Thread 33449174

I want a non normie boyfriend from Finland, Lithuania,Norway, UK, Ireland, Sweden, (I like their language or culture) open to German, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark, Switzerland only if they don't act cringe.

Thank you for comming to my ted talk

>>33449174 (OP)
>Finland
>Lithuania
>UK
>Belgium
lmao
you're american, aren't you?

>>33449177
Im euro but love bad grammar

>>33449174 (OP)
>only if they don't act cringe.
Your post is extremely cringe. Also, you don't ask for advice.
Hard pass.

>>33449174 (OP)
Are you White?

>>33449178
what god forsaken shithole are you from that you'd find guys from any of the 4 countries I've listed attractive?

>>33449179
I am asking for advice. I know I am cringe but all the Germans I have talked to even from here were too cringe
>>33449180
Yes

>>33449185
Post your discord, may be able to help you out. My husband used to do matchmaking on /soc/

>>33449174 (OP)
Are you attractive or at least not ugly and speak fluent English?
Have a job or at least not a NEET?
How old are you.

don't post your personal info OP

>>33449196
Shut the fuck up retard

>>33449196
case in point >>33449200

>>33449184
I have a celeb crush from one of those, as for the rest I mean they can't be that bad
>>33449189
How is that better than posting on my own
>>33449195
I mean I speak English and not fat but yeah sorry people are psychotic with women online so would like to hear from the male first

>>33449212
>I mean they can't be that bad
lmao even.
Where's your crush from though? Let me guess, it's some UK actor? Or some obscure Lithuanian model or something. Because there is absolutely 0 reason to include Lithuania, but not Estonia.

>>33449219
I mean I didn't include Estonia since I never seen anyone post from there. Lits have some qt men and I have family from there so I feel more familiar ( I don't have any lit blood myself)

>>33449240
>Lits have some qt men
Huh? That's a hot take for sure. Seriously, where are you from that you find men from Lithuania attractive?

>>33449266
What because they look trashy? I am trashy too I like that

>>33449288
So you're into twinks with pretty eyes?
Damn shame I'm not from one of the countries you listed.
But you do realize that's not what the average lithuanian looks like, right?

>>33449212
>sorry people are psychotic with women online so would like to hear from the male first
respectable ig, how do you move off of this in to messages? I wouldn't want to share anything on this website full of spastics

>>33449174 (OP)
I'm from the Netherlands, and I'm white Portuguese so I look like a mix of Spanish/Argentinian. where are you from? post discord

I do game dev, I work out and go to hiking events every weekend, D&D events, game board meetups, social meetups, I do HEMA (Swordfighting), I sing folk and classical music in a choir, and I'm not mentally ill. your turn.

>>33449306
I mean just gotta find one. Where are you from.
>>33449316
Ok I hear you too. I mean can you atleast share age and hair and beard status in public? I am ok with discord just don't sperg at me there

>>33449321
>I'm not mentally ill
>I do HEMA (Swordfighting)
>sing folk and classical music in a choir

>>33449321
I am sorry bro, wrong pheno

>>33449328
>Where are you from.
Kazakhstan, funnily enough, I'm russian though. Much love.
Good luck with finding a nordic aspie bf I guess.

>>33449329
yes, I'm in touch with something real, the history of our people before phones and all this zoomer tiktok shit your zoomer brain is polluted with

>>33449332
oh well, good luck

>>33449328
I'm 26. I have hair (long or short, no bald spots) and no beard, though one is starting to come in. I have a job, I work out and run, play games, read books, and browse /adv/ and /x/. I rarely watch porn or anything like that.
If you can hold a conversation for more than five minutes, that's a plus. I get into hobbies quickly and drop them just as fast, unless I have someone to do them with. I go for walks in nature often.
I'm not religious, but I'm not closed off to the idea. I'm self aware, decently good looking, not fat, and I have tattoos.

>>33449342
also white.

>>33449342
What is your disc( no sperging if we don't click please)

>>33449348
incredible that girls can just make a thread and pick a dude. fuck. this might just be your next relationship anon >>33449342
keep us updated?

fuck I wish I was a girl sometimes, I'm so fucking lonely

>>33449348
My discord will link to everything about me.
If you can think of another way, otherwise pic rel

>>33449355
was about to say something similar. This post completely BTFO every instance of women complaining how hard it is to find a bf when there are multiple guys willing to throw themselves at an anonymous stranger like that.

>>33449363
Not to give you lip already butbyou can make a new, (dis a troll?)

>>33449355
>>33449366
Untrue last time I added anyone he didn't know basic knowledge (he was asking questions while ignorant) and when I corrected him he asked a sexual question, Blocked! This is why I am suspicious of germans

>>33449382
At least you even had the opportunity to talk to guys. Do you not think guys have to deal with mentally ill weirdos too?
Not to bring gender-war brainrot onto the sacred grounds of /adv/, but if a man were to start a thread like that it would get exactly 0 replies from women.

>>33449382
>dis a troll?
I just can't be bothered to logout of my discord to be quite honest.
Feel free to take your own advice and make a new one for me though.
Would probably be better for you in the long run less chance of spergs going full on tard on your online info, I can just screenshot my (You) for proof of who I am.
Also can you prove you're not a tranny or just a weird guy? (Hand Photo or some sort of feminine photo, no Adams apple etc.)

If not no worries, hope you find who you're looking for.

>>33449398
>but if a man were to start a thread like that it would get exactly 0 replies from women.
Just not true is it.
>>33449366
>>33449355
You don't see how easy it was for >>33449342 to get a chance, you guys are just incels.

>>33449406
Lmao, want me to start a thread with the same premise, but roles reversed?

>>33449406
idk you turned me down easily because I said I'm white Portuguese, you're getting to pick while guys out here making a thread will be archived faster than the LARPing baiters will

>>33449406
wow would you look at that >>33449474
Gaze at the cornucopia of women eager to meet this fine lad lmao.

>>33449403
Bruh, I am sorry

>>33449526
Women fishing for men on this website is like fishing from a barrel of 1000 fish, you're going to catch one.
Men fishing for women on this website is like going out in to the middle of the Atlantic ocean and throwing out a net, you're gonna be there for a long time.

Is it that hard to comprehend or are you just ignorant/retarded?

that's it, if I see another anon, or woman in general complaining about not being able to get a bf, I'm going to assume they're either talking about Chad, or it's entirely a skill issue.
The absolute fucking state of women.

>>33449539
It's fine, you wanted me.
I have a date Sunday anyway.

>>33449543
could also be a troll honestly, the way they are typing is a bit too aggressive to be a lady. Atleast if it is a lady Its an aggressive one that I don't wanna get to know anyway

>>33449543
Is this bait? This just proves my point

>>33449550
That's because I'm a dude and not OP, I'm just pointing out how retarded you are.

>bit too aggressive to be a lady. Atleast if it is a lady Its an aggressive one that I don't wanna get to know anyway

>>33449556
In what way does this prove your point, it proves that you're less likely to get a reply not that you would never get one.

No wonder you retards are single, you've got 2 Braincells fighting for 3rd place between the both of you.

>>33449566
>it proves that you're less likely to get a reply not that you would never get one
Lmao, there is also a chance that you randomly get struck by lightning.
In fact, I am willing to make a really bold prediction: This is going to sound crazy, but I'm willing to bet not a single woman will respond to the male version of this thread. I know, I know, that sounds absolutely wild.

>>33449586
You really are so ignorant you can't even see your own mistake.

>I'm willing to bet not a single woman will respond to the male version of this thread.

Check

>>33449549
Bruh what colour are your eyes atleast

>>33449600
I've got blue eyes.

>>33449605
What music are you into

>>33449600
>>33449605
I'm so confused over who's the girl and who's the boy. At this point I'm just going to assume all of you are boys, OP included. OP post a fucking pic with your face blurred or something or I'm calling it fake.

>>33449607
Anything that sounds good, i have a very eclectic taste in music.

Prog metal/Hiphop/Rap/Kpop/Jpop/Ambeint/Heavy metal/Metal/Rock/50's/60's/70's/80's/Movie Soundtracks/Game Soundtracks/Midwest emo/Hardstyle/DNB/Liquid DNB/House

some of the last stuff I listened to in no particular order, really whatever I fancy that day for that mood. Recently been blasting a lot of Gorillaz and 70-80s Metal.

You?

>>33449624
Hmmm hmmm not sure, I mean which cuntry is you from

>>33449646
UK

>>33449624
Idk I am spergy about the mu, say more bands you like

>>33449670
Øneheart, Foster The People, Basement, Paramore, Gorillaz, Gojira, Fleetwood Mac, Pentakill, The Beatles, Pinegrove, Weezer, Toska, Slipknot, Plini, Polyphia, Hans Zimmer, The Prodigy, Home, The Killers, Queen, Daft Punk, Urbandawn, Guns N' Roses, Wilco, James Blunt, Intervals, Arch Echo, Metallica, Tool, Deftones, Pinegrove, SEATBELTS, The Strokes, MF DOOM, Joyce Manor, Black Sabbath, Avantasia, Animals as Leaders, Dream Theater, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Pendulum, Sleep Token, Megadeth, Catfish and the Bottlemen, The Verve, America, Hatsune Miku, Death Cab for Cuite, Title Fight, Mild High Club, Talking Heads, Soundgarden, FLOW, Asian Kungfu Generation, Chinese Football, Utada, The Drums, Nine Inch Nails, Gorillaz, Cafune

This is a one sided conversation, tell me something about yourself at least.

>>33449702
Just some off the top of my head.
Also if the conversation stays one sided I'm leaving.

>>33449702
at this point I don't think Its a girl, also "she" wrote
>which cunty is you from
only blacks write "is" instead of "are"
this "white" girl thinks she's black, bail while you can

>>33449702
Ugh sorry yeah I mean not any mu in common (close but not close enough to allign) and you can't get a discord soryyy

>>33449709
Using wrong words and bad grammar is usually an attempt at being cute. You'd know this if you ever spoke to a woman that wasn't your mother.

>>33449731
>Using wrong words and bad grammar is usually an attempt at being cute.
my god dude, yeah I mean the occasional o wo I don't knoww how to wwite correctly ;-; is cute but "IS YOU GAE NIGGA?" is NOT fucking cute that's hood speech, you're fighting for a dude BARELY larping, he's actually being more rude than the actual dudes in this thread like us

>>33449729
Are you special needs or something?
I tell you some bands/artists I listen to, that closely align with yours meaning there is a strong probability I would also know/listen to those bands. aaaaaaaand i'm bored of this.

Good luck trying to find someone who likes the same music as you and all the other criteria you have in your head, you should take a look at some Statistics classes and you'll realise you can't have everything you want, not that you'd ever actually want someone who likes all the same things as you as that gets old really fast.

>you can't get a discord soryyy

You should really make a burner discord and figure out a way to verify ( (You) screenshots/photos like I said) otherwise you'll end up getting some creeps stalking you.

Apologies for saying you might be special needs but I'm not going to remove it because I feel bad after I wrote it, but you'd do some good to actually look in to how real relationships work, you don't want to like all the same stuff that just leads to boredom very quick and things get stale in a matter of months.

Anyway peace out.

>>33449746
Your opinion means nothing to me, you're also likely retarded.

>>33449751
yeah yeah I am like totally retarded bro

>>33449771
Bro I am sorry you really going to get pissy cause I asked you make an alt and that I like men with sim mu lmao

>>33449751
>anon fumbled the retarded girl
many such cases

>>33449780
>get pissy cause I asked you make an alt and that I like men with sim mu lmao
Whatever this is just hilarious now, did you not actually read anything I wrote?

>>33449790
It's fine just trying to give this femcel a chance at a normal ish guy, I am going to brag that I'm also speaking to two other women and I'm going on a date tomorrow, it's so funny to me that this person is this illogical, usually women just agree with me so maybe I’m just not used to someone not.

>>33449806
I obviously don't I only skim cause Ew not having actual convos in public. You are obviously a troll trying to make me post identifying info in public lma

>>33449806
I like how you're very obviously butthurt and ego-cucked over what is probably a troll.
Hope you do better on your "dates" lmao.

>>33449790
"And I said, many such cases, I said that, Wow this is a big thread, I said it when I walked in the room"

>>33449818
I'm just struggling to comprehend why someone is this retarded.
>>33449815
If this hasn't just been a mega bait you are fully fucking retarded.

>>33449827
Not retarded enough to let you manipulate me into publicly posting iding info

This thread is a fucking shambles what in the fuck. KEK

>>33449857
This is why I told him to get the stupid discord

>>33449870
You are an idiot. If he got the discord and you chatted he would have your "private data" that he could just share on here anyway, he suggested for you to get the anonymous discord so you're protected from that sort of shit. A relatively normal anon wasted his time talking to a either skizto paranoid femcel or a fat guy pretending to be a woman. we will never know.

>>33449904
I already have an alt , no he wouldn't I don't open up unless he sents a selfie.

>>33449911
>I already have an alt
HOLY FUCKING KEK DO YOU HAVE DOWN SYNDROME MY SIDES

>>33449870
I'm SO fucking tempted to make a throwaway discord just to pretend I'm him but I'm not gonna do it because I'll probably get added by like 7 dudes who think Its funny to pretend they are you OP. Also OP - you're fucking retarded or you're a master baiter , either way you're a retard asslicker dickface

Please tell me somebody else is reading this thread, that made me laugh so hard

How is the other anon that made a thread out of spite getting more action that the guy that was already in the end zone?

>>33449919
>>33449922
>>33449925
Yeah I don't really care I am still going to request for anyone who wants to talk to make a discord i don't really care woop woop I am like retarded and shit

>>33449933
Every time you type I'm laughing, you realise he would have added you if you said you already had a alt account. he didn't want to post his username here, holy shit please don't be bait because this is actually hilarious if it's real

>>33449930
I have no idea, but this shit is comedy gold if real

>>33449939
Ok you can leave now

>>33449943
Did you realise how retarded you were?

>>33449949
Like I said I genuinely don't care since you could have just posted

>>33449955
>Like I said I genuinely don't care since you could have just posted
wut, im just asking if you realise that you were retarded

>>33449960
And again like I said I genuinely don't care since you could have just posted

at this point, I'm starting to think Its one guy schizo posting because he's getting off the fact that his /adv/ thread got 90 replies

.

omg this thread
WHY didnt you post the alt acc OP
if your real i wanna be your friend im a girl. youd be a hilarious sidekick