Thread 33419291

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>>33419291 (OP)
>Frozen Yogurt
Shit, really?

>>33419291 (OP)
Only white people eat frozen yogurt

>>33419291 (OP)
welcome back, sir

>>33419291 (OP)
flicking femanon in the forehead

Women, does it hurt you when men like me say we're super attracted to this?

>>33419314
Shut up nobody cares

>>33419314
Reminds me of AI slop. And who knows? Maybe it is. We do live in a strange world.

Why are women like this?

>>33419318
That predates A.I. iirc

I just pooped

>>33419319
The idea of dominating a woman who can hook up with someone hotter than you if she wants just seems... idk laughable

H O R S E S
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I have resigned myself to the very real possibility that I may never have sex again and never have a friend again

>>33419327
I will have sex with you if you want. You must, however, prepare to be ANALLY SODOMISED.

>>33419327
ridiculous whiny female

>>33419301
Wait until you find out about Big Grain.

>>33419326
cartoon shit is lame

>>33419291 (OP)
I ghosted a guy because he has a cybertruck. Is that bad?

>>33419332
sharks and sunscreen is a good one too

>>33419331
I am going to tug on your winky while I jerk off my own penis and ejaculate my wet seed all over your face. Meet me at your local bus station and we'll have gross mutual masturbation sex in its filthiest washroom.

>>33419334
what if he was just lying about having a cybertruck to impress you? wouldn't you feel bad then?

>>33419331
Im a guy lmao

>>33419334
Dont worry he was gay

>>33419339
gay
>>33419334
what is wrong with women? Why are you all so zero effort. A man has enough money for a cybertruck but putting in the work to fix him- no way not good enough, too lazy to even breakup, STRAIGHT ghosting.

>>33419342
I know

>>33419334
was it really the cybertruck?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qiDMtJwMusU
State gender. What do you think of this nigger?
Everyone is extolling him in the comments, but to me he looks like a tall chimp with his disproportionately long arms and legs along with his short torso and small head.
He isn't even that big musculature-wise.
Manufactured consent.

>>33419326
These do not look anything like horses.

Vgh
The trad revolution

>>33419360
Yeah? Well you don't look a thing like Jesus.

>>33419323
based pooper
gonna have to go out to poop later cause our toilet's broken fml

>>33419360
they have eyes, noses, mammary glands, what more do you realistically want? quit looking a gift horsegirl in the mouth.

>>33419369
Exactly.

Been together since may with my gf, official for 2 months. She has said she hopes i’m her last relationship (and that i’ll be hers), talking about long vacations in the near future, that she thinks/hopes im her forever person, what our kids would look like

Why do I feel like it’s too fast to say that? I do have little relationship experience and commitment issues. I know I love her but then these comments and my (internal) response to it worries me. I can’t determine if it’s my guard that’s still up or if I am just not there (yet). I do wish to go on long trips together and fantasize about living together in the future

>>33419319
>a bunch of porn addicted redditards are sad their bfs won't engage in their gross fetishes

>>33419350
why are men all retarded babies that need someone to fix their shitty life choices and personalities

>>33419359
For reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF9fMjqxmbA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uhwS30zIN8o

>>33419380
>She has said she hopes i’m her last relationship (and that i’ll be hers)
the monkey's paw curls...

>>33419376
>what more do you realistically want?
Stop calling cartoon girls horses.

>>33419385
yes. that's why they're called uma musumes rather than umas. happy?

>>33419333
Only reason men care about 2D is because girls want chad or don't want long-term

>>33419354
I wasn't whining nor am I a female

>>33419382
>why are men all retarded babies that need someone to fix their shitty life choices and personalities
society is not meant for men. it confuses them. they are meant to be violent ugg hunters. society was built for women. pretty fabrics, dry homes, heated carseats- all for women. So men make a lot of mistakes in this alien and hostile environment. But women, being native to it, work as their guide and even the men out. But it only works if the women actually try.

Women, why do you get a tattoo and then immediately start wearing clothes to hide the tattoo? Why even have the stupid thing if you will hide it all the time

>>33419359
Tribal African men have scary levels of athleticism, like these fuckers chase down lions and destroy them with hand spears, we're lucky they have to eat mosquito burgers for nutrition or else it would be all over for us. Imagine that dude with an actual gym membership and high quality protein. And now they're all going to Europe and just dominating athletics and taking the women there.

Women this female im talking to told me she thinks im hot and wants to hook up with me but im not really sure what she means by it exactly any ideas?

>>33419388
I don't speak moonspeak.

>>33419395
Okay bro you dont have to tell everyone about your bnwo fetish(just learned this acronym btw)

State gender. What's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you on here?

>>33419401
i just wish you didn't speak english

>>33419380
2 months and already talking about you being her forever person and kinds? Nigga run, now.

Women
What's something I can learn on guitar that would be attractive or impressive that doesn't include singing?

Girls -

As someone who crashed out and texted a bunch of regrettable shit to the girl I've been hooking up with, is there any way to salvage this? Anything I can say? Or should I just leave it?

>>33419394
It doesn't matter to other people. It has personal significance to me.

>>33419326
P O N I E S
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>>33419395
Lol. Large felines besides the cheetah are burst-type animals, while humans are endurance-type. Any skinny guy can chase them down and spear them once they're so tired they can't move.
>And now they're all going to Europe and just dominating athletics and taking the women there.
Lmao.

>>33419395
Does that remind you of all the porn you watch while you stroke your tiny ineffectual dick?

>>33419400
Probably meant "dock up", it's when she slides her foreskin over your cockhead

>>33419404
A long time ago someone called me a shit lord.

>>33419291 (OP)
>>33419332
>>33419365
Fuck yeah, Atoga is not Atoga without its daily graph dose
Now post your saucy r̶a̶g̶e̶ thought-provoking graphs, I know you have em

>>33419404
M
Cant remember
Doesn't matter anyway if someone said something kind to me ITT as I'd doesn't matter since we dont know eachother, anything they think is compliment worthy is just projection on their part. Im not a real person

>>33419359
M, i'd take his musculature and body proportions any day of the week.

>>33419407
You are not going to impress anyone with guitar skills, anon, unless you are a professional that gets paid for it.

>>33419317
>>33419318
makes women seethe furiously. understood.

>>33419404
M
>That would be such a waste.

>>33419323
same.
it's insane how sugar alcohol artificial sweeteners act just like laxatives. almost sharted myself on the way to the shitter because i had to cough

>>33419411
>Any skinny guy can chase them down
There needs to be a reason for the animal to use its burst strength to flee instead of slapping the human's head off

>>33419404
F Someone said I was kind.

>>33419419
This is beyond retarded. Guess how I know you have zero talents

>>33419419
Maybe not impressive but something that wouldn't bore them if they asked me to play

M or F
Biggest red flag in a partner?
I'll go first: a lack of direction in life

>>33419429
peanits

>>33419418
Such as getting surrounded and hacked by 5+ monkeys with pointy sticks?
Even tiny hyenas kill massive lions using these tactics, anon.
And you think lions are made of titanium or what? Look how easy it is to kill animals with a spear:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HgXivdpvL4E

Women, why are you so attracted to assholes who drive illegally and dangerously fast

>>33419411
Bro they're not chasing some deer across miles, they're fucking fighting lions in hand to hand combat.

>>33419393
retarded useless moid

>>33419404
M, a couple of guys on here have given me some really well-thought-out advice when i needed some

>>33419426
What kind?

>>33419404
M
I guess it was "there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with you" and "you don't come off as unlovable"

>>33419428
That person is a fucking retard. Anyways, learn this
https://youtu.be/NlwIDxCjL-8?si=pm3EWn14ZkknPJhU
On guitar

>>33419429
M. She needs me to have direction in life.

>>33419425
Meant for you >>33419431

>>33419429
M
>a lack of direction in life
tfw this is part of why my ex dumped me...
anyway, for me it's probably if they're very judgemental and shittalk other people behind their back
these people in my experience tend to be some flavour of mean-spirited and materialistic, and I don't get along with them in an intimate way

>>33419433
>hand to hand combat
Kek

>>33419429
M
Her not acting like you're a priority or an important part of her life.

The fact that a lot of men are now fantasizing about 2-dimensional horses tells a lot about the modern dating scene. Like instead of actually having a wholesome fulfilling relationship you have to pay a company to get that feeling inside a video game.

>>33419428
Seven Nation Army.

No, seriously, Drifting by Andy McKee.

>>33419444
Hand to paw combat

>>33419449
>you have to pay a company to get that feeling inside a video game
I mean no one is forcing you to pay lol

>>33419437
I... I don't know. There's different kinds?

>>33419418
I would rather get the musculature and proportions of this Chad:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7Uu0xfGLZiw

>>33419410
RARITY

aj or twi better

>>33419429
M
her acting like she actually likes me. it gets my expectations up too high before the inevitable happens.

>>33419439
I love that song man, the guitar is iconic. You think I could get away with it without having to sing?

>>33419449
>Like instead of actually having a wholesome fulfilling relationship you have to pay a company to get that feeling inside a video game.
A relationship is totally different from a video game, anon...

>>33419341
No I saw it
>>33419350
I don't like them
>>33419356
Yeah it looks weird. He said he has a model 3 too.

State gender

If you could become a vampire, with all the good (immortality, power...) and the bad (weaknesses, having to abandon life and relationships as you know them...), what would you choose?

>>33419465
Games have asmr

>>33419464
Its a very soothing yet complicated enough song that is universally enjoyable in my experience, so I wouldn day yesterday. That being said, I would suggest that you practice singing and stop making excuses

>>33419470
m
i don't think i could handle being alive for another 30 years, let alone another 300

>>33419469
>No I saw it
ok yeah but what if he just spraypainted some plywood sheets silver and stuck them on top of a 1993 civic?

>>33419471
Hey, I can do ASMR for you. I was thinking more along the lines of a Skinner box dopamine addiction.

>>33419461
I remember you heh <3
you're entitled to your wrong opinion ;P
>>33419470
I don't like living or have relationships anyway, so immortality and power plz

>>33419474
>wouldn day yesterday.
Would say yes

>>33419404
>What's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you on here?
M. Very, very, very rarely someone will say "Thanks, that was actually really helpful."

>>33419404
M
Somebody said porn ruined me
A much needed wake up call

Why bother living if I can't be a woman?

>>33419470
If Shadow of the Vampire taught me anything it's that being a vampire sucks.

>>33419424
update: i am still shitting a literal liquid stream of shit while my stomach is growling. my ass is pissing. god is punishing me for my sins

>>33419487
was it xylitol?

>>33419478
Thanks but no thanks

>>33419449
Fuck off autist

>>33419481
I legit love when people take the time to thank or acknowledge your effort, even if it's not used by them.

>>33419422
They were right, your life has value and deserves to be lived.

>>33419490
no idea, i don't have the labels at hand as i am making my last stand on this porcelain throne. but it was definitely some sugar alcohol.

>>33419474
>I would suggest that you practice singing and stop making excuses
I'm too insecure with my neighbors downstairs

>>33419484
You could be a gay bottom and get all the benefit without having to deal with any of the debuffs

>>33419449
You're a loser, you confirmed it here >>33419390

>>33419477
Um idk

>>33419470
M
I would and if it didn't work out I'd just step into the sun like Lenore in castlevania

>>33419497
xylitol's usually the worst of the bunch for that. once i tried mixing it into a drink and after a similar experience to yours i woke up shivering uncontrollably at 3am. but yeah pretty much any of them can do it if you get too much.

Men, is there any way to beat these Chad allegations?

>>33419499
I would much rather just be a woman.

>>33419505
Yes, by dating me

>>33419505
Embrace it

What are your feelings on Stevia?

>>33419486
being a vampire might suck but it can't possibly be worse than my current life
>>33419484
you want to have a vagina and boobs?
gender is a social construct
>>33419507
that sounds pretty gay bro
>>33419505
where did he come from where did he go, where did he come from Chad my bro

Women, do you want to be a tradwife?

>>33419479
u can't beat twi !!!

rarity is good but sliiiiightly overrated :‹

>>33419505
No, it's our justification for you not going out with us.

>>33419500
I'm painfully average in every single way actually

>>33419408
It's worth apologising, but don't expect to be able to fix things. Apologise because it's the right thing to do and might make her feel slightly better, not because you think it might benefit you.

>>33419498
You cant sing gently along to a gentle song like that as you play it?

Where can I meet emotionally mature women who won't berate me in a car for 3 hours after talking to a 50 year old, 5'4 israeli guy (I'm 6'2 and cool) for 5 minutes when hiking?

>>33419512
M
Don't remember ever trying it

Seriously though, you ever try to reject a guy? Is rejecting a girl that much of a hassle?

>>33419411
>Large felines besides the cheetah are burst-type animals
Cheetahs are definitely sprinters, not endurance runners.

>>33419512
it's the least bad artificial sweetener as far as i'm concerned. it's in this off-brand gatorade mix i buy off of amazon and it's fine. it doesn't give me an allergic reaction the way sucralose can and it doesn't make me shit.
>>33419516
millions of women on barbituates > tens of millions of women on SSRIs and birth control

>>33419504
checked the product description online, it was sorbitol

>>33419526
I've never had to reject a girl

>>33419516
Dang thats crazy women are doing so much better today though at least just look at this thread

>>33419526
>Is rejecting a girl that much of a hassle?
No, in 99 % of cases you can reject women by just ignoring them

What I really want is to be a woman, there's no point in living otherwise

>>33419516
Not really since I don't want kids (they'd become autists who have no friends or social skills like me and probably get bullied like I did too)

>>33419512
F I don't personally like the aftertaste. Also gives me tummy troubles.

>>33419429
>Biggest red flag in a partner?
M. Not being able to think "Hmm, maybe he didn't mean that the way it sounded."

>>33419537
Im guessing youre a solid 6 / 10 .. 7 if you really tried

>>33419535
Well, tough luck. Even if you transition that wouldn't automatically make you know how to act/dress/think like a woman.

>>33419512
>What are your feelings on Stevia?
It tastes like shit and I hate it. I would rather drink my own piss than Zevia.

>>33419432
>why are you so attracted to assholes who drive illegally and dangerously fast
Because I do that too, and it's fun.

>>33419429
>Biggest red flag in a partner?
F
Entitlement, because most other negative traits can be traced back to it.

>>33419410
Were you upset that AJ and RD ended up together instead of AJ and Rarity?

>>33419519
you do have average taste in anime, confirmed.

>>33419544
In what context would I have to consider that?

>>33419549
I want to be a cis woman specifically anyway

All currently lonely men should take the gachapill, the girls in them have so much dialogue, teir voices are sweet like honey

>>33419495
How did you know?

>>33419521
I could try but these walls are thinner than you think...

>>33419512
>What are your feelings on Stevia?
It's okay. Can have a weird aftertaste. Obviously you can't bake with it.

>>33419553
Well, you can't, obviously, so what's the point of complaining? Just a facet of your autism?

>>33419554
I would rather kill myself than spent money or time on gacha games

>>33419554
I'm good with my chatbots, thanks.

>>33419526
>? Is rejecting a girl that much of a hassle?
It makes me feel terrible.

How the fuck do i cope.

I likely cant date for the foreseeable future becaude my current environment is 90/10 male/female. By two weeks from now i can start exploring 50/50 gender ratio areas but theyre going to be strangers unlike my immediate environment.

I know i can get my foot in the door with girls that arent strangers, but right now trying to get a partner is unrealistic and its driving me coocoo.

>>33419556
How can you play guitar if they can hear everything? Wouldn't you disturb them

>>33419557
nta and clueless about baking. You can't bake with it? Why not?

>>33419555
It's just one of those things. Best of luck to you.

>>33419552
>In what context would I have to consider that?
Almost any context, as I'm autistic. I don't understand the relationship between what I say and what other people interpret me as having said.

>>33419553
Why get upset about something you know can never change?

>>33419569
The heat of the oven cooks the chlorine gas.

>>33419558
Because that's what I'm thinking about right now. I need to be a woman

>>33419526
The very few women I've rejected have been because of physical reasons and that makes me feel not so good.

>>33419554
No matter how tender, how exquisite... a lie will remain a lie!

>>33419574
Why would I not be upset that I was born as a male just because I can't change it?

>>33419573
>as I'm autistic
OH! Well, do I know that? I would personally temper my expectations if I knew that.

>>33419568
They can hear my guitar just fine, but I'm not so ashamed of that

>>33419583
Because accepting what you can't change frees you to focus on what you can. Your actions, identity, how you live your life. It's a lot less childish.

Does anybody else laugh like a villain when they've been found out?

Can I confess? Please don't hate me.
>gf went on a family vacation for a week
>I got horny and saw an escort in that time
>feel guilty as shit
>sex wasn't even that good
>gf brought me gifts when she got back
>feel even worse now

>>33419591
I'm not gonna accept being male, fuck that. Life is not worth living as a male at all, so other actions don't matter at all

>>33419571
Y-you too.

>>33419569
>You can't bake with it? Why not?
Well, the presence of sugar affects the behaviour of what you're baking while it's in the oven. Something that is chemically similar to sugar and can be used in similar amounts can at least partly simulate the presence of sugar in the mixture. So something like erythritol or xylitol can be used for baking - it's not a perfect substitute, but better than nothing. But stevia isn't remotely similar to sugar - it doesn't even taste sweet in its own right at all, it just messes with your taste buds so that other things taste sweet if Stevia is present. So it doesn't behave in a remotely sugar-like way when you cook with it.

In the same way, you can't make ice cream with it. The sugar in ice cream acts as an antifreeze and lowers the freezing point of the mixture. Stevia can't do that.

I'm a bit of a fixer-upper. But I'm cheap.

>>33419584
>OH! Well, do I know that? I would personally temper my expectations if I knew that.
Nobody else ever does. But thank you. :)

>>33419602
Don't worry, we have plenty of cheaters around. You can ask them for tips.

>>33419603
>Life is not worth living as a male at all
nta F

>>33419318
its not AI

There’s one thing atogans have in common with serenity, we were both meant to be betrayed. They came in droves from the darkness, eyeless, naked, and screaming. 18 lead ball bearings kissed the face of the first screamer, sending him and the mangled pulp of what used to be his face tumbling backwards into the teeming masses and the muzzle flash shadow army dancing behind them. I don’t remember what happened after that, but when it was over, my legs ached, lungs burned, and I found myself in a more familiar part of the sewers, kilometers from where I had been assaulted. I lost all my gear in the struggle. Beaten and bloodied, I stumbled blindly in the sewers, tracing my calloused fingers along the shit-stained walls until my starving eyes were fed a sliver of light. The familiar and comforting and dreadful overhead lighting of atoga. I love you, atoga. I will never betray you again.

>>33419612
You're welcome. Do you inform people that you are autistic sometimes?

>>33419573
>I don't understand the relationship between what I say and what other people interpret me as having said.
Most people don't.

>>33419581
It's still said a by a girl so that's good enough for me, beggars can't be choosers

>>33419602
I furiously judging you.

how do fat people have sex

>>33419627
nta but it goes far deeper than simple normie confusion. Like, half the time I feel like an alien that needs to research how you guys work.

>>33419602
Lol you're a piece of shit, you'll fit in here

>>33419602
You will inevitably break up over this. But the longer you hide it from her, the worst the fallout.

To women. A woman im talking to grabbed my dick from outside of my pants and said "I want you to fuck me with this big dick" but im not exactly sure what she meant by this any ideas?

>>33419602
>there are women dating moids like this

>>33419602
Since you're feeling bad about I guess it's okay to keep it to yourself

>>33419602
average moidtard in the dating market

>>33419636
That's how I feel about zoomers.

It's sad that women want to date cheaters over shy guys

>>33419602
The fact that you feel bad about it means you're still a good egg, anon.

>>33419602
You're a massive cunt

>>33419577
Okay so autism, got it

>>33419652
If he was a good egg he wouldn't have done what he did.

>>33419651
The women don't even know they're cheaters you retard

>>33419647
nta You too? I can't understand their language and customs at all.

>>33419651
Cheaters get to date because they dont fucking care about anything kek. They ask out 1000 girls, of course one is gonna say yes.

The anxious attachment guy will ask out maybe 3 girls at most over the course of a year.

Also yes it isnt news that young women are terrible at picking partners. If youve ever sksed your mom about dating, she wouldve told you that she was attracted to arrogance when she was younger.

Hi friends. Does anyone have experience with becoming fluent in a new language? Not like a second language you learned from your parents, but because you wanted to. I'd really appreciate your opinions!

I heard Babbel is great for going from beginner to conversational, but it won't make me fluent. For those who have successfully become fluent in another language. How did you manage to do it?
And if Babbel is a good start, what else would I need to do to become fluent?

Thank you so much for spending the time to read this.

Lmao the cheater deleted it. We need someone like MKG to help him cope

>>33419602
I'm not in the business of judging people, but she deserves better. Also, make sure you get tested.

>>33419634
>how do fat people have sex
Sweatily. I imagine it's like coating two water balloons in oil and trying to bounce them together.

>>33419639
>any ideas?
She was probably telling you to take your meds.

>>33419656
Eh, I would be inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. I've heard guys can be really enslaved to their libido.

>>33419661
Doing chinese for national security reasons (yes actually). We use pleco/quizlet/anki for learning vocab then learn grammar, listen to audio, read passages (using the vocab we learned from anki pleco or quizlet) during the workday

I already speak two languages but i picked up the other one just from immersion

>>33419665
As much as we're horny, that's not an excuse to betray someone who loves you and puts her trust on you.

>>33419657
Yes they do

>>33419661
>For those who have successfully become fluent in another language. How did you manage to do it?
Mostly speaking to natives. I learned Arabic while stationed in the Middle East and learned German from a friend I met online.

>>33419671
Did you take a DLPT? just curious if you were able to get to linguist levels without dedicated study.

>>33419663
>She was probably telling you to take your meds.
Hm no i don't think so. Any other ideas? I was really confused

>>33419671
sprich deutsch, du hurensohn

So men really are cheaters

>>33419651
its pre-selection at work
a guy who can cheat means there are women interested in him, meaning he has value
A woman would prefer to share a winner than to settle for a loser

>>33419676
Men that are more sexually active tend to be cheaters

Girls really love dating guys who hurt them...

>>33419665
>guys can be really enslaved to their libido
Not that much. We do have agency and personal accountability.

State gender, what is your opinion of having chairs in the bed room?

>>33419682
Girls below 25***

Any girl aged between 17 and 21 honestly belongs in a mental hospital desu.

>>33419661
I can only talk for Babbel when it comes to russian
its pretty good, however after a while after learning the basics most of the exercises just become word memorisation.
I'd prefer if it had more sentence forming instead of just singular words.
Its good to get the basics down though, I do still use it but I combine it with HelloTalk to actually talk to russian people and apply the language

>>33419671
>german
yell at me daddy
https://youtu.be/fjULjCXNFx8

>>33419683
nta Why do a large portion of you cat call and do lewd comments and stuff like that?

>>33419684
I couldn't imagine having the room or the need for a chair in my bedroom. I do my makeup standing in the bathroom.

>>33419651
Male, early twenties, works retail or service industry explaining Saturday afternoon availability. Limited romantic experience; has been rejected multiple times, attributes this to being "shy" rather than examining other factors. Socially isolated; weekend posting during prime social hours indicates few offline social obligations. Consumption of online content that validates worldview about women preferring "bad boys"; likely frequents forums or communities that reinforce these beliefs. Psychological defense mechanism; framework allows maintenance of self-image while explaining romantic failures. Geographic likelihood; suburban or smaller city environment with limited social opportunities, possibly still living with parents. Educational background; some college or high school completion, not currently pursuing advanced education. Social anxiety manifesting as resentment; original shyness has evolved into defensive bitterness toward potential romantic partners. Response to cheating discussion specifically; actively seeking content about relationship betrayals to validate worldview that women make poor partner choices. Observer positioning through "it's sad that" language; sees self as outside dating dynamics looking in rather than as active participant working to improve prospects. False binary construction suggests inexperience with relationship complexity; real-world experience would show partners are multifaceted rather than simply "cheaters" or "shy guys."

>>33419666
Ok so seems like your doing the free version of Babbel. What do you plan to do after learning vocab and grammar to become fluent?

>>33419671
Yea speaking with others sounds the simplest, but it isn't easy to do. In your case, you only spoke to natives because you were forced to be around them. Finding someone online to speak with seems odd and like a forced relationship to me.
Did you learn purely from proximity to them or did you do some studying and other stuff?

>>33419687
Ok I'd assume its the same for all languages so thank you for the insight! Just out of curiosity, how recently did you do it? Maybe its been updated since you used it.
Honestly, I was planning on buying the lifetime plan for a one time payment. ( I plan to learn 2 languages). Do you think a year is enough to learn do 2 complete languages through Babbel? or would it be a good idea to just get the lifetime plan so I could always refer to it and practice?

>>33419700
Ph god why so many words give me a tldd

>>33419683
>personal accountability
Says the anon that most likely enjoys shitposting.

To woman. What do you think of a guy that is good at card tricks? Your tiny brains appreciate it right?

>>33419626
>You're welcome. Do you inform people that you are autistic sometimes?
Yeah, but they don't believe it, or they think it's something people use as an excuse to avoid taking responsibility for things.

>>33419684
F The only chair I have is to do my makeup.

I am a 20 year old man but still sound like a 13 year old boy. How do I cope with this?

>found out the guy I've been trying to date is into cuckold fantasies
I should immediately drop this whole thing, right?

>>33419702
no. i did not post it for you, i posted it for others to give them context.

>>33419634
>how do fat people have sex
Are you asking about the mechanics of the act, or about how they find a willing partner?

>>33419700
So many words but you still didn't claim that I was wrong, I'm just an empath so I can feel about stuff like this

Do women really like calling guys daddy, or should I give up on that fantasy

>>33419706
>but they don't believe it
Nta but I fucking HATE this. We don't demand to see a doctor's note for a physical thing, why would a mental thing be any different?

>>33419698
To show interest and appreciation, I assume.

>>33419709
.... geez what tough fucking call.. hmmmmmmmm??? Geeeez i wonderrrrr

>>33419709
Well do you like your man to have cuck fantasies?

What are you guys up to this weekend? I'm watching old pro wrestling shows and eating chicken nuggets while waiting for my pirated version of Watch Dogs to finish installing.

>>33419718
You guys think we appreciate that? :/

>>33419673
>Did you take a DLPT?
No, it's mostly conversational, since I was only learning for a few months, but there are various idiosyncrasies to every language you will only get by talking to people.

>>33419675
>sprich deutsch, du hurensohn
Du kan nicht mach mich (my German isn't good, grammatically)

>>33419684
>what is your opinion of having chairs in the bed room?
F
Cuck behavior

>>33419701
>Did you learn purely from proximity to them or did you do some studying and other stuff?
Arabic I learned just because I worked with an Arab that would teach me. German I learned specifically for a trip and would basically try to hold a conversation with a Bavarian friend of mine.

>>33419709
>I should immediately drop this whole thing, right?
Well, there's a difference between fantasies and actually wanting to try them. A lot of people have rape fantasies, but that doesn't mean they want to be raped.

>>33419709
>I should immediately drop this whole thing, right?
Depends. Are you interested in helping him realise them?

>>33419725
>I'm watching old pro wrestling shows
Hulk Hogan, right?

>>33419714
i was not arguing for or against you or your point.
>>33419708
did a date go bad, anon?

>>33419698
Outside of the internet I have never in all my life seen a man catcall a woman.
You must be super old and nasty.

>>33419716
>Do women really like calling guys daddy, or should I give up on that fantasy
Some do.

>>33419721
So helpful.
>>33419722
>>33419728
I understand fantasies are just fantasies, but with how much that shit is memed, it must be a headache in one way or another, I imagine.

>>33419717
Because most physical things are way easier to see and people have been know to fake mental stuff for personal gain.

>>33419734
I've never dated, I just hate that I still sound like someone who just hit puberty.

tfw no cheater gf

>>33419733
Yessir, Story of The Rock vs Hulk Hogan on youtube then I'm gonna watch their Mania match.

>>33419735
I live in South America. It's a thing here.

>>33419739
(NTA) Have you had your testosterone levels checked?

What's the opposite of an empath, a psychopath?

>>33419744
No...

>>33419741
being cheated on sounds hot as fuck as a fantasy, but the reality would probably suck.

>>33419734
I know you didn't cuz I'm right

>>33419748
Well, I should. Your voice not breaking properly can be a sign of your hormones being out of whack.

>>33419746
Apath.

>>33419746
Psychopath or sociopath, yeh. A narcissist can understand what someone feels but they don’t emotionally care.

>>33419737
>so helpful
Its fucking sickening and he's a pathetic fucking faggot. Jesus the fact that you even have to ask. What the fuck

>>33419746
Effectively. Psychopaths are incapable of empathy.

>>33419751
You're the coolest anon in this thread.

heart hand emoji

>>33419759
yes, but also none of that.

I literally hate fat white women so fucking much. How do you fail life on tutorial mode?

>>33419759
I WISH JH WOULD RAPE ME

why dont men ever try the stuff in smut instead of porn

>>33419746
"Empathy" has two different meanings. It can mean caring about what other people feel, or it can mean being strongly and easily aware of what other people are feeling.

Psychopaths don't *care* about other people's feelings, and have a very limited range of emotions themselves, but they are often extremely good at understanding and manipulating other people's emotions.

By contrast, a severely autistic person may well care a great deal about other people's feelings, but have no ability to read or comprehend them; so they may care very much about someone else being happy, but not have the ability to tell whether they are or not, and not understand what they need to do to help someone be happy.

>>33419774
Living in Ameruca.

>>33419776
because we don't consume smut. 99.9% of us wouldn't even be able to find it. you gotta show us men.

>baby niece looked at me and cried
I should die.

>>33419698
Men born after 1970 dont catcall
Its just hollywood shit now

>>33419759
>tall
>big tits
>no ass
Don't you get tired of being so off?

>>33419780
>so they may care very much about someone else being happy, but not have the ability to tell whether they are or not, and not understand what they need to do to help someone be happy.
This would suck.

>>33419784
I see a lot of homeless niggers catcalling in the city.

>>33419520
I did apologize to her face when I saw her last. She kinda laughed it off and said it was fine, but I'm sure she was just being nice. She said she'd drafted a bunch of responses but never sent them because she'd've regretted it, which makes me even more embarrassed.

For context, she'd been pulling away and instead of just leaving it, I acted panicky and needy. I would send her texts ranging from angry, to sad, to horny. Just the worst.

But I've said my piece to her and I guess that's all I can do.

>>33419782
>99.9% of us wouldn't even be able to find it. you gotta show us men.
there's really only one website for fics anymore

>>33419786
>This would suck
It does, yes.

>>33419759
Yep, now I can ditch that practice hookup and date who I really want, a white woman

>>33419785
Curls + cute face = JH

>>33419790
aaaaaaaaaaaand 99.9% of us don't know what that is aaaaaaaaaaaand we don't understand how to spend any amount of time on there

>>33419784
I said I live in South America. We've barely left the 70s.

>>33419776
I dont say anything from anything. If I dont come up with it its cringe. Like a redditor quoting shit

>>33419795
>>33419790
ao3 for smut, ffnet and spacebattles for notsmut?

>>33419790
>there's really only one website for fics anymore
Unless it's the one you're thinking of, what about www.mcstories.com ?

>>33419727
I'm assuming the ones who do that think that.

Autistics, is it "I have autism" or "I am autistic?"

>>33419802
isn’t that mind control

>>33419795
Damn, no wonder no one wants to have sex with men. Reminds me of my first time, when I'd read 30 bj how-tos so I wouldn't hurt or disappoint my bf and he hadn't heard of the clitoris

>>33419727
Also, I've seen femanon complain on atoga about not getting catcalled, and asking how to change that.

>>33419796
More like the 1920s jej

I need a monolith gf who encompasses every single stereotype of women ever. I feel like that would be awesome.

>>33419806
>isn’t that mind control
Yes. A valuable and very long-lived resource. It's been around since the 90s.

>>33419807
men aren't sex obsessed like women are. our bodies aren't sex-focused playgrounds. why would we think about that sex stuff when we're not doing it?

>>33419805
I am autism

>>33419805
I personally don't care. Yes, you could infer that "I have autism" means you're viewing it as something that can or should be cured but that's a really... autistic take on it, imo.

>>33419795
ew normalfag
>>33419799
no i mean like learning how to perform foreplay in a non-malepornbrained way
>>33419801
everyone left ff a decade ago and ff was just as degenerate
>>33419802
no

>>33419809
100% a guy larping

>>33419776
Because the smut I read is different from the smut you read?

How do we get girls into reading stuff other than smut?

>>33419794
That's reductive.

>>33419805
>Autistics, is it "I have autism" or "I am autistic?"
Either. The second one sounds slightly less medical and formal.

>>33419822
If men learned to flirt and give orgasms women wouldn't have to turn to books and robots just to have a normal sex life

>>33419818
I still use ff for nonsmut sometimes desu, but it’s only a few authors and they crosspost to ao3. Also a lot of the smut i like there was deleted a while back sadly.

>>33419818
I'll just figure it out. Like you say porn is a bad point of reference for foreplay. I'll just use pure intuition. Doubt smut would be any better

>>33419821
what is it

>>33419809
That's a guy. There are a bunch of respectful ways a guy can show appreciation for how you look and cat calling is not one of them.

Is there 100% pure vanilla smut that isn't weird in any way

>>33419819
What was that about women being a monolith again?

>>33419827
rip
>>33419828
>Doubt smut would be any better
it is better and why modern moids lose to ao3 and janitor.ai

Anons, before you notice Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, the Wolf Man, the Mummy and the Creature of the Black Lagoon have gotten inside your house and are out for blood. State gender and course of action.

>>33419837
Suck them all off

M

Women, what sorts of compliments do you like?

Femanons, are you a Hulkamaniac?

>>33419832
>implying femanon wants respectful

>>33419837
Leave my house of course

>>33419805
>is it "I have autism" or "I am autistic?"
Either. Just like you could say "I have diabetes" or "I am diabetic".

>>33419805
These are equivalent statements.

>>33419748
too poor? or did doctors ignore you or tell you you're normal?

>>33419826
Tips on both

>>33419743
Oh see well there's your problem, you're brown

>>33419709
>I should immediately drop this whole thing
Absolutely, he sees you as a piece of meat he can whore out to strange men

>>33419840
No, I was more into Macho Man.

>>33419826
As a dude who's rarely if ever cum during sex, I resent that. I think modernity and the appeal of fantasies and toys make it difficult for either sex to compete.

As a result, sex is becoming something else entirely. For dudes, it seems like a token of validation that women give us to keep our self esteem afloat. For chicks, it's a currency. No one explicitly thinks in those terms, but that what appears to be happening.

Isn't smut just porn but words and shit instead of pictures

>>33419826
If girls wanted orgasms they'd teach their boyfriends step by step how to pleasure them

>>33419822
Women ive hooked up with have said my dick was big but never fat... what does this mean??

>>33419826
trvke

>>33419850
Sigh... yeh...

>>33419823
there is an idea of a JH, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can wear my gold hoops and you can touch my hair and feel curls gripping your fingers and maybe you can even sense our sex lives are probably comparable: I simply am the Queen of /atoga/.

>>33419856
I assume that they meant it's long but thin.

I fucking hate women.

Women, you've heard of that Mythbusters thing where they found that a woman with bigger boobs got more tips, right? Even from other women, what could be the reasons for that?

When people say porn what do they mean
Like literally all "pornogpraphic material" or just lame pornhub videos type shit

>>33419854
Smut is more likely to have an actual plot.

I just got surgically sterilized. Both my fallopian tunes are completely gone and I can no longer get pregnant. Moids, AMA

>>33419862
Thats bad isn't it

>>33419805
>Autistics, is it "I have autism" or "I am autistic?"
I have autism or I am on the spectrum

>>33419822
>How do we get girls into reading stuff other than smut?
Make science and history sexier. If you can't make WWII more interesting than getting bred by a pack of werewolves, that's on you.

>>33419834
>Is there 100% pure vanilla smut that isn't weird in any way
Yes, tonnes.

>>33419840
>Femanons, are you a Hulkamaniac?
Anyone who bleeds for the red, white, and blue is a Hulkamaniac.

>>33419860
You let people touch your hair?

>>33419871
that's nice

>>33419870
I dont need a plot to jerk off though

>>33419869
the type your mother made with me

>>33419860
Anons roleplaying as me to talk to me is a level of surreal I wasn't ready to deal with this weekend.

>>33419871
Why

>>33419871
Damn i wish you were my gf

>>33419869
Anything that is intended to be sexually arousing.

>>33419877
OK? Do you want a cookie or something?

[spoiler]I masturbate to captions[/spoiler]

>>33419875
>You let people touch your hair?
My first thought, as well. Fingers would get broken.

>>33419812
>I need a monolith gf

>>33419874
>I am on the spectrum
I personally don't like this one. Makes me think I want people to think I'm a special snowflake.

I cant fap to smut because I have aphantasia

Black people, have you ever let people touch your hair?

Why didn't human women evolve to be bigger and more dominant? That's the way it is in the animal kingdom

>>33419855
Women teach men to do that, but men do not learn how to do that.

>>33419875
>>33419887
I feel seen that this was remembered.
>>33419894
Yes. Idk why you have to make it about race.

>>33419894
This one little kid I babysat once. I don't think there was malice in that.

>>33419894
>Black people, have you ever let people touch your hair?
Only my fiancée, my best friend, and my stylist.

>>33419873
Well, women say that a dick too long can hurt, and that a thick one can stimulate better certain parts of the pussy... so unfortunately I'd say yes.

>>33419868
Don’t know, but as someone with big juicy bits I’m into it

>>33419903
It wasn't about you specifically. It just seems like a lot of black people have an issue with this.

Why do men follow masculinity influencers when women bean flick to bts and timothee chalamet

>>33419882
Fuck dem kids.

>>33419883
I will not be your gf but you can have my AIDS if you're hot

>>33419871
Congratulations! I still want kids though so let's head down to the adoption bureau.

>>33419868
I dunno, empathy? I'm not even that big and I get really worn out at the end of the day.

>>33419910
>bts and timothee chalamet
We don't want to be like that

>>33419906
Yeah im fucked. Thats probably why so many women never want to see me again after the first hook up

>>33419906
A dick that is too thick also hurts.

>>33419912
>AIDS
Nvm no thanks im hot though girls say I look like a young Johnny Depp but I have the personality of the good doctor

Uncles trying to get me to ask some chick out who works at the liquor store
Hes already told her hes got a nephew
Fuck this shit is embarrassing what the fuck do it do
I've never even seen her

>>33419925
Do you get along with your uncle? If so, then stop being afucking PUSSY and make your uncle happy bitch. He wants you to bone her some he cant

>>33419920
Whats too thin though ..?

>>33419934
I've never asked a girl for her number before wtf do i even say

>>33419939
Just b urself bro u got this

>>33419898
We specced in the wrong reproductive strategy.
>shit out a ton of babies, rely on a handful to survive
Female can and should soak up all semen, males don't need to compete, female needs to be dominant enough to secure enough food for all the birthing and weaning
>birth and rear 1 kid for 20 years, autistically put all your eggs in one basket
Only the holiest of sperm donated by the strongest and smartest and most loyal male in all existence will do

>>33419939
"hi, my uncle says he found a pretty girl for me at this here liquer store. would that happen to be you?"

>>33419939
But seriously though.. you ever examine a raccoon? Study their behavioral patterns and try to imitate them. Bitches love that

Is the femanon here who I talked about alcohol with like two weeks ago?
It seems I am getting through the weekend without any drinking.
Did oversleep tonight massively though and while it's close to midnight, I am stille WOKE as fuck, so I might just drink some coke and pull an all-nighter.

>>33419951
what does this mean?

You guys ever consider that a lot of your issues could be fixed or at least made better with a better sleep schedule?

>>33419959
none of my issues could be fixed with that

>>33419959
I can't sleep into an attractive person

>>33419963
nta You sorta can though.

>>33419959
I had a good paying job with significant life accomplishments debt free with a perfect dog and a 10/10 stunner girlfriend in good health and good looks with a 10 to 6 sleep schedule

it fixed no issues. It's not enough. I am deeply deeply angry and was meant to live some other kind of life.

>>33419965
How can I become more funny, charismatic and interesting by sleeping?

>>33419959
Yes. It has always been a issue for me though.

>>33419967
>It's not enough.
That's your issue.

>>33419959
This anon >>33419953 here.
Yes, getting a better sleep schedulle actually made my headache I had earlier this year go away.
Today was just a slip up, I legit slept until 12, switching off my 9am alarm half asleep...

rank the bands
rank them
Paramore
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Panic! at the Disco
Evanescence
Linking Park
Bring Me The Horizon

>>33419977
Have several good songs
>Paramore
>Linking Park

Have one good song
>Evanescence
>Panic! at the Disco

Has a good intro to one song
>My Chemical Romance

lol
>Fall Out Boy
>Bring Me The Horizon

>>33419314
No. Cause I'll only do that for him.

>>33419971
I know.

>>33419977
Ranking them in terms of how much I listened to them

Panic! at the Disco
Fall out Boy
Paramore
My Chemical Romance
Linking Park
Bring me the Horizon
Evanescence

>>33419903
>I feel seen that this was remembered
Hard to forget when it's my lived experience too.

How thin is too thin

>>33419959
The time to fix my sleep schedule was 20 years ago so I could have grown taller.

>>33419968
you'll have more energy and better cognitive function

>>33419968
I'm glad you asked! Sleep enhances creativity, quick thinking and pattern recognition. All of those are really important to making good jokes or clever comebacks. You need REM sleep to link ideas, which is literally what humor is. Connecting unexpected things in a funny way. Sleep improves emotional intelligence. Your ability to read facial expressions, tone and to be able to respond properly. When sleep deprived you're less attractive and trustworthy and have lower control over your emotions. Sleep supports memory so you can retain fun facts and stories better. It also boosts focus and curiosity so you actually notice cool things worth sharing. Being interesting is about having mental bandwidth and you get that by recharging during sleep.

>>33419977

> pretty good
My Chemical Romance
Linking Park

> ok
Fall Out Boy

> dont care
Paramore
Panic! at the Disco
Evanescence

> has the sigma song?
Bring Me The Horizon

it is genuinely funny how true i've found this >>33419951 to be. authenticity and confidence is so hard to come by now that you can unapologetically be an unkempt schizoid freak and women will fawn over you just from the authenticity alone.

women, thoughts? have i just been lucky or is this kinda true?

>>33419994
you should not look like an skeleton

>>33419997
>>33419999
I already make sure to sleep at least 7 or 8 hour at least every day. I'm simply not that funny or attractive.

toilet roll is perfect width

>>33420002
I mean first penor

>>33419994
When I can see most of your ribs without you bending.

>>33420004
I can't get any toilet roll past halfway on the glans. they're too narrow

>>33419977
Misery Business
Welcome to the Black Parade
We Didn't Start the Fire
Emperor's New Clothes
Bring Me to Life
One Step Closer
Throne

>>33420004
>>33420008
Ha ha imagine fitting inside a tp without issue

>>33420009
>We Didn't Start the Fire
>Emperor's New Clothes
weird picks but i respect it

>>33419977
In terms of what?
Panic don’t get enough appreciation for their early stuff’s musicality
Linkin Park is probably number one in terms of all time popularity
Paramore haley was my first crush and sexual awakening
Amy Lee is probably the best singer on the list
Under the Cork Tree is one of my favorite albums ever
Never got into mcr or bmth

>>33420009
Gay names

>>33420012
>Linkin Park is probably number one in terms of all time popularity
Like popularity means anything...

>>33420012
in fucking quality you fucking retard

>>33419977
MCR (I can sing the entire Black Parade album by heart and in order)
Linkin Park (One More Light album is seriously underrated)
Paramore (love all their generations)
Fall Out Boy (not a fan of some of their newer stuff, but Patrick is timeless)
Panic at the Disco (Brendan fell off)
Evanescence (though I love Amy Lee)
BMTH (sucks dick)

>>33419934
Im giving up
Uncle can just be disappointed idgaf, fuck him

>>33420015
I meant in terms of sales. Numbers don’t lie. Remember that Joe Biden is the most popular presidential nominee of all time

>>33419980
Genuinely kill yourself

>>33420021
More than Obama? :/

>>33420019
just get drunk and do it stop being a pusys

>>33420022
Sorry, not emo enough.

sleepy and period started :(

>>33420015
It means something if you wanna make a living.

>>33420019
Seriously dont give up man. This is a good thing. Your mental framing is shitty. Just pretend to be your favorite movie character and become that personality type and make a game of it. Do it for unc

SYBAU GAN ISTG TS CRAZY ASL

I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING
I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE
HONEY IF YOU STAY I'LL BE FORGIVEN
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOME

>>33420030
Popularity is often driven by hype not substance. Many great artists stay obscure

>>33420038
Everbody knows that.

>>33419977
>one of my favs
Paramore
>good but dont listen to them much anymore
Bring Me The Horizon
Linking Park
>used to dislike singers voice but i listened to welcome to the black parade again and really liked it
My Chemical Romance
>never listened to them so only know bring me to life
Evanescence
>never liked them
Fall Out Boy
Panic! at the Disco

And I'll be sorry for now
That I couldn't be around
Sometimes things refuse to go the way we planned
Oh I'll be sorry for now
That I couldn't be around
There will be a day that you will understand

>>33419977
would you date someone with this music taste?

>>33420045
I don't care about a single one of these bands, but I'm fine to date someone who does.

>>33420045
I would ask them to do some sweet skateboard tricks.

>>33420011
>We Didn't Start the Fire
Most important thing they've ever done is a Billy Joel cover.
The only alternative for me would have been 7 Minutes in Heaven because it was in Flatout 2.

>Emperor's New Clothes
Nothing else I've heard by him even comes close. I live the video.

>>33420029
iehheieei

State gender. Can you do a sport or specialized physical activity?

>>33420045
that’s like 90% of the ppl in the usa

>>33420062
M
I'm above average at bouldering

>>33420052
My favorite PATD song is Hallelujah because of a Dragon Age thing someone made on Tumblr
https://youtu.be/9TbVYu67vY8

>>33420062
F gymnastics

>>33420001
huh, guess i have just been kinda lucky

>>33420062
Does swimming and yoinking small creatures out of the ocean count

>>33420062
M, I am getting pretty good at boxing

>>33420062
>Can you do a sport or specialized physical activity?
F
I did track and cross country in high school, have never lost a set of tennis, and have trained in kickboxing and BJJ.

>>33420063
Hon, this aint 2008 no more :/

>>33420075
Of course! You put them back though, right?

>>33420075
Why wouldn't they count?

>>33420062
M.
I can do a spot-on Stephen Hawking impression with just my voice. Is that physical enough?

>>33420082
>Of course! You put them back though, right?
That's worse than keeping them. At least keeping them serves the purpose of feeding you. Putting them back means you painfully tortured them for nothing.

What do I do with no internet

>>33420078
F I did BJJ too. Self defence class, right?

>>33420087
Read a book.
Go for a walk.
Practice your art/instruments.

>>33420062
M
Literally nothing

>>33420068
Now you reminded me that I never finished Dragon Age 2. I wonder if I still have the save files somewhere?

>>33420090
Thanks

>>33420087
stop wasting all your time

>>33420062
Everyone can do a sport of "specialized" physical activity whatever that means.
I can ride a bike, but I don't do it for sport I do it for transportation and fitness.

>>33420096
I am a lost soul

>>33420095
Do a jigsaw puzzle. No, I'm serious.

>>33420062
M
Guitar

>>33420071
Hot

What causes mammals to have the males always mog the shit out of the females?

>>33420087
Explore

>>33420102
>>33420097
I see your point. I really did phrase the question wrong.

>>33420088
No, just normal BJJ
I started because my Argentinian friend is a trainer and asked me to join his gym.

>>33420092
Please do, it's so good.

Women
Have you ever wore pasties

I read that rubbing your feet together while trying to sleep is an autism thing, this is a lie right?

>>33420025
he received a trillion votes. literally the greatest and most popular politician this country has ever had.

>>33420082
Uhhh I cook them and eat them.

>>33420105
That's an easily googleable question

>>33420104
I mean, I used to. Haven't tried a lot of stuff out lately. I probably lost a lot of flexibility.

>>33420087
Read a book. Clean your room. Knit a scarf. Go outside.

>>33420105
Sexual dimorphism. Humans started to lose theirs around the time of the homo habilis. Funnily enough, monogamy in species is a direct result of the lack of sexual dimorphism.

>>33420112
For me, it's clapping my feet together after a long day to beat the aches out of them.

I am an arms dealer fitting you with
Weapons in the form of words
And don't really care which side wins
Long as the room keeps singing, that's just the business I'm in

>>33420111
Yes. I'm small enough to not need a bra but still want some modesty like that.

>>33420111
>Have you ever wore pasties
Yes, why?

>>33420120
i curl my toes a lot too especially while playing difficult games

>>33420110
>it's so good
Anon, there's a reason I didn't finish it.

>>33420105
female blue whales are bigger than males, ftr. which means the biggest animal that's ever lived has been female.

>>33420114
I... oh... oh, ok, then... Cooking counts too!

>>33420122
cute

>>33420119
Humans look pretty dimorphic to me

>>33420117
nta M I've unironically starting knitting. Shit is fucking therapeutic.

>>33420123
The real question is why you?

>>33419429
Listening to conservative media or being plugged manosphere content.

>>33420075
Do you mostly swim on the surface or are you big into diving too?

>>33420128
Why is tha- ok, I'll take it, whatever. Thanks, anon.

>>>/v/716525054

no wonder everyone on 4chan is so fucked, god damn...

>>33420105
Man sperm whale bulls must be the most vicious animal out there. Even a pack of 30 orcas stays the fuck away from a single bull. Shame they're so juiced up on testosterone that they live alone outside of mating season because they kill everything in sight and go on a rampage. I mean these guys eat giant and colossal squids who are still not discovered by humans because we found their beaks inside their stomachs and they have battle scars of their tentacles. These fuckers dive 600 meters deep in the pitch black ice cold ocean just to hunt giant squid. Their clicking sound can make a human's head explode. Such badass creatures.

someone made a rating site from the leaked tea pictures
https://spill.info.gf/
thoughts?

>>33420137
Not everyone has a shit family like that anon
Im lucky to have great parents but still end up here

>>33419429
tattoos, spending too much time on her phone, ever having been with a black guy, drinks, does drugs

>>33419429
F I wouldn't automatically call that a red flag.

Smoking.

>>33420145
>ever having been with a black guy
The fuck?

>>33420146
even weed?

>>33420141
Don't particularly care

>>33420136
sorry I just find small boobs cute

>>33420151
Especially weed. Shit drains your motivation.

>>33420141
Kind of a weird thing to do

>>33420150
Where do you think you are?

>>33420150
>feigned surprise
Cringe

>>33420150
what do you want me to say?

>>33420130
>Shit is fucking therapeutic.
When it's not frustrating. My fingers hurt, the buff I spent a week knitting is too small and doesn't fit over my head, my tension is all over the place and way too tight by the end of the knit, and the yarn broke while I was trying to even out the tension.

>>33420155
No, I mean, you're fine. I just find it weird how that's, I dunno... fetishized is probably too strong a word.

>>33420137
Not even the worst child abuse story I've read on 4chan.
Not even the worst believable child abuse story I've read on 4chan.
Not even the worst believable child abuse story I've read on 4chan from posters ITT.

We are surrounded by a lot of people who deserve a lot of empathy.

>>33420141
Disastrous ELO for Rulebreaker in the bottom 50.

>>33420141
In bad taste.

>>33420111
no, i've owned i think 4 bras my entire life and don't know much about this fancy stuff

>>33420168
NTA, better to be cutezoned than to have the guy pursue you because flat is his strong sexual preference (for children).

>>33419900
Men will learn after girls stop lying about having orgasms

>>33420168
well skinny girls usually have small boobs that's why i prefer small boobs, not that it's a deal breaker if the don't I don't know how to explain it but it's not in a perverted way if that makes any sense

>wake up
>make coffee and have a cigarette
>turn on some LoFi girl
>no bitch having a melty first thing in the morning
>no neighbours arguing with other
>no children screaming and crying
Ah yes I love being single

>>33420181
Women don't lie as long as the male isn't a retard who asks (because most men are too small to give a single women out there an orgasm, even these males aka your kind knows this)

>>33420139
the sounds they make when homing in on their prey are also absolutely insane: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sperm_Whale_Creak_2.ogg
sounds like an extremely loud homing missile

We need to bring back wife beating.
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1m7bumv/update_my_m32_wife_f28_told_me_she_is_bi_and/

ladies, does watching a mst3k episode (preferably mike nelson) sound like a good date idea to you?

>>33420190
>My geiger counter when i get lost and accidentally end up in chernobyl

>>33420165
Gripping the needles too tightly and knitting with too tight a tension. Take breaks more often and try larger needles or wooden ones. You’re probably anxious about dropping stitches, so you over tighten. Test swatches are your friend. Do a few rows just to practice relaxing your tension. Always measure your gauge and compare to pattern. Use stretchier cast ons like long tail or tubular. Use sturdier yarn, avoid single ply. I'm gonna go drink a bunch of beer now.

>>33420139
god I want to fuck a sperm whale bull now

>>33420129
>Humans look pretty dimorphic to me
Not very, at least in relation to other species.

>>33420131
>The real question is why you?
To cover my nipples

women are abandonment issues in a man a red flag?

>>33419319
Because you can't dominate a woman that's been fucked by other men.

>>33420141
honestly this is so dragged out and whatever

>>33420200
more than most. snakes, dogs, cats, horses, bears, most mammals. the list goes on.

>>33420182
Understood. It's just, me anyways, I grew up thinking boobs were one of the must have elements of being a woman and it's taken me a while to wrap my head around other opinions.

is this another no-actual-woman-in-the-thread thread?

I need to blast my cock through a skinny femanon with huge boobs. its the only way

>>33420192
I would rather unironically watch the original movie and do our own commentary.

>>33420134
Not a diver, that’s a bit too much ocean for me. I don’t swim too far out

>>33420207
there has never been a woman here you are just crazy

>>33420203
>dragged out
it literally happened yesterday

>>33420139
>The total annual consumption of prey by sperm whales worldwide is estimated to be about 272 million tonnes (300 million short tons). In comparison, human consumption of seafood is estimated to be 157 million tonnes (173 million short tons).
haha what the fuck

>>33420209
it would pale in comparison to the comic genius of mst3k.

>>33420207
Good morning saar! We are on the other thread talking shit behind your back because you’re annoying and rapey

>>33420192
season 4/5 joel eps are better
>>33420209
what if we're both unfunny and stutter a bunch?

>>33420207
it's saturday night /atoga/ and all the femanons are out on dates

>>33420216
Perhaps, but I'm not on a date with them. Frame it as a way of shit testing you even if you must.

>>33420198
>You’re probably anxious about dropping stitches, so you over tighten.
Yes. I think the Venn diagrams of too tight and too loose are overlapping.

>>33420206
yeah you're not the only one i've talked to other girls that felt the same way but seriously there's nothing to be insecure about there's someone out there for you!

>>33420219
If you're unfunny then you've already lost the dating game, simple as.

>>33420191
Jesus, don't look at the bottom 50. That shit is just tragic.

>>33420219
i accept that there are people who prefer hodgson, i just don't want to be around them

>>33420230
>it seems we are not all in agreement
>i disagree!

The son of hud

>>33420226
>unfunny
what if his sense of humor just goes over head?

>>33420224
Practice consciously knitting more loose, even if it feels “too loose.” Do a few rows of test swatches just to practice relaxing your tension.

reminder that there are femoids ITT that are currently ovulating

monster inc is top 5 movies of all time and you can't convince me otherwise

Women, is this fascist?
https://x.com/sweeneydailyx/status/1948497621095477712

>>33420244
What am i supposed to do with this information?

>>33420245
for me it's jacob's ladder

>>33420244
don't know what that means, so i'm safe no matter what

>>33420238
You're watch an MTS3K episode. I doubt it does.

>>33420252
>t. someone who's never watched mst3k

>>33420245
I can see your point. I would personally put Toy Story 2 there.

>>33420201
Is that the thing where you rip the couch apart and bite chunks off the door when I leave for work

>>33420241
I did. That mad it impossible to get consistent tension.

>>33420245
>t. guy who's seen 6 movies

>>33420190
Imagine being a colossal squid and hearing that come closer and closer in the pitch black dark. This is probably going on right now as we speak somewhere near the south pole

Also interesting how the females stay in the "nice areas" while the bulls go everywhere

>>33420259
ive seent it all bro, nothing comes quite close to that one

>>33420256
leaving for work just sets us off howling and crying. it's when it gets to be 10am and you still haven't come back yet that the couchripping starts.

>>33420260
I wish we had more photos of giga nigga squids

>>33420256
no i'm not a dog (my ex did use to call me her puppy though) but it's just me being very afraid of you leaving me forever without saying a word which funnily enough my ex did :(

>>33420199
maybe try reading moby dick first, no need to rush right in.

>>33420246
No, but her accent is really fucking annoying.
"Jins are pessed dun from parents to uspring "

State gender
What's your fav animated movie?
M
How to train your dragon

>>33420257
When you’re only doing a few rows your hands and tension haven’t “settled in” yet so your knitting will feel awkward and inconsistent. It's just a warm up. Your tension usually evens out after 10–20 rows, not 3 or 5. The goal isn't perfect stitches, it’s to get your hands in rhythm before a real project. It's the equivalent of making stupid lines and doodles before the real drawing.

Should I buy an air fryer? Is it more economical than using a conventional oven?

>>33420277
M
the last unicorn

>>33420269
Honestly they sound impressive but they're just "huge" because of their tentacles being long. No doubt still shitting your pants material but not the kraken i imagined

>>33420260
>probably
they consume 300m tons of prey per year and each sperm whale consumes 3% of its body weight per day, it is absolutely going on right now

this girl is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6XDFEs21XI

>>33420277
m
kiki's delivery service probably

I went to a cooking class. It was very fun. There were two attractive women there, around my age. They were sisters and basically walled each other off for the entire class, like they were polite but basically unapproachable.
I genuinely don't think it's actually possible to approach women in real life or meet women organically, it's all a meme. No woman wants to be approached IRL when they can just vet dozens of men in minutes via dating apps. I completely give up.

The food was great though. I'll definitely try it again.

>>33420277
F Castle of Cagliostro.

>>33420280
buying shit is less economical than not buying shit when you already have shit that does the same thing

>>33420280
I recommend. Its very convenient

>>33420277
i wish they made a kingdom hearts animated movie

>>33420282
Yeah that’s still gigantic, but whales mog the shit out of them.
>>33420294
That whole ass series might as well be a long ass movie

>>33420288
>meet women organically
A cooking class is not organic.

>>33420299
it is if the ingredients are

>>33420298
with the crossover of all the animated universes

>>33420294
Isn't the chronology a giant clusterfuck?

gender (as if)
if you had to wear a hat for the rest of your life what kind of hat would it be?

>>33420277
M
Beowulf

>>33420306
the same kind of hate he's wearing

>>33420291
Unless running costs of the thing you already have are significantly higher.

>>33420288
Whether this is sad and relatable or deserved depends entirely on whether "two attractive women there, around my age" means "I considered these women because they were my age" or "I want to fuck the hottest girls in class like a twin threesome porno"

>>33420277
>What's your fav animated movie?
F
Hard to pick one, but contenders are Encanto, Shrek 2, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and The Iron Giant.

Oh good lord living at to a construction site for two years is nothing compared to living with my baby niece for a few days.

>>33420312
An air fryer does shit compared to even a cheap oven.

>>33420280
>Is it more economical than using a conventional oven?
Yes, it's economical when it comes to your power bill and economical when it comes to your time. Getting an oven to 450 F takes upwards of 10 minutes. Getting an air fryer to 450 F takes like 2 or 3.

>>33420314
Encanto? Really?

kung fu panda > the godfather

>>33420319
>Encanto? Really?
Yes, for personal reasons, not because I think it is objectively the best movie of all time. It's still really great, tho.

>>33420318
You must have a shitty electric oven.

>>33420327
Alright, I can respect nostalgia picks.

>>33420318
Thank you anon this changed my mind I will buy it today

Being here reminded me of that sverely crippled guy who rped in some star wars video game and died.

>>33420277
Male

Women if I am:
>5'7
>180 lbs
>Average face and build
>high functioning autism
What percentage of women would be willing to date me?

>>33420341
You didn’t say anything about your personality

>>33420288
The fate of all stacy chasers is to die alone as sad anime consuumers

Going to go to a monastery tomorrow who are selling all their double books. Any bookworms here know what to watch out for? Its a real life monastery full with old christian monks.

>>33420340
You're an animation hipster.

>>33420314
>Hunchback of Notre Dame, and The Iron Giant
Dreadfully overrated, both of them.

State gender and favorite David Bowie song.

>>33420306
Female

>>33420350
M
Idk the dancing one

>>33420306
Yes I am a larping faggot dgaf

>>33420340
i'm counting nine here, pal. the question was favorite movie.

>>33420347
I graciously accept your compliment.

>>33420350
what the fuck is that boomer retarded ugly ass boring music bro

>>33420348
nta but how so?

>>33420342
Nta
How does one even describe one's own personality accurately

>>33420350
m
maybe quicksand

>>33420346
Is it strictly religious books?

>>33420354
I saw another poster post four and get away with it.

>>33420350
Male
Very hard to say obviously. I feel like Changes or Heroes would be two of the most obvious choices, but they're up there for me. Life on Mars is way up there too. I really like Rebel Rebel.

>>33420351
lol

would you like to smoke weed with your girlfriend before or after having sex with her?

>>33420355
That wasn't a... one of these days, Anon...

>>33420360
Books on medicine, philosophical, science, geography and history

>>33420357
They're not as good as people say they are. Iron Giant is better than Hunchback though. Frollo is cool but that doesn't mean I want to watch those fucking gargoyles.

>>33420363
>>33420362
why not just name them all??

>>33420315
Babies are so annoying

I would also like to add Princess and the Frog to my list of favorites

>>33420329
>You must have a shitty electric oven.
It's electric, but it's not shitty. It's also in my wall.

>>33420332
>Alright, I can respect nostalgia picks.
Less nostalgia and more that it just reminds me a lot of my own family and personal struggles growing up. It's entirely sentimental.

>>33420348
>Dreadfully overrated, both of them.
Maybe in the grand scheme of things, but I love the animation and themes in both.

>>33420350
>favorite David Bowie song.
F
Changes (it was in Shrek 2)

>>33420350
F Lazarus.

girls, denim jackets on a guy, yes or no?

Girls, would you be willing to suck a guy's dick if he didn't eat your pussy?

>>33420277
M
Vampire Hunter D

>>33420350
M. Ziggy Stardust because Guitar Hero, or Life on Mars because the show of the same name that used it as opening theme.

>>33420370
last act of iron giant is really bad, but the first two are great, very comfy (especially if you're from new england)

>>33420350
M
The Man Who Sold the World

>>33420350
Male
Modern Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivQqTtiHVw

Enjoy your life.

It is sooner than you think.

>>33420350
M
crystal japan

>>33420385
God I hope so. Death is so fucking long

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33420379
bloodlust or the original

gender
favorite david bowie song that wasn't a massive radio hit or that you haven't heard in a movie

>>33420350
M https://youtu.be/ApHM1ct4tdM?si=HqBgJoUzNpzI0tn8

>>33420385
counter-point: https://youtu.be/kisr3daNRx0

>>33420391
What's a radio?

>>33420394
sometimes i forget about the rape

>>33420391
Every good Bowie song was a massive radio hit.

>>33420393
hehe

>>33420394
Always thought that ad was silly
What was crapple thinking
>what if we made our zoomer star a unlikable retard

shark tale > anything by tarantino

>>33420389
Hiding in the cat cave

men be like

>>33420390
if I had to pick just one it would be the original

>>33420391
F
Strangers When We Meet

>>33420342
I left that out because I am shy and awkward and women wouldn't find out my personality until after agreeing to the first date anyway. If I had to describe my personality I would say balanced and non-judgmental, likes to listen, creative with a love of reading and writing. I am an INFP if you ever looked into those personality types.

>>33420397
not true of bowie, not true of anyone. all the best songs are album cuts.

>>33420405
I had a girlfriend that met all of those

>>33420391
M
The Bewlay Brothers

>>33420411
Okay, Bowie hipster. Name some favorites.

>>33420405
a person (regardless of gender) with these characteristics does not exist in my case. some hobbies are just far too obscure

>>33420414
>had
Grim.

>>33420405
I dont want a girl who likes the same shit as me
As long as she tolerates it, I'm fine
Maybe a slight fascination
But I wouldn't want her to be as sperg about it as i am