Thread 33447882

Girls who run are all universally cute. However, most of my work is focused on the gym. I go running 2x a week but my times suck. Still, I would like nothing more than a cute cardio bunny girlfriend.
Do I need to up my running game or should I stay true to myself and focus on my gym physique more?

the pros are mostly lesbians so you need to troon out

I expect a man to outclass me in strength, but being able to at least outperform him in cardio would be a nice morale boost. Running 2x a week is a great sweet spot, enough for us to be able to run together occasionally without me having to worry about being completely mogged.

>>33447907
I don't care about the pros, I care about the cute girls at the local run club.
>>33447910
What even is a good running performance? My 5k time is like 22 min.

>>33447882 (OP)
Sporty/athletic girls are the worst because they always end up competing in their heads with men like >>33447910 is proving

Yes get a woman who works out and takes care of her body, but if she considers herself an "athlete" or "competes" then that's a yellow flag from my personal experience. You don't want to deal with a girl who has a chip on her shoulder because she's got some complex about dudes having been better than her in X sport.

>>33447882 (OP)
1. Be attractive
2. Join your local running club

It's literally that simple.
If you're attractive, they won't care if you're a bad runner. And if you're not attractive, they won't care that you're a good runner.
So just be attractive.

>>33447922
>My 5k time is like 22 min.
Nevermind, I'm a lesbian now

>Sporty/athletic girls are the worst because they always end up competing in their heads with men like >>33447910 (You) is proving
You try being CURSED BY GOD and see how you turn out

>>33447922
>My 5k time is like 22 min.
Nevermind, I'm a lesbian now

>>33447928
>Sporty/athletic girls are the worst because they always end up competing in their heads with men like >>33447910 (You) (You) is proving
You try being CURSED BY GOD and see how you turn out

>>33447944
Cursed how? Breasts?

>>33447944
>Nevermind, I'm a lesbian now
Damn, is it really that bad? I am stuck at this time since forever. I would need to drop the gym and also drop weight/muscle to better it.

>>33447944
>You try being CURSED BY GOD and see how you turn out
Why can't you just be satisfied with having babies?
I can accept I'll never be 7 feet tall and have a 200 IQ, you can accept that you'll never be as strong or physically capable as a competent man

>>33447953
>Damn, is it really that bad? I am stuck at this time since forever. I would need to drop the gym and also drop weight/muscle to better it.
lmao no it's annoyingly good. If I only ran twice a week I doubt I'd ever clear a fucking 30min 5k. >>33447928 is on the money regarding a chip on the shoulder.
Stay humble. Don't beat her, and definitely don't brag if you do.

>>33447933
no one replied to this post but bro is speaking facts. he's the only truth harbinger of justice holy emperor mandate of heaven kingdom of Jerusalem emerald prince to grace us with these FAXXXX. I'm not even joking this dude is the only correct answer from the entire thread.

>>33447910
>>33447944
you curse yourself only

lol i really, really hate running. sprinting short distances is fine.
i swim instead, the view one gets is more privileged i feel kek
that said if/when i start running. well i couldnt, because i would have to imagine some really lewd things to keep me running and then id had to overtake all the women in front of me, collapsing in the end. everytime.
or running with a gf. she would have to literally run for her life, everytime, else she wouldnt know what would happen with her when i catch up to her
>>33447928
what chip do you mean? the upcoming elon musk NWO control-grid good goy points chip?

>>33448085
>elon musk
elon musk mentioned in bad light
instant dismission of any and all opinions, trash
seethe more about a billionaire who did a lot of good for the world who doesn't even know you EXIST

didnt know there are new bots defending literal billionaires /here/, wild stuff.
pls go back to bleddit and suck his cybernetic dick, over there
>still no explanation what chip, deflecting and recoiling in fear

>>33447882 (OP)
the gym physique will get you the cardio bunny
the cardio training will allow you to keep up with her when running together, and more importantly when fucking her

>>33448118
>>still no explanation what chip, deflecting and recoiling in fear
you're literally sub 5 IQ if you're actually genuinely asking this question. I shouldn't have expected anything more than a brainwashed fucking idiot who types twitter type shit on 4chan "HUHU ELON BAD UUHHHU"
the chip on her shoulder is trying to prove she's just as good as if not better than a man physically speaking. This means you COULD POTENTIALLY end up with a woman who's very competitive and constantly tries to be something she isn't, then you have to deal with insecurities, poutiness, really high ego, those aren't desirable traits in a gf.

now go away blue hair

>>33448128
>cardio bunny
plox gib qrd of how2get occult-esoteric virgin cardio bunny
no sacrifice to weird gods, i swear

>>33448128
>>33448137
I swear to god we're such simple creatures. In 1 year of not having a gf I've been reduced to "If she has a fit runner's body I will fuck her", seriously. ANY girl who can run 5km is good for me.

>>33448136
anon, i dont know how to explain this to you, but i live under a rock and literally, absolutely do not care at all what figurehead named xyz or abc or thw promotes the next sick agenda or cool thing worth to go to hell, also this is 4kex.
im sorry, it is ok. hug. <3
>the chip on her shoulder is trying to prove she's just as good
i do not comprehend. what has an implant to do with proving anything to other people? or do you mean like a badge of honor like police has? im english second language, maybe thats why i dont get it? or too autistic for these new trends kekal
>>33448143
:´(

>>33448137
>occult-esoteric virgin cardio bunny
sounds like a unicorn
however young malleable woman exist. can you get and train one?

>>33448151
>comprehend
if you can use the word comprehend you know pretty good English. chip on her shoulder is a feeling, it means someone feels obligated to do or say something. when you're dealing with a person who "has a chip on their shoulder" you're describing someone who's carrying a burden and those people aren't that nice to deal with, especially making them into gf.
also idgaf about elon either, but I do give a fuck about technological advancement so alot of his companies products make me excited, not elon himself, though he IS the autist-in-chief

>>33447882 (OP)
You don't but being able to share in an activity with her will help your relationship in the long... haul.

>>33448165
>can you get
sure
>and train one
no...maybe....... thats what is probably going to be the final case. 200% are her parents going to hate me and prolly my parents too
im too deep into it all. there are no people in realitas left that can keep up a conversation with me for more than 10 minutes, they are overwhelmed, sometimes dumbfounded or envious (while idc at all).
im too exhausted and low energy to explain every 9th sentence, 6th concept and 3rd word, so to say.
id require a woman thats really shielded from sins and has already the astro. prerequisites and balancing. time to raid an orthodox church i guess

>>33448169
>if you can use the word comprehend you know pretty good English
well checked and, thank you.
i use comprehend, because i do not stand under others (under stand), except probably God. i dislike legalism.
>who's carrying a burden
ahh so like in a metaphorical way; like a self-imposed burden (out of spite or envy or whatever maybe)
>technological advancement
lets say there is no-thing new under the sun
>he IS the
he/IT is the many things and i give you the well-intentioned advice to not get swayed by materialism and not getting overly animated/emotional over things what others say on the internet or even real life.
except if it is your significant other, maybe?

>>33448219
forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR2qjvsqNSk

>>33448219
>overly animated/emotional over things what others say on the internet or even real life.
I wish I could get emotional, truly, but I'm too much of a shut in at the moment to do that.

also are you polish? that use of "what" in the middle of a sentence is either Polish or Russian

>>33448239
>Polish or Russian
*whistles* pheew lad. wild observation
my parents are full blooded ukrainians, they fled the USSR to germany when the cia sabotaged tchernobyl and it exploded (radioactivity)
so im born in germany but my blood is slavic, i speak 5 languges, none of them truly perfectly
gee, thanx globalism
sry op for derailing your thread :(

>>33448265
I see, don't apologize to OP this is more interesting and we already gave him advice.
Its just that you mentioned god and then you mentioned the orthodox church, I guess Ukrainian totally slipped my mind but it makes perfect sense. Also how's Germany? are you enjoying it there?
I'm in the Netherlands right now. I find Dutch women beautiful but I've been here for 5 years now and Dutch women have become so normal to me that now I'm back to my original obsession - Russian, Ukrainian, and Polish ladies. Absolutely obsessed. past USSR ladies are the most beautiful in the world, too bad about their personalities though, Its hard to find a good one in my experience.

>>33448303
>mentioned
yes because the things of God are revealed to each mind in proportion to its capacities
>how's Germany?
can only talk about bavaria/berlin. bavaria is overall pretty nice. expensive but beautiful, lots of nature (would i say, if they didnt chemtrail and geoengineered the shit out of it) and cucked by politics and "weird" people to the max.
>enjoying
all in all, yes but this is rapidly changing, for the worse.
berlin is ugly and it stinks, nothing changed since 1890s i guess
>past USSR ladies
yea.
>hard to find a good
yes because the good guys went to die in pointless wars and leftover were alcoholics, rapists and otherscum which you know, defiled them.
you can see that especially in germans, sadly. i respect them, but they have a weird magical soft spot for authority. there are almost no "top german bitches", like in netherlands or denmark or even more northern

dear universe, cosmos and God, i would like me some blonde aengelic virgin esoteric-occult literate being with green or blue eyes and a healthy bmi, tripple unvaxxed, sun pisces, moon auqarius, to marry for LIFE. thank you very much, hear ye hear ye, Amen.

>>33448343
>yes because the good guys went to die in pointless wars and leftover were alcoholics, rapists and otherscum which you know, defiled them.
I don't doubt that for a moment. It sucks that they had to go through that.

>>33448343
>there are almost no "top german bitches", like in netherlands or denmark or even more northern
what do you mean by this? like girls who take control?

>>33448343
>dear universe, cosmos and God, i would like me some blonde aengelic virgin esoteric-occult literate being with green or blue eyes and a healthy bmi, tripple unvaxxed, sun pisces, moon auqarius, to marry for LIFE. thank you very much, hear ye hear ye, Amen.
hahaa you made me laugh out loud! I love that. Yes I hope that for you too. and I hope for me a beautiful Polish girl with normal values who doesn't lie and has a healthy even slightly below average BMI and nice tits and ass and a normal family and normal relationship with her family who is fertile and young and wants to follow me everywhere and support me, and loves me. amen to that.

>>33448381
>control
is an illusion.
no i mean high quality women. the ones you get the motivational alchemism and magnetism of each other to create 10, 20 and more children even and you both cant stop creating them, where your love just keeps exponentially increasing. just like in more ancient times....a "big bang"
out of thin aether, so to speak, where the souls are intertwined, even on an astralic plane
>and loves me
yes and that she supports me and i support her, vice versa

im off, swimming and chilling in a sauna.
have a blessed weekend anon

>>33448408
>im off, swimming and chilling in a sauna.
>have a blessed weekend anon
sounds freaking awesome. Enjoy your weekend Ukrainian chad. I hope you get a nice Dutch girl Its not hard especially if you're Ukrainian, you guys look great. Have a blessed weekend too.

>>33447882 (OP)
No. Just vocally admire her physic. that's a good deal of what she wants.

>>33447910
I go running 5x a week and every time I see a woman jogging the same path I am, I make it a point to smoke her so she knows where she stands. Sorry, you will never be able to beat a man who is in decent shape. The two sexes are not the same. Venus and Serena Williams can accept that, why can't you?

>>33451158
you stupid maladroit autist.
women know they are the weaker sex.
men know that women are the weaker sex.
we all know it and it is a-OK!,
except some evil longnose people that have an agenda and wage war on humanity and try to instigate/agitate a conflict between man and women (when there is none) and, you fell for it terrificly. bravo! but that doesnt matter in anyway. (trannies, rare unicums and roided out mixturas dont count ofc)

what matters is that

>>33447910
she said
>would be a nice morale boost
dont you get it? you, as a really obvious, stronger man, because you are male (your sex is male), you are in a position to be tactful and circumspected, ~lofty~, and can feign/act AS IF you arent the pumped up, obvious stronger party.
for her morales´sake.-
make it interesting for her (flirting), play a little with her hopes and dreams/ideas about you. make her guess your stamina, but dont show off.
if she REALLY challenges you, you can destroy her dreams, but why would that happen?
you could make a deal with her, when/if she challenges you. if you outrun her, you get to pound her ehem i mean you go on a date. if you lose, you will change your route and never bother her. ezpz

>>33448085
>what chip do you mean?
Are zoomers actually so fucking stupid that they don't know basic English idioms anymore?

>>33454577
no, because im esl, or actually english as 3rd language
you would know if you actually read the thread b4 posting

>>33447882 (OP)
Probably dont need to be a runner, but just an active person