Thread 33411398

This is going to be the most retarded post you've ever read but I am being entirely serious. What's the fastest way for a woman to arrange an encounter where she gets pregnant if she
>is super autistic to the point she's never had female friends passed middle school let alone any romantic interaction with a male
>genuinely scared of anything entering inside her vagina and recoils at the thought, that includes sex but also even medical procedures by a female OBGYN
>late 20s
>wants to minimize the risk of getting STDs or being the victim of criminal acts by a rando

>>33411398 (OP)
Literally just get a sperm donor. It's not that hard or invasive. However, you shouldn't have kids if you're this worried because you know where the baby is going to come from, yes? Also your vagina is likely to tear during the process so the doc will just cut you in order to control the direction of the tear.

>>33411398 (OP)
rape

>>33411398 (OP)
why do you want to have a child with no support network in place? How is that gonna work friend? This doesn’t seem very well thought out.

>>33411398 (OP)
don't be a clown. Banging some random piece of crap off of Tinder is going to make you one more dumbass single mom.

Date and marry some guy, it's not that hard. There are tons of single guys nowadays, just pick one and marry him and have a few kids with him.

please dont do this if you dont have anybody to help you a baby is not a doll it is a living being and very stressful for two people to take care of, let alone one person with aspergers. think critically about whether you could give your baby a healthy life

>>33411398 (OP)
Such a person should not become a mother.

>>33411398 (OP)
Legit, I can do it. White, 6ft, tested IQ over 140. You just have to agree to no contact ever afterward. I don't even want you to know my real name so you can't track me down. But I have no criminal history and have only had sex with 1 woman ever, and she was also a virgin at the time.

>>33411398 (OP)
>This is going to be the most retarded post you've ever read
Okay then I won't read it.

>>33411398 (OP)
Dating app and tell them you're in the pill

I think almost any girl could achieve this within a week max

90%+ could do it in a day. Match with everyone, invite them over to fuck. Or to "go for drinks"

>>33414423
yup this is the fastest
>>33411398 (OP)
>genuinely scared of anything entering inside her vagina
you'll have to address this sooner or later, especially if you want kids
why not train with a small dildo or something

>>33411398 (OP)
>minimize the risk of getting STDs
provided you can get over your fear of stuff inside you, there's always the ole technique
>get a guy to come over
>have him nut inside a condom one way or another
>"get rid" of it yourself (actually hide it)
>wait til he leaves
>turkey baster

>>33411398 (OP)
>This is going to be the most retarded post you've ever read
Not far off, yeah.

First off, there's no possible way someone like you could cope with bringing up a child on her own. So why do you want to get pregnant in the first place if the end result is social services taking the child away from you?

And second, you're asking us how to get pregnant without doing any of the things that you need to do to get pregnant - which is obviously impossible. It can't happen without something going inside you.

So, look at your list of requirements and decide which are genuinely essential and which are merely nice to have, and then let us know which are which.

>>33414491
How does this minimise the risk of STDs? The infection is carried in the semen.