What is it like being born with a big penis? Like almost porn tier? Has it given you any advantages with women? Do you enjoy stroking it? Any tips for guys who are less than 6 inches?

>>33434463 (OP)
It gives you some advantage with women who know about it, and they tell each other, which is nice, but it's not as big a deal as you probably think it is, and most women won't know because they haven't seen it or been told by women who have.

>>33434463 (OP)
It's fine I guess?

I've only been with virgins (which I didn't intend or honestly want) so I'm their only point of reference and in that instance it's kinda been a burden to get them comfortable at first. I'm fortunate that my wife is able to cum pretty often from PIV but from what I know that depends mostly on the girl, that being said knowing how to get the job done for her through other means was the best thing for our sex life and I strongly encourage learning how to do so.

I just wish I wasn't a grower, I go from 7" hard 2" tops soft so I still get self conscious in swimwear.

>>33434463 (OP)
It's fine I guess?

I've only been with virgins (which I didn't intend or honestly want) so I'm their only point of reference and in that instance it's kinda been a burden to get them comfortable at first. I'm fortunate that my wife is able to cum pretty often from PIV but from what I know that depends mostly on the girl, that being said knowing how to get the job done for her through other means was the best thing for our sex life and I strongly encourage learning how to do so.

I just wish I wasn't a grower, I go from 7" hard 2" tops soft so I still get self conscious in swimwear. You can't let the things you can't control define you, appreciate what you're equipped with. Girls are going to want a guy who knows how to use what he has to drive her crazy and actively wants her pleasure far more than they want a selfish lover with a big dick, sex is largely psychological for women so bring the passion.

/adv/, where everyone is a millionaire with an 8x6"

I have one.

Its fetishized. But if the girl is kinda stiff (not very in touch with her sexuality), it becomes a "what the hell do I do with it?" session. God help you if it doesnt fit, she hates bjs, and cant stand intimacy (this all would suck with a normal sized peeper as well, but not as much).

It doest help at all after the deed is done. Women always cut off contact.

I thought I was small for the longest time. Its weird seeing other men in porn successfully working with half the size, either length wise or girth wise.

God is fucking cruel. Giving some men big thick long dicks, and cursing others with small dicks. Probably the biggest argument against God is the penis inequality argument.

>>33434531
2 to 7. How does that even work

>>33434463 (OP)
OP, what is it liked being born with no brain? I'm mildly curious, although not enough to continue reading your thread.

>>33434506
This

It counts for nothing until you fuck. And even then, it only really counts if they like you, otherwise you're just being used.

I imagine it's like fucking a girl who's super tight. Like yeah, cool, but if you don't actually *like her* or you're otherwise not that attracted to her, it doesn't make up for that.

The tightest girl I ever fucked was super into me and very eager to please. But I just... Wasn't into her from a personality perspective.

So basically don't worry about it. Unless you're tiny then, yeah. Even so it doesn't matter because the above still applies.

>>33434531
>I go from 7" hard 2" tops soft so I still get self conscious in swimwear.
That's hilarious

Epic burn,lol

It made me never have to think about my dick so I can think about other stuff

>>33434463 (OP)
If you get so far that others interact with it then size doesn't really matter.

I mean mine is nice and long but does it help me talk to women or just get friends? No.
There are a billion other things that matter a lot more before that.

>>33436383
>If you get so far that others interact with it then size doesn't really matter.
yeah if you only care about having sex once in that moment and won't care about that person after you cum. it's not like people have ever stopped seeing each other because of underwhelming sex... it's also not as if people stay together and try to make sex work... wtf are you talking about?
really the core question is
>all else equal, equally 'gentle', 'communicative', and 'patient', given enough time, what feels better, penises in the 3-5 inch range, 5-6 inch range, or 6-8 inch range, and what girth is ideal
what really pisses me off is the
>oh big dicks aren't everything. i have a 9 inch penis and a woman couldn't take it
>actually the man i had the best sex with did foreplay with me for hours and i came teehee (implying that the small dick is only good because of oral, even though anyone can do that regardless of penis size, so in a way they're saying that small dicks ARE worse but a selfish lover will ruin any penis, obviously)
>oh my best friend's cousin's sister in law's dog sitter's niece's god mother actually prefers small penises!
then bluepilled retards all nod to each other
>oh yeah, big dicks are actually BAD!
yes. if you take the most extreme example that borders of deformity it's not that bad, but what about the people who are between that? the 6.75-7.5 inch range with decent girth? where are their testimonies? and, if preferences differ, is the proportion of women who prefer a certain penis size proportional the number of men who have that penis size??

>>33436429

Idk what you shizobabble is and i won;t try to understand it but.
>it's not like people have ever stopped seeing each other because of underwhelming sex... it's also not as if people stay together and try to make sex work
desu if somebody dumps you because of bad sex or whatever else its probably just some excuse so the person doesn't have to show how shallow they are and that they just have the ick from you.

Don't feel bad about your small penis. Mine might be big but i never ever even got close to a point where "it would matter". You don't know how good you have it if that is something you are concerned about.
If your partner is a keeper but you feel bad about your penis they would have no issue with you wearing a sleeve or something in that direction.

Consider your penis a filter for all women unworthy of your grace.

>>33434641
I wish I knew man, it goes from a vienna sausage to bratwurst. At least it's not gonna freeze off in the winter time.

>>33435402
Yea it's pretty funny, kinda ruins the grey sweatpants thing for me but sleeper build ain't bad when the look in a girls eyes goes from "oh." to "OH?" watching it grow.

>>33436452
That's great. If you have a small penis you have to humiliate yourself wearing a penis sleeve like a manlet wearing lifts. If you're inadequate downstairs you spend thousands of dollars on toys, sleeves, extenders, and turn sex into a months long science project. Nothing but work, I'm sure sex like that feels great and I'm sure women are totally down to spend all that time tinkering just to cum...

>>33436477
you are not getting it. Even if you had everything you wanted you would still all for terrible women.
womp womp

somebody that loves you doesn't care about that. Hookers and stacies do. You are following obnoxious normalfag laws and will never be happy because of it.
Big penises do not fix anything. If your women would stop loving you if you became paraplegic she never 'loved' you in the first place. Same thing with penis size. Both you and your target partners are shallow as a puddle.

>>33434463 (OP)
I have a 7.5 inch dick and I'm a KHHV so I have no idea

>>33436429
>big dick = good sex, small dick = bad sex. Women want only big dick (even though I give an example of how women don’t care, lol)
This is the brain rot of a porn-addled moron with delusions of literacy

>>33434463 (OP)
>What is it like being born with a big penis? Like almost porn tier?
Suck my fucking dick and find out faggot

>>33436491
You didn't read my post you fuckwit. I said none of what you greentexted

>>33436505

>>33436508
>calls someone illiterate
>can't read
I really hate people like you

>>33436511
nta doe

you're still a cocksucker

Its what you are destined for.

Get a chastity cage and be a good small penised 'man'

>>33436505
NTA
You said everything in the greentext, you're just too fucking stupid to realize it.

>>33436525
Okay go line by line and show me what I really said

>>33436505
Let me use small words.
The only reason a big dick can be inherently good is if it automatically makes you good at sex.
The only reason a small dick can be bad is if it makes you automatically bad at sex.
So YES - you say a big dick = good sex and a small dick = bad sex.
The rest is just as true.
porn has rotted your brain

>>33434463 (OP)
>Any tips for guys who are less than 6 inches?
is that even common? i never had sex but im 17cm and i feel that's average

>>33436538
Are you assuming there's a "sex skill" stat like an RPG? I never said anything like that.

>>33436541
>i never had sex
and it will stay this way. You need at minimum a 30cm porn star penis or else its bad sex and your partner bails immediately as OP as so generously explained to us.

>>33436538
I didn't even use the big/small dichotomy. You're really fucking stupid. Typical for /adv/. Functionally illiterate.

>>33436558
There is though? It's mostly technique that you can improve on, grinding for EVs and such. Yea you can start with proficiency by having certain traits but it's far from set in stone.

>>33436581
You're gonna have to give a more convincing argument than that. What about "compatibility" does that not exist?

>>33436511
>>33436576
The ‘delusions of literacy’ triggered the fuck out of you, eh?

>>33436592
>compatibility
a cope word for men that don’t know how to fuck

>>33436598
Again give an actual argument for this, that it exists in the real world, instead of using buzzwords.
>>33436594
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>33436558
>there is no skill involved in sex
Next time just tell us you are an icel, don’t use euphemisms

>>33436604
Seethe it is

>>33436604
You need someone to PROVE that sex involves skill?!?!
So you DO think that sex is only about dick size?!

>>33436559
it's over

How it started
>>33436505
>I never said good sex is only about dick size!
How it went
>>33436558
>you think there is anything to sex but dick size?
Where we are
>>33436604
>no one can prove anything but dick size matters!
Same incel, kek

>>33436616
That's not their argument. The original post I was replying to made the assumption that sex is like an rpg stat and concepts like physical comparability are spurious. In a way he is making just as much of a flawed argument as the one he was attacking (big = good, small = bad, which for the record wasn't what I said at any point but whatever) in that he assumes women are all the same

>>33436629
Again that's not the argument I was making. Read >>33436630. This entire discussion has been you misinterpreting what I say. Attacking an illusion.

>>33436606
Assuming equal "sex skill", positing it exists of course, can two people of two substantially different penis sizes make ANY woman feel the same amount of pleasure, with nothing but their own bodies?

>>33436630
>The original post I was replying to made the assumption that sex is like an rpg stat
False.
That the s you refusing to address the actual point.
You made that shit up.
The post only pointed that the one it was replying to implied all that matters is dick size.
You are really bad at reading

>>33436655
>assuming equal roads and speed limits, can a car with a top speed of 160 mph carry groceries like a car with a top speed of 185kph?
lol
You have obviously never had sex

>>33436655
This incel has never heard of lesbians!

>OP breaks down over inadequacy issues: The Thread

Annoying
You're bothered about the size because everyone's bothered
Women will lie about what they consider a good size by telling you that the size equivalent to yours is adequate when it's not, just to fuck with you
It's not something you can easily change
If you have a boner, it's difficult to hide it
You can in fact have boners without having dirty thoughts or anything, but women will still think it's all a very voluntary reaction and curse you for it
If you don't get any kind of affection almost ever, when you finally do you activate the boner unwillingly, so imagine what that will do
You also get balls
Also these get hairy and you have to deal with that shit too but if you shave it's bad and if you leave it be it's also bad
It's an ugly thing, and difficult to understand why any woman would like this, unless you're gay
You have to open your legs more often, because balls exist too
You constantly long for the sucking of the cock and the balls as well, but you may not ever get it, it's like having a constant itch but never being able to scratch it
Also foreskin and being cut, etc

Incels obsess about two things
Handsome men and big dicks

>>33436429
Holy fuck USE ENGLISH!!!!

>>33434531
>from 7" to 2"
Holy shit just like me. It's demoralizing man.

Holy shit, why did this thread of all the threads I posted blow up

>>33436719
Not an argument. You're just giving an affirmative answer dressed up in an analogy.
>>33436727
I'm not trying to have sex with lesbians. Stop mindlessly repeating the most generic "debunk the incel" talking points you get from self help grifters like Dr k or whoever
>>33436777
Please tell me what you don't understand. I will rewrite it or explain it to you ad clearly as possible

>>33436800
Because people like mocking retards, retard

>>33436801
>too dumb to understand analogies
>too dumb to grasp that lesbians prove that female sexual satisfaction is not dependent on penises AT ALL, let alone own us size
>too dumb to realize he’s incoherent
that’s pretty dumb

>>33434463 (OP)
I think the more interesting question is, what's it like having a tiny benis? I can't even fathom what this is like. Life's already a chore, if you got a tiny ween, why even try living?

>>33435396
Having tight skin wrapped around your cock isn't the same as being able to grind against certain pleasure spots though. Plus the vagina can literally "grip" whatever is inside and from what I've been told, the bigger the thing inside the more satisfying it is to grip it.
Not to mention all the logistics and positions that become impossible without having a big one.

>>33434463 (OP)
I don't know. I don't have a big penis.

I heard a big dick means "courageous & brave".

This sounds like Junk-Science (boda-boom!)

>>33436897
Yeah. With a tiny penis, you know the feeling of climax but can't get her to one.

This is why I say, that, if anyone is to save the world it will be a woman or a man with a small penis

#ftw

>tldr
>women who like sex, like big dick
>women who don't like sex don't like big dick
seriously though, it's always entertaining to me whenever dick size discussions like that gain traction, because without fail: Women and big dick anons will always talk past dicklet anons and vice versa, while both still being right in their own way.
I honestly should be more grateful that I'm not indian, short, or a dicklet.

How do women not just collectively go "yeah, it matters, small dicks suck, get over it"?
Do they not realize how quickly that would shut down any and all threads, or talks about dick size?
Even if it didn't matter, wouldn't you be better off if you filtered out all of the insecure guys in a trial by fire instead of coddling them?

>>33436927
>With a tiny penis, you know the feeling of climax but can't get her to one
Translation
>I have never had sex
a significant percentage of women can NEVER orgasm just from penetration, kid.

>>33436972
>Why do women not agree with my opinion of what they should feel? There is NO FUCKING WAY I could be wrong about the likes,dislikes, and desires of women so the only reason they can disagree with me is to lie
there are good reasons you'll die a virgin

>the incel debooonker was arrived

>>33437031
yeah, about 14 hours ago

>>33437029
I literally said none of those things.

it's more of a mental thing than a physical one. I'm not even that big, like 19cm and a bit, and it gives a kind of natural but superficial masculinity and confidence. women like to hit men where it hurts, and size is a big one. if you're well-endowed your impervious to that. it's such a stupid thing but it does actually influence the power differential in a relationship a bit. it's hard for a woman to shame or question your masculinity when you can demolish her in bed and strecht her out untill she's screaming. it's dumb and primal but it has an effect

>>33436862
I never said sexual satisfaction was completely dependent on penis size.
An analogy is not an argument. Are you too stupid to realize that? You posit that something is like something else then compare them via analogy. You never argued you just assumed sexuality worked a certain way and made an analogy based on that.

>>33437047
>it's dumb and primal but it has an effect
Many people underestimate that though. In fact, I kind of like seeing women not even wanting to admit it to themselves and then wondering why they keep coming back lol.
It's not the end all be all unfortunately however.

>>33437056
in the end dominance is a mindset, but having a big dick makes it a bit easier to grow into that role. in sexual context it's literally the physically embodiment of your masculinity. so in that superficial sense, bigger = better. in the physical sense, once you can bottom her out the extra size doesn't matter and might actually make sex worse if you can never go balls deep with some women
but for sure it has an effect. women submit easier, and you can never really keep that dynamic within the bedroom, it gives you a bit more power outside of it as well

>>33437046
You said all of those things.
How fucking stupid are you?

>>33437049
>An analogy is not an argument.
Good thing the only retard that implied that was YOU, huh?
>ou just assumed sexuality worked a certain way
No, you fucking retard, he pointed out that YOUR assumptions about sex are nonsense.
The analogy was about YOUR STATEMENT, not his belief.
Holy fuck, I hope you are in an assisted living facility

>>33437066
That's a good way to put it. It's like a permanent stat boost. Although I will say from experience that you can definitely stretch her out over time, but it takes time and active participation from her.
I don't know if this will work with all women, but depending on the anatomy both of you can work on stretching out the posterior fornix until you can fit all of it in. That's how some women are able to fit those crazy bad dragon toys inside them.
My ex used to be really obsessed with having all of me in her and we did a bunch of research on it.

Damn the big dick havers are just discussing how their big dick is a true boost in life. I wonder why some men get to be born with the big dick genes and most dont

>>33437079
>"I am going to use an analogy to explain why your argument doesn't make sense"
>an analogy is not a valid method of argument. You have to assume sex works in a certain way for this analogy to demonstrate the flaw in the argument. You have not justified this assumption. Therefore your attempt at a rebuttal has failed.
It's as simple as that. The ball is in your court now. All I'm saying is that his point is not valid but he is free to provide real evidence or arguments to show why I'm wrong.

>>33437126
>an analogy is not a valid method of argument.
Says who?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_analogy
Argument from Analogy is a method of formal logical argument.
So you are really fucking stupid AND really fucking ignorant.
>You have to assume sex works in a certain way for this analogy to demonstrate the flaw in the argument.
Absolutely NOT. Argument from Analogy can be used to prove that the statement or argument being responded too is inherently unsound, meaning it attacks YOUR understanding or YOUR statement/argument.
Someone else explained this to you *in the post you are replying to*, you fucking idiot.
JFC, get sterilized so your retardation ends with you!

>>33437049
>An analogy is not an argument.
Junior year of high school was really hard before you dropped out, huh?

>>33437144
You need to assume sex works in a certain way in order for the rebuttal to be valid. You can't just assume what is to be proven and dress it up with verbal embellishments. That is not a sound argument. Sometimes an analogy is a valid way of reasoning but not in this case. Very first line of your wikipedia article
>perceived similarities
What similarities? Show them to me so the analogy makes sense.

>>33437154
Lol you're so functionally illiterate you can't pick out context from a discussion. I say something which is obviously true in the context of the argument, then universalize it and tell me that I'm wrong.

>>33436541
>i never had sex but im 17cm and i feel that's average
Average is about 13.1cm. 17cm is in about the top 1 or 2% of the population.

>>33437161
>then you universalize it
Fixed
Is what I mean. His analogy was not a valid argument. Analogy by hallucinated similarities or assumed but unproven properties is not valid. The burden is on YOU to give your analogy weight and relevance

>>33437157
>COMPLETELY IGNORE that I am so stupid I said analogies can't be arguments! Pretend i am not retarded
FTFY
>You need to assume sex works in a certain way in order for the rebuttal to be valid
For the third time, the analogy is about how stupid your statement was.
>what similarities?
Really?
You're actually THAT fucking stupid?
>>33436655
>Assuming equal "sex skill", positing it exists of course, can two people of two substantially different penis sizes make ANY woman feel the same amount of pleasure?
>>33436719
>>assuming equal roads and speed limits, can a car with a top speed of 160 mph carry groceries like a car with a top speed of 185kph
The statements are similar to each other, proving that your statement is nonsense.

>>33437161
I am just pointing out that you kept insisting 'analogy is not argument' when it is and the fact that it is an argument is taught in HS.
I have never met someone that completed 11th grade that didn't know that you can use analogies to disprove an argument or a statement.
There are 4-5 people making fun i\of you, not just one.

>>33437165
Aren't you the retard that forgot that lesbians exist?

My best friend's ex was unusually girthy. She actually measured him once at 6.5" long by 7" girth. This caused nothing but problems for her. They were together for about 5 months, and not once did they have PIV sex that was actually comfortable for her. The first time they tried, it didn't even fit. Afterwards he always spent ages warming her up, gently stretching her, and using gallons of lube, and still it wasn't pleasant for her. One time she made the mistake of trying anal with him and was shitting large volumes of blood the next day. She was able to deepthroat him (just) but always complained later (even the next day) that she was in a lot of pain. When you're that size even buying condoms that fit is a problem: the standard brands' "XL" sizes are much too small, and you have to buy specialised brands from specialised vendors. There's really nothing good about it.

Her current bf is about 5.5"x5" and she's always saying how much more pleasant that is.

So we're all just going to ignore that dick pumps exist?
>inb4 doesn't work
yes it does, mine was 4 inches and skinny and is sitting comfortably above 6 inches with some girth added as well. Haven't used it (the pump) in about a year now and it hasn't gone down in size.
At this point it's honestly just a skill issue

>>33437178
Not that anon, but lesbians are not attracted to dicks, last time I checked.
>>33437179
No shit 7" girth is too much. But that's exceedingly rare. The vast majority will be hovering around 5".

>>33437172
Keep nitpicking language. It won't make you correct.
The statements are not similar to each other. The fact that you don't see how "top speed" and "groceries" don't correspond well to anything I said (women and penises??? Not sure how theyre similar) and that the entire equivalence is nonsensical means you are legit unable to grasp logic at a level that could allow people to communicate their ideas to you, making this entire effort hopeless.

>>33437187
Begone paid shill I'm not going to break my penis with your device

>>33437179
Fuckin whore

>>33437322
>Fuckin whore
She's a whore because she's had sex with two people? Or I am because my friend has had sex with two people?

>>33437193
>No shit 7" girth is too much. But that's exceedingly rare. The vast majority will be hovering around 5".
Average is 4.6". And sure, you're right; but the whole point of this thread is OP daydreaming about how amazingly wonderful it would feel to have a freakishly large penis. So it's surely on topic to point that having one is not actually as wonderful as OP imagines it would be.

>>33437365
The point of thos thread is to fantasize about what it would be like to be "enough". To not have to think about the penis at all. Same way for height, face, bone structure, salary. They want a soulmate to love instead of subjecting themselves to humiliation in an egotistical hyper competitive rat race

You can get STD when shitting on public bathroom.
But in general, very few women are "especially" attracted and some don't like being stretched too much.
IMHO being average is just fine.

Of course being very small could be a problem.

>>33437472
>You can get STD when shitting on public bathroom.
No.

If I had a big penis, no bitch could use the small dick insult on me. That would be pretty awesome

>>33436801
NTA
>Not an argument
Of course not.
You asked a question.
Replies to questions shouldn’t be arguments.
His analogy points out that your question is begging the question.
You never established that penis size has any correlation to sexual please in women but your question assumes it to be true.
As others pointed out more than once the fact that women can achieve orgasm without penises even being nearby she’s that your question is a ridiculous one with an obvious answer of Yes.

>>33437522
*pleasure
autocorrect sucks

>>33437522
So there's one type of orgasm of one set intensity like an on off switch and it can be achieved by any "skilled" individual?

>>33437522
The lesbian point makes no sense and you could leave it out entirely and say that women can just masturbate to reach orgasm without a penis. But then why does anyone have sex at all? Because not all "orgasms" are equal and there's more to sex than that.

>>33437619
Another disingenuous question unrelated to the point.
Your deeply-flawed questions may sound clever in your head but are nonsense in reality.

>>33437628
So you are simply stating that your original question
>>33436655
makes zero sense?
Or do you not understand the actual meaning of what you wrote?

>>33437108
Let's say our anatomy fits, how can we work on stretching that posterior fornix?
What did the research tell you? What are the best positions?

>>33437639
Explain why it is nonsense. Who cares if women can reach orgasm without a penis? It is irrelevant. Why do some women buy dildos and some lesbians buy strap ons? My original question was can two people who are identical in every way except for their penis using nothing more than their bodies produce the same intensity of pleasure

>>33437688
See
>>33437628
You answered yourself.
The answer is
>of course
it’s actually a very stupid question, which everyone but you has been telling you for hours

>>33436793
Freaks together strong anon, at least we get to get hard in a girls mouth like one of those foam capsule dinosaur pills. I don't see it as demoralizing, it's just a pleasant surprise we get to work with.

Look at it this way, if a chick wants to bed you with no bulge she's still excited to fuck you expecting a below or average dick; if she gets you naked and sees the heat you're really packing that's the cherry on top for her.

>>33437725
Okay so you concede that some orgasms can be better than others?

>>33437725
Like is it true that there is one type of orgasm and they do not vary in length or intensity or frequency? That's the only way that what you can say makes sense.

>>33437365
>OP daydreaming about how amazingly wonderful it would feel to have a freakishly large penis.
As cringe as OP is, he I don't think he actually said "freakishly" large ones are enjoyable. Obviously there will be a threshold.
That's like if a girl was insecure about her breasts and someone told her that having double F cup breast-reduction-tier boobs was a headache.

>>33437677
I'd recommend you do your own research, because everyone will have different preferences and luckily there are enough female gooner reddit subs that have pretty decent advice.
How we did it is we bought a bunch 2 toys that served as stepping stones and foreplay so that she could stretch herself out incrementally as opposed to trying to shove mine in and hurting herself.
First and foremost, lube is unavoidable, sticky lube is preferable. Essentially she just has to put it as deep as is comfortable and then keep pushing it in and finding the right angle to stretch the posterior fornix, basically going completely past the cervix. You're looking for constant pressure, wiggling around a little bit helps. She said it has to be slightly uncomfortable, but not outright painful. It should be about a 1/2-1 hour session with breaks in between.
>What are the best positions?
We found doggy to be the best one for "training" because it makes it easier to adjust the angle, since you want the toy/dick going in straight and slightly angled towards her spine, but when you get to the point where she can comfortably take you, positions don't really matter all that much anymore.

>>33437108
>posterior fornix
This is ropefuel for 90% of men you know that right?

>>33437980
And? I'm not here to coddle anyone's ego. I'm not part of the 90% and neither is the anon that's asking about it.
If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

>>33434463 (OP)
Stop wearing underwear, that's my advice.

I'm a virgin so I can't tell you what that's like but it has been helpful when people ask me how big and I can say 8.5 inches without lying.

>>33437848
>As cringe as OP is, he I don't think he actually said "freakishly" large ones are enjoyable. Obviously there will be a threshold.
The phrase he used was "almost porn tier". I think that qualifies.

>>33438131
Despite misleading camera angles and titles claiming that "___ got destroyed by 12+ inches", most porn actors usually are somewhere around 7" in length and normally around 5.5"-6" in girth.
Not to lament you with porn-brainrot, but there's a guy literally named "Girthmaster", who is basically the male version of mia khalifa at this point, whose entire career is based around the fact that his dick is 7" thick.

How is it possible that in the year of our lord 2025 men still have small dicks?
Wtf are you doing? That's almost worse than being sub 6 feet tall.
The absolute fucking state

>>33437746
>>33437755
More goofy, unrelated questions that were answered a long time ago

Why is it that every time a dick size thread gets posted here there will always be a handful of femanons who will try their hardest to moralfag to the point of arguing about it with a stranger online?
Women stopped being slut shamed by anyone that wasn't an incel like what, 10 years ago? Like damn bitch, it's fine to like big dicks now, nowadays it'd be more weird not to, but even if you don't, why keep up this pathetic back-and-forth with some insecure faggot? What do you even get out of this?

>>33439965
If orgasms can be of different quality then saying "women can orgasm from masturbation, without a penis" or "lesbians can orgasm with each other without issue" is not valid because it assumes "orgasm" is some binary switch. It is very likely if that is false that different strategies produce orgasms of different length, intensity, speed of onset (speed is always overlooked. yes maybe some strategy is sure to make a woman orgasm but it takes hours), and frequency. If that is true then is it possible that a large penis is essential for some women in achieving that higher quality orgasm. Didn't that fornix study from a few decades ago show that fornix stimulation leads to greater wetness and in some cases orgasm (in a laboratory setting of course, so in spite of discomfort...). If what I'm saying is true about orgasms then there probably exists some women who have a need for a larger penis for PHYSIOLOGICAL reasons.

literally just be decently attractive and good at sex

t. 5" with multiple female stalkers

>>33434463 (OP)
there's no such thing as a big or small dick, it's all about how long you last. When a girl climbs on top of you, are you gonna rock her world or jizz in two seconds? Size has nothing to do with it. If a girl thinks that YOU think you're small, then that's when she'll think that. Be comfortable in your body and don't let some weird, autistic girl who's never even seen one body shame you. The average penis is 6 inches. Porn stars don't have average penis and this confuses kids.

>>33434463 (OP)
I thought this was an image of sasuke crying, my bad.
>>33434551
I have 1 million in vietnamese dong (kek) ,cash, if that counts

>>33434463 (OP)
Well, I knew a guy I was in the military with and he had a pretty big dick. He also got blown off by mid ckicks even if he drove 600km to them and regularly settled for older than him mid but sporty girls. (he was a prefessional cyclist). he started to stutter and blank out when he had to speek in front of a group which cost him three attempts at university. He has a bike shop now. So, the dick alone does nothing.

>>33441181
Nobody says the dick alone is what matters you retard. Adv would improve instantly if posting permission would only be granted to the user if they could demonstrate an understanding of the difference between necessary and sufficient conditions.

I would literally do anything to get a big dick. Like if a gene came to me and told me he would give me a big dick if I betrayed every loved one I would take his deal in a second

>>33441778
Define "big"
What if some woman is 5 feet tall with a tiny vagina and her idea of big is 6.5 inches. Or a woman with a big vagina wants an 8.5 inch penis. What if a woman wants a short but really girthy penis?

>>33441787
Well it would have to be huge for me to betray everyone for it, like elite porn star size. I don't care about making women cum. Just the thought that she has had a bigger dick than mine makes me want to kms. I want to never have to worry about that.

>>33441809
What if the bigger penis is too big, so much so that she couldn't use it all so sex was awkward, and yours is the perfect size in that it stimulates all requisite pleasure points while still being able to fully fit inside

>>33441816
I would thoroughly enjoy absolutely destroying my gf. I would prefer it was "too big" to comfortably fit

>>33441828
why would you want to hurt her?

>>33437397
yes. it's
>would you still love me if i were a worm
but for men. the truth is that yes if somebody "better" came along she would leave you for him. but men are evaluated in a more holistic way that makes "better" a very fuzzy concept. the truth is that in terms of raw emotion, you probably aren't going to be the one from her fantasies, but people have to settle so they start viewing relationships as voluntary partnerships through which you support and uplift each other, not infinite hookups. the average man seethes about this because he missed out on all the fun. a 22 year old posting here rn is fuming with rage over the fact that people his age are fucking right now, and his future girlfriend is being fucked by somebody who's probably hotter than him.

>>33441742
Go cry to your mom.

>>33443949
you shouldn't be on /adv/

>>33434463 (OP)
>What is it like being born with a big penis? Like almost porn tier? Has it given you any advantages with women?
it's pretty cool but the only real advantage it gives you is confidence, is not like you swing it around to attract girls, until you fuck they don't know.
>Do you enjoy stroking it?
I wager it feels the same.
>Any tips for guys who are less than 6 inches?
unless you have a micro penis that's fine, just have the confidence of someone with an 8 inch dick.

>>33434463 (OP)
It gets in the way when I zip up my pants and sometimes elicits a positive/surprised response from hookers (but they're paid to do that anyway).
Does nothing to help my low self esteem and women aren't interested in a weirdo's dick, no matter what size