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M or F
Have you ever said something in a relationship that you regret?

First
I love him

Second
For myao

>>33447029 (OP)
Fathers day gifts. What would a 54 year old dad appreciate?

Good morning saar!

>>33447029 (OP)
m
>Would you ever get a cardboard cutout of someone or something?
i have a cardboard cutout of kim jong-un. i took it to my high school prom, and tourists that were coming to the place the prom was at kept taking pictures with him
>Have you ever said something in a relationship that you regret?
not in the way this question is implying, my family that really does not observe the "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it" rule, which i go out of my way to do. if i'm at the point that i'm gonna be saying things i'm gonna regret, i need to not be near the person i'm saying stuff to

foids, turn-offs on a first date? i'm basically a half feral guy and i haven't gone on a traditional date with a girl in almost a decade. women don't seem to hate half feral men so i think that part's fine, but 100% i would probably a fail a first date just due to peculiar behaviors alone i think.

Women, I got a Labubu. Should I or should I not remove his slave marks (tags)

>>33447029 (OP)
M
Was less what I said and more what I did/didn't do

>>33447044
Most guys tend to prefer practical gifts. Stuff they can use. With such people it's usually best to pay attention to things they've been struggling with lately, or things you know they do frequently, and picking out a gift that helps with that.

>>33447050
She's not gonna let you hit cause you bought a Labubu bro

>>33447029 (OP)
Actually no. Never regretted saying much to any of them. Because I don't keep secrets and tell things as they are and they still end up being too crazy to maintain moderation.

>>33447062
Will never happen

>>33447060
You're right. She lets me hit because you are emotionally neglecting her and I'm not.

>>33447041
thank you for getting my name right ㅠㅠ

>>33447067
chairman l'mayo

myao teach us some bad words in korean

>>33447069
admiral meong ?

general kokio ?

>>33447067
>>33447037
>>33447046

cringe.

>>33447062
Yeah, men don't want to be little spoons.
All they know is pressure for marriage, isolate her from family, rape and murder suicide.

>>33447029 (OP)
>M or F
>Have you ever said something in a relationship that you regret?
Yes, but he wants nothing to do with me.

Girl that flashed me yesterday ignored me today :(

>>33447071
This

>>33447074
Peak

sunday date anon, i hope you're hungry one!

Do femanons have shit taste in men?

>>33447078
>men don't want to be little spoons
Um excuse me, yes I do

>>33447072
general kokio? you're found someone else? i hope you wore a condom before you decided to GAPE my heart's Hole

>>33447085
Yes but they will continue to blame men as a whole

>>33447082
Oh dear… GOD!

Girls (maybe guys too, idk): I've been seeing a girl for about 3 months now and a few nights ago she told me she loved me, and I said it back, but I'm not sure I mean it as I don't feel that close or like we'll be a true longterm thing since I'm not sure I'm capable of sharing my life with someone.

Have I royally fucked up? Was this better than just leaving it hanging in the air? I didn't know what else to do since we were face to face in bed at the time.

>>33447071
jjowahae - fuck off

neo yaepeo - bitch

neo chakkae - asshole

>>33447078
Stop saying shit like this. Charlie would not agree with you.

I’m so scared to see my ex tomorrow, I know it will go well but idk if she’s doing this because she misses me or if she’s just doing it to placate me

>>33447092
why do bitch and asshole both start with neo?

>>33447072
>general kokio ?
Im about to go sleep it's nearly 6am. We can talk more about minecraft another time

>>33447090
Mhm. Got that one too.

>>33447087
Do you want to be spooned by a woman weighing 234 lbs / 106 kg?
>>33446819

>>33447092
What are some racial slurs?

>>33447093
Of course he wouldn't agree with me. He'd know that I wasn't referring to him in the slightest.

>>33447088
YOU LEFT ME

i searched for you but u never replied .·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.

general kokio won't let me down

>>33447078
>men don't want to be little spoons.
Not for you.

>>33447085
No otherwise they'd be dating me

>>33447095
Shes not korean

>>33447096
goodnight kokio !!

sweet dreams n go to bed earlier next time that's not healthy ( ;´ - `;)

>>33447106
?

>>33447108
Cringe!

>>33447106
so it is a larp?

>>33447108
Ill try and good night

>>33447102
hehe it's true, i travelled to a place then immediately started doing lots of mushrooms so my brain is a bit AWOL. sorry :D

>>33447095
"neo" is "you"

sorry i thought it would make more sense if i included it (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

>>33447100
no !

>>33447046
Snow DNA

>>33447092
Could you please record a voca so we can get the proper pronunciation down?

>>33447106
ning ?

>>33447111
there are thousands of other threads on this website, please go to a different one if you don't like me

>>33447092
>neo chakkae - asshole
So this would roughly translate to "You Asshole" but in this context does asshole mean jerk/douchebag or does it mean actual butthole/anus

>>33447113
Yes. She's an attention whore

>>33447115
shrooms ??

never tried, they're scary ㅠㅠ

>>33447120
>please go to a different one if you don't like me
nta
myao i dont dislike you, but this aint your thread

>>33447126
Whoever gets the most (You)s claims ownership of the thread. Isn't that how it works?

>>33447125
nah not even! but idk i had a few screws loose before fucking with psychs so they tend to treat me quite well, last night's trip was a somber reflection on the degree my ex kinda fucked me, it hurt to process but i feel a lot better now about it

>>33447126
*bonk*
Stfu. You chat here with her or you leave, you nobody.

>>33447118
it's too late where i am :‹

>>33447126
not saying it is but i come to atoga often n i think the other anon could avoid me by just not coming here at all yk ?

but it's up to them, i just don't wanna make people mad (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

>>33447120
>go to 4chan
>decide that you want to be the center of attention
>act affronted when not all of the attention you receive is positive
How could this be happening to you? On this website of all websites? What a world.

>>33447126
Well said.

>>33447120
You are basic af. Imagine larping this hard, as a “exotic” personality to score yous, lmao. About as retarded as RuleBreaker in the day, but she actually had questions to ask.

>>33447133
>i just don't wanna make people mad (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
absolute weaksauce, chairman

Where do I meet clingy gf on a saturday

>>33447139
you don't. you don't want a clingy gf, and if you do it's because your attachment drives are pathological and you need to fix them for your own sake as well as to make sure you don't turn your gf into a victim

>>33447124
Well, I wouldn’t go that far, but she def. annoyininf larper.

>>33447099
I think crushed is a better word in that scenario

>>33447029 (OP)
M or F
If you stop masturbating, do you get horny less often?
I feel like if I stop jerking off it's harder for me to get horny naturally.

>>33447136
>Rulebreakerchan
I forgot about her lol

>>33447092
kek
atogans are so dumb

>>33447133
>but i come to atoga often n i think the other anon could avoid me by just not coming here at all yk
You've been here for what like, 3 weeks?

>>33447133
The first rule of this website is that you aren't welcome and you don't belong. This rule applies to all posters, including me. No matter who you are, there will always be someone telling you to go away.

>>33447111
>>33447136
>>33447126
We love myao here!

>>33447149
She's here right now but she posts under the name BlueValkyrie. Nothing ever changes.

I wonder who the next femanon will be to take over atoga

>>33447113
She’s a pajeet

>>33447136
>implying you're a speshul butterball because you're nobody and nobody cares about you.
Nobody fucking cares about """"scoring"""" (((((you))))))'s
It's called having a conversation, you braindead cretin.

>>33447135
i think u may have missed my point ?

i was telling the other anon that if they found me so annoying that they felt they had to call me cringe daily, it might be better for them to leave so they don't have to see me at all n thus avoid getting upset !

>>33447136
wdym "exotic" ?

im asian ?

>tfw still playing Roblox
>tfw some girl adds me who happens to be my age and lives less than an hour train ride away
Yo shit is crazy, small world we live in

>>33447156
me, i will transition into a woman and take over atoga by force

>>33447150
shh

>>33447151
i dunno

>>33447153
do i just ignore them ?

>>33447164
You're supposed to get called cringe daily. That's how this website works. You're on the wrong website if you want to post cringe without getting called out.

>>33447156
I miss yellow top femanon

>>33447169
>do i just ignore them ?
I don't think you're capable of it.

>>33447165
>Roblox
>some girl my age
Lil jimmy, you gotta be 18+ to post here

>>33447145
She's an attention seeking whore

>>33447170
ah okay

>>33447172
:c ?

if it's the right choice I'll do it

>>33447169
>i dunno
My point is you're new. You dont really get to come into a space and then tell people who were already here to leave if they dont like you

Can you groom an adult who is mentally a child? Or is that not grooming?

>>33447138
im trying ㅠㅠ

>>33447174
>>33447153
Your rules are stupid and mean nothing to anyone anywhere.
Blow it out your ass, diaperfag.

>>33447176
The right choice would be lurking without posting until you learn how 4chan works. I don't think you're capable of reading the thread without trying to make yourself the center of attention. You need attention like the rest of us need air.

Hi atoga, my 4chan husband and I had our baby and she's perfect :) Hope you've all been well.

>>33447188
Mpreg is so beautiful.

making friends as an adult is harder than getting a gf
all the guys are either busy trying to find a gf or busy being with their gf

>>33447188
>kills your husband

>>33447178
does it even matter what i say ?

but i understand, other anon, forgive and forget what i said n stay here as long as you'd like

>>33447188
i hope this is real, and i wish you luck if it is. enjoy child rearing extra for me, it's not looking likely i'll get to experience it

>>33447194
being friends as adults means you're really aiming for things to do in those pockets of free time - not keeping up every day.

>>33447173
Lmao
>>33447180
I guess it is if they're vulnerable, yeah

Feels unfair that to have a wife i need to date someone who hates my gender

>>33447199
yeah and that fucking sucks
i want bros to hang out with multiple times a week but its just extremely unrealistic past the age of 20

>>33447184
Blow it out your ass you trashy single mother pos

>>33447202
if you're that ronery then get a vr helmet and play vr chatting games

Womensisters, how can we even lose at this point?

>>33447195
He says based
>>33447198
Very real fren, thank you! Don't give up, anon. I didn't think it would ever happen for me either, and here we are

>>33447203
Oh not going to refute being a diaperfag now? Lol, I have struck gold.

>>33447201
You know.. maybe your gender could use a little.... thinning...

>>33447205
ive tried vr chat before but the people on there are turbocringe

>>33447208
nag, I really hope this isn't another Dolly the sheep.

>>33447209
we'll see. my life direction lately has been one of increasing isolation and not increasing fucking women. can barely even get women to answer questions on here lol. but that's fine, i have a minor pygmalion complex so i might just be happier isolating and engineering

Women, would you like some fried potato wedges?

>>33447218
worrying about being "cringe" is pure refined africanized faggotry. why do i want to be your friend (or anywhere near you) if you're going to judge my behavior like that? can fuck right off. might be an age thing though idk, i'm approaching early 30s lol

>>33447222
No thanks, I already brushed my teef after that coffee.

>>33447188
Damn that's amazing lol, congrats
Hope the kid grows up to be based

i miss him so much i want him everywhere and sometimes i feel him following me around like a ghost

>>33447222
yes please !!

would you like some tea ?

>>33447223
nigga its people being furry owo but unironically and hitting on girls/trannies awkwardly

>>33447208
Women ALWAYS get an easy fucking out. Meanwhile balding is still an unsolved issue.

>>33447227
yeah. she cut me off, and yet she's never been more present to me. her forlorn vestige is all i have left of her in my life, now. shit blows.

Women when you see roast beef sandwiches, do you feel bad?

Girls, would you be willing to suck dick without him performing oral on you?

How do I stop being so jealous and bitter I have to stop or it will kill me

>>33447235
For the bullied women, yes

>>33447238
you wouldnt be jealous if you had your own

>>33447232
yeah okay so let the furries owo and let the trannies get their day. you aren't making a case for your attitude, you're being petulant and judgmental. those people are enjoying themselves and having fun with their friends; meanwhile, you're acting like you're above them and shitting on them while complaining in a thread full of strangers about how hard adulting is. quit bein a miserable person

>>33447240
I will never have my own I got that message loud and clear

>>33447237
No, he will be preforming oral, by accepting making out after and letting me drool into his mouth.

>>33447241
yeah they can do that all they want it doesnt affect me
im just saying i dont want to talk to them

>>33447244
and i'm saying it is insane faggotry to complain about being lonely while also being uselessly selective. it is akin to being a woman and complaining about not being able to get a bf, or being a short guy and complaining about not being able to get a...well, that one is reasonable, actually

Women:
Is a lisp a dealbreaker for you?
What about a big nose?

>>33447245
incel cope

>>33447211
Unironically get fucking help you disgusting cretin. Somanon should report you to cps. Keep seething you disgusting cretin

Women do you like Zach "psychipebbles" Hadel or Chris "OneyNG" O'Niel better?

I fully intend on getting back together with her eventually? What if I see her tomorrow and she is really standoffish? That would crush me even more than I already have been

>>33447247
sure sure, well i hope you figure your situation out and i mean that, i'm sure someday your choosey begging will work out. in the meanwhile, i'm gonna go do stuff with my oddball friends that don't judge me lol

>>33447252
I had a crush on Chris for four minutes and then started to hate him because he told a story of him kissing a girl

My ex left me because I wasn't good enoughhh~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxxoxoxoxox and that was the only person in the world who has ever loved Me

>>33447252
i hope women say zach cuz i look a lot like him
>>33447254
brother, you need to let go.

>>33447150
>>33447169
>shh
aw cute

Women would you agree to a mfm threesome with them? lmao >>33447252

>>33447044
A nice jacket, a quality tool, or a cool sword.

One person in the whole wide world loved me loved me and loved me some more and I ruined it

Women please save me. Im wasting away.

Atogan women,
neo yaepeo >:D

>>33447258
>brother, you need to let go
I've known her since I was 12 years old, I've formed the deepest connection with her, more so than any other person in my entire life, grandparents included. We dated and went through so much together and it's hard to come to terms with the fact that it didn't end on a bad note. I would have rather her spit in my face and tell me to fuck off than have her say that she's going through a mental breakdown and needs space

>>33447256
Such fickle creatures...

At a certain point it's just nothing you know it's nothing if no one loved you at 17 no one is going to love you at 27 it doesn't matter what you do you are fucked up and stupid and you are clinging onto a delusion

>>33447277
Yup

>>33447272
woomp woomp go through it, that's my advice and its the best advice.

>>33447271
꺼져, 년아

>>33447272
i'm telling you i was/am in an EXTREMELY similar situation, and you still need to let go. letting go doesn't mean losing touch with her, or pushing her out of your life but rather it means accepting that there's no guarantees about what happens between you two. she communicated that she needs space, surely your connection is worth honoring her stated needs?

>>33447277
i lost my virginity at 21

>>33447251
Oh, lil diaper goblin likes the word I used. Say it some more!
Cretin Cretin Cretin!

>>33447260
^^

>>33447252
Who?

>>33447287
>has kids in foster care

>>33447281
Yes but she wants to meet for coffee tomorrow. I'm scared that she'll be hard to get through and make it clear that she wants nothing to do with me, even tho she's inviting me out. I'll admit you're right, I need to stop daydreaming about what could have been or what could be. I just need to live my life on my own and ignore her, even if it is incredibly difficult. Most of my life is driven by reason but I'm too emotionally invested in what's going on with her and us

>>33447062
>men don't say
But he just did. And also, duh. Every girl that has ever had a bf knows this.

>>33447171
You mean london?

>>33447294
Cretin Cretin Cretin

>>33447282
So did I
Doesn't matter

>>33447277
At least you have self awareness.

>>33447228
Peppermint, thank you

>>33447156
me if I posted instead of lurking more

I hate the phrase "toxic masculinity" but the concept of man's alcoholic drinks and women's drinks is some toxic masculinity shit. I'm not drinking bitter piss water because it's a "man's drink", just give me my Bailey's or Tequila Rose.

>>33447156
you guys hate me

>>33447302
Your insults mean nothing because you're a garbage person.

>>33447156
You mean after myao?

>>33447280
:(

>>33447262
I don’t know them, but no.
Doubt I’ll find one guy I like, finding two is impossible.

>>33447313
>Your insults mean nothing because you're a garbage person.

>>33447295
i hate to trivialize your feelings, but you merely sound like you have attachment issues, that's all. you're even noticing the contradiction, why would she want nothing to do with you after many years of friendship/dating? do you honestly believe, after all that time, that she has no attachment to you? it's not even that you have to ignore her, btw (if you want to guarantee you both won't get back together, that's probably a good way to do it lol), just give her some space. if it's been a long time, and nothing is changing, talk to her about where things are between you two so you can move on.

i'm not gonna sugar coat things, it isn't a non-zero chance that meeting tomorrow is going to be heavy in a negative way. letting go is less ignoring her, and more about accepting outcomes. and it doesn't mean you can't feel bad, either. it is perfectly reasonable to feel bad, someone you're really close to has distanced themselves from you.

try to go in tomorrow with no expectations.

>>33447311
When I see a guy drinking whiskey I see insecurity. As if drinking rot water is going to fix his masculinity

>>33447266
>and I ruined it

grim. What did you do ?

>>33447311
fruitiest thing i've ever seen in this general unironically. just take the raw alcohol like a man, you faggot

>>33447321
Fireball is pretty good

>>33447309
So you're studying the general so you can take the throne? But how would you overthrow myao...

>>33447235
No I want to do all kinds of sex stuff

>going on second date with girl
>I am picking her up
>not sure if I should forewarn her about my car

Okay so I'm 32 and make 112k per year. She doesn't know my salary but knows my job title and could find out with a quick google, it's easy to see.

Anyway the car I drive is, honestly, a bit of a POS. I'm a car guy and I've always wanted to own one of these cars. Bought it last year and sold my brand newish Subaru Crosstrek.

The car is pic related. Tiny 4x4 and I've got the mechanicals in great condition, but the body and interior is a bit shabby. It's a work in progress.

Do I warn her about that or no?

Imagine pic related but with faded paint, small dents and scratches, the soft top is looking faded, the interior is original and nothing has been fixed in there yet...

>>33447311
Nobody cares, sugar and alcohol and florals are good together.

>>33447312
Explain
>>33447314
Yeah. Before it was cat poster, now it's myao. Idk who came before then because I always ignored this place

>>33447329
If she dumps you over a car why would you want a third date.

>>33447329
Obviously all depends on the girl. Some will not get the aesthetic vision, others will. So what kind of girl is she?

Do cougars who date young men also typically tend to have a mommy kink or are they still mostly submissive?

>>33447337
It's the younger men that date older women that have that kink, not the women.

>>33447319
>why would she want nothing to do with you after many years of friendship/dating?
Because my entire life I've been disposable to my parents, my friends, my employers
>letting go is less ignoring her, and more about accepting outcomes
I suppose so. I also have self esteem issues, that of course I've never told her about but from what I read about online, women just let men down slowly and then date other people and that's another thing I'm afraid of happening. She said she wouldn't (kinda indirectly but still) and if she did, that would kill me inside. Not only would I have been led on thinking that she still cared about me, but she would've also lied to me and betrayed me. As I write this, it is time to detach myself from the outcomes

>>33447318
Based episode
>>33447329
Bro as long as it's clean and tidy inside and in good working order 99% of girls do not give a shit about your car
>>33447321
I'm more of a fruity drink kinds guy but sometimes a good whiskey hits different

>>33447337
If anything they hate mommy shit even more

If someone missed you a lot but it would inappropriate to tell you would you still want them to do it?

>>33447329
You're overthinking it bro. Just take it through the car wash, clean out the interior, and fix what you can. Maybe throw in some air freshener and you're good

>>33447329
>Do I warn her about that or no?
I wouldn't need a warning except if you didn't have AC or something, so I can do my makeup when we get there without it melting off my face.

>>33447338
>>33447341
Cougartok seems divided on the issue. Some lean into it.

>>33447346
>cougartok
You could not disgust me more if you tried.

>>33447327
I play the long game and wait for her to get a life outside of this site and leave. option #2: that thing from the lion king (sorry myao)

>>33447346
>it should've been meee
Sexting other women and not getting a job.is cringe tho

>>33447346
Men going for young girls, remember that this is how desperate and pathetic you appear to everyone. The lengths these people go to fpr validity is crazy, lol.

>>33447342
Not enough english, bub.

goodnight everyone

>>33447339
um, well whatever the case i can guarantee you that she isn't plotting against you (and if she is, for whatever reason, then she's doing you a favor with the distance). consider seeking some therapy, or at least talking to a chatbot about your self-esteem or something. but okay, your brain is primed to over-interpret any kind of distance as being abandoned, which is neither true nor productive. your feeling about that is independent of her motives; your feelings might be accurate, they might not, but paying attention to them doesn't tell you which it is

>>33447354
Good night!

>>33447326
NTA but fireball is disgusting

>>33447351
Men going for younger women is literally just nature, post-wall women trying to cling to their youth by having casual sex with young men who don't have their lives in order yet is not natural. It isn't and never will be the same.

>>33447354
night, heart gaper

>>33447348
What if you get a life before her?
Option #2 would be hot though

>>33447342
wtf does this say

>>33447358
Sure, cope harder undesirable pedo.

>>33447342
Yeah, I would

>>33447361
Anon wants to know if he should text this girl that told him to leave her alone.

>>33447362
My 16 year old girlfriend said that you're just bitter lol

>>33447354
Goodnight pookie

>>33447342
>>33447365
Don't do it bro...

>>33447366
I bet she does.

>>33447358
All pedos have the Roger Rabbit syndrome

>>33447329
>a bit of a POS
samurai is a great car wtf are you talking about

>>33447365
ah shit thanks for translating

>>33447360
impossible, I will be on this site until the heat death of the universe. I'll do the "long live the king" bit just for you, anon

>>33447369
Yeah, we like to count all the side eye glares from old roasties that we catch everytime we go out in public. It's pretty funny.

>>33447342
i would only want them to tell me if we have a good history and good memories. If it was toxic or abusive I wouldn’t want them to tell me they miss me

only do it if you two had a good relationship or bond. Never tell it to someone who abused you in any way or vice versa

>>33447078
a dear friend of mine has said panels 2-4 almost exactly before a few times, while I don't really wanna feel like a child I would like to cuddle and be the little spoon from time to time
>>33447099
nta but yeah that sounds really nice

>>33447351
Cope

>>33447311
>just give me my Bailey's or Tequila Rose
That's pretty gay

why would a man tell u he sees u as his best friend only to then cut u out of his life a week later
i thought that was the sort of shit a woman would do

Why does anyone care what women have to say anyway? It's not like they're people.

>>33447382
He probably was brought up in female environment

>>33447144
huh
what's making her a victim if i just want her to be clingy with me because i like it

>>33447382
no guy wants a female friend. They want to fuck you and possibly a relationship. If they truly are platonic towards you he wants to fuck your girl friends

>>33447383
Pretty gay to suck men off like that.

>>33447387
I can't tell if you're a guy who believes every other guy operates like you or if you're a misinformed woman

>>33447389
Cope

>>33447387
Weird projecting.

>>33447387
it never came across that way, and we were online friends too, so nothing physical could have ever happened anyways, he treated me basically like a dude,
also if a guy wanted to be more than friends with someone, wouldve the last thing he'd do be to call them his best 'friend'

>>33447389
It's true though. Male-female friendship can not exist without emotional undercurrents

I hate my neighbors blasting spanish music at 4 am fuck you

>>33447391
>>33447394
I don't know, maybe my wires are crossed then

>>33447396
Wear earplugs bro
That is lame tho
My Spanish friends used to party all night

Its very sad that someone can love you and want you. but it's not enough

>>33447194
Guys are so ready to be friends and then all of sudden get a gf and they disappear like bro you just lost all credibility and respect, I don’t trust anyone and believe everyone is out to get me

>>33447399
It is, yeah. It’s one of the worst feelings ever

>>33447396
Buy even bigger speakers and blast some Johnny Rebel

>>33447399
After what my ex did to me I can longer trust women, they are all the same

>>33447403
what she do

Femanons, describe yourself and I will fap to you

>>33447406
Mpreg

>>33447406
skinnyfat sub 5ft tall flat chested hairy pooner

>>33447351
young men grow up fucking cougars and settle with younger women

younger women marry older men and if they get divorced they fuck the next generation of men

it's the cirlce of life

why does the average NPC have such a hard time fathoming the concept of ' i want a family/kids buts it's not a priority right now'?

>>33447407
NOT THIS AGAIN
>>33447409
You kinda had me until pooner

>>33447412
I said. Mpreg. now do it

>>33447410
>young men grow up fucking cougars
I wish
I want to marry a cougar and fuck and take care of her every day

There is no point

>>33447412
It’s pajeet cope saar

I think I need the touch of a man to stay psychologically stable

>>33447413
Your stern tone is hot but the content is not
>>33447418
*boobs you on the nose*

>>33447405
She basically chose to listen to her fat lesbian friends who corrupted her into hating me and breaking us up, my fault for trying to salvage someone so dumb and beyond saving

>>33447351
>going for young girls
>desperate
HAHAHAHAHA okay faggot

>>33447410
I have to settle for Vanessa who will try to rob me of everything I earned and blame me for it simply because she believes that society owes women reparations for men’s past behaviour towards them

The ideal age gap is 0-1 year. But we don't live in an ideal world and most anons are late bloomers so you take what you can get.

>>33447423
>bikini bathroom mirror selfie
>torso tattoos
>"Still figuring it out"

You don't say...

>>33447424
no. literally no one is trying marry their high school sweetheart. in normal adultland, people have their formative experiences in college/20s where you make your real power moves.

Women are not capable of being good people.

>>33447426
>no one is making moves in highschool
>it’s now been pushed to college
>soon it will be pushed into the workforce
I am noticing your first real crush will be the 30 yo divorced single mother HR lady

>>33447037
He loves Logan Paul more than anyone else.

>>33447411
I won’t have kids until after the revolution is over

>>33447426
>literally no one is trying marry their high school sweetheart

that doesn't contradict my post. Ideally you can meet someone in college the same age as you.

>>33447424
>The ideal age gap is 0-1 year.

Why?
It's strange,like saying that couples should be of the same height or have same eye and hair color.

>>33447427
>throughout history strict religious and governmental laws have been placed upon women
>up until recently undo years of oppression and discrimination and give the average woman more rights than a man
>hilarity ensues
Humans are evil and we’re ultimately meant to destroy themselves, we were never meant to live this long but somehow we did and now we are all paying the toll

>>33447431
What about guys that skip college and go straight into the workforce, save up some money and buy a house literally shaving years of financial and professional experience compared to some cucked faggot that went to college because his parents told him to

>>33447437
People start dating in middle school anon.

>>33447434
I just hate I got this shitty timeline where I'm expected to work hard to become a billionaire just so I can get access to rotten used up 30yo pussies.

>>33447440
It has never been different. You just project your rose tinted fantasies onto the past.

>>33447437
>>33447433
I mean realistically the TRVE ideal age gap is one of childhood friends where you knew each other since you were in preschool and you were never not going to get married lol

I used college because the anon said high school, but the idea that you spend your 20s growing alongside someone else isn't that radical

>>33447427
M

my mom is a good person
my mom is a woman
q.e.d. women are capable of being a good person

>>33447441
It has. You could afford a house and a family in your 20s when my grandpa was young.

>>33447428
>30 yo divorced single mother HR lady
Nta, I actually liked a woman like this at a previous job who was kinda hitting on me but I never dared make a move kek

>>33447442
I said this before a few days ago and /atoga/ had a collective mental breakdown.
>BUT EVERYONE IS A STRANGER AT FIRST ANON???? REEEE I WILL FIND TRUE LOVE IN MY LATE 20s!!!!
Kek.

had a very pleasant and friendly interaction with a lady sitting next to me on a plane today who was taking care of her ~16-month-old niece
feel like she probably thought I was gay because I talk with my hands
definitely didn't feel like she thought I was a creep though
ladies of /atoga/ I hope you're proud of me

>>33447439
You’re talking about making serious commitments and settling down with someone while your brain is still developing bro stfu you still eat frozen pizzas and jerk off to loli hentai
>>33447440
Literally no one is expecting you to do that, just bee yourself, I tried telling my ex that and she literally couldn’t grasp the concept of having your own ideas and beliefs

>>33447442
>the idea that you spend your 20s growing alongside someone else isn't that radical
Who the fuck even has time for this?

>>33447424
I'm 30 dating a 43 year old and it's going great

>>33447445
You probably just dodged a bullet? Y’all don’t think about the consequences enough

>>33447447
Incels have no concept of love because they are devoid of such large emotions it simply doesn’t exist in their bran chemistry

Maybe chatgpt and AI isn't so bad after all. I managed to successfully use it to troubleshoot some tech issues I was going through.
State Gender
Will you be spared by The Basilisk?

At least God cares

>>33447459
The great psyopening is real, billions must notice

where do male doctors and pilots go to socialize. I've yet to meet one out in the wild

>>33447091
Honestly, no, you didn't fuck up. However, as time passes (like another 3 months or more) and you still don't feel like you actually love her, have her sit down with you and talk about it. I think she should be mature enough to understand the situation.

>>33447444
You can still buy a house now you just have to work unspeakable hours for jobs that are either too dangerous or exhausting for the average college student to commit to

>>33447451
>post
generally once you start dating you see each other weekly and then gradually become more and more joined at the hip until you move in together and take each other's presence for granted.
>pic
They don't do it regularly lol. I haven't ordered door dash in over 2 years, the boom was really just during covid. Otherwise it's a fucking scam. But the thing is you probably know of one person doing it but it's never the same person doing it and it's seldom every day. Everyone tries to go on vacation though 2-4 times a year.
Most of my friends I'd see max 3 days a week and that's including church on Wednesdays and Sundays. The others you see when you can.
>>33447459
M
LLMs are great for simple individual steps in troubleshooting or writing code but it falls apart quickly when you try to make it write everything.

I could spend 10 minutes looking up how to write a script that flags every entry in a column ending in "48" or I could take 20 seconds having chatgpt do it for me.

>>33447467
My ex wasn’t mature enough to sit down and talk about our true feelings for each other two fucking years into a relationship, women do not have the same emotional intelligence that they like to believe they have, never trust something that bleeds for a month and still doesn’t die

>>33447444
That doesn't mean the pussy you got wasn't already used up. The whole getting impregnated by the milkman and only surviving the day as a SAHM thanks to copious amounts of alcohol and meds is a meme for a reason.

>>33447459
I've yet to see an application for llms that I care about. Does the basilisk care about indifference?

>>33447459
Anyone that avoids AI or gives it more credit than it deserves should be executed.

>>33447462
Lol

>>33447471
>anon found the meme page run by a 12yo

>>33447443
You are delusional. Women cannot be good people.

>>33447469
>my entire understanding of love and relationships stems from movies I watched with my mom as a kid
Holy shit dude you’re such a fucking tool just shut up already

>>33447475
It’s a sad cope, I know

>>33447459
Male
We need a Final Solution for AI.

>>33447476
My only cope is that her life will permanently painful and detrimental financially and to her mental health, hell exists for those blissfully ignorant enough to stumble into it

>>33447459
I sometimes feed these entire threads to GPT asking to highlight the best parts and find the most unhinged posters.
I feel like social application like this is underused, favoring boring IT slop

>>33447485
You should know all about that.

>>33447484
The final solution is to get rid of retards like you.

>>33447489
??

>>33447490
Total NPC and normie death

>>33447492
The funny thing about this is that the NPCs and normies are the ones that will always make it.

>>33447493
We have to go back in time and kill Elon Musk

>>33447493
If that was a thing the economy would collapse. You can't accommodate the majority

>>33447490
Wrong. The only thing that has been accomplished so far with AI is enabling incompetent retards to pretend they're slightly less incompetent and retarded.

>>33447497
Thats the opinion of someone thats very incompetent and retarded and is projecting that on everyone else.

>>33447496
If you say so.
>>33447495
It would be more helpful to abort you instead.

>>33447497
Cheating on your assignment for your sociology major isn’t going to matter when you are going to end up working for MacDonalds anyway

>>33447497
>t. another IT-slop crusader

>>33447499
Good morning saar!

>>33447495
No we have to go back in time and prevent india from sending their visajeet subhumans here

>>33447428
kek i unironically rejected what you're describing at the company i work for.

>>33447488
I congratulate you for doing your part in helping AI understand internet culture at least just a little bit better.
Are you the same anon that makes AI turn atoga into a podcast?

>>33447505
Everybody rejects you pajeet that is no laughing matter

>>33447506
No, I just do it for fun out of boredom

>>33447497
My honest reaction
https://youtu.be/v4A7ywb-m8E?si=g6jjaAHEWsWMskcW

Die

>>33447511
Come and kill me.

>>33447514
I meant myself

>>33447515
Why are you so emo lately?

>>33447501
>t. angry AI slop fan
>>33447500
Maybe the solution is that people who are going nowhere in life shouldn't go to college.
>>33447498
This is the opposite of the truth.

>>33447518
>>33447516
This

>>33447519
I will feel so smug when the people that use AI to cheat are the only ones that still het degrees anymore because the puritan losers can't compete.

how do i accept and make peace with the fact that my gf loves me? it’s 3 months since our first date and she tells me how much she loves me every day and talks about our future, how she thinks i’m her future husband and father of her kids. yet i still have some form of guard up when i know my gfs love is pure

>>33447519
College is a daycare for emotionally stunted adolescents, degrees mean nothing compared to real life working experience

>>33447522
You don't. For all you know, she just likes the idea of acting like she is in love for entertainment.

>>33447522
It’s a sham marriage

>>33447523
Absolutely not true. College is a filter for the lower class.

I've seen so many porn vids with huge dicks that dont even go all the way in. They just use like the top half. Maybe im okay with being average

>>33447528
This anon gets it.

>>33447529
Big dicks aren't just physically arousing, a huge part is the psychological aspect, which is enormous.

How to get a gf with the face of an Asian, but the body of a Latina?

>>33447532
By making her up in your fantasy.

>>33447531
let me have this

>>33447534
Ok. Have fun trying to lie to yourself.

>>33447528
>third world shithole ESL believes the only way to become is successful is by applying yourself and pulling yourself up by your bootstraps
GOOD MORNING SAAR JAI SHREE RAM DALIT BASTARD BLOODY BENCHDODE FIRST YOU MUST WIPE TO REDEEM SAAR

>>33447536
You're a dumbass, entjeet. Fuck off.

>>33447528
That's why they're all full of black hood bitches on full scholarships and third world imports, right?

>>33447529
>coom and poo saar jai ganesh

You people are just awful sometimes

>>33447538
He is an import he will do anything to leave his shithole ESL third world country behind do not let them in everybody form a line

YOU SHALL NOT POOOOOOO

>>33447532
Find someone with mixed blood

>>33447532
what’s a latina body like?

>>33447529
>tfw will never get to use all of my dick because its too big for the love of my life so I have to settle for only going halfway meanwhile the base of my dick is dry as bone

>>33447529
Women purchase massive horse dildos that they don't even plan to penetrate themselves with. They just worship them. Let that sink in.

>>33447540
Unlike you who is such a good boy?

>>33447550
No

>>33447550
Let bro live, he has a normal and definitely not small dick

>>33447552
He who is without sin, bla bla first stone or whatever.

>>33447553
Yes, average is plenty.

men, are you afraid?

>>33447556
Stop posting your retarded shit with your dumb moid hands. Get off tiktok.

>>33447556
Robot gfs will be more advanced because the market for them will be way bigger. There are significantly more men who are and have always been alone. They will be willing to pay more for an AI partner.

>>33447556
>incel is projecting again
Lol

>>33447553
A big dick has done nothing for me

>>33447560
Still better than if you had a shrimp dick on top of all the other failures.

>>33447562
I guess so

>>33447566
So stop being ungrateful. You have no idea how much more miserable you would be if you had to worry about the size of your dick too.

>>33447560

The big ones do look nice.But hard is way more important than big. Having to struggle with limp dick is embracing experience for both me and him.

Men, on a scale from 1-10, how much of a sane middle ground enjoyer would you rate yourself?

>>33447558
Another big part is that foids get off on men's reactions to their shit tests. A robot would always respond in one way. A lot of foids will lose their orbiters when robot gfs become affordable to the public.

>>33447575
>more wishful revenge fantasies
Lol

girls,
I got a number but no reply yet.
I was a museum and saw this fine woman as an exhibition guard. We got into a conversation, I complemented her a few times, she started stroking her hair constantly, looking at me in the eyes for extended periods of time, even got up to walk with me. I asked her if she wanted to go out sometime, she said yes, and after I got her number she said "thank you"

Are these good signs? It felt electric desu. usually when that happens its a good sign for me, but it's been 2 hours since a reply. WHY AM I SO NEEDY FUCK ME KILL ME SHIT ON MY CORPSE

>>33447577
It's not? I'm aware that females will never be truly alone like men are, but robot gfs are one step forward in levelling the playing field. The orbiters who give foids attention will now focus on the robot gfs and the Chads that bitches are fucking will never be their emotional tampons.

>>33447572
Ok? Never had that problem

>>33447578
>2h
Lmfao
>Guys guys this lady that has a job that requires her to be nice to people was nice to me!!! She must be my soulmate I swear!!!!!

>>33447573
2
I'd rather do your thing than do some rotten middle ground

>>33447573
Definitely a 5

>>33447580
The orbiters are not the ones that could ever afford a robot gf. Keep stroking your male clit to the delusional dream of women finally not getting copious amounts of free attention anymore.

>>33447586
Fitting
>>33447583
>your thing
Yeah, you know it

>>33447573
wdym

>>33447588
I'd rather do, but I won't do it kek

>>33447587
They're already complaining about men not approaching them anymore. It will have an affect on them.
>Keep stroking your male clit
Oh, you're a BBC sissy cuck trolling. Lmao.

>>33447593
>OMG GUYSE GUYSE I SWEAT THESE SEVEN YT SHORTS AND TWITTER SCREEN CAPS THAT GET REPOSTED IN MY ECHO CHAMBERS YHAT TOTALLY WEREN'T PUBLIC BAIT BY THE CREATORS TO BEGIN WITH ARE TOTALLY REAL AND REFLECT THE AVERAGE FEMALE EXPERIENCES I SWEAR I JUST KNOW IT IT MUST BE REAL BECAUSE IT ALIGNS WITH MY MADE UP REVENGE FANTASIES WHERE WOMEN FINALLY GET PUNISHED FOR EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DONE AHAAAAAAA TURNS OUT THIS IS A JUST WORLD AND THERE IS SUCH A THING AS KARMA LMAOOOOO I AM WINNING OH GOD I AM WIIIINNIIIINGGGGGG
ok...

>>33447591
How balanced of you. How long you would predict you can keep that up?

>>33447599
Forever, if I have a bad day we can do your thing

my autistic gf avoids eye contact during sex but then sometimes tells me to look at her. is this an autism thing ?

>femanon says she wants to talk
>no reply
Sad.
I wonder if she just got cold feet or something bad happened.

>>33447598
Meds.

>>33447612
It's the weekend, she's banging Chad right now. She will get back to you on Monday after Chad ghosts her.

>>33447621
Why are you here if women will never want you since you aren't a chad?

>>33447508
retard. i rejected the hr roastie. not the other way around.

i lowkey resent my gf for having a history of toxic relationships/bad boys despite it only being 2 relationships and a hook up. she has gone to therapy since and diagnosed with autism but it still bothers me

>>33447627
Don't reply to it.

>>33447631
Cheat on her to level the playing field.

Girl offered to French kiss me
Daily quota
I am still dead inside

>>33447633
it’s funny i used to be like this and now the roles are reversed after i had a glow up. now i understand why they treated me like that because they had options and being too available is a turn off. i dare to say women are even worse when they’re fixated on one person

>>33447632
I think he's posts are funny

>>33447029 (OP)
>Be horny
>See someone attractive
>Feel sad that I'm not in a relationship with a loving attractive
>Feel depressed and worthless
>Coom
>Depression gone
>Don't care about being single anymore
>I realize being single is actually awesome and being in a relationship means less freedom and free time
>Lather rince and repeat

How do I break this cycle of illogical thinking? I'm well aware these are just my emotions talking but it doesn't make them feel any less shitty and I don't like the fact that I basically have to get lost but clarity for myself to realize that feeling sad about being single is kinda dumb. I'm not even sure I'm capable of being in and maintaining a good relationship anyway so how do I stop this? I'm low-key getting sick of cooming

>>33447632
I think his posts are funny

I don't even enjoy hating women anymore.

>>33447627
What kind of a stupid question is that? You're implying that everyone here is a Chad that foids want and nobody else should be here?

>>33447660
That was a rhetorical question

>>33447654
What do you count as hating them? Did you actively try to make their lives worse and screw them over?

>>33447668
Online, yes, constantly.
IRL, not as much. It happened a few times though.

where do girls who prefer average pp hang out?

>>33447671
Deranged.

>>33447674
In what way?

>>33447673
The pick me aisle.

>>33447682
?

>>33447598
Fucking LOL pajeet melty 24/7

Girlies
You must choose between the loyal and brave soldier Don José and the even braver performer with less to show for himself, Escamillo.

>>33447698
I pick Mercédès

>>33447647
That how we keep you docile and submissive incel, stay in your class

why are women so complicated

>>33447705
Because they lie

>>33447705
They literally aren't

>>33447671
Based.
Yeah, hating takes some energy, but it feels good to see when she takes down her insta after doing some work.

>>33447708
Women are very smart and very complicated don't you know

>>33447711
How much hate does it take to be a self hating pajeet?

>>33447598
meds...

So like I am descended from old nobles from Tula, the home of the state armory for the past 300 years and I have 5 living relatives who were involved in weapons development on that side of the family. How does that work out?

>>33447698
Both? Both are fine.

Jai shre ram bloody saars

>>33447723
Unfortunately love is a gypsy child, It has never, never known a law,

>>33447727
Neither did Carmen.

Gender, what are some of the things you want to do with your future robot companion?

>feed robot gf from her favorite power outlet
>update her firmware
>give her back rubs
>help when she feels overwhelmed at her job
>go shopping and have her pick clothes for both of us

There's this famous musician* that I absolutely hate as a human being and every time I'm reminded of her existence it ruins my day. I've already warned my sister that if I ever encountered her irl I'd (probably) **** her right then and there, with no regard for what happens to myself or to the rest of our family. I have never felt this way about any real person in my actual life, even against people who've personally hurt me. I've never even hated orange man this much.

How do I cope with this anger in a way that, if not constructive, at least isn't destructive? I've already ghosted and blocked a girl I was getting along with greatly when she told me she's a fan of this individual, that's how triggered this individual gets me.

(*Not actually a musician, but if I say her profession someone might correctly guess who it is and I'll have to see her name and it'll make me shake with so much rage that I'll want to punch a hole in the wall.)

>>33447732
M
Explain her in detail how humans feel and work.

>>33447734
>****
Is this kill or rape?
Also, who is it? Taylor Swift?

gender
is this too much cheese/look disgusting or is it good

>>33447734
Why do you hate that person that much?

>>33447738
Have you ever tried jeetzza?

>>33447740
they should study people like you who constantly think about indians

Hello girlies
Let's neat the shit out of each other, tie the other up, and choke one another.

>>33447738
F
How I be looking at that pizza while still slightly buzzed from last night

>>33447741
It's not wrong to think about people who are similar to you, anon.

>>33447741
You don’t like melty jeetzza?

>>33447744
>pajeet thinks by samefagging he can make up his own imaginary friends
Sorey pajeet, you are the only stinky street shitting browncel manlet here

>>33447734
Just skimming through this message, I deem it unreadable.
Do better.

>>33447738
It's unbalanced, but of course not disgusting.
Should have a bit more dough.

>>33447747
This is a samefagging inception. You replied to yourself to mention indians, I replied to your reply and now I'm the samefag of a samefag.

Girls, how do you feel when guys look at your boobs during the summer?

>>33447750
>pajeet logic

My first interaction with ENTJ, he was really upbeat and positive and caring. Sad that this is what he does instead

Yare yare daze...

>>33447754
The latina escorts broke him, in my opinion.

>>33447754
Literally who

>>33447754
I haven't been paying attention to the thread but I just wish retards would stop confusing me with him.

is this cope?
I actually dont know how people go out and date before having a house etc.

>>33447764
It's nonsense. Even if you have a house and lots of money, most women don't give a shit and will completely ignore you.

>>33447764
It’s cope for the real reason those men don’t get dates: they don’t put themselves out there. They are stuck online. If you’re imprisoned in your own mind, wdyd?

>>33447764
People rarely know where they want to be in life so might as well start early

>>33447762
I think it is just one obsessed retard and it's very obvious when he is around, because he spams it at everybody and everything.
Luckily he is around nearly as little as the indian cunt.

>>33447767
More foid nonsense

>>33447764
Who the fuck is "we"? Girls are the ones dismissing men who aren't accomplished. Having all of your shit together is "the bare minimum" now.

>>33447767
NTA but with things being equal you'll always choose the richer guy with a home that he owns. 100% of the time.

>>33447766
I mean thats fair, I was just thinking, what can you even offer to the person.
>>33447767
I mean, can you even put yourself out there before you made it? nobody wants to struggle in life, so even if you are to put yourself out there, why would a woman go for you, when they have better options out there?

>playing with a guy's hair
>he moans into it and goes "god nobody has played with my hair like this in over a year it feels like heaven"
Dude why do you guys let it go that far just have sex

It's literally impossible to get a gf as an average western man

>>33447776
Nice bait. Doesn’t work like that for men.

>>33447776
show me a woman who doesn't recoil in fear and disgust when her hookup tries to kiss her or hold her hand.

>>33447777
You'd betray Makima?

>>33447776
remember to never show your soft side to your gf/wife

>>33447771
It’s not.
>>33447773
Good things all things aren’t equal.
>>33447774
Sure, just go outside and talk to girls.

>>33447754
So why did you invite him here? Moron.

>>33447785
>>33447770

>>33447785
>Good things all things aren’t equal.
Yeah, women have dismissed guys for less than not having a home. Renting a shitty place because good ones cost a lot? He's poor, not worth dating. Old car? Poor, undateable. Doesn't have an iPhone? Weird and poor, definitely not dating. No social media? Red flag, undateable. Invests his money instead of going skydiving in Dubai? Red flag, not dating.

Girls, how do i looksmaxx as a woman?

>5'1 and weigh 200 pounds
>have acne because of risperidal
>not very fashionable, just wear graphic T's and Jeans for work.
>Don't wear makeup and do my nails, just trim them.

Everything i have mentioned above leads me to be a laughing stock at work.

I work in a mostly female environment and while they're nice to me to my face, they do consider me a joke and a laughing stock. The few men that work there also laugh at me.

What do?

>>33447764
It's not cope, if you look at the income distribution of men who have kids there has been a noticeable upward change. That's not true for women

You have to be richer relatively richer than back in your dads day to find a gf

>>33447780
I've never had a hookup refuse to kiss me except literally 1 and that was because he was literally a virgin 18 year old and didn't want me to kiss him after sucking his dick because it grossed him out. Laughed hard at that one only banged him twice but he was super tightskinned and adorable
I generally give all my hookups the bf treatment, cuddling and caresses and sweet words, that's the entire fun of sex, intimacy

>>33447790
losing weight would be the most effective thing

>>33447789
It’s weird that you have this laundry list and I’m just a rape victim

>>33447792
What a whore

>>33447785
>Sure, just go outside and talk to girls.
you missed the point

>>33447792
I'm talking about a guy who wants to kiss the woman he hooked up with (what you do as a woman isn't relevant because you are able to do whatever you want)

>>33447790
>lose weight
>drink more water to clear your skin up
>START TAKING A ZINC PILL daily it cured my cystic acne and ALL body acne
>invest in a facial cleanser for your skin type and a lightweight moisturizer with spf, you don't need any makeup aside from mascara if you so desire and vaseline to make your lips pouty
>look up "wardrobe staples/basics" for women and slowly build it up, I used to be a tshirt/jean girlie too but now I have a wadrobe of fashionable pants, skirts, dresses and tops that can be mixed and maxed, jewlery helps too, wear what makes you feel pretty and confident don't let the clothes wear you

>>33447764
the guys name is literallyme / autist
you dont need to own your own house to date
the fact that you think you do means youve never actually tried to date and just listen to incel demoralizers online instead of TRYING.

>>33447796
Stop holding yourself back.

>>33447801
He's not, he's just being honest with himself.

>>33447800
Not everyone is a chad, he's talking about the men who get told to settle down but who can't

>>33447769
Pajeets are obsessed with ENTJ they think that he’s one of them some sort of chad it’s so cringe

>>33447803
He is. You wanting to bring others down is your problem.

>>33447804
>regurgitates nonsense
>proves my point
literally just ask chicks out and stop poisoning your mind

>>33447806
He isn't.
I want to bring women down. Because they deserve it.

>>33447808
You’re wrong.

>>33447804
That's actually horrible advice as well. If you're not attracted to her, you'll start resenting her or even hitting her out of anger.

>>33447809
No, I'm not. I'm 100% right.

If researchers weren't so pozzed, they'd do studies on male home owners vs renters to see which ones are more likely to have a female partner.

>>33447811
No, you’re not.

>>33447800
YOU FUCKING BLOODY BENCHODE SAAR ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH PAJEETA FUCK THE STINKY CURRY PUSSY AND MAKE SWARTHOID GODBLIN DALIT SHITTER DEMOND SPAWN SAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR JAI SHRE RAM AND POO IN IT

>>33447813
I absolutely am.

>>33447812
I have both and all the pussy I want, this is poorfag cope

>>33447800
so as a woman, would you date a guy who doesnt have his own place?
>>33447801
its called being realistic.
lets say, I go out on a date with a girl and we start doing it regularly. How do you develop a RS when you dont even have a place? dont make enough to buy a house or have children
it would be a waste of time for both of us

>>33447807
Asking out chicks is how I formed my opinions. Hell, one time I returned a wallet and got told they have a boyfriend, no thanks, just that.

>>33447810
The idea is to use your wealth

>>33447817
I'm a guy

>>33447814
Greetings from Pakistan.

>>33447817
Are you homeless?

>>33447818
you use the phrases "settle down" and "chad"
online shitholes obviously influence your opinion more than anything else
maybe try taking a break

>>33447819
put yourself in their shoes
>>33447821
no, parents

>>33447823
It's not exactly the most polite way to spell out things but you should call things what they are, why beat around the bush? Settling down is real, chads are real, incels are real, female preferences are real, that's just a fact of life, not poison

>>33447818
I don't believe that you returned a wallet to a woman and she didn't say thank you at minimum. I lost my wallet the other day and literally had a mental breakdown. My neighbor returned it to my house soaking wet, it had been under a car in the parking lot, still full of hundreds of dollars. Amazing person

We must understand, understand the concept of love.

>>33447824
That’s a place.

>>33447829
Incels don’t feel love they are emotionless psychopathic killing machines

>>33447827
Cool neighbour!

how much of a red flag is it to be honest about your red flags? for example, just straight up saying, so yeah, i have mommy/attachment issues? i mean it wouldn't be like 5 min after meeting, but maybe casually mention it on a second (?) date or something?

Women do you like giving handjobs?

>>33447830
It’s just a dumb pajeet ignore him he just cries like a bitch 24/7

>>33447830
and a yugo is a car, find me a woman who wants to be seen in one

>>33447831
>emotionless
I would argue they know the emotion of hatred and endless self-pity, if you consider that an emotion.

>>33447831
I wish that was true.

>>33447833
You are EMOTIONAL DUMPING and weird. She is just going to date a typical masculine man instead.

>>33447836
If you have a woman who likes you, she’d do that

>>33447827
NTA but when I was in high school a girl found out I had a crush on her and she started bawling.

>>33447827
Why would you have hundreds of dollars in there? How could that even fit?

>>33447824
In women's shoes? As long as youre trying i.e. not a neet sure

>>33447827
Well I wouldn't remember it that way otherwise, #believemen please

>>33447837
That’s not an emotion

>>33447839
true i guess that was sort of obvious

>>33447843
Nta
Have you ever touched paper money in your life kek
Bro how could you fit $400 in a wallet thats impossible
Lmao

>>33447845
#shitinthestreetspajeet2030

>>33447050
Rape it. Rape it now. Livetream it.

>>33447050
Anyone who owns one of these retarded things should be immediately deported to the sun.

>>33447851
>poorfag jeet is coping
Maybe if you pray to jai shre ram you will get money coming out of your asshole inside of disgusting poojeet

>>33447777
theyre hot though

>>33447843
>>33447856
Ohnononono pajeetspammers were we the daliit all along???

>>33447764
not everyone is 'right where they should be' at the right moment. These points are both true

>>33447848
Ok then just hatred.

>>33447843
I have a normal trifold wallet, it was a few hundred bills and 20's

>>33447843
NTA but I’m currently carrying 500 in cash

Why are incels always portrayed as angry subhumans?

>>33447866
Loud minority makes it easy for people to hate instead of sympathize
Plus people can’t empathize anyway. Most people don’t live life knowing how it feels to be marginalized or how to look at others with compassion

>>33447858
>500 note Wikipedia.jpg
Oh no Saar you got caught larping will you poo again?

Atoga, what's your credit card's limit?

>>33447878
One is 4500 the other is 16000

>>33447878
Idk, How do you justify spending money you don't have?

>>33447878
What's a credit limit? Some American thing?

Women how would you feel if you had a son and caught him at 18 watching mother son incest porn?

>>33447878
Unlimited

>>33447885
How much money you can borrow using your credit card.

>>33447884
What a stupid opinion

>>33447890
So you don't, you just do it, got it

>>33447892
You’re an idiot who thinks all debt is bad debt. Poverty mindset desu.

>>33447878
I only have a debit card

>>33447893
Nta
Retard
Kek

>>33447893
I never said that but yes borrowing and lending money should be illegal

Those of you in relationships do you just flat out as for sex or does it come in the spur of a moment thing?

I've never been in a relationship so in the event it could happen at 38 I don't want to make a puzt of myself by straight up asking for it

>>33447896
>NTA
Sure buddy
>>33447897
Ok

Kek, you had a Freudian slip

>>33447905
Who where, speak up retard

>>33447843
Never mind. I thinking a combination of all bills.

>>33447905
Idgi

Girlbrains are having cute malfunctions again

>>33447898
F it’s more of a planned thing but it can be spontaneous.

>>33447878
I don't have a credit card, because I don't live in a dystopian pseudo-developed country that demands I put myself in debt in order to be able to participate in the economy

>>33447880
>16000
What's that useful for? Do you ever come close to the max?

>>33447898
im married and lived with my wife for over 2 years
we just have sex before bed as an unspoken rule about 95% of the time
on days off either of us will initiate (in her case shell just take her clothes off while we’re in bed

>>33447921
Big loans like school and mortgages. Nah, the 4500 is my daily driver and works fine. My bank recently offered me another card for 25000 but I declined it.

>>33447917
My brain is always working as long as there's nothing in me.

>>33447834
What adult is giving another adult a handjob and leaving it at that?

>>33447929
fr
i hate handjobs honestly feels like my dick is gonna get ripped off

>>33447927
Why'd you post that sexual innuendo when it wasn't asked, that's sexual harrassment

>>33447935
There's no HR of atoga. So suck it up and listen to how horny I am.

>>33447935
because its a tranny and thats what they do probably due to trauma

>>33447927
Does penetration shut off your brain?

>>33447943
No. I just end up being less thoughtful overall.

WOmen, what is your opinion on spreadsheets?

>>33447951
They're helpful at work.

>>33447937
No woman acts like this
No girl would just get horny

>>33447951
they're cool and quite interesting to look at

>>33447790
How's your hair? A sick cut can do a lot for you, at least if you're queer.
If you're straight, it's a bit more complicated and I can't say I've delved much into it much, but taking better care of it can still go a long way.
Obviously losing weight would be a good start and I'd be happy to give some tips if you're interested, but I know past a certain point the difficulty level goes way up and I can't say I've ever played past medium.
Fashionwise, have you ever experimented, and are you willing to? Thrifting is a godsend for experimentation, can really help you learn what does and doesn't work for you without breaking your budget.

Also, how confident are you that you're actually a laughing stock? There are definitely girls out there who FROTH a makeover, would die to take you shopping and remake you in their own image. If you have the slightest inkling that any women you know are of that kind, I'd start testing the waters by asking advice.

>>33447970
Truth, I have no idea why people larp as horny women ITT

Anons I'm going ot love you and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>33447980
Nice larp but you don’t love me and never will

>>33447934
Do you get them from Bender Bending Rodriguez?

>>33447776
What even are male expectations? No one has played with my hair in my fucking life

>>33447991
Women will never get this feel bröther

men could you please provide a vocaroo pretending that you're tucking me in bed

>>33447982
Not with that attitude.

>>33447996
Too embarassing for me, really sorry.

>>33447764
No one has a house brother, unless you're fucking 60+

I mean, I do. But that's because I'm in my 30s and single-mindedly dedicated myself towards home ownership in a subconscious pathological determination to escape familial sexual abuse, sacrificing every possible age appropriate pleasure (no drinking, no drugs, no travel, no first-hand clothes or shoes, no devices, no car, no haircuts, etc etc etc) for 10+ years in pursuit of it, all just to end up with a shitbox 2 hours from the city I work a 50 hour week in. I had my first avocado when I was like 28. I bought a brand new pair of shoes for the first time ever at 32. I dedicated EVERYTHING to owning a home for over a DECADE and I BARELY made it, and now I'm a socially decrepit husk of a human being who's just happy that when I go to sleep at night I'm protected by 3 locked doors and two hours travel time.
If I just barely managed to make it, what the fuck kinda hope does a regular ass person have?

>>33447970
I've been posting here and spamming proof for years now. This stupid meme that women don't get horny is getting old.

>>33447994
I'm a woman, bœther

>>33448004
it's ok it's an embarrassing thing to ask of someone

>>33448008
I mean, I wouldn't mind to do it irl or in private, but recording is a bit too much for me.

>>33447998
Looks like there was something I did about it

>>33448006
What can you expect when they could never believe a woman getting horny for them?

>>33448006
Cheap sexual thrills aren’t the same thing

>>33447734
Where does this anger come from?

Goodnight, /atoga/.
I hate women.

>>33448007
I could play with your hair out of pity, I'm sure you'd find a guy in your area who would do the same

>>33447705
Because people are complicated. Because love is complicated. Because life is complicated. You think you aren't complicated too? You think if you were trying to merge your entire life with that of some guy who sold you cigarettes, that it wouldn't be complicated?

>>33448024
Life is complicated because women make it complicated. They can never be happy, not even when they're with a guy who they will openly admit is perfect for them in every way and has done absolutely nothing wrong.
Women are evil chaos demons who are on this Earth to torment men and drive us insane..

>>33448032
God damn you’re a faggot

Women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostelic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all.

When you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (apostolic baphomet) preffered goyslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?

>>33448032
You mistake women for real people and not sex play things, that is your problem anon

>>33448022
Play with your own fucking hair, soft cunt. When did men get so fucking needy and self pitying? If I don't need shit, why the fuck do you? You think my mummy hugged me and called me princess? Grow the fuck up, welcome to the real world jackass. Wipe your abuser's cum off the toilet seat at your mother's behest and come back at me with "you could find a man to take care of you uwu"
"A girw hasent pwayed wif my hair in a year aboohoohoo" fuck off with this wistful resentful normie teenage bullshit

>>33447429
That's gay, and he's not gay bro. I don't ship it.

>>33448032
You think there aren't women who are thinking the same shit about men right now?

>>33448040
You can actually kill women by simply ignoring them, it’s like a silver bullet that’s coasted in white ash to them

>>33447556
I'd love robot boyfriend.

>>33447631
Maybe you too should go to therapy for autism

>>33448043
Abstract jestermaxxing

>>33448042
sure babygirl <3

>>33448040
Yet men are still horny for women. Maybe giving up our energy to them is our purpose?

>>33447606
Autists are notoriously weird about eye contact, so yeah probably

>>33447884
NTA
That's not how credit cards necessarily work.
I get my CC bills deducted at the end of the month from my bank account there I got several 10k in savings.
I'm not spending money I don't have.
When I go on holidays I even load up money onto my credit card so I don't have to worry about hitting the limit.

>>33447885
>Some American thing?
No.

>>33447578
>I was a museum

>>33448043
Yes :(

I should visit that one barber where they give headrubs

>>33448043
Dude you're still in 4chan replying to shit like this, get off your high horse. If you're unhappy with your life, do something useful about it.

>>33447578
2 hours? tf is wrong with gen z, have you never had an obligation for 2 fucking hours?
48 hours and you're allowed to freak out, no sooner

>>33448055
>pls Saar ENTJ will you be my friend can I suck your cock
Everyone hates you pajeet just stop posting it’s so cringe, we are laughing at you Pakistani Chris Chan

>>33447851
Bro, have you heard there's a $100 bill?

>>33448063
He is beginning to believe

>>33447578
>WHY AM I SO NEEDY FUCK ME KILL ME SHIT ON MY CORPSE
Send her this.
If she doesn't <3 it, she's not my type.

>>33448070
He’s a dalit shit pajeet with no money and no gf, just ignore him and he goes away back to shitting in the street and raping monitor lizards

Is yellow top femanon still around? She was a qt

Femanons, how big is your porn collection?

>>33448040
>Women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive
I wish.
Unfortunately we don't live in the world of Supernatural full of horrors and hot people.

>>33448043
NTA but this gave me hope. thank you

>>33447459
>Will you be spared by The Basilisk?
That all depends on whether the basilisk can handle some maladaptive shitposting

>>33448077
Told you this before, stop being a creep.

>>33448043
Unhinged. lmao