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Anonymous No.33440420 >>33440443 >>33441085 >>33442986 >>33443024 >>33443210 >>33443453 >>33443521
Small dick
having a small or even average dick is suifuel in the modern world

Unless you get lucky and find a virgin or a girl who's only had a couple partners (who are average) you're just cooked.. because the average dude participating in sex is above average size.. How do I know this? because small guys like me, and probably many people here and incels completely opt out of sex because we are scared our size wont be able to please them and we will be ridiculed and mocked.

So, the sexually active average is likely ~7 inches i would bet... which means, womens perception on what average is is highly skewed.. so if you come with a 5.5 incher, they will think you're a micro

I think this is why you see bluepilled idiot women on reddit post shit like "my ex had a micro but he got me off" .. it was probably average, like statistically average, but porn and casual sex makes them think it's a micro.. Micros are extremely rare yet it seems like half the women on reddit act like they have been with a guy who has one.. it's just over.. fuck life is cruel

HOnest to god, you should be able to file for disability if you have a below average dick.. like less than 5 inches, you can neetbux...

Why the fuck should I have to work 40+ hours a week just so i can watch other people have relationships and sex while i cant have anything ever... or children.. nothing.. fuck that, i need neetbux and to just LDAR at home.. fuck life..
Anonymous No.33440443 >>33440448
>>33440420 (OP)
I have a 6 inch dick and it was still big enough that it hurt my girlfriend. Their vaginas are tinier than they make it seem
Anonymous No.33440448
>>33440443
6" non bone pressed? She wasn't fully aroused then or you pushed too soon. I'm just so sick of the fucking cope. Every woman wants 8" minimum, and preferably 6" girth

8x6 is the standard to have women not instantly think about cheating on you in todays day and age. If you're under that, you better have some great other traits and pray she can fight off the urge to cheat.
Anonymous No.33441085
>>33440420 (OP)
I won't read dick threads. I won't read tape measure of doom threads. ONLY subhuman morons post this stuff.
Anonymous No.33442570
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Anonymous No.33442986 >>33443484
>>33440420 (OP)
i barely hit 5 inches and i know my gf has had bigger and she still initiates sex so none of that is true in my experience
Anonymous No.33443024 >>33443040
>>33440420 (OP)
bro the dick in vagina part is such a small part of what intimacy really is - stop thinking every girl is a porn star, and lets be real - you're worried about the standards of pretty girls - not the nerdy chicks or anyone else
Anonymous No.33443040
>>33443024
>bro the dick in vagina part is such a small part of what intimacy really is
then why do women care about it
>le pretty girls and nerdy girls
do you think nerds are just adorable naive retards with low standards that are saving themselves for when you decide to settle like some kind of romance movie? all women have sexual needs.
Anonymous No.33443052
honestly just volcel

studymaxx, read more, get taste, acquire some artistic skill, and do pushups. try to make something really good that's beyond yourself. cultivate an inner life.

you're going to drive yourself insane if you keep this up. try to challenge yourself intellectually to forget you have a body
Anonymous No.33443210
>>33440420 (OP)
The fucking penis hermeneutics you people do is crazy. It's literally all in your head. Internet brainrot that you can't escape until you interface with real women, which is something you're making increasingly difficult for yourselves.
Anonymous No.33443312 >>33443347
The truth is if you don’t have a big dick with some nice girth she is not that into it. Have you made a girl curl her toes and roll her eyes back as she’s actually cumming? Or is she just doing the “uh huh yeah that’s good babe uh huh” thing?
The “it’s all in your head nobody in real life has a big dick it’s just online talk” is delusional. Sex is the biggest motivation for human beings. Almost everything that we do is connected to our desire to have sex. Think about it. Don’t underestimate the importance of having a big dick. I’ve had girls fall so deeply in love with me because of how good I fucked them, I was a total piece of shit to them and they would put up with it. It’s kind of scary how deep the influence of your dick goes, years after I break up with them I still have them messaging me on socials about how they need a “closure” but she got a boyfriend. This one other girl said vaginal hurts but when I put it in her ass she went fucking crazy, shaking and farting yelling how it feels so good. The only thing is I hate how my dick touches the toilet water when I’m shitting if I’m not careful
Anonymous No.33443347
>>33443312
yes I've had all that shit with a 5 incher. only matters if she's into you or not
Anonymous No.33443360
Hey guys I have a tiny five hard and she says we have the best sex ever. And I believe her because she loves me, okay?
Anonymous No.33443361 >>33443364
Girlfag here, you're delusional if you think dicks matter to us that much.
Anonymous No.33443364
>>33443361
Forgot to mention I’m trans
Anonymous No.33443450
I have a 6 inch penis and I want to kill myself
Anonymous No.33443453 >>33443478
>>33440420 (OP)
You're aware that that lesbians have satisfying sex than straight women, right? Do you think their partners have big dicks?
Anonymous No.33443478
>>33443453
Typical reddit bluepilled response

Lesbians have dildos and strapons and they are not buying 4" ones
Anonymous No.33443484 >>33443508
>>33442986
"fuck, i better pretend I enjoy his dick or else my ATM may stop working
Anonymous No.33443508 >>33443538
>>33443484
as opposed to
>all he's got going for him is muh big dick, i better make him think it's great

congratulations you have figured out women in relationships are performatively coquettish based on what they can use to manipulate you. doesn't change no matter what you have sexually
Anonymous No.33443521 >>33443532
>>33440420 (OP)
In theory, by the time a woman encounters your penis she has met you and gotten an idea of your personality and character. THAT is what got you into her bed.
Anonymous No.33443532
>>33443521
And what? WOMEN expect what they think average is, and if they have slept around at all, they are going to think 7 inches is average, and if you have 5.5, you will be viewed as a subhuman.

Congrats, you opened the door, what's behind it is basically a redroom.
Anonymous No.33443538
>>33443508
expect women ACTUALLY lust over and actually orgasm for big dicks. At least if you have a big dick you can give her something that other guys, no matter how charming, nice, caring, rich they are, can give you.

And you can have a big dick + those other things.

Women genuinely go animalistic for huge dicks.. tired of fake coping bluepilled shit here