Thread 33417008

Past: >>33414874

Women, why won't you date me? I'm such a nice guy because I do the bare minimum in terms of human politeness. Sure I have the personality of cardboard, can't hold a conversation to save my life, and spend all day sperging out on the internet about politics on social media, but I'm nice! And that means that women should date me. The only reason women won't date me is obviously because I'm not Chad. I really hope all foids who reject me get abused raped and murdered. Why don't women date nice guys like me?

Why do women call us moids? Why do they hate us?

Femanons, I have training all day tomorrow for work, and they said we can't leave the premises which is illegal, and I'm going to jack off on the roof.

>>33417019
Men called women Femoids first. I think it started on /r9k/.

>>33417019
they're scared of getting krumped by an incel's big penis, obviously

>>33417019
To dehumanize us and put us in our rightful place as the inferior male species

>>33417024
Pajeet behaviour

>>33417033
Nah the working conditions are jeet behavior I hate this place and I want to shoot myself in front of them.

>spent most of college and a couple years after studying, playing music, reading, playing vidya and being a recluse
>decide to take my music a little more seriously
>really enjoy it
>decide I want to start a band and integrate with my local music scene
Is this cringe to do at 25? I don't have any friends and idek where to get bandmates that would want to play black metal but it's something I've wanted to do for years now and I feel like I have the musicianship to communicate well with other musicians

>>33417029
Moid and femoid used to be interchangeable and then moid got associated with men.

>>33417015
Because you havn't come up and asked me on a date or made an effort to spend time with me, irl.

>>33417019
I use the term casually what

>>33417036
It’s not cringe. Just don’t go all in on music. At least make sure you have a college degree to fall back on.
Starving artists aren’t cool in this day and age past the age of 25.

>>33417008 (OP)
Is there a reason you don't let it hit image limit first before making a thread?

>>33417035
Woah I think of that too.

>>33417043
>casual racism
You’re pretty good at it. Have you ever considered trying competitive racism?

>>33417045
I have a computer science degree and make about $80k per year and live at home. I'm doing fine financially, it's really the social part (as with most of the problems in my life) where I'm struggling

>>33417051
Enlighten me on what that means.

>>33417054
>I have a computer science degree and make about $80k per year and live at home

What would you do if you found out a dealbreaker in a partner AFTER tying the knot or getting to know them?
Like, I found out my partner is secretly drug addicted 7 months into the relationship…
Would you break up or try to work with it ?

I should kill myself

>>33417061
What no it'll totally get better

>>33417054
Do you have friends to make music with? Are you very talented?
I had a friend who made it big in the music industry (well, he was more like a C list artist. Got low millions of views in a couple YouTube videos , averaged like 500k-1mlilion viewers per video at his peak).
His career is pretty much dead by now but he broke through by just making TikTok’s at home and using marketing to repost himself socially in the local music scene.
People expect to blow up from TikTok but it can help you get your first 1000-100k listeners if you use it well

>>33417063
No, it won’t. It hasn’t for 20 years.

>>33417059
Call it a hot streak but infidelity. I've had a few women be like "ha, oh yeah, I totally cheated BUT NOT REALLY! See, the relationship was super bad AND he'd stopped paying attention to me..."

My response is always "of course, yes, I mean, not cheating would be silly!".

In my head I then begin planning how to get rid of her the second the sex becomes boring or she takes a single unplanned trip literally anywhere.

>>33417015
I know this is satire but in the offchance you're serious: You are not physically attractive enough or you don't have high enough status.

Women are sexually liberated now and you don't have looks or status just kill yourself now.

Femanons, I often get into abusive relationships with women.
And I have low self esteem and I let them treat me like crap.

Men. Stay away from white women. They will ruin your life. Get a trad asian girl instead. They actually have morals.

OKAY GIRLS. Im a guy. I have realized throughout my life that yes, people do individually have types. And i have narrowed down what my type is. I have also narrowed down what kind of girls are into me.

So describe yourself and describe your type, if you may.

>>33417077
I'm not reading all that

>>33417082
I'm a mentally ill degenerate weeb. I also have small tits and a big ass.

Daily reminder that simps made it literally illegal to hate women.

>>33417073
>>33417077
>>33417079
This is sad man, how would your grandma react if she knew you made this?

>>33417046
Sometimes a few people will have conversations in the old thread while the new thread is active and I want to give them a few slots to post pictures if they feel like it.

>>33417079
Sorry I'm going to meet a Latina ruin my life like my grandfather did.

I'm not an incel but picrel is totally true.

>>33417079
Truth

>>33417073
>>33417077
>>33417085
Bro just come out of the closet and admit that you're gay. You'll be much happier that way.

>>33417084
I was gonna simp, but there's no point. You hate us all anyway

>>33417084
Okay so whats your type doesnt have to be men just describe the partner youd be into

I accidently put my panties on inside out. I am a moron.

>>33417092
No it's fucking retarded because a football player and a cheerleader both go through intense training AKA self-improvement.

>>33417100
Cute

>>33417092
Eventually, you'll look back and regret the time you wasted in this mindset
tick tock, tick tock

>>33417100
You think anybody noticed?

>>33417097
I don't know what my type is. Definitely not the stereotypical "Chad" though.

>>33417102
Chads find football and attractive things natually interesting while natural-born-incels find unattractive things like D&D and video games interesting.

>>33417036
>Is living cringe?
No, and ideally avoid internet brainrot that will eventually suck all the sovl out of you, permanently, like happened to everyone that posts here for long enough

>>33417107
Mindset like it’s not reality

>>33417108
LMAO my cat, maybe? I walk around in my panties but my neighbors cannot see. It is bed-rot thirty for me.

>>33417065
>Do you have friends to make music with?
Nope
>Are you very talented?
I'd say I'm talented, maybe not very talented. Very good at electric guitar, very good at bass, good pianist/keyboardist, okay drummer

>>33417110
They always say this and then when chad appears they get wet as fuck and drop to their knees instantly lmao.

>>33417125
I'm not into jock types or men with chiseled jawlines.

I like picking giant flakes out of my hair

>>33417092
I self improved socially until it became my norm, and then I got laid a lot and got several gf’s. never felt lonely or bitter again. Self improvement is part of the natural flow of life.

>>33417092
I always post this song in reply to that kind of sentiment. It's a good song. Nobody ever replies to my boomer music statements, though. But boomer music is good so I'll keep doing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398

Did all the namefags leave because of the posers or are they all just coincidentally asleep at the same time?

>>33417133
'Murica

Women why don't you like us?

>>33417132
>haha yes I am me and surely everyone else can be me, the most humble and free advice giving guy around
Fuck off

>>33417138
Who are ‘us’

>>33417082
autistic, also a degenerate weeb, antisocial but no other mental problems, I also have small tits. my type is the anon reading this. or I just like other introverted autists. pale thin men best

>>33417138
Men forced women to be decent human beings for thousands of years and women are fighting back now for the right to be cunts.

>>33417143
>my type is anon reading this
kek lmao dude, that was a good one

>>33417143
What about an extroverted autist?

>>33417140
Self improvement shouldn’t be triggering to you

Well, she didn't reply after 2 hours. It's time to let go

>>33417151
It is because it’s bullshit. You were always capable of it, and acting like everyone else is is just faggot narcissistic bullshit. Good for you man you were situationally fucked, but you fixed the situation, leave the rest of us in the hole

>>33417088
Alright, thats actually valid.

>>33417151
I can understand why he's so butthurt, I went down the self improvement rabbit hole. I think the social part of self improvement is ignored and so when you improve every other aspect in your life, like getting in shape or getting bread, and you look around and realize you're still lonely, you become jaded about self improvement. I realized this a few weeks ago and now I'm forcing myself to socialize more

>>33417111
It's not all about what people personally find interesting. Growing up, I got to understand that by talking to "Chads", asian kids, my own immigrant parents, native-born parents of rich white kids, etc. Kids and parents have limited time and resources and you have to prioritize what you do, and what you, as a parent, try to push and cajole and force the kid to do.
For example Asian parents will spend a lot of time making sure the kid goes to extra after-school math classes so they get to calculus by a certain grade. Native white parents will spend an insane amount of time and energy putting the kid into sports and getting them good at it. A lot of childhood stuff is about what your parents can manage to do, with their money, time, intellect, instincts, choices, priorities, commitment, moral character.

The reason I just wanted to say that is that we're all getting closer to the age of having kids (if we ever will) and I'm probably not the only one mulling these things over in my head. What will I prioritize? What will I manage to do for them? What kind of life can I try to give my kids?

>>33417156
Nah you’re doing it too. You improverfags throw out the shocked pikachu face when people don’t fall on their knees kissing your feet because you *checks notes* went to the gym and fixed your diet

>>33417142
>"Yes all men"
They hate you too retard. There's no distancing yourself. You're not one of the good ones

>>33417082
Autistic loner. I’ve been reading manga for 15 years, anime watching for 17 (would never self identify as a weeb), I like to work out and I train in boxing. I rarely make friends or interact with strangers. However, I was never good at sports growing up and boxing is mostly my anger outlet.
My type is someone normal who can deal with my weird tendencies tendencies and humor . I’m constantly masking, so being able to let down the mask would be fun. Also I’d prefer someone extroverted to make me go interact with people more.
Even if I travel it’s usually alone and for “cultural study and experience” instead of pure vacation

>>33417117
You'll look back at pictures of yourself, even if you're a truecel and think "god, he didn't know how easy he had it"
Same with your hair getting worse, your testosterone going down, your energy depleting, your mind slowing a little, and all this hits pretty soon
Most people when asked how long their life is in weeks give answers in the 10,000s, which would make you 192 years old
If you live to 75 you get 3900 weeks of life
Forget this incel bullshit, start healing and maybe you could actually be happy for the rest of your short life

Alright I'm out. I'll leave the men here with my favorite anti-woman meme.

>>33417082
Kind, passionate, ambitious, successful, positive, fit, kinky.
My type is the same, but specially positive and kind

>>33417145
This is your brain on feminism

Men do you wish you were gay because it would be easier?

OKAY GUYS. Im a girl. I have realized throughout my life that yes, people do individually have types. And i have narrowed down what my type is. I have also narrowed down what kind of guys are into me.

So describe yourself and describe your type, if you may.

>>33417152
Imagine not going MGTOW in 2025 when a false rape accusation could follow you to the grave lmao. Dating is dead and women killed it.

>>33417171
hell no, I need a woman, women are great companions

>>33417166
I gladly await the day when I die. Glad you can be happy bro

>>33417171
No, I wish I was bi, best of both worlds.

>>33417171
Fuck no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLg5POTvVzs

>>33417172
Extroverted autist with a good circle of friends a good sense of humor and style and mid but alternative.

>>33417167
Foids, moid here. What's a rational argument against this?

>>33417173
In have sex with women

>>33417183
sex and attraction is irrational. There is no rational argument against that meme.

>>33417171
Yeah honestly. Gay men seem to like and appreciate men waaay more than "straight" women seem to.

All women think about is getting raped

>>33417167
Why would material things be your life goals?
What kind of jeet made this?

>>33417164
>My type is someone normal who can deal with my weird tendencies tendencies and humor
nta
I am what you are looking for and you are what I am looking for but sadly it will never come to fruition

>>33417172
professor with unkempt hair type is me
my type is chubby-ish nerds who like animals, how about you?

>>33417173
>>33417156
That part is going pretty bad for me personally, which is why a couple months ago I started coming back here again. The truth is, high-functioning people can pretty easily do all the "self-improvement" stuff, even better than normies can do it. But if you're not born a normie, I'm not sure you can ever "succeed" the way we imagine, like taking a "blue pill" and suddenly becoming normal like everyone else, thinking normal thoughts, not being weird or autistic, wanting what everyone else wants, believing what everyone else believes...

I guess what I'm saying is that it's easier to become high-performing than to become normal.
I think the people that are afraid of doing all the self-improvement stuff.... maybe they are not just lazy.
Maybe they know they'll succeed, and are afraid of what will happen when they succeed.

Because when you succeed, that's when you find out whether you will ever truly belong in this world, or not.

>>33417171
No, but I wish I was asexual and aromantic. The amount of time I’ve wasted in pursuit of sex and love is astronomical. If I never needed or wanted sex and love I think I’d probably be a sociopath, but I’d be a successful sociopath

>>33417195
What a retarded fucking picture

>>33417171
Nah I never really put that much importance on pure sex. If I did, gay is the only way to go, 100%. Gay people fuck 100 times more than you can ever do with women. But I want to have a wife, raise kids, and I like the idea of taking care of a feminine chick. I like feminine girls platonically too, not just sexually, I like the fact that I like having them around.

>>33417201
very spartan of you

>>33417197
take zoloft if you really want that

>>33417183
M but the whole point of getting all that materialistic bullshit, unless you're just a greedy old man deep down, is to get a woman. So it just goes in a straight line. Get shit --> get woman --> kids and die --> kids repeat the process
Or this if you're the greedy type:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RINjwFfSfpk

>>33417190
No we don't.

Femanons can you achieve better orgasms from masturbation or sex?

Putrid unloveable incel chud chudcel giga rapist here
Wanna date me? I’m a catch

>>33417207
nta
Zoloft didn't do that to me, it just makes it harder to nut. I still want love and sex.

>>33417150
yes but my biggest fear is just not having much to do together. I like staying in, I like routine, I can handle maybe one outing a month. I don't want to feel responsible for holding someone back from having fun because I prefer quiet indoorsy stuff

>>33417214
can't tell since i've never been fucked

>>33417198
It's pretty accurate to American life.

>>33417222
It’s retarded to ever do anything for the idea of woman. Ever. No one will ever reciprocate that struggle. No one gives a fuck about your existence.

>>33417215
Damn nobody wants me. I guess I just need to be even more putrid

>>33417224
So what are you supposed to do, instead of retard monkey stuff like trying to get muscles and bang girls (satisfying the body's urges)?
Become a philosopher and philosophize about the existential meaninglessness of modern life?

>>33417212
Listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH9kRlPd2Qc

>>33417215
Not all incels are bad. Some are neurodivergents who are too scared to approach women but aren’t attractive enough to be approached by women.

>>33417219
I hopw that changes soon

Having no fun with this cnc ai roleplay. Is it just easier to enjoy it as a female, a sub, or am I just bad at this?

>>33417218
Well I have a lot of friends but a long as I wasn't guilt tripped to stay home every night I wouldn't mind

>>33417230
>Young Thug
One of the greatest philosophers of our time.

>>33417231
Yeah I know but I’m not even too scared to approach women. I am too uncharismatic and creepy to do it successfully, no matter how much I try

>>33417229
It helps him and the other /fit/cels feel superior if they tell themselves they're not doing anything for women. Despite the fact that everything humans do is to gain access to sex.

>>33417229
>So what are you supposed to do
Watch and find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYL-XylC74

>>33417229
>Become a philosopher and philosophize about the existential meaninglessness of modern life?
Before enlightenment. Chop wood, carry water.
After enlightenment. Chop wood, carry water.

>>33417238
Also some of us are different people. Everyone I know likes me, but I’m horrible at first impressions. My comedy mostly works once youvee gotten to know me.
In other words, I suck st approaching women, but I’m great at bonding with them.

>>33417219
Damn you've never had to pay taxes?

Just got some secondhand pepper spray haha can’t even open my left eye
I love this job

>>33417248
post eye

>>33417236
yeah that's fair. I'm not a clingy or suspicious person by nature so I'm not worried about hypothetical partners having lives outside of me. absence makes the heart grow fonder, as they say

>>33417237
Did Future give up on his label completely after he sold his catalog? It's not even called Freebandz anymore.

>>33417243
I’m neither. I can’t bond with people who make up their minds about me quickly and won’t give me a chance.

>>33417183
Hi stinky moid. It’s like asking why you would ever try new foods and risk disappointment, or even food poisoning. You definitely could stick with your safe rice and beans forever but you’re missing out on a world of flavor.
It’s like never experiencing hiking up a mountain with the most beautiful view because you don’t want to be tired on the climb up. It’s never pursuing your passion because you might get embarrassed until you get better at it.
Everything has risks and rewards.

>>33417240
Yeah, today I was thinking about this sort of thing, how there's a turning point in a man's life when you realize you're too old for all your dreams and you just have to try to have some children, give them a good life, get some karma, and hopefully get another chance at happiness in the next life. But the cute ginger barista caught me by surprise and changed my mood. Damn she's cute. But yeah, at some point you're old.

>>33417249
Already washed it out, nothing impressive

If you care about body count, sexual history, past boyfriends, your SOs friends, you’re an insecure person and need to work on yourself.

>>33417229
>Become a philosopher and philosophize about the existential meaninglessness of modern life?

Or you could not be a secular NPC drone and instead become a christian. Where life has meaning.

>>33417258
Wrong

>>33417167
This meme unironically saved my life

>>33417239
You’re a fucking retard. I’m not a fitizen

>>33417258
if you don't care about any of that, I have a named femanon for you to date.

>>33417261
No it is. Imagine caring if I’m friends with my fuckbuddies or my ex? lol. You’re just showing your insecure and distrustful.

>>33417265
No it isn’t *

>>33417253
Foids, please don't tell me her irrational argument is the best you all can come up with. Certainly one of you can do better.

>>33417265
>>33417258
Obvious rage bait that at least three people will fall for!

>>33417239
If women are so special and rare then why are there so many of them everywhere? Flood the market with cheap product and you destabilize the entire economy

>>33417260
I mean, I try, kek. I go to church, even though I'm not sure how to get whatever "spark" of magic there is where you actually start believing in everything.

>>33417270
It’s not rage bait. It’s pure hoenst6. Think about it? Why would you care so much about the past? Why would you be so jealous that your partner had a fun sex life? Because of insecurity

>>33417265
>friends with my fuckbuddies
I didn't even mention that but lmao if you're still friends with your 'fuckbuddy' or ex only complete cucks or betas will ever tolerate that

Have fun with them I guess

>>33417167
>>33417183
Men have "life goals" to get laid or married and that's the extent of it. That image was made in bad faith, men would actually not be so retarded as to have been impotently seething about having let getting laid get in the way of getting laid

Men that left their so’s for grass is greener syndrome how did it work out for you

Also, it’s better if someone is promiscuous. It means they’ll be better at sex. It’s why prostitutes are so good at sex, promiscuous people bring that experience to their partner.

I am so jealous of your heart because it's pumping inside you and I'm not

For any men wondering: That false rape accusation NHL court case had a bittersweet ending. The woman got 3 million or something for making a false rape accusation but because of the video evidence of her consenting, the NHL players did NOT get jailtime.

>>33417258
nice rage bait.

>>33417280
I left my so because I found out she was a party slut. I left her due to DOMO of not having a “hoe phase”. I’m now single and haven’t had a hoe phase yet. Wish me luck.

>>33417268
When you want to be miserable, you easily can be. When all you care to see is hate, the world is a very awful place

>>33417280
Why is this question for men only
Also I've never done such a thing, I have morals

>>33417280
I rejected two women in high school under the mistaken belief that I could do better. They weren’t even that bad to be honest. They were just not my “type” and back then I really thought I’d have the liberty to have a type instead of dating for emotional intimacy

>>33417285
boring i had it, id rather have the same person to keep me company rather than throw me out of their house in the morning

So many cops for this guy screaming because he got maced
Don’t flirt with underage girls, lads

>>33417280
Better than we expected

>>33417291
Holy fuck the same thing happened to me. I haven’t lowered my standards though.

>>33417289
it’s ask the the opposite gender…

>>33417295
I’m not holding up for some crazy hot redhead or a blonde. For me now, if you aren’t obese, very ugly or something like that I’ll consider you

do i get mcdonald or stay in tonight if make something here but mom hasn’t went shopping yet and it’s too late to use stove

>>33417293
qrd?

>>33417275
I assume you're secular? In secularism, I can do whatever the fuck I want, up to and including refusing to forgive you for past nonsense.

>>33417275
The reason men don't want to marry whores is because they can't emotionally bond anymore.

>>33417273
I got my spark from Ecclesiastes. In that book, it is stated that life is as temporary as a flower. One day you're alive, and one day, you're dead. That really put things into perspective for me. I thought about how there's no reason not to be christian if life is so utterly temporary anyway.

And then I studied the bible harder and I found it to be an interesting and deep study.

>>33417301
What sort of question is that? Your mom? like what the hell
be an adult at some point in your life

I can understand how someone gets girlfriends. But how do you get hookups…is it just cold approaching at socially acceptable areas like clubs?

>>33417285
How did you fuck up twice lol

>>33417302
some roastie is trying to act cool because she maced a rando flirting with a 19 year old.

>>33417305
people get hookups by knowing a lot of sluts
eventually it happens

I honestly don't think normies actually get laid at clubs except very rarely, pretty much every single real story I've heard about these things starts somewhere other than a bar or club.

>>33417304
i don’t wanna wake anyone up dickhead with stove noises

>>33417307
>19
>underaged
so she just assaulted someone? lmao

>>33417305
You will get falsely accused of rape if you try the modern dating game.

How do I get a hot boyfriend as a loser who doesn’t have a job and doesn’t like leaving the house

>>33417308
I just don’t get it. I don’t think I’ve ever been seen as sexually attractive enough to just causally fuck by any women outside of women I bonded with and then eventually dated. And those women only liked me after getting to know my personality.

I hate women so fucking much.

>>33417302
>drunk middle eastern guy is flirting with girl who is young
>her friends roll up
>they get aggressive
>he’s aggressive
>they throw his phone
>they mace him
>someone swoops in and steals his phone while I’m struggling to breathe and he’s screaming
Eventful

>>33417316
its impossible for you, you'd never do what it takes

>>33417316
Are you pretty? If pretty it's easy
Otherwise you're gonna need to chase the guys or develop an interesting stylish hobby, like cosplaying or being goth

>>33417316
Have a sense of humor
Dress well
Give good head
Any of the above will work, you don't even need all of them

>>33417316
I’m also a hot loser that never leaves the house unless I’m going my job but you see this is why it would never work

>>33417317
Either you are honestly too unattractive for casual sex (don't worry that's a lot of men, me included), or you just don't know the right girls, girls who do that kind of thing.
Do you know girls that bang anyone casually?

>>33417320
sounds like a typical shitty nightclub/bar scene, especially the phone stolen part lmao

>>33417320
This is such an Australian thing

>>33417328
Yeah, second time I’ve gotten it. At least this time it wasn’t direct

>>33417316
>how do I find success in the dating market

Have a vagina. That's it.

>>33417319
Unfortunately, your hate and my hate are still not enough to turn the tide of modern society.

>>33417316
look out your window to see males passersby and tap on your bedroom window to get their attention and put up a sign saying "HELP ME IM BEING HELD HOSTAGE" and when they break into the house and the bedroom to save you and ask where the kidnapper is say its me. im the kidnapper. and youve been napped, kid.

>>33417326
Depends. I know women who casually bang people they want to date . But they never end up in relationships with those men so I guess it’s less promiscuity but more failed relationships.

>>33417322
>>33417323
I do all of these were are the men

>>33417333
adventurous people like you die young because you'll be caught in the middle of a gun/knifefight some day.

I hate NPCs so I'll be happy when you're dead.

>>33417340
you gotta have a source of good men
if you don't wanna use dating apps... work? college? internet?

>>33417341
Are you retarded? I work here and was having a smoke break. And yeah, the idea is to die young so wish fulfilled

>>33417341
is there anywhere I can sign up to get caught in a gunfight?

>>33417303
thank you for sharing. I hope one day I will find such a spark.

>>33417333
Do you get hit on by girls there? I bet being a bouncer pulls like crazy

>>33417344
>works at a night club
Red flag

>>33417280
>coworker I like gets fired
>cut everyone off except family; barely speak
>youtube gets banned
>go anorexic, lose 45kg
>start balding because of anorexia and genes
>also turns out i have autism
it has been a rough few years

>>33417345
>>33417344

Stupid nihilists just kill yourself already before you suck up any more of earth's resources.

Scum humans.

>>33417340
You can't just qualify yourself as giving good head, a man has to tell you that

>>33417349
Bro is just telling his story why are you being such a hater

>>33417348
Yeah, at least once a day minimum
>>33417349
I need money. I hate it here but it’s immediate cash

help i'm trying to remember the name of something but cant. as opposed to 'victorian' goths, whats the name for the style of goths thats covered in tattoos, wears leather corsets, spikes, probably fake blood (aka the trashy goths)?

>>33417351
>nihilist
I’m self loathing and suicidal, not a nihilist

>>33417356
red flags
emo?

this stinky moid will not wear clothes anymore
now where is femanon?

>>33417359
Same same (except when I think a girl might like me)

>>33417366
Doesn’t help me, sadly. Good on you bro

>>33417356
Punk? Mall goth?

Chest hurts

>>33417361
>>33417369
emo and punk are good answers. i can't believe in this fucking senile.

>>33417375
Uh oh

>>33417375
Too much workouts or too big breasts?

>>33417378
crust punk

>>33417384
^ these people stink btw

>>33417384
Crust punk is definitely not the style that anon is looking for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0

if anyone was wondering, no, the virgin autistic cat post on the top of the board is not me

>>33417388
You sound autistic as fuck

>>33417054
>live at home
What? You mean you’re not homeless?

I’m laying in bed right now and I can’t sleep.
Should I get up and get a snack? Should I download a mobile game to play until I fall asleep? Should I scroll social media?
I’m willing to hear out better options.

>>33417388
Can you put on a trip? How can I make you disappear?

Any femanons here with a weakness for control freaks

>>33417092
I am so jealous of the girl in that pic

>>33417390
Despite what my therapists said I am not autistic

>>33417388
don't worry we know you're this cat instead:
>>>33412172

>>33417384
>>33417385
>>33417386
sorry i should posted a pic to make it easier but something like pic related. also that band sounds like its post-third wave ska, and looks like it. but as you can tell i'm far removed from this branch of culture so im probably wrong.

>>33417386
i can smell this video

>>33417380
Water and breathing
>>33417381
Pepper spray

>>33417392
masturbating as loudly as possible, close to the wall with your most attractive neighbor

>>33417403
damn, did they pepper spray your nips?

>>33417401
ffs
>>33417386
>>33417384
>>33417385

women do you think your dad is handsome?

>>33417092
This pic is so retarded. Assuming everyone else but you lives life on easy mode and doesn’t have to try is truly one of the most pathetic mindsets to have.
I completely lack any respect for someone who just cried about how they’ll never be happy because they weren’t born to a life on “easy mode”. Lazy people are the worst. Parasites

>>33417405
I inhaled it

>>33417404
I don’t have neighbors and masturbating didn’t help me fall asleep. :(

>>33417406
Alternative? grunge?
E girl?
The Goth considered today is not the same. Goth considered 15 years ago.
The Goth you were considered goth today is like misa from death note but she’s a type of gyaru most women that look dressed like that are not a part of the culture mostly posers

God is a funny fucking guy

>>33417407
No he’s Jewish and gave me all these ugly features

>>33417411
Voice texting lol

>>33417410
going to need to upgrade to loving sex then

>>33417407
I don't really think about it.

Women are fucking retarded.

This isn’t get it off your chest but lately, little memories here and there have been popping up into my head thinking of how my ex boyfriend would give me a little kisses on the nose and I die a little bit inside

I love women
I wish I had a woman friend irl

>>33417214
I've yet to have another person successfully bring me off, so the former by default.

>>33417423
I love you too

getting my hair brushed feels better than sex desu

>>33417426
liar

>>33417422
need to do this with a girl who hasn't been kissed on the nose by 17 other guys

I can never love another man again

>>33417138
That depends entirely on who "us" is. There are plenty of men I like fine, and plenty of others that I dislike for very different reasons.

>>33417423
platonic?

>>33417432
He just did me worse than the last holy shit jokes on me

>>33417432
yeah you can

I wanna compare
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever witnessed IRL?

>>33417426
Thank you
>>33417435
Yeah
I used to have a few but we fell out of touch and my coworkers are entirely male, so I don't get to interact with women much at all now

My university is making me take another sexual assault training course.

What vehicle would you like to have in the zombie apocalypse?

>>33417438
guy shot himself through the roof of the mouth, shot too far forward, didn't succeed, just blew out his eyeballs. Permanently blind, face really a wreck, other damage likely. Wouldn't want to be him waking up. I didn't see him do it so not sure that counts, he just came in as trauma patient.

>>33417441
They're training you on how to sexually assault people? wtf

>>33417438
I'm not sure if this counts as IRL but when I worked as a camera monitor I saw a woman get beat to death while a crowd stood by and watched
I don't know for sure that she died but I imagine it would be difficult to survive what she went through

>>33417438
why do you wanna compare?
I'm desensitized
Watched a fellow kill himself by throwing himself into a piece of machinery. It was messy.

>>33417441
stop raping other people then retard

>>33417446
>training 6' tall busty jewish girls to sexually harass men
based if true

>>33417082
I'm tall, skinny, dirty blonde, don't specifically work out but I bike everywhere (no driver's license) so I'm pretty fit. I'm also autistic. As for my type... well, I'm currently dating another woman, but I like men too, probably about a 4 on the Kinsey scale.

>>33417441
How did you even get into university? Is there no filter for African studies?

>>33417438
I once walked around with toilet paper that was dirty and stuck on my pants like hanging from the inside of my pants and I walked around in a bar like that talking to women until some guy came up to me and pointed out what was going on. The look he gave me was the worst thing ive ever seen.

I’m wearing a dress for the past 30 minutes and I just realized my cat pissed on it. I just thought it was wet because I just got out of the shower but it smells like piss.

>>33417450
>busty
meh

>>33417441
I just don't (ie. didn't) attend
What were they going to do, kick me out of the university? bruh

>>33417455
sure it wasn't your own juice?

>>33417059
Depends a lot on what the dealbreaker is.

women will we be allowed to say curse words in front of our kids?

>>33417455
please don't be angry with your cat. please don't hurt the cat. please don't hit the cat. I can wash the dress for you I just don't want you to be mad

>>33417443
Why didn't they just let him die?
Clearly he didn't want to be saved, and he would only be in more pain

>>33417443
>>33417447
>>33417448
Fair enough
>>33417454
Wish I was you

>>33417464
according to the rules that would be murder.

>>33417442
A tank seems the most practical. Alternately, something electric so you can charge it with a solar panel, fuel expires after a certain point.

>>33417464
https://youtu.be/lsbWc17t21g?si=NhIr644aWCL4CBZC

>>33417441
>My university is making me take another sexual assault training course.
Hmmm, I wonder why???

how much money do you need to raise a kid to adulthood with private schooling, extracurriculars, and an overall enriched childhood of diverse experiences? $200k? $1m?

>>33417442
Horse? I guess it depends on the resources. If gasoline was everywhere then a car is a no brainer but I doubt it. However I’m certain in the early stages of the apocalypse there’s abundant food right? So the horse can be fed for a while. It can go over rougher terrain and provide companionship. It can also be quiet in the right conditions. Of course a car has the advantage of being able to carry more, be shelter, and run over zombies, however fuel is such an issue. But horses are still good pack animals

The only zombie media I’ve consumed is plants vs zombies and the last of us games

>>33417462
Personally I think the idea that the word "shit" is somehow inherently more harmful to children than the word "poop" despite meaning the exact same thing is kind of silly, but I'd be concerned about what other people would think if they hear the kid repeating it. So maybe wait until they're old enough to understand why it's inappropriate to use those words in certain contexts?

>>33417471
if you want to train the kid into a good goy cog of the globohomo machine it costs approximately $2.1m

>>33417464
Hippocratic oath and shit.
Even if you have a straight-up DNR, nobody will obey it (or even know) unless you have a family member come in and slap the doctors and nurses with it in the face

>>33417471
>private schooling, extracurriculars, and an overall enriched childhood of diverse experiences?
Send them to public school if you want them to have diverse experiences bro! You'll save money and they'll experience the actual beauty of diversity instead of some sanitized private school version you know?

>>33417438
Probably either being 8 and seeing my dad choke a woman while her sister begged him to stop while shielding my 4 year old brother from seeing it.
Or watching a woman get gang raped when I was 10.

why do women complain about men leaving for better when they do the exact same? its hard enough to find one singular non addict, clean, virgin woman as it is. its hard enough to find one clean true pure virgin as it is.

>>33417469
Kek. Brutal.

>>33417471
Depends on where you live.

>>33417469
That looks like René Descartes in the thumbnail.

>>33417478
3rd world or larp

>>33417446
No it’s a course that talks down to me like
>okay sweetie, if a man puts something funny in your drink what do you do?
And
>if your boyfriend keeps hitting you that’s called “abuse” and you should go tell someone

Honestly I’ve forgotten most of the first course. I remember more of the alcohol course where they made me pour virtual shots

>>33417479
I really don’t understand how you genuinely expect women to wait so long to lose their virginities and find partners. You’re getting way too old to still be complaining about virgins.
They find husbands and they get married. They’re not holding out for some aging, past his prime virgin man.

>>33417479
Women are not a hive mind, why do you assume the women complaining about it are the same women doing it?

>>33417471
In breaking bad in 2007 Walter White guessed around $800,000, so in 2025, probably 3 millionish.

>>33417487
im still relatively young, early 20s

>>33417475
>>33417477
i just want to guarantee them a stable life. from personal experience the people my age who went to private academies after elementary school have become incredibly illustrious at <25 years old

>>33417483
sf bay area

>>33417471
I don't know about private school (a good public school is okay if you live in a nice neighborhood, which you should be planning to if you have a kid) but I wouldn't budget less than 30k per year. It scales lower for more kids since you get some efficiencies, so more like 45k/year for 3 kids
And don't think it stops at 18, not even close nowadays. Kids have to do at least college and need support at the start afterwards too unless they start a great career instantly

>>33417493
Ah, that'll be on the high end for all sorts of costs.

>>33417471
Are you British? Private school is a huge waste in the US and Canada. You’d benefit most from moving to a rich urban area like California and enrolling them in public school.

Most of the rich obnoxious people at my “prestigious” t20 target r1 whatever school went to public schools.

>>33417492
Early 20s is when average people are getting married. The religious virgins get married before 20

>>33417471
Don’t raise a kid here in the west, just look at how we turned out, imagine spending thousands of dollars try to raise an ungrateful entitled brat just for them to end up on 4chan, ask yourself would you rather have a gay son or a slut daughter?

How do i get one of those chubby autistic anime club white women?

>>33417493
bay area is gonna make you want to jump off a bridge, there's a reason people move to the south or ask their employer for at least 200k+ to live in SF
now, if you are working for facebook at 300k, stay in SF of course

>>33417486
Do they teach about female on male abuse?

>>33417493
>people my age who went to private academies after elementary school have become incredibly illustrious at <25 years old
you mean people with very wealthy parents who can afford private academies end up with unrealistically wealthy and "successful" children? wow shocked

>>33417488
>Women are not a hive mind, why do you assume the women complaining about it are the same women doing it?

Why do I crave sex when I don’t even know what it feel like? That’s like craving a dish you’ve never had

>>33417502
Avoid for the same reason my cats avoid poisonous mushrooms in my backyard

>>33417506
The original course was gender neutral actually, I just made it gendered

>>33417512
we are not just one person, we are the product of millions of years, our bodies have technically sort of lived millions of years on earth, we have had a long time to get good at life
your dna had sex a lot of times, in past lives

>>33417512
Well you stuff your mouth with food.
It's probably a similar feeling.

>>33417512
That means your body’s clock is about to run out and it’s trying everything it can to breed or die

>>33417512
You're only a virgin in theory. I'd rather have a slut that never posted nudes online over an alleged virgin whore who posted her nudes for hundreds of strange men to see.

>>33417522
I’m only 20 :(

>>33417524
>for hundreds of strange men to see.
and jerked off to

Otoko no hit to onna no hito ga hanashiteimasu

>>33417502
Hang out around anime clubs?

>>33417524
>>33417527
>Neg neg neg neg

>>33417512
Instinct?

>>33417525
When I was working in my old warehouse job they hired a new guy who was already balding and looked old and when stopped to ask him how old he was my jaw dropped when he said ‘I’m 23’ the dude already looked like he was divorced with a Filipino girlfriend and driving a ford mustang

>>33417530
you can plug your ears and cry neg all you want, it'll still be true

Someone puked directly outside and I stepped in it
Fuck my life

>>33417524
Similar thing for me with men. I’d rather have a guy that slept with a few girlfriends in the past that a gooner who fried his dopamine receptors and now can only get hard for anime children

women can you live without piv?

Dated a guy for a short period of time was very very giving with money like hundreds a week but when I was having a bad day or wanted to talk about how i was feeling emotionally that’s when he drew the line lol? We broke up over me getting kicked out of my parents im 22 I asked to come stay with him for the night until thens cooled down and he was being really weird when I got there and didn’t really care to hear about my problems he was always like this so i broke up with him the next week not sure what gives

>>33417540
>normie see normie do
The world is a lot more complex than your skibidi toilet brain can contemplate

>>33417542
yeah

>>33417543
This is literally what happened to me but gender roles reversed what the fuck

>>33417543
Will say i asked him to order me a hoodie 2 days before i did it as well, was it like a kink money thing he was into?

women, wouldn't you be happier with big fake tits?

>>33417540
>I’d rather have a guy that slept with a few girlfriends in the past
Huh? That's literally every foid, you fucking retard. Nobody prefers inexperienced men. You really tried to 'own' men with your dogshit take, lmao.

>>33417542
I don't have a vagina and don't particularly want to, so by default yes.

>>33417553
Hi BlueValkyrie

>>33417549
I don't particularly think so. Sometimes I wish mine were a little bigger than they are, but not by very much, because I wouldn't want back pain.

>>33417171
I sincerely, at this point, consider other men barely worthy of killing.

My frustration with their incompetence as colleagues is suffocating. Women are basically men with vaginas.

>>33417556
Who??

>>33417557
My Asian gf wants implants is she genuinely insecure or just trying to be a whore

>>33417551
Wasn’t an attempt at an own, I was agreeing with the original guy. Sorry I struck a nerve. If it makes you feel better I don’t actually care if you personally are gooning your life away, I don’t care about you at all

>>33417557
I think big boobs causing back pains is a myth so you’re either moid role playing as a foid post hole
My boobs are cs and they have never caused me any sort of back pain

>>33417565
She may well be insecure, especially if she's the sort who reads fashion magazines and such.
>>33417568
C is not back pain size.

>>33417563
What sex in the city does to a mf

>>33417572
I kind of don’t care to wipe myself anymore not joking i piss and i just go back to sleep or do whatever it is i was doing

>>33417571
She’s Korean and insecure about her small body she wants to have curves but I don’t want her to start getting the wrong attention

how do you track cycles to have safe raw sex?

>>33417576
You don’t own her shit the fuck up
Fuck you fuck your yellow cum dumpster

>>33417575
Oddly personal but okay go off

>>33417568
My guess is it has to do with back strength level. I’m a DD and I don’t struggle with back pain, but I did when I was much younger.

>>33417576
That doesn't sound the most secure of you yourself.

>>33417580
Shut up ENTJ I’m trying to sleep

>>33417567
Lol, I hit a nerve by calling out whores posting their nudes. That's why you made your attempt at an own by saying that foids prefer experienced men (no shit, dumb cunt).
'Gooning' means fuck all if you're not already a Chad-looking guy. And before you jump to other conclusions, I don't watch anime nor play video-games, I'm mostly focused on working out because I enjoy it, but it still means nothing since I'm below 6ft in 2025. I'm not a virgin, but I haven't fucked a lot of bitches either.

>>33417579
Wait till she starts being overly nice to you for no reason that means she’s ovulating rape her again in a months time from now

Could you find a low status man attractive? Few friends, social connections, poor social skills

>>33417589
You’re such a walking stereotype, how bleak.

Gn retards see yall Monday night

>>33417580
This is why everyone hates you and you have no friends

>>33417594
I accept your concession.
>hey guys, guys, get this; i prefer guys who had a few girlfriends before!!! isn't that crazy???
Lmao.

>>33417593
Tried this, choose this over the okay looking actually loaded charismatic guy who i had more in common with think i would have been happier with. The incel wagie broke my heart and left me wondering why im not good enough for anyone. So if you’re looking for reassurance im not on your side moid.

>>33417604
>choose this over the okay looking actually loaded charismatic guy who i had more in common with think i would have been happier with.
why would you do that

Do men get after sex care as well? or is that just for women?

>>33417604
It never felt better to be chad than it is right now god I love being me

>>33417604
Women want men who aren’t socially inept retards it’s very hard to keep conversations with them

>>33417601
Oh you’re that guy. Didn’t realize you were still here. That’s actually even more sad.

>>33417604
The lonely, autistic socially inept men have always been the ones to treat me the worst. One cheated on me and the other completely disrespected my boundaries at every chance he got. Moids will always be moids at the end of the day.

Hi I want to be a woman. When can I be one?

>>33417609
Cuddles are for us too, I used to grab my gf by her throat and shove my middle up her ass keeping it there while holding her butt firmly in my palm and say you will never leave me and she would fell asleep like that

>>33417593
Well, I'm dating a fellow woman who fits that description and I love her a lot, so I don't see why the same couldn't happen with a man if I like his personality.

>>33417607
Literally everyone asked me that. Even the charismatic guy asked me why after the incel broke up with me!!!! who would break up with me!!! Jokes aside i always have went after men with money and i decided you know what hes cute he may be poor and socially awkward but i enjoy his company and im okay with it. Which is very odd behavior from me

>>33417617
This says a lot more about you than it does the men you’ve been with, you are the dumbest poster on this board

>>33417617
How do socially inept autists even manage to find another girl to cheat on you with?

>>33417613
>me: I would even prefer sluts who never posted nudes online for random men
>you: uhhh what can i say to own him? he hurt my feelings :(( think think THINK.. wait 4chan=gooning, right? YESS, THAT'S IT!! ANONETTE YOUR'E A GENIUS!!! okay okay let's post: I prefer men who had a few gfs over men who just jerk off!!! YESSS I TOTEZ OWNED HIM WITH THAT ONE!!!

You tried.

>>33417618
Try Planned Parenthood.

>>33417618
larp as one

just farted and got light headed then burped

>>33417626
She never had a boyfriend he is imaginary

>>33417626
She was a practice gf

>>33417626
It was an egirl so I don’t know if that makes it better or worse to you

I am making a behelit out of clay.
I’m happy with the nose and eyes but the mouth looks fucked up and not in a good way.

State gender and your preferred method of self-harm.

>M
>well-adjusted member of society
>used to skin the bottom of my feet and then walk around on raw flesh for days until it started re-growing, then repeating the process
>probably spent more days of my life walking around on burning flesh than skin

>>33417617
My last last bf was very charismatic and always got looks in public but he was a total dick and meathead thought about sending him a sob message asking why no men like me then I remembered how I felt when he literally up and left our place without a word and stole my belongings

Good night femanons, if you even care

>>33417636
Imagine being such a pathetic girlfriend that you got replaced by an online persona

>>33417630
I want to be a woman though

>>33417643
Nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody

>>33417639
>F
>uh... reading online groups that I know will be bad for my mental health, I guess? Don't really do physical self-harm, too shitty pain tolerance.

>>33417641
He was right I would’ve done the same

>>33417646
0/10 rage bait. I’m no longer hurt by that relationship so your efforts are futile

>>33417647
So go to Planned Parenthood and ask about hormone replacement therapy.

>>33417652
had a brief conversation with him like 2 weeks ago and all he did was send me a money spread I hate wiggas I miss when he dressed like a chick

>>33417639
F
I pick at the skin on the sides of my thumb with my index finger nail. I do it when I’m anxious, and I do it when I’m trying not to cry. Sometimes it’s intentional but most of the time it isn’t

>>33417653
>im totally not upset do you see my face that this is totally not bothering me

Goodnight

>>33417658
Without this board you would be fucked without a place to trauma dump

>>33417660
I do this but I pinch it and pull it until I tear it off and it bleeds

>>33417663
Yeah my friends have had enough of it you’re my friend anon

>>33417639
My preferred method of self harm is psychological cognitive dissonance

>>33417666
Mine is more like scratching until it bleeds, I have weird texture at the sides of my thumbs because I’ve done it for so long
You should try one of those like pain inducing fidgets, I’ve debated on getting one

>>33417667
Thanks lol

>>33417670
Get a job retard

>>33417671
IKEA at this time we must be in different time zones it’s 436am for me

women
would you agree to a mounted spear duel with your bf if he really wanted it
you have to actually try to win no flopping

>>33417674
I have one. Get a girlfriend, unc. Clock is ticking

>>33417675
Still in the right time zone to watch you crash out like a bitch lol

>>33417676
Have GF, and she doesn't seem like the sort who'd go for that, especially since we're both vegan, but... maybe?

>>33417678
Do you feel in charge?

>>33417679
It’s not necessarily crashing out it’s just an anxious thing I don’t even notice

>>33417636
Do e-girls really count as cheating? It's not like he touched and fucked any of them. It's just fun to talk to girls from other countries.

>>33417686
Posting her must be some sort of advanced psychological John Kramer trap for you

>>33417684
Now seriously dude you’re wasting time, we’re over halfway through another year of you have an unfulfilling life and I don’t know how much longer you can hold on

>>33417691
Strangest cope I’ve ever seen projected from a simp

>>33417691
what should I do

Women have no value.

>>33417694
Get your pilot license

>>33417698
I don't think they let mentally ill people pilot

>>33417696
counter point: onlyfans

>>33417682
how can you even respect a woman who doesnt possess the clarity and composure to feel out your range and swat your own probing jabs aside before unhesitatingly driving her steed into a headlong charge at the slightest opening, ducking under your hurried thrust as it whistles past her cheek, as half a heartbeat later the unyielding tip of her spear punches through the skin and flesh and bone of your breast with such extreme force that the momentum carries her fully into your chest and she assaults you with one last passionate kiss before pushing off your shoulder to rip out the spear and glaring down at your lifeless body falling from the saddle

>>33417543
It's fine to be weird to disgusting gold digging whores.

>>33417698
NTA but I like travelling and I want to live so please don’t encourage him

do men take issue with no nudes in a relationship?

>>33417705
After 17 I stopped caring about nudes because every girl from my highschool was posting half naked pics on instagram

>>33417705
I think its fine

>>33417705
You probably sent them already to FWBs and exes

>>33417700
You just have to get better at lying. Live your dream
>>33417704
Start packing a parachute just incase

>>33417701
The only unit of value they understand is their vagina, without it they are disenfranchized

>>33417705
i definitely wouldn't mind. probably even a plus that my partner isn't so retarded that they send nude pictures of themselves to tech companies for them to store forever

>>33417709
Cucks just can’t help but let you know they’re cucks at every opportunity

>>33417705
yes but you can just send them nudes of other people instead and theyll be happy

>>33417713
Why do girls hate cucks? Isn't it a good thing if he's into you being a slut and doesn't care about your body count? Make up your mind already.

>>33417713
But it's not wrong

>>33417710
Why isn’t this more available on commercial flights? They are cheap and easy to operate, you have a better chance at survival by jumping out of a plane with a parachute than deliberately snapping your neck in the controversial brace position in the event of a plane crash

>>33417716
>>33417717
God they just start multiplying like roaches. When you see one, it’s a sign many more must be lurking nearby. I feel sick

>>33417719
If guys reject sluts then it's not good. If they get off to them, it's not good. If they don't notice slutty behavior, not good. If they do notice and talk about it, not good.

>>33417718
I don’t think it would work logistically. It’s a nice idea in theory, but
>People panic and don’t perform well under pressure at all
>That many parachutes deploying next to each other would likely end in disaster regardless
>Being able to get your bearings enough to put on a parachute would be incredibly challenging
>You could never get that many people out in an organized fashion to parachute out of the plane

>>33417718
Life preservers and life jackets are available on most if not all commercial vessels and boats so there is absolutely no reason for it not to be the same with commercial aircraft

>>33417724
>look we just have sacrifice everyone mid for our satanic ritual to our fake tranny skygod
Kill yourself Sheklestein

>>33417728
?

>women mature faster than men
You'd think a 25 year old woman who had a good upbringing would have a better idea of what they want out of life. I despise this cunt, wasting my time is all she's good for

>>33417702
...okay, when you put it that way I guess I can see the appeal.

>>33417732
Women are better in every conceivable way, chud.

>>33417724
>You could never get that many people out in an organized fashion to parachute out of the plane
The army teaches you how to do it in one day, commercial sky drivers teach you while you’re already on the plane. Why are you stalling? No pun intended

Why can't my gf stop masturbating she's literally masturbating 10 hours a day vibrating her clit and stuffing her holes while I go to work. She's literally a stinky neet with her muff airing up the entire house

>>33417712
Get a Polaroid camera?

>>33417739
get her a job

>>33417724
>Being able to get your bearings enough to put on a parachute would be incredibly challenging
You are literally putting on a backpack with a draw string, are you fucking retarded? Have you never gone sky diving before?

>>33417739
get her a FWB

>>33417736
Right but those are people who are prepared to do it. Not a bunch of randoms who are of all ages, intelligence levels, and physical capabilities who are actively panicking
>>33417744
They would be stored somewhere on the plane, and you’d be seated and buckled while the plane was crashing, surrounded by a bunch of panicking people. It’s not as simple as just putting on a backpack then you rodent

>>33417732
Average middle class people born in the suburbs have no identity

>>33417739
Idk why but a lot of women these days are massive gooners, and are proud of it aswell.

>>33417739
shes probably just bored and has nothing to do
you should get her a dog or something so then she has an excuse to go out for walks too

>>33417739
Because she's bored, I did that for 4 years before my ex started complaining and I realized I didn't need a bf

>>33417739
Seems to me like something like that is usually the result of being somehow unfulfilled by the rest of your life.

>>33417739
are you seriously going to complain

Man this job would cure any incel or make them into a school shooter

>>33417760
what job

>>33417760
What job?

>>33417760
what job?

>>33417734
if your home was raided by bandits while you were away your vegan wife would doubtless lack the strength to fend off even a single attacker, let alone a group
my wife? i would come home to blood all over the walls and ceiling, horrified, when i feel a hand close around my mouth from behind and a knife press to my throat
it is my wife. "oh, its you" she says "clean this shit up im taking a nap"

>>33417747
>Not a bunch of randoms who are of all ages, intelligence levels, and physical capabilities who are actively panicking
Here put this on, after you jump count to three and then pull…
>They would be stored somewhere on the plane
Obviously under the passengers seat where they can access them, a reserve chute is about the size of a throw pillow and only weighs about 3lbs
>It’s not as simple as just putting on a backpack
Lmao this retard is scared of heights

>>33417766
how long do you think it takes for a plane to crash

>>33417764
Scooby Doo levels of comically hilarious larping

>>33417766
Have you ever been in an airport? On a regular day you can’t even get everyone to board the plane in a reasonable manner

>>33417761
>>33417762
>>33417763
Lmao

Men how long can you carry a 95-100lb women in your arms?

>>33417769
Definitely longer than it takes to put on a backpack, find the nearest exit and jump out. You are genuinely room temp pajeet IQ for arguing against trying to save lives

>>33417777
you are just too stupid man im sorry

>>33417775
indefinitely
i could also throw you about 15 yards, maybe 20 depending on the clothes

>>33417739
I'll be her bf if you don't want her

>>33417775
really long time

>>33417771
>Have you ever been in an airport?
I flew to Japan a few months ago and there was like a handful of passengers on board
>you can’t even get everyone to board the plane in a reasonable manner
I’m sorry that you chose to live in Ohio

>>33417769
NTA but how long is a piece of string?

>>33417791
6

>>33417781
>duhhh I have no argument and decided to go full adhominem to try and save face infront of stacy

>>33417800
pee pee poo poo

I want to break up with my gf but we have a holiday coming up with our mutual friends in about a month. I really want to go on this holiday. How to best approach this?

>>33417801
Good morning saar! Have you eaten the poo and drank the cow piss today lovley sexy beautiful?

>>33417804
work with your friends to cut her out of the holiday

>>33417808
Nah I cant do that, I still like her as a friend and the friends are probably around 50/50 preference between us if they had to choose

>>33417705
No lol
It's a bonus not an expectation
>>33417427
I love brushing girls' hair
Is that creepy to say lol

>>33417718
there's a couple of issues with this idea:
1. if you have enough time to jump out of the aircraft (and you have enough height that it's safe) then there's a pretty high chance that the pilots can still save the plane in a manner that is much less risky than funneling hundreds of panicking passengers through the thin corridor and into 2 to 4 exit doors behind the wings. most accidents happen pretty close to the ground during takeoff or landing.
2. the aircraft doors are not designed for it. aircraft doors aren't locked so that they always open in the case of a crash, they are merely locked shut by the differential pressure between the cabin and the outside. on most planes, you can't open the doors at all while in flight (on some airbus planes where the door doesn't open into the wind stream you can open them close to the ground when the differential pressure doesn't lock them as much, but this is obviously not a good situation for parachutes on total newbies).
3. people are extremely fucking retarded and reality has shown that they can't even evacuate correctly without hurting themselves when they are on the ground and there is no danger. people take their luggage with them, they fight for the exit, and if there is genuine danger, then all hell breaks loose. there was one instance of a plane that had a fire on board and managed to land safely, but when they landed, they couldn't open the doors because the people close to the doors were fighting, and in the end every one on board burned to death.

>>33417804
Why do you want to break up?

>>33417817
We have been dating for around 3/4 months, but I dont see a future together. She is nice and fun to be around, but some cultural differences and there isn’t much physical attraction

>>33417775
Not very long probably but I have low stamina
If this were a fantasy of my gf's I would definitely work out to accomplish it better
Also it helps if you know how to hang on and sort of help distribute the weight, because I was able to carry a 150lb guy further than I expected thanks to that

>>33417818
>some cultural differences
anon you can just say it
whats the real reason
why are men like this actually

>>33417705
Most probably would but I wouldn't necessarily, depending on other factors

>>33417639
M, getting blackout drunk and doing stupid shit... I hate myself

I’m on my malevolent trickster arc

>>33417816
1. Why wait for a maybe we can land this thing if you just give me a moment, when I could guarantee my own safety by parachuting myself out
2. Just instal hydraulic locks
3. They wouldn’t have been fighting if they just parachuted out lol

>>33417639
M
Punching hard things really hard
Self talk where I call myself a pussy and a waste of space
>it sounds like my dad

>>33417822
Lol it actually is partially cultural differences since she is bot native to my country. I now realize I want a girl who speaks my native language. And the lack of physical attraction pushes this over the edge

>>33417639
Male
I just drink a lot
Does playing with my cats count as self harm if I know they'll claw up my hands?

>>33417609
Men don't get care at all

>>33417830
you have to be 18+ to post here anon

>>33417822
Also wtf do you mean
> why are men like this
Like what? Dating a girl and discovering it is not what they are looking for?

>>33417822
NTA but I'm honestly not sure what you're implying.
>>33417832
Can't she learn your native language?

>>33417305
Like other anon said, basically just having slutty friends, going partying/clubbing a lot and using dating apps
I have known guys who do hit on random women at dive bars and things and do actually get laid. I don't have the charisma for that kek (nor really the desire). But I used to go clubbing a lot with girls years ago and out to other events and probably had opportunities. If you're out with female friends (long as you don't look like a pimp kek) you're more likely to have other women talk to you because you seem safe or whatever

>>33417840
I’m not the one using a literal tripfag lmao

>>33417840
You have to wash your hand before posting here street shitter dalit untouchable

>>33417240
It's silly to watch this scene out of context lol
Watch the entire movie, it's actually good

>>33417822
>why are men like this
Cultural differences doesn't always mean race, it can be lifestyles or beliefs too. I really like an Islamic girl but it wouldn't work between us because of the cultural differences

>>33417840
>puts tripcode on in an attempt to impress Stacy
>fails horribly twice
My fucking sides kek

>>33417847
a tripfag is a person using a trip. happy to help!

>>33417849
>street shitter dalit untouchable
speak english, nigger

>>33417856
Thank you saar come again please

>>33417855
>puts tripcode on in an attempt to impress Stacy
kek, what insane world do you live in where people put on trips to impress people
i'm giving you a means to filter me faggot. perhaps you should put on a trip as well?

What a disgusting little night. I love it

>>33417772
are you gonna tell us

>>33417858
I’m fucking your thread crush JH, you know the one that kicked you out of your own thread twice and called you a stinky pajeet? That one lol

>>33417842
> Can't she learn your native language?
Theoretically, sure. But would take years. And I think I dont find her attractive enough to ‘wait for this’. If lets say she was twice as attractive it would be worth it. Pretty selfish of me but hey

>>33417856
NTA but go back to your own country visafag we don’t like your kind here

>>33417862
what the fuck are you even babbling about, anon?

>>33417864
Nobody finds you attractive jeet

>>33417860
I supervise a bar and liquor store

Women, why do you enjoy hurting my feelings?

>>33417865
>we don’t like your kind here
not surprising, mutts tend to have an aversion to white people

>>33417864
She could learn it at a basic level pretty quickly, and then getting better would just be a matter of talking with you a bunch.

>>33417862
>wake up early for the weekend, decide to make coffee
>check the thread while it's brewing
>first thing I see is someone claiming to fuck me and using me for some sort of thread argument
Gay. I wish I could go back to bed.

>>33417873
I won

>>33417870
I don't know, I've never met you. Probably no other woman on this thread has either.

>>33417874
There's no winning on 4chan. We're all losing by posting.

>>33417873
>has no morning ritual outside of 4chan
Lmao no friends terminally online addicted NEET shut in loser

if you think about it, women
often times what fixes you right up is some good hard pussy pummelling
and that's like, the only thing I'm good at.
honestly we're made for each other.

>>33417008 (OP)
Is that the actress or a look alike?
The pink ranger from Power Rangers Galaxy was the hottest for me.

>>33417876
Aries always wins

>>33417879
Lost Galaxy, the first one that looked like a malnourished nerd.

>>33417775
Zero minutes and zero seconds. I have no need for being taken to the police station.

>>33417889
You probably have the testosterone levels of an average UK male

>>33417775
I don't know, help me find out.

>>33417891
No, I'm balding.

>>33417878
as if you could even minorly inconvenience it
"pummel" got me dying
id have your shit looking like a stepped on cigarette on the sidewalk lil cousin
in minimal time too

My gf makes me put my soft dick inside of her when we cuddle and pretends that she's giving breastfeeding me

>>33417898
you wanna bet on it?

>>33417896
Pajeet tier dark humour

>>33417900
That's... actually kinda hot?

>>33417171
M, yes I could've just become the bitchy househusband to some rich chad and not have to worry about working

>>33417877
Nobody else is awake at 5 in the morning, and I just described my morning ritual of making coffee.
>>33417900
Sounds like a fetish thing.

>>33417900
Nice fanfiction but working a limp dick in takes so much fiddling and rubbing that it doesn't stay soft

>>33417079
>buy me clothes
>watch Disney+
>order pizza
Why wouldn't you want to do this for a cute white gf
Meanwhile the Asian girl in your pic looks like a nerd no offense and what is that Pokemon onesie

>>33417900
>gf makes me put my soft dick inside
this is where the story breaks down for me. that would be impossible

>>33417760
What job

>>33417925
>>33417869

>>33417921
The Asian girl will be nicer and friendlier. I don't even have yellow fever, but they really are better than white foids who seem to hate all white men.

Damn, I overslept today...
Alarm went off at 9am and I slept until 12 just now.
My sleeping rythm is probably all fucked up now.
Is this a bad omen?
My punishment for not drinking alcohol?

>>33417079
I dont like Asians though

Good morning sirs and ma'ams

>>33417816
>couldn't open the doors because the people close to the doors were fighting, and in the end every one on board burned to death
Which flight was this? The closest incident I can think of is Saudia Flight 163; it's thought that the pilot and flight crew were largely incapacitated from smoke inhalation before the plane even landed. The fire had probably melted the controls to shut down/depressurize the plane, meaning the conscious crew couldn't open the doors internally. When ground personell finally did, the plane interior shortly flashed over in the fire. It had nothing to do with the passengers
>>33417718
>they are cheap and easy to operate
No they're not lmao. There's a high risk of serious injury, and jumping out of the exits of most airliners in-flight will probs lead to impact with a control surface, engine or turbulent airflow that can kill you
In WW2 the OSS actually stopped doing jump training and just sent infiltration agents in blind, cause too many people were getting injured/killed during training
>you have a better chance at survival by jumping out of a plane with a parachute
It's very rare for a plane crash scenario to occur at enough altitude for parachuting, where the pilots can't just attempt an emergency landing. And in the rare cases it does (i.e. the pilots can't feasibly attempt an emergency landing), the loss of control would make parachuting out incredibly dangerous
Also, having enough parachutes on the plane for all the passengers and crew would weigh a fuckton, which would significantly lower fuel capacity and maneuverability, making a crash scenario more likely
>>33417725
>there is absolutely no reason for it not to be the same with commercial aircraft
The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) mandates that all aircraft flying over water be equipped with enough life jackets for each passenger and crew member

>>33417920
Depends on how spent you are, no?

>>33417935
>The Asian girl will be nicer and friendlier
Bro pulled the reverse racism card
>>33417953
It's Saturday dude, take it easy
Lol I didn't realise my housemate's relative was coming to help with gardening, I'm hungover so will probs just go back to sleep...

>>33417929
Got any funny regulars or stories?
>>33417919
>Nobody else is awake at 5 in the morning
I was, before going bed lol

Any of you femanons ever been hit with the "I'm sorry, I'm married" line?

>>33417988
Well today I got hit with mace. There’s the girls who are addicted to shaking their asses. There’s so much shit. It’s pretty interesting to see how debased and degenerate people will be when given the chance.

Foids would you make me some coffee?
My doggo is sleeping and I don't have the heart to get up and wake her up

>>33417992
Yes. A couple times unironically, many MANY times ironically.

>>33417710
>just have to get better at lying
Since incidents like GermanWings where a depressed nutter crashed a plane full of schoolkids (Germany had a law at the time where you had the right to not declare your medical history), aviation authorities can request your full medical records, and will bar you for any serious mental health issues
So unless you've somehow managed to avoid getting diagnosed or medicated (like that nutter who just purposefully crashed the plane in India, or the Chinese a few years ago), it's not happening
You can still become a flight attendant or something though if you're demonstrably stable, I know someone with bipolar who's cabin crew

>>33417994
>today I got hit with mace. There’s the girls who are addicted to shaking their asses. There’s so much shit
Where do you live, New York?
Hope the rest of your day is more peaceful lol

would society be improved if you could duel women to the death to take their men

>>33417840
Is this plane crash femanon btw??

>>33417996
sure
you want the siphon ethiopian natural? i could give you my own version after too

sweaty white women

>>33417830
>Just instal hydraulic locks
Even with hydraulic assistance, the cabin pressure difference would still make it impossible to open the doors mid-flight lol

>>33418013
trust me you dont want that

>>33418012
I'm uhhh
I'm not uh.
I just have black coffee usually
Your coffee is probably amazing. Anything you'd like to share.

>>33418006
>would society be improved if you could duel women
Yes
>>33418017
Yes we do

>>33417900
Is she a shotacon lol

>>33417891
Probably still higher than the test levels of the average UK police officer
>>33417777
>put on a backpack, find the nearest exit and jump out
Bro thinks real life is a fast and furious movie

I wish real women had uma ears and aren't insufferable

>>33417992
Not that I can recall.

>>33418018
>Anything you'd like to share.
the old hoodie you gave to your dog as a blanket that she loves? i got jealous and stole it from her and use it as a pillowcase
thats why she doesnt like me
>>33418019
there are so many women walking around irl who need to get sent to the shadow realm

>>33418027
SHUTUP YOU STUPIDNHORSEFUCKER

>>33417900
I'm having a glass of milk rn and imagining that it's my MILF crush's breastmilk

>>33418027
you can have all the fun you want with your little floozy
and then im going to break her knee and have her turned into a bottle of glue with a picture of her face on it and leave it on your bedstand

>>33417996
I never really learned how, as I much prefer tea.

>>33418030
Umas aren't horses

>>33418032
Why would anyone do that... Also my phone is encrypted so good luck

>>33418027
I prefer Equestria Girls
>>33418029
>so many women walking around irl who need to get sent to the shadow realm
I'll send her to the shadow realm (that's just what I call under my bedsheets)

>>33417900
>>33418031
How the fuck could breastfeeding be seen as sexual?

>>33418038
every time you push your penis inside her i want you to imagine that you are shoving a knife in there instead
imagine her bleeding and crying because of you
and when you watch the video of me doing just that, im going to tell her you told me to do it
so enjoy it while it lasts DARLING

>>33418039
Well you are also a childfucker, so no surprise there.

I wish girls went into heat like animals in my Japanese cartoons

RIP my nigga
Do you think Bowser is clapping those cheeks then, or she's getting some scissoring action with Daisy?

Women, if you were to date someone, and if he used subjunctive verbs correctly, would this please or displease you?

>>33418045
Schizocel

>>33418046
>you are also a childfucker
W h a t
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>>33418043
Mommy gib milk

>>33418043
>How the fuck could breastfeeding be seen as sexual?
It involves breasts.

>>33418043
Fuck off.

>>33418054
I want to put maple syrup on a woman's breasts and lick it off
Is that too much for a nigga to ask

>>33418047
Female physiology is so weird, every other animal gets horny during certain time of the year but human women just never

>>33417775
>Men how long can you carry a 95-100lb women in your arms?
I have a long-term spinal injury, I can't safely lift anything that's much heavier than a cat.

>>33418054
Bit specifically breastfeeding. Like, in the moment, you must acknowledge that it's something a baby should be doing.

>>33418029
>the old hoodie you gave to your dog as a blanket that she loves? i got jealous and stole it from her and use it as a pillowcase
>thats why she doesnt like me
oh my god femanon,
this hit too close to home

>>33417705
>do men take issue with no nudes in a relationship?
It wouldn't bother me, but I think it would bother quite a lot of men.

>>33418048
she sneaks out at night like a serial killer and finds one of those evil mushroom guys to bounce on until they disintegrate
its not sexual she just needs to kill

>>33418060
It's not actually that odd for the person a woman is having sex with to suck on her nipple. And that is definitely a sexual thing.

>>33418065
>finds one of those evil mushroom guys to bounce on until they disintegrate
It should've been meeee-
>its not sexual she just needs to kill
Didn't realise she was bad like that

>>33418057
>I want to put maple syrup on a woman's breasts and lick it off
I think honey works better.

>>33418058
Human women never get horny?
I don't think you've interacted with a single woman in her 40s at that time of the month when she's surrounded by little kids at a family party or something and had a few glasses of wine

>>33418069
Honey honey, how you thrill me
Well now I'm hungry

>>33418043
Btw JH you have to have breasts to do the whole breastfeeding thing

>>33418054
Do men view pissing and shitting as sexual?

>>33418075
Fetishists.

>>33418075
No but I would let a hot woman piss in my mouth
Shit is too far tho that's just gross

>>33418070
I've never seen a horny woman irl, I think it's just something we made up to sell sex to men

Why aren't women horses?

>>33418075
men view peristalsis and scabs sloughing off as sexual
dont even try to understand them

>>33418080
>never seen a horny woman irl
You ought to interact with more drunk older women and single moms

>>33418083
>peristalsis and scabs
That is kinda hot ngl

>>33418083
>>33418075
Truth nuclear bomb. Women doing almost anything is hot.

>>33418084
I'd rather not

>>33418081
Agreed

>>33418083
Now that you mention that, why are so many women obsessed with removing blackheads and pimples, specially mens'?

I'm a jewish man and i'm so mad jewish girls like black men.

>>33418089
is you dumb
why wouldnt my chosen champions hygiene reflect on me
the enemy that fells you should lift your visor and be so stricken by the nobility of your visage that he takes his own life in grief

>>33418074
Fuck you. My doctor has said my weird nipples shouldn't make breastfeeding difficult, either. I'm going to be fine in that department.

White men keep eating too much kimchi. What is the cause?

>>33417992
No, not really because I don't hit on any guy thats taken/married/I don't flirt—I'm not good at it, I'm still too awkward

>>33418051
I would cum with my legs shaking

Women being portrayed as horny is gooner propaganda

>>33417549
Maybe if theyre not too big but theyre dangerous and cause cancer

>>33417647
Maybe if you're lucky you'll be a woman in your next life (if that's even happening because people have different beliefs but you know what I mean.)

State gender-
Anyone had any success in curing psoriasis?

>>33418103
I think I prove I'm horny like every time tome I post ITT.

I'm a huge incel virgin clittycel that is balding and ugly.
I will go to asian shithole country to get some pussy.
How do you feel about that women? Do you feel owned?

>>33418103
true
the only thing a proper woman has between her legs is a migraine-inducing void of profane extradimensional geometries radiating with a perverse sense of spatial wrongness which leeches away the clarity of your senses and threatens to drag you into madness

>>33418109
That's just male larp

>>33418112
Probably

>>33418110
No, be extremely cautious when traveling, don't get scammed.

>>33418110
i hope your first time is special and transformative and you come out of it with a fresh perspective on sex and intimacy

M or F
You're tasked with destroying a home infestation (like rats or something)
What gear will you use