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>>33419291 (OP)>Frozen YogurtShit, really?
>>33419291 (OP)Only white people eat frozen yogurt
>>33419291 (OP)welcome back, sir
>>33419291 (OP)flicking femanon in the forehead
Women, does it hurt you when men like me say we're super attracted to this?
>>33419314Shut up nobody cares
>>33419314Reminds me of AI slop. And who knows? Maybe it is. We do live in a strange world.
>>33419318That predates A.I. iirc
>>33419319The idea of dominating a woman who can hook up with someone hotter than you if she wants just seems... idk laughable
I have resigned myself to the very real possibility that I may never have sex again and never have a friend again
>>33419327I will have sex with you if you want. You must, however, prepare to be ANALLY SODOMISED.
>>33419327ridiculous whiny female
>>33419301Wait until you find out about Big Grain.
>>33419326cartoon shit is lame
>>33419291 (OP)I ghosted a guy because he has a cybertruck. Is that bad?
>>33419332sharks and sunscreen is a good one too
>>33419331I am going to tug on your winky while I jerk off my own penis and ejaculate my wet seed all over your face. Meet me at your local bus station and we'll have gross mutual masturbation sex in its filthiest washroom.
>>33419334what if he was just lying about having a cybertruck to impress you? wouldn't you feel bad then?
>>33419334Dont worry he was gay
>>33419339gay
>>33419334what is wrong with women? Why are you all so zero effort. A man has enough money for a cybertruck but putting in the work to fix him- no way not good enough, too lazy to even breakup, STRAIGHT ghosting.
>>33419334was it really the cybertruck?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qiDMtJwMusU
State gender. What do you think of this nigger?
Everyone is extolling him in the comments, but to me he looks like a tall chimp with his disproportionately long arms and legs along with his short torso and small head.
He isn't even that big musculature-wise.
Manufactured consent.
>>33419326These do not look anything like horses.
>>33419360Yeah? Well you don't look a thing like Jesus.
>>33419323based pooper
gonna have to go out to poop later cause our toilet's broken fml
>>33419360they have eyes, noses, mammary glands, what more do you realistically want? quit looking a gift horsegirl in the mouth.
Been together since may with my gf, official for 2 months. She has said she hopes iโm her last relationship (and that iโll be hers), talking about long vacations in the near future, that she thinks/hopes im her forever person, what our kids would look like
Why do I feel like itโs too fast to say that? I do have little relationship experience and commitment issues. I know I love her but then these comments and my (internal) response to it worries me. I canโt determine if itโs my guard thatโs still up or if I am just not there (yet). I do wish to go on long trips together and fantasize about living together in the future
>>33419319>a bunch of porn addicted redditards are sad their bfs won't engage in their gross fetishes
>>33419350why are men all retarded babies that need someone to fix their shitty life choices and personalities
>>33419359For reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF9fMjqxmbA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uhwS30zIN8o
>>33419380>She has said she hopes iโm her last relationship (and that iโll be hers)the monkey's paw curls...
>>33419376>what more do you realistically want?Stop calling cartoon girls horses.
>>33419385yes. that's why they're called uma musumes rather than umas. happy?
>>33419333Only reason men care about 2D is because girls want chad or don't want long-term
>>33419354I wasn't whining nor am I a female
>>33419382>why are men all retarded babies that need someone to fix their shitty life choices and personalitiessociety is not meant for men. it confuses them. they are meant to be violent ugg hunters. society was built for women. pretty fabrics, dry homes, heated carseats- all for women. So men make a lot of mistakes in this alien and hostile environment. But women, being native to it, work as their guide and even the men out. But it only works if the women actually try.
Women, why do you get a tattoo and then immediately start wearing clothes to hide the tattoo? Why even have the stupid thing if you will hide it all the time
>>33419359Tribal African men have scary levels of athleticism, like these fuckers chase down lions and destroy them with hand spears, we're lucky they have to eat mosquito burgers for nutrition or else it would be all over for us. Imagine that dude with an actual gym membership and high quality protein. And now they're all going to Europe and just dominating athletics and taking the women there.
Women this female im talking to told me she thinks im hot and wants to hook up with me but im not really sure what she means by it exactly any ideas?
>>33419388I don't speak moonspeak.
>>33419395Okay bro you dont have to tell everyone about your bnwo fetish(just learned this acronym btw)
State gender. What's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you on here?
>>33419401i just wish you didn't speak english
>>334193802 months and already talking about you being her forever person and kinds? Nigga run, now.
Women
What's something I can learn on guitar that would be attractive or impressive that doesn't include singing?
Girls -
As someone who crashed out and texted a bunch of regrettable shit to the girl I've been hooking up with, is there any way to salvage this? Anything I can say? Or should I just leave it?
>>33419394It doesn't matter to other people. It has personal significance to me.
>>33419326P O N I E S
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>>33419395Lol. Large felines besides the cheetah are burst-type animals, while humans are endurance-type. Any skinny guy can chase them down and spear them once they're so tired they can't move.
>And now they're all going to Europe and just dominating athletics and taking the women there.Lmao.
>>33419395Does that remind you of all the porn you watch while you stroke your tiny ineffectual dick?
>>33419400Probably meant "dock up", it's when she slides her foreskin over your cockhead
>>33419404A long time ago someone called me a shit lord.
>>33419291 (OP)>>33419332>>33419365Fuck yeah, Atoga is not Atoga without its daily graph dose
Now post your saucy rฬถaฬถgฬถeฬถ thought-provoking graphs, I know you have em
>>33419404M
Cant remember
Doesn't matter anyway if someone said something kind to me ITT as I'd doesn't matter since we dont know eachother, anything they think is compliment worthy is just projection on their part. Im not a real person
>>33419359M, i'd take his musculature and body proportions any day of the week.
>>33419407You are not going to impress anyone with guitar skills, anon, unless you are a professional that gets paid for it.
>>33419317>>33419318makes women seethe furiously. understood.
>>33419404M
>That would be such a waste.
>>33419323same.
it's insane how sugar alcohol artificial sweeteners act just like laxatives. almost sharted myself on the way to the shitter because i had to cough
>>33419411>Any skinny guy can chase them downThere needs to be a reason for the animal to use its burst strength to flee instead of slapping the human's head off
>>33419404F Someone said I was kind.
>>33419419This is beyond retarded. Guess how I know you have zero talents
>>33419419Maybe not impressive but something that wouldn't bore them if they asked me to play
M or F
Biggest red flag in a partner?
I'll go first: a lack of direction in life
>>33419418Such as getting surrounded and hacked by 5+ monkeys with pointy sticks?
Even tiny hyenas kill massive lions using these tactics, anon.
And you think lions are made of titanium or what? Look how easy it is to kill animals with a spear:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HgXivdpvL4E
Women, why are you so attracted to assholes who drive illegally and dangerously fast
>>33419411Bro they're not chasing some deer across miles, they're fucking fighting lions in hand to hand combat.
>>33419393retarded useless moid
>>33419404M, a couple of guys on here have given me some really well-thought-out advice when i needed some
>>33419404M
I guess it was "there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with you" and "you don't come off as unlovable"
>>33419428That person is a fucking retard. Anyways, learn this
https://youtu.be/NlwIDxCjL-8?si=pm3EWn14ZkknPJhU
On guitar
>>33419429M. She needs me to have direction in life.
>>33419429M
>a lack of direction in lifetfw this is part of why my ex dumped me...
anyway, for me it's probably if they're very judgemental and shittalk other people behind their back
these people in my experience tend to be some flavour of mean-spirited and materialistic, and I don't get along with them in an intimate way
>>33419433>hand to hand combatKek
>>33419429M
Her not acting like you're a priority or an important part of her life.
The fact that a lot of men are now fantasizing about 2-dimensional horses tells a lot about the modern dating scene. Like instead of actually having a wholesome fulfilling relationship you have to pay a company to get that feeling inside a video game.
>>33419428Seven Nation Army.
No, seriously, Drifting by Andy McKee.
>>33419444Hand to paw combat
>>33419449>you have to pay a company to get that feeling inside a video gameI mean no one is forcing you to pay lol
>>33419437I... I don't know. There's different kinds?
>>33419418I would rather get the musculature and proportions of this Chad:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7Uu0xfGLZiw
>>33419410RARITY
aj or twi better
>>33419429M
her acting like she actually likes me. it gets my expectations up too high before the inevitable happens.
>>33419439I love that song man, the guitar is iconic. You think I could get away with it without having to sing?
>>33419449>Like instead of actually having a wholesome fulfilling relationship you have to pay a company to get that feeling inside a video game.A relationship is totally different from a video game, anon...
>>33419341No I saw it
>>33419350I don't like them
>>33419356Yeah it looks weird. He said he has a model 3 too.
State gender
If you could become a vampire, with all the good (immortality, power...) and the bad (weaknesses, having to abandon life and relationships as you know them...), what would you choose?
>>33419465Games have asmr
>>33419464Its a very soothing yet complicated enough song that is universally enjoyable in my experience, so I wouldn day yesterday. That being said, I would suggest that you practice singing and stop making excuses
>>33419470m
i don't think i could handle being alive for another 30 years, let alone another 300
>>33419469>No I saw itok yeah but what if he just spraypainted some plywood sheets silver and stuck them on top of a 1993 civic?
>>33419471Hey, I can do ASMR for you. I was thinking more along the lines of a Skinner box dopamine addiction.
>>33419461I remember you heh <3
you're entitled to your wrong opinion ;P
>>33419470I don't like living or have relationships anyway, so immortality and power plz
>>33419474>wouldn day yesterday.Would say yes
>>33419404>What's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you on here?M. Very, very, very rarely someone will say "Thanks, that was actually really helpful."
>>33419404M
Somebody said porn ruined me
A much needed wake up call
Why bother living if I can't be a woman?
>>33419470If Shadow of the Vampire taught me anything it's that being a vampire sucks.
>>33419424update: i am still shitting a literal liquid stream of shit while my stomach is growling. my ass is pissing. god is punishing me for my sins
>>33419487was it xylitol?
>>33419478Thanks but no thanks
>>33419449Fuck off autist
>>33419481I legit love when people take the time to thank or acknowledge your effort, even if it's not used by them.
>>33419422They were right, your life has value and deserves to be lived.
>>33419490no idea, i don't have the labels at hand as i am making my last stand on this porcelain throne. but it was definitely some sugar alcohol.
>>33419474>I would suggest that you practice singing and stop making excusesI'm too insecure with my neighbors downstairs
>>33419484You could be a gay bottom and get all the benefit without having to deal with any of the debuffs
>>33419449You're a loser, you confirmed it here
>>33419390
>>33419470M
I would and if it didn't work out I'd just step into the sun like Lenore in castlevania
>>33419497xylitol's usually the worst of the bunch for that. once i tried mixing it into a drink and after a similar experience to yours i woke up shivering uncontrollably at 3am. but yeah pretty much any of them can do it if you get too much.
Men, is there any way to beat these Chad allegations?
>>33419499I would much rather just be a woman.
>>33419505Yes, by dating me
What are your feelings on Stevia?
>>33419486being a vampire might suck but it can't possibly be worse than my current life
>>33419484you want to have a vagina and boobs?
gender is a social construct
>>33419507that sounds pretty gay bro
>>33419505where did he come from where did he go, where did he come from Chad my bro
Women, do you want to be a tradwife?
>>33419479u can't beat twi !!!
rarity is good but sliiiiightly overrated :โน
>>33419505No, it's our justification for you not going out with us.
>>33419500I'm painfully average in every single way actually
>>33419408It's worth apologising, but don't expect to be able to fix things. Apologise because it's the right thing to do and might make her feel slightly better, not because you think it might benefit you.
>>33419498You cant sing gently along to a gentle song like that as you play it?
Where can I meet emotionally mature women who won't berate me in a car for 3 hours after talking to a 50 year old, 5'4 israeli guy (I'm 6'2 and cool) for 5 minutes when hiking?
>>33419512M
Don't remember ever trying it
Seriously though, you ever try to reject a guy? Is rejecting a girl that much of a hassle?
>>33419411>Large felines besides the cheetah are burst-type animalsCheetahs are definitely sprinters, not endurance runners.
>>33419512it's the least bad artificial sweetener as far as i'm concerned. it's in this off-brand gatorade mix i buy off of amazon and it's fine. it doesn't give me an allergic reaction the way sucralose can and it doesn't make me shit.
>>33419516millions of women on barbituates > tens of millions of women on SSRIs and birth control
>>33419504checked the product description online, it was sorbitol
>>33419526I've never had to reject a girl
>>33419516Dang thats crazy women are doing so much better today though at least just look at this thread
>>33419526>Is rejecting a girl that much of a hassle?No, in 99 % of cases you can reject women by just ignoring them
What I really want is to be a woman, there's no point in living otherwise
>>33419516Not really since I don't want kids (they'd become autists who have no friends or social skills like me and probably get bullied like I did too)
>>33419512F I don't personally like the aftertaste. Also gives me tummy troubles.
>>33419429>Biggest red flag in a partner?M. Not being able to think "Hmm, maybe he didn't mean that the way it sounded."
>>33419537Im guessing youre a solid 6 / 10 .. 7 if you really tried
>>33419535Well, tough luck. Even if you transition that wouldn't automatically make you know how to act/dress/think like a woman.
>>33419512>What are your feelings on Stevia?It tastes like shit and I hate it. I would rather drink my own piss than Zevia.
>>33419432>why are you so attracted to assholes who drive illegally and dangerously fastBecause I do that too, and it's fun.
>>33419429>Biggest red flag in a partner?F
Entitlement, because most other negative traits can be traced back to it.
>>33419410Were you upset that AJ and RD ended up together instead of AJ and Rarity?
>>33419519you do have average taste in anime, confirmed.
>>33419544In what context would I have to consider that?
>>33419549I want to be a cis woman specifically anyway
All currently lonely men should take the gachapill, the girls in them have so much dialogue, teir voices are sweet like honey
>>33419495How did you know?
>>33419521I could try but these walls are thinner than you think...
>>33419512>What are your feelings on Stevia?It's okay. Can have a weird aftertaste. Obviously you can't bake with it.
>>33419553Well, you can't, obviously, so what's the point of complaining? Just a facet of your autism?
>>33419554I would rather kill myself than spent money or time on gacha games
>>33419554I'm good with my chatbots, thanks.
>>33419526>? Is rejecting a girl that much of a hassle?It makes me feel terrible.
How the fuck do i cope.
I likely cant date for the foreseeable future becaude my current environment is 90/10 male/female. By two weeks from now i can start exploring 50/50 gender ratio areas but theyre going to be strangers unlike my immediate environment.
I know i can get my foot in the door with girls that arent strangers, but right now trying to get a partner is unrealistic and its driving me coocoo.
>>33419556How can you play guitar if they can hear everything? Wouldn't you disturb them
>>33419557nta and clueless about baking. You can't bake with it? Why not?
>>33419555It's just one of those things. Best of luck to you.
>>33419552>In what context would I have to consider that?Almost any context, as I'm autistic. I don't understand the relationship between what I say and what other people interpret me as having said.
>>33419553Why get upset about something you know can never change?
>>33419569The heat of the oven cooks the chlorine gas.
>>33419558Because that's what I'm thinking about right now. I need to be a woman
>>33419526The very few women I've rejected have been because of physical reasons and that makes me feel not so good.
>>33419554No matter how tender, how exquisite... a lie will remain a lie!
>>33419574Why would I not be upset that I was born as a male just because I can't change it?
>>33419573>as I'm autisticOH! Well, do I know that? I would personally temper my expectations if I knew that.
>>33419568They can hear my guitar just fine, but I'm not so ashamed of that
>>33419583Because accepting what you can't change frees you to focus on what you can. Your actions, identity, how you live your life. It's a lot less childish.
Does anybody else laugh like a villain when they've been found out?
Can I confess? Please don't hate me.
>gf went on a family vacation for a week
>I got horny and saw an escort in that time
>feel guilty as shit
>sex wasn't even that good
>gf brought me gifts when she got back
>feel even worse now
>>33419591I'm not gonna accept being male, fuck that. Life is not worth living as a male at all, so other actions don't matter at all
>>33419569>You can't bake with it? Why not?Well, the presence of sugar affects the behaviour of what you're baking while it's in the oven. Something that is chemically similar to sugar and can be used in similar amounts can at least partly simulate the presence of sugar in the mixture. So something like erythritol or xylitol can be used for baking - it's not a perfect substitute, but better than nothing. But stevia isn't remotely similar to sugar - it doesn't even taste sweet in its own right at all, it just messes with your taste buds so that other things taste sweet if Stevia is present. So it doesn't behave in a remotely sugar-like way when you cook with it.
In the same way, you can't make ice cream with it. The sugar in ice cream acts as an antifreeze and lowers the freezing point of the mixture. Stevia can't do that.
I'm a bit of a fixer-upper. But I'm cheap.
>>33419584>OH! Well, do I know that? I would personally temper my expectations if I knew that.Nobody else ever does. But thank you. :)
>>33419602Don't worry, we have plenty of cheaters around. You can ask them for tips.
>>33419603>Life is not worth living as a male at allnta F
Thereโs one thing atogans have in common with serenity, we were both meant to be betrayed. They came in droves from the darkness, eyeless, naked, and screaming. 18 lead ball bearings kissed the face of the first screamer, sending him and the mangled pulp of what used to be his face tumbling backwards into the teeming masses and the muzzle flash shadow army dancing behind them. I donโt remember what happened after that, but when it was over, my legs ached, lungs burned, and I found myself in a more familiar part of the sewers, kilometers from where I had been assaulted. I lost all my gear in the struggle. Beaten and bloodied, I stumbled blindly in the sewers, tracing my calloused fingers along the shit-stained walls until my starving eyes were fed a sliver of light. The familiar and comforting and dreadful overhead lighting of atoga. I love you, atoga. I will never betray you again.
>>33419612You're welcome. Do you inform people that you are autistic sometimes?
>>33419573>I don't understand the relationship between what I say and what other people interpret me as having said.Most people don't.
>>33419581It's still said a by a girl so that's good enough for me, beggars can't be choosers
>>33419602I furiously judging you.
how do fat people have sex
>>33419627nta but it goes far deeper than simple normie confusion. Like, half the time I feel like an alien that needs to research how you guys work.
>>33419602Lol you're a piece of shit, you'll fit in here
>>33419602You will inevitably break up over this. But the longer you hide it from her, the worst the fallout.
To women. A woman im talking to grabbed my dick from outside of my pants and said "I want you to fuck me with this big dick" but im not exactly sure what she meant by this any ideas?
>>33419602>there are women dating moids like this
>>33419602Since you're feeling bad about I guess it's okay to keep it to yourself
>>33419602average moidtard in the dating market
>>33419636That's how I feel about zoomers.
It's sad that women want to date cheaters over shy guys
>>33419602The fact that you feel bad about it means you're still a good egg, anon.
>>33419602You're a massive cunt
>>33419577Okay so autism, got it
>>33419652If he was a good egg he wouldn't have done what he did.
>>33419651The women don't even know they're cheaters you retard
>>33419647nta You too? I can't understand their language and customs at all.
>>33419651Cheaters get to date because they dont fucking care about anything kek. They ask out 1000 girls, of course one is gonna say yes.
The anxious attachment guy will ask out maybe 3 girls at most over the course of a year.
Also yes it isnt news that young women are terrible at picking partners. If youve ever sksed your mom about dating, she wouldve told you that she was attracted to arrogance when she was younger.
Hi friends. Does anyone have experience with becoming fluent in a new language? Not like a second language you learned from your parents, but because you wanted to. I'd really appreciate your opinions!
I heard Babbel is great for going from beginner to conversational, but it won't make me fluent. For those who have successfully become fluent in another language. How did you manage to do it?
And if Babbel is a good start, what else would I need to do to become fluent?
Thank you so much for spending the time to read this.
Lmao the cheater deleted it. We need someone like MKG to help him cope
>>33419602I'm not in the business of judging people, but she deserves better. Also, make sure you get tested.
>>33419634>how do fat people have sexSweatily. I imagine it's like coating two water balloons in oil and trying to bounce them together.
>>33419639>any ideas?She was probably telling you to take your meds.
>>33419656Eh, I would be inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. I've heard guys can be really enslaved to their libido.
>>33419661Doing chinese for national security reasons (yes actually). We use pleco/quizlet/anki for learning vocab then learn grammar, listen to audio, read passages (using the vocab we learned from anki pleco or quizlet) during the workday
I already speak two languages but i picked up the other one just from immersion
>>33419665As much as we're horny, that's not an excuse to betray someone who loves you and puts her trust on you.
>>33419661>For those who have successfully become fluent in another language. How did you manage to do it?Mostly speaking to natives. I learned Arabic while stationed in the Middle East and learned German from a friend I met online.
>>33419671Did you take a DLPT? just curious if you were able to get to linguist levels without dedicated study.
>>33419663>She was probably telling you to take your meds.Hm no i don't think so. Any other ideas? I was really confused
>>33419671sprich deutsch, du hurensohn
So men really are cheaters
what
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>>33419651its pre-selection at work
a guy who can cheat means there are women interested in him, meaning he has value
A woman would prefer to share a winner than to settle for a loser
>>33419676Men that are more sexually active tend to be cheaters
Girls really love dating guys who hurt them...
>>33419665>guys can be really enslaved to their libidoNot that much. We do have agency and personal accountability.
State gender, what is your opinion of having chairs in the bed room?
>>33419682Girls below 25***
Any girl aged between 17 and 21 honestly belongs in a mental hospital desu.
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>>33419661I can only talk for Babbel when it comes to russian
its pretty good, however after a while after learning the basics most of the exercises just become word memorisation.
I'd prefer if it had more sentence forming instead of just singular words.
Its good to get the basics down though, I do still use it but I combine it with HelloTalk to actually talk to russian people and apply the language
>>33419671>germanyell at me daddy
https://youtu.be/fjULjCXNFx8
>>33419683nta Why do a large portion of you cat call and do lewd comments and stuff like that?
>>33419684I couldn't imagine having the room or the need for a chair in my bedroom. I do my makeup standing in the bathroom.
>>33419651Male, early twenties, works retail or service industry explaining Saturday afternoon availability. Limited romantic experience; has been rejected multiple times, attributes this to being "shy" rather than examining other factors. Socially isolated; weekend posting during prime social hours indicates few offline social obligations. Consumption of online content that validates worldview about women preferring "bad boys"; likely frequents forums or communities that reinforce these beliefs. Psychological defense mechanism; framework allows maintenance of self-image while explaining romantic failures. Geographic likelihood; suburban or smaller city environment with limited social opportunities, possibly still living with parents. Educational background; some college or high school completion, not currently pursuing advanced education. Social anxiety manifesting as resentment; original shyness has evolved into defensive bitterness toward potential romantic partners. Response to cheating discussion specifically; actively seeking content about relationship betrayals to validate worldview that women make poor partner choices. Observer positioning through "it's sad that" language; sees self as outside dating dynamics looking in rather than as active participant working to improve prospects. False binary construction suggests inexperience with relationship complexity; real-world experience would show partners are multifaceted rather than simply "cheaters" or "shy guys."
>>33419666Ok so seems like your doing the free version of Babbel. What do you plan to do after learning vocab and grammar to become fluent?
>>33419671Yea speaking with others sounds the simplest, but it isn't easy to do. In your case, you only spoke to natives because you were forced to be around them. Finding someone online to speak with seems odd and like a forced relationship to me.
Did you learn purely from proximity to them or did you do some studying and other stuff?
>>33419687Ok I'd assume its the same for all languages so thank you for the insight! Just out of curiosity, how recently did you do it? Maybe its been updated since you used it.
Honestly, I was planning on buying the lifetime plan for a one time payment. ( I plan to learn 2 languages). Do you think a year is enough to learn do 2 complete languages through Babbel? or would it be a good idea to just get the lifetime plan so I could always refer to it and practice?
>>33419700Ph god why so many words give me a tldd
>>33419683>personal accountabilitySays the anon that most likely enjoys shitposting.
To woman. What do you think of a guy that is good at card tricks? Your tiny brains appreciate it right?
>>33419626>You're welcome. Do you inform people that you are autistic sometimes?Yeah, but they don't believe it, or they think it's something people use as an excuse to avoid taking responsibility for things.
>>33419684F The only chair I have is to do my makeup.
I am a 20 year old man but still sound like a 13 year old boy. How do I cope with this?
>found out the guy I've been trying to date is into cuckold fantasies
I should immediately drop this whole thing, right?
>>33419702no. i did not post it for you, i posted it for others to give them context.
>>33419634>how do fat people have sexAre you asking about the mechanics of the act, or about how they find a willing partner?
>>33419700So many words but you still didn't claim that I was wrong, I'm just an empath so I can feel about stuff like this
Do women really like calling guys daddy, or should I give up on that fantasy
>>33419706>but they don't believe itNta but I fucking HATE this. We don't demand to see a doctor's note for a physical thing, why would a mental thing be any different?
>>33419698To show interest and appreciation, I assume.
>>33419709.... geez what tough fucking call.. hmmmmmmmm??? Geeeez i wonderrrrr
>>33419709Well do you like your man to have cuck fantasies?
What are you guys up to this weekend? I'm watching old pro wrestling shows and eating chicken nuggets while waiting for my pirated version of Watch Dogs to finish installing.
>>33419718You guys think we appreciate that? :/
>>33419673>Did you take a DLPT?No, it's mostly conversational, since I was only learning for a few months, but there are various idiosyncrasies to every language you will only get by talking to people.
>>33419675>sprich deutsch, du hurensohnDu kan nicht mach mich (my German isn't good, grammatically)
>>33419684>what is your opinion of having chairs in the bed room?F
Cuck behavior
>>33419701>Did you learn purely from proximity to them or did you do some studying and other stuff?Arabic I learned just because I worked with an Arab that would teach me. German I learned specifically for a trip and would basically try to hold a conversation with a Bavarian friend of mine.
>>33419709>I should immediately drop this whole thing, right?Well, there's a difference between fantasies and actually wanting to try them. A lot of people have rape fantasies, but that doesn't mean they want to be raped.
>>33419709>I should immediately drop this whole thing, right?Depends. Are you interested in helping him realise them?
>>33419725>I'm watching old pro wrestling showsHulk Hogan, right?
>>33419714i was not arguing for or against you or your point.
>>33419708did a date go bad, anon?
>>33419698Outside of the internet I have never in all my life seen a man catcall a woman.
You must be super old and nasty.
>>33419716>Do women really like calling guys daddy, or should I give up on that fantasySome do.
>>33419721So helpful.
>>33419722>>33419728I understand fantasies are just fantasies, but with how much that shit is memed, it must be a headache in one way or another, I imagine.
>>33419717Because most physical things are way easier to see and people have been know to fake mental stuff for personal gain.
>>33419734I've never dated, I just hate that I still sound like someone who just hit puberty.
>>33419733Yessir, Story of The Rock vs Hulk Hogan on youtube then I'm gonna watch their Mania match.
>>33419735I live in South America. It's a thing here.
>>33419739(NTA) Have you had your testosterone levels checked?
What's the opposite of an empath, a psychopath?
>>33419741being cheated on sounds hot as fuck as a fantasy, but the reality would probably suck.
>>33419734I know you didn't cuz I'm right
>>33419748Well, I should. Your voice not breaking properly can be a sign of your hormones being out of whack.
>POV: you just had your virginity taken by JH, and you wake up to find her making you breakfast as a token of appreciation for cumming into the garbage can
>>33419746Psychopath or sociopath, yeh. A narcissist can understand what someone feels but they donโt emotionally care.
>>33419737>so helpfulIts fucking sickening and he's a pathetic fucking faggot. Jesus the fact that you even have to ask. What the fuck
>>33419746Effectively. Psychopaths are incapable of empathy.
>>33419751You're the coolest anon in this thread.
>>33419759yes, but also none of that.
I literally hate fat white women so fucking much. How do you fail life on tutorial mode?
>>33419759I WISH JH WOULD RAPE ME
why dont men ever try the stuff in smut instead of porn
>>33419746"Empathy" has two different meanings. It can mean caring about what other people feel, or it can mean being strongly and easily aware of what other people are feeling.
Psychopaths don't *care* about other people's feelings, and have a very limited range of emotions themselves, but they are often extremely good at understanding and manipulating other people's emotions.
By contrast, a severely autistic person may well care a great deal about other people's feelings, but have no ability to read or comprehend them; so they may care very much about someone else being happy, but not have the ability to tell whether they are or not, and not understand what they need to do to help someone be happy.
>>33419774Living in Ameruca.
>>33419776because we don't consume smut. 99.9% of us wouldn't even be able to find it. you gotta show us men.
>baby niece looked at me and cried
I should die.
>>33419698Men born after 1970 dont catcall
Its just hollywood shit now
>>33419759>tall>big tits>no assDon't you get tired of being so off?
>>33419780>so they may care very much about someone else being happy, but not have the ability to tell whether they are or not, and not understand what they need to do to help someone be happy.This would suck.
>>33419784I see a lot of homeless niggers catcalling in the city.
>>33419520I did apologize to her face when I saw her last. She kinda laughed it off and said it was fine, but I'm sure she was just being nice. She said she'd drafted a bunch of responses but never sent them because she'd've regretted it, which makes me even more embarrassed.
For context, she'd been pulling away and instead of just leaving it, I acted panicky and needy. I would send her texts ranging from angry, to sad, to horny. Just the worst.
But I've said my piece to her and I guess that's all I can do.
>>33419782>99.9% of us wouldn't even be able to find it. you gotta show us men.there's really only one website for fics anymore
>>33419786>This would suckIt does, yes.
>>33419759Yep, now I can ditch that practice hookup and date who I really want, a white woman
>>33419785Curls + cute face = JH
>>33419790aaaaaaaaaaaand 99.9% of us don't know what that is aaaaaaaaaaaand we don't understand how to spend any amount of time on there
>>33419784I said I live in South America. We've barely left the 70s.
>>33419776I dont say anything from anything. If I dont come up with it its cringe. Like a redditor quoting shit
>>33419795>>33419790ao3 for smut, ffnet and spacebattles for notsmut?
>>33419790>there's really only one website for fics anymoreUnless it's the one you're thinking of, what about www.mcstories.com ?
>>33419727I'm assuming the ones who do that think that.
Autistics, is it "I have autism" or "I am autistic?"
>>33419802isnโt that mind control
>>33419795Damn, no wonder no one wants to have sex with men. Reminds me of my first time, when I'd read 30 bj how-tos so I wouldn't hurt or disappoint my bf and he hadn't heard of the clitoris
>>33419727Also, I've seen femanon complain on atoga about not getting catcalled, and asking how to change that.
>>33419796More like the 1920s jej
I need a monolith gf who encompasses every single stereotype of women ever. I feel like that would be awesome.
>>33419806>isnโt that mind controlYes. A valuable and very long-lived resource. It's been around since the 90s.
>>33419807men aren't sex obsessed like women are. our bodies aren't sex-focused playgrounds. why would we think about that sex stuff when we're not doing it?
>>33419805I personally don't care. Yes, you could infer that "I have autism" means you're viewing it as something that can or should be cured but that's a really... autistic take on it, imo.
>>33419795ew normalfag
>>33419799no i mean like learning how to perform foreplay in a non-malepornbrained way
>>33419801everyone left ff a decade ago and ff was just as degenerate
>>33419802no
>>33419809100% a guy larping
>>33419776Because the smut I read is different from the smut you read?
How do we get girls into reading stuff other than smut?
>>33419794That's reductive.
>>33419805>Autistics, is it "I have autism" or "I am autistic?"Either. The second one sounds slightly less medical and formal.
>>33419822If men learned to flirt and give orgasms women wouldn't have to turn to books and robots just to have a normal sex life
>>33419818I still use ff for nonsmut sometimes desu, but itโs only a few authors and they crosspost to ao3. Also a lot of the smut i like there was deleted a while back sadly.
>>33419818I'll just figure it out. Like you say porn is a bad point of reference for foreplay. I'll just use pure intuition. Doubt smut would be any better
>>33419809That's a guy. There are a bunch of respectful ways a guy can show appreciation for how you look and cat calling is not one of them.
Is there 100% pure vanilla smut that isn't weird in any way
>>33419819What was that about women being a monolith again?
>>33419827rip
>>33419828>Doubt smut would be any betterit is better and why modern moids lose to ao3 and janitor.ai
Anons, before you notice Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, the Wolf Man, the Mummy and the Creature of the Black Lagoon have gotten inside your house and are out for blood. State gender and course of action.
>>33419837Suck them all off
M
Women, what sorts of compliments do you like?
Femanons, are you a Hulkamaniac?
>>33419832>implying femanon wants respectful
>>33419837Leave my house of course
>>33419805>is it "I have autism" or "I am autistic?"Either. Just like you could say "I have diabetes" or "I am diabetic".
>>33419805These are equivalent statements.
>>33419748too poor? or did doctors ignore you or tell you you're normal?
>>33419743Oh see well there's your problem, you're brown
>>33419709>I should immediately drop this whole thingAbsolutely, he sees you as a piece of meat he can whore out to strange men
>>33419840No, I was more into Macho Man.
>>33419826As a dude who's rarely if ever cum during sex, I resent that. I think modernity and the appeal of fantasies and toys make it difficult for either sex to compete.
As a result, sex is becoming something else entirely. For dudes, it seems like a token of validation that women give us to keep our self esteem afloat. For chicks, it's a currency. No one explicitly thinks in those terms, but that what appears to be happening.
Isn't smut just porn but words and shit instead of pictures
>>33419826If girls wanted orgasms they'd teach their boyfriends step by step how to pleasure them
>>33419822Women ive hooked up with have said my dick was big but never fat... what does this mean??
>>33419823there is an idea of a JH, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can wear my gold hoops and you can touch my hair and feel curls gripping your fingers and maybe you can even sense our sex lives are probably comparable: I simply am the Queen of /atoga/.
>>33419856I assume that they meant it's long but thin.
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md5: 86f598aebda9ea55737f1e83967f185f
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>tfw no gf who only listens to sad music
Women, you've heard of that Mythbusters thing where they found that a woman with bigger boobs got more tips, right? Even from other women, what could be the reasons for that?
When people say porn what do they mean
Like literally all "pornogpraphic material" or just lame pornhub videos type shit
>>33419854Smut is more likely to have an actual plot.
I just got surgically sterilized. Both my fallopian tunes are completely gone and I can no longer get pregnant. Moids, AMA
>>33419862Thats bad isn't it
>>33419805>Autistics, is it "I have autism" or "I am autistic?"I have autism or I am on the spectrum
>>33419822>How do we get girls into reading stuff other than smut?Make science and history sexier. If you can't make WWII more interesting than getting bred by a pack of werewolves, that's on you.
>>33419834>Is there 100% pure vanilla smut that isn't weird in any wayYes, tonnes.
>>33419840>Femanons, are you a Hulkamaniac?Anyone who bleeds for the red, white, and blue is a Hulkamaniac.
>>33419860You let people touch your hair?
>>33419870I dont need a plot to jerk off though
>>33419869the type your mother made with me
>>33419860Anons roleplaying as me to talk to me is a level of surreal I wasn't ready to deal with this weekend.
>>33419871Damn i wish you were my gf
>>33419869Anything that is intended to be sexually arousing.
>>33419877OK? Do you want a cookie or something?
[spoiler]I masturbate to captions[/spoiler]
>>33419875>You let people touch your hair?My first thought, as well. Fingers would get broken.
>>33419812>I need a monolith gf
>>33419874>I am on the spectrumI personally don't like this one. Makes me think I want people to think I'm a special snowflake.
I cant fap to smut because I have aphantasia
Black people, have you ever let people touch your hair?
Why didn't human women evolve to be bigger and more dominant? That's the way it is in the animal kingdom
>>33419855Women teach men to do that, but men do not learn how to do that.
>>33419875>>33419887I feel seen that this was remembered.
>>33419894Yes. Idk why you have to make it about race.
>>33419894This one little kid I babysat once. I don't think there was malice in that.
>>33419894>Black people, have you ever let people touch your hair?Only my fiancรฉe, my best friend, and my stylist.
>>33419873Well, women say that a dick too long can hurt, and that a thick one can stimulate better certain parts of the pussy... so unfortunately I'd say yes.
>>33419868Donโt know, but as someone with big juicy bits Iโm into it
>>33419903It wasn't about you specifically. It just seems like a lot of black people have an issue with this.
Why do men follow masculinity influencers when women bean flick to bts and timothee chalamet
>>33419882Fuck dem kids.
>>33419883I will not be your gf but you can have my AIDS if you're hot
>>33419871Congratulations! I still want kids though so let's head down to the adoption bureau.
>>33419868I dunno, empathy? I'm not even that big and I get really worn out at the end of the day.
>>33419910>bts and timothee chalametWe don't want to be like that
>>33419906Yeah im fucked. Thats probably why so many women never want to see me again after the first hook up
>>33419906A dick that is too thick also hurts.
>>33419912>AIDSNvm no thanks im hot though girls say I look like a young Johnny Depp but I have the personality of the good doctor
Uncles trying to get me to ask some chick out who works at the liquor store
Hes already told her hes got a nephew
Fuck this shit is embarrassing what the fuck do it do
I've never even seen her
>>33419925Do you get along with your uncle? If so, then stop being afucking PUSSY and make your uncle happy bitch. He wants you to bone her some he cant
>>33419920Whats too thin though ..?
>>33419934I've never asked a girl for her number before wtf do i even say
>>33419939Just b urself bro u got this
>>33419898We specced in the wrong reproductive strategy.
>shit out a ton of babies, rely on a handful to surviveFemale can and should soak up all semen, males don't need to compete, female needs to be dominant enough to secure enough food for all the birthing and weaning
>birth and rear 1 kid for 20 years, autistically put all your eggs in one basketOnly the holiest of sperm donated by the strongest and smartest and most loyal male in all existence will do
>>33419939"hi, my uncle says he found a pretty girl for me at this here liquer store. would that happen to be you?"
>>33419939But seriously though.. you ever examine a raccoon? Study their behavioral patterns and try to imitate them. Bitches love that
Is the femanon here who I talked about alcohol with like two weeks ago?
It seems I am getting through the weekend without any drinking.
Did oversleep tonight massively though and while it's close to midnight, I am stille WOKE as fuck, so I might just drink some coke and pull an all-nighter.
>>33419951what does this mean?
You guys ever consider that a lot of your issues could be fixed or at least made better with a better sleep schedule?
>>33419959none of my issues could be fixed with that
>>33419959I can't sleep into an attractive person
>>33419963nta You sorta can though.
>>33419959I had a good paying job with significant life accomplishments debt free with a perfect dog and a 10/10 stunner girlfriend in good health and good looks with a 10 to 6 sleep schedule
it fixed no issues. It's not enough. I am deeply deeply angry and was meant to live some other kind of life.
>>33419965How can I become more funny, charismatic and interesting by sleeping?
>>33419959Yes. It has always been a issue for me though.
>>33419967>It's not enough.That's your issue.
>>33419959This anon
>>33419953 here.
Yes, getting a better sleep schedulle actually made my headache I had earlier this year go away.
Today was just a slip up, I legit slept until 12, switching off my 9am alarm half asleep...
rank the bands
rank them
Paramore
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Panic! at the Disco
Evanescence
Linking Park
Bring Me The Horizon
>>33419977Have several good songs
>Paramore>Linking ParkHave one good song
>Evanescence>Panic! at the DiscoHas a good intro to one song
>My Chemical Romancelol
>Fall Out Boy>Bring Me The Horizon
>>33419314No. Cause I'll only do that for him.
>>33419977Ranking them in terms of how much I listened to them
Panic! at the Disco
Fall out Boy
Paramore
My Chemical Romance
Linking Park
Bring me the Horizon
Evanescence
>>33419903>I feel seen that this was rememberedHard to forget when it's my lived experience too.
>>33419959The time to fix my sleep schedule was 20 years ago so I could have grown taller.
>>33419968you'll have more energy and better cognitive function
>>33419968I'm glad you asked! Sleep enhances creativity, quick thinking and pattern recognition. All of those are really important to making good jokes or clever comebacks. You need REM sleep to link ideas, which is literally what humor is. Connecting unexpected things in a funny way. Sleep improves emotional intelligence. Your ability to read facial expressions, tone and to be able to respond properly. When sleep deprived you're less attractive and trustworthy and have lower control over your emotions. Sleep supports memory so you can retain fun facts and stories better. It also boosts focus and curiosity so you actually notice cool things worth sharing. Being interesting is about having mental bandwidth and you get that by recharging during sleep.
>>33419977> pretty goodMy Chemical Romance
Linking Park
> okFall Out Boy
> dont careParamore
Panic! at the Disco
Evanescence
> has the sigma song?Bring Me The Horizon
it is genuinely funny how true i've found this
>>33419951 to be. authenticity and confidence is so hard to come by now that you can unapologetically be an unkempt schizoid freak and women will fawn over you just from the authenticity alone.
women, thoughts? have i just been lucky or is this kinda true?
>>33419994you should not look like an skeleton
>>33419997>>33419999I already make sure to sleep at least 7 or 8 hour at least every day. I'm simply not that funny or attractive.
toilet roll is perfect width
>>33420002I mean first penor
>>33419994When I can see most of your ribs without you bending.
>>33420004I can't get any toilet roll past halfway on the glans. they're too narrow
>>33419977Misery Business
Welcome to the Black Parade
We Didn't Start the Fire
Emperor's New Clothes
Bring Me to Life
One Step Closer
Throne
>>33420004>>33420008Ha ha imagine fitting inside a tp without issue
>>33420009>We Didn't Start the Fire>Emperor's New Clothesweird picks but i respect it
>>33419977In terms of what?
Panic donโt get enough appreciation for their early stuffโs musicality
Linkin Park is probably number one in terms of all time popularity
Paramore haley was my first crush and sexual awakening
Amy Lee is probably the best singer on the list
Under the Cork Tree is one of my favorite albums ever
Never got into mcr or bmth
>>33420012>Linkin Park is probably number one in terms of all time popularityLike popularity means anything...
>>33420012in fucking quality you fucking retard
>mfw I find that an obscure band I like did a cover of a popular song
>>33419977MCR (I can sing the entire Black Parade album by heart and in order)
Linkin Park (One More Light album is seriously underrated)
Paramore (love all their generations)
Fall Out Boy (not a fan of some of their newer stuff, but Patrick is timeless)
Panic at the Disco (Brendan fell off)
Evanescence (though I love Amy Lee)
BMTH (sucks dick)
>>33419934Im giving up
Uncle can just be disappointed idgaf, fuck him
>>33420015I meant in terms of sales. Numbers donโt lie. Remember that Joe Biden is the most popular presidential nominee of all time
>>33419980Genuinely kill yourself
>>33420021More than Obama? :/
>>33420019just get drunk and do it stop being a pusys
>>33420022Sorry, not emo enough.
sleepy and period started :(
>>33420015It means something if you wanna make a living.
>>33420019Seriously dont give up man. This is a good thing. Your mental framing is shitty. Just pretend to be your favorite movie character and become that personality type and make a game of it. Do it for unc
SYBAU GAN ISTG TS CRAZY ASL
I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING
I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE
HONEY IF YOU STAY I'LL BE FORGIVEN
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOME
>>33420030Popularity is often driven by hype not substance. Many great artists stay obscure
>>33420038Everbody knows that.
>>33419977>one of my favsParamore
>good but dont listen to them much anymore
Bring Me The Horizon
Linking Park
>used to dislike singers voice but i listened to welcome to the black parade again and really liked itMy Chemical Romance
>never listened to them so only know bring me to lifeEvanescence
>never liked themFall Out Boy
Panic! at the Disco
And I'll be sorry for now
That I couldn't be around
Sometimes things refuse to go the way we planned
Oh I'll be sorry for now
That I couldn't be around
There will be a day that you will understand
>>33419977would you date someone with this music taste?
>>33420045I don't care about a single one of these bands, but I'm fine to date someone who does.
>>33420045I would ask them to do some sweet skateboard tricks.
>>33420011>We Didn't Start the FireMost important thing they've ever done is a Billy Joel cover.
The only alternative for me would have been 7 Minutes in Heaven because it was in Flatout 2.
>Emperor's New ClothesNothing else I've heard by him even comes close. I live the video.
State gender. Can you do a sport or specialized physical activity?
>>33420045thatโs like 90% of the ppl in the usa
>>33420062M
I'm above average at bouldering
>>33420052My favorite PATD song is Hallelujah because of a Dragon Age thing someone made on Tumblr
https://youtu.be/9TbVYu67vY8
>>33420001huh, guess i have just been kinda lucky
>>33420062Does swimming and yoinking small creatures out of the ocean count
>>33420062M, I am getting pretty good at boxing
>>33420062>Can you do a sport or specialized physical activity?F
I did track and cross country in high school, have never lost a set of tennis, and have trained in kickboxing and BJJ.
>>33420063Hon, this aint 2008 no more :/
>>33420075Of course! You put them back though, right?
>>33420075Why wouldn't they count?
>>33420062M.
I can do a spot-on Stephen Hawking impression with just my voice. Is that physical enough?
>>33420082>Of course! You put them back though, right?That's worse than keeping them. At least keeping them serves the purpose of feeding you. Putting them back means you painfully tortured them for nothing.
What do I do with no internet
>>33420078F I did BJJ too. Self defence class, right?
>>33420087Read a book.
Go for a walk.
Practice your art/instruments.
>>33420062M
Literally nothing
>>33420068Now you reminded me that I never finished Dragon Age 2. I wonder if I still have the save files somewhere?
>>33420087stop wasting all your time
>>33420062Everyone can do a sport of "specialized" physical activity whatever that means.
I can ride a bike, but I don't do it for sport I do it for transportation and fitness.
>>33420096I am a lost soul
>>33420095Do a jigsaw puzzle. No, I'm serious.
What causes mammals to have the males always mog the shit out of the females?
>>33420102>>33420097I see your point. I really did phrase the question wrong.
>>33420088No, just normal BJJ
I started because my Argentinian friend is a trainer and asked me to join his gym.
>>33420092Please do, it's so good.
Women
Have you ever wore pasties
I read that rubbing your feet together while trying to sleep is an autism thing, this is a lie right?
>>33420025he received a trillion votes. literally the greatest and most popular politician this country has ever had.
>>33420082Uhhh I cook them and eat them.
>>33420105That's an easily googleable question
>>33420104I mean, I used to. Haven't tried a lot of stuff out lately. I probably lost a lot of flexibility.
>>33420087Read a book. Clean your room. Knit a scarf. Go outside.
>>33420105Sexual dimorphism. Humans started to lose theirs around the time of the homo habilis. Funnily enough, monogamy in species is a direct result of the lack of sexual dimorphism.
>>33420112For me, it's clapping my feet together after a long day to beat the aches out of them.
I am an arms dealer fitting you with
Weapons in the form of words
And don't really care which side wins
Long as the room keeps singing, that's just the business I'm in
>>33420111Yes. I'm small enough to not need a bra but still want some modesty like that.
>>33420111>Have you ever wore pastiesYes, why?
>>33420120i curl my toes a lot too especially while playing difficult games
>>33420110>it's so goodAnon, there's a reason I didn't finish it.
>>33420105female blue whales are bigger than males, ftr. which means the biggest animal that's ever lived has been female.
>>33420114I... oh... oh, ok, then... Cooking counts too!
>>33420119Humans look pretty dimorphic to me
>>33420117nta M I've unironically starting knitting. Shit is fucking therapeutic.
>>33420123The real question is why you?
>>33419429Listening to conservative media or being plugged manosphere content.
>>33420075Do you mostly swim on the surface or are you big into diving too?
>>33420128Why is tha- ok, I'll take it, whatever. Thanks, anon.
>>>/v/716525054
no wonder everyone on 4chan is so fucked, god damn...
>>33420105Man sperm whale bulls must be the most vicious animal out there. Even a pack of 30 orcas stays the fuck away from a single bull. Shame they're so juiced up on testosterone that they live alone outside of mating season because they kill everything in sight and go on a rampage. I mean these guys eat giant and colossal squids who are still not discovered by humans because we found their beaks inside their stomachs and they have battle scars of their tentacles. These fuckers dive 600 meters deep in the pitch black ice cold ocean just to hunt giant squid. Their clicking sound can make a human's head explode. Such badass creatures.
someone made a rating site from the leaked tea pictures
https://spill.info.gf/
thoughts?
>>33420137Not everyone has a shit family like that anon
Im lucky to have great parents but still end up here
>>33419429tattoos, spending too much time on her phone, ever having been with a black guy, drinks, does drugs
>>33419429F I wouldn't automatically call that a red flag.
Smoking.
>>33420145>ever having been with a black guyThe fuck?
>>33420141Don't particularly care
>>33420136sorry I just find small boobs cute
>>33420151Especially weed. Shit drains your motivation.
>>33420141Kind of a weird thing to do
>>33420150Where do you think you are?
>>33420150>feigned surpriseCringe
>>33420150what do you want me to say?
>>33420130>Shit is fucking therapeutic.When it's not frustrating. My fingers hurt, the buff I spent a week knitting is too small and doesn't fit over my head, my tension is all over the place and way too tight by the end of the knit, and the yarn broke while I was trying to even out the tension.
>>33420155No, I mean, you're fine. I just find it weird how that's, I dunno... fetishized is probably too strong a word.
>>33420137Not even the worst child abuse story I've read on 4chan.
Not even the worst believable child abuse story I've read on 4chan.
Not even the worst believable child abuse story I've read on 4chan from posters ITT.
We are surrounded by a lot of people who deserve a lot of empathy.
>>33420141Disastrous ELO for Rulebreaker in the bottom 50.
>>33420111no, i've owned i think 4 bras my entire life and don't know much about this fancy stuff
>>33420168NTA, better to be cutezoned than to have the guy pursue you because flat is his strong sexual preference (for children).
>>33419900Men will learn after girls stop lying about having orgasms
>>33420168well skinny girls usually have small boobs that's why i prefer small boobs, not that it's a deal breaker if the don't I don't know how to explain it but it's not in a perverted way if that makes any sense
>wake up
>make coffee and have a cigarette
>turn on some LoFi girl
>no bitch having a melty first thing in the morning
>no neighbours arguing with other
>no children screaming and crying
Ah yes I love being single
>>33420181Women don't lie as long as the male isn't a retard who asks (because most men are too small to give a single women out there an orgasm, even these males aka your kind knows this)
>>33420139the sounds they make when homing in on their prey are also absolutely insane: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sperm_Whale_Creak_2.ogg
sounds like an extremely loud homing missile
We need to bring back wife beating.
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1m7bumv/update_my_m32_wife_f28_told_me_she_is_bi_and/
ladies, does watching a mst3k episode (preferably mike nelson) sound like a good date idea to you?
>>33420190>My geiger counter when i get lost and accidentally end up in chernobyl
>>33420165Gripping the needles too tightly and knitting with too tight a tension. Take breaks more often and try larger needles or wooden ones. Youโre probably anxious about dropping stitches, so you over tighten. Test swatches are your friend. Do a few rows just to practice relaxing your tension. Always measure your gauge and compare to pattern. Use stretchier cast ons like long tail or tubular. Use sturdier yarn, avoid single ply. I'm gonna go drink a bunch of beer now.
>>33420139god I want to fuck a sperm whale bull now
>>33420129>Humans look pretty dimorphic to meNot very, at least in relation to other species.
>>33420131>The real question is why you?To cover my nipples
women are abandonment issues in a man a red flag?
>>33419319Because you can't dominate a woman that's been fucked by other men.
>>33420141honestly this is so dragged out and whatever
>>33420200more than most. snakes, dogs, cats, horses, bears, most mammals. the list goes on.
>>33420182Understood. It's just, me anyways, I grew up thinking boobs were one of the must have elements of being a woman and it's taken me a while to wrap my head around other opinions.
is this another no-actual-woman-in-the-thread thread?
I need to blast my cock through a skinny femanon with huge boobs. its the only way
>>33420192I would rather unironically watch the original movie and do our own commentary.
>>33420134Not a diver, thatโs a bit too much ocean for me. I donโt swim too far out
>>33420207there has never been a woman here you are just crazy
>>33420203>dragged outit literally happened yesterday
>>33420139>The total annual consumption of prey by sperm whales worldwide is estimated to be about 272 million tonnes (300 million short tons). In comparison, human consumption of seafood is estimated to be 157 million tonnes (173 million short tons).haha what the fuck
>>33420209it would pale in comparison to the comic genius of mst3k.
>>33420207Good morning saar! We are on the other thread talking shit behind your back because youโre annoying and rapey
>>33420192season 4/5 joel eps are better
>>33420209what if we're both unfunny and stutter a bunch?
>>33420207it's saturday night /atoga/ and all the femanons are out on dates
>>33420216Perhaps, but I'm not on a date with them. Frame it as a way of shit testing you even if you must.
>>33420198>Youโre probably anxious about dropping stitches, so you over tighten.Yes. I think the Venn diagrams of too tight and too loose are overlapping.
>>33420206yeah you're not the only one i've talked to other girls that felt the same way but seriously there's nothing to be insecure about there's someone out there for you!
>>33420219If you're unfunny then you've already lost the dating game, simple as.
>>33420191Jesus, don't look at the bottom 50. That shit is just tragic.
>>33420219i accept that there are people who prefer hodgson, i just don't want to be around them
>>33420230>it seems we are not all in agreement>i disagree!
>>33420226>unfunnywhat if his sense of humor just goes over head?
>>33420224Practice consciously knitting more loose, even if it feels โtoo loose.โ Do a few rows of test swatches just to practice relaxing your tension.
reminder that there are femoids ITT that are currently ovulating
monster inc is top 5 movies of all time and you can't convince me otherwise
Women, is this fascist?
https://x.com/sweeneydailyx/status/1948497621095477712
>>33420244What am i supposed to do with this information?
>>33420245for me it's jacob's ladder
>>33420244don't know what that means, so i'm safe no matter what
>>33420238You're watch an MTS3K episode. I doubt it does.
>>33420252>t. someone who's never watched mst3k
>>33420245I can see your point. I would personally put Toy Story 2 there.
>>33420201Is that the thing where you rip the couch apart and bite chunks off the door when I leave for work
>>33420241I did. That mad it impossible to get consistent tension.
>>33420245>t. guy who's seen 6 movies
>>33420190Imagine being a colossal squid and hearing that come closer and closer in the pitch black dark. This is probably going on right now as we speak somewhere near the south pole
Also interesting how the females stay in the "nice areas" while the bulls go everywhere
>>33420259ive seent it all bro, nothing comes quite close to that one
>>33420256leaving for work just sets us off howling and crying. it's when it gets to be 10am and you still haven't come back yet that the couchripping starts.
>>33420260I wish we had more photos of giga nigga squids
>>33420256no i'm not a dog (my ex did use to call me her puppy though) but it's just me being very afraid of you leaving me forever without saying a word which funnily enough my ex did :(
>>33420199maybe try reading moby dick first, no need to rush right in.
>>33420246No, but her accent is really fucking annoying.
"Jins are pessed dun from parents to uspring "
State gender
What's your fav animated movie?
M
How to train your dragon
>>33420257When youโre only doing a few rows your hands and tension havenโt โsettled inโ yet so your knitting will feel awkward and inconsistent. It's just a warm up. Your tension usually evens out after 10โ20 rows, not 3 or 5. The goal isn't perfect stitches, itโs to get your hands in rhythm before a real project. It's the equivalent of making stupid lines and doodles before the real drawing.
Should I buy an air fryer? Is it more economical than using a conventional oven?
>>33420277M
the last unicorn
>>33420269Honestly they sound impressive but they're just "huge" because of their tentacles being long. No doubt still shitting your pants material but not the kraken i imagined
>>33420260>probablythey consume 300m tons of prey per year and each sperm whale consumes 3% of its body weight per day, it is absolutely going on right now
this girl is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6XDFEs21XI
>>33420277m
kiki's delivery service probably
I went to a cooking class. It was very fun. There were two attractive women there, around my age. They were sisters and basically walled each other off for the entire class, like they were polite but basically unapproachable.
I genuinely don't think it's actually possible to approach women in real life or meet women organically, it's all a meme. No woman wants to be approached IRL when they can just vet dozens of men in minutes via dating apps. I completely give up.
The food was great though. I'll definitely try it again.
>>33420277F Castle of Cagliostro.
>>33420280buying shit is less economical than not buying shit when you already have shit that does the same thing
>>33420280I recommend. Its very convenient
>>33420277i wish they made a kingdom hearts animated movie
>>33420282Yeah thatโs still gigantic, but whales mog the shit out of them.
>>33420294That whole ass series might as well be a long ass movie
>>33420288>meet women organicallyA cooking class is not organic.
>>33420299it is if the ingredients are
>>33420298with the crossover of all the animated universes
>>33420294Isn't the chronology a giant clusterfuck?
gender (as if)
if you had to wear a hat for the rest of your life what kind of hat would it be?
>>33420306the same kind of hate he's wearing
>>33420291Unless running costs of the thing you already have are significantly higher.
>>33420288Whether this is sad and relatable or deserved depends entirely on whether "two attractive women there, around my age" means "I considered these women because they were my age" or "I want to fuck the hottest girls in class like a twin threesome porno"
>>33420277>What's your fav animated movie?F
Hard to pick one, but contenders are Encanto, Shrek 2, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and The Iron Giant.
Oh good lord living at to a construction site for two years is nothing compared to living with my baby niece for a few days.
>>33420312An air fryer does shit compared to even a cheap oven.
https://youtu.be/z-mxBDuRaZ8?si=vLNrRJ6PkTPEUQyl
>>33420280>Is it more economical than using a conventional oven?Yes, it's economical when it comes to your power bill and economical when it comes to your time. Getting an oven to 450 F takes upwards of 10 minutes. Getting an air fryer to 450 F takes like 2 or 3.
>>33420314Encanto? Really?
kung fu panda > the godfather
>>33420319>Encanto? Really?Yes, for personal reasons, not because I think it is objectively the best movie of all time. It's still really great, tho.
>>33420318You must have a shitty electric oven.
>>33420327Alright, I can respect nostalgia picks.
>>33420318Thank you anon this changed my mind I will buy it today
Being here reminded me of that sverely crippled guy who rped in some star wars video game and died.
Women if I am:
>5'7
>180 lbs
>Average face and build
>high functioning autism
What percentage of women would be willing to date me?
>>33420341You didnโt say anything about your personality
>>33420288The fate of all stacy chasers is to die alone as sad anime consuumers
Going to go to a monastery tomorrow who are selling all their double books. Any bookworms here know what to watch out for? Its a real life monastery full with old christian monks.
>>33420340You're an animation hipster.
>>33420314>Hunchback of Notre Dame, and The Iron GiantDreadfully overrated, both of them.
State gender and favorite David Bowie song.
>>33420350M
Idk the dancing one
>>33420306Yes I am a larping faggot dgaf
>>33420340i'm counting nine here, pal. the question was favorite movie.
>>33420347I graciously accept your compliment.
>>33420350what the fuck is that boomer retarded ugly ass boring music bro
>>33420348nta but how so?
>>33420342Nta
How does one even describe one's own personality accurately
>>33420350m
maybe quicksand
>>33420346Is it strictly religious books?
>>33420354I saw another poster post four and get away with it.
>>33420350Male
Very hard to say obviously. I feel like Changes or Heroes would be two of the most obvious choices, but they're up there for me. Life on Mars is way up there too. I really like Rebel Rebel.
would you like to smoke weed with your girlfriend before or after having sex with her?
>>33420355That wasn't a... one of these days, Anon...
>>33420360Books on medicine, philosophical, science, geography and history
>>33420357They're not as good as people say they are. Iron Giant is better than Hunchback though. Frollo is cool but that doesn't mean I want to watch those fucking gargoyles.
>>33420363>>33420362why not just name them all??
>>33420315Babies are so annoying
I would also like to add Princess and the Frog to my list of favorites
>>33420329>You must have a shitty electric oven.It's electric, but it's not shitty. It's also in my wall.
>>33420332>Alright, I can respect nostalgia picks.Less nostalgia and more that it just reminds me a lot of my own family and personal struggles growing up. It's entirely sentimental.
>>33420348>Dreadfully overrated, both of them.Maybe in the grand scheme of things, but I love the animation and themes in both.
>>33420350>favorite David Bowie song.F
Changes (it was in Shrek 2)
girls, denim jackets on a guy, yes or no?
Girls, would you be willing to suck a guy's dick if he didn't eat your pussy?
>>33420277M
Vampire Hunter D
>>33420350M. Ziggy Stardust because Guitar Hero, or Life on Mars because the show of the same name that used it as opening theme.
>>33420370last act of iron giant is really bad, but the first two are great, very comfy (especially if you're from new england)
>>33420350M
The Man Who Sold the World
>>33420350Male
Modern Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivQqTtiHVw
Enjoy your life.
It is sooner than you think.
>>33420385God I hope so. Death is so fucking long
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33420379bloodlust or the original
gender
favorite david bowie song that wasn't a massive radio hit or that you haven't heard in a movie
>>33420350M https://youtu.be/ApHM1ct4tdM?si=HqBgJoUzNpzI0tn8
>>33420385counter-point: https://youtu.be/kisr3daNRx0
>>33420391What's a radio?
>>33420394sometimes i forget about the rape
>>33420391Every good Bowie song was a massive radio hit.
>>33420394Always thought that ad was silly
What was crapple thinking
>what if we made our zoomer star a unlikable retard
shark tale > anything by tarantino
>>33420389Hiding in the cat cave
>>33420390if I had to pick just one it would be the original
>>33420391F
Strangers When We Meet
>>33420342I left that out because I am shy and awkward and women wouldn't find out my personality until after agreeing to the first date anyway. If I had to describe my personality I would say balanced and non-judgmental, likes to listen, creative with a love of reading and writing. I am an INFP if you ever looked into those personality types.
>>33420397not true of bowie, not true of anyone. all the best songs are album cuts.
>>33420405I had a girlfriend that met all of those
>>33420391M
The Bewlay Brothers
>>33420411Okay, Bowie hipster. Name some favorites.
>>33420405a person (regardless of gender) with these characteristics does not exist in my case. some hobbies are just far too obscure
>>33420405I dont want a girl who likes the same shit as me
As long as she tolerates it, I'm fine
Maybe a slight fascination
But I wouldn't want her to be as sperg about it as i am
>>33420277>What's your fav animated movie?M. Probably "The Incredibles".
>>33420391Would've been Moonage Daydream but they did play that in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Maybe Always Crashing in the Same Car.
>>33420405Idk if my sister gets any of her fiancรฉ's references or hobbies
And now I find out the guitar solo wasn't part of the original song.
>>33420397I bet you only buy hit singles albums.
>>33420420yeah :(
she left me without saying much and i've been an emotional wreck ever since, that was 4 months ago
Do people actually make friends and/or meet women at bars if they go alone?
The Cure or Siouxsie and the Banshees?
>>33420427I listened through his entire discography on youtube once. Nothing stood out except the hit songs what I'd already heard elsewhere.
That's the extent of my relationship to David Bowie's music.
>>33420414I had a fren that did.
Girls, how would you comfort your boyfriend when he's sick and he got an ear infection, and he needs his ears to pop and it's been driving him crazy for a week? And I went to the doctor and took antibiotics but it's not back to normal yet.
>>33420434Try and see for yourself
>>33420414>>33420429same, she left me about a month ago. Waiting to see if she'll come back but I'm just trying to forget about her at this point since she doesn't seem to want to talk to me rn
>>33420435I like The Cure but my favorite Cure song is Boys Don't Cry, which is different from their regular style.
>>33420435Nice bait. :) The Cure.
>>33420435Easily the cure. I think the cure has better singles and their albums on the whole are better than Siouxsie and the Banshees. Still like em tho
>>33420435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj-9-3f0kr8
>>33420435siouxsie hands down, but disintegration is so, so good
>>33420445What's your favorite song?
>>33420438assuming it's an outer ear canal infection: did you get ear drops and did they vacuum your ear canal?
if no, i'd definitely go back. antibiotic ear drops work within one or two days and you should immediately notice a significant improvement.
t. swimmer and get this shit multiple times per year
>>33420436have you any air signs (libra, aquarius, gemini)?
>>33420454Wait, you're a woman? This whole time I assumed this was QT's latest trip.
>>33420443Sounds like half of their songs.
>>33420442at this point i already lost all hope of her coming back like she didn't actually broke up with me she just said it wasn't a good time right now but i haven't heard anything from her ever since and i'm afraid of going to her house
who needs human love anyway n-not me haha.....
>>33420457no and no. i've been anonymous for the last 15 years on here and figured it would be a fun change of pace to see what being a hated tripfaggot is like.
>>33420454No, she gave me the oral kind. I just went in on Monday and she said my ears were very red and irritated and prescribed me five days worth of pills. I started feeling pain in my ears that night so it was probably a good idea. Now there's no pain but my right ear still feels a little stopped up, I can't hear quite right, and it feels like it's on the verge of a big pop but I can't make it happen.
>>33420452It varies but I've been listening to The Drowning Man a lot lately. https://youtu.be/B59eJ4VWGhU?si=69M8fCTs-F5iFhtV
leo
md5: f85a1c21aaf94ad9e6321acfb58f7307
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>>33420462What is being a hated tripfaggot like?
Girls, what's your ideal bikini?
>>33420472it's been theorized that you need air placements to appreciate david bowie
>>33420460Me and you both man, me and you both...
listening to plainsong rn, thanks for reminding me, anon
>>33420476Would he have become as big as he did if that were true?
What music do I like, according to your theories?
Enough goth, it's death metal discussion time. Morbid Angel or Cannibal Corpse?
>>33420482Disarmonia Mundi.
Listening to 1980s music is kinda weird, just knowing that this is what my mom was getting railed to at her peak. Anybody else know what I mean?
>>33420467>No, she gave me the oral kind.obviously not a doctor, but when i had my first ear canal infection (after which i started getting it regularly) they prescribed me oral antibiotics as well and those didn't do shit, which caused it to get extremely bad. had to go to the ER for it eventually.
still assuming that it's an outer ear canal infection: if there's no smelly liquid drooping out of your ears that leaves a crusty trail by now then you might be fine. still, your doctor might need to vacuum it out so that the ear is free again if it got clogged up from the infection.
also, be prepared for getting this crap more regularly in the future, everyone i know who gets it got it over and over again after getting it the first time. the most reliable way to avoid it is to keep your ears mostly dry (e.g. no baths with head under water, no showering out your ears, not swimming in lakes or sea water for multiple days in a row, etc.)
>>33420474haven't collected enough info to write a detailed experience report yet, sorry anon
>>33420488No
My parents are the kind of people to fuck in silence
S it should be ffs
>>33420480it's more unlikely than not for people to have at least one air sign. not so much popular, as really beloved. people who appreciate him on a different level (like moi).
>What music do I like, according to your theories?i would say music that cuts to the chase, is unambiguous and niftily packaged up. you might like impassioned vocals.
>>33420435F
The Cure has the better discography, but Siousxie and the Banshees has tbe better hits imo
>>33420491Yeah technically she was like a physicians assistant or something. But yeah I haven't noticed anything bad like that. It just feels like I need to pop it and I can't, but it's better than it was a week ago.
>>33420482I'm sorry, In Flames is the best I can do.
>>33420488I... I prefer not to think of it quite like that, anon.
>>33420350I mean, someone has to say Heroes
>>33420496the other way around, really. siouxsie had only a few hits, but a flawless discography, literally not a single album under 9/10. the cure really only had truly stellar albums in the 80s. their hits were also bigger than any of siouxsie's.
>>33420482What even is death metal?
>>33420506death metal is heavy metal where they do the death growl, not to be confused with numetal which is hard rock where they do a little growling, or black metal which is heavy metal where they scream like they are being murdered
>>33420350No one said Space Oddity yet? Really? You guys suck.
my hot take about death metal is that it would almost all be better without drums
>>33420488And yo grandma rode dick to Keep on Dancing by The Gentrys
>>33420494>impassioned vocalsI don't know what that means. I don't think anyone would enjoy that.
I don't necessarily need vocals at all in my music though.
Oldfags, how we feeling about the 20th anniversary of Alls Well That Ends Well ?
https://youtu.be/V-Enl6kmyUw
>>33420514someone said quicksand, someone said bewley brothers, someone said moss garden, someone said station to station, someone said weeping wall, someone said time, they've all got better taste than that
>>33420522yes, but isn't life itself
>get the same throbbing headache on the right temple every time I have to talk to my mom and hear her stomping around the house or slamming her laptop mouse
>>33420523I'm too old for this zoomer music.
what do you guys think of this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4LF_lsRcY
>>33420505You may be right. I'm running off recency bias because Songs of a Lost World was so good, but they did have a couple of mid records.
What destination would /atoga/ like me to travel next? Thailand? Philippeans? Mexico? Macau? Dubai?
Yes I will be avoiding the major tourist traps
Deathmetal? GIRLS START GOTHMAXXING RIGHT NOW
>>33420536Cool story bro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGcY1ZbUXw0
>>33420536I only hate the ones that bark a lot but I do like petting random dogs in the streets or parks
Girls, what do you think of wearing a leash and collar?
>>33420523>Alls Well That Ends Well Wtf I thought that was a video game reference
>>33420537The space between spaces
>>33420541Every time I come home my roommateโs puppy has shit in her cage or torn open the garbage or threw her water bowl around. I have zero patience for these retarded animals
some dogs are definitely better than others (like people)
>>33420546fair enough! my brother used to have a dog and my god the house was a shithole with that dog around, I do like them but I would hate to own one
Women, you need to hear this: Gyrating your hips is a thousand million times more attractive than twerking. Please never twerk. Signed - every single man in the world who is not black.
>>33420537Thailand is next on my bucket list
>>33420544Pretty sure its a centuries old idiom
>>33420534Is that the same singer from Those Poor Bastards?
>>33420520vocals that are meant to convey strong emotion. tons of people enjoy it. they equate it with musical quality itself.
>>33420536i feel like it got really bad during the covid lockdowns when every second retard got themselves a dog.
the only dog owners i respect are dog owners in rural areas, where the dogs usually even have a functional purpose. in cities, they either shit up everything or their owners go through the pathetic humiliation ritual of picking up their shit after them. you also see far more brain-dead dog breeds in cities.
>>33420538This is why I hate tattoos. Imagine being 40, which from this photo, is probably only 10 years away for this woman and you have THIS on your arm
>>33420534I lasted 10 seconds before I had to turn it off
>>33420556it's a freaking shakespeare play. zoomers, man.
>>33420536And I hate you
>>33420543Woof
I have one with my name on it. I draw the line at a kennel though.
>>33420563NTA
You'd have a point if it was a really terrible tattoo, but that actually looks nice.
>>33420557apparently yes! don't know much of this singer so I had to google it
>>33420559Oh. Interpreted it entirely opposite.
silent hill 3 is the best one in the series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkumV_dHbkg
>>33420568Ain nobody rea tha shi fr fr
Why canโt I remember anything I learn in school after a few months
>>33420569>I have one with my name on it.Wow that's hot. How many times do you fuck a guy before you pull it out?
>>33420571Nice
I found their music in a gaming music playlist on Spotify and it's been a staple with some games
https://youtu.be/ihs1azurVVw
>>33420575that teeny little brain of yours i daresay
>>33420575Because it isn't important enough for you to remember
My pubes are still slick with lube. I need a shower.
>>33420534The Mamas and the Papas is the closest musical reference point that comes to mind. But their compositional arrangements were more interesting.
>>33420583you need a priest
>>33420547Never
>>33420568Stop being so anglocentric, you people still act as if Shakespeare is relevant but in real schools you read Dante and Mao's red book
>>33420570I'm not a fan, also they're something off about having that collar included in the design. I think it would look better without it
>>33420586>Dante and Mao>relevantlol
>>33420585Sorry, but I'm not a child, so I doubt the priest would be interested.
>>33420587>they'rethere's*
>>33420586Only book i remember reading in school was the odyssey and divergent kek. Don't think it was part of the curriculum though
>>33420586the world is anglocentric. what language is it do you think you're using?
>>33420576I've only done it for my fiancรฉe. Not that I wouldn't with a guy, but I just never had the opportunity.
>>33420527No, not really. Don't give me that Rorschach crap, anon.
Your gender and What is something that activates the neurons in your monkey brain?
>>33420601argh, what do you mean by that. the question is too vague. be more specific please
>>33420601Idk
Can you rephrase the question as if you're asking somebody from the pre-internet days
>>33420589Yes, the fuck has Shakespeare ever done? He'd be streaming Minecraft if he was alive today
>>33420593No it's not, maybe the spaces you occupy are but you're in a minority
Girls, are there any individual words that turn you on when a guy says them?
our great national poet, lmbumgo nkmupo. some say he rivals your own john milton
>>33420586Unironically, Shakespeare has gotten more popular due to Sandman and David Tennant and that guy from Sherlock whose name escapes me at the moment.
>>33420601F A guy's arm veins for some reason.
Girls, How come on the internet women swoon over popular felons and serial killers but never medal of honor recipients?
Yeah yeah periods are bad and pregnancy hurts, but women will never understand the pain of balding in your early 20s as a man.
Why the fuck are women able to always find an Italian or Spanish guy to fuck while solo travel while I, as a man, have to go to Amsterdam or Hamburg and literally pay a woman for a penis massage if I want some action?
It's all my fucking fault.
I wish I never met and fell in love with the drug addicted bipolar depressed hippie adventurous alt girl. All I feel is heartbreak as she fucks 100 other guys and girls while I sit here cucked and with nothing.
Kill me
I will never love again
>>33420616Do you drink a lot?
>>33420612shakespeare's popularity has been at a constant for 300 years. capeshit doesn't influence it in the least.
>>33420614Tumblr women are mentally ill. Next question.
>>33420617cuz ur ugly and we're cute
>>33420552At least Iโm not a bad person for disliking it
>>33420616billions of women have chosen to have kids, but no a single man has ever wished to go bald. there is no comparing them.
>>33420616Just shave it all off and embrace it. Make it your niche. Balding looks a lot worse than being full bald.
>>33420586I read Mao as part of lessons on propaganda analysis and guerrilla warfare while studying International Relations in undergrad, and Dante as part of an elective class on Satire and Memes where the professor compared Dante to a bitter incel and his portraying his enemies in Hell as a medieval version of a Basedjack meme. We even got a side by side comparison of Dante quotes about people in Hell being sodomized or forced to eat feces with 4chan posts about Qanon shit that involved similar fantasies.
>>33420620The language is fucking rough. Seeing a play is way better than attempting to read it, and all the better if it's a hot younger actor that you know or someone like Magneto.
>>33420617Go to SEA if you're white.
Women, would you prefer a brighter more citrusy oceanic bluish scent or a darker more woodsy brown scent on your hypothetical moidfriend?
>>33420612I'll always associate David Tennant's name with when I (m) was at a show with two female classmates and they both launched into a detailed fantasy about how they would roofie him and then abduct and rape him if they ever got anywhere near his home in Scotland.
>>33420625But every dude goes for the cueball look
If anything embracing it is not giving a fuck and just going full Phil Collins
>>33420631nta
Superwholock had the bitches FERAL back in the day
>>33420612the show or the comic
Why is my armpit smell always so rancid
>>33420614Name a medal of honor guy worth swooning over. I've met Thomas Payne and he's an asshole.
>>33420636nta remember when some weird ass fanfic kiss scene actually made it into the show?
>>33420625"Just use tampons!" see, it doesn't make period cramps hurt any less.
>>33420612>that guy from Sherlock whose name escapes me at the momentBenny-Dick Cum-In-My-Snatch.
>>33420627Seeing Magneto as a king makes my winter content.
>>33420606He wrote the script for a pretty fun movie.
>>33420617Because European men are sex pests and American/British women are retarded enough to think a funny accept makes a man attractive or good at sex.
women why are you so scary?
>>33420624What about monks? They willingly go bald, and they don't even give a fuck about bitches.
>>33420642You met the Irishman whose 18th century pamphlets were instrumental to the American Revolution? Are you a fucking time traveler? Or a vampire?
>>33420643Are you talking about when they were giving theories on who sherlock survived the fall?
Its been a while since I last watched the show but they were pretty explicit about that being the show making fun of the superwholocks
>>33420639Both.
>>33420638Yes, that's it, thank you.
>>33420636this is one of the reasons doctor who sucks so much now. no one ever lusted after tom baker. people watched him strictly for the stories, the acting. the more female fans something has, the worse it generally is.
>>33420642You can ignore Thomas Payne, that's just common sense.
In hentai or anime female horniness is often depicted with heart pupils, this is because women have hard time portraying the signs of horniness
Thoughts?
>>33420648Is that Michael from Lost?
>WALTTT
>>33420630Fresh scents are generally better and more universally appealing. I like deep, woody scents, but the margin for error is a lot bigger because of how intense they can be. Some smell terrible.
>>33420646No, the other one. Wait, does he do Shakespeare too? Yeh, ok, probably.
>>33420652>shave your head or you cant be a monkNot really a choice
>>33420658This is because japs are silly coomers
>>33420652no one can willingly go bald, they just shave parts of their head. they're no more going bald than skinheads are. it's a sign of humility before god.
>>33420651Schizophrenia I think. I don't mean to be.
>>33420652Monks are repressed homosexualists but their culture and upbringing forbids gaiety so they go into a building with a bunch of other dudes (lmfao) thinking if they pray a lot they won't get a boner from it.
I can't think of anything more repressedly homosexualistic than being a Catholic monk. Buddhist monks, on the other hand, most Buddhist monks I've known (SEA region) were dudes who got sick and tired of their wives and didn't want to go through the same of being the only guy in the village to get divorced so they decided to put on a saffron robe and starve themselves and eat one bowl of rice a day because they didn't want to deal with all that hen pecked nagging.
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>>33420645I can mask the problem, but I want to know what the cause is. I eat healthy, drink water, but I always have strong BO that I think smells bad and probably other people do too
>>33420649I want to hold those hips and kiss and nibble that tummy.
>>33420668I think it's because women don't get as horny as men and therefore display visible signs. Can anyone confirm this?
>>33420671fella, you've never met an actual monk.
>>33420601M
Nothing
Armpits nothing, legs nothing, t&a nothing feet nothing hair nothing waist nothing nothing nothing
>>33420601M
My lovely wife.
>>33420653Thomas Payne is a Delta operator in the Army who earned a Medal of Honor for rescuing 70 hostages in Iraq.
>>33420656I dunno, that hair? I bet he had lady fans.
>>33420656They made the latest doctor gay specifically so that he wouldn't be a magnet for predatory female behavior masked as fangirl culture.
But every other line of dialogue from Ncuti Gawa's Doctor was "have I reminded you that I am gay today? Let me talk with a limp wristed swish and talk about giving a blow job to a famous man from history to remind you that I am gay."
>>33420664>>33420669>>33420671What about King Kong Bundy? He chose to go bald and then tried to destroy Hulkamania.
>>33420678Its because japanese are retarded faggots who can't into subtlety
Everything has to be wacky and di
>>33420649WHERE DO HER INTERNAL ORGANS GO?
>>33420662Interesting.
How about gourmand scents vs fresh scents
Girls, because of the fluid in my ears, it sounds to me like I'm underwater when I talk. How would you comfort me?
>>33420685>go bald or you won't get paid to fake wrestleNot really a choice
>>33420679I've lived for months at a time in SEA villages, you can't live there for more than a month and not meet a monk. And yes most Theravada monks I met were dudes trying to get away from their wives.
>>33420649This is edited or straight up AI. The left edge is blurry at times.
>>33420659Harold Perrineau? Yeah, he plays Romeo's bestie Mercutio.
>>33420692SEA wife can't be that bad
>>33420688Are you strawmanning or are you a fat fuck
There's plenty of room for her organs, because if there wasn't then there wouldn't be room for her organs
>>33420685Hogan was a Chad embracer too with the skullet
>>33420697Need sex with tokfu law gf
>>33420692it was your experience in catholic monasteries i was calling bullshit on
>>33420696Its Apples "shallow depth of field" effect to make the background blurry
>>33420658M. I love heart pupils.
>>33420686How are you supposed to know they're horny if there are no pupils...?
I'm going to start a business where I bulk purchase large amounts of designer fragrances that I will then proceed to cut and sell piecemeal at a markup for larger profits, kinda like crack cocaine but with perfumes and colognes instead.
Is this a viable business idea?
The older I get the more I hate anime
>>33420700The further away you get from Bangkok or Phnom Penh and the more rural and village-life you get, it is that bad. Tight knit communities where its members can only escape from social shame or isolation for minor social missteps, conflict, or gossip by becoming monks.
>>33420710Hayao Miyazaki was right
>>33420689>How about gourmand scents vs fresh scentsIt depends on which. My ex used to wear Bentley Intense (because I bought it for him) and the chocolate and cinnamon notes just made kinda hungry.
>>33420708Try being not autistic
Someone made a game about the tea leak and it's ranking the girls, I wonder if femanons from ITT are on top of the ranks
>>33420705lol Catholicism is the gayest form of Christianity, it's literally men in dresses who wring their hands about the morality of homosexuality all day. The Papist Church is filled with dudes who make John Waters movies look straight.
>>33420601Femanon being cute and adorkable.
>>33420716Stop advertising
>>33420713>made kinda hungry.In like a good sexy way or in like a weird hangry way?
>>33420601M Lisps. I don't understand it.
I hate women, but in the Chad way, not the incel way.
>>33420716You guys hacked the app, and there's already new ragebait on twitter for you to get mad at. We're done with the tea shit.
>>33420717not as much personal experience to call on when you're not talking about rural thailand, huh
>>33420684As if that would stop them. Isn't Andrew Scott gay?
>>33420710It's oddly the opposite for me? I thought it was cringe as a kid and now I am finding appreciation for some of the older animes.
>>33420725Chad doesn't hate women. :/
>>33420727It literally wasn't a hack. They just stored everybody's information in a publicly accessible folder lmao
>>33420710it's just that it was only good for like two decades. liking it now is a sign of shit taste
>>33420715Horny women are so rare I reckon a lot of guys would simply assume that they're under influence or suffering from a mania episode
>>33420735Doesn't change the fact that we're tired of the subject.
I don't think I'll ever find a woman who has big boobs that would be cool with getting married in a cave with stalactites and stalagmites forming a little chapel of sorts
>>33420734Sure they does. You ever stubbed your toe and said โdamnโ ? Thatโs is how I feel
>>33420731That'll have to do. Thanks for a recc on my next purchase.
>>33420744That's a cool idea
Why do straight men rape sheep?
>>33420743I'm not. I find it hilarious that the pictures are being used in the direct opposite way that they were intended. You're probably one of them.
>>33420738Which two decades though . . .
>>33420684>They made the latest doctor gay specifically so that he wouldn't be a magnet for predatory female behaviorThey made the last doctor gay because that would make him a magnet for predatory female behavior
>>33420750It's undeniably hilarious how I went from learning about this app one day, to the very next day all the users got doxxed.
>>33420649>>33420697Is that the same girl?
>>3342075180s to 90s was the golden age
>>33420744You turn around and see me fucking my asshole on a stalactite
>>33420749That sheepussy got me saying gyaa-aa-aah-ttt
Anybody else not sleeping tonight?
>>33420757that would be extremely painful
>>33420751The... oh, wait, that actually requires more thought than I expected. Ok, I think we can all agree that the 90s is one of them.
>>33420750>You're probably one of them.Projection, I never used the app, never heard of it talked about in real life, and the only place I ever heard about the app was on the internet.
>>33420757stalactites hang from the ceiling, that'd be quite the stunt, sonny boy.
>>33420749Why do Scottish people wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers
>>33420747You're welcome. I have a lot of recommendations, actually.
>>33420759I got raped in my sleep by demons and woke up screaming as an incubus sodomized my anus. Woke me up and now I can't get back to sleep especially because I fear being demonically sodomized again.
>>33420748Yeah too bad the only woman that I know that would be interested in that left me and doesn't want to talk to me. Hopefully she comes to her senses but I'm not planning on it
>>33420757As
>>33420765 said, that would be a feat of athleticism
>>33420770This is literally my dream and here you are complaining. Fuck you, you don't deserve it.
What's the best way to subtly ragebait women? Not necessarily on atoga but in a social gathering with a harmless unpopular or innocent opinion that would drive people mad
>>33420774I overslept until midday so now I'm just putting an allnighter.
>>33420770That's a bit extreme, isn't it?
>>33420759Its not even 9
But no I'm going to sleep like a fukken baby, glad I'm not some sorry faggot who has nightmares or has to pop pills to sleep kek
>>33420777Something about abortion.
>>33420769>I have a lot of recommendations, actually.Drop some more please, preferably gourmand scents but I'm open to other styles. I just really like gourmand styles.
>>33420777Speaking as a woman, I have no clue, because my default mindset is to assume that most men are at least mildly misogynistic at best.
>>33420777Since we were talking about Doctor Who, I've been able to successfully ragebait women by talking about how Doctors 9 and 12 are my favorites and I didn't care so much for 10 and 11
i'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought
>>33420771Hopefully it works out for you
Saw a really pretty lady at the supermarket today, bit my finger when I got back to my car until it bled.
>>33420777"I voted for Trump and I don't care if he was on Epstein Island. Even if he was, he was probably just there undercover to expose all the real predators."
>>33420783That'll only work in uber liberal areas, and even then there are liberal women who are against abortion.
Source: Went to a school in a liberal area where pro-life protests were common despite the school otherwise being obnoxiously liberal
>>33420787nta the 12th Doctor's my favorite. Most women just don't like him because he's old.
>>33420792should have bitten the steering wheel
what do single vs taken men buy at the grocery store
>>33420787Masterful strategy
>>33420794The 2024 election was pretty 50/50 among the genders and the only notable splits were between race.
>>33420777you can't rape a woman who doesn't want it. something to do with lubrication.
>>33420800Single men buy condoms and Red Bull. Taken men buy soup for their family.
>>33420794>>33420786>>33420783I'm European, how do I piss you off without politics or misogynistic takes? Should I ask if you're planning to marry soon if I believe your boyfriend is a deadbeat loser?
>>33420805>I'm European, how do I piss you off without politics or misogynistic takes?Being an edgelord/punk-lite works to ragebait mainstream women in any culture, but it will backfire around punks and edge-ladies.
>>33420800M
I buy distilled water, rope, pantyhose, water balloons, moisturizer
>>33420800I'm a single man, never even put my dick in pussy before, and my grocery shopping list is very boring shit like milk, rice, chicken breast, beans, yogurt, oats, fruit, etc. I like no-bake cookies and cheesecake though, that's really the only goyslop I'll ever buy.
>>33420807The priests who ran my boarding school. Next question?
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