a 9 when I'm going to help relax myself and then heading out.

>>33408263
M, Oscillating between about 3 and like 7?

women what sex position do you need for 7" girth

>>33408253
>one can play with it, share fantasies, indulge in what if scenarios with no intent to do anything about it etc
>pretty sure there‘s lots of girls that would not mind that.
Yeah I could do that. I don't like sharing, if a girl is mine than she is mine, but some playful dirty talk would be niiiiice

>>33408216
>Take a guess...
CP?

>>33407972 (OP)
Why do women think they are high value?
Bitch, if you were high value you wouldn't be dripping my cum before you even knew my surname.

>>33408270
Why would I need specific positions for that?

>>33408258
Typically there was one male figure in their life that made them that way. Butch lesbians are the proto-femcels.

>>33408270
I need advice on this too except for 8.5 " girth

>>33408264
Yeah that gets a lot of it out but not everything.
I guess it depends on how thorough I am

>>33408228
Did you warn him you were going to react like that?

>>33408272
Yeah, sex should be playful, not this dead serious thing. I hope you find someone to have fun with someday.

>>33408273
Ahhhhh, its not illegal...
Just follow the convo with the other anon

>>33408270
>women what sex position do you need for 7" girth
I'd need a speculum, Jesus Christ.

>>33408265
You must have a boring ass life

ok gender, i am doing more analyses. who wants one? state gender and three facts about yourself.

>>33408263
M
probably like a 3, weird thing to put after the top post, but i've been planning to crank it this evening since like 1pm (it is 3:34am, looks like executive dysfunction won again)

>>33408284
alright so what can the guy do for you

>>33408286
Boring ass life, but a hot ass wife

>>33408258
>Why do lesbians spend 99% of their time hating on men?
Have you *seen* men?

>want to listen to German ASMR
>it's all mommy shit
This is so fucking annoying, are all German men just retarded like this?

>>33408291
It lends itself to dommy stuff because of the nazi association

Pizza is probably one of the grossest foods. I do not understand why women love it so much.

>>33408270
>women what sex position do you need for 7" girth
There is *no* position that makes that enjoyable.

>>33408282
Thank you. It would legit take a hacker girl like you to know about it because I'll be thinking about it but never say a word of it unless they somehow found out.

>>33408294
Sounds like you either have never had good pizza or your palate is all fucked.

>>33408170
This was very insightful

>>33408274
Having sex with you makes someone low value?

>>33408294
This nigga has never had good pizza

>>33408296
Why would you think she would not be able to pick up on it simply by observing you closely?

>>33408294
You poor, deluded fool.

>>33408301
Because she just wouldn't? I wouldn't know how she would know by observation

>>33408282
i appreciate you. my ex somehow caught on to a kink i didn't even realize i had (praise/light pet play), and it has turned out to be one of my favorites. really no idea how she did it, but girls with your attitude are a true blessing

>>33408291
https://youtu.be/_umURf8h1i8

>>33408288
>alright so what can the guy do for you
Lots of lube and patience.

>>33408294
There are men that make pizza their entire personality.

>>33408263
>HORNY STATES ON 0 - 10 RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Like a 6. I'm not entirely sure because I'm working out, so there may be a 2 point margin for error.

>>33408297
>>33408300
Pizza as a food is gross. It does not matter how "good" it is. The taste does not matter. Because it will always be GROSS.

>>33408303
I guess it depends on the girl. But don‘t you think it would be sad that you would have to keep a whole part of yourself a secret forever? Sounds exhausting and lonely.

>>33408307
>bread, tomato sauce and cheese is gross
Ok

>gf wants to yap
>its just her switching between how she thinks I'm a trash person, wants to rape and kill me with a 10 inch dildo and how she loves me and begs me to never leave her

>>33408306
male hands

>>33408306
>male ASMR
Fuck off.
That's even worse.

>>33408312
she is likely already cheating or she will very soon
bpdemons dont know loyalty and will ruin your life just to feel something

>>33408313
Kys

>>33408315
It's for relaxation. Stop being a fucking gooner about everything.

how to cope with have a family drop a bombshell that entails the revelation that another family basically ruined your life and got away with it?

>>33408318
Absolute retard.

>>33408309
Kinda sad but I'm just too prideful. I wouldn't call it lonely. Exhausting, I guess yeah.

What's it mean when girls smile n talk about you from afar

>>33408305
Thank you. Thankfully I grew out of stalking people and disrespecting their privacy like that, I now think that being attentive to them as a whole, picking up on tiny cues and see where they lead and making someone feel comfortable enough to be vulnerable is a much better and more rewarding way to find out more. I appreciate men that can be playful with their sexuality a lot too. Sex can be so entertaining and exciting if done right.

>>33408320
depends, what was the revelation and how'd it ruin your life? i would mostly be pissed that my family kept it from me

>>33408318
YWNBAW
You should at least put a bit more effort into the larp, agp faggot.

Why does it feel like we're moving to a point where women and men literally cannot even coexist.

>>33408322
>prideful
Understandable, vulnerability is very scary and can end up biting you in the ass

>>33408328
Because we do. How sad.

Whats the biggest hint you ever missed?

Mine was a girl having her friend take pics of her with me in the background so it looked like she was kissing me (in high school)
Another was this girl who would always pet my hair in the halls when she saw me also in hs

>>33408328
Qatar and Saudi Arabia is funding the wedge between men and women. I've seen the biggest femcels suddenly become married to a muslim and become his personal concubine and feel enlightened and freed in the act.
It also makes birthrates plummet even more while islamists get imported en masse and pop out 4 to 5 children.

>>33408326
tldr,
>have opportunity to receive a VERY large sum of money
>extended family member intercepts it and literally just gives it away
>turns out being a 'crab in a bucket' and completely dysfunctional is a core trait of my family
think how youd turned out if your family were the social equivalent of crackheads AND did the same conniving as above

>>33408329
It really can. I dont know how a girl would Sherlock deduce my fetish but that would be crazy. Would make me think what else I can't hide

>>33408331
Idk, I have always been an entitled bitch and assumed people had a crush on me by default.

>>33408325
i agree, very little sexual experience with others but +1 to the playfulness aspect, absolutely no idea why people don't have that more. it's crazy because culturally we'll talk about sex using gamelike terms. sex toys, x-play, "fun", fooling around, etc. but then the actual act itseld is like treated as the complete opposite by most people, it seems like. i am a complete and utter hermit, very inexperienced at 30 with basically only her as a genuinely sexual partner, so idk maybe this is more common than i think but it sure doesn't seem that way to me. personally, i get off to my partner getting off, so maybe i am incentivized to be playful and invite them to share and experiment

>>33408324
Either youre hideous and they're mean ir youre attractive and they're letting you know. Stop being a pussy

>>33408336
You can‘t not communicate. Even what you don‘t do or say or think says a lot about you and can reveal hidden stuff about you by association. Ofc those will just be assumptions, but she could use those assumptions to carefully steer things into that direction to reveal more. Lets just hope that someone this interested in what you are hiding has no intentions to use your secrets against you.

>>33408331
I had the "I need someone to pretend to be my date for this party" trick used on me twice and both times I went off on a tangent about how much I hate parties

>>33408328
Because Indian uber drivers can't stop sexually assaulting female passengers.

>>33408270
>women what sex position do you need for 7" girth
If you are genuinely that size, you need to understand that, for most women, it will always be an issue. This doesn't mean you can't ever have PIV sex, but you will never be able to just forget that the issue exists and do it. You'll need to spend a LONG time getting get her turned on with hands and mouth; make sure she has a minimum of two orgasms before you try PIV; spend a LONG time very gently stretching her out (a well-lubed rabbit may help); use gallons of lube; choose a position like cowgirl where she can precisely control the depth and speed herself; DO NOT thrust up into her or pull her down onto you. And for the love of God, don't try anal.

Of course, vaginas vary a lot, so you might get lucky and find a woman who is unusually loose.

Oh and buy condoms that actually fit you. Even an "XL" one of the regular brand will be too tight.

>>33408263
Male
My wife is on a business trip so im fighting the urge to fap

>>33408334
oh, my family is like that for sure, my mom especially. how i cope is this: my mom is a damaged person, fucked over by a traumatic childhood. how she acts is unacceptable, though i hold no grudges or animosity though i probably should (meh, just not that kinda guy), nevertheless its best if distance is kept cuz the more involved she is in life, more complicated life gets. i live far away, talk to her maybe once a week or two, visit occasionally once or twice a year, and i think that's good enough for me. obviously different from your situation, but whatever your situation is, i think maximally charitable compassion is always a good place to start.

>>33408263
M
It was at 0 when I read this question, but thinking about my horny level has raised it to 2.

>>33408338
It takes two to play. A playful person can maybe get someone that can‘t let lose to relax a bit and a inhibited person can make a playful person feel awkward and clam up. The ideal will always be two people that have been able to preserve their lightness in how they handle their and others sexuality coming together. In general I feel like those types of people naturally pull each other in since it often also shows in other areas of their character or life. I feel like the best bet is people that have not forgotten how to have fun, enjoy themselves and not be obsessed with how they are perceived all the time. Which I do think has become much harder now than it was twenty years ago when you did not feel like you are constantly observed and compared and only one step away from having your life ruined because you did something stupid. It is what it is. Still always lovely to bump into people that haven‘t forgotten yet.

>>33408350
Poor woman. Why would you laugh at her

>>33408263
f
8 :o

>>33408270
I've only ever tried using a toy that thick, and no position made it comfortable to take it.

>>33408340
>Lets just hope that someone this interested in what you are hiding has no intentions to use your secrets against you.
Yeah that's the main thing I'm scared of. Gotta filter those BPDemons and super crazy bitches.

>>33408348
>choose a position like cowgirl
>risking falling to your death on that dick
You're braver than I would be.

>>33408267
And now I'm slowly coming down to a 5 or 6 again.
Have to get ready.

>>33408355
MASTURBATE
RIGHT
FUCKING NOW

>>33408263
M
6

>>33408363
cause an anon told me so?? sure!

>>33408353
ironically enough, i think she was quite sexually open before, but i am an extremely hmm lets say being-vulnerable-to-others averse person (hence 30 year hermitude) and she had a lot of sexual trauma specifically around guys, so our situation was more like two people making each other increasingly vulnerable. the oppenness was also our downfall, though, flew too close to the sun with that and she had to break things off and cut contact. anyway, i say this because i think we're a complete mentally ill antithesis to your model there lmao but it would probably be fair to say we were both sexually playful in spirit

>>33408342
Based autismo

>be man in his 20's
>be on low social status ladder
>try to make a career
>get told by all the old men and young/old women that I should just stick to a factory job
Why the fuck do I constantly get told just to go work 16 hours a day for minimum wage like it's my only purpose by old boomers and women? Why can't I work myself up on the ladder and have some free time to myself? Feels like society just sees me as a workhorse.

>>33408331
i learned a friend of mine had a crush on me on and off from 2018 onwards. got bad enough at times that she had to actually cut contact eince she was already in a relationship, interestingly enough

>>33408367
NO BECAUSE YOU ARE AT 8 HQ (THAT'S HORNI QUOTIENT)
ENJOY LIFE
RELASE KRAKEN

>>33408350
>femcelgrippysockjail
0.5% chance that post isn't written by a tranny

To a guy in here thats married. If one of your best friends went through a hypomanic episode and told your wife how sexy he thought she was and how attracted you've always been to her would you ever be able to forgive him?

>>33408374
Don't listen to boomers. Tell them to fuck off. This generation already hates boomers for fucking up the world for us.

>>33408372
I would've done the exact same thing in that scenario if I was him. And than realize I was a retard because my autistic brain that takes things literally didn't notice it was a trick. And how would I know that when they could've just been honest? Fucking women...

>>33408384
My friends wife used to ask me these things. Im this guy
>>33408379

>>33408132
That just sounds based. They're a powerful group.
>“The goal of Scientology is making the individual capable of living a better life in his own estimation and with his fellows and the playing of a better game.” —L. Ron Hubbard

>>33408384
>if I was him
>Fucking women...
I'm a woman and both of the men in >>33408342 were self-described aspies

>>33408379
No

>>33408394
She would always say things to me like "if I never met (my friend) I would have married you" in front of him and tell me "i love you" after saying "I love you" to him. Idk man. I feel terrible. Maybe in 20 years or something

>>33408378
The post outright wouldn't make sense if it was written by a trans woman

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33408393
Wait 2 guys? I see him just talking about himself and don't see any mention of aspie

Women, thoughts on a guy owning/enjoying sex toys?

>>33408410
Why would you ask the gender that doesn't believe in equal rights?

>>33408410
I wish every guy got a fleshlight instead of deathgripping himself numb

>>33408402
>>33408379
You write so confusingly.

>>33407972 (OP)
I want a woman now, say it girlie, say what you want!

>>33408413
Mostly because I am not interested in the sexual opinions of men. Men that give unsolicited opinions on dating/sex are all faggots unironically. I will never understand how andrew tate got as popular as he has, but as the pendulum swings back to anti-gay, call it a hunch we're gonna see ppl like him disappear

>>33408424
God I cannot wait for the pendulum to swing back to everyone calling rightoids faggots

>>33408421
Sorry. I havent tried talking to people in a long time. How can I clarify?

>>33407972 (OP)
>Women are but machines for producing children
Femanon, how do you reply to this without sounding mad?

>>33408414
That's why you should only date men who get off through PIV, not masturbation (1 girl per week if need be)

>>33408410
I'd love that. I have a ton of sex toys, too. We could put different dildos of mine in his fleshlights and we could make up personalities for them.

>>33408402
Not that it's any excuse but yeah hypomania can make you say weird shit like that, take what she said with a pinch of salt
I lost a couple of friendships that way also, I've said much worse things...
I don't really understand why you feel bad about something she said though

>>33408427
So are men. We all just exist to fuck.

>>33408425
I can, leftoids have utterly ruined the only redeemable parts of industrial society explicitly. Literally all that is left now are the dystopian parts, and they are ACTIVELY pursuing its development. If we were a smart species, we would nuclearly purge all leftists and any country that refuses to deindustrialize.

>>33408426
Use placeholder names, I guess?
You switch from he/she
>how sexy he thought she was
to you/her
>how attracted you've always been to her

Either be frank that you are that cunt or fuck off, desu.

>>33408435
I can't express to you how fucking stupid this post is

>>33408374
Boomers lived in a time where you could work full-time in a factory and save up for a house, they're clueless as to modern economics

>>33408432
bro woke up to piss and hopped on atoga
you need 2 more hours of sleep

>>33408440
So the fucking stupid post accomplished more than you could? Kinda sad, no? ;-)

>>33408331
Damn those are pretty big hints lol you doofus...
Years ago my roommate's gorgeous blonde friend invited me over to help her assemble IKEA furniture on a Friday night (she put her number in my phone as " the babe"); she dolled herself up, bought pizza and kept pouring glasses of wine, but after chatting on her bed til like 2am I just went home

>>33408435
He says, as he posts on 4chan through his computer.
Go live inna woods, emo.

>>33408432
>I lost a couple of friendships that way also, I've said much worse things...
Mind sharing?
>>33408439
I said horrible things but was in the midst of a hypomanic episode induced by getting sober after nearly dying from alcohol (hospitalized). I did a horrible thing. I just wonder if my friend would ever consider forgiving me in time. Also, she would say those things to me that I mentioned before that really fucked with my head

>>33408443
>you need 2 more hours of sleep
I slept almost 5 hours though which is more than I normally do lol
Gonna play some vidya

>>33408258
In my experience they never think about men, you are so far away from things they care about. You probably saw a post on Reddit and having a incel moment

>>33408447
Sorry, not an argument. Also, emo is an objectively insane word to associste with anything I said.

>>33408451
Insane you think I want to have an argument with you. lmao
But it fits with your whiny emo attitude.

>>33408444
That is the second lamest reply I've ever read on 4chan

>>33408444
What is this fedora-tier "hehe gotcha ;)" reddit tier posting.

>>33408440
You dont seem to understand how retarded you are either and how much the things you want and praise are destroying society. Marxists like you are a plague upon mankind.

>>33408452
Ok still not an argument though
>>33408454
Now it is the fourth
>>33408455
Makes pretty effective bait, idk

Are "hypomanic episodes" where you try to fuck your friends' wives real or are they another sperm cramp thing

>>33408462
It's people with BPD or bipolar being honest in that they don't care if they hurt others, they just want to be selfish.

>sister is self employed
>looks down on me and my mom
>find out she makes barely 1000 dollars a month
>part time wage is even higher in my country
How can I kick this bitch off her high horse? She treats me and my mom like shit, never cleans up after herself and is rude and arrogant to my mom.

>>33408460
Bait? You're just telling these anti-white degenerate freaks the truth. That's what leftism is, anti-white degeneracy. Anybody hating on you hates whites, guaranteed.

>>33408465
Keep going.

>>33408464
>part time wage is even higher in my country
Damn I wanna move there
Anyway maybe just ask if she can do a bit more around the house (maybe make a cleaning rota or something) and that you feel she's disrespecting your mom

>>33408466
I'm doing other shit rn, leave me be

>>33408462
Guess how I know youre an ugly woman?

How do we encourage women to read

I slept well thanks for asking

>>33408470
>Anyway maybe just ask if she can do a bit more around the house (maybe make a cleaning rota or something) and that you feel she's disrespecting your mom
I got fired from my job recently and she states "she's the only one working (mom is retired) so that means I'm free from chores".

We literally only ask her to clean up after herself since she makes a fucking mess in the bathroom, kitchen, etc. She is keeping veggies and cleans them off weeds and is too tired to clean up the weeds and tells me its my job.

Her boyfriend kicked her out so she had to come back and live at my mums place.

>>33408472
Giving hardcore raging bitter seething femcel legbeard obese feminazi child-free furbaby cat lady manhater mass abortion society-feller vibes by questioning a man's moral integrity

>>33408475
How to encourage PEOPLE to read is the more important question because everyone is retarded. I felt so weird in high school reading at college level while everyone else struggled with 6th grade shit. I could not understand why people are so retarded

>>33408483
Men already read and are intellectually stimulated by people like Adam Tooze, Jordan Peterson, Pierce Morgan etc etc

>>33408484
men only read instagram slut comments

>>33408486
Men don't care about Instagram sluts...

>>33408488
the jokes in there are funny

>>33408484
>men are stimulated by piercing morgan
huh..

>>33408484
Letting yourself be "stimulated" by the zionist retards like Jordan Peterson is letting yourself become indoctrinated.

>>33408458
Look around you, and look at the shit society you and your kind have created. I look forward to the pendulum swinging back to the side of freedom rather than whatever repressed bullshit you're on.

>>33408000
None. Weird fad.

>>33408486
ok i sont use instagram or social media, but like unhinged gooner porn comments are some of the funniest things on this planet imo

>>33408491
Lol, he has a point you know

>>33408037
I kinda figured since he's dutch or w/e.

>>33408163
Like two of them are, one is a glowie.

>gf invited a guy friend (who is in a relationship) over before they went out for a catch-up drink
>only happened because I stood her up accidentally due to a miscommunication (this is all 1 month in essentially)
>every so often that night comes up when she brings him up by name and each time one detail seems different than before
>"he didn't stay the night" to "he was over just until I got ready so we could go to the bar" to "we were a month in im able to see a friend as I please"
>eventually just turns defensive about the whole thing whenever it comes up and says how it can't keep being brought back up and dwelled on
>remember the night she was messaging him back when we were on the couch and she laughed due to forgetting he was only a year younger than me and not still the age she'd last seen him as years ago
>he replies back something like "is that why we never tried anything?" which she gets a little weirded out by yet still had a catch-up with him
>remember she has him down on snap as "King Schlong" complete with all the above
Am I supposed to bring this shit up again or just let it bother me into being single? This isn't normal behaviour right? Snapchat is just a red flag anyway these days if you're over a certain age no?

>>33408492
Jesus christ how fucking delusional. Gen Z is done with the retardation of liberalism. What you see now is YOUR WORK, not mine. Society and our cohesion has been broken. The pendulum isn't swinging in your favor, you fucking troglodyte, it's swinging into your balls.

Gen Z wanted 50,000 deportations a day and we only got 800. We are so much more conservative than what you want to accept.

me and my gf use the pull out method. she is adamant about it, borderline paranoid, but i’ve noticed during cowgirl she will keep going when i say im close, i have to physically get her off me. what the fuck is up with that? is cowgirl that hot for the girl?

>>33408258
Trauma

>>33408501
Don't blame other people for YOUR handiwork. Take some responsibility. I know it's hard for your kind, but do try.
It's your people who want me to sign away my personal details so I can get a license to fucking watch porn. It's your people who want to get payment processors to stop letting anyone doing anything remotely adult get paid for their work. It's your people who fucked the economy. It's your people who built up a gigantic culture war out of nothing, solely to divide society.

But sure. Put your fingers in your ears. It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?

>>33408498
Which one is the glowie?

>>33408503
I always ask a guy to pull out, but when I'm on top I acknowledge that it's my prerogative to get off when he says he's close. I'm probs more paranoid than her, though, so maybe my neuroticism outweighs my enjoyment of sex in the moment better than hers does. But if he's fucking me from behind and says he's close, I'm going to keep backing up on him until he pulls out. I wouldn't have sex with a guy if I didn't trust him to do so, after all.

>>33408328
Because men that can't be nice to women can only be gay now.

>Am I supposed to bring this shit up again or just let it bother me into being single? This isn't normal behaviour right? Snapchat is just a red flag anyway these days if you're over a certain age no?
Just break up with her. She can't be honest and she's going to do this kind of shit more and more.

>>33408263
0 [12]

>>33408510
>>33408503
You dumb retards know precum can get you pregnant aswell right?

>>33408515
Obviously. I ask a guy to wear a condom AND pull out, to be doubly safe.

>>33408274
Having sex before you can tell if her hair is dyed doesn't make you low value?

Femanons, why don't you let guys fix you?

>>33408512
>Because men that can't be nice to women can only be gay now.
Okay but real talk. Why do women love pedro pascal? I've seen celebrity women let him be all handsy and touchy with them and they don't mind it. But this guy acts and behaves like a sugar plum. I mean look at him. Dude's a fruitcake. Ir is it normal that men intimately snuggle with eachother?

>>33408510
i feel a similar way, i don’t see it as ‘my job’ to pull out when she’s the one in control basically.

>I'm going to keep backing up on him until he pulls out.

this is indeed what’s happening in all other positions and so far so good. it’s implied that i take responsibility to time it right. odd.

>>33408515
my precum is not fertile. i’ve used the pull out method with various partners for 6 years and haven’t even had a scare.

>>33408521
Um because he's a positive male role model, and that's entirely the point. Him being confident enough to do those things as a moderately attractive male in the public eye makes him more attractive. Making women feel safe and being kind and gentle are good things, my nword.

>>33408523
Somebody tell him

>>33408525
Toxoplasmosis
His shit's probably cooked from keyboard warrioring on a laptop.

>>33408524
>Him being confident enough to do those things as a moderately attractive male in the public eye makes him more attractive
You sure he's not acting a bit too fruity?

>>33408520
They can't answer this

>>33408527
Yeah I'm sure.

>>33407999
Trust the science.

>>33408522
>it’s implied that i take responsibility to time it right
The options are either we switch to hand stuff the moment you acknowledge you're remotely close, or we agree to trust you to pull out at the last reasonable moment as deemed by you.

>>33408530
Isn't he just gay?

>>33408520
Guys don't have the tools to fix me. You'd need a whole team of mechanics.

>just watched a reel of a woman complaining, and other women telling her to leave her fiancee over the material of the engagement ring
>hundreds of thousands of likes on the video and the comments telling her to dump the guy over 50k likes
I know I know, not everyone is like that, but fuck dude, is it really that bad out there?

>>33408535
No, ry is bi. He's married to a woman, and had kids.

>>33408542
>>33408536
Always with the excuses

>>33408520
Because then you'll call me a gold digger and ruin the progress on purpose leaving me back at square one anyway.

>>33408546
>posts ferrari
oh no no no no

>>33408538
The average person in general has become such a huge cunt, it's crazy. I was on a date with a guy at an IMAX theater the other day, and a staff member got on a mic before the movie to practically beg everyone to bring their trash with them to the door after the movie where staff were waiting with trash bags for their convenience. By the end of the movie, every square inch of the theater floor was covered in popcorn, with whole food trays and popcorn bags and drinks cluttering the footspace so badly that it was hard to leave the theater. People are so fucking awful, I feel terrible for service workers.

>>33408544
>>33408546
I'm in therapy, at least. I'm trying to get help so my future bf doesn't need to "fix" me.

Girls, how depressed is my sister that her boyfriend kicked her out after 3 years of living in his house cost free and has to live at my mom's place and pay her 300 bucks rent every month?

>>33408508
Holy shit the projection is next level. This is IMAX 3D fucking projection.
>Don't blame other people for YOUR handiwork
This is quite literally what you are doing. You're using the classic leftist tactic of accusing of what YOU are doing. Don't think I didn't notice how you didn't say anything about Gen Z going hard conservative because you know damn well that's right.
>get a license to fucking watch porn
There are easy ways of getting porn. The fact THAT is what is important to you says alot
>It's your people who fucked the economy
Oh now you've done it you fucking Jew. Go ahead you pussy, ban me for that. Do it and I will everyone here know what a sensitive BITCH you are you needed daddy moderator after my ban, fragile little greasy jew.

YOU have ruined the fucking economy and the housing market with your retarded open borders policies of allowing infinite illegals taking jobs which their employers pay in slave wages which fucks everyone's wages because how the fuck do you compete against someone willing to work for nothing. Going outside is as dangerous as it is because of your policies. Women and children are never fucking safe anymore because these 3rd world shitters who refuse to adapt to Western culture.
>It's your people who built up a gigantic culture war out of nothing, solely to divide society.
I swear to fucking god it's like me to beat the fuck out of you. You have been subverting our culture for decades upon decades upon decades. YOU STARTED THE CULTURE WAR YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING SLIMEY MARXIST JEW. Oh yeah surrrre it was us who started the latest wave of feminism, not you. It wasn't you attacking our entertainment to become woke and gay as shit that wa tooooootally us for some reason....

But sure. Put your fingers in your ears. It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?
Fuck you.

>>33408503
Probably feels good when she does cowgirl or whatever.

I don’t rap to get the women, fuck bitches
Gimme a fat slut who cooks and does dishes

>>33408558
Depends on if he asked her to housewife as a girlfriend.

State gender.
You ever visit a board or thread in hopes of seeing a certain poster?

>>33408563
No

>>33408563
Yes, Neuro

>>33408563
M
No

>>33408477
Happy for you bro <3
I need to go bed earlier tonight kek not 7am
>>33408478
Tbf if you're currently unemployed you should be doing the cleaning, at least this is what I do cause my sis is working
I agree though she should still be cleaning up her own mess. Idk all I can think about is incentivising her, e.g. offer to get something nice, or just don't clean up after her so she has to start doing it herself

>>33408563
Yes, myao

>>33408559
I ain't reading that
>>33408563
M
No, that's weird as hell. Have you?

>>33408563
not really, but she could be back

>>33408563
M
Yes, I often hold out hope that I might see her again.
Not sure if I have interacted with her again since, but I hope she is fine.

>>33408499
>she has him down on snap as "King Schlong"
I'm not a snap zoomer but that is a bit sus ngl, do you know if they ever hooked up before you guys got together?
Other than that eh it doesn't seem like a big deal desu. Unless she's the one who keeps bringing it up then that seems a bit sus

>>33408562
He asked her multiple times to atleast split the bills of the house in terms of electricity, water, etc.

>>33408331
None because no woman has ever shown even a crumb of interest towards me lmao

>atoga femanon got back with her cheating ex boyfriend instead of going on a date with me
It's over

>>33408331
A girl giving me the most I want you eyes I ever seem and biting her lips

>>33408575
While asking her to housewife? That's not trad.

>>33408551
>I feel terrible for service workers.
Eh I used to be a janitor and I don't mind it, it's my job
Some people are truly animals tho idk how they make such messes
Also it's always ofc appreciated when people keep tidy
My pet peeve was people telling me to clean up something right in front of me I was just getting to, like thanks but I'm not fucking blind or speedrunning lol

>>33408520
no one asked to, kek

>>33408563
M
I probably do, but I doubt she would say anything important on 4chan anymore.
I am interested in knowing if she has fucked up her life even more by now.

>>33408570
Yes, I know you can't read. I know you have struggles with reading unlike the other kids in 4th grade who can just glaze their eyes over it for 2 seconds and read the whole thing but you can get there if you tried :)

>>33408584
I love reading, anon. I just don't care about your thoughts that much

>>33408563
f
kind of lol

>>33408579
She had a job

there's a simple trick to turn the success rate from like 10% to 25% when asking out girls over apps, just one single sentence does this every single time

>>33408586
>>33408572
>>33408583
What kind of person are you gunning for?

The IRS are a bunch of extortionist thugs, and I hope they all suffer

>>33408587
While housewifing? That is a job.

>>33408577
It was over the moment you became a grown ass man that uses sad anime girl reaction images.

>>33408588
You forgot the "INCELS HATE THIS:" and "(GONE SEXUAL)".

>>33408585
Oh I know you love the hungry hungry caterpillar, sweety, it's your favorite, but the words of people who know better than you need to be heeded, you little retard.

>>33408592
At least anime girls show genuine feeling

>>33408594
lmao

>>33408593
You wrote this and you thought it was a good idea to hit "submit"?
I am glad I didn't read your wall of autism

>>33408515
That’s why I would say don’t bother pulling out since it doesn’t make a difference anyway.

>>33408591
She wasn't housewifing, she asked my mom sometimes to come clean up when the trash got too much.

>>33408597
The fact you think that is a wall of text shows how low iq you are but that should be expected, leftists can't read.

>>33408596
It's true, there's a artist behind every picture who's working hard to convey emotion. How can girls and their halfhearted superficial smiles even compare?

>>33408574
Nah, going by her word at least she's never done anything remotely in that realm with the guy. I know before we got together, some other dude was trying to get her to sit on his face or something and she was considering it - which made me laugh in hindsight because she said she wouldn't do one-night stands or date people doing them.

I don't know what to think, but the fact it never got cleared fully on what happened that night is what annoys me. It's just peculiar she has maybe 3 or 4 guys on a Snapchat still (as a 32YO woman), and with this guy she's good friends with from an old job, so she has him on Insta etc too. One guy sent her jerk off videos which she immediately brought to my attention when drunk, she still hasn't deleted the app (or at least that guy from it, despite cutting comms with him entirely). It's just tiresome.

>>33408600
Yeah if there's one things leftists are known for, it's not reading

>>33408604
Yes it is. This is proven, college educated leftists struggle to read.

I got 4 dates next week, things are looking better
but I am asking out one girl for the second date tomorrow, she's really cute. I hope she doesnt just ghost me. I showed up 1 hour late to our first date but we still had a great time.

sometimes I think showing up late helps. it makes them respect you more or value you more or something.

>>33408587
>>33408591
So she had two jobs? And he probably got mad that duties were being cut back in housewifing because of the money earning job? While he wasn't working a second job or helping with housework because he's lazy? Or did he make her quit and then he regretted it so he discarded her instead?

Tfw you want to read discussion in the comments but literally every post is “nice try Diddy”

KISS MY ASS BIIITCH

>>33408608
She was working "a job" earning shit pay and staying home while he worked 12 hours a day.

>>33408606
Sure, let me sit you down and explain it to you. Leftists are renowned for obsessing over "reading theory". A legitimate criticism is that they can end up wrapped in so much theory and jargon and zines and books that it gets in the way of doing things in the real world. If you don't know that then that speaks to your general ignorance.
I think the issue here is that you simply don't have any life experience and you base all your opinions on shit you read online

Ghislaine Maxwell was so beautiful in her prime, bros. TFW no Israeli intelligence asset gf.

>>33408615
*spppplllllllllluuruurrt*
all the respect your post deserves
eat my shit

I feel so hopeless! I have really bad luck with men

>>33408621
How so

>>33408614
How many days a week, earning over 30k a year?

>>33408621
its not luck. its you.

>>33408620
I will facefuck you and sodomise you

>>33408612
mwah

>>33408624
I know, but I don’t know how to fix it. It’s been so much trial and error

I had a dream where some old guy was determined to rape my ass. I managed to fight him off and got him arrested where he was put in a psych ward but I remember the dream was deeply insettling because some man out there was after my asshole and determined to get it. I guess this is how women feel. Literally a nightmare.

Men, do you treat every gun as if it is loaded?

>>33408625
*bbbbbbrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaappp*
im sowwy di yu say somting? :D

>>33408631
Yes.

>>33408632
*begins plapping you*

>>33408631
Is that a joke about women

>>33408628
Stop going after Chads way out of your league, dumb cunt foid. That'll be 200 bucks. You're welcome.

>>33408621
any fun stories

i could use a smoke rn

>>33408634
I'm sowwy i can't quite read dat, it looks like it says
>god I LOVE CHUGGING fat logs into my throat
Thats pwity weird, maam

i'm turning 29 next month(m) and I still live with my mom who's retired and my older sister (33) who's boyfriend kicked her out and I only have 20k in my bank.

>>33408638
which smoke you want?

>>33408640
yeah, youre a loser

>>33408635
MGK made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.

>>33408640
Isnt 20k a lot

M
Should I sign up for pilates as a way to meet women?

>>33408631
Yes, that's what you're supposed to be doing.

>>33408651
only if you actually like pilates

>>33408651
only if you actually like women

>>33408602
>peculiar she has maybe 3 or 4 guys on a Snapchat still (as a 32YO woman), and with this guy she's good friends with from an old job, so she has him on Insta etc too
Eh that's pretty normal for women desu, I wouldn't read into it too much

>>33408636
I am not doing that
>>33408637
One time a guy told me I smell weird but that he liked it

>>33408640
Same

>>33408607
>I think showing up late helps
Wtf
As someone ADHD I hate being late to things especially dates, I think it turned off some girls desu

>>33408651
No.
Most of them will be taken and the few single ones will think you're a creep that wants to stare at their asses. You should only do it if you already have a gf or at least a female friend giving you social proof.

>>33408651
F
Should I sign up for Pilates to meet men?

>>33408661
I hate being late also, but I think women see it as cuck energy. like youre putting them on a pedestal. whereas if youre late you value yourself more.
I showed up late because I thought she said 6 but she meant 4

>>33408663
You could go outside and meet men right now. You forgot to say you want to meet Chads only.

>>33408638
I'm having a lucky strike rn, have one bro

how do I get a entry cybersecurity job? can any of the glowies help me out?

>>33408640
>only have 20k in my bank
Bro I would kill to have that, my bank balance is almost -1k
>>33408651
Eh you're probably better off doing something like a dance class where you're forced to interact with them
I begrudgingly went along with a friend to some classes and still met like three baddies I maybe had a shot with

>>33408667
the glowies are mostly in /int/, /b/ and /pol/ not /atoga/ you tard

>>33408649
Houses here cost atleast 200k

>>33408655
>>33408656
It just seems like a stereotypically girly thing, but if I can workout and meet women then why not give it a shot? I just don’t know if women feel some kind of way about guys who do it
>>33408662
I’m not the most hopeless gymcel, if that helps
>>33408663
Idk

>>33408664
>women see it as cuck energy
Sounds like dodging a bullet if you think that way
I'd rather be early and ready and excitedly waiting for her
Sometimes I manage but usually I run late cause my time blindness is terrible

all my GOATs are somehow married or getting married

where the fuck do you find a qt femanon gf to banter and worlde with

>>33408674
*if she thinks that way
>>33408675
>worlde with
Does this mean like travel or something?

>>33408677
its a browser game like connections

>>33408675
Take the gachapill

>>33408680
Kissing a horse is wild
>>33408678
Not played that one either but might check it out
I remember we used to play Geoguessr and agar.io in skool

I hope all high school sweethearts break up Amen

do men really only want bangmaids.

>>33408686
>all high school sweethearts break up
Dw I broke up with mine and my life is a failure
>Amen
https://youtu.be/kIy7oathtVM?si=jUbl0D7tF0AY9RIN

Since we're on the subject.
I was supposed to meet one girl and her friend, and she kept me waiting 30 mins in the cold weather because they got times mixed up. We were supposed to go to a museum together and that got cancelled because of them being late. Then she had the audacity to complain later on how I didn't pay for their meals, kek. Granted, they were on the younger side, but being late pisses me off.

>>33408686
That's toxic.

>>33408686
Femcel moment.

>>33408693
I just took a disgusting shit that’s pretty toxic
>>33408695
Word

>>33408689
Men want cute goths

>>33408702
Cute, bangable, goth maids.

>>33408691
And mind you I travelled 1 hour 30 mins to meet her in a different city. The least she could do is meet me at the right time.

>>33408689
Yeah

>>33408705
That's stereotype is offensive and toxic, most men would love to cook for their partners

>>33408712
Cute. Bangable. Goth. Maids.

>>33408717
But only for the aesthetics okay

>>33408702
Goth=blacked
Only cucks wants goth girls

>>33408712
>most men would love to cook for their partners
Um no. Men don't cook. Cept Gordon Ramsay of course.

>namefag
>dogshit attentionwhoring post
everytime

>>33408718
Part of the aesthetic is interrupting chores with dick tho...

>>33408721
Excuse me but I cook and I'm a man

>>33408618
Shes a pedophile

>>33408721
I've never seen a woman cook better than a guy baka

>>33408589
The namefags.

>>33408721
tell me you live on microwave ramen noodles and uber eats without telling me

>>33408583
Have you fucked up your life?

>>33408559
Do you ever stop yapping and spouting buzzwords or is that just a constant state your broken mind is in?

>>33408724
Women don't do chores in relationships

>>33408689
if this is true i am unironically never getting into the dating scene

>>33408731
>yapping
*chirp*

>>33408730
No, I think my life is quite alright.

>>33408721
>Cept Gordon Ramsay of course.
He is not even considered a top tier male chef, but a good chef and great entertainer.

>>33408689
No, that isn't enough. Most of the men trying to date me are conservatives who want a young fuckmommy who also provides 50% and doesn't question his masculinity or why he is neither providing nor contributing at home.

Girls don't want males who cook or clean after themselves, only fuckboys

>>33408029
Lol why did you marry that old hag

>>33408731
I do, that guy just immensely pissed me off for being an arrogant disingenuous cunt.

>>33408689
No, obviously
I want to be her bangbutler

Men would you rather be mpregged or forced transitioned

>>33408723
>>33408725
>>33408727
>>33408729
>moids mad at misandry joke
Works like a charm.
>>33408739
>but a good chef and great entertainer.
He's a face that made a name. It's just a joke anon.

>>33408721
Men cook women bake

I don't get the trad wife thing just seems so boring

>>33408742
Correct. I would like a bangbutler.
Would men agree to clean if it meant they get sex?

>>33408748
>>>/d/
>>>/lgbt/

>>33408753
You're describing the average male in a relationship right noe

>>33408750
Wow, I'm laughing so much. I totally thought that was a joke and not at all legit because that is just what I expect of western women...

>>33408752
Me neither. Why can't both people work and take care of the house?

I'm playing a videogame and there's a mysterious character who signs his letters 'JH' and it keeps reminding me of this place.

>>33408757
Why cant you get off your fat ass bitch

>>33408758
You're not the only one. We've been here too long.

>>33408753
Fuck no.

I will NEVER EVER get into a relationship with a woman who expects me to clean the house. Never going happen. Best I can do is take out the trash.
Never had issues dating btw.

>>33408640
about the same for me, but I'm European so I'm actually doing well lol

Are we gonna invade Iran or not? Need to decide if I want to move into the defense industry.

>>33408757
Because it doesn't fucking work. We have the roles that we have for a reason. This is the way we had always done it and the way we always should.

>>33408754
so both?

>>33408769
so you are lazy

>>33408753
they would do ANYTHING as long as they get pussy after

Women
You’re cuddling with a guy that you are getting to know and he pops a boner
What do? Should the guy be embarrassed?

>>33408772
No.

>>33408757
Fine by me if you want to work, cook and clean.
Don't expect me to clean though.

>>33408777
yes

>>33408777
Is he going to rape me?

>>33408782
Most likely

>>33408782
Yes I am.

>>33408782
No, you just turn him on while cuddling. I'm the same way. I get gigahard during cuddles, not sure why other than girl sexy

>>33408766
Bro better be able to provide everything for me then and have a good job

>>33408782
No he’s really embarrassed about it

>>33408777
If we’re cuddling we already know each other well

>>33408777
>What do?
At the least, nothing and just think about but at most, tell him like is that what i think it is???

>Should the guy be embarrassed?
Yeah, it'd be weird if he was cocky about it.

going on a dinner date with another couple tonight. they are friends of my gf, ive never met them, it was her idea. why did i agree to this fuck me. if i cancel i only delay it anyway, how to survive this?

>>33408779
>Don't expect me to clean though.
So just fix any broken stuff and mow the lawn? Do any woodworking?

Women, have you ever used the hard r ?

>>33408739
You wanting to see that posters life being fucked up says otherwise

>>33408799
Um, you're supposed to like her friends and get along with them. That was probably the point.

>gf will get over the edge and finish if I finish inside
is this a common thing

Why are women so obsessed with polygamy?

Men, why should I feel bad for you when you're all terminally online retards with self induced political brain rot?

>>33408809
>islam exists

>>33408810
Because I'm not the political part.

>>33408804
You are exceptionally disingenuous with how you interpret words.
You asked if I had fucked up my life, not if I have mental issues or still issues about past abuse.

>>33408809
Because they are stupid and much like children, they want things that are stupid but sound nice to them much like children wanting to 3 cakes a day and no set bedtime.

>>33408759
I already went for a 30 min walk this morning.

>>33408810
my only brainrot comes from here

>>33408812
>Only women have political brain rot
Oh so Nick Fuentes, Baked Alaska, Tim Poole, Jimmy Kimmel, and so on are all actually women? Fascinating.

>>33408820
What? I don't think you read my post right at all.

>>33408812
>>33408820
No wait, I think I misread you. My bad. I just woke up. I think you meant to say you're not political in general and I can appreciate that.
>>33408823
Yeah sorry.

>>33408812
We don't mean you when we shit on moids, exhib.

Tickle Me Elmo sex with femanon

>>33408809
Nah, best I can do is the occasional threesome

>>33408829
Go away Ethan Ralph.

>>33408828
Does this mean I'm kicked out of moid club? I guess that's okay. But I'm not putting on a dress.

>>33408828
Why would you insult him like that

>>33408829
wtf lol how would this work?

>>33408803
Only when trying to tell a white guy what I wanted him to call me during sex.

>>33408839
I genuinely hate pick up truck drivers. Absolute fucking monkeys on the road. Actual, I think I would respect them more if they did fuck monkeys rather than how they drive on the road.

>>33408845
One of us has to be Elmo. Preferably the femanon, but I am willing to make compromises

>>33408831
You know which Ethan is fucking stupid?
Ethan Winters.
What an idiot.

>>33408850
i can be elmo, what does elmo do?

>>33408846
*sigh*
Black women...

>>33408853
Does Ethan Winters engage in gooning sessions with Grok where has Grok pretend to be Elmo though?

>>33408854
He makes racist tweets.

>>33408854
Gay sex with teen twinks

>>33408860
Damn, illegal immigration around sesame street must be rough

>>33408859
Ethan Winters is presumably dead.
However, he also has special powers where we could just create his own elmo sexdoll.

>>33408846
Voca.

Should I have pizza for breakfast?

>>33408846
You're a wild bunny, JH.

Gm myao