Thread 33450109

How do I get invited to parties?

>>33450109 (OP)
you get to know people then ask if theyre going to party etc you fucking sperg. then it just snowballs from there

>>33450112
I literally have zero friends.

>>33450123
do you go to work? school?

go up to a random person and talk about something absurd.

HEY MAN YOU KNOW I WAS PLAYING RUNESCAPE THEN I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED MY GATORADE ON MY KEYBOARD THAT COST ME LIKE 60 BUCKS LOL

i do this but even more absurd stories

HEY MAN A MONTH AGO I SHAT MY PANTS

>>33450123
wait first, where are you? need to know. ive been to different places so i know theres a cultural context often too.

i.e in most places in the united states you can do this, not outside of the states though.

>>33450130
Yeah, I have a job. A boring corporate job.
>>33450138
Southern US

>>33450143
well bingo there you fucking go. goldmine of possible people to just start talking to.

>>33450109 (OP)
Kek! Are they doing a bit there?

>>33450109 (OP)
I like the girl in the pink bikini's ass

>>33450387
the "bit" is "just women's normal life in America"

Do you even actually want to attend any parties, or do you just want some social acceptance?

>>33450724
A little of both
I'm sick of being socially excluded

>>33450733
Well then it starts with friends. Tbh I like having friends, but couldn't give a fuck about parties. Unless they're your thing, they usually kind of suck.

>>33450583
>the "bit" is "just women's normal life in America"

Back to plebit please, im sure youd get some up doots there

>>33450109 (OP)
parties are the symptom of having friends, you can't just aim there, you need to make friends who go to parties first

>>33450109 (OP)
>How do I get invited to parties?
there are two kinds of people in social situations- the ones who increase everyone's enjoyment of life and time when they are around, and the other, who make it their mission to make everyone feel miserable in any way they can. Make sure you're not an insufferable asshole to be around, and actually have something to offer others and you will be invited. Video related is not you right now because you're annoying as fuck and are not up to date with the current world. In summary, learn the meta instead of grovel like a bitch.

>>33450123
How are you going to be invited then? Crashing parties is actually a thing, you know? Then you can make friends.

>>33456255
>Crashing parties is actually a thing
And how does that work, not OP but same problem? Should I walk around town and break in random houses hoping there's a party happening?

>>33457426
There were sometimes front lawn frat parties in college.

>>33452145
>the ones who increase everyone's enjoyment of life and time when they are around
This is how you get invited to parties. It's not enough to simply not be an insufferable asshole. You can be very pleasant to be around but no one is going to invite you to a party unless you're actually a fun and interesting person.

I got along with everyone in college and was never unpleasant to be around, but not once did I ever get invited to any of the dozens of parties they had each semester

>>33457527
Because you were ugly

>>33457562
No, it was because I was incredibly cold, boring and inoffensive