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Anonymous No.33439058 >>33439142 >>33439453 >>33441597 >>33441617 >>33441884 >>33444515
How do I have car sex?
This is a serious question I'm severely socially retarded. I was making out two weeks ago on a Tinder date in my car (though I was too stupid to bring condoms so nothing happened) - I reclined my seat and guided her to sit on top of me, facing me, but I feel like this was awkward and not the best idea even though we made out and I kissed her boobs or whatever. It would be impossible or near impossible, even if I had condoms, to have sex in that position I feel. So how do you do it?
Anonymous No.33439142 >>33439465
>>33439058 (OP)
Backseat laying across the seats. Doggy or cowgirl or reverse cowgirl.

I'm of the opinion car sex sucks. Only good for blowjobs.
Anonymous No.33439221
the first like 15 times i had sex was in my car. backseat.
Anonymous No.33439453
>>33439058 (OP)
Generations have managed it in the back seat. It's not comfortable but it can be done
Anonymous No.33439465 >>33444751
>>33439142
this
finger her, get a BJ, then move someplace else
if in a hurry find a quiet road/outdoors place. standing outside is still better than fucking in the car
Anonymous No.33441597
>>33439058 (OP)
>How do I have car sex?
Stick it in the tailpipe (when it's cold!)
Anonymous No.33441617 >>33444502
>>33439058 (OP)
I bet your cheating on your wife you sick fuck
Anonymous No.33441884 >>33444502
>>33439058 (OP)
Do you have a sedan or a minivan or what? Doggystyle or missionary, maybe have her ride you cowgirl facing you. Stop being retarded, you make it work. It might be a bit uncomfortable but she must want to fuck as bad as you want to fuck her to say "fuck it" and fuck either way
Anonymous No.33444502 >>33444508 >>33444923
>>33441617
I’m a single guy in college
>>33441884
Shitty Honda accord so like explain step by step though how that’d work, if I’m sitting in the driver seat and she’s in the passenger seat, until we have missionary sex I guess cowgirl is self explanatory
Anonymous No.33444508
>>33444502
Since we were doing cowgirl foreplay lol I just didn’t bring condoms so I didn’t try to escalate beyond that
Anonymous No.33444515
>>33439058 (OP)
>Tinder date without condoms
how retarded can you be? well... lesson learned, don't do this again
Anonymous No.33444751
>>33439465
Yeah, park in a secluded place, have her lying on back across rear seats and fuck her from outside the car, standing up.
Infinitely better than pulling half the muscles in your back trying to do it inside
Anonymous No.33444923 >>33446018
>>33444502
If you're trying to fuck in the front seat then you have to pull the seat back.
If you are trying to fuck in tbe back seat then you pull the front seat forward and try to make it work
Anonymous No.33446018
>>33444923
>If you're trying to fuck in the front seat then you have to pull the seat back.
Explain with the front seat.